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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,105 --> 00:00:20,105 {\an8}Downloaded from MoviesMod.zone 2 00:00:23,460 --> 00:00:25,126 - OK. - OK. Here we go. 3 00:00:25,210 --> 00:00:27,501 OK. 4 00:00:29,376 --> 00:00:31,460 Hold on. 5 00:00:32,668 --> 00:00:33,918 One more time. 6 00:00:36,418 --> 00:00:37,960 Wait! Slower, slower, slower... 7 00:00:38,043 --> 00:00:39,793 One more time. 8 00:00:43,626 --> 00:00:45,293 - Uh-huh! - And then just one time. 9 00:00:48,626 --> 00:00:49,793 Uh-huh. 10 00:00:49,876 --> 00:00:51,251 And now the hard part! 11 00:00:53,126 --> 00:00:55,043 No! 12 00:00:55,126 --> 00:00:58,793 One, two, three, four, bam-bam... 13 00:01:03,710 --> 00:01:04,751 - You got it? - Yes. 14 00:01:04,835 --> 00:01:06,501 And now's the best part. 15 00:01:07,501 --> 00:01:09,210 Yeah. 16 00:01:09,293 --> 00:01:11,001 - OK, OK, OK... Ready? - One more time, together. 17 00:01:11,085 --> 00:01:13,418 - Wait... Are you ready? - Two hands, 18 00:01:13,501 --> 00:01:15,376 - and then... - Yep. 19 00:01:19,293 --> 00:01:21,751 Yeah, perfect. Perfect. You can do it. 20 00:01:21,835 --> 00:01:23,085 You're so flexible. 21 00:01:23,168 --> 00:01:25,751 OK. OK. One more time. 22 00:01:27,710 --> 00:01:29,251 Uh... 23 00:01:29,335 --> 00:01:30,626 Yeah! 24 00:01:32,710 --> 00:01:34,835 - Yeah! - Yeah... 25 00:01:43,210 --> 00:01:47,668 I missed a bit. 26 00:01:47,751 --> 00:01:49,085 One more, one more. 27 00:01:52,085 --> 00:01:53,585 - Ugh. - Whoops! 28 00:01:58,543 --> 00:02:01,918 One more time. 29 00:02:08,710 --> 00:02:11,418 It's perfect! 30 00:02:37,751 --> 00:02:39,460 That was great. 31 00:02:39,543 --> 00:02:41,168 Great work. 32 00:02:41,251 --> 00:02:42,626 Sounding... 33 00:02:42,710 --> 00:02:45,835 Yeah, sounding really good. 34 00:02:45,918 --> 00:02:47,335 Um... 35 00:02:47,418 --> 00:02:50,876 Maybe, uh... play it a couple more times, 36 00:02:50,960 --> 00:02:53,918 just for practice, but... good job. 37 00:02:55,001 --> 00:02:56,668 Oh... 38 00:03:00,501 --> 00:03:02,668 Stupid fucking thing! 39 00:03:04,335 --> 00:03:06,293 OK. 40 00:03:13,835 --> 00:03:15,835 No. 41 00:03:18,960 --> 00:03:20,751 Come on... Oh! 42 00:03:21,585 --> 00:03:22,960 Fuck me. 43 00:03:26,418 --> 00:03:29,710 ♪ I'm confessing that I love you 44 00:03:29,793 --> 00:03:33,210 ♪ Tell me, do you love me, too? 45 00:03:33,293 --> 00:03:35,751 ♪ I'm confessing that I need you 46 00:03:35,835 --> 00:03:37,460 {\an8}♪ Honest, I do 47 00:03:38,626 --> 00:03:40,043 {\an8}♪ Every single moment 48 00:03:40,126 --> 00:03:43,585 ♪ In your eyes, I read such strange things 49 00:03:43,668 --> 00:03:47,126 ♪ But your lips deny they're true 50 00:03:47,210 --> 00:03:49,668 ♪ Will your answer really change things? 51 00:03:49,751 --> 00:03:51,376 ♪ Making me blue 52 00:03:51,460 --> 00:03:54,085 ♪ Making me blue 53 00:03:54,168 --> 00:03:57,335 ♪ I'm afraid someday you'll leave me 54 00:03:57,418 --> 00:04:00,918 {\an8}♪ Saying, "Can't we still be friends?" 55 00:04:01,001 --> 00:04:04,376 {\an8}♪ If you go, you know you'll grieve me 56 00:04:04,460 --> 00:04:08,001 ♪ All in life on you depends 57 00:04:08,085 --> 00:04:11,168 ♪ Am I guessing that you love me? 58 00:04:11,251 --> 00:04:14,710 ♪ Dreaming dreams of you in vain 59 00:04:14,793 --> 00:04:19,043 ♪ I'm confessing that I love you, over again 60 00:04:19,126 --> 00:04:21,585 ♪ Over again 61 00:04:35,668 --> 00:04:38,835 {\an8}♪ I'm afraid someday you'll leave me 62 00:04:38,918 --> 00:04:42,376 {\an8}♪ Saying, "Can't we still be friends?" 63 00:04:42,460 --> 00:04:45,626 ♪ If you go, you know you'll grieve me 64 00:04:45,710 --> 00:04:49,376 ♪ All in life on you depends 65 00:04:49,460 --> 00:04:52,501 ♪ Am I guessing that you love me 66 00:04:52,585 --> 00:04:56,376 ♪ Dreaming dreams of you in vain? 67 00:04:56,460 --> 00:05:00,543 {\an8}♪ I'm confessin' that I love you, over again 68 00:05:00,626 --> 00:05:03,335 {\an8}♪ Over again 69 00:05:03,418 --> 00:05:07,501 ♪ I'm confessin' that I love you, over again 70 00:05:07,585 --> 00:05:10,168 ♪ Over again 71 00:05:12,335 --> 00:05:14,460 ♪ Sweet lover 72 00:05:15,710 --> 00:05:17,126 ♪ Sweet lover 73 00:05:19,168 --> 00:05:20,751 ♪ Sweet lover ♪ 74 00:05:41,751 --> 00:05:43,585 Shoes off, please. 75 00:05:45,668 --> 00:05:47,460 Oh... 76 00:05:47,543 --> 00:05:49,918 Will you please remind me why you got me this bike? 77 00:05:50,001 --> 00:05:52,168 - What? - This bike. Why? 78 00:05:52,251 --> 00:05:55,460 Core strength. Spine health. Remember what the doctor said. 79 00:05:55,543 --> 00:05:57,626 You were supposed to fold it. 80 00:05:57,710 --> 00:06:00,543 The whole point of a folding bike - it folds. 81 00:06:00,626 --> 00:06:02,710 This thing is fucking impossible to fold. 82 00:06:02,793 --> 00:06:04,585 Do you know how hard this is to fold? 83 00:06:04,668 --> 00:06:06,543 It's supposed to be more convenient than a normal bike. 84 00:06:06,626 --> 00:06:08,626 It's way less convenient than a normal bike. 85 00:06:08,710 --> 00:06:10,835 Also, the wheels, they're so little. 86 00:06:10,918 --> 00:06:12,835 It's like I gotta pedal four times 87 00:06:12,918 --> 00:06:16,126 to get one normal wheel rotation out of it. 88 00:06:16,210 --> 00:06:18,085 You have to practice, maybe. 89 00:06:21,418 --> 00:06:22,918 Where's Maggie? Yo, Maggie! 90 00:06:23,001 --> 00:06:24,585 No, she's not here. 91 00:06:24,668 --> 00:06:27,376 - Where is she? - She's, uh... at a sleepover. 92 00:06:27,460 --> 00:06:29,960 - Where? - At Sadie's. 93 00:06:30,043 --> 00:06:31,793 I didn't know she was having a sleepover with Sadie. 94 00:06:31,876 --> 00:06:33,251 Oh, it was sort of last minute. 95 00:06:33,335 --> 00:06:36,793 Oh, God. Sadie is so strange, isn't she? 96 00:06:36,876 --> 00:06:38,876 I don't know if it's good that she's hanging around with Sadie. 97 00:06:38,960 --> 00:06:40,251 I mean, she's fine. 98 00:06:40,335 --> 00:06:42,293 I called ahead. Sadie's mother is single. 99 00:06:42,376 --> 00:06:44,918 There are no men or weapons in the home. 100 00:06:45,001 --> 00:06:47,293 You called Sadie's mother to ask if she was single? 101 00:06:47,376 --> 00:06:49,710 - Yeah, of course - "Of course"? 102 00:06:51,376 --> 00:06:53,085 Sadie's fucking crazy. 103 00:06:53,168 --> 00:06:54,918 Mm... 104 00:06:55,001 --> 00:06:57,918 Whoa... holy shit! 105 00:06:58,001 --> 00:06:59,668 My God, look at all this cheese! 106 00:06:59,751 --> 00:07:01,460 No! No, no... Leave it, leave it, leave it...! 107 00:07:01,543 --> 00:07:02,793 Not yet! Not yet. Not... Not yet. 108 00:07:02,876 --> 00:07:04,293 What is all this? What is that... 109 00:07:04,376 --> 00:07:06,793 - What is that smell? - I'm making a soufflé. 110 00:07:06,876 --> 00:07:08,335 You're making a soufflé, 111 00:07:08,418 --> 00:07:09,876 and there's 200 pounds of cheese? 112 00:07:09,960 --> 00:07:12,126 Is there, like, an event? Are we expecting people? 113 00:07:12,210 --> 00:07:15,126 - Our neighbors. - Which neighbors? 114 00:07:15,210 --> 00:07:18,251 Our upstairs neighbors. I told you yesterday, remember? 115 00:07:18,335 --> 00:07:20,210 You have mentioned 116 00:07:20,293 --> 00:07:22,918 that for some insane reason you want to invite them over. 117 00:07:23,001 --> 00:07:24,793 You for sure didn't tell me they were coming over tonight. 118 00:07:24,876 --> 00:07:26,126 Why didn't you ask me about this? 119 00:07:26,210 --> 00:07:27,626 I did. 120 00:07:27,710 --> 00:07:29,001 Oh, did you, sweetie? When did that happen? 121 00:07:29,085 --> 00:07:30,626 I told you yesterday. 122 00:07:30,710 --> 00:07:32,251 Well, telling me and asking me 123 00:07:32,335 --> 00:07:34,126 are actually two very different things. 124 00:07:34,210 --> 00:07:36,168 And if I'm being honest, I... I don't even think you told me. 125 00:07:36,251 --> 00:07:38,918 It's not like you listen to anything that I say anyway. 126 00:07:39,001 --> 00:07:41,085 Oh, fuck, did you forget the wine? 127 00:07:41,168 --> 00:07:42,710 - What wine? - I... I texted you. 128 00:07:42,793 --> 00:07:44,335 I texted you about wine. We don't have any wine. 129 00:07:44,418 --> 00:07:46,918 - What are you doing? Stop! - I'm eating a pickle. 130 00:07:47,001 --> 00:07:49,293 I couldn't have any cheese. I'm hungry. I'm eating a pickle. 131 00:07:49,376 --> 00:07:51,376 Now you're not gonna eat my soufflé. 132 00:07:51,460 --> 00:07:53,501 And we have no wine. This is a nightmare! 133 00:07:53,585 --> 00:07:56,251 - It's not a fucking nightmare. - What? 134 00:07:56,335 --> 00:07:57,668 Nothing. 135 00:07:57,751 --> 00:07:59,585 Can you please just clean up your office? 136 00:07:59,668 --> 00:08:01,543 It's... It's just such an eyesore. 137 00:08:01,626 --> 00:08:03,501 Can you please call the neighbors 138 00:08:03,585 --> 00:08:05,626 and tell 'em to come another time? 139 00:08:06,626 --> 00:08:08,043 - No. - "No". 140 00:08:08,126 --> 00:08:10,793 It's too late. They're coming in ten minutes. 141 00:08:10,876 --> 00:08:12,585 They're coming in ten fucking mi... 142 00:08:12,668 --> 00:08:14,335 Why didn't you tell me any of this? 143 00:08:14,418 --> 00:08:16,293 Because we've been talking about them coming for six months, OK? 144 00:08:16,376 --> 00:08:18,293 And they've been so nice about all our noise 145 00:08:18,376 --> 00:08:20,626 - from the renovation. - "Our" noise? 146 00:08:20,710 --> 00:08:23,210 Did you just say they've been nice about our noise? 147 00:08:23,293 --> 00:08:24,668 That's nuts! 148 00:08:24,751 --> 00:08:26,460 You're making a soufflé for these people now? 149 00:08:26,543 --> 00:08:28,168 - What is happening here? - She said she wanted to see it. 150 00:08:28,251 --> 00:08:29,793 She just wants to see it now that it's done, 151 00:08:29,876 --> 00:08:32,043 and she's very nice. They're very, very... 152 00:08:32,126 --> 00:08:33,460 You know, they seem cool. 153 00:08:33,543 --> 00:08:37,335 And she just... She has, like, presence, and... 154 00:08:37,418 --> 00:08:40,376 She's so... She's so pretty. 155 00:08:40,460 --> 00:08:41,960 Yeah, she's fine. 156 00:08:42,043 --> 00:08:44,793 But he is a fucking weirdo, OK? 157 00:08:44,876 --> 00:08:46,418 Every time I'm in the elevator with him, 158 00:08:46,501 --> 00:08:48,210 it's, like, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, nonstop. 159 00:08:48,293 --> 00:08:49,835 - You know what I mean? - That's just what people do. 160 00:08:49,918 --> 00:08:51,126 He's asking me questions, 161 00:08:51,210 --> 00:08:52,668 and he wants me to ask him questions. 162 00:08:52,751 --> 00:08:54,335 And the eye contact is off the charts. 163 00:08:54,418 --> 00:08:56,751 Yeah. That's called a conversation, Joe. 164 00:08:57,751 --> 00:08:58,835 What is this? 165 00:08:59,668 --> 00:09:01,543 What? That's a rug. 166 00:09:01,626 --> 00:09:03,501 - It's new. - Yeah. 167 00:09:05,126 --> 00:09:07,001 Did you buy this rug because the neighbors are coming? 168 00:09:07,085 --> 00:09:08,501 - Oh, my God! - How much was this rug? 169 00:09:08,585 --> 00:09:10,210 - You are so predictable. - I'm predictable? 170 00:09:10,293 --> 00:09:12,376 You bought a whole rug to impress strangers. 171 00:09:12,460 --> 00:09:14,085 Isn't that a little bit more predictable? 172 00:09:14,168 --> 00:09:16,460 I could've seen that coming a mile away. 173 00:09:16,543 --> 00:09:19,085 Can we please do a reset? 174 00:09:19,168 --> 00:09:20,543 A what? 175 00:09:20,626 --> 00:09:22,293 Can you leave and come back in again? 176 00:09:22,376 --> 00:09:24,085 - Is this from a podcast? - Yes, it is. Does it matter? 177 00:09:24,168 --> 00:09:26,001 You physically want me to leave the apartment and come back in? 178 00:09:26,085 --> 00:09:28,501 - Yes. Please do that for me. - No, it's fucking silly. 179 00:09:28,585 --> 00:09:30,168 Joe, I'm asking you to just do that for me. 180 00:09:30,251 --> 00:09:31,460 - Would that be OK? - Fine. 181 00:09:31,543 --> 00:09:33,543 - I will do that for you, OK? - Great. 182 00:09:33,626 --> 00:09:34,918 - Here we go. - Thank you. 183 00:09:35,001 --> 00:09:37,043 Yeah. Thank you. This will fix everything. 184 00:09:46,626 --> 00:09:48,793 - Hi, I'm home. - Hi. 185 00:09:49,543 --> 00:09:51,876 Oh, how's it going? 186 00:09:51,960 --> 00:09:54,376 - Great. - Cool. 187 00:09:54,460 --> 00:09:57,835 Any, uh... Any plans for tonight? 188 00:09:57,918 --> 00:10:00,376 Yeah. Uh, our neighbors are coming over. 189 00:10:00,460 --> 00:10:02,085 Neighbors? Oh, man. I love them. 190 00:10:02,168 --> 00:10:04,126 Especially how chatty and inquisitive they are. 191 00:10:04,210 --> 00:10:06,710 It's so cool. They're super cool. 192 00:10:06,793 --> 00:10:10,168 But maybe you could call 'em and ask them to come another night, 193 00:10:10,251 --> 00:10:13,626 'cause I'm just not feeling up for it tonight, you know? 194 00:10:15,293 --> 00:10:16,501 - No! - "No"? 195 00:10:16,585 --> 00:10:18,126 - No! - What the fuck? 196 00:10:18,210 --> 00:10:19,960 No. It would be rude. They're literally on their way. 197 00:10:20,043 --> 00:10:21,710 - What do you mean, "rude"? - That's crazy. 198 00:10:21,793 --> 00:10:23,710 - I thought we were gonna reset. - So did I. 199 00:10:23,793 --> 00:10:25,501 - You said the same shit. - So did you. 200 00:10:25,585 --> 00:10:27,251 Can we put curtains on this window? 201 00:10:27,335 --> 00:10:28,876 I don't like how they can see right into our apartment. 202 00:10:28,960 --> 00:10:30,668 No, I like the light. 203 00:10:34,460 --> 00:10:36,335 I got this special ham, you know, 204 00:10:36,418 --> 00:10:38,585 'cause she's from Spain, so, it's... 205 00:10:38,668 --> 00:10:40,085 It's not actually ham, it's jamón. 206 00:10:40,168 --> 00:10:41,793 I can't have any of this cheese? 207 00:10:41,876 --> 00:10:43,751 Please don't eat the cheese. I worked so hard on that. 208 00:10:43,835 --> 00:10:45,168 Can you just wait, and then they'll come, 209 00:10:45,251 --> 00:10:46,585 and you'll eat cheese, 210 00:10:46,668 --> 00:10:47,918 and then you can go upstairs and smoke weed. 211 00:10:48,001 --> 00:10:49,585 I'd smoke weed in here if you let me. 212 00:10:49,668 --> 00:10:52,751 No, I won't, because it gets stuck in the walls. 213 00:10:54,418 --> 00:10:55,751 You know what? 214 00:10:56,918 --> 00:10:58,210 I actually think it's really cool 215 00:10:58,293 --> 00:11:00,418 that they're coming over tonight. 216 00:11:00,501 --> 00:11:03,918 - Why? - Because... 217 00:11:04,001 --> 00:11:06,001 ...I can finally talk to 'em about the noise. 218 00:11:06,085 --> 00:11:08,960 - No, Joe, we made a deal. - What deal? 219 00:11:09,043 --> 00:11:10,710 That we weren't gonna say anything. 220 00:11:10,793 --> 00:11:13,543 Yeah. Well, you know what? I changed my mind. 221 00:11:13,626 --> 00:11:15,918 God! It's none of our business 222 00:11:16,001 --> 00:11:18,293 what they do in the privacy of their own home. 223 00:11:18,376 --> 00:11:21,001 None of our business that every night we get waken up 224 00:11:21,085 --> 00:11:23,710 by floor-shaking animal fucking? 225 00:11:23,793 --> 00:11:25,210 How is that none of our business? 226 00:11:25,293 --> 00:11:26,918 How is that none of our fucking business? 227 00:11:27,001 --> 00:11:29,918 She is having just spectacular orgasms up there. 228 00:11:30,001 --> 00:11:31,668 Are you aware of how difficult that is for a woman? 229 00:11:31,751 --> 00:11:33,210 Doesn't seem that hard for her! 230 00:11:33,293 --> 00:11:34,751 What, is she your role model now? 231 00:11:34,835 --> 00:11:36,210 Yeah, she's definitely my role model. 232 00:11:36,293 --> 00:11:37,710 She's your come role model? 233 00:11:37,793 --> 00:11:39,210 - That's great. - Yeah. 234 00:11:39,293 --> 00:11:41,543 Can we please just paint this room already? 235 00:11:41,626 --> 00:11:43,376 Well, we haven't picked a color, Joe, so no. 236 00:11:43,460 --> 00:11:45,751 It's the same color. Pick a color. Who cares? 237 00:11:45,835 --> 00:11:47,501 It's not the same color. 238 00:11:47,585 --> 00:11:49,085 Remember I almost said something to 'em in the elevator that day? 239 00:11:49,168 --> 00:11:50,626 I was so close to saying something. 240 00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:52,626 Oh, I wish I'd said something that day. 241 00:11:52,710 --> 00:11:55,460 I do. I remember that we decided we were not gonna say anything. 242 00:11:55,543 --> 00:11:57,626 Yeah, that's because I thought it couldn't get any worse. 243 00:11:57,710 --> 00:11:59,085 And you know what happened right after that 244 00:11:59,168 --> 00:12:00,835 is it got much, much, much, much worse. 245 00:12:00,918 --> 00:12:03,210 They were gonna crash through the ceiling the other day! 246 00:12:03,293 --> 00:12:05,626 Joe! We are not saying anything. 247 00:12:05,710 --> 00:12:07,543 Why not? They're cool, right? 248 00:12:07,626 --> 00:12:08,960 You keep saying how cool they are. 249 00:12:09,043 --> 00:12:10,668 So, maybe if I bring it up, 250 00:12:10,751 --> 00:12:13,418 we can finally get to the bottom of whose orgasm is whose. 251 00:12:13,501 --> 00:12:15,293 Is he the whimperer and she's the growler, 252 00:12:15,376 --> 00:12:17,043 or is she the whimperer and he's the growler? 253 00:12:17,126 --> 00:12:19,668 Either way, I'll bring it up, we'll laugh about it, 254 00:12:19,751 --> 00:12:21,501 and I'll tell them to knock it the fuck off. 255 00:12:21,585 --> 00:12:23,918 It's like you want everyone to feel uncomfortable. 256 00:12:24,001 --> 00:12:25,751 I'm the one who's uncomfortable. 257 00:12:25,835 --> 00:12:27,585 If our neighbors were waking us up 258 00:12:27,668 --> 00:12:29,543 every night at four in the morning by blasting music 259 00:12:29,626 --> 00:12:30,960 and I said something about it to them, 260 00:12:31,043 --> 00:12:32,626 wouldn't that be completely reasonable? 261 00:12:32,710 --> 00:12:34,210 It's the exact same thing, 262 00:12:34,293 --> 00:12:35,835 but it's even more justified 'cause it's fucking! 263 00:12:35,918 --> 00:12:39,668 Just don't say anything. Just not tonight. Please! 264 00:12:45,085 --> 00:12:47,126 This shirt, is this also new? 265 00:12:47,210 --> 00:12:49,126 Yes. 266 00:12:49,210 --> 00:12:51,543 Well, it's nice. It looks... looks really good on you. 267 00:12:51,626 --> 00:12:54,126 Well, you could tell me that once in a while. 268 00:12:54,210 --> 00:12:56,626 I just did tell you that. 269 00:12:56,710 --> 00:12:58,876 God, I can't believe you forgot the wine. 270 00:12:58,960 --> 00:13:00,460 I didn't forget the wine. 271 00:13:00,543 --> 00:13:02,918 I'm on this collapsible bike like a fucking schmuck, 272 00:13:03,001 --> 00:13:05,001 and I can't answer text messages while I'm on it. 273 00:13:05,085 --> 00:13:06,835 Oh! Do we have anything nice to drink? 274 00:13:06,918 --> 00:13:08,585 No, there's nothing to drink. 275 00:13:08,668 --> 00:13:10,085 We should probably call them and tell them not to come over. 276 00:13:10,168 --> 00:13:11,501 Look, we have this, this thing. Is this weird? 277 00:13:11,585 --> 00:13:12,876 Yes, it's weird. What is this? New Year's? 278 00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:14,585 We're popping champagne with these people? 279 00:13:14,668 --> 00:13:16,376 It's fine, look. We'll pre-pop it, 280 00:13:16,460 --> 00:13:18,543 so by the time they get here, it'll be, you know, fizzed out, 281 00:13:18,626 --> 00:13:20,293 and it'll just be like a sparkling wine. 282 00:13:20,376 --> 00:13:22,918 Can't you see this is obviously not a good time to have company? 283 00:13:23,001 --> 00:13:25,543 What the fuck do you mean? I just made this whole soufflé. 284 00:13:25,626 --> 00:13:27,335 - Did you see this thing? - Yes. 285 00:13:27,418 --> 00:13:29,293 Do you have any idea how hard I worked on this fucking thing? 286 00:13:29,376 --> 00:13:31,126 It's gonna be fucking beautiful if you'd just shut the fuck up! 287 00:13:31,210 --> 00:13:32,835 I'm gonna make this very simple. 288 00:13:32,918 --> 00:13:34,501 Either you tell 'em not to come, or I'm gonna bring up 289 00:13:34,585 --> 00:13:36,543 the screaming, groaning fucking noises. 290 00:13:36,626 --> 00:13:38,126 What? 291 00:13:38,210 --> 00:13:40,376 - Was that an ultimatum? - Yeah. The choice is yours. 292 00:13:40,460 --> 00:13:42,376 I'm sorry. 293 00:13:42,460 --> 00:13:43,960 You're gonna bring up the fucking? 294 00:13:44,043 --> 00:13:46,793 - Yeah. - Mm. Mm-hmm. 295 00:13:46,876 --> 00:13:49,793 Do you even understand how hard it is 296 00:13:49,876 --> 00:13:51,751 - for a woman to come that hard? - Yes, I do, 297 00:13:51,835 --> 00:13:54,085 'cause you've mentioned it 100 times in the last 3 minutes. 298 00:13:54,168 --> 00:13:55,668 'Cause I don't think you get it. 299 00:13:55,751 --> 00:13:58,835 I don't think you really understand how difficult it is. 300 00:13:58,918 --> 00:14:00,960 And if we say something, do you know what's gonna happen? 301 00:14:01,043 --> 00:14:02,960 Every time they fuck and she comes, 302 00:14:03,043 --> 00:14:05,376 they're gonna see our dumb faces. That's not fair. 303 00:14:05,460 --> 00:14:10,043 I could not care less about anything in the world 304 00:14:10,126 --> 00:14:11,960 than this woman's fucking orgasm. 305 00:14:12,043 --> 00:14:13,626 I just wanted to have a nice night. 306 00:14:13,710 --> 00:14:15,293 I just wanted to have a nice, normal fucking night, 307 00:14:15,376 --> 00:14:16,585 and you won't let me. 308 00:14:16,668 --> 00:14:18,501 These people are disrespecting us. 309 00:14:18,585 --> 00:14:20,876 They know we can hear them, can you not see that? 310 00:14:20,960 --> 00:14:22,751 What are you talking about? You sound like your father. 311 00:14:22,835 --> 00:14:24,335 - No. That is not what this is. - Yes, it is. 312 00:14:24,418 --> 00:14:25,710 They know we can hear them. 313 00:14:25,793 --> 00:14:27,085 - They get off on it. - No! 314 00:14:27,168 --> 00:14:28,710 They're fucking with us. They're perverts. 315 00:14:28,793 --> 00:14:30,335 They're not thinking about us! 316 00:14:30,418 --> 00:14:32,668 Well, maybe that's the problem. Maybe they should be! 317 00:14:32,751 --> 00:14:34,918 Why? Oh... You know what? We're not fucking canceling. 318 00:14:35,001 --> 00:14:37,126 Do you know why? We don't have friends! 319 00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:38,543 You mean I'll be friends with them? 320 00:14:38,626 --> 00:14:40,126 - Are you kidding me? - Why not? Maybe. 321 00:14:40,210 --> 00:14:42,126 It's not my fault we don't have friends. 322 00:14:42,210 --> 00:14:44,335 I would love to have friends. People like me. 323 00:14:44,418 --> 00:14:46,126 Why do you think we don't have friends? 324 00:14:46,210 --> 00:14:48,376 I'll tell you why: 'Cause we're fucking miserab...! 325 00:14:52,126 --> 00:14:53,543 Hi. 326 00:14:54,460 --> 00:14:56,043 Hi. Come in. 327 00:14:56,126 --> 00:14:57,460 Nice to see you, Angela. 328 00:14:57,543 --> 00:15:00,668 Yes, I'm... We are so happy you're here. 329 00:15:02,835 --> 00:15:03,918 Hi. 330 00:15:04,543 --> 00:15:05,835 Ah, two. 331 00:15:05,918 --> 00:15:07,960 - Nice to meet you. - Angela. Me too. 332 00:15:08,043 --> 00:15:10,501 Yes. Joe, you... 333 00:15:10,585 --> 00:15:12,668 You remember Piña and Hawk? 334 00:15:16,085 --> 00:15:18,710 This... It's still a good time? 335 00:15:18,793 --> 00:15:20,876 Yes. Yeah. 336 00:15:20,960 --> 00:15:22,543 Are you sure we're not interrupting? 337 00:15:22,626 --> 00:15:23,751 No, it's great. 338 00:15:23,835 --> 00:15:25,293 - If it's good for you... - Yeah. 339 00:15:25,376 --> 00:15:27,043 ...it's great for us. Yeah, we love... Yeah. 340 00:15:27,126 --> 00:15:31,126 It just... It took you a while to come to the door, 341 00:15:31,210 --> 00:15:33,876 and it sounded like you were arguing. 342 00:15:33,960 --> 00:15:35,668 - No filter. - No, I just wanna be honest. 343 00:15:35,751 --> 00:15:38,293 We were... We were at the door before we rang, 344 00:15:38,376 --> 00:15:40,376 and we could hear you were fighting. 345 00:15:40,460 --> 00:15:43,168 Oh, we were talk... We were, um... 346 00:15:43,251 --> 00:15:44,876 - We were fighting. - We were fighting, yeah. 347 00:15:44,960 --> 00:15:46,668 Bit of a contentious environment in here, 348 00:15:46,751 --> 00:15:48,793 so I understand if that's repellent to you. 349 00:15:48,876 --> 00:15:50,335 No hard feelings, you know what I mean? 350 00:15:50,418 --> 00:15:52,293 Completely understand. You know? 351 00:15:52,376 --> 00:15:54,793 We love a contentious environment. 352 00:15:57,835 --> 00:15:59,460 - We love it. - OK. 353 00:15:59,543 --> 00:16:01,626 Well, really, really, it's fine. 354 00:16:01,710 --> 00:16:04,043 You hit the jackpot, then, my friend. 355 00:16:04,876 --> 00:16:06,501 You're in for a treat. 356 00:16:06,585 --> 00:16:07,918 - OK? - Yeah, great. 357 00:16:08,001 --> 00:16:09,418 Do we have to take our shoes off? 358 00:16:09,501 --> 00:16:11,626 Oh God, no. No, no! No! No! 359 00:16:11,710 --> 00:16:13,543 - Yeah. OK. Great. - Hey... Hey, Joe. 360 00:16:13,626 --> 00:16:15,210 - May I look at this place? - Yeah, thank you. 361 00:16:15,293 --> 00:16:17,585 Joe! Be honest, do you want us to take 'em off? 362 00:16:19,418 --> 00:16:22,085 I don't give a fuck if you take your shoes off, personally. 363 00:16:22,168 --> 00:16:24,043 God... 364 00:16:29,168 --> 00:16:31,335 - Hawk, is it? - Hawk, yeah. Yeah. 365 00:16:31,418 --> 00:16:33,335 - Like the bird? - Yep, like the bird. 366 00:16:34,126 --> 00:16:35,585 Cool. 367 00:16:35,668 --> 00:16:37,585 This guy. 368 00:16:38,751 --> 00:16:40,835 We've been dying to see your apartment. 369 00:16:40,918 --> 00:16:44,251 Oh! Oh, God. I'm so sorry. We wanted to invite you. 370 00:16:44,335 --> 00:16:45,751 It wasn't quite ready before. 371 00:16:45,835 --> 00:16:47,501 Still isn't quite ready if you ask me. 372 00:16:47,585 --> 00:16:49,418 Yeah, 'cause you mentioned it in the elevator, 373 00:16:49,501 --> 00:16:50,918 but then you never called. 374 00:16:51,001 --> 00:16:52,626 - Yes. - We, uh... 375 00:16:52,710 --> 00:16:54,710 What? No... I mean, we wondered if we did something wrong. 376 00:16:54,793 --> 00:16:55,960 - No, God, no. - Well... 377 00:16:56,043 --> 00:16:58,001 No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no. 378 00:16:58,085 --> 00:16:59,585 No, I'm sorry about that. No. 379 00:16:59,668 --> 00:17:02,043 What do you... What do you think? 380 00:17:02,126 --> 00:17:03,835 - It's huge. - So much bigger now. 381 00:17:03,918 --> 00:17:06,585 - It has such a nice flow. - You guys have money? 382 00:17:16,543 --> 00:17:18,085 Just saying... 383 00:17:18,168 --> 00:17:21,085 You really... You really got some beautiful pieces. 384 00:17:21,168 --> 00:17:22,876 - It's all Angela. - Well, I know what I like, 385 00:17:22,960 --> 00:17:24,876 - but it's not all expensive. - Some of it is very expensive. 386 00:17:24,960 --> 00:17:27,251 - Some of it. Most of it's not. - Some of it is, though. 387 00:17:27,335 --> 00:17:28,918 - Not everything. - But some of it. 388 00:17:29,001 --> 00:17:30,501 I guess what I meant to say is, 389 00:17:30,585 --> 00:17:32,793 you can tell that it's been done with a lot of care, 390 00:17:32,876 --> 00:17:34,835 and you have a really great eye. 391 00:17:36,001 --> 00:17:38,335 That's true. I... I can feel it. 392 00:17:38,418 --> 00:17:40,543 I feel you put so much love. 393 00:17:41,585 --> 00:17:44,001 I... I did that. Thank you, yeah. 394 00:17:44,085 --> 00:17:45,876 I... 395 00:17:45,960 --> 00:17:48,668 I love it. I do love it. I really care. I do. 396 00:17:48,751 --> 00:17:51,335 - Thank you for saying that. - I can see it. 397 00:17:51,418 --> 00:17:53,001 I care. I do care a lot. I... 398 00:17:55,085 --> 00:17:57,835 I'm so sorry. I'm getting emotional. 399 00:17:57,918 --> 00:18:00,835 I don't know why, but I thank you. 400 00:18:00,918 --> 00:18:02,501 Thank you for saying that. 401 00:18:02,585 --> 00:18:04,251 - Yeah, it has... - ...great energy. 402 00:18:06,126 --> 00:18:09,085 - Oh! I... - Wow! Look at that! 403 00:18:09,168 --> 00:18:11,335 Energy is what I was going for. That's what I wanted. 404 00:18:11,418 --> 00:18:13,835 Energy's great. We talked a lot about how to capture energy, 405 00:18:13,918 --> 00:18:15,710 as though that was a real thing we could do. 406 00:18:15,793 --> 00:18:18,501 - Well, energy is everything. - Really? 407 00:18:18,585 --> 00:18:22,418 Kinetic, chemical, potential, nuclear, sexual. 408 00:18:22,501 --> 00:18:25,460 You cannot really create it or destroy it, 409 00:18:25,543 --> 00:18:28,376 but you can find ways to shape it. 410 00:18:28,460 --> 00:18:31,126 - Mm. - Beautiful. 411 00:18:31,210 --> 00:18:32,751 You shaped it really beautifully here. 412 00:18:32,835 --> 00:18:34,710 - I love the shape. - Thank you. 413 00:18:35,918 --> 00:18:37,501 Too existential for you, Joe? 414 00:18:37,585 --> 00:18:39,668 No. Hey... Not existential enough for me. 415 00:18:39,751 --> 00:18:42,501 Let's get deep. What is life? 416 00:18:46,335 --> 00:18:49,293 Oh, that is my Spanish flan. 417 00:18:49,376 --> 00:18:52,751 No! Oh, my God! Flan. Oh, how elegant. 418 00:18:52,835 --> 00:18:54,335 Fair warning. 419 00:18:54,418 --> 00:18:56,835 Once you try Piña's flan, there's no going back. 420 00:18:56,918 --> 00:18:58,626 You'll be at our door late at night, 421 00:18:58,710 --> 00:19:00,251 like a junkie under the bridge, 422 00:19:00,335 --> 00:19:03,918 saying, "We need a score", like, uh... heroin. 423 00:19:05,585 --> 00:19:07,626 Wow! 424 00:19:07,710 --> 00:19:09,043 Hmm. 425 00:19:10,543 --> 00:19:11,668 You might wanna put it in the fridge. 426 00:19:11,751 --> 00:19:13,293 Yes. Yeah. Come... 427 00:19:13,376 --> 00:19:14,543 Yeah, you want it refrigerated. 428 00:19:14,626 --> 00:19:16,376 - Is it "flawn" or "flan"? - Flan. 429 00:19:16,460 --> 00:19:17,668 - Flan? - Flan. 430 00:19:17,751 --> 00:19:19,543 - Thought it was "flawn". - Yes. 431 00:19:25,668 --> 00:19:27,501 Oh! 432 00:19:29,835 --> 00:19:32,168 - Remember to... - Yes! Right! 433 00:19:35,835 --> 00:19:37,751 I'm so sorry. I haven't... 434 00:19:37,835 --> 00:19:40,960 I literally haven't offered you anything to drink. I'm so... 435 00:19:41,043 --> 00:19:46,835 We have some beautiful sparkling... 436 00:19:46,918 --> 00:19:48,876 - Hmm! - ...um, that... 437 00:19:48,960 --> 00:19:50,376 Or maybe you'd prefer... 438 00:19:50,460 --> 00:19:52,001 - Wine. - Wine's better. 439 00:19:52,085 --> 00:19:54,335 - Wine. Wine. - Yeah. 440 00:19:54,418 --> 00:19:56,626 Wine. Do we have wine? 441 00:19:56,710 --> 00:19:58,668 - We do have wine. - We do have wine? 442 00:19:58,751 --> 00:20:00,293 - Oh, we do. We have wine. - Oh, wine. 443 00:20:00,376 --> 00:20:02,793 We have... We have the anniversary wine. 444 00:20:02,876 --> 00:20:04,376 - Our anniversary wine? - Yes. 445 00:20:04,460 --> 00:20:06,251 The wine my uncle gave us for our anniversary 446 00:20:06,335 --> 00:20:07,876 that we've been saving for a special occasion? 447 00:20:07,960 --> 00:20:09,418 - Château Haut-Brion? - Yes. 448 00:20:09,501 --> 00:20:10,918 - 1980? - Yes. 449 00:20:11,001 --> 00:20:12,710 Get the wine! 450 00:20:12,793 --> 00:20:14,085 - We have. - We do have wine. 451 00:20:14,168 --> 00:20:16,210 We've been waiting for the perfect moment. 452 00:20:16,293 --> 00:20:18,376 - Are you sure this is it? - Yes! Yeah! Yeah, yeah. Yep. 453 00:20:18,460 --> 00:20:21,293 Yeah. Totally. 454 00:20:21,376 --> 00:20:24,001 That's great. Finally! 455 00:20:24,085 --> 00:20:26,001 - Yep. Mm-hmm. - There it is. 1982. 456 00:20:26,085 --> 00:20:27,501 - Yeah. - Château Haut-Brion. 457 00:20:27,585 --> 00:20:29,001 Perfect. Great. 458 00:20:29,085 --> 00:20:30,210 You wanna save that for another time? 459 00:20:30,293 --> 00:20:31,876 Oh my God, no! What time? 460 00:20:31,960 --> 00:20:33,751 - This is it! - No. Are you kidding me? Yeah. 461 00:20:33,835 --> 00:20:36,043 No time like the present, huh? 462 00:20:36,918 --> 00:20:39,001 Do you wanna open it? 463 00:20:39,085 --> 00:20:43,210 - Of course. Yeah. Um... yep. - That's not where it is. 464 00:20:43,293 --> 00:20:44,835 It's usually in there. It should be in there. 465 00:20:44,918 --> 00:20:47,251 - No, it's never been in there. - Definitely, I... 466 00:20:47,335 --> 00:20:49,168 - It should be in here. - No, it's never been in there. 467 00:20:49,251 --> 00:20:51,876 - Literally never been in there! - Never been in there? 468 00:20:51,960 --> 00:20:53,960 It's not there. No, 'cause I never would've put it in there. 469 00:20:54,043 --> 00:20:55,710 - That's not where it goes. - Often is in there. 470 00:20:55,793 --> 00:20:57,585 It's literally never been there. 471 00:20:57,668 --> 00:20:59,710 - Do you want me to do it? - Got it! 472 00:21:01,293 --> 00:21:03,001 Sorry. We don't, um... 473 00:21:04,085 --> 00:21:06,710 ...have people over very often. 474 00:21:06,793 --> 00:21:08,168 - Do you want me to do it? - I got it. 475 00:21:08,251 --> 00:21:09,418 OK. 476 00:21:15,585 --> 00:21:17,376 - Boom! My God... - Bravo! 477 00:21:17,460 --> 00:21:18,835 Wow! 478 00:21:18,918 --> 00:21:20,460 - Little bit of cork in there. - Yeah... 479 00:21:20,543 --> 00:21:21,751 I had confidence, Joe. 480 00:21:21,835 --> 00:21:23,335 Thank you. I knew I'd get there. 481 00:21:23,418 --> 00:21:25,085 Ah... 482 00:21:25,168 --> 00:21:28,835 - Mm... Yeah. - Thank you so much. 483 00:21:28,918 --> 00:21:30,335 - Yes. Great. - Sláinte. 484 00:21:30,418 --> 00:21:32,710 - Salud. - Joe, thank your uncle. 485 00:21:32,793 --> 00:21:34,960 He's, uh... He's dead, so... 486 00:21:35,043 --> 00:21:38,376 Maybe next time. Pretty weird guy. 487 00:21:38,460 --> 00:21:40,376 - Oh, how is your daughter? - Maggie? 488 00:21:40,460 --> 00:21:41,710 She's so cool. 489 00:21:41,793 --> 00:21:43,293 She is cool. Yeah. She's great. 490 00:21:43,376 --> 00:21:45,251 - I love her style. - I know, right? 491 00:21:45,335 --> 00:21:46,793 - She's awesome. - Yeah, she's... 492 00:21:46,876 --> 00:21:49,585 She's amazing. I'm really gonna miss her. 493 00:21:49,668 --> 00:21:51,085 Where's she going? 494 00:21:52,626 --> 00:21:54,293 To college. 495 00:21:54,376 --> 00:21:57,293 In six years? She's... She's twelve years old! 496 00:21:57,376 --> 00:22:00,293 Yeah, I know. But it's just... I'm gonna miss her, 497 00:22:00,376 --> 00:22:03,085 and I'm just gonna be alone. 498 00:22:03,168 --> 00:22:05,251 What about me? Where have I gone? 499 00:22:05,335 --> 00:22:06,960 I'm just saying it's gonna be... 500 00:22:07,043 --> 00:22:09,043 - It's gonna be different. - Do you know something I don't? 501 00:22:09,126 --> 00:22:11,793 No, I do not. I'm just saying, it... won't be the same. 502 00:22:11,876 --> 00:22:14,210 It's not gonna be the same. So... I'm sorry. 503 00:22:14,293 --> 00:22:16,918 I'm just, I feel like I'm becoming emotional again. 504 00:22:17,001 --> 00:22:18,710 Sorry for what? 505 00:22:18,793 --> 00:22:21,043 I mean, we would be crazy if we didn't cry. 506 00:22:21,126 --> 00:22:22,626 - Yeah. - You know, it's the best way 507 00:22:22,710 --> 00:22:25,460 to release stress hormones, cortisol. 508 00:22:25,543 --> 00:22:27,710 Oh, I have a lot of that, then. That's what I do. 509 00:22:27,793 --> 00:22:29,293 - She does. - It's just... 510 00:22:29,376 --> 00:22:31,085 There's nothing in the world better than being a mom, 511 00:22:31,168 --> 00:22:32,668 you know? 512 00:22:32,751 --> 00:22:35,460 For... For some. 513 00:22:35,543 --> 00:22:40,751 But not everyone, because that... that isn't your path. 514 00:22:40,835 --> 00:22:43,460 - You... You don't... - I mean, we talk about it. 515 00:22:43,543 --> 00:22:45,043 - We think about it. - Right. 516 00:22:45,126 --> 00:22:47,335 - Hasn't been a priority. - Yeah. 517 00:22:47,418 --> 00:22:48,876 - No, no. Yeah, maybe. - Yeah. 518 00:22:48,960 --> 00:22:50,501 - Maybe. - That's great. 519 00:22:50,585 --> 00:22:52,335 You should probably decide sooner than later. 520 00:22:53,543 --> 00:22:54,710 What? 521 00:22:56,543 --> 00:22:59,168 Whether or not you're gonna have children. 522 00:23:00,543 --> 00:23:01,751 Why? 523 00:23:03,210 --> 00:23:06,835 You know, just due to age. 524 00:23:09,376 --> 00:23:10,710 Whose age? 525 00:23:10,793 --> 00:23:12,418 You know? I mean... 526 00:23:12,501 --> 00:23:14,626 Picasso had a baby when he was ninety, so... 527 00:23:14,710 --> 00:23:18,210 It's more... It's probably more the science stuff. 528 00:23:18,293 --> 00:23:20,001 Mm... Science. 529 00:23:20,085 --> 00:23:23,876 Traditionally, the woman is... I didn't want to talk about it. 530 00:23:23,960 --> 00:23:25,835 Actually, I have something... 531 00:23:25,918 --> 00:23:27,585 You know, time, she marches. 532 00:23:27,668 --> 00:23:29,668 Don't know if you saw it before, but this is just something, 533 00:23:29,751 --> 00:23:33,126 a gesture to remind you of home. 534 00:23:33,210 --> 00:23:35,918 Uh, it's just a little, um... jamón. 535 00:23:36,001 --> 00:23:38,043 Oh, that is so sweet, and I love how you say it. 536 00:23:38,126 --> 00:23:39,793 - Can you say it again? - Jamón. 537 00:23:39,876 --> 00:23:42,126 Oh, my God. It's so sweet, I will eat you! 538 00:23:42,210 --> 00:23:44,793 - I cannot... I don't eat meat. - Hmm? 539 00:23:46,168 --> 00:23:47,168 - No? - He does. 540 00:23:47,251 --> 00:23:49,126 I do. Yeah. Full carnivore. 541 00:23:50,585 --> 00:23:52,835 Cheese? Do you... We have so much cheese! 542 00:23:52,918 --> 00:23:55,668 No. I mean... no. For me, no cheese. 543 00:23:55,751 --> 00:23:57,751 - You don't eat cheese? No... - She's a vegan. 544 00:23:57,835 --> 00:23:59,626 - Inflammation. - Right, yeah. 545 00:23:59,710 --> 00:24:02,001 - Oh, the crackers. - I don't. Mm-mm. 546 00:24:02,085 --> 00:24:03,460 For me, also no. 547 00:24:03,543 --> 00:24:06,335 No gluten, no dairy, no meat, no sugar. 548 00:24:06,418 --> 00:24:08,001 We got almonds. You want almonds? 549 00:24:08,085 --> 00:24:09,376 Ah... 550 00:24:09,460 --> 00:24:12,335 - You love almonds. - I love almonds. 551 00:24:12,418 --> 00:24:15,126 Really failed on the meat, then, huh? 552 00:24:15,210 --> 00:24:17,501 Meat fail. Failed on the meat. It's OK. 553 00:24:17,585 --> 00:24:19,418 I will eat Piña's meat. 554 00:24:19,501 --> 00:24:22,126 All your beautiful meat will get eaten. I'm starving. 555 00:24:22,210 --> 00:24:23,710 - Mm-hmm. - Yeah. 556 00:24:23,793 --> 00:24:25,335 It's totally... Hey, it's great. 557 00:24:25,418 --> 00:24:26,793 - Thank you. - Yeah. 558 00:24:26,876 --> 00:24:28,335 Is there a bathroom I can use before I...? 559 00:24:28,418 --> 00:24:29,918 It's this... that. 560 00:24:30,001 --> 00:24:32,793 - Yeah. Thank you. It's lovely. - Great. I just... 561 00:24:32,876 --> 00:24:34,960 Piña, what do you want to eat? 562 00:24:35,043 --> 00:24:36,793 Whatever you want, I can get it. I can order it. 563 00:24:36,876 --> 00:24:38,126 I can get it here so fast. 564 00:24:38,210 --> 00:24:39,793 Five minutes. They come on a bike. 565 00:24:39,876 --> 00:24:41,501 Anything, any cuisine you like. 566 00:24:41,585 --> 00:24:43,085 - What do you like? - She's fine. 567 00:24:43,168 --> 00:24:45,126 - I don't want anything. - Yeah, she's good. 568 00:24:45,210 --> 00:24:46,543 But I don't understand 569 00:24:46,626 --> 00:24:49,751 how you put all of this together so quickly. 570 00:24:49,835 --> 00:24:51,710 I mean, we only planned this morning. 571 00:24:51,793 --> 00:24:54,543 - This is like magic. - This morning? Really? 572 00:24:54,626 --> 00:24:58,126 Was it? Or... I think yes... yesterday morning. 573 00:24:58,210 --> 00:24:59,585 - Just this morning? - This morning. 574 00:24:59,668 --> 00:25:01,251 - Not yesterday. - Last... Last morning. 575 00:25:01,335 --> 00:25:03,043 - This morning? - Last morning. 576 00:25:03,126 --> 00:25:05,668 That's not an expression. This morning. Happened today. 577 00:25:05,751 --> 00:25:07,876 Just because the days, they... You know how they... 578 00:25:07,960 --> 00:25:09,460 They kind of blur into one. 579 00:25:09,543 --> 00:25:11,376 - This morning. - Yes. 580 00:25:11,460 --> 00:25:13,293 Are you cold? 581 00:25:13,376 --> 00:25:15,460 What are you doing? What's happening right now? 582 00:25:15,543 --> 00:25:18,085 - What you doing right now? - Am I OK? 583 00:25:18,168 --> 00:25:19,626 I don't know. Are you choking? 584 00:25:19,710 --> 00:25:22,751 I just feel a little... Am I OK? 585 00:25:22,835 --> 00:25:24,085 Are you choking right now? 586 00:25:24,168 --> 00:25:26,168 No, I... 587 00:25:26,251 --> 00:25:29,376 - I get a little... - This happens a lot? 588 00:25:40,168 --> 00:25:42,418 It could be the beginning of perimenopause. 589 00:25:42,501 --> 00:25:44,001 - What? - Perimenopause? 590 00:25:44,085 --> 00:25:46,335 And it can be such a challenging, horrible time... 591 00:25:46,418 --> 00:25:47,585 Holy shit. 592 00:25:47,668 --> 00:25:49,210 ...and last more than ten years. 593 00:25:49,293 --> 00:25:51,126 - Oh, God. - Oh, my God. Great! 594 00:25:51,210 --> 00:25:52,543 Makes me so angry, 595 00:25:52,626 --> 00:25:54,918 how so many people still today 596 00:25:55,001 --> 00:25:57,710 talk about hot flashes as the only problem. 597 00:25:57,793 --> 00:25:59,793 - I know. - This is a serious, 598 00:25:59,876 --> 00:26:03,585 huge neuroendocrine change that affects everything - 599 00:26:03,668 --> 00:26:07,293 memory, cardiovascular health, metabolism - 600 00:26:07,376 --> 00:26:09,751 and we are expected just to deal with it. 601 00:26:09,835 --> 00:26:13,918 Just deal with depression, anxiety, brain fog, insomnia. 602 00:26:14,001 --> 00:26:16,335 Mood swings. Is that one of 'em? 603 00:26:16,418 --> 00:26:18,335 Yeah. Yeah. Resentment towards your spouse. 604 00:26:18,418 --> 00:26:21,168 Overspending on home goods and cheeses. 605 00:26:21,251 --> 00:26:23,376 Abundance of charcuterie. 606 00:26:24,876 --> 00:26:26,835 I knew you were gonna make a joke about it. 607 00:26:26,918 --> 00:26:28,835 I am. I'm making a joke. I thought... 608 00:26:28,918 --> 00:26:31,460 Let me explain it to you in a different way. 609 00:26:31,543 --> 00:26:33,210 OK. 610 00:26:34,668 --> 00:26:40,626 What if your testicles shriveled up and died, 611 00:26:40,710 --> 00:26:44,918 and your empty ball sack flopped around in the breeze 612 00:26:45,001 --> 00:26:49,210 for the next thirty years or so? 613 00:26:49,293 --> 00:26:51,376 How would you like that? 614 00:26:52,751 --> 00:26:54,335 I wouldn't like that. 615 00:26:54,418 --> 00:26:56,835 - No. You wouldn't. - No. 616 00:26:56,918 --> 00:27:00,001 - So, don't joke about it. - OK. Copy that. I won't. 617 00:27:00,085 --> 00:27:02,168 I get it. I'm sorry. 618 00:27:02,251 --> 00:27:04,293 Are you a doctor or something like that? 619 00:27:04,376 --> 00:27:07,085 - I'm a psychotherapist. - Ah. 620 00:27:07,168 --> 00:27:09,001 - And a sexologist. - Oh. 621 00:27:09,085 --> 00:27:11,710 - "Sexologist"? - And I also care about women. 622 00:27:11,793 --> 00:27:13,668 I, uh... care about women. 623 00:27:13,751 --> 00:27:17,960 Hey, they got, uh... like, a whole music studio here. 624 00:27:18,043 --> 00:27:20,626 That's gonna... That's gonna be bad. 625 00:27:20,710 --> 00:27:22,210 You the... You the piano player? 626 00:27:22,293 --> 00:27:25,626 - No one plays that anymore. - Really? It's so nice. 627 00:27:26,793 --> 00:27:28,376 No? 628 00:27:29,126 --> 00:27:30,793 Joe was in a band. 629 00:27:30,876 --> 00:27:33,085 - Oh, really? In a band? - Yeah, in a band. 630 00:27:33,168 --> 00:27:34,710 - In a band? - Mm-hmm. 631 00:27:34,793 --> 00:27:36,501 Do we know you, and we just don't know we know you? 632 00:27:36,585 --> 00:27:38,126 - No. No, definitely not. - Sure? 633 00:27:38,210 --> 00:27:40,085 Yes, I'm positive. Yeah. 634 00:27:40,168 --> 00:27:41,501 They might. 635 00:27:41,585 --> 00:27:42,918 - Don't think so. - No? 636 00:27:43,001 --> 00:27:44,626 Remember The Onslaught? 637 00:27:44,710 --> 00:27:46,626 - Yeah, The Onslaught. - They had a song, uh... 638 00:27:46,710 --> 00:27:48,251 "One Girl". It was very big. 639 00:27:48,335 --> 00:27:50,210 - "One Girl", yeah. - It was really big in... 640 00:27:50,293 --> 00:27:52,001 Yeah, for one week. 641 00:27:52,085 --> 00:27:54,376 - In two thousand and... - 2008. 642 00:27:54,460 --> 00:27:56,501 - Yeah. - Were you the girl? 643 00:27:56,585 --> 00:27:58,126 I was, I was. 644 00:27:58,210 --> 00:28:00,460 - Still is. Technically. - Technically, still. 645 00:28:00,543 --> 00:28:03,543 Yes. I was the girl. 646 00:28:03,626 --> 00:28:04,835 What kind of music? 647 00:28:04,918 --> 00:28:07,626 Well, it's like pop, punk, indie... 648 00:28:07,710 --> 00:28:10,085 It's, like... It's not, uh... It's... It's a dead genre. 649 00:28:10,168 --> 00:28:13,210 - Can we listen to it? - No. 650 00:28:13,293 --> 00:28:15,126 But, I mean... You know, can we... 651 00:28:15,210 --> 00:28:17,626 - Can you find it on Spotify? - No. 652 00:28:17,710 --> 00:28:20,085 Do you ever play live? We could come see you. 653 00:28:20,168 --> 00:28:22,001 Yeah, you kind of missed that window 654 00:28:22,085 --> 00:28:24,418 by a few decades, unfortunately. 655 00:28:24,501 --> 00:28:26,835 Joe plays... He actually teaches music now. 656 00:28:26,918 --> 00:28:28,543 - Yeah. - Where? 657 00:28:28,626 --> 00:28:31,543 - East Bay. - Like, Berkeley? 658 00:28:31,626 --> 00:28:36,376 No. East Bay Music. It's a small conservatory. 659 00:28:36,460 --> 00:28:38,876 - It's an amazing school. - It's fine. It's a fine school. 660 00:28:38,960 --> 00:28:40,668 You're a music professor? 661 00:28:40,751 --> 00:28:42,168 Associate. 662 00:28:42,251 --> 00:28:44,418 Wow. That's really cool. 663 00:28:44,501 --> 00:28:47,001 It's fine. 664 00:28:47,085 --> 00:28:49,418 I'm sorry. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. 665 00:28:49,501 --> 00:28:51,293 I'm sorry. 666 00:28:51,376 --> 00:28:52,876 What is the... 667 00:28:52,960 --> 00:28:55,876 - Oh, come on. - Ah, la alfombra. 668 00:28:57,751 --> 00:28:59,751 What is going on here? 669 00:28:59,835 --> 00:29:02,918 This rug. Where'd you get it? 670 00:29:03,001 --> 00:29:04,710 He is obsessed with carpets. 671 00:29:04,793 --> 00:29:06,251 Oh! So am I. 672 00:29:06,335 --> 00:29:09,210 - I love rugs. Joe not so much. - Not so much. 673 00:29:09,293 --> 00:29:11,876 More into credenza, sconces, things like that. 674 00:29:14,710 --> 00:29:16,585 Holy shit, I think it's a Heriz. 675 00:29:16,668 --> 00:29:18,043 No! 676 00:29:18,126 --> 00:29:19,793 - And it's... - Where did you get this? 677 00:29:19,876 --> 00:29:22,585 - I got it at a flea market. - A flea market? No, you didn't. 678 00:29:22,668 --> 00:29:23,751 - I did. - No, you didn't. 679 00:29:23,835 --> 00:29:25,335 I just liked the colors. 680 00:29:25,418 --> 00:29:28,293 You did? Well, you found a Van Gogh in a garage sale. 681 00:29:28,376 --> 00:29:29,918 - I did? - Wow, look at that! 682 00:29:30,001 --> 00:29:32,585 - But it's a rug, so... - No, it's not. 683 00:29:32,668 --> 00:29:34,710 - It's a Heriz. - It's a Heriz. 684 00:29:34,793 --> 00:29:36,293 Rug. 685 00:29:36,918 --> 00:29:38,501 Hmm. 686 00:29:38,585 --> 00:29:40,918 But you didn't pay a fortune for this? 687 00:29:41,001 --> 00:29:42,043 I did not. 688 00:29:42,126 --> 00:29:43,626 - You swear? - It's a rug. 689 00:29:43,710 --> 00:29:48,085 Wow. You have a gift. I mean... And that's, like... wow! 690 00:29:48,168 --> 00:29:50,668 I wanna take off my clothes and just lie naked on it. 691 00:29:50,751 --> 00:29:52,085 - Do it. - Can you imagine 692 00:29:52,168 --> 00:29:54,210 the things this carpet has seen? 693 00:29:54,293 --> 00:29:56,751 - So many stories. - It's really, like... 694 00:29:56,835 --> 00:29:58,085 really cut it. 695 00:29:58,168 --> 00:30:00,710 An incredible, incredible vibe. 696 00:30:00,793 --> 00:30:03,293 - Good energy. - Wow! 697 00:30:03,376 --> 00:30:05,126 Really good energy. Yeah. 698 00:30:05,210 --> 00:30:07,418 He did our entire apartment. 699 00:30:07,501 --> 00:30:09,626 It's so beautiful. You have to come over. 700 00:30:09,710 --> 00:30:11,460 And we really mean it, unlike you, Joe. 701 00:30:11,543 --> 00:30:13,001 Ha, ha, ha. Very funny. 702 00:30:13,085 --> 00:30:14,876 Are you an interior designer or something? 703 00:30:14,960 --> 00:30:16,710 What? Oh, thank you. No. 704 00:30:16,793 --> 00:30:18,043 No. He is a fireman. 705 00:30:18,126 --> 00:30:19,918 Firefighter, we say. Firefighter. 706 00:30:20,001 --> 00:30:21,293 You're a firefighter? 707 00:30:21,376 --> 00:30:23,460 You're not a... You weren't a firefighter. 708 00:30:23,543 --> 00:30:25,168 Yeah, he was a fire captain. 709 00:30:25,251 --> 00:30:27,210 - You were a fire captain? - Captain Hawk? 710 00:30:27,293 --> 00:30:29,376 - Captain Hawk. No, you weren't. - Oh, my God. 711 00:30:29,460 --> 00:30:31,668 You're not Captain Hawk. That's bullshit. 712 00:30:31,751 --> 00:30:33,335 - Why? - "Why"? 713 00:30:33,418 --> 00:30:34,835 You don't seem like a firefighter. 714 00:30:34,918 --> 00:30:36,543 What does a firefighter seem like? 715 00:30:36,626 --> 00:30:38,210 They're brawnier. They're brawnier. 716 00:30:38,293 --> 00:30:39,918 - They have moustaches. - What do you mean? 717 00:30:40,001 --> 00:30:42,418 - They're brawnier - ¿Qué es eso de "brawny"? 718 00:30:42,501 --> 00:30:44,543 - Fuerte. Fuerte. - More fuerte. More fuerte. 719 00:30:44,626 --> 00:30:46,126 He's very fuerte. 720 00:30:46,210 --> 00:30:48,335 He's pretty fuerte, although he could be more fuerte. 721 00:30:48,418 --> 00:30:50,168 I don't know if he's fireman fuerte. 722 00:30:50,251 --> 00:30:51,460 I was more fuerte in the beginning, 723 00:30:51,543 --> 00:30:53,585 but I was, you know... 724 00:30:53,668 --> 00:30:56,960 I got to my pension. I just decided I'd had enough 725 00:30:57,043 --> 00:31:01,626 and kind of gave up my hose for the command job, and then... 726 00:31:01,710 --> 00:31:03,335 - Thank God. - ...I retired 727 00:31:03,418 --> 00:31:06,043 and just started pursuing my other interests 728 00:31:06,126 --> 00:31:09,043 - and new adventures. - Now he's studying roofing. 729 00:31:09,126 --> 00:31:11,168 - Roofing. Beautiful. - The adventure of roofing. 730 00:31:11,251 --> 00:31:14,501 - No, sorry. Rolfing. Rolfing. - That's what I said. 731 00:31:14,585 --> 00:31:16,210 - Rolfing. - Rolfing. 732 00:31:16,293 --> 00:31:17,585 - Say it again. - No. 733 00:31:17,668 --> 00:31:19,501 Say it again. 734 00:31:22,501 --> 00:31:25,168 You're a masseuse now. That's cool. 735 00:31:25,251 --> 00:31:26,543 You gonna work in the Four Seasons? 736 00:31:26,626 --> 00:31:28,793 No, no. Rolfing's a... 737 00:31:28,876 --> 00:31:31,293 It's a much deeper modality. 738 00:31:31,376 --> 00:31:35,585 It... It... It's challenging for both parties, really. 739 00:31:35,668 --> 00:31:37,876 But, um... yeah, to be healing. 740 00:31:37,960 --> 00:31:40,960 I'm almost certified. You wanna jump on my table, Joe? 741 00:31:41,043 --> 00:31:43,460 Never in a million years. 742 00:31:45,668 --> 00:31:48,168 Yeah... I really love you, Joe. 743 00:31:49,335 --> 00:31:50,751 What do you love about me, Hawk? 744 00:31:52,835 --> 00:31:55,501 I like how honest you are about what you're feeling. 745 00:31:56,710 --> 00:31:59,376 Well, in the pursuit of honesty... 746 00:31:59,460 --> 00:32:01,001 Who wants a house tour? 747 00:32:01,085 --> 00:32:02,876 Would you like to see more? There's so much more. 748 00:32:02,960 --> 00:32:04,335 - I do. - Great. 749 00:32:04,418 --> 00:32:05,960 - Yeah. I definitely do. - Yeah. 750 00:32:06,043 --> 00:32:08,668 I'm actually gonna smoke a joint. I've seen the place. 751 00:32:08,751 --> 00:32:11,001 What? Now? Joe! No! 752 00:32:11,085 --> 00:32:13,376 Can I come with you? 753 00:32:13,460 --> 00:32:15,626 - Really? - Yeah. Can I? 754 00:32:15,710 --> 00:32:19,585 - Sure. Totally. - You gonna go up to the roof? 755 00:32:19,668 --> 00:32:22,710 I thought I'd just, you know, maybe go in my office. 756 00:32:22,793 --> 00:32:24,668 That's cool, right? Unless you have a problem with that. 757 00:32:24,751 --> 00:32:26,418 - No. Yeah. Yeah. - Cool. Right? 758 00:32:26,501 --> 00:32:28,960 - Cool. Yeah. Cool. Yeah. - So, yeah. Yeah. Cool, right? 759 00:32:29,043 --> 00:32:31,335 - Cool. Yeah. Let's go. - Uh... 760 00:32:31,418 --> 00:32:33,876 Do you wanna open a window 'cause... you know. 761 00:32:33,960 --> 00:32:35,460 - Yeah, sure. - Great. 762 00:32:39,710 --> 00:32:41,251 A lot of stuff in here. 763 00:32:41,335 --> 00:32:44,001 What do you got other than this? 764 00:32:44,085 --> 00:32:45,585 - You saw this. - Copenhagen Designs. 765 00:32:45,668 --> 00:32:47,335 Oh, if you like... Let's... Here. 766 00:32:47,418 --> 00:32:49,960 We'll start in here. I wanna show you... 767 00:32:50,043 --> 00:32:53,501 - You spend a lot of time here. - I do. You can tell? 768 00:32:53,585 --> 00:32:56,085 - Yes, I can. - Yeah, it's... 769 00:32:56,168 --> 00:32:57,751 It's a little messy. I'm usually... 770 00:32:57,835 --> 00:33:00,126 um, you know, usually alone in here. 771 00:33:05,460 --> 00:33:07,376 There you go. 772 00:33:08,335 --> 00:33:09,876 There you go. 773 00:33:09,960 --> 00:33:11,543 But chaos... 774 00:33:11,626 --> 00:33:13,376 Biggest sign of creativity. 775 00:33:13,460 --> 00:33:15,126 Really? Good. Great. 776 00:33:15,210 --> 00:33:17,710 It means you're focused on more important things. 777 00:33:17,793 --> 00:33:19,710 Oh, you know, that's... 778 00:33:19,793 --> 00:33:21,960 That's how I like to think of it. Not sure... 779 00:33:22,043 --> 00:33:24,085 Not sure Angela would agree with that. 780 00:33:24,168 --> 00:33:27,418 She purges things. Disgusting in here. 781 00:33:27,501 --> 00:33:30,585 I actually did all of this grouting myself, 782 00:33:30,668 --> 00:33:32,918 which I love. I... I find it meditative. 783 00:33:33,001 --> 00:33:34,668 Joe thinks I'm insane. 784 00:33:34,751 --> 00:33:37,085 And then the floor... I mean, I'm sure this is something 785 00:33:37,168 --> 00:33:38,835 - you might have picked up. - No. 786 00:33:38,918 --> 00:33:40,335 No? 787 00:33:40,418 --> 00:33:43,626 - Original ceramic penny tile. - Wow. 788 00:33:43,710 --> 00:33:45,001 Anyway, that was 789 00:33:45,085 --> 00:33:46,626 sort of similar to what was there before. 790 00:33:46,710 --> 00:33:48,793 But that was kind of what I was going for with the... 791 00:33:48,876 --> 00:33:51,793 The whole theme was, um... renovation without change, 792 00:33:51,876 --> 00:33:55,293 which I think I succeeded in, 793 00:33:55,376 --> 00:33:57,085 you know, just to keep it original, 794 00:33:57,168 --> 00:34:00,001 but with a new surface. 795 00:34:00,085 --> 00:34:04,585 I mean, admittedly, I know a lot less about tile 796 00:34:04,668 --> 00:34:06,501 than I've learned about rugs, 797 00:34:06,585 --> 00:34:09,126 and a lot of the bathrooms that I've seen 798 00:34:09,210 --> 00:34:11,585 - have been on fire, so, my... - Oh, no. 799 00:34:11,668 --> 00:34:13,293 ...my relationship with them was fleeting. 800 00:34:13,376 --> 00:34:15,043 But, um, I'd have just said 801 00:34:15,126 --> 00:34:18,293 this was an immaculately preserved vintage... 802 00:34:20,001 --> 00:34:21,376 ...bathroom. 803 00:34:21,460 --> 00:34:24,668 Wow. Um, that's what I was going for. That's... 804 00:34:24,751 --> 00:34:27,001 - You fooled me. - Wow! 805 00:34:27,085 --> 00:34:30,293 - Oh! Facebook marketplace. - Come on. 806 00:34:30,376 --> 00:34:32,251 The jamón is not... is not jamón. 807 00:34:32,335 --> 00:34:34,626 - That's not jamón? - No, it's really prosciutto. 808 00:34:34,710 --> 00:34:36,335 - It's prosciutto? - Which is OK. 809 00:34:36,418 --> 00:34:37,960 It doesn't look like jamón. It looks like prosciutto. 810 00:34:38,043 --> 00:34:39,501 But I didn't wanna say anything. 811 00:34:39,585 --> 00:34:40,710 No, yeah, don't. 812 00:34:40,793 --> 00:34:42,335 If you told her that wasn't jamón, 813 00:34:42,418 --> 00:34:44,668 she would commit suicide in our dining room. 814 00:34:44,751 --> 00:34:46,168 I'm telling you that right now. 815 00:34:46,251 --> 00:34:48,710 She can't take it. She could not take that. 816 00:34:48,793 --> 00:34:50,418 More? 817 00:34:51,960 --> 00:34:54,210 - You good? - No, no. 818 00:34:54,293 --> 00:34:57,543 Like, I... I don't want more because then... 819 00:34:57,626 --> 00:34:59,543 If I have more than one hit, 820 00:34:59,626 --> 00:35:02,335 I start counting objects, and I can't stop, 821 00:35:02,418 --> 00:35:04,418 and imagine what that would be like in here. 822 00:35:04,501 --> 00:35:06,418 You start counting objects? 823 00:35:06,501 --> 00:35:08,126 I've never heard of that. 824 00:35:08,210 --> 00:35:10,835 We'd lose you for the rest of your life. 825 00:35:10,918 --> 00:35:12,126 Exactly. 826 00:35:12,210 --> 00:35:14,876 Exactly. What is this? 827 00:35:14,960 --> 00:35:16,876 It's... It's for a xylophone. 828 00:35:16,960 --> 00:35:18,918 Exactly. You figured it out. 829 00:35:19,001 --> 00:35:21,001 It's intuitive, ultimately. 830 00:35:21,085 --> 00:35:23,251 There's only one of those, so you're OK. 831 00:35:23,335 --> 00:35:25,626 Figured it out. 832 00:35:25,710 --> 00:35:27,876 This is actually, um... 833 00:35:27,960 --> 00:35:32,710 This is where the two apartments were combined. 834 00:35:32,793 --> 00:35:35,543 And you can just see the... 'cause it's a bit thicker there, 835 00:35:35,626 --> 00:35:38,126 that that's where they, um... 836 00:35:38,210 --> 00:35:41,126 where there used to be a separation. 837 00:35:41,210 --> 00:35:43,293 - A wall. - Wall! 838 00:35:43,376 --> 00:35:45,543 That was... what they call a wall. 839 00:35:45,626 --> 00:35:47,335 The technical term is "wall". 840 00:35:47,418 --> 00:35:49,251 We literally are just that much, so... 841 00:35:49,335 --> 00:35:50,543 Oh, right, 'cause you guys are... 842 00:35:50,626 --> 00:35:52,876 - Yeah, yeah. It's so lucky. - Huh! 843 00:35:52,960 --> 00:35:55,918 Well, so, this is Maggie's room, and I actually did... 844 00:35:56,001 --> 00:35:57,376 I did all the stenciling, 845 00:35:57,460 --> 00:35:59,168 and she's probably a little old for it now. 846 00:35:59,251 --> 00:36:00,793 I'm probably gonna have to change it, but I... 847 00:36:00,876 --> 00:36:04,126 - No, it's cute. - Yeah, it's... Yeah. 848 00:36:04,210 --> 00:36:06,335 The carpeting is... 849 00:36:06,418 --> 00:36:08,251 - Oh! - Wow. 850 00:36:08,335 --> 00:36:10,543 - Oh. - God. That's so good. 851 00:36:10,626 --> 00:36:13,585 - Oh! - Is that, like, Larry Salton? 852 00:36:13,668 --> 00:36:16,168 Oh, no. No. No, no. That... That is me. 853 00:36:17,793 --> 00:36:20,835 - You took it? - Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 854 00:36:20,918 --> 00:36:23,210 Wow! Do you work as a photographer? 855 00:36:23,293 --> 00:36:24,876 No. 856 00:36:24,960 --> 00:36:27,293 No, I went to art school, like, a million years ago, 857 00:36:27,376 --> 00:36:29,876 and I got a degree I did literally nothing with, 858 00:36:29,960 --> 00:36:31,710 and that is from then. 859 00:36:31,793 --> 00:36:34,960 I mean, I think... you know, you... 860 00:36:35,043 --> 00:36:37,085 Your creativity is all over this place. 861 00:36:37,168 --> 00:36:39,001 I think you're really talented. 862 00:36:40,418 --> 00:36:41,876 Thank you. 863 00:36:41,960 --> 00:36:43,668 What about this? 864 00:36:43,751 --> 00:36:46,710 Oh, that's, no, 'cause that... That's the bedroom, which is... 865 00:36:46,793 --> 00:36:48,501 - What's going on in here? - Yeah. 866 00:36:48,585 --> 00:36:50,376 No, I know, I didn't... I didn't... 867 00:36:50,460 --> 00:36:53,210 It's... not part of the tour. 868 00:36:53,293 --> 00:36:56,626 - It's a pretty important room. - Yeah... Yeah. 869 00:36:56,710 --> 00:36:58,043 Yes. He is a fireman. 870 00:36:58,126 --> 00:36:59,918 He's really a fireman? Yeah. 871 00:37:00,001 --> 00:37:02,335 How long have you been with him? 872 00:37:02,418 --> 00:37:05,460 Uh... one year. A little less than one year. 873 00:37:05,543 --> 00:37:07,085 - One year. That's it? - Mm. 874 00:37:07,168 --> 00:37:08,501 Oh, wow. 875 00:37:08,585 --> 00:37:10,293 Would've thought longer. 876 00:37:12,210 --> 00:37:14,335 I was married before. 877 00:37:14,418 --> 00:37:16,168 - Really? - Yeah. 878 00:37:16,251 --> 00:37:17,376 Interesting. 879 00:37:17,460 --> 00:37:20,335 How did you meet the fireman? 880 00:37:20,418 --> 00:37:22,626 He was my patient. 881 00:37:22,710 --> 00:37:24,293 He was your patient? 882 00:37:24,376 --> 00:37:26,960 And then you started dating him? 883 00:37:27,043 --> 00:37:28,418 Piña! 884 00:37:28,501 --> 00:37:31,960 This was Joe's parents' house. 885 00:37:32,043 --> 00:37:33,335 - Oh, wow. - Yeah. 886 00:37:33,418 --> 00:37:35,043 - He grew up here? - He grew up here. 887 00:37:35,126 --> 00:37:39,043 Yeah. He was conceived right here. 888 00:37:39,126 --> 00:37:40,668 - On this bed? - No. No, no, different bed. 889 00:37:40,751 --> 00:37:42,793 - Oh, good. Yeah. - Different mattress. 890 00:37:42,876 --> 00:37:44,918 - Different bed. - Parental fluids is, like, 891 00:37:45,001 --> 00:37:46,626 a little bit too intimate, maybe. 892 00:37:46,710 --> 00:37:49,168 I mean, he hates... hates people knowing this, 893 00:37:49,251 --> 00:37:50,876 - so don't... - Why? 894 00:37:50,960 --> 00:37:53,251 Because, I mean, we could never in a million years 895 00:37:53,335 --> 00:37:55,460 afford this place. 896 00:37:55,543 --> 00:37:58,501 No shame in that. Like, nobody in America can afford anything. 897 00:37:58,585 --> 00:38:00,876 Yeah, but he just... He really... 898 00:38:00,960 --> 00:38:02,626 - It's a bit... eezzz! - That's crazy. 899 00:38:02,710 --> 00:38:05,293 - Yeah, it's not a... - It's such a gift. I mean... 900 00:38:05,376 --> 00:38:07,835 - Just... - Well, that's what I think. 901 00:38:07,918 --> 00:38:11,210 - Make it positive, you know? - Yeah. 902 00:38:11,293 --> 00:38:15,460 Be grateful and lean into it. Make it your own, you know? 903 00:38:15,543 --> 00:38:17,418 - Yeah. - So much pleasure in that. 904 00:38:17,501 --> 00:38:18,876 Yeah... 905 00:38:18,960 --> 00:38:20,376 Yeah. 906 00:38:24,460 --> 00:38:26,126 Can I ask you something? 907 00:38:26,210 --> 00:38:27,918 Sure. 908 00:38:28,001 --> 00:38:29,918 I just... I have a... 909 00:38:30,001 --> 00:38:31,960 I have a decision to make, and I... 910 00:38:32,043 --> 00:38:34,501 I feel like you might be able to help me make it. 911 00:38:34,585 --> 00:38:37,835 I mean, if I can, yeah. 912 00:38:37,918 --> 00:38:39,418 Wait, did you leave your husband for Hawk? 913 00:38:39,501 --> 00:38:42,085 - Is that what happened? - No, no, no. I didn't. 914 00:38:42,168 --> 00:38:45,501 That relationship was over when I met him. 915 00:38:50,085 --> 00:38:53,376 How did you know that, uh... it was over, 916 00:38:53,460 --> 00:38:55,376 if you don't mind me asking? 917 00:38:55,460 --> 00:38:58,626 'Cause we stopped having sex, then we stopped talking. 918 00:38:58,710 --> 00:39:02,085 Then we were strangers. 919 00:39:02,168 --> 00:39:06,126 People... people forget that they deserve more. 920 00:39:06,210 --> 00:39:09,543 You know? They start living on migajas. 921 00:39:10,501 --> 00:39:13,168 - Crumbs. - Crumbs. Yeah. 922 00:39:13,251 --> 00:39:16,001 And I cannot live like that. I'd rather die. 923 00:39:16,085 --> 00:39:19,501 I think you really just have to listen to 924 00:39:19,585 --> 00:39:21,710 what is your heart kind of pulling you toward, 925 00:39:21,793 --> 00:39:23,918 what vision of yourself? 926 00:39:25,126 --> 00:39:26,626 You know? 927 00:39:26,710 --> 00:39:29,501 I mean, do you see yourself walking on a cold beach 928 00:39:29,585 --> 00:39:32,960 alone with the wind in your face and the clarity of that? 929 00:39:33,043 --> 00:39:37,876 Or sitting on a southern porch in the heat, 930 00:39:37,960 --> 00:39:40,460 holding hands and getting old... 931 00:39:43,085 --> 00:39:45,835 ...or... 932 00:39:45,918 --> 00:39:49,335 ...sitting in a Copenhagen café with a stranger? 933 00:39:50,626 --> 00:39:53,210 I'd go with Copenhagen. 934 00:39:53,293 --> 00:39:55,085 I feel the same way. I... 935 00:39:55,168 --> 00:39:58,001 For some reason, I knew that you would feel that. 936 00:39:58,085 --> 00:40:00,210 It seems so clear 937 00:40:00,293 --> 00:40:02,168 now that we're here looking at it. I, uh... 938 00:40:02,251 --> 00:40:03,918 You're so right. It's... 939 00:40:04,001 --> 00:40:05,501 It was right there the whole time. 940 00:40:05,585 --> 00:40:07,335 God! Thank you. 941 00:40:07,418 --> 00:40:09,751 - You didn't need an opinion. - I did, though. I needed you. 942 00:40:09,835 --> 00:40:11,418 - You just needed... - No, you don't understand. 943 00:40:11,501 --> 00:40:14,001 It's been months of this. I've been tortured, and... 944 00:40:14,085 --> 00:40:16,376 You just needed someone to tell you what you already knew. 945 00:40:16,460 --> 00:40:17,668 Yeah. 946 00:40:17,751 --> 00:40:19,460 Joe just... 947 00:40:19,543 --> 00:40:22,335 He thinks they all look the same. He... yeah. 948 00:40:22,418 --> 00:40:25,543 - Is... Is he color blind? - He might be. 949 00:40:25,626 --> 00:40:27,626 - That man's name is Hawk. - Shh! 950 00:40:27,710 --> 00:40:30,543 There's worse birds. Could've been worse. 951 00:40:30,626 --> 00:40:32,418 Just know that at the end of the day - 952 00:40:32,501 --> 00:40:35,710 of all the birds, it's a pretty cool one. 953 00:40:35,793 --> 00:40:38,043 "What is your name?" "My name is Pigeon." 954 00:40:38,126 --> 00:40:40,210 "I'm Pigeon." 955 00:40:40,293 --> 00:40:43,960 Shh! No, I... 956 00:40:44,043 --> 00:40:46,876 Please, this is torture. I cannot laugh at his name. 957 00:40:46,960 --> 00:40:48,543 I'm sorry. How dare I? 958 00:40:48,626 --> 00:40:50,085 "This is my boyfriend, Pelican. 959 00:40:50,168 --> 00:40:51,585 "He's a sweetheart." 960 00:40:51,668 --> 00:40:53,585 And I grabbed a tank, and I went back in, 961 00:40:53,668 --> 00:40:55,210 and the dog was where they said it would be. 962 00:40:55,293 --> 00:40:56,668 And that's when I ran out of air 963 00:40:56,751 --> 00:40:58,251 because I had grabbed an empty tank. 964 00:40:58,335 --> 00:41:00,043 Oh, God! Oh, no. 965 00:41:00,126 --> 00:41:02,043 Yeah. So, I just... I sucked a lot of smoke, 966 00:41:02,126 --> 00:41:04,710 and I burned my lungs and my throat. 967 00:41:04,793 --> 00:41:06,793 Oh, wow. Wow. 968 00:41:06,876 --> 00:41:09,626 - And then it was time to quit. - Yeah. 969 00:41:09,710 --> 00:41:10,918 Yeah, yeah. 970 00:41:11,001 --> 00:41:13,168 But... you know what? 971 00:41:13,251 --> 00:41:17,626 Life's been so expansive since then 972 00:41:17,710 --> 00:41:20,460 that I kind of can't believe 973 00:41:20,543 --> 00:41:22,376 that I did it as long as I did it. 974 00:41:23,543 --> 00:41:26,293 And now... rugs. 975 00:41:26,376 --> 00:41:27,751 - Rugs. - Rugs. 976 00:41:27,835 --> 00:41:30,543 Yeah. 977 00:41:30,626 --> 00:41:33,335 - I love them so much. - I love them, too. 978 00:41:33,418 --> 00:41:35,126 - It's a problem. - Yeah, I know. 979 00:41:35,210 --> 00:41:38,418 'Cause I... I just want all of them. 980 00:41:38,501 --> 00:41:40,585 - I want all... the rugs. - ...the rugs. 981 00:41:42,710 --> 00:41:44,710 - Same. - Yeah. 982 00:41:47,835 --> 00:41:49,835 Have you... 983 00:41:49,918 --> 00:41:51,585 Have you got tequila? 984 00:41:51,668 --> 00:41:53,876 Do... I do have tequila! I have. 985 00:41:53,960 --> 00:41:55,335 - Would you like some? - Yeah. 986 00:41:55,418 --> 00:41:57,251 - Yes. OK. Yeah. Yeah. - Please. I mean... 987 00:41:57,335 --> 00:41:58,626 - They're smoking a joint. - Right? 988 00:41:58,710 --> 00:42:00,751 - We better catch up, right? - Yeah. 989 00:42:03,918 --> 00:42:06,876 I'm just gonna go to the bathroom real quick. 990 00:42:13,335 --> 00:42:14,501 These are beautiful! 991 00:42:14,585 --> 00:42:16,126 Thanks. They're silly. They're old. 992 00:42:16,210 --> 00:42:17,751 - They're, uh... - No, they are beautiful. 993 00:42:17,835 --> 00:42:19,501 - They are interesting. - Thank you. 994 00:42:19,585 --> 00:42:21,376 - Yeah. Appreciate it. - Look, I have this one. 995 00:42:21,460 --> 00:42:23,043 Oh, wow, nice! Sun. 996 00:42:23,126 --> 00:42:24,460 I... I have this one. 997 00:42:39,835 --> 00:42:42,626 - Sorry, I want you to see... - Take your time. 998 00:42:42,710 --> 00:42:45,626 They're two in one, or... Yeah. 999 00:42:46,710 --> 00:42:49,626 - Oh, wow! - OK. What is that? 1000 00:42:49,710 --> 00:42:51,918 - It's two birds. - Piña and Hawk. 1001 00:42:52,001 --> 00:42:55,376 Piña and Hawk. Look at the that! That's nice. 1002 00:42:55,460 --> 00:42:57,751 I like that. 1003 00:43:00,335 --> 00:43:02,793 So, when did you get them? 1004 00:43:02,876 --> 00:43:05,418 - When you were in that band? - I did, yeah. 1005 00:43:05,501 --> 00:43:07,085 Pretty old. Long time ago. 1006 00:43:07,168 --> 00:43:09,001 Twenty... Twenty years ago, maybe. 1007 00:43:22,085 --> 00:43:23,710 - That's, uh... - Oh! 1008 00:43:23,793 --> 00:43:25,168 - Yeah. - Wow. 1009 00:43:25,251 --> 00:43:27,710 You know, um... you should replace this. 1010 00:43:27,793 --> 00:43:29,085 It's really dangerous. 1011 00:43:29,168 --> 00:43:31,085 This old single-pane stuff. 1012 00:43:31,168 --> 00:43:33,751 It'll shatter with even a little bit of heat. 1013 00:43:33,835 --> 00:43:35,460 Oh, there's no risk of that. 1014 00:43:35,543 --> 00:43:39,710 This is a very cold apartment. There's not a lot of... 1015 00:43:39,793 --> 00:43:42,210 - Mm. - There's not a lot of heat. 1016 00:43:42,293 --> 00:43:44,001 You never know. 1017 00:43:45,460 --> 00:43:46,501 - Tequila. - Tequila. 1018 00:43:46,585 --> 00:43:47,918 - Yeah. - Yes. Tequila. 1019 00:43:50,126 --> 00:43:52,043 Can you do something for me? 1020 00:43:53,960 --> 00:43:55,668 Probably. Yeah. 1021 00:43:55,751 --> 00:43:57,293 Please play something. 1022 00:43:57,376 --> 00:43:59,501 One song. Just one. 1023 00:43:59,585 --> 00:44:01,835 I love music. Please. 1024 00:44:05,335 --> 00:44:08,710 - Please. - I... 1025 00:44:08,793 --> 00:44:10,335 I... I should check on Angela. 1026 00:44:10,418 --> 00:44:12,543 Make sure she didn't forget how to breathe. 1027 00:44:12,626 --> 00:44:13,835 You know what I mean? 1028 00:44:15,293 --> 00:44:18,085 Joe, have you met the new neighbors? 1029 00:44:18,168 --> 00:44:20,835 Yeah... They're really cool, actually. Yeah. 1030 00:44:20,918 --> 00:44:23,501 They, uh... make no small talk whatsoever in the elevator. 1031 00:44:23,585 --> 00:44:25,460 - They talk with us. - Oh, they do? 1032 00:44:25,543 --> 00:44:27,376 I bet they do. That's shocking. 1033 00:44:27,460 --> 00:44:29,168 They're pretty sweet when you get to know 'em. 1034 00:44:29,251 --> 00:44:30,835 Joe, put on some music. 1035 00:44:30,918 --> 00:44:32,418 Yeah! Putting it on. 1036 00:44:32,501 --> 00:44:35,335 Uh, yeah, what kind of music are you into, Hawk? 1037 00:44:35,876 --> 00:44:37,251 Like... what is Sade? 1038 00:44:37,335 --> 00:44:39,251 - "What is Sade"? - She loves that. 1039 00:44:39,335 --> 00:44:41,501 Sexy-world-funk. 1040 00:44:41,585 --> 00:44:42,835 - That's not jazz? - No! 1041 00:44:42,918 --> 00:44:44,376 No, that's not jazz. 1042 00:44:44,460 --> 00:44:46,126 I mean, there's a lot of saxophones. 1043 00:44:46,210 --> 00:44:48,751 No, Sade is not jazz. Are you kidding me? 1044 00:44:48,835 --> 00:44:51,335 - It's like... - Well, listen, then... 1045 00:44:51,418 --> 00:44:52,793 Metallica and Judas Priest. 1046 00:44:52,876 --> 00:44:54,585 You don't know any jazz at all? 1047 00:44:54,668 --> 00:44:57,668 - Oh, who doesn't love Sade? - I really wanna learn. 1048 00:44:57,751 --> 00:44:59,460 Where should I start? 1049 00:44:59,543 --> 00:45:01,751 Miles Davis. John Coltrane. Dizzy Gillespie. 1050 00:45:01,835 --> 00:45:03,543 Miles with the cheeks that go out? 1051 00:45:03,626 --> 00:45:05,168 Actually, I feel like at this point in your life, 1052 00:45:05,251 --> 00:45:07,626 you have to work harder to not know who Miles Davis is 1053 00:45:07,710 --> 00:45:09,293 - than to know who he is. - Oh! Oh! 1054 00:45:09,376 --> 00:45:11,793 He-Hey! Literally, look what I just pulled. 1055 00:45:11,876 --> 00:45:13,626 No, no, no. 1056 00:45:13,710 --> 00:45:16,168 - You have to play it. - Can we play just a... 1057 00:45:16,251 --> 00:45:17,793 - "One Girl." - Play it. Play it. 1058 00:45:17,876 --> 00:45:19,876 Come on. This is your love story right here. 1059 00:45:19,960 --> 00:45:21,460 No! No, no, no, no. 1060 00:45:21,543 --> 00:45:22,710 - Yes, I want to hear it. - Don't put it on. 1061 00:45:22,793 --> 00:45:24,335 - Come on. - Don't put it on. 1062 00:45:24,418 --> 00:45:25,918 - Just give us a taste. - Don't put it on! 1063 00:45:26,001 --> 00:45:27,960 We've got the artist, and we've got the girl. 1064 00:45:30,001 --> 00:45:31,918 - No? - No. 1065 00:45:32,835 --> 00:45:34,710 Hey, sorry. 1066 00:45:36,543 --> 00:45:38,376 I'm sorry. 1067 00:45:39,460 --> 00:45:41,376 You know what? Um... 1068 00:45:41,460 --> 00:45:43,251 We actually shouldn't listen to music right now. 1069 00:45:43,335 --> 00:45:44,876 There's something I've been wanting to talk to you about. 1070 00:45:44,960 --> 00:45:46,876 Oh, my God. You have to try this. 1071 00:45:48,585 --> 00:45:50,085 - Wow! - Isn't that good? 1072 00:45:50,168 --> 00:45:51,668 Oh, my God. 1073 00:45:51,751 --> 00:45:53,168 - It's incredible. - I can't be objective, 1074 00:45:53,251 --> 00:45:55,001 but my flan is the best. 1075 00:45:55,085 --> 00:45:57,210 - It's unbelievable. - Like a silky crack cocaine. 1076 00:45:57,293 --> 00:45:58,835 It's so good. And it melts in your mouth. 1077 00:45:58,918 --> 00:46:00,585 Yeah, it's so delicious. 1078 00:46:00,668 --> 00:46:03,251 - Anyway, I was about to say... - No! My God! Have more! Mm! 1079 00:46:03,335 --> 00:46:06,501 Second bite is when it really just... settles in, 1080 00:46:06,585 --> 00:46:08,626 - just slides down. - It's great. Look, anyway... 1081 00:46:08,710 --> 00:46:10,835 God, it's got such sauce in it! 1082 00:46:10,918 --> 00:46:13,085 - I need to talk to you about... - Let's have shots, right? 1083 00:46:13,168 --> 00:46:15,418 Should we do shots? I think we should have a toast. 1084 00:46:15,501 --> 00:46:16,543 - Sure. - Yes. 1085 00:46:16,626 --> 00:46:18,293 I think shots for everybody. 1086 00:46:18,376 --> 00:46:20,210 - Thank you. - Yeah. 1087 00:46:20,293 --> 00:46:23,835 Anyway, the noise has been a thing that... 1088 00:46:23,918 --> 00:46:25,668 ...we want to apologize for. 1089 00:46:25,751 --> 00:46:28,543 Because it's been loud, and it took longer... 1090 00:46:28,626 --> 00:46:31,168 It took longer than we thought, and you guys have been so kind, 1091 00:46:31,251 --> 00:46:35,335 and we just wanted to say thank you and sorry. 1092 00:46:35,418 --> 00:46:38,168 - You're so nice. Look... - Yes. 1093 00:46:38,251 --> 00:46:39,460 - We're all neighbors... - Yes. 1094 00:46:39,543 --> 00:46:42,210 - ...and we really... - Salud. 1095 00:46:42,293 --> 00:46:44,460 And gracias. 1096 00:46:44,543 --> 00:46:48,210 We're just so happy that you invited us and grateful. 1097 00:46:48,293 --> 00:46:51,418 And actually, we also have something 1098 00:46:51,501 --> 00:46:53,168 we wanted to talk to you about. 1099 00:46:53,251 --> 00:46:55,460 You also want to talk to us? That's a funny coincidence. 1100 00:46:55,543 --> 00:46:57,543 We both had things we wanted to say to each other. 1101 00:46:57,626 --> 00:46:59,335 - It's nothing bad. Nothing bad. - No? 1102 00:46:59,418 --> 00:47:01,710 I think something's on Joe's mind. 1103 00:47:01,793 --> 00:47:04,168 I do have something on my mind. I actually do. 1104 00:47:04,251 --> 00:47:05,710 I feel like since we came... 1105 00:47:05,793 --> 00:47:07,376 You guys have something. 1106 00:47:07,460 --> 00:47:09,293 No, they have something to say. You guys should go. 1107 00:47:09,376 --> 00:47:13,251 - Say it. We're all friends. - No, you first! 1108 00:47:13,335 --> 00:47:16,918 You are the guests, and you should go first. 1109 00:47:17,001 --> 00:47:18,835 You guys go, and then I'll go right after. 1110 00:47:18,918 --> 00:47:20,418 I don't care. It doesn't matter to me. 1111 00:47:20,501 --> 00:47:23,668 All right. Well, um... we wanted to apologize. 1112 00:47:23,751 --> 00:47:24,876 Yes. 1113 00:47:24,960 --> 00:47:27,126 - You wanted to apologize? - To us? 1114 00:47:27,210 --> 00:47:28,376 For what? 1115 00:47:28,460 --> 00:47:30,251 We feel we might have bothered you. 1116 00:47:30,335 --> 00:47:31,960 - Bothered us? - On more than... 1117 00:47:32,043 --> 00:47:34,126 more than one occasion, actually. 1118 00:47:34,210 --> 00:47:35,668 What? When? 1119 00:47:35,751 --> 00:47:39,210 Um... at night, usually, and specifically, 1120 00:47:39,293 --> 00:47:41,585 and sometimes late in the night. 1121 00:47:41,668 --> 00:47:43,210 What? 1122 00:47:43,293 --> 00:47:45,418 - Hmm... - When we have sex. 1123 00:47:46,251 --> 00:47:48,710 - You? - Yes. 1124 00:47:48,793 --> 00:47:51,543 - We... We do have sex a lot. - A lot. 1125 00:47:51,626 --> 00:47:53,251 Yeah. I mean... yeah. 1126 00:47:53,335 --> 00:47:56,585 And we really try to keep it down, 1127 00:47:56,668 --> 00:47:58,793 but sometimes... 1128 00:47:58,876 --> 00:48:00,501 - Lately... - Lately, it's been... 1129 00:48:00,585 --> 00:48:04,460 It's been really impossible not to lose control. 1130 00:48:04,543 --> 00:48:05,793 Even for a fireman. 1131 00:48:05,876 --> 00:48:08,001 - A firefighter. - Firefighter. 1132 00:48:08,085 --> 00:48:09,626 We know we've been too loud, 1133 00:48:09,710 --> 00:48:13,085 and we know it was intrusive, and we're sorry. 1134 00:48:13,168 --> 00:48:15,251 And we're gonna be... 1135 00:48:15,335 --> 00:48:16,876 - more conscientious. - Yes. 1136 00:48:16,960 --> 00:48:19,251 - Better neighbors. - Oh, my God. No. 1137 00:48:19,335 --> 00:48:21,835 You guys don't have... No! We have not heard anything. 1138 00:48:21,918 --> 00:48:24,001 Honestly, we haven't heard anything. 1139 00:48:24,085 --> 00:48:27,085 We... It hasn't even... What? Right, Joe? 1140 00:48:27,168 --> 00:48:29,668 We haven't heard anything, right? 1141 00:48:36,626 --> 00:48:39,501 No, we actually haven't heard anything, so... 1142 00:48:39,585 --> 00:48:42,376 No need to apologize. I... I sleep like a log, you know? 1143 00:48:42,460 --> 00:48:44,460 - Log... - Yeah. 1144 00:48:45,626 --> 00:48:47,460 - Joe. - What? 1145 00:48:48,126 --> 00:48:50,168 - Joe? - Yes? 1146 00:48:51,376 --> 00:48:53,001 Joe... 1147 00:48:53,085 --> 00:48:55,376 What? 1148 00:48:57,835 --> 00:48:59,710 What, Hawk? 1149 00:48:59,793 --> 00:49:01,168 - Joe. - What? 1150 00:49:01,251 --> 00:49:03,001 - Don't... don't lie. - Not lying. 1151 00:49:03,085 --> 00:49:04,960 Joe, you've been telling the truth all night. 1152 00:49:05,043 --> 00:49:06,751 I... I love when you tell the truth. 1153 00:49:06,835 --> 00:49:08,793 I... I love it. Tell the truth. 1154 00:49:08,876 --> 00:49:10,501 Telling the truth. What do you want from me? 1155 00:49:10,585 --> 00:49:12,210 - You're not telling the truth. - I am telling the truth. 1156 00:49:12,293 --> 00:49:14,710 - Joe. - What? 1157 00:49:14,793 --> 00:49:17,626 - We know. It bothers you. - It doesn't bother me. 1158 00:49:17,710 --> 00:49:20,293 It doesn't. Look... Don't... I hate to burst your bubble. 1159 00:49:20,376 --> 00:49:22,376 Maybe your sex isn't as explosive as you think it is 1160 00:49:22,460 --> 00:49:23,960 'cause I've never heard it, OK? 1161 00:49:24,043 --> 00:49:25,460 Joe, we know. 1162 00:49:25,543 --> 00:49:28,293 You knocked on our door during the night. 1163 00:49:28,376 --> 00:49:29,710 Joe! 1164 00:49:29,793 --> 00:49:33,001 - You were pounding on our door. - No, I didn't. 1165 00:49:33,085 --> 00:49:36,085 We saw you. We have a ring camera. 1166 00:49:36,168 --> 00:49:37,793 No. No, you don't. 1167 00:49:37,876 --> 00:49:38,918 - It's hidden. - Where? 1168 00:49:39,001 --> 00:49:40,251 In our mirilla. 1169 00:49:40,335 --> 00:49:42,085 - In our peephole. - The peephole. 1170 00:49:42,168 --> 00:49:44,418 - They don't make that. - It's a ring peephole. 1171 00:49:44,501 --> 00:49:46,835 - That's not a thing. - It's a new thing. 1172 00:49:46,918 --> 00:49:48,751 - When did that come out? - A peephole ring. 1173 00:49:48,835 --> 00:49:50,501 Show him. 1174 00:49:50,585 --> 00:49:52,668 - Show him. Do you wanna see it? - I don't need to see it. 1175 00:49:52,751 --> 00:49:55,085 It sends an alert through the app to our phone, 1176 00:49:55,168 --> 00:49:58,751 and, um... you know, it flags it if it senses aggression, 1177 00:49:58,835 --> 00:50:00,418 and so it spooked us at first. 1178 00:50:00,501 --> 00:50:02,460 But look, um... there. 1179 00:50:02,543 --> 00:50:04,168 There he comes. 1180 00:50:04,251 --> 00:50:06,001 Maybe it's grainy footage and you think it's me. 1181 00:50:06,085 --> 00:50:09,460 It's 4K. It's not misty at all. Look, look. 1182 00:50:09,543 --> 00:50:11,293 Someone that looks like me, but... Oh, shit! 1183 00:50:11,376 --> 00:50:13,168 Yeah. 1184 00:50:13,251 --> 00:50:15,418 Sorry, Joe. 1185 00:50:15,501 --> 00:50:17,001 He almost walked away, 1186 00:50:17,085 --> 00:50:18,460 - but... - You can turn it off. 1187 00:50:18,543 --> 00:50:20,460 I can't believe you. I cannot believe you! 1188 00:50:20,543 --> 00:50:23,001 Well, but it's good. It was three in the morning. 1189 00:50:23,085 --> 00:50:26,585 You were so polite that you stopped to heed and listen... 1190 00:50:26,668 --> 00:50:28,668 - What are you doing? - ...closely. 1191 00:50:28,751 --> 00:50:32,251 - But then, uh... - Oh, my God. Joe! 1192 00:50:32,335 --> 00:50:34,251 Someone left packages in the hall. 1193 00:50:34,335 --> 00:50:36,043 - Oh, my God! - We thought you broke an arm, 1194 00:50:36,126 --> 00:50:38,168 and you had to be full of bruises. 1195 00:50:38,251 --> 00:50:39,793 Just turn it o... Turn it... Look! 1196 00:50:39,876 --> 00:50:42,126 OK, you know what? Yes! Yes! 1197 00:50:42,210 --> 00:50:43,876 I banged on your door 1198 00:50:43,960 --> 00:50:45,960 because you people are fucking like monsters over there. 1199 00:50:46,043 --> 00:50:48,376 What are you doing? What are you trying to prove? 1200 00:50:48,460 --> 00:50:50,418 Are you trying to win a contest or something? 1201 00:50:50,501 --> 00:50:52,210 It's incredibly inconsiderate! 1202 00:50:52,293 --> 00:50:53,876 What are you doing? Don't say that. 1203 00:50:53,960 --> 00:50:55,835 Don't speak to them that way. I'm so sorry. 1204 00:50:55,918 --> 00:50:57,876 Our daughter can hear it. Did you know that? 1205 00:50:57,960 --> 00:50:59,585 She can hear it. 1206 00:50:59,668 --> 00:51:01,126 And I've been telling her you're moving furniture up there, 1207 00:51:01,210 --> 00:51:03,668 and she knows it's not true. She's onto me. 1208 00:51:03,751 --> 00:51:06,585 We spend so much time and energy 1209 00:51:06,668 --> 00:51:08,960 talking about your fucking orgasms. 1210 00:51:09,043 --> 00:51:10,376 It's ridiculous. 1211 00:51:12,210 --> 00:51:15,335 - You talk about my orgasms? - Yes, but not as a bad thing. 1212 00:51:15,418 --> 00:51:18,293 They're not bad. They're great. I love them. 1213 00:51:18,376 --> 00:51:20,960 Really? You love my orgasms? 1214 00:51:21,043 --> 00:51:22,585 I do. I love them. 1215 00:51:22,668 --> 00:51:24,293 - She really does. - I do. I think they're great. 1216 00:51:24,376 --> 00:51:25,751 - We talk about them constantly. - They're amazing. 1217 00:51:25,835 --> 00:51:27,501 She especially likes the growler. 1218 00:51:27,585 --> 00:51:29,960 Are you the growler, Piña? 'Cause she loves the growler. 1219 00:51:30,043 --> 00:51:33,293 No, no, no, no. No, Piña's not a growler. 1220 00:51:33,376 --> 00:51:36,751 Oh, you're... You're the growler? 1221 00:51:36,835 --> 00:51:38,293 No. 1222 00:51:38,376 --> 00:51:40,918 - Uh... - It's Vanessa. 1223 00:51:41,001 --> 00:51:43,751 Vanessa is the growler. 1224 00:51:43,835 --> 00:51:45,543 Vanessa? 1225 00:51:45,626 --> 00:51:49,043 Vanessa... Wait, who's Vanessa? 1226 00:51:49,126 --> 00:51:50,626 - A friend. - Oh, yeah. 1227 00:51:50,710 --> 00:51:53,668 Kai is a pretty big guy, and he does breathe heavily. 1228 00:51:53,751 --> 00:51:58,710 That could be what you're calling animalistic noises. 1229 00:51:58,793 --> 00:52:00,335 - Kai. - Kai is... 1230 00:52:00,418 --> 00:52:02,293 - Who's Kai? - Another friend. 1231 00:52:02,376 --> 00:52:04,876 Oh, Kai's another friend. Vanessa and Kai. 1232 00:52:04,960 --> 00:52:08,126 Vanessa lives in Nevada City with Kai. 1233 00:52:08,210 --> 00:52:09,710 Are you fucking with us right now? 1234 00:52:09,793 --> 00:52:11,543 Is this a joke? Are you guys fucking around with us? 1235 00:52:11,626 --> 00:52:13,918 Is this what you're whispering to each other in Spanish? 1236 00:52:14,001 --> 00:52:18,543 No. We know you are upset, and you have every right to be. 1237 00:52:18,626 --> 00:52:21,043 We've had a few parties. 1238 00:52:21,126 --> 00:52:23,043 Things have gotten a little more crazy. 1239 00:52:23,126 --> 00:52:24,501 Out of hand. 1240 00:52:24,585 --> 00:52:26,876 Parties... Like, cocktail parties? 1241 00:52:26,960 --> 00:52:29,085 Soirées? What are you talking about? 1242 00:52:29,168 --> 00:52:31,168 - What parties? - Sex parties. 1243 00:52:31,251 --> 00:52:33,210 - Oh... - Sex parties! 1244 00:52:33,293 --> 00:52:35,293 - Right. That's like, uh... - Parties where people... 1245 00:52:35,376 --> 00:52:37,335 - ...have sex. - ...have sex with each other. 1246 00:52:37,418 --> 00:52:39,251 - Sex. - I think... 1247 00:52:39,335 --> 00:52:43,210 that's the commonly understood definition of a sex party. 1248 00:52:43,293 --> 00:52:44,918 It's the only one I can think of. Honestly. 1249 00:52:45,001 --> 00:52:46,668 I can't think of another one. 1250 00:52:46,751 --> 00:52:48,668 And we really apologize. 1251 00:52:48,751 --> 00:52:50,710 No. What? No, you don't have to. 1252 00:52:50,793 --> 00:52:53,626 That's not... No, we're not judging. 1253 00:52:53,710 --> 00:52:56,918 That's... You don't... Joe, where's that J? 1254 00:52:57,001 --> 00:52:59,085 - That J? - The J you were... 1255 00:52:59,168 --> 00:53:01,001 - Did you leave that in there? - The J? I... 1256 00:53:01,085 --> 00:53:02,918 - It is in my office. - OK, I'll help you. 1257 00:53:03,001 --> 00:53:04,668 Why don't you come with me to... 1258 00:53:04,751 --> 00:53:07,710 - Yeah, no problem. - ...to get that J? Yeah. 1259 00:53:07,793 --> 00:53:10,293 Oh, my God! 1260 00:53:10,376 --> 00:53:12,626 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 1261 00:53:12,710 --> 00:53:14,251 This is amazing. 1262 00:53:14,335 --> 00:53:16,126 They're having sex parties up there. 1263 00:53:16,210 --> 00:53:18,376 I was right. That wasn't normal sex. 1264 00:53:18,460 --> 00:53:20,210 You knew it. You knew it. 1265 00:53:20,293 --> 00:53:22,418 They are fucking like monsters up there. 1266 00:53:22,501 --> 00:53:23,835 They actually are. 1267 00:53:23,918 --> 00:53:25,335 Kai, Vanessa... 1268 00:53:25,418 --> 00:53:27,918 This is amazing. This is actually amazing. 1269 00:53:28,001 --> 00:53:30,251 Oh, my God. Vanessa's the growler. 1270 00:53:30,335 --> 00:53:33,126 I take it all back. We should invite more people over. 1271 00:53:35,251 --> 00:53:36,918 - Hello. - We good? 1272 00:53:37,001 --> 00:53:38,210 - Yeah. - OK. 1273 00:53:38,293 --> 00:53:40,543 - Sex parties. - Yeah. The sex parties. 1274 00:53:40,626 --> 00:53:41,876 Just... paint a picture. 1275 00:53:41,960 --> 00:53:43,460 Disclose what you will about this. 1276 00:53:43,543 --> 00:53:44,751 What do you want to know? 1277 00:53:44,835 --> 00:53:47,501 Whatever you wanna tell us. Yeah. 1278 00:53:47,585 --> 00:53:49,376 They... They started recently. 1279 00:53:49,460 --> 00:53:50,960 - OK. Really? - Oh! Oh... 1280 00:53:51,043 --> 00:53:52,626 - It's a recent development. - It's new to you. Neat. 1281 00:53:52,710 --> 00:53:54,751 The noise uptick probably came 1282 00:53:54,835 --> 00:53:56,960 'cause once we started bringing people in, 1283 00:53:57,043 --> 00:53:58,376 our bedroom was too small, 1284 00:53:58,460 --> 00:53:59,918 so we moved into the living room. 1285 00:54:00,001 --> 00:54:01,335 - Overflow. Yeah. - I got it. 1286 00:54:01,418 --> 00:54:02,668 That's why the sound kind of reverberates 1287 00:54:02,751 --> 00:54:04,251 through the apartment. 1288 00:54:04,335 --> 00:54:05,876 And it's happening just right on the floor? 1289 00:54:05,960 --> 00:54:07,335 No, uh... 1290 00:54:07,418 --> 00:54:09,210 - Furniture, rugs... - Sofa. 1291 00:54:09,293 --> 00:54:11,043 That's why you're so into rugs. 1292 00:54:11,126 --> 00:54:12,460 You love a rug. 1293 00:54:12,543 --> 00:54:14,210 I love this for different reasons. 1294 00:54:14,293 --> 00:54:15,835 You have a close relationship with them. 1295 00:54:15,918 --> 00:54:18,001 This really would be pretty uncomfortable. 1296 00:54:18,085 --> 00:54:20,126 Yeah, you need a high pile, I imagine. 1297 00:54:20,210 --> 00:54:21,835 OK. Wait! Just... more. 1298 00:54:21,918 --> 00:54:24,626 So, how... How does it work? 1299 00:54:24,710 --> 00:54:26,210 Like, how do you get invited? 1300 00:54:26,293 --> 00:54:28,335 Or do you invite people, and... Maybe there's no rules. 1301 00:54:28,418 --> 00:54:29,876 - Are there rules? - Parameters? 1302 00:54:29,960 --> 00:54:31,418 Can anyone do anything to anyone? 1303 00:54:31,501 --> 00:54:33,085 - Is it a free for all? - No. 1304 00:54:33,168 --> 00:54:36,168 For starters, you've gotta have consent, obviously. 1305 00:54:36,251 --> 00:54:37,918 - Oh, yeah. - Enthusiastic consent. 1306 00:54:38,001 --> 00:54:41,210 And the connection has to be about joy, about expansion. 1307 00:54:41,293 --> 00:54:45,668 It can never be about anger, never about revenge. 1308 00:54:45,751 --> 00:54:47,001 - And patience. - Patience. 1309 00:54:47,085 --> 00:54:48,710 Because, you know, some people, 1310 00:54:48,793 --> 00:54:50,210 they gotta find their own entry point. 1311 00:54:50,293 --> 00:54:51,585 - Entry point. - Well... 1312 00:54:51,668 --> 00:54:53,501 - How did it begin? - Yeah. 1313 00:54:53,585 --> 00:54:55,043 Yeah, like, take us back. 1314 00:54:55,126 --> 00:54:56,960 Yeah, what's day one of this like? 1315 00:54:57,793 --> 00:55:00,626 I've always been bi-curious. 1316 00:55:00,710 --> 00:55:02,376 - Mm. - For me, 1317 00:55:02,460 --> 00:55:06,835 the pleasure I get from being with a woman is different. 1318 00:55:06,918 --> 00:55:08,251 Yeah. 1319 00:55:08,335 --> 00:55:09,668 - Mm... Me too. - Right. 1320 00:55:09,751 --> 00:55:11,876 - And then Kai and... - Valerie. 1321 00:55:11,960 --> 00:55:13,793 - Va... Vanessa! - Vanessa! 1322 00:55:13,876 --> 00:55:15,626 Were you guys friends, or did you... 1323 00:55:15,710 --> 00:55:16,918 Did you meet on an app? 1324 00:55:17,001 --> 00:55:18,460 We're pretty negative on the apps. 1325 00:55:18,543 --> 00:55:20,085 Really? Interesting. 1326 00:55:20,168 --> 00:55:22,793 Swipe right, swipe left. It just seems very impersonal. 1327 00:55:22,876 --> 00:55:24,210 Yeah, it's impersonal. 1328 00:55:24,293 --> 00:55:25,835 - You don't want to gamify. - Sure. 1329 00:55:25,918 --> 00:55:28,960 We like to meet people in person, like, eye to eye, 1330 00:55:29,043 --> 00:55:32,168 like, organic, real connection, you know? 1331 00:55:32,251 --> 00:55:33,793 There are conventions. 1332 00:55:33,876 --> 00:55:35,626 Oh, yes. That's good. Because you do, you need rules. 1333 00:55:35,710 --> 00:55:37,626 You need some boundaries. 1334 00:55:37,710 --> 00:55:40,251 No, no, I mean... there are actual conventions. 1335 00:55:40,335 --> 00:55:42,085 - Oh, wow. - Like at a Sandals? 1336 00:55:42,168 --> 00:55:43,460 - Yes. - Oh, wow. 1337 00:55:43,543 --> 00:55:45,376 Conventions are very important. 1338 00:55:45,460 --> 00:55:48,543 - They also offer you a menu. - Oh, a menu! 1339 00:55:48,626 --> 00:55:50,793 A menu. A menu of things you're into. 1340 00:55:50,876 --> 00:55:52,585 That's good. I like it's organized. I like a menu. 1341 00:55:52,668 --> 00:55:54,001 - You do love a menu. - That's nice. 1342 00:55:54,085 --> 00:55:56,001 - You do like organization. - That's great. 1343 00:55:56,085 --> 00:55:58,501 When you engage with someone, you already know what they want. 1344 00:55:58,585 --> 00:56:01,418 They have already sent their preferences in advance. 1345 00:56:01,501 --> 00:56:02,835 It's like "Below Deck." 1346 00:56:02,918 --> 00:56:04,835 It's like a preference sheet on "Below Deck." 1347 00:56:04,918 --> 00:56:06,418 It's a reality show. 1348 00:56:06,501 --> 00:56:08,001 - It's about yachts. - You're speaking our language. 1349 00:56:08,085 --> 00:56:09,376 We get it. We get it now. 1350 00:56:09,460 --> 00:56:10,793 Honestly, I think 1351 00:56:10,876 --> 00:56:14,251 maybe the best thing about group sex is, 1352 00:56:14,335 --> 00:56:17,710 it forces total clarity of communication. 1353 00:56:17,793 --> 00:56:20,126 Not the best thing, I wouldn't imagine. 1354 00:56:20,210 --> 00:56:23,001 - The sex is probably better. - The clear communication. 1355 00:56:23,085 --> 00:56:25,918 What happens if no one picks you? 1356 00:56:26,001 --> 00:56:27,585 It's like gym class - you get chosen last, 1357 00:56:27,668 --> 00:56:29,543 you gotta jerk off alone in the corner or something? 1358 00:56:29,626 --> 00:56:31,335 - I feel like that'd be me. - No! 1359 00:56:31,418 --> 00:56:33,251 - It's not like that. - Don't worry. 1360 00:56:33,335 --> 00:56:34,543 You would be chosen. 1361 00:56:34,626 --> 00:56:37,043 - Yeah! - But yeah, how does that work? 1362 00:56:37,126 --> 00:56:38,501 No, no one gets excluded. 1363 00:56:38,585 --> 00:56:39,960 You know? I mean... 1364 00:56:40,043 --> 00:56:42,793 Obviously, anyone's free to watch 1365 00:56:42,876 --> 00:56:44,251 if they don't want to participate. 1366 00:56:44,335 --> 00:56:46,543 All right, but... jealousy! 1367 00:56:46,626 --> 00:56:48,585 No one gets...? You don't... You don't get jealous? 1368 00:56:48,668 --> 00:56:50,168 There's no jealousy? 1369 00:56:50,251 --> 00:56:52,501 I think jealousy is a natural animalistic instinct, 1370 00:56:52,585 --> 00:56:54,210 but you have to replace it. 1371 00:56:54,293 --> 00:56:55,751 We practice compersion. 1372 00:56:55,835 --> 00:56:57,418 - Compression? - Compersion. 1373 00:56:57,501 --> 00:56:59,960 - Compersion? - Compersion. 1374 00:57:00,043 --> 00:57:02,668 Compression is all about finding joy 1375 00:57:02,751 --> 00:57:04,460 in the joy of others. 1376 00:57:04,543 --> 00:57:07,668 - Wow! That would be... great. - Hard to wrap your head around. 1377 00:57:07,751 --> 00:57:09,585 And for me, there's nothing better 1378 00:57:09,668 --> 00:57:12,626 than watching my partner in the hands of another. 1379 00:57:12,710 --> 00:57:14,501 Wow! 1380 00:57:14,585 --> 00:57:15,626 Beautiful. 1381 00:57:15,710 --> 00:57:17,793 Oh, God. 1382 00:57:17,876 --> 00:57:19,335 That's nice. 1383 00:57:19,418 --> 00:57:22,126 - Super nice. - Wow. So healthy. 1384 00:57:22,210 --> 00:57:25,293 - I feel healthy just seeing it. - That's... 1385 00:57:25,376 --> 00:57:26,710 And, you know, I love this. 1386 00:57:26,793 --> 00:57:28,460 I love that it's you and your friends. 1387 00:57:28,543 --> 00:57:30,501 It's like the four of you get together. 1388 00:57:30,585 --> 00:57:33,626 Four is such a good number. Yeah, it's round. 1389 00:57:33,710 --> 00:57:36,126 - Sometimes... - No more than six. 1390 00:57:36,210 --> 00:57:37,585 - Six? - Six people? 1391 00:57:37,668 --> 00:57:39,668 Six is a lot. That's why it's so loud up there. 1392 00:57:39,751 --> 00:57:41,710 - Yeah... six. - Yeah. 1393 00:57:41,793 --> 00:57:44,210 We did go bigger last weekend. 1394 00:57:44,293 --> 00:57:47,376 That doesn't count because it was a special occasion. 1395 00:57:47,460 --> 00:57:48,668 It was Vanessa's birthday. 1396 00:57:48,751 --> 00:57:50,876 Wow! Well, a birthday's a birthday. 1397 00:57:50,960 --> 00:57:53,335 Gotta celebrate the good things in life, I guess, right? 1398 00:57:53,418 --> 00:57:55,376 Yeah, and she wanted to have ten people, so... 1399 00:57:55,460 --> 00:57:57,835 Ten people. Are you fucking kidding me? 1400 00:57:57,918 --> 00:58:00,626 - Holy shit! Oh, my God! - Ten? 1401 00:58:00,710 --> 00:58:02,501 - We rented a house in Bolinas. - Oh, nice! 1402 00:58:02,585 --> 00:58:04,751 - Really nice. So foggy, and... - Really lovely, yeah. 1403 00:58:04,835 --> 00:58:07,085 - We were so energized. - So energized. 1404 00:58:07,168 --> 00:58:08,751 You feel superhuman. 1405 00:58:08,835 --> 00:58:10,376 - Honestly, it was... - It was a high. 1406 00:58:10,460 --> 00:58:12,126 It was, for me, the best in my life. 1407 00:58:12,210 --> 00:58:14,710 It was the best experience that we've had. It really was. 1408 00:58:14,793 --> 00:58:16,710 - God! - Wow. God bless you. 1409 00:58:16,793 --> 00:58:19,293 - Vanessa must be great. - Yeah. 1410 00:58:19,376 --> 00:58:21,418 Is she just, like... I'm imagining just like a... 1411 00:58:21,501 --> 00:58:23,418 like a ball of youthful energy. 1412 00:58:23,501 --> 00:58:26,168 - Is she just, like, young...? - No, Vanessa's very mature. 1413 00:58:26,251 --> 00:58:27,793 She's old? 1414 00:58:27,876 --> 00:58:29,543 - No, I wouldn't say she's... - Well, she's... 1415 00:58:29,626 --> 00:58:31,210 That means she's really old if you don't know. 1416 00:58:31,293 --> 00:58:32,710 - She's old. - No... 1417 00:58:32,793 --> 00:58:34,085 Older... 1418 00:58:34,168 --> 00:58:35,585 Next time you're in there, count the rings. 1419 00:58:35,668 --> 00:58:37,293 A veteran in our group. 1420 00:58:37,376 --> 00:58:39,043 She's the most experienced person in our... 1421 00:58:39,126 --> 00:58:40,543 She's an oldie, but a goodie. 1422 00:58:40,626 --> 00:58:43,168 I've learned so much from that woman. 1423 00:58:43,251 --> 00:58:46,835 She knows everything about the depth of tantric sex. 1424 00:58:46,918 --> 00:58:49,668 - Oh. - Not jizzing. Like Sting. 1425 00:58:49,751 --> 00:58:51,251 She got me to hold onto my chi. 1426 00:58:51,335 --> 00:58:53,460 - Wow. - She pushed us into anal. 1427 00:58:53,543 --> 00:58:55,751 - Pushed you into anal? - Into anal. 1428 00:58:55,835 --> 00:58:57,501 It's not for everybody, but... 1429 00:58:57,585 --> 00:58:58,876 I hope she pushed you gently. 1430 00:58:58,960 --> 00:59:01,168 - We did really like it. - I do love anal. 1431 00:59:01,251 --> 00:59:02,876 Yeah. Who doesn't? Who doesn't love anal? 1432 00:59:02,960 --> 00:59:05,085 - Holidays, weekends... - Special occasions. 1433 00:59:05,168 --> 00:59:07,085 - Yeah. - But I love giving it. 1434 00:59:07,168 --> 00:59:08,793 Oh! 1435 00:59:08,876 --> 00:59:12,543 And I don't wanna speak for him, but he loves receiving it. 1436 00:59:12,626 --> 00:59:14,918 - Oh! - I actually really do. 1437 00:59:15,001 --> 00:59:16,668 I get a lot of value out of it. 1438 00:59:16,751 --> 00:59:20,043 Pegging! That's... Podcast! That's what that is, right? 1439 00:59:20,126 --> 00:59:21,418 - You wear a... - A strap-on. 1440 00:59:21,501 --> 00:59:23,626 - A strap-on. - Oh, wow! Cool. 1441 00:59:23,710 --> 00:59:25,501 Vanessa likes a handheld device. 1442 00:59:25,585 --> 00:59:26,960 Wow. 1443 00:59:27,043 --> 00:59:28,501 But it's not really about penetration. 1444 00:59:28,585 --> 00:59:29,876 I mean, it is a little. 1445 00:59:29,960 --> 00:59:31,085 No, it's not really about penetration. 1446 00:59:31,168 --> 00:59:32,668 - It's about surrender. - Oh. 1447 00:59:32,751 --> 00:59:34,501 Yeah, you just gotta surrender that body. 1448 00:59:34,585 --> 00:59:36,043 Yeah. Surrender that bod. 1449 00:59:36,126 --> 00:59:37,251 Just give it. 1450 00:59:37,335 --> 00:59:38,751 'Cause sex is not a thing you do. 1451 00:59:38,835 --> 00:59:40,543 It's a place you go. 1452 00:59:40,626 --> 00:59:42,543 Is the place Hawk's butthole? 1453 00:59:42,626 --> 00:59:44,335 - Sometimes - On birthdays. 1454 00:59:44,418 --> 00:59:45,793 Wow! And the menu thing is cool 1455 00:59:45,876 --> 00:59:48,626 because anyone who has a fantasy can just order. 1456 00:59:48,710 --> 00:59:50,835 The menu is amazing. You've got bondage, 1457 00:59:50,918 --> 00:59:53,293 you've got role playing, you've got... 1458 00:59:53,376 --> 00:59:55,835 - DP. You have... - DP? 1459 00:59:55,918 --> 00:59:59,001 DP. Uh... double penetration, right? 1460 00:59:59,085 --> 01:00:00,710 I mean, I'm assuming... Is that not...? 1461 01:00:00,793 --> 01:00:02,293 - It's on the menu. - I don't do that. 1462 01:00:02,376 --> 01:00:05,001 - No. - We don't. We... 1463 01:00:05,085 --> 01:00:07,210 Porn tropes don't tend to be our group's thing. 1464 01:00:07,293 --> 01:00:08,918 - But it is on the menu. - Don't wanna be tropey. 1465 01:00:09,001 --> 01:00:10,543 Hey, it's on the menu. 1466 01:00:10,626 --> 01:00:12,376 - Yeah. I mean, I just... - It's on the menu. 1467 01:00:12,460 --> 01:00:14,126 Might not... I'm just saying. We don't have to judge it. 1468 01:00:14,210 --> 01:00:17,126 It's something that some people might have on there. 1469 01:00:17,210 --> 01:00:18,626 - Double penetration. - Double penetration. 1470 01:00:18,710 --> 01:00:20,293 You were listing other stuff. 1471 01:00:20,376 --> 01:00:21,793 Hey, you're a fireman who likes to be pegged, so... 1472 01:00:21,876 --> 01:00:23,293 - Firefighter. - Firefighter. 1473 01:00:23,376 --> 01:00:25,793 He loves to be pegged. 1474 01:00:25,876 --> 01:00:27,626 - So, fair point, fair point. - Yes. 1475 01:00:27,710 --> 01:00:29,085 I'm just, yeah... 1476 01:00:29,168 --> 01:00:31,168 Honestly, like... 1477 01:00:32,710 --> 01:00:34,835 This is not how I was expecting this to go. 1478 01:00:34,918 --> 01:00:36,876 And I... 1479 01:00:36,960 --> 01:00:39,335 I honestly feel like I have much more insight 1480 01:00:39,418 --> 01:00:41,960 into what the fuck is going on up there, 1481 01:00:42,043 --> 01:00:44,251 and I feel better about it 'cause it's not... 1482 01:00:44,335 --> 01:00:46,668 you know, your run-of-the-mill married people sex. 1483 01:00:46,751 --> 01:00:48,793 I guess it is something exceptional 1484 01:00:48,876 --> 01:00:50,335 happening above our heads. 1485 01:00:50,418 --> 01:00:52,751 - Yes. - Thank you for telling us. 1486 01:00:52,835 --> 01:00:54,876 And I guess ultimately, just... 1487 01:00:54,960 --> 01:00:56,710 you know, maybe try to keep it down. 1488 01:00:56,793 --> 01:00:59,376 If you have another big birthday or holiday, Arbor Day, 1489 01:00:59,460 --> 01:01:01,585 maybe go to Bolinas again. 1490 01:01:01,668 --> 01:01:03,501 Get an Airbnb. Thank you. 1491 01:01:03,585 --> 01:01:05,335 Thank you for being so understanding 1492 01:01:05,418 --> 01:01:07,001 and accepting and so warm. 1493 01:01:07,085 --> 01:01:10,543 - We accept. We are accepting. - My new friends! 1494 01:01:11,418 --> 01:01:15,210 - Thank you. - Guys! 1495 01:01:15,293 --> 01:01:16,668 - That's very sweet. - I love this. 1496 01:01:16,751 --> 01:01:17,876 This is so lovely. 1497 01:01:17,960 --> 01:01:19,376 I know we haven't hung out a lot, 1498 01:01:19,460 --> 01:01:22,126 but you guys have seemed cool and progressive. 1499 01:01:22,210 --> 01:01:25,376 We are, yeah. I mean, I'm an independent, technically. 1500 01:01:25,460 --> 01:01:27,168 - But no, we're pretty, uh... - Not like the Anavias. 1501 01:01:27,251 --> 01:01:29,085 No, we're more... They're single penetration. 1502 01:01:29,168 --> 01:01:32,501 - They don't seem very open. - Not at all. 1503 01:01:32,585 --> 01:01:34,251 Exactly. 1504 01:01:34,335 --> 01:01:37,085 You guys, when you stop fighting, you're really funny. 1505 01:01:37,168 --> 01:01:39,418 We are... pretty chill. 1506 01:01:39,501 --> 01:01:42,501 I knew Angela was cool, but Joe, I... I didn't... 1507 01:01:42,585 --> 01:01:44,043 - I wasn't sure. - Oh, yeah? 1508 01:01:44,126 --> 01:01:46,126 - Getting to hang out now, I... - Thanks. 1509 01:01:46,210 --> 01:01:47,668 I don't know, I really appreciate it. 1510 01:01:47,751 --> 01:01:49,168 How'd you know she was so cool? 1511 01:01:49,251 --> 01:01:51,543 - Because I'm cool. I'm cool! - Oh, yeah. 1512 01:01:51,626 --> 01:01:53,668 - There's this thing... - Look at this face. 1513 01:01:53,751 --> 01:01:55,960 - And the window thing. - Piña knows I'm cool. 1514 01:01:56,043 --> 01:01:59,293 The what? The window thing? 1515 01:01:59,376 --> 01:02:00,668 - What window thing? - No... 1516 01:02:00,751 --> 01:02:02,085 What window thing? 1517 01:02:02,168 --> 01:02:03,918 What window thing are you talking about? 1518 01:02:04,001 --> 01:02:09,710 Angela likes to be looked at naked in the window sometimes. 1519 01:02:11,835 --> 01:02:13,668 You've seen my wife naked? 1520 01:02:13,751 --> 01:02:15,168 No, not in person. 1521 01:02:15,251 --> 01:02:16,751 Not in person. 1522 01:02:16,835 --> 01:02:20,918 She likes to walk around... through the window. 1523 01:02:21,001 --> 01:02:23,001 Just through the window. 1524 01:02:23,085 --> 01:02:27,126 It's a little cute ritual she does. 1525 01:02:36,293 --> 01:02:37,376 What the fuck? 1526 01:02:41,876 --> 01:02:43,543 - What is he talking about? - Nothing. 1527 01:02:43,626 --> 01:02:44,835 - What is he talking about? - Nothing, nothing. 1528 01:02:44,918 --> 01:02:46,376 Tell me what he is talking about. 1529 01:02:46,460 --> 01:02:49,126 That might have happened, like, once by accident. 1530 01:02:49,210 --> 01:02:50,960 - I don't... This is... - I mean, 1531 01:02:51,043 --> 01:02:52,960 it happened more than once, but... 1532 01:02:53,043 --> 01:02:55,085 Word on the street is it was more than once. 1533 01:02:55,168 --> 01:02:56,668 Is this a big deal? 1534 01:02:56,751 --> 01:02:58,085 Why do I feel like everyone knows something here, 1535 01:02:58,168 --> 01:03:00,251 except for me? 1536 01:03:00,335 --> 01:03:02,085 I want you to come here and explain to me 1537 01:03:02,168 --> 01:03:05,376 what the fuck is going on, please. 1538 01:03:05,460 --> 01:03:07,168 - You want me to explain? - I would love that. 1539 01:03:07,251 --> 01:03:09,085 - I will explain myself, Joe. - Please do. 1540 01:03:09,168 --> 01:03:10,751 The first time, I was coming outta the shower... 1541 01:03:10,835 --> 01:03:12,376 The first time! 1542 01:03:12,460 --> 01:03:15,835 ...I was nude, and I was on my way to the living room, 1543 01:03:15,918 --> 01:03:19,960 and I looked up, and he saw me, and I saw him seeing me, 1544 01:03:20,043 --> 01:03:21,293 and then I kept going. 1545 01:03:21,376 --> 01:03:22,960 That is exactly what happened. 1546 01:03:23,043 --> 01:03:24,210 Will you shut the fuck up, Hawk? 1547 01:03:24,293 --> 01:03:25,835 And then since then, after I shower, 1548 01:03:25,918 --> 01:03:28,835 I walk past knowing that he might be watching me. 1549 01:03:28,918 --> 01:03:31,751 My God, it's a little sick ritual you guys have together? 1550 01:03:31,835 --> 01:03:34,585 It is. It is like a little ritual that I actually enjoy 1551 01:03:34,668 --> 01:03:36,251 because it makes me feel good, 1552 01:03:36,335 --> 01:03:39,418 because I do in fact like to be looked at naked, Joe. 1553 01:03:39,501 --> 01:03:41,126 - Is that OK? - No, it's not OK. 1554 01:03:41,210 --> 01:03:42,585 Why would that be OK? 1555 01:03:42,668 --> 01:03:44,210 It's not like I'm looking at him in the eyes. 1556 01:03:44,293 --> 01:03:45,585 I've never made eye contact. 1557 01:03:45,668 --> 01:03:47,335 - No, never once. - Who gives a fuck? 1558 01:03:47,418 --> 01:03:48,960 What does that have to do with anything? 1559 01:03:49,043 --> 01:03:51,001 - That is a huge deal. - No, it isn't. 1560 01:03:51,085 --> 01:03:53,418 I don't care about that at all! 1561 01:03:53,501 --> 01:03:56,001 Do you even care? You barely look at me. 1562 01:03:56,085 --> 01:03:57,710 I don't even understand why you're upset. 1563 01:03:57,793 --> 01:03:59,918 So, this is somehow my fault. 1564 01:04:00,001 --> 01:04:01,460 That's fucking crazy! 1565 01:04:01,543 --> 01:04:03,543 That's why you don't want curtains on the window, 1566 01:04:03,626 --> 01:04:06,085 so the fireman can see your fucking tits. 1567 01:04:06,168 --> 01:04:07,626 This is fucked, Angela. 1568 01:04:07,710 --> 01:04:10,418 But Joe, it's not fucked. It's not. It's not. 1569 01:04:10,501 --> 01:04:12,043 How is this not fucked? 1570 01:04:12,126 --> 01:04:13,793 Please enlighten me and say how this isn't fucked. 1571 01:04:13,876 --> 01:04:15,335 I think what she's doing is great. 1572 01:04:15,418 --> 01:04:16,543 It's actually very helpful. 1573 01:04:16,626 --> 01:04:18,418 - For whom? - For her! 1574 01:04:18,501 --> 01:04:20,418 And for us. Women. 1575 01:04:20,501 --> 01:04:21,960 You know how many women let go 1576 01:04:22,043 --> 01:04:24,585 of their erotic aspirations for good? 1577 01:04:24,668 --> 01:04:26,710 You know how difficult it is, what she's doing, 1578 01:04:26,793 --> 01:04:28,251 that she's trying to connect with that part 1579 01:04:28,335 --> 01:04:29,626 that she had lost? Good for you. 1580 01:04:29,710 --> 01:04:31,335 - Thank you. - Bravo. Great work. 1581 01:04:31,418 --> 01:04:32,960 - Very important work. - Fuck you! It is important. 1582 01:04:33,043 --> 01:04:34,626 Hope you got a fucking Pulitzer for this shit. 1583 01:04:34,710 --> 01:04:35,960 - It is important. - Yeah? 1584 01:04:36,043 --> 01:04:38,251 Yes. What do we all want? Be honest. 1585 01:04:38,335 --> 01:04:41,668 To desire to be desired. 1586 01:04:41,751 --> 01:04:44,251 Maybe that's why you look at my boobs in the elevator 1587 01:04:44,335 --> 01:04:47,876 - every time I see you. - Oh... Really? 1588 01:04:47,960 --> 01:04:49,710 Joe looks at your boobs in the elevator. 1589 01:04:49,793 --> 01:04:51,210 I'm so sorry, Piña. 1590 01:04:51,293 --> 01:04:52,835 Really, Joe? Wow! 1591 01:04:52,918 --> 01:04:54,585 He thinks I don't notice, but I do. 1592 01:04:54,668 --> 01:04:56,501 It's like a little game we have, right? 1593 01:04:56,585 --> 01:04:58,126 Such a fucking hypocrite. 1594 01:04:58,210 --> 01:05:00,460 I don't... I don't... They're out there sometimes. 1595 01:05:00,543 --> 01:05:02,543 - They're hard not to see. - Let me ask you something. 1596 01:05:02,626 --> 01:05:04,876 When you look at my boobs, 1597 01:05:04,960 --> 01:05:08,210 do they seem - my boobs - 1598 01:05:08,293 --> 01:05:10,293 do they seem out of reach to you? 1599 01:05:10,376 --> 01:05:11,876 No, it's a small elevator. 1600 01:05:11,960 --> 01:05:13,793 I could just grab 'em if I wanted. 1601 01:05:13,876 --> 01:05:17,210 - That's not what I'm asking. - What are you asking? 1602 01:05:17,293 --> 01:05:21,335 Do you feel worthy of desiring them? 1603 01:05:22,793 --> 01:05:26,210 I've never thought about that for one fucking second. 1604 01:05:26,293 --> 01:05:29,043 Do me a favor. Please look at my boobs right now. 1605 01:05:29,126 --> 01:05:31,835 - What is happening right now? - Look at them. Look at them. 1606 01:05:31,918 --> 01:05:33,293 I don't want to right now. 1607 01:05:33,376 --> 01:05:35,085 - Look! - Look at them. 1608 01:05:35,168 --> 01:05:36,835 - Joe, look at them. - I don't wanna right now. 1609 01:05:36,918 --> 01:05:38,793 - Don't be rude. - It's fine. You just enjoy it. 1610 01:05:38,876 --> 01:05:40,710 Don't be rude! Look at them. 1611 01:05:40,793 --> 01:05:42,168 I don't wanna look at them. I don't... 1612 01:05:42,251 --> 01:05:44,710 Why are you teaming up on me, for God's sakes? 1613 01:05:44,793 --> 01:05:46,710 Look, I'm not a sicko like you. 1614 01:05:46,793 --> 01:05:49,626 I ain't gonna look at another man's wife's fucking tits 1615 01:05:49,710 --> 01:05:51,793 to jerk off to, OK? I'm normal. 1616 01:05:51,876 --> 01:05:53,543 - Who's doing that? - You're doing that. 1617 01:05:53,626 --> 01:05:54,960 - Who? - You! 1618 01:05:55,043 --> 01:05:56,418 - When? - Every morning, apparently. 1619 01:05:56,501 --> 01:05:58,335 What? No. I... 1620 01:05:58,418 --> 01:05:59,876 I make love to Piña. 1621 01:05:59,960 --> 01:06:02,876 I tell her about Angela when I see her, 1622 01:06:02,960 --> 01:06:05,001 and she likes it. 1623 01:06:05,085 --> 01:06:06,418 It's our thing. 1624 01:06:06,501 --> 01:06:12,001 Oh, you guys talk about me when you're... 1625 01:06:12,085 --> 01:06:14,960 - Yes, my love, of course we do. - Yeah. 1626 01:06:15,043 --> 01:06:16,793 Oh... 1627 01:06:16,876 --> 01:06:18,501 Really? 1628 01:06:18,585 --> 01:06:20,001 A lot. 1629 01:06:20,085 --> 01:06:21,418 Wow! 1630 01:06:21,501 --> 01:06:22,710 I see what's happening right now, Angela. 1631 01:06:22,793 --> 01:06:25,126 - What? - This whole thing was a setup. 1632 01:06:25,210 --> 01:06:27,376 You planned this whole fucking thing right now. 1633 01:06:27,460 --> 01:06:28,876 - What are you talking about? - Holy shit! 1634 01:06:28,960 --> 01:06:30,835 The cheese, the soufflé and the meat, 1635 01:06:30,918 --> 01:06:32,460 and you didn't tell me they were coming. 1636 01:06:32,543 --> 01:06:34,293 You were trying to have a threesome with these people. 1637 01:06:34,376 --> 01:06:36,835 You knew they were fucking other people up there, 1638 01:06:36,918 --> 01:06:38,835 and you planned this whole thing. 1639 01:06:38,918 --> 01:06:41,460 This is fucking crazy, even for you, Angela. 1640 01:06:41,543 --> 01:06:42,835 What the fuck, Joe! 1641 01:06:42,918 --> 01:06:44,335 I was just trying to have a nice night 1642 01:06:44,418 --> 01:06:45,751 with some fucking wine and cheese. 1643 01:06:45,835 --> 01:06:47,001 What are you talking about? 1644 01:06:47,085 --> 01:06:48,668 You wanna all fuck each other! 1645 01:06:48,751 --> 01:06:51,335 You've been plotting this whole thing behind my back. 1646 01:06:51,418 --> 01:06:53,668 - Stop laughing at me. - Joe. Joe. 1647 01:06:53,751 --> 01:06:55,335 - Joe... - What? 1648 01:06:55,418 --> 01:06:57,251 That is not what has been happening. 1649 01:06:57,335 --> 01:06:59,210 - No? Then what? - No, of course not. 1650 01:06:59,293 --> 01:07:00,751 Did we ever talk to Angela about this? 1651 01:07:00,835 --> 01:07:02,793 - Never. - Never. Never. 1652 01:07:02,876 --> 01:07:06,168 I mean, it's... It is sort of why we came down here, but... 1653 01:07:12,376 --> 01:07:15,376 Do not speak Spanish. Stop it. 1654 01:07:18,126 --> 01:07:19,710 Stop speaking Spanish! 1655 01:07:21,001 --> 01:07:23,501 OK. OK. OK. 1656 01:07:24,585 --> 01:07:26,376 Joe, Angela... 1657 01:07:26,460 --> 01:07:28,460 Um... 1658 01:07:28,543 --> 01:07:31,376 We did come down here tonight to invite you. 1659 01:07:32,376 --> 01:07:34,960 - Invite us...? - To join us. 1660 01:07:35,918 --> 01:07:37,876 Join you for... 1661 01:07:37,960 --> 01:07:39,501 - For sex. - ...sex. 1662 01:07:40,418 --> 01:07:42,418 - Sex. - For group sex. 1663 01:07:43,210 --> 01:07:44,251 What else? 1664 01:07:45,376 --> 01:07:47,501 - Us? - Yes. 1665 01:07:47,585 --> 01:07:50,293 - Me? - Both of you. 1666 01:07:50,376 --> 01:07:51,710 Both of who? 1667 01:07:51,793 --> 01:07:54,168 - Both of you. - Including me? 1668 01:07:54,251 --> 01:07:57,376 Yeah, both... Both of you means you. 1669 01:07:57,460 --> 01:07:59,126 - Did you hear that, Joe? - I did. 1670 01:07:59,210 --> 01:08:00,918 - Angela, did you hear that? - Sure did. 1671 01:08:01,001 --> 01:08:02,710 You heard that, too? All right. 1672 01:08:02,793 --> 01:08:06,793 We've been talking about this for quite a while, actually. 1673 01:08:06,876 --> 01:08:08,251 Oh? 1674 01:08:08,335 --> 01:08:11,876 We feel a very strong connection with you guys. 1675 01:08:12,335 --> 01:08:13,835 OK. 1676 01:08:13,918 --> 01:08:15,710 We were getting signals, you know, in the window. 1677 01:08:15,793 --> 01:08:17,460 - OK. - In the elevator. 1678 01:08:17,543 --> 01:08:20,710 They seem to be very warm signals. 1679 01:08:20,793 --> 01:08:23,418 - Signals we liked. So... - Wow! 1680 01:08:23,501 --> 01:08:25,876 That's what this has been about. 1681 01:08:25,960 --> 01:08:27,210 OK? 1682 01:08:27,293 --> 01:08:29,835 That is so nice. Thank you. 1683 01:08:29,918 --> 01:08:31,960 - Yeah. - Oh, say thank you, Joe. 1684 01:08:32,043 --> 01:08:34,501 - Thank you. - Thank you. Very flattering. 1685 01:08:34,585 --> 01:08:36,251 - Feel very complimented. - Mm-hmm. 1686 01:08:36,335 --> 01:08:39,376 We find you very, very attractive. 1687 01:08:40,668 --> 01:08:44,460 - Thank you. - We talk about you. 1688 01:08:44,543 --> 01:08:46,335 I know. 1689 01:08:46,418 --> 01:08:48,460 You talk about my orgasms. 1690 01:08:48,543 --> 01:08:50,626 - Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. - A lot. 1691 01:08:51,668 --> 01:08:54,210 - We really do. Yeah. - OK. 1692 01:08:54,293 --> 01:08:56,126 I think, um... even before we came down, 1693 01:08:56,210 --> 01:08:59,585 we said you guys have a real quiet sex appeal. 1694 01:08:59,668 --> 01:09:02,335 So do you two, too... as well. 1695 01:09:02,418 --> 01:09:03,835 - I wouldn't say it was quiet. - No. 1696 01:09:07,168 --> 01:09:09,710 So, we want to propose to you 1697 01:09:09,793 --> 01:09:13,168 that we share a sexual experience together. OK? 1698 01:09:13,876 --> 01:09:16,251 Just to be clear... 1699 01:09:16,335 --> 01:09:20,460 You, you, her... and me? 1700 01:09:20,543 --> 01:09:21,585 - Yes. - Me too? 1701 01:09:21,668 --> 01:09:23,126 - Yes, also you. - OK. 1702 01:09:23,210 --> 01:09:24,710 - Yes. - OK. 1703 01:09:24,793 --> 01:09:27,876 But, but, but... it doesn't have to be tonight, OK? 1704 01:09:27,960 --> 01:09:30,001 - Oh... Right. - No pressure. 1705 01:09:30,085 --> 01:09:32,418 - But it could be. - Could be tonight. 1706 01:09:32,501 --> 01:09:34,501 - I brought condoms and... - Condoms! 1707 01:09:34,585 --> 01:09:35,793 Wow! 1708 01:09:35,876 --> 01:09:38,418 - It's like it's pre 9/11. - Wow! 1709 01:09:38,501 --> 01:09:40,001 How do... 1710 01:09:40,085 --> 01:09:42,460 Hypothetically speaking, like, if this were something 1711 01:09:42,543 --> 01:09:44,918 that we were to consider proceeding with... 1712 01:09:45,001 --> 01:09:47,376 Yeah, how would this shake down? 1713 01:09:47,460 --> 01:09:51,293 What would the procedural protocol be, technically? 1714 01:09:51,376 --> 01:09:53,501 - The procedural protocol? - Yeah. 1715 01:09:53,585 --> 01:09:55,835 - Just... to know. - Just to know. 1716 01:09:55,918 --> 01:09:57,918 Just so we could, yeah... 1717 01:09:58,001 --> 01:09:59,668 I mean, that's what we were talking about. 1718 01:09:59,751 --> 01:10:01,543 Right! Just, like, to recap really quick. 1719 01:10:01,626 --> 01:10:06,418 Just, specifically, how would this work? 1720 01:10:07,335 --> 01:10:09,626 We can all be together. 1721 01:10:09,710 --> 01:10:12,501 - We can watch you. - You don't wanna do that. 1722 01:10:12,585 --> 01:10:15,543 We could, um... obviously swap. 1723 01:10:15,626 --> 01:10:18,001 - Uh-huh. - Swap. A little swaparoo. 1724 01:10:18,085 --> 01:10:22,960 Sometimes it helps to... to add a neutral element. 1725 01:10:23,043 --> 01:10:24,418 Like a referee. 1726 01:10:26,335 --> 01:10:27,793 Carolina... 1727 01:10:29,710 --> 01:10:31,210 No Pepe, no Thomas. 1728 01:10:31,293 --> 01:10:33,543 Think I'm with Hawk on this one. No Pepe, no Thomas. 1729 01:10:33,626 --> 01:10:35,251 - I think... - Yeah. 1730 01:10:35,335 --> 01:10:37,293 - It's whatever we want... - Whatever you want. 1731 01:10:37,376 --> 01:10:39,460 ...and whenever. - Whenever. 1732 01:10:39,543 --> 01:10:41,960 Consider it an open invite. 1733 01:10:42,043 --> 01:10:43,376 - All right. - Right. 1734 01:10:43,460 --> 01:10:48,543 But tonight, again, tonight is on the table. 1735 01:10:48,626 --> 01:10:50,293 OK. 1736 01:10:50,376 --> 01:10:52,168 Weeknights are tough because of Maggie. 1737 01:10:52,251 --> 01:10:53,626 Weekends... also tough. 1738 01:10:53,710 --> 01:10:55,085 I'm actually training for a half-marathon. 1739 01:10:55,168 --> 01:10:56,585 They're inviting us to an orgy, 1740 01:10:56,668 --> 01:10:59,126 and you're giving them your Google calendar? 1741 01:10:59,210 --> 01:11:00,668 You overthink everything! 1742 01:11:00,751 --> 01:11:02,376 You're overthinking this as well. 1743 01:11:02,460 --> 01:11:04,793 At least I'm brave enough to get into scheduling. 1744 01:11:04,876 --> 01:11:06,918 You've literally offered me no logistical help. 1745 01:11:07,001 --> 01:11:08,835 - I'll do this. - Oh, really? 1746 01:11:08,918 --> 01:11:11,085 I'll schedule it for right now. I'll fuck you guys right now. 1747 01:11:11,168 --> 01:11:14,001 Incredible how unsexy you're managing to make this moment! 1748 01:11:14,085 --> 01:11:17,168 OK, OK, OK, I'm... I'm getting worried. 1749 01:11:17,251 --> 01:11:21,168 - Why? - Yeah, because... hmm...! 1750 01:11:21,251 --> 01:11:25,626 As horny as I am right now, I just... 1751 01:11:25,710 --> 01:11:29,001 We cannot do this from an angry place. 1752 01:11:29,085 --> 01:11:31,126 - We're not angry. - I'm actually no angry. 1753 01:11:31,210 --> 01:11:34,335 This is me happy. You just haven't seen it yet. 1754 01:11:34,418 --> 01:11:36,751 I don't think you guys are there. 1755 01:11:36,835 --> 01:11:38,460 We're there. I can't speak for him, 1756 01:11:38,543 --> 01:11:39,960 but personally, I'm very there. 1757 01:11:40,043 --> 01:11:41,543 I feel very good about this. I feel there. 1758 01:11:41,626 --> 01:11:43,376 - I would actually do this. - I would do this. 1759 01:11:43,460 --> 01:11:44,960 - You would actually do this? - Yeah. Do you wanna do this? 1760 01:11:45,043 --> 01:11:46,418 - I would do this. - We're doing this. 1761 01:11:46,501 --> 01:11:48,126 I think we would do this. 1762 01:11:48,210 --> 01:11:50,876 If this connection is not coming from a healthy place... 1763 01:11:50,960 --> 01:11:54,918 - Very healthy! - We are in need of expansion. 1764 01:11:55,001 --> 01:11:57,501 I think it'd be very healthy for us on an emotional level, 1765 01:11:57,585 --> 01:11:58,960 just in a positive way. 1766 01:11:59,043 --> 01:12:00,835 - That's a good reason. - That is a good reason. 1767 01:12:00,918 --> 01:12:02,501 - Everyone's a little buzzed. - Yeah. 1768 01:12:02,585 --> 01:12:05,376 - Feeling good, feeling loose. - They're good reasons. 1769 01:12:05,460 --> 01:12:06,876 - We haven't eaten too much. - Right. 1770 01:12:06,960 --> 01:12:08,335 We have relatively empty stomachs. 1771 01:12:08,418 --> 01:12:10,085 Yeah, and Maggie's not home. 1772 01:12:10,168 --> 01:12:12,210 I'm sorry. I just mean it's, like, a good time 1773 01:12:12,293 --> 01:12:14,543 because it's a free time. It's a good time for us. 1774 01:12:14,626 --> 01:12:16,251 I'd say there's, uh... 1775 01:12:16,335 --> 01:12:19,251 - no time like ahora. - Yeah. 1776 01:12:19,335 --> 01:12:20,835 - Ahora. - Ahora. 1777 01:12:20,918 --> 01:12:23,210 - I'm good with ahora. - Yeah! 1778 01:12:23,293 --> 01:12:25,043 - Ahora. - Definitely ahora. 1779 01:12:25,126 --> 01:12:26,251 Yeah. 1780 01:12:29,126 --> 01:12:32,626 I don't think this is the night for all of us together. 1781 01:12:33,376 --> 01:12:36,085 - Right. - Fuck! 1782 01:12:36,168 --> 01:12:39,960 But we could try to connect separately. 1783 01:12:40,835 --> 01:12:42,168 Oh? 1784 01:12:42,251 --> 01:12:44,418 - Yeah. - All right. 1785 01:12:44,501 --> 01:12:46,043 - Yeah. - OK. 1786 01:12:46,126 --> 01:12:47,668 - Joe. - Yes? 1787 01:12:47,751 --> 01:12:49,585 How would you feel about spending a little bit of time 1788 01:12:49,668 --> 01:12:51,001 alone with me? 1789 01:12:53,001 --> 01:12:55,168 - How would you feel about that? - Mm, I'm... 1790 01:12:55,251 --> 01:12:56,543 You'd feel good about it? 1791 01:12:56,626 --> 01:12:58,376 - You'd feel OK about it? - Mm-hmm. 1792 01:12:58,460 --> 01:13:01,585 Then I would also feel good about that as a plan of action 1793 01:13:01,668 --> 01:13:03,876 I would be willing to proceed with. 1794 01:13:04,501 --> 01:13:06,418 Angela? 1795 01:13:06,501 --> 01:13:08,793 - Uh... - Knock yourself out! 1796 01:13:08,876 --> 01:13:12,626 Yeah. I do... Yes! That. Yes. 1797 01:13:12,710 --> 01:13:15,043 - Look at us. - OK. 1798 01:13:15,126 --> 01:13:16,460 - Whew! - Hey... come on. 1799 01:13:16,543 --> 01:13:18,835 - OK. - OK. Yeah. 1800 01:13:20,793 --> 01:13:22,168 We're gonna separate but still be together, 1801 01:13:22,251 --> 01:13:24,876 so... feeling positive? 1802 01:13:24,960 --> 01:13:26,293 Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. 1803 01:13:26,376 --> 01:13:28,293 Joe, any reservations? 1804 01:13:29,085 --> 01:13:30,960 I would maybe prefer 1805 01:13:31,043 --> 01:13:33,668 not to have pegging performed on my body. 1806 01:13:33,751 --> 01:13:35,501 - Oh, I... I respect that. - Thanks. 1807 01:13:35,585 --> 01:13:37,335 Positive otherwise, though. OK? 1808 01:13:37,418 --> 01:13:39,001 Yes. Yeah. 1809 01:13:39,085 --> 01:13:41,585 So, your bedroom? 1810 01:13:41,668 --> 01:13:42,668 - No! - Not our bedroom. 1811 01:13:42,751 --> 01:13:44,418 - No, no, no. - Maggie? 1812 01:13:44,501 --> 01:13:47,418 - No! Gross. Uh... - Maybe... 1813 01:13:47,501 --> 01:13:48,751 - ...your office. - ...my office. 1814 01:13:48,835 --> 01:13:49,918 - We could... - I like your office. 1815 01:13:50,001 --> 01:13:51,501 - Oh! - It's nice. 1816 01:13:51,585 --> 01:13:53,585 You guys could take the, um... arts and craft room. 1817 01:13:53,668 --> 01:13:55,626 No, I think it's too small. I feel like the kitchen is... 1818 01:13:55,710 --> 01:13:57,293 - Maybe the kitchen. - Is that OK? 1819 01:13:57,376 --> 01:13:58,751 - We'll make that work. - It's just renovated. 1820 01:13:58,835 --> 01:14:00,001 We'll make it work. 1821 01:14:00,085 --> 01:14:02,501 - Great. - Cool. 1822 01:14:02,585 --> 01:14:05,876 Good luck. Enjoy, everybody. 1823 01:14:05,960 --> 01:14:07,876 - Thank you, yes. - See you soon. 1824 01:14:07,960 --> 01:14:10,585 - Feel very good about all this. - Great, very positive. 1825 01:14:10,668 --> 01:14:13,585 - Cool. - Angela... 1826 01:14:13,668 --> 01:14:15,376 Oh, hello! 1827 01:14:19,543 --> 01:14:21,126 Namaste. 1828 01:14:22,335 --> 01:14:23,876 OK. 1829 01:14:23,960 --> 01:14:25,543 OK. Hi. 1830 01:14:26,293 --> 01:14:28,251 Uh, Joe. 1831 01:14:29,876 --> 01:14:31,460 Oh. 1832 01:14:31,543 --> 01:14:33,918 - Cheers. - Thank you. Great. 1833 01:14:34,585 --> 01:14:35,793 OK... 1834 01:14:48,793 --> 01:14:50,335 I meant to do the dishes 1835 01:14:50,418 --> 01:14:52,376 before you guys arrived tonight. 1836 01:14:52,460 --> 01:14:55,835 Just give me a second - I'm gonna wipe the countertops. 1837 01:14:55,918 --> 01:14:58,210 I meant to do it before you guys... 1838 01:14:58,293 --> 01:15:02,543 I mean... 1839 01:15:02,626 --> 01:15:04,376 - I'll just do the dishwasher. - Oh, no. 1840 01:15:04,460 --> 01:15:06,043 Really quick! I can do it... I'll be so fast! 1841 01:15:06,126 --> 01:15:08,418 - You don't have to do that now. - No? 1842 01:15:08,501 --> 01:15:10,918 Wait. I... One second! 1843 01:15:14,210 --> 01:15:15,960 - Um... - Better, right? No? 1844 01:15:44,085 --> 01:15:45,835 This is a stupid blouse. 1845 01:15:55,001 --> 01:15:56,293 Oops. 1846 01:16:00,960 --> 01:16:02,835 - Do you want help with that? - Nope. No, no. 1847 01:16:03,751 --> 01:16:06,043 Just... one second! 1848 01:16:07,001 --> 01:16:08,460 Fuck me! 1849 01:16:23,210 --> 01:16:26,001 ♪ You think I'd leave your side, baby... ♪ 1850 01:16:26,085 --> 01:16:27,918 Oh! Uh... 1851 01:16:29,543 --> 01:16:32,460 ♪ You know me better than that 1852 01:16:33,835 --> 01:16:35,668 It is a good song. 1853 01:16:35,751 --> 01:16:40,418 ♪ You think I'd leave you down when you're down on your knees 1854 01:16:43,460 --> 01:16:45,460 ♪ I wouldn't do that... ♪ 1855 01:16:45,543 --> 01:16:48,001 Hey! 1856 01:16:48,085 --> 01:16:49,876 Oh! Sorry! Sorry! 1857 01:16:51,418 --> 01:16:56,668 ♪ If only you could see into me 1858 01:17:03,043 --> 01:17:08,835 ♪ Oh, when you're cold 1859 01:17:08,918 --> 01:17:12,043 ♪ I'll be there 1860 01:17:12,126 --> 01:17:15,876 ♪ Hold you tight to me... ♪ 1861 01:17:15,960 --> 01:17:17,668 Do you actually look in the mirror 1862 01:17:17,751 --> 01:17:19,335 and not know how sexy you are? 1863 01:17:19,418 --> 01:17:22,168 Oh, blah! No! 1864 01:17:22,251 --> 01:17:23,876 - Angela! - No. No. 1865 01:17:23,960 --> 01:17:26,460 You can't be that out of touch with yourself, are you? 1866 01:17:26,543 --> 01:17:29,376 Oh, God. No. I know. I'm a stupid fucking cunt. 1867 01:17:29,460 --> 01:17:31,376 - I really... I... - Whoa, Angela. 1868 01:17:31,460 --> 01:17:33,085 No, that's just my inner monologue. 1869 01:17:33,168 --> 01:17:34,835 That's just the way I speak to myself. 1870 01:17:34,918 --> 01:17:37,418 It's just the voice in my head. It's not... No... it's good. 1871 01:17:37,501 --> 01:17:38,793 - Are you sure? - I'm good. 1872 01:17:39,710 --> 01:17:41,293 Holy shit! 1873 01:17:41,376 --> 01:17:43,960 ♪ You think I'd leave your side, baby... ♪ 1874 01:17:44,043 --> 01:17:46,335 Thank you so much for this. 1875 01:17:46,418 --> 01:17:48,460 This is... This is... This is already amazing. 1876 01:17:48,543 --> 01:17:50,293 ♪ You know me better than that... ♪ 1877 01:17:50,376 --> 01:17:52,543 Thank you for this. 1878 01:17:53,751 --> 01:17:55,293 ♪ Think I'd leave you down 1879 01:17:55,376 --> 01:17:58,085 ♪ When you're down on your knees... ♪ 1880 01:17:58,168 --> 01:18:01,460 Jesus Christ, you're hot. 1881 01:18:01,543 --> 01:18:05,960 - ♪ I wouldn't do that... ♪ - Holy shit! 1882 01:18:06,043 --> 01:18:08,126 - How do you wanna do it? - Oh! 1883 01:18:08,710 --> 01:18:10,751 How do I... 1884 01:18:10,835 --> 01:18:13,085 Um... 1885 01:18:13,168 --> 01:18:16,960 I want the, um... thing with... 1886 01:18:17,043 --> 01:18:20,376 Mm... Yeah, that menu would come in handy. 1887 01:18:20,460 --> 01:18:24,585 I think the, um... thing, the one with... 1888 01:18:24,668 --> 01:18:26,960 What you, you say... 1889 01:18:27,043 --> 01:18:29,043 You say. 1890 01:18:29,126 --> 01:18:31,751 You take this one. 1891 01:18:35,918 --> 01:18:37,751 You want me to do the thing 1892 01:18:37,835 --> 01:18:40,085 that makes Piña scream like that? 1893 01:18:40,168 --> 01:18:43,543 Yes. Yeah. Yes. 1894 01:18:45,210 --> 01:18:49,001 ♪ I'll tell you you're right when you want 1895 01:18:50,293 --> 01:18:53,376 ♪ Ha-a, ha-a 1896 01:18:53,460 --> 01:18:55,168 ♪ Ha-a-a, oh-o... ♪ 1897 01:18:58,085 --> 01:19:01,001 ♪ And if only you could see into me... ♪ 1898 01:19:09,960 --> 01:19:12,168 ♪ Oh 1899 01:19:12,251 --> 01:19:15,460 ♪ When you're cold 1900 01:19:15,543 --> 01:19:18,751 ♪ I'll be there 1901 01:19:18,835 --> 01:19:22,876 ♪ Hold you tight to me, to me, yeah 1902 01:19:22,960 --> 01:19:25,251 ♪ Oh 1903 01:19:25,335 --> 01:19:28,626 - ♪ When you're low - OK, take off your clothes. 1904 01:19:28,710 --> 01:19:31,918 - ♪ I'll be there - Slow, slow, slow! 1905 01:19:32,001 --> 01:19:36,126 ♪ By your side, baby 1906 01:19:36,210 --> 01:19:38,460 ♪ Oh 1907 01:19:38,543 --> 01:19:42,460 ♪ When you're cold... ♪ 1908 01:19:45,543 --> 01:19:47,085 OK... 1909 01:19:48,668 --> 01:19:52,001 ♪ I'll be there 1910 01:19:52,085 --> 01:19:54,168 ♪ By your side... ♪ 1911 01:19:54,251 --> 01:19:56,418 Whoa, whoa, whoa... 1912 01:19:56,501 --> 01:19:58,376 Argh! 1913 01:19:58,460 --> 01:20:00,460 Oh, that's Joe's back. 1914 01:20:00,543 --> 01:20:02,168 That's Joe's back. He's... He's fine. 1915 01:20:02,251 --> 01:20:04,335 No, no, he's fine. He's fine. 1916 01:20:04,418 --> 01:20:07,043 He's fine. He's fine. He's fine. He's OK. 1917 01:20:07,126 --> 01:20:08,876 I think... I really think he's OK. I think he's... 1918 01:20:08,960 --> 01:20:10,126 Yeah, he sounds fine. 1919 01:20:12,751 --> 01:20:14,251 Help! Ayúdame! 1920 01:20:17,043 --> 01:20:19,001 He fell. He hurt his back. 1921 01:20:19,085 --> 01:20:22,001 - What happened? - He's hurt his back. 1922 01:20:22,085 --> 01:20:24,460 - His back? - Yes, my back. 1923 01:20:24,543 --> 01:20:26,710 Don't touch me. Go away. Get away from me. 1924 01:20:26,793 --> 01:20:29,918 - Stop moving, Joe. Joe! - Let me be! Let me be! 1925 01:20:30,001 --> 01:20:33,210 I just need my pillows. I have these pillows. 1926 01:20:33,293 --> 01:20:36,376 - Joe, you gotta stop moving. - I gotta have my pillows. Fuck! 1927 01:20:36,460 --> 01:20:39,043 Listen to me. Listen to me. Slow your breathing down. OK? 1928 01:20:39,126 --> 01:20:41,168 - Slow your breathing down. - Don't touch me. Just go away. 1929 01:20:41,251 --> 01:20:43,168 Go away. Don't do anything to me. 1930 01:20:43,251 --> 01:20:45,710 Don't rolf me. Don't you dare rolf me! 1931 01:20:45,793 --> 01:20:48,085 Don't do this! Don't do it, man. 1932 01:20:48,168 --> 01:20:49,501 Please don't do this. 1933 01:20:49,585 --> 01:20:50,918 Whatever you're gonna do, don't do it. 1934 01:20:51,001 --> 01:20:52,460 Take a deep breath and try not to flinch. 1935 01:20:52,543 --> 01:20:54,126 - Oh, God, don't do this. - Try not to flinch. 1936 01:20:54,210 --> 01:20:56,210 - Please don't do it. Oh, God! - One, two, three! 1937 01:20:56,293 --> 01:21:00,751 Argh! Fuck you! Argh! 1938 01:21:00,835 --> 01:21:02,626 - Go away. - You're done! 1939 01:21:02,710 --> 01:21:05,001 - It didn't help. - OK, it takes a second. 1940 01:21:05,085 --> 01:21:07,043 - It didn't help at all. - It takes a second. 1941 01:21:07,126 --> 01:21:08,585 - Fuck off! - I think I did it right. 1942 01:21:08,668 --> 01:21:10,418 - Get me some ice. - I think I did it right. 1943 01:21:10,501 --> 01:21:13,710 - Get me some ice. - This is so embarrassing. 1944 01:21:13,793 --> 01:21:16,001 We are... We are so fucking embarrassing. 1945 01:21:16,085 --> 01:21:18,168 I can't believe it. Of course it's your fucking back. 1946 01:21:18,251 --> 01:21:21,335 Our entire life is about your fucking back. 1947 01:21:21,418 --> 01:21:23,335 - Constant fucking complaining! - What are you talking about? 1948 01:21:23,418 --> 01:21:25,501 Sorry my back is an inconvenience 1949 01:21:25,585 --> 01:21:27,501 to you having a fucking orgy. 1950 01:21:27,585 --> 01:21:29,001 It actually is, if you want to know, 1951 01:21:29,085 --> 01:21:30,668 and I'm not allowed to complain about it. 1952 01:21:30,751 --> 01:21:32,543 I'm not allowed to say a fucking thing about it ever. 1953 01:21:32,626 --> 01:21:35,626 Well, you're talking about it right now. So, congratulations. 1954 01:21:35,710 --> 01:21:36,710 - Oh, no! - Is it bad? 1955 01:21:36,793 --> 01:21:39,210 Yes, it's bad! Look at me! 1956 01:21:39,293 --> 01:21:42,293 Do you know your back pain is not about your back? 1957 01:21:42,376 --> 01:21:44,668 I think it actually is very much about my back! 1958 01:21:44,751 --> 01:21:46,210 That's not gonna work. 1959 01:21:46,293 --> 01:21:48,376 No massage, no pillow - none of those things work. 1960 01:21:48,460 --> 01:21:50,460 L4, L5, fucking classic. 1961 01:21:50,543 --> 01:21:53,460 Your back pain is about everything that you don't say. 1962 01:21:53,543 --> 01:21:57,043 You know? It's your rage, it's your anger speaking. 1963 01:21:57,126 --> 01:21:59,210 Hey, what are you talking about? Why are you doing this? 1964 01:21:59,293 --> 01:22:02,710 We were dancing to Sade thirty seconds ago. 1965 01:22:02,793 --> 01:22:04,543 It didn't hurt you in there when we were dancing, right? 1966 01:22:04,626 --> 01:22:06,710 We were having a nice time. I was loose. 1967 01:22:06,793 --> 01:22:09,043 What the fuck are you smiling at, Hawk? 1968 01:22:09,126 --> 01:22:10,876 I, I, I... I feel you, man. 1969 01:22:10,960 --> 01:22:12,960 "You feel me"? Don't try to connect to me, Hawk. 1970 01:22:13,043 --> 01:22:15,543 Do not try to connect with me. I don't want it. 1971 01:22:15,626 --> 01:22:17,585 - I've been where you are, Joe. - What the fuck? 1972 01:22:17,668 --> 01:22:19,585 So, you've been on your floor in your underpants, 1973 01:22:19,668 --> 01:22:21,335 ice on your back? 1974 01:22:21,418 --> 01:22:25,043 Yeah, I've been on the floor angry and in pain and all of it. 1975 01:22:25,126 --> 01:22:26,668 - Trust me. - Oh, my God! 1976 01:22:26,751 --> 01:22:28,751 I don't fucking want you to try 1977 01:22:28,835 --> 01:22:31,085 to in any way emotionally relate to me, 1978 01:22:31,168 --> 01:22:32,501 you fucking pervert. 1979 01:22:32,585 --> 01:22:35,168 - We're nothing alike. - How do you know? 1980 01:22:35,251 --> 01:22:37,710 Also, your name isn't Hawk! 1981 01:22:37,793 --> 01:22:39,335 No one's name is Hawk. 1982 01:22:39,418 --> 01:22:41,460 You go on and on about radical honesty. 1983 01:22:41,543 --> 01:22:43,585 Your whole name's a fucking lie, man. 1984 01:22:43,668 --> 01:22:44,918 What is your name? 1985 01:22:45,001 --> 01:22:46,876 What's your actual name? Tell me your... 1986 01:22:46,960 --> 01:22:48,501 What is on your driver's license? 1987 01:22:49,501 --> 01:22:52,168 Howard Wilson Kelly. 1988 01:22:54,085 --> 01:22:55,876 Howard. 1989 01:22:56,710 --> 01:22:58,335 He's Howard. 1990 01:22:59,085 --> 01:23:01,918 Your name is Howard. 1991 01:23:02,001 --> 01:23:06,168 This whole time, it hasn't been Hawk. 1992 01:23:06,251 --> 01:23:08,710 It's been little Howie. 1993 01:23:08,793 --> 01:23:10,585 Oh, my God. 1994 01:23:10,668 --> 01:23:13,293 That changes everything. 1995 01:23:13,376 --> 01:23:16,293 I didn't know we had a Howard in our midst. 1996 01:23:16,376 --> 01:23:18,918 I would've been so much nicer to you. 1997 01:23:19,001 --> 01:23:21,043 Where did Hawk come from, Howie? 1998 01:23:21,126 --> 01:23:22,668 How'd you land on Hawk? 1999 01:23:22,751 --> 01:23:25,543 It's just... It's the name I gave myself. 2000 01:23:25,626 --> 01:23:27,876 A nickname you gave yourself. 2001 01:23:27,960 --> 01:23:29,918 Literally the lamest words 2002 01:23:30,001 --> 01:23:31,751 that could have come out of your mouth. 2003 01:23:31,835 --> 01:23:33,418 Oh, my God. 2004 01:23:33,501 --> 01:23:35,376 What, were you biking across the ply at Burning Man? 2005 01:23:35,460 --> 01:23:37,793 You saw a fucking bird fly by or something? 2006 01:23:37,876 --> 01:23:42,460 No, it's something I did after my wife died. 2007 01:23:46,335 --> 01:23:48,835 You asked. 2008 01:23:48,918 --> 01:23:51,585 Well, you should lead with that next time, I guess. 2009 01:23:52,210 --> 01:23:53,751 She got cancer. 2010 01:23:53,835 --> 01:23:55,918 You don't have to answer his question. 2011 01:23:56,001 --> 01:23:57,626 You don't have to say anything. 2012 01:23:57,710 --> 01:24:00,126 It's a fair question, you know. 2013 01:24:00,210 --> 01:24:02,210 How does Howard get to Hawk? 2014 01:24:02,293 --> 01:24:04,085 So... 2015 01:24:04,168 --> 01:24:06,168 For Joe... 2016 01:24:06,251 --> 01:24:07,751 Um... 2017 01:24:08,501 --> 01:24:10,585 After she died, I... 2018 01:24:10,668 --> 01:24:12,126 I was doing some things 2019 01:24:12,210 --> 01:24:14,293 that were pretty suicidally stupid at work, 2020 01:24:14,376 --> 01:24:17,585 and I was gonna get someone else killed along with me. 2021 01:24:17,668 --> 01:24:20,710 And do you know how people say 2022 01:24:20,793 --> 01:24:22,960 your life flashes before your eyes? 2023 01:24:23,043 --> 01:24:24,335 I... I... 2024 01:24:24,418 --> 01:24:26,293 That happened to me, but not my life - 2025 01:24:26,376 --> 01:24:29,085 it was our life together. 2026 01:24:29,168 --> 01:24:34,418 It went by me in this high-speed film. 2027 01:24:34,501 --> 01:24:39,585 And I kept seeing this woman, 2028 01:24:39,668 --> 01:24:43,793 this, like, very gentle, very shy, sweet girl 2029 01:24:43,876 --> 01:24:45,376 who, like... 2030 01:24:45,460 --> 01:24:47,960 She thought I hung the moon. 2031 01:24:49,543 --> 01:24:53,085 And in the film, she... 2032 01:24:53,168 --> 01:24:55,835 Over and over again, she tried to... 2033 01:24:57,501 --> 01:24:59,960 ...open up about her fantasy life to me, 2034 01:25:00,043 --> 01:25:02,751 to, you know, share 2035 01:25:02,835 --> 01:25:07,918 this kind of sensual, adventurous side of herself, 2036 01:25:08,001 --> 01:25:11,585 so that I would enter into it with her, and... 2037 01:25:11,668 --> 01:25:16,293 ...I didn't just, you know, resist it. 2038 01:25:16,376 --> 01:25:20,168 I got really tight and judgmental and insecure. 2039 01:25:20,251 --> 01:25:22,668 And I... 2040 01:25:22,751 --> 01:25:26,960 And I made her feel so bad about it 2041 01:25:27,043 --> 01:25:29,460 that somewhere in that movie, she just stops... 2042 01:25:30,585 --> 01:25:32,876 ...trying to connect with me at all. 2043 01:25:34,793 --> 01:25:38,085 I suppressed her, you know? I... 2044 01:25:39,793 --> 01:25:46,710 I shut down her attempt to, like, live more boldly. 2045 01:25:48,751 --> 01:25:54,960 Somehow, the universe puts me on this one's couch, and... 2046 01:25:55,043 --> 01:25:58,251 ...she told me, you know, you got two choices. 2047 01:25:58,335 --> 01:26:00,251 Go set yourself on fire for real, 2048 01:26:00,335 --> 01:26:07,210 or change who you are and make yourself available. 2049 01:26:08,376 --> 01:26:10,168 So, uh... 2050 01:26:10,251 --> 01:26:13,418 I decided I really better change my name 2051 01:26:13,501 --> 01:26:15,001 if I was gonna change my life. 2052 01:26:15,085 --> 01:26:16,918 And so I did. 2053 01:26:19,835 --> 01:26:22,918 Well... I'm sorry your wife passed away, 2054 01:26:23,001 --> 01:26:26,001 and I'm glad you found a woman who would peg you 2055 01:26:26,085 --> 01:26:29,126 after you didn't let your wife peg you. 2056 01:26:29,210 --> 01:26:30,501 Oh, my God! 2057 01:26:30,585 --> 01:26:32,210 What do you want from me? I'm sorry. 2058 01:26:32,293 --> 01:26:33,835 That's the moral of that story as far as I'm concerned. 2059 01:26:33,918 --> 01:26:35,168 Oh, my God! 2060 01:26:35,251 --> 01:26:37,793 My boyfriend shares 2061 01:26:37,876 --> 01:26:41,751 that very difficult and painful story with you, 2062 01:26:41,835 --> 01:26:43,501 and you're making fun of him? 2063 01:26:43,585 --> 01:26:46,501 I'm living a difficult and painful story right now, 2064 01:26:46,585 --> 01:26:47,876 in real life! 2065 01:26:47,960 --> 01:26:49,710 I really didn't expect this from you. 2066 01:26:49,793 --> 01:26:51,418 This is fucking disappointing. 2067 01:26:51,501 --> 01:26:53,668 - OK. I'm sorry. - No, no, no, no, no. Really! 2068 01:26:53,751 --> 01:26:57,085 Shut up! Stop! Stop being unrespectful to my boyfriend. 2069 01:26:57,168 --> 01:26:59,085 Disrespectful. Don't be disrespectful. 2070 01:26:59,168 --> 01:27:00,626 She's saying... 2071 01:27:01,376 --> 01:27:03,418 She's saying what? 2072 01:27:03,501 --> 01:27:04,876 No, no. I... I was just clarifying. 2073 01:27:04,960 --> 01:27:06,335 I think they caught what I was saying. 2074 01:27:06,418 --> 01:27:07,876 Oh, are you going to interrupt? 2075 01:27:07,960 --> 01:27:10,126 - Sorry. - Correct my English right now? 2076 01:27:10,210 --> 01:27:11,960 No, mi amor, I was trying to clarify for him... 2077 01:27:12,043 --> 01:27:14,376 No! You're always interrupting me, 2078 01:27:14,460 --> 01:27:15,710 always correcting me! 2079 01:27:17,043 --> 01:27:18,626 Do you know how bad your Spanish is? 2080 01:27:18,710 --> 01:27:20,001 And I never tell you, right? 2081 01:27:20,085 --> 01:27:21,585 What do I do? I help you. 2082 01:27:21,668 --> 01:27:24,043 I've been telling you all night, this is not gonna work. 2083 01:27:24,126 --> 01:27:25,501 It's not the night. They're not ready. 2084 01:27:25,585 --> 01:27:26,960 Look at this fucking mess. 2085 01:27:27,043 --> 01:27:28,501 And you keep pushing. 2086 01:27:28,585 --> 01:27:30,460 You keep pushing because you're always pushing. 2087 01:27:30,543 --> 01:27:32,918 And you know why? Because you don't listen. 2088 01:27:33,001 --> 01:27:35,376 - Just fucking listen. - OK. OK. 2089 01:27:35,460 --> 01:27:36,585 Piña... 2090 01:27:36,668 --> 01:27:37,876 Piña! 2091 01:27:37,960 --> 01:27:39,710 No, I don't wanna talk to you. Just... 2092 01:27:39,793 --> 01:27:41,668 - Piña! - Shut the fuck up for once. 2093 01:27:41,751 --> 01:27:43,085 - I... - Shut the fuck up! 2094 01:27:43,168 --> 01:27:45,168 Really! Really! For once, just shut the fuck up. 2095 01:27:45,251 --> 01:27:47,251 - I'm sorry. I'm sorry. - Shut the fuck up. 2096 01:27:47,335 --> 01:27:48,793 - Shut the fuck up. - I shouldn't have said that. 2097 01:27:48,876 --> 01:27:50,751 - Just shut the fuck up. - It was terrible timing. 2098 01:27:50,835 --> 01:27:54,043 And... you are right. 2099 01:27:54,126 --> 01:27:56,710 This is the last time that will ever happen. 2100 01:27:56,793 --> 01:27:58,668 I totally understand what you're saying. 2101 01:27:58,751 --> 01:28:00,168 You said that before. 2102 01:28:00,251 --> 01:28:01,460 No, I never have. I will never do it again. 2103 01:28:01,543 --> 01:28:03,543 Fucking embarrassing. 2104 01:28:04,751 --> 01:28:07,668 And I'm sorry for yelling at you. 2105 01:28:07,751 --> 01:28:10,168 And I'm... I'm sorry if this was too much. I'm sorry. 2106 01:28:10,251 --> 01:28:11,543 No, no. It... It... 2107 01:28:11,626 --> 01:28:13,418 - Don't be sorry. - I'm sorry, Joe. 2108 01:28:13,501 --> 01:28:15,585 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It was a joke. 2109 01:28:15,668 --> 01:28:17,626 Don't apologize. Don't anybody apologize. 2110 01:28:17,710 --> 01:28:18,876 We're so sorry. 2111 01:28:18,960 --> 01:28:20,668 I'm sorry I... yelled at you. 2112 01:28:20,751 --> 01:28:23,168 - I'm sorry I yelled at you. - You don't have to be sorry. 2113 01:28:23,251 --> 01:28:25,085 - It was horrible what you said. - You don't have to be sorry. 2114 01:28:25,168 --> 01:28:27,085 Guys... We are sorry. 2115 01:28:27,168 --> 01:28:29,418 - "We"? - OK? We're a fucking disaster. 2116 01:28:29,501 --> 01:28:31,793 We couldn't even pull off an orgy. 2117 01:28:31,876 --> 01:28:35,585 OK? We are dead inside. So, I apologize for that. 2118 01:28:35,668 --> 01:28:38,543 Oh, no, don't worry about that. You are definitely not dead. 2119 01:28:38,626 --> 01:28:40,668 You wanted to fuck the two of us. 2120 01:28:40,751 --> 01:28:42,918 It just wasn't the right night. 2121 01:28:43,001 --> 01:28:44,501 But what I don't understand is 2122 01:28:44,585 --> 01:28:46,876 how you can even have sex with each other, 2123 01:28:46,960 --> 01:28:49,710 'cause you are so mean to each other. 2124 01:28:55,543 --> 01:28:59,251 Because you... you do have sex with each other, right? 2125 01:29:04,126 --> 01:29:06,460 When was the last time you two had sex? 2126 01:29:08,501 --> 01:29:10,001 A year ago. 2127 01:29:12,418 --> 01:29:14,376 Oh, sorry. I thought you said a year. 2128 01:29:15,793 --> 01:29:18,043 You did say a year? A year? 2129 01:29:18,126 --> 01:29:20,376 A year ago? 2130 01:29:20,460 --> 01:29:24,710 Oh, my God! No wonder why you are so awkward... 2131 01:29:25,585 --> 01:29:28,626 ...and horny and weird. 2132 01:29:28,710 --> 01:29:31,376 Do you know why you don't have sex? 2133 01:29:31,460 --> 01:29:33,210 - Because she won't fuck me. - Well, because of him. 2134 01:29:33,293 --> 01:29:34,335 It's your fault. 2135 01:29:34,418 --> 01:29:35,918 - What? - It's your fault. 2136 01:29:36,001 --> 01:29:37,501 - It's not my fault. - Of course it's your fault! 2137 01:29:37,585 --> 01:29:39,210 We don't have sex 'cause she won't have sex with me. 2138 01:29:39,293 --> 01:29:41,001 - That's why! - "Won't have sex with you"? 2139 01:29:41,085 --> 01:29:42,418 You don't try! 2140 01:29:42,501 --> 01:29:44,001 I stopped trying because how many times can I try 2141 01:29:44,085 --> 01:29:45,251 before I'm just torturing myself? 2142 01:29:45,335 --> 01:29:46,793 - Oh, uh... - It's humiliating. 2143 01:29:46,876 --> 01:29:48,418 I'm being humiliated. 2144 01:29:48,501 --> 01:29:50,335 Am I not worth just a little bit more effort than that? 2145 01:29:50,418 --> 01:29:52,210 Could you maybe be trying a little bit harder? 2146 01:29:52,293 --> 01:29:54,376 How much effort do I need to put into having sex 2147 01:29:54,460 --> 01:29:57,585 with a woman who's supposed to want to have sex with me? 2148 01:29:57,668 --> 01:29:59,876 Why should that take so much effort? 2149 01:29:59,960 --> 01:30:02,376 You're supposed to be attracted to me. 2150 01:30:02,460 --> 01:30:04,376 You're my wife! What are talking about? 2151 01:30:04,460 --> 01:30:07,293 You know what? You don't want to do anything, OK? 2152 01:30:07,376 --> 01:30:09,251 So, that's where I'm starting. OK? 2153 01:30:09,335 --> 01:30:10,835 It's not very attractive 2154 01:30:10,918 --> 01:30:12,835 to be with someone who's just fucking miserable. 2155 01:30:12,918 --> 01:30:14,501 So, because you're miserable, then I'm miserable. 2156 01:30:14,585 --> 01:30:16,126 You're miserable, too. 2157 01:30:16,210 --> 01:30:17,376 So, congratulations. I guess we're both miserable. 2158 01:30:17,460 --> 01:30:18,668 We're even, OK? 2159 01:30:18,751 --> 01:30:20,335 You've nothing to be upset about. 2160 01:30:20,418 --> 01:30:23,418 Angela, would you fuck yourself? 2161 01:30:23,918 --> 01:30:25,335 What? 2162 01:30:25,418 --> 01:30:27,376 Would you have sex with yourself? 2163 01:30:30,418 --> 01:30:33,210 Hmm! Would you... fuck yourself? 2164 01:30:33,293 --> 01:30:35,585 All I do is fuck myself. 2165 01:30:35,668 --> 01:30:39,501 I'm the only person who fucks me currently. So, yes. 2166 01:30:42,585 --> 01:30:46,876 Do you even remember a time when you were not miserable? 2167 01:30:46,960 --> 01:30:48,835 What's the difference? 2168 01:30:49,835 --> 01:30:51,668 Yeah, I do. 2169 01:30:55,835 --> 01:30:59,001 How did you two meet? 2170 01:30:59,085 --> 01:31:01,126 Who cares? 2171 01:31:01,210 --> 01:31:03,710 Who cares at this point? 2172 01:31:03,793 --> 01:31:06,168 - I'll tell you. - Great. 2173 01:31:06,251 --> 01:31:07,835 Um... 2174 01:31:10,501 --> 01:31:15,668 I was on a very bad date... 2175 01:31:15,751 --> 01:31:20,876 ...at this dive bar where Joe was playing with his band, 2176 01:31:20,960 --> 01:31:26,293 and he was flirting with me the entire show from the stage, 2177 01:31:26,376 --> 01:31:27,418 making me laugh. 2178 01:31:28,918 --> 01:31:31,210 And so I made my date drop me off, 2179 01:31:31,293 --> 01:31:32,918 and I sprinted back to the bar, 2180 01:31:33,001 --> 01:31:34,585 so I could see if I could catch Joe, 2181 01:31:34,668 --> 01:31:36,251 and I... I did. 2182 01:31:36,335 --> 01:31:38,335 But I don't think you ever realized 2183 01:31:38,418 --> 01:31:42,460 that I ran eleven blocks that night. 2184 01:31:42,543 --> 01:31:44,293 Did you know that? 2185 01:31:45,710 --> 01:31:47,668 - I didn't know that. - Yeah. 2186 01:31:47,751 --> 01:31:51,460 I thought you were just a bizarrely sweaty person. 2187 01:31:51,543 --> 01:31:55,543 Maybe you had eaten some bad shrimp or something. 2188 01:32:01,001 --> 01:32:03,668 And we had sex all the time. We had... 2189 01:32:03,751 --> 01:32:06,626 We actually had great sex. It was great. It was really fun. 2190 01:32:07,210 --> 01:32:09,418 We were best friends. 2191 01:32:11,501 --> 01:32:13,543 That is true. 2192 01:32:15,293 --> 01:32:18,210 And then you just decided to be miserable. 2193 01:32:20,793 --> 01:32:22,751 Are you kidding me right now? 2194 01:32:23,626 --> 01:32:25,835 Are you fucking for real? 2195 01:32:25,918 --> 01:32:28,501 I "decided to become miserable"? 2196 01:32:30,543 --> 01:32:35,085 Do you actually not understand how I feel... at all? 2197 01:32:35,168 --> 01:32:36,918 You don't get it? 2198 01:32:38,710 --> 01:32:40,210 I'm a failure, Angela. 2199 01:32:40,293 --> 01:32:44,876 I live in my parents' apartment... 2200 01:32:44,960 --> 01:32:48,835 ...which is humiliating. I teach at a bad school. 2201 01:32:48,918 --> 01:32:50,668 Teach a bunch of kids to play the oboe 2202 01:32:50,751 --> 01:32:52,793 who don't give a fuck about it at all. 2203 01:32:52,876 --> 01:32:56,085 And nothing is gonna change anytime soon. 2204 01:32:56,168 --> 01:32:59,001 So, this is my life. So, I'm miserable. Yes. 2205 01:32:59,085 --> 01:33:00,543 Why can't you just let me be miserable? 2206 01:33:00,626 --> 01:33:04,085 Why can't you just accept that I am not happy 2207 01:33:04,168 --> 01:33:06,168 and just let me be not happy? 2208 01:33:07,710 --> 01:33:11,835 I'm sorry that your band didn't work out, Joe. 2209 01:33:11,918 --> 01:33:13,251 I'm really sorry. 2210 01:33:13,335 --> 01:33:15,835 You still teach music every single day. 2211 01:33:15,918 --> 01:33:17,876 You get to live in a beautiful home. 2212 01:33:17,960 --> 01:33:21,168 You have a kid who fucking worships you. 2213 01:33:21,251 --> 01:33:24,876 You have a life that I think many people would kill for, 2214 01:33:24,960 --> 01:33:26,960 but you've just decided to make the choice 2215 01:33:27,043 --> 01:33:29,751 to not get over your bullshit and to just be miserable. 2216 01:33:29,835 --> 01:33:33,126 You won't even fucking touch the piano that you used to love, 2217 01:33:33,210 --> 01:33:34,876 and we all have to tiptoe around you. 2218 01:33:34,960 --> 01:33:37,043 You're just like a sad, wounded puppy. 2219 01:33:37,126 --> 01:33:40,043 - You guys want some Rooibos? - Oh, fuck off, Hawk! 2220 01:33:40,126 --> 01:33:42,751 - Fuck off! - Sorry. Sorry. 2221 01:33:42,835 --> 01:33:45,126 I am the one who gave everything up. 2222 01:33:45,210 --> 01:33:46,751 You did that. There's one reason 2223 01:33:46,835 --> 01:33:48,626 that you're not doing what you are not doing, 2224 01:33:48,710 --> 01:33:51,460 and that is because you are not doing it. You quit. 2225 01:33:51,543 --> 01:33:52,918 You gave up. 2226 01:33:53,001 --> 01:33:54,876 Can I ask you a question? For real? 2227 01:33:54,960 --> 01:33:56,460 What do you do all day? 2228 01:33:56,543 --> 01:33:58,585 Maggie goes to school. I go to work. 2229 01:33:58,668 --> 01:34:02,460 You go fucking insane in this apartment. 2230 01:34:02,543 --> 01:34:04,085 I don't know what the fuck you're doing. 2231 01:34:04,168 --> 01:34:07,210 You're buying fucking lamps and pillows and shit. 2232 01:34:07,293 --> 01:34:09,126 And then you try 2233 01:34:09,210 --> 01:34:12,293 to just fucking control every aspect of my life 2234 01:34:12,376 --> 01:34:15,001 when I get home at the end of every fucking day. It's... 2235 01:34:15,085 --> 01:34:16,668 What are you doing here? 2236 01:34:16,751 --> 01:34:18,585 - Fuck you, Joe! - What are you fucking doing? 2237 01:34:18,668 --> 01:34:20,626 - Fuck me? Yeah. Fuck me. - Yeah. 2238 01:34:20,710 --> 01:34:22,876 Fuck you! And I am not trying to control you. 2239 01:34:22,960 --> 01:34:25,418 - I am not controlling. No! - You don't let me do anything. 2240 01:34:25,501 --> 01:34:27,043 You don't let me get a fucking cat. 2241 01:34:27,126 --> 01:34:28,668 - I don't like cats. - There you go. 2242 01:34:28,751 --> 01:34:30,751 - They're fucking mean! - Congratulations. 2243 01:34:30,835 --> 01:34:32,543 I wanted one fucking thing. 2244 01:34:32,626 --> 01:34:34,835 Do you see how you talk to each other? 2245 01:34:34,918 --> 01:34:39,251 Do you see how you keep blaming each other for your unhappiness? 2246 01:34:44,543 --> 01:34:46,501 You made these choices. 2247 01:34:46,585 --> 01:34:48,668 They're your choices. 2248 01:34:50,668 --> 01:34:52,585 So much resentment. 2249 01:34:53,335 --> 01:34:55,626 So much. 2250 01:34:55,710 --> 01:34:57,543 Why are you in this marriage? 2251 01:34:57,626 --> 01:34:58,918 We have a daughter. 2252 01:34:59,001 --> 01:35:00,668 - Maggie. - Great. 2253 01:35:00,751 --> 01:35:05,876 That's gonna be really, really great for her, um... 2254 01:35:05,960 --> 01:35:07,876 'Cause you think she doesn't notice, right? 2255 01:35:07,960 --> 01:35:10,085 She doesn't feel this. 2256 01:35:11,543 --> 01:35:13,710 You prefer that she grows up 2257 01:35:13,793 --> 01:35:18,835 marinating in this horrible anxiety every day. 2258 01:35:18,918 --> 01:35:21,710 What's better - to have happy parents who are separate 2259 01:35:21,793 --> 01:35:23,585 or to have very miserable parents 2260 01:35:23,668 --> 01:35:25,585 that stay together for their children? 2261 01:35:33,251 --> 01:35:36,710 I think we only get a few chances 2262 01:35:36,793 --> 01:35:39,460 for meaningful relationships in life. 2263 01:35:40,835 --> 01:35:44,043 Usually, we move to different people. 2264 01:35:45,335 --> 01:35:48,585 Sometimes, we can have a new relationship 2265 01:35:48,668 --> 01:35:50,668 with the same person. 2266 01:35:53,210 --> 01:35:55,001 It's up to you. 2267 01:35:57,085 --> 01:35:58,793 But I think this relationship... 2268 01:36:00,168 --> 01:36:01,668 ...is over. 2269 01:36:09,251 --> 01:36:10,918 Yeah. 2270 01:36:17,043 --> 01:36:18,876 Yeah. 2271 01:36:20,876 --> 01:36:23,001 But I'm not your therapist, so... 2272 01:36:23,085 --> 01:36:25,168 I think I'm talking too much. 2273 01:36:27,835 --> 01:36:29,585 Hawk? 2274 01:36:34,585 --> 01:36:37,710 Gosh, you guys. I... 2275 01:36:37,793 --> 01:36:40,710 We really just wanted to see the apartment, you know, and... 2276 01:36:41,585 --> 01:36:43,126 ...maybe fuck a little. 2277 01:36:45,460 --> 01:36:47,335 Sorry to let you down. 2278 01:36:48,335 --> 01:36:50,210 Maybe next time. 2279 01:36:50,293 --> 01:36:52,626 Can I have my casserole back, please? 2280 01:36:52,710 --> 01:36:54,293 Yeah. Here, I'm gonna... 2281 01:36:54,376 --> 01:36:56,501 Let me rinse it out for you. 2282 01:37:39,418 --> 01:37:41,293 Did they leave? 2283 01:37:49,918 --> 01:37:51,626 Weird. 2284 01:37:57,460 --> 01:37:59,960 I'm gonna clean up tomorrow. 2285 01:38:00,043 --> 01:38:01,668 OK. 2286 01:38:08,001 --> 01:38:11,668 We have that place in Tahoe in August. 2287 01:38:11,751 --> 01:38:13,751 Maggie loves it up there. I don't know what... 2288 01:38:14,751 --> 01:38:16,501 ...to do about that. 2289 01:38:18,460 --> 01:38:20,210 I guess we'll figure it out. 2290 01:38:21,210 --> 01:38:22,751 Yeah. 2291 01:38:25,085 --> 01:38:26,418 How's your back? 2292 01:38:27,335 --> 01:38:28,751 It's better, actually. 2293 01:38:30,668 --> 01:38:32,376 I'm glad. 2294 01:38:37,001 --> 01:38:38,793 I'm so tired. 2295 01:38:39,960 --> 01:38:41,418 Me too. 2296 01:38:46,085 --> 01:38:47,876 I'm gonna go to bed. 2297 01:38:50,126 --> 01:38:51,710 Um... 2298 01:39:06,376 --> 01:39:08,710 Should I sleep in my office, I guess? 2299 01:39:11,710 --> 01:39:13,418 OK. 2300 01:44:08,751 --> 01:44:12,168 ♪ I'll light the fire 2301 01:44:12,251 --> 01:44:16,501 ♪ You place the flowers in the vase 2302 01:44:16,585 --> 01:44:20,960 ♪ That you bought today 2303 01:44:22,543 --> 01:44:25,460 ♪ Staring at the fire 2304 01:44:25,543 --> 01:44:32,501 ♪ For hours and hours while I listen to you 2305 01:44:33,460 --> 01:44:40,460 ♪ Play your love songs all night long for me 2306 01:44:43,085 --> 01:44:49,418 ♪ Only for me 2307 01:44:49,501 --> 01:44:52,126 ♪ Come to me now 2308 01:44:52,210 --> 01:44:55,710 ♪ And rest your head for just five minutes 2309 01:44:55,793 --> 01:45:01,251 ♪ Everything is done... ♪ 2310 01:45:01,335 --> 01:45:02,668 Shit! 2311 01:45:02,751 --> 01:45:04,960 ♪ Such a cozy room 2312 01:45:05,043 --> 01:45:08,543 ♪ The windows are illuminated 2313 01:45:08,626 --> 01:45:14,835 ♪ By the evening sunshine through them 2314 01:45:14,918 --> 01:45:21,085 ♪ Fiery gems for you 2315 01:45:21,168 --> 01:45:27,293 ♪ Only for you 2316 01:45:27,376 --> 01:45:29,960 ♪ Our house 2317 01:45:30,043 --> 01:45:32,960 ♪ Is a very, very, very fine house 2318 01:45:33,043 --> 01:45:36,001 ♪ With two cats in the yard 2319 01:45:36,085 --> 01:45:39,043 ♪ Life used to be so hard 2320 01:45:39,126 --> 01:45:45,626 ♪ Now everything is easy 'cause of you 2321 01:45:45,710 --> 01:45:48,668 ♪ And our 2322 01:45:48,751 --> 01:45:55,418 ♪ La, la, la-la-la, la-la, la-la, la-la, la-la-la, la-la 2323 01:45:55,501 --> 01:45:57,835 ♪ La-la-la, la-la, la-la 2324 01:45:57,918 --> 01:46:02,251 ♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la 2325 01:46:02,335 --> 01:46:05,251 ♪ La-la-la, la-la, la-la, la-la 2326 01:46:05,335 --> 01:46:07,501 ♪ La, la-la-la-la-la-la-la 2327 01:46:07,585 --> 01:46:09,710 ♪ La-la-la, la, la, la, la 2328 01:46:09,793 --> 01:46:12,210 ♪ Our house 2329 01:46:12,293 --> 01:46:15,251 ♪ Is a very, very, very fine house 2330 01:46:15,335 --> 01:46:18,251 ♪ With two cats in the yard 2331 01:46:18,335 --> 01:46:21,335 ♪ Life used to be so hard 2332 01:46:21,418 --> 01:46:27,793 ♪ Now everything is easy 'cause of you 2333 01:46:27,876 --> 01:46:31,001 ♪ And our 2334 01:46:31,085 --> 01:46:33,793 ♪ I'll light the fire 2335 01:46:33,876 --> 01:46:38,376 ♪ And you place the flowers in the vase 2336 01:46:38,460 --> 01:46:43,543 ♪ That you bought today ♪ 2337 01:46:44,543 --> 01:47:04,543 {\an8}Downloaded from MoviesMod.zone 174042

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