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♪ Il... ♪
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♪ ...lumination ♪
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♪ Illumination ♪
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♪ Illumination. ♪
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Hyah! Hyah!
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Hey! Hey! Hey!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
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Uh...
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Eh...
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-Hey.
-Hey. Yoo-hoo.
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Oh!
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All right, everybody,
gather round.
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This is our latest,
very special exhibit
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where you'll learn all about
your favorite movies
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-and actors.
-Wow. -Ooh.
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Welcome to
The Magic of Hollywood!
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Look at all this cool stuff. Oh.
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Look up there. It's E.T.
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Oh, and look at this one.
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Keanu Reeves.
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And you all know
George Lucas, right?
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Oh, yes, he's great.
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I'd really like to go home now.
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Come on, only a few more weeks
left in the exhibit.
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You can do it.
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Can I at least have
my cell phone?
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Oh, George, you're just gonna
use it to call for help.
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Oh, and over here,
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oh, wow, the most important
figures in the exhibit.
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Without them,
there would be no Hollywood.
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James and Henry!
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Who?
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Are you serious?
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James and Henry.
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-Minions.
-I know the Minions.
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But I've never seen, uh...
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James and Henry.
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-Yeah. Never heard of them.
-Me neither.
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This is insane!
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James and Henry are legends, and
they changed Hollywood forever.
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Not just Hollywood,
they changed the world.
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And their story is epic.
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They're what?
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What is she talking about?
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You know what? Change of plans.
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Everybody, sit down. Now.
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All of you. Come on, sit down.
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Tommy. You, too, Glasses
and Mr. Johnson.
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And-and-and you, too,
Bubble Girl.
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As you may know,
throughout time,
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dozens of Minion tribes
have been roaming our planet,
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searching forthe perfect villain
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to serve.
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♪ Ho, ho... ♪
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And among themwas a very special guy.
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That's him right there.
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James.
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He liked to draw, paint,but, above all,
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he loved to invent storiesand share them with his buddies.
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-Hey, Alberto. Look at me booka.
-Huh?
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¿Te gusta?
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Uh... um, meh.
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Ah. Uh, Eric.
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Huh?
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-Hey, James! Hey!
-Okay?
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Uh, uh, es... Sí, sí.
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The rest of his tribe, however,
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they were just interestedin one thing.
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Big Boss. Ooh...
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To serve the most evilmaster they can find.
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And this guy checkedall the boxes.
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Scary? Check.
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Burly? Check.
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-Super mean?
-Ooh.
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Pout! Pout! Pout!
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Double check.
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Oh.
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No, no, no!
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Pout! Pout! Pout!
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Pout! Pout! Pout!
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He was a perfect ten.
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Pout! Pout! Pout!
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Pout! Pout! Pout!
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To show their new masterhow much they cared,
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the Minions did everythingfor him.
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But James wantedto go one step further
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and create somethingtruly wonderful for his master.
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Uh, uh, what? Ah.
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Ah. Hey, Big Boss!
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Hey, looka! Looka!
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Regarde!
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C'est tu!
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Et c'est nous!
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Big Boss! Big Boss! Big Boss!
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Pout, pout, pout.
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Uh...
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No, pout, pout, pouta. No.
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No.
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Eh?
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Regarde! Regarde!
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Ah, ooh, ooh.
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Uh, pulla, pulla...
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Phew.
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Hey, hey, uh, no, no, no!
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¡Cuidado! !Cuidado!
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Oomph!
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Ow!
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Oh! Ooh! Oh!
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-Oh, James.
-James.
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The Minions were banished
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from the Cyclops's islandthat day,
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and everyone was mad at James.
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James, James, James!
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-Oh.
-Well, not everyone.
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--One other Minionfound it very funny.
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Big Boss. Pout, pout, pout.
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Ayah, ouch.
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And that was Henry.
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Ooh la la la.
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Allez.
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Hey, James.
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Ah, sí, sí.
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Uh-uh.
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Nope. Nope, nope, nope.
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Hey.
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Huh?
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Mee-ta Henry.
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Ah, bello. Mee-ta James.
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-Tapioca?
-Ah, oh, tapioca.
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Ooh, hey.
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Sí.
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Oh, oh.
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Hey, oh!
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-Ah, o-okay. Sí, sí.
-Sí. Sí.
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Blah.
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And from that moment on,
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James and Henrywere inseparable.
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The best of friendsand by each other's side
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-no matter where they went...
-Big Boss! Big Boss!
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-...or who they worked for.
-Big Boss! Big Boss! Big Boss!
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Their next masterwas extremely promising,
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very powerful and,more importantly, very evil.
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And his book-- ooh, dear me,it had some wicked spells in it.
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Misha stroganoff.
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Oh la la la.
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Brush up! Brush up!
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No touch of la bookiski.
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-No touch of!
-Okay, okay. No touch of.
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Ah.
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-No touch of!
-Bah no, no.
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Hey, James. James.
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Come here, come here. Looka.
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Touch of la bookiski.
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Oh.
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Looka. Come here, come here.
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Oh.
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Bella la monstra.
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Ooh la. Ooh.
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Oh, oh! La! La rabbit!
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Holy kawaii! Voy a la spella.
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Uh...
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Aw.
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...cute-a.
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Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no!
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Uh, hah. Blah. Command-Zed.
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Command-Zed!
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Undo!
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Command-Zed!
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Undo!
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Once again, the Minionshad inadvertently lost a master.
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Henry!
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On the plus side,
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James and Henry's friendshipbecame stronger that day...
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-Uh...
-Uh...
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...even if it made
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some of the other Minionsunhappy.
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Oh, this is Ed, by the way.
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He's a friendly Minionwho is a bit hard of hearing.
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So they came up with a way ofcommunicating with each other.
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-Y polenta, la mango.
-Mm-hmm.
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Come here.
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Huh?
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And so the Minions wentfrom one boss to the next.
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And there were many.
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The Big Boss!
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Uh, buddies.
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Por favor.
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Uh. Huh? Ah!
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Oh, Chris!
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Oh, Bill.
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Oh, Patrick.
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Huh?
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Oh, Brian.
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But after a while,
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they couldn't findany more evil masters to serve.
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For a very long time,the Minions wandered about,
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tired and losing hope.
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Okay.
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Okay?
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And thatvery bossy Minion there,
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that's Dick.
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He barked at everyoneto make camp for the night.
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Eh, bup, bup, bup, bup, bup.
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Now, because of their nonstop
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blabbering and giggling,Dick ordered Henry and James
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to go sleep away fromeveryone else, as per usual.
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Which was fine with them,
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as it meant they couldstay up all night
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discussing the meaning of life,the cosmos,
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their hopes, their dreams.
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-Ooh la la.
-Bank you.
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-Bellissimo, James.
-Uh-huh.
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Ah. ...Dick.
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...asparagus.
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Mick or no.
Mick or no. Mick or no.
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-Hey, yo!
-Henry, James! Sleepa!
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Hey.
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Go, go, go.
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-Hey, Henry, wake up.
-Huh?
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Oof. And with that,
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Dick lost his temper... again.
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And he said all he had onhis mind about the two friends.
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Henry thought long and hardabout Dick's remarks...
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and decided to punch him.
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But thankfully Ed intervened,
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signed for his friendto calm down,
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breathe deeply...
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-and...
-Hey. Hey!
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...punched Dick himself.
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-Uh, putt, putt, putt, putt.
-Okay?
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Well, this seemed like
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-the breaking point...
-Looka!
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...but then Dick saw something
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that would changethe Minions' lives forever.
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Big Boss! Ah! Ooh! Ah!
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Big Boss.
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Hey, buddies!
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Bye-bye!
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What the...?
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Hyah!
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Huh? Buddies, looka!
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To the train!
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-Follow him!
-Get on up! Get after him!
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Go, go, go!
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Hmm?
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-After him!
-Come here, you little...
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Hey!
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Huh? Oh.
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Hey! Down here!
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Buddies! Helpa me!
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What? Oh!
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Whoa, whoa!
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Big Boss! Hey!
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-Uh, oh.
-Oh.
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Hey, hey, looka.
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Toot, toot!
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Uh, uh, oh.
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Oh, oh, oh.
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Hey. Toot, toot!
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-Toot!
-Toot!
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Agh.
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-Broke off.
-Huh?
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Toot, toot!
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-Toot, toot, toot!
-Toot, toot!
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Buddies, go, go!
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Toot, toot!
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Ah!
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Please don't hurt me!
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Big Boss.
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Phew.
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Look out!
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Kumquat?
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Huh?
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Huh?
274
00:19:28,036 --> 00:19:29,804
No.
275
00:19:35,609 --> 00:19:38,113
Stop!
276
00:19:38,146 --> 00:19:41,950
Sto...
277
00:19:41,983 --> 00:19:44,352
...op!
278
00:19:53,995 --> 00:19:55,830
Toot, toot.
279
00:19:55,863 --> 00:19:57,966
Cut!
280
00:19:57,999 --> 00:20:00,235
Okay, people, back to one.
281
00:20:01,669 --> 00:20:03,138
And you!
282
00:20:03,171 --> 00:20:05,273
Do you have any idea
what you have done?
283
00:20:06,942 --> 00:20:08,910
...la Boss y, uh, conducto...
284
00:20:08,944 --> 00:20:11,679
Huh? E la toot, toot.
Y la James también.
285
00:20:11,712 --> 00:20:12,847
Sí, toot, toot.
286
00:20:14,782 --> 00:20:16,384
Stop! Stop.
287
00:20:16,418 --> 00:20:18,386
You've ruined everything.
288
00:20:18,420 --> 00:20:20,288
It was a perfect scene.
289
00:20:20,322 --> 00:20:23,258
All that work. All that money.
All that effort.
290
00:20:23,291 --> 00:20:24,859
Uh... No?
291
00:20:24,892 --> 00:20:26,161
Get out of here.
292
00:20:26,194 --> 00:20:27,862
You, you, you, you,
you, you, you, you.
293
00:20:27,895 --> 00:20:28,896
-And you.
-Me?
294
00:20:28,930 --> 00:20:30,365
Definitely you. Get out!
295
00:20:30,398 --> 00:20:33,301
Out! Out, out, out, out, out!
296
00:20:33,335 --> 00:20:35,203
Out!
297
00:20:37,272 --> 00:20:39,207
Verschwindet!
298
00:20:39,241 --> 00:20:40,942
Let's go again.
299
00:20:40,976 --> 00:20:42,310
Uh, hey, boss.
300
00:20:42,344 --> 00:20:44,146
We're out of film.
301
00:20:45,880 --> 00:20:48,416
This is not going
to go down well.
302
00:21:07,801 --> 00:21:09,971
You tell that no-talent bum
303
00:21:10,005 --> 00:21:12,207
if he messes up again,
he's fired!
304
00:21:12,240 --> 00:21:14,476
And then send him
a bottle of champagne
305
00:21:14,509 --> 00:21:16,444
because it's his birthday.
306
00:21:16,478 --> 00:21:18,947
Oh! There he is.
307
00:21:18,980 --> 00:21:20,916
Our favorite director.
308
00:21:20,949 --> 00:21:22,150
Hello, Mr. Bright.
309
00:21:22,184 --> 00:21:23,919
-Mr. Bright.
-Yeah, yeah, yeah.
310
00:21:23,952 --> 00:21:25,453
--All right,
let's see what you shot.
311
00:21:26,488 --> 00:21:28,023
Roll the scene, now.
312
00:21:28,056 --> 00:21:30,158
We are so excited to see it.
313
00:21:30,192 --> 00:21:31,359
Come on, let's go.
314
00:21:31,393 --> 00:21:33,161
Just so you know, Mr. Bright,
315
00:21:33,195 --> 00:21:34,795
we had...
316
00:21:34,828 --> 00:21:37,065
a small problem.
317
00:21:37,098 --> 00:21:37,933
A problem?
318
00:21:37,966 --> 00:21:40,402
Is just a puzzle
for friends to solve.
319
00:21:40,435 --> 00:21:42,404
Problems cost money, Elwood.
320
00:21:42,437 --> 00:21:43,972
If this scene is terrible,
321
00:21:44,005 --> 00:21:48,076
you will never work
in this town again.
322
00:21:48,109 --> 00:21:49,344
But we're sure you'll do great
323
00:21:49,377 --> 00:21:51,379
in any number of other towns.
324
00:21:52,880 --> 00:21:54,382
Roll the scene, please,
and thank you.
325
00:22:18,473 --> 00:22:20,774
Ooh, here we go.
326
00:22:23,979 --> 00:22:25,480
What is going on?
327
00:22:25,513 --> 00:22:28,116
I know. That's what I was
trying to tell you at the...
328
00:22:30,919 --> 00:22:32,820
What are those things?
329
00:22:32,853 --> 00:22:34,556
Uh... they, uh...
330
00:22:34,589 --> 00:22:36,024
You changed the whole scene.
331
00:22:36,057 --> 00:22:37,926
But I didn't.
332
00:22:37,959 --> 00:22:40,894
I... oh, boy, I didn't.
333
00:22:40,929 --> 00:22:42,530
It's genius!
334
00:22:42,564 --> 00:22:43,999
What?
335
00:22:45,567 --> 00:22:47,269
The scene, it's great.
336
00:22:47,302 --> 00:22:49,137
It's better than great.
I love it!
337
00:22:49,170 --> 00:22:51,973
Those sickly children,
oh, they're fantastic.
338
00:22:52,007 --> 00:22:53,575
They have to be in
every shot of the movie.
339
00:22:53,608 --> 00:22:55,210
Uh... yeah.
340
00:22:55,243 --> 00:22:57,245
Okay. Absolutely.
341
00:22:57,279 --> 00:23:00,348
I'm going to get
my very good friends--
342
00:23:00,382 --> 00:23:02,951
just those, uh, uh,
what's their names--
343
00:23:02,984 --> 00:23:05,253
and put them in the movie!
344
00:23:09,190 --> 00:23:10,191
Sam?
345
00:23:10,225 --> 00:23:11,825
Elwood?
346
00:23:11,859 --> 00:23:13,561
Would you mind playing it?
347
00:23:13,595 --> 00:23:15,063
All right.
348
00:23:18,466 --> 00:23:21,036
Ah, that's the stuff, Frankie.
349
00:23:21,069 --> 00:23:24,139
Ah, yes, it is, Elwood.
350
00:23:24,172 --> 00:23:27,175
Schnell! Schnell! Get me my car!
351
00:23:27,208 --> 00:23:29,177
Faster, faster!
352
00:23:29,210 --> 00:23:31,546
We need to find them.
Where are they?
353
00:23:31,579 --> 00:23:32,880
Get out of the way!
354
00:23:32,914 --> 00:23:34,582
Move it, move it!
355
00:23:39,054 --> 00:23:40,422
Give women the vote!
356
00:23:40,455 --> 00:23:41,956
Give women the vote!
357
00:23:41,990 --> 00:23:43,591
-Give women the vote!
-Take the next right.
358
00:23:43,625 --> 00:23:45,327
They could be on Sunset.
359
00:23:46,628 --> 00:23:48,463
-Ah.
-Ah.
360
00:23:48,496 --> 00:23:50,498
Oh, looka!
361
00:23:50,532 --> 00:23:51,933
Ooh, ooh, ooh!
362
00:23:55,403 --> 00:23:57,005
Mmm!
363
00:23:57,038 --> 00:23:58,373
Hey, hey!
364
00:24:03,945 --> 00:24:05,180
Oh.
365
00:24:08,516 --> 00:24:09,584
Eh, looka.
366
00:24:15,690 --> 00:24:17,625
Hey!
367
00:24:17,659 --> 00:24:19,527
-Huh?
-Don't let 'em get away!
368
00:24:20,995 --> 00:24:22,530
Huh?
369
00:24:25,667 --> 00:24:27,102
Huh?
370
00:24:35,443 --> 00:24:37,245
Whoa!
371
00:24:47,422 --> 00:24:48,456
My boys!
372
00:24:48,490 --> 00:24:51,226
I've been looking all over
for you. Get in, get in.
373
00:24:51,259 --> 00:24:52,961
-There they are!
-Uh...
374
00:24:52,994 --> 00:24:54,429
Get those little guys!
375
00:24:55,630 --> 00:24:57,632
Quick, quick.
376
00:24:57,665 --> 00:24:59,033
Go, go, go!
377
00:25:00,969 --> 00:25:03,471
Don't let them get away!
378
00:25:03,505 --> 00:25:05,273
Banana!
379
00:25:14,015 --> 00:25:16,151
Wunderbar. Wunderbar.
380
00:25:16,184 --> 00:25:17,719
Uh, first things first.
381
00:25:17,752 --> 00:25:19,154
Who are you?
382
00:25:19,187 --> 00:25:20,622
-...Henry.
-Y James.
383
00:25:20,655 --> 00:25:22,290
...Dick.
384
00:25:24,192 --> 00:25:25,493
-...Ed.
-Uh...
385
00:25:25,527 --> 00:25:27,128
-Soy Peter!
-...Ken.
386
00:25:32,066 --> 00:25:34,269
Is-is there a name
I can just call all of you?
387
00:25:34,302 --> 00:25:35,437
Bah...
388
00:25:35,470 --> 00:25:36,604
Minions.
389
00:25:36,638 --> 00:25:39,474
Look, Minions, my name is Max.
390
00:25:39,507 --> 00:25:40,742
Bello, Max!
391
00:25:40,775 --> 00:25:42,710
Yeah, hi.
392
00:25:42,744 --> 00:25:45,013
Okay, I'm so sorry
about earlier.
393
00:25:45,046 --> 00:25:47,749
So, I would like
to work with you.
394
00:25:47,782 --> 00:25:49,717
We should make movies.
395
00:25:49,751 --> 00:25:51,052
-Movies?
-Movies?
396
00:25:51,085 --> 00:25:52,320
-Movies?
-Huh?
397
00:25:52,353 --> 00:25:54,389
You don't know what movies are?
398
00:25:54,422 --> 00:25:55,590
Mm...
399
00:25:55,623 --> 00:26:00,395
Movies are stories that
play out right in front of you,
400
00:26:00,428 --> 00:26:05,033
and people love them and people
love the people who make them.
401
00:26:05,066 --> 00:26:07,001
...storya.
402
00:26:07,035 --> 00:26:09,604
James...
La storya.
403
00:26:09,637 --> 00:26:11,239
Le movies? ¿Para mí?
404
00:26:11,272 --> 00:26:13,374
Sí, James. Sí!
405
00:26:16,044 --> 00:26:19,013
Welcome to
Bright Brothers Pictures,
406
00:26:19,047 --> 00:26:21,749
where we make
all kinds of movies.
407
00:26:21,783 --> 00:26:23,585
Oh, oh!
408
00:26:25,820 --> 00:26:27,989
-Hello, Josh.
-Hey, Sam.
409
00:26:30,258 --> 00:26:32,026
Perfect.
410
00:26:38,199 --> 00:26:40,068
All right, positions, everybody!
411
00:26:40,101 --> 00:26:42,070
Find your mark...
412
00:26:53,414 --> 00:26:55,016
Whoo!
413
00:27:01,322 --> 00:27:03,558
It's a wrap.
Congratulations, everyone!
414
00:27:06,694 --> 00:27:08,630
Fantástico!
415
00:27:08,663 --> 00:27:09,797
It is fantástico.
416
00:27:09,831 --> 00:27:11,533
It's exciting, isn't it?
417
00:27:11,566 --> 00:27:14,202
Oh!
418
00:27:14,235 --> 00:27:16,504
Ah, James,
I love your enthusiasm.
419
00:27:16,538 --> 00:27:18,373
How about you gentlemen?
420
00:27:18,406 --> 00:27:20,441
Do you want to make movies,
too?
421
00:27:20,475 --> 00:27:22,810
Eh, buh, buh, buh, buh.
No maka le movies.
422
00:27:22,844 --> 00:27:24,812
...Big Boss.
423
00:27:24,846 --> 00:27:26,281
-Mm.
-Uh...
424
00:27:26,314 --> 00:27:28,216
Le movies!
425
00:27:28,249 --> 00:27:30,418
Excellent. Let's get to work.
426
00:27:30,451 --> 00:27:35,356
So, I need you to act
in a, mm, very simple scene.
427
00:27:35,390 --> 00:27:39,527
Here. You stay here,
and I shall return.
428
00:27:39,561 --> 00:27:40,795
Uh...
429
00:27:40,828 --> 00:27:42,363
Oh.
430
00:27:42,397 --> 00:27:43,698
Okay, listen up.
431
00:27:43,731 --> 00:27:45,233
So here's the scene.
432
00:27:45,266 --> 00:27:47,135
You see those large,
heavily armed men?
433
00:27:47,168 --> 00:27:49,837
They suspect you have killed
their leader,
434
00:27:49,871 --> 00:27:52,106
and they want you dead.
435
00:27:52,140 --> 00:27:53,174
Gweek.
436
00:27:53,207 --> 00:27:54,475
Uh, gweek?
437
00:27:54,509 --> 00:27:56,244
All right, I need you
438
00:27:56,277 --> 00:27:59,280
to really sell the drama.
439
00:27:59,314 --> 00:28:01,583
You do a good job,
and you're hired!
440
00:28:01,616 --> 00:28:04,652
You fail, it's back
to wandering the streets,
441
00:28:04,686 --> 00:28:06,287
scavenging for food.
442
00:28:06,321 --> 00:28:08,423
Have fun with it!
443
00:28:08,456 --> 00:28:09,557
Okay!
444
00:28:09,591 --> 00:28:11,726
Ready, action!
445
00:28:11,759 --> 00:28:12,894
Attack!
446
00:28:14,228 --> 00:28:15,697
Uh, buddies?
447
00:28:17,398 --> 00:28:19,601
No, no, no, no, no!
448
00:28:21,336 --> 00:28:23,705
Henry!
449
00:28:24,806 --> 00:28:27,575
Henry, helpa!
450
00:28:34,315 --> 00:28:36,217
Buddies!
451
00:28:41,222 --> 00:28:42,857
Help!
452
00:28:53,201 --> 00:28:54,168
-Skoal!
-Skoal!
453
00:28:55,770 --> 00:28:57,805
Hey.
454
00:28:58,873 --> 00:29:00,274
Cut!
455
00:29:01,944 --> 00:29:03,578
Huh?
456
00:29:03,611 --> 00:29:05,948
Okay, that was...
457
00:29:05,981 --> 00:29:08,650
perfect!
458
00:29:12,286 --> 00:29:15,657
Minions, are you ready
to become stars?
459
00:29:15,690 --> 00:29:19,260
And I mean the biggest stars
the world has ever seen?
460
00:29:27,835 --> 00:29:29,704
Honey, it's starting.
461
00:29:29,737 --> 00:29:31,439
Oh, goodie.
462
00:29:31,472 --> 00:29:33,241
On this
beautiful spring day of '27,
463
00:29:33,274 --> 00:29:35,410
the world has never beena better place.
464
00:29:35,443 --> 00:29:37,612
The economy is forever booming
465
00:29:37,645 --> 00:29:40,415
with no signof slowing down ever.
466
00:29:40,448 --> 00:29:42,316
People have never been so happy,
467
00:29:42,350 --> 00:29:44,920
and the future has neverlooked so bright.
468
00:29:44,953 --> 00:29:47,455
Meanwhile, over in Hollywood,
469
00:29:47,488 --> 00:29:49,490
the new starsof the silver screen
470
00:29:49,524 --> 00:29:51,492
took the world by stormand changed the face
471
00:29:51,526 --> 00:29:53,962
of the motion pictureindustry forever
472
00:29:53,996 --> 00:29:57,298
with movies like The Good,
the Bad and the Stupids,
473
00:29:57,331 --> 00:29:59,701
Look Behind You... And Then Down
474
00:29:59,734 --> 00:30:02,837
and They Came from the Stars
to Hit You With a Frying Pan!
475
00:30:02,870 --> 00:30:04,907
Part Four: Target Miami Beach.
476
00:30:04,940 --> 00:30:08,376
The Minions have becomethe kings of the box office,
477
00:30:08,409 --> 00:30:11,013
and it seems like the publicjust can't get enough of them.
478
00:30:12,747 --> 00:30:14,682
We spent weeks withthe super-mini sensations,
479
00:30:14,716 --> 00:30:17,552
and we're going to let you inon a few of their secrets.
480
00:30:17,585 --> 00:30:19,554
Our boys have moved intoa luxurious house
481
00:30:19,587 --> 00:30:21,589
in Beverly Hills...
482
00:30:22,256 --> 00:30:23,791
...where they'll be ableto enjoy
483
00:30:23,825 --> 00:30:25,793
a comfortably large game room...
484
00:30:28,629 --> 00:30:30,898
...and an equally comfortablegigantic sauna.
485
00:30:32,867 --> 00:30:34,435
Their lives have changed
486
00:30:34,469 --> 00:30:36,004
-since fame hit them.
-Look, Minions!
487
00:30:36,038 --> 00:30:38,539
They can't go anywherewithout being recognized.
488
00:30:38,573 --> 00:30:41,876
Run, boys, run!
489
00:30:42,477 --> 00:30:45,613
Looks are everythingin Tinseltown,
490
00:30:45,646 --> 00:30:46,881
and the Minions are alwayson the hunt
491
00:30:46,915 --> 00:30:50,284
for the hottest,most modern looks.
492
00:30:53,454 --> 00:30:55,356
What trendsetters.
493
00:30:55,389 --> 00:30:57,926
What fashion icons.
494
00:30:57,960 --> 00:30:59,827
And not only that,
495
00:30:59,861 --> 00:31:02,998
now there's Minions merchandise.
496
00:31:03,031 --> 00:31:05,633
What will they think of next?
497
00:31:07,002 --> 00:31:09,637
And boy, Hollywood hasnever seen parties
498
00:31:09,670 --> 00:31:12,040
like the ones those classygentlemen are throwing.
499
00:31:13,708 --> 00:31:16,511
Yes, the Minionsare on top of the world.
500
00:31:16,544 --> 00:31:18,813
They truly have it all.
501
00:31:30,491 --> 00:31:31,793
Bank you, bank you.
502
00:31:33,528 --> 00:31:35,063
Okay? Hah.
503
00:31:42,570 --> 00:31:44,639
-Gooda, huh?
-Loving it.
504
00:31:54,882 --> 00:31:56,617
...para aquí, eh?
505
00:31:56,651 --> 00:31:57,819
Aquí.
506
00:31:58,653 --> 00:32:00,122
-Wow.
-Incredible.
507
00:32:00,155 --> 00:32:01,957
Eh, buh, buh, buh, buh. Sergei!
508
00:32:01,990 --> 00:32:04,892
...película. Looka.
509
00:32:06,861 --> 00:32:07,963
-Okay?
-On it.
510
00:32:12,167 --> 00:32:15,103
Okay?
511
00:32:15,137 --> 00:32:16,838
James, my boy,
512
00:32:16,871 --> 00:32:19,107
you have a real gift
for filmmaking.
513
00:32:19,141 --> 00:32:20,708
Ah, bank you.
514
00:32:20,741 --> 00:32:23,578
Ja, you have what it takes
to become a director.
515
00:32:23,611 --> 00:32:25,613
There could even be an Oscar
in your future.
516
00:32:25,646 --> 00:32:27,648
O-Oscar?
517
00:32:27,682 --> 00:32:31,987
Ah, it's an award given out to
the best films and filmmakers.
518
00:32:32,020 --> 00:32:33,754
Ah...
519
00:32:34,388 --> 00:32:37,926
And the Oscar for
the best movie ever goes to...
520
00:32:39,194 --> 00:32:40,595
...James.
521
00:32:43,631 --> 00:32:46,467
Whoo-hoo-hoo!
Bank you, bank you!
522
00:32:50,771 --> 00:32:53,708
Eh...
523
00:32:53,741 --> 00:32:55,110
Bank you!
524
00:32:55,143 --> 00:32:57,179
-Bank you...
-James.
525
00:32:57,212 --> 00:32:58,646
James?
526
00:32:58,679 --> 00:33:00,182
Are you all right, my friend?
527
00:33:02,850 --> 00:33:05,020
W-Wait, wh-what's-what's
happening? What is this?
528
00:33:05,053 --> 00:33:06,621
I'll tell you what it is.
529
00:33:06,654 --> 00:33:08,556
It's the future of cinema.
530
00:33:08,589 --> 00:33:09,891
Everyone's doing it, Max.
531
00:33:09,925 --> 00:33:14,062
From now on,
our movies are gonna have...
532
00:33:14,096 --> 00:33:15,998
sound.
533
00:33:17,933 --> 00:33:20,903
That right there, what
I just said, that was sound.
534
00:33:23,939 --> 00:33:27,675
I have a very good feeling
about this.
535
00:33:27,708 --> 00:33:29,543
Quiet, everyone.
536
00:33:29,577 --> 00:33:31,179
Are you ready, Henry?
537
00:33:31,213 --> 00:33:32,513
Ah, sí, sí, sí.
538
00:33:32,546 --> 00:33:34,415
This will be great.
539
00:33:35,483 --> 00:33:37,785
Okay, we're recording.
540
00:33:37,818 --> 00:33:39,854
And action.
541
00:33:55,703 --> 00:33:57,872
You disappear from my life
five years ago,
542
00:33:57,906 --> 00:34:01,143
and now you think
you can come waltzing back in?
543
00:34:01,176 --> 00:34:03,778
Well, no. No, I say!
544
00:34:04,279 --> 00:34:07,715
Get lost, you handsome bastard.
545
00:34:09,717 --> 00:34:12,087
Oh, Humphrey.
546
00:34:12,120 --> 00:34:15,057
My mother warned me
about men like you.
547
00:34:22,064 --> 00:34:24,933
Mm, baby,
548
00:34:24,967 --> 00:34:27,768
piñata, carbonara,
549
00:34:27,802 --> 00:34:29,570
lasagna.
550
00:34:29,603 --> 00:34:31,273
What?
551
00:34:31,306 --> 00:34:32,807
Was?
552
00:34:32,840 --> 00:34:34,709
What?
553
00:34:39,982 --> 00:34:41,249
Stay with us, Sarge.
554
00:34:41,283 --> 00:34:42,817
We need you.
555
00:34:42,850 --> 00:34:46,054
What are we gonna do?
What are we gonna do?!
556
00:34:50,891 --> 00:34:52,094
Yeah, Sarge?
557
00:34:52,127 --> 00:34:54,196
Sí...
558
00:34:54,229 --> 00:34:55,998
chihuahua!
559
00:34:58,300 --> 00:34:59,600
Cut!
560
00:34:59,633 --> 00:35:01,203
Chihuahua!
561
00:35:19,187 --> 00:35:21,289
Oh, poop.
562
00:35:21,323 --> 00:35:22,958
Cut!
563
00:35:22,991 --> 00:35:24,825
Bikini.
564
00:35:28,063 --> 00:35:30,664
--Can I
have a cup of coffee, please?
565
00:35:30,698 --> 00:35:32,267
Tiny bit of milk.
566
00:35:32,300 --> 00:35:34,635
Two sugars.
567
00:35:34,668 --> 00:35:36,104
Thank you.
568
00:35:37,072 --> 00:35:38,539
Balzac!
569
00:35:39,707 --> 00:35:41,742
This is a disaster!
We've lost millions!
570
00:35:41,776 --> 00:35:43,311
No.
571
00:35:43,345 --> 00:35:45,579
-You know who I blame?
-Them!
572
00:35:45,613 --> 00:35:47,049
Sadly, yes.
573
00:35:47,082 --> 00:35:48,183
Get out of here!
574
00:35:48,216 --> 00:35:50,152
But we wish you the best
of luck in your new endeavor,
575
00:35:50,185 --> 00:35:51,920
and we hope
we can still be friends
576
00:35:51,953 --> 00:35:54,056
-who never speak to each other.
-Leave.
577
00:35:54,089 --> 00:35:56,624
And have a great life
away from us.
578
00:36:00,295 --> 00:36:02,197
...Mbappé de Platini.
579
00:36:02,230 --> 00:36:03,664
...Oscar.
580
00:36:03,697 --> 00:36:04,933
O-Oscar?
581
00:36:04,966 --> 00:36:08,103
James, you're never
going to win an Oscar.
582
00:36:08,136 --> 00:36:09,237
You're done.
583
00:36:09,271 --> 00:36:10,805
You're fired!
584
00:36:17,979 --> 00:36:20,815
-Goodbye, Ridley.
-Goodbye, Max.
585
00:36:20,848 --> 00:36:23,151
-Auf Wiedersehen, Eric.
-Bye-bye, Max.
586
00:36:23,185 --> 00:36:26,288
-Hasta la vista, Quentin.
-Bye-bye, Max.
587
00:36:26,321 --> 00:36:28,756
-Goodbye, Stephen.
-Tschüss!
588
00:36:28,789 --> 00:36:31,259
-Ciao, Federico.
-Bye-bye, Max.
589
00:36:31,293 --> 00:36:32,860
Dick.
590
00:36:32,893 --> 00:36:34,162
Max.
591
00:36:35,663 --> 00:36:39,101
Henry, James, good luck,
my friends.
592
00:36:39,134 --> 00:36:41,836
Don't worry, boys.
593
00:36:41,869 --> 00:36:44,206
It's just a minor setback.
594
00:36:47,042 --> 00:36:48,742
Bank you.
595
00:36:48,776 --> 00:36:51,179
You're going to be fine, James.
596
00:36:51,213 --> 00:36:53,982
You're going to do great things.
597
00:36:54,015 --> 00:36:56,384
Henry! James!
598
00:36:56,418 --> 00:36:58,186
Bye-bye, Max.
599
00:37:15,437 --> 00:37:17,239
No, no, no.
600
00:37:17,272 --> 00:37:18,406
¿Por qué?
601
00:37:36,925 --> 00:37:40,761
Ah...
602
00:37:51,406 --> 00:37:53,175
Uh, okay.
603
00:38:11,359 --> 00:38:13,929
Hey, Victor, bood night.
604
00:38:13,962 --> 00:38:15,964
-Bood night, Peter.
-Hey, Nick, bood night.
605
00:38:15,997 --> 00:38:17,865
-Ha, bood night, Greg.
-Bood night, George.
606
00:38:17,898 --> 00:38:19,201
-Bood night, Stephen.
-Bood night, Bruno.
607
00:38:19,234 --> 00:38:20,969
-Bood night, Julian.
-Thomas, bood night.
608
00:38:25,173 --> 00:38:27,875
Bood night, James.
609
00:38:44,326 --> 00:38:45,460
Hmm.
610
00:38:45,493 --> 00:38:47,128
Huh?
611
00:38:53,468 --> 00:38:55,237
Eu-Eureka.
612
00:38:55,270 --> 00:38:56,338
Eureka!
613
00:39:03,111 --> 00:39:04,112
Storya.
614
00:39:04,145 --> 00:39:05,480
...Minions.
615
00:39:07,881 --> 00:39:10,051
Bonanza...
616
00:39:16,291 --> 00:39:17,858
Glory hallelujah!
617
00:39:17,891 --> 00:39:19,961
Henry, come here, come here!
618
00:39:19,995 --> 00:39:21,829
-Huh?
-...storya!
619
00:39:21,862 --> 00:39:23,897
-Looka, looka!
-Huh?
620
00:39:23,932 --> 00:39:25,934
...movie.
621
00:39:25,967 --> 00:39:27,535
Un movie de Minions.
Con monstras.
622
00:39:27,569 --> 00:39:29,404
Sí, sí, sí!
623
00:39:31,872 --> 00:39:33,275
¿Qué pasa?
624
00:39:33,308 --> 00:39:34,409
Ah, looka, looka.
625
00:39:34,442 --> 00:39:36,378
James...
626
00:39:36,411 --> 00:39:38,046
...in la movies.
627
00:39:38,079 --> 00:39:40,582
Movies?
628
00:39:40,615 --> 00:39:42,417
...James.
629
00:39:42,450 --> 00:39:43,817
Era fantástico.
630
00:39:43,851 --> 00:39:45,853
Minions don't maka movies.
631
00:39:45,886 --> 00:39:47,289
...Big Boss!
632
00:39:47,322 --> 00:39:49,391
...y helpa James.
633
00:39:52,327 --> 00:39:54,362
...Big Boss! Big Boss!
634
00:39:55,896 --> 00:39:57,465
Oops.
635
00:39:57,499 --> 00:39:59,900
Uh, scusa, Greg.
Uh, all is good?
636
00:39:59,934 --> 00:40:01,169
Sí, sí.
637
00:40:01,202 --> 00:40:02,470
...movies.
638
00:40:02,504 --> 00:40:04,039
...Boss.
639
00:40:04,072 --> 00:40:05,839
Big Boss!
640
00:40:05,873 --> 00:40:08,043
-Big Boss! Big Boss!
-No, b-buddies.
641
00:40:08,076 --> 00:40:09,911
Big Boss! Big Boss!
642
00:40:09,944 --> 00:40:11,379
Big Boss!
643
00:40:11,413 --> 00:40:13,415
Alles gut?
644
00:40:19,254 --> 00:40:22,157
Come, Ed! ¡Vamos! !Vamos!
645
00:40:29,197 --> 00:40:32,434
Ooh, there's romance.
646
00:40:32,467 --> 00:40:35,003
How's that going to end up?
647
00:40:35,036 --> 00:40:37,138
Whoo-hoo-hoo, he's so scary.
648
00:40:37,172 --> 00:40:40,108
-James, I love your movie.
-Bank you.
649
00:40:40,141 --> 00:40:43,044
Yes, it's clear
this is a real passion project,
650
00:40:43,078 --> 00:40:44,346
and you need to make it,
651
00:40:44,379 --> 00:40:46,214
whatever challenges
get in your way.
652
00:40:46,247 --> 00:40:48,049
Sí, sí.
653
00:40:48,083 --> 00:40:49,484
...advice.
654
00:40:49,517 --> 00:40:50,884
Advice?
655
00:40:50,919 --> 00:40:53,421
-Sí, sí. Bitte.
-Uh, well...
656
00:40:53,455 --> 00:40:54,622
where do I start?
657
00:40:54,656 --> 00:40:57,625
I mean, eh, uh, yeah.
658
00:40:57,659 --> 00:41:00,362
Um, you guys have
film equipment?
659
00:41:00,395 --> 00:41:02,230
Eh... no.
660
00:41:02,263 --> 00:41:04,332
Ah, no film equipment. Uh-huh.
661
00:41:04,366 --> 00:41:05,533
A crew?
662
00:41:05,567 --> 00:41:07,335
Crew. No.
663
00:41:07,369 --> 00:41:09,204
No crew either? Mm.
664
00:41:09,237 --> 00:41:13,174
And you wrote a monster movie
with a very big monster?
665
00:41:13,208 --> 00:41:14,609
Sí. ...kaiju.
666
00:41:16,177 --> 00:41:19,214
And what are you going to use
for your monster?
667
00:41:19,247 --> 00:41:20,982
Ah, uh...
668
00:41:21,015 --> 00:41:23,218
Aha. Okay.
669
00:41:23,251 --> 00:41:24,252
Listen to me carefully.
670
00:41:24,285 --> 00:41:26,254
What I'm going to tell you is
671
00:41:26,287 --> 00:41:28,523
very, very important.
672
00:41:28,556 --> 00:41:30,091
So, if you want
673
00:41:30,125 --> 00:41:33,528
to make a fantastisch,
very cool monster movie,
674
00:41:33,561 --> 00:41:36,564
you will need a fantastisch,
very cool monster.
675
00:41:40,602 --> 00:41:43,104
I can't really help you
with that, I'm afraid.
676
00:41:43,138 --> 00:41:45,673
But I can give you this.
677
00:41:50,478 --> 00:41:52,414
Un-un-un cámara.
678
00:41:52,447 --> 00:41:54,682
Max, wirklich?
679
00:41:54,716 --> 00:41:56,951
It was a gift from my father.
680
00:41:56,985 --> 00:41:58,420
My first camera.
681
00:41:59,554 --> 00:42:02,123
I'm passing it on to you now.
682
00:42:02,157 --> 00:42:04,559
I believe in you, James.
683
00:42:04,592 --> 00:42:06,961
I know you'll do great.
684
00:42:06,995 --> 00:42:10,131
And remember,
a very cool monster movie
685
00:42:10,165 --> 00:42:12,300
needs a very cool monster.
686
00:42:12,333 --> 00:42:14,736
Max, darling. Come over here.
687
00:42:14,769 --> 00:42:16,938
Good luck, guys.
688
00:42:21,609 --> 00:42:23,578
...kaiju.
689
00:42:23,611 --> 00:42:25,547
-Uh...
-Ed.
690
00:42:34,422 --> 00:42:35,623
Oh...
691
00:42:35,657 --> 00:42:37,559
-Hey, buddies, buddies.
-Sí.
692
00:42:37,592 --> 00:42:39,060
Maka la movie!
693
00:42:42,497 --> 00:42:44,199
Ed saved the day!
694
00:42:44,232 --> 00:42:45,767
James is gonna get his monster!
695
00:42:45,800 --> 00:42:48,203
Oh, well,
I'm happy you're happy.
696
00:42:49,537 --> 00:42:51,172
Now do you mind if I go on
with the story?
697
00:42:51,206 --> 00:42:53,575
Sorry, I get
a little excited sometimes.
698
00:42:53,608 --> 00:42:55,376
Yes! Please continue.
699
00:42:55,410 --> 00:42:57,545
What about Dick
and the other Minions?
700
00:42:57,579 --> 00:42:59,180
Did they find a new boss?
701
00:42:59,214 --> 00:43:01,749
Ooh, yes, well,
I was getting to it.
702
00:43:01,783 --> 00:43:05,186
Dick and his friends were
about to fulfill the mission
703
00:43:05,220 --> 00:43:08,490
of every Minion ever
and find their tribe
704
00:43:08,523 --> 00:43:12,126
the greatest,
most evil master to serve.
705
00:43:12,160 --> 00:43:14,462
Big Boss! Big Boss!
706
00:43:14,496 --> 00:43:18,266
Big Boss! Big Boss!
Big Boss! Big Boss!
707
00:43:18,299 --> 00:43:19,767
Attention.
708
00:43:19,801 --> 00:43:22,203
Uh, attention, earthlings.
709
00:43:22,237 --> 00:43:25,039
Cease current activities
and listen.
710
00:43:27,475 --> 00:43:29,244
I am Dort,
711
00:43:29,277 --> 00:43:32,113
and I was sent here
by the Supreme High Ruler
712
00:43:32,146 --> 00:43:35,083
to judge this pathetic planet.
713
00:43:36,518 --> 00:43:38,386
Big Boss?
714
00:43:38,419 --> 00:43:42,190
But first, uh, Dort needs
to find loyal assistants.
715
00:43:42,223 --> 00:43:44,392
Ooh, hey, you,
with the very cool spaceship.
716
00:43:44,425 --> 00:43:46,294
Do you want to serve Dort?
717
00:43:46,327 --> 00:43:47,762
Okay, let's go home.
718
00:43:47,795 --> 00:43:50,465
You can do this kind of thing
on your mom's weekend.
719
00:43:50,498 --> 00:43:52,166
Oh, yes, and...
720
00:43:52,200 --> 00:43:54,302
Come on, please.
721
00:43:54,335 --> 00:43:55,837
Leave me alone.
722
00:43:55,870 --> 00:43:58,106
Guys, look at this winner.
723
00:43:58,139 --> 00:43:59,374
Ah, thank you.
724
00:43:59,407 --> 00:44:01,109
That's very kind.
725
00:44:01,142 --> 00:44:04,379
Are you and your burly friends
interested in assisting Dort
726
00:44:04,412 --> 00:44:06,447
in a potentially
dangerous mission?
727
00:44:06,481 --> 00:44:08,683
Hey, I think the weirdo
in the lame robot suit
728
00:44:08,716 --> 00:44:10,218
is talking to us.
729
00:44:10,251 --> 00:44:13,421
Ha. I can assure you
that this is no costume.
730
00:44:13,454 --> 00:44:14,289
Um, I mean...
731
00:44:14,322 --> 00:44:16,291
You know, it's dangerous
to hang out here
732
00:44:16,324 --> 00:44:17,825
dressed as a tin can.
733
00:44:20,762 --> 00:44:23,164
Ah, ha-ha-ha. Ha, ha-ha-ha.
734
00:44:23,197 --> 00:44:27,135
A tin can wishes it were
as tough as me, so there.
735
00:44:28,736 --> 00:44:31,573
I sense you are
preparing a hostile attack.
736
00:44:31,606 --> 00:44:32,807
Please stop.
737
00:44:32,840 --> 00:44:34,709
Oh, yeah? Or what?
738
00:44:40,481 --> 00:44:41,716
Whoa.
739
00:44:41,749 --> 00:44:43,718
Why, you!
740
00:44:48,389 --> 00:44:50,525
Now you've done it.
741
00:44:50,558 --> 00:44:52,860
Dort was on a simple mission...
742
00:44:54,495 --> 00:44:58,232
...to decide whether or not
Earth should be invaded,
743
00:44:58,266 --> 00:45:00,368
and then you went and got all up
744
00:45:00,401 --> 00:45:02,870
in Dort's
facial recognition sensors.
745
00:45:02,905 --> 00:45:04,405
Dort has made his decision
746
00:45:04,439 --> 00:45:06,641
regarding the fate
of this planet.
747
00:45:07,875 --> 00:45:10,311
Dort is going to invade Earth
748
00:45:10,345 --> 00:45:13,748
and enslave humanity!
749
00:45:13,781 --> 00:45:17,251
Hey, hey, scusa, scusa.
750
00:45:17,885 --> 00:45:19,354
Ah, greetings.
751
00:45:19,387 --> 00:45:20,923
I am Dort.
752
00:45:20,956 --> 00:45:22,657
Bello, Dort. Soy Dick.
753
00:45:22,690 --> 00:45:24,626
Salutations, Richard.
754
00:45:24,659 --> 00:45:26,594
Bah, no, no, no. Le Dick.
755
00:45:26,628 --> 00:45:27,862
Mm, okay.
756
00:45:27,895 --> 00:45:32,567
Do you want to assist Dort in
a potentially dangerous mission?
757
00:45:32,600 --> 00:45:35,503
-Sí. Sí, sí! Yeah!
-Sí!
758
00:45:35,536 --> 00:45:38,907
Great! Follow Dort back
to Dort's secret lair!
759
00:45:40,842 --> 00:45:42,443
Big Boss!
760
00:45:42,477 --> 00:45:45,413
Big Boss! Big Boss! Big Boss!
761
00:45:47,950 --> 00:45:49,283
Okay.
762
00:45:50,818 --> 00:45:52,253
-Henry?
-Sí, sí.
763
00:45:52,286 --> 00:45:54,322
Ed? ¡Vamos!
764
00:45:56,224 --> 00:45:58,493
Miso soup...
765
00:45:58,526 --> 00:46:00,662
...yaki onigiri...
766
00:46:00,695 --> 00:46:02,363
...edamame...
767
00:46:03,999 --> 00:46:05,800
...daifuku!
768
00:46:11,239 --> 00:46:13,441
Looka!
769
00:46:24,053 --> 00:46:26,287
Le kaiju!
770
00:46:31,459 --> 00:46:32,860
Yes! Yes, I'm free!
771
00:46:32,894 --> 00:46:35,430
F-F-Freedom.
772
00:46:35,463 --> 00:46:36,864
Bah...
773
00:46:36,898 --> 00:46:38,967
-Oh, happy day!
-Hmm?
774
00:46:39,001 --> 00:46:43,838
Oh, I got to say, it is
so great to finally be out.
775
00:46:43,871 --> 00:46:47,275
I have been trapped
in that book forever, and I...
776
00:46:47,308 --> 00:46:48,476
...monstra.
777
00:46:48,509 --> 00:46:50,278
-I am forever in your debt.
-Hmm.
778
00:46:50,311 --> 00:46:51,579
And I just wanted to-- Whoa!
779
00:46:51,612 --> 00:46:52,981
What you doing there, mister?
780
00:46:53,015 --> 00:46:54,582
Whoo.
781
00:46:54,615 --> 00:46:56,417
Oh, whoo, whoo, okay, okay.
782
00:46:56,451 --> 00:46:58,419
Henry, no, no, no, no.
783
00:47:03,591 --> 00:47:06,894
Oh, no, I feel like I've
disappointed you in some way.
784
00:47:06,929 --> 00:47:09,031
I'm-I'm so sorry. Can I help?
785
00:47:09,064 --> 00:47:11,265
...le monstras?
786
00:47:11,299 --> 00:47:14,036
Monsters?
You want big, scary monsters?
787
00:47:14,069 --> 00:47:16,871
Sí. Come here, come here.
788
00:47:18,406 --> 00:47:19,942
Que para le movies.
789
00:47:19,975 --> 00:47:21,442
Oh.
790
00:47:21,476 --> 00:47:24,512
You need monsters
for your movie.
791
00:47:24,545 --> 00:47:27,381
I know the perfect monsters
for you.
792
00:47:27,415 --> 00:47:28,683
I'll take you to 'em.
793
00:47:28,716 --> 00:47:30,818
Uh, uh, bank you!
794
00:47:30,852 --> 00:47:32,453
Oh, by the way,
795
00:47:32,487 --> 00:47:35,356
I'm Gary Orkam Oliver
Magma Ichabod the Deceiver.
796
00:47:35,389 --> 00:47:37,725
But my friends just call me
Goomi for short.
797
00:47:37,759 --> 00:47:39,293
Oh. Soy James.
798
00:47:39,327 --> 00:47:40,895
Oh, James.
799
00:47:40,929 --> 00:47:42,897
Rolls off the face tendrils.
800
00:47:42,931 --> 00:47:44,398
James.
801
00:47:44,432 --> 00:47:46,367
-...Henry.
-Hey, bello.
802
00:47:46,400 --> 00:47:48,336
Henry. Oh, I like it.
803
00:47:48,369 --> 00:47:49,737
It sounds tough and rugged.
804
00:47:49,771 --> 00:47:51,572
It's like,
"Oh, look out, here comes
805
00:47:51,606 --> 00:47:52,840
Henry!"
806
00:47:52,874 --> 00:47:54,342
...Ed.
807
00:47:54,375 --> 00:47:56,477
Ed. Enchanté.
808
00:47:57,678 --> 00:47:59,714
Oh, man,
it's gonna be so much fun!
809
00:47:59,747 --> 00:48:00,983
Come on, come on!
810
00:48:01,016 --> 00:48:02,918
-Huh?
-What a fantastic day!
811
00:48:02,951 --> 00:48:04,685
No.
812
00:48:06,955 --> 00:48:08,556
Wipe your insolent feet
813
00:48:08,589 --> 00:48:12,060
before stepping into
the lair of Dort.
814
00:48:14,428 --> 00:48:15,530
Uh...
815
00:48:15,563 --> 00:48:17,598
...le lair?
816
00:48:17,632 --> 00:48:18,934
Affirmative.
817
00:48:18,967 --> 00:48:20,936
Everyone, file in.
818
00:48:20,969 --> 00:48:22,470
Dort!
819
00:48:22,503 --> 00:48:23,738
Where have you been?
820
00:48:25,107 --> 00:48:26,942
Ah, Mrs. Konikoff.
821
00:48:26,975 --> 00:48:28,543
Yes, so sorry.
822
00:48:28,576 --> 00:48:30,979
Uh, Dort had
an important work meeting.
823
00:48:31,013 --> 00:48:33,447
But I come with good news.
824
00:48:33,481 --> 00:48:35,550
Look what I found
on my way back.
825
00:48:35,583 --> 00:48:37,685
Those muffins you love.
826
00:48:37,718 --> 00:48:40,521
I only like the blueberry ones!
827
00:48:40,555 --> 00:48:42,456
Yes, you're in luck.
828
00:48:43,058 --> 00:48:46,094
And I can only eat them
with a glass of...
829
00:48:46,128 --> 00:48:47,829
Milk?
830
00:48:49,463 --> 00:48:52,867
Enjoy your fruit-filled
baked goods.
831
00:48:54,136 --> 00:48:56,071
What a sweet, sweet,
lovely woman.
832
00:48:56,104 --> 00:48:58,773
She shall be spared
when Dort overthrows the planet.
833
00:48:58,806 --> 00:49:00,708
Excuse me. Excuse me.
834
00:49:00,741 --> 00:49:01,944
As will her cat.
835
00:49:01,977 --> 00:49:03,979
Uh, hello. Sorry. Whoops.
836
00:49:04,012 --> 00:49:08,816
Uh, everyone, commence greeting
Dort's roommate Floyd.
837
00:49:08,850 --> 00:49:11,719
-Uh...
-Bello, Floyd.
838
00:49:11,752 --> 00:49:13,788
Hey. Sup?
839
00:49:13,821 --> 00:49:15,857
Mm, hey, Dort...
840
00:49:15,890 --> 00:49:19,061
Whoa, whoa, lower
your throat volume, Minion.
841
00:49:19,094 --> 00:49:21,163
This is definitely a lair.
842
00:49:21,196 --> 00:49:22,931
No, looka.
843
00:49:22,965 --> 00:49:24,866
Bink.
844
00:49:24,899 --> 00:49:26,400
Bed.
845
00:49:27,501 --> 00:49:29,004
Boyd.
846
00:49:29,037 --> 00:49:31,739
No, no. Floyd.
847
00:49:31,772 --> 00:49:34,176
Yeah, sí, Floyd.
848
00:49:35,743 --> 00:49:37,612
You foolish, naive Minion.
849
00:49:37,645 --> 00:49:39,447
You are actually standing in
850
00:49:39,480 --> 00:49:41,415
a very futuristic
alien spaceship
851
00:49:41,449 --> 00:49:43,885
made to look like
a dingy apartment.
852
00:49:43,919 --> 00:49:44,752
Very realistic, isn't it?
853
00:49:44,785 --> 00:49:47,588
Even the weird smell.
That's all fake.
854
00:49:47,622 --> 00:49:49,091
Impressive, I know.
855
00:49:52,493 --> 00:49:54,795
Huh? But, but...
856
00:49:54,829 --> 00:49:55,863
But nothing!
857
00:49:55,897 --> 00:49:58,633
No. Dort needs to retreat
to his private quarters
858
00:49:58,666 --> 00:50:01,970
to, uh, report back
to his home planet.
859
00:50:02,004 --> 00:50:04,139
Engaging in slamming mode!
860
00:50:05,673 --> 00:50:07,441
Wow.
861
00:50:07,475 --> 00:50:09,443
Oh, Dort is so cool!
862
00:50:11,179 --> 00:50:13,447
Okay, okay. Calma, calma.
863
00:50:13,481 --> 00:50:15,017
Hey, hey, buddies. Looka.
864
00:50:15,050 --> 00:50:16,550
Wobble, wobble, wobble.
865
00:50:16,584 --> 00:50:18,153
Wobble, wobble.
866
00:50:18,186 --> 00:50:20,821
Fellas.
867
00:50:22,024 --> 00:50:23,524
Wobble, wobble?
868
00:50:27,595 --> 00:50:30,933
Wow, you're really
into your art, James.
869
00:50:30,966 --> 00:50:32,200
You're so passionate.
870
00:50:32,234 --> 00:50:33,601
I think you're a genius.
871
00:50:33,634 --> 00:50:35,137
Oh, bank you.
872
00:50:36,704 --> 00:50:38,439
Huh?
873
00:50:39,674 --> 00:50:42,077
Ah.
874
00:50:42,110 --> 00:50:44,980
Hey! Bello! Aw.
875
00:50:53,654 --> 00:50:55,690
Ah la.
876
00:50:55,723 --> 00:50:59,460
No, no, no, no, no, no.
877
00:51:00,929 --> 00:51:02,697
Eh?
878
00:51:04,933 --> 00:51:07,668
Ah, phew.
879
00:51:28,556 --> 00:51:29,958
Whoopsie.
880
00:51:29,992 --> 00:51:31,692
Uh... Oh, oh, look!
881
00:51:31,726 --> 00:51:35,130
There it is, our destination!
882
00:51:36,697 --> 00:51:37,966
¡Vamos!
883
00:51:38,000 --> 00:51:40,102
Let's go, fellas.
884
00:51:40,135 --> 00:51:43,604
Uh, sí, sí.
885
00:51:50,811 --> 00:51:52,080
...Dort.
886
00:51:52,114 --> 00:51:53,081
Huh?
887
00:51:55,917 --> 00:51:58,987
Attention.
Attention, Minions and Floyd.
888
00:51:59,021 --> 00:52:01,089
Dort has finally
received his orders
889
00:52:01,123 --> 00:52:03,125
from the Supreme High Ruler.
890
00:52:03,158 --> 00:52:07,595
It is time
to officially invade Earth!
891
00:52:10,898 --> 00:52:14,302
Yeah! Hey, Dort! Dort! Dort!
892
00:52:14,336 --> 00:52:16,138
Dort! Dort!
893
00:52:16,171 --> 00:52:20,308
Dort! Dort! Dort! Dort!
894
00:52:20,342 --> 00:52:22,277
Dort! Dort!
895
00:52:22,310 --> 00:52:27,249
Dort! Dort! Dort! Dort! Dort!
896
00:52:27,282 --> 00:52:28,783
Dort!
897
00:52:28,816 --> 00:52:31,219
What did I say about the noise?!
898
00:52:31,253 --> 00:52:33,155
Oh! Oh, yes. Ooh, sorry.
899
00:52:33,188 --> 00:52:34,622
My apologies.
900
00:52:34,655 --> 00:52:37,059
With me. Dort. Dort.
901
00:52:37,092 --> 00:52:41,096
Dort. Dort. Dort. Dort.
902
00:52:59,747 --> 00:53:01,950
Attention, people of Earth!
903
00:53:01,983 --> 00:53:05,820
Dort is officially
claiming your planet!
904
00:53:07,755 --> 00:53:10,658
Yeah!
905
00:53:15,097 --> 00:53:18,300
Oh. Well, hello there,
little fella.
906
00:53:18,333 --> 00:53:20,835
Dort meant your sandcastle
no harm.
907
00:53:20,868 --> 00:53:22,137
Hey.
908
00:53:22,170 --> 00:53:24,638
Please stop your shovel attack.
909
00:53:24,672 --> 00:53:27,142
Cease immediately,
910
00:53:27,175 --> 00:53:29,311
or you will pay the price.
911
00:53:29,344 --> 00:53:31,246
Looka, looka, buddies.
912
00:53:32,847 --> 00:53:36,151
Let's see how you fare
against a similar attack,
913
00:53:36,184 --> 00:53:37,419
tiny insurgent.
914
00:53:37,452 --> 00:53:39,988
Hey, y-you in the robot suit.
915
00:53:40,021 --> 00:53:41,856
No, no, no,
you can't kick that kid.
916
00:53:41,889 --> 00:53:44,359
But he must be taught a lesson.
917
00:53:44,392 --> 00:53:46,995
And also, he started it.
918
00:53:47,028 --> 00:53:50,332
You are not from
around these parts, are you?
919
00:53:50,365 --> 00:53:51,765
Well, no.
920
00:53:51,799 --> 00:53:53,734
I originate
from the planet Metlar.
921
00:53:53,767 --> 00:53:56,737
-Hmm?
-Near the G45T system?
922
00:53:56,770 --> 00:53:58,974
Right.
I don't know where that is.
923
00:53:59,007 --> 00:54:01,409
But I'm from a small town
in Minnesota myself,
924
00:54:01,443 --> 00:54:02,944
so I understand the feeling
925
00:54:02,978 --> 00:54:04,946
of being a stranger
in the big city.
926
00:54:04,980 --> 00:54:09,384
So, what you're saying is
I am now free to kick him.
927
00:54:12,487 --> 00:54:13,989
No, you can't.
928
00:54:14,022 --> 00:54:16,057
Well, I should get a move on.
929
00:54:16,091 --> 00:54:18,126
My friends and I are headed
to a protest for women's rights.
930
00:54:18,160 --> 00:54:21,029
Do you believe
women and men are equal?
931
00:54:21,062 --> 00:54:23,331
-Why, yes, of course.
-Oh, good.
932
00:54:23,365 --> 00:54:26,767
In that you both now belong
to the Supreme Ruler equally.
933
00:54:29,204 --> 00:54:30,871
You're so funny and cute.
934
00:54:30,906 --> 00:54:32,908
Oh, I-I mean what you said.
935
00:54:32,941 --> 00:54:34,442
What you said is cute.
936
00:54:34,476 --> 00:54:35,843
Uh, pardon?
937
00:54:35,876 --> 00:54:37,946
Come on, Debbie,
we're gonna be late.
938
00:54:37,979 --> 00:54:39,813
Did you say Dort was...
939
00:54:39,847 --> 00:54:41,183
Give women the vote!
940
00:54:41,216 --> 00:54:42,850
Give women the vote!
941
00:54:42,883 --> 00:54:45,719
Give women the vote!
Give women the vote!
942
00:54:45,753 --> 00:54:48,056
Bye! Don't kick children!
943
00:54:48,089 --> 00:54:50,492
Give women the vote!
Give women the vote!
944
00:54:50,525 --> 00:54:53,195
-Huh.
-Uh, Boss?
945
00:54:53,228 --> 00:54:55,829
Minions, Dort is, uh, uh,
946
00:54:55,863 --> 00:54:58,400
slightly postponing
Earth's invasion.
947
00:54:58,433 --> 00:55:00,335
Huh?
948
00:55:00,368 --> 00:55:02,736
You heard me. Follow Dort!
949
00:55:02,770 --> 00:55:04,206
Give women the vote!
950
00:55:04,239 --> 00:55:05,739
Give women the vote!
951
00:55:05,773 --> 00:55:07,808
-Give women the vote!
-Uh.
952
00:55:09,411 --> 00:55:10,946
Uh, buddies?
953
00:55:10,979 --> 00:55:12,247
Bive women da bove!
954
00:55:12,280 --> 00:55:16,351
Bive women da bove!
Bive women da bove!
955
00:55:18,920 --> 00:55:21,523
Come on! Come on, come on!
956
00:55:21,556 --> 00:55:23,925
James, you okay down there?
957
00:55:25,093 --> 00:55:27,095
The entrance is straight ahead.
958
00:55:32,866 --> 00:55:33,935
Patagonia!
959
00:55:42,410 --> 00:55:45,947
I can't wait for you
to meet my friends!
960
00:55:45,981 --> 00:55:47,881
Watch your step!
961
00:55:52,554 --> 00:55:54,822
And here we are.
962
00:55:56,424 --> 00:55:57,993
You're gonna love these gents.
963
00:55:58,026 --> 00:55:59,261
We get them,
and then we go to...
964
00:55:59,294 --> 00:56:01,862
-Ooh, ooh, Hollywood.
-Uh, Hollywood.
965
00:56:01,895 --> 00:56:03,932
Yeah, sure-- to make your movie.
966
00:56:03,965 --> 00:56:06,968
Whoa.
967
00:56:07,002 --> 00:56:09,037
There they are!
968
00:56:09,070 --> 00:56:11,139
Howard and Phillips.
969
00:56:11,172 --> 00:56:13,341
Goomi, magnífico.
970
00:56:13,375 --> 00:56:14,542
Right?
971
00:56:14,576 --> 00:56:16,411
Ed, cinema. Cinema.
972
00:56:18,313 --> 00:56:20,915
Don't be scared though.
They're such good guys.
973
00:56:20,949 --> 00:56:23,318
Just try not to look
too delicious.
974
00:56:23,351 --> 00:56:24,319
Huh?!
975
00:56:24,352 --> 00:56:26,554
Hmm.
976
00:56:47,475 --> 00:56:49,344
Mega kaiju!
977
00:56:49,377 --> 00:56:51,479
Behold!
978
00:56:57,652 --> 00:57:00,088
Hey, Goomi.
Thanks for the jailbreak.
979
00:57:00,121 --> 00:57:03,024
All right, where were we?
980
00:57:03,058 --> 00:57:05,293
Howard and Phillips
destroy world!
981
00:57:05,327 --> 00:57:06,161
Yeah!
982
00:57:06,194 --> 00:57:08,430
But wait, I'm sorry.
Quick question.
983
00:57:08,463 --> 00:57:10,532
I want to eat one of these
funny-looking yellow guys first.
984
00:57:10,565 --> 00:57:12,033
Is that okay?
985
00:57:13,601 --> 00:57:14,936
Guys, guys.
986
00:57:14,969 --> 00:57:17,939
We are not going
to destroy the world
987
00:57:17,972 --> 00:57:19,974
nor eat anyone in this room.
988
00:57:20,008 --> 00:57:21,476
Are we clear?
989
00:57:21,509 --> 00:57:22,977
-Huh?
-Not really.
990
00:57:23,011 --> 00:57:25,547
Destroying stuff
is-is kind of our thing.
991
00:57:25,580 --> 00:57:28,149
Uh, not anymore, Phillips.
992
00:57:28,183 --> 00:57:30,485
No, all that stuff is over.
993
00:57:30,518 --> 00:57:32,253
We are no longer evil.
994
00:57:32,287 --> 00:57:35,090
We work in
the motion picture industry.
995
00:57:35,123 --> 00:57:36,491
See?
996
00:57:36,524 --> 00:57:38,193
No worldwide destruction.
997
00:57:38,226 --> 00:57:40,562
No devouring
funny-looking yellow guys.
998
00:57:40,595 --> 00:57:45,166
We're just gonna help James here
make his dreams come true.
999
00:57:46,267 --> 00:57:48,069
Huh?
1000
00:57:49,604 --> 00:57:51,172
Oh!
1001
00:57:51,206 --> 00:57:53,441
Okay.
1002
00:57:53,475 --> 00:57:55,110
Wink, wink.
1003
00:57:55,143 --> 00:57:57,278
Got it. All right, we're in.
1004
00:57:58,313 --> 00:58:00,148
They're in!
1005
00:58:00,181 --> 00:58:02,050
Come on, let's go to Hollywood!
1006
00:58:02,083 --> 00:58:03,985
Sí. Woot, woot!
1007
00:58:04,018 --> 00:58:06,187
Huh? Oh, no, no, no!
1008
00:58:06,221 --> 00:58:07,522
James, James.
1009
00:58:07,555 --> 00:58:09,991
...loco.
Le monstra bada.
1010
00:58:10,024 --> 00:58:12,193
Henry...
Stoppa, okay?
1011
00:58:12,227 --> 00:58:14,529
Stoppa.
1012
00:58:14,562 --> 00:58:17,165
C'est me movie, okay? Me movie!
1013
00:58:18,299 --> 00:58:21,569
Howard having super weird day.
1014
00:58:21,603 --> 00:58:24,139
Uh...
1015
00:58:25,206 --> 00:58:27,542
Faster!
1016
00:58:27,575 --> 00:58:29,611
Faster!
1017
00:58:29,644 --> 00:58:31,579
Ah. Gooda, gooda.
1018
00:58:31,613 --> 00:58:33,181
Hey, Henry!
1019
00:59:13,655 --> 00:59:15,957
Mm!
1020
00:59:17,225 --> 00:59:18,393
Ah!
1021
00:59:26,768 --> 00:59:29,070
Mm-hmm.
1022
01:00:04,672 --> 01:00:07,742
Ooh, is this
where you make movies?
1023
01:00:07,775 --> 01:00:10,278
Sí.
1024
01:00:11,212 --> 01:00:12,647
Fantastic.
1025
01:00:12,680 --> 01:00:14,716
You hear that, guys?
This is where it all happens.
1026
01:00:14,749 --> 01:00:16,384
Come here!
1027
01:00:16,417 --> 01:00:17,352
Come here!
1028
01:00:25,493 --> 01:00:29,097
Holy!
Wow, would you look at this!
1029
01:00:32,166 --> 01:00:33,334
Uh, uh.
1030
01:00:37,872 --> 01:00:39,641
-Uh...
-Oh! Oh, oh, oh, look.
1031
01:00:39,674 --> 01:00:41,276
-This is great.
-Huh?
1032
01:00:41,309 --> 01:00:42,277
Sí.
1033
01:00:44,812 --> 01:00:47,148
El a destructo la terra!
1034
01:00:47,181 --> 01:00:48,683
C'est besta storya.
1035
01:00:48,716 --> 01:00:51,853
Oh, James, you've painted
such a wonderful picture
1036
01:00:51,886 --> 01:00:54,088
with your beautiful gibberish.
1037
01:00:54,122 --> 01:00:56,691
Your movie
is gonna be fantastic.
1038
01:00:56,724 --> 01:00:57,825
Isn't it, guys?
1039
01:00:57,859 --> 01:01:00,828
Who cares about the movie?
1040
01:01:00,862 --> 01:01:05,199
I just want to eat people
and chase people and-and...
1041
01:01:05,233 --> 01:01:06,834
Smoosh people with feet!
1042
01:01:06,868 --> 01:01:08,836
Exactly. Smoosh.
1043
01:01:08,870 --> 01:01:10,171
Howard gets it.
1044
01:01:10,204 --> 01:01:12,106
Huh?
1045
01:01:14,342 --> 01:01:15,710
Okay, just a little
moment, please.
1046
01:01:16,878 --> 01:01:18,846
Uh, you and you, a word?
1047
01:01:18,880 --> 01:01:20,782
We'll be right back.
1048
01:01:20,815 --> 01:01:23,418
Oh. Okay.
1049
01:01:27,221 --> 01:01:29,290
Uh. Eh.
1050
01:01:35,897 --> 01:01:38,299
Goomi, what are we doing here?
1051
01:01:38,333 --> 01:01:40,168
Back in the good old days,
you were all about
1052
01:01:40,201 --> 01:01:41,436
going from planet to planet,
1053
01:01:41,469 --> 01:01:43,738
obliterating
everything in sight.
1054
01:01:43,771 --> 01:01:46,207
Now you want to make movies?
1055
01:01:46,240 --> 01:01:47,442
You've changed, man.
1056
01:01:47,475 --> 01:01:49,544
-Howard agree!
-Guys, guys, guys.
1057
01:01:49,577 --> 01:01:50,745
Where's the trust?
1058
01:01:50,778 --> 01:01:53,381
Of course we're gonna
destroy everything.
1059
01:01:53,414 --> 01:01:55,216
When those cameras
start rolling,
1060
01:01:55,249 --> 01:01:57,885
we're going to conjure Irene.
1061
01:01:57,920 --> 01:01:59,754
-Irene?!
-Irene?! Really?
1062
01:01:59,787 --> 01:02:03,358
Yes, Irene,
the eater of worlds herself.
1063
01:02:03,391 --> 01:02:04,726
We're gonna have our revenge,
1064
01:02:04,759 --> 01:02:08,229
but we're gonna destroy
everything on the planet.
1065
01:02:08,262 --> 01:02:10,698
Destroy!
1066
01:02:10,732 --> 01:02:13,601
-Howard, stop!
-Huh?
1067
01:02:14,937 --> 01:02:17,505
Uh... destroy?
1068
01:02:17,538 --> 01:02:20,208
Oh, hey, Henry, buddy.
1069
01:02:21,509 --> 01:02:23,378
James!
1070
01:02:23,411 --> 01:02:25,948
Get him!
1071
01:02:32,286 --> 01:02:34,455
Uh...
1072
01:02:34,489 --> 01:02:36,224
Ooh!
1073
01:02:44,799 --> 01:02:46,901
Ow!
1074
01:02:50,304 --> 01:02:52,306
Hmm.
1075
01:02:52,340 --> 01:02:53,942
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
1076
01:02:55,911 --> 01:02:57,478
Hey!
1077
01:02:58,981 --> 01:03:01,315
Eh, en garde!
1078
01:03:02,750 --> 01:03:05,687
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
1079
01:03:08,756 --> 01:03:10,258
Aha!
1080
01:03:17,632 --> 01:03:18,666
James!
1081
01:03:18,700 --> 01:03:21,269
Huh? Henry?
1082
01:03:21,302 --> 01:03:22,437
Henry?!
1083
01:03:22,470 --> 01:03:24,338
Oh, hide him. Hide him, quick.
1084
01:03:24,372 --> 01:03:26,407
Henry?
1085
01:03:26,441 --> 01:03:29,343
Oh, hi, James. Mm, no.
1086
01:03:29,377 --> 01:03:30,578
There's no Henry here.
1087
01:03:30,611 --> 01:03:33,314
Uh, just us monsters, you know,
1088
01:03:33,347 --> 01:03:34,882
talking about, uh...
1089
01:03:34,917 --> 01:03:40,254
uh, a friend of ours that would
be great in your movie.
1090
01:03:42,824 --> 01:03:44,726
This is Irene.
1091
01:03:44,759 --> 01:03:45,827
Oh.
1092
01:03:45,860 --> 01:03:50,832
Imagine the movie opens
with Irene being conjured.
1093
01:03:50,865 --> 01:03:52,734
The coolest monster ever,
1094
01:03:52,767 --> 01:03:56,270
unleashed upon
an unsuspecting world.
1095
01:03:56,304 --> 01:03:57,605
Oh, I promise you, James,
1096
01:03:57,638 --> 01:03:59,975
you've never seen
a monster like her.
1097
01:04:00,008 --> 01:04:02,810
Okay. ¡Vamos, vamos!
1098
01:04:26,001 --> 01:04:29,370
Hey, Ed, maka le movie.
1099
01:04:29,403 --> 01:04:31,039
Okay.
1100
01:04:31,073 --> 01:04:32,840
The big day has arrived.
1101
01:04:32,874 --> 01:04:34,509
And I have good news.
1102
01:04:34,542 --> 01:04:36,544
Last night, Henry and I were
having a little chat...
1103
01:04:36,577 --> 01:04:38,412
-Henry?
-Yeah, yeah, Henry.
1104
01:04:38,446 --> 01:04:40,748
And he said he's sorry
for being such a doink,
1105
01:04:40,782 --> 01:04:43,718
and also that the scene
we're about to do, you know,
1106
01:04:43,751 --> 01:04:46,521
when Irene arrives, he thinks
it's missing something.
1107
01:04:46,554 --> 01:04:49,457
-Huh?
-Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly.
1108
01:04:49,490 --> 01:04:51,659
But Henry had a solution.
1109
01:04:51,692 --> 01:04:53,962
What if, when the monster
first comes out,
1110
01:04:53,996 --> 01:04:55,663
she eats a victim
1111
01:04:55,696 --> 01:04:57,933
to let the audience know
that she means business.
1112
01:04:57,966 --> 01:05:01,369
And better yet,
Henry has volunteered
1113
01:05:01,402 --> 01:05:05,473
to play the part
of the first sacrifice!
1114
01:05:07,575 --> 01:05:09,544
Henry! Bank you!
1115
01:05:09,577 --> 01:05:11,412
Mm-mm, mm-mm!
1116
01:05:11,445 --> 01:05:13,447
Oh, man, he seems excited, huh?
1117
01:05:13,481 --> 01:05:15,783
-He's really getting
into the part. -Aw.
1118
01:05:15,817 --> 01:05:17,852
Well, James.
1119
01:05:17,885 --> 01:05:19,554
Jim. Jimmy.
1120
01:05:19,587 --> 01:05:20,923
Jimothy.
1121
01:05:20,956 --> 01:05:24,792
Are you ready to start making
your first movie?
1122
01:05:24,826 --> 01:05:26,028
Sí, sí.
1123
01:05:26,061 --> 01:05:29,363
By the way, are you okay with
me appearing in this scene?
1124
01:05:29,397 --> 01:05:30,565
Th-This is your project.
1125
01:05:30,598 --> 01:05:31,899
I don't want
to step on any toes.
1126
01:05:31,934 --> 01:05:34,502
No problemo. Lumiosa!
1127
01:05:35,670 --> 01:05:36,537
Sonos!
1128
01:05:37,940 --> 01:05:39,440
Y smoka!
1129
01:05:39,473 --> 01:05:41,642
Minions y Monstras.
1130
01:05:41,676 --> 01:05:42,911
Uno!
1131
01:05:48,150 --> 01:05:51,385
The end is finally here.
1132
01:05:51,419 --> 01:05:54,455
Earth is living
its last moments.
1133
01:05:54,488 --> 01:05:56,858
The monsters are back
1134
01:05:56,891 --> 01:05:59,527
with a vengeance!
1135
01:05:59,560 --> 01:06:05,466
The time for Irene
has come again!
1136
01:06:05,499 --> 01:06:07,002
Rahlia!
1137
01:06:07,035 --> 01:06:09,570
Yogsogoth!
1138
01:06:10,239 --> 01:06:12,140
Flitahgen!
1139
01:06:12,174 --> 01:06:14,910
Carbonica!
1140
01:06:14,943 --> 01:06:18,512
Alea Iacta Est!
1141
01:06:19,047 --> 01:06:22,884
Mercurio Sulubidis!
1142
01:06:24,619 --> 01:06:28,924
Cardamen Macchiato!
1143
01:06:41,802 --> 01:06:46,041
Welcome, the all-consuming,
1144
01:06:46,074 --> 01:06:49,011
all-powerful Irene!
1145
01:06:55,250 --> 01:06:56,919
Irene!
1146
01:06:58,552 --> 01:07:01,089
Wow, you're so beautiful!
1147
01:07:01,123 --> 01:07:04,192
So big, so orange, so...
1148
01:07:04,226 --> 01:07:07,795
G-G-Gooey!
1149
01:07:07,828 --> 01:07:10,065
Now feed, Irene!
1150
01:07:10,098 --> 01:07:13,101
Feast on our modest offering
1151
01:07:13,135 --> 01:07:15,903
and go forth into the world!
1152
01:07:23,778 --> 01:07:25,948
C'est gooda! Gooda, Henry!
1153
01:07:49,137 --> 01:07:50,973
James! Helpa me!
1154
01:07:51,006 --> 01:07:52,640
Huh? Helpa?
1155
01:07:52,673 --> 01:07:54,209
But por qué helpa?
1156
01:07:58,914 --> 01:08:00,881
James!
1157
01:08:00,916 --> 01:08:02,184
Uh, no, no!
1158
01:08:02,217 --> 01:08:03,617
Stoppa!
1159
01:08:03,651 --> 01:08:05,220
Irene, stoppa!
1160
01:08:05,253 --> 01:08:07,588
Bitte, bitte, stoppa!
1161
01:08:07,621 --> 01:08:10,092
Stop? I'm not gonna stop.
1162
01:08:10,125 --> 01:08:12,727
I've been waiting
for this moment for eons.
1163
01:08:12,760 --> 01:08:16,731
Irene is going to devour
everything and everyone.
1164
01:08:16,764 --> 01:08:18,266
No!
1165
01:08:22,104 --> 01:08:24,505
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
1166
01:08:27,209 --> 01:08:29,777
Henry! Oh, oh, no!
1167
01:08:58,073 --> 01:08:59,673
Henry! Uh...
1168
01:09:09,251 --> 01:09:10,919
That was super fun.
1169
01:09:10,952 --> 01:09:13,754
What a perfect day
this has been.
1170
01:09:13,788 --> 01:09:15,157
Thank you so much.
1171
01:09:15,190 --> 01:09:17,192
Oh. Oh, no.
1172
01:09:17,225 --> 01:09:19,693
No, no. No. Thank you.
1173
01:09:19,727 --> 01:09:21,762
I really like you, Dort.
You're...
1174
01:09:21,796 --> 01:09:24,299
you're not like
the other men that I know.
1175
01:09:24,332 --> 01:09:28,203
Mm. You mean Dort is not
all about suppressing feelings
1176
01:09:28,236 --> 01:09:30,372
to avoid appearing vulnerable?
1177
01:09:30,405 --> 01:09:33,308
Well, yes, but more like,
with you...
1178
01:09:33,341 --> 01:09:37,012
well, I-I feel respected
and listened to.
1179
01:09:37,045 --> 01:09:39,647
Aw, Debbie.
1180
01:09:39,680 --> 01:09:41,582
Dort.
1181
01:10:01,735 --> 01:10:03,305
C'est la Henry!
1182
01:10:03,338 --> 01:10:05,307
Dort! Kawasaki le kaiju!
1183
01:10:05,340 --> 01:10:06,374
Help buddy, buddy.
1184
01:10:06,408 --> 01:10:08,376
-Huh?
-Oh, my heavens!
1185
01:10:08,410 --> 01:10:09,945
Look at that thing!
1186
01:10:09,978 --> 01:10:12,380
Well, he's no match
for my robot boyfriend.
1187
01:10:12,414 --> 01:10:15,117
Go! Get him, baby!
1188
01:10:15,150 --> 01:10:16,784
Um, yes, yes.
1189
01:10:16,817 --> 01:10:19,753
But that thing i-is huge!
1190
01:10:19,787 --> 01:10:22,390
Uh, I, um...
1191
01:10:22,424 --> 01:10:23,824
Okay.
1192
01:10:25,793 --> 01:10:27,695
-Dort?
-Dort?
1193
01:10:31,199 --> 01:10:33,401
Dort!
1194
01:10:33,435 --> 01:10:34,802
-Uh, uh...
-Hmm?
1195
01:10:34,835 --> 01:10:36,404
-Buddies.
-...Dort.
1196
01:10:36,438 --> 01:10:38,006
Y tú. Helpa Henry!
1197
01:10:38,039 --> 01:10:39,274
Huh? Helpa Henry?
1198
01:10:39,307 --> 01:10:41,709
Sí, helpa Henry!
1199
01:10:41,742 --> 01:10:43,011
Buddies!
1200
01:10:43,044 --> 01:10:46,114
Helpa Henry!
1201
01:11:09,371 --> 01:11:12,806
On my command, prepare to fire!
1202
01:11:15,143 --> 01:11:16,111
And, uh...
1203
01:11:20,448 --> 01:11:22,951
Fall back! Fall back!
1204
01:11:25,120 --> 01:11:27,088
Huh?
1205
01:11:35,430 --> 01:11:37,065
-Uh.
-Ooh. Uh.
1206
01:11:37,098 --> 01:11:40,135
Uh, uh, uh, uh...
1207
01:11:40,168 --> 01:11:41,970
Hmph.
1208
01:11:42,470 --> 01:11:43,804
Meow.
1209
01:11:51,812 --> 01:11:53,381
Wait, wait, wait! Slow down!
1210
01:11:53,415 --> 01:11:55,350
Dort!
1211
01:11:56,117 --> 01:11:58,353
Where are we going?
1212
01:12:00,088 --> 01:12:02,290
Dort!
1213
01:12:02,324 --> 01:12:03,525
Opena!
1214
01:12:06,394 --> 01:12:07,529
Huh?
1215
01:12:19,407 --> 01:12:20,976
Phew.
1216
01:12:21,009 --> 01:12:22,277
-Hey, what are you doing?
-Ouch! Ouch!
1217
01:12:22,310 --> 01:12:24,379
-Get out of here, you weirdo.
-Ouch!
1218
01:12:34,289 --> 01:12:35,957
Henry.
1219
01:12:35,991 --> 01:12:37,525
So I guess this is the end.
1220
01:12:37,559 --> 01:12:39,893
Irene, finish him!
1221
01:12:39,928 --> 01:12:41,563
Huh?
1222
01:12:44,199 --> 01:12:46,234
Oh!
1223
01:12:47,901 --> 01:12:50,171
No, no, no, no, no!
1224
01:12:57,445 --> 01:12:58,846
Henry!
1225
01:13:08,223 --> 01:13:10,824
Huh?
1226
01:13:24,906 --> 01:13:26,574
Ah, no!
1227
01:13:37,452 --> 01:13:40,121
Ah...
1228
01:13:45,427 --> 01:13:47,329
Ah...
1229
01:13:52,400 --> 01:13:53,935
Huh? Henry!
1230
01:13:53,968 --> 01:13:55,203
James!
1231
01:13:55,236 --> 01:13:56,604
Toot, toot!
1232
01:13:58,640 --> 01:14:01,009
-Minions!
-Huh?
1233
01:14:01,042 --> 01:14:02,977
What?
1234
01:14:05,246 --> 01:14:07,482
Mm, piñata!
1235
01:14:10,352 --> 01:14:11,386
Huh?
1236
01:14:21,162 --> 01:14:22,564
Pow! Pow! Pow! Pow!
1237
01:14:22,597 --> 01:14:23,631
Click! Click! Click?
1238
01:14:25,333 --> 01:14:26,534
Yah! Yah!
1239
01:14:38,313 --> 01:14:39,447
Ow!
1240
01:14:42,517 --> 01:14:45,286
Bazooka!
1241
01:15:03,972 --> 01:15:05,540
James!
1242
01:15:05,573 --> 01:15:07,642
Looka, looka!
1243
01:15:07,675 --> 01:15:09,644
Go, go, go!
1244
01:15:26,594 --> 01:15:28,163
Oh...!
1245
01:15:39,441 --> 01:15:42,177
Good game, fellas,
but it's over.
1246
01:15:42,210 --> 01:15:44,979
Irene, take 'em all down!
1247
01:15:53,421 --> 01:15:54,989
Uh, James.
1248
01:16:02,497 --> 01:16:04,365
Huh?
1249
01:16:04,399 --> 01:16:07,101
Ah, ah, what's happening?
Who dares?
1250
01:16:10,772 --> 01:16:13,208
I am Dort!
1251
01:16:15,410 --> 01:16:16,077
Bravo!
1252
01:16:16,110 --> 01:16:19,547
Call off your attack, or else.
1253
01:16:19,581 --> 01:16:22,116
Oh, yeah? Or else, what?
1254
01:16:22,150 --> 01:16:24,018
We've got Irene!
1255
01:16:24,052 --> 01:16:25,420
Agreed.
1256
01:16:25,453 --> 01:16:28,423
But I've got...
1257
01:16:28,456 --> 01:16:31,159
Minions!
1258
01:16:32,627 --> 01:16:34,229
Piñata!
1259
01:17:06,528 --> 01:17:07,829
Uh, no.
1260
01:17:17,438 --> 01:17:18,273
Ah...
1261
01:17:18,306 --> 01:17:19,541
Kanpai!
1262
01:17:20,708 --> 01:17:25,179
Pew, pew, pew, pew, pew,
pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew!
1263
01:17:48,870 --> 01:17:51,372
Irene!
1264
01:17:52,273 --> 01:17:53,608
Hey, Goomi!
1265
01:17:53,641 --> 01:17:54,742
Huh?
1266
01:17:58,713 --> 01:18:00,315
-Huh?
-Oh, no.
1267
01:18:00,348 --> 01:18:02,150
No, no. No, no, no, no.
1268
01:18:02,183 --> 01:18:03,184
No, no, no, no!
1269
01:18:03,217 --> 01:18:05,486
Undo la spella.
1270
01:18:05,520 --> 01:18:07,889
Command-Zed!
1271
01:18:07,923 --> 01:18:09,557
Run for it, boys!
1272
01:18:09,591 --> 01:18:11,593
Undo!
1273
01:18:16,230 --> 01:18:19,133
Command-Zed!
1274
01:18:19,167 --> 01:18:22,470
Don't you dare lock me
in there again, or I'm gonna...
1275
01:18:28,876 --> 01:18:30,578
Dick!
1276
01:18:30,612 --> 01:18:31,713
Tú le besta.
1277
01:18:31,746 --> 01:18:33,414
No, Greg. Tú le besta.
1278
01:18:33,448 --> 01:18:35,617
Ah. Oh!
1279
01:18:37,785 --> 01:18:38,853
Oh.
1280
01:18:40,788 --> 01:18:43,257
Dort! Dort!
1281
01:18:44,592 --> 01:18:46,394
Oh, Debbie!
1282
01:18:47,428 --> 01:18:48,696
Yes, indeed.
1283
01:18:48,730 --> 01:18:52,266
The day and Earth itselfwas saved.
1284
01:18:52,300 --> 01:18:53,868
All was right in the world.
1285
01:18:54,970 --> 01:18:56,604
And get this.
1286
01:18:56,638 --> 01:18:59,273
Ed had never stopped filming.
1287
01:19:07,148 --> 01:19:10,451
And so,after months of hard work,
1288
01:19:10,485 --> 01:19:13,254
and with the helpof all of his buddies,
1289
01:19:13,287 --> 01:19:15,924
James had made his dreamcome true.
1290
01:19:15,958 --> 01:19:18,961
He had done it.
1291
01:19:18,994 --> 01:19:22,230
He had finally made his movie.
1292
01:19:28,903 --> 01:19:30,605
And let me tell you,
1293
01:19:30,638 --> 01:19:34,542
watching the movie playwith a theater full of people,
1294
01:19:34,575 --> 01:19:38,446
there was truly nothing better.
1295
01:19:38,479 --> 01:19:40,748
James! James!
1296
01:19:40,782 --> 01:19:41,950
James! James!
1297
01:19:41,984 --> 01:19:45,887
James! James!
James! James! James!
1298
01:19:49,290 --> 01:19:51,626
Bank you. Bank you a tutti.
1299
01:19:51,659 --> 01:19:53,162
Bank you.
1300
01:19:53,861 --> 01:19:55,563
Bank you.
1301
01:19:55,596 --> 01:19:57,365
Bravo!
1302
01:19:57,398 --> 01:19:59,734
I'm so proud of you, James!
1303
01:19:59,767 --> 01:20:00,936
Oh, xiè xie.
1304
01:20:00,969 --> 01:20:02,470
Fantastic work, Minions.
1305
01:20:02,503 --> 01:20:04,872
That was incredible.
1306
01:20:04,907 --> 01:20:06,975
Fun for the whole family.
1307
01:20:09,011 --> 01:20:14,215
And the evening justkept getting better and better.
1308
01:20:14,882 --> 01:20:16,551
Uh...
1309
01:20:18,686 --> 01:20:20,822
Uh.
1310
01:20:20,855 --> 01:20:23,324
Whoo-hoo-hoo!
1311
01:20:23,357 --> 01:20:25,259
Bank you, Henry.
1312
01:20:30,898 --> 01:20:33,701
Oh, was ita glorious, beautiful moment
1313
01:20:33,735 --> 01:20:36,637
that none of themwould ever forget.
1314
01:20:37,538 --> 01:20:39,041
They had done it.
1315
01:20:39,074 --> 01:20:43,611
The Minions had achieved successin the face of adversity.
1316
01:20:43,644 --> 01:20:45,914
And even though
it took a long time
1317
01:20:45,948 --> 01:20:50,284
and it wasn't always easy,
they came out on top.
1318
01:20:50,318 --> 01:20:51,886
As a group.
1319
01:20:51,920 --> 01:20:53,654
As a tribe.
1320
01:20:53,688 --> 01:20:55,490
As friends.
1321
01:20:55,523 --> 01:20:57,725
Aw!
1322
01:20:58,392 --> 01:20:59,794
Cut!
1323
01:20:59,827 --> 01:21:02,030
The movie is finito!
Bank you, toda!
1324
01:21:02,064 --> 01:21:03,798
Bank you!
1325
01:21:06,567 --> 01:21:07,635
Hey, hey.
1326
01:21:07,668 --> 01:21:09,771
-Bank you!
-Way to go, Minions.
1327
01:21:09,804 --> 01:21:12,340
Ooh, hey! ¡Cuidado! !Cuidado!
1328
01:21:13,541 --> 01:21:16,377
Hey!
1329
01:21:23,684 --> 01:21:24,852
Thank you.
1330
01:21:24,886 --> 01:21:26,521
Whoo!
1331
01:21:28,389 --> 01:21:30,324
-Hey.
-Come here, come here.
1332
01:21:34,762 --> 01:21:36,031
Bank you, Floyd!
1333
01:21:37,899 --> 01:21:38,967
Aw.
1334
01:21:40,568 --> 01:21:43,337
Eh, James, tapioca?
1335
01:21:43,371 --> 01:21:46,041
-Tapioca.
-Credits!
1336
01:22:05,860 --> 01:22:07,361
Ooh.
1337
01:22:07,395 --> 01:22:09,630
Eh.
1338
01:22:09,664 --> 01:22:11,967
Hey, hey, Mini Boss.
1339
01:22:42,164 --> 01:22:43,999
Whoa!
1340
01:22:44,032 --> 01:22:45,566
Bello?
1341
01:22:45,600 --> 01:22:47,501
Stuart, helpa con la booka.
1342
01:22:47,535 --> 01:22:49,904
Uh...
1343
01:22:55,776 --> 01:22:57,879
Ah, uh, uh...
1344
01:22:59,647 --> 01:23:00,983
Ow! Ow! Ooh!
1345
01:23:01,016 --> 01:23:03,451
Stop! Hey, stop it!
1346
01:23:14,695 --> 01:23:15,696
Eh?
1347
01:23:19,500 --> 01:23:21,502
Uh...
1348
01:23:21,535 --> 01:23:23,939
Ah.
1349
01:23:43,959 --> 01:23:45,493
Ooh, looka, looka!
1350
01:23:53,567 --> 01:23:55,170
Come here, come here!
1351
01:24:09,784 --> 01:24:12,553
...Kitty Gru!
1352
01:24:13,521 --> 01:24:14,789
Rawr.
1353
01:24:17,025 --> 01:24:20,162
...Sheepy Gru!
1354
01:24:20,195 --> 01:24:21,263
Baa...
1355
01:24:22,663 --> 01:24:23,966
Ooh, ooh.
1356
01:24:23,999 --> 01:24:26,634
...Penguin Gru!
1357
01:24:29,737 --> 01:24:32,274
...Piggy Gru!
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