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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:57,625 --> 00:01:01,833 HE HAS NO SHOES, NO ELEGANT SOCKS, EVERYTHING'S FINE SO FAR. 2 00:01:06,208 --> 00:01:08,666 Sorry, a little emergency. 3 00:01:12,166 --> 00:01:13,125 Let me guess. 4 00:01:14,291 --> 00:01:17,750 You have to leave. The lady upstairs flooded your flat. 5 00:01:17,833 --> 00:01:19,666 No, I live on the top floor. 6 00:01:21,166 --> 00:01:25,250 Then your cat is in heat and you have to leave. 7 00:01:25,333 --> 00:01:27,583 No, I left the air conditioning on. 8 00:01:30,916 --> 00:01:34,458 It's something more serious, isn't it? What could you say? 9 00:01:35,500 --> 00:01:40,375 That I'm looking after an elderly lady and I have to get home to give her pills. 10 00:01:40,458 --> 00:01:42,666 Well, then I'll come with you. 11 00:01:43,958 --> 00:01:47,291 Because I like old ladies. 12 00:01:48,333 --> 00:01:52,625 - In general, I really like older people. - Where? 13 00:01:54,791 --> 00:02:00,083 And the city is a dangerous place. You shouldn't go alone. 14 00:02:00,166 --> 00:02:04,750 Dating is dangerous too. You could always find a serial killer. 15 00:02:04,833 --> 00:02:07,041 Or a serial crazy woman. 16 00:02:10,083 --> 00:02:11,791 Seriously, have you watched... 17 00:02:12,708 --> 00:02:13,958 FINISHED HIGH SCHOOL. 18 00:02:14,041 --> 00:02:16,625 ...that series with a serial killer 19 00:02:16,708 --> 00:02:20,625 that sends more coded messages to an editorial office 20 00:02:20,708 --> 00:02:24,041 and they have to guess his code so they can... 21 00:02:24,125 --> 00:02:28,666 Forgive me! The girls are driving me crazy. 22 00:02:28,750 --> 00:02:29,791 IS HE TALL? 23 00:02:29,875 --> 00:02:32,208 Okay? I'll be right back. 24 00:02:35,458 --> 00:02:36,916 WHAT IS YOUR STATUS? 25 00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:39,041 Bitcoin is the best investment. 26 00:02:39,125 --> 00:02:42,750 I've been buying since 2013, when the value was 80 bucks. 27 00:02:43,416 --> 00:02:46,708 With several friends, we are working on the best project. 28 00:02:46,791 --> 00:02:51,166 The world's first Bitcoin city. You get access if you have Bitcoin. 29 00:02:51,250 --> 00:02:53,208 The coolest thing ever. 30 00:02:53,291 --> 00:02:56,666 - What will it be like? Still imaginary? - Exactly. 31 00:02:58,083 --> 00:03:00,916 THINGS ARE GOING WELL WITH BOGDAN FOR ME TOO... 32 00:03:01,000 --> 00:03:02,083 HE'S LATE. 33 00:03:02,875 --> 00:03:06,250 HANG IN THERE, DON'T MAKE UP, HE'S MESSING WITH YOU... 34 00:03:06,333 --> 00:03:07,458 Thank you. 35 00:03:07,541 --> 00:03:09,916 Don't get fooled, manipulated. 36 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:12,958 - You're a Pisces, very close to Aries... - Firefly! 37 00:03:13,041 --> 00:03:16,666 OK, we'll make up if you insist, but this is your last chance. 38 00:03:16,750 --> 00:03:20,916 Are you okay? You seem a little stressed, are you okay? 39 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:24,458 Yes. This break, or whatever you call it is killing me. 40 00:03:24,541 --> 00:03:27,791 - I can't take it anymore. - Yes, I know. Me too. 41 00:03:29,250 --> 00:03:31,833 - God, how I missed you! - Shut up! 42 00:03:32,500 --> 00:03:37,375 Firefly... Here's the thing. I've been thinking and... 43 00:03:37,458 --> 00:03:41,666 I want us to be together again. Just like it was in the beginning. 44 00:03:41,750 --> 00:03:46,125 How sexy you are! When we take a break, you get sexier and sexier. 45 00:03:46,208 --> 00:03:48,250 - Is that why you came? - Of course! 46 00:03:49,166 --> 00:03:52,875 And to fix this blouse. You have, you know what, showing. 47 00:03:52,958 --> 00:03:57,666 Take a look! Next time, we'll meet in a strip club, not a pizzeria. 48 00:04:01,625 --> 00:04:06,041 I no longer agree with your oppressive and offensive attitude. 49 00:04:07,458 --> 00:04:13,416 You're right. I know I can be a little jealous sometimes. 50 00:04:13,500 --> 00:04:17,666 But that's only because I have these deep feelings for you. 51 00:04:17,750 --> 00:04:20,291 And I'll work on that. I promise. 52 00:04:20,375 --> 00:04:25,000 That's exactly why I need a little time alone, 53 00:04:25,083 --> 00:04:29,166 without you nagging me all day, so I can focus on this change. 54 00:04:29,250 --> 00:04:34,208 - And to see other women? - It's all for you, Fly. It's all for you. 55 00:04:34,291 --> 00:04:37,875 Do you think I like seeing dozens, hundreds of women? 56 00:04:37,958 --> 00:04:39,958 I do it for us, I swear! 57 00:04:40,041 --> 00:04:41,958 Nothing has opened my eyes more 58 00:04:42,041 --> 00:04:45,083 than seeing how hard it is to be with other women. 59 00:04:45,166 --> 00:04:48,458 - Bogdan, it's embarrassing, seriously! - Why? What? 60 00:04:48,541 --> 00:04:50,750 What you're doing is embarrassing! 61 00:04:50,833 --> 00:04:54,583 You keep looking at this guy who tenses for three hours straight! 62 00:04:54,666 --> 00:04:56,791 Look, just like you're looking now. 63 00:04:56,875 --> 00:04:58,208 - I looked because... - Man... 64 00:04:58,291 --> 00:05:02,416 Yeah, you go to gym. What do you want now, a medal or what? 65 00:05:02,500 --> 00:05:06,458 - Next time find T-shirts for adults! - You'll get beaten up again! 66 00:05:06,541 --> 00:05:10,291 Stop tensing or you might burst a blood vessel in your head! 67 00:05:10,375 --> 00:05:13,333 Wait a minute, do you think you impress me? 68 00:05:13,416 --> 00:05:14,750 Who are you talking to? 69 00:05:14,833 --> 00:05:17,166 - I'M DONE, SEE YOU LATER? - I'M LEAVING! 70 00:05:20,833 --> 00:05:24,750 - I don't know why it didn't work. - It was just a filet mignon. 71 00:05:24,833 --> 00:05:27,625 - I can set you up a virtual wallet. - It's fine. 72 00:05:27,708 --> 00:05:31,375 - You owe me a walk in your town. - We'll do that. 73 00:05:39,375 --> 00:05:40,333 ANOTHER FAIL. 74 00:05:40,416 --> 00:05:42,375 LIA, YOU'RE BEING GOOD, RIGHT? 75 00:05:56,166 --> 00:05:57,166 ARE YOU DONE? 76 00:06:00,041 --> 00:06:01,333 NOT EVEN CLOSE... 77 00:06:01,416 --> 00:06:02,250 It was... 78 00:06:05,291 --> 00:06:07,625 I'M A BIT TIRED, SEE YOU TOMORROW. 79 00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:26,166 Fuck! 80 00:06:27,916 --> 00:06:28,750 What? 81 00:06:35,875 --> 00:06:40,833 I realized that tomorrow morning I have to get up very early 82 00:06:40,916 --> 00:06:43,666 and I don't want to bother you. 83 00:06:44,291 --> 00:06:48,000 Ah, yes. Me neither. 84 00:07:00,625 --> 00:07:03,916 - Shall I drop you off somewhere? - I'll be fine... 85 00:07:08,666 --> 00:07:11,416 I have to go to a pajama party with the girls. 86 00:07:12,791 --> 00:07:14,916 Nice! Sexy! 87 00:07:19,083 --> 00:07:19,916 Indeed! 88 00:07:24,583 --> 00:07:28,333 Do you know what I wanted to ask you? You can tell I've... 89 00:07:29,875 --> 00:07:31,791 - What? - That I... 90 00:07:33,500 --> 00:07:35,500 - I don't understand. - That I... 91 00:07:36,333 --> 00:07:38,666 Oh! No! 92 00:07:39,208 --> 00:07:40,875 How can it be seen? Where? 93 00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:45,708 - Okay. - Okay. 94 00:07:47,083 --> 00:07:48,333 Well, then... 95 00:07:51,583 --> 00:07:54,041 - Bye. - Okay. Have a good day. 96 00:07:54,125 --> 00:07:54,958 Thanks! 97 00:08:05,291 --> 00:08:06,250 Goodbye! 98 00:08:07,083 --> 00:08:08,833 I'M COMING TOO! 99 00:08:16,166 --> 00:08:19,333 Put on your fluffy socks! A shot or two of collagen? 100 00:08:19,416 --> 00:08:22,291 - One. We have a problem. - What happened? 101 00:08:22,375 --> 00:08:24,708 We have the reunion and that fake... 102 00:08:24,791 --> 00:08:27,291 - That Ozempic addict... - That gossip... 103 00:08:27,375 --> 00:08:31,416 - The gold digger. - ...Alina is in charge of planning. 104 00:08:32,750 --> 00:08:35,583 - Okay, yes. But even worse. - She doesn't recycle? 105 00:08:35,666 --> 00:08:37,416 Not that bad. She got engaged. 106 00:08:44,458 --> 00:08:45,708 With a theme? 107 00:08:45,791 --> 00:08:50,583 The group was formed ten minutes ago. 15 bad jokes and 8 semi-racist memes. 108 00:08:50,666 --> 00:08:52,666 I didn't make up with Bogdan. 109 00:08:53,208 --> 00:08:58,083 He needs more time, but I wouldn't want to give her satisfaction. You? 110 00:08:59,125 --> 00:09:01,041 The most traumatic period. 111 00:09:01,125 --> 00:09:02,750 Oh my God, I still remember 112 00:09:02,833 --> 00:09:05,208 how she used to steal my sandwiches... 113 00:09:05,291 --> 00:09:08,458 - What? - Oh, you mean my date. 114 00:09:09,375 --> 00:09:11,791 Pathetic. Wasn't crying after his ex. 115 00:09:11,875 --> 00:09:17,125 - How she'll be happy that I'm single! - Come on, you'll find someone else. 116 00:09:17,208 --> 00:09:19,000 Many wonderful men out there! 117 00:09:19,583 --> 00:09:22,708 You'll get wrinkles and you just got your creams! 118 00:09:32,791 --> 00:09:34,541 - What have you done? - Me? 119 00:09:34,625 --> 00:09:36,833 - What did you do? - Nothing. 120 00:09:36,916 --> 00:09:40,125 Smudged mascara, a tear in the corner of the eye, 121 00:09:40,208 --> 00:09:43,333 pupils slightly dilated, red cheeks from exertion, 122 00:09:43,416 --> 00:09:46,500 lips slightly swollen plus incorrect contouring 123 00:09:46,583 --> 00:09:49,333 from too many applications of lipstick. 124 00:09:50,125 --> 00:09:52,291 And a little irritation on the neck. 125 00:09:52,375 --> 00:09:56,833 What did I tell you about giving head on the first date, Lia? 126 00:09:56,916 --> 00:10:00,666 I explained to you that men are jerks and don't appreciate it! 127 00:10:00,750 --> 00:10:03,833 You torture yourself and they don't see you again! 128 00:10:03,916 --> 00:10:07,333 Not all are like that! You told me to look at his shoes! 129 00:10:07,416 --> 00:10:09,041 - And? - And they were okay. 130 00:10:09,125 --> 00:10:13,625 That doesn't mean you have to go and have sex with him! 131 00:10:13,708 --> 00:10:16,708 Easy with the advice, you're single for three years! 132 00:10:16,791 --> 00:10:18,708 Lia! What Anca means 133 00:10:18,791 --> 00:10:21,750 is that we have to keep men in check a little. 134 00:10:21,833 --> 00:10:23,291 So they want you more. 135 00:10:25,125 --> 00:10:28,250 They want mystery and so we give them mystery! 136 00:10:28,333 --> 00:10:30,375 We don't perform oral sex! 137 00:10:31,083 --> 00:10:35,291 No! Exactly what I was saying, that we don't give men what they want! 138 00:10:35,375 --> 00:10:39,625 We know you've been with one man your whole life! Have fun in heaven! 139 00:10:39,708 --> 00:10:43,375 - Excuse me? What do you mean by that? - What do you mean? 140 00:10:43,458 --> 00:10:50,250 Okay! Let's calm down because we are in the same situation. 141 00:10:50,333 --> 00:10:54,041 I mean, alone! It doesn't even matter how long. 142 00:10:55,458 --> 00:10:58,458 - Not all of us hate men. - I said let's calm down! 143 00:10:59,250 --> 00:11:03,333 I don't hate them. I just say from time to time that they're bastards. 144 00:11:03,958 --> 00:11:07,250 I really don't agree. I see potential in Adi. 145 00:11:07,333 --> 00:11:09,625 I really give this thing a chance! 146 00:11:09,708 --> 00:11:13,875 The children might be a little short, but that's why close-up photos! 147 00:11:13,958 --> 00:11:17,375 And it doesn't matter because we have a lot in common. 148 00:11:17,458 --> 00:11:21,791 We like the same wine, music, he even makes the same air quotes as me. 149 00:11:22,458 --> 00:11:25,750 - Okay, show. - It's been so long since I've made a file! 150 00:11:25,833 --> 00:11:28,083 - What's his star sign? - I don't know. 151 00:11:28,166 --> 00:11:30,791 You didn't ask? Why I keep trying? 152 00:11:36,083 --> 00:11:37,708 He looks better... 153 00:11:37,791 --> 00:11:39,416 - We know. - Pictures! 154 00:11:39,500 --> 00:11:43,250 Look, see who he follows, who follows him, who he likes... 155 00:11:43,875 --> 00:11:47,500 Listen, if he's so great, why didn't you stay with him? 156 00:11:48,250 --> 00:11:51,750 Well... He told me he gets up early 157 00:11:51,833 --> 00:11:55,125 and didn't want to disturb me, so he went to sleep. 158 00:11:57,000 --> 00:12:00,625 - Come on, give me the phone! - Wait... 159 00:12:00,708 --> 00:12:01,791 Give me the phone! 160 00:12:03,458 --> 00:12:06,625 - Give me the phone! - You didn't look at the stories! 161 00:12:06,708 --> 00:12:09,458 - You seem uninterested. - Did he post something? 162 00:12:09,541 --> 00:12:11,458 THE WOMAN MUST BE CHASED. 163 00:12:11,541 --> 00:12:12,750 What is this rubbish? 164 00:12:15,041 --> 00:12:18,458 It's Alpha Max. It's super viral right now, Gemini. 165 00:12:18,541 --> 00:12:20,916 Promotes toxic masculinity. 166 00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:23,666 All the idiots like him. Almost all idiots. 167 00:12:31,291 --> 00:12:36,083 He does personal coaching sessions, teaches them to be real men, 168 00:12:36,166 --> 00:12:39,416 in fact how to have as much sex as possible. 169 00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:46,833 He has all the red flags possible. He's a walking red flag. 170 00:12:50,958 --> 00:12:52,916 - Come on! - Here you go! 171 00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:57,875 - A million followers, you idiot! - The whole country can see you. 172 00:12:59,166 --> 00:13:03,458 1.32 million, but who's counting? Adi, check from time to time. 173 00:13:03,541 --> 00:13:06,041 - Yes. - So, how was it? 174 00:13:07,458 --> 00:13:11,000 Ah, brilliant. Checked off, done. 175 00:13:11,083 --> 00:13:14,750 - Was she fine? - Yes, she had... firm meat. 176 00:13:16,208 --> 00:13:22,500 So, 532 cases solved, ticked off, on the books. 177 00:13:22,583 --> 00:13:25,166 Do you realize how much good you do? 178 00:13:25,250 --> 00:13:30,541 You bring the world back to normal. And you're even making a fortune! 179 00:13:31,708 --> 00:13:35,791 One more round for everyone. Max is paying. I'll give you a discount. 180 00:13:36,375 --> 00:13:38,750 Adi, I'm really proud of you, I mean it. 181 00:13:38,833 --> 00:13:41,666 - Thanks. - Girls, I'm just saying, just saying... 182 00:13:41,750 --> 00:13:45,416 Adi fucked again tonight, so if he fucks again, 183 00:13:45,500 --> 00:13:47,375 he's already warmed up, man! 184 00:13:47,458 --> 00:13:48,958 Yes! 185 00:13:49,875 --> 00:13:53,583 - Block her. She fucked at first date. - What do you mean? 186 00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:57,208 Take the nerve you got tonight, apply it to the next pussy. 187 00:13:57,291 --> 00:13:58,875 - Do you get it? - Yes. 188 00:13:58,958 --> 00:14:01,416 Good. Come on, cheers! To Adi! 189 00:14:04,875 --> 00:14:07,458 Girls, I don't want you to get too excited, 190 00:14:07,541 --> 00:14:11,916 but if you're good, we'll go to the DJ, and you can post your story. 191 00:14:14,500 --> 00:14:15,375 Photo! 192 00:14:16,458 --> 00:14:18,333 Adi! 193 00:14:18,416 --> 00:14:20,750 - So, all you idiots. - Seriously? 194 00:14:20,833 --> 00:14:22,625 OK, let's not panic. 195 00:14:22,708 --> 00:14:26,500 We'll analyze the video with zoom-in, frame by frame. 196 00:14:26,583 --> 00:14:28,833 I want to block him and that's it! 197 00:14:29,625 --> 00:14:34,416 Why isn't he showing up anymore? Vicky, sure you paid your internet bill? 198 00:14:35,041 --> 00:14:38,833 Maybe I didn't upgrade to iOS or maybe the app is blocked. 199 00:14:38,916 --> 00:14:42,000 How these companies do to steal your data? 200 00:14:44,250 --> 00:14:45,875 Did he block me? 201 00:14:47,333 --> 00:14:52,041 He blocked me, seriously? Did I miss the first block? 202 00:14:53,166 --> 00:14:56,458 Okay, calm down! You block someone when you care! 203 00:14:56,541 --> 00:15:02,166 - I don't care! - Not you, him, whom you wanted to block! 204 00:15:04,750 --> 00:15:09,583 No, look. We can learn from this that we shouldn't lower our standards. 205 00:15:09,666 --> 00:15:12,375 That men like this one are even more dangerous. 206 00:15:12,458 --> 00:15:16,500 Lia, it's his loss. You have no idea what's in his heart now! 207 00:15:20,166 --> 00:15:23,250 - You got it wet, Adi! Come on! - Hi, guys! What's up? 208 00:15:23,333 --> 00:15:26,583 - Oh, Motans! - Are you feeling better? 209 00:15:26,666 --> 00:15:29,208 Fine, really fine. I've made great progress. 210 00:15:29,291 --> 00:15:31,833 - Good. - Congratulations. 211 00:15:31,916 --> 00:15:36,125 I took your advice and threw myself into music, into work. 212 00:15:36,208 --> 00:15:37,458 Do your music, man! 213 00:15:37,541 --> 00:15:41,125 - Make those sound lubricants we like! - Let me show you. 214 00:15:41,208 --> 00:15:43,416 Or stay here and sing acapella? 215 00:15:43,500 --> 00:15:45,291 - Or between us? Whisper? - No! 216 00:15:49,541 --> 00:15:51,125 You're my first love 217 00:15:51,208 --> 00:15:52,958 You're everything I had 218 00:15:53,041 --> 00:15:56,333 I cared for you After everything you've done 219 00:15:56,416 --> 00:15:59,166 I still love you, Lavinia Ignat 220 00:15:59,250 --> 00:16:02,958 I still want you, Lavinia Ignat 221 00:16:03,041 --> 00:16:07,291 In fact, I hate you How could you cheat on me? 222 00:16:07,375 --> 00:16:12,166 I numbered every hair From your mole on the back 223 00:16:12,250 --> 00:16:15,375 Come down! It was good, but come on down! 224 00:16:15,458 --> 00:16:17,166 - It's just a demo. - Sure. 225 00:16:17,250 --> 00:16:21,791 I told you to get inspired from life, not to give names, ID numbers, and such. 226 00:16:21,875 --> 00:16:25,041 - But it's a step forward. - Okay. Thank you very much. 227 00:16:27,541 --> 00:16:29,125 - Bye! - Bye! 228 00:16:29,208 --> 00:16:30,250 Bye! 229 00:16:30,875 --> 00:16:32,875 My first wank, song by Motans. 230 00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:38,875 Now celebrities are following him too? God! He has a million followers! 231 00:16:38,958 --> 00:16:42,333 Pretty much all men between the ages of 20 and 40! 232 00:16:42,416 --> 00:16:43,750 We're doomed! 233 00:16:43,833 --> 00:16:47,000 We have to move. No good men left in Romania... 234 00:16:47,083 --> 00:16:50,291 A TikTok said Italians are cool. The language is easy. 235 00:16:50,375 --> 00:16:54,791 Let's calm down! Not all men follow him... No! 236 00:16:55,791 --> 00:16:57,333 Not my Bogdy... 237 00:16:58,791 --> 00:17:01,625 I can just see Alina's grin as she rejoices! 238 00:17:02,833 --> 00:17:05,291 Hey, hold on a minute! 239 00:17:05,375 --> 00:17:08,916 If we kept running into idiots, we've found the culprit. 240 00:17:09,458 --> 00:17:10,291 Damn it! 241 00:17:10,916 --> 00:17:13,750 To understand our enemy, we must know him, right? 242 00:17:13,833 --> 00:17:15,541 - Yes! - Good, perfect! 243 00:17:15,625 --> 00:17:17,625 I'll take him out on a date. 244 00:17:17,708 --> 00:17:20,541 Maybe ask him to stop at least until the reunion. 245 00:17:21,250 --> 00:17:23,875 We have a plan. What are we texting him? 246 00:17:25,708 --> 00:17:29,083 Hey! You are groovy! 247 00:17:30,333 --> 00:17:34,000 No, because it's not 2003 and we don't want to seem available. 248 00:17:35,166 --> 00:17:38,125 Seems the type who sends emoticons with roses. 249 00:17:38,208 --> 00:17:41,458 - Don't underestimate him! - Aren't rose emoticons nice? 250 00:17:43,541 --> 00:17:46,208 - Yes. - Something about going to the gym... 251 00:17:47,291 --> 00:17:51,916 Hey, girls... can take... creatine? 252 00:17:52,500 --> 00:17:56,541 No! We need to find something that's, like, more inventive, 253 00:17:56,625 --> 00:18:00,000 but simple, yet clear, but at the same time not... 254 00:18:02,583 --> 00:18:05,291 Apparently, you only have to look at his story. 255 00:18:05,375 --> 00:18:06,958 HOW ABOUT A CAVA? 256 00:18:07,041 --> 00:18:10,041 So, how does he know what I drink? 257 00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:13,500 He's good! 258 00:18:13,583 --> 00:18:15,625 Listen up, free advice. 259 00:18:15,708 --> 00:18:20,291 Two minutes to find out her wine. Another two, her music. 260 00:18:20,375 --> 00:18:24,541 Doesn't work every time, but everything is on someone's Instagram. 261 00:18:27,041 --> 00:18:30,833 - Hey, but don't women stalk on Insta? - Yes, really! 262 00:18:31,708 --> 00:18:33,791 Is it okay for men to do this? 263 00:18:33,875 --> 00:18:37,500 We borrow their weapons, we don't go into battle empty-handed. 264 00:18:37,583 --> 00:18:38,416 Right! 265 00:18:39,041 --> 00:18:44,625 Now I'll let her simmer a bit, then I'll invite her tomorrow to... 266 00:18:44,708 --> 00:18:46,916 The swimming pool?! Seriously?! 267 00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:48,833 - He's crazy! - Playing dirty! 268 00:18:48,916 --> 00:18:52,416 - The whole District 1 will be there! - No make-up and naked... 269 00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:54,958 - How many hours do we have? - Ten. 270 00:18:55,708 --> 00:18:56,916 It's gonna be close. 271 00:19:31,416 --> 00:19:33,500 Wait! Come here! 272 00:19:33,583 --> 00:19:34,875 - Help me. - Left. 273 00:19:34,958 --> 00:19:36,750 - Up. - That's it! That's her. 274 00:19:38,333 --> 00:19:40,583 Alina! Oh my God, girls! 275 00:19:40,666 --> 00:19:43,541 Oh my God, girls! I can't believe it's you! 276 00:19:45,083 --> 00:19:48,583 Still touching yourselves, like in high school! 277 00:19:48,666 --> 00:19:49,666 I swear! 278 00:19:52,916 --> 00:19:56,750 I thought we'd see you at the reunion, but you showed up here too! 279 00:19:56,833 --> 00:19:58,375 Hop, hop, puff, puff! 280 00:19:58,458 --> 00:20:03,250 I maintain this nice Saint Tropez tan, with the reunion and the wedding... 281 00:20:07,333 --> 00:20:12,000 Because absolutely everyone is asking me about the wedding and about... the ring! 282 00:20:14,416 --> 00:20:15,500 Two carats! 283 00:20:16,666 --> 00:20:19,916 But I suppose you don't have... a wedding! 284 00:20:22,291 --> 00:20:26,625 But wait, dear, don't worry, it's 2025, not everyone have to get married. 285 00:20:26,708 --> 00:20:27,541 I love it! 286 00:20:28,166 --> 00:20:31,250 We can marry each other if it's 2025! 287 00:20:32,625 --> 00:20:36,000 Really? I mean, I want to say, well done, congratulations! 288 00:20:36,083 --> 00:20:39,250 - Lia is joking! - You can't joke like that because it's... 289 00:20:39,333 --> 00:20:42,000 2025! We're so happy to see you! 290 00:20:42,583 --> 00:20:46,791 - Vicky! How is your Bogdan? - I didn't say anything. 291 00:20:47,375 --> 00:20:51,833 He told me you broke up. You know how men are: they all cheat. 292 00:20:51,916 --> 00:20:55,958 - Mine too, but he always comes back. - None of our business! 293 00:20:56,041 --> 00:20:59,291 - Because he's a man! - Right... 294 00:20:59,375 --> 00:21:02,375 - They should be allowed to explore! - Who asked you? 295 00:21:02,458 --> 00:21:07,000 You lost yours in the jungle. Lots of loose monkeys running around! 296 00:21:07,708 --> 00:21:11,041 - Listen, but... Are you okay? - Yes, of course I'm okay! 297 00:21:11,125 --> 00:21:14,375 - Of course I'm okay! I'm... - Oh, my God! 298 00:21:14,458 --> 00:21:16,458 - Assumed! - I love it! 299 00:21:17,083 --> 00:21:19,000 - Okay! - What does that mean? 300 00:21:19,083 --> 00:21:21,041 - Nothing at all. Come on! - Girls! 301 00:21:23,625 --> 00:21:28,541 We wanted to have a couples' reunion, but maybe in another ten years? 302 00:21:29,875 --> 00:21:33,500 - I'll write on the group and it's OK. - Not cool! 303 00:21:34,583 --> 00:21:37,208 Listen, but... Do you use more than two words? 304 00:21:40,083 --> 00:21:44,541 No! We'll bring our boyfriends! 305 00:21:45,875 --> 00:21:48,250 Okay! Well, see you at the reunion! 306 00:21:48,333 --> 00:21:50,791 - Kisses, Little Alina! Ciao! - Bye! 307 00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:58,291 - I fear it more than genital herpes! - Let's take it one step at a time! 308 00:22:04,166 --> 00:22:06,541 - Wanna get in? - Daddy coming to get you? 309 00:22:06,625 --> 00:22:08,875 No... Not today. But you can take me! 310 00:22:08,958 --> 00:22:13,458 - Looks like the one from last night! - What did you do last night? 311 00:22:13,541 --> 00:22:18,041 Well... I didn't want to fuck a slut. At you? How was it? 312 00:22:18,708 --> 00:22:20,250 Give me some details. 313 00:22:21,291 --> 00:22:24,500 Super good! Yes! But she knows her stuff, that girl! 314 00:22:25,833 --> 00:22:27,791 Really? And? 315 00:22:29,291 --> 00:22:34,333 I... Man, if you could have seen me... I grabbed her by the hair and... 316 00:22:34,416 --> 00:22:37,000 guided her right where she needed to go! 317 00:22:37,083 --> 00:22:39,208 Did she have power steering or what? 318 00:22:39,291 --> 00:22:44,833 No, I mean... I grabbed her by the hair and... put her in position! 319 00:22:44,916 --> 00:22:49,625 - If she fucks well, keep her close. - Yeah! Or at least on the bench! 320 00:22:59,166 --> 00:23:02,333 - Sorry, but you are very beautiful! - Thanks! 321 00:23:03,750 --> 00:23:05,541 A chilled champagne... 322 00:23:07,625 --> 00:23:08,458 a Cava... 323 00:23:09,541 --> 00:23:11,791 - A lactose-free cappuccino. - Thank you! 324 00:23:15,125 --> 00:23:17,708 - I'm glad you wanted to come. - Me too! 325 00:23:17,791 --> 00:23:23,583 Hard to be original in the urban jungle where everyone had sex with everyone. 326 00:23:24,166 --> 00:23:25,500 Okay... 327 00:23:26,083 --> 00:23:28,208 What color were her panties? 328 00:23:30,208 --> 00:23:33,208 I think... blue. Like her eyes. 329 00:23:33,291 --> 00:23:34,916 - What? - What? 330 00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:38,541 Were they Victoria's Secret? The panties to get laid. 331 00:23:38,625 --> 00:23:42,958 When you see that ribbon, it's like a green light, you know? 332 00:23:43,041 --> 00:23:46,208 How could he know? He asked me to turn off the light. 333 00:23:47,208 --> 00:23:49,416 Lia! That's not true. 334 00:23:51,250 --> 00:23:54,000 - What are you talking about... - Say it! 335 00:23:55,583 --> 00:23:56,958 - Bitch. - Bitch? 336 00:23:58,291 --> 00:23:59,208 Bitch? 337 00:24:01,208 --> 00:24:08,166 - I didn't even have an orgasm! - What? All that stuff... What was that? 338 00:24:08,250 --> 00:24:10,333 Haven't you heard of faking it? 339 00:24:10,416 --> 00:24:13,333 - No! I would have noticed. - Of course. 340 00:24:14,166 --> 00:24:16,125 - Would you have noticed? - Yes! 341 00:24:16,208 --> 00:24:17,458 He would've. Really? 342 00:24:22,791 --> 00:24:27,791 Wow! Yes, that's right, I like that, you're good, how good you are, 343 00:24:27,875 --> 00:24:30,875 yes, God, that's it, faster, that's it! 344 00:24:40,750 --> 00:24:41,708 The trembling... 345 00:24:45,250 --> 00:24:48,583 God, you were... mediocre! 346 00:24:49,375 --> 00:24:51,916 No woman likes that, like a bunny! 347 00:24:52,875 --> 00:24:54,875 - Adi! - I'll be damned if I did! 348 00:24:58,250 --> 00:25:02,250 Listen, what are you? Some kind of guru for men, or what? 349 00:25:02,333 --> 00:25:07,708 No! Guru is too strong a word. I help them regain their masculinity. 350 00:25:07,791 --> 00:25:10,708 It's a flawed society that wants to transform men. 351 00:25:10,791 --> 00:25:14,250 And we have to be strong. Or God knows where we'll end up! 352 00:25:15,666 --> 00:25:21,041 Everyone must know their role. The man must be allowed to hunt. 353 00:25:21,875 --> 00:25:24,791 In case you didn't know, only lionesses hunt. 354 00:25:27,750 --> 00:25:31,291 Put your handbag on your shoulder, lest someone steal it! 355 00:25:31,375 --> 00:25:35,833 A strong and independent woman! Shall we gather to protest? 356 00:25:35,916 --> 00:25:38,208 Listen, isn't your mother a woman too? 357 00:25:38,291 --> 00:25:41,291 "They're all whores, except my mother or sister." 358 00:25:42,833 --> 00:25:44,041 Said Napoleon. 359 00:25:44,125 --> 00:25:46,166 - Excuse me? - It's a joke. 360 00:25:46,250 --> 00:25:47,375 Napoleon said it. 361 00:25:47,458 --> 00:25:52,000 Yes, it was said by a dwarf who killed millions of people 300 years ago! 362 00:25:52,083 --> 00:25:55,208 - Idiot! - Be careful when you talk about Napoleon. 363 00:25:57,333 --> 00:26:02,000 You wear this mask of confidence to hide a vulnerable woman who needs to be... 364 00:26:03,125 --> 00:26:04,750 a little dominated. 365 00:26:06,958 --> 00:26:08,916 Do you know what I understand? 366 00:26:09,500 --> 00:26:12,541 That you are a sinister misogynist who walks freely 367 00:26:12,625 --> 00:26:15,708 and teaches others how to mock women! 368 00:26:15,791 --> 00:26:19,083 If you're honest, admit that you want to be dominated, 369 00:26:19,166 --> 00:26:20,916 or you get masculine energy. 370 00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:25,666 And you have to be pansies, cute, sensitive, handbag-toting, helpless... 371 00:26:26,541 --> 00:26:27,375 You know what? 372 00:26:28,333 --> 00:26:33,333 I came to make you understand that you're doing a lot of harm. 373 00:26:33,416 --> 00:26:36,541 It's not okay to teach how to manipulate women. 374 00:26:36,625 --> 00:26:39,416 Society has evolved since Napoleon! 375 00:26:42,083 --> 00:26:43,416 See that girl? 376 00:26:46,791 --> 00:26:49,833 Do you think she's having a stroke? Well, no! 377 00:26:50,375 --> 00:26:53,333 She remembers the horrible night 378 00:26:53,416 --> 00:26:56,958 she had with your follower who, after she gave him oral sex, 379 00:26:57,041 --> 00:27:00,833 sent her home and manipulated her into liking him, 380 00:27:00,916 --> 00:27:04,208 even though he knew that he wants just a one night stand. 381 00:27:06,625 --> 00:27:09,333 Do you know how much she's suffering? 382 00:27:10,041 --> 00:27:13,375 How long it will take us to get her out of this state? 383 00:27:13,458 --> 00:27:17,791 Two months! Do you know how many times she'll change her hairstyle? 384 00:27:17,875 --> 00:27:19,291 Do you have any idea 385 00:27:19,375 --> 00:27:23,291 how long it takes to grow your hair from a bob to medium length? 386 00:27:23,958 --> 00:27:27,333 It was oral sex or a blow job? It's a big difference! 387 00:27:33,583 --> 00:27:35,916 Are you okay? You're okay! 388 00:27:38,041 --> 00:27:42,041 Raised eyebrows, pouting? Has anyone told you that you are sexy? 389 00:27:42,125 --> 00:27:44,375 Why so tense? Are you on your period? 390 00:27:51,333 --> 00:27:55,541 I'm not on my period, you sexist! I'm at the beginning of my period! 391 00:27:55,625 --> 00:28:00,791 That has absolutely nothing to do with it. I'd hate you even if I didn't have cramps! 392 00:28:02,208 --> 00:28:06,708 Listen... If we get out of here quickly, I can get all these demons out of you! 393 00:28:15,250 --> 00:28:16,250 One advice. 394 00:28:18,291 --> 00:28:22,291 Free! The most important thing is how you start a relationship. 395 00:28:22,375 --> 00:28:25,750 If you fuck on the first night, he'll think you're a slut! 396 00:28:25,833 --> 00:28:27,958 - Well done! - He'll never get over it. 397 00:28:28,041 --> 00:28:31,458 Do you know why you think that? You think that way because... 398 00:28:33,166 --> 00:28:34,416 You got a small one! 399 00:28:47,791 --> 00:28:50,958 - I don't think that's his problem. - Yes! 400 00:28:51,041 --> 00:28:53,666 - He's an honest "average". - "Average"? 401 00:28:53,750 --> 00:28:58,250 - It's also warm water. - About 18-20 degrees. 402 00:28:58,333 --> 00:29:00,708 - That's "average"? - Come on, girls. 403 00:29:00,791 --> 00:29:03,166 - We're leaving because we want to! - Sure! 404 00:29:03,750 --> 00:29:07,208 Everyone is looking. Smile! 405 00:29:08,458 --> 00:29:10,250 - Kisses! - Bye! 406 00:29:10,958 --> 00:29:13,583 Now I'm really annoyed! Is he playing dirty? 407 00:29:13,666 --> 00:29:15,916 Fine, then we'll play dirty too! 408 00:29:17,750 --> 00:29:19,708 Why post from another account? 409 00:29:19,791 --> 00:29:22,541 Because we are civilized, we know our place, 410 00:29:22,625 --> 00:29:25,333 and our place is not in a scandal. 411 00:29:25,416 --> 00:29:27,833 About him, I don't know what to say... 412 00:29:28,875 --> 00:29:32,166 We'll share the clip on a few groups of interest, 413 00:29:32,250 --> 00:29:35,916 we'll tag a few influencers who think they defend justice 414 00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:38,208 and let the algorithm do its job. 415 00:29:38,291 --> 00:29:41,750 We hit him right in his toxic masculinity. 416 00:29:41,833 --> 00:29:43,416 Everyone will share it? 417 00:29:43,500 --> 00:29:45,250 She works in marketing. 418 00:29:45,833 --> 00:29:51,125 Girls, do you know how marketing works? We get you up, we get you down. 419 00:29:55,291 --> 00:29:57,125 Wow, what a pussy! 420 00:29:57,208 --> 00:30:01,625 If you fuck on the first night, he'll think you're a slut! 421 00:30:04,333 --> 00:30:06,625 I'm glad the girls liked my advice. 422 00:30:06,708 --> 00:30:11,041 And for anyone who questions my principles, I'll tell you one thing: 423 00:30:11,916 --> 00:30:14,583 - I assume it. - Yes! 424 00:30:14,666 --> 00:30:18,041 See you on my podcast "Combinations, not relationships" 425 00:30:18,125 --> 00:30:19,333 with Ștefan. 426 00:30:19,416 --> 00:30:21,250 - Me! - Spilling the beans. 427 00:30:21,333 --> 00:30:23,333 Alpha Max, out! 428 00:30:28,291 --> 00:30:30,916 Thanks for getting me involved. Appreciate it. 429 00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:33,916 - You're my bro. - You too. But I have to tell you. 430 00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:36,500 You won't get Anca. She's a bitch! 431 00:30:36,583 --> 00:30:40,000 Like in school. We rub snow on the girls we like. 432 00:30:40,083 --> 00:30:44,708 And it's only a matter of time before we play "guess who's in my mouth". 433 00:30:45,500 --> 00:30:51,000 I don't know where you went to school. New client, BRB. Hey! 434 00:30:52,291 --> 00:30:54,208 - How about some legs? - What? 435 00:30:54,291 --> 00:30:58,500 Legs are for women. Winter's coming, let's do arms. Come on! 436 00:30:59,125 --> 00:31:03,541 So, relax as much as possible, okay? This is a safe space, no judgement. 437 00:31:04,416 --> 00:31:07,500 - Tell me, what do you need? - First of all... 438 00:31:08,291 --> 00:31:14,708 I need it to smell a little nicer in here. Too much sweat. And secondly, I want to... 439 00:31:14,791 --> 00:31:16,833 I want to... you know! To score. 440 00:31:16,916 --> 00:31:20,125 - Do you want to be a footballer? - No. 441 00:31:20,208 --> 00:31:22,583 - I want to... Fuck. - Okay. 442 00:31:24,291 --> 00:31:27,125 - Why? - Because that's what my dad said. 443 00:31:27,875 --> 00:31:29,750 On his deathbed. 444 00:31:29,833 --> 00:31:32,666 He called me and my mum and said: 445 00:31:32,750 --> 00:31:35,666 "Fuck everything you can! That matters in life!" 446 00:31:37,250 --> 00:31:39,125 - My dad. - A decent man. 447 00:31:39,208 --> 00:31:40,125 Yes. 448 00:31:40,666 --> 00:31:44,291 So, what shall we do? How? Shall we go to Nupa to dance? 449 00:31:44,375 --> 00:31:47,958 Easy, tiger, easy. What kind of women are you attracted to? 450 00:31:48,041 --> 00:31:52,916 - It's harder for me. I'm very specific. - Don't worry. In Romania, everyone fucks. 451 00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:54,666 - So. - I like them muscular. 452 00:31:55,375 --> 00:31:57,250 Okay. Good thing it's a gym. 453 00:32:00,583 --> 00:32:03,833 How do you like the one there... Bending over like that... 454 00:32:03,916 --> 00:32:08,041 Which one? The one working his glutes, or the one at the back? 455 00:32:09,875 --> 00:32:13,208 - The one who's doing the ass. - No! I said "muscular". 456 00:32:13,916 --> 00:32:17,666 She's meow-meow-meow... She lifts her tail, it's clear to see! 457 00:32:17,750 --> 00:32:21,208 I want to see a deltoid, a developed calf... you know. 458 00:32:21,291 --> 00:32:23,541 I'm starting to get it. Personality? 459 00:32:23,625 --> 00:32:25,875 Dominant, definitely. But attentive. 460 00:32:25,958 --> 00:32:28,916 - Humor, but not to hurt me. - Obviously. 461 00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:32,125 A salary that covers my needs, welfare, a Bentley. 462 00:32:32,208 --> 00:32:36,916 - The usual stuff. Nothing difficult. - Not at all. I think we'll have more work. 463 00:32:37,500 --> 00:32:40,000 - Yes, Dad. - Come here. 464 00:32:43,916 --> 00:32:48,916 - How long will the break with Bogdan last? - There's no break in a relationship! 465 00:32:49,958 --> 00:32:52,916 He said we were in a "situation" and not a break. 466 00:32:53,500 --> 00:32:56,791 A term invented by men to get something on the side. 467 00:32:57,958 --> 00:33:02,791 I'll go to this reunion and everyone will find out that I've broken up. 468 00:33:02,875 --> 00:33:05,750 Sorry, Vicky, but I got annoyed with TikTok. 469 00:33:05,833 --> 00:33:07,541 Why? What are people saying? 470 00:33:10,125 --> 00:33:12,708 I thought this Max is super superficial, 471 00:33:12,791 --> 00:33:16,541 but he talked about the traumas in relationships, he won me over. 472 00:33:16,625 --> 00:33:19,458 Someone had to say it. Louder, guys! 473 00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:24,833 He annoyed me a little, but... he's assuming it! 474 00:33:24,916 --> 00:33:29,750 - What's this "assuming" thing? - Isn't it good that he helps people? 475 00:33:29,833 --> 00:33:33,666 How? He's making things worse! It perpetuates shitty stereotypes! 476 00:33:35,416 --> 00:33:37,125 God forbid! 477 00:33:37,208 --> 00:33:39,333 - Who is he? - My boss. 478 00:33:41,541 --> 00:33:43,375 Look, he's a good example. 479 00:33:43,458 --> 00:33:47,000 He has systematic misogyny, passed down from father to son, 480 00:33:47,083 --> 00:33:50,250 but he went to courses on feminism and cancel culture 481 00:33:50,333 --> 00:33:52,500 and now he's struggling to change. 482 00:33:52,583 --> 00:33:55,333 Good afternoon, ladies, if I may call you that... 483 00:33:55,916 --> 00:33:59,458 - Or how to address you? - That's fine. We were talking. 484 00:34:00,833 --> 00:34:03,583 Anca, I brought you some coffee, calm... 485 00:34:04,958 --> 00:34:09,541 - So you were chatting like girls do. - Why? Are you assuming we were gossiping? 486 00:34:09,625 --> 00:34:14,333 No. You were probably talking about art, culture, news... 487 00:34:14,416 --> 00:34:15,708 - Football. - Especially! 488 00:34:16,333 --> 00:34:19,541 I watch women's football. Those girls are very good. 489 00:34:19,625 --> 00:34:21,416 And no, not in that sense. 490 00:34:22,250 --> 00:34:24,375 Lia wrote to me. Let's go. 491 00:34:24,458 --> 00:34:26,458 - It was nice to see you. - Me too. 492 00:34:26,541 --> 00:34:28,041 - Goodbye. - Goodbye. 493 00:34:29,250 --> 00:34:32,791 Are you following this boy too? Man, I really like him! 494 00:34:32,875 --> 00:34:34,833 If it's okay with you. 495 00:34:35,416 --> 00:34:37,875 - Why do you like him? - He's assuming it! 496 00:34:37,958 --> 00:34:39,791 Does anyone represent him? 497 00:34:40,958 --> 00:34:45,625 - Maybe he'll sign with us. - Yes! That's why I was leaving. 498 00:34:45,708 --> 00:34:49,166 Do it! Otherwise, I'll fire you! 499 00:34:49,250 --> 00:34:51,250 That is, if you want to be fired. 500 00:34:52,208 --> 00:34:54,375 Out in the snow! 501 00:34:55,166 --> 00:34:58,291 Out for... a coffee! 502 00:34:58,375 --> 00:35:02,000 Enjoy your coffee. Have a wonderful day, warm souls. 503 00:35:02,625 --> 00:35:04,041 What a load of rubbish! 504 00:35:05,625 --> 00:35:09,500 Remember we got hired in Costinesti to spy on your ex-boyfriend? 505 00:35:10,166 --> 00:35:12,416 - That's even worse. - We have no choice. 506 00:35:13,416 --> 00:35:16,708 We have to use our feminine and maternal instincts. 507 00:35:18,208 --> 00:35:20,500 We need to talk to Max's mother. 508 00:35:45,708 --> 00:35:50,083 - With milk? - Oat milk or lactose-free milk... 509 00:35:54,166 --> 00:35:55,708 Oat milk, darling! 510 00:36:00,375 --> 00:36:03,916 I'm not being fussy, I'm just lactose intolerant. 511 00:36:04,750 --> 00:36:06,000 To each their own. 512 00:36:09,041 --> 00:36:10,541 So... 513 00:36:12,708 --> 00:36:16,166 You make a documentary about my love, Little Max? 514 00:36:16,250 --> 00:36:20,750 - Yes. - Good. Well, where are the cameras? 515 00:36:20,833 --> 00:36:24,458 We're filming with our phones, they're very powerful. 516 00:36:24,541 --> 00:36:26,166 I see! 517 00:36:33,083 --> 00:36:34,250 Just a moment. 518 00:36:38,500 --> 00:36:39,750 - Ready? Yes. 519 00:36:40,333 --> 00:36:43,958 - Good! Camera! - Action! 520 00:36:45,625 --> 00:36:48,291 I'm very happy that more and more people 521 00:36:48,375 --> 00:36:51,708 want to get to know my Little Max as he really is. 522 00:36:52,583 --> 00:36:57,000 We have a very good relationship, we are very close 523 00:36:57,875 --> 00:37:00,583 and he is such a good boy! 524 00:37:05,083 --> 00:37:07,000 I breastfed him until five. 525 00:37:08,250 --> 00:37:10,791 A good relationship with mom is a must. 526 00:37:15,125 --> 00:37:22,333 Tell us, how do you feel as a woman when he talks like that about other women? 527 00:37:22,416 --> 00:37:25,750 Wait, dear, I thought you were a smart girl! 528 00:37:26,916 --> 00:37:30,666 Maxi isn't like he acts on the internet, no. 529 00:37:31,291 --> 00:37:35,625 He's a very good boy, he loves his mommy very much 530 00:37:35,708 --> 00:37:41,416 and he acts like that because, well, he's afraid of women! 531 00:37:42,958 --> 00:37:45,250 The truth is that we're mean, right? 532 00:37:45,791 --> 00:37:48,958 Come on, admit it, I can see you're being honest. 533 00:37:49,041 --> 00:37:50,291 - Yes. Yes? 534 00:37:51,666 --> 00:37:52,583 What happened? 535 00:37:52,666 --> 00:37:55,083 - Excuse me, a toilet? - Yes. 536 00:38:15,375 --> 00:38:17,916 Max called me, he always calls me. 537 00:38:19,208 --> 00:38:21,333 Fuck! 538 00:38:23,041 --> 00:38:28,375 Listen! Let's keep the documentary a surprise! 539 00:38:28,916 --> 00:38:33,666 - He'll be really happy when he sees it! - Okay, perfect, let's do that. 540 00:38:33,750 --> 00:38:36,333 - Shall we continue? - Let's continue. 541 00:38:40,958 --> 00:38:45,000 Max was such a cute little chubby boy when he was little, my goodness! 542 00:38:45,083 --> 00:38:49,375 I remember how he would grab me with those chubby little hands of his! 543 00:38:50,625 --> 00:38:55,500 He wet himself until he was six. He took off his nappy himself. 544 00:38:56,125 --> 00:38:59,291 Listen, but doesn't he have a girlfriend? 545 00:39:01,875 --> 00:39:05,166 Ever since what happened on that cursed 8th of March... 546 00:39:07,166 --> 00:39:08,875 I'd rather not talk about it. 547 00:39:15,458 --> 00:39:16,500 Oh my God! 548 00:39:16,583 --> 00:39:18,291 Hey, mom, I'm home. Okay. 549 00:39:18,375 --> 00:39:20,625 - Are you going to get some water? - Yes. 550 00:39:20,708 --> 00:39:23,583 - Max! A pack. - Okay, I'll be right there. 551 00:39:30,291 --> 00:39:33,291 - Beautiful. Walnut, right? - No. Oak. 552 00:39:43,375 --> 00:39:45,541 I'm very glad to have met you. 553 00:39:45,625 --> 00:39:48,458 Very good interview and it's been a long time 554 00:39:48,541 --> 00:39:50,916 since I've seen someone so photogenic. 555 00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:53,083 - Really? - Yes. 556 00:39:53,625 --> 00:39:55,875 I came in this way, I'll also leave. 557 00:39:55,958 --> 00:39:59,875 And you should check on that cat, what it did in the litter box... 558 00:39:59,958 --> 00:40:03,375 Is it a horse? Have a doctor take a look at it! 559 00:40:03,458 --> 00:40:06,291 Miti? Miti died two weeks ago! 560 00:40:08,583 --> 00:40:11,875 All the best and goodbye. See you again, God bless! 561 00:40:14,916 --> 00:40:19,750 They all suffered after a Gemini boy, at some point in their lives. 562 00:40:20,416 --> 00:40:22,750 I don't believe in zodiac signs. 563 00:40:22,833 --> 00:40:26,791 Of course, but you have to make her believe that you believe. 564 00:40:28,208 --> 00:40:30,083 They wanna know how you are. 565 00:40:30,166 --> 00:40:33,500 They use any source of information, even the stars. 566 00:40:33,583 --> 00:40:35,375 Why do they want to know? 567 00:40:35,458 --> 00:40:38,041 So they can change you, exactly as they want. 568 00:40:38,750 --> 00:40:41,791 - What do I do? - Follow your horoscope? No idea. 569 00:40:43,041 --> 00:40:44,375 - Hello! - Hello! 570 00:40:44,458 --> 00:40:48,458 - Lavinia Ignat, For the job interview. - "Job interview"? 571 00:40:50,375 --> 00:40:53,291 Np clue, but your name sounds familiar. 572 00:40:55,375 --> 00:40:58,166 Lavinia! I called you here. 573 00:40:58,250 --> 00:41:00,250 - Oh, my goodness! - Oh, dear! 574 00:41:01,541 --> 00:41:05,125 I've saw that you didn't pay Your utilities 575 00:41:05,208 --> 00:41:08,500 You have to pay 175 bucks 576 00:41:08,583 --> 00:41:11,291 Lavinia Ignat you should know 577 00:41:11,375 --> 00:41:15,291 I'll pay you that for you 578 00:41:16,083 --> 00:41:18,041 With whom do you shower, bitch? 579 00:41:19,250 --> 00:41:21,958 Why do you shower for 175 bucks? 580 00:41:22,041 --> 00:41:28,250 The water costs less Much more less 581 00:41:28,875 --> 00:41:32,166 I still love you, Lavinia Ignat 582 00:41:32,250 --> 00:41:36,208 You live on Magheru Boulevard, building 12 583 00:41:36,291 --> 00:41:39,000 All right! It's okay. 584 00:41:39,583 --> 00:41:41,916 It would sound better as a manea? 585 00:41:42,541 --> 00:41:44,916 That's not the point. Come on, sit down. 586 00:41:45,666 --> 00:41:50,708 Too many details. It might be illegal. Come on, we'll work on it. 587 00:41:54,708 --> 00:41:57,416 Max! We have a problem. 588 00:41:57,500 --> 00:41:59,833 Where were you? The girls are waiting. 589 00:42:00,375 --> 00:42:04,791 Yes, I had some business to attend to. You're viral. Again. 590 00:42:09,458 --> 00:42:14,458 - This is fake, right? It has to be. - No. Instagram is full of memes. 591 00:42:15,583 --> 00:42:18,500 Who got to my mother's house? - A woman, you know. 592 00:42:18,583 --> 00:42:20,083 - Sure. - Yeah. 593 00:42:20,166 --> 00:42:23,041 Never mind. Ignore the subject until it passes. 594 00:42:23,125 --> 00:42:24,666 The internet is forever. 595 00:42:26,291 --> 00:42:30,583 Okay. Then I have to respond, but... I don't know what to say, because... 596 00:42:30,666 --> 00:42:31,750 Well, ask mommy! 597 00:42:33,083 --> 00:42:37,250 Yeah, very funny! Not at all. Man, I worked so hard on this brand! 598 00:42:37,333 --> 00:42:40,208 I can't stand it when someone wants to ruin it... 599 00:42:41,875 --> 00:42:45,958 - I just wanted to have influence. - I didn't like you at all before. 600 00:42:46,041 --> 00:42:50,958 I found you revolting. But you are sensitive, with feelings... 601 00:42:51,041 --> 00:42:56,791 Stop it, sensitive... what? Sensitive? Please, you're not helping. Come on! 602 00:42:58,250 --> 00:43:00,458 Do I look sensitive? Because I wax? 603 00:43:05,375 --> 00:43:06,750 What's to laugh? 604 00:43:07,333 --> 00:43:08,208 WIMP 605 00:43:08,291 --> 00:43:09,750 COMING BACK SOON, BABE? 606 00:43:10,291 --> 00:43:11,708 - Adrian? - Yes? 607 00:43:12,250 --> 00:43:15,333 Why is the best friend of my enemy texting you? 608 00:43:16,833 --> 00:43:19,291 She probably wants me to fuck her again. 609 00:43:21,583 --> 00:43:26,208 Why does she say: "Thanks for holding me this morning before you left 610 00:43:26,291 --> 00:43:29,166 and made me oatmeal with currants and oat milk"? 611 00:43:31,916 --> 00:43:35,708 - I have no idea. - You have no idea. Little Adi? 612 00:43:37,291 --> 00:43:38,125 Meeting. 613 00:43:39,250 --> 00:43:42,166 There is a phenomenon in a certain type of man 614 00:43:42,250 --> 00:43:46,583 who falls madly in love and loses his minds. 615 00:43:47,208 --> 00:43:53,583 Often, this type of man tells his girlfriend of only two months, 616 00:43:53,666 --> 00:43:56,416 everything he talks about with his mates! 617 00:43:56,500 --> 00:43:58,458 - How awful! - Horrible! 618 00:43:59,375 --> 00:44:01,333 So I'll ask you just once: 619 00:44:02,541 --> 00:44:07,250 Are you the wimp who fell in love with Lia and told her absolutely everything 620 00:44:07,333 --> 00:44:10,625 with your heads on the pillow after having little sex? 621 00:44:13,291 --> 00:44:15,166 - I'm sorry. - What? 622 00:44:15,250 --> 00:44:17,416 I'm sorry! 623 00:44:17,500 --> 00:44:21,416 I don't know what happened to me, but I see my whole life with her. 624 00:44:21,500 --> 00:44:24,500 I got new channels of communication, understanding! 625 00:44:24,583 --> 00:44:26,666 - Sick. - You gave her mom's number? 626 00:44:27,291 --> 00:44:30,416 Yes. Anca asked for it, so she could talk to her. 627 00:44:30,500 --> 00:44:34,166 I'll scold her. Man, you should see how I will scold her! 628 00:44:34,250 --> 00:44:35,541 - Little Adi. - Yes. 629 00:44:37,541 --> 00:44:40,125 How many times have you seen this woman? 630 00:44:41,041 --> 00:44:44,000 Once. Yesterday she came over to watch a film. 631 00:44:44,833 --> 00:44:47,583 I hope you did her before you chose the film. 632 00:44:48,166 --> 00:44:49,541 We watched a series. 633 00:44:49,625 --> 00:44:53,041 Smart! Short episode, in 30 minutes you get the final move. 634 00:44:53,125 --> 00:44:56,625 - Yes. Except we both got caught. - What? 635 00:44:58,791 --> 00:45:03,208 I know, but it was a cool series, about some serial killers 636 00:45:03,291 --> 00:45:06,291 and we exchanged impressions to find the killer! 637 00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:10,000 Episodes? Were there more before you fucked? 638 00:45:15,541 --> 00:45:17,166 We didn't fuck anymore. 639 00:45:24,791 --> 00:45:29,291 - He's infected. We've officially lost you. - No, that's not true. Or is it? 640 00:45:29,375 --> 00:45:31,583 Yes! After everything I taught you, 641 00:45:31,666 --> 00:45:35,541 you start having sensitive feelings, like that nerd said earlier! 642 00:45:35,625 --> 00:45:37,291 Sorry, I won't do it again. 643 00:45:42,916 --> 00:45:44,291 - What's that? - Nothing. 644 00:45:44,375 --> 00:45:45,416 - Show me. - No. 645 00:45:45,500 --> 00:45:47,791 - Give it here! - No! Wait! 646 00:45:50,166 --> 00:45:52,750 "You were right, babes. Max is scolding me." 647 00:45:52,833 --> 00:45:56,875 Can't you wait a second without giving her a real-time report? 648 00:45:56,958 --> 00:46:00,416 - Yes, I think I've got a virus. - Good heavens! 649 00:46:00,958 --> 00:46:02,000 What a wimp! 650 00:46:02,083 --> 00:46:04,916 Listen, sorry. Do you think you could hit "send"? 651 00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:07,541 She'll get angry with me if I don't answer! 652 00:46:10,250 --> 00:46:11,083 Thank you. 653 00:46:13,875 --> 00:46:15,875 - What will you do? - I have no idea. 654 00:46:16,791 --> 00:46:19,500 - Your horoscope says you could... - Please, don't. 655 00:46:23,375 --> 00:46:28,541 He's right. I'll infiltrate their gang and give the impression that I can change. 656 00:46:28,625 --> 00:46:31,791 Damn! You win them over and destroy them from within. 657 00:46:31,875 --> 00:46:32,708 That's it! 658 00:46:32,791 --> 00:46:35,250 Shall we celebrate? I can't believe it! 659 00:46:35,333 --> 00:46:39,416 What did I tell you, that "mommy's boy" is the greatest eek! 660 00:46:40,166 --> 00:46:41,958 - What? - Get rid of hiccups. 661 00:46:42,041 --> 00:46:43,125 No, eek! 662 00:46:44,250 --> 00:46:45,708 - Girl! - Hold your breath. 663 00:46:45,791 --> 00:46:50,541 Eek! When you're sick of a man! I can't believe that it worked. 664 00:46:50,625 --> 00:46:54,708 - I don't think I've ever been so vengeful. - No, revenge is ugly. 665 00:46:54,791 --> 00:46:59,083 We just give back a similar lesson from which one can learn and grow. 666 00:46:59,166 --> 00:47:01,041 Let's see who'll listen to him! 667 00:47:01,791 --> 00:47:06,083 - I'll hold the door for you, it's heavy. - Oh, how nice! 668 00:47:06,166 --> 00:47:08,416 - Good day, ladies. - What do you mean? 669 00:47:08,500 --> 00:47:10,791 What am I, your aunt? Get out of here! 670 00:47:18,916 --> 00:47:21,666 - Another episode? - Shut up and kiss me! 671 00:47:23,750 --> 00:47:26,458 Aren't you curious to see who the murderer is? 672 00:47:26,541 --> 00:47:29,416 You're killing me, slowly! What's wrong with you? 673 00:47:30,666 --> 00:47:31,875 Sorry, but... 674 00:47:32,458 --> 00:47:35,875 The last time we had sex, you didn't have an orgasm and... 675 00:47:36,458 --> 00:47:38,041 Now I feel a bit weird. 676 00:47:38,125 --> 00:47:42,000 The first time is always difficult. We should try something new. 677 00:47:42,583 --> 00:47:44,333 - Do you think so? - Yes. 678 00:47:45,083 --> 00:47:46,041 Pull my hair. 679 00:47:47,500 --> 00:47:49,125 Really? I can pull it. 680 00:47:49,208 --> 00:47:52,000 - Ouch! No, let go of me! - Sorry! 681 00:47:52,083 --> 00:47:54,708 Better... slap me. 682 00:47:54,791 --> 00:47:57,041 - Are you sure? - Let me rephrase that. 683 00:47:57,125 --> 00:48:00,708 You have my permission to treat me like a piece of trash. 684 00:48:00,791 --> 00:48:02,916 Slap me. Hard! 685 00:48:04,458 --> 00:48:06,416 - Harder. - Ouch! 686 00:48:06,500 --> 00:48:10,875 - Forgive me! Sorry! - Grab me by the... 687 00:48:13,041 --> 00:48:16,250 Yes. I think we need to find a safe word. 688 00:48:16,333 --> 00:48:18,000 Something dubious. 689 00:48:18,083 --> 00:48:20,000 - Iohannis? - Iohannis! 690 00:48:22,208 --> 00:48:26,625 Spit on me! Are you spitting me against evil eye? 691 00:48:27,916 --> 00:48:30,958 Okay, let's try something easier. 692 00:48:31,708 --> 00:48:36,625 - Talk dirty to me. - Come over here, you bitch! 693 00:48:37,875 --> 00:48:41,000 Of course it bothered me! Come on, mom! 694 00:48:42,125 --> 00:48:47,875 You let those girls into your house? Take care, come on! I'll kiss you too. 695 00:48:52,666 --> 00:48:55,041 - Geo, kisses! - Hi, Max! How are you? 696 00:48:55,125 --> 00:48:58,000 - Fine. Thanks a lot for the tip. - You're welcome. 697 00:48:58,083 --> 00:49:01,541 I told you that Bitcoin is the best. Made many people happy. 698 00:49:02,083 --> 00:49:04,708 Some became millionaires. Maybe you will too. 699 00:49:05,916 --> 00:49:09,000 - I'll stick to my dates. - Speaking of which. 700 00:49:09,083 --> 00:49:12,916 I went out with a girl. I tried to explain to her what we do here. 701 00:49:13,000 --> 00:49:15,625 - She didn't understand a thing. - It happens. 702 00:49:17,291 --> 00:49:19,333 - Her loss, if you ask me. - Agreed. 703 00:49:30,583 --> 00:49:33,875 Marketing, wow! I think it's a fantastic field. 704 00:49:34,708 --> 00:49:38,416 It's very cool. I couldn't do what you do. 705 00:49:39,208 --> 00:49:41,875 Well, yes. It's hard, that's true. 706 00:49:42,541 --> 00:49:45,375 Building seems quite complicated to me. 707 00:49:45,458 --> 00:49:49,250 Yes, it's like the first million. I'm joking. 708 00:49:50,291 --> 00:49:52,583 The first block is harder to build. 709 00:49:52,666 --> 00:49:56,041 After that, you get used to it, it becomes a routine. 710 00:49:56,833 --> 00:49:58,750 You almost get bored. 711 00:49:58,833 --> 00:50:02,625 I recharge with energy from beautiful people, like you. 712 00:50:08,208 --> 00:50:11,333 I know that using the phone is a big "eek". 713 00:50:11,416 --> 00:50:12,750 But I have to reply. 714 00:50:12,833 --> 00:50:18,083 It's about a notice for a care home for children with special needs. 715 00:50:18,833 --> 00:50:20,458 I think it's so nice... 716 00:50:20,541 --> 00:50:23,416 - Anca? - No. 717 00:50:25,500 --> 00:50:28,208 - What do you mean, no? - I'm not Anca. 718 00:50:30,208 --> 00:50:33,000 Anca, we talked. Shall I call the prosecutor? 719 00:50:33,708 --> 00:50:36,041 - The prosecutor? - Max, please. 720 00:50:37,000 --> 00:50:40,375 Hello. Max. The ex. Sorry, mate, but the law is the law. 721 00:50:40,458 --> 00:50:42,458 - What law? - Excuse me? 722 00:50:42,541 --> 00:50:45,833 - You know it's my favorite spot. - Please, stop! 723 00:50:45,916 --> 00:50:48,791 Yes, as you always ask me to pay your bail. 724 00:50:48,875 --> 00:50:51,625 It's over between us! You piece of human filth! 725 00:50:51,708 --> 00:50:54,125 - Hey! - Easy, please, Anca. 726 00:50:55,541 --> 00:50:58,291 - He's joking, he's a child. - Yes, it's a child. 727 00:50:59,625 --> 00:51:03,916 - In the middle. - Anca, please, let us live our lives. 728 00:51:05,583 --> 00:51:09,125 I hope you're happy. Come on, good luck, she has crab lice. 729 00:51:10,666 --> 00:51:13,083 Excuse me, please, two minutes. 730 00:51:16,041 --> 00:51:17,125 What about Maxi? 731 00:51:19,250 --> 00:51:22,333 - Aren't you even a little bit ashamed? - Take some. 732 00:51:23,375 --> 00:51:24,750 - Calm down. - Well done! 733 00:51:24,833 --> 00:51:29,791 The guru doesn't know that a woman gets more annoyed when asked to calm down! 734 00:51:29,875 --> 00:51:31,791 I want to propose something. 735 00:51:32,625 --> 00:51:35,333 A threesome. No, I'm joking, sorry. Forgive me. 736 00:51:35,416 --> 00:51:37,833 Hurry up, I want to get back to my date. 737 00:51:39,083 --> 00:51:43,125 I give you a chance to repair what you've ruined, my reputation. 738 00:51:43,208 --> 00:51:46,041 My goodness, what a victim you are! And why? 739 00:51:46,125 --> 00:51:48,666 I can help you find someone for the reunion. 740 00:51:48,750 --> 00:51:51,291 And maybe get to know men better. 741 00:51:53,583 --> 00:51:56,583 Thank you, but I can manage on my own. 742 00:51:56,666 --> 00:52:01,541 Yes, he put his phone on silent... He keeps the screen facing down... 743 00:52:01,625 --> 00:52:03,666 He's plays with his ring finger. 744 00:52:04,208 --> 00:52:09,750 - Tanned with a wedding ring. He's married. - Stop with these sinister stereotypes! 745 00:52:10,291 --> 00:52:14,875 Where's that whore? Damn you! Aren't you ashamed? 746 00:52:14,958 --> 00:52:19,333 I'm at home and you're out here? Where are you? Which whore are you with? 747 00:52:19,416 --> 00:52:23,791 I suppose we can try to see how it goes. Can we start tomorrow? 748 00:52:25,250 --> 00:52:29,333 - The woman is a complete mess. - That's why she's alone. 749 00:52:30,166 --> 00:52:33,000 She went to your mother's house. She's crazy. 750 00:52:33,666 --> 00:52:37,791 Let's start the podcast. I have to get to a new party. 751 00:52:37,875 --> 00:52:38,708 Come on. 752 00:52:39,333 --> 00:52:41,916 Welcome to "Combinations, not relationships". 753 00:52:42,000 --> 00:52:43,875 I'm joined by my friend, Ștefan. 754 00:52:44,416 --> 00:52:47,666 Thanks, Max. And I think we need to clarify first 755 00:52:47,750 --> 00:52:50,833 what's with the video from your mother's house. 756 00:52:50,916 --> 00:52:54,416 It was made at my mother's house by some frustrated women. 757 00:52:54,500 --> 00:52:58,291 - Led by that unfucked Anca. - Unfucked for now. 758 00:52:58,375 --> 00:53:01,291 - Because you promised. - A promise is a promise. 759 00:53:01,375 --> 00:53:04,833 And I promise that by the date this podcast is published, 760 00:53:04,916 --> 00:53:07,666 Anca will be just a name in my notebook. 761 00:53:07,750 --> 00:53:12,083 Which is perfectly fine. A tough catch, but still a catch. 762 00:53:20,916 --> 00:53:24,583 We should be careful with him. He's still toxic, right? 763 00:53:24,666 --> 00:53:28,541 - Yes. - Sorry, girls, queue at the café. 764 00:53:28,625 --> 00:53:32,791 A matcha here, a matcha here and a more bitter americano, I think. 765 00:53:34,708 --> 00:53:37,291 - Vanilla Sex, Tom Ford? - How did you know? 766 00:53:37,375 --> 00:53:42,250 On you, it smells different, wasn't sure. Finish that cigarette, we have to run. 767 00:53:42,333 --> 00:53:45,833 May I finish breakfast? It's seven, we've been waiting. 768 00:53:45,916 --> 00:53:49,083 - Sorry, it won't happen again. - Very good, thank you. 769 00:53:49,166 --> 00:53:51,375 You're welcome, coral suits you. 770 00:53:52,291 --> 00:53:53,666 - Not at all! - God. 771 00:53:53,750 --> 00:53:59,291 Well, if a man asks you how many other men you've been with, what do you say? 772 00:53:59,375 --> 00:54:02,458 Include those two at the festival! 773 00:54:02,541 --> 00:54:04,166 - One. - Twenty-five! 774 00:54:04,875 --> 00:54:07,625 - In total? - I say it's none of his business. 775 00:54:07,708 --> 00:54:10,083 I mean, why don't men get asked? 776 00:54:10,166 --> 00:54:13,208 And why is it bad for women and they are judged? 777 00:54:13,291 --> 00:54:17,000 Because men are hunters, need the most valuable prey possible. 778 00:54:17,083 --> 00:54:22,166 The more she has been used before like a rag, the less valuable she is. 779 00:54:22,250 --> 00:54:24,750 - Nonsense. - They don't want to be compared. 780 00:54:24,833 --> 00:54:26,625 They could be stupider. 781 00:54:26,708 --> 00:54:29,375 I tell them they were the best sex of my life. 782 00:54:29,458 --> 00:54:30,750 - Smart. - Thank you. 783 00:54:30,833 --> 00:54:35,083 - Then I tell them that I know what I mean. - We have a lot of work to do. 784 00:54:35,708 --> 00:54:37,208 If a man asks, 785 00:54:37,291 --> 00:54:41,291 you answer firmly with a number between two and five the maximum. 786 00:54:41,875 --> 00:54:44,083 - Lia. - Do weekends count too? 787 00:54:44,166 --> 00:54:47,125 - You say five. - I say we go back to the beginning. 788 00:54:47,208 --> 00:54:49,000 What do men want from a woman? 789 00:54:51,208 --> 00:54:54,041 Good question. Let's find out. 790 00:54:57,583 --> 00:54:59,625 We men want respect. 791 00:55:00,166 --> 00:55:03,083 We want to feel strong and protective. 792 00:55:03,166 --> 00:55:08,125 Well then, why do you want to be held when sitting alone on the sofa? 793 00:55:08,750 --> 00:55:12,708 Generational trauma. For when we get to more advanced courses. 794 00:55:15,000 --> 00:55:17,500 No one can resist a photo of a puppy. 795 00:55:19,625 --> 00:55:23,333 There, I've posted it. I think I've repaired your image. 796 00:55:24,458 --> 00:55:26,166 Do they comment positively? 797 00:55:26,250 --> 00:55:28,333 {\an8}UGLY DOG! YOU HAVE MONEY! ADOPT! 798 00:55:28,416 --> 00:55:31,083 {\an8}- People are talking. - Engagement. 799 00:55:31,166 --> 00:55:34,083 {\an8}- Engagement... - Good, a lot of discussion. 800 00:55:34,166 --> 00:55:37,916 Men need peace and quiet. They don't want you nagging them. 801 00:55:38,625 --> 00:55:42,583 - If they don't do anything, what? - That's just the beginning. 802 00:55:42,666 --> 00:55:45,000 After that, you have to be clever enough 803 00:55:45,083 --> 00:55:48,166 to get them to do things without realizing. 804 00:55:51,666 --> 00:55:53,000 Right, let's focus. 805 00:55:53,083 --> 00:55:56,500 People want to see that you care, and that you're generous. 806 00:55:56,583 --> 00:56:00,208 {\an8}So I'll pick a cause for you and we'll post it. 807 00:56:00,291 --> 00:56:02,875 {\an8}#CHILDREN HAVE THE RIGHT TO EDUCATION. 808 00:56:09,208 --> 00:56:11,416 {\an8}YOU SCUM! AND THE ELDERLY? 809 00:56:11,500 --> 00:56:13,291 {\an8}YOUTH ISN'T CAPABLE ANYMORE 810 00:56:13,375 --> 00:56:15,166 Men want to be asked for help. 811 00:56:15,250 --> 00:56:18,000 "Darling, open this jar for me." 812 00:56:18,083 --> 00:56:20,291 - If I can open it? - You're pretending. 813 00:56:20,375 --> 00:56:24,333 On the first date, you must find something and get him to help you. 814 00:56:24,416 --> 00:56:28,625 But I don't believe I can look so silly! How do you do it so easily? 815 00:56:28,708 --> 00:56:30,666 "Will you help me too, please?" 816 00:56:33,750 --> 00:56:35,375 I can't take it anymore! 817 00:56:37,750 --> 00:56:42,000 And last, but not least... Men should be praised. 818 00:56:42,916 --> 00:56:45,875 "How well you eat, you drink, you make love!" 819 00:56:46,666 --> 00:56:51,208 Praise his sexual skills. "How well you run, how well you stretch!" 820 00:56:51,291 --> 00:56:54,333 Whatever he does, no one else does it like him. 821 00:56:54,416 --> 00:56:57,166 Absolutely unreal! But why would I do that? 822 00:56:57,250 --> 00:56:58,750 Take it as a compliment. 823 00:56:59,375 --> 00:57:03,958 When for a man a woman's opinion is so important, wouldn't you do it? 824 00:57:04,041 --> 00:57:06,708 It's a game, you always have the next move. 825 00:57:07,541 --> 00:57:10,666 Don't you want to be in control? Come on! 826 00:57:10,750 --> 00:57:13,666 To which the bear asks: "Where's your tail?" 827 00:57:15,750 --> 00:57:17,166 Perfect! Now laugh! 828 00:57:18,375 --> 00:57:21,625 No! I have to believe you. The boys want to feel funny! 829 00:57:21,708 --> 00:57:24,875 - Can't we find funny ones? - You don't appreciate him! 830 00:57:26,833 --> 00:57:30,208 The first intimate gestures are very important. 831 00:57:30,291 --> 00:57:32,500 Let the man make the first move. 832 00:57:32,583 --> 00:57:34,791 He comes like this, you come closer... 833 00:57:34,875 --> 00:57:36,416 - Max! - It was worth a try. 834 00:57:36,500 --> 00:57:39,125 Come on, you're the boy. First move. The girl... 835 00:57:40,791 --> 00:57:43,625 One more step. Now you. 836 00:57:44,625 --> 00:57:48,125 Now you. Closer... 837 00:57:48,208 --> 00:57:52,750 - Hello! Stop it! You're sick! - It was worth trying that too. 838 00:57:53,750 --> 00:57:56,041 A gin and tonic for the lady. 839 00:57:58,500 --> 00:58:01,083 "Lady"? But who do you think I am... 840 00:58:05,208 --> 00:58:07,500 - I don't drink gin and tonic. - Then? 841 00:58:07,583 --> 00:58:12,416 Say you that you drink Cava. And you touch him gently and laugh. 842 00:58:12,500 --> 00:58:15,125 - Why? - Because you want to appear open. 843 00:58:15,208 --> 00:58:17,875 - Why laugh? - We want to have a good time! 844 00:58:19,416 --> 00:58:21,500 - Are you okay? - I'm very okay. 845 00:58:21,583 --> 00:58:23,625 A Cava would be more appropriate? 846 00:58:23,708 --> 00:58:26,000 - Sure. A Cava, please. - Laugh! 847 00:58:27,291 --> 00:58:29,125 Easy, not desperate. 848 00:58:31,625 --> 00:58:36,083 No, not your hand on the leg! It's a clear signal that you want sex. 849 00:58:36,166 --> 00:58:38,458 You're crazy! You told me to touch him. 850 00:58:39,958 --> 00:58:43,000 Leave this one and come with me home. 851 00:58:45,458 --> 00:58:46,291 That's why. 852 00:58:47,666 --> 00:58:49,375 Maximum on the forearm. 853 00:58:58,958 --> 00:59:03,250 - Have you gathered enough material? - Yes, sort of. 854 00:59:03,791 --> 00:59:07,166 But I find the girls likeable. They have potential. 855 00:59:07,250 --> 00:59:08,458 Gangbang potential. 856 00:59:09,541 --> 00:59:11,041 - And with Anca? - Up! 857 00:59:12,000 --> 00:59:18,208 - It's okay. I mean... There's a bonding. - What do you mean? 858 00:59:18,916 --> 00:59:21,833 She likes me because my presence annoys her. 859 00:59:21,916 --> 00:59:22,833 I see. 860 00:59:23,750 --> 00:59:26,750 The gang is cool, we laugh, we joke, I feel good. 861 00:59:26,833 --> 00:59:30,500 - Down! - She put her pussy on your face. Admit it! 862 00:59:31,833 --> 00:59:35,500 Boss, what's up? You were into fun, combinations, going out, 863 00:59:36,041 --> 00:59:38,333 and now I hear "bonding"? 864 00:59:38,416 --> 00:59:42,375 What happened to bukkake, the Eiffel Tower, the boys? Boss! 865 00:59:42,458 --> 00:59:44,375 - I know. - Pick up the pace! 866 00:59:44,916 --> 00:59:50,125 I don't want to see you sentimental, sensitive and with 22% body fat. 867 00:59:50,208 --> 00:59:52,041 You skipped the gym. 868 00:59:52,125 --> 00:59:54,458 - One day, mate, chill! - Cooldown! 869 00:59:56,583 --> 01:00:00,500 Just like you care about me and put me in podcasts, I care too. 870 01:00:00,583 --> 01:00:03,125 Don't be connected to what you feel. 871 01:00:04,416 --> 01:00:07,291 That's how you get attached and end up suffering. 872 01:00:08,083 --> 01:00:09,208 You know how it is. 873 01:00:11,166 --> 01:00:12,125 That's right. 874 01:00:15,541 --> 01:00:18,333 That's why men look for women who come quickly. 875 01:00:19,458 --> 01:00:22,875 Because you don't want to work! No more dates for me. 876 01:00:22,958 --> 01:00:26,791 - Just when we know what men want? - No more, that's it. I'm fed up. 877 01:00:26,875 --> 01:00:30,416 I get what men want. How do they find out what we want? 878 01:00:30,500 --> 01:00:35,125 We end up faking orgasms, relationships, for fear of being alone! 879 01:00:35,208 --> 01:00:37,208 Yes, but it's simple for you. 880 01:00:37,750 --> 01:00:40,583 You want to receive flowers, put on nice perfume 881 01:00:40,666 --> 01:00:42,708 and let you squeeze a pimple. 882 01:00:43,333 --> 01:00:46,666 - And let you pluck us. - Goodness, how superficial you are! 883 01:00:46,750 --> 01:00:49,166 - Do you have something to pluck? - Thanks. 884 01:00:49,250 --> 01:00:53,375 No, that's not what we want! We want you to listen to us. 885 01:00:53,458 --> 01:00:57,791 - Yes, to understand us! - Yes, we want empathy! 886 01:00:57,875 --> 01:01:01,833 - We want to trust you. - Be spontaneous and laugh together! 887 01:01:01,916 --> 01:01:05,958 - To feel protected. - To team up and grow together. 888 01:01:06,041 --> 01:01:08,583 And good sex! Not selfish sex! 889 01:01:11,166 --> 01:01:15,208 I want to make up with Bogdan. I'm Pisces, he's Taurus, it'll work. 890 01:01:15,291 --> 01:01:19,333 Yes, sorry, but no chance. I mean, I don't want to be the one, 891 01:01:19,416 --> 01:01:21,958 but that man has no business with you. 892 01:01:22,041 --> 01:01:24,125 - Man, you're cruel! - Is it my fault? 893 01:01:24,208 --> 01:01:27,125 You filled her head with all that nonsense! 894 01:01:27,208 --> 01:01:31,500 He doesn't want to call you. A man does everything when he wants a woman. 895 01:01:31,583 --> 01:01:34,000 He's not "busy". Stop being naive! 896 01:01:35,625 --> 01:01:40,250 What's wrong? What did I say? God, stop it! No, stop her! 897 01:01:40,333 --> 01:01:44,625 I can't stop because I love him and nobody compares to him! 898 01:01:45,208 --> 01:01:50,083 But... Why don't you hide your feelings, like we do? It's much healthier. 899 01:01:50,166 --> 01:01:52,750 Maybe Bogdan is hiding his feelings for me. 900 01:01:52,833 --> 01:01:55,500 No way! Give me that. 901 01:01:55,583 --> 01:01:56,833 - File? - File. 902 01:02:01,000 --> 01:02:03,875 Look, what can you see here? A glass. 903 01:02:03,958 --> 01:02:05,708 - A screenshot... - Zoom in... 904 01:02:05,791 --> 01:02:08,958 - Right, it's a reflection of... - Of a being, a creature. 905 01:02:09,041 --> 01:02:13,000 Of a being, yes. Good. To the right, we see the bar's sign. 906 01:02:13,083 --> 01:02:15,333 It's white and blue. "Eat..." 907 01:02:15,416 --> 01:02:17,458 - Ramen. - So... 908 01:02:17,541 --> 01:02:22,333 - We're looking for places with ramen. - Exactly. We look at the logo and bam! 909 01:02:22,875 --> 01:02:24,875 He's at Gist. Likely with a woman. 910 01:02:27,000 --> 01:02:29,166 - No way. - Sorry, but it's over. 911 01:02:34,250 --> 01:02:36,666 When I thought you had no talent! 912 01:02:37,875 --> 01:02:42,125 Tomorrow is the reunion. At least I can stay in a situationship! 913 01:02:42,208 --> 01:02:45,791 It's a term we invented so we can get something on the side. 914 01:02:47,041 --> 01:02:50,208 All right. Let's go there and see if you're right. 915 01:02:50,791 --> 01:02:53,416 - Let's go. - If he says anything, I punch him. 916 01:02:55,750 --> 01:02:58,708 Listen, but... Don't you have anything to say? 917 01:02:58,791 --> 01:03:01,666 "The female must let the lion hunt other rabbits"? 918 01:03:01,750 --> 01:03:04,291 - Any other rubbish like that? - No. 919 01:03:05,250 --> 01:03:07,791 Both women and men need closure. 920 01:03:07,875 --> 01:03:10,583 It's hard, but otherwise you can't get over it. 921 01:03:15,041 --> 01:03:18,041 BRO, DO WE RELEASE THE PODCAST? 922 01:03:18,666 --> 01:03:21,125 There he is! I can't. 923 01:03:21,208 --> 01:03:23,250 - What a pig! - Is he with someone? 924 01:03:25,708 --> 01:03:28,166 - Is she pretty? - No! 925 01:03:28,250 --> 01:03:29,541 On the inside. 926 01:03:32,666 --> 01:03:35,375 - The signal. - And the green light. 927 01:03:49,625 --> 01:03:52,958 He sent me a text. "I'm thinking of you." What a jerk! 928 01:03:53,041 --> 01:03:56,125 - He's sending me this? - He realized he loves you? 929 01:03:58,333 --> 01:04:01,708 He needed someone to confirm that you're right for him. 930 01:04:02,583 --> 01:04:06,125 - Do you think so? - No, he's a thug! What did I say? 931 01:04:07,625 --> 01:04:08,708 She's gorgeous! 932 01:04:09,375 --> 01:04:13,625 That's it. Bring make-up remover pads and moisturizing cream to prison! 933 01:04:13,708 --> 01:04:18,416 Chill! That's the closure she needed, yeah? 934 01:04:18,500 --> 01:04:23,208 It's over. It's like a tooth. Badly decayed... 935 01:04:23,916 --> 01:04:29,250 It hurts when you pull it out, but tomorrow it'll be better. Come on! 936 01:04:33,000 --> 01:04:35,875 I can't believe it. Damn it! 937 01:04:43,000 --> 01:04:45,958 Honestly... I feel kind of bad. 938 01:04:46,916 --> 01:04:51,250 I also get streaks under my arms if I put on deodorant too quickly. 939 01:04:56,333 --> 01:05:00,625 What I was trying to say was... You're really good at this. 940 01:05:03,791 --> 01:05:07,333 - Thanks. - The girls really are much better than... 941 01:05:13,458 --> 01:05:16,041 What are you doing here? Are you on a date? 942 01:05:16,125 --> 01:05:17,666 What? Me? Who is she? 943 01:05:17,750 --> 01:05:21,333 Please, let's not have any lame fits in bars, okay? 944 01:05:21,416 --> 01:05:24,333 She's having a breakdown, it's embarrassing. 945 01:05:24,416 --> 01:05:29,000 There's really no point to fight over me and pull your hair out, OK? 946 01:05:29,083 --> 01:05:32,500 Stop it, please, okay? Stop it, Vicky, can't you hear me? 947 01:05:32,583 --> 01:05:37,833 Not my fault you're alone. Men are hunters. He has different needs. 948 01:05:37,916 --> 01:05:41,875 - That's how it's always been... - Wait! 949 01:05:41,958 --> 01:05:47,416 And because of that... When he finds the perfect woman, he retires in glory. 950 01:05:47,500 --> 01:05:48,416 Yes, darling? 951 01:05:51,291 --> 01:05:53,500 - Alpha Max? - Hey. 952 01:05:54,625 --> 01:05:57,375 - Hello. - Max? 953 01:06:01,833 --> 01:06:03,125 - You're good? - Yeah. 954 01:06:03,208 --> 01:06:04,833 - Still...? - Sometimes. 955 01:06:05,708 --> 01:06:06,541 Yeah. 956 01:06:10,208 --> 01:06:13,833 We're fine here, we can retire. Good night. Come. 957 01:06:19,375 --> 01:06:21,166 She's crazy! Not like you. 958 01:06:22,500 --> 01:06:24,333 - Did you? - No. 959 01:06:26,041 --> 01:06:29,208 Oh, my God! It was great! 960 01:06:31,125 --> 01:06:35,458 - I've always wanted to do that! - Okay! Done! 961 01:06:36,750 --> 01:06:39,666 - What, you don't like it? - He sent me a text. 962 01:06:41,541 --> 01:06:45,291 "Are you coming with him to the reunion? He'll have a fit! Yes. 963 01:06:47,208 --> 01:06:48,166 Thanks, Max. 964 01:06:50,041 --> 01:06:52,541 Come on, I'm going to cry for two hours. 965 01:06:55,166 --> 01:06:57,875 It's really sweet what you did for Vicky. 966 01:07:00,166 --> 01:07:03,208 Since you've never been in a serious relationship. 967 01:07:05,208 --> 01:07:09,750 Let's say I understand her. I had a relationship too. 968 01:07:10,500 --> 01:07:11,583 In high school. 969 01:07:13,958 --> 01:07:16,791 It was March the 8th and Chippendales came. 970 01:07:17,875 --> 01:07:19,166 We went to the club. 971 01:07:20,750 --> 01:07:23,416 They undressed, danced... They chose her. 972 01:07:23,500 --> 01:07:26,125 It wasn't difficult, she wanted it vehemently. 973 01:07:27,208 --> 01:07:31,291 She got on stage, started dancing, rubbing, covering herself in oil... 974 01:07:33,000 --> 01:07:36,375 Everyone filmed me, laughed at me. It was something... 975 01:07:37,708 --> 01:07:39,333 Then she said to me: 976 01:07:39,416 --> 01:07:42,375 "You're too desperate. And women don't want that." 977 01:07:42,458 --> 01:07:43,333 What then? 978 01:07:43,916 --> 01:07:46,791 She said I use my tongue and fingers too much. 979 01:07:47,708 --> 01:07:50,666 But, well... It was 2010, different times... 980 01:07:51,916 --> 01:07:55,375 She left with one of them and I never heard again of her. 981 01:07:58,375 --> 01:08:02,708 I was about 16 when I found out 982 01:08:02,791 --> 01:08:06,291 that my father was selling his body for money. 983 01:08:07,250 --> 01:08:10,833 Mom stayed silent so that we would have money to eat. 984 01:08:11,416 --> 01:08:14,250 My father left my mother when I was five. 985 01:08:14,333 --> 01:08:18,500 My mother told me I was allergic to strawberries so I've never eaten. 986 01:08:18,583 --> 01:08:21,125 I found out last year she was lying. 987 01:08:21,958 --> 01:08:26,583 My father left my mother and he said it was because of me. 988 01:08:26,666 --> 01:08:31,166 - He told me I would end up a whore. - I was breastfed until I was five. 989 01:08:31,250 --> 01:08:35,750 - I was left at my grandparents. - He beat me with a belt. 990 01:08:35,833 --> 01:08:41,625 - Me, with the washing machine hose. - At least, you got a beating being clean! 991 01:09:03,333 --> 01:09:08,125 See? It doesn't work. You said men should played with. 992 01:09:10,125 --> 01:09:13,708 - Great! Contests for couples. - What will you do tomorrow? 993 01:09:16,125 --> 01:09:17,375 I'll cry. 994 01:09:19,291 --> 01:09:20,416 I have an idea. 995 01:09:24,000 --> 01:09:25,208 The Uber's here! 996 01:09:29,041 --> 01:09:33,541 - What? When did you call it? - When you weren't looking. 997 01:09:34,375 --> 01:09:36,750 Well done! That's awesome! 998 01:09:37,875 --> 01:09:41,208 I'M GOING TO A REUNION, DON'T RELEASE THE PODCAST. 999 01:09:41,291 --> 01:09:46,500 - I wonder what the boys are doing now? - They're with some women, obviously. 1000 01:09:48,833 --> 01:09:50,958 - So, how much? - One million euros. 1001 01:09:52,250 --> 01:09:55,041 - And you, for how much? - To take it or give it? 1002 01:09:55,958 --> 01:09:58,875 - Take it. - One hundred million. 1003 01:09:58,958 --> 01:10:01,333 One hundred million to suck cock? 1004 01:10:05,250 --> 01:10:07,916 - They are not coming. - Yes! 1005 01:10:08,625 --> 01:10:09,791 Right, okay. 1006 01:10:11,333 --> 01:10:15,500 Welcome, children, to the ten-year reunion after finishing high school. 1007 01:10:16,916 --> 01:10:20,250 I'm glad to see my first graduating class. 1008 01:10:20,333 --> 01:10:24,541 I am also extremely pleased to see you again and my teachers. 1009 01:10:24,625 --> 01:10:29,125 Thanks to my geography teacher, who instilled in me a love of travel 1010 01:10:29,208 --> 01:10:33,750 and to the PE teacher to whom I owe this wonderful and absolutely fit body... 1011 01:10:40,791 --> 01:10:42,291 Look, dear, they're here! 1012 01:10:56,500 --> 01:11:00,375 Hello, you're not allowed to park your car in the schoolyard. 1013 01:11:00,458 --> 01:11:04,500 Where do you think you are? Who let you in? Mr. Costică? 1014 01:11:05,708 --> 01:11:07,708 Where's Mr. Costică, because I... 1015 01:11:13,291 --> 01:11:15,625 - Look at them. - I can't take it anymore! 1016 01:11:16,250 --> 01:11:18,666 - Yes, class mistress. - Thank you. 1017 01:11:18,750 --> 01:11:21,583 You're keeping yourself in such good shape! 1018 01:11:21,666 --> 01:11:25,041 Thank you very much. I have an ulcer. Let's go to the gym. 1019 01:11:25,791 --> 01:11:26,666 Make way... 1020 01:11:45,500 --> 01:11:46,875 Today, as you know, 1021 01:11:46,958 --> 01:11:50,083 we will choose the couple of the Class of 2015. 1022 01:11:52,375 --> 01:11:55,250 - Good luck! - Fine! Let's get started! 1023 01:11:55,333 --> 01:11:59,916 - The folk costume reinterpretation. - I've never done anything so embarrassing. 1024 01:12:12,791 --> 01:12:14,166 Come on! 1025 01:12:27,541 --> 01:12:31,333 - Aura! - I hope she doesn't win dressed like that. 1026 01:12:32,208 --> 01:12:37,250 - Maria Lătărețu is turning in her grave. - We came here to have a good time. 1027 01:12:37,333 --> 01:12:39,125 The cool guys aren't enough? 1028 01:12:39,208 --> 01:12:41,041 - Now you want to win? - Yes! 1029 01:12:41,125 --> 01:12:44,583 I want to beat her once, and see that unpleasant face 1030 01:12:44,666 --> 01:12:48,583 with those long legs and perfect tits fall, okay? 1031 01:12:52,333 --> 01:12:54,291 Lia! What poet was a doctor? 1032 01:12:54,958 --> 01:12:56,250 Come on, Lia... 1033 01:12:56,333 --> 01:12:59,000 - Bacovia. - All right, mate! 1034 01:12:59,083 --> 01:13:01,041 Wrong! Vasile Voiculescu. 1035 01:13:01,125 --> 01:13:04,708 - It's rigged! - It's the name of the school you're in. 1036 01:13:04,791 --> 01:13:07,375 You're disqualified, please, leave. 1037 01:13:10,250 --> 01:13:13,125 - Vicky! Muscles in the human body? - I knew it! 1038 01:13:13,208 --> 01:13:16,750 So we have biceps, triceps, and a pussyceps, there, ouch! 1039 01:13:16,833 --> 01:13:18,875 You never counted in the mirror? 1040 01:13:19,791 --> 01:13:21,333 - Fourteen! - My God! 500? 1041 01:13:21,416 --> 01:13:22,458 Right! 1042 01:13:25,166 --> 01:13:28,750 Class mistress, could you give me something a little harder. 1043 01:13:28,833 --> 01:13:30,583 The brain is a muscle too. 1044 01:13:34,416 --> 01:13:38,500 - Highest peak in Romania? - Moldoveanu, 2,544 meters. 1045 01:13:40,916 --> 01:13:41,958 Moldavian peak. 1046 01:13:42,041 --> 01:13:43,583 - Eftimie! - Yes? 1047 01:13:43,666 --> 01:13:46,208 - The Impaler's brother? - Radu the Handsome! 1048 01:13:47,208 --> 01:13:48,333 - Correct! - Yes! 1049 01:13:49,208 --> 01:13:50,791 - Little Alina? - Yes! 1050 01:13:50,875 --> 01:13:52,000 - Alina? - No! 1051 01:13:52,083 --> 01:13:53,708 Then shut up! Get out! 1052 01:13:54,375 --> 01:13:59,375 Little Alina! What color is the goat that is endangered in Romania? 1053 01:13:59,458 --> 01:14:01,833 - Black! - Well done, Little Alina! 1054 01:14:02,750 --> 01:14:03,583 Like me! 1055 01:14:04,500 --> 01:14:10,750 Next up... the dance! Let's see! Hop, hop! 1056 01:14:13,291 --> 01:14:17,666 - I had forgotten what a nerd you were! - Bogdan keeps looking at me and Max! 1057 01:14:20,916 --> 01:14:22,125 Move over a bit! 1058 01:14:24,083 --> 01:14:26,958 He's looking nasty! He's looking nasty! 1059 01:14:28,583 --> 01:14:32,833 - It must be the alcohol! - You drink two cocktails. Really? 1060 01:14:32,916 --> 01:14:36,541 - The sweet ones are the most dangerous. - What's wrong? 1061 01:14:38,000 --> 01:14:42,375 - Maybe you're not doing something right. - I tried all the moves. 1062 01:14:42,458 --> 01:14:45,708 I even used my other hand, even though one is enough. 1063 01:14:47,458 --> 01:14:52,250 I know and appreciate that, but... You're very hard to please. 1064 01:14:54,875 --> 01:14:59,000 Dance! Let's dance! 1065 01:14:59,083 --> 01:15:02,708 Dance! 1066 01:16:44,333 --> 01:16:48,500 He's my boyfriend! 1067 01:16:48,583 --> 01:16:50,541 That's me, bitches! 1068 01:16:52,416 --> 01:16:55,041 Let's see how well you know each other. 1069 01:16:57,875 --> 01:17:00,041 Excuse me! 1070 01:17:00,125 --> 01:17:03,458 - What is her favorite color? - Grej, obviously. 1071 01:17:05,250 --> 01:17:08,541 Grey, black. Something really sad. 1072 01:17:08,625 --> 01:17:11,125 - Pink! - Disqualified! 1073 01:17:11,791 --> 01:17:12,958 What "grej"? 1074 01:17:13,041 --> 01:17:15,458 You're always sad, you're so gloomy! 1075 01:17:17,666 --> 01:17:18,875 ALPHA MAX DESTROYED 1076 01:17:18,958 --> 01:17:22,833 Mr. Șutescu, when did you ask her to marry you? 1077 01:17:22,916 --> 01:17:26,291 - Really? - It was like we were on holiday... 1078 01:17:28,458 --> 01:17:31,833 I don't remember. I asked her, she said "yes", so... 1079 01:17:31,916 --> 01:17:33,125 Not cool. 1080 01:17:34,291 --> 01:17:38,416 - What's her favorite food? - Cigarettes with coffee! 1081 01:17:39,166 --> 01:17:42,791 So please, Mr. Star, refrain, so please, kindly. 1082 01:17:42,875 --> 01:17:44,750 Let's change the question. 1083 01:17:44,833 --> 01:17:48,041 What is her skincare routine? In the evening. 1084 01:17:49,833 --> 01:17:52,083 We don't have a winning couple. 1085 01:17:52,166 --> 01:17:54,875 A double cleanse with oil and then gel, 1086 01:17:54,958 --> 01:17:58,541 followed by toner, hyaluronic acid face serum, eyebrow gel, 1087 01:17:58,625 --> 01:18:01,166 anti-ageing mask, all Viorica products. 1088 01:18:01,250 --> 01:18:06,083 Because she only uses natural products, taken by Vicky, right? 1089 01:18:07,833 --> 01:18:12,166 - And a shot of collagen 21. - That's right, grade A. 1090 01:18:12,750 --> 01:18:15,125 That's right, grade A. You win. 1091 01:18:26,500 --> 01:18:27,750 Mrs. Sandu? 1092 01:18:31,250 --> 01:18:33,000 Thank you very much! 1093 01:18:33,083 --> 01:18:36,708 How I have longed for justice to be done in this life! 1094 01:18:43,375 --> 01:18:46,083 The couple of the year! I am so excited... 1095 01:18:46,166 --> 01:18:49,625 - "Combinations, Not Relationships". - Shut up, what's that? 1096 01:18:49,708 --> 01:18:51,666 - ...Ștefan. - Thanks, Max. 1097 01:18:51,750 --> 01:18:56,958 I think we need to clarify first the video from your mother's house. 1098 01:18:57,041 --> 01:19:02,041 It was made by some frustrated women, led by that unfucked Anca. 1099 01:19:02,125 --> 01:19:04,791 Unfucked yet, because you promised, right? 1100 01:19:04,875 --> 01:19:06,750 The promise remains a promise, 1101 01:19:06,833 --> 01:19:09,958 until the date of the release of this podcast, 1102 01:19:10,041 --> 01:19:13,791 Anca will be just another name in my notebook, by the way. 1103 01:19:13,875 --> 01:19:17,333 Which is perfectly fine, perfectly fair. A tough catch, but... 1104 01:19:17,416 --> 01:19:19,750 - Shit! - An unclaimed prize. 1105 01:19:20,666 --> 01:19:23,375 Hey, we need to talk! Please, stop listening! 1106 01:19:23,458 --> 01:19:26,583 Come here! Come on, talk to me! 1107 01:19:26,666 --> 01:19:31,000 They're struggling to find someone to go on the reunion... 1108 01:19:32,666 --> 01:19:34,708 - It's wireless. - Give me the phone! 1109 01:19:35,416 --> 01:19:36,833 - Stop! - You're rude! 1110 01:19:36,916 --> 01:19:41,333 Me? After what you've been doing? Can't you see he doesn't even want you? 1111 01:19:41,416 --> 01:19:42,750 It's a joke! 1112 01:19:45,083 --> 01:19:47,625 It's made with AI! Everyone knows... 1113 01:19:47,708 --> 01:19:50,541 One of his mates is clearly gay. 1114 01:19:50,625 --> 01:19:54,458 So imagine how far we've come in bringing men to their knees. 1115 01:19:54,541 --> 01:19:57,041 They complain that there are no real men! 1116 01:19:57,125 --> 01:20:00,708 You know what? Neither do I. And I'm very happy to be alone. 1117 01:20:00,791 --> 01:20:03,708 - Stop this nonsense! - If you don't hit him, I will... 1118 01:20:03,791 --> 01:20:05,000 - No! - Stop it! 1119 01:20:05,541 --> 01:20:06,541 Better idea! 1120 01:20:07,083 --> 01:20:10,833 You voted for Nicușor. Alpha Max is the man of the system! 1121 01:20:10,916 --> 01:20:13,833 Cover yourself! Stop deflowering around here! 1122 01:20:13,916 --> 01:20:16,291 Stop looking at her! Embarrassing. 1123 01:20:17,750 --> 01:20:19,583 - It's from the vaccine. - Really? 1124 01:20:28,125 --> 01:20:30,083 "How are the girls?" 1125 01:20:30,750 --> 01:20:35,666 Vicky! Hey, but you really have no sense of decency and common sense, 1126 01:20:35,750 --> 01:20:37,291 why are you looking? 1127 01:20:38,958 --> 01:20:42,875 Stop filming, can't you hear me? Stop it, leave me alone! 1128 01:20:42,958 --> 01:20:45,791 - She's showing her boobs! - You are so stupid! 1129 01:20:45,875 --> 01:20:50,500 No! Stop! They're not the ones who are frustrated! 1130 01:20:50,583 --> 01:20:55,000 If anyone here is frustrated, it's me, okay? And I'm sorry! 1131 01:20:55,083 --> 01:20:58,791 I made this when I was upset, it should never have been posted! 1132 01:20:58,875 --> 01:21:03,041 I feel really stupid! It's embarrassing, really! I'm sorry! 1133 01:21:03,708 --> 01:21:06,250 People make mistakes, guys! 1134 01:21:07,708 --> 01:21:10,250 Max is a man who learns. 1135 01:21:10,333 --> 01:21:14,708 He gave me the strength to acknowledge things that I'd never recognize! 1136 01:21:15,250 --> 01:21:19,166 And that is why, today, in front of you, I want to tell you... 1137 01:21:19,250 --> 01:21:23,875 - You don't have to! - Yes, I have to! I'm... 1138 01:21:27,041 --> 01:21:28,041 Bald! 1139 01:21:30,000 --> 01:21:33,375 For three years and I'm in a desperate situation! 1140 01:21:33,458 --> 01:21:37,041 I've tried all kinds of powder! I don't know if you see it. 1141 01:21:37,125 --> 01:21:39,208 - Can you see it? No! - No. 1142 01:21:40,666 --> 01:21:41,958 That's it! 1143 01:21:44,291 --> 01:21:45,666 Oh, dear! 1144 01:22:01,416 --> 01:22:04,166 - Let's go home, baby. - Cut the crap! 1145 01:22:38,125 --> 01:22:39,250 Damn it! 1146 01:22:42,250 --> 01:22:43,208 Alina? 1147 01:22:45,416 --> 01:22:47,875 - Anca? - Yes. 1148 01:22:53,958 --> 01:22:56,250 I broke a nail, ouch, ouch, ouch! 1149 01:23:03,375 --> 01:23:05,208 - That's why you cry? - I'm not. 1150 01:23:06,375 --> 01:23:07,250 Neither am I. 1151 01:23:11,500 --> 01:23:12,333 Well done! 1152 01:23:14,458 --> 01:23:17,458 - Did you see that I won? - I saw! Congratulations! 1153 01:23:18,041 --> 01:23:18,875 Thanks. 1154 01:23:21,250 --> 01:23:25,083 Iustin... he's not, actually, my boyfriend! 1155 01:23:25,958 --> 01:23:28,916 And why did you lie about having a boyfriend? 1156 01:23:29,000 --> 01:23:32,083 I didn't want to seem lonely and sad, which I'm not! 1157 01:23:37,416 --> 01:23:39,166 And I wanted to impress you! 1158 01:23:40,750 --> 01:23:41,583 Don't smile! 1159 01:23:42,541 --> 01:23:45,625 Why I care about what other people think of me? 1160 01:23:45,708 --> 01:23:48,708 Especially you! I'm single and happy! 1161 01:23:54,708 --> 01:23:55,833 Why are you crying? 1162 01:23:57,250 --> 01:24:00,666 He doesn't even know when he asked me to marry him. 1163 01:24:03,791 --> 01:24:09,291 Surely he has other qualities... Didn't you say he always comes back? 1164 01:24:11,583 --> 01:24:12,708 Anca! 1165 01:24:20,083 --> 01:24:23,875 What did I tell you? Men are rubbish and we shouldn't trust them! 1166 01:24:23,958 --> 01:24:26,791 I don't want to defend him, but you should know... 1167 01:24:27,625 --> 01:24:29,541 I'm not interested anymore! 1168 01:24:30,708 --> 01:24:32,333 I want to tell you that... 1169 01:24:34,416 --> 01:24:37,416 I was a complete idiot and I'm sorry! 1170 01:24:38,875 --> 01:24:42,500 I don't know why I care about what other people think of me! 1171 01:24:42,583 --> 01:24:47,041 Whether they think I'm fulfilled or not, if I'm the best or the worst! 1172 01:24:47,833 --> 01:24:52,916 The important thing is to be myself! I've been a pain in the arse, I'm sorry! 1173 01:24:53,708 --> 01:24:55,541 And I love you all so much! 1174 01:25:00,541 --> 01:25:04,666 It's really stupid that you did all this to impress that stupid Alina! 1175 01:25:04,750 --> 01:25:07,958 Besides her good looks, she has no qualities! 1176 01:25:08,041 --> 01:25:11,208 - She's not happy with that man of hers! - He's a douche! 1177 01:25:11,291 --> 01:25:15,291 Well, you can't be happy, it's just a bloody reunion! 1178 01:25:15,375 --> 01:25:18,250 So she's unhappy, broken and she has herpes too! 1179 01:25:23,666 --> 01:25:25,333 Alina! 1180 01:25:27,000 --> 01:25:30,625 - Do you really think I look good? - What can I do? 1181 01:25:31,541 --> 01:25:36,083 Come on, stop crying! Look, do you want to go shopping? 1182 01:25:36,166 --> 01:25:39,375 - No, I don't want to! - Then let's go for a drink! 1183 01:25:39,458 --> 01:25:41,791 I don't want that either! 1184 01:25:42,875 --> 01:25:46,416 I'm sick of men making fun of us! 1185 01:25:46,500 --> 01:25:51,791 - So you want us to make fun of them? - Yes, I do! I do! 1186 01:25:51,875 --> 01:25:54,375 - Treat them like rags? - Yes! 1187 01:25:54,458 --> 01:25:57,708 - Yes, let's put money in their knickers! - Yes! 1188 01:25:57,791 --> 01:26:00,208 - What? - Let's go to a strip club! 1189 01:26:01,041 --> 01:26:06,416 - Yes, let's go to a strip club! - Alina? Alina! 1190 01:26:08,625 --> 01:26:10,708 - To a strip club! - Striptease! 1191 01:26:20,000 --> 01:26:21,041 Striptease! 1192 01:26:27,833 --> 01:26:30,666 - Fifteen! Gin and tonic! - Hold on, girls! 1193 01:26:30,750 --> 01:26:32,875 Look how hunched over you are! 1194 01:26:32,958 --> 01:26:36,166 How wonderful it is to have lots of girlfriends! 1195 01:26:36,250 --> 01:26:39,708 Vicky, you need to dye your roots, look at how it looks. 1196 01:26:39,791 --> 01:26:44,291 For all the women who have realized that they don't need men to be happy! 1197 01:26:55,958 --> 01:26:58,041 - I'm getting a divorce! - Me too! 1198 01:26:59,000 --> 01:27:01,666 - You're not married! - I want to be happy. 1199 01:27:01,750 --> 01:27:04,125 - Anca opened my eyes! - Close them again! 1200 01:27:04,208 --> 01:27:07,250 You've just met this guy! You can't stay with him! 1201 01:27:07,958 --> 01:27:09,166 Strippers! 1202 01:27:10,916 --> 01:27:13,041 Alina! 1203 01:27:14,583 --> 01:27:16,541 Life is beautiful! 1204 01:27:18,958 --> 01:27:20,583 We have to wake her up! 1205 01:27:23,833 --> 01:27:25,000 Alina! 1206 01:27:35,375 --> 01:27:37,458 - Are you're sure? - It's here. 1207 01:27:37,541 --> 01:27:40,458 For this information, I declare you a non-wimp! 1208 01:27:40,541 --> 01:27:42,875 All right! Go on, win her back! 1209 01:27:43,833 --> 01:27:44,708 Okay... 1210 01:27:48,291 --> 01:27:51,833 - I tried, but if she's a slut... - Now don't be a wimp! 1211 01:28:28,708 --> 01:28:30,583 - What do you want? - A threesome! 1212 01:28:33,458 --> 01:28:35,333 - I apologize! - What? 1213 01:28:35,416 --> 01:28:37,500 - I said I apologize! - What? 1214 01:28:37,583 --> 01:28:38,916 I apologize, okay? 1215 01:28:39,583 --> 01:28:42,166 I heard you, but I wanted to see you squirm! 1216 01:28:58,125 --> 01:29:02,416 Hey, no way! 1217 01:29:18,041 --> 01:29:19,250 I'm proud of you. 1218 01:29:20,666 --> 01:29:23,583 - Come on, practice with me some more. - Okay. 1219 01:29:24,416 --> 01:29:28,125 Anca, I have this thing between my pectorals and upper abdomen... 1220 01:29:28,208 --> 01:29:32,833 Feelings! You have feelings, that's what you have. Come on. 1221 01:29:32,916 --> 01:29:34,250 Yes. But you? 1222 01:29:34,333 --> 01:29:36,166 - Wanna tell me something? - No. 1223 01:29:39,583 --> 01:29:44,416 - Not... yet. - When you feel like it. 1224 01:29:45,000 --> 01:29:47,375 - Is that alright, Max? - Oh, nice! 1225 01:29:48,208 --> 01:29:49,916 - Astrological chart! - Tag me! 1226 01:29:51,708 --> 01:29:55,166 Is the cake coming? I haven't eaten sugar since Thursday. 1227 01:29:57,416 --> 01:30:00,041 So? What's the problem? 1228 01:30:02,083 --> 01:30:06,541 The problem is that... I don't want to have sex. 1229 01:30:08,458 --> 01:30:10,125 I want us to make love. 1230 01:30:14,208 --> 01:30:15,041 Me too. 1231 01:30:15,125 --> 01:30:21,791 Happy birthday to you! 1232 01:30:21,875 --> 01:30:23,333 Nice design! 1233 01:30:23,416 --> 01:30:26,541 Thank you very much. It's a successful mold. 1234 01:30:27,291 --> 01:30:28,625 Happy birthday, honey! 1235 01:30:41,666 --> 01:30:43,208 No, thanks. 1236 01:30:43,291 --> 01:30:45,291 - Please! - Does it contain lactose? 1237 01:30:45,375 --> 01:30:50,916 - Yes. But I bought a larger litter box. - Okay. I deserved that. 1238 01:30:54,166 --> 01:30:58,458 And you deserve all the feelings I can give you... 1239 01:30:59,250 --> 01:31:00,375 Please. 1240 01:31:03,375 --> 01:31:04,666 - Mom! - Yes? 1241 01:31:04,750 --> 01:31:07,250 I'm going to show her the house! 1242 01:31:07,333 --> 01:31:11,750 - Maxi, I've done a little redecorating. - How little? 1243 01:31:19,791 --> 01:31:21,666 Maybe starting next time? 1244 01:31:23,833 --> 01:31:24,666 Yes. 1245 01:31:30,500 --> 01:31:35,333 What did I have to say to make us stop? Constantinescu? Băsescu? Iohannis! 1246 01:31:35,416 --> 01:31:40,791 Iohannis! 1247 01:31:40,875 --> 01:31:43,583 Iohannis! 1248 01:31:43,666 --> 01:31:44,833 THE END 1249 01:31:46,416 --> 01:31:48,333 HELP US MAKE BETTER MOVIES 1250 01:31:48,416 --> 01:31:51,166 SEND FEEDBACK WE PROMISE WE WILL CONSIDER IT 102637