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Jim: All right,
let's get started.
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Oh, first off, we're supposed to
be pushing card stock this week.
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So, let's push
card stock this week.
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Also... what is this?
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Tape recorder.
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For what?
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For recording.
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Michael is on vacation and he
has asked me to record all meetings
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and to type up the transcripts.
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Okay. Karen,
any news from that law firm?
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Yeah, the deal closed yesterday.
It's a six-month commitment.
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Oh, my god!
Dwight, what are you doing?
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What?
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You're not allowed to take off
your pants in the middle of the office.
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I'm not. Dwight, you know
what, just back off, okay?
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That's making me uncomfortable.
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This is sexual harassment,
by the way.
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Oh, my god, he's got a knife!
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I do not have a knife.
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No. Let the record show that Dwight
k. Schrute is now completely nude
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and is holding a plastic
knife to Stanley's neck?
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Let the record show
that Jim Halpert is a liar!
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Dwight schrute is now
wearing a baby's bonnet.
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I am not.
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Oh, Jim carrey just walked in.
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Dwight, get his
autograph for Michael...
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Jim carrey did not
just walk in, okay?
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Yes, he...
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Dwight,
what is that on your stomach?
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Is that a muppet babies tattoo?
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Jim: Oh, my god,
Karen, you're right.
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That is animal
from the muppet babies.
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You can't see my stomach...
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I am now chopping off
Phyllis' head with a chain saw!
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Hey, mon!
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Hey.
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You have a bunch
of messages and...
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That's nice.
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Hannah quit while you were gone.
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I guess she memoed
to file some complaints
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she had about
being a working mother,
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and so you might
also have to be deposed.
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Relax. Just relax, okay?
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Okay.
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I'll get to all of it later.
It's kind of serious.
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Aren't you going to
ask me how Jamaica was?
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Say it. Ask me.
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How was Jamaica? It was so good!
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Hey, mon!
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At sandals, Jamaica, when
somebody says, "hey, mon,"
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everybody says,
"hey, mon," back.
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Oh, Michael,
I'm glad you're here.
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Stanley. You know what?
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It is really good
to see you, too.
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My bonus check was $100
less than you promised.
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Okay, well, payroll is
in charge of all of that...
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They said I should talk to you.
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Well, I am just
getting settled in.
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So I'm gonna...
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I am not doing a lick more work
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until I get my full bonus check.
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You are not as much fun
as your Jamaican brothers,
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mon.
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You wanna talk about it?
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Nope.
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I still haven't
found an apartment yet.
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I'm living in a hotel.
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Yesterday, I saw a for-rent
sign down the street from Jim,
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and he said he didn't think
it'd be such a good idea.
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He said itwould be
like we were living together
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in different houses,
two blocks away.
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Feelin' hot, hot, hot!
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Feelin' hot, hot, hot!
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Feelin' hot, hot, hot!
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Feelin' hot, hot, hot!
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That's all I know so far,
but I'm gonna keep practicing.
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It's good.
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You know, I had never been
out of the country before now.
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I got to see how Jamaicans
live. It is great.
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You know, they just relax,
they party all the time.
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It's kind of
an impoverished country.
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Yeah.
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Gosh. Great.
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You know what, Pam? Make a note.
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I want us all to start having
pina coladas every day at 3:00.
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Well, you can't today.
We're doing inventory.
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Inventory's at
the end of December.
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We couldn't do it without you,
so we postponed.
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I specifically went on
vacation so I would miss it.
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Inventory is boring.
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In the islands, they don't make
you do stuff like take inventory.
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Why do you think so many
businesses move to the Caymans?
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Tonight, we are going
to have an inventory luau.
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I want to bring back
a little slice of paradise
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to the dunder Mifflin
warehouse inventory.
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So, party planning committee,
get on it.
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By the end of the day?
That's impossible.
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The Jamaicans don't have
a word for "impossible".
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Yep, it's English.
It's "impossible".
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Michael, there's no
way we can do it in time.
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How hard is a luau?
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All you need are some
grass skirts, pineapple, poi,
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tiki torches, suckling pig,
some fire dancers.
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That's all you need.
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Come on in!
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Settle in.
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Settling...
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Settling...
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And settled. Good.
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There is something I would
like to show everybody.
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See this sign?
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"No shirt.
No shoes. No problem."
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This is an attitude I would
like all of you to have right here.
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So what if we have to stay late
and do inventory? No problem.
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Oh, my god. Is that jan?
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Jim: What? Kevin: Where?
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Ryan: What? Pam: On the left.
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No, no, no. That's...
Oh, my god...
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No, that's a German woman
named urgle grue.
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Jan told me to play it cool
and not tell anybody
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because it could
get us both in trouble.
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So, officially,
I did not see her.
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But I did see jan there
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in our room
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at night
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and in the morning.
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And that's all I'm gonna say.
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Sex. Sex.
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We had sex.
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I had sex with her.
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I had sex with jan.
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Hey, dude.
I just got back from Jamaica.
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Todd: Big whoop.
I was in hotlanta.
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That whole town is waxed.
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Yeah, that sounds amazing,
but you know what?
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The lady, jan Levinson,
wanted to go to montego bay.
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You took the ice queen?
I don't buy it.
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Well, I'm looking at a photo,
right now,
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and, I'm telling you,
it could be in Maxim.
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They wouldn't give you
a subscription to Maxim.
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Oh, no? No.
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Okay. Well,
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check this out.
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I'm sending you some e-mail.
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You got it?
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What? No, [got nothing.
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Check it again. Hit refresh.
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Yeah, Mike, still nothing.
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Okay, wait a second.
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I sent it to you at
packer@dundermifflin.Com...
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Packaging@dundermifflin.com...
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Uh-oh.
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Wait. I just got it
from somebody else.
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Wow!
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This is hot. Damn!
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How do I get you
out of this picture?
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Darryl?
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Hey. Hi, where's Darryl?
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He's in the office.
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Okay.
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Hi. Hey, man, how's it going?
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All right. What's up, Mike?
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That's great. Okay.
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So did you get
an e-mail from me?
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Okay. Yeah.
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Well, that was supposed to
go to packer, not packaging.
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Did you already toward it
to a whole bunch of people?
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Uh-uh.
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Okay.
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We”, did you get the
second e-mail that I sent
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explaining that the first
e-mail was a mistake
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and that you should delete it?
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Have you sent
that out to everyone?
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Mike, I'm very busy down here.
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Yikes.
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Already sent it to you,
my friend.
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Fantasfic. Boung.
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Call me if she rolls over.
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Hey.
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Hey.
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You okay?
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Yeah.
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You sure?
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Yeah. Yes.
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I'm just in this, like,
stupid fightwith Karen.
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Oh!
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You want to talk about it?
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Really?
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I have a special
assignment for you.
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Who's the target?
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A sensitive e-mail has
been released into the office.
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It contains a file. A picture.
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The filename is
Jamaica jan sun Princess.
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What's it of? Not important.
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Unless you're willing
to tell me everything,
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icannotaccept this assignment.
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Okay, then forget it.
Okay, I accept it.
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So, I don't know, I just feel like
we've been dating a month, right?
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Same street, I think
that might be a little close.
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A little bit much.
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What?
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How far away does she
live now, like, 10 minutes?
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Yeah, I guess.
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Honestly, I think you
should go easy on her.
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No, I didn't mind helping
Jim with his problem.
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That's what friends do.
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I help Phyllis all the time.
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Just yesterday, I untangled
a piece of tape from her hair.
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So, yeah.
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Hey, thanks a lot.
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Oh, don't worry about it.
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I mean,
it's better than listening
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to Michael play a conch shell,
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which is what I was doing.
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Oh, also,
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Michael went to
Jamaica with jan... yeah.
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How have we not
talked about this already?
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I mean, what happened there?
Kidnapping?
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Hey, I need to talk to you...
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Not now, not ever.
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About you and jan.
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None of your business.
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I wish that were true,
but it... it...
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It seems from that
photo that two of you
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have entered into
an intimate relationship.
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That photo is my personal
property, and if you are telling me
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that you went on my computer
and stole that photo,
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then I am going
to call the cops.
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Michael, nine different
people e-mailed me that photo,
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including my ex-wife
and we don't talk.
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Well, this is probably
the icebreaker you need.
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You know,
for your own protection,
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you should disclose
the relationship to hr.
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I bet you would
love all the details,
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wouldn't you,
you skeevy little perv?
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All right. If you're
having a relationship
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with your superior,
you must disclose it.
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No, no. No, I am not dating jan.
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She was very clear about that.
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Just two like souls
having a romantic time
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in the most
romantic place on earth.
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Got enough, weirdo?
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Okay.
All right, thanks, Michael.
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Okay, we only have
three hours, people,
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to plan a whole luau
and you're not helping.
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What are the ingredients of poi?
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I've called every grocery store in
Scranton and no one sells whole pigs.
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Did you try the petting zoo?
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Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam.
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Just a second. Michael?
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It's jan on the phone. Oh, god!
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No, no, no. Hang up. Hang up.
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Tell her I'm not here.
Don't... don't...
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I've ran out of gas.
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I hit a deer. I hit...
I hit a deer with my car.
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No. I hit a cat.
Tell her I hit a cat.
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He'll call you back.
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Okay. Great.
259
00:12:04,390 --> 00:12:06,684
Do you think she bought it?
Okay.
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Okay.
261
00:12:10,396 --> 00:12:12,106
Michael hit a deer?
262
00:12:14,901 --> 00:12:18,279
Michael! Michael, there's an
emergency in the warehouse.
263
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An accident? Is somebody hurt?
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No, it's...
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It involves the photograph.
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Oh, god! No, no, no.
267
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Mike, you're a rock star, man!
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You are the man!
269
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Darryl: Yeah! Well done!
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All right. Okay.
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Hit that corporate Booty.
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Roy: Nice to hit it!
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Hello! Hi! Attention, everyone.
274
00:12:54,190 --> 00:12:57,485
Apparently, there is an
e-mail circulating around
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that contains a very pg-13
rated picture of me and a woman.
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Jan.
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No, Kevin, a woman.
Maybe jan, maybe...
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Urgle grue.
279
00:13:07,328 --> 00:13:09,998
My point is that if you get it,
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I would ask that you just
delete it, sight unseen.
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Let's be professional,
all right?
282
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Fee/in '...
Feelin' hot, hot, hot
283
00:13:19,507 --> 00:13:20,925
hey.
284
00:13:21,384 --> 00:13:22,593
What are you doing out here?
285
00:13:22,677 --> 00:13:24,137
Island living, you know.
286
00:13:25,054 --> 00:13:26,222
Jan called.
287
00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:28,266
She's coming in
later to talk to you.
288
00:13:28,725 --> 00:13:29,976
Did she say what it's about?
289
00:13:30,101 --> 00:13:31,394
That's all she said.
290
00:13:44,615 --> 00:13:48,369
Olé, olé, olé olé, olé, olé
291
00:13:48,453 --> 00:13:51,831
olé, olé, olé olé, olé, olé
292
00:13:51,914 --> 00:13:53,916
the people in the party,
hot, hot, hot
293
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I think you dropped this.
294
00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:01,924
You sure?
295
00:14:02,050 --> 00:14:03,051
Definitely.
296
00:14:05,386 --> 00:14:07,555
I have disconnected
the office t1 line.
297
00:14:07,638 --> 00:14:08,741
I have ordered
that be taken down.
298
00:14:08,765 --> 00:14:09,766
All right.
299
00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:12,560
I've destroyed all printouts
from the bathroom.
300
00:14:12,643 --> 00:14:14,479
There are copies
in the bathroom?
301
00:14:14,562 --> 00:14:16,147
There were a lot of them.
302
00:14:16,731 --> 00:14:17,732
All right.
303
00:14:24,197 --> 00:14:25,573
I think I owe you one.
304
00:14:25,907 --> 00:14:26,908
Sorry?
305
00:14:26,991 --> 00:14:28,826
For talking sense into Halpert.
306
00:14:28,910 --> 00:14:31,996
The days inn room 228 was
staring to get really depressing.
307
00:14:32,080 --> 00:14:33,706
Yeah, I know,
don't worry about it.
308
00:14:33,790 --> 00:14:35,792
I mean, he was being ridiculous.
309
00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:39,253
Yeah. But thanks, seriously.
310
00:14:39,337 --> 00:14:40,755
Sure. Okay.
311
00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:48,513
Darryl: Yes!
312
00:14:48,596 --> 00:14:50,098
Yes, what'd I tell you?
313
00:14:50,181 --> 00:14:53,017
I knew he'd turn up.
You see that?
314
00:14:54,394 --> 00:14:56,437
This is the greatest night
of my life.
315
00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:10,326
Who did this to you?
Where is he?
316
00:15:11,369 --> 00:15:12,453
What?
317
00:15:13,079 --> 00:15:16,207
No. It's not... it's nothing.
318
00:15:26,717 --> 00:15:27,969
It's hot in here.
319
00:15:29,262 --> 00:15:30,888
Yeah. Yeah.
320
00:15:40,815 --> 00:15:42,066
Thanks.
321
00:15:46,237 --> 00:15:48,823
You don't need to stay here.
I know.
322
00:16:06,007 --> 00:16:08,718
So you're pmsing
pretty bad, huh?
323
00:16:33,201 --> 00:16:34,827
Jan: Hello, everyone.
324
00:16:35,870 --> 00:16:37,705
Hello, Michael. Hello.
325
00:16:37,788 --> 00:16:39,916
Hi, jan. You look
326
00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:41,918
tan.
327
00:16:42,960 --> 00:16:45,671
I was in scottsdale,
visiting my sister.
328
00:16:46,047 --> 00:16:48,466
Yeah? How was it?
329
00:16:50,051 --> 00:16:51,427
Very sunny.
330
00:16:52,136 --> 00:16:53,471
Family's important.
331
00:16:54,764 --> 00:16:57,099
Michael. I would
like to speak with you
332
00:16:57,183 --> 00:16:58,392
in your office, please.
333
00:16:58,476 --> 00:16:59,685
Okay. Yep.
334
00:17:35,888 --> 00:17:37,390
Why am I here, Michael?
335
00:17:38,599 --> 00:17:39,642
In the last year,
336
00:17:39,725 --> 00:17:42,895
I've gone through a divorce,
an identity theft,
337
00:17:42,979 --> 00:17:46,732
a husband who
would not communicate.
338
00:17:46,816 --> 00:17:47,876
This is neither here nor there.
339
00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:51,153
My psychiatrist thinks that I have
some self-destructive tendencies,
340
00:17:51,237 --> 00:17:53,823
and that for once,
I should indulge them.
341
00:17:54,365 --> 00:17:55,533
Are you following me?
342
00:17:55,616 --> 00:17:56,993
Yes.
343
00:17:57,743 --> 00:18:00,288
I think I owe it to myself
344
00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:03,666
to find some kind of
happiness, you know?
345
00:18:03,749 --> 00:18:08,462
I mean, even... even if it
means lowering my expectations
346
00:18:08,546 --> 00:18:11,007
or redefining the word itself.
347
00:18:11,674 --> 00:18:13,314
Okay, yeah...
This is the thing, you know?
348
00:18:13,342 --> 00:18:17,096
I am attracted to you.
349
00:18:17,847 --> 00:18:22,351
Idont_.ldont
know why, I... but I am,
350
00:18:23,352 --> 00:18:25,354
and I need to
follow my instincts.
351
00:18:26,022 --> 00:18:28,232
At least, that's what
Dr. Perry thinks.
352
00:18:29,066 --> 00:18:30,735
Who's Dr. Perry? I...
353
00:18:30,818 --> 00:18:32,778
This is the point, okay?
354
00:18:32,862 --> 00:18:34,530
You're wrong for me.
355
00:18:38,284 --> 00:18:39,285
In every way.
356
00:18:39,994 --> 00:18:40,995
But I still...
357
00:18:41,078 --> 00:18:42,079
Well, I...
358
00:18:43,539 --> 00:18:45,583
Find myself wanting
359
00:18:48,878 --> 00:18:50,171
to be with you.
360
00:18:52,506 --> 00:18:54,800
And I to you,
361
00:18:55,885 --> 00:19:00,222
in addition,
feel the same feelings
362
00:19:00,890 --> 00:19:03,267
that you are, as well.
363
00:19:09,857 --> 00:19:11,233
Good. Good.
364
00:19:15,696 --> 00:19:19,158
So, thanks for coming by.
365
00:19:19,241 --> 00:19:20,242
Yes...
366
00:19:21,410 --> 00:19:22,828
Oh. Good. Okay.
367
00:19:22,912 --> 00:19:23,913
Okay.
368
00:19:25,414 --> 00:19:27,667
Thank you for taking the time.
369
00:19:27,750 --> 00:19:29,877
Well, thanks for coming over.
I appreciate...
370
00:19:35,216 --> 00:19:36,801
Wait 15 minutes, okay?
371
00:19:36,884 --> 00:19:39,136
Then find an excuse and
meet me at your condo, okay?
372
00:19:39,220 --> 00:19:40,346
Okay.
373
00:19:43,432 --> 00:19:44,433
Jan?
374
00:19:47,103 --> 00:19:48,979
You complete me.
375
00:19:54,944 --> 00:19:55,945
Oh, god.
376
00:20:01,659 --> 00:20:02,743
Hey.
377
00:20:04,537 --> 00:20:07,164
You remember when we were
planning our honeymoon,
378
00:20:07,248 --> 00:20:11,085
and you wanted to go to Hawaii
and I wanted to go to Mexico?
379
00:20:11,752 --> 00:20:12,878
Yeah.
380
00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:16,132
I was definitely right.
381
00:20:22,680 --> 00:20:24,056
Oh, brother.
382
00:20:26,100 --> 00:20:27,893
What am I gonna do?
383
00:20:27,977 --> 00:20:30,187
I'm gonna hang it up at home.
384
00:20:31,188 --> 00:20:33,232
I don't have a lot of art.
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