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Illumination.
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Hyah! Hyah!
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Hey! Hey! Hey!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
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Uh
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Eh
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- Hey.
- Hey. Yoo-hoo.
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Oh!
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All right, everybody,
gather round.
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This is our latest,
very special exhibit
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where you’ll learn all about
your favorite movies
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- and actors.
- Wow. -Ooh.
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Welcome to
The Magic of Hollywood!
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Look at all
this cool stuff. Oh.
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Look up there. It’s E.T.
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Oh, and look at this one.
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Keanu Reeves.
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And you all know
George Lucas, right?
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Oh, yes, he’s great.
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I’d really like to go home now.
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Come on, only a few more weeks
left in the exhibit.
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You can do it.
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Can I at least have
my cell phone?
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Oh, George, you’re just gonna
use it to call for help.
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Oh, and over here,
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oh, wow, the most important
figures in the exhibit.
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Without them,
there would be no Hollywood.
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James and Henry!
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Who?
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Are you serious?
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James and Henry.
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- Minions.
- I know the Minions.
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But I’ve never seen, uh
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James and Henry.
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- Yeah. Never heard of them.
- Me neither.
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This is insane!
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James and Henry
are legends, and
they changed Hollywood forever.
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Not just Hollywood,
they changed the world.
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And their story is epic.
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They’re what?
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What is she talking about?
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You know what? Change of plans.
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Everybody, sit down. Now.
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All of you. Come on, sit down.
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Tommy. You, too, Glasses
and Mr. Johnson.
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And-and-and you, too,
Bubble Girl.
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As you may know,
throughout time,
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dozens of Minion tribes
have been roaming our planet,
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searching for
the perfect villain
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to serve.
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Ho, ho
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And among them
was a very special guy.
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That’s him right there.
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James.
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He liked to draw, paint,
but, above all,
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he loved to invent stories
and share them
with his buddies.
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- Hey, Alberto.
Look at me booka.
- Huh?
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¿Te gusta?
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Uh um, meh.
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Ah. Uh, Eric.
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Huh?
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Hey, James! Hey!
Okay?
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Uh, uh, es Sí, sí.
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The rest of his tribe, however,
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they were just interested
in one thing.
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Big Boss. Ooh
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To serve the most evil
master they can find.
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And this guy checked
all the boxes.
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Scary? Check.
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Burly? Check.
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- Super mean?
- Ooh.
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Pout! Pout! Pout!
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Double check.
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Oh.
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No, no, no!
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Pout! Pout! Pout!
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Pout! Pout! Pout!
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He was a perfect ten.
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Pout! Pout! Pout!
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Pout! Pout! Pout!
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To show their new master
how much they cared,
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the Minions did everything
for him.
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But James wanted
to go one step further
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and create something
truly wonderful for his master.
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Uh, uh, what? Ah.
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Ah. Hey, Big Boss!
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Hey, looka! Looka!
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Regarde!
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C’est tu!
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Et c’est nous!
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Big Boss! Big Boss! Big Boss!
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Pout, pout, pout.
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Uh
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No, pout, pout, pouta. No.
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No.
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Eh?
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Regarde! Regarde!
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Ah, ooh, ooh.
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Uh, pulla, pulla
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Phew.
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Hey, hey, uh, no, no, no!
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¡Cuidado! ¡Cuidado!
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Oomph!
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Ow!
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Oh! Ooh! Oh!
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- Oh, James.
- James.
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The Minions were banished
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from the Cyclops’s island
that day,
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and everyone was mad at James.
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James, James, James!
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- Oh.
- Well, not everyone.
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One other Minion
found it very funny.
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Big Boss. Pout, pout, pout.
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Ayah, ouch.
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And that was Henry.
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HENRY [sighs]: Ooh la la la.
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Allez.
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Hey, James.
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Ah, sí, sí.
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Uh-uh.
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Nope. Nope, nope, nope.
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Hey.
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Huh?
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Mee-ta Henry.
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Ah, bello. Mee-ta James.
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- Tapioca?
- Ah, oh, tapioca.
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Ooh, hey.
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Sí.
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Oh, oh.
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Hey, oh!
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- Ah, o-okay. Sí, sí.
- Sí. Sí.
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Blah.
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And from that moment on,
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James and Henry
were inseparable.
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The best of friends
and by each other’s side
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- no matter where they went
- Big Boss! Big Boss!
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- or who they worked for.
- Big Boss! Big Boss! Big Boss!
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Their next master
was extremely promising,
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very powerful and,
more importantly, very evil.
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And his book-- ooh, dear me,
it had some
wicked spells in it.
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Misha stroganoff.
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Oh la la la.
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Brush up! Brush up!
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No touch of la bookiski.
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- No touch of!
- Okay, okay. No touch of.
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Ah.
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- No touch of!
- Bah no, no.
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Hey, James. James.
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Come here, come here. Looka.
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Touch of la bookiski.
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Oh.
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Looka. Come here, come here.
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Oh.
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Bella la monstra.
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Ooh la. Ooh.
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Oh, oh! La! La rabbit!
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Holy kawaii! Voy a la spella.
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Uh
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Aw.
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cute-a.
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Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no!
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Uh, hah. Blah. Command-Zed.
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Command-Zed!
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Undo!
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Command-Zed!
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Undo!
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Once again, the Minions
had inadvertently
lost a master.
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Henry!
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On the plus side,
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James and Henry’s friendship
became stronger that day
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- Uh
- Uh
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even if it made
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some of the other Minions
unhappy.
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Oh, this is Ed, by the way.
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He’s a friendly Minion
who is a bit hard of hearing.
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So they came up with a way of
communicating with each other.
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- Y polenta, la mango.
- Mm-hmm.
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Come here.
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Huh?
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And so the Minions went
from one boss to the next.
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And there were many.
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The Big Boss!
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Uh, buddies.
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Por favor.
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Uh. Huh? Ah!
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Oh, Chris!
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Oh, Bill.
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Oh, Patrick.
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Huh?
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Oh, Brian.
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But after a while,
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they couldn’t find
any more evil masters to serve.
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For a very long time,
the Minions wandered about,
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tired and losing hope.
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Okay.
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Okay?
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And that
very bossy Minion there,
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that’s Dick.
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He barked at everyone
to make camp for the night.
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Eh, bup, bup, bup, bup, bup.
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Now, because of their nonstop
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blabbering and giggling,
Dick ordered Henry and James
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to go sleep away from
everyone else, as per usual.
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Which was fine with them,
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as it meant they could
stay up all night
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discussing the meaning of life,
the cosmos,
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their hopes, their dreams.
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- Ooh la la.
- Bank you.
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- Bellissimo, James.
- Uh-huh.
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Ah. [speaks Minionese] Dick.
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asparagus.
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Mick or no.
Mick or no. Mick or no.
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Hey, yo!
Henry, James! Sleepa!
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Hey.
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Go, go, go.
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- Hey, Henry, wake up.
- Huh?
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Oof. And with that,
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Dick lost his temper again.
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And he said all he had on
his mind about the two friends.
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Henry thought long and hard
about Dick’s remarks
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and decided to punch him.
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But thankfully Ed intervened,
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signed for his friend
to calm down,
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breathe deeply
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- and
- Hey. Hey!
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punched Dick himself.
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Uh, putt, putt, putt, putt.
Okay?
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Well, this seemed like
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- the breaking point
- Looka!
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but then Dick saw something
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that would change
the Minions’ lives forever.
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Big Boss! Ah! Ooh! Ah!
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Big Boss.
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Hey, buddies!
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Bye-bye!
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What the?
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Hyah!
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Huh? Buddies, looka!
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To the train!
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- Follow him!
- Get on up! Get after him!
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Go, go, go!
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Hmm?
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- After him!
- Come here, you little
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Hey!
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Huh? Oh.
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Hey! Down here!
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Buddies! Helpa me!
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What? Oh!
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Whoa, whoa!
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Big Boss! Hey!
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- Uh, oh.
- Oh.
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Hey, hey, looka.
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Toot, toot!
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Uh, uh, oh.
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Oh, oh, oh.
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Hey. Toot, toot!
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- Toot!
- Toot!
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- Agh.
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- Broke off.
- Huh?
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Toot, toot!
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- Toot, toot, toot!
- Toot, toot!
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Buddies, go, go!
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Toot, toot!
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Ah!
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Please don’t hurt me!
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MINIONS [dreamily]:
Big Boss.
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Phew.
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Look out!
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00:19:23,023 --> 00:19:24,542
Kumquat?
271
00:19:25,405 --> 00:19:26,337
Huh?
272
00:19:26,475 --> 00:19:27,649
Huh?
273
00:19:27,787 --> 00:19:29,409
No.
274
00:19:35,519 --> 00:19:37,797
Stop!
275
00:19:37,935 --> 00:19:41,594
Sto
276
00:19:41,732 --> 00:19:44,113
op!
277
00:19:53,537 --> 00:19:55,470
Toot, toot.
278
00:19:55,608 --> 00:19:57,610
Cut!
279
00:19:57,748 --> 00:19:59,922
Okay, people, back to one.
280
00:20:01,338 --> 00:20:02,856
And you!
281
00:20:02,994 --> 00:20:04,996
Do you have any idea
what you have done?
282
00:20:06,688 --> 00:20:08,552
la Boss y, uh, conducto
283
00:20:08,690 --> 00:20:11,244
Huh? E la toot, toot.
Y la James también.
284
00:20:11,382 --> 00:20:12,487
Sí, toot, toot.
285
00:20:14,489 --> 00:20:16,145
Stop! Stop.
286
00:20:16,284 --> 00:20:18,147
You’ve ruined everything.
287
00:20:18,286 --> 00:20:20,046
It was a perfect scene.
288
00:20:20,184 --> 00:20:22,980
All that work. All that money.
All that effort.
289
00:20:23,118 --> 00:20:24,499
Uh [speaks Minionese] No?
290
00:20:24,637 --> 00:20:25,914
Get out of here.
291
00:20:26,052 --> 00:20:27,502
You, you, you, you,
you, you, you, you.
292
00:20:27,640 --> 00:20:28,537
- And you.
- Me?
293
00:20:28,675 --> 00:20:30,159
Definitely you. Get out!
294
00:20:30,298 --> 00:20:33,024
Out! Out, out, out, out, out!
295
00:20:33,162 --> 00:20:34,992
Out!
296
00:20:37,063 --> 00:20:38,892
Verschwindet!
297
00:20:39,030 --> 00:20:40,584
Let’s go again.
298
00:20:40,722 --> 00:20:42,033
Uh, hey, boss.
299
00:20:42,171 --> 00:20:43,794
We’re out of film.
300
00:20:45,589 --> 00:20:48,143
This is not going
to go down well.
301
00:21:07,473 --> 00:21:09,613
You tell that no-talent bum
302
00:21:09,751 --> 00:21:11,925
if he messes up again,
he’s fired!
303
00:21:12,063 --> 00:21:14,065
And then send him
a bottle of champagne
304
00:21:14,203 --> 00:21:16,171
because it’s his birthday.
305
00:21:16,309 --> 00:21:18,587
Oh! There he is.
306
00:21:18,725 --> 00:21:20,520
Our favorite director.
307
00:21:20,658 --> 00:21:21,832
Hello, Mr. Bright.
308
00:21:21,970 --> 00:21:23,558
- Mr. Bright.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
309
00:21:23,696 --> 00:21:25,180
All right,
let’s see what you shot.
310
00:21:26,319 --> 00:21:27,665
Roll the scene, now.
311
00:21:27,803 --> 00:21:29,633
We are so excited to see it.
312
00:21:29,771 --> 00:21:31,082
Come on, let’s go.
313
00:21:31,220 --> 00:21:32,808
Just so you know, Mr. Bright,
314
00:21:32,946 --> 00:21:34,362
we had
315
00:21:34,500 --> 00:21:36,674
a small problem.
316
00:21:36,812 --> 00:21:37,882
A problem?
317
00:21:38,020 --> 00:21:40,126
Is just a puzzle
for friends to solve.
318
00:21:40,264 --> 00:21:42,128
Problems cost money, Elwood.
319
00:21:42,266 --> 00:21:43,612
If this scene is terrible,
320
00:21:43,750 --> 00:21:47,720
you will never work
in this town again.
321
00:21:47,858 --> 00:21:49,135
But we’re sure you’ll do great
322
00:21:49,273 --> 00:21:51,102
in any number of other towns.
323
00:21:52,587 --> 00:21:54,140
Roll the scene, please,
and thank you.
324
00:22:18,302 --> 00:22:20,339
Ooh, here we go.
325
00:22:23,687 --> 00:22:25,309
What is going on?
326
00:22:25,447 --> 00:22:27,760
I know. That’s what I was
trying to tell you at the
327
00:22:30,625 --> 00:22:32,385
What are those things?
328
00:22:32,523 --> 00:22:34,318
Uh they, uh
329
00:22:34,456 --> 00:22:35,768
You changed the whole scene.
330
00:22:35,906 --> 00:22:37,528
But I didn’t.
331
00:22:37,666 --> 00:22:40,497
I oh, boy, I didn’t.
332
00:22:40,635 --> 00:22:42,257
It’s genius!
333
00:22:42,395 --> 00:22:43,603
What?
334
00:22:45,433 --> 00:22:46,951
The scene, it’s great.
335
00:22:47,089 --> 00:22:48,815
It’s better than great.
I love it!
336
00:22:48,953 --> 00:22:51,577
Those sickly children,
oh, they’re fantastic.
337
00:22:51,715 --> 00:22:53,337
They have to be in
every shot of the movie.
338
00:22:53,475 --> 00:22:54,890
Uh yeah.
339
00:22:55,028 --> 00:22:56,927
Okay. Absolutely.
340
00:22:57,065 --> 00:23:00,068
I’m going to get
my very good friends--
341
00:23:00,206 --> 00:23:02,484
just those, uh, uh,
what’s their names--
342
00:23:02,622 --> 00:23:04,900
and put them in the movie!
343
00:23:08,939 --> 00:23:09,836
Sam?
344
00:23:09,974 --> 00:23:11,390
Elwood?
345
00:23:11,528 --> 00:23:13,288
Would you mind playing it?
346
00:23:13,426 --> 00:23:14,703
All right.
347
00:23:18,120 --> 00:23:20,675
Ah, that’s the stuff, Frankie.
348
00:23:20,813 --> 00:23:23,781
Ah, yes, it is, Elwood.
349
00:23:23,919 --> 00:23:26,853
Schnell! Schnell!
Get me my car!
350
00:23:26,991 --> 00:23:28,821
Faster, faster!
351
00:23:28,959 --> 00:23:31,271
We need to find them.
Where are they?
352
00:23:31,410 --> 00:23:32,445
Get out of the way!
353
00:23:32,583 --> 00:23:34,309
Move it, move it!
354
00:23:38,762 --> 00:23:40,108
SUFFRAGETTES [chanting]:
Give women the vote!
355
00:23:40,246 --> 00:23:41,592
Give women the vote!
356
00:23:41,730 --> 00:23:43,352
- Give women the vote!
- Take the next right.
357
00:23:43,491 --> 00:23:45,078
They could be on Sunset.
358
00:23:46,494 --> 00:23:48,185
- Ah.
- Ah.
359
00:23:48,323 --> 00:23:50,221
Oh, looka!
360
00:23:50,359 --> 00:23:51,533
Ooh, ooh, ooh!
361
00:23:55,192 --> 00:23:56,607
Mmm!
362
00:23:56,745 --> 00:23:57,884
Hey, hey!
363
00:24:03,614 --> 00:24:04,891
Oh.
364
00:24:08,308 --> 00:24:09,309
Eh, looka.
365
00:24:15,557 --> 00:24:17,214
Hey!
366
00:24:17,352 --> 00:24:19,250
- Huh?
- Don’t let ’em get away!
367
00:24:20,700 --> 00:24:22,253
Huh?
368
00:24:25,533 --> 00:24:26,706
Huh?
369
00:24:35,266 --> 00:24:36,923
Whoa!
370
00:24:47,002 --> 00:24:48,452
My boys!
371
00:24:48,590 --> 00:24:50,868
I’ve been looking all over
for you. Get in, get in.
372
00:24:51,006 --> 00:24:52,525
- There they are!
- Uh
373
00:24:52,663 --> 00:24:54,113
Get those little guys!
374
00:24:55,459 --> 00:24:57,357
Quick, quick.
375
00:24:57,496 --> 00:24:58,635
Go, go, go!
376
00:25:00,637 --> 00:25:03,156
Don’t let them get away!
377
00:25:03,294 --> 00:25:04,951
Banana!
378
00:25:13,684 --> 00:25:15,755
Wunderbar. Wunderbar.
379
00:25:15,893 --> 00:25:17,481
Uh, first things first.
380
00:25:17,619 --> 00:25:18,827
Who are you?
381
00:25:18,965 --> 00:25:20,346
- Henry.
- Y James.
382
00:25:20,484 --> 00:25:21,968
Dick.
383
00:25:23,936 --> 00:25:25,213
- Ed.
- Uh
384
00:25:25,351 --> 00:25:26,732
- Soy Peter!
- Ken.
385
00:25:31,806 --> 00:25:33,877
Is-is there a name
I can just call all of you?
386
00:25:34,015 --> 00:25:35,119
Bah
387
00:25:35,257 --> 00:25:36,327
Minions.
388
00:25:36,465 --> 00:25:38,985
Look, Minions, my name is Max.
389
00:25:39,123 --> 00:25:40,504
Bello, Max!
390
00:25:40,642 --> 00:25:42,299
Yeah, hi.
391
00:25:42,437 --> 00:25:44,577
Okay, I’m so sorry
about earlier.
392
00:25:44,715 --> 00:25:47,511
So, I would like
to work with you.
393
00:25:47,649 --> 00:25:49,444
We should make movies.
394
00:25:49,582 --> 00:25:50,652
- Movies?
- Movies?
395
00:25:50,790 --> 00:25:51,964
- Movies?
- Huh?
396
00:25:52,102 --> 00:25:54,035
You don’t know what movies are?
397
00:25:54,173 --> 00:25:55,519
Mm
398
00:25:55,657 --> 00:26:00,075
Movies are stories that
play out right in front of you,
399
00:26:00,213 --> 00:26:04,597
and people love them and people
love the people who make them.
400
00:26:04,735 --> 00:26:06,565
storya.
401
00:26:06,703 --> 00:26:09,291
James
La storya.
402
00:26:09,429 --> 00:26:10,879
Le movies? ¿Para mí?
403
00:26:11,017 --> 00:26:13,019
Sí, James. Sí!
404
00:26:15,712 --> 00:26:18,577
Welcome to
Bright Brothers Pictures,
405
00:26:18,715 --> 00:26:21,476
where we make
all kinds of movies.
406
00:26:21,614 --> 00:26:23,271
Oh, oh!
407
00:26:25,687 --> 00:26:27,620
- Hello, Josh.
- Hey, Sam.
408
00:26:29,795 --> 00:26:31,659
Perfect.
409
00:26:37,906 --> 00:26:39,459
All right,
positions, everybody!
410
00:26:39,598 --> 00:26:41,634
Find your mark
411
00:26:53,163 --> 00:26:54,647
Whoo!
412
00:27:01,205 --> 00:27:03,242
It’s a wrap.
Congratulations, everyone!
413
00:27:06,486 --> 00:27:08,316
Fantástico!
414
00:27:08,454 --> 00:27:09,558
It is fantástico.
415
00:27:09,697 --> 00:27:11,250
It’s exciting, isn’t it?
416
00:27:11,388 --> 00:27:13,804
Oh!
417
00:27:13,942 --> 00:27:15,979
Ah, James,
I love your enthusiasm.
418
00:27:16,117 --> 00:27:18,015
How about you gentlemen?
419
00:27:18,153 --> 00:27:20,121
Do you want
to make movies, too?
420
00:27:20,259 --> 00:27:22,537
Eh, buh, buh, buh, buh.
No maka le movies.
421
00:27:22,675 --> 00:27:24,539
Big Boss.
422
00:27:24,677 --> 00:27:25,920
Mm. -Uh
423
00:27:26,058 --> 00:27:27,818
Le movies!
424
00:27:27,956 --> 00:27:30,062
Excellent. Let’s get to work.
425
00:27:30,200 --> 00:27:34,998
So, I need you to act
in a, mm, very simple scene.
426
00:27:35,136 --> 00:27:39,174
Here. You stay here,
and I shall return.
427
00:27:39,312 --> 00:27:40,520
Uh
428
00:27:40,659 --> 00:27:42,005
Oh.
429
00:27:42,143 --> 00:27:43,385
Okay, listen up.
430
00:27:43,523 --> 00:27:44,835
So here’s the scene.
431
00:27:44,973 --> 00:27:46,526
You see those large,
heavily armed men?
432
00:27:46,665 --> 00:27:49,598
They suspect you have killed
their leader,
433
00:27:49,737 --> 00:27:51,670
and they want you dead.
434
00:27:51,808 --> 00:27:52,774
Gweek.
435
00:27:52,912 --> 00:27:54,155
Uh, gweek?
436
00:27:54,293 --> 00:27:55,846
All right, I need you
437
00:27:55,984 --> 00:27:58,884
to really sell the drama.
438
00:27:59,022 --> 00:28:01,300
You do a good job,
and you’re hired!
439
00:28:01,438 --> 00:28:04,337
You fail, it’s back
to wandering the streets,
440
00:28:04,475 --> 00:28:05,891
scavenging for food.
441
00:28:06,029 --> 00:28:08,031
Have fun with it!
442
00:28:08,169 --> 00:28:09,204
Okay!
443
00:28:09,342 --> 00:28:11,275
Ready, action!
444
00:28:11,413 --> 00:28:12,656
Attack!
445
00:28:13,899 --> 00:28:15,210
Uh, buddies?
446
00:28:17,143 --> 00:28:19,111
No, no, no, no, no!
447
00:28:21,044 --> 00:28:23,391
Henry!
448
00:28:24,633 --> 00:28:27,222
Henry, helpa!
449
00:28:34,022 --> 00:28:35,817
Buddies!
450
00:28:40,891 --> 00:28:42,582
Help!
451
00:28:52,869 --> 00:28:53,835
- Skoal!
- Skoal!
452
00:28:55,561 --> 00:28:57,528
Hey.
453
00:28:58,702 --> 00:28:59,979
Cut!
454
00:29:01,774 --> 00:29:03,224
Huh?
455
00:29:03,362 --> 00:29:05,709
Okay, that was
456
00:29:05,847 --> 00:29:08,298
perfect!
457
00:29:11,991 --> 00:29:15,339
Minions, are you ready
to become stars?
458
00:29:15,477 --> 00:29:18,860
And I mean the biggest stars
the world has ever seen?
459
00:29:27,800 --> 00:29:29,388
Honey, it’s starting.
460
00:29:29,526 --> 00:29:31,217
Oh, goodie.
461
00:29:31,355 --> 00:29:32,943
NARRATOR [over radio]: On this
beautiful spring day of ’27,
462
00:29:33,081 --> 00:29:35,049
the world has never been
a better place.
463
00:29:35,187 --> 00:29:37,292
The economy is forever booming
464
00:29:37,430 --> 00:29:40,019
with no sign
of slowing down ever.
465
00:29:40,157 --> 00:29:41,745
People have never
been so happy,
466
00:29:41,883 --> 00:29:44,644
and the future has never
looked so bright.
467
00:29:44,783 --> 00:29:47,095
Meanwhile, over in Hollywood,
468
00:29:47,233 --> 00:29:49,132
the new stars
of the silver screen
469
00:29:49,270 --> 00:29:51,134
took the world by storm
and changed the face
470
00:29:51,272 --> 00:29:53,722
of the motion picture
industry forever
471
00:29:53,861 --> 00:29:56,898
with movies like The Good,
the Bad and the Stupids,
472
00:29:57,036 --> 00:29:59,418
Look Behind You
And Then Down
473
00:29:59,556 --> 00:30:02,524
and They Came from the Stars
to Hit You With a Frying Pan!
474
00:30:02,662 --> 00:30:04,768
Part Four: Target Miami Beach.
475
00:30:04,906 --> 00:30:08,427
The Minions have become
the kings of the box office,
476
00:30:08,565 --> 00:30:10,774
and it seems like the public
just can’t get enough of them.
477
00:30:12,569 --> 00:30:14,502
We spent weeks with
the super-mini sensations,
478
00:30:14,640 --> 00:30:17,194
and we’re going to let you in
on a few of their secrets.
479
00:30:17,332 --> 00:30:19,369
Our boys have moved into
a luxurious house
480
00:30:19,507 --> 00:30:21,302
in Beverly Hills
481
00:30:22,165 --> 00:30:23,407
where they’ll be able
to enjoy
482
00:30:23,545 --> 00:30:25,478
a comfortably large
game room
483
00:30:28,412 --> 00:30:30,621
and an equally comfortable
gigantic sauna.
484
00:30:32,658 --> 00:30:34,073
Their lives have changed
485
00:30:34,211 --> 00:30:36,110
- since fame hit them.
- Look, Minions!
486
00:30:36,248 --> 00:30:38,181
They can’t go anywhere
without being recognized.
487
00:30:38,319 --> 00:30:41,667
Run, boys, run!
488
00:30:42,461 --> 00:30:45,257
Looks are everything
in Tinseltown,
489
00:30:45,395 --> 00:30:46,706
and the Minions are always
on the hunt
490
00:30:46,845 --> 00:30:49,848
for the hottest,
most modern looks.
491
00:30:53,161 --> 00:30:54,922
What trendsetters.
492
00:30:55,060 --> 00:30:57,648
What fashion icons.
493
00:30:57,786 --> 00:30:59,340
And not only that,
494
00:30:59,478 --> 00:31:02,722
now there’s
Minions merchandise.
495
00:31:02,861 --> 00:31:05,277
What will they think of next?
496
00:31:06,865 --> 00:31:09,281
And boy, Hollywood has
never seen parties
497
00:31:09,419 --> 00:31:11,766
like the ones those classy
gentlemen are throwing.
498
00:31:13,492 --> 00:31:16,150
Yes, the Minions
are on top of the world.
499
00:31:16,288 --> 00:31:18,497
They truly have it all.
500
00:31:30,198 --> 00:31:31,441
Bank you, bank you.
501
00:31:33,236 --> 00:31:34,823
Okay? Hah.
502
00:31:42,348 --> 00:31:44,281
- Gooda, huh?
- Loving it.
503
00:31:54,671 --> 00:31:56,224
para aquí, eh?
504
00:31:56,362 --> 00:31:57,536
Aquí.
505
00:31:58,399 --> 00:31:59,883
- Wow.
- Incredible.
506
00:32:00,021 --> 00:32:01,885
Eh, buh, buh, buh, buh. Sergei!
507
00:32:02,023 --> 00:32:04,577
película. Looka.
508
00:32:06,614 --> 00:32:07,649
- Okay?
- On it.
509
00:32:12,033 --> 00:32:14,829
Okay?
510
00:32:14,967 --> 00:32:16,520
James, my boy,
511
00:32:16,658 --> 00:32:18,833
you have a real gift
for filmmaking.
512
00:32:18,971 --> 00:32:20,386
Ah, bank you.
513
00:32:20,524 --> 00:32:23,217
Ja, you have what it takes
to become a director.
514
00:32:23,355 --> 00:32:25,253
There could even be an Oscar
in your future.
515
00:32:25,391 --> 00:32:27,117
O-Oscar?
516
00:32:27,255 --> 00:32:31,673
Ah, it’s an award given out to
the best films and filmmakers.
517
00:32:31,811 --> 00:32:33,468
Ah
518
00:32:34,297 --> 00:32:37,610
And the Oscar for
the best movie ever goes to
519
00:32:39,060 --> 00:32:40,199
James.
520
00:32:43,616 --> 00:32:46,240
Whoo-hoo-hoo!
Bank you, bank you!
521
00:32:50,520 --> 00:32:53,143
Eh
522
00:32:53,281 --> 00:32:54,662
Bank you!
523
00:32:54,800 --> 00:32:56,940
- Bank you
- James.
524
00:32:57,078 --> 00:32:58,286
James?
525
00:32:58,424 --> 00:32:59,943
Are you all right, my friend?
526
00:33:02,842 --> 00:33:04,741
W-Wait, wh-what’s-what’s
happening? What is this?
527
00:33:04,879 --> 00:33:06,225
I’ll tell you what it is.
528
00:33:06,363 --> 00:33:08,158
It’s the future of cinema.
529
00:33:08,296 --> 00:33:09,608
Everyone’s doing it, Max.
530
00:33:09,746 --> 00:33:13,784
From now on,
our movies are gonna have
531
00:33:13,922 --> 00:33:15,683
sound.
532
00:33:17,719 --> 00:33:20,584
That right there, what
I just said, that was sound.
533
00:33:23,794 --> 00:33:27,315
I have a very good feeling
about this.
534
00:33:27,453 --> 00:33:29,145
Quiet, everyone.
535
00:33:29,283 --> 00:33:30,905
Are you ready, Henry?
536
00:33:31,043 --> 00:33:32,113
Ah, sí, sí, sí.
537
00:33:32,251 --> 00:33:34,012
This will be great.
538
00:33:35,151 --> 00:33:37,222
Okay, we’re recording.
539
00:33:37,360 --> 00:33:39,569
And action.
540
00:33:55,412 --> 00:33:57,552
You disappear from my life
five years ago,
541
00:33:57,690 --> 00:34:00,866
and now you think
you can come waltzing back in?
542
00:34:01,004 --> 00:34:03,489
Well, no. No, I say!
543
00:34:04,145 --> 00:34:07,390
Get lost, you handsome bastard.
544
00:34:09,461 --> 00:34:11,842
Oh, Humphrey.
545
00:34:11,980 --> 00:34:14,845
My mother warned me
about men like you.
546
00:34:21,852 --> 00:34:24,579
Mm, baby,
547
00:34:24,717 --> 00:34:27,375
piñata, carbonara,
548
00:34:27,513 --> 00:34:29,170
lasagna.
549
00:34:29,308 --> 00:34:31,034
What?
550
00:34:31,172 --> 00:34:32,449
Was?
551
00:34:32,587 --> 00:34:34,348
What?
552
00:34:39,560 --> 00:34:41,009
Stay with us, Sarge.
553
00:34:41,148 --> 00:34:42,494
We need you.
554
00:34:42,632 --> 00:34:45,738
What are we gonna do?
What are we gonna do?!
555
00:34:50,433 --> 00:34:51,779
Yeah, Sarge?
556
00:34:51,917 --> 00:34:53,919
Sí
557
00:34:54,057 --> 00:34:55,645
chihuahua!
558
00:34:58,165 --> 00:34:59,166
Cut!
559
00:34:59,304 --> 00:35:00,926
Chihuahua!
560
00:35:19,013 --> 00:35:21,049
Oh, poop.
561
00:35:21,188 --> 00:35:22,603
Cut!
562
00:35:22,741 --> 00:35:24,260
Bikini.
563
00:35:27,953 --> 00:35:30,266
Can I have
a cup of coffee, please?
564
00:35:30,404 --> 00:35:31,991
Tiny bit of milk.
565
00:35:32,130 --> 00:35:34,201
Two sugars.
566
00:35:34,339 --> 00:35:35,892
Thank you.
567
00:35:36,858 --> 00:35:38,136
Balzac!
568
00:35:39,413 --> 00:35:41,346
This is a disaster!
We’ve lost millions!
569
00:35:41,484 --> 00:35:43,071
No.
570
00:35:43,210 --> 00:35:45,143
- You know who I blame?
- Them!
571
00:35:45,281 --> 00:35:46,765
Sadly, yes.
572
00:35:46,903 --> 00:35:48,422
Get out of here!
573
00:35:48,560 --> 00:35:50,044
But we wish you the best
of luck in your new endeavor,
574
00:35:50,182 --> 00:35:51,597
and we hope
we can still be friends
575
00:35:51,735 --> 00:35:53,772
- who never speak to each other.
- Leave.
576
00:35:53,910 --> 00:35:56,188
And have a great life
away from us.
577
00:36:00,123 --> 00:36:01,883
Mbappé de Platini.
578
00:36:02,021 --> 00:36:03,161
Oscar.
579
00:36:03,299 --> 00:36:04,679
O-Oscar?
580
00:36:04,817 --> 00:36:07,786
James, you’re never
going to win an Oscar.
581
00:36:07,924 --> 00:36:08,959
You’re done.
582
00:36:09,097 --> 00:36:10,444
You’re fired!
583
00:36:17,727 --> 00:36:20,454
- Goodbye, Ridley.
- Goodbye, Max.
584
00:36:20,592 --> 00:36:22,870
- Auf Wiedersehen, Eric.
- Bye-bye, Max.
585
00:36:23,008 --> 00:36:25,838
- Hasta la vista, Quentin.
- Bye-bye, Max.
586
00:36:25,976 --> 00:36:28,358
- Goodbye, Stephen.
- Tschüss!
587
00:36:28,496 --> 00:36:30,981
- Ciao, Federico.
- Bye-bye, Max.
588
00:36:31,119 --> 00:36:32,500
Dick.
589
00:36:32,638 --> 00:36:33,950
Max.
590
00:36:35,331 --> 00:36:38,817
Henry, James, good luck,
my friends.
591
00:36:38,955 --> 00:36:41,440
Don’t worry, boys.
592
00:36:41,578 --> 00:36:43,891
It’s just a minor setback.
593
00:36:46,790 --> 00:36:48,344
Bank you.
594
00:36:48,482 --> 00:36:50,691
You’re going to be fine, James.
595
00:36:50,829 --> 00:36:53,659
You’re going
to do great things.
596
00:36:53,797 --> 00:36:56,110
Henry! James!
597
00:36:56,248 --> 00:36:57,974
Bye-bye, Max.
598
00:37:15,302 --> 00:37:16,924
No, no, no.
599
00:37:17,062 --> 00:37:18,132
¿Por qué?
600
00:37:36,668 --> 00:37:40,361
Ah
601
00:37:51,234 --> 00:37:52,822
Uh, okay.
602
00:38:11,185 --> 00:38:13,532
Hey, Victor, bood night.
603
00:38:13,670 --> 00:38:15,603
- Bood night, Peter.
- Hey, Nick, bood night.
604
00:38:15,741 --> 00:38:17,467
- Ha, bood night, Greg.
- Bood night, George.
605
00:38:17,605 --> 00:38:18,882
- Bood night, Stephen.
- Bood night, Bruno.
606
00:38:19,020 --> 00:38:20,401
- Bood night, Julian.
- Thomas, bood night.
607
00:38:24,750 --> 00:38:27,477
Bood night, James.
608
00:38:44,114 --> 00:38:45,184
Hmm.
609
00:38:45,323 --> 00:38:46,772
Huh?
610
00:38:53,296 --> 00:38:54,918
Eu-Eureka.
611
00:38:55,056 --> 00:38:56,023
Eureka!
612
00:39:02,823 --> 00:39:03,686
Storya.
613
00:39:03,824 --> 00:39:05,204
Minions.
614
00:39:07,552 --> 00:39:09,761
Bonanza
615
00:39:16,077 --> 00:39:17,424
Glory hallelujah!
616
00:39:17,562 --> 00:39:19,564
Henry, come here, come here!
617
00:39:19,702 --> 00:39:21,393
- Huh?
- storya!
618
00:39:21,531 --> 00:39:23,499
- Looka, looka!
- Huh?
619
00:39:23,637 --> 00:39:25,535
movie.
620
00:39:25,673 --> 00:39:27,295
Un movie de Minions.
Con monstras.
621
00:39:27,434 --> 00:39:29,125
Sí, sí, sí!
622
00:39:31,541 --> 00:39:32,922
¿Qué pasa?
623
00:39:33,060 --> 00:39:34,130
Ah, looka, looka.
624
00:39:34,268 --> 00:39:36,063
James
625
00:39:36,201 --> 00:39:37,685
in la movies.
626
00:39:37,823 --> 00:39:40,343
Movies?
627
00:39:40,481 --> 00:39:42,103
James.
628
00:39:42,241 --> 00:39:43,415
Era fantástico.
629
00:39:43,553 --> 00:39:45,417
Minions don’t maka movies.
630
00:39:45,555 --> 00:39:46,970
Big Boss!
631
00:39:47,108 --> 00:39:49,076
y helpa James.
632
00:39:52,113 --> 00:39:54,046
Big Boss! Big Boss!
633
00:39:55,565 --> 00:39:57,187
Oops.
634
00:39:57,325 --> 00:39:59,466
Uh, scusa, Greg.
Uh, all is good?
635
00:39:59,604 --> 00:40:00,812
Sí, sí.
636
00:40:00,950 --> 00:40:02,192
movies.
637
00:40:02,330 --> 00:40:03,677
Boss.
638
00:40:03,815 --> 00:40:05,403
Big Boss!
639
00:40:05,541 --> 00:40:07,681
- Big Boss! Big Boss!
- No, b-buddies.
640
00:40:07,819 --> 00:40:09,510
Big Boss! Big Boss!
641
00:40:09,648 --> 00:40:11,201
Big Boss!
642
00:40:11,339 --> 00:40:12,927
Alles gut?
643
00:40:19,037 --> 00:40:21,798
Come, Ed! ¡Vamos! ¡Vamos!
644
00:40:28,943 --> 00:40:31,946
Ooh, there’s romance.
645
00:40:32,084 --> 00:40:34,604
How’s that going to end up?
646
00:40:34,742 --> 00:40:36,779
Whoo-hoo-hoo, he’s so scary.
647
00:40:36,917 --> 00:40:39,747
- James, I love your movie.
- Bank you.
648
00:40:39,885 --> 00:40:42,647
Yes, it’s clear
this is a real passion project,
649
00:40:42,785 --> 00:40:44,062
and you need to make it,
650
00:40:44,200 --> 00:40:45,857
whatever challenges
get in your way.
651
00:40:45,995 --> 00:40:47,652
Sí, sí.
652
00:40:47,790 --> 00:40:49,170
advice.
653
00:40:49,308 --> 00:40:50,448
Advice?
654
00:40:50,586 --> 00:40:53,105
- Sí, sí. Bitte.
- Uh, well
655
00:40:53,243 --> 00:40:54,348
where do I start?
656
00:40:54,486 --> 00:40:57,385
I mean, eh, uh, yeah.
657
00:40:57,524 --> 00:41:00,043
Um, you guys have
film equipment?
658
00:41:00,181 --> 00:41:01,907
Eh no.
659
00:41:02,045 --> 00:41:03,978
Ah, no film equipment. Uh-huh.
660
00:41:04,116 --> 00:41:05,255
A crew?
661
00:41:05,393 --> 00:41:06,809
Crew. No.
662
00:41:06,947 --> 00:41:08,845
No crew either? Mm.
663
00:41:08,983 --> 00:41:12,815
And you wrote a monster movie
with a very big monster?
664
00:41:12,953 --> 00:41:14,333
Sí.
kaiju.
665
00:41:16,025 --> 00:41:18,821
And what are you going to use
for your monster?
666
00:41:18,959 --> 00:41:20,581
Ah, uh
667
00:41:20,719 --> 00:41:23,032
Aha. Okay.
668
00:41:23,170 --> 00:41:24,033
Listen to me carefully.
669
00:41:24,171 --> 00:41:25,931
What I’m going to tell you is
670
00:41:26,069 --> 00:41:28,209
very, very important.
671
00:41:28,347 --> 00:41:29,728
So, if you want
672
00:41:29,866 --> 00:41:33,283
to make a fantastisch,
very cool monster movie,
673
00:41:33,421 --> 00:41:36,286
you will need a fantastisch,
very cool monster.
674
00:41:40,463 --> 00:41:42,707
I can’t really help you
with that, I’m afraid.
675
00:41:42,845 --> 00:41:45,433
But I can give you this.
676
00:41:50,093 --> 00:41:52,061
Un-un-un cámara.
677
00:41:52,199 --> 00:41:54,408
Max, wirklich?
678
00:41:54,546 --> 00:41:56,514
It was a gift from my father.
679
00:41:56,652 --> 00:41:58,136
My first camera.
680
00:41:59,171 --> 00:42:01,726
I’m passing it on to you now.
681
00:42:01,864 --> 00:42:04,245
I believe in you, James.
682
00:42:04,383 --> 00:42:06,351
I know you’ll do great.
683
00:42:06,489 --> 00:42:09,734
And remember,
a very cool monster movie
684
00:42:09,872 --> 00:42:11,943
needs a very cool monster.
685
00:42:12,081 --> 00:42:14,497
Max, darling. Come over here.
686
00:42:14,635 --> 00:42:16,534
Good luck, guys.
687
00:42:21,435 --> 00:42:23,299
kaiju.
688
00:42:23,437 --> 00:42:25,232
- Uh
- Ed.
689
00:42:34,172 --> 00:42:35,345
Oh
690
00:42:35,483 --> 00:42:37,244
- Hey, buddies, buddies.
- Sí.
691
00:42:37,382 --> 00:42:38,659
Maka la movie!
692
00:42:42,249 --> 00:42:43,802
Ed saved the day!
693
00:42:43,940 --> 00:42:45,355
James is gonna get his monster!
694
00:42:45,493 --> 00:42:47,979
Oh, well,
I’m happy you’re happy.
695
00:42:49,359 --> 00:42:50,809
Now do you mind if I go on
with the story?
696
00:42:50,947 --> 00:42:53,260
Sorry, I get
a little excited sometimes.
697
00:42:53,398 --> 00:42:55,055
Yes! Please continue.
698
00:42:55,193 --> 00:42:57,229
What about Dick
and the other Minions?
699
00:42:57,367 --> 00:42:58,783
Did they find a new boss?
700
00:42:58,921 --> 00:43:01,544
Ooh, yes, well,
I was getting to it.
701
00:43:01,682 --> 00:43:04,789
Dick and his friends were
about to fulfill the mission
702
00:43:04,927 --> 00:43:08,206
of every Minion ever
and find their tribe
703
00:43:08,344 --> 00:43:11,727
the greatest,
most evil master to serve.
704
00:43:11,865 --> 00:43:14,143
Big Boss! Big Boss!
705
00:43:14,281 --> 00:43:17,905
Big Boss! Big Boss!
Big Boss! Big Boss!
706
00:43:18,043 --> 00:43:19,493
Attention.
707
00:43:19,631 --> 00:43:21,806
Uh, attention, earthlings.
708
00:43:21,944 --> 00:43:24,602
Cease current activities
and listen.
709
00:43:27,225 --> 00:43:28,847
I am Dort,
710
00:43:28,985 --> 00:43:31,678
and I was sent here
by the Supreme High Ruler
711
00:43:31,816 --> 00:43:34,646
to judge this pathetic planet.
712
00:43:36,268 --> 00:43:38,063
Big Boss?
713
00:43:38,201 --> 00:43:41,791
But first, uh, Dort needs
to find loyal assistants.
714
00:43:41,929 --> 00:43:44,035
Ooh, hey, you,
with the very cool spaceship.
715
00:43:44,173 --> 00:43:45,933
Do you want to serve Dort?
716
00:43:46,071 --> 00:43:47,555
Okay, let’s go home.
717
00:43:47,694 --> 00:43:50,110
You can do this kind of thing
on your mom’s weekend.
718
00:43:50,248 --> 00:43:51,767
Oh, yes, and
719
00:43:51,905 --> 00:43:53,941
Come on, please.
720
00:43:54,079 --> 00:43:55,598
Leave me alone.
721
00:43:55,736 --> 00:43:57,669
Guys, look at this winner.
722
00:43:57,807 --> 00:43:59,015
Ah, thank you.
723
00:43:59,153 --> 00:44:00,741
That’s very kind.
724
00:44:00,879 --> 00:44:03,951
Are you and your burly friends
interested in assisting Dort
725
00:44:04,089 --> 00:44:06,126
in a potentially
dangerous mission?
726
00:44:06,264 --> 00:44:08,404
Hey, I think the weirdo
in the lame robot suit
727
00:44:08,542 --> 00:44:09,819
is talking to us.
728
00:44:09,957 --> 00:44:13,064
Ha. I can assure you
that this is no costume.
729
00:44:13,202 --> 00:44:14,272
Um, I mean
730
00:44:14,410 --> 00:44:15,929
You know, it’s dangerous
to hang out here
731
00:44:16,067 --> 00:44:17,585
dressed as a tin can.
732
00:44:20,588 --> 00:44:22,556
Ah, ha-ha-ha. Ha, ha-ha-ha.
733
00:44:22,694 --> 00:44:26,698
A tin can wishes it were
as tough as me, so there.
734
00:44:28,562 --> 00:44:31,254
I sense you are
preparing a hostile attack.
735
00:44:31,392 --> 00:44:32,531
Please stop.
736
00:44:32,670 --> 00:44:34,395
Oh, yeah? Or what?
737
00:44:40,229 --> 00:44:41,402
Whoa.
738
00:44:41,540 --> 00:44:43,266
Why, you!
739
00:44:48,133 --> 00:44:50,377
Now you’ve done it.
740
00:44:50,515 --> 00:44:52,620
Dort was on a simple mission
741
00:44:54,312 --> 00:44:57,833
to decide whether or not
Earth should be invaded,
742
00:44:57,971 --> 00:45:00,007
and then you went
and got all up
743
00:45:00,145 --> 00:45:02,630
in Dort’s
facial recognition sensors.
744
00:45:02,769 --> 00:45:03,977
Dort has made his decision
745
00:45:04,115 --> 00:45:06,324
regarding the fate
of this planet.
746
00:45:07,705 --> 00:45:09,914
Dort is going to invade Earth
747
00:45:10,052 --> 00:45:13,262
and enslave humanity!
748
00:45:13,400 --> 00:45:16,852
Hey, hey, scusa, scusa.
749
00:45:17,715 --> 00:45:18,992
Ah, greetings.
750
00:45:19,130 --> 00:45:20,683
I am Dort.
751
00:45:20,821 --> 00:45:22,340
Bello, Dort. Soy Dick.
752
00:45:22,478 --> 00:45:24,100
Salutations, Richard.
753
00:45:24,238 --> 00:45:26,240
Bah, no, no, no. Le Dick.
754
00:45:26,378 --> 00:45:27,897
Mm, okay.
755
00:45:28,035 --> 00:45:32,246
Do you want to assist Dort
in a potentially
dangerous mission?
756
00:45:32,384 --> 00:45:35,146
- Sí. Sí, sí! Yeah!
- Sí!
757
00:45:35,284 --> 00:45:38,632
Great! Follow Dort back
to Dort’s secret lair!
758
00:45:40,668 --> 00:45:42,118
Big Boss!
759
00:45:42,256 --> 00:45:45,052
MINIONS [chanting]:
Big Boss! Big Boss! Big Boss!
760
00:45:47,814 --> 00:45:48,884
Okay.
761
00:45:50,644 --> 00:45:51,852
- Henry?
- Sí, sí.
762
00:45:51,990 --> 00:45:53,923
Ed? ¡Vamos!
763
00:45:55,891 --> 00:45:58,134
Miso soup
764
00:45:58,272 --> 00:46:00,343
yaki onigiri
765
00:46:00,481 --> 00:46:01,966
edamame
766
00:46:03,795 --> 00:46:05,486
daifuku!
767
00:46:11,147 --> 00:46:13,080
Looka!
768
00:46:23,919 --> 00:46:25,921
HENRY and JAMES:
Le kaiju!
769
00:46:31,167 --> 00:46:32,582
Yes! Yes, I’m free!
770
00:46:32,720 --> 00:46:35,033
F-F-Freedom.
771
00:46:35,171 --> 00:46:36,586
Bah
772
00:46:36,724 --> 00:46:38,761
- Oh, happy day!
- Hmm?
773
00:46:38,899 --> 00:46:43,559
Oh, I got to say, it is
so great to finally be out.
774
00:46:43,697 --> 00:46:46,838
I have been trapped
in that book forever, and I
775
00:46:46,976 --> 00:46:48,150
monstra.
776
00:46:48,288 --> 00:46:49,668
- I am forever in your debt.
- Hmm.
777
00:46:49,807 --> 00:46:51,256
And I just wanted to-- Whoa!
778
00:46:51,394 --> 00:46:52,706
What you doing there, mister?
779
00:46:52,844 --> 00:46:54,259
Whoo.
780
00:46:54,397 --> 00:46:56,020
Oh, whoo, whoo, okay, okay.
781
00:46:56,158 --> 00:46:58,022
Henry, no, no, no, no.
782
00:47:03,510 --> 00:47:06,444
Oh, no, I feel like I’ve
disappointed you in some way.
783
00:47:06,582 --> 00:47:08,791
I’m-I’m so sorry. Can I help?
784
00:47:08,929 --> 00:47:10,655
le monstras?
785
00:47:10,793 --> 00:47:13,796
Monsters?
You want big, scary monsters?
786
00:47:13,934 --> 00:47:16,557
Sí. Come here, come here.
787
00:47:18,111 --> 00:47:19,664
Que para le movies.
788
00:47:19,802 --> 00:47:21,045
Oh.
789
00:47:21,183 --> 00:47:24,151
You need monsters
for your movie.
790
00:47:24,289 --> 00:47:26,982
I know the perfect monsters
for you.
791
00:47:27,120 --> 00:47:28,397
I’ll take you to ’em.
792
00:47:28,535 --> 00:47:30,502
Uh, uh, bank you!
793
00:47:30,640 --> 00:47:32,159
Oh, by the way,
794
00:47:32,297 --> 00:47:34,955
I’m Gary Orkam Oliver
Magma Ichabod the Deceiver.
795
00:47:35,093 --> 00:47:37,371
But my friends just call me
Goomi for short.
796
00:47:37,509 --> 00:47:38,856
Oh. Soy James.
797
00:47:38,994 --> 00:47:40,616
Oh, James.
798
00:47:40,754 --> 00:47:42,583
Rolls off the face tendrils.
799
00:47:42,721 --> 00:47:43,999
James.
800
00:47:44,137 --> 00:47:45,932
- Henry.
- Hey, bello.
801
00:47:46,070 --> 00:47:47,899
Henry. Oh, I like it.
802
00:47:48,037 --> 00:47:49,418
It sounds tough and rugged.
803
00:47:49,556 --> 00:47:51,213
It’s like,
“Oh, look out, here comes
804
00:47:51,351 --> 00:47:52,524
Henry!”
805
00:47:52,662 --> 00:47:53,905
Ed.
806
00:47:54,043 --> 00:47:56,114
Ed. Enchanté.
807
00:47:57,426 --> 00:47:59,186
Oh, man,
it’s gonna be so much fun!
808
00:47:59,324 --> 00:48:00,947
Come on, come on!
809
00:48:01,085 --> 00:48:02,603
- -HENRY: Huh?
- What a fantastic day!
810
00:48:02,741 --> 00:48:04,329
No.
811
00:48:06,745 --> 00:48:08,195
Wipe your insolent feet
812
00:48:08,333 --> 00:48:11,785
before stepping into
the lair of Dort.
813
00:48:14,098 --> 00:48:15,133
Uh
814
00:48:15,271 --> 00:48:17,239
le lair?
815
00:48:17,377 --> 00:48:18,654
Affirmative.
816
00:48:18,792 --> 00:48:20,656
Everyone, file in.
817
00:48:20,794 --> 00:48:22,071
Dort!
818
00:48:22,209 --> 00:48:23,486
Where have you been?
819
00:48:24,936 --> 00:48:26,662
Ah, Mrs. Konikoff.
820
00:48:26,800 --> 00:48:28,146
Yes, so sorry.
821
00:48:28,284 --> 00:48:30,700
Uh, Dort had
an important work meeting.
822
00:48:30,838 --> 00:48:33,048
But I come with good news.
823
00:48:33,186 --> 00:48:35,188
Look what I found
on my way back.
824
00:48:35,326 --> 00:48:37,362
Those muffins you love.
825
00:48:37,500 --> 00:48:40,124
I only like the blueberry ones!
826
00:48:40,262 --> 00:48:42,126
Yes, you’re in luck.
827
00:48:42,920 --> 00:48:45,819
And I can
only eat them
with a glass of
828
00:48:45,957 --> 00:48:47,338
Milk?
829
00:48:49,167 --> 00:48:52,550
Enjoy your fruit-filled
baked goods.
830
00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:55,829
What a sweet, sweet,
lovely woman.
831
00:48:55,967 --> 00:48:58,452
She shall be spared
when Dort overthrows
the planet.
832
00:48:58,590 --> 00:49:00,351
Excuse me. Excuse me.
833
00:49:00,489 --> 00:49:01,628
As will her cat.
834
00:49:01,766 --> 00:49:03,733
Uh, hello. Sorry. Whoops.
835
00:49:03,871 --> 00:49:08,497
Uh, everyone, commence greeting
Dort’s roommate Floyd.
836
00:49:08,635 --> 00:49:11,362
- Uh
- Bello, Floyd.
837
00:49:11,500 --> 00:49:13,467
Hey. Sup?
838
00:49:13,605 --> 00:49:15,573
Mm, hey, Dort
839
00:49:15,711 --> 00:49:18,783
Whoa, whoa, lower
your throat volume, Minion.
840
00:49:18,921 --> 00:49:20,923
This is definitely a lair.
841
00:49:21,061 --> 00:49:22,614
No, looka.
842
00:49:22,752 --> 00:49:24,375
Bink.
843
00:49:24,513 --> 00:49:25,963
Bed.
844
00:49:27,171 --> 00:49:28,724
Boyd.
845
00:49:28,862 --> 00:49:31,416
No, no. Floyd.
846
00:49:31,554 --> 00:49:33,936
Yeah, sí, Floyd.
847
00:49:35,524 --> 00:49:37,215
You foolish, naive Minion.
848
00:49:37,353 --> 00:49:39,010
You are actually standing in
849
00:49:39,148 --> 00:49:40,978
a very futuristic
alien spaceship
850
00:49:41,116 --> 00:49:43,394
made to look like
a dingy apartment.
851
00:49:43,532 --> 00:49:44,878
Very realistic, isn’t it?
852
00:49:45,016 --> 00:49:47,191
Even the weird smell.
That’s all fake.
853
00:49:47,329 --> 00:49:48,813
Impressive, I know.
854
00:49:52,161 --> 00:49:54,439
Huh? But, but
855
00:49:54,577 --> 00:49:55,785
But nothing!
856
00:49:55,923 --> 00:49:58,236
No. Dort needs to retreat
to his private quarters
857
00:49:58,374 --> 00:50:01,653
to, uh, report back
to his home planet.
858
00:50:01,791 --> 00:50:03,690
Engaging in slamming mode!
859
00:50:05,416 --> 00:50:07,004
Wow.
860
00:50:07,142 --> 00:50:09,006
Oh, Dort is so cool!
861
00:50:11,008 --> 00:50:13,010
Okay, okay. Calma, calma.
862
00:50:13,148 --> 00:50:14,701
Hey, hey, buddies. Looka.
863
00:50:14,839 --> 00:50:16,151
Wobble, wobble, wobble.
864
00:50:16,289 --> 00:50:17,876
Wobble, wobble.
865
00:50:18,015 --> 00:50:20,569
Fellas.
866
00:50:21,811 --> 00:50:23,089
Wobble, wobble?
867
00:50:27,438 --> 00:50:30,441
Wow, you’re really
into your art, James.
868
00:50:30,579 --> 00:50:31,925
You’re so passionate.
869
00:50:32,063 --> 00:50:33,202
I think you’re a genius.
870
00:50:33,340 --> 00:50:34,859
Oh, bank you.
871
00:50:36,585 --> 00:50:37,827
Huh?
872
00:50:39,381 --> 00:50:41,762
Ah.
873
00:50:41,900 --> 00:50:44,662
Hey! Bello! [laughing] Aw.
874
00:50:53,360 --> 00:50:55,293
Ah la.
875
00:50:55,431 --> 00:50:59,090
No, no, no, no, no, no.
876
00:51:00,678 --> 00:51:02,369
Eh?
877
00:51:04,647 --> 00:51:07,271
Ah, phew.
878
00:51:28,223 --> 00:51:29,603
Whoopsie.
879
00:51:29,741 --> 00:51:31,295
Uh Oh, oh, look!
880
00:51:31,433 --> 00:51:34,850
There it is, our destination!
881
00:51:36,576 --> 00:51:37,784
¡Vamos!
882
00:51:37,922 --> 00:51:39,820
Let’s go, fellas.
883
00:51:39,958 --> 00:51:43,203
Uh, sí, sí.
884
00:51:50,555 --> 00:51:51,763
Dort.
885
00:51:51,901 --> 00:51:52,764
Huh?
886
00:51:55,733 --> 00:51:58,667
Attention.
Attention, Minions and Floyd.
887
00:51:58,805 --> 00:52:00,600
Dort has finally
received his orders
888
00:52:00,738 --> 00:52:02,843
from the Supreme High Ruler.
889
00:52:02,981 --> 00:52:07,158
It is time
to officially invade Earth!
890
00:52:10,644 --> 00:52:14,027
Yeah! Hey, Dort! Dort! Dort!
891
00:52:14,165 --> 00:52:15,856
MINIONS [chanting]:
Dort! Dort!
892
00:52:15,994 --> 00:52:20,067
DORT and MINIONS:
Dort! Dort! Dort! Dort!
893
00:52:20,206 --> 00:52:22,000
Dort! Dort!
894
00:52:22,139 --> 00:52:26,971
Dort! Dort! Dort! Dort! Dort!
895
00:52:27,109 --> 00:52:28,421
Dort!
896
00:52:28,559 --> 00:52:30,940
What did I say
about the noise?!
897
00:52:31,078 --> 00:52:32,839
Oh! Oh, yes. Ooh, sorry.
898
00:52:32,977 --> 00:52:34,185
My apologies.
899
00:52:34,323 --> 00:52:36,774
With me. Dort. Dort.
900
00:52:36,912 --> 00:52:40,778
Dort. Dort. Dort. Dort.
901
00:52:59,452 --> 00:53:01,592
Attention, people of Earth!
902
00:53:01,730 --> 00:53:05,458
Dort is officially
claiming your planet!
903
00:53:07,460 --> 00:53:10,221
Yeah!
904
00:53:14,881 --> 00:53:17,849
Oh. Well, hello there,
little fella.
905
00:53:17,987 --> 00:53:20,473
Dort meant your sandcastle
no harm.
906
00:53:20,611 --> 00:53:22,095
Hey.
907
00:53:22,233 --> 00:53:24,201
Please stop
your shovel attack.
908
00:53:24,339 --> 00:53:26,651
Cease immediately,
909
00:53:26,789 --> 00:53:29,033
or you will pay the price.
910
00:53:29,171 --> 00:53:30,966
Looka, looka, buddies.
911
00:53:32,657 --> 00:53:35,833
Let’s see how you fare
against a similar attack,
912
00:53:35,971 --> 00:53:37,179
tiny insurgent.
913
00:53:37,317 --> 00:53:39,630
Hey, y-you in the robot suit.
914
00:53:39,768 --> 00:53:41,459
No, no, no,
you can’t kick that kid.
915
00:53:41,597 --> 00:53:44,082
But he must be taught a lesson.
916
00:53:44,221 --> 00:53:46,637
And also, he started it.
917
00:53:46,775 --> 00:53:50,054
You are not from
around these parts, are you?
918
00:53:50,192 --> 00:53:51,331
Well, no.
919
00:53:51,469 --> 00:53:53,299
I originate
from the planet Metlar.
920
00:53:53,437 --> 00:53:56,163
- Hmm?
- Near the G45T system?
921
00:53:56,302 --> 00:53:58,614
Right.
I don’t know where that is.
922
00:53:58,752 --> 00:54:01,168
But I’m from a small town
in Minnesota myself,
923
00:54:01,307 --> 00:54:02,584
so I understand the feeling
924
00:54:02,722 --> 00:54:04,344
of being a stranger
in the big city.
925
00:54:04,482 --> 00:54:08,935
So, what you’re saying is
I am now free to kick him.
926
00:54:12,352 --> 00:54:13,629
No, you can’t.
927
00:54:13,767 --> 00:54:15,597
Well, I should get a move on.
928
00:54:15,735 --> 00:54:17,806
My friends and I are headed
to a protest
for women’s rights.
929
00:54:17,944 --> 00:54:20,671
Do you believe
women and men are equal?
930
00:54:20,809 --> 00:54:23,087
- Why, yes, of course.
- Oh, good.
931
00:54:23,225 --> 00:54:26,332
In that you both now belong
to the Supreme Ruler equally.
932
00:54:28,782 --> 00:54:30,474
You’re so funny and cute.
933
00:54:30,612 --> 00:54:32,545
Oh, I-I mean what you said.
934
00:54:32,683 --> 00:54:34,201
What you said is cute.
935
00:54:34,340 --> 00:54:35,582
Uh, pardon?
936
00:54:35,720 --> 00:54:37,584
Come on, Debbie,
we’re gonna be late.
937
00:54:37,722 --> 00:54:39,414
Did you say Dort was
938
00:54:39,552 --> 00:54:40,863
SUFFRAGETTES [chanting]:
Give women the vote!
939
00:54:41,001 --> 00:54:42,451
Give women the vote!
940
00:54:42,589 --> 00:54:45,282
Give women the vote!
Give women the vote!
941
00:54:45,420 --> 00:54:47,698
Bye! Don’t kick children!
942
00:54:47,836 --> 00:54:50,252
Give women the vote!
Give women the vote!
943
00:54:50,390 --> 00:54:52,668
- Huh.
- Uh, Boss?
944
00:54:52,806 --> 00:54:55,430
Minions, Dort is, uh, uh,
945
00:54:55,568 --> 00:54:58,122
slightly postponing
Earth’s invasion.
946
00:54:58,260 --> 00:55:00,055
Huh?
947
00:55:00,193 --> 00:55:02,299
You heard me. Follow Dort!
948
00:55:02,437 --> 00:55:03,886
Give women the vote!
949
00:55:04,024 --> 00:55:05,302
Give women the vote!
950
00:55:05,440 --> 00:55:07,407
- Give women the vote!
- Uh.
951
00:55:09,236 --> 00:55:10,583
Uh, buddies?
952
00:55:10,721 --> 00:55:11,998
Bive women da bove!
953
00:55:12,136 --> 00:55:16,071
Bive women da bove!
Bive women da bove!
954
00:55:18,625 --> 00:55:21,283
Come on! Come on, come on!
955
00:55:21,421 --> 00:55:23,527
James, you okay down there?
956
00:55:24,838 --> 00:55:26,806
The entrance is straight ahead.
957
00:55:32,536 --> 00:55:33,537
Patagonia!
958
00:55:42,269 --> 00:55:45,549
I can’t wait for you
to meet my friends!
959
00:55:45,687 --> 00:55:47,516
Watch your step!
960
00:55:52,418 --> 00:55:54,385
And here we are.
961
00:55:56,042 --> 00:55:57,595
You’re gonna love these gents.
962
00:55:57,733 --> 00:55:58,976
We get them,
and then we go to
963
00:55:59,114 --> 00:56:01,461
- Ooh, ooh, Hollywood.
- Uh, Hollywood.
964
00:56:01,599 --> 00:56:03,532
Yeah, sure--
to make your movie.
965
00:56:03,670 --> 00:56:06,570
Whoa.
966
00:56:06,708 --> 00:56:08,675
There they are!
967
00:56:08,813 --> 00:56:10,815
Howard and Phillips.
968
00:56:10,953 --> 00:56:13,024
Goomi, magnífico.
969
00:56:13,162 --> 00:56:14,301
Right?
970
00:56:14,440 --> 00:56:16,131
Ed, cinema. Cinema.
971
00:56:18,133 --> 00:56:20,515
Don’t be scared though.
They’re such good guys.
972
00:56:20,653 --> 00:56:23,000
Just try not to look
too delicious.
973
00:56:23,138 --> 00:56:24,035
Huh?!
974
00:56:24,173 --> 00:56:26,313
Hmm.
975
00:56:47,265 --> 00:56:49,026
Mega kaiju!
976
00:56:49,164 --> 00:56:51,200
Behold!
977
00:56:57,344 --> 00:56:59,726
Hey, Goomi.
Thanks for the jailbreak.
978
00:56:59,864 --> 00:57:02,626
All right, where were we?
979
00:57:02,764 --> 00:57:04,938
Howard and Phillips
destroy world!
980
00:57:05,076 --> 00:57:06,112
Yeah!
981
00:57:06,250 --> 00:57:08,148
But wait, I’m sorry.
Quick question.
982
00:57:08,286 --> 00:57:10,254
I want to eat one of these
funny-looking
yellow guys first.
983
00:57:10,392 --> 00:57:11,669
Is that okay?
984
00:57:13,430 --> 00:57:14,569
Guys, guys.
985
00:57:14,707 --> 00:57:17,537
We are not going
to destroy the world
986
00:57:17,675 --> 00:57:19,574
nor eat anyone in this room.
987
00:57:19,712 --> 00:57:21,161
Are we clear?
988
00:57:21,299 --> 00:57:22,577
- Huh?
- Not really.
989
00:57:22,715 --> 00:57:25,269
Destroying stuff
is-is kind of our thing.
990
00:57:25,407 --> 00:57:27,789
Uh, not anymore, Phillips.
991
00:57:27,927 --> 00:57:30,170
No, all that stuff is over.
992
00:57:30,308 --> 00:57:31,931
We are no longer evil.
993
00:57:32,069 --> 00:57:34,727
We work in
the motion picture industry.
994
00:57:34,865 --> 00:57:36,176
See?
995
00:57:36,314 --> 00:57:37,833
No worldwide destruction.
996
00:57:37,971 --> 00:57:40,318
No devouring
funny-looking yellow guys.
997
00:57:40,457 --> 00:57:44,771
We’re just gonna
help James here
make his dreams come true.
998
00:57:45,979 --> 00:57:47,705
Huh?
999
00:57:49,431 --> 00:57:50,812
Oh!
1000
00:57:50,950 --> 00:57:53,124
Okay.
1001
00:57:53,262 --> 00:57:54,747
Wink, wink.
1002
00:57:54,885 --> 00:57:56,921
Got it. All right, we’re in.
1003
00:57:57,888 --> 00:57:59,786
They’re in!
1004
00:57:59,924 --> 00:58:01,650
Come on, let’s go to Hollywood!
1005
00:58:01,788 --> 00:58:03,583
Sí. Woot, woot!
1006
00:58:03,721 --> 00:58:05,827
Huh? Oh, no, no, no!
1007
00:58:05,965 --> 00:58:07,242
James, James.
1008
00:58:07,380 --> 00:58:09,589
loco.
Le monstra bada.
1009
00:58:09,727 --> 00:58:11,833
Henry
Stoppa, okay?
1010
00:58:11,971 --> 00:58:14,042
Stoppa.
1011
00:58:14,180 --> 00:58:16,872
C’est me movie, okay? Me movie!
1012
00:58:18,046 --> 00:58:21,290
Howard having super weird day.
1013
00:58:21,428 --> 00:58:23,810
Uh
1014
00:58:24,949 --> 00:58:27,227
Faster!
1015
00:58:27,365 --> 00:58:29,160
Faster!
1016
00:58:29,298 --> 00:58:31,300
Ah. Gooda, gooda.
1017
00:58:31,438 --> 00:58:32,819
Hey, Henry!
1018
00:59:13,480 --> 00:59:15,344
Mm!
1019
00:59:16,760 --> 00:59:18,037
Ah!
1020
00:59:26,597 --> 00:59:28,668
Mm-hmm.
1021
01:00:04,531 --> 01:00:07,465
Ooh, is this
where you make movies?
1022
01:00:07,604 --> 01:00:09,985
Sí.
1023
01:00:10,917 --> 01:00:12,367
Fantastic.
1024
01:00:12,505 --> 01:00:14,265
You hear that, guys?
This is where it all happens.
1025
01:00:14,403 --> 01:00:15,991
Come here!
1026
01:00:16,129 --> 01:00:16,992
Come here!
1027
01:00:25,276 --> 01:00:28,659
Holy!
Wow, would you look at this!
1028
01:00:32,042 --> 01:00:33,008
Uh, uh.
1029
01:00:37,737 --> 01:00:39,325
- Uh
- Oh! Oh, oh, oh, look.
1030
01:00:39,463 --> 01:00:40,706
- This is great.
- Huh?
1031
01:00:40,844 --> 01:00:41,914
Sí.
1032
01:00:44,641 --> 01:00:46,746
El a destructo la terra!
1033
01:00:46,884 --> 01:00:48,437
C’est besta storya.
1034
01:00:48,575 --> 01:00:51,613
Oh, James, you’ve painted
such a wonderful picture
1035
01:00:51,751 --> 01:00:53,477
with your beautiful gibberish.
1036
01:00:53,615 --> 01:00:56,376
Your movie
is gonna be fantastic.
1037
01:00:56,514 --> 01:00:57,619
Isn’t it, guys?
1038
01:00:57,757 --> 01:01:00,622
Who cares about the movie?
1039
01:01:00,760 --> 01:01:04,730
I just want to eat people
and chase people and-and
1040
01:01:04,868 --> 01:01:06,593
Smoosh people with feet!
1041
01:01:06,732 --> 01:01:08,561
Exactly. Smoosh.
1042
01:01:08,699 --> 01:01:09,769
Howard gets it.
1043
01:01:09,907 --> 01:01:11,668
Huh?
1044
01:01:14,049 --> 01:01:15,395
Okay, just a little
moment, please.
1045
01:01:16,776 --> 01:01:18,571
Uh, you and you, a word?
1046
01:01:18,709 --> 01:01:20,504
We’ll be right back.
1047
01:01:20,642 --> 01:01:22,851
Oh. Okay.
1048
01:01:26,890 --> 01:01:28,961
Uh. Eh.
1049
01:01:35,726 --> 01:01:37,901
Goomi, what are we doing here?
1050
01:01:38,039 --> 01:01:39,730
Back in the good old days,
you were all about
1051
01:01:39,868 --> 01:01:41,076
going from planet to planet,
1052
01:01:41,214 --> 01:01:43,458
obliterating
everything in sight.
1053
01:01:43,596 --> 01:01:45,805
Now you want to make movies?
1054
01:01:45,943 --> 01:01:47,082
You’ve changed, man.
1055
01:01:47,220 --> 01:01:49,015
- Howard agree!
- Guys, guys, guys.
1056
01:01:49,153 --> 01:01:50,534
Where’s the trust?
1057
01:01:50,672 --> 01:01:53,019
Of course we’re gonna
destroy everything.
1058
01:01:53,157 --> 01:01:54,780
When those cameras
start rolling,
1059
01:01:54,918 --> 01:01:57,644
we’re going to conjure Irene.
1060
01:01:57,783 --> 01:01:59,474
- Irene?!
- Irene?! Really?
1061
01:01:59,612 --> 01:02:02,960
Yes, Irene,
the eater of worlds herself.
1062
01:02:03,098 --> 01:02:04,548
We’re gonna have our revenge,
1063
01:02:04,686 --> 01:02:07,827
but we’re gonna destroy
everything on the planet.
1064
01:02:07,965 --> 01:02:10,209
Destroy!
1065
01:02:10,347 --> 01:02:13,350
- Howard, stop!
- Huh?
1066
01:02:14,765 --> 01:02:17,147
Uh destroy?
1067
01:02:17,285 --> 01:02:19,839
Oh, hey, Henry, buddy.
1068
01:02:21,220 --> 01:02:23,015
James!
1069
01:02:23,153 --> 01:02:25,707
Get him!
1070
01:02:31,989 --> 01:02:34,095
Uh
1071
01:02:34,233 --> 01:02:35,648
Ooh!
1072
01:02:44,622 --> 01:02:46,624
- Ow!
1073
01:02:50,007 --> 01:02:51,906
Hmm.
1074
01:02:52,044 --> 01:02:53,528
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
1075
01:02:55,737 --> 01:02:57,118
Hey!
1076
01:02:58,844 --> 01:03:00,949
Eh, en garde!
1077
01:03:02,571 --> 01:03:05,367
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
1078
01:03:08,543 --> 01:03:09,820
Aha!
1079
01:03:17,379 --> 01:03:18,311
James!
1080
01:03:18,449 --> 01:03:20,831
Huh? Henry?
1081
01:03:20,969 --> 01:03:22,074
Henry?!
1082
01:03:22,212 --> 01:03:23,938
Oh, hide him. Hide him, quick.
1083
01:03:24,076 --> 01:03:26,009
Henry?
1084
01:03:26,147 --> 01:03:28,943
Oh, hi, James. Mm, no.
1085
01:03:29,081 --> 01:03:30,220
There’s no Henry here.
1086
01:03:30,358 --> 01:03:32,878
Uh, just us monsters, you know,
1087
01:03:33,016 --> 01:03:34,638
talking about, uh
1088
01:03:34,776 --> 01:03:39,885
uh, a friend of ours that would
be great in your movie.
1089
01:03:42,611 --> 01:03:44,372
This is Irene.
1090
01:03:44,510 --> 01:03:45,718
Oh.
1091
01:03:45,856 --> 01:03:50,516
Imagine the movie opens
with Irene being conjured.
1092
01:03:50,654 --> 01:03:52,414
The coolest monster ever,
1093
01:03:52,552 --> 01:03:55,832
unleashed upon
an unsuspecting world.
1094
01:03:55,970 --> 01:03:57,281
Oh, I promise you, James,
1095
01:03:57,419 --> 01:03:59,697
you’ve never seen
a monster like her.
1096
01:03:59,836 --> 01:04:02,493
Okay. ¡Vamos, vamos!
1097
01:04:25,827 --> 01:04:28,934
Hey, Ed, maka le movie.
1098
01:04:29,072 --> 01:04:30,797
GOOMI [laughs]:
Okay.
1099
01:04:30,936 --> 01:04:32,523
The big day has arrived.
1100
01:04:32,661 --> 01:04:34,111
And I have good news.
1101
01:04:34,249 --> 01:04:36,182
Last night, Henry and I were
having a little chat
1102
01:04:36,320 --> 01:04:38,012
- Henry?
- Yeah, yeah, Henry.
1103
01:04:38,150 --> 01:04:40,428
And he said he’s sorry
for being such a doink,
1104
01:04:40,566 --> 01:04:43,396
and also that the scene
we’re about to do, you know,
1105
01:04:43,534 --> 01:04:46,158
when Irene arrives, he thinks
it’s missing something.
1106
01:04:46,296 --> 01:04:49,057
- Huh?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly.
1107
01:04:49,195 --> 01:04:51,335
But Henry had a solution.
1108
01:04:51,473 --> 01:04:53,682
What if, when the monster
first comes out,
1109
01:04:53,820 --> 01:04:55,305
she eats a victim
1110
01:04:55,443 --> 01:04:57,824
to let the audience know
that she means business.
1111
01:04:57,963 --> 01:05:00,931
And better yet,
Henry has volunteered
1112
01:05:01,069 --> 01:05:05,004
to play the part
of the first sacrifice!
1113
01:05:07,317 --> 01:05:09,146
Henry! Bank you!
1114
01:05:09,284 --> 01:05:10,976
Mm-mm, mm-mm!
1115
01:05:11,114 --> 01:05:12,874
Oh, man, he seems excited, huh?
1116
01:05:13,012 --> 01:05:15,256
- He’s really getting
into the part.
- Aw.
1117
01:05:15,394 --> 01:05:17,534
Well, James.
1118
01:05:17,672 --> 01:05:19,191
Jim. Jimmy.
1119
01:05:19,329 --> 01:05:20,744
Jimothy.
1120
01:05:20,882 --> 01:05:24,437
Are you ready to start making
your first movie?
1121
01:05:24,575 --> 01:05:25,991
Sí, sí.
1122
01:05:26,129 --> 01:05:28,925
By the way, are you okay with
me appearing in this scene?
1123
01:05:29,063 --> 01:05:30,271
Th-This is your project.
1124
01:05:30,409 --> 01:05:31,582
I don’t want
to step on any toes.
1125
01:05:31,720 --> 01:05:34,171
No problemo. Lumiosa!
1126
01:05:35,379 --> 01:05:36,139
Sonos!
1127
01:05:37,726 --> 01:05:39,038
Y smoka!
1128
01:05:39,176 --> 01:05:41,247
Minions y Monstras.
1129
01:05:41,385 --> 01:05:42,593
Uno!
1130
01:05:47,978 --> 01:05:50,947
The end is finally here.
1131
01:05:51,085 --> 01:05:54,019
Earth is living
its last moments.
1132
01:05:54,157 --> 01:05:56,538
The monsters are back
1133
01:05:56,676 --> 01:05:58,816
with a vengeance!
1134
01:05:58,955 --> 01:06:04,961
The time for Irene
has come again!
1135
01:06:05,099 --> 01:06:06,548
Rahlia!
1136
01:06:06,686 --> 01:06:09,206
Yogsogoth!
1137
01:06:10,104 --> 01:06:11,898
Flitahgen!
1138
01:06:12,037 --> 01:06:14,591
Carbonica!
1139
01:06:14,729 --> 01:06:18,146
Alea Iacta Est!
1140
01:06:18,836 --> 01:06:22,633
Mercurio Sulubidis!
1141
01:06:24,325 --> 01:06:28,674
Cardamen Macchiato!
1142
01:06:41,549 --> 01:06:45,725
Welcome, the all-consuming,
1143
01:06:45,863 --> 01:06:48,694
all-powerful Irene!
1144
01:06:55,114 --> 01:06:56,564
Irene!
1145
01:06:58,255 --> 01:07:00,809
Wow, you’re so beautiful!
1146
01:07:00,947 --> 01:07:03,950
So big, so orange, so
1147
01:07:04,089 --> 01:07:07,437
G-G-Gooey!
1148
01:07:07,575 --> 01:07:09,749
Now feed, Irene!
1149
01:07:09,887 --> 01:07:12,821
Feast on our modest offering
1150
01:07:12,959 --> 01:07:15,548
and go forth into the world!
1151
01:07:23,522 --> 01:07:25,627
C’est gooda! Gooda, Henry!
1152
01:07:48,961 --> 01:07:50,652
James! Helpa me!
1153
01:07:50,790 --> 01:07:52,240
Huh? Helpa?
1154
01:07:52,378 --> 01:07:53,931
But por qué helpa?
1155
01:07:58,488 --> 01:08:00,524
James!
1156
01:08:00,662 --> 01:08:01,905
Uh, no, no!
1157
01:08:02,043 --> 01:08:03,217
Stoppa!
1158
01:08:03,355 --> 01:08:04,942
Irene, stoppa!
1159
01:08:05,081 --> 01:08:07,186
Bitte, bitte, stoppa!
1160
01:08:07,324 --> 01:08:09,809
Stop? I’m not gonna stop.
1161
01:08:09,947 --> 01:08:12,329
I’ve been waiting
for this moment for eons.
1162
01:08:12,467 --> 01:08:16,161
Irene is going to devour
everything and everyone.
1163
01:08:16,299 --> 01:08:18,024
No!
1164
01:08:21,718 --> 01:08:24,100
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
1165
01:08:27,033 --> 01:08:29,484
Henry! Oh, oh, no!
1166
01:08:57,823 --> 01:08:59,342
Henry! Uh
1167
01:09:09,075 --> 01:09:10,560
That was super fun.
1168
01:09:10,698 --> 01:09:13,356
What a perfect day
this has been.
1169
01:09:13,494 --> 01:09:14,840
Thank you so much.
1170
01:09:14,978 --> 01:09:16,911
Oh. Oh, no.
1171
01:09:17,049 --> 01:09:19,293
No, no. No. Thank you.
1172
01:09:19,431 --> 01:09:21,364
I really like you, Dort.
You’re
1173
01:09:21,502 --> 01:09:24,056
you’re not like
the other men that I know.
1174
01:09:24,194 --> 01:09:27,887
Mm. You mean Dort is not
all about suppressing feelings
1175
01:09:28,025 --> 01:09:30,131
to avoid appearing vulnerable?
1176
01:09:30,269 --> 01:09:32,858
Well, yes, but more like,
with you
1177
01:09:32,996 --> 01:09:36,655
well, I-I feel respected
and listened to.
1178
01:09:36,793 --> 01:09:39,209
Aw, Debbie.
1179
01:09:39,347 --> 01:09:41,177
Dort.
1180
01:10:01,438 --> 01:10:03,026
C’est la Henry!
1181
01:10:03,164 --> 01:10:05,028
Dort! Kawasaki le kaiju!
1182
01:10:05,166 --> 01:10:06,167
Help buddy, buddy.
1183
01:10:06,305 --> 01:10:08,134
- Huh?
- Oh, my heavens!
1184
01:10:08,273 --> 01:10:09,619
Look at that thing!
1185
01:10:09,757 --> 01:10:12,104
Well, he’s no match
for my robot boyfriend.
1186
01:10:12,242 --> 01:10:14,762
Go! Get him, baby!
1187
01:10:14,900 --> 01:10:16,384
Um, yes, yes.
1188
01:10:16,522 --> 01:10:19,353
But that thing i-is huge!
1189
01:10:19,491 --> 01:10:22,114
Uh, I, um
1190
01:10:22,252 --> 01:10:23,426
Okay.
1191
01:10:25,497 --> 01:10:27,257
- Dort?
- Dort?
1192
01:10:31,019 --> 01:10:33,125
- Dort!
1193
01:10:33,263 --> 01:10:34,402
- Uh, uh
- Hmm?
1194
01:10:34,540 --> 01:10:36,162
Buddies.
Dort.
1195
01:10:36,301 --> 01:10:37,474
Y tú. Helpa Henry!
1196
01:10:37,612 --> 01:10:38,993
Huh? Helpa Henry?
1197
01:10:39,131 --> 01:10:41,271
Sí, helpa Henry!
1198
01:10:41,409 --> 01:10:42,686
Buddies!
1199
01:10:42,824 --> 01:10:45,586
Helpa Henry!
1200
01:11:09,195 --> 01:11:12,406
On my command, prepare to fire!
1201
01:11:14,891 --> 01:11:15,823
And, uh
1202
01:11:20,276 --> 01:11:22,623
Fall back! Fall back!
1203
01:11:24,866 --> 01:11:26,730
Huh?
1204
01:11:35,256 --> 01:11:36,706
- Uh.
- Ooh. Uh.
1205
01:11:36,844 --> 01:11:39,778
Uh, uh, uh, uh
1206
01:11:39,916 --> 01:11:41,642
Hmph.
1207
01:11:42,298 --> 01:11:43,368
Meow.
1208
01:11:51,479 --> 01:11:53,101
Wait, wait, wait! Slow down!
1209
01:11:53,239 --> 01:11:55,103
Dort!
1210
01:11:56,139 --> 01:11:58,072
Where are we going?
1211
01:11:59,832 --> 01:12:01,972
Dort!
1212
01:12:02,110 --> 01:12:03,284
Opena!
1213
01:12:06,183 --> 01:12:07,323
Huh?
1214
01:12:19,231 --> 01:12:20,612
Phew.
1215
01:12:20,750 --> 01:12:22,130
- Hey, what are you doing?
- Ouch! Ouch!
1216
01:12:22,268 --> 01:12:24,063
- Get out of here, you weirdo.
- Ouch!
1217
01:12:34,039 --> 01:12:35,558
Henry.
1218
01:12:35,696 --> 01:12:37,249
So I guess this is the end.
1219
01:12:37,387 --> 01:12:39,493
Irene, finish him!
1220
01:12:39,631 --> 01:12:41,322
Huh?
1221
01:12:43,945 --> 01:12:45,947
Oh!
1222
01:12:47,570 --> 01:12:49,917
No, no, no, no, no!
1223
01:12:57,234 --> 01:12:58,408
Henry!
1224
01:13:08,004 --> 01:13:10,455
Huh?
1225
01:13:24,572 --> 01:13:26,332
Ah, no!
1226
01:13:37,240 --> 01:13:39,794
Ah
1227
01:13:45,213 --> 01:13:47,008
Ah
1228
01:13:52,186 --> 01:13:53,498
Huh? Henry!
1229
01:13:53,636 --> 01:13:54,913
James!
1230
01:13:55,051 --> 01:13:56,432
Toot, toot!
1231
01:13:58,468 --> 01:14:00,608
- Minions!
- Huh?
1232
01:14:00,746 --> 01:14:02,576
What?
1233
01:14:04,785 --> 01:14:07,166
Mm, piñata!
1234
01:14:10,100 --> 01:14:11,136
Huh?
1235
01:14:20,904 --> 01:14:22,285
Pow! Pow! Pow! Pow!
1236
01:14:22,423 --> 01:14:23,389
Click! Click! Click?
1237
01:14:25,081 --> 01:14:26,254
Yah! Yah!
1238
01:14:38,059 --> 01:14:39,129
Ow!
1239
01:14:42,305 --> 01:14:44,963
Bazooka!
1240
01:15:03,637 --> 01:15:05,052
James!
1241
01:15:05,190 --> 01:15:07,364
Looka, looka!
1242
01:15:07,503 --> 01:15:09,366
Go, go, go!
1243
01:15:26,418 --> 01:15:28,282
Oh!
1244
01:15:39,224 --> 01:15:41,778
Good game, fellas,
but it’s over.
1245
01:15:41,916 --> 01:15:44,540
Irene, take ’em all down!
1246
01:15:53,169 --> 01:15:54,550
Uh, James.
1247
01:16:02,281 --> 01:16:04,042
Huh?
1248
01:16:04,180 --> 01:16:06,700
Ah, ah, what’s happening?
Who dares?
1249
01:16:10,635 --> 01:16:12,844
I am Dort!
1250
01:16:15,156 --> 01:16:15,950
Bravo!
1251
01:16:16,088 --> 01:16:19,229
Call off your attack, or else.
1252
01:16:19,367 --> 01:16:21,715
Oh, yeah? Or else, what?
1253
01:16:21,853 --> 01:16:23,579
We’ve got Irene!
1254
01:16:23,717 --> 01:16:25,063
Agreed.
1255
01:16:25,201 --> 01:16:28,066
But I’ve got
1256
01:16:28,204 --> 01:16:30,758
Minions!
1257
01:16:32,415 --> 01:16:33,830
Piñata!
1258
01:17:06,276 --> 01:17:07,588
Uh, no.
1259
01:17:17,184 --> 01:17:17,909
Ah
1260
01:17:18,047 --> 01:17:19,186
Kanpai!
1261
01:17:20,808 --> 01:17:24,847
Pew, pew, pew, pew, pew,
pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew!
1262
01:17:48,698 --> 01:17:51,080
GOOMI [sobbing]:
Irene!
1263
01:17:51,977 --> 01:17:53,289
Hey, Goomi!
1264
01:17:53,427 --> 01:17:54,462
Huh?
1265
01:17:58,501 --> 01:17:59,951
- Huh?
- Oh, no.
1266
01:18:00,089 --> 01:18:01,711
No, no. No, no, no, no.
1267
01:18:01,849 --> 01:18:02,781
No, no, no, no!
1268
01:18:02,919 --> 01:18:05,163
Undo la spella.
1269
01:18:05,301 --> 01:18:07,648
Command-Zed!
1270
01:18:07,786 --> 01:18:09,029
Run for it, boys!
1271
01:18:09,167 --> 01:18:11,238
Undo!
1272
01:18:15,898 --> 01:18:18,728
Command-Zed!
1273
01:18:18,866 --> 01:18:22,180
Don’t you dare lock me
in there again, or I’m gonna
1274
01:18:28,704 --> 01:18:30,222
Dick!
1275
01:18:30,360 --> 01:18:31,396
Tú le besta.
1276
01:18:31,534 --> 01:18:33,053
No, Greg. Tú le besta.
1277
01:18:33,191 --> 01:18:35,365
Ah. Oh!
1278
01:18:37,609 --> 01:18:38,575
Oh.
1279
01:18:40,612 --> 01:18:42,925
Dort! Dort!
1280
01:18:44,340 --> 01:18:46,066
Oh, Debbie!
1281
01:18:47,170 --> 01:18:48,482
Yes, indeed.
1282
01:18:48,620 --> 01:18:51,865
The day and Earth itself
was saved.
1283
01:18:52,003 --> 01:18:53,590
All was right in the world.
1284
01:18:54,833 --> 01:18:56,283
And get this.
1285
01:18:56,421 --> 01:18:58,872
Ed had never stopped filming.
1286
01:19:07,052 --> 01:19:10,090
And so,
after months of hard work,
1287
01:19:10,228 --> 01:19:12,817
and with the help
of all of his buddies,
1288
01:19:12,955 --> 01:19:15,647
James had made his dream
come true.
1289
01:19:15,785 --> 01:19:18,719
He had done it.
1290
01:19:18,857 --> 01:19:21,860
He had finally made his movie.
1291
01:19:28,729 --> 01:19:30,317
And let me tell you,
1292
01:19:30,455 --> 01:19:34,183
watching the movie play
with a theater full of people,
1293
01:19:34,321 --> 01:19:38,083
there was truly nothing better.
1294
01:19:38,221 --> 01:19:40,430
James! James!
1295
01:19:40,568 --> 01:19:41,742
James! James!
1296
01:19:41,880 --> 01:19:45,435
James! James!
James! James! James!
1297
01:19:48,956 --> 01:19:51,269
Bank you. Bank you a tutti.
1298
01:19:51,407 --> 01:19:52,822
Bank you.
1299
01:19:53,685 --> 01:19:55,204
Bank you.
1300
01:19:55,342 --> 01:19:56,964
Bravo!
1301
01:19:57,102 --> 01:19:59,415
I’m so proud of you, James!
1302
01:19:59,553 --> 01:20:00,657
Oh, xiè xie.
1303
01:20:00,796 --> 01:20:02,107
Fantastic work, Minions.
1304
01:20:02,245 --> 01:20:04,592
That was incredible.
1305
01:20:04,730 --> 01:20:06,698
Fun for the whole family.
1306
01:20:08,873 --> 01:20:13,809
And the evening just
kept getting better and better.
1307
01:20:14,706 --> 01:20:16,259
Uh
1308
01:20:18,434 --> 01:20:20,505
Uh.
1309
01:20:20,643 --> 01:20:22,921
Whoo-hoo-hoo!
1310
01:20:23,059 --> 01:20:24,820
Bank you, Henry.
1311
01:20:30,756 --> 01:20:33,380
Oh, was it
a glorious, beautiful moment
1312
01:20:33,518 --> 01:20:36,279
that none of them
would ever forget.
1313
01:20:37,280 --> 01:20:39,213
They had done it.
1314
01:20:39,351 --> 01:20:43,286
The Minions
had achieved success
in the face of adversity.
1315
01:20:43,424 --> 01:20:45,668
And even though
it took a long time
1316
01:20:45,806 --> 01:20:49,845
and it wasn’t always easy,
they came out on top.
1317
01:20:49,983 --> 01:20:51,570
As a group.
1318
01:20:51,708 --> 01:20:53,296
As a tribe.
1319
01:20:53,434 --> 01:20:55,126
As friends.
1320
01:20:55,264 --> 01:20:57,438
Aw!
1321
01:20:58,336 --> 01:20:59,509
Cut!
1322
01:20:59,647 --> 01:21:01,753
The movie is finito!
Bank you, toda!
1323
01:21:01,891 --> 01:21:03,651
Bank you!
1324
01:21:06,102 --> 01:21:07,310
Hey, hey.
1325
01:21:07,448 --> 01:21:09,450
- Bank you!
- Way to go, Minions.
1326
01:21:09,588 --> 01:21:11,901
Ooh, hey! ¡Cuidado! ¡Cuidado!
1327
01:21:13,316 --> 01:21:15,974
Hey!
1328
01:21:23,430 --> 01:21:24,741
Thank you.
1329
01:21:24,880 --> 01:21:26,157
Whoo!
1330
01:21:28,055 --> 01:21:29,885
- Hey.
- Come here, come here.
1331
01:21:34,510 --> 01:21:35,752
Bank you, Floyd!
1332
01:21:37,685 --> 01:21:38,686
Aw.
1333
01:21:40,309 --> 01:21:42,898
Eh, James, tapioca?
1334
01:21:43,036 --> 01:21:45,762
- Tapioca.
- Credits!
1335
01:22:05,610 --> 01:22:06,922
Ooh.
1336
01:22:07,060 --> 01:22:09,269
Eh.
1337
01:22:09,407 --> 01:22:11,685
Hey, hey, Mini Boss.
1338
01:22:42,026 --> 01:22:43,717
Whoa!
1339
01:22:43,855 --> 01:22:45,167
Bello?
1340
01:22:45,305 --> 01:22:47,100
Stuart, helpa con la booka.
1341
01:22:47,238 --> 01:22:49,654
Uh
1342
01:22:55,556 --> 01:22:57,524
Ah, uh, uh
1343
01:22:59,388 --> 01:23:00,699
Ow! Ow! Ooh!
1344
01:23:00,837 --> 01:23:03,081
Stop! Hey, stop it!
1345
01:23:14,403 --> 01:23:15,335
Eh?
1346
01:23:19,166 --> 01:23:21,099
Uh
1347
01:23:21,237 --> 01:23:23,688
Ah.
1348
01:23:43,742 --> 01:23:45,054
Ooh, looka, looka!
1349
01:23:53,269 --> 01:23:54,891
Come here, come here!
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01:24:09,768 --> 01:24:12,185
Kitty Gru!
1351
01:24:13,186 --> 01:24:14,221
Rawr.
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01:24:16,844 --> 01:24:19,882
Sheepy Gru!
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01:24:20,020 --> 01:24:21,021
Baa
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01:24:22,367 --> 01:24:23,679
Ooh, ooh.
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01:24:23,817 --> 01:24:26,302
Penguin Gru!
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01:24:29,443 --> 01:24:32,032
Piggy Gru!
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