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YO-O-O, JOE!
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♪ HE'LL FIGHT FOR FREEDOM
WHEREVER THERE'S TROUBLE ♪
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♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE
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♪ G.I. JOE,
A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪
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♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE
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♪ IT'S G.I. JOE
AGAINST COBRA THE ENEMY ♪
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♪ FIGHTING TO SAVE THE DAY
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♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP,
HE'S ALWAYS THERE ♪
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♪ FIGHTING FOR FREEDOM
OVER LAND AND AIR ♪
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♪ G.I. JOE,
A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪
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♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE
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G.I. JOE IS THE CODE NAME
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FOR AMERICA'S DARING, HIGHLY
TRAINED SPECIAL-MISSION FORCE.
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ITS PURPOSE -- TO DEFEND
HUMAN FREEDOM AGAINST COBRA,
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A RUTHLESS
TERRORIST ORGANIZATION
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DETERMINED TO RULE THE WORLD.
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♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP
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♪ HE'LL STAY
TILL THE FIGHT'S WON ♪
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♪ G.I. JOE WILL DARE
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♪ G.I. JOE,
A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪
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♪ G.I. JOE
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IN OUR LAST EPISODE,
COBRA COMMANDER
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LAUNCHED A DARING ASSAULT
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UTILIZING HIS NEW WEAPON,
THE BATTLE ANDROID TROOPERS.
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BUT THE TIMELY ARRIVAL
OF SERGEANT SLAUGHTER
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GAVE GENERAL HAWK THE DIVERSION
HE NEEDED TO TURN THE TIDE.
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MEANWHILE,
BACK AT THE TERRORDROME,
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DESTRO AND DR. MINDBENDER
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PLOTTED TO REPLACE COBRA
COMMANDER WITH A NEW LEADER,
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THE COBRA EMPEROR,
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CREATED FROM THE DNA
OF LONG-DEAD CONQUERORS --
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A BIZARRE INSPIRATION GIVEN
TO DR. MINDBENDER IN A DREAM.
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BUT AS SERGEANT SLAUGHTER'S
TRAINING
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RESTORES THE JOES'
FIGHTING SPIRIT,
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SLIP STREAM
INTERCEPTS A COBRA NIGHT RAVEN
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CARRYING DR. MINDBENDER'S PLAN
TO ZARTAN.
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AND HAWK SENDS
SERGEANT SLAUGHTER,
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BEACHHEAD, AND LOW-LIGHT
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TO UNCOVER THE WHOLE SECRET
AT ZARTAN'S CAMP.
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THERE, THRASHER
CORNERS SERGEANT SLAUGHTER
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IN HIS DEADLY THUNDER MACHINE.
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AND NOW, TODAY'S CHAPTER
OF "ARISE, SERPENTOR, ARISE!"
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WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR,
YOU TWIT?!
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THE ASSURANCE THAT I AM NOW
A DREADNOK OFFICIALLY.
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I SWEAR.
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NOW EXTERMINATE THEM!
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GET READY.
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THIS SHOULD BRING SOME TEARS
TO THEIR EYES.
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Thrasher: TEAR GAS!
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[ COUGHING ]
YO, JOE!
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OUT THE BACK DOOR!
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WHAT BACK DOOR?!
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THIS ONE!
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[ CRASH ]
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QUICK!
THEY'RE ESCAPING!
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NO ONE ESCAPES
THE THUNDER MACHINE!
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[ ENGINE REVS ]
COBRA!
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COO.
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THEY AIN'T GONNA BE TELLING
THEIR GRANDKIDS ABOUT THIS ONE.
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COME ALONG, THRASHER.
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YOU AND YOUR FELLOW DREADNOKS
HAVE WORK TO DO.
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I DON'T WANT HIM
AROUND ME.
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ZARANA ALMOST DESTROYED
DR. MINDBENDER'S SECRET MESSAGE.
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BUT THERE'S ENOUGH LEFT
TO TELL US
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COBRA'S GONNA BE HITTING
HISTORICAL BURIAL SITES
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ALL OVER THE WORLD.
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THE TOMB OF NAPOLEON
IN PARIS.
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THE TOMB
OF GENERAL XANUTH AMON-TOTH
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IN EGYPT.
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EVEN THE CRYPT
OF VLAD TEPES --
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BETTER KNOWN
AS COUNT DRACULA.
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THEN THERE ARE THE TOMBS
OF SUN-TZU,
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THE GREAT CHINESE STRATEGIST,
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GENGHIS KHAN, MONTEZUMA,
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ALEXANDER THE GREAT,
IVAN THE TERRIBLE.
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THE LIST
IS INCOMPLETE,
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SO THEY COULD HAVE TARGETED
OTHER TOMBS, AS WELL.
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THE QUESTION IS WHY?
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ANYTHING WORTH STEALING
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WOULD HAVE BEEN RIPPED OFF
CENTURIES AGO.
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT COBRA'S AFTER
IN THOSE TOMBS,
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BUT I DO KNOW IF WE DO NOTHING,
WE'LL SURELY PAY FOR IT.
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SO UNTIL WE GET
TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS,
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WE'RE GONNA SPLIT
OUR FORCES
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AND STATION
A COUNTERSTRIKE UNIT
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AT EVERY TOMB
ON ZARTAN'S LIST.
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HALT. HALT!
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Hawk: SIR, WE'RE ON
AN IMPORTANT MISSION.
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PLEASE MOVE
SO WE CAN PROCEED.
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I WILL NOT, MONSIEUR.
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I AM THE MAYOR
OF PARIS!
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I MUST PROTECT MY CITY.
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WE'RE HERE
TO GUARD NAPOLEON'S TOMB.
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HOW, MONSIEUR GENERAL?
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BY ROLLING YOUR BIG MACHINES
THROUGH THE STREETS?
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BY SHAKING THE FOUNDATIONS
OF OUR MUSEUMS?
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OUR VERY CULTURE?
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SIR, FACING COBRA
WITH LESS FIREPOWER THAN THIS
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COULD PUT US
AT A DISADVANTAGE.
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THAT IS NOT MY CONCERN,
MONSIEUR GENERAL.
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NOW TAKE YOUR VERY EXPENSIVE
TOYS SOMEWHERE ELSE.
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WELL, WHAT NOW,
MONSIEUR GENERAL?
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WELL, SCI-FI, IF WE WERE COBRA,
I'D SAY RUN HIM OVER.
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BUT WE'RE NOT,
SO WE WON'T.
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BACK UP THE COLUMN!
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WE'RE GONNA HAVE
TO DO THE JOB
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WITH JUST A.W.E. STRIKERS
AND RECON SLEDS!
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Keep an eye out, Sci-Fi.
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We need every advantage
we can get.
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I'VE GOT A PRETTY GOOD
OBSERVATION POST, GENERAL HAWK.
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WHAT ABOUT
THE OTHER JOES?
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We're doing just fine,
Sci-Fi,
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though I never thought
the Russians
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would welcome us
in their territory.
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When it comes to defending
Ivan the Terrible's tomb
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against Cobra,
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THE SOVIET UNION IS PLEASED
TO GET G.I. JOE HELP.
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I'LL BE HAPPY TO TRADE
WITH YOU, DUKE.
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WE'RE CHOPPING OUR WAY
THROUGH THE YUCATáN --
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THE WORLD'S MEANEST SALAD.
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WE'RE ABOUT AN HOUR'S MARCH
FROM MONTEZUMA'S TOMB.
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DOWN HERE IN EGYPT,
GENERAL HAWK,
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THINGS ARE GOING SMOOTH
AS CAT FUR ON A MARBLE FLOOR.
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WE GOT OLD XANUTH AMON-TOTH'S
LAST RESTING PLACE
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LOCKED UP TIGHTER THAN A --
UH-OH.
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TROUBLE.
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[ GROANS ]
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HELP...ME!
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MA'AM,
WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?
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MY FAMILY!
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MY FATHER, MOTHER,
AND LITTLE SISTER!
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BACK IN THE NEXT VALLEY!
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WE WERE ATTACKED
BY COBRA!
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WILL YOU HELP US,
PLEASE?
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YOU JUST SIT TIGHT,
LADY.
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WE'RE GONNA STOMP A WHOLE MESS
OF SERPENT FOR YOU.
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YO, JOE!
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[ LAUGHS ]
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SENTIMENTAL FOOLS!
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WHERE'S COBRA?
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DR. MINDBENDER: Now that you
have entered the tomb, Zarana,
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you will need to slide back
the stone door
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leading to the inner crypt.
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[ GASPS ]
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It is important
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to watch out for booby traps.
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NOW YOU TELL ME!
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At this point, you should see
the sarcophagus
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of the great Egyptian general
Xanuth Amon-Toth.
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LOOKS LIKE THERE'S NOTHING
FOR MILES
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BUT MILES AND MILES
OF NOTHING.
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IF THERE WAS ANYBODY
POKING ABOUT HERE,
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THEY SURE DIDN'T LEAVE
NO TRACKS.
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Xanuth Amon-Toth's tomb
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is one of the least spoiled
in the Valley of the Kings.
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MINDBENDER,
YOU BLOODY DINGO!
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You may also notice
the spiked stone ceiling,
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which finishes off victims
trapped by the clamp.
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PERSISTENT, AIN'T THEY?
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WELL, IT'LL TAKE MORE THAN THAT
TO SCARE OFF ZARANA!
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Y'ALL BEEN HAD,
DUSTY, OLD BUDDY!
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THAT THERE GAL
AIN'T ALL SHE CLAIMED TO BE.
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BACK TO THE TOMB!
DOUBLE PRONTO!
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YO, JOE!
YO, JOE!
YO, JOE!
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[ GRUNTS ]
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HM. THE VERY LATE
GENERAL AMON-TOTH, I PRESUME.
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NOW, GENERAL,
THIS WON'T HURT A BIT.
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[ ZAPPING ]
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[ WARBLING ]
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[ ZAPPING CONTINUES ]
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[ GRUNTING ]
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LET'S HEAR IT FOR ME!
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NOT SO FAST, ZARANA!
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[ CHUCKLES ]
YOU'RE DREAMING, JOE!
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SHE'S GOING NOWHERE!
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[ LAUGHS ]
SO LONG, MORONS!
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WE'VE GOT TO GET WHATEVER IT IS
SHE TOOK FROM THAT TOMB!
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THAT'S A BIG 10-4,
GOOD BUDDY!
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[ RUMBLING ]
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[ ZARANA LAUGHS ]
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[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATION ]
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SLIP STREAM,
WHAT'S GOING ON OUT THERE?
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Slip Stream: WE GOT
A BAD SITUATION HERE, GENERAL.
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Any sign of survivors?
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DON'T SEE ANY.
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[ TELESCOPE BEEPING ]
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GENERAL HAWK,
IT'S COBRA TIME.
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IT'S COBRA,
ALL RIGHT.
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GET IN POSITION!
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CO-O-O-BRA!
CO-O-O-BRA!
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DON'T GIVE THEM TWINS
AN INCH OF ROOM!
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GOT TO KEEP THEM SNAKES
OUT OF BONAPARTE'S TOMB!
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NIGHT RAVEN...
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...GIVE US AIR COVER!
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AT ONCE!
AT ONCE!
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TAKE COVER!
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WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO REGROUP
AND DIG IN, GUNG-HO!
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FINE BY ME, BUT WE'RE GONNA HAVE
TO GET RID
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OF THAT COBRA JET-JOCK
FIRST!
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HUH?
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[ BELLS RINGING ]
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STOP!
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I CANNOT ALLOW THIS!
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YOU MUST STOP THIS DESTRUCTION,
YOU BARBARIANS!
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BARBARIANS?
BARBARIANS?
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[ BOTH LAUGH ]
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Both:
TO NAPOLEON'S TOMB!
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UN...DEUX...TROIS!
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[ BEEP ]
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NAPOLEON
WON'T TAKE LONG.
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[ ZAPPING ]
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HE ALWAYS WAS
A LITTLE SHORT.
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[ BOTH LAUGH ]
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DNA...
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"A"-OKAY.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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HOLD IT, YOU TURKEY!
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HYAH!
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YO, JOE!
DON'T LET THEM GO!
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CO-O-O-BRA!
CO-O-O-BRA!
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HERE!
OVER HERE, GUYS!
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I SEE THEM NOW,
LIFELINE!
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GET READY.
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GOING UP!
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ALL PRESENT OR ACCOUNTED FOR,
SLIP STREAM.
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WHAT'S THE WORD
ON THAT LADY SNAKE?
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NO SIGN OF ZARANA
OR THRASHER.
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THEY MUST HAVE DROWNED.
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SCI-FI, I WANT YOU
TO TAKE OVER.
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I'VE GOT A RENDEZVOUS
WITH ROADBLOCK.
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HAWK HERE!
232
00:11:21,739 --> 00:11:23,304
REQUEST PERMISSION
TO COME ABOARD!
233
00:11:23,391 --> 00:11:25,434
YOU GOT IT, GENERAL.
234
00:11:25,521 --> 00:11:26,608
WE'VE BEEN WAITING
FOR YOU.
235
00:11:26,695 --> 00:11:28,173
WE'RE RARING TO GO.
236
00:11:28,260 --> 00:11:31,000
COBRA SHOULD LOOK OUT
FOR G.I. JOE.
237
00:11:31,086 --> 00:11:32,260
GOOD WORK, ROADBLOCK.
238
00:11:32,347 --> 00:11:34,347
NOW LOCK COORDINATES
WITH DUKE'S
239
00:11:34,434 --> 00:11:36,173
AND WITH SERGEANT SLAUGHTER'S
UNITS.
240
00:11:36,260 --> 00:11:37,739
DUKE: Duke here.
Do you read me?
241
00:11:37,826 --> 00:11:39,217
Loud and clear, over.
242
00:11:39,304 --> 00:11:42,000
WE'RE NEARING THE TOMB
OF IVAN THE TERRIBLE.
243
00:11:42,086 --> 00:11:45,695
THE SOVIETS HAVE SENT
THE OCTOBER GUARD TO BACK US UP.
244
00:11:45,782 --> 00:11:49,304
COLONEL BREKHOV AND DAINA
SEND THEIR WARMEST REGARDS.
245
00:11:49,391 --> 00:11:50,826
What about Horrorshow?
246
00:11:50,913 --> 00:11:51,913
NYET!
247
00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:54,173
YO, IVAN!
248
00:11:58,347 --> 00:12:00,521
GENERAL HAWK, FLINT HERE.
249
00:12:00,608 --> 00:12:03,347
MONTEZUMA'S TOMB
IS DEAD AHEAD.
250
00:12:03,434 --> 00:12:06,347
YEAH, AND WE'RE DEAD TIRED.
251
00:12:06,434 --> 00:12:09,130
WE'LL RENEW CONTACT
AS SOON AS WE'RE IN POSITION.
252
00:12:09,217 --> 00:12:10,347
FLINT OUT.
253
00:12:10,434 --> 00:12:11,434
[ HISSES ]
254
00:12:14,478 --> 00:12:16,043
[ HOWLS ]
255
00:12:16,130 --> 00:12:19,130
Beach Head: IT'S MIDNIGHT HERE
IN TRANSYLVANIA, GENERAL HAWK.
256
00:12:19,217 --> 00:12:23,347
WE EXPECT TO REACH
VLAD TEPES' CRYPT AT 02:00.
257
00:12:23,434 --> 00:12:25,304
OH, THIS WHOLE COUNTRY
REMINDS ME
258
00:12:25,391 --> 00:12:28,260
OF WHEN I USED TO TAKE MY KIDS
TRICK-OR-TREATING.
259
00:12:28,347 --> 00:12:30,304
[ HOOTS ]
260
00:12:34,260 --> 00:12:37,478
A GREAT PLACE FOR A SINGLES
WEEKEND, HUH, GUYS?
261
00:12:37,565 --> 00:12:40,043
YEAH. WE COULD TAKE OUR DATES
FOR A SWIM
262
00:12:40,130 --> 00:12:43,695
IN THE EVER-POPULAR AZTEC POOL
OF DEATH.
263
00:12:43,782 --> 00:12:44,782
ALL RIGHT.
264
00:12:44,869 --> 00:12:45,826
LET'S GET IN POSITION
265
00:12:45,913 --> 00:12:48,260
AND WAIT
FOR COBRA'S NEXT MOVE.
266
00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:51,434
WHOO-HEE.
267
00:12:51,521 --> 00:12:54,391
THIS IS ABOUT THE SCARIEST PLACE
I EVER SPEND THE NIGHT.
268
00:12:54,478 --> 00:12:56,434
HOW ABOUT YOU, LOW-LIGHT?
269
00:12:56,521 --> 00:12:58,652
NAH.
SEEN A LOT SCARIER.
270
00:12:58,739 --> 00:13:00,304
CUT THE CHATTER, YOU GUYS!
271
00:13:00,391 --> 00:13:01,739
COBRA'S OUT THERE.
272
00:13:01,826 --> 00:13:03,130
I CAN FEEL THEM.
273
00:13:03,217 --> 00:13:06,000
G.I. JOE IS HERE,
I TELL YOU.
274
00:13:06,086 --> 00:13:07,391
I CAN FEEL THEM.
275
00:13:07,478 --> 00:13:08,956
THEN LET'S BASH THEM FAST,
276
00:13:09,043 --> 00:13:12,608
SWIPE MONTEZUMA'S C-I-A,
AND GET OUT OF HERE.
277
00:13:12,695 --> 00:13:15,130
THAT'S D-N-A, YOU MORON!
278
00:13:15,217 --> 00:13:18,434
WE CAN'T GO AFTER IT UNTIL
WE'RE SURE OF OUR SITUATION.
279
00:13:18,521 --> 00:13:21,173
BROTHER, LEAVE EVERYTHING
TO ME.
280
00:13:25,913 --> 00:13:26,956
[ BIRD CAWING ]
281
00:13:27,043 --> 00:13:29,130
Man: YOU HEAR SOMETHING,
DIAL TONE?
282
00:13:29,217 --> 00:13:32,000
JUST A BIRD.
283
00:13:34,130 --> 00:13:36,391
TWO OF THEM ON TOP
OF THE GREAT WALL OF HIEROGLYPHS
284
00:13:36,478 --> 00:13:39,130
AND ONE IN THE NICHE
BELOW THE CEREMONIAL STAIRS.
285
00:13:42,652 --> 00:13:43,913
WHO'S THERE?
286
00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:45,130
[ GRUNTS ]
287
00:13:49,565 --> 00:13:51,086
COMING, LOW-LIGHT!
288
00:13:51,173 --> 00:13:52,869
DREADNOKS!
THEY'RE HERE!
289
00:13:54,478 --> 00:13:55,391
WHAT'S ALL THE --
290
00:13:55,478 --> 00:13:58,043
SO GLAD
YOU COULD JOIN US!
291
00:13:58,130 --> 00:13:59,695
HYAH!
WHOAAAAAAA!
292
00:13:59,782 --> 00:14:02,173
DROP IN ANY TIME,
ZARTAN.
293
00:14:08,652 --> 00:14:11,043
THEY'VE GOT US BOXED IN!
294
00:14:11,130 --> 00:14:13,478
TORCH, TURN UP THE HEAT!
295
00:14:13,565 --> 00:14:14,956
[ ZARANA LAUGHS ]
296
00:14:15,043 --> 00:14:17,260
Zarana:
NOTHING LIKE A CHEERY BLAZE
297
00:14:17,347 --> 00:14:19,391
TO WARM
A DREADNOK'S HEART, EH?
298
00:14:19,478 --> 00:14:22,434
[ LAUGHS ]
299
00:14:22,521 --> 00:14:24,739
THINGS ARE GETTING
A MITE WARM, FLINT.
300
00:14:24,826 --> 00:14:27,173
LOOKS LIKE IT'S TIME
FOR A LITTLE SWIM.
301
00:14:29,173 --> 00:14:32,608
THAT WATER'S MUCH TO CHILLY
FOR OUR FRIENDS, GENTLEMEN!
302
00:14:32,695 --> 00:14:35,739
HEAT IT UP
TO THE BOILING POINT!
303
00:14:35,826 --> 00:14:37,043
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
304
00:14:37,130 --> 00:14:40,000
[ ZARTAN LAUGHS EVILLY ]
305
00:14:57,347 --> 00:15:00,652
Zartan: MY SPECIAL RECIPE
FOR G.I. JOE SOUP!
306
00:15:00,739 --> 00:15:02,565
[ LAUGHTER ]
307
00:15:04,608 --> 00:15:05,956
KEEP HEATING IT UP!
308
00:15:06,043 --> 00:15:08,434
WE WANT TO BE SURE
OUR JOE GOOSES
309
00:15:08,521 --> 00:15:10,000
ARE PROPERLY COOKED!
310
00:15:10,086 --> 00:15:12,521
[ LAUGHTER ]
311
00:15:12,608 --> 00:15:14,695
COME, MONKEYWRENCH!
312
00:15:14,782 --> 00:15:16,826
ON TO THE BUSINESS
AT HAND.
313
00:15:16,913 --> 00:15:19,260
[ BUBBLING ]
314
00:15:29,521 --> 00:15:32,086
[ BOTH GRUNTING ]
315
00:15:32,173 --> 00:15:34,086
[ SPIDERS SQUEAKING ]
316
00:15:34,173 --> 00:15:35,086
Monkeywrench: OH, NO!
317
00:15:35,173 --> 00:15:36,434
YOU NEVER SAID NOTHING
318
00:15:36,521 --> 00:15:38,391
ABOUT NO BIG,
HAIRY SPIDERS!
319
00:15:38,478 --> 00:15:39,739
YOU WIMP!
320
00:15:39,826 --> 00:15:41,347
ONE MORE OUTBURST
LIKE THAT,
321
00:15:41,434 --> 00:15:44,956
AND I'LL BURY YOU
WITH MONTEZUMA!
322
00:15:51,913 --> 00:15:54,217
[ ALL GASPING ]
323
00:15:54,304 --> 00:15:59,130
I SWEAR I'LL NEVER EAT
BOILED LOBSTER EVER AGAIN.
324
00:15:59,217 --> 00:16:01,217
Monkeywrench:
HANG ON, ZARTAN!
325
00:16:01,304 --> 00:16:04,695
KEEP MOVING, OR I'LL GIVE YOU
A BIG, UGLY HEADACHE!
326
00:16:04,782 --> 00:16:07,217
COME ON.
THIS COULD WORK OUT AFTER ALL.
327
00:16:07,304 --> 00:16:11,478
Zartan: FINALLY,
THE DREADED MONTEZUMA.
[ SPIDER SQUEAKS ]
328
00:16:11,565 --> 00:16:12,869
YOU -- YOU WOULDN'T HAPPEN
329
00:16:12,956 --> 00:16:15,304
TO HAVE A B-B-BUG BOMB
ON YOU,
330
00:16:15,391 --> 00:16:16,478
WOULD YOU, ZARTAN?
331
00:16:16,565 --> 00:16:18,086
OW!
332
00:16:19,782 --> 00:16:23,000
AAH! AAH! UHH!
UHH! WHEAHH!
333
00:16:23,086 --> 00:16:24,304
[ WHIMPERING ]
334
00:16:31,086 --> 00:16:33,652
[ ZAPPING ]
335
00:16:34,739 --> 00:16:36,782
GOT IT.
FASCINATING.
336
00:16:36,869 --> 00:16:38,608
NOW LET'S GET OUT
OF HERE!
337
00:16:38,695 --> 00:16:42,173
I'M NOT SURE I UNDERSTAND
WHAT WE JUST SAW, ZARTAN,
338
00:16:42,260 --> 00:16:44,782
BUT YOU'LL HAVE PLENTY
OF TIME TO EXPLAIN.
339
00:16:44,869 --> 00:16:46,521
YO, JOE!
YO, JOE!
YO, JOE!
340
00:16:50,217 --> 00:16:52,304
LET'S PLAY
A LITTLE GAME, MATES.
341
00:16:52,391 --> 00:16:55,869
I GO BANG.
YOU ALL FALL DOWN!
342
00:16:55,956 --> 00:16:58,608
I LIKE GAMES,
ESPECIALLY RUGBY!
343
00:17:00,695 --> 00:17:02,782
ZARTAN! HELP!
344
00:17:02,869 --> 00:17:05,826
AAH! HEY, SPIDERS!
345
00:17:05,913 --> 00:17:08,434
[ SCREAMING ]
346
00:17:13,217 --> 00:17:15,000
COME ON!
347
00:17:15,086 --> 00:17:19,173
Zartan:
LOOKS LIKE NO GO, JOE!
348
00:17:19,260 --> 00:17:21,434
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
349
00:17:23,652 --> 00:17:25,434
[ WOLF HOWLS ]
Mainframe: WHEN THIS IS
ALL OVER, BEACH HEAD,
350
00:17:25,521 --> 00:17:27,782
REMIND ME TO GET US
A NEW TRAVEL AGENT.
351
00:17:27,869 --> 00:17:29,000
THERE'S SOMETHING
DEPRESSING
352
00:17:29,086 --> 00:17:31,130
ABOUT BEING HERE
DURING VAMPIRE SEASON.
353
00:17:31,217 --> 00:17:33,956
VLAD TEPES WASN'T A VAMPIRE,
MAINFRAME.
354
00:17:34,043 --> 00:17:37,130
JUST A CRAZED TYRANT
WHO KILLED PEOPLE FOR A HOBBY.
355
00:17:37,217 --> 00:17:39,043
[ CHUCKLES ]
KIND OF LIKE COBRA.
356
00:17:39,130 --> 00:17:40,695
SPEAKING OF WHICH...
[ RADIO CLICKS ]
357
00:17:40,782 --> 00:17:42,826
ANYTHING SQUIRMING YOUR WAY,
ALPINE?
358
00:17:42,913 --> 00:17:46,434
NOTHING SNAKY SO FAR, BUT
IF IT FLIES IN, IT'S HISTORY.
359
00:17:46,521 --> 00:17:48,173
WHAT'S THE WORD
FROM THE OTHER GUYS?
360
00:17:48,260 --> 00:17:49,652
NOTHING GOOD.
361
00:17:49,739 --> 00:17:55,000
AFTER PARIS, EGYPT, AND YUCATáN,
IT'S COBRA 3, JOE NADA.
362
00:17:55,086 --> 00:17:56,478
[ HOWLING, MOANING ]
HUH?
363
00:17:56,565 --> 00:17:58,521
YOU HEAR SOMETHING?
NO.
364
00:17:58,608 --> 00:18:00,173
[ HOWLING, MOANING CONTINUES ]
I DIDN'T HEAR IT AGAIN.
365
00:18:00,260 --> 00:18:02,565
AND I DIDN'T HEAR IT
COMING FROM DOWNSTAIRS.
366
00:18:02,652 --> 00:18:03,913
YOU'RE NUTS!
367
00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:06,043
THE ONLY THING DOWN THERE
IS DRACULA --
368
00:18:06,130 --> 00:18:08,304
I MEAN, VLAD TEPES' CRYPT.
369
00:18:08,391 --> 00:18:11,304
THERE'S PROBABLY
A LOGICAL EXPLANATION
370
00:18:11,391 --> 00:18:12,956
FOR ALL THIS
SPOOKY JAZZ.
371
00:18:13,043 --> 00:18:14,260
SURE.
372
00:18:14,347 --> 00:18:16,347
WHEN THEY BURIED HIM,
THEY LEFT HIS RADIO ON.
373
00:18:16,434 --> 00:18:19,000
[ HOWLING, MOANING CONTINUES ]
374
00:18:19,086 --> 00:18:21,043
IT IS COMING
FROM THE TOMB.
375
00:18:21,130 --> 00:18:22,478
THEN LET'S
CHECK IT OUT.
376
00:18:22,565 --> 00:18:23,956
[ DOOR CREAKS ]
377
00:18:24,043 --> 00:18:25,304
OH?
378
00:18:25,391 --> 00:18:26,695
[ GASPS ]
379
00:18:26,782 --> 00:18:29,521
[ HOWLING, MOANING CONTINUES ]
380
00:18:29,608 --> 00:18:32,739
AAH!
381
00:18:32,826 --> 00:18:33,913
WHAT DO WE DO?
382
00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:35,260
STAY HERE AND GUARD
THE REMAINS, OR...
383
00:18:35,347 --> 00:18:36,956
FOLLOW THE PHANTOM LADY?
384
00:18:37,043 --> 00:18:39,260
WELL, TEPES
AIN'T GOING NO PLACE.
385
00:18:39,347 --> 00:18:40,956
AFTER HER.
386
00:18:41,043 --> 00:18:43,739
Iceberg: LOOK, MAN, THIS IS
MY KIND OF CLIMATE!
387
00:18:43,826 --> 00:18:46,956
WHY CAN'T THEY HAVE WEATHER
LIKE THIS DOWN IN WACO, TEXAS?
388
00:18:47,043 --> 00:18:50,130
FACE IT, ICEBERG, YOU WERE BORN
IN THE WRONG HOMETOWN.
389
00:18:50,217 --> 00:18:52,782
HAWK: Come in, Duke!
General Hawk calling!
390
00:18:52,869 --> 00:18:54,608
What's the word
from Siberia?
391
00:18:54,695 --> 00:18:56,913
THE WORD IS "FROSTBITE,"
GENERAL.
392
00:18:57,000 --> 00:19:00,347
MY HOT COCOA JUST TURNED
INTO A FROZEN POPSICLE.
393
00:19:00,434 --> 00:19:02,260
NOTHING ELSE TO REPORT.
394
00:19:02,347 --> 00:19:05,521
UGH. I THOUGHT I COULD TAKE
A PRETTY GOOD CHILL,
395
00:19:05,608 --> 00:19:08,173
BUT YOU OCTOBER GUARDS
PUT ME TO SHAME.
396
00:19:08,260 --> 00:19:11,086
BEAUTIFUL SPRING DAY,
YES, JOESKI?
397
00:19:11,173 --> 00:19:14,434
MAYBE LATER WE CHOP THROUGH ICE,
GO FOR SWIM.
398
00:19:14,521 --> 00:19:15,869
THERE'S COBRA...
399
00:19:15,956 --> 00:19:18,217
WITH MORE OF THEIR BATTLE
ANDROID TROOPERS!
400
00:19:18,304 --> 00:19:19,956
MARCH FORWARD!
401
00:19:20,043 --> 00:19:21,826
COBRA!
402
00:19:21,913 --> 00:19:23,173
PUSH THEM BACK!
403
00:19:23,260 --> 00:19:26,086
YO, JOE!
404
00:19:26,173 --> 00:19:29,347
YO, IVAN!
YO, IVAN!
YO, IVAN!
405
00:19:33,869 --> 00:19:37,347
Man: WHAT IN THE WORLD
ARE THOSE THINGS?!
406
00:19:37,434 --> 00:19:41,347
B.A.T.s -- ROBOT SOLDIERS
THAT COBRA'S CONJURED UP!
407
00:19:41,434 --> 00:19:43,347
THEY'RE OVERRUNNING
OUR POSITION!
408
00:19:43,434 --> 00:19:45,565
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING, YELLING ]
409
00:19:45,652 --> 00:19:47,000
IT'S NO USE!
410
00:19:47,086 --> 00:19:48,652
THERE ARE TOO MANY
OF THEM!
411
00:19:48,739 --> 00:19:51,217
HANG ON, GUYS!
412
00:19:58,260 --> 00:20:01,826
SHE'S GOING
INTO THAT ROOM.
413
00:20:01,913 --> 00:20:03,260
ENOUGH HIDE AND SEEK.
LET'S GET HER!
414
00:20:07,434 --> 00:20:10,347
OKAY, CINDERELLA.
IT'S PUMPKIN TIME!
415
00:20:12,565 --> 00:20:14,695
ILL-MANNERED, AMERICAN OAF!
416
00:20:14,782 --> 00:20:17,304
IS THAT ANY WAY
TO TREAT A LADY?
417
00:20:17,391 --> 00:20:18,347
HYAH!
418
00:20:18,434 --> 00:20:21,000
UGH! UHH! WEAHH!
419
00:20:23,434 --> 00:20:26,130
MAINFRAME, GET ME OUT
OF THIS THING!
420
00:20:27,260 --> 00:20:29,217
IT WAS A DECOY!
BACK TO THE CRYPT!
421
00:20:33,391 --> 00:20:36,347
STAY BACK.
I WARN YOU.
422
00:20:36,434 --> 00:20:38,521
YOU CAN'T TAKE
BOTH OF US, BARONESS.
423
00:20:38,608 --> 00:20:40,826
I WON'T HAVE TO, DARLINGS.
424
00:20:40,913 --> 00:20:43,000
[ RUMBLING ]
425
00:20:51,130 --> 00:20:54,086
QUICKLY, BEFORE THE OTHER JOES
GET HERE!
426
00:20:58,086 --> 00:21:00,217
WE HAVE
WHAT WE CAME FOR.
427
00:21:00,304 --> 00:21:03,304
COBRA!
RETREAT!
428
00:21:07,434 --> 00:21:09,347
[ RUMBLING ]
429
00:21:09,434 --> 00:21:11,000
THEY'RE UNDERCUTTING
THE FOUNDATION!
430
00:21:11,086 --> 00:21:12,521
WE GOT
TO GET OUT OF HERE!
431
00:21:14,565 --> 00:21:16,000
TOO LATE!
LOOK OUT!
432
00:21:19,695 --> 00:21:21,521
TUNE IN TOMORROW
WHEN COBRA'S PURSUIT
433
00:21:21,608 --> 00:21:23,521
OF THE PRECIOUS DNA
FROM LONG-DEAD CONQUERORS
434
00:21:23,608 --> 00:21:25,869
LEADS FROM THE SNOWY STEPPES
OF RUSSIA
435
00:21:25,956 --> 00:21:27,869
TO THE DEPTHS
OF THE MEDITERRANEAN SEA.
436
00:21:27,956 --> 00:21:30,000
AND SERGEANT SLAUGHTER
BECOMES THE UNWITTING DUPE
437
00:21:30,086 --> 00:21:32,347
OF THE NEFARIOUS
DR. MINDBENDER.
438
00:21:32,434 --> 00:21:33,782
ALL IN
THE NEXT EXCITING EPISODE
439
00:21:33,869 --> 00:21:38,217
OF "ARISE, SERPENTOR, ARISE!"
440
00:21:44,782 --> 00:21:46,043
WHAT'S THIS STUFF?
441
00:21:46,130 --> 00:21:48,347
SUNSCREEN. IT BLOCKS
THE SUN'S HARMFUL RAYS.
442
00:21:48,434 --> 00:21:49,739
WANT SOME?
443
00:21:49,826 --> 00:21:52,739
NO. I'M GONNA STAY OUT ALL DAY
AND GET A GREAT TAN.
444
00:21:52,826 --> 00:21:55,173
LOOK AT YOUR BACK --
IT'S AS RED AS A LOBSTER.
445
00:21:55,260 --> 00:21:56,695
I DON'T FEEL SO GOOD.
446
00:21:56,782 --> 00:21:58,173
HEY STELLA,
447
00:21:58,260 --> 00:21:59,608
YOUR FRIEND'S BEEN OUT
IN THE SUN WITHOUT PROTECTION.
448
00:21:59,695 --> 00:22:01,478
LEATHERNECK!
449
00:22:01,565 --> 00:22:03,739
NEXT TIME, USE THE SUNSCREEN,
WEAR A HAT AND A SHIRT,
450
00:22:03,826 --> 00:22:05,739
AND LOOK FOR SOME SHADE WHEN
IT'S REALLY SUNNY.
451
00:22:05,826 --> 00:22:07,260
A BAD SUNBURN
COULD MAKE YOU SICK
452
00:22:07,347 --> 00:22:08,956
AND EVEN PUT YOU IN
THE HOSPITAL.
453
00:22:09,043 --> 00:22:10,043
NOW WE KNOW.
454
00:22:10,130 --> 00:22:11,652
AND KNOWING
IS HALF THE BATTLE.
455
00:22:11,739 --> 00:22:14,304
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