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This is fun, isn't it?
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You OK?
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If you don't look down, it's fine.
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Can you slow down, please?
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Look at the sea!
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Can you slow down, please?
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Yeah!
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HORN BLASTS
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Jesus Christ!
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You all right?
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Are you OK?
Please stop asking me that.
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And it would be great if you could
not just tell everyone about it...
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I'm not going to. I just
don't want you to talk about it, OK?
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I know. It's not like a story
for everyone to enjoy. I know. OK.
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Jesus!
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GIRL SQUEALS
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Look, a goat!
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Wow. Did you see the goat?
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DRIVER SPEAKS GREEK
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What, sorry?
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I didn't get...
What did you say?
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I think he's saying it's a bad omen.
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Why are we doing this?
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Because they are our friends
and it's going to be fun.
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Nothing fun ever happens
when someone says, "It'll be fun."
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GOAT BLEATS
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Efharisto. Thank you. OK, guys.
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Oh, my...
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It's amazing, isn't it?
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Yeah, it's beautiful.
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SHE SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY
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Hey, guys!
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It's Zoe and Dan! Hi!
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Yassou!
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Ah, you made it!
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Hey, Jess!
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Oh, hi!
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Hello, mate! Hi, man, how are you?
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Hey, kids!
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How are you doing? You look great.
Thanks, man.
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You too.
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I mean, obviously you haven't
been in the gym as much as I have.
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THEY LAUGH
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But that's fine. Hey, Solomon.
Hey, stranger.
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Oh, hey, guys! Hi!
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This is all right, isn't it?
I mean, look at the view!
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It's amazing!
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All right. Bye.
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I'm away, I'm on annual leave!
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I've missed you so much!
Me too.
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We're so shit at getting together.
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It's crazy.
We all live in the same city,
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and we have to come to Greece
to see you.
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I know. I'm sorry.
No, you're busy. We're all busy.
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How are you?
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Are you all healed up?
Yeah, I'm good. Yeah. Yeah.
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Er, rooms? Er, top of the stairs,
blue door. Lovely.
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Oh!
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Ah. Yeah.
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New nanny. Lea.
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Had to hire her for the holiday
when the full-time bailed.
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She's French, so bilingual,
which is great for Henry, obviously.
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But, you know...
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..tits out. Yeah.
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Hello! ALL: Hi. Hello!
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I want to welcome you to the house.
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I hope that everything
is good for you? Oh, thank you.
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It's brilliant. Thank you so much.
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Please do not drink the water.
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And do not put the paper
in the toilet.
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The plumbing's very old
on the island.
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Please use the bins.
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O...K.
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Absolutely. For sure.
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We'll definitely do that.
Thank you.
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I mean, it's a bit primitive,
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but that's what makes it gorgeous,
in a way.
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Like Ibiza before everyone
found out about it.
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Which room is it?
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Oh, er, I'll find it. Come on, kids.
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Who's in that room?
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I don't know.
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I bet it's Sol and Jess.
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Yeah, could be.
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They always get the big room.
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I think they got here early
to bagsy it.
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Well, we had to get the later
flight, didn't we? Yeah, I know
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we had to get the cheapest,
shittest flight, thank you.
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And Jess booked the villa, so...
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Yeah - somewhere we can barely
afford, and it's so typical of Jess
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to make everyone split the cost,
and then do the best out of it.
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We can always swap in a few days.
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No-one in the history of the world
has ever swapped rooms
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during a holiday.
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Come on. Once the bag is on the bed,
it's like a done deal.
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I love this room anyway.
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TOILET FLUSHES, PLUMBING GURGLES
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Hey. Hey. Hi.
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So our bedroom is basically
a car door off the communal toilet.
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We've done well with this room.
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It's not the normal single friends
shit twin. Yeah.
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It's going to be good to be offline.
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Don't have to respond
to all those Hinge freaks.
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Have you got any good ones
for me to laugh at?
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Oh, loads of bleak
bathroom mirror selfies,
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and one old man with his washing
flapping in the background.
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I'm like, "Sir, at least
put your washing away
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"for your profile pic, please!"
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I think that sounds quite hot.
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Oh, shall we do our cocktail bar
this evening?
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Yes, of course.
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PHONE PINGS
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Er, sorry, are you going to be on
your phone the whole of the holiday?
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No! You're going
to have my full attention. Good!
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PHONE PINGS
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There's a swim window now.
Just go out there and have a swim.
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Hey, can you... Can you see it?
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No. Not...really.
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Honestly, it's going to be
so good to be away.
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Yeah. Yeah, you say that but...
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..it's still us, though, isn't it?
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Please just get out there into the
pool and have a really good time.
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Yeah? Yeah.
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Hey-hey! Hey!
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Hey! Hi!
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You on the beers already?
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Do you want one?
Er, maybe in a minute. OK.
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Hi. Hi.
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How's the room?
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It's great.
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We can always swap if you...
if you want?
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No!
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Oh, my God!
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Avery!
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She got so big! How did that happen?
Yeah...
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I don't know. She's beautiful.
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She feels more like a sister now.
It's so cute.
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Only took me about ten years
of negotiation with Lisa
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to let her come. Mm.
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That one's still small, though.
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Small, but such a big energy.
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Just had his birthday.
Oh, how old is he? Three, four?
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He's seven. No! Is he? Jacob!
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You're his godfather!
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SHE LAUGHS
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Oh, you missed a bit there, mate.
Sorry?
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Just wondering
who brought the ghost. Solomon!
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I just... I just burn really easily.
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How's the leg? Yeah, it's good.
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What happened to your leg?
He had an accident.
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What kind of accident? Car.
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How long ago was that now?
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Six months? You were actually
really lucky.
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Thank God.
Could have been so much worse.
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Yeah.
I guess you didn't die, right?
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Yeah, that is good.
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Does anyone else want
something to eat or drink?
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Oh, we haven't done a big shop yet.
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But, er...I thought we'd just
do a kitty for basics. Oh.
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I mean, no nuts, obviously,
because of Henry.
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But if everyone just sticks in what,
I don't know...
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..200 euros for now?
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Yeah, great. Yeah.
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Then if everyone does
just one big evening meal,
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something that they want to do...
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I mean, it's not a competition
or anything.
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But maybe something special.
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Is that... Is that OK? Yeah, yeah,
yeah! You sure? Of course, yes.
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OK, great. Great.
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Well, tomorrow we'll do
a big barbecue.
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Nice. Who wants to take on
the first-night feast?
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We can do it.
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Yeah.
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Dan's the master of the kitchen,
as you know. Yeah.
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So, yeah, we can do it.
We want to do it.
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Yeah. Ace.
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The seafood here's meant to be
unbelievable.
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I bet, it's so fresh here.
You could just do that!
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That's a good idea. Yeah.
We could just do that.
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Yes! Seafood feast is
tonight's special!
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Mm.
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It would be really great
if you just wouldn't speak for me.
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I know, I didn't mean to.
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You don't always have to be the
first to volunteer for everything.
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I know that,
but no-one else was stepping up.
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I just, you know...
I'm just saying.
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OK.
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Look at this! Wow. OK.
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Gorgeous.
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Do you know how to play backgammon?
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No.
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I'll teach you.
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Hey, happy hour every day.
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Come enjoy. It's right up the hill.
No, thank you.
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We're good, thanks, mate.
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Thank you. OK. Maybe next time.
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Do you think he's a refugee?
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I don't know.
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Sorry, is that 23 euro
for one fish?
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Er, I think so. Oh, fuck.
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We'd need like four.
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Well, look, no,
they look pretty big.
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We could probably get away
with two.
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We can't come back with a quarter
of a fucking fish each, Zoe.
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Well, get three, then.
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But what's that, like, 70 euro!
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Are we going to have anything left
for the rest of the holiday?
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We won't be doing every meal,
will we?
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We could just get a lobster.
One lobster? Yeah.
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One lobster between eight?
What the fuck? Could you not...
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Could you not shout, please?
What? I'm not shouting! It's just...
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It's just very hot.
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We're in Greece in August!
Of course it's hot!
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That's why we came here.
We didn't want to be cold any more.
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Take this off.
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Take it off.
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Better? Yeah, thank you.
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OK. Let's just take a look at it.
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Oh, thank you.
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Just looking.
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This is all fucking rank.
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No-one's going to know.
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You're going to make
something amazing
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and everyone's going to love it.
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Maybe you can do that thing.
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Do you remember, with the diced
potatoes? Do we have any paprika?
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Cos that was amazing, what you did.
We've only got two potatoes.
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Hey, guys. Guys, hi!
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Oh, look here! It's more of
the Paradeisos gang! Hi.
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Oh, no, no, no,
you don't want to shop there.
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The food's as ancient
as the Acropolis!
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Oh, yeah! No.
We just got basics.
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Well, phew! I'm Flick,
and this is my husband James.
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Kalispera!
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We were just saying
to your delightful friends
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that we're the "locals",
for our sins.
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Yeah, we came here to tap into
the creative energy of the place
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and then just never left.
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There's an incredible
Arts and Crafts scene here.
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Arachne weaves gorgeous things!
All very artisanal.
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Rough old ladies' fingers work
silky things with a special magic,
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don't they? Yes, they do.
She'll fleece you, so beware.
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SHE LAUGHS POLITELY
You do have plenty of bottled water,
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don't you? Er... Yeah, some.
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There's no mains supply
on this fair little isle.
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Don't have the pipes.
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They bring it out on a boat
once a week, fill everyone's tanks.
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It's so sweet. Can't drink it.
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No, just don't, don't drink it.
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Stock up like you're prepping
for the apocalypse.
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We're going to have a little soiree
on Friday.
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You know, just drinks
and meze nibbles, all very Greek!
253
00:14:05,880 --> 00:14:08,560
And we will insist that you join us.
254
00:14:08,560 --> 00:14:10,160
THEY GIGGLE
255
00:14:10,160 --> 00:14:13,200
I'm afraid we will insist.
256
00:14:13,200 --> 00:14:15,520
That sounds lovely. Thank you.
257
00:14:15,520 --> 00:14:16,640
Good. Wonderful.
258
00:14:16,640 --> 00:14:19,880
Ya-hara, guys! Good to meet you.
Lovely to meet you. Bye.
259
00:14:23,920 --> 00:14:25,240
What the fuck?
260
00:14:26,280 --> 00:14:27,920
I'm so sorry.
261
00:14:29,480 --> 00:14:31,480
Oh, my God. You do know
you're going to meze nibbles
262
00:14:31,480 --> 00:14:33,160
on your own with them,
don't you? Oh, stop!
263
00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:37,800
They came and they never left.
264
00:14:37,800 --> 00:14:39,880
How long have you been
talking to them?
265
00:14:39,880 --> 00:14:43,680
Oh, well, we were just walking out
and they just accosted us.
266
00:14:43,680 --> 00:14:45,840
LAUGHTER
267
00:15:12,120 --> 00:15:13,400
Zoe!
268
00:15:17,800 --> 00:15:19,360
Zoe?
269
00:15:20,400 --> 00:15:21,760
Come on.
270
00:15:40,600 --> 00:15:41,840
Lea!
271
00:15:42,960 --> 00:15:45,000
Lea!
272
00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:48,200
You have to have your eyes open
when Henry's by the pool!
273
00:15:50,280 --> 00:15:53,160
Guys, this is Will.
274
00:15:53,160 --> 00:15:54,800
Jacob's friend. Hi.
275
00:15:54,800 --> 00:15:57,320
Hi! Hi.
276
00:15:58,680 --> 00:16:00,600
Great to see you!
I didn't know you...
277
00:16:00,600 --> 00:16:02,200
He's been island-hopping
with friends. Yeah.
278
00:16:02,200 --> 00:16:05,440
Sorry, I thought I'd come and
say hi. Is that...? Yeah! Course.
279
00:16:06,880 --> 00:16:09,720
I said he is more than welcome
to jump in the pool.
280
00:16:11,760 --> 00:16:13,320
Shall... Er, yeah.
281
00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:18,600
Shall we open the cocktail bar now?
Yes! Yes! Let's do it. Great.
282
00:16:18,600 --> 00:16:20,280
Thanks.
283
00:16:20,280 --> 00:16:23,120
I'll just get Will...
I mean...
284
00:16:23,120 --> 00:16:25,080
Yeah?
285
00:16:25,080 --> 00:16:26,800
Sure. Yeah. Give him the tour?
286
00:16:26,800 --> 00:16:28,960
OK, perfect. Great. OK.
287
00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:32,840
Hey!
288
00:16:32,840 --> 00:16:34,680
Is he staying for dinner?
Er...
289
00:16:34,680 --> 00:16:37,120
I might go for a swim.
Do you want to go for a swim?
290
00:16:37,120 --> 00:16:38,320
Not right now - maybe later.
291
00:16:39,360 --> 00:16:41,800
Oh, for God's sake.
They look fine!
292
00:16:53,200 --> 00:16:55,200
So what do you do, Solomon?
293
00:16:55,200 --> 00:16:57,080
I'm an actor. Oh, nice.
294
00:16:57,080 --> 00:16:58,640
Have you been in anything
I would have seen?
295
00:16:58,640 --> 00:17:00,600
He's in loads of stuff.
Yeah! You were in that...
296
00:17:00,600 --> 00:17:02,960
That detective thing!
My dad loves that show.
297
00:17:02,960 --> 00:17:04,520
That was lots of fun.
298
00:17:04,520 --> 00:17:06,880
But I wanted to explore
other things.
299
00:17:06,880 --> 00:17:08,400
What are you up to now?
300
00:17:08,400 --> 00:17:12,400
An exciting project bubbling away,
but I can't really say too much.
301
00:17:12,400 --> 00:17:14,680
We really enjoyed
your return to the stage. Yes.
302
00:17:14,680 --> 00:17:16,720
We loved it. I cried a lot.
303
00:17:16,720 --> 00:17:19,160
Oh, me too. It was so beautiful.
304
00:17:19,160 --> 00:17:21,880
Yes, you're so alive on screen.
305
00:17:24,560 --> 00:17:26,080
I'm an actress.
306
00:17:28,960 --> 00:17:30,400
Great.
307
00:17:30,400 --> 00:17:33,160
Look, we can pad it all out
with the rice.
308
00:17:33,160 --> 00:17:35,200
I thought we were doing potatoes?
309
00:17:35,200 --> 00:17:36,840
We can do them as well.
310
00:17:36,840 --> 00:17:39,960
You can't do rice AND potatoes.
It's too much starch.
311
00:17:45,560 --> 00:17:47,240
HE TAPS FISH
312
00:17:47,240 --> 00:17:50,240
How the fuck
am I going to defrost that?
313
00:17:50,240 --> 00:17:51,880
Er...boiling water?
314
00:17:54,320 --> 00:17:58,120
Sorry, can we just... Can you just
get that outside, please?
315
00:17:58,120 --> 00:17:59,600
No! Henry, shall we just...
316
00:17:59,600 --> 00:18:01,440
Shall we just take that outside?
317
00:18:01,440 --> 00:18:04,600
Give it back! Get off!
I'll give it back in a second.
318
00:18:04,600 --> 00:18:08,040
Sorry! Thought there might be
a bit more space out here.
319
00:18:08,040 --> 00:18:09,600
There you go, go and show your mum.
320
00:18:09,600 --> 00:18:10,840
Come here, come here.
321
00:18:10,840 --> 00:18:13,040
Stop it playing with that
for the moment...
322
00:18:13,040 --> 00:18:16,120
Excuse me, Henry,
you do not hit me, OK?
323
00:18:16,120 --> 00:18:17,680
I will not reward bad behaviour.
324
00:18:18,600 --> 00:18:19,800
What do you do, Will?
325
00:18:19,800 --> 00:18:21,840
I make online content.
326
00:18:21,840 --> 00:18:23,440
What content?
327
00:18:24,680 --> 00:18:26,720
Er, loads of different
kinds of content.
328
00:18:26,720 --> 00:18:30,280
I'm sort of figuring out what spaces
I want to make content in.
329
00:18:30,280 --> 00:18:33,240
How do you make the content?
Do you write it or..?
330
00:18:33,240 --> 00:18:36,040
It's a millennial job, Nat. I'm not
a millennial. I mean, I can't talk.
331
00:18:36,040 --> 00:18:38,400
Zoe is the only one here
with a proper job.
332
00:18:38,400 --> 00:18:40,520
Teaching in a comp is...
It's hardcore.
333
00:18:40,520 --> 00:18:42,080
She's at the coalface.
It's true. I mean,
334
00:18:42,080 --> 00:18:45,040
it makes running your own children's
designer clothes business look easy!
335
00:18:45,040 --> 00:18:47,280
I don't know how you do it, Zoe.
Oh, God.
336
00:18:47,280 --> 00:18:49,600
I don't know. I just...
I'm actually Gen Z.
337
00:18:49,600 --> 00:18:51,040
You know, I'm a Zoomer.
338
00:18:51,040 --> 00:18:53,240
Zoe, come and sit down.
339
00:18:53,240 --> 00:18:55,480
Oh, yeah. Please. OK. Sorry.
340
00:18:55,480 --> 00:18:57,960
Hey, is Dan all right with the...?
Yeah! All good. Yeah.
341
00:18:57,960 --> 00:19:00,160
Does he need any help?
What? No!
342
00:19:00,160 --> 00:19:01,560
No.
343
00:19:01,560 --> 00:19:02,680
I'm a Zoomer too.
344
00:19:02,680 --> 00:19:04,680
No, you're not, babe.
345
00:19:04,680 --> 00:19:06,520
Yeah, I'm right on the cusp.
346
00:19:06,520 --> 00:19:08,240
I'm always getting ID'd
when I buy drinks.
347
00:19:08,240 --> 00:19:09,840
People think you're under 18?
348
00:19:09,840 --> 00:19:13,120
No, hold on. Listen.
That happened once!
349
00:19:13,120 --> 00:19:16,320
OK. About five, maybe six years ago.
I'm the baby of the group.
350
00:19:16,320 --> 00:19:18,520
OK? I didn't go to university
with this lot.
351
00:19:18,520 --> 00:19:20,960
We met years later,
after his first marriage -
352
00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:23,160
which is why he has
the teenage daughter.
353
00:19:23,160 --> 00:19:24,520
Er...
354
00:19:24,520 --> 00:19:26,080
..and we fell in love.
355
00:19:27,280 --> 00:19:28,680
Agh!
356
00:19:29,920 --> 00:19:33,600
Lea! Sorry, would you mind
taking him?
357
00:19:33,600 --> 00:19:35,920
I'm just...
I'm going to have a shower.
358
00:19:35,920 --> 00:19:38,080
And also is it all right for you
not to smoke in front of the kids?
359
00:19:44,080 --> 00:19:46,720
Zoe! Oh! Just a sec...
360
00:19:49,120 --> 00:19:51,680
Zoe? Jesus Christ!
361
00:19:52,960 --> 00:19:54,560
It's all fallen apart.
362
00:19:55,880 --> 00:19:57,520
I need to start again,
but I can't, can I,
363
00:19:57,520 --> 00:19:59,160
because we don't have
any fucking more!
364
00:20:01,920 --> 00:20:03,760
OK...
365
00:20:03,760 --> 00:20:06,480
I don't even know where to
start with that. OK.
366
00:20:06,480 --> 00:20:09,360
Let's just get all this in here.
367
00:20:09,360 --> 00:20:11,480
Zoe, no! It's...
368
00:20:11,480 --> 00:20:13,120
You cannot serve that to people.
369
00:20:13,120 --> 00:20:16,000
There's a tail there. Amazing.
Yeah.
370
00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:17,840
I think we can make a spine here...
371
00:20:17,840 --> 00:20:20,560
No, there's so many bones...
There's so many bones.
372
00:20:20,560 --> 00:20:22,320
Yeah, but fish have bones,
it's fine.
373
00:20:22,320 --> 00:20:24,240
They're going to expect that.
374
00:20:24,240 --> 00:20:25,440
I think it's good.
375
00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:28,600
And we've still got the rice
and the potatoes.
376
00:20:30,840 --> 00:20:33,160
Er...I think the kids are hungry.
377
00:20:34,920 --> 00:20:36,480
Voila.
378
00:20:54,160 --> 00:20:56,160
I love rustic.
379
00:20:56,160 --> 00:21:00,480
But I'm sorry,
this villa is not four stars.
380
00:21:00,480 --> 00:21:03,320
Mm. Three at best.
381
00:21:03,320 --> 00:21:05,080
Where even are we?
382
00:21:05,080 --> 00:21:08,280
In the middle of nowhere,
like in the sea.
383
00:21:08,280 --> 00:21:10,080
Peaceful, though, isn't it?
384
00:21:11,280 --> 00:21:12,840
Shall I just wear this?
385
00:21:13,840 --> 00:21:15,480
Huh?
386
00:21:15,480 --> 00:21:18,400
Shall I not bother with
a dress tonight?
387
00:21:18,400 --> 00:21:20,720
Do it. You look lovely.
388
00:21:25,520 --> 00:21:28,000
I told you we shouldn't have
bought Henry that bloody car.
389
00:21:33,040 --> 00:21:36,960
I promise there's no cheese
on that one.
390
00:21:49,200 --> 00:21:51,080
Nice work with Will!
391
00:21:51,080 --> 00:21:53,160
But do his mummy and daddy
know he's here?
392
00:21:53,160 --> 00:21:55,560
HE LAUGHS
393
00:21:53,160 --> 00:21:55,560
He's 23.
394
00:21:55,560 --> 00:21:58,680
No, I get it. He's fit.
How did you meet? Online.
395
00:21:58,680 --> 00:22:00,600
And he just showed up?
396
00:22:00,600 --> 00:22:02,320
Yeah. I know.
397
00:22:03,520 --> 00:22:05,920
Did you invite him? No.
398
00:22:05,920 --> 00:22:07,640
Er, not really.
399
00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:10,840
He just happened to be
in Greece at the same time?
400
00:22:10,840 --> 00:22:13,600
Yeah. I mean, well,
I did tell him I was coming here,
401
00:22:13,600 --> 00:22:15,320
but I don't think
that was the reason.
402
00:22:17,960 --> 00:22:19,600
Is he staying the night?
403
00:22:19,600 --> 00:22:20,960
I don't think so.
404
00:22:20,960 --> 00:22:23,800
I mean, there isn't really
the bed space...is there?
405
00:22:25,040 --> 00:22:26,360
No.
406
00:22:26,360 --> 00:22:29,960
There is that bed
in the kitchen/bedroom area.
407
00:22:29,960 --> 00:22:32,480
The farmer used to sleep on it
with the animals, apparently.
408
00:22:33,560 --> 00:22:35,240
Mmm.
409
00:22:37,520 --> 00:22:40,200
Hi. Just going to have a shower.
410
00:22:46,560 --> 00:22:47,840
LAUGHTER
411
00:22:47,840 --> 00:22:51,440
JESS AND SOLOMON CHATTER
412
00:22:51,440 --> 00:22:54,800
"She floated gently
above wild flowers,
413
00:22:54,800 --> 00:22:58,920
"and with a single flutter, hundreds
of butterflies rose around her
414
00:22:58,920 --> 00:23:02,120
"like a living rainbow.
The air sparkled."
415
00:23:02,120 --> 00:23:04,720
Theo. "The air sparkled with magic."
416
00:23:05,880 --> 00:23:09,000
No, I've not spoken to Dad
about the stuff in the attic,
417
00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:11,520
but if he hasn't wanted it
for 20 years, he probably...
418
00:23:12,640 --> 00:23:15,560
OK, Mum.
I could message him if you want?
419
00:23:19,040 --> 00:23:21,200
LAUGHTER AND CHATTER OUTSIDE
420
00:23:21,200 --> 00:23:23,000
It's really beautiful here.
421
00:23:24,320 --> 00:23:26,720
No, yeah. You go and do that.
Sorry.
422
00:23:26,720 --> 00:23:28,840
Yes. I'll call you tomorrow.
423
00:23:29,840 --> 00:23:31,280
Lots of love.
424
00:24:09,320 --> 00:24:11,720
LAUGHTER
425
00:24:09,320 --> 00:24:11,720
..that dance you did.
426
00:24:11,720 --> 00:24:14,200
Oh, my God! That was so intense.
427
00:24:14,200 --> 00:24:16,400
My God. Dan, do it!
428
00:24:16,400 --> 00:24:18,320
Come on.
429
00:24:16,400 --> 00:24:18,320
THEY CHANT
430
00:24:18,320 --> 00:24:20,320
Oh, come on!
How drunk do we have to get you?
431
00:24:20,320 --> 00:24:22,120
I think we'll leave
the dancing up to you.
432
00:24:22,120 --> 00:24:26,040
I think I maybe just saw a scorpion?
433
00:24:26,040 --> 00:24:27,800
Oh... Oh, I don't think you did.
434
00:24:29,240 --> 00:24:30,760
Yeah, I'm not sure.
435
00:24:30,760 --> 00:24:33,360
Do you know if the Greek ones
are poisonous? No.
436
00:24:33,360 --> 00:24:35,120
There don't have scorpions here.
437
00:24:35,120 --> 00:24:37,840
But if you saw one, they...
They probably do.
438
00:24:39,560 --> 00:24:43,440
Sorry, is it an underscore
or a hyphen? The Wi-Fi password.
439
00:24:43,440 --> 00:24:44,920
It's on the box.
440
00:24:44,920 --> 00:24:47,240
Yes, thank you. I've looked
on the box, and it's ambiguous.
441
00:24:47,240 --> 00:24:48,960
Well, Dan's cooked us a banquet!
442
00:24:48,960 --> 00:24:52,720
And you need to play catch-up.
Yeah. Get that down you. Thanks.
443
00:24:53,840 --> 00:24:55,320
Did you turn it down?
444
00:24:55,320 --> 00:24:56,520
Huh?
445
00:24:56,520 --> 00:24:58,280
Did you turn the food down?
446
00:24:58,280 --> 00:24:59,640
Yeah.
447
00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:03,320
I just...
448
00:25:03,320 --> 00:25:04,840
Just going to...
449
00:25:34,120 --> 00:25:37,120
It's just fresh fish.
Some fresh fish.
450
00:25:37,120 --> 00:25:39,320
Wonderful. It's burnt.
451
00:25:39,320 --> 00:25:40,840
I'm sorry about that.
452
00:25:40,840 --> 00:25:43,320
No, it's not. Would anyone like
some potato salad?
453
00:25:43,320 --> 00:25:45,360
They're local Greek potatoes
from the ground.
454
00:25:46,920 --> 00:25:48,640
Is it hake?
455
00:25:48,640 --> 00:25:52,160
I think so. I thought it was
sea bass, from the market?
456
00:25:52,160 --> 00:25:53,720
Yes. We're not sure.
457
00:25:53,720 --> 00:25:55,800
What? Yes, we are.
It's really fresh.
458
00:25:55,800 --> 00:25:57,800
Which one's the one
we're not supposed to have now?
459
00:25:57,800 --> 00:26:01,120
Cod? No, I think cod's fine now,
isn't it? Yeah, yeah, that's fine.
460
00:26:01,120 --> 00:26:02,960
But this is hake?
461
00:26:02,960 --> 00:26:04,960
Mmm. The fisherman probably
wouldn't have told you
462
00:26:04,960 --> 00:26:06,520
if it was one of the bad ones,
though, would he?
463
00:26:06,520 --> 00:26:08,160
He's a local guy
with a little boat,
464
00:26:08,160 --> 00:26:11,440
it's not big commercial fishing.
Exactly. Probably line-caught.
465
00:26:11,440 --> 00:26:13,720
You know we should all be
eating mussels now.
466
00:26:13,720 --> 00:26:16,560
They've got all the protein you need
and they actually clean the seabed.
467
00:26:16,560 --> 00:26:19,760
Oh! I heard the sea's going to be
dead in like five to ten years.
468
00:26:19,760 --> 00:26:21,080
Mm.
469
00:26:21,080 --> 00:26:23,840
Shit. Oh, I'll stick to veggies.
470
00:26:23,840 --> 00:26:25,360
What?
471
00:26:25,360 --> 00:26:28,520
I'm basically plant-based.
Seriously?
472
00:26:28,520 --> 00:26:31,560
I'm pretty much vegetarian now.
Just eat chicken and fish.
473
00:26:31,560 --> 00:26:33,840
Then you're not a vegetarian.
But I do want to be.
474
00:26:33,840 --> 00:26:37,520
Yeah, you're like me.
Emotionally I am. I mean, I was.
475
00:26:37,520 --> 00:26:40,880
But you're not now? I kind of
don't like to label myself.
476
00:26:40,880 --> 00:26:42,360
Eat the fish, then.
477
00:26:44,720 --> 00:26:48,120
I'll have a teeny bit.
Just not the eye, please.
478
00:26:48,120 --> 00:26:50,840
Yeah, I'm OK for the eye
as well, thanks.
479
00:26:52,360 --> 00:26:55,520
I wouldn't eat an octopus either.
Cos they're as clever as a dog.
480
00:26:55,520 --> 00:26:58,120
They're all just fucking fish!
They're idiots! Just eat them!
481
00:27:08,600 --> 00:27:10,200
I'm on the paleo.
482
00:27:11,560 --> 00:27:13,520
Pretty much all meat.
483
00:27:14,800 --> 00:27:17,200
But I am trying to cut down
on red meat.
484
00:27:17,200 --> 00:27:19,680
That's the really bad one, isn't it?
Yeah. Yeah.
485
00:27:28,600 --> 00:27:30,720
This was yummy. Well done, guys.
486
00:27:30,720 --> 00:27:32,360
Yes, so good. Yes, well done, Dan.
487
00:27:32,360 --> 00:27:34,240
Well, thank you both.
It was delicious.
488
00:27:34,240 --> 00:27:35,680
Well, it wasn't.
489
00:27:35,680 --> 00:27:39,080
But, hey. That's, er,
to be expected, I guess.
490
00:27:43,760 --> 00:27:45,760
I propose a toast!
491
00:27:45,760 --> 00:27:48,160
To all of us.
To friendship.
492
00:27:48,160 --> 00:27:49,760
And good times.
Friendship and good times.
493
00:27:49,760 --> 00:27:51,520
To getting through the bad times!
494
00:27:51,520 --> 00:27:53,120
Oh! Buzzkill alert!
495
00:27:53,120 --> 00:27:55,160
This is getting a bit serious now.
496
00:27:55,160 --> 00:27:57,520
Yeah, like we've been through a war
or something. Yeah, right.
497
00:27:57,520 --> 00:27:59,240
Well, I think it's all relative,
isn't it?
498
00:27:59,240 --> 00:28:03,640
Maybe some of us have had a really
bad time and it's OK to say that.
499
00:28:08,840 --> 00:28:10,800
Sorry, mate. He's fine.
500
00:28:10,800 --> 00:28:13,000
You went through something
traumatic.
501
00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:15,240
No! It's fine. He's fine now.
You're doing great.
502
00:28:15,240 --> 00:28:17,080
I'm not sure he really wants to...
Something like that
503
00:28:17,080 --> 00:28:19,160
can really make you
appreciate things, can't it?
504
00:28:19,160 --> 00:28:20,920
I mean, it puts everything
into perspective, doesn't it?
505
00:28:20,920 --> 00:28:22,440
And you're back working full-time
now.
506
00:28:22,440 --> 00:28:24,880
I do not know how you managed
to keep your business going.
507
00:28:24,880 --> 00:28:27,080
Really, hats off.
When you were in the hospital
508
00:28:27,080 --> 00:28:28,600
and you weren't even
allowed visitors,
509
00:28:28,600 --> 00:28:31,800
we were all imagined the worst.
I was so scared.
510
00:28:31,800 --> 00:28:34,480
But look at you now.
It's amazing, really.
511
00:28:34,480 --> 00:28:36,000
You... You are amazing. Yes.
512
00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:37,400
He's doing great.
513
00:28:37,400 --> 00:28:40,640
Really great. No. I'm not doing
that great, really.
514
00:28:43,800 --> 00:28:45,480
Sorry about that, guys.
515
00:28:47,640 --> 00:28:49,160
So the business went to shit.
516
00:28:50,200 --> 00:28:51,600
Went bust.
517
00:28:51,600 --> 00:28:52,880
Just FYI.
518
00:28:55,480 --> 00:28:57,160
I'm sorry to hear that, mate.
519
00:28:57,160 --> 00:28:59,200
Thanks. Yeah.
520
00:29:00,600 --> 00:29:01,800
That was before...
521
00:29:04,520 --> 00:29:06,320
It's a... It's a bit of a...
522
00:29:06,320 --> 00:29:07,560
You know?
523
00:29:09,880 --> 00:29:12,040
Because I wanted to do something
with my life, you know,
524
00:29:12,040 --> 00:29:13,680
something big that meant something.
525
00:29:14,800 --> 00:29:16,360
But I fucked it up.
526
00:29:17,920 --> 00:29:20,720
I mean, of course I did, right?
527
00:29:20,720 --> 00:29:24,840
But...but the thing is that it made
me think, what is the point?
528
00:29:24,840 --> 00:29:27,920
Of me? What am I...for?
529
00:29:27,920 --> 00:29:29,600
And I couldn't...
530
00:29:29,600 --> 00:29:32,280
I couldn't really work
that one out, unfortunately.
531
00:29:32,280 --> 00:29:33,960
So I...
532
00:29:33,960 --> 00:29:36,840
I mean, you could call it
whatever you want to call it. I...
533
00:29:36,840 --> 00:29:38,200
I sort of went mad.
534
00:29:39,720 --> 00:29:43,000
I went to the dark side!
Into... Into a big black hole.
535
00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:45,640
Down to the fucking bottom!
536
00:29:45,640 --> 00:29:47,120
As far as you can go.
537
00:29:50,880 --> 00:29:52,360
It wasn't an accident.
538
00:29:55,360 --> 00:29:57,240
I didn't have an accident.
539
00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:04,560
But I didn't die.
540
00:30:04,560 --> 00:30:06,680
Which is...good.
541
00:30:09,040 --> 00:30:15,680
So, yeah, here I am.
I'm a... I'm a mad, skint loser.
542
00:30:15,680 --> 00:30:17,320
But I'm here.
543
00:30:18,480 --> 00:30:20,680
Which is something. Isn't it?
544
00:30:23,240 --> 00:30:25,800
So, yeah, maybe I should
feel grateful for that.
545
00:30:25,800 --> 00:30:28,360
Maybe I should feel lucky.
546
00:30:28,360 --> 00:30:32,000
But I can't honestly say
that I feel great.
547
00:30:38,760 --> 00:30:40,280
Cheers, everyone!
548
00:30:48,040 --> 00:30:50,800
DISTANT BELL RINGS
549
00:31:03,640 --> 00:31:05,480
That's really beautiful, isn't it?
550
00:31:05,480 --> 00:31:07,320
Yeah. Really, really lovely.
551
00:31:10,720 --> 00:31:12,360
God, I'm so sorry.
552
00:31:12,360 --> 00:31:14,320
Why didn't you tell me?
553
00:31:14,320 --> 00:31:16,200
I mean, it's...
554
00:31:16,200 --> 00:31:18,880
It's been quite difficult.
But I didn't want to worry you,
555
00:31:18,880 --> 00:31:21,400
and I also didn't want to spoil
the holiday, you know?
556
00:31:21,400 --> 00:31:24,200
Yeah, I get that.
Is he talking to someone?
557
00:31:24,200 --> 00:31:26,440
Er, he won't go.
558
00:31:26,440 --> 00:31:29,680
Oh, I love you.
How are you so lovely?
559
00:31:29,680 --> 00:31:31,680
You're always
looking after everyone.
560
00:31:31,680 --> 00:31:33,280
Coming to this island was your idea.
561
00:31:33,280 --> 00:31:35,160
You're the glue
that holds us all together.
562
00:31:35,160 --> 00:31:36,840
You're totally the glue.
563
00:31:36,840 --> 00:31:39,360
Guys, I'm basically,
I'm just so happy.
564
00:31:39,360 --> 00:31:41,360
It's OK if you're not.
No, I am!
565
00:31:41,360 --> 00:31:45,040
We're all here together -
what's not to be happy about?!
566
00:31:45,040 --> 00:31:46,400
Right?
567
00:32:01,400 --> 00:32:02,680
Oh, hey.
568
00:32:02,680 --> 00:32:04,240
Thanks for dinner.
569
00:32:04,240 --> 00:32:06,320
It was great.
You're very welcome.
570
00:32:07,440 --> 00:32:08,640
My friend's dad killed himself
571
00:32:08,640 --> 00:32:11,520
so I really know
what you've been going through. Oh.
572
00:32:11,520 --> 00:32:14,440
God. I'm...
I'm sorry to hear that.
573
00:32:14,440 --> 00:32:15,720
Thanks.
574
00:32:15,720 --> 00:32:18,040
Men should talk about their feelings
more, you know?
575
00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:22,920
Have you got enough glasses?
576
00:32:22,920 --> 00:32:24,400
Shot time, lads.
577
00:32:24,400 --> 00:32:25,960
Hi! Hey.
578
00:32:25,960 --> 00:32:28,080
Shot? Yes, please.
579
00:32:28,080 --> 00:32:30,800
Have you seen Avery? She went
to bed. Oh, God. Thank you.
580
00:32:36,800 --> 00:32:38,280
Christ.
581
00:32:39,440 --> 00:32:44,600
Erm...I brought this.
582
00:32:44,600 --> 00:32:47,000
Oh! It's mushroom oil.
583
00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:48,880
How'd you get that through customs?
584
00:32:48,880 --> 00:32:51,720
It's not even really that illegal.
It's mushrooms. It's from nature.
585
00:32:51,720 --> 00:32:54,040
And it's not been up
some child gang member's bum.
586
00:32:54,040 --> 00:32:55,840
They make it in Kent, so...
587
00:32:55,840 --> 00:32:59,280
I mean, no-one has to, but...
I'll do if you do it.
588
00:33:00,560 --> 00:33:02,120
Er...
589
00:33:02,120 --> 00:33:03,680
No, I don't know.
590
00:33:03,680 --> 00:33:05,280
Go on. It'll be fun!
591
00:33:05,280 --> 00:33:06,800
Like days of yore.
592
00:33:06,800 --> 00:33:09,800
I mean, if everyone's up for it?
593
00:33:09,800 --> 00:33:11,840
I mean, I think if one of us
does it, we all have to do it.
594
00:33:11,840 --> 00:33:13,320
I'll do it. I'm OK, thanks.
595
00:33:13,320 --> 00:33:15,840
Oh, come on, don't be boring.
I can be straight for the kids.
596
00:33:15,840 --> 00:33:17,520
Sol, how often do we get to do this?
597
00:33:17,520 --> 00:33:21,000
Look, you do what you want to do,
all right?
598
00:33:22,160 --> 00:33:23,960
HE SIGHS
599
00:33:22,160 --> 00:33:23,960
Let's do it.
600
00:33:23,960 --> 00:33:25,040
Yes!
601
00:33:25,040 --> 00:33:26,280
Let's do it.
602
00:33:26,280 --> 00:33:28,600
Let's do it now.
Yeah? OK...
603
00:33:28,600 --> 00:33:29,760
How do you do it?
604
00:33:29,760 --> 00:33:31,120
Like... Like one or two drops.
605
00:33:39,760 --> 00:33:43,480
I mean, it's easy for us to think
that we want what you've got,
606
00:33:43,480 --> 00:33:47,040
but look what you have to
go through being married!
607
00:33:47,040 --> 00:33:49,760
It's so weird, isn't it?
608
00:33:49,760 --> 00:33:54,160
And I'm like, do I even want a baby?
609
00:33:54,160 --> 00:33:56,960
Do I see one in my future?
610
00:33:56,960 --> 00:33:58,600
I just really wanted them
611
00:33:58,600 --> 00:34:00,960
but now I can't remember
if I did really want them
612
00:34:00,960 --> 00:34:02,720
or if I just thought I did.
You know?
613
00:34:02,720 --> 00:34:05,600
I'm actually really happy
being single.
614
00:34:05,600 --> 00:34:07,720
Because when you're happy
being single,
615
00:34:07,720 --> 00:34:09,680
that's when you meet someone, right?
616
00:34:09,680 --> 00:34:11,000
So true.
617
00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:13,200
Like I'm so glad I did...
618
00:34:14,640 --> 00:34:17,800
..but also I'm not sure if I am,
sometimes.
619
00:34:17,800 --> 00:34:20,440
We promised each other
we'd have a baby together
620
00:34:20,440 --> 00:34:22,080
when we were 40, didn't we?
621
00:34:22,080 --> 00:34:23,840
But should you even
bring more children
622
00:34:23,840 --> 00:34:25,480
into this fucked-up world,
you know?
623
00:34:25,480 --> 00:34:27,600
I love them so much.
624
00:34:27,600 --> 00:34:29,360
But it's too much.
625
00:34:29,360 --> 00:34:30,720
It's dark.
626
00:34:30,720 --> 00:34:33,960
It's bittersweet, isn't it?
Because one day you'll die,
627
00:34:33,960 --> 00:34:37,080
and that's the best scenario,
if you die first.
628
00:34:37,080 --> 00:34:40,680
But one day you will
definitely be separated.
629
00:34:40,680 --> 00:34:42,760
I remember when Theo was born.
630
00:34:44,480 --> 00:34:47,280
I just looked at him
and I thought,
631
00:34:47,280 --> 00:34:49,440
"This isn't going to end well."
632
00:34:54,640 --> 00:34:56,600
SHE LAUGHS
633
00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:05,600
Let's have some more
of that oil, Will!
634
00:35:05,600 --> 00:35:06,880
Coming up!
635
00:35:09,600 --> 00:35:11,120
THEY LAUGH
636
00:35:13,920 --> 00:35:16,240
Let's jump in the pool! Yes!
637
00:35:16,240 --> 00:35:17,880
THEY SQUEAL AND SHOUT
638
00:35:17,880 --> 00:35:19,720
DANCE MUSIC PLAYING
639
00:35:21,920 --> 00:35:25,480
SHRIEKING AND WHOOPING
640
00:35:25,480 --> 00:35:27,160
Come on!
641
00:35:37,600 --> 00:35:39,880
CHEERING
642
00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:47,480
No way.
643
00:35:55,000 --> 00:35:56,640
MUSIC STOPS
644
00:35:56,640 --> 00:36:00,000
DISCORDANT MUSIC
645
00:37:02,800 --> 00:37:04,160
CHEERING
646
00:38:18,400 --> 00:38:19,920
WHISPERING
647
00:38:19,920 --> 00:38:21,160
SCISSORS SNIP
648
00:38:21,160 --> 00:38:23,000
WHOOPING AND LAUGHTER
649
00:38:42,040 --> 00:38:45,960
No, wait! OK, OK, OK.
Tell me every last detail.
650
00:38:45,960 --> 00:38:48,160
Tell me what happened.
651
00:38:48,160 --> 00:38:49,360
Oh, wait...
652
00:38:50,840 --> 00:38:52,800
Night.
653
00:38:52,800 --> 00:38:54,200
Um, night.
654
00:39:01,560 --> 00:39:03,560
Hello, you still there?
655
00:39:03,560 --> 00:39:06,080
Yeah, sorry, yeah, my dad walked in.
656
00:39:06,080 --> 00:39:07,640
Er, yeah. So annoying.
657
00:39:09,440 --> 00:39:11,520
DANCE MUSIC PLAYING
658
00:39:27,720 --> 00:39:29,200
Oh, yes.
659
00:39:32,400 --> 00:39:35,680
Shall I get some more beers?
Yeah! Wait for me, I'll get snacks.
660
00:39:38,560 --> 00:39:40,160
Hurry, hurry!
661
00:39:46,960 --> 00:39:48,320
Oh!
662
00:39:54,320 --> 00:39:55,880
Look at the moon!
663
00:40:01,480 --> 00:40:04,240
God, it's like you could just
reach out and touch it.
664
00:40:05,440 --> 00:40:07,440
Yeah.
665
00:40:07,440 --> 00:40:10,840
It's like you could just let go
of the Earth and just float up.
666
00:40:13,040 --> 00:40:15,520
Cos nothing's actually holding
you down, you know what I mean?
667
00:40:18,880 --> 00:40:20,440
I'm going up there.
668
00:40:21,480 --> 00:40:22,960
What? Yeah.
669
00:40:22,960 --> 00:40:24,240
Come on.
670
00:40:24,240 --> 00:40:25,480
What? Come on!
671
00:40:26,880 --> 00:40:28,280
Wait!
672
00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:31,120
What are you doing?
673
00:40:36,880 --> 00:40:38,920
Oh, shit!
674
00:40:38,920 --> 00:40:41,040
CRASH
675
00:40:38,920 --> 00:40:41,040
Jesus! Careful!
676
00:40:41,040 --> 00:40:42,400
Oh, my God.
677
00:40:44,760 --> 00:40:47,360
God! Be careful!
678
00:40:49,080 --> 00:40:50,400
Get up here. Come on!
679
00:40:53,280 --> 00:40:54,640
Wow.
680
00:40:57,320 --> 00:40:58,600
Whoa.
681
00:41:00,040 --> 00:41:01,640
Wow.
682
00:41:01,640 --> 00:41:03,080
It's amazing.
683
00:41:04,480 --> 00:41:06,200
Sit down.
684
00:41:09,440 --> 00:41:11,600
SHE GROANS
685
00:41:13,760 --> 00:41:15,560
Whoa!
686
00:41:13,760 --> 00:41:15,560
SHE SQUEALS
687
00:41:24,280 --> 00:41:26,760
I can't believe
you made me do this.
688
00:41:26,760 --> 00:41:29,600
What? This is all your fault.
How is it my fault?
689
00:41:29,600 --> 00:41:33,040
Because you...
I don't know, you're so...
690
00:41:33,040 --> 00:41:35,320
What?
691
00:41:35,320 --> 00:41:37,520
You know how to have a good time!
692
00:41:40,040 --> 00:41:41,840
You make me feel how I used to feel.
693
00:41:55,000 --> 00:41:57,600
I've worked out the Wi-Fi password.
694
00:42:02,280 --> 00:42:04,560
It was a hyphen and a small E.
695
00:42:33,040 --> 00:42:35,080
We can leave this till tomorrow,
can't we?
696
00:42:35,080 --> 00:42:37,080
Are you OK? Yeah. I'm fine.
697
00:42:46,960 --> 00:42:50,000
I might have to go to bed.
I'm passing out.
698
00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:51,840
Is that OK? Yeah.
699
00:42:56,160 --> 00:42:57,440
Night, then.
700
00:43:22,040 --> 00:43:23,840
LAUGHTER CLOSE BY
701
00:43:37,320 --> 00:43:39,080
HE SNORES GENTLY
702
00:44:32,720 --> 00:44:35,560
MUSIC: Mia Fotia Stin Ammo
by Stelios Rokkos
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