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《少年谢尔顿》前情提要
Previously on Young Sheldon
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球队后援会的人觉得我不行
Apparently, the football boosters think I'm not doing my job
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你知道你得去跟他们对话的吧
You know you're gonna have to talk to them, right?
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知道
Yes
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我看我陪着你去吧
Maybe I should come
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我不会吐槽他们孩子啦
I'm not gonna insult their children
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你确定吗
You sure?
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好啦 来陪我
Okay, come
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我想问个问题
I got a question
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问吧 罗伊
Go ahead, Roy
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你当时到底哪根筋不对
What in the hell were you thinking
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怎会最后时刻选择弃踢
punting with a minute 24 on the clock?
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会议结束
Meeting's over
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出现了
There it is
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库珀的招牌式认输
The Cooper Surrender
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-笑死 库珀的招牌式认输 -慢走不送
- The Cooper Surrender! - Bye-bye
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你猜怎么着 我要顶下一间洗衣店
Guess what, I'm buying a laundromat
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所以洗衣店后方有个秘密暗室
So there's a secret back room
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你常去那里赌
at the laundromat where you gamble?
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那好歹就说个大概 这赌场违法程度多高
Give me a sense for how illegal this is
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谁说这违法了
Who says it's illegal?
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不然为啥是秘密
Well, why is it a secret?
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行吧 的确违法
Okay, it's illegal
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感情关系
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今天我想跟大家聊聊感情
Today I thought we could talk about relationships,
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因此还邀请了我可人的妻子艾米来帮忙
so I've invited my lovely wife Amy to help
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真是感谢你让我加入啊
Thanks for letting me join in
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我没找你的时候你有嫉妒吗
Are you jealous when I do this without you?
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-没有 -因为感情关系中最常见的争端
- No - Because one of the most common sources
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就是由嫉妒引起的
of conflict in relationships is jealousy
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嫉妒
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艾米 那你知道嫉妒之心
Now, Amy, did you know jealousy is triggered
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是在左侧大脑皮层激发的吗
in the left part of the cerebral cortex?
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不是吧 你要跟你得过诺贝尔奖的
I'm sorry, are you about to explain neuroscience
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神经系统学家老婆讲神经系统学吗
to your wife, the Nobel Prize-winning neuroscientist?
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-没错 嫉妒吗 -等我们面前
- Yes Jealous? - I'll tell you when there isn't
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嫉妒吗
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-没有麦克风的时候我再好好"告诉你" -神秘感
- a microphone in front of us - Ooh, mystery
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这东西能让人在感情中小心翼翼
That'll keep a relationship on its toes
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你的如厕时间表就贴在冰箱上
Your bathroom schedule is on the refrigerator
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谢尔顿的如厕时间表
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周五高纤维日
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**感谢您在上述时间避开使用厕所, "库"某祝您松"珀"长青**
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我们之间没有任何神秘感
We have no mystery
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还有 肉体亲密
Moving on, physical intimacy
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性 爱
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我用的词是"肉体亲密"吧
I believe I said "Physical intimacy,"
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肉体亲密
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这也是感情关系中可能出现的一大难关
which can pose another challenge in relationships
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尤其是其中有人对这方面的需求
Especially when one partner doesn't want to be intimate
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远远低于常人
as frequently as the other
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我们这是在说谁家的八卦啊
Ooh, who are we talking about?
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别告诉我
Don't tell me
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先继续保持神秘感
Let the mystery continue
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赶紧读下一条吧
Just read the next one
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钱
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钱也是常见的感情问题来源
Money is a frequent source of conflict in a relationship
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还好我们家从没有过这种问题
Thankfully that's never been a problem for us
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某个拿走我的漫画零花钱的女人可真好意思
Says the woman who took away my comic book allowance
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是拿去建立孩子的大学学费基金
To start a college fund for our children
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买漫画是一种投资好吗
Comic books are an investment
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世界上有大把
There are better places
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强过买怪咖狼男的地方可以让你投资
to invest our money than that weird wolf man you like
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你明知道他叫金刚狼还这么叫他
His name is Wolverine and you know it
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我们又岔题了 我来主导话题吧
Okay we're off on a tangent I'm taking over
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金钱
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钱可能会成为感情问题来源
Money can be a source of conflict in a relationship,
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连有太多钱都可能造成问题
even having too much
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等 这是人家的故事
Wh Hey, this is my story
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我知道啊 嫉妒吗
I know Jealous?
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我有东西要给你看看
I need to show you something
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-好 -你可别吓死
- Okay - Now, don't freak out
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你这话可真令人感到安心
Well, that's not helping
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地下赌场的生意很好
The gambling room's doing well
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我看得出来啊《疤面煞星》 但为什么放这里
I can see that, Scarface But why is it here?
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我不能直接把钱带去银行吧
Well, I can't exactly take it down to the bank
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-为什么不能 -他们会说我洗钱 逮捕我
- Why not? - They'd bust me for money laundering
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这都是小钞 就说你是脱衣舞娘吧
Well, it's small bills Tell them you're a stripper
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这里有一万四
It's $14,000
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那就说你是脱衣舞娘界一霸
Well, tell them you're a good stripper
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世上没人比我强壮
Nobody else is stronger than I am
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昨天我移了一座山
Yesterday I moved a mountain
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我相信我能当你的英雄
I bet I could be your hero
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我是个了不起的小家伙
I am a mighty little man
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我是个了不起的小家伙
I am a mighty little man
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少
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谢尔顿
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世上无不疼孙的姥姥
Grandmas love to spoil their grandchildren
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尤其是有一箱钱不知道上哪花的姥姥
Especially when the grandma has a suitcase full of cash
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那更是想要把孙子孙女宠上天
she doesn't know what to do with
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-哇塞 -我的天
- Whoa - Oh, my
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你本意是想给我们10块纸钞吗
Did you mean to give us ten dollar bills?
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这是百元钞呢
Because these are hundreds
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我要打到你满地找牙
I'm gonna kick your ass
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我知道这数目不小 但我也想趁还在世
I know it's a lot, but why not see you enjoy it
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亲眼看到你们开心嘛
while I'm still around?
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以后还有遗产可以继承吗
Ooh, there's an inheritance, too?
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那得看你在我垂垂老矣时都怎么表现了
Well, depends on how you treat me in my golden years
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我对您的钱没有兴趣 姥姥
I'm not interested in your money, Meemaw
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你超美 我爱你
You're pretty and I love you
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你们没有什么话要对姥姥说吗
Now, don't you have something to say to me?
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-谢谢 -我发达啦
- Thank you - I'm rich
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早安
Morning
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早安
Morning
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你情况还好吗
So, how you holding up?
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你问这个是什么意思
What does that mean?
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没什么
Nothing
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到底干嘛
What?
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这件事怎么说都难以启齿
There's no easy way to say this,
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我就打开天窗说亮话吧
so I'm just gonna say it
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我昨晚跟球队后援会的人开会了
I was at a meeting last night with the boosters
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没找我吗
Without me?
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他们觉得你在场面可能会很尴尬
They might've thought that would be uncomfortable,
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因为主题就是讨论你
seeing as it was about you
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讨论我什么
About me how?
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他们有点在考虑
Well, they were floating the idea
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明年要不要换我当总教练
of me being head coach next year
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你不是吧 韦恩
What the hell, Wayne?
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我去的时候又不知道是要干嘛
I didn't know what it was gonna be about
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那你怎么回他们的
Well, what did you tell them?
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我很希望你能保住工作
Look, I want you to keep your job
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那你就告诉他们你没兴趣啊
Well, then tell them you're not interested
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但是
But
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如果你保不住你的工作 那我想要接
if you're not gonna keep your job, I want your job
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是吗 你想浪费你的生命教一帮懒骨头
Really? You want to spend your days coaching lazy kids
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还要听他们的爸妈叽歪吗
and getting yelled at by their parents?
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别这样 乔治
Come on, George
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别忘了输球之后 他们给你的那种眼神
Don't forget the dirty looks after you lose,
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好像你才是踢失送分球的罪魁祸首一样
like you're the one that fumbled on the three-yard line
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你想接这份工作吗
That's the job you want?
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当教练不就是这样吗 乔治
It's called coaching, George
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韦恩这小人居然从背后捅我一刀
I mean, how could Wayne stab me in the back like this?
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我觉得韦恩没有背后捅刀啊
I don't think Wayne stabbed you in the back
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你就不能附和我一下吗
Can you please just agree with me?
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抱歉
Sorry
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那现在怎么样
So, what happens now?
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不知道啊 就等会不会接到炒鱿鱼通知
I don't know I guess I wait and see if I'm fired
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如果真被炒 你可以再找一份新工作嘛
Well, if that happens, you can always get another job
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梅德福就只有一所高中
Medford has one high school
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找新工作可能就得搬家
Another job could mean moving
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但我们的根在这里啊
But our roots are here
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我妈也在这里
My mom is here
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看来搬家也不是毫无好处
So, moving's got its upsides
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谢尔顿的大学不是找过你去当教练吗
Didn't Sheldon's college talk to you about coaching there once?
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对啊 是找过我
That's right, they did
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-而且你现在跟校长也挺熟了 -的确
- And you know the president pretty well now - I do
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而且队伍输惯了 工作压力也小
And they're used to losing, so it's low pressure
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谢谢你啊
Thank you
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你有计算器可以借我一下吗
You have a calculator I can borrow?
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有 但我正在用
Yes, but I'm using it
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你没有啊
No, you're not
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你为什么需要计算器
Why do you need a calculator?
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我想计算一下钱要花去哪里
I'm trying to figure out what to spend my money on
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你的钱你打算怎么花
What are you gonna do with yours?
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问得好
I'm glad you asked
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我打算进入刺激的股票世界
I'm dipping my toe in the exciting world
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买三股睿侠的股票来试试水温
of the stock market by purchasing three shares of RadioShack
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为什么啊
Why?
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买了股票成为股东 我就能成为
Well, as a shareholder, I'll be partial owner
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我最爱的公司的部分拥有人
of my very favorite company
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你看 当一间公司上市 他们就会卖股票
See, when companies go public, they sell shares of stock
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我去给自己买台计算器吧
I'll just buy my own calculator
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谢谢你抽空见我 哈格迈尔校长
Thank you for seeing me, President Hagemeyer
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我的办公室门永远为库珀全家而开
Of course My door is open to all Coopers
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哪怕是埃利斯·库珀[歌手] 我觉得他莫名性感
Even Alice Cooper, who I've always found oddly sexy
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我家跟他应该没有血缘
Don't think we're related,
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但如果有机会见到他 我会转达
but if I meet him, I'll let him know
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所以今天有何能为您效劳
So, what can I do for you?
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您当年招谢尔顿来读书的时候
When y'all were first recruiting Sheldon,
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邀约过我来当学校的橄榄球教练
you offered me a chance to head up your football program
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而你拒绝了我们
And you turned us down
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当时我在重建梅德福中学的球队 但现在呢
I was right in the middle of rebuilding Medford's team, but now,
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我已经准备好迎接新的挑战
I'm ready for a new challenge
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库珀先生
Well, Mr Cooper
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别这么客气 叫我教练就行
Please, call me Coach
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对了 我突然想到
Oh, and this just occurred to me,
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如果我在这里任教
but, uh, if I were here,
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我也能帮忙看着谢尔顿啊
I could help keep an eye on Sheldon,
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分担一下您肩头上的重担
take some of the burden off you
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令郎才不是重担呢
Oh, your son is no burden
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他就是眼中钉肉中刺 女士 您但说无妨
He's a pain in the ass, ma'am You can say it
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-无论他是不是吧 -他就是
- Well, whether he is or he isn't - He is
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我们学校已经没有橄榄球队了
we don't have a football team anymore
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什么
What?
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你们可是德州的大学耶
You're a university in Texas
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我们是着重科学方向的大学嘛
We are a science-focused university
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但你们还有这么大的球场
But you got that whole stadium
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学校还有足球队啊
Well, we still have soccer
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你去问过德克萨斯农工大学了吗
What-what about Texas A&M?
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他们肯定有橄榄球队吧
Pretty sure they have a football program
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对对对 如果人家不要我 还可以去问问牛仔队[职业队]
Yeah, if that doesn't work, maybe I'll try the Cowboys
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人要勇于直上九重摘星嘛
Hey, reach for the stars
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乔治
George?
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你好啊 戴尔
Hey, Dale
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真没想到会在这里见到你
Surprised to see you here
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说实话
Are you?
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毫不意外
Not even a little
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你听说过堂堂德州有大学只踢足球吗
You ever hear of a Texas college that only plays soccer?
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能先让我拿到啤酒
Can I get a beer first
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你再开始问我这些难题吗
before we start with the hard questions?
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我去了谢尔顿的大学尝试要个教练职
I went to Sheldon's college for a possible coaching gig
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他们现在连橄榄球队都没有
They don't even have a team anymore
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所以你在找新工作啊
Huh So you're looking for a new job?
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算是吧
Something like that
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外面有大把的球队不是吗
Well, there's plenty of teams out there
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是啊 但我慢慢开始觉得
Yeah, but I'm starting to think
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去到任何一个队伍都会碰到同样的狗屁
it's gonna be the same BS wherever I go
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我觉得人生也是这个样
That's how I feel about life
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去哪都是
Wherever I go
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对啊
Yeah
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你有想过干一些别的吗
You ever think about doing something different?
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我打橄榄球 又教橄榄球
Well, I played football, I coach football,
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还整天看橄榄球赛
I watch a lot of football
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除非坐在这喝酒也能成为工作 否则
So unless sitting here becomes a job
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你考虑过卖橄榄球吗
How about selling footballs?
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你是指去你店里卖吗
You mean, like, at your store?
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对啊 我很欢迎有帮手
Yeah I could always use the help
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我不想靠关系蹭一份工作啦
I'm not looking for a handout
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我没有要白送钱
That's not what this is
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我也想要有更多自由时间
I'd love to have more time off
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而且店里能有一个
And it could be nice to have someone at the store
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我能信任的人也挺好
who I could trust
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谢谢你
Well, thanks, uh
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我会仔细考虑考虑
I'll think about it
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不用谢我 我也只是趁着你走霉运
Well, don't thank me, I'm just taking advantage
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想占你便宜罢了
of your crappy situation
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那你怎么知道不是我在占你便宜呢
How do you know I'm not taking advantage of yours?
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因为我是个十分成功的商人
Because I'm a very successful businessman,
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而你大白天就坐在这里喝闷酒
and you're sitting here in the middle of the day
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你也在这喝酒啊
Well, you're here, too
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你比我先来
You were here first
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睿侠总部
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我才刚当上股东一天
I'd only been a shareholder for one day
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我对成为这家蓬勃发展科技公司股东的
and I was already reveling in the giddy thrill
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兴奋之情就已经要喷发而出
in being part owner of a thriving tech company
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你好 睿侠 我叫谢尔顿·库珀 是你们股东
Hello, RadioShack Sheldon Cooper, shareholder
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我只是想告诉你们
I just wanted to let you know I'm so excited
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我对加入这个公司有多兴奋
to be part of the team
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虽然我的声音听起来很年少 但放心
While I sound young, rest assured,
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我远比同龄人要聪明得多
I'm far more intelligent than my age would imply
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如果有什么需要我帮忙的
So if there's anything I can do to help,
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无论是制定预算 产品设计还是改个
budgeting, product design, finding a word
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比"睿侠"更酷的店名 都来找我就对了
more impressive than "Shack," I'm your man
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我妹妹把钱花在了别的地方
My sister had taken a different path with her money
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那是什么东西
What is that?
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-是棉花糖机 -为什么
- It's a cotton candy machine - Why?
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因为这机器能做出免费的棉花糖
It's a machine that makes free cotton candy
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不是免费的 你花钱买的
It's not free, you paid for it
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是姥姥付的钱
Meemaw paid for it
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而且还是比破股票强多了
And it's still better than lame stocks
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你最后只会落得肚子痛的下场
You're going to end up with a stomach ache
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而我却能加入美国最受欢迎的
while I get to be part of America's
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电子产品零售商
favorite electronics retailer
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真的吗 乔治要去你店里打工
Really? George is gonna work at your store?
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他会先上晚班和周末班试一下
Yeah, well, he's gonna give it a try
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看喜不喜欢
on nights and weekends, see if he likes it
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要是他喜欢呢
Hmm And what if he does?
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但愿如此 我就能退居二线了
Well, hopefully, I can start stepping back
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退下来干嘛
To do what?
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我银行里有存款
Well, I got money in the bank,
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你行李箱里也藏了钱
and you got some in a suitcase
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我们的钱加起来
Well, we could put it together,
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可以拿去旅行 或者买栋度假别墅
we could travel, we could buy a vacation home
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我不能说走就走啊
Well, I can't just up and leave
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我还要打理赌场
I mean, I got the gambling room
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小乔治能搞定 再说了
Georgie can take care of that, and besides,
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光有那么多钱却不拿去享受 有什么用啊
what's the use of having all that money and not enjoying it?
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有点道理
I guess
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老天 我们可以去墨西哥
God, we could go to Mexico
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买间水边的小木屋
and get a cabana
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白天在海滩上惬意逍遥
and spend days on the beach
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然后晚上在厕所狂泻不止吗
And our nights on the toilet?
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听起来也不太糟嘛
Yeah, doesn't sound half bad
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什么事
What's up?
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我发现任何品种的糖果都可以放进棉花糖机
I figured out you can put all kinds of candy in the machine
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试试这个
Try this
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为什么是咖啡色的
Why is it brown?
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我从姥姥的糖果碗里拿的奶油糖
It's butterscotch from Meemaw's candy bowl
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那些糖可能比你的年龄还大
I think that candy's older than you
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吃起来并不像
Doesn't taste like it
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还不错嘛
Not bad
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我准备带一些去学校
I'm gonna bring a bunch to school
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你打算卖多少钱
How much you gonna charge for it?
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不收钱 她们是我的朋友
Nothing They're my friends
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你觉得麦当劳叔叔会让他朋友免费吃麦当劳吗
You think Ronald McDonald let his friends eat for free?
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麦当劳叔叔又不是真人
Ronald McDonald isn't real
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重点是 你不该免费送给别人
The point is, you shouldn't give this away for free
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我该收人家多少钱呢
How much would I even charge?
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5毛钱怎么样
Hmm How about 50 cents?
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可是我成本只要2分钱左右
They only cost me, like, two cents to make
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但你没算上你投入的时间
Yeah, but you're not factoring in your time
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你买机器的花费
and the cost of the machine you bought
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以及你想出奶油糖口味棉花糖
and the value of the brainpower it took
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这个创意本身的价值
to think of butterscotch cotton candy
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没错 没别人想到把老太太的糖
Yeah No one else thought of putting old-lady candy
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放进棉花糖机
in a cotton candy machine
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他们凭什么能免费吃
Why should they get it for free?
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欢迎进入商界
Welcome to business
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多谢邀请
Thank you for having me
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我妹妹开始创业 与此同时
While my sister was starting her business,
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我却在努力挽救我的事业
I was trying to save mine
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你好 我是谢尔顿·库珀
Hello, this is Sheldon Cooper
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请让首席执行官约翰·罗奇接电话 谢谢
may I speak to CEO John Roach, please?
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事关我们的股票跌了一点
It's regarding our stock taking a small dip,
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我想听听他的策略
and I'd like to hear his game plan
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我也很忙啊 但我也拨冗致电给他了
Well, I'm busy, too, but I made the time to call
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好吧 那我能和首席运营官通话吗
Fine, may I please speak to your COO?
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首席财务官 首席技术官呢
CFO? CTO?
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喂
Hello?
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不 这双鞋很好
Oh, no, t-these are great shoes,
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但以他现在的年纪 你们还没走到停车场
but at his age, he's gonna grow out of them
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他就长高到穿不下了
before you hit the parking lot
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这双鞋子一样好
These are just as good,
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还能帮你省点钱
and they're gonna save you a little money
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真是谢谢你
Thank you
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拿到收银台
Take them up to the counter,
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我马上过去帮你结账
I'll be right there to ring them up
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乔治
George
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你知道你的薪水来自销售抽成吧
You realize you're on commission, don't you?
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知道什么不受长高限制吗 袜子
You know what you never grow out of? Socks
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我给你拿几双袜子
I'm gonna grab you some socks
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护腕要不要来几对
How about some wristbands?
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你来干嘛
Hey What are you doing here?
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我来带你去吃饭
I came to take you to dinner
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真的吗 我去拿车钥匙
Really? Uh, I'll grab my keys
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不用了 今晚我开车
No need I'll drive tonight
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不过你最好拿上外套
But you might want to grab a jacket
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你真买下了这玩意吗
You actually bought this thing?
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很抢眼对吧
It's fun, huh?
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00:12:08,890 --> 00:12:11,040
我觉得我在坐香蕉兜风
I feel like I'm riding in a banana
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别这样嘛 今天天气很好
Oh, come on It's a beautiful day
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蓬也敞开了
The top is down
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-感受这徐徐微风 -嗯
- Feel that wind - Yeah,
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能感受到风 也能感受到脚麻了
I feel the wind I just can't feel my feet
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把椅子往后调啊
Well, put your seat back
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再往后调一点 我就要坐进后尾箱了
If I put it any further back, I'd be in the trunk
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我开始后悔一开始怎么没把你塞进后尾箱了
Starting to wish I had put you in the trunk
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你现在又怎么了
What are you doing now?
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防止虫子飞进我嘴巴
Keeping the bugs out of my mouth
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妈妈 好好享受这奇迹一刻
Mom, savor this moment
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你能带我去教会吗
Can you take me to church?
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我有点忙
Uh, I'm a little busy
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-能等会儿吗 -不能
- Can it wait? - No I've come up
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我想到个计划 能增加睿侠的市场占有率
with a plan to bolster RadioShack's market share,
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我得传真给公司
and I need to fax it to corporate
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这样吧
I'll tell you what,
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我明早带去教堂帮你发传真
I'll take it with me in the morning and do it then
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但我们的股票暴跌
But our stock is in a slump,
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竞争对手康普萨正在急起直追
and CompUSA is nipping at our heels
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如果你真想帮忙
If you really want to be helpful,
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就去把餐具摆好
you could set the table
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凭什么要我帮你分担工作
Why should I help you with your job
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你都不愿意助力我的工作
if you won't help me with mine?
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-谢尔顿 -这很重要
- Sheldon - This is important
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我的计划是将睿侠改造成购物集合体
My plan is to turn RadioShack into a shopping destination,
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餐厅 游戏和电子产品一应俱全的
a megastore complete with restaurants
357
00:13:07,840 --> 00:13:09,410
大型综合商场
and games and electronics
358
00:13:09,410 --> 00:13:10,750
类似六旗游乐园
Kind of like Six Flags,
359
00:13:10,750 --> 00:13:12,350
但没那么多尖叫声和呕吐物
except with less screaming and vomit
360
00:13:12,350 --> 00:13:13,690
我不会送你去的
I'm not taking you
361
00:13:15,630 --> 00:13:17,220
我怎么可能成为商业大亨
How can I be a business tycoon
362
00:13:17,220 --> 00:13:19,410
我妈咪都不肯开车送我到各个地方
if my mommy won't drive me places?
363
00:13:22,740 --> 00:13:23,570
乔治
George?
364
00:13:25,260 --> 00:13:26,070
罗伊
Roy
365
00:13:26,410 --> 00:13:27,600
你现在在这里工作吗
You work here now?
366
00:13:28,090 --> 00:13:29,930
是啊 只有晚上和周末
Yeah, just nights and weekends
367
00:13:30,160 --> 00:13:32,360
毕竟你跟后援会的其他人都想我下岗
since you and the boosters are gunning for my neck
368
00:13:32,360 --> 00:13:34,320
我们不是针对你
Hey, it's nothing personal
369
00:13:34,320 --> 00:13:35,490
那就好 我一定会
Mm, good to know I'll be sure
370
00:13:35,490 --> 00:13:37,300
转告我房贷的那家银行
to tell the bank that has my mortgage
371
00:13:37,300 --> 00:13:39,340
我们还要容忍输掉多少个赛季
How many losing seasons are we supposed to put up with
372
00:13:39,340 --> 00:13:40,740
才能做出改革
before we make a change?
373
00:13:41,440 --> 00:13:43,590
老实说 我都没料到你能撑这么久
Frankly, I'm surprised you lasted this long
374
00:13:44,440 --> 00:13:46,140
我现在在上班 算你走运
You're lucky I'm working right now
375
00:13:46,610 --> 00:13:48,260
我不是来搞事的
I ain't here to cause trouble
376
00:13:48,740 --> 00:13:50,400
有什么能帮你的吗
Something I can help you with?
377
00:13:51,100 --> 00:13:52,460
就想买点渔具
Just a little fishing tackle
378
00:13:53,940 --> 00:13:54,900
跟我来
Follow me
379
00:14:01,970 --> 00:14:03,930
想和我分喝一扎玛格丽特酒吗
Want to share a pitcher of margaritas?
380
00:14:04,110 --> 00:14:06,550
居然点了你我都喜欢的东西
Oh, something we can both enjoy?
381
00:14:06,560 --> 00:14:08,010
听起来不像你的作风啊
That doesn't sound like you
382
00:14:08,330 --> 00:14:09,750
不好意思 你说什么
I'm sorry, what?
383
00:14:10,140 --> 00:14:11,390
当我没说
Don't worry about it
384
00:14:12,520 --> 00:14:13,760
你打算坐在那里
What, you-you just gonna sit there
385
00:14:13,760 --> 00:14:15,280
气鼓鼓地噘着嘴 也不告诉我吗
and pout and not tell me?
386
00:14:15,750 --> 00:14:18,550
我之前提议我们一起去旅行
I was talking about us traveling together,
387
00:14:18,650 --> 00:14:21,480
然而你却自己跑去买了一辆可笑的黄色跑车
and instead, you went out and bought a yellow clown car
388
00:14:21,490 --> 00:14:24,300
是你叫我去花钱给自己买开心的
You're the one who told me to go out and have fun with my money
389
00:14:24,300 --> 00:14:26,470
我是指能让我俩都开心的事
I meant something fun for us
390
00:14:26,470 --> 00:14:28,680
为什么有你 那是我的钱
Why us? It's my money
391
00:14:28,680 --> 00:14:30,690
是的 我充分理解了
You made that perfectly clear
392
00:14:31,280 --> 00:14:32,760
只是一辆车而已
It's just a car
393
00:14:32,760 --> 00:14:34,290
不只是辆车
It's not just a car
394
00:14:35,810 --> 00:14:37,260
我认为你是害怕了
I think you got scared
395
00:14:37,260 --> 00:14:38,780
我怕什么
Scared of what?
396
00:14:38,790 --> 00:14:40,410
我谈到我们的未来
I was talking about our future,
397
00:14:40,410 --> 00:14:42,160
你就惊慌失措
and you panicked
398
00:14:42,160 --> 00:14:43,940
我倒觉得是我事业有成
I think I've got a successful business
399
00:14:43,940 --> 00:14:46,420
赚得盆满钵满 而你无法接受
and my own money and you can't handle it
400
00:14:46,420 --> 00:14:47,440
真的吗
Oh, really?
401
00:14:47,540 --> 00:14:49,440
千真万确
Yeah Really
402
00:14:49,440 --> 00:14:50,750
二位想先来点什么
What can I get started for you?
403
00:14:50,750 --> 00:14:52,100
事实上我们要走了
Actually, I think we're leaving
404
00:14:52,100 --> 00:14:53,920
我可没打算走
I'm not going anywhere
405
00:14:56,620 --> 00:14:58,460
我要肉馅玉米卷饼
I'll have the enchiladas
406
00:15:03,900 --> 00:15:06,460
我说一个7毛钱 买两个就1块钱
So, I said 70 cents for one or two for a dollar,
407
00:15:06,460 --> 00:15:08,000
结果所有人都买了两个
and everyone bought two
408
00:15:08,170 --> 00:15:09,550
人人都爱打折
People love a deal
409
00:15:09,550 --> 00:15:11,040
我知道 我全卖光了
I know I sold out
410
00:15:11,140 --> 00:15:13,860
-那你得提价 -提多少
- Then you got to start charging more - How much more?
411
00:15:13,950 --> 00:15:15,540
每次升一点点
Just raise the price a little at a time
412
00:15:15,540 --> 00:15:17,200
直到你发现利润达到最高点
until you see your profits top out
413
00:15:17,320 --> 00:15:19,130
我在学习 但居然觉得好好玩
I'm learning, but it's fun
414
00:15:19,140 --> 00:15:20,220
真奇怪哦
This is weird
415
00:15:20,720 --> 00:15:22,540
你说他还没看我的传真 是什么意思
What do you mean, he hasn't read my fax?
416
00:15:22,540 --> 00:15:24,290
他知道我是股东吗
Is he aware I'm a shareholder?
417
00:15:25,460 --> 00:15:27,520
那下一次股东会议在哪里举行
Well, where's the next shareholders' meeting?
418
00:15:28,040 --> 00:15:28,960
沃斯堡
Fort Worth?
419
00:15:28,960 --> 00:15:31,290
我连要求我妈开车载我去教堂都难
I could barely get my mom to drive me to church
420
00:15:31,430 --> 00:15:33,780
-你说每个卖一块他们愿意付吗 -当然
- Think they'd pay a dollar apiece? - Sure
421
00:15:33,780 --> 00:15:35,900
告诉他们是特别限量版就行了
Just tell them it's a special limited edition
422
00:15:35,900 --> 00:15:37,200
大家一听到限量就失去理智了
People go nuts for that
423
00:15:37,200 --> 00:15:38,560
就像幸运草奶昔
Like the Shamrock Shake
424
00:15:38,590 --> 00:15:39,670
没错
Exactly
425
00:15:39,670 --> 00:15:42,340
我每一年都心想 "味道好像牙膏哦"
Every year, I'm like, "This tastes like toothpaste"
426
00:15:42,340 --> 00:15:44,070
但每一年我都屁颠屁颠去买
But every year, I buy it
427
00:15:45,730 --> 00:15:47,310
那我直接跟你说好了
Well, I'll just tell you, then
428
00:15:47,310 --> 00:15:50,000
想像一个电子产品大型综合商场
Imagine an electronics megastore
429
00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:51,570
不对 用"大型"形容还远远不够
Actually, "Mega" doesn't cut it
430
00:15:51,570 --> 00:15:54,390
想象一个电子产品尧它综合商城
Imagine an electronics yottastore
431
00:15:55,020 --> 00:15:57,350
尧它 就是10的24次方
Yotta It's ten to the 24th power
432
00:15:57,920 --> 00:15:59,390
不 别把我切到等待
No, don't put me on hold
433
00:16:08,640 --> 00:16:09,630
你好
Hello
434
00:16:12,680 --> 00:16:14,990
你不接我的电话
So, you weren't returning my calls
435
00:16:14,990 --> 00:16:17,490
今天店里忙得不可开交
Uh, it's been kind of crazy around here today
436
00:16:20,580 --> 00:16:23,380
我思考了一下你昨晚说的话
So, I was thinking about what you were saying last night
437
00:16:23,840 --> 00:16:26,030
你其实可以直接说
You know, you could've just said,
438
00:16:26,030 --> 00:16:27,490
"我不想去旅行"的
"I don't want to travel"
439
00:16:27,490 --> 00:16:30,370
你所展望的未来 我们放缓了脚步享受生活
You're picturing a future where we slow down,
440
00:16:30,370 --> 00:16:32,720
然而我的事业刚起步
and I'm just getting going
441
00:16:32,720 --> 00:16:34,650
我已经为工作奔波了40年
Well, I've been going for 40 years
442
00:16:34,650 --> 00:16:35,740
乔治开始说起
When George started talking
443
00:16:35,740 --> 00:16:37,720
接手店面时 我就
about taking over the store, I-I
444
00:16:37,980 --> 00:16:39,280
我看到了出路
I saw a way out
445
00:16:39,280 --> 00:16:40,590
那就去啊
Then do it
446
00:16:40,960 --> 00:16:43,440
没有你 我不想一个人上路 傻瓜
I don't want to do it without you, dummy
447
00:16:43,900 --> 00:16:46,010
那你得等一阵子了
Well, then you're gonna have to wait a little
448
00:16:48,620 --> 00:16:50,290
我可能做不到
I don't think I can do that
449
00:16:51,900 --> 00:16:53,170
你什么意思
What are you saying?
450
00:16:54,790 --> 00:16:56,220
你知道我爱你 对吧
You know I love you, right?
451
00:16:56,850 --> 00:16:58,310
我也爱你
I love you, too
452
00:17:00,600 --> 00:17:01,850
但我们结束了
But we're done
453
00:17:11,380 --> 00:17:12,480
我妈妈会说
My mother would say
454
00:17:12,480 --> 00:17:14,620
钱是万恶之源
money is the root of all evil
455
00:17:14,620 --> 00:17:16,780
但她也是这么说《辛普森一家》的
But she also said that about The Simpsons
456
00:17:17,230 --> 00:17:19,900
要我说 钱只是一种交换媒介
I say money is just a medium of exchange,
457
00:17:19,900 --> 00:17:21,700
将某样事物
a way of transforming something
458
00:17:21,700 --> 00:17:23,180
变为另一样事物的方式
into something else
459
00:17:24,020 --> 00:17:25,770
我姥姥买了一辆跑车
My meemaw bought a sports car
460
00:17:25,770 --> 00:17:29,140
在这过程中将一段恋情变了质
and transformed a relationship in the process
461
00:17:29,710 --> 00:17:33,280
我妹妹将她的钱转化为蒸蒸日上的事业
My sister transformed her money into a thriving business
462
00:17:33,280 --> 00:17:36,410
最后因为害虫横行而倒闭停业
that was eventually shut down due to an infestation
463
00:17:38,710 --> 00:17:40,170
而有那么短暂的一刻
And for a brief moment,
464
00:17:40,170 --> 00:17:42,530
我加入了我梦想中的公司
I became part of my dream company
465
00:17:42,530 --> 00:17:44,250
有趣的冷知识 那年稍后
Fun fact: later that year,
466
00:17:44,250 --> 00:17:46,440
睿侠真的开了一间大型综合商场
RadioShack did open a megastore
467
00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:48,230
叫不可思议宇宙 事实证明
called Incredible Universe Turned out
468
00:17:48,230 --> 00:17:49,860
那里唯一能称得上不可思议的
the only thing incredible about it
469
00:17:49,860 --> 00:17:51,750
是其光速倒闭的速度
was how quickly it closed down
470
00:17:51,560 --> 00:17:54,020
停业
471
00:17:53,190 --> 00:17:54,160
哎哟喂呀
Oopsie
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