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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,370 --> 00:00:06,071 ♪ There's 104 days of summer vacation 2 00:00:06,073 --> 00:00:08,574 ♪ And school comes along just to end it 3 00:00:08,576 --> 00:00:11,677 ♪ So the annual problem for our generation 4 00:00:11,679 --> 00:00:15,948 ♪ Is finding a good way to spend it ♪ Like maybe 5 00:00:15,950 --> 00:00:18,817 ♪ Building a rocket or fighting a mummy 6 00:00:18,819 --> 00:00:21,587 ♪ Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower 7 00:00:21,589 --> 00:00:23,956 ♪ Discovering something that doesn't exist Hey! 8 00:00:23,958 --> 00:00:27,092 ♪ Or giving a monkey a shower 9 00:00:27,094 --> 00:00:29,294 ♪ Surfing tidal waves, creating nanobots 10 00:00:29,296 --> 00:00:32,064 ♪ Or locating Frankenstein's brain It's over here. 11 00:00:32,066 --> 00:00:34,767 ♪ Finding a dodo bird, painting a continent 12 00:00:34,769 --> 00:00:37,236 ♪ Or driving our sister insane Phineas! 13 00:00:37,238 --> 00:00:40,072 ♪ As you can see, there's a whole lot of stuff to do 14 00:00:40,074 --> 00:00:42,941 ♪ Before school starts this fall Come on, Perry. 15 00:00:42,943 --> 00:00:47,980 ♪ So stick with us, 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all 16 00:00:47,982 --> 00:00:53,152 ♪ So stick with us, 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all ♪ 17 00:00:53,154 --> 00:00:57,056 Mom, Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence! 18 00:01:03,696 --> 00:01:06,999 I can't believe you guys dragged me all the way over here for this. 19 00:01:07,001 --> 00:01:09,768 (sighs) Well, at least there's hunky guys in skirts. 20 00:01:09,770 --> 00:01:11,703 Guys, come and look at this. 21 00:01:11,705 --> 00:01:14,606 This is an actual replica of an artist's interpretation 22 00:01:14,608 --> 00:01:17,109 of what some random guy of no significance believed 23 00:01:17,111 --> 00:01:19,778 that the chariot of Asparagus might have looked like. 24 00:01:19,780 --> 00:01:25,284 And this is Asparagus, in all of Greece.ior 25 00:01:25,286 --> 00:01:27,820 With this golden chariot, he would win every race. 26 00:01:27,822 --> 00:01:29,721 And here he is defeating the Minotaur, 27 00:01:29,723 --> 00:01:31,790 a creature that's half man, half bull. 28 00:01:31,792 --> 00:01:34,693 Asparagus defeated him using the head of Medusa, a creature so ugly 29 00:01:34,695 --> 00:01:37,729 she could turn people to stone with just one look. 30 00:01:37,731 --> 00:01:39,731 (Phineas) Kinda reminds me of Candace. 31 00:01:39,733 --> 00:01:41,366 It does not look like me. 32 00:01:41,368 --> 00:01:43,368 I know what we're gonna do today. 33 00:01:43,370 --> 00:01:46,105 We're gonna have our own chariot race like - Hey, where's Perry? 34 00:01:46,107 --> 00:01:48,640 (Major Monogram) Psst. Psst. 35 00:01:48,642 --> 00:01:50,843 Agent P, over here. 36 00:01:50,845 --> 00:01:52,778 Sorry to disturb you at the museum. 37 00:01:52,780 --> 00:01:55,781 We've just been informed has created a machine 38 00:01:55,783 --> 00:01:58,350 to rid the world of platypuses, uh, platypi. 39 00:01:58,352 --> 00:02:03,021 We've tracked Doofenshmirtz to the old abandoned movie house. 40 00:02:03,023 --> 00:02:06,091 So get going and don't look up my skirt. 41 00:02:07,127 --> 00:02:09,661 OK, the race will start here at home, 42 00:02:09,663 --> 00:02:11,964 then through the streets of Danville and over to the park. 43 00:02:11,966 --> 00:02:14,766 From there we make our way past Paul Bunyan's Pancake House... 44 00:02:14,768 --> 00:02:16,768 ♪ Paul Bunyan's, where the food is good ♪ 45 00:02:16,770 --> 00:02:18,070 (man) But not too good, eh? 46 00:02:18,072 --> 00:02:20,072 ...and finish at the steps of the museum. 47 00:02:20,074 --> 00:02:22,074 Hey, boys, whatcha doin'? 48 00:02:22,076 --> 00:02:25,077 Just mapping out our route for the big chariot race we're gonna have. 49 00:02:25,079 --> 00:02:28,914 Oh, excellent. It's good to see you boys taking an interest in Greek mythology. 50 00:02:28,916 --> 00:02:30,415 I'm doing the same. 51 00:02:30,417 --> 00:02:33,352 I've got over 12 hours of gladiator movies here I wanna watch. 52 00:02:33,354 --> 00:02:35,187 Nice hat, Mr. Flynn. Thank you, Isabella. 53 00:02:35,189 --> 00:02:37,022 It's my movie-watching hat. 54 00:02:37,024 --> 00:02:39,892 Isabella, we're gonna have the greatest race in history, 55 00:02:39,894 --> 00:02:41,727 complete with helmets and armor 56 00:02:41,729 --> 00:02:43,729 and super-cool chariots with horses. 57 00:02:43,731 --> 00:02:45,864 Spread the word. Spread the word! 58 00:02:45,866 --> 00:02:48,867 Wait. At what time? In about an hour or so. 59 00:02:48,869 --> 00:02:50,936 Where's it gonna be? Here. 60 00:02:50,938 --> 00:02:53,038 Who am I telling again? Just spread the word. 61 00:02:53,040 --> 00:02:55,807 Oh, and tell them to bring gladiator gear. 62 00:02:55,809 --> 00:02:58,844 ♪ Doofenshmirtz Abandoned Theater ♪ 63 00:03:07,854 --> 00:03:09,855 Comfy, Perry the Platypus? 64 00:03:09,857 --> 00:03:12,858 I've prepared something special just for you. 65 00:03:12,860 --> 00:03:16,895 You see, until now, every attempt to eradicate you has been foiled. 66 00:03:16,897 --> 00:03:19,097 Then I came across a - (slurping) 67 00:03:19,099 --> 00:03:22,301 Excuse me. Who are you and what are you doing here? 68 00:03:22,303 --> 00:03:25,404 I bought a ticket to see this movie. 69 00:03:25,406 --> 00:03:28,307 (sighs) OK, just roll the film. 70 00:03:30,843 --> 00:03:33,745 (male narrator) 71 00:03:37,917 --> 00:03:40,752 The platypus is one of our greatest friends in nature, 72 00:03:40,754 --> 00:03:43,889 a humble but key component in Mother Nature's delicate cycle of life, 73 00:03:43,891 --> 00:03:45,891 but as of late, worldwide populations 74 00:03:45,893 --> 00:03:48,827 have been declining to near endangerment. 75 00:03:48,829 --> 00:03:51,330 But why? Who is the enemy of the platypuses? 76 00:03:51,332 --> 00:03:53,165 Or... well, you know what I mean. 77 00:03:53,167 --> 00:03:55,968 This is the best platypus movie I have ever seen. 78 00:03:55,970 --> 00:03:59,504 ...the enemies of the platypus were well known. 79 00:03:59,506 --> 00:04:02,941 The poisonous swamp viper, the snaggletooth badger, 80 00:04:02,943 --> 00:04:05,978 and duplicating seen on television. 81 00:04:05,980 --> 00:04:08,413 But there is a new enemy of the platypus, 82 00:04:08,415 --> 00:04:12,317 one whose tireless development paves over the platypus's woodland homes. 83 00:04:12,319 --> 00:04:15,954 The greatest enemy of the platypus is man. 84 00:04:15,956 --> 00:04:16,989 (cheerful voice) Hi there. 85 00:04:16,991 --> 00:04:19,024 Ah, you see, Perry the Platypus? 86 00:04:19,026 --> 00:04:21,159 For years I've been trying to rid myself of you 87 00:04:21,161 --> 00:04:23,228 with traps and bombs and poisonous gas 88 00:04:23,230 --> 00:04:25,230 and automatic tennis ball machines. 89 00:04:25,232 --> 00:04:27,866 I... I don't even know what I was thinking back then. 90 00:04:27,868 --> 00:04:31,870 But now I have the ultimate platypus elimination weapon. 91 00:04:31,872 --> 00:04:33,438 Perry the Platypus, 92 00:04:33,440 --> 00:04:37,175 recoil in horror at my new creation - 93 00:04:37,177 --> 00:04:42,047 a giant killer robot... man. 94 00:04:42,049 --> 00:04:43,882 (cheerful voice) My name is Norm. 95 00:04:43,884 --> 00:04:47,519 The enemy of the platypus is man. 96 00:04:47,521 --> 00:04:50,122 Whoa-ho-ho-ho-ho! 97 00:04:51,324 --> 00:04:53,992 This is awesome. I did not know this movie was in 3-D. 98 00:04:53,994 --> 00:04:57,095 Please, stop running. 99 00:04:57,097 --> 00:05:01,166 Perhaps we could discuss our differences over coffee. 100 00:05:02,435 --> 00:05:05,370 OK, we're all set. Let's meet our racers. 101 00:05:05,372 --> 00:05:07,439 In the first chariot is us. 102 00:05:07,441 --> 00:05:09,875 Then we got Isabella and the Fireside Girls, 103 00:05:09,877 --> 00:05:11,443 Buford and Baljeet, 104 00:05:11,445 --> 00:05:13,912 and we have one for Candace, too, if she ever shows up. 105 00:05:13,914 --> 00:05:15,547 Here are the maps for everyone. 106 00:05:15,549 --> 00:05:17,549 The first chariot to reach the museum wins. 107 00:05:17,551 --> 00:05:18,917 Any questions? 108 00:05:18,919 --> 00:05:21,386 Yes. Should we not establish the rules first? 109 00:05:21,388 --> 00:05:24,289 This is a chariot race. There are no rules. 110 00:05:24,291 --> 00:05:27,092 No rules? Well, if those are the rules... 111 00:05:27,094 --> 00:05:29,094 Hey, you, you're goin' down. 112 00:05:29,096 --> 00:05:31,096 But we're on the same team. 113 00:05:31,098 --> 00:05:33,465 Then you're goin' down with me. 114 00:05:33,467 --> 00:05:35,967 Each chariot will be pulled by a rocking horse 115 00:05:35,969 --> 00:05:37,969 Ferb souped up with a lawnmower engine. 116 00:05:37,971 --> 00:05:39,938 Phineas, just what do you think you're doing? 117 00:05:39,940 --> 00:05:41,940 Candace, great. You're right on time. 118 00:05:41,942 --> 00:05:44,376 Check out this cool-lookin' helmet we made for you. 119 00:05:44,378 --> 00:05:48,213 And we built you your own chariot that looks just like you. 120 00:05:48,215 --> 00:05:50,916 Oh, that's ridiculous. I do not have wheels. 121 00:05:50,918 --> 00:05:54,052 To the winner of this race, I offer the spoils of the empire. 122 00:05:54,054 --> 00:05:55,921 Dad, they're racing chariots. 123 00:05:55,923 --> 00:05:58,223 That scene's just starting. Come in and sit down. 124 00:05:58,225 --> 00:06:00,625 Come on, Candace. Dad. 125 00:06:00,627 --> 00:06:02,294 Oh, I'm sorry. Do you want some? 126 00:06:02,296 --> 00:06:05,063 (groans) That's it. I'll stop this myself. 127 00:06:05,065 --> 00:06:09,134 At your ready, get set... go! 128 00:06:09,136 --> 00:06:13,038 OK, you two, I've had enough of this - Ow. Hey! 129 00:06:16,109 --> 00:06:17,576 (engine starts) Aah! 130 00:06:17,578 --> 00:06:19,044 Dad! 131 00:06:19,046 --> 00:06:20,512 Oh, now where'd she go? 132 00:06:20,514 --> 00:06:23,048 She's gonna miss all the action. 133 00:06:23,050 --> 00:06:24,950 (Candace screaming) 134 00:06:29,055 --> 00:06:31,056 Looks like Candace made it after all. 135 00:06:31,058 --> 00:06:32,190 Lookin' good, Candace. 136 00:06:32,192 --> 00:06:35,060 Aah! 137 00:06:35,062 --> 00:06:38,196 ♪ I got a motorized nag takin' me for a drag 138 00:06:38,198 --> 00:06:41,433 ♪ Leave the others far behind 139 00:06:41,435 --> 00:06:43,368 ♪ Baby, I ain't braggin', my anachronistic wagon's 140 00:06:43,370 --> 00:06:46,371 ♪ Two millennia ahead of its time 141 00:06:46,373 --> 00:06:49,040 ♪ Talkin' 'bout my chariot 142 00:06:49,042 --> 00:06:51,610 ♪ No, it's not street legal, but it gets me where I wanna go 143 00:06:51,612 --> 00:06:54,613 Aah! ♪ Climb aboard my chariot 144 00:06:54,615 --> 00:06:58,917 ♪ When they hear me come a-rumblin', then everybody wants to know 145 00:06:58,919 --> 00:07:00,986 ♪ "Where'd you get that chariot?" 146 00:07:00,988 --> 00:07:04,990 ♪ I don't need no oracle to tell me how good it feels 147 00:07:04,992 --> 00:07:10,695 ♪ To throw a full-tilt coliseum killer toga party on wheels 148 00:07:10,697 --> 00:07:12,297 Aah! 149 00:07:13,533 --> 00:07:15,300 ♪ Yeah, yeah 150 00:07:15,302 --> 00:07:19,037 Remind me - why did we put spikes on Buford's chariot? 151 00:07:19,039 --> 00:07:22,040 Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! 152 00:07:22,042 --> 00:07:24,309 Reckless endangerment, disrupting traffic... 153 00:07:24,311 --> 00:07:27,012 Ew, they are so busted. 154 00:07:27,014 --> 00:07:30,482 And a bowling ball catapult? I mean, what were we thinking? 155 00:07:31,484 --> 00:07:33,218 Aah! My phone! 156 00:07:33,220 --> 00:07:37,122 Why'd we give them all the cool stuff? What do we have? 157 00:07:37,124 --> 00:07:39,624 Cup holders? Sweet. 158 00:07:39,626 --> 00:07:41,660 Now we're cookin'. 159 00:07:41,662 --> 00:07:43,328 The girls are still gaining! 160 00:07:43,330 --> 00:07:45,564 Failure is not an option for me, my husky friend. 161 00:07:45,566 --> 00:07:48,066 Use your head and think of something, genius. 162 00:07:48,068 --> 00:07:49,668 Exactly. Use my head. 163 00:07:49,670 --> 00:07:53,572 That is right. Eat sparks, my opponents. 164 00:07:53,574 --> 00:07:56,041 Ferb, do you smell something burning? 165 00:07:56,043 --> 00:07:59,177 An unconventional way to use my head, yes, but an effective one. 166 00:08:01,647 --> 00:08:04,349 We should do this more often. 167 00:08:07,653 --> 00:08:10,121 OK, girls, star formation! 168 00:08:10,123 --> 00:08:12,424 ♪ ...yeah 169 00:08:14,327 --> 00:08:16,661 Aah! Sorry. No rules. 170 00:08:16,663 --> 00:08:19,598 Now what? Have to use your head again. 171 00:08:19,600 --> 00:08:22,133 Aieeee! 172 00:08:22,135 --> 00:08:24,135 Aah! 173 00:08:25,104 --> 00:08:27,172 Hey, get back on your own chariot. 174 00:08:27,174 --> 00:08:30,275 ♪ ...talkin' 'bout my chariot 175 00:08:30,277 --> 00:08:32,511 ♪ A hundred horsepower and two big wheels of fun 176 00:08:32,513 --> 00:08:35,280 ♪ Climb aboard my chariot 177 00:08:35,282 --> 00:08:39,117 ♪ You can be my second 'cause I'm gladiator number one 178 00:08:39,119 --> 00:08:42,220 ♪ Get a load of my chariot 179 00:08:42,222 --> 00:08:46,358 (screaming) ♪ Always go full throttle, ask anybody and they'll say 180 00:08:46,360 --> 00:08:47,792 ♪ If you see me a-comin' 181 00:08:47,794 --> 00:08:51,296 ♪ Then you better get outta my way (scream) 182 00:08:51,298 --> 00:08:53,632 We should be coming up on Paul Bunyan's. 183 00:08:53,634 --> 00:08:55,634 ♪ Paul Bunyan's, where the food is good ♪ 184 00:08:55,636 --> 00:08:58,136 (man) But not too good, eh? Oh, there it is! 185 00:08:59,138 --> 00:09:02,607 Are those slacks new? They make you look slimmer. 186 00:09:07,213 --> 00:09:09,214 Honey, have you seen my keys? 187 00:09:09,216 --> 00:09:11,616 Aah! 188 00:09:11,618 --> 00:09:16,521 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah 189 00:09:19,358 --> 00:09:21,593 Look, it's Perry. 190 00:09:21,595 --> 00:09:23,128 I gotcha. 191 00:09:23,130 --> 00:09:24,763 Where you been? (crash) 192 00:09:26,232 --> 00:09:28,133 What is that? 193 00:09:30,136 --> 00:09:32,304 It's half man, half bull. 194 00:09:32,306 --> 00:09:35,307 It's the Minotaur! My name is Norm. 195 00:09:35,309 --> 00:09:37,442 It's Norm the Minotaur! Hit it, Ferb. (Norm) Wait! 196 00:09:37,444 --> 00:09:40,378 Come back! You can borrow my rake. 197 00:09:40,380 --> 00:09:41,446 Aah! 198 00:09:45,084 --> 00:09:46,151 Aah! 199 00:09:46,153 --> 00:09:48,353 Aaaaah! 200 00:09:50,156 --> 00:09:52,524 Aaaah! 201 00:09:54,093 --> 00:09:56,394 Candace has the lead. Go, Candace! 202 00:09:56,396 --> 00:09:59,731 Somebody help me! See, I knew she'd love it. 203 00:09:59,733 --> 00:10:02,567 Let's invite our wives next time. 204 00:10:05,605 --> 00:10:07,505 (grunting) 205 00:10:07,507 --> 00:10:09,507 (grunting) 206 00:10:11,510 --> 00:10:13,578 Candace wins! 207 00:10:13,580 --> 00:10:14,713 (Candace) Aah! 208 00:10:17,383 --> 00:10:19,517 That was the coolest rocking-horse 209 00:10:19,519 --> 00:10:23,121 mower-pulled chariot Minotaur chase ever! 210 00:10:23,123 --> 00:10:24,255 Oh! Ohh, uhh. 211 00:10:24,257 --> 00:10:25,423 Gross. 212 00:10:25,425 --> 00:10:28,493 Phin-e-as and Ferb! Phin-e-as and Ferb! 213 00:10:28,495 --> 00:10:30,762 (chant continues) Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no. 214 00:10:30,764 --> 00:10:34,432 You can't tear up the town with your chariots and expect to get away with it. 215 00:10:34,434 --> 00:10:36,768 When Mom and Dad find out about this - 216 00:10:36,770 --> 00:10:41,406 (Norm) The enemy of the platypus is man. 217 00:10:41,408 --> 00:10:43,308 Listen, pal, you stay out of this. 218 00:10:46,712 --> 00:10:49,714 She turned him to stone! 219 00:10:49,716 --> 00:10:51,383 I did what? Don't look at me! 220 00:10:51,385 --> 00:10:52,550 Wait! It's Medusa! 221 00:10:52,552 --> 00:10:54,319 Doh, that's it. I'm outta here. 222 00:10:54,321 --> 00:10:55,720 Wait. Candace. 223 00:10:55,722 --> 00:10:58,423 Norm! Oh, no, Norm. What did he do to you? 224 00:10:58,425 --> 00:11:01,393 Did the bad little platypus switch you off? 225 00:11:01,395 --> 00:11:02,727 I'll fix that. 226 00:11:02,729 --> 00:11:04,729 My name is Norm. 227 00:11:04,731 --> 00:11:06,798 See? All you needed was a reboot. 228 00:11:06,800 --> 00:11:08,400 Wait. What is this? 229 00:11:08,402 --> 00:11:10,402 What happened to all the lights? 230 00:11:10,404 --> 00:11:12,637 Wait, it's coming loose. I think I can get it off. 231 00:11:12,639 --> 00:11:15,540 The enemy of the platypus is man. 232 00:11:15,542 --> 00:11:17,542 Ooh. Oh, well, now it's stuck. 233 00:11:17,544 --> 00:11:20,512 Aah! Somebody help me! 234 00:11:20,514 --> 00:11:22,814 Secretly, I'm very lonely. 235 00:11:22,816 --> 00:11:25,183 Just wait until Mom finds out about this. 236 00:11:25,185 --> 00:11:28,920 Candace, looks like we owe you a big thanks for defeating the Minotaur. 237 00:11:28,922 --> 00:11:31,489 Who knew you had the power to turn men to stone? 238 00:11:31,491 --> 00:11:33,324 That is so not true. 239 00:11:33,326 --> 00:11:35,326 Who ever heard of something as silly 240 00:11:35,328 --> 00:11:38,329 as turning someone to stooo..ne? 241 00:11:38,331 --> 00:11:40,365 No! No, it can't be! 242 00:11:40,367 --> 00:11:42,434 Aah! I did it again. 243 00:11:42,436 --> 00:11:46,204 Don't look at me. Aah! I'm a monster. Aah! 244 00:11:46,206 --> 00:11:48,339 Make it stop! Aaaah! 245 00:11:48,341 --> 00:11:50,341 It's OK, Ferb. She's gone. You can look now. 246 00:11:50,343 --> 00:11:53,278 No. Not taking any chances. (growling noise) 247 00:11:53,280 --> 00:11:58,616 Hey, look, there's Perry. Still not looking. 248 00:11:58,618 --> 00:12:01,386 Mooooooom! 249 00:12:01,388 --> 00:12:03,388 Look! Look, look, in the backyard. Look! 250 00:12:03,390 --> 00:12:06,458 They've done it again. Just let me drop off the groceries. 251 00:12:06,460 --> 00:12:08,460 (♪ carnival) 252 00:12:08,462 --> 00:12:11,329 This was the best ride ever, guys. 253 00:12:11,331 --> 00:12:13,631 (Russian accent) Ohh, that was very fabulous ride. 254 00:12:13,633 --> 00:12:16,801 Now can you send us back to space station, perhaps? 255 00:12:16,803 --> 00:12:19,671 Iringyabop yelzgenick mab. 256 00:12:22,976 --> 00:12:28,413 OK, tell me you don't see a giant, enormous Ferris wheel in the backyard. 257 00:12:28,415 --> 00:12:32,584 All right, I don't see a giant, enormous Ferris wheel in the backyard. 258 00:12:32,586 --> 00:12:34,452 Hi, Mom. Hi, kids. 259 00:12:34,454 --> 00:12:36,321 Why don't you come in for snacks? 260 00:12:36,323 --> 00:12:38,022 Why don't you come in for some snacks? 261 00:12:38,024 --> 00:12:39,557 Oh, there you are, Perry. 262 00:12:39,559 --> 00:12:41,993 Oh, there you are, Perry. And Ferb says... 263 00:12:41,995 --> 00:12:44,395 You know, gladiators were Roman, not Greek. 264 00:12:44,397 --> 00:12:46,865 (sighs) It's always the same thing every day. 265 00:12:46,867 --> 00:12:49,033 The same insane routine. 266 00:12:49,035 --> 00:12:53,571 (man on TV) Do you live in the Danville area and want to bust your brothers? 267 00:12:53,573 --> 00:12:55,573 Call now and you can be on the next episode 268 00:12:55,575 --> 00:12:58,576 of "Bust 'Em!" Yes, yes! 269 00:12:58,578 --> 00:13:01,479 ♪ When you're bothered by your brothers and you can't convince your mother 270 00:13:01,481 --> 00:13:03,014 ♪ And you don't think you can take another day 271 00:13:03,016 --> 00:13:05,550 ♪ Don't swear 'cause they got your back against the wall 272 00:13:05,552 --> 00:13:08,386 ♪ And you think you've tried it all, there's a number you should call 273 00:13:08,388 --> 00:13:09,687 ♪ To throw them underneath a bus 274 00:13:09,689 --> 00:13:13,525 ♪ Just leave the busting to us ♪ 275 00:13:13,527 --> 00:13:15,560 Bust 'em! Bust 'em! Bust 'em! 276 00:13:15,562 --> 00:13:17,562 Operators are standing by. 277 00:13:17,564 --> 00:13:20,398 Hello, "Bust 'Em"? Do I have a show for you. 278 00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:22,467 Bright, sunny and clear. 279 00:13:22,469 --> 00:13:24,469 Yep, it's gonna be a hot one. 280 00:13:24,471 --> 00:13:26,538 Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today. 281 00:13:26,540 --> 00:13:28,540 Well, I'm off to my cooking class. 282 00:13:28,542 --> 00:13:30,642 You kids keep cool today. 283 00:13:30,644 --> 00:13:34,312 Oh, good. Our stuff is here. Already? 284 00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:36,648 Yeah, well - OK, OK. 285 00:13:36,650 --> 00:13:40,652 You guys keep doing whatever it is you guys do. 286 00:13:40,654 --> 00:13:42,654 That seemed oddly out of character. 287 00:13:42,656 --> 00:13:44,422 Hey, where's Perry? 288 00:13:45,691 --> 00:13:47,659 ♪ Perry 289 00:13:47,661 --> 00:13:50,562 (♪ spy theme) 290 00:13:50,564 --> 00:13:52,697 ♪ Perry 291 00:13:52,699 --> 00:13:53,832 Morning, Agent P. 292 00:13:53,834 --> 00:13:55,834 It's a beautiful day in the Tri-State area, 293 00:13:55,836 --> 00:13:59,938 just the kind of day that makes Dr. Doofenshmirtz a little verklempt. 294 00:13:59,940 --> 00:14:01,706 That's why your mission is... 295 00:14:01,708 --> 00:14:05,844 sky... weather... rain... Doofenshmirtz. 296 00:14:05,846 --> 00:14:08,713 Uh, we're breaking up. Let me call you on a land line. 297 00:14:08,715 --> 00:14:14,919 So, just to recap - sky, weather, rain, Doofenshmirtz. 298 00:14:14,921 --> 00:14:16,721 (woman) Are you Candace? Yes. 299 00:14:16,723 --> 00:14:18,656 Get in. We're from the TV show. 300 00:14:18,658 --> 00:14:21,359 My name is Lulu Jones, and this is my assistant, Fifi. 301 00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:23,661 Hi there. So you really think you can bust my brothers? 302 00:14:23,663 --> 00:14:25,997 Ha-ha-ha. You're so cute. Isn't she cute, Fifi? 303 00:14:25,999 --> 00:14:28,366 Oh, yes, she is. Ha-ha-ha! 304 00:14:28,368 --> 00:14:30,735 You see, Candace, busting is my middle name. 305 00:14:30,737 --> 00:14:33,538 It's my actual middle name. Lulu "Busting" Jones. 306 00:14:33,540 --> 00:14:37,942 But you have no idea what my brothers are capable of. 307 00:14:37,944 --> 00:14:40,612 Believe me, I know. That's why I created this show. 308 00:14:40,614 --> 00:14:43,114 My brothers used to drive me crazy. 309 00:14:43,116 --> 00:14:45,783 Let me tell you a story, the story of "Bust" and "Them." 310 00:14:45,785 --> 00:14:48,653 Bust fights Them, but Them fights right back. 311 00:14:48,655 --> 00:14:51,689 It's the age-old struggle, but in the end, Them w- always wins. 312 00:14:51,691 --> 00:14:54,726 No, I'm sorry. Wait. Bust - ha-ha - Bust always wins. 313 00:14:54,728 --> 00:14:56,127 That's it. Yes! 314 00:14:56,129 --> 00:14:58,630 Bust Them. Ha-ha! The point is, I feel your pain. 315 00:14:58,632 --> 00:15:01,699 Mom never believed they were the ones breaking the plates or scratching the records. 316 00:15:01,701 --> 00:15:04,636 Um, uh, my brothers don't break plates or scratch records. 317 00:15:04,638 --> 00:15:07,171 Well, whatever they're doing, we'll get them. 318 00:15:07,173 --> 00:15:09,941 Our crew has planted cameras covering every square inch of your backyard. 319 00:15:09,943 --> 00:15:12,944 Basically, if a squirrel breaks wind, we'll have it on tape. 320 00:15:12,946 --> 00:15:15,480 Fifi, none of these cameras seem to be working. 321 00:15:15,482 --> 00:15:17,916 Actually, I think camera number eight is working fine. 322 00:15:17,918 --> 00:15:19,751 (breaks wind) 323 00:15:19,753 --> 00:15:22,553 So... your show must be pretty popular, huh? 324 00:15:22,555 --> 00:15:25,023 Not really. We're having some problems with our ratings. 325 00:15:25,025 --> 00:15:27,725 Our station manager is threatening to pull the plug, 326 00:15:27,727 --> 00:15:30,194 but with an episode like this one, it'll never happen. 327 00:15:30,196 --> 00:15:31,863 Come on, gimme one. One what? 328 00:15:31,865 --> 00:15:33,865 A "Bust 'em!" Gimme a "Bust 'em." 329 00:15:33,867 --> 00:15:36,734 Come on! (both) Bust 'em! Bust 'em! Bust 'em! 330 00:15:36,736 --> 00:15:39,037 You know, they must be done by now anyway. 331 00:15:39,039 --> 00:15:42,040 Done with what? I don't know. It's different every day. 332 00:15:42,042 --> 00:15:43,641 Come on, I'll show you. 333 00:15:44,843 --> 00:15:48,613 So where is this thing I'm supposed to film? 334 00:15:49,982 --> 00:15:51,983 So, what do you think? 335 00:15:51,985 --> 00:15:55,787 I think we finally have our (squeakvery special episode! 336 00:15:55,789 --> 00:15:58,623 Hey, Candace, what do you think of the water slide? 337 00:15:58,625 --> 00:16:01,826 ♪ Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated ♪ 338 00:16:03,162 --> 00:16:06,064 Ha-ha! Oh-ho, Perry the Platypus. (crash) 339 00:16:06,066 --> 00:16:10,001 I can't believe you fell for that old fake window trick. 340 00:16:10,003 --> 00:16:11,569 Ha-ha-ha. Whoo! 341 00:16:11,571 --> 00:16:12,837 (crash) 342 00:16:12,839 --> 00:16:14,539 Wait a second. How did you - 343 00:16:14,541 --> 00:16:16,541 (gasps) Oh, I can't believe 344 00:16:16,543 --> 00:16:19,744 I fell for the old fake Perry the Platypus bit. 345 00:16:19,746 --> 00:16:21,779 That was pretty good, Perry the Platypus. 346 00:16:21,781 --> 00:16:23,781 I gotta give you props on that one. 347 00:16:23,783 --> 00:16:26,617 I know, I know. You're wondering about the hat, right? 348 00:16:26,619 --> 00:16:28,619 It's part of my new magic kit. 349 00:16:28,621 --> 00:16:32,724 Ever since the seventh grade, I have wanted to be a magician. 350 00:16:32,726 --> 00:16:35,526 But it was a pretty tough road. 351 00:16:39,798 --> 00:16:42,633 Hey, wait. Where-Where's Bobo the rabbit? 352 00:16:42,635 --> 00:16:44,702 (audience laughs) 353 00:16:51,777 --> 00:16:54,112 (grunts) 354 00:16:54,114 --> 00:16:56,814 (sing-song) Can somebody please get me out of this? 355 00:16:56,816 --> 00:16:59,717 Anyone? Hello? 356 00:17:01,286 --> 00:17:05,857 But I guess my dreams faded into sepia tone somewhere along the way. 357 00:17:05,859 --> 00:17:07,992 Oh, Perry the Platypus, your shoes are untied. 358 00:17:09,294 --> 00:17:10,294 Psych! 359 00:17:10,296 --> 00:17:15,967 I'd like to introduce you to the Gloominator 3000... inator. 360 00:17:16,969 --> 00:17:18,302 Hmm? What's that? 361 00:17:18,304 --> 00:17:19,971 Could it be Morse code 362 00:17:19,973 --> 00:17:23,074 for "That evil gadget looks so manly and threatening. 363 00:17:23,076 --> 00:17:25,076 What on Earth does it do?" 364 00:17:25,078 --> 00:17:27,745 All right, I'll tell you. Sheesh, stop bugging me. 365 00:17:27,747 --> 00:17:31,949 With this I will launch thousands of weather pellets into the atmosphere, 366 00:17:31,951 --> 00:17:38,156 thereby plunging the Tri-State area into a new ice age! 367 00:17:38,158 --> 00:17:39,991 But before I do that, 368 00:17:39,993 --> 00:17:43,928 I shall finally make Perry the Platypus disappear! 369 00:17:43,930 --> 00:17:45,163 Voila! 370 00:17:45,165 --> 00:17:47,165 Ha-ha. It really worked. 371 00:17:47,167 --> 00:17:50,168 Maybe I should have stuck with the magic business, hmm? 372 00:17:50,170 --> 00:17:53,004 Hey, Candace, wanna join our maiden voyage? 373 00:17:53,006 --> 00:17:56,007 I'm not gonna be a guinea pig for one of your harebrained - Candace, wait. 374 00:17:56,009 --> 00:17:59,010 We need you to get on that ride with this secret hidden camera. 375 00:17:59,012 --> 00:18:02,847 Now go get that footage and leave the busting to us! 376 00:18:02,849 --> 00:18:05,616 Everybody ready? Make sure your life vests are securely fastened 377 00:18:05,618 --> 00:18:09,153 In case we capsize, your seat cushions can function as a headstone. 378 00:18:09,155 --> 00:18:12,323 Oh, you don't want to get this wet. But-But-But-But - 379 00:18:15,861 --> 00:18:18,629 Come on, Candace, that wasn't too bad, was it? 380 00:18:18,631 --> 00:18:20,098 Actually, that was kinda - 381 00:18:20,100 --> 00:18:21,933 (all scream) 382 00:18:23,335 --> 00:18:25,603 (gasps) That's it. 383 00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:27,004 It's over, right? 384 00:18:27,006 --> 00:18:27,839 (laughs) (laugh) 385 00:18:27,841 --> 00:18:29,974 ♪ Summer, I love summer 386 00:18:29,976 --> 00:18:32,643 ♪ We like summertime (screaming) 387 00:18:32,645 --> 00:18:34,345 Whoa! ♪ Summer... 388 00:18:34,347 --> 00:18:37,014 Whoa! Whoo! 389 00:18:37,016 --> 00:18:40,618 Whew! Aah! 390 00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:43,321 ♪ Gotta think summer now 391 00:18:43,323 --> 00:18:44,989 Aah! 392 00:18:48,627 --> 00:18:50,094 You wanna go again? 393 00:18:50,096 --> 00:18:51,329 Are you crazy?! 394 00:18:51,331 --> 00:18:53,030 Oh, she'd love to! Ha-ha. 395 00:18:53,032 --> 00:18:55,333 We need that footage if you wanna bust 'em. 396 00:18:55,335 --> 00:18:58,302 We disguised the camera this time. Don't lose it. 397 00:18:58,304 --> 00:19:01,439 (all) Whoa! 398 00:19:01,441 --> 00:19:03,441 (screaming) 399 00:19:05,878 --> 00:19:07,912 Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! 400 00:19:07,914 --> 00:19:12,049 Now let's test my Gloominator 3000-inator. 401 00:19:12,051 --> 00:19:14,785 A couple of these ought to be enough. Let's see. 402 00:19:14,787 --> 00:19:16,087 Whoo-hoo! 403 00:19:16,089 --> 00:19:18,156 Look at them go! 404 00:19:20,392 --> 00:19:24,662 Perfect. Now for the real thing. 405 00:19:24,664 --> 00:19:27,899 Hmm. Maybe I can squeeze Lemme see. in there. 406 00:19:27,901 --> 00:19:30,001 Perry the Platypus? 407 00:19:31,137 --> 00:19:36,073 Do you know that I've been looking for you since the seventh grade? 408 00:19:36,075 --> 00:19:38,109 (sound of gun cocking) 409 00:19:39,077 --> 00:19:42,046 Aah! 410 00:19:42,048 --> 00:19:45,183 I can't believe you spent our entire life savings on a bunny farm 411 00:19:45,185 --> 00:19:47,318 and forgot to buy any bunnies. 412 00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:49,921 But, dear, I... I mean, what did ya think - 413 00:19:49,923 --> 00:19:53,224 rabbits were just gonna fall outta the sky? 414 00:19:56,328 --> 00:19:59,897 Looks like somebody owes me an apology. 415 00:19:59,899 --> 00:20:03,434 Touché. (coughs) 416 00:20:03,436 --> 00:20:06,037 So, Lulu, 417 00:20:06,039 --> 00:20:08,806 did we get enough footage? Did we ever! 418 00:20:09,975 --> 00:20:11,976 Now we need you to call your mom 419 00:20:11,978 --> 00:20:13,978 for the big confrontation scene, 420 00:20:13,980 --> 00:20:16,180 and I'll call the station manager. 421 00:20:16,182 --> 00:20:19,116 Hi, Mom. Hi, Candace. What took you so long? 422 00:20:19,118 --> 00:20:21,118 Just get over here as soon as you can. 423 00:20:21,120 --> 00:20:23,487 This time, it's gonna be different. 424 00:20:23,489 --> 00:20:26,057 Sir, you should come over here right away. 425 00:20:26,059 --> 00:20:29,126 This will be our best show ever, I guarantee it! 426 00:20:31,163 --> 00:20:34,966 Hey, that evil scientist just stole my bike. 427 00:20:34,968 --> 00:20:39,036 Hey, that nice duck just gave me 20 bucks for my skateboard. 428 00:20:39,038 --> 00:20:40,805 Ooh, this is great! 429 00:20:40,807 --> 00:20:44,108 I can smell that second season pickup. 430 00:20:44,110 --> 00:20:45,276 What was that? 431 00:20:48,513 --> 00:20:50,815 My mom is here. My station manager is here. 432 00:20:50,817 --> 00:20:52,450 Candace, what's going on? 433 00:20:52,452 --> 00:20:54,452 Who are these people? Could you please - 434 00:20:54,454 --> 00:20:56,287 Mom, Mom, we're gonna be on TV. 435 00:20:56,289 --> 00:20:58,122 I can finally prove everything. 436 00:20:58,124 --> 00:21:00,124 I'm talking about ratings dynamite here, sir. 437 00:21:00,126 --> 00:21:03,194 Tell me that's not ratings dynamite! 438 00:21:03,196 --> 00:21:06,163 That's not ratings dynamite. That's a suburban backyard. 439 00:21:06,165 --> 00:21:09,066 But I have - I'm sorry, I don't understand. What? 440 00:21:09,068 --> 00:21:10,368 Where is everything?! 441 00:21:10,370 --> 00:21:12,069 Welcome to my world. 442 00:21:12,071 --> 00:21:14,372 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. The videotapes! 443 00:21:14,374 --> 00:21:17,108 All the proof is still in the van. Come on, give me a "Bust 'em." 444 00:21:17,110 --> 00:21:19,243 (both) Bust 'em! Bust 'em! Bust 'em! 445 00:21:19,245 --> 00:21:22,446 You get that a lot? Pretty much every day around here. 446 00:21:22,448 --> 00:21:24,448 It's in the van, it's in the van... 447 00:21:24,450 --> 00:21:27,918 I don't think I could take this every day. You get used to it. 448 00:21:27,920 --> 00:21:30,388 The van. Where is the van?! 449 00:21:30,390 --> 00:21:31,922 Ha-ha-ha. 450 00:21:31,924 --> 00:21:34,258 So nice of them to leave the keys inside. 451 00:21:37,829 --> 00:21:39,830 That's what you get for being the good guy. 452 00:21:39,832 --> 00:21:43,200 You have to stop at all the traffic signals. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. 453 00:21:43,202 --> 00:21:45,403 Uh, oh, no, what is this? 454 00:21:45,405 --> 00:21:48,973 Curse you, Perry the Platypus! 455 00:21:48,975 --> 00:21:50,508 So, kids, keepin' cool today? 456 00:21:50,510 --> 00:21:52,209 Hi, Mom. (Phineas) Hi, Mom. 457 00:21:52,211 --> 00:21:54,478 Oh, there you are, Perry. Oh, there you are, Perry. 458 00:21:54,480 --> 00:21:56,514 And Ferb says... 459 00:21:56,516 --> 00:21:59,183 And that is why I will never wear suspenders in public. 460 00:21:59,185 --> 00:22:02,253 Now for some snacks. Why don't you kids come inside for some pie? 461 00:22:02,255 --> 00:22:04,055 Yeah, I'll take some pie. 462 00:22:04,057 --> 00:22:06,457 Now you understand my pain. 463 00:22:06,459 --> 00:22:10,461 Want some pie? 464 00:22:10,463 --> 00:22:13,331 I'm getting dizzy. 465 00:22:13,333 --> 00:22:16,267 Maybe I'm supposed to turn into a skid. 466 00:22:16,269 --> 00:22:18,202 Whoooooa! 467 00:22:18,204 --> 00:22:20,438 I can't believe you sold our lucrative bunny farm 468 00:22:20,440 --> 00:22:22,606 and bought a van rental place, 469 00:22:22,608 --> 00:22:24,975 and you didn't buy a single van! 470 00:22:24,977 --> 00:22:27,144 (incoming whistle) 471 00:22:29,314 --> 00:22:31,349 Not one word. 472 00:22:31,351 --> 00:22:32,416 (crash) 42629

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