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YO-O-O, JOE!
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♪ HE'LL FIGHT FOR FREEDOM
WHEREVER THERE'S TROUBLE ♪
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♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE
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♪ G.I. JOE,
A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪
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♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE
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♪ IT'S G.I. JOE
AGAINST COBRA THE ENEMY ♪
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♪ FIGHTING TO SAVE THE DAY
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♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP,
HE'S ALWAYS THERE ♪
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♪ FIGHTING FOR FREEDOM
OVER LAND AND AIR ♪
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♪ G.I. JOE,
A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪
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♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE
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G.I. JOE IS THE CODE NAME
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FOR AMERICA'S DARING, HIGHLY
TRAINED SPECIAL-MISSION FORCE.
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ITS PURPOSE -- TO DEFEND
HUMAN FREEDOM AGAINST COBRA,
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A RUTHLESS
TERRORIST ORGANIZATION
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DETERMINED TO RULE THE WORLD.
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♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP
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♪ HE'LL STAY
TILL THE FIGHT'S WON ♪
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♪ G.I. JOE WILL DARE
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♪ G.I. JOE,
A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪
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♪ G.I. JOE
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IN OUR LAST EPISODE,
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DISSATISFIED WITH
COBRA COMMANDER'S LEADERSHIP,
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DR. MINDBENDER PLOTTED
TO REPLACE HIM
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WITH A COBRA EMPEROR
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CLONED FROM THE DNA
OF LONG-DEAD CONQUERORS.
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THROUGH TREACHERY,
COBRA OVERCAME THE JOES,
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THUS SECURING
THE DNA OF NAPOLEON,
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THE AZTEC MONARCH MONTEZUMA,
AND EGYPTIAN GENERAL AMON-TOTH
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FOR DR. MINDBENDER'S FORMULA.
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MEANWHILE, IN FRIGID SIBERIA,
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COBRA FORCES THREATENED
TO OVERRUN THE JOES
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GUARDING THE TOMB
OF IVAN THE TERRIBLE.
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AND IN TRANSYLVANIA,
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THE WILY BARONESS
STOLE THE DNA OF VLAD TEPES
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AND BROUGHT HIS CASTLE DOWN
ON BEACH HEAD AND MAINFRAME
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TO COVER HER ESCAPE.
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AND NOW, TODAY'S CHAPTER
OF "ARISE, SERPENTOR, ARISE!"
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[ RUMBLING ]
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HOLY...
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BEACH HEAD AND MAINFRAME
ARE IN THERE!
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INTO THE COFFIN!
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ANY PORT IN A STORM!
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[ SNIFFS ]
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[ WHINES, BARKS ]
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JUNKYARD
HEARS SOMETHING.
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[ GROWLING ]
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THEY COULDN'T
POSSIBLY BE...
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STOP JAWING
AND START DIGGING!
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COBRA! COBRA!
COBRA! COBRA!
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[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
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Duke: KEEP THEM OUT
OF IVAN'S MAUSOLEUM!
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UP AND AT 'EM,
HORROR SHOW.
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WE GOT TO KEEP FIGHTIN',
YOU DIG?
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[ GRUNTS ]
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YO, JOE-SKY!
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Duke: THEY'RE RAISING
THE DRAWBRIDGE!
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THAT'S OKAY.
WE'LL CROSS ON THE ICE.
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HEY!
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WHAT ARE
THOSE CRAZY B.A.T.s DOING?
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WELL, SO MUCH
FOR CROSSING ON THE ICE.
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HOLD THEM OFF
WHILE I GET IVAN'S DNA.
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[ BEEPING ]
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[ WHIRRING ]
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MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
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COBRA!
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CONCENTRATE ALL FIRE
ON THAT AIRCRAFT.
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GET THIS
TO DR. MINDBENDER.
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COBRA!
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GONE! AND WE STILL GOT A MESS
OF POLAR VIPERS ON OUR HANDS.
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HUH?
THEY'RE SURRENDERING?
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WHY FIGHT? WE'LL BE FREED
WHEN COBRA CONQUERS THE WORLD.
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WORST PART IS UNLESS WE START
GETTING THINGS TOGETHER,
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THAT CREEP COULD BE RIGHT.
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HAWK: Duke's men are heading
for the tomb of Genghis Khan,
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Sgt. Slaughter.
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I'll rendezvous with you
at Sun Tzu's burial mound
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near the headwaters
of the Yangtze River.
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TELL DUKE NOT TO BLAME HIMSELF,
GENERAL HAWK.
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IF WE KNEW EXACTLY WHAT COBRA
WANTED FROM THOSE TOMBS,
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we'd do a better job
of keeping away from them.
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AFFIRMATIVE,
SGT. SLAUGHTER.
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WE ARE IN THE DARK NOW,
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BUT WE'VE GOT TO KEEP PUNCHING
TILL WE SEE THE LIGHT.
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Roger, general.
Estimate arrival time at --
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[ Laser fire ]
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Take cover!
It's Cobra!
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SGT. SLAUGHTER,
ARE YOU UNDER ATTACK?
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[ STATIC ]
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YOU'RE BREAKING UP,
SERGEANT!
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WE'VE LOST CONTACT.
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Leatherneck: AH, IF THERE'S
ONE THING I HATE, IT'S WAITING.
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IF THERE'S ONE THING
I CAN'T STAND ABOUT WAITING,
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IT'S LISTENING TO YOU
COMPLAIN ABOUT IT.
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OH, YEAH?
YEAH!
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SORRY TO INTERRUPT SUCH
SOPHISTICATED REPARTEE,
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BUT WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE
WATCHING FOR COBRA, REMEMBER?
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AW, ME AND SUIT ARE WATCHING,
SHIPWRECK.
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RIGHT!
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IF THEM FANGY FREAKS MAKE A MOVE
ON ALEXANDER THE GREAT'S TOMB,
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WE'LL BLOW 'EM
RIGHT OUT OF THE WATER!
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THE ONLY PROBLEM IS
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ALEXANDER'S TOMB
IS UNDER THE WATER.
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Polly: BRAWK! SAVED A BUNDLE
ON FIRE INSURANCE!
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BELAY THE ONE-LINERS, POLLY.
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Come in,
Torpedo and Deep Six.
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How are things at the tomb,
serpent-wise?
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Nothing but seaweed
staring at 40 fathoms, Wreck.
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The sonar's drawing blanks, too.
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MAYBE COBRA'S GONNA GIVE
THIS FAMOUS STIFF A MISS.
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DON'T BET YOUR CLAMS ON IT.
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NOW, WHERE WAS I
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BEFORE I WAS
SO RUDELY INTERRUPTED?
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AH! NOT EXACTLY
AN ENDANGERED SPECIES
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BUT DEFINITELY WORTH WATCHING.
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WHAT THE...
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OH, NO!
THEY WAS JUST DECOYS!
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MORAY RAIDING PARTY
OFF THE STARBOARD BOW!
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YO-O-O, JOE!
YO-O-O, JOE!
YO-O-O, JOE!
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POUR IT ON!
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AAH!
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OHH!
OHH!
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[ ENGINES REV ]
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HEY, GYRENE,
YOUR AIM IMPROVED ANY
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SINCE WE LAST WENT
TARGET SHOOTING?
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WATCH ME!
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[ LAUGHS ]
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TOOK YOU FOUR!
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AW, NOTHING SATISFIES YOU,
WET SUIT.
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STOP BICKERING, YOU GUYS!
HE'S GETTING AWAY!
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Destro: THAT OIL TANKER
IS OUR ESCAPE TICKET.
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FIRE TORPEDO.
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QUICKLY!
WE HAVEN'T MUCH TIME.
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BLASTED BILGE RATS.
WE'RE BLOCKED BY THESE FLAMES.
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I'M GOING DOWN TO GIVE DEEP SIX
AND TORPEDO SOME BACKUP.
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UH-OH.
LISTEN UP, GUYS.
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A TRIO OF SEA SNAKES
ARE SWIMMING YOUR WAY.
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DON'T WORRY.
WE'LL STOP THEM.
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FORWARD.
WE'VE GOT THEM OUTNUMBERED.
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HOLD ON, TORPEDO.
I'M GOING TO GET WET SUIT.
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WET SUIT, TORPEDO,
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LET'S GIVE 'EM
THE OLD SCREEN PLAY.
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YO-O-O, JOE!
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YOU'VE FORCED ME
TO RETALIATE WITH THIS.
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AAH! A FOAM BOMB!
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CAN'T...GET...LOOSE!
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ENJOY YOURSELVES
ON THE SURFACE, JOES.
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WE'RE HAVING A BARBECUE.
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[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
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MAYBE I'VE GOT A WAY
TO HELP FIREPROOF US.
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MUCH OBLIGED, WET SUIT.
NOW, HOW DO WE STOP DESTRO?
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Destro:
ALL RIGHT, DETONATE.
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DEEP SIX: Shipwreck, get below.
Destro's in the tomb.
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CAN'T. ALL HANDS ARE BUSY
UP HERE, DEEP SIX.
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Never mind.
We're too late, wreck.
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Cobra's nailed us again.
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Dr. Mindbender:
IT'S SGT. SLAUGHTER!
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DESTROY THAT
MEDDLESOME MASTODON!
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COBRA!
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COBRA!
COBRA!
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[ GRUNTS ]
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SHALL WE HELP
THE GOOD SERGEANT...
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PUT OUT HIS FIRE?
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LET'S!
LET'S!
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UH-OH!
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THAT'S THE END OF OUR FRIEND
SGT. SLAUGHTER.
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MAINTAIN THE PERIMETER WHILE
I PENETRATE SUN TZU'S COFFIN.
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[ BEEPS ]
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100 FEET OF EARTH AND CLAY
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WON'T STAY COBRA
FROM OUR APPOINTED WRONGS.
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[ DRILL WHIRRING ]
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[ BEEPING ]
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[ LASER FIRE ]
WHAT?!
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IT'S NOT POSSIBLE!
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YO-O-O, JOE!
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XAMOT, TOMAX,
STOP THEM AT ALL COSTS!
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COBRA VIPERS, ATTACK!
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NOW!
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COBRA! COBRA!
COBRA! COBRA!
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XAMOT, TOMAX,
STOP SGT. SLAUGHTER
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WHILE I GET SUN TZU'S DNA!
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COBRA!
COBRA!
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LET'S SEE HOW YOUR BROTHER
LIKES THIS, XAMOT.
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AAAAAAHHH!
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WHOA-OA-OA!
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STOP! PLEASE, STOP!
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OKAY, FINE!
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AAAAAAAH!
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UGH!
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[ BEEPING ]
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AH, SUCCESS.
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NOW A FAREWELL GIFT
FOR SGT. SLAUGHTER.
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NOT SO FAST, MINDBENDER!
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[ ENGINES POWERING UP ]
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YO-O-O, JOE!
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Roadblock: MY GUN'S ALL LOADED.
MY AMMO BELT'S FULL.
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LOAD UP THOSE SKEETS.
IT'S TIME TO SAY "PULL!"
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NO!
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LOOK! SMOKE'S COMING
FROM THE DRILL HOLE.
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I'M A HARD MAN TO SHAKE,
MINDBENDER.
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WE'LL SEE ABOUT -- OOF!
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YOU'VE BEEN LUCKY,
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BUT HERE'S WHERE
YOUR FOUR-LEAF CLOVER
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TURNS INTO POISON IVY.
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[ Strained ] I'M STILL
A THORN...IN YOUR SIDE!
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Xamot:
BEAM THE BLOODY VULTURE!
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BLAST HIS BUTT!
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ANNIHILATE HIM!
ANNIHILATE HIM!
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THE TWINS ARE NEXT!
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THEN LET ME HELP YOU.
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[ GRUNTS ]
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[ SIZZLING ]
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HOW YOU COMING, SARGE?
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MY HEAD FEELS LIKE
IT'S BUSTED UP
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AS BADLY AS THAT
WHATCHA-MA-CALL-IT.
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THIS LOOKS LIKE
ONE OF THOSE DEVICES
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DUKE AND FLINT DESCRIBED.
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MY HUNCH IS WHATEVER COBRA'S
AFTER IS TIED IN TO THIS.
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YO, GENERAL HAWK,
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ALPINE THINKS THEY FOUND
BEACH HEAD AND MAINFRAME.
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I HOPE THEY'RE OKAY,
ROADBLOCK.
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THEY USED VLAD TEPES' COFFIN
FOR PROTECTION
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DURING THE CAVE-IN.
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WE'LL FIND OUT IN A SEC.
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[ HINGES CREAK ]
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[ BOTH GASPING ]
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THEY'RE ALIVE, GENERAL!
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SON OF A GUN! AFTER 18 HOURS
UNDER THAT MESS.
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BEACH HEAD...
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I WANT TO TALK TO YOU
ABOUT YOUR DEODORANT.
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
I DON'T USE DEODORANT.
232
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THAT'S WHAT I WANT TO
TALK TO YOU ABOUT.
233
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Cobra Commander: ANOTHER
MASTER STROKE, MINDBENDER.
234
00:13:01,913 --> 00:13:05,347
YOU PUT MY ELITE VIPERS
THROUGH THE WRINGER,
235
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THE TWINS GOT CREAMED,
236
00:13:07,304 --> 00:13:11,739
AND, MOST IMPORTANTLY,
YOU LOST SUN TZU'S DNA!
237
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WHICH WAS SUPPOSED TO BE
OF VITAL SIGNIFICANCE!
238
00:13:14,782 --> 00:13:17,173
AS OF NOW,
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00:13:17,260 --> 00:13:21,130
YOUR LITTLE EXPERIMENT
IS DEADER THAN DISCO!
240
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COME, SCRAP IRON.
241
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[ LAUGHS ]
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DEADER THAN DISCO --
I LIKE THAT.
243
00:13:27,173 --> 00:13:29,695
I COULD HAVE BEEN
A GREAT STAND-UP COMEDIAN.
244
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[ LAUGHS ]
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00:13:31,565 --> 00:13:34,260
HE'S RIGHT.
WITHOUT SUN TZU'S DNA...
246
00:13:34,347 --> 00:13:36,739
...OUR NEW LEADER WILL BE
AN EVEN BIGGER DWEEB THAN...
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COBRA COMMANDER.
COBRA COMMANDER.
248
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UNLESS WE FIND
ANOTHER SOURCE OF DNA
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ENDOWED WITH
SIMILAR QUALITIES.
250
00:13:44,347 --> 00:13:45,739
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
251
00:13:45,826 --> 00:13:48,739
SUN TZU WAS
A CHINESE MILITARY GENIUS,
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THE BEST SOLDIER
OF HIS TIME.
253
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IF WE CANNOT HAVE
HIS DNA,
254
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WHY NOT USE THE DNA
255
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OF THE GREATEST SOLDIER
OF OUR TIME?
256
00:13:59,304 --> 00:14:01,782
SGT. SLAUGHTER!
257
00:14:01,869 --> 00:14:04,478
[ LAUGHING MANIACALLY ]
258
00:14:25,391 --> 00:14:27,695
JOES, THIS IS GENERAL HAWK.
259
00:14:27,782 --> 00:14:31,565
COBRA HAS BEEN RUNNING US RAGGED
OVER THE LAST COUPLE DAYS.
260
00:14:31,652 --> 00:14:34,173
IN ADDITION TO THE TOMBS
WE TRIED TO DEFEND,
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COBRA STRUCK THE TOMBS
OF JULIUS CAESAR,
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GERONIMO, AND RASPUTIN.
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00:14:38,478 --> 00:14:41,434
WHAT THEY WANT FROM THESE TOMBS,
WE DON'T KNOW,
264
00:14:41,521 --> 00:14:44,565
BUT GENGHIS KHAN'S TOMB
IS THE LAST ON THEIR LIST.
265
00:14:44,652 --> 00:14:48,043
FROM NOW ON, THE NAME
OF THIS GAME IS "DEFENSE."
266
00:14:48,130 --> 00:14:50,608
COBRA MUST NOT PASS.
267
00:14:51,739 --> 00:14:54,130
ALMOST COMPLETE.
268
00:14:54,217 --> 00:14:55,434
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
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SOON MY CREATION WILL BE
COBRA'S NEW LEADER!
270
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[ LIQUID BUBBLING ]
271
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YOU SEEM
PRETTY CHEERFUL...
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00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:06,652
...FOR A MAN
WHOSE PET PROJECT...
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00:15:06,739 --> 00:15:09,913
Both: ...HAS BEEN REDUCED
TO ABJECT FAILURE.
274
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YES, MINDBENDER,
WHY ARE YOU SO BLOODY CHEERFUL?
275
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WITH SGT. SLAUGHTER'S DNA,
I WILL HAVE THE GENETIC MATRIX
276
00:15:19,869 --> 00:15:24,043
TO CREATE THE PERFECT
COBRA EMPEROR!
277
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YOU DON'T HAVE
GENGHIS KHAN'S DNA YET...
278
00:15:26,826 --> 00:15:29,913
AND YOU'RE ALREADY PLANNING
TO TAKE SGT. SLAUGHTER'S.
279
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Both:
FIRST THINGS FIRST, DOCTOR.
280
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THIS HAS GONE FAR ENOUGH.
281
00:15:35,130 --> 00:15:38,478
THEY SHALL NOT SUCCEED!
282
00:15:38,565 --> 00:15:40,826
THIS ONE'S THE SAME
AS ALL THE OTHERS, LIFELINE.
283
00:15:40,913 --> 00:15:42,695
YEAH.
IT ALL SEEMS TO ADD UP.
284
00:15:42,782 --> 00:15:44,304
WHAT'D YOU FIND OUT, DOC?
285
00:15:44,391 --> 00:15:45,739
WE THINK
WE'VE FIGURED OUT THE REASON
286
00:15:45,826 --> 00:15:47,869
COBRA'S BEEN RAIDING
ALL THOSE TOMBS, HAWK.
287
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THEY'RE AFTER DNA.
288
00:15:49,913 --> 00:15:52,304
Lifeline: AS IN
DEOXYRIBONUCLEIC ACID.
289
00:15:52,391 --> 00:15:53,304
SAY WHAT?
290
00:15:53,391 --> 00:15:55,130
DEOXYRIBONUCLEIC ACID --
291
00:15:55,217 --> 00:15:57,608
THE CHIEF BUILDING BLOCK
OF ALL LIFE, GUNG-HO.
292
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[ BARKS ]
293
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GENERAL, WE BELIEVE COBRA
HAS THE CAPABILITY
294
00:16:02,434 --> 00:16:04,260
TO COMBINE
THOSE STOLEN DNA MOLECULES
295
00:16:04,347 --> 00:16:06,347
TO CREATE
AN ARTIFICIAL LIFE-FORM.
296
00:16:06,434 --> 00:16:09,347
Doc; HISTORY HAS BEEN DOMINATED
BY DESPOTS AND WARRIORS
297
00:16:09,434 --> 00:16:12,391
LIKE ALEXANDER, VLAD TEPES,
NAPOLEON, AND THEIR KIND.
298
00:16:12,478 --> 00:16:14,869
THE GENETIC MAP
OF THEIR PERSONAL POWER
299
00:16:14,956 --> 00:16:16,347
IS WITHIN THEIR DNA.
300
00:16:16,434 --> 00:16:17,956
LOOKS LIKE
THEY'RE GONNA CREATE
301
00:16:18,043 --> 00:16:20,217
THE WORLD'S FIRST
FULLY CLONED SUPER SOLDIER.
302
00:16:20,304 --> 00:16:22,391
WHEN COBRA HAS
ALL THE DNA THEY NEED,
303
00:16:22,478 --> 00:16:25,043
THEY'LL START BREEDING THEM
BY THE THOUSANDS.
304
00:16:25,130 --> 00:16:26,739
Hawk: BUILDING AN ARMY
OF THESE WARRIORS
305
00:16:26,826 --> 00:16:28,782
FOR A FINAL CONFRONTATION
WITH US.
306
00:16:28,869 --> 00:16:31,043
OUR CHANCE OF WINNING
WON'T BE FINE
307
00:16:31,130 --> 00:16:33,478
WHEN COBRA JOINS
WITH FRANKENSTEIN.
308
00:16:35,347 --> 00:16:36,695
Hawk:
WE'VE GOT AN AIR RAID!
309
00:16:36,782 --> 00:16:38,565
MAN YOUR BATTLE STATIONS!
310
00:16:38,652 --> 00:16:40,260
NIGHT RAVENS ATTACKING!
311
00:16:40,347 --> 00:16:42,391
LEAVE NO JOES ALIVE!
312
00:16:42,478 --> 00:16:44,565
COBRA!
313
00:16:48,347 --> 00:16:51,043
COBRA! COBRA!
COBRA! COBRA!
314
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YEE-HAW!
315
00:16:59,782 --> 00:17:02,956
J.E.B. STUART,
YOU IS AVENGED!
316
00:17:03,043 --> 00:17:05,347
Man: THAT MANIAC
IS GOING TO RAM US.
317
00:17:05,434 --> 00:17:06,782
JUMP!
GO!
ALL RIGHT!
318
00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:12,565
YAHOO!
LET'S KNOCK 'EM BACK, JOES!
319
00:17:13,260 --> 00:17:15,043
WAY BACK!
320
00:17:15,130 --> 00:17:18,000
YO-O-O, JOE!
GO, MAN, GO!
321
00:17:18,086 --> 00:17:20,826
IT'S TURKEY-SHOOT TIME
IN CENTRAL ASIA.
322
00:17:20,913 --> 00:17:22,695
SO LET'S GOBBLE 'EM UP!
323
00:17:35,434 --> 00:17:37,565
WATCH WHERE YOU'RE AIMING,
FOOLS!
324
00:17:37,652 --> 00:17:39,869
I DON'T WANT
THE SERGEANT SLAUGHTERED --
325
00:17:39,956 --> 00:17:42,000
AT LEAST, NOT YET.
326
00:17:42,086 --> 00:17:45,478
MOVE OR BE MELTED!
327
00:17:45,565 --> 00:17:47,565
Dr. Mindbender:
DISENGAGE!
328
00:17:49,304 --> 00:17:51,434
[ JOES CHEERING ]
329
00:17:55,043 --> 00:17:57,000
Hawk:
AT EASE. AT EASE.
330
00:17:57,086 --> 00:17:58,782
SAVE THE CELEBRATION, MEN.
331
00:17:58,869 --> 00:18:02,260
UNLESS I MISS MY GUESS,
THAT WAS ONLY ROUND ONE.
332
00:18:02,347 --> 00:18:04,826
Cobra Commander: ANOTHER
CATASTROPHE, MINDBENDER.
333
00:18:04,913 --> 00:18:07,869
THIS FIASCO HAS GONE ON
LONG ENOUGH.
334
00:18:07,956 --> 00:18:12,260
I HEREBY ORDER YOU TO ABANDON
YOUR INSANE EXPERIMENT.
335
00:18:12,347 --> 00:18:15,391
YOU ARE
UNDER HOUSE ARREST!
336
00:18:15,478 --> 00:18:16,260
HA!
337
00:18:16,347 --> 00:18:18,086
SEIZE HIM!
338
00:18:18,173 --> 00:18:19,826
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
339
00:18:19,913 --> 00:18:22,043
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
340
00:18:22,130 --> 00:18:24,913
PERHAPS YOU DIDN'T HEAR ME.
341
00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:27,608
I SAID, "SEIZE HIM!"
342
00:18:27,695 --> 00:18:30,173
EVERYONE HEARD YOU,
MY DEAR COBRA COMMANDER,
343
00:18:30,260 --> 00:18:32,608
BUT NO ONE
CARES TO OBEY.
344
00:18:32,695 --> 00:18:36,130
YOU SEE, OUR LAST ATTACK
WAS MERELY A DIVERSION.
345
00:18:36,217 --> 00:18:40,173
MY NEXT WILL BRING THEM CALAMITY
AND US VICTORY,
346
00:18:40,260 --> 00:18:43,521
AND NOTHING YOU CAN SAY OR DO
WILL STOP IT.
347
00:18:43,608 --> 00:18:44,956
NOTHING.
348
00:18:45,043 --> 00:18:48,173
YOU HAVE A WAY WITH WORDS,
MINDBENDER.
349
00:18:48,260 --> 00:18:51,782
CONTINUE WITH YOUR PLAN,
BY ALL MEANS.
350
00:18:51,869 --> 00:18:55,260
I SHALL BE WAITING TO REWARD
YOUR GENIUS
351
00:18:55,347 --> 00:19:00,869
OR TO HAVE YOU BEHEADED
FOR TERMINAL STUPIDITY!
352
00:19:00,956 --> 00:19:03,000
I HAVE SPOKEN.
353
00:19:07,565 --> 00:19:12,434
ENEMY AIRCRAFT APPROACHING,
AND, BROTHER, IT'S A BIG ONE!
354
00:19:12,521 --> 00:19:15,086
CONVERGE ON INTRUDER
AND ELIMINATE SAME.
355
00:19:15,173 --> 00:19:17,043
YO-O-O, JOE!
356
00:19:23,086 --> 00:19:24,913
SHE'S HIT!
SHE'S GONNA CRASH!
357
00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:26,826
EVACUATE THE IMPACT AREA!
358
00:19:31,565 --> 00:19:33,217
WAIT!
359
00:19:33,304 --> 00:19:35,913
IT'S A TRICK, GENERAL.
SHE WASN'T HIT AT ALL.
360
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:39,043
WE'VE BEEN HAD BY SMOKE POTS
AND SPECIAL EFFECTS.
361
00:19:39,130 --> 00:19:40,304
COME ON.
362
00:19:40,391 --> 00:19:42,217
Y-O-O-O, JOE!
363
00:19:42,304 --> 00:19:45,739
THE FOOLS PLAYED RIGHT
INTO MY HANDS.
364
00:19:45,826 --> 00:19:47,304
FIRE AT WILL!
365
00:19:47,391 --> 00:19:49,782
BRING ME
KHAN'S SARCOPHAGUS.
366
00:19:51,826 --> 00:19:54,086
WE CAN LET 'EM REEL IN
THAT FISH.
367
00:19:54,173 --> 00:19:55,695
PUNCH THROUGH THE WALL.
368
00:19:55,782 --> 00:19:58,000
Y-O-O-O, JOE!
369
00:20:07,347 --> 00:20:08,434
CAREFUL, YOU CLODS.
370
00:20:08,521 --> 00:20:10,913
COME CLOSE ENOUGH
TO MAKE IT LOOK GOOD,
371
00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:14,304
BUT DON'T DAMAGE
THE MERCHANDISE!
372
00:20:16,260 --> 00:20:17,652
THEY SNAGGED IT!
373
00:20:18,956 --> 00:20:20,739
[ GRUNTS ]
374
00:20:20,826 --> 00:20:23,434
LET LOOSE,
YOU BLASTED GRAVE ROBBER!
375
00:20:23,521 --> 00:20:25,043
THEY'VE GOT
SGT. SLAUGHTER!
376
00:20:25,130 --> 00:20:29,391
YOU CLOWNS DON'T KNOW IT,
BUT YOU'RE IN BIG TROUBLE!
377
00:20:29,478 --> 00:20:31,043
[ LAUGHS ]
378
00:20:31,130 --> 00:20:33,956
SUCH A SENSE OF HUMOR,
SGT. SLAUGHTER.
379
00:20:34,043 --> 00:20:38,521
YOU WILL BE A SUPERB ADDITION
TO MY COLLECTION OF DNA.
380
00:20:38,608 --> 00:20:40,391
B.A.T.s, BRING HIM
TO ME!
381
00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:46,913
ONE CONCUSSION SANDWICH,
COMIN' UP!
382
00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:48,391
[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ]
383
00:20:51,086 --> 00:20:53,826
WHAT IS THIS?
A STOWAWAY?
384
00:20:53,913 --> 00:20:56,347
SCRAP IRON,
DISPOSE OF HIM!
385
00:20:56,434 --> 00:20:58,000
NO! WE NEED HIM!
386
00:20:58,086 --> 00:21:00,217
LIKE A HOLE IN THE HEAD.
387
00:21:04,565 --> 00:21:07,782
DISPOSE OF HIM AT ONCE!
388
00:21:09,869 --> 00:21:12,434
NOOOOO!
389
00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:16,173
TUNE IN TOMORROW
390
00:21:16,260 --> 00:21:18,043
WHEN THE JOES ORGANIZE
A DANGEROUS MISSION
391
00:21:18,130 --> 00:21:19,521
INTO THE TERRORDROME ITSELF.
392
00:21:19,608 --> 00:21:21,869
DR. MINDBENDER'S MAD DREAM
OF GENETIC ENGINEERING
393
00:21:21,956 --> 00:21:24,739
IS THWARTED BY TREACHERY
WITHIN HIS OWN RANKS.
394
00:21:24,826 --> 00:21:27,782
BUT UNDAUNTED, DR. MINDBENDER
PURSUES HIS GOAL
395
00:21:27,869 --> 00:21:30,478
OF CREATING THE ULTIMATE
COBRA EMPEROR.
396
00:21:30,565 --> 00:21:32,434
ALL IN THE NEXT
EXCITING EPISODE
397
00:21:32,521 --> 00:21:35,521
OF "ARISE, SERPENTOR, ARISE!"
398
00:21:46,695 --> 00:21:48,826
THE TRAIN!
LET'S BEAT IT!
399
00:21:48,913 --> 00:21:50,173
[ WHISTLE BLOWS ]
400
00:21:50,260 --> 00:21:52,043
COME ON, HURRY!
WE CAN MAKE IT!
401
00:21:52,130 --> 00:21:54,782
HEY, STOP!
IT'S TOO LATE TO CROSS.
402
00:21:56,173 --> 00:21:57,391
HOLD UP!
403
00:21:57,478 --> 00:21:59,478
HAWK!
THAT'S A DANGEROUS GAME
404
00:21:59,565 --> 00:22:00,565
YOU TWO WERE PLAYING.
405
00:22:00,652 --> 00:22:02,043
LISTEN TO YOUR FRIEND CHRIS.
406
00:22:02,130 --> 00:22:04,000
THOSE GATES ARE PROVIDED
AS A WARNING
407
00:22:04,086 --> 00:22:06,304
TO LET YOU KNOW
THAT'S IT'S NOT SAFE TO CROSS.
408
00:22:06,391 --> 00:22:07,608
WE COULD'VE BEEN HURT.
409
00:22:07,695 --> 00:22:08,782
NOW WE KNOW.
410
00:22:08,869 --> 00:22:10,478
AND KNOWING
IS HALF THE BATTLE.
411
00:22:10,565 --> 00:22:13,173
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