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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:33,550 --> 00:00:35,794 ♪ Il ♪ 2 00:00:35,932 --> 00:00:37,347 ♪ lumination ♪ 3 00:00:37,485 --> 00:00:39,280 ♪ Illumination ♪ 4 00:00:39,418 --> 00:00:43,043 ♪ Illumination. ♪ 5 00:01:01,992 --> 00:01:04,961 Hyah! Hyah! 6 00:01:12,658 --> 00:01:14,281 Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! 7 00:01:22,772 --> 00:01:25,085 Uh 8 00:01:32,057 --> 00:01:33,507 Eh 9 00:01:39,616 --> 00:01:42,654 - Hey. - Hey. Yoo-hoo. 10 00:01:51,766 --> 00:01:53,458 Oh! 11 00:01:55,322 --> 00:01:57,738 All right, everybody, gather round. 12 00:01:57,876 --> 00:02:00,637 This is our latest, very special exhibit 13 00:02:00,775 --> 00:02:03,606 where you’ll learn all about your favorite movies 14 00:02:03,744 --> 00:02:05,263 - and actors. - Wow. -Ooh. 15 00:02:05,401 --> 00:02:09,198 Welcome to The Magic of Hollywood! 16 00:02:10,613 --> 00:02:13,754 Look at all this cool stuff. Oh. 17 00:02:13,892 --> 00:02:16,860 Look up there. It’s E.T. 18 00:02:18,379 --> 00:02:20,588 Oh, and look at this one. 19 00:02:20,726 --> 00:02:22,418 Keanu Reeves. 20 00:02:25,283 --> 00:02:26,870 And you all know George Lucas, right? 21 00:02:27,008 --> 00:02:29,079 Oh, yes, he’s great. 22 00:02:29,735 --> 00:02:31,358 I’d really like to go home now. 23 00:02:31,496 --> 00:02:33,877 Come on, only a few more weeks left in the exhibit. 24 00:02:34,015 --> 00:02:35,224 You can do it. 25 00:02:35,362 --> 00:02:36,949 Can I at least have my cell phone? 26 00:02:37,087 --> 00:02:40,090 Oh, George, you’re just gonna use it to call for help. 27 00:02:42,196 --> 00:02:43,715 Oh, and over here, 28 00:02:43,853 --> 00:02:47,581 oh, wow, the most important figures in the exhibit. 29 00:02:47,719 --> 00:02:51,378 Without them, there would be no Hollywood. 30 00:02:51,516 --> 00:02:54,657 James and Henry! 31 00:02:55,830 --> 00:02:57,177 Who? 32 00:02:57,315 --> 00:02:58,799 Are you serious? 33 00:02:58,937 --> 00:03:00,318 James and Henry. 34 00:03:00,456 --> 00:03:02,492 - Minions. - I know the Minions. 35 00:03:02,630 --> 00:03:04,322 But I’ve never seen, uh 36 00:03:04,460 --> 00:03:05,737 James and Henry. 37 00:03:05,875 --> 00:03:08,049 - Yeah. Never heard of them. - Me neither. 38 00:03:09,292 --> 00:03:11,329 This is insane! 39 00:03:11,467 --> 00:03:15,022 James and Henry are legends, and they changed Hollywood forever. 40 00:03:15,160 --> 00:03:17,335 Not just Hollywood, they changed the world. 41 00:03:17,473 --> 00:03:18,750 And their story is epic. 42 00:03:18,888 --> 00:03:20,096 They’re what? 43 00:03:20,234 --> 00:03:21,339 What is she talking about? 44 00:03:21,477 --> 00:03:23,306 You know what? Change of plans. 45 00:03:23,444 --> 00:03:24,618 Everybody, sit down. Now. 46 00:03:24,756 --> 00:03:26,723 All of you. Come on, sit down. 47 00:03:26,861 --> 00:03:29,139 Tommy. You, too, Glasses and Mr. Johnson. 48 00:03:29,278 --> 00:03:31,521 And-and-and you, too, Bubble Girl. 49 00:03:34,455 --> 00:03:36,906 As you may know, throughout time, 50 00:03:37,044 --> 00:03:40,772 dozens of Minion tribes have been roaming our planet, 51 00:03:40,910 --> 00:03:42,636 searching for the perfect villain 52 00:03:42,774 --> 00:03:44,189 to serve. 53 00:03:49,919 --> 00:03:51,921 ♪ Ho, ho ♪ 54 00:03:52,059 --> 00:03:55,338 And among them was a very special guy. 55 00:03:55,476 --> 00:03:57,547 That’s him right there. 56 00:03:57,685 --> 00:03:58,928 James. 57 00:03:59,066 --> 00:04:01,448 He liked to draw, paint, but, above all, 58 00:04:01,586 --> 00:04:05,037 he loved to invent stories and share them with his buddies. 59 00:04:05,175 --> 00:04:07,143 - Hey, Alberto. Look at me booka. - Huh? 60 00:04:07,281 --> 00:04:08,317 ¿Te gusta? 61 00:04:08,455 --> 00:04:10,491 Uh um, meh. 62 00:04:10,629 --> 00:04:12,493 Ah. Uh, Eric. 63 00:04:12,631 --> 00:04:14,150 Huh? 64 00:04:14,288 --> 00:04:16,601 Hey, James! Hey! Okay? 65 00:04:16,739 --> 00:04:18,982 Uh, uh, es Sí, sí. 66 00:04:22,986 --> 00:04:24,919 The rest of his tribe, however, 67 00:04:25,057 --> 00:04:27,301 they were just interested in one thing. 68 00:04:29,165 --> 00:04:31,098 Big Boss. Ooh 69 00:04:31,236 --> 00:04:34,722 To serve the most evil master they can find. 70 00:04:35,965 --> 00:04:38,347 And this guy checked all the boxes. 71 00:04:38,485 --> 00:04:40,245 Scary? Check. 72 00:04:40,383 --> 00:04:41,833 Burly? Check. 73 00:04:41,971 --> 00:04:43,800 - Super mean? - Ooh. 74 00:04:43,938 --> 00:04:45,906 Pout! Pout! Pout! 75 00:04:47,563 --> 00:04:49,081 Double check. 76 00:04:49,219 --> 00:04:50,324 Oh. 77 00:04:50,462 --> 00:04:51,705 No, no, no! 78 00:04:51,843 --> 00:04:53,327 Pout! Pout! Pout! 79 00:04:55,122 --> 00:04:57,124 Pout! Pout! Pout! 80 00:04:58,781 --> 00:05:00,679 He was a perfect ten. 81 00:05:05,719 --> 00:05:07,514 Pout! Pout! Pout! 82 00:05:10,240 --> 00:05:12,415 Pout! Pout! Pout! 83 00:05:14,624 --> 00:05:17,489 To show their new master how much they cared, 84 00:05:17,627 --> 00:05:20,009 the Minions did everything for him. 85 00:05:24,841 --> 00:05:28,086 But James wanted to go one step further 86 00:05:28,224 --> 00:05:32,642 and create something truly wonderful for his master. 87 00:05:32,780 --> 00:05:35,093 Uh, uh, what? Ah. 88 00:05:37,337 --> 00:05:38,993 Ah. Hey, Big Boss! 89 00:05:39,131 --> 00:05:41,168 Hey, looka! Looka! 90 00:05:43,239 --> 00:05:45,034 Regarde! 91 00:05:45,172 --> 00:05:46,518 C’est tu! 92 00:05:46,656 --> 00:05:47,968 Et c’est nous! 93 00:05:48,106 --> 00:05:50,142 Big Boss! Big Boss! Big Boss! 94 00:05:52,179 --> 00:05:53,387 Pout, pout, pout. 95 00:05:53,525 --> 00:05:54,940 Uh 96 00:05:55,078 --> 00:05:56,942 No, pout, pout, pouta. No. 97 00:05:57,080 --> 00:05:58,841 No. 98 00:05:58,979 --> 00:06:00,429 Eh? 99 00:06:03,535 --> 00:06:05,330 Regarde! Regarde! 100 00:06:13,303 --> 00:06:14,857 Ah, ooh, ooh. 101 00:06:20,656 --> 00:06:22,416 Uh, pulla, pulla 102 00:06:26,558 --> 00:06:28,767 Phew. 103 00:06:30,079 --> 00:06:32,081 Hey, hey, uh, no, no, no! 104 00:06:32,219 --> 00:06:34,877 ¡Cuidado! ¡Cuidado! 105 00:06:36,603 --> 00:06:38,363 Oomph! 106 00:06:43,782 --> 00:06:45,577 Ow! 107 00:06:45,715 --> 00:06:47,234 Oh! Ooh! Oh! 108 00:06:54,379 --> 00:06:56,277 - Oh, James. - James. 109 00:07:01,282 --> 00:07:02,870 The Minions were banished 110 00:07:03,008 --> 00:07:04,769 from the Cyclops’s island that day, 111 00:07:04,907 --> 00:07:06,564 and everyone was mad at James. 112 00:07:06,702 --> 00:07:08,945 James, James, James! 113 00:07:11,672 --> 00:07:13,398 - Oh. - Well, not everyone. 114 00:07:13,536 --> 00:07:16,505 One other Minion found it very funny. 115 00:07:16,643 --> 00:07:18,368 Big Boss. Pout, pout, pout. 116 00:07:23,788 --> 00:07:25,721 Ayah, ouch. 117 00:07:28,137 --> 00:07:29,966 And that was Henry. 118 00:07:30,104 --> 00:07:33,004 HENRY [sighs]: Ooh la la la. 119 00:07:37,526 --> 00:07:38,872 Allez. 120 00:07:39,700 --> 00:07:43,014 Hey, James. 121 00:07:43,152 --> 00:07:44,602 Ah, sí, sí. 122 00:07:46,120 --> 00:07:47,777 Uh-uh. 123 00:07:50,159 --> 00:07:51,781 Nope. Nope, nope, nope. 124 00:07:56,372 --> 00:07:57,649 Hey. 125 00:08:03,344 --> 00:08:05,450 Huh? 126 00:08:07,659 --> 00:08:08,764 Mee-ta Henry. 127 00:08:08,902 --> 00:08:10,766 Ah, bello. Mee-ta James. 128 00:08:10,904 --> 00:08:13,458 - Tapioca? - Ah, oh, tapioca. 129 00:08:13,596 --> 00:08:14,770 Ooh, hey. 130 00:08:14,908 --> 00:08:16,703 Sí. 131 00:08:18,946 --> 00:08:20,534 Oh, oh. 132 00:08:20,672 --> 00:08:23,537 Hey, oh! 133 00:08:23,675 --> 00:08:25,401 - Ah, o-okay. Sí, sí. - Sí. Sí. 134 00:08:27,023 --> 00:08:28,404 Blah. 135 00:08:30,337 --> 00:08:31,856 And from that moment on, 136 00:08:31,994 --> 00:08:34,617 James and Henry were inseparable. 137 00:08:34,755 --> 00:08:38,276 The best of friends and by each other’s side 138 00:08:38,414 --> 00:08:40,934 - no matter where they went - Big Boss! Big Boss! 139 00:08:41,072 --> 00:08:44,282 - or who they worked for. - Big Boss! Big Boss! Big Boss! 140 00:08:45,421 --> 00:08:48,113 Their next master was extremely promising, 141 00:08:48,251 --> 00:08:52,532 very powerful and, more importantly, very evil. 142 00:08:52,670 --> 00:08:57,157 And his book... ooh, dear me, it had some wicked spells in it. 143 00:08:57,295 --> 00:08:58,883 Misha stroganoff. 144 00:09:01,092 --> 00:09:02,645 Oh la la la. 145 00:09:04,336 --> 00:09:05,579 Brush up! Brush up! 146 00:09:08,513 --> 00:09:11,309 No touch of la bookiski. 147 00:09:12,344 --> 00:09:15,347 - No touch of! - Okay, okay. No touch of. 148 00:09:17,729 --> 00:09:18,972 Ah. 149 00:09:19,110 --> 00:09:21,215 - No touch of! - Bah no, no. 150 00:09:22,562 --> 00:09:23,770 Hey, James. James. 151 00:09:23,908 --> 00:09:25,461 Come here, come here. Looka. 152 00:09:25,599 --> 00:09:27,014 Touch of la bookiski. 153 00:09:27,843 --> 00:09:29,534 Oh. 154 00:09:29,672 --> 00:09:31,225 Looka. Come here, come here. 155 00:09:32,572 --> 00:09:33,434 Oh. 156 00:09:33,573 --> 00:09:35,298 Bella la monstra. 157 00:09:36,714 --> 00:09:39,613 Ooh la. Ooh. 158 00:09:40,683 --> 00:09:42,305 Oh, oh! La! La rabbit! 159 00:09:42,443 --> 00:09:44,722 Holy kawaii! Voy a la spella. 160 00:09:44,860 --> 00:09:46,344 Uh 161 00:10:00,496 --> 00:10:01,704 Aw. 162 00:10:01,842 --> 00:10:03,326 Cute-a. 163 00:10:14,821 --> 00:10:17,893 Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no! 164 00:10:32,735 --> 00:10:35,289 Uh, hah. Blah. Command-Zed. 165 00:10:36,325 --> 00:10:38,465 Command-Zed! 166 00:10:38,603 --> 00:10:40,294 Undo! 167 00:10:40,432 --> 00:10:42,193 Command-Zed! 168 00:10:42,331 --> 00:10:43,504 Undo! 169 00:10:57,967 --> 00:11:01,661 Once again, the Minions had inadvertently lost a master. 170 00:11:03,697 --> 00:11:04,767 Henry! 171 00:11:04,905 --> 00:11:06,596 On the plus side, 172 00:11:06,735 --> 00:11:08,944 James and Henry’s friendship became stronger that day 173 00:11:09,082 --> 00:11:10,497 - Uh - Uh 174 00:11:10,635 --> 00:11:11,947 even if it made 175 00:11:12,085 --> 00:11:13,811 some of the other Minions unhappy. 176 00:11:25,029 --> 00:11:27,100 Oh, this is Ed, by the way. 177 00:11:27,238 --> 00:11:29,965 He’s a friendly Minion who is a bit hard of hearing. 178 00:11:31,967 --> 00:11:34,832 So they came up with a way of communicating with each other. 179 00:11:34,970 --> 00:11:37,282 - Y polenta, la mango. - Mm-hmm. 180 00:11:40,734 --> 00:11:42,011 Come here. 181 00:11:42,149 --> 00:11:43,495 Huh? 182 00:11:51,538 --> 00:11:55,853 And so the Minions went from one boss to the next. 183 00:11:55,991 --> 00:11:57,544 And there were many. 184 00:12:00,754 --> 00:12:02,722 The Big Boss! 185 00:12:05,897 --> 00:12:07,727 Uh, buddies. 186 00:12:07,865 --> 00:12:09,590 Por favor. 187 00:12:09,729 --> 00:12:11,178 Uh. Huh? Ah! 188 00:12:14,664 --> 00:12:16,425 Oh, Chris! 189 00:12:26,021 --> 00:12:27,608 Oh, Bill. 190 00:12:34,063 --> 00:12:35,616 Oh, Patrick. 191 00:12:39,172 --> 00:12:41,243 Huh? 192 00:12:42,037 --> 00:12:43,624 Oh, Brian. 193 00:12:45,695 --> 00:12:47,283 But after a while, 194 00:12:47,421 --> 00:12:50,390 they couldn’t find any more evil masters to serve. 195 00:12:50,528 --> 00:12:53,773 For a very long time, the Minions wandered about, 196 00:12:53,911 --> 00:12:56,292 tired and losing hope. 197 00:12:57,742 --> 00:12:59,606 Okay. 198 00:12:59,744 --> 00:13:00,744 Okay? 199 00:13:02,298 --> 00:13:04,024 And that very bossy Minion there, 200 00:13:04,162 --> 00:13:05,750 that’s Dick. 201 00:13:05,888 --> 00:13:07,763 He barked at everyone to make camp for the night. 202 00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:09,133 Eh, bup, bup, bup, bup, bup. 203 00:13:12,308 --> 00:13:13,931 Now, because of their nonstop 204 00:13:14,069 --> 00:13:16,519 blabbering and giggling, Dick ordered Henry and James 205 00:13:16,657 --> 00:13:20,178 to go sleep away from everyone else, as per usual. 206 00:13:20,316 --> 00:13:21,973 Which was fine with them, 207 00:13:22,111 --> 00:13:24,010 as it meant they could stay up all night 208 00:13:24,148 --> 00:13:27,323 discussing the meaning of life, the cosmos, 209 00:13:27,461 --> 00:13:29,429 their hopes, their dreams. 210 00:13:32,881 --> 00:13:35,262 - Ooh la la. - Bank you. 211 00:13:35,400 --> 00:13:37,161 - Bellissimo, James. - Uh-huh. 212 00:13:37,299 --> 00:13:38,419 Ah. [speaks Minionese] Dick. 213 00:13:38,507 --> 00:13:39,819 Asparagus. 214 00:13:39,957 --> 00:13:42,235 Mick or no. Mick or no. Mick or no. 215 00:13:42,373 --> 00:13:46,101 Hey, yo! Henry, James! Sleepa! 216 00:13:58,216 --> 00:14:00,529 Hey. 217 00:14:00,667 --> 00:14:01,979 Go, go, go. 218 00:14:02,117 --> 00:14:04,636 - Hey, Henry, wake up. - Huh? 219 00:14:10,228 --> 00:14:12,127 Oof. And with that, 220 00:14:12,265 --> 00:14:14,750 Dick lost his temper again. 221 00:14:14,888 --> 00:14:19,030 And he said all he had on his mind about the two friends. 222 00:14:19,168 --> 00:14:22,931 Henry thought long and hard about Dick’s remarks 223 00:14:23,069 --> 00:14:24,311 and decided to punch him. 224 00:14:26,486 --> 00:14:29,006 But thankfully Ed intervened, 225 00:14:29,144 --> 00:14:31,767 signed for his friend to calm down, 226 00:14:31,905 --> 00:14:33,355 breathe deeply 227 00:14:33,493 --> 00:14:35,529 - and - Hey. Hey! 228 00:14:35,667 --> 00:14:37,393 Punched Dick himself. 229 00:14:39,568 --> 00:14:41,846 Uh, putt, putt, putt, putt. Okay? 230 00:14:43,537 --> 00:14:44,987 Well, this seemed like 231 00:14:45,125 --> 00:14:46,402 - the breaking point - Looka! 232 00:14:46,540 --> 00:14:48,301 But then Dick saw something 233 00:14:48,439 --> 00:14:51,511 that would change the Minions’ lives forever. 234 00:14:51,649 --> 00:14:53,340 Big Boss! Ah! Ooh! Ah! 235 00:14:53,478 --> 00:14:56,067 ♪ ♪ 236 00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:01,210 Big Boss. 237 00:15:01,348 --> 00:15:02,902 Hey, buddies! 238 00:15:22,714 --> 00:15:23,992 Bye-bye! 239 00:15:25,683 --> 00:15:27,754 What the? 240 00:15:27,892 --> 00:15:29,411 Hyah! 241 00:15:43,459 --> 00:15:45,323 Huh? Buddies, looka! 242 00:15:48,913 --> 00:15:51,674 To the train! 243 00:15:53,918 --> 00:15:55,678 - Follow him! - Get on up! Get after him! 244 00:15:55,816 --> 00:15:57,715 Go, go, go! 245 00:15:57,853 --> 00:15:59,372 Hmm? 246 00:15:59,510 --> 00:16:01,581 - After him! - Come here, you little 247 00:16:05,930 --> 00:16:07,932 Hey! 248 00:16:10,659 --> 00:16:11,832 Huh? Oh. 249 00:16:20,841 --> 00:16:23,672 Hey! Down here! 250 00:16:31,645 --> 00:16:32,888 Buddies! Helpa me! 251 00:16:49,215 --> 00:16:51,182 What? Oh! 252 00:16:55,600 --> 00:16:57,326 Whoa, whoa! 253 00:17:02,538 --> 00:17:05,576 Big Boss! Hey! 254 00:17:15,724 --> 00:17:17,070 - Uh, oh. - Oh. 255 00:17:30,394 --> 00:17:31,843 Hey, hey, looka. 256 00:17:33,224 --> 00:17:34,605 Toot, toot! 257 00:18:06,015 --> 00:18:07,707 Uh, uh, oh. 258 00:18:09,295 --> 00:18:10,572 Oh, oh, oh. 259 00:18:25,034 --> 00:18:27,036 Hey. Toot, toot! 260 00:18:27,175 --> 00:18:29,108 - Toot! - Toot! 261 00:18:29,246 --> 00:18:30,454 - Agh. 262 00:18:30,592 --> 00:18:31,662 - Broke off. - Huh? 263 00:18:31,800 --> 00:18:33,629 Toot, toot! 264 00:18:33,767 --> 00:18:35,047 - Toot, toot, toot! - Toot, toot! 265 00:18:42,259 --> 00:18:44,295 Buddies, go, go! 266 00:18:44,433 --> 00:18:46,125 Toot, toot! 267 00:18:58,482 --> 00:19:00,484 Ah! 268 00:19:14,739 --> 00:19:17,328 Please don’t hurt me! 269 00:19:17,466 --> 00:19:19,641 MINIONS [dreamily]: Big Boss. 270 00:19:20,676 --> 00:19:21,505 Phew. 271 00:19:21,643 --> 00:19:22,885 Look out! 272 00:19:23,023 --> 00:19:24,542 Kumquat? 273 00:19:25,405 --> 00:19:26,405 Huh? 274 00:19:26,475 --> 00:19:27,649 Huh? 275 00:19:27,787 --> 00:19:29,409 No. 276 00:19:35,519 --> 00:19:37,797 Stop! 277 00:19:37,935 --> 00:19:41,594 Sto 278 00:19:41,732 --> 00:19:44,113 op! 279 00:19:53,537 --> 00:19:55,470 Toot, toot. 280 00:19:55,608 --> 00:19:57,610 Cut! 281 00:19:57,748 --> 00:19:59,922 Okay, people, back to one. 282 00:20:01,338 --> 00:20:02,856 And you! 283 00:20:02,994 --> 00:20:04,996 Do you have any idea what you have done? 284 00:20:06,688 --> 00:20:08,552 La Boss y, uh, conducto 285 00:20:08,690 --> 00:20:11,244 Huh? E la toot, toot. Y la James también. 286 00:20:11,382 --> 00:20:12,487 Sí, toot, toot. 287 00:20:14,489 --> 00:20:16,145 Stop! Stop. 288 00:20:16,284 --> 00:20:18,147 You’ve ruined everything. 289 00:20:18,286 --> 00:20:20,046 It was a perfect scene. 290 00:20:20,184 --> 00:20:22,980 All that work. All that money. All that effort. 291 00:20:23,118 --> 00:20:24,499 Uh [speaks Minionese] No? 292 00:20:24,637 --> 00:20:25,914 Get out of here. 293 00:20:26,052 --> 00:20:27,572 You, you, you, you, you, you, you, you. 294 00:20:27,640 --> 00:20:28,640 - And you. - Me? 295 00:20:28,675 --> 00:20:30,159 Definitely you. Get out! 296 00:20:30,298 --> 00:20:33,024 Out! Out, out, out, out, out! 297 00:20:33,162 --> 00:20:34,992 Out! 298 00:20:37,063 --> 00:20:38,892 Verschwindet! 299 00:20:39,030 --> 00:20:40,584 Let’s go again. 300 00:20:40,722 --> 00:20:42,033 Uh, hey, boss. 301 00:20:42,171 --> 00:20:43,794 We’re out of film. 302 00:20:45,589 --> 00:20:48,143 This is not going to go down well. 303 00:21:07,473 --> 00:21:09,613 You tell that no-talent bum 304 00:21:09,751 --> 00:21:11,925 if he messes up again, he’s fired! 305 00:21:12,063 --> 00:21:14,065 And then send him a bottle of champagne 306 00:21:14,203 --> 00:21:16,171 because it’s his birthday. 307 00:21:16,309 --> 00:21:18,587 Oh! There he is. 308 00:21:18,725 --> 00:21:20,520 Our favorite director. 309 00:21:20,658 --> 00:21:21,832 Hello, Mr. Bright. 310 00:21:21,970 --> 00:21:23,558 - Mr. Bright. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 311 00:21:23,696 --> 00:21:25,180 All right, let’s see what you shot. 312 00:21:26,319 --> 00:21:27,665 Roll the scene, now. 313 00:21:27,803 --> 00:21:29,633 We are so excited to see it. 314 00:21:29,771 --> 00:21:31,082 Come on, let’s go. 315 00:21:31,220 --> 00:21:32,808 Just so you know, Mr. Bright, 316 00:21:32,946 --> 00:21:34,362 we had 317 00:21:34,500 --> 00:21:36,674 a small problem. 318 00:21:36,812 --> 00:21:37,882 A problem? 319 00:21:38,020 --> 00:21:40,126 Is just a puzzle for friends to solve. 320 00:21:40,264 --> 00:21:42,128 Problems cost money, Elwood. 321 00:21:42,266 --> 00:21:43,612 If this scene is terrible, 322 00:21:43,750 --> 00:21:47,720 you will never work in this town again. 323 00:21:47,858 --> 00:21:49,135 But we’re sure you’ll do great 324 00:21:49,273 --> 00:21:51,102 in any number of other towns. 325 00:21:52,587 --> 00:21:54,140 Roll the scene, please, and thank you. 326 00:22:18,302 --> 00:22:20,339 Ooh, here we go. 327 00:22:23,687 --> 00:22:25,309 What is going on? 328 00:22:25,447 --> 00:22:27,760 I know. That’s what I was trying to tell you at the 329 00:22:30,625 --> 00:22:32,385 What are those things? 330 00:22:32,523 --> 00:22:34,318 Uh they, uh 331 00:22:34,456 --> 00:22:35,768 You changed the whole scene. 332 00:22:35,906 --> 00:22:37,528 But I didn’t. 333 00:22:37,666 --> 00:22:40,497 I oh, boy, I didn’t. 334 00:22:40,635 --> 00:22:42,257 It’s genius! 335 00:22:42,395 --> 00:22:43,603 What? 336 00:22:45,433 --> 00:22:46,951 The scene, it’s great. 337 00:22:47,089 --> 00:22:48,815 It’s better than great. I love it! 338 00:22:48,953 --> 00:22:51,577 Those sickly children, oh, they’re fantastic. 339 00:22:51,715 --> 00:22:53,395 They have to be in every shot of the movie. 340 00:22:53,475 --> 00:22:54,890 Uh yeah. 341 00:22:55,028 --> 00:22:56,927 Okay. Absolutely. 342 00:22:57,065 --> 00:23:00,068 I’m going to get my very good friends... 343 00:23:00,206 --> 00:23:02,484 just those, uh, uh, what’s their names... 344 00:23:02,622 --> 00:23:04,900 and put them in the movie! 345 00:23:08,939 --> 00:23:09,939 Sam? 346 00:23:09,974 --> 00:23:11,390 Elwood? 347 00:23:11,528 --> 00:23:13,288 Would you mind playing it? 348 00:23:13,426 --> 00:23:14,703 All right. 349 00:23:18,120 --> 00:23:20,675 Ah, that’s the stuff, Frankie. 350 00:23:20,813 --> 00:23:23,781 Ah, yes, it is, Elwood. 351 00:23:23,919 --> 00:23:26,853 Schnell! Schnell! Get me my car! 352 00:23:26,991 --> 00:23:28,821 Faster, faster! 353 00:23:28,959 --> 00:23:31,271 We need to find them. Where are they? 354 00:23:31,410 --> 00:23:32,445 Get out of the way! 355 00:23:32,583 --> 00:23:34,309 Move it, move it! 356 00:23:38,762 --> 00:23:40,222 SUFFRAGETTES [chanting]: Give women the vote! 357 00:23:40,246 --> 00:23:41,592 Give women the vote! 358 00:23:41,730 --> 00:23:43,467 - Give women the vote! - Take the next right. 359 00:23:43,491 --> 00:23:45,078 They could be on Sunset. 360 00:23:46,494 --> 00:23:48,185 - Ah. - Ah. 361 00:23:48,323 --> 00:23:50,221 Oh, looka! 362 00:23:50,359 --> 00:23:51,533 Ooh, ooh, ooh! 363 00:23:55,192 --> 00:23:56,607 Mmm! 364 00:23:56,745 --> 00:23:57,884 Hey, hey! 365 00:24:03,614 --> 00:24:04,891 Oh. 366 00:24:08,308 --> 00:24:09,309 Eh, looka. 367 00:24:15,557 --> 00:24:17,214 Hey! 368 00:24:17,352 --> 00:24:19,250 - Huh? - Don’t let ’em get away! 369 00:24:20,700 --> 00:24:22,253 Huh? 370 00:24:25,533 --> 00:24:26,706 Huh? 371 00:24:35,266 --> 00:24:36,923 Whoa! 372 00:24:47,002 --> 00:24:48,452 My boys! 373 00:24:48,590 --> 00:24:50,868 I’ve been looking all over for you. Get in, get in. 374 00:24:51,006 --> 00:24:52,525 - There they are! - Uh 375 00:24:52,663 --> 00:24:54,113 Get those little guys! 376 00:24:55,459 --> 00:24:57,357 Quick, quick. 377 00:24:57,496 --> 00:24:58,635 Go, go, go! 378 00:25:00,637 --> 00:25:03,156 Don’t let them get away! 379 00:25:03,294 --> 00:25:04,951 Banana! 380 00:25:13,684 --> 00:25:15,755 Wunderbar. Wunderbar. 381 00:25:15,893 --> 00:25:17,481 Uh, first things first. 382 00:25:17,619 --> 00:25:18,827 Who are you? 383 00:25:18,965 --> 00:25:20,346 - Henry. - Y James. 384 00:25:20,484 --> 00:25:21,968 Dick. 385 00:25:23,936 --> 00:25:25,213 - Ed. - Uh 386 00:25:25,351 --> 00:25:26,732 - Soy Peter! - Ken. 387 00:25:31,806 --> 00:25:33,877 Is-is there a name I can just call all of you? 388 00:25:34,015 --> 00:25:35,119 Bah 389 00:25:35,257 --> 00:25:36,327 Minions. 390 00:25:36,465 --> 00:25:38,985 Look, Minions, my name is Max. 391 00:25:39,123 --> 00:25:40,504 Bello, Max! 392 00:25:40,642 --> 00:25:42,299 Yeah, hi. 393 00:25:42,437 --> 00:25:44,577 Okay, I’m so sorry about earlier. 394 00:25:44,715 --> 00:25:47,511 So, I would like to work with you. 395 00:25:47,649 --> 00:25:49,444 We should make movies. 396 00:25:49,582 --> 00:25:50,652 - Movies? - Movies? 397 00:25:50,790 --> 00:25:51,964 - Movies? - Huh? 398 00:25:52,102 --> 00:25:54,035 You don’t know what movies are? 399 00:25:54,173 --> 00:25:55,519 Mm 400 00:25:55,657 --> 00:26:00,075 Movies are stories that play out right in front of you, 401 00:26:00,213 --> 00:26:04,597 and people love them and people love the people who make them. 402 00:26:04,735 --> 00:26:06,565 Storya. 403 00:26:06,703 --> 00:26:09,291 James La storya. 404 00:26:09,429 --> 00:26:10,879 Le movies? ¿Para mí? 405 00:26:11,017 --> 00:26:13,019 Sí, James. Sí! 406 00:26:15,712 --> 00:26:18,577 Welcome to Bright Brothers Pictures, 407 00:26:18,715 --> 00:26:21,476 where we make all kinds of movies. 408 00:26:21,614 --> 00:26:23,271 Oh, oh! 409 00:26:25,687 --> 00:26:27,620 - Hello, Josh. - Hey, Sam. 410 00:26:29,795 --> 00:26:31,659 Perfect. 411 00:26:37,906 --> 00:26:39,459 All right, positions, everybody! 412 00:26:39,598 --> 00:26:41,634 Find your mark 413 00:26:53,163 --> 00:26:54,647 Whoo! 414 00:27:01,205 --> 00:27:03,242 It’s a wrap. Congratulations, everyone! 415 00:27:06,486 --> 00:27:08,316 Fantástico! 416 00:27:08,454 --> 00:27:09,558 It is fantástico. 417 00:27:09,697 --> 00:27:11,250 It’s exciting, isn’t it? 418 00:27:11,388 --> 00:27:13,804 Oh! 419 00:27:13,942 --> 00:27:15,979 Ah, James, I love your enthusiasm. 420 00:27:16,117 --> 00:27:18,015 How about you gentlemen? 421 00:27:18,153 --> 00:27:20,121 Do you want to make movies, too? 422 00:27:20,259 --> 00:27:22,537 Eh, buh, buh, buh, buh. No maka le movies. 423 00:27:22,675 --> 00:27:24,539 Big Boss. 424 00:27:24,677 --> 00:27:25,920 Mm. -Uh 425 00:27:26,058 --> 00:27:27,818 Le movies! 426 00:27:27,956 --> 00:27:30,062 Excellent. Let’s get to work. 427 00:27:30,200 --> 00:27:34,998 So, I need you to act in a, mm, very simple scene. 428 00:27:35,136 --> 00:27:39,174 Here. You stay here, and I shall return. 429 00:27:39,312 --> 00:27:40,520 Uh 430 00:27:40,659 --> 00:27:42,005 Oh. 431 00:27:42,143 --> 00:27:43,385 Okay, listen up. 432 00:27:43,523 --> 00:27:44,835 So here’s the scene. 433 00:27:44,973 --> 00:27:46,526 You see those large, heavily armed men? 434 00:27:46,665 --> 00:27:49,598 They suspect you have killed their leader, 435 00:27:49,737 --> 00:27:51,670 and they want you dead. 436 00:27:51,808 --> 00:27:52,808 Gweek. 437 00:27:52,912 --> 00:27:54,155 Uh, gweek? 438 00:27:54,293 --> 00:27:55,846 All right, I need you 439 00:27:55,984 --> 00:27:58,884 to really sell the drama. 440 00:27:59,022 --> 00:28:01,300 You do a good job, and you’re hired! 441 00:28:01,438 --> 00:28:04,337 You fail, it’s back to wandering the streets, 442 00:28:04,475 --> 00:28:05,891 scavenging for food. 443 00:28:06,029 --> 00:28:08,031 Have fun with it! 444 00:28:08,169 --> 00:28:09,204 Okay! 445 00:28:09,342 --> 00:28:11,275 Ready, action! 446 00:28:11,413 --> 00:28:12,656 Attack! 447 00:28:13,899 --> 00:28:15,210 Uh, buddies? 448 00:28:17,143 --> 00:28:19,111 No, no, no, no, no! 449 00:28:21,044 --> 00:28:23,391 Henry! 450 00:28:24,633 --> 00:28:27,222 Henry, helpa! 451 00:28:34,022 --> 00:28:35,817 Buddies! 452 00:28:40,891 --> 00:28:42,582 Help! 453 00:28:52,869 --> 00:28:53,869 - Skoal! - Skoal! 454 00:28:55,561 --> 00:28:57,528 Hey. 455 00:28:58,702 --> 00:28:59,979 Cut! 456 00:29:01,774 --> 00:29:03,224 Huh? 457 00:29:03,362 --> 00:29:05,709 Okay, that was 458 00:29:05,847 --> 00:29:08,298 perfect! 459 00:29:11,991 --> 00:29:15,339 Minions, are you ready to become stars? 460 00:29:15,477 --> 00:29:18,860 And I mean the biggest stars the world has ever seen? 461 00:29:27,800 --> 00:29:29,388 Honey, it’s starting. 462 00:29:29,526 --> 00:29:31,217 Oh, goodie. 463 00:29:31,355 --> 00:29:33,057 NARRATOR [over radio]: On this beautiful spring day of ’27, 464 00:29:33,081 --> 00:29:35,049 the world has never been a better place. 465 00:29:35,187 --> 00:29:37,292 The economy is forever booming 466 00:29:37,430 --> 00:29:40,019 with no sign of slowing down ever. 467 00:29:40,157 --> 00:29:41,745 People have never been so happy, 468 00:29:41,883 --> 00:29:44,644 and the future has never looked so bright. 469 00:29:44,783 --> 00:29:47,095 Meanwhile, over in Hollywood, 470 00:29:47,233 --> 00:29:49,132 the new stars of the silver screen 471 00:29:49,270 --> 00:29:51,134 took the world by storm and changed the face 472 00:29:51,272 --> 00:29:53,722 of the motion picture industry forever 473 00:29:53,861 --> 00:29:56,898 with movies like The Good, the Bad and the Stupids, 474 00:29:57,036 --> 00:29:59,418 Look Behind You And Then Down 475 00:29:59,556 --> 00:30:02,524 and They Came from the Stars to Hit You With a Frying Pan! 476 00:30:02,662 --> 00:30:04,768 Part Four: Target Miami Beach. 477 00:30:04,906 --> 00:30:08,427 The Minions have become the kings of the box office, 478 00:30:08,565 --> 00:30:10,885 and it seems like the public just can’t get enough of them. 479 00:30:12,569 --> 00:30:14,502 We spent weeks with the super-mini sensations, 480 00:30:14,640 --> 00:30:17,194 and we’re going to let you in on a few of their secrets. 481 00:30:17,332 --> 00:30:19,369 Our boys have moved into a luxurious house 482 00:30:19,507 --> 00:30:21,302 in Beverly Hills 483 00:30:22,165 --> 00:30:23,407 where they’ll be able to enjoy 484 00:30:23,545 --> 00:30:25,478 a comfortably large game room 485 00:30:28,412 --> 00:30:30,621 and an equally comfortable gigantic sauna. 486 00:30:32,658 --> 00:30:34,073 Their lives have changed 487 00:30:34,211 --> 00:30:36,110 - since fame hit them. - Look, Minions! 488 00:30:36,248 --> 00:30:38,181 They can’t go anywhere without being recognized. 489 00:30:38,319 --> 00:30:41,667 Run, boys, run! 490 00:30:42,461 --> 00:30:45,257 Looks are everything in Tinseltown, 491 00:30:45,395 --> 00:30:46,821 and the Minions are always on the hunt 492 00:30:46,845 --> 00:30:49,848 for the hottest, most modern looks. 493 00:30:53,161 --> 00:30:54,922 What trendsetters. 494 00:30:55,060 --> 00:30:57,648 What fashion icons. 495 00:30:57,786 --> 00:30:59,340 And not only that, 496 00:30:59,478 --> 00:31:02,722 now there’s Minions merchandise. 497 00:31:02,861 --> 00:31:05,277 What will they think of next? 498 00:31:06,865 --> 00:31:09,281 And boy, Hollywood has never seen parties 499 00:31:09,419 --> 00:31:11,766 like the ones those classy gentlemen are throwing. 500 00:31:13,492 --> 00:31:16,150 Yes, the Minions are on top of the world. 501 00:31:16,288 --> 00:31:18,497 They truly have it all. 502 00:31:30,198 --> 00:31:31,441 Bank you, bank you. 503 00:31:33,236 --> 00:31:34,823 Okay? Hah. 504 00:31:42,348 --> 00:31:44,281 - Gooda, huh? - Loving it. 505 00:31:54,671 --> 00:31:56,224 Para aquí, eh? 506 00:31:56,362 --> 00:31:57,536 Aquí. 507 00:31:58,399 --> 00:31:59,883 - Wow. - Incredible. 508 00:32:00,021 --> 00:32:01,885 Eh, buh, buh, buh, buh. Sergei! 509 00:32:02,023 --> 00:32:04,577 Película. Looka. 510 00:32:06,614 --> 00:32:07,649 - Okay? - On it. 511 00:32:12,033 --> 00:32:14,829 Okay? 512 00:32:14,967 --> 00:32:16,520 James, my boy, 513 00:32:16,658 --> 00:32:18,833 you have a real gift for filmmaking. 514 00:32:18,971 --> 00:32:20,386 Ah, bank you. 515 00:32:20,524 --> 00:32:23,217 Ja, you have what it takes to become a director. 516 00:32:23,355 --> 00:32:25,253 There could even be an Oscar in your future. 517 00:32:25,391 --> 00:32:27,117 O-Oscar? 518 00:32:27,255 --> 00:32:31,673 Ah, it’s an award given out to the best films and filmmakers. 519 00:32:31,811 --> 00:32:33,468 Ah 520 00:32:34,297 --> 00:32:37,610 And the Oscar for the best movie ever goes to 521 00:32:39,060 --> 00:32:40,199 James. 522 00:32:43,616 --> 00:32:46,240 Whoo-hoo-hoo! Bank you, bank you! 523 00:32:50,520 --> 00:32:53,143 Eh 524 00:32:53,281 --> 00:32:54,662 Bank you! 525 00:32:54,800 --> 00:32:56,940 - Bank you - James. 526 00:32:57,078 --> 00:32:58,286 James? 527 00:32:58,424 --> 00:32:59,943 Are you all right, my friend? 528 00:33:02,842 --> 00:33:04,762 W-Wait, wh-what’s-what’s happening? What is this? 529 00:33:04,879 --> 00:33:06,225 I’ll tell you what it is. 530 00:33:06,363 --> 00:33:08,158 It’s the future of cinema. 531 00:33:08,296 --> 00:33:09,608 Everyone’s doing it, Max. 532 00:33:09,746 --> 00:33:13,784 From now on, our movies are gonna have 533 00:33:13,922 --> 00:33:15,683 sound. 534 00:33:17,719 --> 00:33:20,584 That right there, what I just said, that was sound. 535 00:33:23,794 --> 00:33:27,315 I have a very good feeling about this. 536 00:33:27,453 --> 00:33:29,145 Quiet, everyone. 537 00:33:29,283 --> 00:33:30,905 Are you ready, Henry? 538 00:33:31,043 --> 00:33:32,113 Ah, sí, sí, sí. 539 00:33:32,251 --> 00:33:34,012 This will be great. 540 00:33:35,151 --> 00:33:37,222 Okay, we’re recording. 541 00:33:37,360 --> 00:33:39,569 And action. 542 00:33:55,412 --> 00:33:57,552 You disappear from my life five years ago, 543 00:33:57,690 --> 00:34:00,866 and now you think you can come waltzing back in? 544 00:34:01,004 --> 00:34:03,489 Well, no. No, I say! 545 00:34:04,145 --> 00:34:07,390 Get lost, you handsome bastard. 546 00:34:09,461 --> 00:34:11,842 Oh, Humphrey. 547 00:34:11,980 --> 00:34:14,845 My mother warned me about men like you. 548 00:34:21,852 --> 00:34:24,579 Mm, baby, 549 00:34:24,717 --> 00:34:27,375 piñata, carbonara, 550 00:34:27,513 --> 00:34:29,170 lasagna. 551 00:34:29,308 --> 00:34:31,034 What? 552 00:34:31,172 --> 00:34:32,449 Was? 553 00:34:32,587 --> 00:34:34,348 What? 554 00:34:39,560 --> 00:34:41,009 Stay with us, Sarge. 555 00:34:41,148 --> 00:34:42,494 We need you. 556 00:34:42,632 --> 00:34:45,738 What are we gonna do? What are we gonna do?! 557 00:34:50,433 --> 00:34:51,779 Yeah, Sarge? 558 00:34:51,917 --> 00:34:53,919 Sí 559 00:34:54,057 --> 00:34:55,645 Chihuahua! 560 00:34:58,165 --> 00:34:59,166 Cut! 561 00:34:59,304 --> 00:35:00,926 Chihuahua! 562 00:35:19,013 --> 00:35:21,049 Oh, poop. 563 00:35:21,188 --> 00:35:22,603 Cut! 564 00:35:22,741 --> 00:35:24,260 Bikini. 565 00:35:27,953 --> 00:35:30,266 Can I have a cup of coffee, please? 566 00:35:30,404 --> 00:35:31,991 Tiny bit of milk. 567 00:35:32,130 --> 00:35:34,201 Two sugars. 568 00:35:34,339 --> 00:35:35,892 Thank you. 569 00:35:36,858 --> 00:35:38,136 Balzac! 570 00:35:39,413 --> 00:35:41,346 This is a disaster! We’ve lost millions! 571 00:35:41,484 --> 00:35:43,071 No. 572 00:35:43,210 --> 00:35:45,143 - You know who I blame? - Them! 573 00:35:45,281 --> 00:35:46,765 Sadly, yes. 574 00:35:46,903 --> 00:35:48,422 Get out of here! 575 00:35:48,560 --> 00:35:50,158 But we wish you the best of luck in your new endeavor, 576 00:35:50,182 --> 00:35:51,597 and we hope we can still be friends 577 00:35:51,735 --> 00:35:53,772 - who never speak to each other. - Leave. 578 00:35:53,910 --> 00:35:56,188 And have a great life away from us. 579 00:36:00,123 --> 00:36:01,883 Mbappé de Platini. 580 00:36:02,021 --> 00:36:03,161 Oscar. 581 00:36:03,299 --> 00:36:04,679 O-Oscar? 582 00:36:04,817 --> 00:36:07,786 James, you’re never going to win an Oscar. 583 00:36:07,924 --> 00:36:08,959 You’re done. 584 00:36:09,097 --> 00:36:10,444 You’re fired! 585 00:36:17,727 --> 00:36:20,454 - Goodbye, Ridley. - Goodbye, Max. 586 00:36:20,592 --> 00:36:22,870 - Auf Wiedersehen, Eric. - Bye-bye, Max. 587 00:36:23,008 --> 00:36:25,838 - Hasta la vista, Quentin. - Bye-bye, Max. 588 00:36:25,976 --> 00:36:28,358 - Goodbye, Stephen. - Tschüss! 589 00:36:28,496 --> 00:36:30,981 - Ciao, Federico. - Bye-bye, Max. 590 00:36:31,119 --> 00:36:32,500 Dick. 591 00:36:32,638 --> 00:36:33,950 Max. 592 00:36:35,331 --> 00:36:38,817 Henry, James, good luck, my friends. 593 00:36:38,955 --> 00:36:41,440 Don’t worry, boys. 594 00:36:41,578 --> 00:36:43,891 It’s just a minor setback. 595 00:36:46,790 --> 00:36:48,344 Bank you. 596 00:36:48,482 --> 00:36:50,691 You’re going to be fine, James. 597 00:36:50,829 --> 00:36:53,659 You’re going to do great things. 598 00:36:53,797 --> 00:36:56,110 Henry! James! 599 00:36:56,248 --> 00:36:57,974 Bye-bye, Max. 600 00:37:15,302 --> 00:37:16,924 No, no, no. 601 00:37:17,062 --> 00:37:18,132 ¿Por qué? 602 00:37:36,668 --> 00:37:40,361 Ah 603 00:37:51,234 --> 00:37:52,822 Uh, okay. 604 00:38:11,185 --> 00:38:13,532 Hey, Victor, bood night. 605 00:38:13,670 --> 00:38:15,603 - Bood night, Peter. - Hey, Nick, bood night. 606 00:38:15,741 --> 00:38:17,501 - Ha, bood night, Greg. - Bood night, George. 607 00:38:17,605 --> 00:38:18,996 - Bood night, Stephen. - Bood night, Bruno. 608 00:38:19,020 --> 00:38:20,700 - Bood night, Julian. - Thomas, bood night. 609 00:38:24,750 --> 00:38:27,477 Bood night, James. 610 00:38:44,114 --> 00:38:45,184 Hmm. 611 00:38:45,323 --> 00:38:46,772 Huh? 612 00:38:53,296 --> 00:38:54,918 Eu-Eureka. 613 00:38:55,056 --> 00:38:56,056 Eureka! 614 00:39:02,823 --> 00:39:03,686 Storya. 615 00:39:03,824 --> 00:39:05,204 Minions. 616 00:39:07,552 --> 00:39:09,761 Bonanza 617 00:39:16,077 --> 00:39:17,424 Glory hallelujah! 618 00:39:17,562 --> 00:39:19,564 Henry, come here, come here! 619 00:39:19,702 --> 00:39:21,393 - Huh? - Storya! 620 00:39:21,531 --> 00:39:23,499 - Looka, looka! - Huh? 621 00:39:23,637 --> 00:39:25,535 Movie. 622 00:39:25,673 --> 00:39:27,295 Un movie de Minions. Con monstras. 623 00:39:27,434 --> 00:39:29,125 Sí, sí, sí! 624 00:39:31,541 --> 00:39:32,922 ¿Qué pasa? 625 00:39:33,060 --> 00:39:34,130 Ah, looka, looka. 626 00:39:34,268 --> 00:39:36,063 James 627 00:39:36,201 --> 00:39:37,685 in la movies. 628 00:39:37,823 --> 00:39:40,343 Movies? 629 00:39:40,481 --> 00:39:42,103 James. 630 00:39:42,241 --> 00:39:43,415 Era fantástico. 631 00:39:43,553 --> 00:39:45,417 Minions don’t maka movies. 632 00:39:45,555 --> 00:39:46,970 Big Boss! 633 00:39:47,108 --> 00:39:49,076 Y helpa James. 634 00:39:52,113 --> 00:39:54,046 Big Boss! Big Boss! 635 00:39:55,565 --> 00:39:57,187 Oops. 636 00:39:57,325 --> 00:39:59,466 Uh, scusa, Greg. Uh, all is good? 637 00:39:59,604 --> 00:40:00,812 Sí, sí. 638 00:40:00,950 --> 00:40:02,192 Movies. 639 00:40:02,330 --> 00:40:03,677 Boss. 640 00:40:03,815 --> 00:40:05,403 Big Boss! 641 00:40:05,541 --> 00:40:07,681 - Big Boss! Big Boss! - No, b-buddies. 642 00:40:07,819 --> 00:40:09,510 Big Boss! Big Boss! 643 00:40:09,648 --> 00:40:11,201 Big Boss! 644 00:40:11,339 --> 00:40:12,927 Alles gut? 645 00:40:19,037 --> 00:40:21,798 Come, Ed! ¡Vamos! ¡Vamos! 646 00:40:28,943 --> 00:40:31,946 Ooh, there’s romance. 647 00:40:32,084 --> 00:40:34,604 How’s that going to end up? 648 00:40:34,742 --> 00:40:36,779 Whoo-hoo-hoo, he’s so scary. 649 00:40:36,917 --> 00:40:39,747 - James, I love your movie. - Bank you. 650 00:40:39,885 --> 00:40:42,647 Yes, it’s clear this is a real passion project, 651 00:40:42,785 --> 00:40:44,062 and you need to make it, 652 00:40:44,200 --> 00:40:45,857 whatever challenges get in your way. 653 00:40:45,995 --> 00:40:47,652 Sí, sí. 654 00:40:47,790 --> 00:40:49,170 Advice. 655 00:40:49,308 --> 00:40:50,448 Advice? 656 00:40:50,586 --> 00:40:53,105 - Sí, sí. Bitte. - Uh, well 657 00:40:53,243 --> 00:40:54,348 where do I start? 658 00:40:54,486 --> 00:40:57,385 I mean, eh, uh, yeah. 659 00:40:57,524 --> 00:41:00,043 Um, you guys have film equipment? 660 00:41:00,181 --> 00:41:01,907 Eh no. 661 00:41:02,045 --> 00:41:03,978 Ah, no film equipment. Uh-huh. 662 00:41:04,116 --> 00:41:05,255 A crew? 663 00:41:05,393 --> 00:41:06,809 Crew. No. 664 00:41:06,947 --> 00:41:08,845 No crew either? Mm. 665 00:41:08,983 --> 00:41:12,815 And you wrote a monster movie with a very big monster? 666 00:41:12,953 --> 00:41:14,333 Sí. Kaiju. 667 00:41:16,025 --> 00:41:18,821 And what are you going to use for your monster? 668 00:41:18,959 --> 00:41:20,581 Ah, uh 669 00:41:20,719 --> 00:41:23,032 Aha. Okay. 670 00:41:23,170 --> 00:41:24,033 Listen to me carefully. 671 00:41:24,171 --> 00:41:25,931 What I’m going to tell you is 672 00:41:26,069 --> 00:41:28,209 very, very important. 673 00:41:28,347 --> 00:41:29,728 So, if you want 674 00:41:29,866 --> 00:41:33,283 to make a fantastisch, very cool monster movie, 675 00:41:33,421 --> 00:41:36,286 you will need a fantastisch, very cool monster. 676 00:41:40,463 --> 00:41:42,707 I can’t really help you with that, I’m afraid. 677 00:41:42,845 --> 00:41:45,433 But I can give you this. 678 00:41:50,093 --> 00:41:52,061 Un-un-un cámara. 679 00:41:52,199 --> 00:41:54,408 Max, wirklich? 680 00:41:54,546 --> 00:41:56,514 It was a gift from my father. 681 00:41:56,652 --> 00:41:58,136 My first camera. 682 00:41:59,171 --> 00:42:01,726 I’m passing it on to you now. 683 00:42:01,864 --> 00:42:04,245 I believe in you, James. 684 00:42:04,383 --> 00:42:06,351 I know you’ll do great. 685 00:42:06,489 --> 00:42:09,734 And remember, a very cool monster movie 686 00:42:09,872 --> 00:42:11,943 needs a very cool monster. 687 00:42:12,081 --> 00:42:14,497 Max, darling. Come over here. 688 00:42:14,635 --> 00:42:16,534 Good luck, guys. 689 00:42:21,435 --> 00:42:23,299 Kaiju. 690 00:42:23,437 --> 00:42:25,232 - Uh - Ed. 691 00:42:34,172 --> 00:42:35,345 Oh 692 00:42:35,483 --> 00:42:37,244 - Hey, buddies, buddies. - Sí. 693 00:42:37,382 --> 00:42:38,659 Maka la movie! 694 00:42:42,249 --> 00:42:43,802 Ed saved the day! 695 00:42:43,940 --> 00:42:45,355 James is gonna get his monster! 696 00:42:45,493 --> 00:42:47,979 Oh, well, I’m happy you’re happy. 697 00:42:49,359 --> 00:42:50,923 Now do you mind if I go on with the story? 698 00:42:50,947 --> 00:42:53,260 Sorry, I get a little excited sometimes. 699 00:42:53,398 --> 00:42:55,055 Yes! Please continue. 700 00:42:55,193 --> 00:42:57,229 What about Dick and the other Minions? 701 00:42:57,367 --> 00:42:58,783 Did they find a new boss? 702 00:42:58,921 --> 00:43:01,544 Ooh, yes, well, I was getting to it. 703 00:43:01,682 --> 00:43:04,789 Dick and his friends were about to fulfill the mission 704 00:43:04,927 --> 00:43:08,206 of every Minion ever and find their tribe 705 00:43:08,344 --> 00:43:11,727 the greatest, most evil master to serve. 706 00:43:11,865 --> 00:43:14,143 Big Boss! Big Boss! 707 00:43:14,281 --> 00:43:17,905 Big Boss! Big Boss! Big Boss! Big Boss! 708 00:43:18,043 --> 00:43:19,493 Attention. 709 00:43:19,631 --> 00:43:21,806 Uh, attention, earthlings. 710 00:43:21,944 --> 00:43:24,602 Cease current activities and listen. 711 00:43:27,225 --> 00:43:28,847 I am Dort, 712 00:43:28,985 --> 00:43:31,678 and I was sent here by the Supreme High Ruler 713 00:43:31,816 --> 00:43:34,646 to judge this pathetic planet. 714 00:43:36,268 --> 00:43:38,063 Big Boss? 715 00:43:38,201 --> 00:43:41,791 But first, uh, Dort needs to find loyal assistants. 716 00:43:41,929 --> 00:43:44,035 Ooh, hey, you, with the very cool spaceship. 717 00:43:44,173 --> 00:43:45,933 Do you want to serve Dort? 718 00:43:46,071 --> 00:43:47,555 Okay, let’s go home. 719 00:43:47,694 --> 00:43:50,110 You can do this kind of thing on your mom’s weekend. 720 00:43:50,248 --> 00:43:51,767 Oh, yes, and 721 00:43:51,905 --> 00:43:53,941 Come on, please. 722 00:43:54,079 --> 00:43:55,598 Leave me alone. 723 00:43:55,736 --> 00:43:57,669 Guys, look at this winner. 724 00:43:57,807 --> 00:43:59,015 Ah, thank you. 725 00:43:59,153 --> 00:44:00,741 That’s very kind. 726 00:44:00,879 --> 00:44:03,951 Are you and your burly friends interested in assisting Dort 727 00:44:04,089 --> 00:44:06,126 in a potentially dangerous mission? 728 00:44:06,264 --> 00:44:08,404 Hey, I think the weirdo in the lame robot suit 729 00:44:08,542 --> 00:44:09,819 is talking to us. 730 00:44:09,957 --> 00:44:13,064 Ha. I can assure you that this is no costume. 731 00:44:13,202 --> 00:44:14,272 Um, I mean 732 00:44:14,410 --> 00:44:16,010 You know, it’s dangerous to hang out here 733 00:44:16,067 --> 00:44:17,585 dressed as a tin can. 734 00:44:20,588 --> 00:44:22,556 Ah, ha-ha-ha. Ha, ha-ha-ha. 735 00:44:22,694 --> 00:44:26,698 A tin can wishes it were as tough as me, so there. 736 00:44:28,562 --> 00:44:31,254 I sense you are preparing a hostile attack. 737 00:44:31,392 --> 00:44:32,531 Please stop. 738 00:44:32,670 --> 00:44:34,395 Oh, yeah? Or what? 739 00:44:40,229 --> 00:44:41,402 Whoa. 740 00:44:41,540 --> 00:44:43,266 Why, you! 741 00:44:48,133 --> 00:44:50,377 Now you’ve done it. 742 00:44:50,515 --> 00:44:52,620 Dort was on a simple mission 743 00:44:54,312 --> 00:44:57,833 to decide whether or not Earth should be invaded, 744 00:44:57,971 --> 00:45:00,007 and then you went and got all up 745 00:45:00,145 --> 00:45:02,630 in Dort’s facial recognition sensors. 746 00:45:02,769 --> 00:45:03,977 Dort has made his decision 747 00:45:04,115 --> 00:45:06,324 regarding the fate of this planet. 748 00:45:07,705 --> 00:45:09,914 Dort is going to invade Earth 749 00:45:10,052 --> 00:45:13,262 and enslave humanity! 750 00:45:13,400 --> 00:45:16,852 Hey, hey, scusa, scusa. 751 00:45:17,715 --> 00:45:18,992 Ah, greetings. 752 00:45:19,130 --> 00:45:20,683 I am Dort. 753 00:45:20,821 --> 00:45:22,340 Bello, Dort. Soy Dick. 754 00:45:22,478 --> 00:45:24,100 Salutations, Richard. 755 00:45:24,238 --> 00:45:26,240 Bah, no, no, no. Le Dick. 756 00:45:26,378 --> 00:45:27,897 Mm, okay. 757 00:45:28,035 --> 00:45:32,246 Do you want to assist Dort in a potentially dangerous mission? 758 00:45:32,384 --> 00:45:35,146 - Sí. Sí, sí! Yeah! - Sí! 759 00:45:35,284 --> 00:45:38,632 Great! Follow Dort back to Dort’s secret lair! 760 00:45:40,668 --> 00:45:42,118 Big Boss! 761 00:45:42,256 --> 00:45:45,052 MINIONS [chanting]: Big Boss! Big Boss! Big Boss! 762 00:45:47,814 --> 00:45:48,884 Okay. 763 00:45:50,644 --> 00:45:51,852 - Henry? - Sí, sí. 764 00:45:51,990 --> 00:45:53,923 Ed? ¡Vamos! 765 00:45:55,891 --> 00:45:58,134 Miso soup 766 00:45:58,272 --> 00:46:00,343 yaki onigiri 767 00:46:00,481 --> 00:46:01,966 edamame 768 00:46:03,795 --> 00:46:05,486 daifuku! 769 00:46:11,147 --> 00:46:13,080 Looka! 770 00:46:23,919 --> 00:46:25,921 HENRY and JAMES: Le kaiju! 771 00:46:31,167 --> 00:46:32,582 Yes! Yes, I’m free! 772 00:46:32,720 --> 00:46:35,033 F-F-Freedom. 773 00:46:35,171 --> 00:46:36,586 Bah 774 00:46:36,724 --> 00:46:38,761 - Oh, happy day! - Hmm? 775 00:46:38,899 --> 00:46:43,559 Oh, I got to say, it is so great to finally be out. 776 00:46:43,697 --> 00:46:46,838 I have been trapped in that book forever, and I 777 00:46:46,976 --> 00:46:48,150 monstra. 778 00:46:48,288 --> 00:46:49,668 - I am forever in your debt. - Hmm. 779 00:46:49,807 --> 00:46:51,256 And I just wanted to... Whoa! 780 00:46:51,394 --> 00:46:52,706 What you doing there, mister? 781 00:46:52,844 --> 00:46:54,259 Whoo. 782 00:46:54,397 --> 00:46:56,020 Oh, whoo, whoo, okay, okay. 783 00:46:56,158 --> 00:46:58,022 Henry, no, no, no, no. 784 00:47:03,510 --> 00:47:06,444 Oh, no, I feel like I’ve disappointed you in some way. 785 00:47:06,582 --> 00:47:08,791 I’m-I’m so sorry. Can I help? 786 00:47:08,929 --> 00:47:10,655 Le monstras? 787 00:47:10,793 --> 00:47:13,796 Monsters? You want big, scary monsters? 788 00:47:13,934 --> 00:47:16,557 Sí. Come here, come here. 789 00:47:18,111 --> 00:47:19,664 Que para le movies. 790 00:47:19,802 --> 00:47:21,045 Oh. 791 00:47:21,183 --> 00:47:24,151 You need monsters for your movie. 792 00:47:24,289 --> 00:47:26,982 I know the perfect monsters for you. 793 00:47:27,120 --> 00:47:28,397 I’ll take you to ’em. 794 00:47:28,535 --> 00:47:30,502 Uh, uh, bank you! 795 00:47:30,640 --> 00:47:32,159 Oh, by the way, 796 00:47:32,297 --> 00:47:34,955 I’m Gary Orkam Oliver Magma Ichabod the Deceiver. 797 00:47:35,093 --> 00:47:37,371 But my friends just call me Goomi for short. 798 00:47:37,509 --> 00:47:38,856 Oh. Soy James. 799 00:47:38,994 --> 00:47:40,616 Oh, James. 800 00:47:40,754 --> 00:47:42,583 Rolls off the face tendrils. 801 00:47:42,721 --> 00:47:43,999 James. 802 00:47:44,137 --> 00:47:45,932 - Henry. - Hey, bello. 803 00:47:46,070 --> 00:47:47,899 Henry. Oh, I like it. 804 00:47:48,037 --> 00:47:49,418 It sounds tough and rugged. 805 00:47:49,556 --> 00:47:51,213 It’s like, “Oh, look out, here comes 806 00:47:51,351 --> 00:47:52,524 Henry!” 807 00:47:52,662 --> 00:47:53,905 Ed. 808 00:47:54,043 --> 00:47:56,114 Ed. Enchanté. 809 00:47:57,426 --> 00:47:59,186 Oh, man, it’s gonna be so much fun! 810 00:47:59,324 --> 00:48:00,947 Come on, come on! 811 00:48:01,085 --> 00:48:02,603 - -HENRY: Huh? - What a fantastic day! 812 00:48:02,741 --> 00:48:04,329 No. 813 00:48:06,745 --> 00:48:08,195 Wipe your insolent feet 814 00:48:08,333 --> 00:48:11,785 before stepping into the lair of Dort. 815 00:48:14,098 --> 00:48:15,133 Uh 816 00:48:15,271 --> 00:48:17,239 Le lair? 817 00:48:17,377 --> 00:48:18,654 Affirmative. 818 00:48:18,792 --> 00:48:20,656 Everyone, file in. 819 00:48:20,794 --> 00:48:22,071 Dort! 820 00:48:22,209 --> 00:48:23,486 Where have you been? 821 00:48:24,936 --> 00:48:26,662 Ah, Mrs. Konikoff. 822 00:48:26,800 --> 00:48:28,146 Yes, so sorry. 823 00:48:28,284 --> 00:48:30,700 Uh, Dort had an important work meeting. 824 00:48:30,838 --> 00:48:33,048 But I come with good news. 825 00:48:33,186 --> 00:48:35,188 Look what I found on my way back. 826 00:48:35,326 --> 00:48:37,362 Those muffins you love. 827 00:48:37,500 --> 00:48:40,124 I only like the blueberry ones! 828 00:48:40,262 --> 00:48:42,126 Yes, you’re in luck. 829 00:48:42,920 --> 00:48:45,819 And I can only eat them with a glass of 830 00:48:45,957 --> 00:48:47,338 Milk? 831 00:48:49,167 --> 00:48:52,550 Enjoy your fruit-filled baked goods. 832 00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:55,829 What a sweet, sweet, lovely woman. 833 00:48:55,967 --> 00:48:58,452 She shall be spared when Dort overthrows the planet. 834 00:48:58,590 --> 00:49:00,351 Excuse me. Excuse me. 835 00:49:00,489 --> 00:49:01,628 As will her cat. 836 00:49:01,766 --> 00:49:03,733 Uh, hello. Sorry. Whoops. 837 00:49:03,871 --> 00:49:08,497 Uh, everyone, commence greeting Dort’s roommate Floyd. 838 00:49:08,635 --> 00:49:11,362 - Uh - Bello, Floyd. 839 00:49:11,500 --> 00:49:13,467 Hey. Sup? 840 00:49:13,605 --> 00:49:15,573 Mm, hey, Dort 841 00:49:15,711 --> 00:49:18,783 Whoa, whoa, lower your throat volume, Minion. 842 00:49:18,921 --> 00:49:20,923 This is definitely a lair. 843 00:49:21,061 --> 00:49:22,614 No, looka. 844 00:49:22,752 --> 00:49:24,375 Bink. 845 00:49:24,513 --> 00:49:25,963 Bed. 846 00:49:27,171 --> 00:49:28,724 Boyd. 847 00:49:28,862 --> 00:49:31,416 No, no. Floyd. 848 00:49:31,554 --> 00:49:33,936 Yeah, sí, Floyd. 849 00:49:35,524 --> 00:49:37,215 You foolish, naive Minion. 850 00:49:37,353 --> 00:49:39,010 You are actually standing in 851 00:49:39,148 --> 00:49:40,978 a very futuristic alien spaceship 852 00:49:41,116 --> 00:49:43,394 made to look like a dingy apartment. 853 00:49:43,532 --> 00:49:44,878 Very realistic, isn’t it? 854 00:49:45,016 --> 00:49:47,191 Even the weird smell. That’s all fake. 855 00:49:47,329 --> 00:49:48,813 Impressive, I know. 856 00:49:52,161 --> 00:49:54,439 Huh? But, but 857 00:49:54,577 --> 00:49:55,785 But nothing! 858 00:49:55,923 --> 00:49:58,236 No. Dort needs to retreat to his private quarters 859 00:49:58,374 --> 00:50:01,653 to, uh, report back to his home planet. 860 00:50:01,791 --> 00:50:03,690 Engaging in slamming mode! 861 00:50:05,416 --> 00:50:07,004 Wow. 862 00:50:07,142 --> 00:50:09,006 Oh, Dort is so cool! 863 00:50:11,008 --> 00:50:13,010 Okay, okay. Calma, calma. 864 00:50:13,148 --> 00:50:14,701 Hey, hey, buddies. Looka. 865 00:50:14,839 --> 00:50:16,151 Wobble, wobble, wobble. 866 00:50:16,289 --> 00:50:17,876 Wobble, wobble. 867 00:50:18,015 --> 00:50:20,569 Fellas. 868 00:50:21,811 --> 00:50:23,089 Wobble, wobble? 869 00:50:27,438 --> 00:50:30,441 Wow, you’re really into your art, James. 870 00:50:30,579 --> 00:50:31,925 You’re so passionate. 871 00:50:32,063 --> 00:50:33,202 I think you’re a genius. 872 00:50:33,340 --> 00:50:34,859 Oh, bank you. 873 00:50:36,585 --> 00:50:37,827 Huh? 874 00:50:39,381 --> 00:50:41,762 Ah. 875 00:50:41,900 --> 00:50:44,662 Hey! Bello! [laughing] Aw. 876 00:50:53,360 --> 00:50:55,293 Ah la. 877 00:50:55,431 --> 00:50:59,090 No, no, no, no, no, no. 878 00:51:00,678 --> 00:51:02,369 Eh? 879 00:51:04,647 --> 00:51:07,271 Ah, phew. 880 00:51:28,223 --> 00:51:29,603 Whoopsie. 881 00:51:29,741 --> 00:51:31,295 Uh Oh, oh, look! 882 00:51:31,433 --> 00:51:34,850 There it is, our destination! 883 00:51:36,576 --> 00:51:37,784 ¡Vamos! 884 00:51:37,922 --> 00:51:39,820 Let’s go, fellas. 885 00:51:39,958 --> 00:51:43,203 Uh, sí, sí. 886 00:51:50,555 --> 00:51:51,763 Dort. 887 00:51:51,901 --> 00:51:52,901 Huh? 888 00:51:55,733 --> 00:51:58,667 Attention. Attention, Minions and Floyd. 889 00:51:58,805 --> 00:52:00,600 Dort has finally received his orders 890 00:52:00,738 --> 00:52:02,843 from the Supreme High Ruler. 891 00:52:02,981 --> 00:52:07,158 It is time to officially invade Earth! 892 00:52:10,644 --> 00:52:14,027 Yeah! Hey, Dort! Dort! Dort! 893 00:52:14,165 --> 00:52:15,856 MINIONS [chanting]: Dort! Dort! 894 00:52:15,994 --> 00:52:20,067 DORT and MINIONS: Dort! Dort! Dort! Dort! 895 00:52:20,206 --> 00:52:22,000 Dort! Dort! 896 00:52:22,139 --> 00:52:26,971 Dort! Dort! Dort! Dort! Dort! 897 00:52:27,109 --> 00:52:28,421 Dort! 898 00:52:28,559 --> 00:52:30,940 What did I say about the noise?! 899 00:52:31,078 --> 00:52:32,839 Oh! Oh, yes. Ooh, sorry. 900 00:52:32,977 --> 00:52:34,185 My apologies. 901 00:52:34,323 --> 00:52:36,774 With me. Dort. Dort. 902 00:52:36,912 --> 00:52:40,778 Dort. Dort. Dort. Dort. 903 00:52:59,452 --> 00:53:01,592 Attention, people of Earth! 904 00:53:01,730 --> 00:53:05,458 Dort is officially claiming your planet! 905 00:53:07,460 --> 00:53:10,221 Yeah! 906 00:53:14,881 --> 00:53:17,849 Oh. Well, hello there, little fella. 907 00:53:17,987 --> 00:53:20,473 Dort meant your sandcastle no harm. 908 00:53:20,611 --> 00:53:22,095 Hey. 909 00:53:22,233 --> 00:53:24,201 Please stop your shovel attack. 910 00:53:24,339 --> 00:53:26,651 Cease immediately, 911 00:53:26,789 --> 00:53:29,033 or you will pay the price. 912 00:53:29,171 --> 00:53:30,966 Looka, looka, buddies. 913 00:53:32,657 --> 00:53:35,833 Let’s see how you fare against a similar attack, 914 00:53:35,971 --> 00:53:37,179 tiny insurgent. 915 00:53:37,317 --> 00:53:39,630 Hey, y-you in the robot suit. 916 00:53:39,768 --> 00:53:41,459 No, no, no, you can’t kick that kid. 917 00:53:41,597 --> 00:53:44,082 But he must be taught a lesson. 918 00:53:44,221 --> 00:53:46,637 And also, he started it. 919 00:53:46,775 --> 00:53:50,054 You are not from around these parts, are you? 920 00:53:50,192 --> 00:53:51,331 Well, no. 921 00:53:51,469 --> 00:53:53,299 I originate from the planet Metlar. 922 00:53:53,437 --> 00:53:56,163 - Hmm? - Near the G45T system? 923 00:53:56,302 --> 00:53:58,614 Right. I don’t know where that is. 924 00:53:58,752 --> 00:54:01,168 But I’m from a small town in Minnesota myself, 925 00:54:01,307 --> 00:54:02,584 so I understand the feeling 926 00:54:02,722 --> 00:54:04,344 of being a stranger in the big city. 927 00:54:04,482 --> 00:54:08,935 So, what you’re saying is I am now free to kick him. 928 00:54:12,352 --> 00:54:13,629 No, you can’t. 929 00:54:13,767 --> 00:54:15,597 Well, I should get a move on. 930 00:54:15,735 --> 00:54:17,920 My friends and I are headed to a protest for women’s rights. 931 00:54:17,944 --> 00:54:20,671 Do you believe women and men are equal? 932 00:54:20,809 --> 00:54:23,087 - Why, yes, of course. - Oh, good. 933 00:54:23,225 --> 00:54:26,332 In that you both now belong to the Supreme Ruler equally. 934 00:54:28,782 --> 00:54:30,474 You’re so funny and cute. 935 00:54:30,612 --> 00:54:32,545 Oh, I-I mean what you said. 936 00:54:32,683 --> 00:54:34,201 What you said is cute. 937 00:54:34,340 --> 00:54:35,582 Uh, pardon? 938 00:54:35,720 --> 00:54:37,584 Come on, Debbie, we’re gonna be late. 939 00:54:37,722 --> 00:54:39,414 Did you say Dort was 940 00:54:39,552 --> 00:54:40,977 SUFFRAGETTES [chanting]: Give women the vote! 941 00:54:41,001 --> 00:54:42,451 Give women the vote! 942 00:54:42,589 --> 00:54:45,282 Give women the vote! Give women the vote! 943 00:54:45,420 --> 00:54:47,698 Bye! Don’t kick children! 944 00:54:47,836 --> 00:54:50,252 Give women the vote! Give women the vote! 945 00:54:50,390 --> 00:54:52,668 - Huh. - Uh, Boss? 946 00:54:52,806 --> 00:54:55,430 Minions, Dort is, uh, uh, 947 00:54:55,568 --> 00:54:58,122 slightly postponing Earth’s invasion. 948 00:54:58,260 --> 00:55:00,055 Huh? 949 00:55:00,193 --> 00:55:02,299 You heard me. Follow Dort! 950 00:55:02,437 --> 00:55:03,886 Give women the vote! 951 00:55:04,024 --> 00:55:05,302 Give women the vote! 952 00:55:05,440 --> 00:55:07,407 - Give women the vote! - Uh. 953 00:55:09,236 --> 00:55:10,583 Uh, buddies? 954 00:55:10,721 --> 00:55:11,998 Bive women da bove! 955 00:55:12,136 --> 00:55:16,071 Bive women da bove! Bive women da bove! 956 00:55:18,625 --> 00:55:21,283 Come on! Come on, come on! 957 00:55:21,421 --> 00:55:23,527 James, you okay down there? 958 00:55:24,838 --> 00:55:26,806 The entrance is straight ahead. 959 00:55:32,536 --> 00:55:33,537 Patagonia! 960 00:55:42,269 --> 00:55:45,549 I can’t wait for you to meet my friends! 961 00:55:45,687 --> 00:55:47,516 Watch your step! 962 00:55:52,418 --> 00:55:54,385 And here we are. 963 00:55:56,042 --> 00:55:57,595 You’re gonna love these gents. 964 00:55:57,733 --> 00:55:58,976 We get them, and then we go to 965 00:55:59,114 --> 00:56:01,461 - Ooh, ooh, Hollywood. - Uh, Hollywood. 966 00:56:01,599 --> 00:56:03,532 Yeah, sure... to make your movie. 967 00:56:03,670 --> 00:56:06,570 Whoa. 968 00:56:06,708 --> 00:56:08,675 There they are! 969 00:56:08,813 --> 00:56:10,815 Howard and Phillips. 970 00:56:10,953 --> 00:56:13,024 Goomi, magnífico. 971 00:56:13,162 --> 00:56:14,301 Right? 972 00:56:14,440 --> 00:56:16,131 Ed, cinema. Cinema. 973 00:56:18,133 --> 00:56:20,515 Don’t be scared though. They’re such good guys. 974 00:56:20,653 --> 00:56:23,000 Just try not to look too delicious. 975 00:56:23,138 --> 00:56:24,138 Huh?! 976 00:56:24,173 --> 00:56:26,313 Hmm. 977 00:56:47,265 --> 00:56:49,026 Mega kaiju! 978 00:56:49,164 --> 00:56:51,200 Behold! 979 00:56:57,344 --> 00:56:59,726 Hey, Goomi. Thanks for the jailbreak. 980 00:56:59,864 --> 00:57:02,626 All right, where were we? 981 00:57:02,764 --> 00:57:04,938 Howard and Phillips destroy world! 982 00:57:05,076 --> 00:57:06,112 Yeah! 983 00:57:06,250 --> 00:57:08,148 But wait, I’m sorry. Quick question. 984 00:57:08,286 --> 00:57:10,368 I want to eat one of these funny-looking yellow guys first. 985 00:57:10,392 --> 00:57:11,669 Is that okay? 986 00:57:13,430 --> 00:57:14,569 Guys, guys. 987 00:57:14,707 --> 00:57:17,537 We are not going to destroy the world 988 00:57:17,675 --> 00:57:19,574 nor eat anyone in this room. 989 00:57:19,712 --> 00:57:21,161 Are we clear? 990 00:57:21,299 --> 00:57:22,577 - Huh? - Not really. 991 00:57:22,715 --> 00:57:25,269 Destroying stuff is-is kind of our thing. 992 00:57:25,407 --> 00:57:27,789 Uh, not anymore, Phillips. 993 00:57:27,927 --> 00:57:30,170 No, all that stuff is over. 994 00:57:30,308 --> 00:57:31,931 We are no longer evil. 995 00:57:32,069 --> 00:57:34,727 We work in the motion picture industry. 996 00:57:34,865 --> 00:57:36,176 See? 997 00:57:36,314 --> 00:57:37,833 No worldwide destruction. 998 00:57:37,971 --> 00:57:40,318 No devouring funny-looking yellow guys. 999 00:57:40,457 --> 00:57:44,771 We’re just gonna help James here make his dreams come true. 1000 00:57:45,979 --> 00:57:47,705 Huh? 1001 00:57:49,431 --> 00:57:50,812 Oh! 1002 00:57:50,950 --> 00:57:53,124 Okay. 1003 00:57:53,262 --> 00:57:54,747 Wink, wink. 1004 00:57:54,885 --> 00:57:56,921 Got it. All right, we’re in. 1005 00:57:57,888 --> 00:57:59,786 They’re in! 1006 00:57:59,924 --> 00:58:01,650 Come on, let’s go to Hollywood! 1007 00:58:01,788 --> 00:58:03,583 Sí. Woot, woot! 1008 00:58:03,721 --> 00:58:05,827 Huh? Oh, no, no, no! 1009 00:58:05,965 --> 00:58:07,242 James, James. 1010 00:58:07,380 --> 00:58:09,589 Loco. Le monstra bada. 1011 00:58:09,727 --> 00:58:11,833 Henry Stoppa, okay? 1012 00:58:11,971 --> 00:58:14,042 Stoppa. 1013 00:58:14,180 --> 00:58:16,872 C’est me movie, okay? Me movie! 1014 00:58:18,046 --> 00:58:21,290 Howard having super weird day. 1015 00:58:21,428 --> 00:58:23,810 Uh 1016 00:58:24,949 --> 00:58:27,227 Faster! 1017 00:58:27,365 --> 00:58:29,160 Faster! 1018 00:58:29,298 --> 00:58:31,300 Ah. Gooda, gooda. 1019 00:58:31,438 --> 00:58:32,819 Hey, Henry! 1020 00:59:13,480 --> 00:59:15,344 Mm! 1021 00:59:16,760 --> 00:59:18,037 Ah! 1022 00:59:26,597 --> 00:59:28,668 Mm-hmm. 1023 01:00:04,531 --> 01:00:07,465 Ooh, is this where you make movies? 1024 01:00:07,604 --> 01:00:09,985 Sí. 1025 01:00:10,917 --> 01:00:12,367 Fantastic. 1026 01:00:12,505 --> 01:00:14,379 You hear that, guys? This is where it all happens. 1027 01:00:14,403 --> 01:00:15,991 Come here! 1028 01:00:16,129 --> 01:00:17,129 Come here! 1029 01:00:25,276 --> 01:00:28,659 Holy! Wow, would you look at this! 1030 01:00:32,042 --> 01:00:33,042 Uh, uh. 1031 01:00:37,737 --> 01:00:39,325 - Uh - Oh! Oh, oh, oh, look. 1032 01:00:39,463 --> 01:00:40,706 - This is great. - Huh? 1033 01:00:40,844 --> 01:00:41,914 Sí. 1034 01:00:44,641 --> 01:00:46,746 El a destructo la terra! 1035 01:00:46,884 --> 01:00:48,437 C’est besta storya. 1036 01:00:48,575 --> 01:00:51,613 Oh, James, you’ve painted such a wonderful picture 1037 01:00:51,751 --> 01:00:53,477 with your beautiful gibberish. 1038 01:00:53,615 --> 01:00:56,376 Your movie is gonna be fantastic. 1039 01:00:56,514 --> 01:00:57,619 Isn’t it, guys? 1040 01:00:57,757 --> 01:01:00,622 Who cares about the movie? 1041 01:01:00,760 --> 01:01:04,730 I just want to eat people and chase people and-and 1042 01:01:04,868 --> 01:01:06,593 Smoosh people with feet! 1043 01:01:06,732 --> 01:01:08,561 Exactly. Smoosh. 1044 01:01:08,699 --> 01:01:09,769 Howard gets it. 1045 01:01:09,907 --> 01:01:11,668 Huh? 1046 01:01:14,049 --> 01:01:15,409 Okay, just a little moment, please. 1047 01:01:16,776 --> 01:01:18,571 Uh, you and you, a word? 1048 01:01:18,709 --> 01:01:20,504 We’ll be right back. 1049 01:01:20,642 --> 01:01:22,851 Oh. Okay. 1050 01:01:26,890 --> 01:01:28,961 Uh. Eh. 1051 01:01:35,726 --> 01:01:37,901 Goomi, what are we doing here? 1052 01:01:38,039 --> 01:01:39,799 Back in the good old days, you were all about 1053 01:01:39,868 --> 01:01:41,076 going from planet to planet, 1054 01:01:41,214 --> 01:01:43,458 obliterating everything in sight. 1055 01:01:43,596 --> 01:01:45,805 Now you want to make movies? 1056 01:01:45,943 --> 01:01:47,082 You’ve changed, man. 1057 01:01:47,220 --> 01:01:49,015 - Howard agree! - Guys, guys, guys. 1058 01:01:49,153 --> 01:01:50,534 Where’s the trust? 1059 01:01:50,672 --> 01:01:53,019 Of course we’re gonna destroy everything. 1060 01:01:53,157 --> 01:01:54,780 When those cameras start rolling, 1061 01:01:54,918 --> 01:01:57,644 we’re going to conjure Irene. 1062 01:01:57,783 --> 01:01:59,474 - Irene?! - Irene?! Really? 1063 01:01:59,612 --> 01:02:02,960 Yes, Irene, the eater of worlds herself. 1064 01:02:03,098 --> 01:02:04,548 We’re gonna have our revenge, 1065 01:02:04,686 --> 01:02:07,827 but we’re gonna destroy everything on the planet. 1066 01:02:07,965 --> 01:02:10,209 Destroy! 1067 01:02:10,347 --> 01:02:13,350 - Howard, stop! - Huh? 1068 01:02:14,765 --> 01:02:17,147 Uh destroy? 1069 01:02:17,285 --> 01:02:19,839 Oh, hey, Henry, buddy. 1070 01:02:21,220 --> 01:02:23,015 James! 1071 01:02:23,153 --> 01:02:25,707 Get him! 1072 01:02:31,989 --> 01:02:34,095 Uh 1073 01:02:34,233 --> 01:02:35,648 Ooh! 1074 01:02:44,622 --> 01:02:46,624 - Ow! 1075 01:02:50,007 --> 01:02:51,906 Hmm. 1076 01:02:52,044 --> 01:02:53,528 Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! 1077 01:02:55,737 --> 01:02:57,118 Hey! 1078 01:02:58,844 --> 01:03:00,949 Eh, en garde! 1079 01:03:02,571 --> 01:03:05,367 Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! 1080 01:03:08,543 --> 01:03:09,820 Aha! 1081 01:03:17,379 --> 01:03:18,379 James! 1082 01:03:18,449 --> 01:03:20,831 Huh? Henry? 1083 01:03:20,969 --> 01:03:22,074 Henry?! 1084 01:03:22,212 --> 01:03:23,938 Oh, hide him. Hide him, quick. 1085 01:03:24,076 --> 01:03:26,009 Henry? 1086 01:03:26,147 --> 01:03:28,943 Oh, hi, James. Mm, no. 1087 01:03:29,081 --> 01:03:30,220 There’s no Henry here. 1088 01:03:30,358 --> 01:03:32,878 Uh, just us monsters, you know, 1089 01:03:33,016 --> 01:03:34,638 talking about, uh 1090 01:03:34,776 --> 01:03:39,885 uh, a friend of ours that would be great in your movie. 1091 01:03:42,611 --> 01:03:44,372 This is Irene. 1092 01:03:44,510 --> 01:03:45,718 Oh. 1093 01:03:45,856 --> 01:03:50,516 Imagine the movie opens with Irene being conjured. 1094 01:03:50,654 --> 01:03:52,414 The coolest monster ever, 1095 01:03:52,552 --> 01:03:55,832 unleashed upon an unsuspecting world. 1096 01:03:55,970 --> 01:03:57,281 Oh, I promise you, James, 1097 01:03:57,419 --> 01:03:59,697 you’ve never seen a monster like her. 1098 01:03:59,836 --> 01:04:02,493 Okay. ¡Vamos, vamos! 1099 01:04:25,827 --> 01:04:28,934 Hey, Ed, maka le movie. 1100 01:04:29,072 --> 01:04:30,797 GOOMI [laughs]: Okay. 1101 01:04:30,936 --> 01:04:32,523 The big day has arrived. 1102 01:04:32,661 --> 01:04:34,111 And I have good news. 1103 01:04:34,249 --> 01:04:36,182 Last night, Henry and I were having a little chat 1104 01:04:36,320 --> 01:04:38,012 - Henry? - Yeah, yeah, Henry. 1105 01:04:38,150 --> 01:04:40,428 And he said he’s sorry for being such a doink, 1106 01:04:40,566 --> 01:04:43,396 and also that the scene we’re about to do, you know, 1107 01:04:43,534 --> 01:04:46,158 when Irene arrives, he thinks it’s missing something. 1108 01:04:46,296 --> 01:04:49,057 - Huh? - Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. 1109 01:04:49,195 --> 01:04:51,335 But Henry had a solution. 1110 01:04:51,473 --> 01:04:53,682 What if, when the monster first comes out, 1111 01:04:53,820 --> 01:04:55,305 she eats a victim 1112 01:04:55,443 --> 01:04:57,824 to let the audience know that she means business. 1113 01:04:57,963 --> 01:05:00,931 And better yet, Henry has volunteered 1114 01:05:01,069 --> 01:05:05,004 to play the part of the first sacrifice! 1115 01:05:07,317 --> 01:05:09,146 Henry! Bank you! 1116 01:05:09,284 --> 01:05:10,976 Mm-mm, mm-mm! 1117 01:05:11,114 --> 01:05:12,874 Oh, man, he seems excited, huh? 1118 01:05:13,012 --> 01:05:15,256 - He’s really getting into the part. - Aw. 1119 01:05:15,394 --> 01:05:17,534 Well, James. 1120 01:05:17,672 --> 01:05:19,191 Jim. Jimmy. 1121 01:05:19,329 --> 01:05:20,744 Jimothy. 1122 01:05:20,882 --> 01:05:24,437 Are you ready to start making your first movie? 1123 01:05:24,575 --> 01:05:25,991 Sí, sí. 1124 01:05:26,129 --> 01:05:28,925 By the way, are you okay with me appearing in this scene? 1125 01:05:29,063 --> 01:05:30,271 Th-This is your project. 1126 01:05:30,409 --> 01:05:31,689 I don’t want to step on any toes. 1127 01:05:31,720 --> 01:05:34,171 No problemo. Lumiosa! 1128 01:05:35,379 --> 01:05:36,379 Sonos! 1129 01:05:37,726 --> 01:05:39,038 Y smoka! 1130 01:05:39,176 --> 01:05:41,247 Minions y Monstras. 1131 01:05:41,385 --> 01:05:42,593 Uno! 1132 01:05:47,978 --> 01:05:50,947 The end is finally here. 1133 01:05:51,085 --> 01:05:54,019 Earth is living its last moments. 1134 01:05:54,157 --> 01:05:56,538 The monsters are back 1135 01:05:56,676 --> 01:05:58,816 with a vengeance! 1136 01:05:58,955 --> 01:06:04,961 The time for Irene has come again! 1137 01:06:05,099 --> 01:06:06,548 Rahlia! 1138 01:06:06,686 --> 01:06:09,206 Yogsogoth! 1139 01:06:10,104 --> 01:06:11,898 Flitahgen! 1140 01:06:12,037 --> 01:06:14,591 Carbonica! 1141 01:06:14,729 --> 01:06:18,146 Alea Iacta Est! 1142 01:06:18,836 --> 01:06:22,633 Mercurio Sulubidis! 1143 01:06:24,325 --> 01:06:28,674 Cardamen Macchiato! 1144 01:06:41,549 --> 01:06:45,725 Welcome, the all-consuming, 1145 01:06:45,863 --> 01:06:48,694 all-powerful Irene! 1146 01:06:55,114 --> 01:06:56,564 Irene! 1147 01:06:58,255 --> 01:07:00,809 Wow, you’re so beautiful! 1148 01:07:00,947 --> 01:07:03,950 So big, so orange, so 1149 01:07:04,089 --> 01:07:07,437 G-G-Gooey! 1150 01:07:07,575 --> 01:07:09,749 Now feed, Irene! 1151 01:07:09,887 --> 01:07:12,821 Feast on our modest offering 1152 01:07:12,959 --> 01:07:15,548 and go forth into the world! 1153 01:07:23,522 --> 01:07:25,627 C’est gooda! Gooda, Henry! 1154 01:07:48,961 --> 01:07:50,652 James! Helpa me! 1155 01:07:50,790 --> 01:07:52,240 Huh? Helpa? 1156 01:07:52,378 --> 01:07:53,931 But por qué helpa? 1157 01:07:58,488 --> 01:08:00,524 James! 1158 01:08:00,662 --> 01:08:01,905 Uh, no, no! 1159 01:08:02,043 --> 01:08:03,217 Stoppa! 1160 01:08:03,355 --> 01:08:04,942 Irene, stoppa! 1161 01:08:05,081 --> 01:08:07,186 Bitte, bitte, stoppa! 1162 01:08:07,324 --> 01:08:09,809 Stop? I’m not gonna stop. 1163 01:08:09,947 --> 01:08:12,329 I’ve been waiting for this moment for eons. 1164 01:08:12,467 --> 01:08:16,161 Irene is going to devour everything and everyone. 1165 01:08:16,299 --> 01:08:18,024 No! 1166 01:08:21,718 --> 01:08:24,100 No, no, no, no, no, no, no! 1167 01:08:27,033 --> 01:08:29,484 Henry! Oh, oh, no! 1168 01:08:57,823 --> 01:08:59,342 Henry! Uh 1169 01:09:09,075 --> 01:09:10,560 That was super fun. 1170 01:09:10,698 --> 01:09:13,356 What a perfect day this has been. 1171 01:09:13,494 --> 01:09:14,840 Thank you so much. 1172 01:09:14,978 --> 01:09:16,911 Oh. Oh, no. 1173 01:09:17,049 --> 01:09:19,293 No, no. No. Thank you. 1174 01:09:19,431 --> 01:09:21,364 I really like you, Dort. You’re 1175 01:09:21,502 --> 01:09:24,056 you’re not like the other men that I know. 1176 01:09:24,194 --> 01:09:27,887 Mm. You mean Dort is not all about suppressing feelings 1177 01:09:28,025 --> 01:09:30,131 to avoid appearing vulnerable? 1178 01:09:30,269 --> 01:09:32,858 Well, yes, but more like, with you 1179 01:09:32,996 --> 01:09:36,655 well, I-I feel respected and listened to. 1180 01:09:36,793 --> 01:09:39,209 Aw, Debbie. 1181 01:09:39,347 --> 01:09:41,177 Dort. 1182 01:10:01,438 --> 01:10:03,026 C’est la Henry! 1183 01:10:03,164 --> 01:10:05,028 Dort! Kawasaki le kaiju! 1184 01:10:05,166 --> 01:10:06,167 Help buddy, buddy. 1185 01:10:06,305 --> 01:10:08,134 - Huh? - Oh, my heavens! 1186 01:10:08,273 --> 01:10:09,619 Look at that thing! 1187 01:10:09,757 --> 01:10:12,104 Well, he’s no match for my robot boyfriend. 1188 01:10:12,242 --> 01:10:14,762 Go! Get him, baby! 1189 01:10:14,900 --> 01:10:16,384 Um, yes, yes. 1190 01:10:16,522 --> 01:10:19,353 But that thing i-is huge! 1191 01:10:19,491 --> 01:10:22,114 Uh, I, um 1192 01:10:22,252 --> 01:10:23,426 Okay. 1193 01:10:25,497 --> 01:10:27,257 - Dort? - Dort? 1194 01:10:31,019 --> 01:10:33,125 - Dort! 1195 01:10:33,263 --> 01:10:34,402 - Uh, uh - Hmm? 1196 01:10:34,540 --> 01:10:36,162 Buddies. Dort. 1197 01:10:36,301 --> 01:10:37,474 Y tú. Helpa Henry! 1198 01:10:37,612 --> 01:10:38,993 Huh? Helpa Henry? 1199 01:10:39,131 --> 01:10:41,271 Sí, helpa Henry! 1200 01:10:41,409 --> 01:10:42,686 Buddies! 1201 01:10:42,824 --> 01:10:45,586 Helpa Henry! 1202 01:11:09,195 --> 01:11:12,406 On my command, prepare to fire! 1203 01:11:14,891 --> 01:11:15,891 And, uh 1204 01:11:20,276 --> 01:11:22,623 Fall back! Fall back! 1205 01:11:24,866 --> 01:11:26,730 Huh? 1206 01:11:35,256 --> 01:11:36,706 - Uh. - Ooh. Uh. 1207 01:11:36,844 --> 01:11:39,778 Uh, uh, uh, uh 1208 01:11:39,916 --> 01:11:41,642 Hmph. 1209 01:11:42,298 --> 01:11:43,368 Meow. 1210 01:11:51,479 --> 01:11:53,101 Wait, wait, wait! Slow down! 1211 01:11:53,239 --> 01:11:55,103 Dort! 1212 01:11:56,139 --> 01:11:58,072 Where are we going? 1213 01:11:59,832 --> 01:12:01,972 Dort! 1214 01:12:02,110 --> 01:12:03,284 Opena! 1215 01:12:06,183 --> 01:12:07,323 Huh? 1216 01:12:19,231 --> 01:12:20,612 Phew. 1217 01:12:20,750 --> 01:12:22,244 - Hey, what are you doing? - Ouch! Ouch! 1218 01:12:22,268 --> 01:12:24,063 - Get out of here, you weirdo. - Ouch! 1219 01:12:34,039 --> 01:12:35,558 Henry. 1220 01:12:35,696 --> 01:12:37,249 So I guess this is the end. 1221 01:12:37,387 --> 01:12:39,493 Irene, finish him! 1222 01:12:39,631 --> 01:12:41,322 Huh? 1223 01:12:43,945 --> 01:12:45,947 Oh! 1224 01:12:47,570 --> 01:12:49,917 No, no, no, no, no! 1225 01:12:57,234 --> 01:12:58,408 Henry! 1226 01:13:08,004 --> 01:13:10,455 Huh? 1227 01:13:24,572 --> 01:13:26,332 Ah, no! 1228 01:13:37,240 --> 01:13:39,794 Ah 1229 01:13:45,213 --> 01:13:47,008 Ah 1230 01:13:52,186 --> 01:13:53,498 Huh? Henry! 1231 01:13:53,636 --> 01:13:54,913 James! 1232 01:13:55,051 --> 01:13:56,432 Toot, toot! 1233 01:13:58,468 --> 01:14:00,608 - Minions! - Huh? 1234 01:14:00,746 --> 01:14:02,576 What? 1235 01:14:04,785 --> 01:14:07,166 Mm, piñata! 1236 01:14:10,100 --> 01:14:11,136 Huh? 1237 01:14:20,904 --> 01:14:22,285 Pow! Pow! Pow! Pow! 1238 01:14:22,423 --> 01:14:23,423 Click! Click! Click? 1239 01:14:25,081 --> 01:14:26,254 Yah! Yah! 1240 01:14:38,059 --> 01:14:39,129 Ow! 1241 01:14:42,305 --> 01:14:44,963 Bazooka! 1242 01:15:03,637 --> 01:15:05,052 James! 1243 01:15:05,190 --> 01:15:07,364 Looka, looka! 1244 01:15:07,503 --> 01:15:09,366 Go, go, go! 1245 01:15:26,418 --> 01:15:28,282 Oh! 1246 01:15:39,224 --> 01:15:41,778 Good game, fellas, but it’s over. 1247 01:15:41,916 --> 01:15:44,540 Irene, take ’em all down! 1248 01:15:53,169 --> 01:15:54,550 Uh, James. 1249 01:16:02,281 --> 01:16:04,042 Huh? 1250 01:16:04,180 --> 01:16:06,700 Ah, ah, what’s happening? Who dares? 1251 01:16:10,635 --> 01:16:12,844 I am Dort! 1252 01:16:15,156 --> 01:16:15,950 Bravo! 1253 01:16:16,088 --> 01:16:19,229 Call off your attack, or else. 1254 01:16:19,367 --> 01:16:21,715 Oh, yeah? Or else, what? 1255 01:16:21,853 --> 01:16:23,579 We’ve got Irene! 1256 01:16:23,717 --> 01:16:25,063 Agreed. 1257 01:16:25,201 --> 01:16:28,066 But I’ve got 1258 01:16:28,204 --> 01:16:30,758 Minions! 1259 01:16:32,415 --> 01:16:33,830 Piñata! 1260 01:17:06,276 --> 01:17:07,588 Uh, no. 1261 01:17:17,184 --> 01:17:17,909 Ah 1262 01:17:18,047 --> 01:17:19,186 Kanpai! 1263 01:17:20,808 --> 01:17:24,847 Pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew! 1264 01:17:48,698 --> 01:17:51,080 GOOMI [sobbing]: Irene! 1265 01:17:51,977 --> 01:17:53,289 Hey, Goomi! 1266 01:17:53,427 --> 01:17:54,462 Huh? 1267 01:17:58,501 --> 01:17:59,951 - Huh? - Oh, no. 1268 01:18:00,089 --> 01:18:01,711 No, no. No, no, no, no. 1269 01:18:01,849 --> 01:18:02,849 No, no, no, no! 1270 01:18:02,919 --> 01:18:05,163 Undo la spella. 1271 01:18:05,301 --> 01:18:07,648 Command-Zed! 1272 01:18:07,786 --> 01:18:09,029 Run for it, boys! 1273 01:18:09,167 --> 01:18:11,238 Undo! 1274 01:18:15,898 --> 01:18:18,728 Command-Zed! 1275 01:18:18,866 --> 01:18:22,180 Don’t you dare lock me in there again, or I’m gonna 1276 01:18:28,704 --> 01:18:30,222 Dick! 1277 01:18:30,360 --> 01:18:31,396 Tú le besta. 1278 01:18:31,534 --> 01:18:33,053 No, Greg. Tú le besta. 1279 01:18:33,191 --> 01:18:35,365 Ah. Oh! 1280 01:18:37,609 --> 01:18:38,609 Oh. 1281 01:18:40,612 --> 01:18:42,925 Dort! Dort! 1282 01:18:44,340 --> 01:18:46,066 Oh, Debbie! 1283 01:18:47,170 --> 01:18:48,482 Yes, indeed. 1284 01:18:48,620 --> 01:18:51,865 The day and Earth itself was saved. 1285 01:18:52,003 --> 01:18:53,590 All was right in the world. 1286 01:18:54,833 --> 01:18:56,283 And get this. 1287 01:18:56,421 --> 01:18:58,872 Ed had never stopped filming. 1288 01:19:07,052 --> 01:19:10,090 And so, after months of hard work, 1289 01:19:10,228 --> 01:19:12,817 and with the help of all of his buddies, 1290 01:19:12,955 --> 01:19:15,647 James had made his dream come true. 1291 01:19:15,785 --> 01:19:18,719 He had done it. 1292 01:19:18,857 --> 01:19:21,860 He had finally made his movie. 1293 01:19:28,729 --> 01:19:30,317 And let me tell you, 1294 01:19:30,455 --> 01:19:34,183 watching the movie play with a theater full of people, 1295 01:19:34,321 --> 01:19:38,083 there was truly nothing better. 1296 01:19:38,221 --> 01:19:40,430 James! James! 1297 01:19:40,568 --> 01:19:41,742 James! James! 1298 01:19:41,880 --> 01:19:45,435 James! James! James! James! James! 1299 01:19:48,956 --> 01:19:51,269 Bank you. Bank you a tutti. 1300 01:19:51,407 --> 01:19:52,822 Bank you. 1301 01:19:53,685 --> 01:19:55,204 Bank you. 1302 01:19:55,342 --> 01:19:56,964 Bravo! 1303 01:19:57,102 --> 01:19:59,415 I’m so proud of you, James! 1304 01:19:59,553 --> 01:20:00,657 Oh, xiè xie. 1305 01:20:00,796 --> 01:20:02,107 Fantastic work, Minions. 1306 01:20:02,245 --> 01:20:04,592 That was incredible. 1307 01:20:04,730 --> 01:20:06,698 Fun for the whole family. 1308 01:20:08,873 --> 01:20:13,809 And the evening just kept getting better and better. 1309 01:20:14,706 --> 01:20:16,259 Uh 1310 01:20:18,434 --> 01:20:20,505 Uh. 1311 01:20:20,643 --> 01:20:22,921 Whoo-hoo-hoo! 1312 01:20:23,059 --> 01:20:24,820 Bank you, Henry. 1313 01:20:30,756 --> 01:20:33,380 Oh, was it a glorious, beautiful moment 1314 01:20:33,518 --> 01:20:36,279 that none of them would ever forget. 1315 01:20:37,280 --> 01:20:39,213 They had done it. 1316 01:20:39,351 --> 01:20:43,286 The Minions had achieved success in the face of adversity. 1317 01:20:43,424 --> 01:20:45,668 And even though it took a long time 1318 01:20:45,806 --> 01:20:49,845 and it wasn’t always easy, they came out on top. 1319 01:20:49,983 --> 01:20:51,570 As a group. 1320 01:20:51,708 --> 01:20:53,296 As a tribe. 1321 01:20:53,434 --> 01:20:55,126 As friends. 1322 01:20:55,264 --> 01:20:57,438 Aw! 1323 01:20:58,336 --> 01:20:59,509 Cut! 1324 01:20:59,647 --> 01:21:01,753 The movie is finito! Bank you, toda! 1325 01:21:01,891 --> 01:21:03,651 Bank you! 1326 01:21:06,102 --> 01:21:07,310 Hey, hey. 1327 01:21:07,448 --> 01:21:09,450 - Bank you! - Way to go, Minions. 1328 01:21:09,588 --> 01:21:11,901 Ooh, hey! ¡Cuidado! ¡Cuidado! 1329 01:21:13,316 --> 01:21:15,974 Hey! 1330 01:21:23,430 --> 01:21:24,741 Thank you. 1331 01:21:24,880 --> 01:21:26,157 Whoo! 1332 01:21:28,055 --> 01:21:29,885 - Hey. - Come here, come here. 1333 01:21:34,510 --> 01:21:35,752 Bank you, Floyd! 1334 01:21:37,685 --> 01:21:38,686 Aw. 1335 01:21:40,309 --> 01:21:42,898 Eh, James, tapioca? 1336 01:21:43,036 --> 01:21:45,762 - Tapioca. - Credits! 1337 01:22:05,610 --> 01:22:06,922 Ooh. 1338 01:22:07,060 --> 01:22:09,269 Eh. 1339 01:22:09,407 --> 01:22:11,685 Hey, hey, Mini Boss. 1340 01:22:42,026 --> 01:22:43,717 Whoa! 1341 01:22:43,855 --> 01:22:45,167 Bello? 1342 01:22:45,305 --> 01:22:47,100 Stuart, helpa con la booka. 1343 01:22:47,238 --> 01:22:49,654 Uh 1344 01:22:55,556 --> 01:22:57,524 Ah, uh, uh 1345 01:22:59,388 --> 01:23:00,699 Ow! Ow! Ooh! 1346 01:23:00,837 --> 01:23:03,081 Stop! Hey, stop it! 1347 01:23:14,403 --> 01:23:15,403 Eh? 1348 01:23:19,166 --> 01:23:21,099 Uh 1349 01:23:21,237 --> 01:23:23,688 Ah. 1350 01:23:43,742 --> 01:23:45,054 Ooh, looka, looka! 1351 01:23:53,269 --> 01:23:54,891 Come here, come here! 1352 01:24:09,768 --> 01:24:12,185 Kitty Gru! 1353 01:24:13,186 --> 01:24:14,221 Rawr. 1354 01:24:16,844 --> 01:24:19,882 Sheepy Gru! 1355 01:24:20,020 --> 01:24:21,021 Baa 1356 01:24:22,367 --> 01:24:23,679 Ooh, ooh. 1357 01:24:23,817 --> 01:24:26,302 Penguin Gru! 1358 01:24:29,443 --> 01:24:32,032 Piggy Gru! 80198

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