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Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.58,0:00:36.91,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}Good morning.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.91,0:00:41.71,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}Today on the show, we'll meet the winners\Nof our UK's Ugliest Home contest.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.71,0:00:45.05,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}{\i1}Oh, yeah, also making a new recipe\Nwith popular online chef, Momo,{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.05,0:00:48.05,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}{\i1}who also happens to be a chimpanzee.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.05,0:00:50.93,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}Now, I wonder if he's gonna\Nmake something with bananas in it.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.93,0:00:53.81,Default,,0,0,0,,- {\i1}Banana bread maybe.{\i0}\N- {\i1}Or maybe banana pancake.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.80,0:00:55.05,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, man.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.40,0:01:03.61,Default,,0,0,0,,Morning, Mae.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.27,0:01:05.35,Default,,0,0,0,,Morning, Ted.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.36,0:01:07.32,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, thanks again\Nfor the accommodations upstairs.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.32,0:01:08.65,Default,,0,0,0,,They're perfect and convenient.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.65,0:01:12.49,Default,,0,0,0,,Stay as long as you like\N'cause the only other renters I get
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.49,0:01:16.03,Default,,0,0,0,,either have little yapping dogs\Nor cocaine habits.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.03,0:01:18.32,Default,,0,0,0,,Both are a pain in the arse\Nat 4:00 in the morning.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.33,0:01:22.04,Default,,0,0,0,,And after they check out,\Nthere's shit everywhere.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.04,0:01:23.71,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah. What do we got here?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.71,0:01:25.17,Default,,0,0,0,,Something to set you up for the day.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.17,0:01:28.09,Default,,0,0,0,,That's mighty kind of you,\Nbut I'm not really a morning beer person.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.09,0:01:30.30,Default,,0,0,0,,It's Guinness. That's a full meal.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.18,0:01:32.26,Default,,0,0,0,,Still.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.26,0:01:33.39,Default,,0,0,0,,But I'll see you later, all right?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.10,0:01:36.98,Default,,0,0,0,,Bit early for my second of the day, but...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.14,0:01:39.14,Default,,0,0,0,,fuck it.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.53,0:01:50.99,Default,,0,0,0,,I guess nothing stays the same.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.74,0:01:53.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay. A little bit to the right.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.66,0:01:55.83,Default,,0,0,0,,- Welcome back, Coach.\N- Thank you, sir.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.82,0:01:58.82,Default,,0,0,0,,Too bad you're coaching\Na bunch of girls, you wanker.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.04,0:02:03.83,Default,,0,0,0,,I guess some things do stay the same.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.38,0:02:11.51,Default,,0,0,0,,Come in.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.80,0:02:15.47,Default,,0,0,0,,- Morning, Leslie.\N- Hello, Rebecca.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.47,0:02:19.76,Default,,0,0,0,,For you.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.77,0:02:22.19,Default,,0,0,0,,Tell me you didn't write a novel\Nin your downtime.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.18,0:02:24.06,Default,,0,0,0,,What downtime, Rebecca?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.06,0:02:26.69,Default,,0,0,0,,No, with the Twickenham FC\Nwomen's team going under,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:26.69,0:02:29.32,Default,,0,0,0,,I felt compelled to commission\Na more extensive analysis
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.32,0:02:31.32,Default,,0,0,0,,of our women's team viability.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.32,0:02:34.57,Default,,0,0,0,,"Knox and Sullivan's strategic assessment\Nof the short and long-term viability
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.57,0:02:36.70,Default,,0,0,0,,of professional women's football\Nin London,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.70,0:02:40.83,Default,,0,0,0,,TW2 7BU prepared for Leslie R..."
Dialogue: 0,0:02:40.83,0:02:43.21,Default,,0,0,0,,"...Higgins on behalf of AFC Richmond."
Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.79,0:02:45.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Crikey, that's a bit\Nof a mouthful, isn't it?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:45.54,0:02:47.37,Default,,0,0,0,,I agree. So for short,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.38,0:02:53.51,Default,,0,0,0,,I think we should call it\Nthe KSSASLVPWFLTPLRHBAR report.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.38,0:02:56.13,Default,,0,0,0,,I think we just call it\NThe Higgins Report, shall we?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:56.72,0:02:57.93,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm flattered.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.93,0:03:00.22,Default,,0,0,0,,So what's the gist of it then?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:00.22,0:03:01.30,Default,,0,0,0,,I haven't read it yet.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.31,0:03:03.40,Default,,0,0,0,,I spent the entire evening\Nmemorizing the acronym,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:04.06,0:03:07.56,Default,,0,0,0,,but I will read it all and give you\Na summary the moment I'm done.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:07.56,0:03:08.85,Default,,0,0,0,,Perfect. Thank you.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:09.57,0:03:11.70,Default,,0,0,0,,And who's that for?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:11.69,0:03:12.82,Default,,0,0,0,,Keeley.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:12.82,0:03:16.24,Default,,0,0,0,,Let's just see what it's all about first,\Nshall we, before bothering Keeley with it?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:16.24,0:03:17.24,Default,,0,0,0,,Of course.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:18.49,0:03:20.83,Default,,0,0,0,,And Coach Chilton is outside.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:20.83,0:03:22.75,Default,,0,0,0,,She requested to have a word with you.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:22.74,0:03:24.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Good Lord, that little ray of sunshine.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:24.37,0:03:26.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Right. Let her in.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:36.22,0:03:38.06,Default,,0,0,0,,Good morning, Coach Chilton.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:38.68,0:03:39.81,Default,,0,0,0,,Based on what?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:43.52,0:03:44.77,Default,,0,0,0,,May I sit?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:49.35,0:03:50.60,Default,,0,0,0,,Sorry, may I sit over there?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:51.73,0:03:52.81,Default,,0,0,0,,Thank you.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:56.11,0:04:00.57,Default,,0,0,0,,Miss Welton, I know we haven't had\Nmuch interaction over the last few months,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:00.57,0:04:03.03,Default,,0,0,0,,but I wanted to thank you\Nfor giving me the opportunity
Dialogue: 0,0:04:03.04,0:04:05.08,Default,,0,0,0,,to be part of Richmond's\Nfirst women's team.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:05.08,0:04:07.29,Default,,0,0,0,,You've been absolutely fantastic.\NHasn't she, Leslie?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:07.29,0:04:09.71,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes. And all under budget, may I add.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:09.71,0:04:10.88,Default,,0,0,0,,Unlike the men's team.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:10.88,0:04:14.22,Default,,0,0,0,,Coach Kent's alternative milk budget alone\Nis frankly unreasonable.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:19.51,0:04:20.89,Default,,0,0,0,,So what can I help you with?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:20.89,0:04:22.31,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm resigning.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:23.89,0:04:26.81,Default,,0,0,0,,When I came here to help build this team\Nfrom the ground up,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:26.81,0:04:28.90,Default,,0,0,0,,I was hoping it would lead to\Nsomething bigger.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:29.52,0:04:33.02,Default,,0,0,0,,And even though I initially agreed\Nto stay on as assistant manager
Dialogue: 0,0:04:33.02,0:04:35.23,Default,,0,0,0,,after being passed over,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:35.23,0:04:38.98,Default,,0,0,0,,I've now come to realize that I have\Nhigher aspirations for myself than that.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:39.57,0:04:43.11,Default,,0,0,0,,So I will take this week to help with\Nthe new manager's transition.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:43.12,0:04:46.33,Default,,0,0,0,,I will prepare a list of candidates\Nfor the new assistant,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:46.33,0:04:48.08,Default,,0,0,0,,and my last day will be Friday.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:48.91,0:04:51.00,Default,,0,0,0,,All I ask for is\Na letter of recommendation.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:53.63,0:04:54.92,Default,,0,0,0,,Of course.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:54.92,0:04:57.96,Default,,0,0,0,,And obviously if there's anything\NI can help you with,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:57.97,0:04:59.64,Default,,0,0,0,,then please don't hesitate to ask.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:05.85,0:05:09.27,Default,,0,0,0,,Actually, yeah, I do have a question.\NDid you ever consider me for head coach?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:10.60,0:05:11.60,Default,,0,0,0,,No.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:14.61,0:05:16.03,Default,,0,0,0,,Did you consider any woman?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:19.78,0:05:20.78,Default,,0,0,0,,No.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:53.52,0:05:55.23,Default,,0,0,0,,She said what?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:55.23,0:05:57.40,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}That I'm some woman-hating monster.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:57.40,0:05:59.48,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}That I'm not a feminist.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:59.48,0:06:00.98,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}She didn't say any of that.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:00.99,0:06:02.66,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Don't be daft, Leslie.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:02.65,0:06:04.23,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}It was implied.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:04.24,0:06:05.78,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Implication is everything!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:05.78,0:06:07.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Thank you!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:07.16,0:06:08.87,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}And clearly you are a feminist
Dialogue: 0,0:06:08.87,0:06:10.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}because you just started\Na badass women's team...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:10.70,0:06:12.20,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}- Right.\N- ...and you'll do whatever it takes
Dialogue: 0,0:06:12.21,0:06:15.46,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}and spend whatever it takes\Nto make sure it's successful, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:16.54,0:06:17.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Exactly.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:17.63,0:06:19.88,Default,,0,0,0,,Plus, you didn't just hire any man.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:19.88,0:06:22.59,Default,,0,0,0,,You rehired Ted fucking Lasso.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:22.59,0:06:24.76,Default,,0,0,0,,My middle name is actually\Npronounced frickin'.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:24.76,0:06:26.64,Default,,0,0,0,,- Ted!\N- Ted.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:26.64,0:06:28.56,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey. Hello, sir.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:30.72,0:06:32.01,Default,,0,0,0,,Is that what I think it is?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:32.02,0:06:33.81,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes, ma'am. Gates barbecue.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:34.77,0:06:38.02,Default,,0,0,0,,And a one-time special installment\Nof Brisket with the Boss.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:38.02,0:06:40.86,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Ted, you don't seriously think\NI can eat smoked meat
Dialogue: 0,0:06:40.86,0:06:43.28,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}- at nine o'clock in the morning, do you?\N- Actually I do.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:43.28,0:06:44.74,Default,,0,0,0,,It's got a little fork.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:45.82,0:06:48.78,Default,,0,0,0,,- Are Henry and Michelle all settled?\N- They get here next week, actually. Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:48.78,0:06:50.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Thanks for all your help\Nsetting that up, boss.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:50.41,0:06:51.49,Default,,0,0,0,,Anytime.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:51.50,0:06:54.21,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Ted, I can't believe you're here!\NI'm so excited.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:54.21,0:06:55.88,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Hey, you know what I'm excited about?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:55.87,0:06:58.12,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Getting to meet the lady\Nthat put this sucker together.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:58.13,0:07:00.26,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}- Look at that.\N- What is that?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:00.25,0:07:02.67,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}It's a full dossier on all the players\Nfrom the women's team.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:02.67,0:07:05.09,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}The attention to detail in this thing\Nwould make da Vinci blush.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:05.09,0:07:06.76,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, I can't wait to work with\Nthis Coach Chilton.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:07.64,0:07:09.14,Default,,0,0,0,,Ted, we have some bad news.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:09.14,0:07:10.35,Default,,0,0,0,,No, we have good news.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:10.35,0:07:12.94,Default,,0,0,0,,Coach Chilton resigned this morning.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:13.52,0:07:16.40,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}It's fine. You could always\Nget Coach Beard to fill her spot.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:16.40,0:07:18.03,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}He's under contract with the men's team.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:18.02,0:07:20.73,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}And I think it'd be good to have\Na woman on staff, you know?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:20.73,0:07:22.19,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Yeah, that's what I was thinking earlier.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:22.19,0:07:26.24,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}I just want to say it might be for\Nthe best that Coach Chilton is leaving.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:26.24,0:07:27.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}- Why?\N- Why?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:27.70,0:07:29.37,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Well, she...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:29.37,0:07:32.96,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}- She's somewhat...\N- She's...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:32.95,0:07:34.41,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Can be a bit...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:34.41,0:07:37.08,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Who does she remind me of?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:37.08,0:07:40.08,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}It's a bit like...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:40.84,0:07:42.97,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't know.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:42.96,0:07:44.42,Default,,0,0,0,,Just say it.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:44.92,0:07:46.25,Default,,0,0,0,,She's an absolute--
Dialogue: 0,0:07:46.26,0:07:47.72,Default,,0,0,0,,Seaward.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:47.72,0:07:48.93,Default,,0,0,0,,Caroline Seaward.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:49.43,0:07:51.10,Default,,0,0,0,,Head physio for the women's team.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:51.72,0:07:53.76,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}But I'm not just here for the players.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:53.77,0:07:55.02,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}I'm here for you as well.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:55.02,0:07:57.44,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}- Okay.\N- Whatever problems you might be having
Dialogue: 0,0:07:57.44,0:08:00.40,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}- as a middle-aged man, I got you.\N- Great.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:01.48,0:08:02.94,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Including bum stuff.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:04.44,0:08:06.07,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Complete confidentiality.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:09.78,0:08:10.82,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Oh, yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:12.53,0:08:13.61,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Hey.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:13.62,0:08:15.29,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}All right, thank you.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:15.29,0:08:16.67,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Nice to meet you, Caroline.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:16.66,0:08:18.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Yeah. Oh, yeah, you can't talk.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:18.62,0:08:19.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}No, I got the key.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:21.17,0:08:23.80,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}All right, I'm bored, last question.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:23.80,0:08:25.97,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Roy, Roy, Roy, Roy, Roy, Roy, Roy.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:25.96,0:08:28.46,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}For fuck's sake, shut up.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:30.43,0:08:32.93,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}You. Paddington fucking Bear.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:33.80,0:08:35.39,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}I didn't think you'd call on me.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:35.39,0:08:38.10,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Thank you. Excuse me. My question is...
Dialogue: 0,0:09:32.41,0:09:33.91,Default,,0,0,0,,What the fuck are you doing?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:35.91,0:09:37.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Welcome back.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:37.45,0:09:38.78,Default,,0,0,0,,Thank you.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:38.79,0:09:39.87,Default,,0,0,0,,How's that knee holding up?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:39.87,0:09:41.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, fine.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:42.12,0:09:44.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Why the fuck would something\Nwe use so fucking much
Dialogue: 0,0:09:44.59,0:09:47.51,Default,,0,0,0,,be held together by ligaments\Nthe size of rubber bands?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:48.30,0:09:49.97,Default,,0,0,0,,I always figured\NGod started up top, you know,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:49.97,0:09:51.85,Default,,0,0,0,,working really hard on\Nthe brains and heart and stuff,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:51.84,0:09:54.89,Default,,0,0,0,,but once he got past our privates,\Nhe just started phoning it in.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:55.43,0:09:56.72,Default,,0,0,0,,It's good to see you.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:56.72,0:09:57.85,Default,,0,0,0,,You too.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:59.81,0:10:00.81,Default,,0,0,0,,Come on.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:04.69,0:10:06.86,Default,,0,0,0,,Looks like y'all did\Na little redecorating, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:07.61,0:10:08.82,Default,,0,0,0,,This is recent.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:08.82,0:10:10.49,Default,,0,0,0,,Beard wanted to be alone.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:10.49,0:10:12.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Between you coming back\Nand the whole thing with Jane,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:12.65,0:10:14.65,Default,,0,0,0,,I think he's all fucked in the head.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:14.66,0:10:16.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:21.25,0:10:23.09,Default,,0,0,0,,What about you? How are you doing?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:23.92,0:10:25.75,Default,,0,0,0,,- Great.\N- You and Keeley?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:25.75,0:10:28.13,Default,,0,0,0,,She said y'all have become\Nreally, really good friends.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:28.13,0:10:29.22,Default,,0,0,0,,Her words, not mine.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:29.80,0:10:31.22,Default,,0,0,0,,She said really twice?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:36.76,0:10:38.18,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, let me ask you something.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:38.18,0:10:41.27,Default,,0,0,0,,What's the buzz with\Nmy now former assistant coach,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:41.27,0:10:43.40,Default,,0,0,0,,this Alice Chilton gal?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:43.39,0:10:44.56,Default,,0,0,0,,She quit?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:44.56,0:10:47.73,Default,,0,0,0,,Like the mighty oak tree's foliage\Non a breezy October day.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:47.73,0:10:50.77,Default,,0,0,0,,Fucking hell, a simple yes would suffice.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:50.78,0:10:53.95,Default,,0,0,0,,- Yeah.\N- Most people think she's rude as shit.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:54.45,0:10:55.74,Default,,0,0,0,,I think she's hilarious.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:56.45,0:10:58.91,Default,,0,0,0,,But she's good. That's too bad.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:02.33,0:11:03.96,Default,,0,0,0,,So, you want Beard back then?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:05.79,0:11:07.92,Default,,0,0,0,,No, hey, come on. That's between y'all.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:09.71,0:11:11.34,Default,,0,0,0,,It's really good to see you, Coach.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:12.84,0:11:14.01,Default,,0,0,0,,You too, Coach.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:18.22,0:11:20.01,Default,,0,0,0,,Jesus fucking Christ.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:22.77,0:11:24.44,Default,,0,0,0,,You're being very strange.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:29.00,0:12:30.71,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey. I'm Ted Lasso.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:30.71,0:12:32.80,Default,,0,0,0,,You must be Coach Chilton.\NI heard a lot about you.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:33.38,0:12:38.09,Default,,0,0,0,,Let me guess. You heard I was rude,\Ndifficult to work with, a real bitch.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:39.01,0:12:40.35,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah. It's nice to meet you.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:44.06,0:12:47.48,Default,,0,0,0,,And, hey, I want to thank you for\Nall your work on this bad boy right here.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:47.98,0:12:49.65,Default,,0,0,0,,Tell you what,\NI ain't studied something so hard
Dialogue: 0,0:12:49.65,0:12:53.19,Default,,0,0,0,,since the liner notes of {\i1}Licensed to Ill{\i0}\Nby the Beastie Boys.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:53.19,0:12:54.65,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't know what any of that means.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:54.65,0:12:56.78,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, then, allow me\Nto be the first to encourage you
Dialogue: 0,0:12:56.78,0:12:58.11,Default,,0,0,0,,to fight for your right to party.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:58.11,0:12:59.82,Default,,0,0,0,,But until then,\NI look forward to working with you.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:00.53,0:13:01.78,Default,,0,0,0,,Actually I just resigned.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:01.78,0:13:04.32,Default,,0,0,0,,- My last day is Friday.\N- Right. Right, right, right.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:04.33,0:13:06.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, I look forward to\Nworking with you till Friday.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:09.25,0:13:10.79,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm gonna go say hi to the team.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:14.84,0:13:16.51,Default,,0,0,0,,No, no, no, no. No, no.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:16.51,0:13:19.64,Default,,0,0,0,,You can't just go in there.\NI've got to make sure they're decent.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:19.63,0:13:23.01,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, yeah. Sorry about that.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:31.52,0:13:32.77,Default,,0,0,0,,All right.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:38.86,0:13:41.65,Default,,0,0,0,,Boy, y'all don't have a lot of wiggle room\Nin here, do you?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:41.66,0:13:45.00,Default,,0,0,0,,The only space available to us\Nwas the academy locker room.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:44.99,0:13:46.62,Default,,0,0,0,,We're just happy to be here, Coach.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:47.79,0:13:49.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, fuck off. Yeah? Fuck off.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:49.75,0:13:51.84,Default,,0,0,0,,Wait, wait, so hold on.\NDo y'all have to share this room?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:51.83,0:13:54.21,Default,,0,0,0,,Only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:54.21,0:13:55.29,Default,,0,0,0,,And every other Saturday.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:55.29,0:13:58.17,Default,,0,0,0,,But on Tuesdays and Thursdays\Nwe get to keep our toiletries overnight.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:58.17,0:14:00.46,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay. So there are showers?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:00.47,0:14:02.56,Default,,0,0,0,,- There's one shower.\N- And one toilet.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:02.55,0:14:05.72,Default,,0,0,0,,And a urinal, which I actually\Nprefer to use now 'cause, you know,
Dialogue: 0,0:14:05.72,0:14:08.14,Default,,0,0,0,,taking a piss in a slight squat,\Nit's good for the core.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:09.31,0:14:10.77,Default,,0,0,0,,Gotcha.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:10.77,0:14:13.31,Default,,0,0,0,,- Okay, well, I--\N- Knock, knock. Hi, guys.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:13.31,0:14:15.19,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:15.19,0:14:17.15,Default,,0,0,0,,Ted, the press are ready for you.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:17.15,0:14:19.78,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay. Hey, real nice meeting y'all.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:19.78,0:14:21.45,Default,,0,0,0,,And I'll see you out on the pitch, okay?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:21.45,0:14:22.87,Default,,0,0,0,,See you.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:23.66,0:14:25.25,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm Ted, by the way.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:26.70,0:14:27.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:28.33,0:14:29.71,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, real quick...
Dialogue: 0,0:14:29.70,0:14:31.41,Default,,0,0,0,,The locker room, it's a little...
Dialogue: 0,0:14:31.41,0:14:33.58,Default,,0,0,0,,- What's the word I'm looking for?\N- It's shit.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:33.58,0:14:35.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, I do have some ideas of
Dialogue: 0,0:14:35.38,0:14:36.76,Default,,0,0,0,,- how to make it better.\N- Great.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:36.75,0:14:39.04,Default,,0,0,0,,It doesn't matter what color you paint it,\Nit's still shit.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:39.05,0:14:41.47,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, as my dad said,\N"You can polish a turd,
Dialogue: 0,0:14:41.47,0:14:45.10,Default,,0,0,0,,but all you're left with is a smaller turd\Nand a rag that smells like dookie."
Dialogue: 0,0:14:45.09,0:14:47.26,Default,,0,0,0,,Welcome to second division\Nwomen's football.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:47.26,0:14:48.76,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, speaking of which, you know,
Dialogue: 0,0:14:48.76,0:14:50.93,Default,,0,0,0,,Coach here knows a lot more\Nabout this team than I do.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:50.93,0:14:52.64,Default,,0,0,0,,Maybe she could come do\Nthe press conference with me.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:52.64,0:14:55.10,Default,,0,0,0,,No. No, my last day is Friday.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:55.10,0:14:57.02,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't think it'll last that long.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:04.86,0:15:06.65,Default,,0,0,0,,- She's a hoot. Yeah.\N- Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:13.46,0:15:14.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Great.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:14.54,0:15:15.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Hi, guys!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:15.83,0:15:18.17,Default,,0,0,0,,So, I just wanted to\Nsay something quickly.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:18.17,0:15:19.88,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm just gonna say something\Nif that's all right.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:19.88,0:15:21.88,Default,,0,0,0,,- Of course.\N- Just a few words, okay?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:21.88,0:15:25.13,Default,,0,0,0,,Good morning, everyone. Welcome, welcome.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:25.13,0:15:26.80,Default,,0,0,0,,So just quickly,
Dialogue: 0,0:15:26.80,0:15:30.09,Default,,0,0,0,,I just wanted to say\Nhow honored I am to have founded
Dialogue: 0,0:15:30.10,0:15:34.31,Default,,0,0,0,,the first ever women's team\Nhere at AFC Richmond.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:36.02,0:15:39.31,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes, because it is long overdue,
Dialogue: 0,0:15:39.31,0:15:44.94,Default,,0,0,0,,as I believe women are just as capable\Nand compelling as men,
Dialogue: 0,0:15:44.95,0:15:49.25,Default,,0,0,0,,not just in sport, but in every way,\Nincluding coaching.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:51.79,0:15:58.63,Default,,0,0,0,,And I will always show all of my support\Nto all women in all times,
Dialogue: 0,0:15:58.63,0:16:01.84,Default,,0,0,0,,in all ways, again.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:01.84,0:16:03.92,Default,,0,0,0,,- Yes?\N- Does that include Ghislaine Maxwell?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:03.92,0:16:05.67,Default,,0,0,0,,Not her, of course.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:05.67,0:16:07.05,Default,,0,0,0,,What about Eva Braun?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:07.05,0:16:08.30,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, obviously not.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:08.30,0:16:10.26,Default,,0,0,0,,- Cruella de Vil?\N- Come on, she's not even real.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:10.26,0:16:11.34,Default,,0,0,0,,Let's keep it... You know?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:11.35,0:16:13.35,Default,,0,0,0,,So thank you so much.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:13.35,0:16:18.10,Default,,0,0,0,,The future is... female!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:18.10,0:16:23.61,Default,,0,0,0,,So without further ado, please welcome\Nthe manager of our women's team,
Dialogue: 0,0:16:23.61,0:16:26.78,Default,,0,0,0,,who just happens to be a man, Ted Lasso.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:26.78,0:16:28.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:29.87,0:16:31.96,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah. Okay. Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:32.83,0:16:34.96,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Howdy, folks. Great to be back.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:34.95,0:16:37.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, I'm not sure if you have\Nany questions for me, but I'd be--
Dialogue: 0,0:16:37.87,0:16:39.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay. Yeah, love the enthusiasm.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:39.88,0:16:42.26,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah. Hey, Marcus.\NWhy don't you go and kick us off?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:42.25,0:16:44.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}- Coach, welcome back.\N- Thank you.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:44.00,0:16:46.75,Default,,0,0,0,,What are your thoughts on the season\Nopener against Liverpool this weekend?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:46.76,0:16:48.22,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}- The men's opener?\N- Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:48.22,0:16:50.97,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Well, I mean,\NLiverpool is always tough, you know?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:50.97,0:16:54.01,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}And I gotta assume that Coach Kent\Nhas got the fellas ready to rock.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:54.01,0:16:55.59,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, hey, Gary.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:55.60,0:16:58.60,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, do you think the Greyhounds will get\Nback in the Champions League this season?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:58.60,0:17:00.85,Default,,0,0,0,,- The men's team?\N- Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:00.85,0:17:03.69,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, I mean, any opportunity is\Na good opportunity in sports,
Dialogue: 0,0:17:03.69,0:17:07.32,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}but truth be told, I'm not really all\Nup to speed on the men's side of things
Dialogue: 0,0:17:07.32,0:17:08.53,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}as the bulk of my preparation
Dialogue: 0,0:17:08.53,0:17:11.11,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}has been all about the lady Greyhounds\Nhere at AFC Richmond.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:11.11,0:17:12.69,Default,,0,0,0,,All right, let's see. Who else?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:12.70,0:17:13.78,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey. New guy.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:13.78,0:17:14.86,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, I love your hat.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:14.87,0:17:15.96,Default,,0,0,0,,Thank you.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:15.95,0:17:17.95,Default,,0,0,0,,What are your thoughts\Non Jamie Tartt leaving Richmond
Dialogue: 0,0:17:17.95,0:17:19.54,Default,,0,0,0,,to play at Barcelona this season?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:19.54,0:17:20.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Are you fucking...
Dialogue: 0,0:17:20.62,0:17:22.45,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Yeah, I mean, never easy\Nto say goodbye to a player,
Dialogue: 0,0:17:22.46,0:17:24.59,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}but I think he's gonna do {\i1}bueno.{\i0} Yeah?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:24.59,0:17:27.51,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}I'd love to answer some questions\Nabout the women's team, if y'all got any.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:27.51,0:17:28.76,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, Sarah, what do you got?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:28.76,0:17:29.84,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, Ted.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:29.84,0:17:32.34,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}- My question is about player salaries.\N- Great.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:32.34,0:17:33.72,Default,,0,0,0,,Do you think the men are underpaid?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:33.72,0:17:34.89,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, boy.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:42.23,0:17:43.82,Default,,0,0,0,,Ted's doing his presser.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:44.94,0:17:46.65,Default,,0,0,0,,You don't wanna go watch your boyfriend?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:50.86,0:17:51.86,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:14.18,0:18:15.81,Default,,0,0,0,,Who says you can't go home again?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:16.31,0:18:17.39,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't like riddles.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:18.31,0:18:19.48,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, no, it was a...
Dialogue: 0,0:18:19.47,0:18:21.05,Default,,0,0,0,,Doesn't matter.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:21.06,0:18:22.64,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, let's see what we got, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:22.64,0:18:24.93,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm here if you need. Here if you need.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:25.56,0:18:26.56,Default,,0,0,0,,Here if you need.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:29.99,0:18:31.45,Default,,0,0,0,,That was a nice turn. Who's she?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:31.45,0:18:32.53,Default,,0,0,0,,That's Josie Gordon.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:32.53,0:18:35.03,Default,,0,0,0,,She played striker at Watford last season.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:35.03,0:18:36.57,Default,,0,0,0,,Led them in goals, progressive passes,
Dialogue: 0,0:18:36.58,0:18:39.79,Default,,0,0,0,,and her expected goal rate\Nper game was .78.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:39.79,0:18:40.92,Default,,0,0,0,,All from your dossier.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:41.79,0:18:43.42,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm actually impressed.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:43.42,0:18:44.59,Default,,0,0,0,,Come on now.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:44.58,0:18:46.42,Default,,0,0,0,,You wrote the tune. I'm just singing it.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:48.50,0:18:50.59,Default,,0,0,0,,That's mine! That's mine!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:56.64,0:18:58.39,Default,,0,0,0,,Those must be the sisters you mentioned.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:01.98,0:19:03.06,Default,,0,0,0,,Or not.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:03.06,0:19:04.56,Default,,0,0,0,,That's Mady and Margy.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:04.56,0:19:07.02,Default,,0,0,0,,They've been a couple since training camp.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:07.02,0:19:09.94,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, you don't get\Na lot of that in men's football.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:09.94,0:19:11.44,Default,,0,0,0,,Not that you know of.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:17.37,0:19:19.45,Default,,0,0,0,,You're a real fucking dickhead.\NYou know that?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:19.45,0:19:21.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Rather be a dickhead than a turnip.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:21.08,0:19:23.62,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm not a turnip. You're a turnip.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:23.62,0:19:24.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Those are the sisters.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:24.92,0:19:27.34,Default,,0,0,0,,Twins, actually. Niamh and Siobhan.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:27.33,0:19:29.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Our left and right center-back defenders.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:29.00,0:19:31.13,Default,,0,0,0,,You just said I was a dickhead.\NNow I'm a turnip.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:31.13,0:19:34.09,Default,,0,0,0,,- Which one is it, you fucking twat?\N- Yeah, good one, big man. Clown.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:34.09,0:19:35.63,Default,,0,0,0,,You--
Dialogue: 0,0:19:35.63,0:19:37.21,Default,,0,0,0,,- Pig.\N- Fuck off!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:37.22,0:19:40.43,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, I see what you meant when you said\Nthat what they lack in athleticism,
Dialogue: 0,0:19:40.43,0:19:41.72,Default,,0,0,0,,they make up for in aggressiveness.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:41.72,0:19:43.60,Default,,0,0,0,,- You can take her, Siobhan!\N- Exactly.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:43.60,0:19:46.31,Default,,0,0,0,,- Get off!\N- Stop touching me, weirdo.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:46.31,0:19:47.39,Default,,0,0,0,,Fuck you.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:47.40,0:19:49.61,Default,,0,0,0,,Come on. Leave it, girls.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:49.61,0:19:51.57,Default,,0,0,0,,Run! No time. No time. Run!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:53.36,0:19:54.90,Default,,0,0,0,,Heck of a save there.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:55.40,0:19:56.98,Default,,0,0,0,,That's gotta be Katie Quinn, yeah?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:56.99,0:19:58.78,Default,,0,0,0,,Correct, but everyone calls her Boots.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:59.45,0:20:00.74,Default,,0,0,0,,That wasn't in the dossier.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:00.74,0:20:01.74,Default,,0,0,0,,Why would it be?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:03.54,0:20:06.00,Default,,0,0,0,,- Boring!\N- Her stats are off the charts.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:06.00,0:20:08.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, but none of the big clubs\Nwill touch her.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:08.08,0:20:09.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Why is that?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:09.50,0:20:10.58,Default,,0,0,0,,She won't wear gloves.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:10.59,0:20:12.84,Default,,0,0,0,,Interesting.\NI wonder what the story is there, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:12.84,0:20:14.55,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't know. She's a goalie, isn't she?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:14.55,0:20:15.55,Default,,0,0,0,,They're all batshit.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:17.51,0:20:18.84,Default,,0,0,0,,Come on!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:18.84,0:20:21.55,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes, any book by bell hooks.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:23.06,0:20:25.48,Default,,0,0,0,,Wonderful. Would you be able\Nto hold 'em for me?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:26.35,0:20:27.85,Default,,0,0,0,,No, I don't want to use Amazon.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:27.85,0:20:29.43,Default,,0,0,0,,What kind of business model is this?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:29.44,0:20:30.94,Default,,0,0,0,,Look, I will be there in 20 minutes.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:30.94,0:20:32.15,Default,,0,0,0,,Thank you so much. Bye-bye.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:32.65,0:20:33.65,Default,,0,0,0,,Christ.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:34.32,0:20:35.99,Default,,0,0,0,,Hello, Rebecca.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:38.57,0:20:40.03,Default,,0,0,0,,Right. You know, Roy,
Dialogue: 0,0:20:40.03,0:20:42.82,Default,,0,0,0,,now that Ted's back,\Nyou really don't have to do this.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:42.83,0:20:44.12,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't mind.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:44.12,0:20:45.87,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm excited about this new recipe.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:46.75,0:20:48.42,Default,,0,0,0,,Better for your macros.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:48.42,0:20:50.76,Default,,0,0,0,,No sugar. High protein.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:50.75,0:20:54.42,Default,,0,0,0,,And instead of using butter,\NI used beef tallow.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:54.96,0:20:56.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Wow.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:56.51,0:21:02.22,Default,,0,0,0,,Who knew a biscuit could be so healthy\Nand so heavy?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:02.22,0:21:03.30,Default,,0,0,0,,Thank you.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:03.31,0:21:06.90,Default,,0,0,0,,Roy, what's your definition of a feminist?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:06.89,0:21:08.39,Default,,0,0,0,,I know this joke.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:08.39,0:21:10.52,Default,,0,0,0,,- Two lesbians--\N- Rebecca, I need to...
Dialogue: 0,0:21:11.06,0:21:12.35,Default,,0,0,0,,Hi, Roy.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:12.36,0:21:13.53,Default,,0,0,0,,Keeley.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:14.19,0:21:17.69,Default,,0,0,0,,Rebecca, I need £300,000 to build a new\Nlocker room for the women's team, please.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:17.69,0:21:18.65,Default,,0,0,0,,Fuck no.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:20.11,0:21:21.82,Default,,0,0,0,,Even though I support women,
Dialogue: 0,0:21:21.82,0:21:24.78,Default,,0,0,0,,and I believe they can be anything\Nthey set their minds to,
Dialogue: 0,0:21:25.33,0:21:27.29,Default,,0,0,0,,a new locker room is not in the budget.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:27.87,0:21:29.70,Default,,0,0,0,,But a budget isn't a real thing.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:29.71,0:21:32.21,Default,,0,0,0,,- It's just a made-up number.\N- Exactly.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:32.21,0:21:34.96,Default,,0,0,0,,It absolutely is a real thing.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:34.96,0:21:36.38,Default,,0,0,0,,That someone made up.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:37.42,0:21:38.71,Default,,0,0,0,,Fine, then.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:38.72,0:21:40.60,Default,,0,0,0,,- I want the men's locker room.\N- Fuck no!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:41.47,0:21:43.01,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, if no one's gonna budge,
Dialogue: 0,0:21:43.01,0:21:45.68,Default,,0,0,0,,then I'm just gonna have to go ahead\Nand take the visitors' locker room.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:45.68,0:21:47.31,Default,,0,0,0,,- Fine by me.\N- I don't fucking care.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:47.31,0:21:48.60,Default,,0,0,0,,Fantastic!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:48.60,0:21:52.19,Default,,0,0,0,,Now, if you'll both excuse me,\NI need to go and pick up some books
Dialogue: 0,0:21:52.19,0:21:55.36,Default,,0,0,0,,from a shop that hopefully won't be\Nout of business by the time I get there.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:56.19,0:21:57.53,Default,,0,0,0,,- Well done.\N- Why?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:58.07,0:22:00.20,Default,,0,0,0,,The old "bait and switch"\Non the locker rooms,
Dialogue: 0,0:22:00.20,0:22:01.95,Default,,0,0,0,,that was always your plan, wasn't it?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:01.95,0:22:03.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Maybe.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:05.87,0:22:07.62,Default,,0,0,0,,- Hey, Ted.\N- Hey, fellas.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:07.62,0:22:11.46,Default,,0,0,0,,- Can't believe you're back.\N- Yeah, but coaching a women's team.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:11.46,0:22:14.09,Default,,0,0,0,,- How are the girls? Slow?\N- Boring?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:14.08,0:22:15.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Has their cycle synced yet?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:15.42,0:22:16.71,Default,,0,0,0,,Isn't nature amazing?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:16.71,0:22:19.67,Default,,0,0,0,,All right now, you three,\Ngive the man some space.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:20.22,0:22:21.47,Default,,0,0,0,,All right now.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:22.13,0:22:23.38,Default,,0,0,0,,What's this?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:23.39,0:22:25.68,Default,,0,0,0,,From Mr. Gladstone.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:25.68,0:22:27.43,Default,,0,0,0,,Who?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:32.19,0:22:33.40,Default,,0,0,0,,Right.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:46.62,0:22:48.45,Default,,0,0,0,,You get some new sunglasses?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:48.45,0:22:50.66,Default,,0,0,0,,No, I don't want people\Nto see us together,
Dialogue: 0,0:22:50.66,0:22:52.33,Default,,0,0,0,,so I'm in disguise.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:53.42,0:22:55.30,Default,,0,0,0,,It's good. Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:57.04,0:22:58.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Would be nice to see\Nyour eyes though, you know.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:12.18,0:23:13.26,Default,,0,0,0,,How was your first day?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:13.85,0:23:16.27,Default,,0,0,0,,For a sport that asks you\Nto be light on your feet,
Dialogue: 0,0:23:16.27,0:23:18.52,Default,,0,0,0,,women's football sure does seem to have\Na lot of weight around it.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:19.27,0:23:21.52,Default,,0,0,0,,Lack of resources.\NUnderwhelming media coverage.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:21.53,0:23:22.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Subpar pay.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:22.69,0:23:24.44,Default,,0,0,0,,It's a tougher gig all around.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:24.45,0:23:26.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Only people in it are truly in it\Nfor the love of the game.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:26.91,0:23:29.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Kinda like coaching college kids\Nagain then, yeah?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:29.33,0:23:31.92,Default,,0,0,0,,Not really. Those guys get paid more.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:31.91,0:23:33.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:33.08,0:23:36.67,Default,,0,0,0,,So, how's Alice?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:37.46,0:23:39.63,Default,,0,0,0,,Coach Chilton? Yeah, she's good.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:39.63,0:23:41.21,Default,,0,0,0,,Good. Good, good, good.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:41.21,0:23:44.71,Default,,0,0,0,,I mean, she can be kinda...
Dialogue: 0,0:23:45.76,0:23:48.56,Default,,0,0,0,,She is kinda...
Dialogue: 0,0:23:49.14,0:23:51.10,Default,,0,0,0,,But you can be kinda...
Dialogue: 0,0:24:02.73,0:24:04.90,Default,,0,0,0,,You know I can't ask you to leave him.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:05.49,0:24:06.49,Default,,0,0,0,,No.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:06.99,0:24:07.99,Default,,0,0,0,,I know.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:08.78,0:24:09.87,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm with Roy now.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:13.16,0:24:14.41,Default,,0,0,0,,And he's very good to me.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:16.58,0:24:17.96,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm happy to hear that.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:20.50,0:24:23.92,Default,,0,0,0,,And I mean, come on,\Nthis doesn't have to be weird, you know?
Dialogue: 0,0:24:23.92,0:24:25.55,Default,,0,0,0,,We can still hang out.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:26.93,0:24:28.18,Default,,0,0,0,,I'd like that.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:29.93,0:24:31.89,Default,,0,0,0,,You wanna talk about what happened\Nwith you and Jane?
Dialogue: 0,0:24:31.89,0:24:33.22,Default,,0,0,0,,I gotta go.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:38.48,0:24:40.86,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}Good morning and happy Tuesday.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:24:40.86,0:24:45.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}On today's show, we're turning\Nour studio into a taco fiesta. Yummy.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:24:45.15,0:24:48.15,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}And we'll be joined\Nby eight-year-old prodigy, Poppy Thompson,{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:24:48.16,0:24:52.41,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}who will share with us what's being called\Ndefinitive proof that God doesn't exist.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:24:52.41,0:24:54.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Leslie.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:54.66,0:24:56.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Good news. I am a feminist.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:56.79,0:24:58.46,Default,,0,0,0,,- Good.\N- Listen to this.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:58.46,0:25:02.67,Default,,0,0,0,,"To understand feminism, it implies\None has to necessarily understand sexism."
Dialogue: 0,0:25:02.67,0:25:04.84,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:05.34,0:25:06.55,Default,,0,0,0,,Have you not finished that yet?
Dialogue: 0,0:25:08.68,0:25:12.14,Default,,0,0,0,,Do you ever fall asleep\Nwhen you're reading, wake up,
Dialogue: 0,0:25:12.14,0:25:15.10,Default,,0,0,0,,and you've lost your place\Nand you have to start a chapter again?
Dialogue: 0,0:25:15.93,0:25:17.01,Default,,0,0,0,,No.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:52.47,0:25:54.01,Default,,0,0,0,,Stay tight! Stay tight!
Dialogue: 0,0:25:54.01,0:25:57.85,Default,,0,0,0,,No shots. No shots. Give... Boots!
Dialogue: 0,0:25:57.85,0:26:00.56,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah. So what all we know about Boots?
Dialogue: 0,0:26:00.56,0:26:02.94,Default,,0,0,0,,- It's in the dossier.\N- No, I know.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:02.94,0:26:04.86,Default,,0,0,0,,The stats are great,\Nbut I mean, what's her story?
Dialogue: 0,0:26:05.40,0:26:06.61,Default,,0,0,0,,Her story?
Dialogue: 0,0:26:06.61,0:26:08.53,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, 'cause most athletes I know
Dialogue: 0,0:26:08.53,0:26:10.61,Default,,0,0,0,,are always looking for\Nevery single little advantage.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:10.61,0:26:12.82,Default,,0,0,0,,So, you know, you got\Na goalkeeper not using gloves.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:12.82,0:26:15.32,Default,,0,0,0,,That's a lot\Nlike a gravedigger using a spoon
Dialogue: 0,0:26:15.33,0:26:17.25,Default,,0,0,0,,or a cereal enthusiast using a shovel.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:17.24,0:26:18.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Neither one's effective.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:19.16,0:26:23.50,Default,,0,0,0,,So, what? You're after\Nher origin story, like Batman?
Dialogue: 0,0:26:23.50,0:26:24.88,Default,,0,0,0,,You like Batman, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:26:24.88,0:26:26.55,Default,,0,0,0,,No, he's a fascist.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:26.55,0:26:29.09,Default,,0,0,0,,I just know that every middle-aged man\Nis obsessed with Batman.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:29.09,0:26:31.59,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, that's true.\NProbably 'cause of all the wearable tech.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:31.59,0:26:33.09,Default,,0,0,0,,I got to get to the bottom of this.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:33.59,0:26:36.38,Default,,0,0,0,,All right, you just\Ninterrupt training to go do that.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:37.31,0:26:38.31,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, Boots.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:39.27,0:26:41.27,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:41.27,0:26:42.65,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, so what's going on?
Dialogue: 0,0:26:42.64,0:26:43.81,Default,,0,0,0,,You ain't ever wear gloves?
Dialogue: 0,0:26:43.81,0:26:46.40,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, I didn't as a kid,\Nbut then the academy made me wear them.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:46.40,0:26:48.57,Default,,0,0,0,,Uh-huh. And what? Made things worse?
Dialogue: 0,0:26:48.57,0:26:49.70,Default,,0,0,0,,No, it worked.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:49.69,0:26:51.65,Default,,0,0,0,,It just felt like someone else\Nwas making the saves.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:51.65,0:26:54.07,Default,,0,0,0,,You know,\NI couldn't feel the ball anymore.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:54.07,0:26:56.16,Default,,0,0,0,,I get that. Yeah, but don't it sting?
Dialogue: 0,0:26:56.16,0:26:59.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Fuck yeah.\NBut the sting is everything, isn't it?
Dialogue: 0,0:26:59.70,0:27:01.54,Default,,0,0,0,,What's the point in life\Nif you're not feeling it all?
Dialogue: 0,0:27:02.54,0:27:04.08,Default,,0,0,0,,No, I'm no masochist, Coach,
Dialogue: 0,0:27:04.08,0:27:06.54,Default,,0,0,0,,but when I go to the dentist,\Nno novocaine.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:07.54,0:27:10.46,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't drink. I don't use oven mitts.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:10.46,0:27:13.13,Default,,0,0,0,,You know, if someone offers me\Nearplugs at a concert,
Dialogue: 0,0:27:13.13,0:27:15.51,Default,,0,0,0,,I pop them right in my mouth\Nand eat them like candy.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:15.51,0:27:17.30,Default,,0,0,0,,You could just put them in your pocket.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:18.81,0:27:19.81,Default,,0,0,0,,Let me ask you,
Dialogue: 0,0:27:20.64,0:27:22.93,Default,,0,0,0,,do you prefer with a condom or without?
Dialogue: 0,0:27:30.82,0:27:32.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, I'ma go back.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:32.44,0:27:33.44,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:38.58,0:27:41.42,Default,,0,0,0,,So, what's her story?
Dialogue: 0,0:27:41.41,0:27:43.29,Default,,0,0,0,,You were right. Goalies are nuts.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:45.50,0:27:46.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:09.31,0:28:11.44,Default,,0,0,0,,- Hi.\N- It's gonna keep doing that.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:12.11,0:28:14.36,Default,,0,0,0,,I thought I was going mad.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:14.36,0:28:16.03,Default,,0,0,0,,That's the point.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:16.03,0:28:18.62,Default,,0,0,0,,All of these benches\Nhave one side shorter than the other.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:18.62,0:28:20.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Why would you do that?
Dialogue: 0,0:28:20.28,0:28:21.61,Default,,0,0,0,,I booby-trapped it.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:21.62,0:28:24.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Loads of teams do it\Nto fuck with visiting teams' heads.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:24.54,0:28:27.13,Default,,0,0,0,,Higher hooks make\Nthe players feel shorter,
Dialogue: 0,0:28:27.12,0:28:29.12,Default,,0,0,0,,hotter temperatures make them sleepy.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:29.67,0:28:32.67,Default,,0,0,0,,It's a respectable,\Nlong-standing tradition in football.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:34.51,0:28:36.22,Default,,0,0,0,,But that shit's child's play.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:36.22,0:28:38.85,Default,,0,0,0,,I wanna make the visitors feel\Nlike they're fucking hallucinating.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:49.06,0:28:50.35,Default,,0,0,0,,It's a rat! Rat!
Dialogue: 0,0:28:51.36,0:28:52.82,Default,,0,0,0,,That's Jonathan.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:52.82,0:28:54.99,Default,,0,0,0,,He's trained to run back and forth\Nwhen the lights are on.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:56.82,0:28:58.11,Default,,0,0,0,,Did you train a rat?
Dialogue: 0,0:28:59.16,0:29:00.29,Default,,0,0,0,,I didn't.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:00.28,0:29:01.41,Default,,0,0,0,,He was the understudy rat
Dialogue: 0,0:29:01.41,0:29:05.12,Default,,0,0,0,,in that fucking endless {\i1}Harry Potter{\i0} play\NI had to sit through with Phoebe.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:14.63,0:29:16.59,Default,,0,0,0,,This is in the way.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:16.59,0:29:17.67,Default,,0,0,0,,It's a problem for me
Dialogue: 0,0:29:17.67,0:29:22.63,Default,,0,0,0,,because I would really like Ted to be able\Nto address all the players on a match day,
Dialogue: 0,0:29:22.64,0:29:24.52,Default,,0,0,0,,and this is very much in the way.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:25.18,0:29:26.35,Default,,0,0,0,,- Yeah.\N- Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:26.35,0:29:27.73,Default,,0,0,0,,That's why I put it there.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:38.20,0:29:39.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Catch.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:43.74,0:29:45.66,Default,,0,0,0,,You know, you didn't have to do this.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:45.66,0:29:47.25,Default,,0,0,0,,You could have sent\Nthe kit man or something.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:48.33,0:29:49.33,Default,,0,0,0,,No.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:50.37,0:29:52.16,Default,,0,0,0,,No one can know my secrets.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:56.26,0:29:58.47,Default,,0,0,0,,That was pathetic. Run it again.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:58.47,0:30:00.06,Default,,0,0,0,,And please try to look alive, Siobhan.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:00.63,0:30:02.92,Default,,0,0,0,,Nice fucking try, you soggy biscuit.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:02.93,0:30:04.35,Default,,0,0,0,,How did you know she was there?
Dialogue: 0,0:30:06.43,0:30:08.81,Default,,0,0,0,,Which one of the twins\Ndo you think was born first?
Dialogue: 0,0:30:08.81,0:30:09.89,Default,,0,0,0,,Who cares?
Dialogue: 0,0:30:09.89,0:30:11.43,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, in my experience, twins do.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:12.02,0:30:14.94,Default,,0,0,0,,I went to middle school with these two\Nfellas, Hank and Howie Rassmussen.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:14.94,0:30:17.69,Default,,0,0,0,,Identical as all hell except\Nfor their temperaments.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:17.69,0:30:19.36,Default,,0,0,0,,See, Howie had\Nthis big old chip on his shoulder
Dialogue: 0,0:30:19.36,0:30:21.40,Default,,0,0,0,,'cause Hank was born\Nlike 20 minutes before him.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:21.41,0:30:24.50,Default,,0,0,0,,So growing up, anything that Hank did,\NHowie had to do it better.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:24.49,0:30:25.82,Default,,0,0,0,,Whatever this is, I don't like it.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:25.83,0:30:29.00,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm talking school, ping-pong,\Nskipping stones, whatever it was,
Dialogue: 0,0:30:29.00,0:30:30.92,Default,,0,0,0,,Howie was always a step ahead.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:30.91,0:30:34.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Kept on through their entire lives,\Nall the way through Hank becoming a doctor
Dialogue: 0,0:30:34.54,0:30:38.13,Default,,0,0,0,,to Howie going to prison for burning\Ndown his twin brother's abortion clinic.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:38.13,0:30:40.01,Default,,0,0,0,,- What is your point?\N- I think Siobhan's older.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:40.01,0:30:42.76,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, their stories are irrelevant\Nto their play on the pitch.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:42.76,0:30:43.84,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, maybe.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:43.84,0:30:45.84,Default,,0,0,0,,I just like figuring out\Nwhat makes folks tick.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:45.85,0:30:47.35,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, what about you? You got any siblings?
Dialogue: 0,0:30:47.35,0:30:49.60,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, my God, enough. Listen,\NI am only here for three more days.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:49.60,0:30:51.98,Default,,0,0,0,,I do not need to do--
Dialogue: 0,0:30:54.90,0:30:57.32,Default,,0,0,0,,Fucking hell!
Dialogue: 0,0:30:57.32,0:30:59.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
Dialogue: 0,0:30:59.19,0:31:00.48,Default,,0,0,0,,- Fucking hell!\N- Right. Lie back.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:00.49,0:31:03.20,Default,,0,0,0,,- Okay, Josie? Hey. Josie.\N- My knee! It's not all right.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:03.20,0:31:05.24,Default,,0,0,0,,- It's all right. You'll be all right.\N- It's fucked!
Dialogue: 0,0:31:05.24,0:31:07.53,Default,,0,0,0,,- I got you. Josie, I got you. Hold tight.\N- My knee is fucked!
Dialogue: 0,0:31:07.53,0:31:09.03,Default,,0,0,0,,- It's gonna be fine.\N- It's over. It's over.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:09.04,0:31:10.71,Default,,0,0,0,,Just breathe.\NCan we get the basket over here?
Dialogue: 0,0:31:10.70,0:31:12.74,Default,,0,0,0,,You'll be all right. Look at me.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:12.75,0:31:14.50,Default,,0,0,0,,- You are gonna play. I promise you.\N- No, I can't.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:14.50,0:31:16.46,Default,,0,0,0,,- It's fucking gone.\N- Try not to move. All right?
Dialogue: 0,0:31:16.46,0:31:17.84,Default,,0,0,0,,Basket's nearly here, all right?
Dialogue: 0,0:31:17.84,0:31:20.38,Default,,0,0,0,,- We're gonna get you into it.\N- I'm gonna go with her to the hospital,
Dialogue: 0,0:31:20.38,0:31:22.42,Default,,0,0,0,,- if that's okay?\N- Yeah, no, of course, yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:22.42,0:31:24.13,Default,,0,0,0,,It's all right, mate.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:24.13,0:31:25.88,Default,,0,0,0,,- You're gonna be fine. I'm here.\N- Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:25.89,0:31:28.35,Default,,0,0,0,,We're in this together, yeah?\NI'm here with you.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:29.22,0:31:31.22,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, I took the gum\Nout of the showerheads
Dialogue: 0,0:31:31.23,0:31:33.94,Default,,0,0,0,,and I fixed the fuses\Nso the lights won't flicker anymore.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:33.94,0:31:35.57,Default,,0,0,0,,Just gotta get rid of this.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:35.56,0:31:37.65,Default,,0,0,0,,- That's it then?\N- No, not quite.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:45.82,0:31:46.90,Default,,0,0,0,,Thank you, Roy.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:46.91,0:31:48.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:51.16,0:31:52.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:54.12,0:31:56.08,Default,,0,0,0,,- Can I ask you something?\N- Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:59.59,0:32:04.60,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm afraid that I'm losing someone.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:06.43,0:32:12.19,Default,,0,0,0,,I thought we had something,\Nbut their heart is with another.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:13.64,0:32:14.77,Default,,0,0,0,,- Beard?\N- Yep.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:17.69,0:32:18.86,Default,,0,0,0,,What would you do?
Dialogue: 0,0:32:20.61,0:32:24.20,Default,,0,0,0,,I think keeping two people apart\Nwho belong together is bad.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:24.19,0:32:26.11,Default,,0,0,0,,Not just for them, but for everybody.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:36.71,0:32:39.59,Default,,0,0,0,,You know this is the first time\Nwe've been alone together in three years.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:45.26,0:32:46.93,Default,,0,0,0,,We are not alone.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:55.02,0:32:56.23,Default,,0,0,0,,Thanks again, Roy.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:01.27,0:33:04.73,Default,,0,0,0,,I read an amazing Eleanor Roosevelt quote\Nthis morning, Higgins.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:04.74,0:33:09.49,Default,,0,0,0,,"No one can make you feel inferior\Nwithout your consent."
Dialogue: 0,0:33:09.49,0:33:11.70,Default,,0,0,0,,That's beautiful, Rebecca.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:11.70,0:33:13.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, I didn't come up with it.\NI just read it.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:21.75,0:33:23.00,Default,,0,0,0,,You all right?
Dialogue: 0,0:33:23.00,0:33:24.17,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah. Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:31.64,0:33:33.18,Default,,0,0,0,,What was that quote, Rebecca?
Dialogue: 0,0:33:33.18,0:33:34.26,Default,,0,0,0,,Shut up, Leslie.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:35.14,0:33:37.18,Default,,0,0,0,,Make sure that woman\Nfinds her replacement.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:37.18,0:33:38.47,Default,,0,0,0,,And finish that report.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:47.69,0:33:48.77,Default,,0,0,0,,Why are you still here?
Dialogue: 0,0:33:48.78,0:33:51.32,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, I just wanted an update\Non how Josie's doing.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:52.95,0:33:54.16,Default,,0,0,0,,She tore her ACL.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:55.79,0:33:57.63,Default,,0,0,0,,- Poor kid.\N- I've seen my fair share.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:58.33,0:34:00.12,Default,,0,0,0,,It's devastating, every time.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:01.50,0:34:03.09,Default,,0,0,0,,She'll be out for the season.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:07.71,0:34:10.55,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, hey, I appreciate\Nyou looking after her like that.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:14.01,0:34:15.01,Default,,0,0,0,,All right, now.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:18.14,0:34:19.93,Default,,0,0,0,,She was our starting striker, you know.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:23.31,0:34:25.10,Default,,0,0,0,,You said "our."
Dialogue: 0,0:34:26.73,0:34:27.90,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm just messing with you.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:29.15,0:34:30.57,Default,,0,0,0,,Your last day is Friday, I know.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:31.41,0:34:32.83,Default,,0,0,0,,See you in the morning, Coach.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:47.46,0:34:49.54,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}Good morning, and happy Friday.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:34:49.55,0:34:51.38,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}We made it through another week.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:34:51.38,0:34:54.93,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}On today's show, do you\Never wish your weekend could last forever?{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:34:54.93,0:34:58.39,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}Well, one man tried that using AI,\Nand now he's dead.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:35:00.10,0:35:01.77,Default,,0,0,0,,There's nothing I can eat here.
Dialogue: 0,0:35:01.77,0:35:03.15,Default,,0,0,0,,Mother, what are you talking about?
Dialogue: 0,0:35:03.15,0:35:04.90,Default,,0,0,0,,We've eaten here a million times.
Dialogue: 0,0:35:04.90,0:35:06.86,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes, but I'm thinking of becoming a vegan.
Dialogue: 0,0:35:07.73,0:35:08.90,Default,,0,0,0,,Or Jewish.
Dialogue: 0,0:35:09.57,0:35:12.16,Default,,0,0,0,,And all I know\Nis that I want to eat less cheese.
Dialogue: 0,0:35:13.61,0:35:14.82,Default,,0,0,0,,Mother, am I a feminist?
Dialogue: 0,0:35:16.28,0:35:17.36,Default,,0,0,0,,I hope not.
Dialogue: 0,0:35:17.37,0:35:19.21,Default,,0,0,0,,I raised you better than that.
Dialogue: 0,0:35:19.20,0:35:20.28,Default,,0,0,0,,Why?
Dialogue: 0,0:35:20.29,0:35:23.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Some woman at work accused me\Nof not being supportive of women.
Dialogue: 0,0:35:23.33,0:35:25.92,Default,,0,0,0,,That just reeks of jealousy.
Dialogue: 0,0:35:25.92,0:35:27.67,Default,,0,0,0,,It's very unattractive.
Dialogue: 0,0:35:27.67,0:35:28.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Hello.
Dialogue: 0,0:35:28.75,0:35:32.30,Default,,0,0,0,,I'd like something that tastes of cheese,\Nbut isn't cheese.
Dialogue: 0,0:35:33.22,0:35:35.68,Default,,0,0,0,,Mother, why don't you\Njust eat less cheese?
Dialogue: 0,0:35:35.68,0:35:38.60,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't want to do some fad diet.
Dialogue: 0,0:35:38.60,0:35:40.69,Default,,0,0,0,,I want to do this for a higher purpose.
Dialogue: 0,0:35:42.02,0:35:43.65,Default,,0,0,0,,We're gonna need another minute.
Dialogue: 0,0:35:44.44,0:35:47.44,Default,,0,0,0,,You know what, why don't you\Njust fire this jealous hag?
Dialogue: 0,0:35:47.44,0:35:49.02,Default,,0,0,0,,No, I'm not gonna do that.
Dialogue: 0,0:35:49.02,0:35:51.23,Default,,0,0,0,,Besides, she already quit.\NToday's her last day.
Dialogue: 0,0:35:51.24,0:35:54.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, if I have any advice to give you,\Nit's that women are monsters.
Dialogue: 0,0:35:55.28,0:35:58.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Men showed us the way,\Nand we perfected the model.
Dialogue: 0,0:35:59.33,0:36:01.83,Default,,0,0,0,,You know that's not far off\Na bell hooks quote.
Dialogue: 0,0:36:01.83,0:36:03.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Careful, Mother, you might be a feminist.
Dialogue: 0,0:36:03.54,0:36:05.21,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't say that.
Dialogue: 0,0:36:05.71,0:36:07.67,Default,,0,0,0,,You'll ruin my appetite.
Dialogue: 0,0:36:18.47,0:36:20.10,Default,,0,0,0,,I think we should call it.
Dialogue: 0,0:36:22.98,0:36:24.77,Default,,0,0,0,,All right, ladies, great first week.
Dialogue: 0,0:36:24.77,0:36:26.15,Default,,0,0,0,,I'll see you all on Monday.
Dialogue: 0,0:36:30.82,0:36:31.90,Default,,0,0,0,,Actually, hold on.
Dialogue: 0,0:36:31.90,0:36:33.36,Default,,0,0,0,,Let's go this way.
Dialogue: 0,0:36:35.61,0:36:36.61,Default,,0,0,0,,Come on.
Dialogue: 0,0:36:45.91,0:36:47.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Right this way.
Dialogue: 0,0:36:47.62,0:36:50.21,Default,,0,0,0,,Lady Greyhounds, your new digs.
Dialogue: 0,0:36:53.80,0:36:56.18,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes!
Dialogue: 0,0:36:56.18,0:36:58.35,Default,,0,0,0,,These lockers are fucking class!
Dialogue: 0,0:37:04.64,0:37:06.73,Default,,0,0,0,,Yours already smells like arse.
Dialogue: 0,0:37:06.73,0:37:10.48,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, luckily you won't be able\Nto smell it after I take a shit in yours.
Dialogue: 0,0:37:10.48,0:37:12.32,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, my God. Unlimited tampons.
Dialogue: 0,0:37:13.82,0:37:16.07,Default,,0,0,0,,- Banging.\N- Fuck, yeah! Free tampons.
Dialogue: 0,0:37:32.29,0:37:33.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Am I allowed to drill holes in that?
Dialogue: 0,0:37:33.75,0:37:35.46,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, yeah, do whatever you want.
Dialogue: 0,0:37:36.47,0:37:39.81,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, no more having to move your stuff\Nin and out either. All right?
Dialogue: 0,0:37:39.80,0:37:42.22,Default,,0,0,0,,And this is all courtesy\Nof one Miss Keeley Jones.
Dialogue: 0,0:37:42.22,0:37:45.01,Default,,0,0,0,,So next time you see her in the hallway,\Nmake sure you give her a high five, yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:37:51.48,0:37:53.07,Default,,0,0,0,,Wanna see the new coach's office?
Dialogue: 0,0:38:00.86,0:38:02.70,Default,,0,0,0,,There's eight fucking showers in here.
Dialogue: 0,0:38:15.92,0:38:17.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey.
Dialogue: 0,0:38:17.01,0:38:18.55,Default,,0,0,0,,You're being released.
Dialogue: 0,0:38:18.55,0:38:20.01,Default,,0,0,0,,Why?
Dialogue: 0,0:38:20.01,0:38:23.10,Default,,0,0,0,,You've violated the AFC Richmond bylaws.
Dialogue: 0,0:38:23.10,0:38:24.18,Default,,0,0,0,,What section?
Dialogue: 0,0:38:24.97,0:38:30.10,Default,,0,0,0,,Comportment and manners,\Nsection 6, subsection B, which reads--
Dialogue: 0,0:38:30.10,0:38:32.02,Default,,0,0,0,,"In the confines\Nof match regulated gameplay,
Dialogue: 0,0:38:32.02,0:38:35.61,Default,,0,0,0,,all coaching staff must respect\Nthe judgment of referees and officials
Dialogue: 0,0:38:35.61,0:38:38.78,Default,,0,0,0,,and refrain from derogatory comments\Nand insinuations"?
Dialogue: 0,0:38:40.03,0:38:44.87,Default,,0,0,0,,You once said under your breath to\Nan official at Villa Park, "Wrong call."
Dialogue: 0,0:38:44.87,0:38:47.83,Default,,0,0,0,,After you called him\Na stupid bloody fucking wanking knob.
Dialogue: 0,0:38:47.83,0:38:48.91,Default,,0,0,0,,So you remember.
Dialogue: 0,0:38:48.91,0:38:51.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Whose head you were going\Nto rip off his body...
Dialogue: 0,0:38:51.12,0:38:56.33,Default,,0,0,0,,- What you did was a serious offense...\N- ...and then use his skull as a toilet.
Dialogue: 0,0:38:56.34,0:38:58.38,Default,,0,0,0,,...against the Richmond men's team.
Dialogue: 0,0:38:59.97,0:39:02.68,Default,,0,0,0,,Other Richmond teams\Nmay have different policies.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:03.72,0:39:05.05,Default,,0,0,0,,You're right.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:05.05,0:39:06.34,Default,,0,0,0,,I was out of line.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:11.89,0:39:13.89,Default,,0,0,0,,Hi, ladies, thanks for coming.\NI'll be right with you.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:17.65,0:39:20.07,Default,,0,0,0,,Here are the candidates' résumés.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:20.07,0:39:21.82,Default,,0,0,0,,Great. Thank you for doing that.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:21.82,0:39:24.20,Default,,0,0,0,,And actually, you know what,\NI got a little something for you.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:25.28,0:39:26.36,Default,,0,0,0,,It's a going-away gift.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:26.37,0:39:28.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Hopefully you can use it\Nwherever you land.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:30.20,0:39:31.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Thank you.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:31.33,0:39:32.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, no problem.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:47.51,0:39:49.22,Default,,0,0,0,,What's wrong?
Dialogue: 0,0:39:51.18,0:39:52.26,Default,,0,0,0,,Nothing.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:52.27,0:39:54.31,Default,,0,0,0,,No, I just had\Nto send all them ladies home.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:54.31,0:39:56.52,Default,,0,0,0,,I already found my assistant coach.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:56.52,0:39:57.60,Default,,0,0,0,,Who?
Dialogue: 0,0:39:57.61,0:40:00.28,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, she's from Lewisham,\Nyou know, working-class family.
Dialogue: 0,0:40:00.28,0:40:02.78,Default,,0,0,0,,Was a skinny little whiz kid\Nof a midfielder
Dialogue: 0,0:40:02.78,0:40:04.45,Default,,0,0,0,,over there at the Arsenal Academy.
Dialogue: 0,0:40:04.45,0:40:08.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Known for her work ethic and being\Na real B-I-T-C-H to the older players.
Dialogue: 0,0:40:08.12,0:40:11.17,Default,,0,0,0,,We're talking captain material,\Nyou know, a superstar in the making.
Dialogue: 0,0:40:12.37,0:40:15.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Until at 22, she tears\Nthe ACL in her left knee.
Dialogue: 0,0:40:16.63,0:40:18.09,Default,,0,0,0,,Spent the whole year doing rehab.
Dialogue: 0,0:40:18.75,0:40:20.63,Default,,0,0,0,,First game back, tears the other one.
Dialogue: 0,0:40:21.38,0:40:24.38,Default,,0,0,0,,Two years after that,\Ntears the left one again.
Dialogue: 0,0:40:25.01,0:40:27.60,Default,,0,0,0,,Bringing her playing career\Nto an end right then and there.
Dialogue: 0,0:40:29.43,0:40:31.43,Default,,0,0,0,,But ain't no way\Nthat's the end of her story.
Dialogue: 0,0:40:32.43,0:40:34.47,Default,,0,0,0,,'Cause anybody strong enough\Nto go through all that
Dialogue: 0,0:40:34.48,0:40:37.57,Default,,0,0,0,,and, well, hell, smart enough\Nto put together all this...
Dialogue: 0,0:40:38.73,0:40:42.73,Default,,0,0,0,,and not only loves the sport of football\Nbut also, as I've seen with my own eyes,
Dialogue: 0,0:40:42.73,0:40:45.07,Default,,0,0,0,,can care deeply\Nfor the women that play it...
Dialogue: 0,0:40:45.07,0:40:46.07,Default,,0,0,0,,Shoot.
Dialogue: 0,0:40:46.74,0:40:47.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Now there's a coach.
Dialogue: 0,0:40:49.03,0:40:51.03,Default,,0,0,0,,And I got a hunch\Nthat story's just getting started.
Dialogue: 0,0:40:54.16,0:40:55.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, look.
Dialogue: 0,0:40:55.87,0:40:57.87,Default,,0,0,0,,I know your heart was set on the top job.
Dialogue: 0,0:40:59.21,0:41:01.88,Default,,0,0,0,,And I sincerely hope you get everything\Nyou want and deserve.
Dialogue: 0,0:41:02.92,0:41:03.92,Default,,0,0,0,,But until then,
Dialogue: 0,0:41:04.88,0:41:07.01,Default,,0,0,0,,will you please stick around\Nand help me out?
Dialogue: 0,0:41:10.18,0:41:11.26,Default,,0,0,0,,- Coach, I...\N- Now hold on.
Dialogue: 0,0:41:11.26,0:41:14.51,Default,,0,0,0,,Before you answer, I just want\Nto give you some time alone.
Dialogue: 0,0:41:15.64,0:41:16.85,Default,,0,0,0,,Let you think about it.
Dialogue: 0,0:41:17.56,0:41:18.64,Default,,0,0,0,,All right?
Dialogue: 0,0:41:19.44,0:41:21.52,Default,,0,0,0,,So, I'm gonna go stand\Nover here in the corner.
Dialogue: 0,0:41:21.52,0:41:24.19,Default,,0,0,0,,And I'll give you\Nfive whole seconds, yeah?
Dialogue: 0,0:41:25.19,0:41:26.52,Default,,0,0,0,,You just go ahead and take your time.
Dialogue: 0,0:41:26.53,0:41:31.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Five, four, three, two, one.
Dialogue: 0,0:41:31.37,0:41:33.96,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, those last few were a little quick.\NI know, I got excited.
Dialogue: 0,0:41:35.37,0:41:36.50,Default,,0,0,0,,So what you think?
Dialogue: 0,0:41:37.16,0:41:38.24,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:41:38.25,0:41:39.84,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes. I'll stay.
Dialogue: 0,0:41:41.04,0:41:42.29,Default,,0,0,0,,It better not be shit.
Dialogue: 0,0:41:43.05,0:41:46.39,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, if it is, welcome to\Nsecond division women's football, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:41:48.51,0:41:50.55,Default,,0,0,0,,Now, can I get your gift back please?
Dialogue: 0,0:41:51.26,0:41:52.59,Default,,0,0,0,,- You want it back?\N- Yeah, man.
Dialogue: 0,0:41:52.60,0:41:54.31,Default,,0,0,0,,That was a going away gift.\NYou ain't going nowhere.
Dialogue: 0,0:41:54.31,0:41:56.10,Default,,0,0,0,,Come on now. Cough it up. Let's go.
Dialogue: 0,0:41:56.10,0:41:57.18,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:41:57.18,0:41:58.64,Default,,0,0,0,,Thank you.
Dialogue: 0,0:41:58.64,0:41:59.85,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm back, baby!
Dialogue: 0,0:42:21.96,0:42:24.59,Default,,0,0,0,,I finally finished it.
Dialogue: 0,0:42:25.30,0:42:26.51,Default,,0,0,0,,And?
Dialogue: 0,0:42:26.51,0:42:28.43,Default,,0,0,0,,And my eyeballs are still sweating.
Dialogue: 0,0:42:28.42,0:42:30.67,Default,,0,0,0,,No, I meant, and what does it say?
Dialogue: 0,0:42:30.68,0:42:31.89,Default,,0,0,0,,Right.
Dialogue: 0,0:42:31.89,0:42:33.02,Default,,0,0,0,,Well...
Dialogue: 0,0:42:35.22,0:42:38.18,Default,,0,0,0,,It indicates a low chance\Nof long-term viability
Dialogue: 0,0:42:38.18,0:42:39.56,Default,,0,0,0,,for our women's team.
Dialogue: 0,0:42:40.89,0:42:43.73,Default,,0,0,0,,Adding that if the investment\Nis unsuccessful,
Dialogue: 0,0:42:44.40,0:42:47.57,Default,,0,0,0,,it could potentially deal a significant\Nblow to our men's program as well.
Dialogue: 0,0:42:53.28,0:42:54.82,Default,,0,0,0,,What would you do if you were me?
Dialogue: 0,0:42:57.83,0:43:00.71,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, you know, my mum used to say
Dialogue: 0,0:43:01.37,0:43:06.42,Default,,0,0,0,,that strong women stand up for themselves\Nand stronger women stand up for others.
Dialogue: 0,0:43:10.88,0:43:12.17,Default,,0,0,0,,Thank you, Leslie.
Dialogue: 0,0:43:13.89,0:43:14.93,Default,,0,0,0,,Now, if you don't mind,
Dialogue: 0,0:43:15.76,0:43:17.22,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm gonna set this on fire,
Dialogue: 0,0:43:17.22,0:43:19.14,Default,,0,0,0,,dump its ashes into the Thames,
Dialogue: 0,0:43:19.14,0:43:23.31,Default,,0,0,0,,and let us never speak\Nof its existence ever again.
Dialogue: 0,0:43:36.91,0:43:39.45,Default,,0,0,0,,- Hello.\N- Coach Lasso just left.
Dialogue: 0,0:43:39.45,0:43:41.24,Default,,0,0,0,,No, it's you I wanted to see.
Dialogue: 0,0:43:41.91,0:43:45.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Here's the letter\Nof recommendation you asked for.
Dialogue: 0,0:43:45.21,0:43:46.46,Default,,0,0,0,,You really didn't have to do this--
Dialogue: 0,0:43:46.46,0:43:48.80,Default,,0,0,0,,There was actually something else\NI needed to talk to you about.
Dialogue: 0,0:43:50.55,0:43:54.39,Default,,0,0,0,,When you questioned why\NI hadn't considered a female head coach,
Dialogue: 0,0:43:55.01,0:43:56.51,Default,,0,0,0,,I have to admit I was shocked.
Dialogue: 0,0:43:57.14,0:43:58.48,Default,,0,0,0,,Defensive, in fact.
Dialogue: 0,0:43:58.97,0:44:01.01,Default,,0,0,0,,I thought, "Who the fuck does\Nthis young woman think she's talking to?"
Dialogue: 0,0:44:01.02,0:44:03.02,Default,,0,0,0,,- Miss Welton--\N- No, no, I'm not done.
Dialogue: 0,0:44:03.89,0:44:07.48,Default,,0,0,0,,I also thought, "Does she have a clue\Nwhat I've gone through
Dialogue: 0,0:44:07.48,0:44:11.69,Default,,0,0,0,,to even create a space where she thinks\Nshe can critique me like that?"
Dialogue: 0,0:44:11.69,0:44:14.94,Default,,0,0,0,,- Miss Welton--\N- Then I thought, "Have I lost touch?
Dialogue: 0,0:44:14.95,0:44:17.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Have I forgotten\Nhow to keep pushing forward?"
Dialogue: 0,0:44:17.95,0:44:19.74,Default,,0,0,0,,Perhaps being pro-women
Dialogue: 0,0:44:19.74,0:44:22.87,Default,,0,0,0,,is something broader than it was\Nwhen I was your age.
Dialogue: 0,0:44:22.87,0:44:25.33,Default,,0,0,0,,And so I thank you for calling me out.
Dialogue: 0,0:44:25.33,0:44:27.79,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm just sorry you won't be here\Nto see the results.
Dialogue: 0,0:44:27.79,0:44:30.71,Default,,0,0,0,,- Miss Welton--\N- Let me finish, Alice.
Dialogue: 0,0:44:31.59,0:44:36.89,Default,,0,0,0,,So, while I do appreciate\Nthe self-discovery
Dialogue: 0,0:44:36.89,0:44:39.85,Default,,0,0,0,,that your inquiry has led me towards,
Dialogue: 0,0:44:39.85,0:44:44.02,Default,,0,0,0,,might I strongly suggest that the\Nnext time you have something so helpful
Dialogue: 0,0:44:44.02,0:44:45.90,Default,,0,0,0,,to say to someone,
Dialogue: 0,0:44:45.89,0:44:50.81,Default,,0,0,0,,perhaps you could show a teeny-tiny bit\Nmore empathy and a little less judgment.
Dialogue: 0,0:44:52.15,0:44:53.28,Default,,0,0,0,,Am I clear?
Dialogue: 0,0:44:55.53,0:44:56.53,Default,,0,0,0,,Good.
Dialogue: 0,0:44:57.49,0:44:59.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Now what was it you wanted to tell me?
Dialogue: 0,0:45:00.08,0:45:03.21,Default,,0,0,0,,Ted offered me the job of assistant coach,\Nand I've accepted.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:03.83,0:45:05.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Wow, yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:05.54,0:45:08.21,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes! That's great.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:08.21,0:45:09.63,Default,,0,0,0,,That's excellent.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:11.96,0:45:14.17,Default,,0,0,0,,Now we're... cookin'.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:15.38,0:45:16.63,Default,,0,0,0,,Go, Greyhound...
Dialogue: 0,0:45:16.63,0:45:19.72,Default,,0,0,0,,Lady Greyhounds. Go, Lady Greyhounds.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:24.56,0:45:27.44,Default,,0,0,0,,I bet it was far more enticing\Ngetting that job offer from a man.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:31.32,0:45:32.65,Default,,0,0,0,,That was a joke.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:33.48,0:45:34.48,Default,,0,0,0,,I know.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:35.32,0:45:36.32,Default,,0,0,0,,It was very funny.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:39.78,0:45:40.78,Default,,0,0,0,,Right.
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