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YO-O-O, JOE!
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♪ HE'LL FIGHT FOR FREEDOM
WHEREVER THERE'S TROUBLE ♪
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♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE
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♪ G.I. JOE,
A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪
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♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE
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♪ IT'S G.I. JOE
AGAINST COBRA THE ENEMY ♪
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♪ FIGHTING TO SAVE THE DAY
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♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP,
HE'S ALWAYS THERE ♪
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♪ FIGHTING FOR FREEDOM
OVER LAND AND AIR ♪
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♪ G.I. JOE,
A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪
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♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE
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G.I. JOE IS THE CODE NAME
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FOR AMERICA'S DARING, HIGHLY
TRAINED SPECIAL-MISSION FORCE.
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ITS PURPOSE -- TO DEFEND
HUMAN FREEDOM AGAINST COBRA,
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A RUTHLESS
TERRORIST ORGANIZATION
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DETERMINED TO RULE THE WORLD.
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♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP
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♪ HE'LL STAY
TILL THE FIGHT'S WON ♪
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♪ G.I. JOE WILL DARE
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♪ G.I. JOE,
A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪
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♪ G.I. JOE
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IN OUR LAST EPISODE,
DR. MINDBENDER
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WAS INSPIRED BY A BIZARRE DREAM
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TO REPLACE COBRA COMMANDER
WITH A NEW LEADER,
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THE COBRA EMPEROR,
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CLONED FROM THE DNA
OF LONG-DEAD CONQUERORS.
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DR. MINDBENDER THEN RAIDED THE
TOMBS OF NAPOLEON, VLAD TEPES,
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IVAN THE TERRIBLE,
ALEXANDER THE GREAT,
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AND OTHERS,
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BUT WAS THWARTED
IN HIS PURSUIT OF THE DNA
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OF THE CHINESE WARLORD SUN-TZU
BY SERGEANT SLAUGHTER.
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DR. MINDBENDER VOWED
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TO SUBSTITUTE
SERGEANT SLAUGHTER'S OWN DNA
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FOR THE MISSING SPECIMEN.
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BUT FIRST,
HE MADE AN ALL-OUT EFFORT
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TO SECURE THE DNA
OF GENGHIS KHAN.
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BUT SERGEANT SLAUGHTER,
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IN AN ATTEMPT TO AVENGE HIS
EARLIER DEFEAT, WAS CAPTURED.
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NOW TODAY'S CHAPTER
OF "ARISE, SERPENTOR, ARISE!"
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I SAY DISPOSE OF HIM
AT ONCE!
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NO!
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B.A.T.s,
I COMMAND YOU TO STOP!
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PUT HIM IN CHAINS!
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[ PUNCH LANDS ]
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[ GRUNTS ]
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LOCK HIM
IN THE PUNISHMENT MODULE
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UNTIL WE REACH
THE TERRORDROME.
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FOR YOUR INFORMATION,
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I INTEND TO USE
SERGEANT SLAUGHTER'S DNA
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TO REPLACE SUN-TZU'S
IN MY CREATION FORMULA.
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WHAT A MIND-BOGGLING BRAINSTORM,
MINDBENDER.
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PUTTING THE GENETIC SOUL
OF AN ENEMY
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INTO THE BODY
OF OUR NEW LEADER
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WILL GIVE US
JUST WHAT WE'VE ALWAYS NEEDED...
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[CHUCKLES]
A LIVING TRAITOR!
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WHEN YOU ARE KNEE-DEEP
IN TOTAL CATASTROPHE,
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REMEMBER I TRIED
TO STOP YOU!
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[ LAUGHS ]
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COBRA COMMANDER
TOOK THE NEWS
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OF SERGEANT SLAUGHTER'S DNA
RATHER GOOD-NATUREDLY.
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HE UNDOUBTEDLY HAS SOMETHING
EXTREMELY UNPLEASANT
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UP HIS TREACHEROUS SLEEVE.
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WATCH HIM CLOSELY.
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[ TIRES THUMPING, SQUEAKING ]
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ALL RIGHT, MEN.
WHAT'S THE BAD NEWS?
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12% CASUALTIES.
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NONE FATAL,
THANK HEAVENS.
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40% OF OUR VEHICLES
REDLINED OR DESTROYED.
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FLINT GOT DINGED UP
IN THE LAST ATTACK.
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WE STOPPED THEM
FROM GETTING SUN-TZU'S DNA,
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BUT COBRA CAPTURED
SERGEANT SLAUGHTER.
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TELL ME ABOUT IT.
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HERE ARE REPORTS FROM THE TOMBS
WE DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT.
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A LIBYAN MUSEUM
WITH A RELIC OF HANNIBAL
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WAS RAIDED BY COBRA.
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IN ROME, THE ASHES
OF JULIUS CAESAR WERE STOLEN.
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LORD KNOWS WHAT COBRA WANTS
WITH THEM.
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ATTILA THE HUN, ERIK THE RED,
RASPUTIN, DOZENS MORE.
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COBRA MAY HAVE WON
SOME BATTLES,
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BUT THEY'RE A LONG WAY
FROM WINNING THE WAR.
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BEACH HEAD,
GET THOSE VOLUNTEERS
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WHO'D LIKE
TO TAKE A CRACK
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AT THE TERRORDROME
ON COBRA ISLAND.
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YES, SIR!
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MEN, YOUR PRIMARY GOAL
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IS TO FIND AND RESCUE
SERGEANT SLAUGHTER.
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BUT IT'S EQUALLY IMPORTANT
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WE LEARN MORE
ABOUT COBRA'S DNA EXPERIMENTS.
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YO, JOE!
YO, JOE!
YO, JOE!
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GOOD LUCK, AND GODSPEED.
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Dr. Mindbender:
AT LONG LAST,
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THE PIECES
OF THE GENETIC PUZZLE
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ARE ALL NEARLY IN PLACE.
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[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ]
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POSITION
THE PROTOPLASM ARMATURE.
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[ CLANG ]
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THE DNA OF HISTORY'S
GREATEST CONQUERORS
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HAS MERGED
WITH THE GENETIC MATRIX
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JUST AS I DREAMED
IT WOULD.
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BUT WHAT OF THE LOSS
OF SUN-TZU'S DNA?
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WHAT IF IT INITIATES
A CHAIN REACTION
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OF UNPREDICTABLE MUTATIONS?
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LET THE CHIPS FALL
WHERE THEY MAY, DESTRO.
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I AM REPLACING SUN-TZU'S DNA
WITH SERGEANT SLAUGHTER'S.
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Crimson twin: THE TIME HAS COME,
DEAR BROTHER...
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...TO COMPLETE
OUR LITTLE EXPERIMENT...
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Both:
...IN BIOLOGY 101.
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[ GRUNTS ]
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YOU BETTER HOPE THIS KILLS ME,
'CAUSE IF IT DON'T --
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AAH!
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[ LAUGHS ]
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NOW TO DR. MINDBENDER'S
LABORATORY...
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...WHILE OUR SUBJECT
RESTS FOR A WHILE.
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[ BEEP ]
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[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ]
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Both: HE WON'T WAKE UP
FOR WEEKS.
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[ BOTH LAUGH ]
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THAT MAN HAS THE CONSTITUTION
OF A VENDING MACHINE!
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[ GRUNTS ]
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Scrap Iron: COMMANDER,
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HE'S TRYING TO OPEN
HIS CELL DOOR!
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I MUST ALERT --
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NO! YOU WILL DO NOTHING
UNTIL HE ESCAPES
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AND IS WELL ON HIS WAY.
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NOW I MUST PAY
A LITTLE CALL
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ON DR. MINDBENDER'S
LABORATORY
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AND MAKE SURE THAT THINGS
GET OUT OF HAND.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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OOH, HOW I SAVOR THE GLORY
OF THIS MOMENT.
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[ CLICK ]
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THE LAST INGREDIENT
OF MY FORMULA
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HAS NOW BEEN INTERFACED
WITH THE INERT PROTOPLASM.
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I SHALL NOW GIVE IT
THE BREATH OF LIFE.
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STOP!
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YOUR VISIT IS ILL-TIMED,
COBRA COMMANDER!
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Both: YES.
STAND CLEAR.
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FORGIVE ME
FOR THIS UNSEEMLY INTRUSION.
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I CAME TO WISH YOU
NOTHING BUT SUCCESS
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IN YOUR HISTORIC VENTURE.
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THEN STAND BACK
WHILE THE MEN DO THE WORK.
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OH, OF COURSE.
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I WOULDN'T DREAM
OF INTERFERING.
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REPLACE THE CONTAINMENT
SHROUD, DESTRO.
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INTERLOCK
THE BIO-THERM INDUCTOR!
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[ ENERGY ZAPPING ]
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ALL IS READY.
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PREPARE FOR VITALIZATION!
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SO FAR,
I SEE NOTHING...
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...TO GET EXCITED ABOUT.
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SOMETHING...
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...IS HAPPENING!
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[ LAUGHS ]
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[ GRUNTS ]
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AAH!
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[ COMMUNICATOR BEEPS ]
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[ COMMUNICATOR BEEPS ]
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[ Indistinct shouting ]
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SERGEANT SLAUGHTER
HAS ESCAPED!
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QUIET!
THIS IS FAR MORE IMPORTANT.
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RELEASE CLAMPS
AND VACUUM SHROUD!
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RISE, PERFECT BEING!
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ARISE AND RULE!
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[ GROANS, GROWLS ]
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YOU DIDN'T MAKE US
AN EMPEROR!
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YOU MADE US...
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Both: A MONSTER!
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[ GROWLS ]
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I KNOW THAT,
YOU IDIOTS!
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GET HIM OFF ME!
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[ ROARS ]
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[ ROARS ]
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[ GROWLS ]
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Destro: LOOK OUT!
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THAT MONSTROSITY
IS TOTALLY MINDLESS!
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AS IS THE QUACK
WHO CREATED HIM!
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[ GROWLS ]
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I WARNED YOU
THAT THIS EXPERIMENT
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WAS UNSOUND,
DR. MINDBENDER!
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MY CALCULATIONS
WERE PERFECT!
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[ ROARS ]
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I DON'T UNDERSTAND!
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Man: LOOK OUT!
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DON'T LET IT LEAVE
THE LABORATORY!
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DON'T WORRY.
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WE HAVE IT...
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Both:
...RIGHT WHERE IT WANTS US!
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TIME TO EVACUATE
THE PREMISES!
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[ LAUGHS ]
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THEY'LL BE DESTROYED
BY THEIR OWN CREATION,
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AND COBRA WILL BE MINE AGAIN.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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FIRE AT IT, COMMANDER!
FIRE!
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YOU HAVE A WEAPON
AND DO NOTHING
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TO PREVENT
THE CREATURE'S ESCAPE!
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IF IT REACHES THE SURFACE
OF COBRA ISLAND,
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WE MAY NEVER RECAPTURE IT!
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TOUGH LUCK, MINDBENDER!
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THAT RUNAWAY PILE OF PUTRID
PROTOPLASM IS YOUR PROBLEM,
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NOT MINE!
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[ MEN SCREAMING ]
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WHILE YOU AND MINDBENDER
ARE PURSUING YOUR CREATURE,
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YOU SHOULD PONDER THE INSANITY
OF YOUR ENTIRE SCHEME!
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[ ALARM BLARING ]
Man on P.A.: INTRUDER ALERT!
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INTRUDER ALERT!
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INTRUDER ALERT!
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VIPERS, LET THEM CHASE
THE CREATURE!
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IT'S SERGEANT SLAUGHTER
I'M AFTER!
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LISTEN TO ME,
DR. MINDBENDER.
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WE SAY...
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Both:
LET THE BIG UGLY SWINE GO!
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NO!
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WE MUST FIND
AND ANALYZE IT!
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I THINK WE FAILED
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BECAUSE SOMEONE CONTAMINATED
THE DNA SUPPLY.
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LOOK!
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IT'S SERGEANT SLAUGHTER!
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LET'S FRY HIM!
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[ ROARS ]
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Beach Head:
IT DOESN'T FIGURE.
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WE'RE TOO LOW TO TICKLE
THEIR RADAR,
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BUT SOMETHING'S GOT THE WHOLE
STINKING ISLAND ON ALERT.
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SAY, THAT'S A HEAVY BREEZE FOR
THIS TIME OF NIGHT, EH?
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YOU PLAYING CARDS OR GIVING
A BLOOMING WEATHER REPORT?
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THAT WAS A JOE CHOPPER,
YOU BRAINLESS TWITS!
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AFTER IT!
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COBRA!
COBRA!
COBRA!
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HOSTILE PURSUIT SHIPS
CLOSING FAST!
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DREADNOK SWAMPFIRES!
KEEP SHOOTING AND HANG ON!
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YO-O-O, JOE!
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AAH!
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HOLD STILL
SO WE CAN BLAST THEM!
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IF I HOLD STILL,
THEY'LL BLAST US!
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BLIMEY! PULL UP!
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PULL UP!
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WE SHOOK THEM!
236
00:11:47,086 --> 00:11:49,826
CORRECTION --
WE SHOOK SOME OF THEM!
237
00:11:49,913 --> 00:11:52,347
I THINK YOU'LL FIND THIS ISLAND
DEPRESSING.
238
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[ LAUGHS ]
239
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[ FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING ]
240
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COME NO FURTHER, OR --
241
00:12:03,086 --> 00:12:04,347
SCRAP IRON?
242
00:12:04,434 --> 00:12:06,521
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
243
00:12:06,608 --> 00:12:08,478
I THOUGHT YOU'D LIKE
TO BUY PROOF
244
00:12:08,565 --> 00:12:12,173
THAT IT WASN'T YOUR FAULT
THE EXPERIMENT FAILED.
245
00:12:12,260 --> 00:12:15,086
I WILL PAY
A MILLION GOLD SERPENTINES
246
00:12:15,173 --> 00:12:18,173
IF THE INFORMATION
IS USEFUL TO ME.
247
00:12:18,260 --> 00:12:21,565
COBRA COMMANDER TAINTED
YOUR DNA MIXTURE
248
00:12:21,652 --> 00:12:25,000
WITH A DISTILLATION
OF MUTATING VIRUS.
249
00:12:25,086 --> 00:12:26,260
OF COURSE.
250
00:12:26,347 --> 00:12:30,173
COBRA COMMANDER
IS THE ONLY LOGICAL SUSPECT.
251
00:12:30,260 --> 00:12:33,347
HE HAS CROSSED ME
FOR THE LAST TIME.
252
00:12:33,434 --> 00:12:38,000
I SHALL MAKE SURE HIS FATE
MATCHES THAT OF HIS VIRUS.
253
00:12:38,086 --> 00:12:40,217
[ LAUGHS ]
254
00:12:43,565 --> 00:12:45,217
UH-OH.
255
00:12:45,304 --> 00:12:48,173
[ SENSOR BEEPING ]
I THINK I'M GETTING
A LIFE-FORM READING.
256
00:12:48,260 --> 00:12:49,826
TOUGH TO BE SURE
IN THE JUNGLE.
257
00:12:49,913 --> 00:12:50,695
LOOK OUT!
258
00:12:53,521 --> 00:12:54,652
A JOE TOMAHAWK!
259
00:12:54,739 --> 00:12:57,478
INTERCEPT ANY SURVIVORS!
260
00:12:57,565 --> 00:13:00,695
NOT IF I GET THERE FIRST,
FUNGUS BRAIN.
261
00:13:02,565 --> 00:13:03,695
[ GROANS ]
262
00:13:11,739 --> 00:13:13,782
AAAAHHHH!
263
00:13:13,869 --> 00:13:16,130
[ ROARS ]
264
00:13:16,217 --> 00:13:19,260
WHAT THE SAM HILL
RAN INTO THEM?
265
00:13:19,347 --> 00:13:20,260
[ GROWLS ]
266
00:13:23,869 --> 00:13:27,608
NOT TODAY, POINDEXTER!
267
00:13:40,043 --> 00:13:41,304
[ GROANS ]
268
00:13:41,391 --> 00:13:44,391
[ ROARS ]
269
00:13:59,173 --> 00:14:00,739
[ GRUNTS ]
270
00:14:05,956 --> 00:14:08,086
[ ROARS ]
271
00:14:14,043 --> 00:14:16,086
OKAY, THAT DOES IT!
272
00:14:16,173 --> 00:14:17,695
NOW I'M ANGRY!
273
00:14:17,782 --> 00:14:18,869
[ GRUNTS ]
274
00:14:24,913 --> 00:14:30,086
YOU FIGHT LIKE YOU LOOK --
UGLY, BUT SLOPPY.
275
00:14:30,173 --> 00:14:33,043
REAL SLOPPY!
276
00:14:33,130 --> 00:14:33,956
WHAT?
277
00:14:34,043 --> 00:14:36,565
[ BUBBLING ]
278
00:14:36,652 --> 00:14:39,521
I'VE FACED SOME PRETTY
SPINELESS OPPONENTS,
279
00:14:39,608 --> 00:14:42,043
BUT THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
280
00:14:42,130 --> 00:14:44,956
Crimson twin: A SLIGHT PROBLEM
WITH DR. MINDBENDER'S RECIPE.
281
00:14:45,043 --> 00:14:46,956
THE POOR CREATURE
JUST CAME...
282
00:14:47,043 --> 00:14:48,217
Both: ...UNGLUED.
283
00:14:50,913 --> 00:14:52,739
EWW!
284
00:14:52,826 --> 00:14:53,956
HE GLOPPED US!
285
00:14:54,043 --> 00:14:55,391
Both: AFTER HIM!
286
00:14:56,434 --> 00:14:58,869
[ PANTING ]
287
00:14:58,956 --> 00:15:01,217
FLIGHT IS USELESS,
SERGEANT.
288
00:15:02,347 --> 00:15:04,217
OH, LOOK OUT!
STOP HIM!
289
00:15:06,608 --> 00:15:07,478
CHECKMATE.
290
00:15:07,565 --> 00:15:10,260
[ LAUGHTER ]
291
00:15:13,217 --> 00:15:15,000
OKAY.
292
00:15:15,086 --> 00:15:19,130
THE SCORE IS CREEPS 1,
SLAUGHTER NOTHING.
293
00:15:19,217 --> 00:15:21,608
WE'RE GOING
INTO EXTRA INNINGS.
294
00:15:21,695 --> 00:15:23,043
COUNT ON IT.
295
00:15:23,130 --> 00:15:25,956
I HATE TO SOUND LIKE
A PARTY POOPER, BEACH HEAD,
296
00:15:26,043 --> 00:15:27,826
BUT WE'RE NOW
ONE TOMAHAWK SHORT.
297
00:15:27,913 --> 00:15:29,869
AND WE'VE GOT A LONG WAY
TO GO.
298
00:15:29,956 --> 00:15:31,347
BAG IT, LIFT TICKET.
299
00:15:31,434 --> 00:15:32,652
LET'S FIND THE SARGE,
300
00:15:32,739 --> 00:15:34,434
THEN WORRY ABOUT
HOW WE'RE GONNA GET OUT OF HERE.
301
00:15:34,521 --> 00:15:35,521
COME ON!
302
00:15:36,782 --> 00:15:37,913
[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ]
303
00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:39,217
PIN HIM DOWN!
304
00:15:39,304 --> 00:15:40,173
[ GRUNTS ]
305
00:15:42,478 --> 00:15:44,521
QUICKLY!
I DON'T HAVE ALL DAY!
306
00:15:44,608 --> 00:15:47,000
[ GRUNTING ]
307
00:15:47,086 --> 00:15:49,956
WELL,
SUCH INDOMITABILITY.
308
00:15:50,043 --> 00:15:51,478
SUCH SPIRIT.
309
00:15:51,565 --> 00:15:54,565
YOUR DNA
IN THE GENETIC MATRIX
310
00:15:54,652 --> 00:15:57,739
WILL GUARANTEE
OUR PERFECT LEADER.
311
00:15:57,826 --> 00:16:00,478
BAD IDEA, MINDBENDER.
312
00:16:00,565 --> 00:16:03,869
YOU AIN'T USING MY MOLECULES
TO FIGHT G.I. JOE.
313
00:16:03,956 --> 00:16:07,695
SERGEANT SLAUGHTER,
YOUR GENEROUS CONTRIBUTION
314
00:16:07,782 --> 00:16:09,913
IS CHEERFULLY ACCEPTED.
315
00:16:11,739 --> 00:16:15,173
AH, MY CUP
TRULY RUNNETH OVER.
316
00:16:15,260 --> 00:16:18,347
B.A.T.s, SECURE HIM
WITH ELECTRO-CHAINS.
317
00:16:18,434 --> 00:16:21,000
ONE CAN'T BE TOO CAREFUL.
318
00:16:21,086 --> 00:16:24,043
Man: TOUGH SECURITY,
BEACH HEAD.
319
00:16:24,130 --> 00:16:25,826
HOW ARE
WE GONNA GET INSIDE?
320
00:16:25,913 --> 00:16:27,086
NO BIGGIE.
321
00:16:27,173 --> 00:16:29,173
GO ASK IF YOU CAN USE
THEIR PHONE.
322
00:16:29,260 --> 00:16:31,217
YOU SERIOUS?
DO IT!
323
00:16:32,782 --> 00:16:33,826
[ CHUCKLES ]
HI, GUYS.
324
00:16:33,913 --> 00:16:35,217
UH, WHAT'S HAPPENING?
325
00:16:35,304 --> 00:16:38,217
I WAS WONDERING IF I COULD,
UH, USE YOUR PHONE?
326
00:16:38,304 --> 00:16:40,565
HALT!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
327
00:16:40,652 --> 00:16:42,217
WELL, YOU SEE,
SOME OF YOUR GUYS
328
00:16:42,304 --> 00:16:44,000
SHOT DOWN OUR CHOPPER
A FEW MILES BACK,
329
00:16:44,086 --> 00:16:46,173
AND, WELL, I NEED TO CHECK IN
WITH HEADQUARTERS.
330
00:16:49,565 --> 00:16:50,782
HEY, WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME
331
00:16:50,869 --> 00:16:53,304
YOU WERE USING ME
AS A DECOY FOR VIOLENCE?
332
00:16:53,391 --> 00:16:55,695
'CAUSE I DIDN'T WANT YOU
TO SAY NO.
333
00:16:57,173 --> 00:16:59,217
Man: SOMETHING TELLS ME
THIS IS NOT GONNA BE
334
00:16:59,304 --> 00:17:01,130
ONE OF
MY FAVORITE HANGOUTS.
335
00:17:01,217 --> 00:17:03,478
GENETIC MATRIX
TEMPERATURE,
336
00:17:03,565 --> 00:17:06,086
DNA-INTERFACE
FLUID PRESSURE --
337
00:17:06,173 --> 00:17:08,000
ALL PERFECT.
338
00:17:08,086 --> 00:17:11,130
THIS TIME THERE SHALL BE
NO CALAMITIES.
339
00:17:11,217 --> 00:17:13,391
[ GRUNTING ]
340
00:17:13,478 --> 00:17:17,347
CAN'T LET YOU USE EVEN ONE
MOLECULE OF ME AGAINST G.I. JOE!
341
00:17:17,434 --> 00:17:18,521
CAN'T!
[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ]
342
00:17:18,608 --> 00:17:19,826
[ GROANS ]
343
00:17:19,913 --> 00:17:22,565
YOUR FATE IS SEALED,
SERGEANT SLAUGHTER.
344
00:17:22,652 --> 00:17:25,565
JUST LEAN BACK
AND ENJOY IT.
345
00:17:25,652 --> 00:17:27,826
[ LAUGHS ]
346
00:17:27,913 --> 00:17:30,478
THE READINGS
ARE EVEN STRONGER THIS TIME!
347
00:17:30,565 --> 00:17:32,347
POSITION THE SHROUD!
348
00:17:34,913 --> 00:17:38,391
GENTLEMEN, I GIVE YOU
THE FUTURE!
349
00:17:38,478 --> 00:17:39,434
[ ENERGY ZAPPING ]
350
00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:48,347
GOT TO STOP!
GOT TO!
351
00:17:48,434 --> 00:17:50,478
YO, JOE!
[ GRUNTING ]
352
00:17:50,565 --> 00:17:51,826
[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ]
353
00:17:51,913 --> 00:17:53,608
NO! STOP!
354
00:17:53,695 --> 00:17:57,739
HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING
FROM YOUR PREVIOUS CATASTROPHE?
355
00:17:57,826 --> 00:18:00,130
DO YOU SERIOUSLY EXPECT ME
356
00:18:00,217 --> 00:18:04,782
TO PERMIT YOU TO CREATE
ANOTHER FRANKENSTEIN NIGHTMARE?
357
00:18:04,869 --> 00:18:06,782
[ GRUNTING ]
358
00:18:06,869 --> 00:18:09,739
SCRAP IRON,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
359
00:18:09,826 --> 00:18:14,478
ENSURING COBRA'S FUTURE
AND MY OWN!
360
00:18:16,608 --> 00:18:18,956
BETRAYED
BY MY OWN CONFIDANT!
361
00:18:19,043 --> 00:18:22,608
DISHONORED
BY UPSTARTS, MISFITS!
362
00:18:22,695 --> 00:18:27,000
WHAT HAVE I DONE TO MERIT
SUCH HEINOUS DISRESPECT?!
363
00:18:27,086 --> 00:18:30,173
YOU HAVE FAILED,
MY DEAR COBRA COMMANDER.
364
00:18:30,260 --> 00:18:32,000
NOW STAND OUT OF THE WAY
365
00:18:32,086 --> 00:18:35,130
OR JOIN SERGEANT SLAUGHTER
IN CHAINS!
366
00:18:36,043 --> 00:18:38,217
SERGEANT SLAUGHTER, LOOK,
367
00:18:38,304 --> 00:18:42,217
I KNOW WE HAVEN'T ALWAYS SEEN
EYE TO EYE IN THE PAST,
368
00:18:42,304 --> 00:18:47,782
BUT IF I LET YOU GO,
WILL YOU HELP ME?
369
00:18:47,869 --> 00:18:49,565
IT'S A DEAL.
370
00:18:49,652 --> 00:18:51,434
I'M CUTTING THE POWER.
371
00:18:52,391 --> 00:18:54,260
[ ENERGY ZAPPING ]
372
00:18:55,826 --> 00:18:56,826
[ GRUNTS ]
373
00:18:59,782 --> 00:19:01,043
DR. MINDBENDER!
374
00:19:02,913 --> 00:19:04,000
AAH!
375
00:19:04,086 --> 00:19:05,086
NOW WHAT?
376
00:19:05,173 --> 00:19:06,869
SERGEANT SLAUGHTER!
HE'S FREE!
377
00:19:06,956 --> 00:19:08,086
STOP HIM!
378
00:19:08,173 --> 00:19:09,130
WHY DON'T YOU...
379
00:19:09,217 --> 00:19:10,826
JUST GIVE UP,
SLAUGHTER...
380
00:19:10,913 --> 00:19:13,695
Both: ...AND MAKE IT EASY
ON YOURSELF?
381
00:19:13,782 --> 00:19:17,652
WHY DON'T YOU TWO MAGGOTS
GO SUCK EGGS?!
382
00:19:20,565 --> 00:19:23,347
STOP HIM BEFORE HE DESTROYS
ANY MORE DNA!
383
00:19:23,434 --> 00:19:25,043
HYAH!
HYAH!
384
00:19:25,130 --> 00:19:28,391
WE'VE LOST
SERGEANT SLAUGHTER'S DNA!
385
00:19:28,478 --> 00:19:30,608
WHAT WILL THIS DO
TO THE GENETIC MATRIX?
386
00:19:30,695 --> 00:19:33,086
I-I DON'T KNOW.
387
00:19:34,869 --> 00:19:38,347
YOU'VE BEEN A NAUGHTY BOY,
SERGEANT SLAUGHTER!
388
00:19:38,434 --> 00:19:39,521
[ GRUNTS ]
389
00:19:39,608 --> 00:19:40,565
UHH!
390
00:19:42,782 --> 00:19:44,695
NOW!
NOW, DESTRO!
391
00:19:44,782 --> 00:19:47,000
DE-ENERGIZE THE APPARATUS!
392
00:19:47,086 --> 00:19:49,000
Destro: YOU'LL HAVE TO
[GROANS]
393
00:19:49,086 --> 00:19:53,652
HANDLE THAT YOURSELF,
DR. MINDBENDER!
394
00:19:53,739 --> 00:19:56,869
YOU CAN NEVER GET GOOD HELP
WHEN YOU NEED IT.
395
00:20:01,521 --> 00:20:03,695
[ SIGHS ]
YOU DENTED MY HAT.
396
00:20:06,695 --> 00:20:10,956
THE PRIZE THAT HAS ELUDED ME
IS NOW MINE!
397
00:20:11,043 --> 00:20:13,782
ARISE, MOST POWERFUL ONE!
398
00:20:13,869 --> 00:20:15,826
ARISE!
399
00:20:17,434 --> 00:20:19,913
I SAID, "ARISE"!
400
00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:22,869
ARISE!
401
00:20:24,347 --> 00:20:25,217
[ LAUGHS ]
402
00:20:25,304 --> 00:20:28,130
YOU FAILED AGAIN,
FENDER-BENDER!
403
00:20:28,217 --> 00:20:30,652
[ LAUGHS ]
404
00:20:30,739 --> 00:20:33,217
I-I DON'T UNDERSTAND!
405
00:20:33,304 --> 00:20:36,217
DO YOU UNDERSTAND THIS,
MIND-BUNGLER?
406
00:20:36,304 --> 00:20:38,304
YES!
GO AHEAD, SLAUGHTER!
407
00:20:38,391 --> 00:20:40,130
PUNCH HIS LIGHTS OUT!
408
00:20:40,217 --> 00:20:41,304
[ RUMBLING ]
409
00:20:41,391 --> 00:20:42,565
WHAT'S HAPPENING?
410
00:20:45,652 --> 00:20:47,000
WHAT'S THAT?
411
00:20:47,086 --> 00:20:49,565
I DON'T KNOW, BUT
IT'S COMING FROM DOWN THERE.
412
00:20:49,652 --> 00:20:50,739
LET'S CHECK IT OUT!
413
00:20:54,260 --> 00:20:57,695
Serpentor: KNOW THAT I AM
THE ONE YOU SEEK.
414
00:20:57,782 --> 00:21:02,913
I AM THE ONE BORN TO RULE,
DESTINED TO CONQUER.
415
00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:06,260
LET THOSE WHO FEAR ME
FOLLOW ME.
416
00:21:06,347 --> 00:21:09,565
LET THOSE WHO OPPOSE ME DIE...
417
00:21:09,652 --> 00:21:11,608
FOR I AM SERPENTOR!
418
00:21:11,695 --> 00:21:14,739
AND THIS I COMMAND!
419
00:21:17,956 --> 00:21:20,478
TUNE IN TOMORROW
WHEN THE WILY SERPENTOR
420
00:21:20,565 --> 00:21:22,304
ASSUMES COMMAND OF COBRA,
421
00:21:22,391 --> 00:21:23,652
AND COBRA COMMANDER
422
00:21:23,739 --> 00:21:25,913
PLOTS TO REGAIN CONTROL
OF HIS ORGANIZATION.
423
00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:28,652
THEN THE JOES HURL THEMSELVES
INTO COMBAT
424
00:21:28,739 --> 00:21:32,260
AGAINST SERPENTOR
TO SAVE WASHINGTON, D.C.
425
00:21:32,347 --> 00:21:33,608
ALL IN
THE NEXT EXCITING EPISODE
426
00:21:33,695 --> 00:21:36,478
OF "ARISE, SERPENTOR, ARISE!"
427
00:21:45,260 --> 00:21:47,739
OH, NO!
MY KITTEN'S LOST!
428
00:21:47,826 --> 00:21:48,652
I'LL HELP YOU FIND HER.
429
00:21:48,739 --> 00:21:50,173
WE DON'T HAVE TIME
TO WASTE!
430
00:21:50,260 --> 00:21:53,913
BLIND DOES NOT MEAN YOU CANNOT
SEE HOW TO SOLVE PROBLEMS.
431
00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:55,043
LET'S ALL LOOK.
432
00:21:55,130 --> 00:21:57,565
NO LUCK.
CAN'T FIND HER.
433
00:21:57,652 --> 00:21:58,913
[ CAT MEOWS ]
434
00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:00,913
Girl: YOU FOUND POPPY!
435
00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:02,217
I HEARD HER MEOWING.
436
00:22:02,304 --> 00:22:04,565
MARK HAS LEARNED
TO USE HIS OTHER SENSES BETTER.
437
00:22:04,652 --> 00:22:06,782
REMEMBER, HAVING A HANDICAP --
438
00:22:06,869 --> 00:22:08,956
DOESN'T MEAN YOU'RE HELPLESS.
NOW WE KNOW.
439
00:22:09,043 --> 00:22:10,782
AND KNOWING IS HALF THE BATTLE.
440
00:22:10,869 --> 00:22:13,478
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