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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:48,715 --> 00:00:49,835 Supergas petroleum enhancer, 2 00:00:50,592 --> 00:00:51,592 January 15, 3 00:00:52,261 --> 00:00:54,547 experiment no. 573, group 6. 4 00:01:04,356 --> 00:01:05,516 What's up? 5 00:01:20,622 --> 00:01:21,782 Supergas works! 6 00:01:29,590 --> 00:01:30,590 Supergas! 7 00:01:31,592 --> 00:01:32,672 It works! 8 00:01:34,428 --> 00:01:36,885 This is a revolution in renewable energy. 9 00:01:38,432 --> 00:01:42,141 I talked to a vc firm. They want to sign on Wednesday. 10 00:01:43,020 --> 00:01:45,477 Right now, I'm leaving for Thailand. 11 00:01:45,689 --> 00:01:47,375 All t need is Mr. zhou's power of attorney, 12 00:01:47,399 --> 00:01:48,559 and we're ready. 13 00:01:50,611 --> 00:01:51,771 Xu lang, 14 00:01:52,237 --> 00:01:54,193 we've been together for 12 years. 15 00:01:54,906 --> 00:01:57,022 I ask you for a divorce, 16 00:01:57,576 --> 00:02:00,659 and your first reaction is to tell me not to affect your business! 17 00:02:01,622 --> 00:02:03,237 This marriage... 18 00:02:03,415 --> 00:02:04,905 Means nothing to you, does it? 19 00:02:05,834 --> 00:02:08,792 You know how much I've put into this project. 20 00:02:09,004 --> 00:02:10,039 Xiao di had an accident. 21 00:02:10,797 --> 00:02:11,797 What happened to her? 22 00:02:12,090 --> 00:02:14,046 She got in a fight with a classmate yesterday... 23 00:02:14,343 --> 00:02:16,049 To prove she had been to ocean park. 24 00:02:16,928 --> 00:02:18,213 That kid shoved her, 25 00:02:18,388 --> 00:02:19,828 she fell, and cracked her head open. 26 00:02:20,474 --> 00:02:21,714 How could this happen? 27 00:02:22,559 --> 00:02:25,330 I promised I would take her to ocean park, why weren't you watching her? 28 00:02:25,354 --> 00:02:27,140 You've already made that promise 7 times. 29 00:02:27,981 --> 00:02:29,721 She's been waiting this whole time. 30 00:02:33,278 --> 00:02:35,018 I can't sign the divorce papers today. 31 00:02:35,739 --> 00:02:37,275 I'm gonna miss my flight. 32 00:02:37,949 --> 00:02:39,564 I can't sign today, really. 33 00:02:39,743 --> 00:02:40,573 And I'm not going to explain again. 34 00:02:40,744 --> 00:02:42,096 I've spent the last four years of my life on this project. 35 00:02:42,120 --> 00:02:43,656 This is everything I have! 36 00:02:44,122 --> 00:02:46,238 I'll talk to you when I get back. 37 00:02:46,416 --> 00:02:47,416 I want only xiao di. 38 00:02:48,001 --> 00:02:49,491 Do you want me to kneel down and beg? 39 00:03:01,890 --> 00:03:03,210 The last time you knelt for me... 40 00:03:03,558 --> 00:03:05,344 Was when you proposed. 41 00:03:06,269 --> 00:03:07,725 How ironic. 42 00:03:10,732 --> 00:03:11,732 Oh my! 43 00:03:12,484 --> 00:03:13,644 Xu, what are you doing? 44 00:03:13,902 --> 00:03:14,902 Get out! 45 00:03:16,238 --> 00:03:18,069 Are you proposing to your wife again? 46 00:03:18,699 --> 00:03:20,985 Aren't you supposed to be in Paris for your honeymoon? 47 00:03:21,159 --> 00:03:22,387 Did you hear anything from Mr. zhou? 48 00:03:22,411 --> 00:03:23,411 No, I didn't. 49 00:03:23,662 --> 00:03:25,462 I heard you talked to a venture capital firm. 50 00:03:25,664 --> 00:03:26,278 No, I haven't. 51 00:03:26,581 --> 00:03:27,581 Then where are you going? 52 00:03:27,916 --> 00:03:28,951 Hong Kong. What? 53 00:03:29,292 --> 00:03:30,623 What for? 54 00:03:31,378 --> 00:03:32,618 Has Mr. zhou contacted you? 55 00:03:32,838 --> 00:03:34,499 No, he hasn't. Do you know where he is? 56 00:03:34,673 --> 00:03:35,833 No. I thought you knew. 57 00:03:36,007 --> 00:03:37,838 No. How did you know I knew? 58 00:03:38,009 --> 00:03:38,714 I don't know you know! 59 00:03:38,885 --> 00:03:40,365 Enjoy your conversation. I'm leaving. 60 00:03:41,930 --> 00:03:42,930 Let go of me. 61 00:03:44,725 --> 00:03:46,841 Didn't you just say you're going to Thailand? 62 00:03:48,812 --> 00:03:50,097 No, I didn't. 63 00:03:51,189 --> 00:03:53,851 I'll say it again, all I want is xiao di. 64 00:03:55,610 --> 00:03:57,020 Let go of me! 65 00:03:58,697 --> 00:04:00,278 Take care! 66 00:04:04,745 --> 00:04:06,076 So you're going to Thailand? 67 00:04:07,372 --> 00:04:08,812 You believe the lies I told my wife? 68 00:04:08,915 --> 00:04:10,200 Mr. zhou is in Thailand. 69 00:04:11,084 --> 00:04:14,284 Xiao man is pregnant, and she's alone in France. How can you not worry about her? 70 00:04:14,755 --> 00:04:16,715 What was that argument about? Who cheated on whom? 71 00:04:18,091 --> 00:04:20,377 We've been married for years. Kneeling is normal. 72 00:04:20,802 --> 00:04:22,238 I don't think that neck of yours is ever going to get better. 73 00:04:22,262 --> 00:04:23,364 Yeah? Don't your teeth hurt too? 74 00:04:23,388 --> 00:04:24,468 Your teeth hurt! 75 00:04:30,979 --> 00:04:32,469 Your phone is charged. 76 00:04:33,273 --> 00:04:34,273 Here's the thai baht. 77 00:04:34,483 --> 00:04:36,294 You're on little red riding hood tours. Business class was sold out. 78 00:04:36,318 --> 00:04:37,837 Gao Bo came back before his honeymoon was over. 79 00:04:37,861 --> 00:04:39,589 That means he has a contract with the French company. 80 00:04:39,613 --> 00:04:40,068 Yes. 81 00:04:40,238 --> 00:04:41,424 We're screwed if he finds Mr. zhou. 82 00:04:41,448 --> 00:04:42,062 Yes. 83 00:04:42,240 --> 00:04:43,551 Keep an eye on him, and call me if he does anything. 84 00:04:43,575 --> 00:04:44,280 Yes, sir! 85 00:04:44,451 --> 00:04:45,451 When is the flight? 86 00:04:45,577 --> 00:04:46,577 Two hours. 87 00:04:46,703 --> 00:04:47,805 Have you heard from the hacker? 88 00:04:47,829 --> 00:04:49,432 The hacker said Mr. zhou is in chiangmai. 89 00:04:49,456 --> 00:04:50,850 I know chiangmai, but where in chiangmai? 90 00:04:50,874 --> 00:04:52,364 Chiangmai's... surrounding regions. 91 00:04:59,800 --> 00:05:00,800 Surrounding regions? 92 00:05:00,842 --> 00:05:04,005 He seems to be in a meditation class at one of the temples. 93 00:05:04,179 --> 00:05:05,179 One of the temples? 94 00:05:05,430 --> 00:05:06,430 Yeah, one of the temples. 95 00:05:06,473 --> 00:05:08,284 You're saying I have to find a temple. In Thailand? 96 00:05:08,308 --> 00:05:10,244 The hacker said he'll check zhou's other email accounts. 97 00:05:10,268 --> 00:05:11,746 So you want me to sleep on the street in Thailand? 98 00:05:11,770 --> 00:05:13,852 No! I'll send you the map soon! 99 00:05:14,022 --> 00:05:15,792 If you can't tell me which wooden fish he's banging in front of which Buddha... 100 00:05:15,816 --> 00:05:17,416 At which temple on which mountain today, 101 00:05:17,609 --> 00:05:18,669 you'll never work in this industry again, got it? 102 00:05:18,693 --> 00:05:19,693 Yes, sir! 103 00:05:21,530 --> 00:05:23,066 Mr. xu, how's your tooth? 104 00:05:23,240 --> 00:05:25,947 Send the map to the big phone. If something comes up, call this one. 105 00:05:26,743 --> 00:05:27,778 Yes, sir! 106 00:05:55,772 --> 00:05:56,772 Hello, xiao di? 107 00:05:56,815 --> 00:05:59,455 Listen, when I get back from Thailand, I'll take you to ocean park. 108 00:05:59,526 --> 00:06:00,732 I don't believe you! 109 00:06:01,361 --> 00:06:02,692 Sweetie, dad's sorry, really. 110 00:06:02,863 --> 00:06:03,602 Liar! 111 00:06:03,780 --> 00:06:04,519 I mean it this time. 112 00:06:04,698 --> 00:06:05,437 The girls say I don't have a dad! 113 00:06:05,615 --> 00:06:06,695 Well, don't listen to them! 114 00:06:07,450 --> 00:06:08,450 Hello? 115 00:06:17,127 --> 00:06:17,832 Lili! 116 00:06:18,003 --> 00:06:18,617 Yeah, hi. 117 00:06:19,004 --> 00:06:21,004 I still don't have the map. When am I gonna get it? 118 00:06:21,506 --> 00:06:22,506 Guess! 119 00:06:24,551 --> 00:06:25,666 Listen to me, 120 00:06:25,844 --> 00:06:27,129 if I go to Thailand with no map, 121 00:06:27,512 --> 00:06:29,872 just the words "somewhere in chiangmai”, what am I gonna do? 122 00:06:29,973 --> 00:06:30,973 Ladyboys! 123 00:06:33,435 --> 00:06:35,767 What else would you do? 124 00:06:36,021 --> 00:06:37,636 Don't worry! I'll bring one back for you! 125 00:06:38,899 --> 00:06:40,890 I have to go now. Send me the map asap! 126 00:06:41,067 --> 00:06:42,932 Oh, you bet I will! Bye! 127 00:06:49,242 --> 00:06:50,242 Whoa! 128 00:06:50,619 --> 00:06:51,654 That's a big screen! 129 00:06:52,829 --> 00:06:55,536 Sorry. Sorry, sorry... 130 00:06:58,919 --> 00:06:59,919 Hello? 131 00:07:00,128 --> 00:07:02,870 You have the address? Good! Send it to me right now! 132 00:07:15,268 --> 00:07:16,474 Hey, we're taking off. 133 00:07:19,814 --> 00:07:22,351 The phone signal interferes with the plane's radio. 134 00:07:23,568 --> 00:07:25,775 What if we crash? 135 00:07:26,905 --> 00:07:27,690 Turn it off. 136 00:07:27,864 --> 00:07:29,300 I know! I don't need you to tell me that. 137 00:07:29,324 --> 00:07:30,324 Then turn it off. 138 00:07:38,124 --> 00:07:39,159 How can I help you, sir? 139 00:07:39,459 --> 00:07:40,699 His phone is still on! 140 00:07:40,877 --> 00:07:41,877 What are you doing? 141 00:07:42,045 --> 00:07:43,376 Your phone is still on. 142 00:07:43,713 --> 00:07:45,294 It's dangerous to keep it on, you know. 143 00:07:45,590 --> 00:07:47,902 Sir, please power off your phone and other electronic devices. 144 00:07:47,926 --> 00:07:49,006 Yes, I will. Just a second. 145 00:07:50,762 --> 00:07:52,798 I'm sorry, sir. Please turn off your phone now. 146 00:07:53,515 --> 00:07:54,755 She doesn't buy it! 147 00:07:55,183 --> 00:07:57,828 It's dangerous to leave it on. Think about all these people's lives. 148 00:07:57,852 --> 00:07:59,092 Come on, turn it off. 149 00:08:03,858 --> 00:08:05,268 Thank you for your cooperation. 150 00:08:06,403 --> 00:08:07,188 It's ok. 151 00:08:07,362 --> 00:08:08,798 The first time I flew, I didn't know either. 152 00:08:08,822 --> 00:08:10,403 I fly all the time. 153 00:08:10,907 --> 00:08:12,192 So what do you do? 154 00:08:13,785 --> 00:08:14,991 I make onion pancakes! 155 00:08:15,537 --> 00:08:17,577 My weibo handle is "bao's onion pancake chronicles." 156 00:08:17,747 --> 00:08:19,829 Do you have a weibo? Let's friend each other. 157 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:21,285 I've turned off my phone. 158 00:08:21,751 --> 00:08:23,207 It's ok. We can do it when we land. 159 00:08:26,840 --> 00:08:27,840 This is the entry form. 160 00:08:28,008 --> 00:08:29,123 Please fill it out. 161 00:08:29,676 --> 00:08:30,711 This is the entry form. 162 00:08:31,761 --> 00:08:32,761 Please fill it out. 163 00:08:37,851 --> 00:08:39,341 Hey, what's your name? 164 00:08:39,894 --> 00:08:40,894 What do you want? 165 00:08:41,438 --> 00:08:42,678 Can you tell me what this says? 166 00:08:42,814 --> 00:08:43,814 What should I write here? 167 00:08:44,566 --> 00:08:45,566 Give me your passport. 168 00:08:46,192 --> 00:08:47,192 Thanks you! 169 00:08:48,611 --> 00:08:51,068 Why do you keep everything in plastic bags? 170 00:08:51,865 --> 00:08:53,509 My mom said that it rains a lot in Thailand, 171 00:08:53,533 --> 00:08:55,052 you have to waterproof before you get there. 172 00:08:55,076 --> 00:08:55,485 Wang bao? 173 00:08:55,869 --> 00:08:56,869 You can call me baobao. 174 00:08:58,621 --> 00:09:00,101 The purpose of your trip to Thailand? 175 00:09:01,041 --> 00:09:03,032 Well, look, this is my to-do list! 176 00:09:03,460 --> 00:09:05,325 First I want to see the Taj Mahal, and then... 177 00:09:05,670 --> 00:09:06,910 Whoa, hold on. 178 00:09:07,714 --> 00:09:09,079 The Taj Mahal is in India! 179 00:09:11,009 --> 00:09:12,529 Oh, well, I'll scratch that off, then. 180 00:09:14,345 --> 00:09:16,381 I'm gonna get a massage, ride an elephant, 181 00:09:16,556 --> 00:09:17,762 go swimming, worship Buddha, 182 00:09:18,016 --> 00:09:19,616 and I'm going to fight a thai kickboxer! 183 00:09:19,726 --> 00:09:20,846 And to plant my health tree. 184 00:09:20,977 --> 00:09:22,577 Ok, ok, we don't have to write all that. 185 00:09:22,687 --> 00:09:23,722 Just "travel" is fine. 186 00:09:24,272 --> 00:09:25,592 I'm gonna see a ladyboy show too! 187 00:09:26,399 --> 00:09:28,355 Look! Ladyboys! 188 00:09:31,529 --> 00:09:32,860 Is this a ladyboy too? 189 00:09:33,990 --> 00:09:35,571 No. That's my girlfriend. 190 00:09:36,034 --> 00:09:37,034 This is your girlfriend? 191 00:09:37,619 --> 00:09:38,619 Yeah. 192 00:09:38,745 --> 00:09:39,985 This is fan bingbing! 193 00:09:40,997 --> 00:09:42,783 Yeah! Fan bingbing is my girlfriend. 194 00:09:42,957 --> 00:09:44,237 Fan bingbing is your girlfriend? 195 00:09:44,334 --> 00:09:45,334 Yeah! 196 00:09:46,503 --> 00:09:47,743 You cut this out of a magazine. 197 00:09:48,463 --> 00:09:49,463 No, I didn't. 198 00:09:49,589 --> 00:09:51,079 I got it from a newspaper. 199 00:09:52,258 --> 00:09:53,903 Whatever's wrong with you, you need some pills. 200 00:09:53,927 --> 00:09:55,258 How did you know it was time? 201 00:10:00,225 --> 00:10:01,715 How can I help you, sir? 202 00:10:02,143 --> 00:10:03,553 Can I have some water? 203 00:10:03,770 --> 00:10:04,930 Yes, sir. I'll be right back. 204 00:10:36,261 --> 00:10:37,261 Lili, 205 00:10:37,720 --> 00:10:38,720 I just landed at Bangkok. 206 00:10:39,848 --> 00:10:41,509 I couldn't download the map on the plane. 207 00:10:41,683 --> 00:10:42,683 Send it again, alright? 208 00:10:43,685 --> 00:10:44,685 Hang on. 209 00:10:45,395 --> 00:10:47,135 I think my phone has a virus. 210 00:10:47,689 --> 00:10:49,350 Hey, can you take a picture of me? 211 00:10:49,524 --> 00:10:49,933 Hey! 212 00:10:50,108 --> 00:10:51,268 Please! Take a picture of me! 213 00:10:52,944 --> 00:10:53,944 Ok, ok. Here. 214 00:10:53,987 --> 00:10:54,987 Thanks. 215 00:10:55,822 --> 00:10:57,902 Can you hold this for me? I need to use the bathroom. 216 00:10:59,826 --> 00:11:00,861 Thanks! 217 00:11:02,245 --> 00:11:03,655 Hey... 218 00:11:04,372 --> 00:11:06,909 I have a weak signal on my phone here. Email it to me. 219 00:11:08,585 --> 00:11:09,585 Tour guide! 220 00:11:10,253 --> 00:11:12,209 Do you know any earlier flights to chiangmai? 221 00:11:12,380 --> 00:11:13,420 You aren't coming with us? 222 00:11:13,631 --> 00:11:14,791 No, I have an emergency. 223 00:11:14,966 --> 00:11:15,966 Hold on, let me check. 224 00:11:16,050 --> 00:11:17,881 Nothing here, Don mueang airport has a flight. 225 00:11:18,386 --> 00:11:20,627 But you need to hurry, the flight leaves in an hour. 226 00:11:20,889 --> 00:11:21,889 Ok, got it. 227 00:11:22,098 --> 00:11:23,284 There are just the two airports in Bangkok? 228 00:11:23,308 --> 00:11:25,219 Yes. And I can't refund your booking fee. 229 00:11:25,393 --> 00:11:26,393 That's fine. 230 00:11:37,363 --> 00:11:38,363 Hey! 231 00:11:38,948 --> 00:11:39,948 Hey! 232 00:11:42,202 --> 00:11:44,193 Sorry to keep you waiting so long. 233 00:11:44,495 --> 00:11:45,701 Where the hell have you been? 234 00:11:46,581 --> 00:11:48,822 Hey, you know what, I saw a spy in the bathroom! 235 00:11:49,334 --> 00:11:50,164 Lunatic. 236 00:11:50,335 --> 00:11:51,975 Seriously! He was talking on the phone... 237 00:11:52,170 --> 00:11:54,370 About putting viruses into cell phones and GPS tracking. 238 00:12:01,596 --> 00:12:02,711 Hey, are you ok? 239 00:12:04,098 --> 00:12:05,338 What are you doing? 240 00:12:05,516 --> 00:12:06,556 Aren't you coming with us? 241 00:12:07,393 --> 00:12:08,393 Bye! 242 00:12:08,895 --> 00:12:09,895 Bye! 243 00:12:12,899 --> 00:12:13,899 Wang bao! 244 00:12:14,317 --> 00:12:15,523 Hurry! 245 00:12:17,862 --> 00:12:19,068 You can call me baobao. 246 00:12:19,656 --> 00:12:22,648 Wang bao, I'm heading chiangmai for some business. 247 00:12:23,076 --> 00:12:24,236 It was a chance acquaintance. 248 00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:26,951 Very nice meeting you. 249 00:12:27,121 --> 00:12:29,601 Next time I visit Beijing, I've got to try your onion pancakes. 250 00:12:29,707 --> 00:12:31,743 You have to promise! 251 00:12:31,960 --> 00:12:32,960 Yeah. 252 00:12:33,670 --> 00:12:35,456 Why don't you write down my number? 253 00:12:36,339 --> 00:12:37,942 No need. I'll find you when I'm in Beijing. 254 00:12:37,966 --> 00:12:40,298 But how are you gonna find me if you don't know my number? 255 00:12:41,010 --> 00:12:42,170 Come on, write that down. 256 00:12:42,679 --> 00:12:43,464 Fine, go ahead. 257 00:12:43,638 --> 00:12:45,838 You might need a pen. My number is not easy to remember. 258 00:12:46,307 --> 00:12:47,307 I have a good memory. 259 00:12:47,475 --> 00:12:48,475 Just say it. 260 00:12:48,518 --> 00:12:50,759 It's 137970767017. 261 00:12:51,479 --> 00:12:52,719 Can you repeat it? 262 00:12:52,981 --> 00:12:54,861 I think I have memorized it. See you in Beijing! 263 00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:57,724 Remember to call me, and I'll have your number! 264 00:12:57,902 --> 00:12:59,262 Enjoy your life with fan bingbing! 265 00:13:05,702 --> 00:13:06,282 Hey! 266 00:13:06,452 --> 00:13:07,487 I'm sorry. 267 00:13:07,662 --> 00:13:08,662 I lied to you. 268 00:13:08,955 --> 00:13:09,614 The truth is, 269 00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:11,141 fan bingbing is not my girlfriend yet. 270 00:13:11,165 --> 00:13:12,871 Ok, I got it. Have a good trip! Bye! 271 00:13:13,042 --> 00:13:13,622 My mom likes fan bingbing. 272 00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:14,793 Bye! 273 00:13:14,919 --> 00:13:15,919 She's a huge fan fan! 274 00:13:16,004 --> 00:13:17,004 Bye! 275 00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:47,774 Go that way. Be quick! 276 00:13:48,328 --> 00:13:50,239 No, no, no. 277 00:13:50,413 --> 00:13:51,493 Calm down. 278 00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:52,904 No police, no camera! 279 00:13:53,249 --> 00:13:54,489 Just relax. 280 00:13:56,002 --> 00:13:57,082 Use loudspeaker! 281 00:13:57,253 --> 00:13:58,253 No, no. 282 00:13:58,296 --> 00:13:59,896 Gentlemen don't honk their horns. Relax. 283 00:14:00,173 --> 00:14:01,583 Calm down... 284 00:14:01,758 --> 00:14:03,669 I've no time to calm down! 285 00:14:05,094 --> 00:14:07,301 Calm down. 286 00:14:08,097 --> 00:14:09,177 Now you're Japanese... 287 00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:11,089 I am not Japanese. I am Chinese! 288 00:14:11,309 --> 00:14:13,391 Chinese people are always in a hurry. 289 00:14:13,728 --> 00:14:14,848 Thai people are always lazy. 290 00:14:15,480 --> 00:14:16,480 Where in China? 291 00:14:16,689 --> 00:14:17,348 Beijing. 292 00:14:17,523 --> 00:14:18,523 Beijing? 293 00:14:18,649 --> 00:14:20,435 The traffic in Beijing is much worse! 294 00:14:20,735 --> 00:14:24,068 This is Thailand. Calm down... 295 00:14:37,043 --> 00:14:38,043 Please... 296 00:14:38,127 --> 00:14:41,836 Sorry, you can't buy any ticket when you don't have your passport. 297 00:14:43,049 --> 00:14:44,960 Ok, tell me the fastest way to chiangmai? 298 00:14:45,134 --> 00:14:47,250 By train, and tomorrow morning, half one. 299 00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:49,460 Train without a passport is ok? 300 00:14:49,847 --> 00:14:50,882 Yes, sir. 301 00:14:51,557 --> 00:14:52,342 And hotel? 302 00:14:52,517 --> 00:14:53,517 No. 303 00:14:54,602 --> 00:14:55,682 Ok. 304 00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:39,222 Did you lose something? 305 00:15:40,773 --> 00:15:42,229 You can't find it, can you? 306 00:15:42,817 --> 00:15:44,933 Well, I got it! 307 00:15:46,446 --> 00:15:47,446 I was wondering... 308 00:15:47,655 --> 00:15:49,191 Why your phone was in my pocket. 309 00:15:49,824 --> 00:15:51,280 Who told you to bring it back? 310 00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:53,365 The team leader told me you were here. 311 00:15:53,870 --> 00:15:55,310 I almost lost you. Here's your phone. 312 00:15:55,413 --> 00:15:57,324 I don't need it. Take it, as a gift. Now go! 313 00:15:58,541 --> 00:16:01,203 No, I can't. My mom says I can't take what I haven't earned. 314 00:16:01,502 --> 00:16:03,902 Didn't your mom tell you obedience is better than politeness? 315 00:16:05,339 --> 00:16:07,979 My mom told me to be kind and do the right thing whenever possible. 316 00:16:09,385 --> 00:16:11,125 You are unbelievable! 317 00:16:11,721 --> 00:16:12,721 Are you being sarcastic? 318 00:16:12,889 --> 00:16:14,049 No. That was a compliment. 319 00:16:14,307 --> 00:16:15,667 Then could you lend me some money? 320 00:16:16,726 --> 00:16:17,841 Have you lost your mind? 321 00:16:18,144 --> 00:16:19,304 How did you know that? 322 00:16:20,146 --> 00:16:22,979 I forgot my wallet this morning. When I found out, it's too late. 323 00:16:23,441 --> 00:16:25,682 And I had to take a cab to catch you. 324 00:16:26,068 --> 00:16:27,668 The cab driver is waiting for me to pay. 325 00:16:28,404 --> 00:16:30,235 I promise I'll pay you back later. 326 00:16:31,616 --> 00:16:33,231 That's enough. Thanks! 327 00:17:23,376 --> 00:17:24,491 Hey, wang bao! 328 00:17:26,295 --> 00:17:27,375 Do you have your passport? 329 00:17:29,131 --> 00:17:30,371 Yes, I do. Do you? 330 00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:31,880 I'm sorry, wang bao. 331 00:17:32,176 --> 00:17:33,211 I was rude just now. 332 00:17:33,386 --> 00:17:34,386 It doesn't matter. 333 00:17:34,428 --> 00:17:37,135 Listen, from now on, we're traveling together. 334 00:17:37,765 --> 00:17:39,005 We'll go to chiangmai together. 335 00:17:40,101 --> 00:17:40,931 You don't have to. 336 00:17:41,102 --> 00:17:42,592 You already paid for my cab. 337 00:17:42,770 --> 00:17:44,850 You don't have any money and you've been left behind. 338 00:17:44,939 --> 00:17:46,339 How are you gonna finish your list? 339 00:17:53,239 --> 00:17:54,570 Where are you going to stay? 340 00:17:55,324 --> 00:17:56,564 Let me pay for your hotel room. 341 00:17:59,161 --> 00:18:01,223 People have to help each other when they leave their home. 342 00:18:01,247 --> 00:18:02,247 Just like a team. 343 00:18:04,041 --> 00:18:04,871 My name is xu lang. 344 00:18:05,042 --> 00:18:06,042 I am baobao. 345 00:18:17,388 --> 00:18:19,504 But my mom says, if it's too good to be true... 346 00:18:19,724 --> 00:18:21,055 Did your mom ever tell you... 347 00:18:21,225 --> 00:18:22,785 That most people in the world are good? 348 00:18:23,269 --> 00:18:24,989 Well, then... what should we name our team? 349 00:18:25,313 --> 00:18:26,348 Thailand legend. 350 00:18:26,606 --> 00:18:28,187 Do you maybe have anything better? 351 00:18:28,858 --> 00:18:30,143 How about potato and mushroom? 352 00:18:30,318 --> 00:18:31,998 Forget it, let's stick to Thailand legend. 353 00:18:40,870 --> 00:18:42,485 Can I have your passport, sir? 354 00:18:43,289 --> 00:18:44,028 Just a moment. 355 00:18:44,206 --> 00:18:44,786 Ok. 356 00:18:45,082 --> 00:18:46,117 Give me your passport. 357 00:18:48,502 --> 00:18:49,742 I have the membership card. 358 00:18:53,549 --> 00:18:54,880 Stop taking pictures. 359 00:18:58,429 --> 00:19:00,465 Get the chair in the picture, too. 360 00:19:00,890 --> 00:19:01,504 Why? 361 00:19:01,682 --> 00:19:02,682 Just get it in the shot. 362 00:19:04,018 --> 00:19:08,102 The peace sign has to be the lamest gesture in the world. 363 00:19:12,818 --> 00:19:14,149 Let's go see a ladyboy show! 364 00:19:14,570 --> 00:19:16,298 They're just a bunch of guys. How is that supposed to be entertaining? 365 00:19:16,322 --> 00:19:17,322 What? 366 00:19:17,615 --> 00:19:18,695 Ladyboys are actually guys? 367 00:19:20,284 --> 00:19:22,821 What are you doing in Thailand if you didn't even know that? 368 00:19:26,207 --> 00:19:27,572 How do they do it? 369 00:19:28,042 --> 00:19:29,748 Does your phone have 3g? 370 00:19:30,127 --> 00:19:30,786 No. 371 00:19:30,961 --> 00:19:32,081 Can it get online with WiFi? 372 00:19:32,213 --> 00:19:34,044 Sure. I just posted on weibo, for free! 373 00:19:37,927 --> 00:19:40,293 Hey, look, a massage! 374 00:19:40,554 --> 00:19:41,554 Spa! 375 00:19:41,889 --> 00:19:43,095 Let's go shopping! 376 00:19:43,557 --> 00:19:44,557 Nope! 377 00:19:45,559 --> 00:19:46,765 How about a massage treatment? 378 00:19:47,061 --> 00:19:48,471 Nope! 379 00:19:48,813 --> 00:19:49,643 How about dinner? 380 00:19:49,814 --> 00:19:50,814 Nope! 381 00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:52,440 Jeez! 382 00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:53,935 I'll pay the money back! 383 00:19:55,111 --> 00:19:56,521 I can't think about it right now. 384 00:19:57,988 --> 00:19:59,068 But I'm hungry. 385 00:19:59,240 --> 00:20:00,525 Go get dinner then. 386 00:20:00,741 --> 00:20:01,741 I've no money. 387 00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:04,445 Help yourself. 388 00:20:04,620 --> 00:20:06,100 I don't speak english. I can't order. 389 00:20:14,755 --> 00:20:15,915 This is your hotel, right? 390 00:20:16,090 --> 00:20:17,671 Yes, sir. 391 00:20:17,842 --> 00:20:18,957 I've booked a room. 392 00:20:19,176 --> 00:20:23,169 And can you tell me if there were anyone using the same card to check in? 393 00:20:23,347 --> 00:20:24,678 Wait a moment, sir. 394 00:20:26,642 --> 00:20:28,098 Yes, there's one. 395 00:20:28,310 --> 00:20:30,426 This man is my workmate. 396 00:20:30,813 --> 00:20:32,428 Today is his birthday. 397 00:20:32,773 --> 00:20:34,764 I wanna give him a surprise. 398 00:20:36,193 --> 00:20:37,774 I need to speak to him. 399 00:20:37,945 --> 00:20:39,105 Ok. 400 00:20:44,368 --> 00:20:45,574 It went through. 401 00:20:48,122 --> 00:20:49,328 He's not in. 402 00:20:58,257 --> 00:20:59,622 You came here to have a vacation. 403 00:21:00,801 --> 00:21:03,713 Why is fighting a thai kickboxer an item on your to-do list? 404 00:21:05,055 --> 00:21:06,716 I've talked to fan bingbing's agent. 405 00:21:07,183 --> 00:21:09,424 He said I can be her personal bodyguard... 406 00:21:09,935 --> 00:21:11,615 If I win a match against a thai kickboxer. 407 00:21:11,812 --> 00:21:12,551 When I do, 408 00:21:12,730 --> 00:21:14,311 I'll make her onion pancakes every day. 409 00:21:14,482 --> 00:21:16,894 Well, she can't eat that 365 days in a row. 410 00:21:17,318 --> 00:21:19,809 You don't understand, onion pancakes sound easy, 411 00:21:19,987 --> 00:21:21,827 but there are special ways to knead the dough. 412 00:21:22,031 --> 00:21:24,050 And you need to know whether to use unleavened, leavened or steamed dough, 413 00:21:24,074 --> 00:21:24,859 what kind of spring onions to use, 414 00:21:25,034 --> 00:21:26,762 and whether to grill, roast, steam or fry... 415 00:21:26,786 --> 00:21:27,445 Ok, ok, 416 00:21:27,745 --> 00:21:28,930 how much do you sell them for? 417 00:21:28,954 --> 00:21:29,739 It's 2.5 yuan. 418 00:21:29,914 --> 00:21:30,494 What do the ingredients cost? 419 00:21:30,706 --> 00:21:31,706 Less than 1 yuan. 420 00:21:31,999 --> 00:21:33,119 How many can you sell a day? 421 00:21:33,209 --> 00:21:33,789 About 800. 422 00:21:34,168 --> 00:21:35,168 That's a lot! 423 00:21:35,211 --> 00:21:36,326 That's on a slow day. 424 00:21:36,670 --> 00:21:38,206 Your net profit is 26,000 a month. 425 00:21:39,548 --> 00:21:41,584 You could make more money if you franchised it. 426 00:21:42,176 --> 00:21:43,176 That's right! 427 00:21:43,719 --> 00:21:46,836 If you had 100 franchisees in Beijing, with a 5,000 monthly franchise fee, 428 00:21:47,014 --> 00:21:48,700 you'd have 500,000 yuan a month from franchising, 429 00:21:48,724 --> 00:21:49,884 and 6 million a year. 430 00:21:50,142 --> 00:21:51,222 That's right! 431 00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:53,642 If there were 5,000 stores all over the country, 432 00:21:54,688 --> 00:21:56,248 you could make 300 million yuan a year! 433 00:21:56,774 --> 00:21:58,389 Yeah! That's right! 434 00:21:58,567 --> 00:22:00,853 You could be on the stock market in 2 years! 435 00:22:01,028 --> 00:22:02,028 That's right, I could! 436 00:22:05,574 --> 00:22:07,064 How about selling me the recipe? 437 00:22:07,243 --> 00:22:07,902 Good. 438 00:22:08,202 --> 00:22:08,987 My recipe is... 439 00:22:09,161 --> 00:22:10,241 I have to make them myself. 440 00:22:10,579 --> 00:22:11,979 No hiring anyone, no freezing them, 441 00:22:12,081 --> 00:22:13,601 they have to be fresh out of the oven. 442 00:22:13,999 --> 00:22:16,603 You'll be making onion pancakes for the rest of your life, you know. 443 00:22:16,627 --> 00:22:17,627 Exactly! 444 00:22:17,753 --> 00:22:18,959 I love making onion pancakes! 445 00:22:33,352 --> 00:22:35,092 Let me show you something cool. 446 00:22:49,034 --> 00:22:50,365 Excuse me. 447 00:22:51,954 --> 00:22:53,819 - Please. - Ok. 448 00:23:10,222 --> 00:23:11,712 What is this? 449 00:23:12,641 --> 00:23:14,222 When you get gas from the gas station, 450 00:23:14,393 --> 00:23:15,758 when your tank is two thirds full, 451 00:23:15,936 --> 00:23:17,142 add two drops of this, 452 00:23:17,313 --> 00:23:18,433 supergas petroleum enhancer, 453 00:23:18,647 --> 00:23:20,854 and your gas tank will be full. 454 00:23:21,108 --> 00:23:22,108 This is renewable energy. 455 00:23:22,151 --> 00:23:23,211 It makes fossil fuels more efficient. 456 00:23:23,235 --> 00:23:24,065 This is science, understand? 457 00:23:24,236 --> 00:23:25,521 I know. 458 00:23:26,322 --> 00:23:27,732 So now you know what my job is. 459 00:23:28,032 --> 00:23:29,032 Of course. 460 00:23:29,074 --> 00:23:30,474 You work for a TV shopping network! 461 00:23:36,707 --> 00:23:37,707 Do you think ladyboys... 462 00:23:37,791 --> 00:23:39,531 Were born as ladyboys? 463 00:23:46,592 --> 00:23:47,912 There're two behind you actually. 464 00:23:48,218 --> 00:23:49,378 Don't look back now! 465 00:23:55,684 --> 00:23:56,969 Wow! They're sexy! 466 00:23:58,103 --> 00:23:59,343 Don't take any picture! 467 00:23:59,521 --> 00:24:00,681 What are you doing? 468 00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:02,440 Sorry, sorry... 469 00:24:04,151 --> 00:24:05,561 Sit your ass down! 470 00:24:07,029 --> 00:24:08,189 He started it. 471 00:24:18,958 --> 00:24:20,823 - That's enough. - Ok. 472 00:24:21,126 --> 00:24:23,538 - Thank you. - Thank you. 473 00:24:36,809 --> 00:24:37,844 Shit! 474 00:24:47,569 --> 00:24:48,769 Someone posted at me on weibo. 475 00:24:49,405 --> 00:24:50,405 Let me see. 476 00:24:54,201 --> 00:24:56,283 Did you post the hotel picture? 477 00:24:56,620 --> 00:24:57,325 Yeah! 478 00:24:57,496 --> 00:24:58,736 Why did you tag me in the post? 479 00:24:58,956 --> 00:25:00,316 You have more followers than I do. 480 00:25:00,874 --> 00:25:02,159 Delete it, now! 481 00:25:02,334 --> 00:25:02,823 Why? 482 00:25:03,002 --> 00:25:04,962 I don't want people to know where I am. Delete it! 483 00:25:05,045 --> 00:25:06,581 You're super boring, you know that? 484 00:25:06,755 --> 00:25:08,233 Be careful with your posts from now on, ok? 485 00:25:08,257 --> 00:25:09,257 What's your star sign? 486 00:25:23,772 --> 00:25:24,852 Wait a moment. 487 00:25:27,401 --> 00:25:28,641 Thank you. 488 00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:36,781 Do you think she is a ladyboy? 489 00:25:36,952 --> 00:25:40,152 In Thailand, every beautiful woman walking on the street is definitely a ladyboy. 490 00:25:40,456 --> 00:25:41,496 You're sure enough to bet? 491 00:25:41,665 --> 00:25:43,065 Of course! You got the guts to ask? 492 00:25:43,208 --> 00:25:43,697 Do you? 493 00:25:43,876 --> 00:25:44,615 Of course I do! Do you? 494 00:25:44,793 --> 00:25:45,282 Of course! 495 00:25:45,627 --> 00:25:46,627 Then ask! 496 00:25:46,837 --> 00:25:47,451 Hello! 497 00:25:47,713 --> 00:25:48,982 I was in the elevator. 498 00:25:49,006 --> 00:25:50,806 There were two idiots back there... 499 00:26:21,205 --> 00:26:21,910 Come here. 500 00:26:22,081 --> 00:26:23,081 Come over here! 501 00:26:24,416 --> 00:26:25,416 Do you see that guy? 502 00:26:25,501 --> 00:26:27,145 Follow him and find out which room he's staying in. 503 00:26:27,169 --> 00:26:27,783 Don't expose yourself. 504 00:26:27,961 --> 00:26:28,746 Be quick. 505 00:26:28,921 --> 00:26:29,921 What for? 506 00:26:30,089 --> 00:26:31,729 I'll tell you when you come back. Just go! 507 00:26:32,174 --> 00:26:33,174 Hurry! 508 00:26:42,476 --> 00:26:43,056 I saw him! 509 00:26:43,227 --> 00:26:44,787 He was the spy at the airport bathroom! 510 00:26:44,978 --> 00:26:45,683 I know. 511 00:26:45,854 --> 00:26:47,219 But which room is he in? 512 00:26:48,816 --> 00:26:50,022 Go check again! 513 00:26:54,113 --> 00:26:56,479 Which one is it? 2207 or 2209? 514 00:26:56,740 --> 00:26:57,820 I don't remember. 515 00:26:58,117 --> 00:26:59,948 One of the two anyways. 516 00:27:02,496 --> 00:27:03,656 Baobao. 517 00:27:05,374 --> 00:27:06,374 What? 518 00:27:06,917 --> 00:27:07,997 Can you do me a favor? 519 00:27:08,377 --> 00:27:09,116 What is it? 520 00:27:09,294 --> 00:27:10,894 Would you go to that guy's room again... 521 00:27:11,505 --> 00:27:12,870 And take his passport? 522 00:27:13,465 --> 00:27:15,665 Why do you want his passport? You know you can't use it. 523 00:27:16,009 --> 00:27:18,500 I don't want to use it. I just want to take it away from him. 524 00:27:20,347 --> 00:27:21,347 Why? 525 00:27:21,974 --> 00:27:23,464 He follows me wherever I go. 526 00:27:23,642 --> 00:27:24,642 Do you know why? 527 00:27:24,852 --> 00:27:25,852 Why? 528 00:27:26,228 --> 00:27:27,343 He wants to hurt me. 529 00:27:27,688 --> 00:27:28,688 Why would he do that? 530 00:27:30,065 --> 00:27:31,065 Because... 531 00:27:33,110 --> 00:27:34,816 I cuckolded him. 532 00:27:35,195 --> 00:27:36,195 You slept with him? 533 00:27:38,031 --> 00:27:39,362 I slept with his wife. 534 00:27:39,533 --> 00:27:40,533 You slept with his wife? 535 00:27:40,576 --> 00:27:41,576 She seduced me first. 536 00:27:41,869 --> 00:27:42,904 She seduced you first? 537 00:27:43,203 --> 00:27:44,033 But we really do love each other. 538 00:27:44,204 --> 00:27:45,404 You really do love each other? 539 00:27:46,165 --> 00:27:47,621 Can you stop copying me? 540 00:27:48,041 --> 00:27:49,372 How could you do that? 541 00:27:49,793 --> 00:27:50,953 It was my fault, 542 00:27:51,128 --> 00:27:52,413 but he wants to murder me now. 543 00:27:52,713 --> 00:27:53,543 If he gets me, 544 00:27:53,714 --> 00:27:55,434 you won't accomplish anything on your list. 545 00:27:57,134 --> 00:27:59,045 And it was your damn weibo post... 546 00:27:59,219 --> 00:28:00,254 That led him here. 547 00:28:00,429 --> 00:28:02,149 Don't you think you should make it up to me? 548 00:28:03,390 --> 00:28:04,470 May I remind you that... 549 00:28:04,850 --> 00:28:06,010 We're a team, 550 00:28:06,268 --> 00:28:07,678 Thailand legend. 551 00:28:16,278 --> 00:28:17,814 Excuse me, sir? 552 00:28:17,988 --> 00:28:19,819 I have to go and get some oil. 553 00:28:20,032 --> 00:28:21,363 Just a moment, please. 554 00:28:22,075 --> 00:28:23,075 Fine. 555 00:28:26,914 --> 00:28:28,074 Hello. 556 00:29:35,565 --> 00:29:36,565 Come on. 557 00:30:01,174 --> 00:30:02,174 Come on. 558 00:31:27,886 --> 00:31:29,092 Oh, baby! 559 00:31:44,986 --> 00:31:46,226 Lower. 560 00:31:51,785 --> 00:31:53,070 Oh, quickly, please. 561 00:33:26,922 --> 00:33:28,882 - Girls, let's clean it up. - Yeah, take a shower. 562 00:33:49,110 --> 00:33:50,110 Hello! 563 00:34:38,785 --> 00:34:39,785 Where's the train? 564 00:34:39,869 --> 00:34:41,749 Are you gonna carry that damn cactus everywhere? 565 00:34:42,163 --> 00:34:42,868 You don't get it. 566 00:34:43,039 --> 00:34:44,039 It's a cactus now, 567 00:34:44,165 --> 00:34:45,977 but once you plant it in the temple, it will become a health tree... 568 00:34:46,001 --> 00:34:47,616 That wards off disease and bad luck. 569 00:34:49,254 --> 00:34:50,334 Give me the phone. 570 00:34:55,010 --> 00:34:56,610 Where's the map I downloaded last night? 571 00:34:57,012 --> 00:34:58,012 I deleted it. 572 00:34:59,598 --> 00:35:00,598 Why'd you do that? 573 00:35:01,933 --> 00:35:02,968 You told me to! 574 00:35:03,351 --> 00:35:05,808 I told you to delete the weibo post, not the map! 575 00:35:05,979 --> 00:35:07,139 Why didn't you make it clear? 576 00:35:08,940 --> 00:35:10,209 Well, you have a computer, don't you? 577 00:35:10,233 --> 00:35:11,673 My network card works only in China. 578 00:35:11,776 --> 00:35:13,416 You can buy a phone card that works here. 579 00:35:17,824 --> 00:35:19,360 Watch my bag and don't go away. 580 00:35:19,784 --> 00:35:20,864 I'm gonna get a phone card. 581 00:35:20,994 --> 00:35:21,779 Then tell me, 582 00:35:21,953 --> 00:35:23,673 did you get beat up by ladyboys last night? 583 00:35:43,058 --> 00:35:44,218 Who's the kid? 584 00:35:44,392 --> 00:35:45,472 Leave me alone, ok? 585 00:35:56,863 --> 00:35:58,524 You're married? 586 00:35:58,698 --> 00:35:59,698 Mind your own business. 587 00:36:00,575 --> 00:36:01,815 You've had a kid already? 588 00:36:01,993 --> 00:36:02,993 So? 589 00:36:03,411 --> 00:36:05,139 You've been having an affair with someone else's wife! 590 00:36:05,163 --> 00:36:06,448 That was a lie. 591 00:36:06,623 --> 00:36:08,103 Then why don't you pick up the phone? 592 00:36:12,754 --> 00:36:14,210 - Hello? - Where are you? 593 00:36:14,381 --> 00:36:15,496 What are you doing? 594 00:36:15,799 --> 00:36:16,914 Hello? 595 00:36:17,634 --> 00:36:19,875 I'm filing the divorce papers in two days. 596 00:36:20,804 --> 00:36:22,669 I can't..I can't hear you... 597 00:36:23,056 --> 00:36:24,842 She wants a divorce, I heard that. 598 00:36:25,016 --> 00:36:26,131 Can you hear me now? 599 00:36:26,309 --> 00:36:28,300 Ten in the morning, haidian courthouse. Be there. 600 00:36:28,478 --> 00:36:29,478 And... 601 00:36:29,604 --> 00:36:31,140 How is xiao di? 602 00:36:31,940 --> 00:36:33,271 Do you even care? 603 00:36:33,608 --> 00:36:35,144 Well, I'm in Thailand right now. 604 00:36:35,318 --> 00:36:38,685 I don't care where you are! Be there on time. 605 00:36:39,197 --> 00:36:40,917 Ann, why can't you just try and understand? 606 00:36:41,074 --> 00:36:42,914 I'm in Thailand now and I'm in serious trouble. 607 00:36:42,951 --> 00:36:43,736 I lost my passport. 608 00:36:43,952 --> 00:36:44,987 My phone's about to die. 609 00:36:45,161 --> 00:36:46,196 I'm on a train now. 610 00:36:46,454 --> 00:36:48,319 Listen, I'll never believe you again. 611 00:36:57,340 --> 00:36:58,340 Was that your wife? 612 00:36:58,466 --> 00:37:00,172 Does she know about your affair? 613 00:37:02,429 --> 00:37:03,544 Say something! 614 00:37:10,270 --> 00:37:11,385 Give it back! 615 00:37:11,563 --> 00:37:12,563 Answer me! 616 00:37:12,689 --> 00:37:13,394 Give it back! 617 00:37:13,565 --> 00:37:15,055 You're married. Why did you do that? 618 00:37:15,275 --> 00:37:16,395 Give it back. It's an order! 619 00:37:16,568 --> 00:37:17,568 Who's the kid? 620 00:37:17,694 --> 00:37:18,694 Listen... 621 00:37:26,619 --> 00:37:27,950 I'm so sorry. 622 00:37:30,123 --> 00:37:31,363 We've just met yesterday. 623 00:37:31,541 --> 00:37:33,269 We're not friends, we didn't even know each other. 624 00:37:33,293 --> 00:37:34,770 I came to Thailand for a contract worth some hundred million yuan, 625 00:37:34,794 --> 00:37:35,499 you hear that? 626 00:37:35,712 --> 00:37:37,231 Don't talk about that damn team 'cause there's none! 627 00:37:37,255 --> 00:37:39,746 And don't talk to me from now on, not a single word, ok? 628 00:37:45,722 --> 00:37:47,212 Seriously, what is your star sign? 629 00:37:48,266 --> 00:37:49,631 You may have a split personality. 630 00:37:56,024 --> 00:37:57,264 Have a good trip, sir. 631 00:37:58,568 --> 00:37:59,568 See you. 632 00:38:15,335 --> 00:38:16,541 Where is this place? 633 00:38:24,803 --> 00:38:25,838 You can talk now. 634 00:38:28,723 --> 00:38:29,803 Do you know where that is? 635 00:38:31,100 --> 00:38:32,715 That's where I wanted to go. 636 00:38:36,689 --> 00:38:37,804 Can see that? 637 00:38:40,819 --> 00:38:41,819 Please? 638 00:38:47,283 --> 00:38:48,283 Baobao... 639 00:38:49,953 --> 00:38:52,285 Why would I help you since we are not friends? 640 00:38:52,831 --> 00:38:54,321 See, you don't have any money, 641 00:38:54,874 --> 00:38:55,909 you can't speak english. 642 00:38:56,543 --> 00:38:58,408 How are you gonna finish your list? 643 00:38:58,837 --> 00:39:00,117 Admit that you were wrong, then. 644 00:39:01,005 --> 00:39:02,586 Yeah, I know. I was wrong. 645 00:39:02,841 --> 00:39:03,984 Promise you'll help me plant the health tree. 646 00:39:04,008 --> 00:39:04,667 Yeah. 647 00:39:04,843 --> 00:39:05,377 Help me finish my list. 648 00:39:05,552 --> 00:39:06,166 Sure. 649 00:39:06,344 --> 00:39:06,878 And help me take pictures. 650 00:39:07,053 --> 00:39:07,758 No problem. 651 00:39:07,929 --> 00:39:09,385 Many pictures! 652 00:39:09,848 --> 00:39:10,462 Of course! 653 00:39:10,640 --> 00:39:12,756 Now swear you'll never cuckold anyone again. 654 00:39:12,976 --> 00:39:13,976 I never did! 655 00:39:14,060 --> 00:39:15,060 Swear! 656 00:39:20,733 --> 00:39:21,518 I will never... 657 00:39:21,734 --> 00:39:22,439 Cuckold anyone... 658 00:39:22,694 --> 00:39:23,694 Ever! 659 00:39:24,279 --> 00:39:25,894 What did you say? I can't hear you. 660 00:39:30,869 --> 00:39:36,580 I will never cuckold anyone ever! 661 00:40:49,989 --> 00:40:53,573 Without storms and troubles 662 00:40:53,826 --> 00:40:57,785 how can legends arise 663 00:40:57,997 --> 00:41:05,415 I'll be here waiting for you 664 00:41:06,297 --> 00:41:10,210 wherever you go 665 00:41:10,385 --> 00:41:14,424 whatever you do 666 00:41:14,639 --> 00:41:21,056 I'll be there with you 667 00:41:22,689 --> 00:41:29,731 I'll be there with you 668 00:41:33,032 --> 00:41:35,068 these are everywhere in China. 669 00:41:35,451 --> 00:41:36,451 Why is it so interesting? 670 00:41:36,869 --> 00:41:37,984 These are thai fish! 671 00:41:39,706 --> 00:41:40,821 I am gonna buy a hat. 672 00:41:41,249 --> 00:41:42,249 Be back soon. 673 00:41:45,795 --> 00:41:48,707 Sir, three kilometers. 674 00:41:50,008 --> 00:41:50,542 What? 675 00:41:50,717 --> 00:41:51,832 Three kilometers! 676 00:41:53,428 --> 00:41:55,635 - Three kilometers? - Yeah. 677 00:42:45,396 --> 00:42:46,916 He didn't tell you where he was going? 678 00:42:47,857 --> 00:42:48,917 You don't understand, we're together. 679 00:42:48,941 --> 00:42:49,960 The one who took pictures of me. 680 00:42:49,984 --> 00:42:51,975 I can't find him. I need to find him, but I can't. 681 00:42:52,195 --> 00:42:55,107 @♪&$♪%♪ ♪♪1@$♪♪@ 682 00:42:55,281 --> 00:42:56,487 fine! I... 683 00:43:01,370 --> 00:43:02,370 What are you doing here? 684 00:43:02,497 --> 00:43:03,497 So you know me. 685 00:43:03,748 --> 00:43:05,238 No, no, I don't. 686 00:43:05,458 --> 00:43:06,072 I... I don't know you. 687 00:43:06,250 --> 00:43:06,909 Where is he? 688 00:43:07,085 --> 00:43:07,824 Who are you talking about? 689 00:43:08,002 --> 00:43:09,322 Don't play the fool with me, boy. 690 00:43:10,171 --> 00:43:11,661 You're his tour guide? 691 00:43:13,132 --> 00:43:14,132 Where is he? 692 00:43:15,218 --> 00:43:16,218 I don't know. 693 00:43:17,804 --> 00:43:18,804 Where is he? 694 00:43:19,514 --> 00:43:20,594 I really don't know. 695 00:43:26,187 --> 00:43:28,803 I have some private business with him. It's really important. 696 00:43:38,825 --> 00:43:39,825 Hello. 697 00:43:40,493 --> 00:43:41,733 I come from China. 698 00:43:41,911 --> 00:43:43,697 I'm looking for Mr. zhou. 699 00:43:53,965 --> 00:43:55,045 Follow me. 700 00:44:20,825 --> 00:44:22,986 I know everything between you two. 701 00:44:24,287 --> 00:44:25,777 He told you everything, huh? 702 00:44:27,832 --> 00:44:28,832 With this kind of issue, 703 00:44:28,916 --> 00:44:30,156 he's not the only one to blame. 704 00:44:31,085 --> 00:44:31,574 My mom said... 705 00:44:31,919 --> 00:44:33,375 It takes two to tango. 706 00:44:36,132 --> 00:44:38,123 Life is like a game of chess, 707 00:44:38,926 --> 00:44:40,666 you don't know who's going to win. 708 00:44:41,387 --> 00:44:43,127 And I got used to it a long time ago. 709 00:44:44,265 --> 00:44:45,345 You're used to it? 710 00:44:46,309 --> 00:44:47,869 So that means your wife is the problem. 711 00:44:47,894 --> 00:44:49,246 Why is this has anything to do with her? 712 00:44:49,270 --> 00:44:50,870 It was your wife that seduced him first. 713 00:44:50,980 --> 00:44:51,639 Huh? 714 00:44:51,856 --> 00:44:52,936 What they had is true love. 715 00:44:53,024 --> 00:44:53,479 What? 716 00:44:53,649 --> 00:44:54,649 But don't worry, 717 00:44:54,775 --> 00:44:55,935 I've made him swear, 718 00:44:56,110 --> 00:44:58,021 he'll never cuckold you again. 719 00:45:08,414 --> 00:45:09,950 You didn't know about this? 720 00:45:12,585 --> 00:45:13,585 Boss, he's here. 721 00:45:17,173 --> 00:45:21,382 Mr. zhou, someone is here to see you. 722 00:45:24,013 --> 00:45:25,013 Mr. zhou? 723 00:45:26,974 --> 00:45:28,493 You're sure? You want everything? 724 00:45:28,517 --> 00:45:29,517 That's right. 725 00:45:31,354 --> 00:45:32,354 Yeah. 726 00:45:41,530 --> 00:45:42,530 Who are you? 727 00:45:42,740 --> 00:45:44,355 I come from China. 728 00:45:44,575 --> 00:45:46,361 I'm looking for Mr. zhou. 729 00:45:47,328 --> 00:45:48,363 This is Mr. zhou. 730 00:45:48,746 --> 00:45:50,702 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm here for zhou Yang. 731 00:45:50,915 --> 00:45:52,246 Mr. Yang zhou? 732 00:45:53,042 --> 00:45:54,282 I don't know who he is. 733 00:45:54,460 --> 00:45:55,604 You said nobody would disturb us! 734 00:45:55,628 --> 00:45:56,834 I thought this was a temple. 735 00:45:57,213 --> 00:45:57,702 Hey! 736 00:45:57,880 --> 00:45:59,370 Don't let him leave! 737 00:46:00,758 --> 00:46:02,623 I'm sorry. I was mistaken. 738 00:46:03,135 --> 00:46:04,135 I'm sorry! 739 00:46:06,722 --> 00:46:08,258 Why did you leave me without notice?! 740 00:46:08,516 --> 00:46:09,516 Why are you here? 741 00:46:10,268 --> 00:46:10,757 I know. 742 00:46:10,935 --> 00:46:11,515 You wanna break up with me, right? 743 00:46:11,686 --> 00:46:12,516 Can you keep it down? 744 00:46:12,687 --> 00:46:13,789 I'm yelling, so what, dammit! 745 00:46:13,813 --> 00:46:14,518 Shh! 746 00:46:14,772 --> 00:46:15,772 Don't shush me! 747 00:46:16,065 --> 00:46:17,265 You have no right to shush me! 748 00:46:18,651 --> 00:46:19,390 Who is he? 749 00:46:19,568 --> 00:46:20,398 I..i don't know him. 750 00:46:20,569 --> 00:46:21,569 What? 751 00:46:21,612 --> 00:46:23,090 I said we shouldn't come today. 752 00:46:23,114 --> 00:46:24,594 We slept in the same room last night! 753 00:46:24,824 --> 00:46:25,968 I told you not to let outsiders in! 754 00:46:25,992 --> 00:46:26,697 Why did you leave me?! 755 00:46:26,867 --> 00:46:27,322 Calm down. 756 00:46:27,493 --> 00:46:28,107 Tell me why!! 757 00:46:28,286 --> 00:46:28,775 Can you shut up now? 758 00:46:28,953 --> 00:46:29,953 No, I can't! 759 00:46:30,079 --> 00:46:31,159 Just calm down, alright? 760 00:46:31,330 --> 00:46:31,864 Calm my ass! 761 00:46:32,081 --> 00:46:33,361 Where did you get this postcard? 762 00:46:33,499 --> 00:46:34,499 Why did you leave me?! 763 00:46:35,376 --> 00:46:36,561 It's faulse information! This is not where I intended to go! 764 00:46:36,585 --> 00:46:37,585 I'm not your tour guide! 765 00:46:37,712 --> 00:46:38,712 This is not a temple! 766 00:46:39,130 --> 00:46:41,542 How is this not a temple? 767 00:46:44,218 --> 00:46:45,738 Gao Bo, still hot on the trail, I see. 768 00:46:46,137 --> 00:46:47,252 Xu lang! 769 00:46:48,806 --> 00:46:50,575 You're going all out to get me every possible way you can, aren't you? 770 00:46:50,599 --> 00:46:51,785 Listen, this is not the place for a scene. 771 00:46:51,809 --> 00:46:52,809 Why not? 772 00:46:53,561 --> 00:46:54,961 You don't play by any rules, I see. 773 00:46:55,021 --> 00:46:55,806 Leave! Now! 774 00:46:55,980 --> 00:46:57,332 Oh, what? You think I'm afraid of you? 775 00:46:57,356 --> 00:46:58,476 Don't get physical, alright? 776 00:46:58,858 --> 00:47:01,065 Now I know why you had to kneel to your wife. 777 00:47:01,319 --> 00:47:01,808 What are you talking about? 778 00:47:01,986 --> 00:47:02,986 What am I talking about? 779 00:47:03,029 --> 00:47:04,029 Was it the Shanghai trip? 780 00:47:04,196 --> 00:47:04,810 What about Shanghai? 781 00:47:04,989 --> 00:47:06,258 Will you stop pretending already? 782 00:47:06,282 --> 00:47:06,941 Pretending what? 783 00:47:07,199 --> 00:47:07,984 Just admit it! 784 00:47:08,159 --> 00:47:08,739 What? 785 00:47:08,909 --> 00:47:10,240 Don't you dare avoid my question! 786 00:47:10,411 --> 00:47:11,411 We are not done! 787 00:47:11,620 --> 00:47:12,154 Where's Mr. zhou? 788 00:47:12,330 --> 00:47:12,739 Right here! 789 00:47:13,039 --> 00:47:13,653 He's not Mr. zhou. 790 00:47:13,831 --> 00:47:15,241 Of course I know he's not. 791 00:47:15,541 --> 00:47:16,371 He is Mr. zhou. 792 00:47:16,542 --> 00:47:17,122 Who are you? 793 00:47:17,293 --> 00:47:18,812 It's none of your business! Who the hell are you? 794 00:47:18,836 --> 00:47:20,076 You don't even know who I am? 795 00:47:20,254 --> 00:47:21,254 Why would I care? 796 00:47:21,297 --> 00:47:21,877 Who is he? 797 00:47:22,089 --> 00:47:23,089 He's Mr. zhou. 798 00:47:23,299 --> 00:47:23,958 No, he's not. 799 00:47:24,216 --> 00:47:25,456 He said he's zhou. 800 00:47:25,718 --> 00:47:27,158 This is not the one I'm looking for. 801 00:47:27,303 --> 00:47:28,008 So which Mr. zhou are you looking for? 802 00:47:28,179 --> 00:47:29,760 It's none of your business! 803 00:47:29,930 --> 00:47:30,589 Are you nuts? 804 00:47:30,765 --> 00:47:32,485 Don't you feel something is not right here? 805 00:47:32,516 --> 00:47:34,052 Nothing is ever right between us! 806 00:47:34,226 --> 00:47:34,931 I swear to god... 807 00:47:35,102 --> 00:47:37,058 - That time in Shanghai... - Let go of me! 808 00:47:38,606 --> 00:47:39,606 Get your hands off me! 809 00:47:39,690 --> 00:47:40,850 You think I'm blind? 810 00:47:41,025 --> 00:47:41,389 It's dangerous here! 811 00:47:41,567 --> 00:47:43,273 We were friends, and I just got married... 812 00:47:43,527 --> 00:47:45,167 Let go! Don't you see something is wrong? 813 00:47:45,654 --> 00:47:48,862 You had fun with the ladyboys in the hotel, on my bill! 814 00:47:51,243 --> 00:47:52,904 I'm gonna kill you! 815 00:47:55,915 --> 00:47:57,280 They're cops! 816 00:48:18,479 --> 00:48:19,514 Quiet! 817 00:48:21,065 --> 00:48:22,225 It was just an affair! 818 00:48:23,651 --> 00:48:24,651 My mom used to say, 819 00:48:25,069 --> 00:48:26,104 give way... 820 00:48:26,487 --> 00:48:27,818 And get a way. 821 00:49:01,772 --> 00:49:02,772 You know kung fu? 822 00:49:02,982 --> 00:49:04,422 I told you I'm here for thai boxing. 823 00:49:04,483 --> 00:49:05,188 So go fight them! 824 00:49:05,359 --> 00:49:06,559 That was the only move I know. 825 00:49:11,031 --> 00:49:12,146 You got a bodyguard, huh? 826 00:49:13,325 --> 00:49:14,365 Don't follow me, you prat! 827 00:49:19,123 --> 00:49:20,683 It's that undercover cop! The bald one! 828 00:49:22,418 --> 00:49:23,157 Don't move! 829 00:49:23,419 --> 00:49:24,124 Nobody move! 830 00:49:24,295 --> 00:49:26,001 Easy, easy. 831 00:49:27,339 --> 00:49:28,339 Interpret for me. 832 00:49:28,757 --> 00:49:30,042 The rest of you, over there! 833 00:49:30,509 --> 00:49:31,509 Everybody, step back! 834 00:49:32,386 --> 00:49:34,377 Step back! 835 00:49:35,389 --> 00:49:36,389 You two, come over here. 836 00:49:36,474 --> 00:49:37,474 Wang bao! Out! 837 00:49:37,600 --> 00:49:39,181 You guys go. 838 00:49:39,810 --> 00:49:41,471 Just go, you idiot! 839 00:49:41,645 --> 00:49:42,645 Back! 840 00:49:49,528 --> 00:49:50,528 Go. 841 00:50:01,081 --> 00:50:02,821 This way! 842 00:50:04,001 --> 00:50:05,001 They're coming that way! 843 00:50:20,309 --> 00:50:21,309 What's that in your hand? 844 00:50:21,519 --> 00:50:22,258 Your suitcase! 845 00:50:22,436 --> 00:50:23,436 This is my suitcase! 846 00:50:23,521 --> 00:50:24,260 Then whose is this? 847 00:50:24,438 --> 00:50:27,158 You're unbelievable! Why don't you just kill me and get it over with? 848 00:50:29,360 --> 00:50:30,440 No! No! No! 849 00:50:31,362 --> 00:50:32,362 This way. 850 00:50:33,113 --> 00:50:34,113 Give me the suitcase! 851 00:50:41,997 --> 00:50:42,997 Calm down. Calm down. 852 00:50:43,332 --> 00:50:44,868 Stop. Stop. 853 00:50:46,210 --> 00:50:47,495 The car is at the back gate! 854 00:50:49,046 --> 00:50:50,252 Come on! 855 00:50:51,423 --> 00:50:53,084 Hurry up! 856 00:50:55,844 --> 00:50:56,844 I haven't got the key. 857 00:50:56,929 --> 00:50:58,169 It's here. 858 00:50:58,347 --> 00:51:00,133 What do you do for a living exactly? 859 00:51:00,307 --> 00:51:01,467 Where's the car? 860 00:51:01,642 --> 00:51:02,642 This way. 861 00:51:02,810 --> 00:51:04,346 Stop it! Stop right there! 862 00:51:04,520 --> 00:51:05,520 Taaah! 863 00:51:06,188 --> 00:51:07,188 Wo-daaa! 864 00:51:09,775 --> 00:51:10,775 Daaah! 865 00:51:11,277 --> 00:51:12,392 Supergas! 866 00:51:20,661 --> 00:51:21,661 Don't come any closer! 867 00:51:22,121 --> 00:51:23,782 I'm warning you! 868 00:51:27,084 --> 00:51:28,745 Don't hit me, please! 869 00:51:28,919 --> 00:51:29,999 Help!! 870 00:51:36,427 --> 00:51:37,462 Where are we going? 871 00:51:37,636 --> 00:51:38,636 How would I know? 872 00:51:38,929 --> 00:51:39,929 You led the way! 873 00:51:40,848 --> 00:51:42,179 I didn't do it on purpose. 874 00:51:42,349 --> 00:51:43,827 You, on the other hand, abandoned me, on purpose! 875 00:51:43,851 --> 00:51:45,971 You led us to the wrong direction, you deleted my map. 876 00:51:46,061 --> 00:51:47,330 You did everything on purpose, didn't you? 877 00:51:47,354 --> 00:51:49,140 Did someone kick you in the head? 878 00:51:49,315 --> 00:51:50,896 Did you put a curse on me? 879 00:51:51,066 --> 00:51:52,647 I was just trying to help. 880 00:51:52,818 --> 00:51:53,818 Trying to help my ass! 881 00:51:53,861 --> 00:51:55,351 They almost killed me! 882 00:51:56,822 --> 00:51:58,312 You've got your own problems! 883 00:51:58,490 --> 00:51:59,195 What? 884 00:51:59,366 --> 00:52:00,902 You slept with his wife! 885 00:52:01,076 --> 00:52:01,690 Bullshit! 886 00:52:01,869 --> 00:52:02,869 And you set him up! 887 00:52:03,245 --> 00:52:03,950 He deserved it! 888 00:52:04,121 --> 00:52:05,452 They might kill him! 889 00:52:10,961 --> 00:52:11,961 Why do you stop? 890 00:52:16,884 --> 00:52:17,884 What are you doing? 891 00:52:17,968 --> 00:52:19,168 I'm gonna go back to save him! 892 00:53:07,685 --> 00:53:10,142 What on earth is the relationship between you two? 893 00:53:13,982 --> 00:53:15,643 We work together, 894 00:53:16,318 --> 00:53:17,318 but we're like enemies. 895 00:53:18,112 --> 00:53:19,818 Now we're both looking for the same guy, 896 00:53:20,823 --> 00:53:21,823 our boss. 897 00:53:23,200 --> 00:53:25,691 Whoever finds him gets to win... 898 00:53:26,787 --> 00:53:28,778 While the other loses everything. 899 00:53:32,835 --> 00:53:33,915 You'll still have me! 900 00:53:38,340 --> 00:53:39,340 Who the hell are you? 901 00:53:40,134 --> 00:53:41,294 I'm baobao. 902 00:53:41,760 --> 00:53:43,625 Don't you remember, we're a team! 903 00:53:44,471 --> 00:53:45,711 Team? 904 00:53:46,890 --> 00:53:48,096 What team? U2? 905 00:53:50,602 --> 00:53:51,682 You gave me your phone. 906 00:53:53,731 --> 00:53:55,375 That was because it had a virus which he used to track me. 907 00:53:55,399 --> 00:53:57,890 I put it in your bag to get away from him. 908 00:53:58,569 --> 00:54:00,309 You paid for my hotel room. 909 00:54:01,280 --> 00:54:01,939 Right? 910 00:54:02,114 --> 00:54:03,604 And you paid for my taxi. 911 00:54:03,782 --> 00:54:05,462 You paid everything for me at the airport. 912 00:54:05,576 --> 00:54:07,191 I've been using you, you fool! 913 00:54:09,580 --> 00:54:10,580 Go away! 914 00:55:28,575 --> 00:55:30,907 I'll see you in court, 9 A.M., the day after tomorrow. 915 00:55:31,078 --> 00:55:33,660 I'm taking xiao di to Shanghai with me. 916 00:55:41,547 --> 00:55:44,038 I'm lost. 917 00:56:36,351 --> 00:56:37,351 Hey! 918 00:56:37,519 --> 00:56:39,180 I found a town over there! 919 00:56:44,568 --> 00:56:45,978 Why do you come back to me? 920 00:56:47,237 --> 00:56:48,522 I have no money! 921 00:57:00,292 --> 00:57:01,782 Xiao man, 922 00:57:01,960 --> 00:57:02,960 two things. 923 00:57:03,086 --> 00:57:04,701 First, send me some money. 924 00:57:04,880 --> 00:57:06,836 Where the hell have you been, asshole? 925 00:57:07,007 --> 00:57:09,874 Don't use that tone of voice with me. 926 00:57:10,594 --> 00:57:11,208 What did you say?! 927 00:57:11,386 --> 00:57:13,031 We'll talk about the other issue when I get back. 928 00:57:13,055 --> 00:57:14,295 What issue? 929 00:57:14,473 --> 00:57:16,492 I think you know exactly what issue I'm talking about! 930 00:57:16,516 --> 00:57:17,175 What's wrong with you? 931 00:57:17,351 --> 00:57:18,351 Let's talk about xu lang. 932 00:57:18,477 --> 00:57:19,477 What about xu lang? 933 00:57:19,770 --> 00:57:21,226 Tell me, who is your baby's father? 934 00:57:21,730 --> 00:57:23,516 You bastard! 935 00:57:23,690 --> 00:57:25,650 Is this the second thing you wanted to talk about? 936 00:57:25,776 --> 00:57:27,266 I'm gonna abort this baby right now! 937 00:57:27,444 --> 00:57:29,935 Go to hell! 938 00:57:33,825 --> 00:57:34,825 It's done. 939 00:57:34,993 --> 00:57:36,033 Yeah, it went well. 940 00:57:36,745 --> 00:57:40,488 At first he didn't want to pay, so we beat him up... 941 00:58:14,282 --> 00:58:16,489 It's water splashing festival. 942 00:58:16,660 --> 00:58:17,762 They will light up kongming lanterns tonight. 943 00:58:17,786 --> 00:58:18,786 Let's go have some fun. 944 00:58:18,870 --> 00:58:20,190 No, thanks. You have a good time. 945 00:58:20,539 --> 00:58:23,326 The car won't be ready today, seriously. 946 00:58:23,500 --> 00:58:24,535 How do you know? 947 00:58:24,960 --> 00:58:26,996 Today, not ok. 948 00:58:27,170 --> 00:58:29,252 Tomorrow morning, ok. 949 00:58:29,881 --> 00:58:31,542 See, I'm right! 950 00:58:31,717 --> 00:58:32,957 We're not going anywhere today. 951 00:58:33,010 --> 00:58:34,466 Come on! Let's go have some fun. 952 00:58:34,636 --> 00:58:36,422 You go have your fun. Don't bother me. 953 00:58:37,014 --> 00:58:38,675 Why are you so gloomy? 954 00:58:38,849 --> 00:58:40,885 I'd take your brain out and wash it. 955 00:58:41,059 --> 00:58:41,639 Just go play, alright? 956 00:58:41,810 --> 00:58:42,845 I'll wash my it myself. 957 00:58:45,939 --> 00:58:47,600 Do you have WiFi here? 958 00:58:47,774 --> 00:58:48,774 Follow me. 959 00:58:58,243 --> 00:58:59,243 No, no, no. 960 00:59:08,837 --> 00:59:10,623 No, no, no, computer, computer. 961 00:59:13,258 --> 00:59:15,169 No, no, no, no! Computer! 962 00:59:15,343 --> 00:59:16,378 Leave me alone, ok? 963 00:59:28,815 --> 00:59:32,933 Brainwash time! 964 00:59:41,119 --> 00:59:43,656 I just wanted to help you loosen up... 965 00:59:46,208 --> 00:59:47,243 It's ok. 966 00:59:47,417 --> 00:59:48,657 I'm used to it already. 967 00:59:51,046 --> 00:59:52,786 I'm very sorry. 968 00:59:54,883 --> 00:59:56,214 You want this? 969 00:59:57,010 --> 00:59:58,796 Yes! How do you go? 970 00:59:59,429 --> 01:00:01,841 Follow me. Village chief knows. 971 01:01:48,413 --> 01:01:49,698 Wake up! Wake up! 972 01:01:49,873 --> 01:01:51,238 Where's the map? 973 01:01:54,294 --> 01:01:55,625 Well, you had it. 974 01:01:55,795 --> 01:01:57,535 Were you looking at the map last night? 975 01:01:58,256 --> 01:01:59,666 I'll go find it. 976 01:02:13,271 --> 01:02:14,511 Hey, dude, calm down. 977 01:02:14,689 --> 01:02:17,726 Xu lang, you crossed the line here! 978 01:02:17,901 --> 01:02:19,812 Look, put the knife down. 979 01:02:20,362 --> 01:02:22,899 It's a commercial dispute, no one needs to get hurt. 980 01:02:23,073 --> 01:02:24,188 Hurt? 981 01:02:24,824 --> 01:02:26,610 You wanna talk about hurt? 982 01:02:27,994 --> 01:02:29,434 How the hell did you follow me here? 983 01:02:29,537 --> 01:02:30,151 Where's the map? 984 01:02:30,330 --> 01:02:30,864 What map? 985 01:02:31,039 --> 01:02:32,825 Don't beat around the bush. 986 01:02:33,375 --> 01:02:34,455 Here's the map! 987 01:02:45,387 --> 01:02:47,187 We'll talk about you sleeping with my wife... 988 01:02:47,222 --> 01:02:48,928 Once I get the letter of attorney. 989 01:02:49,766 --> 01:02:51,256 Gao Bo, listen... 990 01:02:53,687 --> 01:02:54,687 Calm down... 991 01:03:03,196 --> 01:03:05,528 You're a total jerk! 992 01:03:08,243 --> 01:03:11,235 Actually he never slept with your wife! 993 01:03:11,413 --> 01:03:12,903 Shut up, sucker! 994 01:03:15,083 --> 01:03:16,573 You know kung fu, don't you? 995 01:03:17,127 --> 01:03:18,287 Why not kick him? 996 01:03:18,461 --> 01:03:20,381 I can't lift my leg without something to step on. 997 01:03:24,718 --> 01:03:26,834 A decaliter of gas, consumption efficiency 30%... 998 01:03:27,012 --> 01:03:28,012 That's 5km. 999 01:03:29,180 --> 01:03:30,761 You, step away from the map. 1000 01:03:32,475 --> 01:03:33,681 There's still a chance. 1001 01:03:33,852 --> 01:03:34,887 We can catch him. 1002 01:03:35,061 --> 01:03:36,061 How? 1003 01:04:20,440 --> 01:04:21,440 This. 1004 01:04:23,151 --> 01:04:24,151 One. 1005 01:04:41,795 --> 01:04:43,376 Let's go! Come on! 1006 01:04:43,546 --> 01:04:44,546 Hurry! 1007 01:04:44,672 --> 01:04:45,752 Get in the car! 1008 01:04:46,174 --> 01:04:47,174 Have some water. 1009 01:04:47,300 --> 01:04:48,300 Thank you. 1010 01:04:51,513 --> 01:04:52,127 Is it ready? 1011 01:04:52,305 --> 01:04:53,305 No, I can't start it. 1012 01:04:53,473 --> 01:04:54,963 It usually works in movies. 1013 01:04:55,392 --> 01:04:57,383 Drip two drops into the gas tank. 1014 01:04:57,685 --> 01:04:58,685 Just two drops. 1015 01:05:03,483 --> 01:05:04,483 Done! 1016 01:05:07,195 --> 01:05:08,810 We can't go without the key. 1017 01:05:14,494 --> 01:05:15,494 How tall are you? 1018 01:05:27,382 --> 01:05:28,382 I'm not being suspicious, 1019 01:05:28,508 --> 01:05:29,588 I'm just asking. 1020 01:05:29,759 --> 01:05:30,759 What's to ask? 1021 01:05:32,303 --> 01:05:34,343 So you're saying I don't even have the right to ask? 1022 01:05:34,431 --> 01:05:36,547 I don't have the right to know? 1023 01:05:36,724 --> 01:05:37,338 What do you want to know? 1024 01:05:37,517 --> 01:05:39,633 Are you going to tell me or not? 1025 01:05:39,811 --> 01:05:40,811 Now, listen. 1026 01:05:40,854 --> 01:05:41,854 Ok, first, calm down, 1027 01:05:42,063 --> 01:05:44,224 and then, think about this. 1028 01:05:44,399 --> 01:05:46,685 We've tried so many times before, 1029 01:05:47,318 --> 01:05:48,478 and it never worked! 1030 01:05:48,653 --> 01:05:51,093 How come this time it worked? Just once, and you got pregnant! 1031 01:05:51,406 --> 01:05:52,566 That's your issue, right? 1032 01:05:52,740 --> 01:05:53,445 Damn it. 1033 01:05:53,700 --> 01:05:54,780 Did you just swear at me? 1034 01:05:54,951 --> 01:05:56,011 Don't let me catch you again! 1035 01:05:56,035 --> 01:05:56,444 Shit. 1036 01:05:56,619 --> 01:05:57,654 In english? 1037 01:05:57,829 --> 01:05:58,989 It's not you. 1038 01:05:59,164 --> 01:06:00,164 Then who are you cursing? 1039 01:06:00,582 --> 01:06:04,370 I'm pregnant, all alone in a strange country! 1040 01:06:04,711 --> 01:06:05,711 Yeah, I know that. 1041 01:06:05,879 --> 01:06:06,994 You don't know nothing! 1042 01:06:07,172 --> 01:06:09,709 You do know there are some principles and moral standars, right? 1043 01:06:10,008 --> 01:06:11,498 - Principles? - Am I right? 1044 01:06:11,676 --> 01:06:13,507 Alright, tell me your principles! 1045 01:06:13,678 --> 01:06:14,212 What the fuck... 1046 01:06:14,387 --> 01:06:16,002 You want things to get messy, don't you? 1047 01:06:16,181 --> 01:06:18,172 I don't. And I was not swearing at you! 1048 01:06:18,349 --> 01:06:19,349 Then whom? 1049 01:06:19,767 --> 01:06:21,974 Don't you dare swear at me again! 1050 01:06:22,145 --> 01:06:23,145 Scum bag. 1051 01:06:23,480 --> 01:06:24,686 You motherfu... 1052 01:06:29,319 --> 01:06:30,319 Thief! Thief! 1053 01:06:32,155 --> 01:06:33,770 Calling unit 1, unit 1, 1054 01:06:33,948 --> 01:06:36,360 the thief is wearing black. 1055 01:06:37,911 --> 01:06:39,401 No! No! No! 1056 01:06:42,207 --> 01:06:43,868 You idiot! Get in the car. 1057 01:06:44,792 --> 01:06:45,792 Speak english? 1058 01:06:46,044 --> 01:06:47,044 French? 1059 01:06:47,670 --> 01:06:48,455 Damn it! 1060 01:06:48,671 --> 01:06:50,753 They're the ones who took it, I swear! 1061 01:06:53,176 --> 01:06:54,461 You guys have to go get him! 1062 01:06:54,636 --> 01:06:55,466 Go! Go! Go! 1063 01:06:55,637 --> 01:06:57,593 Look, I can't cooperate, I'm sorry. 1064 01:06:57,764 --> 01:06:58,764 I... 1.. Forget it. 1065 01:07:08,483 --> 01:07:09,518 He's following us! 1066 01:07:11,861 --> 01:07:13,476 I told you to get the key of the trike! 1067 01:07:14,197 --> 01:07:16,237 I thought we were gonna drive it, so I left the key. 1068 01:07:16,908 --> 01:07:18,773 Then why do you think we had to steal this key? 1069 01:07:19,035 --> 01:07:20,571 I don't know, why? 1070 01:07:22,664 --> 01:07:23,699 The road's blocked! 1071 01:07:23,873 --> 01:07:24,873 I know. 1072 01:07:35,385 --> 01:07:37,296 Chickens! Look out for the chickens! 1073 01:07:37,470 --> 01:07:38,470 I see! 1074 01:07:49,524 --> 01:07:51,685 This feels like we're in an action movie! 1075 01:07:57,448 --> 01:07:58,448 What's wrong? 1076 01:07:58,616 --> 01:08:01,028 There's smoke coming out of the hood! 1077 01:08:01,202 --> 01:08:02,567 How many drops did you add? 1078 01:08:02,745 --> 01:08:03,530 The whole bottle. 1079 01:08:03,705 --> 01:08:04,319 What?! 1080 01:08:04,497 --> 01:08:07,364 Are you good for anything besides your damn onion pancakes? 1081 01:08:07,542 --> 01:08:09,578 Donkey-meat sandwiches, noodles, dough drop soup... 1082 01:08:10,336 --> 01:08:11,667 Oh, and pizza! 1083 01:08:14,090 --> 01:08:15,375 This is indeed a bumpy ride! 1084 01:08:15,550 --> 01:08:16,550 Shut up! 1085 01:08:35,945 --> 01:08:37,025 It was fun! 1086 01:08:37,196 --> 01:08:38,196 Shut up! 1087 01:08:39,240 --> 01:08:40,509 Let's ride an elephant to cross the river. 1088 01:08:40,533 --> 01:08:41,113 Hurry! 1089 01:08:41,451 --> 01:08:42,451 Sorry! Sorry! 1090 01:08:42,535 --> 01:08:43,695 Here, take the money! 1091 01:08:43,870 --> 01:08:45,326 Money! Money! Money! 1092 01:08:45,496 --> 01:08:46,656 Elephant! Elephant! 1093 01:08:46,998 --> 01:08:48,488 One thousand baht! 1094 01:08:50,501 --> 01:08:51,741 Hurry! 1095 01:08:53,129 --> 01:09:01,093 Hey! 1096 01:09:10,021 --> 01:09:11,136 Nice helmet! 1097 01:09:11,314 --> 01:09:12,349 Hurry! Hurry! 1098 01:09:12,523 --> 01:09:13,228 Come on! Take a picture of him! 1099 01:09:13,483 --> 01:09:14,563 You're a pilot! 1100 01:09:14,734 --> 01:09:15,734 Say cheese! 1101 01:09:16,819 --> 01:09:18,650 Yeah! 1102 01:09:27,497 --> 01:09:28,737 Yeah, keep showing off! 1103 01:09:29,916 --> 01:09:30,916 Help! 1104 01:09:34,420 --> 01:09:36,081 You're doing a gay porn... 1105 01:09:54,941 --> 01:09:56,306 Don't grab me! 1106 01:09:57,860 --> 01:09:59,270 My health tree! 1107 01:09:59,445 --> 01:10:00,798 Let it go! We don't have time for that! 1108 01:10:00,822 --> 01:10:01,822 You're unbelievable! 1109 01:10:02,240 --> 01:10:03,275 Let go... 1110 01:10:05,076 --> 01:10:06,076 Don't push my head! 1111 01:10:08,246 --> 01:10:09,246 Let go! 1112 01:10:09,288 --> 01:10:09,947 Help! 1113 01:10:10,123 --> 01:10:11,123 My head! 1114 01:10:13,000 --> 01:10:14,206 Stop it! 1115 01:10:20,174 --> 01:10:23,041 Help! I can't swim! 1116 01:10:50,329 --> 01:10:51,660 Where are we? 1117 01:10:52,123 --> 01:10:53,123 Thailand. 1118 01:11:35,458 --> 01:11:36,698 Help! Help! 1119 01:11:37,502 --> 01:11:38,502 Hurry! 1120 01:11:39,170 --> 01:11:42,628 Help! Help! 1121 01:11:53,893 --> 01:11:55,383 What the hell are you doing? 1122 01:11:56,479 --> 01:11:57,309 What? 1123 01:11:57,480 --> 01:11:59,516 Did god send you to torture me? 1124 01:11:59,690 --> 01:12:01,180 I make onion pancakes for a living. 1125 01:12:02,276 --> 01:12:03,276 Just calm down. 1126 01:12:03,444 --> 01:12:04,229 Are you fucking kidding me? 1127 01:12:04,403 --> 01:12:06,363 You're the most stupid living thing I've ever met! 1128 01:12:06,489 --> 01:12:07,609 Is this journey to the west? 1129 01:12:08,991 --> 01:12:11,824 Getting the letter of attorney is harder than getting the sutras! 1130 01:12:11,994 --> 01:12:12,824 Take it easy. 1131 01:12:12,995 --> 01:12:14,715 Seriously, where the hell did you come from? 1132 01:12:14,789 --> 01:12:16,871 I'm done! I don't want any of it! 1133 01:12:17,041 --> 01:12:17,496 Don't do this. 1134 01:12:17,667 --> 01:12:18,907 I don't want it anymore! 1135 01:12:19,085 --> 01:12:20,085 Calm down, please! 1136 01:12:20,169 --> 01:12:21,454 There! I smashed it! Happy? 1137 01:12:21,712 --> 01:12:22,712 Are you happy now? 1138 01:12:27,051 --> 01:12:28,211 You slapped me?! 1139 01:12:28,386 --> 01:12:29,386 Feel better? 1140 01:12:29,512 --> 01:12:31,173 You slapped me! 1141 01:12:31,347 --> 01:12:34,430 When I was acting crazy, my mom would slap me to calm me down. 1142 01:12:34,600 --> 01:12:36,328 Did your mother slap you right after you were born? 1143 01:12:36,352 --> 01:12:37,788 Was that how she brought you to this world? 1144 01:12:37,812 --> 01:12:39,873 I'm warning you, you can say anything about me, but not my mother! 1145 01:12:39,897 --> 01:12:40,352 I just did! 1146 01:12:40,898 --> 01:12:42,763 Like mother, like son. That's what my mom says. 1147 01:12:50,700 --> 01:12:53,988 Enough! Enough! 1148 01:12:57,498 --> 01:12:58,203 What are you doing? 1149 01:12:58,374 --> 01:12:59,374 Wo-taaaah! 1150 01:13:16,100 --> 01:13:18,432 I'm sorry. I kicked you too hard. 1151 01:13:23,232 --> 01:13:24,017 I told you, 1152 01:13:24,191 --> 01:13:25,191 I know kung fu. 1153 01:13:32,158 --> 01:13:33,238 Journey to the west! 1154 01:13:36,454 --> 01:13:37,454 Dude... 1155 01:13:38,205 --> 01:13:39,205 Hey... 1156 01:13:40,875 --> 01:13:41,955 You're the red boy! 1157 01:13:42,919 --> 01:13:45,331 You're lunatic. 1158 01:13:45,588 --> 01:13:47,044 I'm xuanzang! 1159 01:13:48,758 --> 01:13:50,043 You must be insane. 1160 01:14:08,152 --> 01:14:09,358 Are you alright? 1161 01:14:17,536 --> 01:14:18,536 Don't move. 1162 01:14:19,914 --> 01:14:21,905 Just let me cry for a bit. 1163 01:14:27,797 --> 01:14:28,797 Don't move! 1164 01:14:50,611 --> 01:14:52,647 Beat it! Beat it! 1165 01:15:05,835 --> 01:15:07,041 Ready? 1166 01:15:34,363 --> 01:15:35,966 This kind of leaf is capable of disinfection. 1167 01:15:35,990 --> 01:15:36,990 My grandpa taught me. 1168 01:15:43,706 --> 01:15:44,850 Don't tell anyone about this, ever. 1169 01:15:44,874 --> 01:15:45,874 Trust me, 1170 01:15:45,958 --> 01:15:47,323 I won't post it on weibo. 1171 01:15:50,046 --> 01:15:51,456 I invented supergas. 1172 01:15:52,673 --> 01:15:54,755 I've been working on it for four years. 1173 01:15:55,801 --> 01:15:58,321 Once the company becomes listed, the profits will be incredible. 1174 01:15:58,846 --> 01:16:02,430 Gao Bo and I had different opinions about the commercial strategy. 1175 01:16:03,434 --> 01:16:05,550 He wanted to sell supergas right away to the French. 1176 01:16:06,020 --> 01:16:07,885 I wanted to keep working on it, 1177 01:16:08,481 --> 01:16:10,142 because I knew it was not perfect yet. 1178 01:16:11,692 --> 01:16:13,307 Mr. zhou is the biggest shareholder, 1179 01:16:13,611 --> 01:16:15,731 and we have to find him to get the letter of attorney. 1180 01:16:16,989 --> 01:16:19,071 The letter of attorney is kind of a passport... 1181 01:16:19,575 --> 01:16:20,360 To wealth... 1182 01:16:20,534 --> 01:16:22,320 And a great future. 1183 01:16:24,705 --> 01:16:27,868 This knife was a gift. I gave him when we were in college. 1184 01:16:29,543 --> 01:16:30,543 Thanks to supergas, 1185 01:16:31,128 --> 01:16:33,460 we're enemies now. 1186 01:16:34,340 --> 01:16:35,500 It cost me too much. 1187 01:16:37,051 --> 01:16:38,541 Now, even my family is leaving me. 1188 01:16:40,012 --> 01:16:41,502 Well, you won't understand anyway. 1189 01:16:44,391 --> 01:16:45,391 What are you writing? 1190 01:16:46,644 --> 01:16:48,009 A travel journal. 1191 01:16:50,689 --> 01:16:53,021 So you're writing the tragic story of my life? 1192 01:16:55,444 --> 01:16:56,604 No, I'm not. 1193 01:16:58,239 --> 01:16:59,239 Look, 1194 01:16:59,573 --> 01:17:00,573 tonight, 1195 01:17:01,117 --> 01:17:03,233 we're grilling snake flesh in the jungle. 1196 01:17:03,828 --> 01:17:05,568 Did you ever see that coming? 1197 01:17:06,872 --> 01:17:08,453 Life is always unexpected. 1198 01:17:09,041 --> 01:17:11,623 Everybody has the experience of feeling lost. 1199 01:17:11,794 --> 01:17:14,752 But, from what I see, you're not completely lost. 1200 01:17:15,381 --> 01:17:17,212 You can fix things with your wife. 1201 01:17:20,136 --> 01:17:21,626 Easier said than done. 1202 01:17:22,221 --> 01:17:23,221 Is it really that hard? 1203 01:17:27,184 --> 01:17:28,184 What? 1204 01:17:28,561 --> 01:17:29,561 Call your wife. 1205 01:17:30,354 --> 01:17:31,389 No! Stop it. 1206 01:17:31,772 --> 01:17:33,637 Just call her. 1207 01:17:34,233 --> 01:17:35,293 What am I gonna say to her? 1208 01:17:35,317 --> 01:17:37,148 Anything you want. 1209 01:17:38,112 --> 01:17:39,112 Go ahead. 1210 01:17:51,625 --> 01:17:52,364 Hello? 1211 01:17:52,543 --> 01:17:55,785 International direct dialing has not been activated for this number. 1212 01:18:13,189 --> 01:18:14,304 Are you alright? 1213 01:18:15,900 --> 01:18:17,390 My health tree is dead! 1214 01:18:21,572 --> 01:18:23,028 How did that happen? 1215 01:18:25,743 --> 01:18:27,779 Is supergas toxic? 1216 01:18:29,538 --> 01:18:30,538 Of course not. 1217 01:18:31,165 --> 01:18:33,827 Maybe... maybe you watered it too much? 1218 01:19:52,579 --> 01:19:54,285 Come on. It's across the bridge. 1219 01:19:54,456 --> 01:19:56,492 What's left to be done on your list? 1220 01:19:56,667 --> 01:19:58,032 No health tree planting anymore, 1221 01:19:58,210 --> 01:19:59,290 so just thai boxing. 1222 01:19:59,461 --> 01:20:00,667 You're not gonna do that. 1223 01:20:01,130 --> 01:20:02,916 Come on. Let's take a photo here. 1224 01:20:18,314 --> 01:20:19,099 It doesn't work. 1225 01:20:19,273 --> 01:20:20,273 Let's see... 1226 01:20:22,818 --> 01:20:23,818 The memory card is full. 1227 01:20:31,368 --> 01:20:32,368 Help me put those back. 1228 01:20:49,636 --> 01:20:50,876 I saw a spy in the bathroom. 1229 01:20:51,055 --> 01:20:52,386 I got it! 1230 01:20:52,556 --> 01:20:55,138 I forgot my wallet this morning. 1231 01:20:57,394 --> 01:20:58,008 Where's the map? 1232 01:20:58,187 --> 01:20:59,187 Here's the map! 1233 01:20:59,897 --> 01:21:01,728 It's ready. Here. 1234 01:21:04,651 --> 01:21:05,731 What is this? 1235 01:21:06,862 --> 01:21:07,862 What is this? 1236 01:21:10,407 --> 01:21:12,113 You're with gao Bo, aren't you? 1237 01:21:12,951 --> 01:21:14,657 Nonesense. Come on, take a picture. 1238 01:21:16,163 --> 01:21:18,529 No wonder he could follow me. 1239 01:21:20,000 --> 01:21:21,080 Am [in a spy movie? 1240 01:21:21,627 --> 01:21:22,787 What spy movie? 1241 01:21:22,961 --> 01:21:24,451 Can you tell me... 1242 01:21:24,713 --> 01:21:26,078 Why there is a GPS tracker... 1243 01:21:26,298 --> 01:21:27,708 In your bag? 1244 01:21:30,344 --> 01:21:31,344 This is a GPS tracker? 1245 01:21:31,470 --> 01:21:32,655 Why did you come to Thailand anyway? 1246 01:21:32,679 --> 01:21:33,679 For traveling. 1247 01:21:33,722 --> 01:21:36,885 You've been with me the whole time, and you call that traveling? 1248 01:21:37,059 --> 01:21:38,640 I dropped out of the tour group... 1249 01:21:38,811 --> 01:21:39,971 And I got no money. 1250 01:21:40,229 --> 01:21:41,344 And this? 1251 01:21:43,524 --> 01:21:44,524 Whose money is it? 1252 01:21:45,776 --> 01:21:47,107 Gao Bo's. 1253 01:21:48,320 --> 01:21:48,979 Listen, I... 1254 01:21:49,154 --> 01:21:49,813 I'm giving you one last chance. 1255 01:21:49,988 --> 01:21:51,569 Why did you come to Thailand? 1256 01:21:54,743 --> 01:21:56,358 I'm here for a honeymoon. 1257 01:21:56,537 --> 01:21:57,572 With whom? 1258 01:21:58,664 --> 01:21:59,744 With fan bingbing? 1259 01:22:00,374 --> 01:22:01,374 How do you know? 1260 01:22:01,542 --> 01:22:02,542 Where is she then? 1261 01:22:02,584 --> 01:22:03,869 She's in my heart. 1262 01:22:04,378 --> 01:22:06,460 Didn't I tell you my mom... 1263 01:22:06,630 --> 01:22:07,460 Is a huge fan of fan! 1264 01:22:07,631 --> 01:22:09,191 Being obsessed with actress at her age? 1265 01:22:09,341 --> 01:22:10,341 A fan of fan? 1266 01:22:10,676 --> 01:22:12,132 Do you think I'm an idiot? 1267 01:22:12,302 --> 01:22:13,633 No, I... 1268 01:22:13,887 --> 01:22:15,798 Why would I lie to you? 1269 01:22:15,973 --> 01:22:17,929 Your whole family are nuts, right? 1270 01:22:20,352 --> 01:22:21,762 I'm warning you, 1271 01:22:21,937 --> 01:22:23,143 you can say anything about me, 1272 01:22:23,522 --> 01:22:24,762 but not my mom! 1273 01:22:24,940 --> 01:22:25,940 You're nuts! 1274 01:22:25,983 --> 01:22:27,189 So is your mother! 1275 01:22:27,359 --> 01:22:29,475 Don't you dare say that about my mom! 1276 01:22:43,750 --> 01:22:44,830 Liar. 1277 01:23:33,175 --> 01:23:37,760 Mom, my honeymoon with bingbing is officially underway. 1278 01:23:39,348 --> 01:23:42,840 In Bangkok, we stayed in the world's best hotel, 1279 01:23:43,310 --> 01:23:45,471 and we had thai onion pancakes... 1280 01:23:45,771 --> 01:23:47,102 Called Tom yum goong pizza. 1281 01:23:49,483 --> 01:23:51,394 We took a lot of pictures together. 1282 01:23:52,236 --> 01:23:53,271 Bingbing said... 1283 01:23:53,570 --> 01:23:56,312 I should start a bao's onion pancake franchise. 1284 01:23:56,532 --> 01:23:59,524 Once it goes on the market, I'd be ceo. 1285 01:24:03,789 --> 01:24:05,495 We took a ride on the thai train, 1286 01:24:06,166 --> 01:24:07,952 the bus, the tuk-tuks, 1287 01:24:08,752 --> 01:24:10,583 and the thai trishaw. 1288 01:24:15,300 --> 01:24:18,838 We went to a thai foot massage parlor, had the fish pedicure treatment. 1289 01:24:19,972 --> 01:24:21,382 We rode an elephant. 1290 01:24:21,723 --> 01:24:23,213 Bingbing loved it! 1291 01:24:23,517 --> 01:24:26,759 She said elephant is the symbol of good fortune. 1292 01:24:28,272 --> 01:24:29,387 Oh, right. 1293 01:24:30,023 --> 01:24:32,435 It was the local water splashing festival. 1294 01:24:33,193 --> 01:24:34,212 We lit up kongming lanterns... 1295 01:24:34,236 --> 01:24:37,319 In a temple located on the mountaintop. 1296 01:24:37,864 --> 01:24:39,024 At that moment, 1297 01:24:39,741 --> 01:24:40,741 I realized... 1298 01:24:40,951 --> 01:24:44,284 That I was living the best time of my life. 1299 01:24:45,163 --> 01:24:46,744 When we plant the health tree... 1300 01:24:47,249 --> 01:24:48,910 In the temple, 1301 01:24:49,334 --> 01:24:51,666 you'll get better, I know it. 1302 01:24:51,878 --> 01:24:55,791 You'll become the healthiest and happiest mom. 1303 01:24:56,550 --> 01:24:59,257 And you'll have a grandson before long. 1304 01:24:59,886 --> 01:25:02,093 Mom, we love you. 1305 01:26:16,171 --> 01:26:18,378 They'll rebuild this temple soon. 1306 01:26:20,425 --> 01:26:21,881 Are you Mr. xu? 1307 01:26:22,094 --> 01:26:23,504 You are Chinese? 1308 01:26:23,845 --> 01:26:26,461 Mr. zhou and I are in the same meditation class. 1309 01:26:26,640 --> 01:26:28,400 For now, I'm helping around the temple here. 1310 01:26:28,433 --> 01:26:30,799 He said you would come when he left. 1311 01:26:31,019 --> 01:26:32,259 So he's back in Beijing? 1312 01:26:32,437 --> 01:26:34,428 Yeah. And he left something for you. 1313 01:26:34,898 --> 01:26:35,898 Just a moment. 1314 01:27:23,488 --> 01:27:24,488 Xu lang, 1315 01:27:24,656 --> 01:27:26,362 you son of a bitch! 1316 01:27:27,617 --> 01:27:28,617 Where's zhou? 1317 01:27:28,785 --> 01:27:29,785 He went back to Beijing. 1318 01:27:31,121 --> 01:27:32,361 Give me the letter of attorney. 1319 01:27:33,206 --> 01:27:34,662 I didn't get it. 1320 01:27:36,251 --> 01:27:37,991 You might as well forget about it. 1321 01:27:40,213 --> 01:27:41,874 That's hilarious! 1322 01:27:42,215 --> 01:27:45,332 We're gonna settle this today. 1323 01:27:46,094 --> 01:27:47,254 Where's your bodyguard? 1324 01:27:47,429 --> 01:27:48,839 I don't have one. 1325 01:28:04,488 --> 01:28:07,070 Here's your money. I didn't spend a penny of it! 1326 01:28:09,451 --> 01:28:10,451 Shit! 1327 01:28:10,535 --> 01:28:11,695 I came back to tell you, 1328 01:28:12,204 --> 01:28:13,660 if I were on his side, 1329 01:28:13,830 --> 01:28:15,850 I wouldn't have told you there was a spy at the airport. 1330 01:28:15,874 --> 01:28:16,909 What spy? 1331 01:28:17,083 --> 01:28:18,083 You! 1332 01:28:18,210 --> 01:28:19,210 Baobao, 1333 01:28:19,419 --> 01:28:20,659 I'm sorry. 1334 01:28:22,047 --> 01:28:22,706 Gao Bo... 1335 01:28:22,881 --> 01:28:24,246 Cut the crap! 1336 01:28:24,508 --> 01:28:25,651 Give me the letter of attorney. 1337 01:28:25,675 --> 01:28:27,006 I don't have it. 1338 01:28:27,844 --> 01:28:30,085 You must be gao Bo? 1339 01:28:30,388 --> 01:28:33,255 Mr. zhou left this for both of you. 1340 01:28:34,059 --> 01:28:35,765 He wanted you to decide who gets it. 1341 01:28:41,024 --> 01:28:43,140 So you know thai boxing? 1342 01:28:44,027 --> 01:28:45,642 I'm here to fight, you know. 1343 01:28:45,821 --> 01:28:46,821 My mom said... 1344 01:28:49,157 --> 01:28:50,157 Wait! 1345 01:29:02,462 --> 01:29:03,247 Let go! 1346 01:29:03,421 --> 01:29:04,126 You can't have it! 1347 01:29:04,297 --> 01:29:05,628 Get lost! 1348 01:29:23,024 --> 01:29:24,184 Supergas has a problem! 1349 01:29:24,359 --> 01:29:25,599 You have a problem! 1350 01:29:45,797 --> 01:29:47,003 Help me! 1351 01:29:47,841 --> 01:29:49,206 I need help, too. 1352 01:29:53,179 --> 01:29:54,885 Take a picture of me! 1353 01:30:06,484 --> 01:30:08,099 Give him a Sunday punch! 1354 01:30:10,614 --> 01:30:11,945 I need something to step on! 1355 01:31:04,459 --> 01:31:09,453 Thailand legend! 1356 01:31:27,232 --> 01:31:31,020 Saaaaay cheeeeeese! 1357 01:31:58,680 --> 01:32:00,045 You got it? 1358 01:32:00,724 --> 01:32:01,724 Take a look. 1359 01:32:15,822 --> 01:32:17,813 Zhou knew we'd fight over it. 1360 01:32:20,910 --> 01:32:23,777 This contract becomes effective only if both of us sign it. 1361 01:32:24,122 --> 01:32:25,487 That actually makes things easier. 1362 01:32:26,041 --> 01:32:27,281 Name your terms. 1363 01:32:34,632 --> 01:32:36,088 Come on, xu! 1364 01:32:36,342 --> 01:32:38,253 We can work as a team. 1365 01:32:39,012 --> 01:32:40,877 I've made a deal with the French already. 1366 01:32:41,973 --> 01:32:43,634 All you need to do is sign your name. 1367 01:32:44,017 --> 01:32:45,473 How about 20-807? 1368 01:32:46,895 --> 01:32:48,055 Well, 30-70? 1369 01:32:53,234 --> 01:32:54,724 Ok, 40-60. 1370 01:32:54,903 --> 01:32:56,439 Fine! 50-50! 1371 01:33:00,325 --> 01:33:01,861 Don't get greedy! 1372 01:33:04,037 --> 01:33:05,823 Fine, xu lang, 1373 01:33:05,997 --> 01:33:07,328 I'll do it your way, ok? 1374 01:33:07,499 --> 01:33:09,490 Just like you said, we take the long view. 1375 01:33:09,667 --> 01:33:10,978 We'll take the venture capital... 1376 01:33:11,002 --> 01:33:12,442 And keep researching and developing. 1377 01:33:13,588 --> 01:33:15,316 I know there's something wrong with supergas. 1378 01:33:15,340 --> 01:33:17,171 Let's work it out. 1379 01:33:17,759 --> 01:33:18,759 You're the boss, okay? 1380 01:33:18,843 --> 01:33:19,958 How is the shot? 1381 01:33:20,303 --> 01:33:22,089 It's a good one! 1382 01:33:23,765 --> 01:33:25,221 Only one thing left on the list. 1383 01:33:25,642 --> 01:33:26,973 The health tree. 1384 01:33:31,648 --> 01:33:33,058 What do think? 1385 01:33:55,255 --> 01:33:56,335 I've decided... 1386 01:33:56,589 --> 01:33:58,329 To give it up. 1387 01:34:02,137 --> 01:34:03,877 You should keep the knife. 1388 01:34:06,015 --> 01:34:07,015 You know, 1389 01:34:08,143 --> 01:34:10,259 it is a fresh start. 1390 01:34:11,146 --> 01:34:13,102 Let's go, bao. 1391 01:34:16,276 --> 01:34:19,018 Your wife and I... Nothing happened, really. 1392 01:34:19,946 --> 01:34:20,986 Have a good life together. 1393 01:34:25,076 --> 01:34:27,408 I'm telling you, he and your wife... 1394 01:35:02,697 --> 01:35:06,235 Mr. xu, a taxi driver had found your passport. 1395 01:35:06,743 --> 01:35:07,983 Wait here for a moment, please. 1396 01:35:14,375 --> 01:35:15,706 Ann, it's me. 1397 01:35:16,419 --> 01:35:17,939 Maybe you're already on the plane now. 1398 01:35:20,465 --> 01:35:24,083 I know you're taking xiao di with you, and you'd be far far away from me. 1399 01:35:27,347 --> 01:35:29,133 I just have one request, 1400 01:35:29,724 --> 01:35:32,090 please let me take her to ocean park. 1401 01:35:35,563 --> 01:35:37,679 I gave up the letter of attorney thing. 1402 01:35:38,149 --> 01:35:39,730 I gave it all up. 1403 01:35:40,026 --> 01:35:43,439 It just came to me that I'd have nothing if I didn't do that. 1404 01:35:43,821 --> 01:35:46,608 Can you give me one last chance? 1405 01:35:46,783 --> 01:35:47,863 Ann, I'm sorry. 1406 01:35:49,369 --> 01:35:52,532 I miss you so much. You're really important to me. 1407 01:35:52,872 --> 01:35:54,408 I'm sorry for what I did. 1408 01:35:55,291 --> 01:35:58,203 I'm sorry... 1409 01:36:20,942 --> 01:36:22,307 I asked xiao di... 1410 01:36:24,362 --> 01:36:26,193 Who she'd choose to live with... 1411 01:36:26,364 --> 01:36:27,854 If we got a divorce. 1412 01:36:29,158 --> 01:36:30,568 Guess what she said. 1413 01:36:32,578 --> 01:36:34,193 She said she wants you. 1414 01:36:36,833 --> 01:36:38,869 She didn't want us to break up. 1415 01:37:02,066 --> 01:37:03,431 Hi, baobao? 1416 01:37:03,609 --> 01:37:04,769 Yeah, that's me! 1417 01:37:04,944 --> 01:37:06,650 Know who this is? 1418 01:37:07,363 --> 01:37:08,363 Xu lang! 1419 01:37:09,449 --> 01:37:12,065 I want to try your onion pancakes. Can you deliver some? 1420 01:37:12,243 --> 01:37:13,653 Yeah! Sure! 1421 01:37:14,037 --> 01:37:15,072 Give me your address. 1422 01:37:15,246 --> 01:37:17,406 Wear something nice, we'll take some pictures together. 1423 01:37:17,498 --> 01:37:19,659 Huh? Pictures why? 1424 01:37:26,424 --> 01:37:27,584 Dad, 1425 01:37:28,217 --> 01:37:30,629 will you take me to ocean park again? 1426 01:37:31,220 --> 01:37:32,585 Sure. If my angel likes. 1427 01:37:35,641 --> 01:37:37,927 Do you regret giving up supergas? 1428 01:37:38,227 --> 01:37:39,967 It was like that tooth. 1429 01:37:40,146 --> 01:37:43,138 After wang bao kicked it away, it didn't hurt anymore. 1430 01:37:43,316 --> 01:37:44,931 Why am [ Wearing this? 1431 01:37:47,236 --> 01:37:48,236 Here. 1432 01:37:48,363 --> 01:37:50,570 What do you think? Is this ok? 1433 01:37:51,324 --> 01:37:54,987 We didn't get to the beach last time, so this time I wanna make it up to you. 1434 01:37:55,703 --> 01:37:57,364 What pose do you want? 1435 01:37:58,539 --> 01:38:00,120 Anything but the peace sign. 1436 01:38:00,291 --> 01:38:03,533 It's fine. It's not a fashion shoot, it's for his honeymoon. 1437 01:38:03,711 --> 01:38:04,871 My honeymoon? 1438 01:38:06,089 --> 01:38:07,089 With whom? 1439 01:38:24,732 --> 01:38:26,393 Hi, I'm fan bingbing. 1440 01:38:27,068 --> 01:38:27,853 You... you are? 1441 01:38:28,027 --> 01:38:30,484 Fan bingbing. 1442 01:38:33,157 --> 01:38:35,523 You're fan... fan... fan... 1443 01:38:36,202 --> 01:38:39,160 I heard that you wanted to go on a honeymoon with me, right? 1444 01:38:39,330 --> 01:38:42,197 Ho... ho... honeymoon? 1445 01:38:42,375 --> 01:38:43,535 Can we... 1446 01:38:44,377 --> 01:38:45,497 Take some pictures together? 1447 01:38:45,670 --> 01:38:46,409 Pic... pictures? 1448 01:38:46,587 --> 01:38:47,793 Come here. 1449 01:38:48,256 --> 01:38:50,542 Come on. Put your arm around me. 1450 01:38:50,716 --> 01:38:54,049 Put... put... put my arm around you? 1451 01:38:54,470 --> 01:38:56,335 Would you stop being so nervous? 1452 01:38:56,806 --> 01:38:59,889 Put your arm here and look at the camera. 1453 01:39:34,260 --> 01:39:35,260 I'm done. 1454 01:39:36,095 --> 01:39:37,585 Can you do backrubs? 1455 01:39:43,811 --> 01:39:44,846 Come on. 1456 01:39:58,409 --> 01:39:59,694 Happy? 1457 01:40:00,286 --> 01:40:01,696 So happy that I could die! 1458 01:40:04,040 --> 01:40:05,040 Oh, right. 1459 01:40:06,959 --> 01:40:08,729 Remember when you told me to take gao Bo's passport from his room? 1460 01:40:08,753 --> 01:40:09,538 I forgot. 1461 01:40:09,712 --> 01:40:10,792 I thought I didn't have it. 1462 01:40:42,495 --> 01:40:44,952 Breathe! Breathe! Breathe! 1463 01:40:45,122 --> 01:40:46,578 Push, xiao man! Push! 1464 01:40:48,376 --> 01:40:49,491 It's out? 1465 01:40:49,919 --> 01:40:50,999 Boy or girl? 1466 01:40:52,004 --> 01:40:54,711 Does it look like me? Does it have any hair? 90070