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Oh-ho-ho!
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Hoo-hoo! Hoo! Hoo!
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Ooh, ooh, ooh!
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh!
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Hoo-hoo.
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Whew!
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Uhh!
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Room service?
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Uh, this is room 612.
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Would you please send up
a bucket of ice?
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Thank you.
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Uh, come in.
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Come in!
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Sir,
y-your door's locked.
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Uhh. Uhh.
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Ready?
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Hi-ho.
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Hee hee hee.
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Ohh.
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Mmm. Hmm.
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Ah.
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Whew!
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Okay.
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Heh.
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Ooh.
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Oh.
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Have you ever been
to a psychiatrist before?
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Oh, I'm afraid not. No.
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Afraid?
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Let's get rid of those
"fear" words, Mr. Nefrin.
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All right. Yeah. Okay.
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No. Never.
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Never?
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Isn't that a bit final?
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How about just "no"?
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Ah...
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Hostility.
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I like that.
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You're getting better
already. Ha ha.
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Why don't you go lie down
there on the couch?
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We can get started.
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You seem
a little reluctant.
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Well, it's the floor.
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I'll handle it.
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Why not get
a little cozier?
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Are you all right?
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No, I'm not all right.
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That's what I came
to see you for --
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'cause I'm not all right.
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Nothing I do is right.
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I'm a misfit.
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I don't fit.
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I'm a square peg
in a round hole.
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I mean, you know what
a "misfit" means, don't ya?
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That's why I came
to see you.
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I think you'll be
more comfortable
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in that chair over there.
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Oh. Oh.
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Good idea.
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Miss Rose,
would you please cancel
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all of my appointments
for today.
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No. I'll call them myself
later.
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Did you hear from hartman?
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Very good.
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Yes, I understand.
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She did?
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You can call her.
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Very good.
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Yes?
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Uh, Warren...
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Why don't you just stay
right down there
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on the floor?
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No, no.
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Uh, why don't you
turn over?
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No, the other way --
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on your back
so I can see you.
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Oh.
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Okay.
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Let's get started.
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Warren, when did you
first notice
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you were...Uh...
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A misfit?
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That's close enough.
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It started
a lotta years ago.
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I can't remember
exactly when.
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All I know is
I did nothing right.
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Everything I did was wrong.
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It was as though
I was from another planet.
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Eehhhhh!
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Yeh, yeh, yeh, yeh, yeh!
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
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Whoa.
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Um, Mr. Nefrin,
your mother and father
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weren't, by any chance,
related to each other,
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were they?
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You know,
like, cousins, maybe?
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Oh, no.
Nothin' like that.
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This goes back
a long, long way back.
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I mean, this goes --
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I'm talkin' about
as far back
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as my French ancestor,
Jacques nefron.
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Jacques nefron
was the coachman driver
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for the Marquis Henri Dubois
and his wife, Marie.
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00:18:30,917 --> 00:18:33,483
I'm talkin' about
the 15th century
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in France, Europe.
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00:18:44,718 --> 00:18:46,084
Eh, Jacques!
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Whoa!
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Jacques!
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No, no, no, no!
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Ici.
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Ah, oui, oui.
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Exactly.
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You got it.
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Timber!
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Fini!
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Madame, pardon.
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The facility ready now.
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Whoa! The horse!
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Ha!
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Ici.
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Ah, très bonne, madame.
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Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk.
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Poor Jacques.
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What happened to him?
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Oh, they sent him
to prison --
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devil's island --
for life.
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I guess escape
was out of the question.
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Oh, no.
He tried it many times.
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Did he ever pull it off?
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Oh, I'm sure
he pulled it off.
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There was no women
in prison.
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...if I had some sulfur.
Sul-ferr.
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The book of matches
they did not invent yet,
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so I use this rock to have --
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ah!
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Aha!
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Chaud.
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Hot. Chaud.
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It's a hot chaud.
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Ha ha. Ha ha.
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Chaud.
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A hot "show."
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Ha ha ha ha ha.
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Where I get Japanese from?
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Gee. Ahhh.
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Too hot.
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Ohhh. Chaud.
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Whew!
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Fois.
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Ah.
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Lautrec, lautrec, lautrec.
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Matisse, Matisse.
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Baroque, baroque.
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Haircut. Toupee.
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It is I, Claude.
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What are you doing?
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Oh! Claude.
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Hello, Claude.
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I am making the dummy
that looks just like moi.
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Isn't one of you enough?
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Stop with the jokes,
Claude.
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I cannot take it no more.
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I am making the dummy
that looks like me.
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I will put him
inside that bed.
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And then when the guards
come around,
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they look inside,
they think it is me.
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I will be gone.
Ça va?
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How will you escape?
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Claude?
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Yes?
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Ah! A key.
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How will you get past
the guards outside?
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Easy!
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I climb over the wall,
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and I fall down
on those guards,
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and I overpower them.
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Then I roll down the hill,
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and I have this horse
waiting for me in the woods.
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And I land on the horse,
and I ride away,
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and I am free and gone
and away from all of this.
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Claude, shh.
They are coming now.
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It is your lucky day,
scum.
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We bring you
a new mattress.
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A new mattress?!
I do not need no --
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no, I do not need
the mattress!
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That one is very good.
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Out of my way!
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I do not want
that new one!
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This one is good.
It is good to sleep on.
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It does not hurt my back.
I do not...
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Pardon.
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I do not know
how this happened,
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but it seems that my foot
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slid underneath
your big boot.
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Your big boot is now
leaning on my small foot.
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Heh heh.
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Aaaahhh!!!
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You schweinehund!
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It's the wrong time.
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What will we do
with this filthy thing?
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Throw it over the wall.
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My dummy escaped.
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Au revoir, dummy.
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Have a good time in Paris.
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Oh-ho. Ohhh.
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I hate to say this,
Warren,
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but your one of the worst
cases I've ever handled.
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Thank you.
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I just wish
I was like my father.
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He was a man
of great dignity, quality,
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respected by everyone.
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He was always
a great success...
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Almost.
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I would love to hear
about your ancestors,
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Mr. Nefrin,
but our time is up.
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Oh, okay.
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But, uh, doctor, I mean,
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do you have any idea
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what the problem
is with me?
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00:28:14,242 --> 00:28:16,642
It's a bit too early
to tell, but I suspect
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that you have a touch
of dingle syndrome,
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or overcompensation
of the ID against
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the narcissus-feedback
chromosomes.
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Oh, well, I mean,
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00:28:26,443 --> 00:28:30,676
w-what is that exactly
in laymen's terms?
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You're playing
with half a deck.
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00:28:34,943 --> 00:28:37,943
You don't have both oars
in the water.
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You made too many swan dives
into empty pools.
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Well, then,
I'll see you Thursday.
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Of course.
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Right.
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Doctor...
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Do I have a chance?
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Of course.
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Okay.
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All right, everybody!
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Aahh!
Aaahh!
Aahh!
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Stay right where you are!
Nobody move!
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00:31:56,985 --> 00:31:58,652
Here we go!
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Yay! Yay!
Bravo!
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Mister....
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Uh, nefrin.
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Nefrin.
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Yeah.
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Now, uh, how many cigarettes
do you smoke a day?
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I mean, like, when you
wake up in the morning,
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there's a strong urge
to have one upon rising.
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Very early in the morning,
no matter what time.
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Sometimes people get up
at all hours of the morning.
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They gotta have that
first cigarette of the day.
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That's me.
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Then, probably during
breakfast, you may have --
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it's not a big breakfast
or anything.
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00:32:47,320 --> 00:32:48,820
Well, certainly,
you have coffee,
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probably in the morning,
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and you're reading
the paper,
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you plan, maybe,
to have another cigarette.
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And, which is becoming
the norm,
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people are breaking
in the midmorning
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for supposedly
a "coffee break,"
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and it's become
a smoking break.
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00:33:02,221 --> 00:33:03,621
Yeah, well --
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are you -- do you observe
sports on TV or in person?
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That is another time
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people just get all tied up
into the game
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and following it so closely,
they have that something
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to satisfy
that urge of tobacco,
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and they have
another cigarette.
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Like, how many cigarettes
do you smoke a day?
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I'd say
fi-fi-f-f-five packs a day.
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Five packs?!!!
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Are you nuts, or what?!!
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That's absurd, you idiot!!
273
00:33:35,689 --> 00:33:37,422
That's ridiculous!!
274
00:33:37,489 --> 00:33:39,489
And you will never
do that again!!
275
00:33:39,556 --> 00:33:41,089
Well, how will you
arrange that?
276
00:33:41,156 --> 00:33:42,956
Like this!!
277
00:34:25,591 --> 00:34:29,091
Say, excuse me, but, uh,
I have a problem.
278
00:34:29,158 --> 00:34:31,391
Would you mind
giving me a push?
279
00:34:31,458 --> 00:34:33,959
Not at all.
280
00:34:42,692 --> 00:34:44,459
No, I-I don't think
you understood.
281
00:34:44,525 --> 00:34:46,692
See, I didn't mean
to push me.
282
00:34:46,759 --> 00:34:47,959
My problem was
283
00:34:47,959 --> 00:34:49,959
I wanted to see if you
would push my car.
284
00:34:49,959 --> 00:34:50,992
Oh, my pleasure.
285
00:34:51,059 --> 00:34:52,092
Thank you.
286
00:34:52,159 --> 00:34:54,759
See, when I first --
uh, w-w-wait!
287
00:34:54,825 --> 00:34:56,993
Wait! Wait! Wait!
288
00:34:57,060 --> 00:34:58,860
Ooh! Ooh!
289
00:34:58,960 --> 00:34:59,993
That's...
290
00:35:01,726 --> 00:35:03,026
Ooh!
291
00:35:50,695 --> 00:35:52,662
This way.
Here we have "the horse."
292
00:35:52,728 --> 00:35:55,095
Of course,
it is oil on canvas.
293
00:35:55,162 --> 00:35:57,395
Yes, and here,
I'd like you to see this.
294
00:35:57,462 --> 00:36:00,195
If you'll just step by me.
Keep moving along this way.
295
00:36:00,262 --> 00:36:01,395
Let's keep together now.
296
00:36:01,462 --> 00:36:04,862
Ah, this is something
you must take note of.
297
00:36:04,962 --> 00:36:09,063
It is the famous painting
of "the bull."
298
00:36:09,129 --> 00:36:10,696
Yes, if you'll
just keep moving along.
299
00:36:10,763 --> 00:36:12,229
If you step this way,
please.
300
00:36:12,296 --> 00:36:13,496
Just come this way.
301
00:36:13,563 --> 00:36:15,863
Any questions at all,
don't hesitate to ask.
302
00:39:06,970 --> 00:39:09,236
And, so you see, doctor,
303
00:39:09,303 --> 00:39:11,736
what appears to be
a must in my life
304
00:39:11,803 --> 00:39:16,237
isn't really anything more
than a compulsion.
305
00:39:16,304 --> 00:39:18,171
But --
and that is a very big but --
306
00:39:18,237 --> 00:39:20,071
you can't continue
this lifestyle
307
00:39:20,137 --> 00:39:21,104
without ramifications.
308
00:39:21,171 --> 00:39:22,671
I'm sure you know that.
309
00:39:22,737 --> 00:39:26,337
Oh, I know you're right,
doctor,
310
00:39:26,404 --> 00:39:29,571
but I have always lived
one day at a time, and, uh,
311
00:39:29,637 --> 00:39:34,237
As long as I
get what I need each day,
312
00:39:34,304 --> 00:39:36,872
ooh, I'm happy.
313
00:39:36,972 --> 00:39:38,138
Granted,
you have every right
314
00:39:38,205 --> 00:39:40,705
to bang whoever you want
any time it pleases you,
315
00:39:40,772 --> 00:39:44,505
but there are other things
in this life more important.
316
00:39:44,572 --> 00:39:46,838
Name one.
317
00:39:46,972 --> 00:39:48,538
I would
if there were more time,
318
00:39:48,605 --> 00:39:51,638
but that hour
really flies by.
319
00:39:51,705 --> 00:39:53,305
I'll see you again,
as usual,
320
00:39:53,372 --> 00:39:56,338
Monday...tuesday...
Wednesday...
321
00:39:56,405 --> 00:39:59,806
And for our long session
on Thursday.
322
00:39:59,873 --> 00:40:02,773
Now go out
and make it a good day.
323
00:40:02,839 --> 00:40:08,206
Don't worry, doc,
I'll make whoever I can.
324
00:40:18,339 --> 00:40:20,839
Everything's going to be
all right.
325
00:40:25,874 --> 00:40:28,174
Ahh. Oooh.
326
00:40:34,474 --> 00:40:35,774
Hello.
327
00:40:37,374 --> 00:40:39,607
Oh, no.
No, no.
328
00:40:39,674 --> 00:40:41,407
Unh-unh.
329
00:40:41,474 --> 00:40:43,607
Mmm.
330
00:40:43,674 --> 00:40:47,408
Mmmmm.
331
00:40:47,475 --> 00:40:48,708
Oh, no, no, no, no.
332
00:40:48,775 --> 00:40:50,741
Unh-unh. Ohh-ho.
333
00:40:50,808 --> 00:40:51,275
Come here.
334
00:40:51,341 --> 00:40:52,275
Unh-unh.
335
00:40:52,775 --> 00:40:53,341
Not me.
336
00:40:54,208 --> 00:40:54,775
Oh, no.
337
00:40:55,275 --> 00:40:56,608
Ah ha ha ha.
338
00:41:02,075 --> 00:41:03,908
Step aside.
339
00:41:31,542 --> 00:41:33,343
I won't slide
on the floor now.
340
00:41:33,410 --> 00:41:34,777
Heh heh.
341
00:41:39,243 --> 00:41:40,810
It just...
342
00:41:45,677 --> 00:41:48,410
That was
a very unusual person.
343
00:41:48,477 --> 00:41:52,277
She's...quite outgoing.
344
00:41:52,343 --> 00:41:54,543
She's outgoing.
345
00:41:54,610 --> 00:41:56,078
One look at her,
346
00:41:56,144 --> 00:41:57,644
and you get the desperate
desire to be lonely.
347
00:41:57,711 --> 00:41:58,711
Ha-heee!!
348
00:41:58,778 --> 00:41:59,811
Ha ha ha ha ha.
349
00:42:00,611 --> 00:42:03,311
Because she's...
350
00:42:03,378 --> 00:42:05,078
Well, she
really isn't that bad.
351
00:42:05,144 --> 00:42:06,844
Not that bad?
352
00:42:06,978 --> 00:42:09,244
One look at her, and you
hope the drugstore's closed.
353
00:42:09,311 --> 00:42:11,544
Ha ha ha ha heyyyy!
354
00:42:12,144 --> 00:42:13,178
Heyyyyy!
355
00:42:13,244 --> 00:42:14,844
Heeyyy.
356
00:42:16,411 --> 00:42:18,979
Well, enough about her.
357
00:42:18,979 --> 00:42:21,512
Let's get into
your problem.
358
00:42:21,579 --> 00:42:23,145
Will you go sit
on the couch?
359
00:42:23,212 --> 00:42:24,979
Yeah.
360
00:42:32,412 --> 00:42:34,379
Ha ha ha ha!
361
00:42:34,445 --> 00:42:35,879
Whoa.
362
00:42:49,713 --> 00:42:52,180
Is that my folder?
363
00:42:52,246 --> 00:42:54,180
Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk.
364
00:42:54,246 --> 00:42:57,980
What is it?
365
00:42:59,146 --> 00:43:03,580
Is it bad?!
366
00:43:03,646 --> 00:43:04,446
Mr. Nefrin --
367
00:43:04,513 --> 00:43:06,781
yes?!
368
00:43:06,847 --> 00:43:10,347
Mr. Nefrin, I've been
studying your case carefully.
369
00:43:10,414 --> 00:43:12,514
After
careful examination --
370
00:43:12,581 --> 00:43:13,514
yes?
371
00:43:13,581 --> 00:43:15,247
It is my opinion
372
00:43:15,314 --> 00:43:18,514
that not only do you
have dingle syndrome,
373
00:43:18,581 --> 00:43:23,214
but you have a smattering
of carper's waindowner leak.
374
00:44:16,617 --> 00:44:20,417
You did say
carper's waindowner leak?
375
00:44:20,484 --> 00:44:21,317
Yes.
376
00:44:21,384 --> 00:44:22,984
A leak is literally
377
00:44:23,017 --> 00:44:25,884
a perforation in one of
the functional neural cells.
378
00:44:25,984 --> 00:44:26,984
Once you have it,
379
00:44:27,050 --> 00:44:29,084
you carry it with you
everywhere.
380
00:44:29,150 --> 00:44:29,850
Oh.
381
00:44:29,984 --> 00:44:31,317
I would suggest you go see
382
00:44:31,384 --> 00:44:35,250
the top specialist working
on waindowner's leak today.
383
00:44:35,317 --> 00:44:38,017
He's in London.
384
00:44:38,084 --> 00:44:40,051
London?
385
00:44:40,118 --> 00:44:42,885
That's a long way
to take a leak.
386
00:45:35,420 --> 00:45:36,553
Yo-aaahhh!!!
387
00:45:37,820 --> 00:45:41,120
Uh, united 31 bravo,
radar contact.
388
00:45:41,187 --> 00:45:43,687
You have traffic at 9:00.
389
00:45:43,753 --> 00:45:46,887
United 31 bravo looking.
390
00:46:18,155 --> 00:46:20,355
Attention, please.
Final call.
391
00:46:20,422 --> 00:46:24,755
Flight 254 to San Francisco,
Portland, and Seattle
392
00:46:24,822 --> 00:46:26,722
boarding at gate 9.
393
00:46:26,789 --> 00:46:30,855
Flight 254. Final call.
Boarding at gate 9.
394
00:46:33,355 --> 00:46:35,156
Flight 19 for Phoenix --
395
00:46:35,223 --> 00:46:37,990
departing on schedule
at gate 4.
396
00:46:38,023 --> 00:46:40,390
Flight 19 for Phoenix --
397
00:46:40,456 --> 00:46:49,990
departing on schedule
at gate 4.
398
00:46:49,990 --> 00:46:51,523
May I help you?
399
00:46:51,590 --> 00:46:53,990
Yes, I would like
a ticket to London.
400
00:46:54,023 --> 00:46:57,523
Have you ever flown "jolly
fats" weehawkin before?
401
00:46:57,590 --> 00:46:59,391
Uh, no, I haven't.
402
00:46:59,457 --> 00:47:01,857
Excuse me.
403
00:47:01,991 --> 00:47:03,557
Ye ha ha ha ha ha!
404
00:47:03,624 --> 00:47:08,024
Ah ha ha ha ha!!
Ah ha ha ha ha!!
405
00:47:08,091 --> 00:47:10,257
$67.95
406
00:47:10,324 --> 00:47:14,591
how--how come
it's so inexpensive?
407
00:47:14,657 --> 00:47:17,657
Mr. Weehawkin doesn't pay
his employees very well.
408
00:47:17,724 --> 00:47:21,091
I only earn
85 cents an hour.
409
00:47:21,157 --> 00:47:23,392
Well, that's terrible.
410
00:47:23,458 --> 00:47:25,258
It's probably
all I'm worth.
411
00:47:25,325 --> 00:47:29,225
You see, I-I don't deal
with the public very well.
412
00:47:29,292 --> 00:47:31,525
You seem very nice to me.
413
00:47:31,592 --> 00:47:33,892
You're probably a schmuck.
414
00:47:39,392 --> 00:47:41,892
Well, uh, do they, uh --
415
00:47:41,992 --> 00:47:43,525
do they serve dinner
on this flight?
416
00:47:43,592 --> 00:47:45,726
Well, of course, they do.
417
00:47:45,793 --> 00:47:52,126
Let's see
what they're having.
418
00:47:52,193 --> 00:47:53,659
Excuse me.
419
00:47:59,993 --> 00:48:01,159
Chef's surprise.
420
00:48:01,226 --> 00:48:04,993
You'll love it.
421
00:48:05,026 --> 00:48:06,659
All right.
I'll--I'll take a ticket.
422
00:48:06,726 --> 00:48:09,460
We don't have tickets.
I just stamp your hand.
423
00:48:14,894 --> 00:48:17,394
There, uh,
isn't any ink on there.
424
00:48:17,460 --> 00:48:18,694
We don't need ink.
425
00:48:18,760 --> 00:48:20,994
Just show your hand
to the stewardess.
426
00:48:27,594 --> 00:48:29,727
Hold it right there.
427
00:48:29,794 --> 00:48:31,328
What do you got
under the coat?
428
00:48:33,128 --> 00:48:34,328
What flight are you on?
429
00:48:34,395 --> 00:48:35,461
Weehawkin to London.
430
00:48:35,528 --> 00:48:37,995
Oh. Oh, sorry.
Go right ahead.
431
00:48:44,995 --> 00:48:47,895
I-I'm on weehawkin
to London, too.
432
00:48:47,995 --> 00:48:49,428
And you don't have
a gun?
433
00:48:49,495 --> 00:48:51,528
No.
434
00:48:51,595 --> 00:48:52,995
Excuse me.
435
00:49:01,129 --> 00:49:04,829
Wanna buy one?
436
00:49:07,462 --> 00:49:10,262
No!
437
00:49:10,329 --> 00:49:14,329
Well, that makes a set.
438
00:50:00,631 --> 00:50:01,764
What's that?
439
00:50:13,065 --> 00:50:14,832
Oh!
440
00:50:23,932 --> 00:50:25,199
You want dinner?
441
00:50:25,265 --> 00:50:27,900
Oh--oh, yeah.
That sounds good.
442
00:50:31,233 --> 00:50:32,366
What's the matter?
You all right?
443
00:50:32,433 --> 00:50:33,466
Oh, yeah. I'm fine.
444
00:50:33,533 --> 00:50:34,133
Good.
445
00:50:34,200 --> 00:50:35,933
Just fine.
446
00:50:44,600 --> 00:50:47,266
A little more?
447
00:50:47,333 --> 00:50:49,000
You have any well-done?
448
00:50:49,066 --> 00:50:51,667
Just what I need --
another smart ass.
449
00:50:54,267 --> 00:50:55,334
What's that?
450
00:50:58,267 --> 00:51:00,334
Economy.
451
00:51:00,401 --> 00:51:01,734
Oh, that's terrible.
452
00:51:01,801 --> 00:51:03,534
Ah, you tellin' me.
453
00:51:03,601 --> 00:51:06,101
They don't even get
a free movie.
454
00:51:06,167 --> 00:51:07,434
They don't?
455
00:51:07,501 --> 00:51:08,434
Do we?
456
00:51:08,501 --> 00:51:09,734
Yeah.
You wanna see it?
457
00:51:09,801 --> 00:51:10,734
Yeah, I'd love to.
458
00:51:10,801 --> 00:51:12,834
You got it.
459
00:51:23,268 --> 00:51:24,835
Well, that's disgusting!
460
00:51:24,902 --> 00:51:26,702
I know.
Wanna see it again?
461
00:51:26,768 --> 00:51:29,002
No, I got it at home
on tape.
462
00:51:37,035 --> 00:51:38,403
Oh, hiya.
463
00:51:38,469 --> 00:51:41,903
I-I didn't know,
uh, which one it was of you
464
00:51:42,003 --> 00:51:46,436
who--who asked
what our exact location is.
465
00:51:46,503 --> 00:51:49,403
I'm very--I'm very sorry I
can't tell you that right now--
466
00:51:49,469 --> 00:51:53,403
right now, because,
well, to tell the truth,
467
00:51:53,469 --> 00:51:57,003
I-I haven't been quite this far
off course before.
468
00:52:00,003 --> 00:52:01,870
Oh, boy.
469
00:52:18,504 --> 00:52:23,070
Fellas, we got --
we gotta have m-more power.
470
00:52:23,137 --> 00:52:24,405
More power.
471
00:52:24,471 --> 00:52:26,171
That's it.
472
00:52:26,238 --> 00:52:28,105
Give US all--all
the power you can.
473
00:52:28,171 --> 00:52:29,738
Just remember, fellas --
474
00:52:29,805 --> 00:52:32,771
we've been--we've been friends
for--for a long time.
475
00:52:32,838 --> 00:52:35,238
And during--during --
yeah, yeah --
476
00:52:35,305 --> 00:52:37,471
during the--during
the air controllers' strike,
477
00:52:37,538 --> 00:52:40,505
did i--did I ask you
to take--to take a cut --
478
00:52:40,571 --> 00:52:44,005
take--take a cut?
479
00:52:44,038 --> 00:52:46,471
What--what about
the--the six days
480
00:52:46,538 --> 00:52:50,072
a-and three nights
i-in lake ta--
481
00:52:50,139 --> 00:52:51,472
in lake--in lake ta--ta--
482
00:52:51,539 --> 00:52:55,772
uh, not far from Reno there?
483
00:52:55,839 --> 00:52:59,372
All right.
More pow-- more power.
484
00:52:59,439 --> 00:53:01,806
And d-- and don't
lose your rhythm.
485
00:53:11,240 --> 00:53:13,240
Hey, how's it look
out there?
486
00:53:13,307 --> 00:53:15,907
"How's it look
out there."
487
00:53:17,373 --> 00:53:19,807
Captain, have you
ever seen a mountain
488
00:53:19,873 --> 00:53:21,607
in the middle
of the Atlantic ocean?
489
00:53:21,673 --> 00:53:24,873
Ah, Harry, you're
just a worrywart.
490
00:53:29,140 --> 00:53:32,740
Hey, he owed me a --
491
00:53:32,807 --> 00:53:34,708
don't anybody move.
Don't anybody move.
492
00:53:34,774 --> 00:53:36,008
I'll take the parachute,
493
00:53:36,041 --> 00:53:37,474
or I'll blow the plane
with these.
494
00:53:37,541 --> 00:53:39,374
Hold on a second.
Can we flip for it?
495
00:53:39,441 --> 00:53:43,908
What? Flip for it?
Up yours!
496
00:53:44,008 --> 00:53:45,774
Here. Hold this for me.
497
00:53:45,841 --> 00:53:48,174
Not that, numbnuts!
This!
498
00:53:48,241 --> 00:53:49,308
Ooh!
499
00:53:49,374 --> 00:53:51,341
That's
my favorite grenade!
500
00:54:28,076 --> 00:54:29,143
Oh, I'm sorry.
501
00:54:29,210 --> 00:54:31,076
I didn't know you were asleep.
502
00:54:31,143 --> 00:54:35,343
But, uh, it seems
that I am lost.
503
00:54:35,410 --> 00:54:39,343
Shh. What are you
searching for?
504
00:54:39,410 --> 00:54:42,843
I'm on my way to London
to get a little peace.
505
00:54:42,910 --> 00:54:45,511
There is peace
all around you.
506
00:54:45,577 --> 00:54:48,377
Who in London
could give you peace?
507
00:54:48,444 --> 00:54:53,411
Oh, uh...
Dr. Grasnover perks.
508
00:54:53,477 --> 00:54:56,077
I am Dr. Grasnover perks.
509
00:54:56,144 --> 00:54:59,044
You're
Dr. Grasnover perks?
510
00:54:59,111 --> 00:55:01,477
Well, what are you doing
all the way out here?
511
00:55:01,544 --> 00:55:03,011
Shh.
512
00:55:03,011 --> 00:55:07,178
I flew "jolly fat" weehawkin
to New York.
513
00:55:07,245 --> 00:55:15,012
Uh, why do you always say
"shh" before you speak?
514
00:55:18,912 --> 00:55:20,878
Avalanche!!
515
00:55:25,245 --> 00:55:27,212
Oh, shit.
516
00:55:35,646 --> 00:55:39,379
You know, you are
very lucky to be alive.
517
00:55:39,446 --> 00:55:42,279
They rescued you
from under 40 feet of snow
518
00:55:42,346 --> 00:55:43,879
and brought you here.
519
00:55:44,013 --> 00:55:45,879
You have
the dubious distinction
520
00:55:46,013 --> 00:55:47,246
of being the coldest patient
we've ever had here.
521
00:55:48,346 --> 00:55:51,513
It's a-a great
h-h-hon-honor.
522
00:55:51,579 --> 00:55:52,713
Ha ha.
523
00:55:52,779 --> 00:55:54,814
I, uh, have to change
your bedpan here.
524
00:55:54,880 --> 00:55:56,447
Oh. Oh?!
525
00:55:56,514 --> 00:55:59,847
Mmm hmmm hmmm. Mmmm hmmm.
526
00:55:59,914 --> 00:56:02,880
Oh. Oh-hoo.
527
00:56:20,615 --> 00:56:24,048
The floor nurse said that
you had asked a question
528
00:56:24,115 --> 00:56:27,915
about a patient here
in the hospital.
529
00:56:28,015 --> 00:56:29,815
Oh, yeah.
The, uh, the lama.
530
00:56:29,881 --> 00:56:30,915
You know,
the man with the beard
531
00:56:31,015 --> 00:56:32,181
with the icicles on it?
532
00:56:32,248 --> 00:56:36,015
Oh, yes. He's down
in the operating room.
533
00:56:36,015 --> 00:56:39,381
They're going to open him up
to repair a ruptured spleen.
534
00:56:47,282 --> 00:56:48,182
Ready.
535
00:56:48,249 --> 00:56:50,349
No anesthetic.
536
00:56:52,616 --> 00:56:54,449
I beg your pardon?
537
00:56:54,516 --> 00:56:56,916
No anesthetic.
538
00:56:58,716 --> 00:57:02,482
I should not like to have
strange gases and chemicals
539
00:57:02,549 --> 00:57:04,017
infiltrate my body.
540
00:57:04,083 --> 00:57:07,350
But we have to make an 8-inch
incision in your abdomen
541
00:57:07,417 --> 00:57:09,817
and go in
and repair your spleen.
542
00:57:09,883 --> 00:57:11,917
The pain would be
unbearable.
543
00:57:12,017 --> 00:57:18,117
Sir, I am a master
of yoga, zen, I ching,
544
00:57:18,183 --> 00:57:21,350
Mahatma Gandhi's
sense of levitation,
545
00:57:21,417 --> 00:57:23,317
and self-control.
546
00:57:23,383 --> 00:57:25,783
Well, I don't know.
547
00:57:25,850 --> 00:57:30,518
Sir, I can disassociate
my mind from my body,
548
00:57:30,584 --> 00:57:32,684
where I shant feel anything,
549
00:57:32,751 --> 00:57:35,184
absolutely nothing
whatsoever.
550
00:57:35,251 --> 00:57:38,118
Well, if this is really
possible, it would be
551
00:57:38,184 --> 00:57:41,351
one of the greatest medical
discoveries of all time.
552
00:57:41,418 --> 00:57:44,818
Trust me.
553
00:57:44,884 --> 00:57:46,718
Very well. I'll do it.
554
00:57:46,784 --> 00:57:47,384
Just a moment.
555
00:57:47,451 --> 00:57:49,384
Before you proceed,
556
00:57:49,451 --> 00:57:54,052
I shall place myself
in a catatonic state.
557
00:57:54,119 --> 00:57:59,019
Once I am there...
558
00:57:59,019 --> 00:58:03,785
I shall lie down,
and then you may begin.
559
00:58:05,452 --> 00:58:07,819
Feineen!
560
00:58:08,019 --> 00:58:10,019
Feineen!
561
00:58:10,019 --> 00:58:11,752
Wolik!
562
00:58:11,819 --> 00:58:13,186
Wolik!
563
00:58:13,253 --> 00:58:14,920
Pont, pont.
564
00:58:15,020 --> 00:58:18,286
Saylee meany.
Saylee meany.
565
00:58:18,353 --> 00:58:19,486
Mummy. Mummy.
566
00:58:19,553 --> 00:58:21,653
Wolupu. Wolupu.
567
00:58:21,720 --> 00:58:23,453
Heist. Heist.
568
00:58:23,520 --> 00:58:25,486
Mompist. Mompist.
569
00:58:25,553 --> 00:58:28,753
Saylike. Saylike.
570
00:58:28,820 --> 00:58:29,720
Push.
571
00:58:29,786 --> 00:58:33,320
Muminnng.
572
00:58:36,120 --> 00:58:38,021
You may begin.
573
00:58:38,054 --> 00:58:40,021
Scalpel.
574
00:58:40,087 --> 00:58:44,121
Scalpel.
575
00:58:44,187 --> 00:58:45,654
Ladies and gentlemen,
576
00:58:45,721 --> 00:58:48,821
I want you
to note the time.
577
00:58:48,887 --> 00:58:51,254
This will be the first
moment in modern history
578
00:58:51,321 --> 00:58:53,654
when a man has undergone
such an operation
579
00:58:53,721 --> 00:58:55,921
without an anesthetic.
580
00:59:04,188 --> 00:59:07,655
Ohh! That hurts!
581
00:59:07,722 --> 00:59:10,355
Are you nuts?!
582
00:59:10,422 --> 00:59:12,022
Ohhh!!
583
00:59:12,088 --> 00:59:13,322
Ohhhh!!
584
00:59:13,388 --> 00:59:15,022
Ohhhhh!!!
585
00:59:15,088 --> 00:59:17,888
Wooowwwww!!
586
00:59:18,022 --> 00:59:21,188
Oh!! Oh, pain!!
587
00:59:21,255 --> 00:59:26,023
Ohhh, Christ almighty!
588
00:59:26,023 --> 00:59:27,789
You think
you are a misfit?
589
00:59:27,856 --> 00:59:29,823
Oh, yeah. Well, that's
what I said, you know,
590
00:59:29,889 --> 00:59:32,523
when we first talked.
That's right -- misfit.
591
00:59:32,589 --> 00:59:35,389
You think you
can't do anything right.
592
00:59:35,456 --> 00:59:37,056
Oh, doc-doctor,
don't--don't, uh --
593
00:59:37,123 --> 00:59:38,423
please don't st--
594
00:59:38,489 --> 00:59:39,923
don't--don't
stand by the window, okay?
595
00:59:40,023 --> 00:59:41,189
Why?
596
00:59:41,256 --> 00:59:43,056
Well, I'm afraid
you'll fall out.
597
00:59:43,123 --> 00:59:45,023
Mr. Nefrin, are you
afraid of heights?
598
00:59:45,056 --> 00:59:46,590
Oh, yeah. Whoo!
599
00:59:46,657 --> 00:59:50,490
I don't like any -- not --
as back as I can remember.
600
00:59:50,557 --> 00:59:52,924
I mean, I wouldn't even
stand on my tiptoes,
601
00:59:53,024 --> 00:59:56,257
which cost me a chance
at being a ballet dancer.
602
00:59:56,324 --> 00:59:57,324
Acrophobia.
603
00:59:57,390 --> 00:59:58,390
No, "swan lake."
604
00:59:58,457 --> 01:00:01,657
I was very --
I loved that the best.
605
01:00:01,724 --> 01:00:04,890
It's a common disorder
with a simple cure.
606
01:00:06,490 --> 01:00:07,557
Oh, really?
607
01:00:07,624 --> 01:00:10,558
I mean,
am I gonna be okay, huh?
608
01:00:19,358 --> 01:00:21,325
Come on.
609
01:00:21,391 --> 01:00:22,925
No.
610
01:00:23,991 --> 01:00:25,658
Come.
611
01:00:25,725 --> 01:00:27,925
No.
612
01:00:27,991 --> 01:00:28,925
Floor.
613
01:00:28,991 --> 01:00:31,491
Come.
614
01:00:32,726 --> 01:00:33,859
Ooh.
615
01:00:33,926 --> 01:00:37,092
Come.
616
01:01:11,760 --> 01:01:13,527
Now,
I know this must seem like
617
01:01:13,593 --> 01:01:16,327
a drastic way to cure
your fear of heights,
618
01:01:16,393 --> 01:01:18,560
but it is the only way.
619
01:01:18,627 --> 01:01:21,561
You have to face your fears
bravely and squarely.
620
01:01:21,628 --> 01:01:22,728
Bravely and squarely.
621
01:01:22,794 --> 01:01:24,561
Good. Now say after me --
622
01:01:24,628 --> 01:01:26,094
there is nothing
to be afraid of.
623
01:01:26,161 --> 01:01:27,494
There is nothing
to be afraid of.
624
01:01:27,561 --> 01:01:29,028
There is nothing
to be afraid of.
625
01:01:29,094 --> 01:01:30,694
There is nothing
to be afraid of.
626
01:01:30,761 --> 01:01:32,094
Nothing can happen to me.
627
01:01:32,161 --> 01:01:32,928
Nothing can happen to me.
628
01:01:33,028 --> 01:01:33,761
Good.
629
01:01:33,828 --> 01:01:37,061
Nothing can happen to me!
630
01:01:37,128 --> 01:01:38,794
There is nothing
to be afraid of.
631
01:01:38,861 --> 01:01:40,528
There is nothing
to be afraid of.
632
01:01:40,594 --> 01:01:43,762
Now turn around
and look over the edge.
633
01:01:43,829 --> 01:01:45,362
No. Look all --
634
01:01:45,429 --> 01:01:47,029
look all the way over.
Turn around.
635
01:01:47,095 --> 01:01:48,229
Turn your body.
636
01:01:48,295 --> 01:01:50,262
Come on.
Nothing can happen to me.
637
01:01:50,329 --> 01:01:52,029
Nothing can happen to me.
638
01:01:52,029 --> 01:01:53,095
There is nothing
to be afraid of.
639
01:01:53,162 --> 01:01:54,729
There is nothing
to be afraid of.
640
01:01:54,795 --> 01:01:57,595
Okay. Now turn around.
Look down.
641
01:01:57,662 --> 01:01:58,629
Nothing can happen to me.
642
01:01:58,695 --> 01:02:00,529
Nothing can happen to me.
643
01:02:00,595 --> 01:02:02,095
Now go back there.
You're on your own.
644
01:02:02,162 --> 01:02:03,295
Everything's gonna be
all right.
645
01:02:03,362 --> 01:02:04,495
There is nothing
to be afraid of.
646
01:02:04,562 --> 01:02:06,130
There is nothing
to be afraid of.
647
01:02:06,196 --> 01:02:07,463
Nothing can happen to me.
648
01:02:07,530 --> 01:02:08,763
Nothing can happen to me!
649
01:02:08,830 --> 01:02:10,496
There is nothing
to be afraid of.
650
01:02:10,563 --> 01:02:12,763
There...is...nothing
to be afraid of.
651
01:02:12,830 --> 01:02:14,496
Nothing can happen
to me.
652
01:02:14,563 --> 01:02:15,696
Nothing can happen to me!!
653
01:02:15,763 --> 01:02:17,430
There is nothing
to be afraid of.
654
01:02:17,496 --> 01:02:19,896
There is nothing
to be afraid of!!
655
01:02:20,030 --> 01:02:21,896
There is nothing
to be afraid of.
656
01:02:22,030 --> 01:02:24,596
There is nothing
to be afraid of!
657
01:02:24,663 --> 01:02:27,396
Nothing can happen
to me.
658
01:02:27,463 --> 01:02:31,031
There is nothing
to be afraid of.
659
01:02:31,031 --> 01:02:37,031
Nothing--nothing
can happen to me.
660
01:02:37,064 --> 01:02:38,331
I did it.
661
01:02:38,397 --> 01:02:40,597
I did it, doc.
662
01:02:40,664 --> 01:02:42,531
Doc, did you see?
I did it.
663
01:02:42,597 --> 01:02:44,031
I just -- doc?
664
01:02:44,064 --> 01:02:48,597
I just le--
665
01:02:48,664 --> 01:02:51,697
nothing can happen to me.
666
01:02:51,764 --> 01:02:55,832
There's nothing to be scared
of.
667
01:02:55,898 --> 01:02:57,632
I still don't know
what happened.
668
01:02:57,698 --> 01:02:59,598
Hmm. I'll tell you
what happened.
669
01:02:59,665 --> 01:03:02,032
What happened was
670
01:03:02,032 --> 01:03:04,032
that it's a good thing
you landed on a flagpole.
671
01:03:04,065 --> 01:03:05,565
That's what happened.
672
01:03:05,632 --> 01:03:07,765
And then when you went
through the canvas awning,
673
01:03:07,832 --> 01:03:10,032
you went through it,
like, 85 miles an hour,
674
01:03:10,098 --> 01:03:12,398
although it slowed you down
a little bit.
675
01:03:12,465 --> 01:03:14,665
And thank goodness for the
lady with the open umbrella.
676
01:03:14,732 --> 01:03:16,366
When you h-h-hit that --
677
01:03:16,433 --> 01:03:17,666
I mean,
I know it's not funny,
678
01:03:17,733 --> 01:03:19,899
but that kicked you
right off into the bus,
679
01:03:20,033 --> 01:03:22,799
and you careened off the bus
into the empty manhole.
680
01:03:22,866 --> 01:03:25,266
It's a good thing
the manhole cover wasn't on.
681
01:03:25,333 --> 01:03:27,033
You could've been badly hurt.
682
01:03:27,033 --> 01:03:28,499
Heh heh.
683
01:03:28,566 --> 01:03:29,599
It's my fault.
What am I laughing --
684
01:03:29,666 --> 01:03:30,866
it's all my fault.
685
01:03:30,933 --> 01:03:33,066
Everything I come
in contact with is wrong.
686
01:03:33,133 --> 01:03:35,033
Maybe it would be best
for the whole world
687
01:03:35,033 --> 01:03:38,033
if I just went away
and I just became a hermit.
688
01:03:38,033 --> 01:03:40,034
That -- yeah -- a hermit.
689
01:03:40,067 --> 01:03:42,734
Wait a minute.
A hermit?
690
01:03:42,800 --> 01:03:44,600
I've got an idea.
691
01:03:44,667 --> 01:03:46,800
Somebody--somebody here
can help you.
692
01:03:46,867 --> 01:03:48,467
A hermit?
693
01:03:48,534 --> 01:03:52,900
No. If I could
only remember his name.
694
01:03:53,034 --> 01:03:55,334
There once was a hermit
named Dave, who had --
695
01:03:55,400 --> 01:03:57,900
no, no, no!
His name isn't Dave.
696
01:03:58,034 --> 01:03:59,834
It's not Dave. Well...
697
01:03:59,900 --> 01:04:06,535
Get me the, uh,
address book on my desk.
698
01:04:06,601 --> 01:04:08,235
On your desk?
699
01:04:08,301 --> 01:04:11,035
Yeah, right up there.
On the top someplace.
700
01:04:11,035 --> 01:04:12,368
Is it on the desk?
701
01:04:12,435 --> 01:04:13,468
Right on top of the desk.
702
01:04:13,535 --> 01:04:15,135
Right in the middle
of the desk.
703
01:04:15,201 --> 01:04:16,401
Here's the middle.
704
01:04:17,668 --> 01:04:19,535
It's on top of the desk.
705
01:04:19,601 --> 01:04:21,035
No. I don't --
706
01:04:21,035 --> 01:04:24,935
I don't see --
I don't see none. No.
707
01:04:25,035 --> 01:04:27,202
Warren, stand
in the middle of the desk.
708
01:04:27,269 --> 01:04:28,869
I'm in the middle.
709
01:04:28,936 --> 01:04:29,869
Okay. Look up.
710
01:04:29,936 --> 01:04:31,469
I'm looking up.
711
01:04:31,536 --> 01:04:34,902
Now...look down.
712
01:04:35,036 --> 01:04:37,636
What does looking up
and looking down do for me?
713
01:04:37,702 --> 01:04:40,236
Look at my desk, and you'll
see the address book.
714
01:04:40,302 --> 01:04:41,736
It says "address book."
715
01:04:41,802 --> 01:04:43,036
Well, I'm not lying!
716
01:04:43,069 --> 01:04:45,402
There's no book
that says "address"!
717
01:04:45,469 --> 01:04:46,869
Warren...
718
01:04:49,470 --> 01:04:51,203
Could you buzz
my secretary?
719
01:04:51,270 --> 01:04:53,737
Ah! Ah!
720
01:04:53,803 --> 01:04:55,670
The brown address book.
721
01:04:55,737 --> 01:04:57,303
Whoa!!
722
01:05:00,503 --> 01:05:02,303
Warren?
723
01:05:02,370 --> 01:05:04,337
Warren?
724
01:05:04,403 --> 01:05:05,670
Warren?
725
01:05:05,737 --> 01:05:07,237
Warren?
726
01:05:50,372 --> 01:05:51,472
Ooh!!
727
01:05:51,539 --> 01:05:53,939
I told them
they ship them too fast!
728
01:07:16,143 --> 01:07:17,543
Well, hi.
729
01:07:17,609 --> 01:07:19,576
A pleasant good day
to you, sir.
730
01:07:19,643 --> 01:07:21,609
Welcome
to surefoot county.
731
01:07:21,676 --> 01:07:23,309
And you was zippin'
right through that
732
01:07:23,376 --> 01:07:26,309
like you were
a land-to-air missile.
733
01:07:26,376 --> 01:07:28,409
Would I be too pushy, sir,
734
01:07:28,476 --> 01:07:32,077
if I asked for
your license, please?
735
01:07:32,144 --> 01:07:33,544
I'm sorry, officer.
736
01:07:33,610 --> 01:07:35,077
I don't have my license.
737
01:07:35,144 --> 01:07:36,544
You don't have
your license with you?
738
01:07:36,610 --> 01:07:37,910
How about that?
739
01:07:38,044 --> 01:07:39,710
I'm gonna have to ask you
to step out of that car!
740
01:07:39,777 --> 01:07:41,677
Step right out
of that car!
741
01:07:41,744 --> 01:07:44,910
That's a fine car.
Right out of that car.
742
01:07:45,044 --> 01:07:47,510
Now slow and spread 'em.
743
01:07:47,577 --> 01:07:49,710
Turn around
and spread 'em now.
744
01:07:49,777 --> 01:07:55,045
Just spread 'em.
Get those hands up there.
745
01:07:55,045 --> 01:07:58,045
I'm checkin' out --
I spread --
746
01:07:58,045 --> 01:07:59,878
I just gotta...
747
01:08:19,312 --> 01:08:21,079
If you're worried
about a ride, my...
748
01:08:28,779 --> 01:08:32,246
Ohhhh!
749
01:08:32,312 --> 01:08:34,246
Wow!!
750
01:08:34,312 --> 01:08:35,479
I don't know, doctor.
751
01:08:35,546 --> 01:08:37,346
I don't think
I'm getting better.
752
01:08:37,412 --> 01:08:41,647
Now, now. It's too soon
to be talking like that.
753
01:08:41,713 --> 01:08:42,780
You've only
been coming here
754
01:08:42,847 --> 01:08:45,147
for six or seven
hundred dollars.
755
01:08:45,213 --> 01:08:47,713
Yeah, but I'm gonna be
running out of money soon.
756
01:08:47,780 --> 01:08:50,680
Hey, what kind of a doctor
do you think I am?
757
01:08:50,747 --> 01:08:53,613
You don't need money
to come here for help.
758
01:08:53,680 --> 01:08:55,880
Well, that's very nice
to hear.
759
01:08:55,947 --> 01:08:59,213
You can bring clothing,
silverware, jewelry.
760
01:08:59,280 --> 01:09:01,280
A good
19-inch television set
761
01:09:01,347 --> 01:09:03,647
will get you four visits.
762
01:09:03,713 --> 01:09:06,581
I think I'm gonna have
to get another job.
763
01:09:06,648 --> 01:09:08,614
Why? What happened
to your last one?
764
01:09:08,681 --> 01:09:10,548
Oh, don't ask.
765
01:09:34,282 --> 01:09:35,282
Fill it up?
766
01:09:35,349 --> 01:09:37,115
Oh, yeah,
would you please?
767
01:09:37,182 --> 01:09:39,049
Uh, what's that sign about?
768
01:09:39,049 --> 01:09:41,115
It means you have to have
the exact amount of cash.
769
01:09:41,182 --> 01:09:43,849
I don't carry any money.
That way, I don't get robbed.
770
01:09:43,915 --> 01:09:44,882
Well, that's terrible.
771
01:09:44,949 --> 01:09:46,249
You're tellin' me.
772
01:09:46,315 --> 01:09:50,682
The way things are,
you're not safe anywhere.
773
01:09:50,749 --> 01:09:52,683
Wow. Then I got a problem.
774
01:09:52,750 --> 01:09:57,216
Here's $100, and I want
you just to take this baby
775
01:09:57,283 --> 01:09:58,950
and get some gas for it.
776
01:09:59,050 --> 01:10:02,083
If there's anything left,
you keep it, all right?
777
01:10:02,150 --> 01:10:03,816
Oh, that's very kind
of you, Mr. Davis.
778
01:10:03,883 --> 01:10:05,516
And don't you worry.
779
01:10:05,583 --> 01:10:07,750
I'm gonna treat this car
like it was my very own.
780
01:10:07,816 --> 01:10:09,283
You have a car?
781
01:10:09,350 --> 01:10:10,850
Oh, yeah. It's right over
there across the street.
782
01:10:10,916 --> 01:10:12,550
You see it?
Right there in the front.
783
01:10:17,117 --> 01:10:17,751
Do me a favor.
784
01:10:17,817 --> 01:10:18,851
Yeah?
785
01:10:18,917 --> 01:10:21,617
Treat it like it's my car.
Ha ha.
786
01:10:21,684 --> 01:10:22,851
Yes, I will, Mr. Davis.
787
01:10:22,917 --> 01:10:23,351
All right.
788
01:10:23,417 --> 01:10:23,951
Okay.
789
01:10:24,017 --> 01:10:27,984
Ha ha ha ha.
790
01:10:28,051 --> 01:10:30,784
What a wonderful human being.
791
01:10:31,817 --> 01:10:34,084
I got
a $100,000 car here,
792
01:10:34,151 --> 01:10:35,884
and all I have
is a $100 bill.
793
01:10:35,951 --> 01:10:37,684
What do I do now?
794
01:10:37,751 --> 01:10:38,785
I have a suggestion.
795
01:10:38,852 --> 01:10:41,685
Yeah?
796
01:10:41,752 --> 01:10:43,118
Put up your hands.
797
01:10:43,185 --> 01:10:44,952
You think you're a misfit.
798
01:10:45,018 --> 01:10:47,785
That's what I said, you know,
when we first talked. Yeah.
799
01:10:47,852 --> 01:10:49,285
Nothing I do is right.
800
01:11:08,153 --> 01:11:10,853
get up, Joe!!
801
01:11:10,919 --> 01:11:12,619
Wake up!!
802
01:11:12,686 --> 01:11:14,353
Quick!! Quick!!
803
01:11:41,787 --> 01:11:43,054
We better get
a move on!
804
01:11:43,054 --> 01:11:47,520
Don't the dance
start at 8:00?!
805
01:11:47,587 --> 01:11:50,421
8:00, right!!
Right, 8:00!!
806
01:11:50,488 --> 01:11:52,955
Ready.
807
01:11:53,055 --> 01:11:57,955
You takin' that
new chick you met?!
808
01:11:58,055 --> 01:12:00,255
She's really stacked!!
Beauty!!
809
01:12:00,321 --> 01:12:01,888
Wait till you see her.
810
01:12:01,955 --> 01:12:02,955
Wait till you see
811
01:12:03,055 --> 01:12:04,255
what I got packaged
for tonight.
812
01:12:04,321 --> 01:12:07,288
She's a 10-plus fraction.
813
01:12:07,355 --> 01:12:09,255
Crazy!!
814
01:12:22,489 --> 01:12:24,689
hey, Joe!!
815
01:12:24,756 --> 01:12:27,089
There's somethin'
up my ass!
816
01:12:45,057 --> 01:12:48,290
I think I'll have the,
uh, nontoxic luncheon.
817
01:12:48,357 --> 01:12:49,423
Would you like to start
818
01:12:49,490 --> 01:12:54,057
with juice, fruit,
or soup?
819
01:12:54,123 --> 01:12:56,057
Uh, I think juice
will be fine.
820
01:12:56,090 --> 01:13:01,424
We have apple, grapefruit,
pineapple, apricot,
821
01:13:01,491 --> 01:13:08,291
orange, lemon, lemon crush,
banana, asparagus, avocado,
822
01:13:09,391 --> 01:13:13,058
nectarine, tangerine,
cherry,
823
01:13:13,124 --> 01:13:19,058
or pitless watermelon.
824
01:13:19,058 --> 01:13:20,892
I think apple
would be fine.
825
01:13:20,959 --> 01:13:22,225
Apple it is.
826
01:13:22,292 --> 01:13:25,259
And what kind of salad would
you like with your meal?
827
01:13:25,325 --> 01:13:27,892
We have Caesar,
watercress,
828
01:13:27,959 --> 01:13:32,092
lettuce and tomato,
plain tomato, plain lettuce,
829
01:13:32,159 --> 01:13:34,325
bibb lettuce,
hearts of lettuce,
830
01:13:34,392 --> 01:13:39,425
hearts of bibb lettuce,
and lettuce leaves.
831
01:13:39,492 --> 01:13:42,925
Uh, watercress
is always the, uh --
832
01:13:43,059 --> 01:13:45,826
watercress it is.
Good choice. You got it.
833
01:13:45,893 --> 01:13:47,526
And what'll you
have on it?
834
01:13:47,593 --> 01:13:50,560
We have vinegar,
vinegar and oil,
835
01:13:50,626 --> 01:13:53,093
plain oil,
thousand island,
836
01:13:53,160 --> 01:13:56,560
hundred island,
Hawaiian island,
837
01:13:56,626 --> 01:14:01,860
three mile island,
Russian, German, Swiss,
838
01:14:01,926 --> 01:14:07,193
Mayo, roquefort,
blue cheese, brown cheese,
839
01:14:07,260 --> 01:14:13,594
cheese, cheese and bacon,
bacon bits, bacon chips.
840
01:14:13,661 --> 01:14:15,794
Uh, vinegar and oil
because --
841
01:14:15,861 --> 01:14:18,261
vinegar and oil.
Good choice. You got it.
842
01:14:18,327 --> 01:14:19,894
And now
for your main course --
843
01:14:19,961 --> 01:14:25,227
we have steak, chops,
veal, lamb chops,
844
01:14:25,294 --> 01:14:28,261
veal chops,
chops of beef,
845
01:14:28,327 --> 01:14:31,062
beef tornadoes,
tornadoes of beef,
846
01:14:31,095 --> 01:14:36,562
roast beef, boiled beef,
broiled beef, baked beef,
847
01:14:36,628 --> 01:14:41,928
braised beef, ribs,
liver, lungs, or knees.
848
01:14:44,728 --> 01:14:46,962
I think steak
is probably --
849
01:14:47,062 --> 01:14:48,728
steak. Yummy.
850
01:14:48,795 --> 01:14:50,728
And how would you
like that --
851
01:14:50,795 --> 01:14:55,629
medium, medium rare,
well, well-done,
852
01:14:55,696 --> 01:14:58,063
rare, very rare...
853
01:14:58,063 --> 01:15:03,163
...sanka, coffee,
decaf, brim, cocoa --
854
01:15:03,229 --> 01:15:06,463
hold it. Could I
just have a check?
855
01:15:06,529 --> 01:15:08,063
Fine.
856
01:15:08,096 --> 01:15:12,563
Will that be cash, visa,
mastercard, carte blanche,
857
01:15:12,629 --> 01:15:15,196
American express,
bank of america card,
858
01:15:15,263 --> 01:15:19,097
bank of Germany, bank of Tokyo,
bank of england,
859
01:15:19,164 --> 01:15:21,964
bank of Honduras,
bank of Uruguay,
860
01:15:22,064 --> 01:15:24,064
bank of
the peloponnesian islands,
861
01:15:24,064 --> 01:15:27,164
bank of Chile,
bank of Israel, bank of...
862
01:15:27,230 --> 01:15:29,130
Can I get my car, please?
863
01:15:29,197 --> 01:15:33,164
Was it
a sedan, coupe, 2-door,
864
01:15:33,230 --> 01:15:36,664
4-door, split top,
convertible?
865
01:15:36,730 --> 01:15:38,697
What color was it?
866
01:15:38,764 --> 01:15:39,897
Plain --
867
01:15:39,964 --> 01:15:41,598
call me a cab.
868
01:15:41,665 --> 01:15:45,531
You want checker, yellow,
red and white,
869
01:15:45,598 --> 01:15:49,365
black and blue,
blue plaid...
870
01:19:22,640 --> 01:19:25,974
Warren,
I owe you an apology.
871
01:19:26,074 --> 01:19:27,707
You do?
872
01:19:27,774 --> 01:19:28,940
The solution
to your problem
873
01:19:29,074 --> 01:19:31,440
has been under my nose
all along,
874
01:19:31,507 --> 01:19:33,074
and I've overlooked it.
875
01:19:33,074 --> 01:19:34,675
It has?
876
01:19:34,741 --> 01:19:37,408
It can be summed up
in one word --
877
01:19:37,475 --> 01:19:41,941
posthypnotic suggestion.
878
01:19:47,308 --> 01:19:49,308
Is that something you
need a prescription for,
879
01:19:49,375 --> 01:19:50,741
or can you get it
over the counter?
880
01:19:50,808 --> 01:19:51,841
Ha ha ha ha ha. No.
881
01:19:51,908 --> 01:19:56,241
You get it right here.
882
01:19:56,308 --> 01:19:58,176
Warren...
883
01:19:58,242 --> 01:20:02,076
I want you
to close your eyes...
884
01:20:02,109 --> 01:20:05,942
For you are going
to sleep.
885
01:20:06,076 --> 01:20:08,309
I want you
to concentrate...
886
01:20:08,376 --> 01:20:12,109
On the sound
of my voice.
887
01:20:12,176 --> 01:20:16,442
There is darkness
all around you.
888
01:20:16,509 --> 01:20:22,677
You are
completely...Relaxed.
889
01:20:22,743 --> 01:20:28,043
As you go deeper...
And deeper...Asleep.
890
01:20:32,043 --> 01:20:35,843
Now I'm going
to clap my hands once.
891
01:20:35,910 --> 01:20:40,010
And when I do,
you will be...Asleep.
892
01:20:41,310 --> 01:20:44,311
Mmm, yeah.
893
01:20:44,378 --> 01:20:45,378
Warren...
894
01:20:45,444 --> 01:20:47,344
Hmm?
895
01:20:47,411 --> 01:20:52,411
I'm going to suggest to you
that your problem is solved.
896
01:20:52,478 --> 01:20:54,378
Uh ha ha.
Uh ha ha.
897
01:20:54,444 --> 01:20:56,511
You will never be
the same man again.
898
01:20:56,578 --> 01:20:57,911
Oh.
899
01:20:57,978 --> 01:21:01,511
You are in complete control
of your every move.
900
01:21:01,578 --> 01:21:02,978
Mmmm hmmm hmmm.
901
01:21:03,044 --> 01:21:06,679
Never again will you
have to carry guilt
902
01:21:06,745 --> 01:21:08,979
for the destruction
that plagues your life.
903
01:21:10,512 --> 01:21:14,679
And now, Warren, I'm going
to give you a key word.
904
01:21:14,745 --> 01:21:16,212
And that key word
905
01:21:16,279 --> 01:21:19,879
will trigger
a posthypnotic suggestion.
906
01:21:19,945 --> 01:21:22,112
And that suggestion is
907
01:21:22,179 --> 01:21:25,179
that all of the bad things
that I have mentioned
908
01:21:25,245 --> 01:21:27,279
will be gone
from your life.
909
01:21:27,345 --> 01:21:28,379
Uh ha ha.
910
01:21:28,445 --> 01:21:33,080
No more destruction,
havoc, chaos.
911
01:21:33,080 --> 01:21:35,980
You will be a well man.
912
01:21:36,080 --> 01:21:37,146
Oh, yeah.
913
01:21:37,213 --> 01:21:38,913
And that word --
914
01:21:38,980 --> 01:21:42,846
the word I'm going to say
to you after you awaken --
915
01:21:42,913 --> 01:21:48,080
is "smorgasbord."
916
01:21:49,346 --> 01:21:54,781
Now awaken.
917
01:21:54,847 --> 01:21:57,081
What happened?
918
01:21:57,114 --> 01:21:59,081
You remember anything?
919
01:21:59,081 --> 01:22:00,481
No, I don't.
920
01:22:00,547 --> 01:22:02,147
Good.
921
01:22:02,214 --> 01:22:03,681
Come with me.
922
01:22:03,747 --> 01:22:05,747
Where are we going?
923
01:22:05,814 --> 01:22:08,114
I'm gonna walk you
downstairs,
924
01:22:08,181 --> 01:22:09,881
out into the world.
925
01:22:09,947 --> 01:22:11,381
You are cured.
926
01:22:11,447 --> 01:22:12,614
I'm very relaxed.
927
01:22:12,681 --> 01:22:13,447
Warren, you're
gonna understand this.
928
01:22:13,514 --> 01:22:14,514
This feels like a --
929
01:22:14,581 --> 01:22:15,814
I need to do this
for you.
930
01:22:15,881 --> 01:22:17,248
I feel like
I'm sleeping in --
931
01:22:17,315 --> 01:22:18,282
Warren! Warren!
932
01:22:18,348 --> 01:22:21,682
So, I never listen --
933
01:22:21,748 --> 01:22:23,482
let me take you out.
934
01:22:23,548 --> 01:22:25,282
I'm really all right.
It's just that, you know --
935
01:22:25,348 --> 01:22:27,415
it's like that feeling
of where you get
936
01:22:27,482 --> 01:22:29,448
so perfectly relaxed,
you know?
937
01:22:29,515 --> 01:22:30,682
Stand here
up against the wall.
938
01:22:30,748 --> 01:22:32,448
I --
939
01:22:32,515 --> 01:22:33,948
are you all right?
940
01:22:34,082 --> 01:22:36,415
Warren. Warren!
Snap out of it.
941
01:22:36,482 --> 01:22:38,515
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, I'm fine.
942
01:22:38,582 --> 01:22:39,616
It's just that, you know,
943
01:22:39,683 --> 01:22:41,749
with such
a relaxed feeling...
944
01:22:41,816 --> 01:22:42,949
That, uh --
945
01:22:43,083 --> 01:22:43,749
are you all right?
946
01:22:43,816 --> 01:22:44,916
Yeah, I'm fine.
947
01:22:44,983 --> 01:22:47,749
I'm--i'm--i'm
just oooohhh.
948
01:22:47,816 --> 01:22:48,983
You'll be all right.
949
01:22:49,083 --> 01:22:50,516
I don't think
I'm cured very good.
950
01:22:50,583 --> 01:22:51,383
Be patient.
951
01:22:51,449 --> 01:22:53,216
I think I'm losing my...
952
01:22:54,749 --> 01:22:58,449
I'm okay, though.
953
01:22:58,516 --> 01:22:59,783
Oh, there's a lady!
954
01:22:59,849 --> 01:23:01,249
Here, lady.
Give me your --
955
01:23:01,316 --> 01:23:02,383
it's okay.
956
01:23:02,449 --> 01:23:03,084
I'll wait
for the next one.
957
01:23:03,150 --> 01:23:04,117
No, no, no. Here.
958
01:23:04,184 --> 01:23:07,550
Let me just open
that part.
959
01:23:07,617 --> 01:23:09,550
If you get
your head in. Wait. Here.
960
01:23:09,617 --> 01:23:11,084
Wait, wait, wait,
wait, lady.
961
01:23:11,150 --> 01:23:13,750
Wait, lady. I can help.
Just get your head --
962
01:23:14,317 --> 01:23:15,917
Aaahh!
963
01:23:17,217 --> 01:23:17,984
There. There.
She's in!
964
01:23:18,084 --> 01:23:19,450
Ooh!
965
01:23:28,985 --> 01:23:30,218
The lady dropped
her sweater.
966
01:23:30,285 --> 01:23:31,518
Right.
967
01:23:31,585 --> 01:23:35,651
Why don't you go over
and pick it up for her?
968
01:23:35,718 --> 01:23:37,318
I would probably
do something terrible.
969
01:23:37,385 --> 01:23:43,585
No. You won't.
I assure you.
970
01:23:43,651 --> 01:23:45,085
Okay, I'll try.
971
01:23:45,151 --> 01:23:45,585
Wait.
972
01:23:45,651 --> 01:23:47,451
What?
973
01:23:47,518 --> 01:23:50,586
Smorgasbord.
974
01:23:50,652 --> 01:23:52,619
I beg your pardon?
975
01:23:52,686 --> 01:23:59,219
Smorgasbord.
976
01:23:59,286 --> 01:24:00,786
I'm feeling
a little strange.
977
01:24:00,852 --> 01:24:04,319
I know.
Now go help the lady.
978
01:24:04,386 --> 01:24:06,886
Go help the lady.
979
01:24:13,153 --> 01:24:15,320
I believe you dropped
your sweater.
980
01:24:15,387 --> 01:24:17,953
How sweet.
981
01:24:58,788 --> 01:25:00,922
Smorgasbord.
982
01:25:07,255 --> 01:25:09,955
Smorgasbord.
983
01:25:11,555 --> 01:25:13,122
Oh, I beg your pardon,
sir.
984
01:25:13,189 --> 01:25:15,789
Could--could I trouble you
for 65 cents
985
01:25:15,855 --> 01:25:18,355
for a cup of coffee,
a cup of coffee,
986
01:25:18,422 --> 01:25:20,989
a cup of coffee,
a cup of -- 65 cents.
987
01:25:21,089 --> 01:25:23,290
Oh, yes. Of course,
my good man.
988
01:25:23,356 --> 01:25:24,623
Here's a dollar.
989
01:25:24,690 --> 01:25:25,290
Oh.
990
01:25:25,356 --> 01:25:26,123
Oh.
991
01:25:26,190 --> 01:25:27,290
Oh, I'll go get it.
992
01:25:27,356 --> 01:25:28,190
I'm sorry.
No, I'll get it.
993
01:25:28,256 --> 01:25:30,456
It's okay. I'll get it.
994
01:25:30,523 --> 01:25:31,556
Aaahhh!!
995
01:26:03,291 --> 01:26:04,691
Smorgasbord.
996
01:26:09,792 --> 01:26:11,458
Smorgasbord.
997
01:26:20,892 --> 01:26:27,658
Smorgasbord.
998
01:26:27,725 --> 01:26:28,592
How was the movie?
999
01:26:28,658 --> 01:26:30,092
Oh, it was
terrific.
1000
01:26:30,158 --> 01:26:31,258
Yeah.
1001
01:26:31,325 --> 01:26:32,426
Should we see it?
1002
01:26:32,493 --> 01:26:33,193
Absolutely.
Don't miss it.
1003
01:26:33,259 --> 01:26:34,459
Yeah.
1004
01:26:34,526 --> 01:26:35,359
Say, uh, could you
1005
01:26:35,426 --> 01:26:39,526
handle another question?
1006
01:26:39,593 --> 01:26:41,926
Was it a good one...
Or fair?
1007
01:26:41,993 --> 01:26:43,926
Did you like it,
or did you love it?
1008
01:26:43,993 --> 01:26:46,259
Will I love it
or just like it?
1009
01:26:46,326 --> 01:26:48,326
Was it cute, or silly?
1010
01:26:48,393 --> 01:26:50,693
Was there music?
Was it loud?
1011
01:26:50,759 --> 01:26:52,959
Will we laugh?
Is it sad?
1012
01:26:53,093 --> 01:26:55,259
Is it long, or regular?
1013
01:26:55,326 --> 01:26:58,094
Could you see it twice,
or is once enough?
1014
01:27:02,694 --> 01:27:05,094
Well, uh, since
you're so interested,
1015
01:27:05,127 --> 01:27:06,660
I'll--I'll--I'll
tell you.
1016
01:27:06,727 --> 01:27:08,960
It's really good.
You know what happens?
1017
01:29:24,866 --> 01:29:27,600
You got a light?
1018
01:29:27,666 --> 01:29:30,466
I wanna thank the
naacp for this award.
1019
01:29:30,533 --> 01:29:32,100
Put me down!
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