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-♪ (SOFT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
-NARRATOR: Previously,
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on a very special Clone High.
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Harriet Tubman's got secrets.
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She's secret friends
with Joan of Arc
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who's been banished
to the Bleacher Creatures,
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and she secretly hooked up
with Toussaint Louverture,
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unbeknownst to Confucius.
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Technically, all she did was
look at Toussaint,
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but the look got pretty X-rated.
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In fact it may have been
the most graphic
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eye-on-eye sex scene
in the history of animated shows
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about high school clones.
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And you better believe
we're bragging about it.
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♪ (GENTLE MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
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-♪ (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
-(CROWD CHEERING)
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(GULPS)
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Er, uh, er, uh... (BURPS)
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Yay!
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Twenty-two seconds?
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That's gotta be
some kind of record.
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-You think?
-No idea.
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I've never been to a party
of this magnitude.
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-Oh! (GIGGLES)
-Whoa!
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These ladies know
what they like,
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and it sure isn't me.
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-(MOANS)
-Not now, girls.
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Aw!
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What gives,
my brother from another beaker?
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Hey, you should be
partying hard,
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but you're hardly partying,
and you're only partly hard.
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Oh, I don't know.
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I guess I'm wondering
if there's more to life
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-than just partying...
-Yeah!
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...and boning, and railing,
and nailing.
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But don't forget about banging.
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The banging good time
we're gonna have
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at our six-month
friend anniversary next week.
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Our boy-niversary.
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(CHUCKLES)
Like anniversary, but for boys!
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I was gonna wait until then,
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but it seems like you need
this pick-me-up ASAP.
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"Slut." Like, er, uh, that's me.
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ABE LINCOLN:
I knew you'd get it!
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-Slut? (GIGGLE)
-Still not a good time, girls.
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-Aw!
-GIRL CLONE: Damn it.
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And I got one encapsulating
my identity as well!
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(ELECTRIC GUITAR PLAYING)
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All right, I warmed up the seat.
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You go ahead
and put some butts in it.
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♪ ("SAID THAN DONE"
BY AMBER RYANN PLAYING) ♪
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♪ And done, done, done, done
Ready to move on ♪
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♪ Done, done, done, done ♪
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♪ I know it's easier said
Than done ♪
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Whoo! Man! That party went fast!
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-♪ (THEME SONG PLAYING) ♪
-♪ Way, way back in the 1980s ♪
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♪ Secret government employees ♪
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♪ Dug up famous
Guys and ladies ♪
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♪ And made
Amusing genetic copies ♪
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♪ Then the clones
As teens were frozen ♪
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♪ Thawed out
Decades later, why? ♪
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♪ Back for reasons
They're not disclosin' ♪
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♪ Giving high school
Another try ♪
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♪ It's time to watch
Clone High ♪
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♪ Energetic and engaging
Clone High ♪
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♪ Our angst is entertaining
Clone High ♪
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♪ (SONG CONCLUDES) ♪
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Welcome to Cloney Island,
the only historical,
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clone-themed amusement park
in the whole friggin' world.
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Try Edgar Allan Poe's
Scary-Go-Round.
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"Oh, yeah, that's awesome!"
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Or the Socra-Tea-Cups.
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"Yay, we love that, too!"
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Win a stuffed animal
at the Genghis Khanival.
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Or scream your head off
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at Mr. Toph's
Wild Ride of Genocide.
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"This is so fun. I can't decide
which one do to do first!"
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(YELLS) Who am I kidding?
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I don't have enough money
to finally build Cloney Island!
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It's all about the Benjamins
in this world,
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-and I only have one!
-(HUMS)
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That's because
all your extra money
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-goes to Uncle Sam.
-Lightbulb!
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What if I didn't pay taxes?
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You would go to jail.
Wesley Snipes.
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If there was only some way
to legally not pay taxes.
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-♪ (CHORAL SINGING) ♪
-Shut the hell up, Prayer Pals!
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God, I hate religion
and the way it's used
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to manipulate people
and avoid taxes. (GASPS)
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That's it, Mr. B!
I will burn down the school!
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Why don't you just make
Clone High a religious school?
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Religion?
The opiate of the masses?
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The flag of violence,
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genocide, and colonialism
across the globe?
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Hoarding the wealth
of the impoverished!
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And the most heinous
crime of all,
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-Christian Rock.
-(HIGH-PITCHED SCREAMING)
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But religious institutions
are tax-exempt.
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Then amen, baby!
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Wait, you're turning Clone High
into a religious school?
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(SCREAMS) Mr. B,
you've got to close this door
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when we're scheming!
That's like rule number one.
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Fart less.
Door stays closed more.
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Listen, you two could be
a real asset here.
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We need the entire student body
to join Prayer Pals,
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so the religion thing
seems credible.
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As the school's
most prominent power couple,
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you guys can make it happen.
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Organized religion
really isn't our thing.
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Yeah. What's in it for us?
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-What do you want?
-Hmm. What do we want, babe?
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We want you to make
an extra pair of clones of us,
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so we can cut class,
but still get marked present.
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That's insane.
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I can't just whip up
full-grown clones like that.
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It's science fiction!
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We know you've done it,
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'cause you left the door open
while you did it.
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(SCREAMS)
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-Fart less.
-Oh, you don't have a nose!
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Man, you feeling
as rough as I am
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after that rager last night?
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-(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
-Yeah, you are!
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No, I just sat up thinking about
all the sex I've had.
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To be a fly on the wall
of your brain, you slut!
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Believe me,
when you've had as much as me,
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it... (SIGHS)
...loses some appeal.
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But you have your virginity.
I envy that.
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Hey, I would happily
let you take my virginity.
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Tha--
that didn't come out right.
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I'm serious, Abe.
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As a Kennedy,
statistically speaking,
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I've hit
the mid-point of my life!
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And I'm starting to feel
like I want a do-over.
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ABE: You listen here!
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I know exactly
what'll cheer you up.
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I am planning the boy-niversary
of the century for us.
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LADY GODIVA:
Do you feel empty inside?
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You probably know me
as the naked lady on the horse.
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Lady Godiva?
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And for a long time I was.
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I was hooked on public nudity.
First, it was the Super Bowl.
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I ran naked in front of
over a billion people.
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If there was a game happening,
I was running naked through it.
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Baba Booey!
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I was turning up nude
at dog tracks,
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-military funerals...
-(EAGLE SCREECHES)
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LADY GODIVA: ...smoking lounges,
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-truck stops.
-(HORN HONKS)
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LADY GODIVA: And one day,
I ran my naked butt
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right into a jail cell.
And that's where I found God.
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♪ (CHORAL SINGING) ♪
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Now, I get attention
by showing people the light,
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instead of my butt cheeks.
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If you think something's missing
in your life,
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come join us for Prayer Pals,
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Clone High's
most religious club!
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Abe, maybe they can fill
my empty hole!
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(CHUCKLES) Nice one!
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Oh, uh, that's, er, uh,
not a sex joke.
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Well, where the slut goes,
the wing slut follows.
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Let's get your balls deep
in some youth group.
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♪ (ELECTRIC GUITAR TUNE
PLAYING) ♪
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The religious inspector
is coming tomorrow!
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We've only got one day
to transform the school
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into a house of worship.
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We don't have a prayer!
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No, we've got
a whole Christian Rock band.
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-Hit it, Dads!
-♪ (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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♪ It's a Christian rock song ♪
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♪ That you listen to
While you get your prayer on ♪
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♪ A crown of thorns
Some rosaries ♪
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♪ Loaves and fish
Down on my knees ♪
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♪ On every wall
A holy crucifix ♪
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♪ Jesus had abs, a pack of six ♪
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♪ Oh, oh, oh
Don't forget, he carries you ♪
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♪ One set of footprints
In the sand ♪
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♪ Flood an ark
In the palm of your hand ♪
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♪ Say, Cain
You reach this for me ♪
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♪ Dear God I'm certainly Abel ♪
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♪ A Blu-Ray of the movie, Doubt
To the heavens we do shout ♪
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♪ Moses led the Jews right out ♪
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-Scudworth!
-(SCREAMS)
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-(GLASS SHATTERING)
-What are you doing here?
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I'm turning Clone High
into a religious school,
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so we can avoid paying taxes.
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That is, by far,
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the most brilliant...ly bad
to the bone... headed
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in the right direction...
for rejection...
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of rejection
idea you've ever had!
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-So you like it?
-Of course! I hate taxes.
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Why do you think I shop here?
No sales tax!
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♪ (ROCK MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪
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♪ And we do it
And we do it ♪
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♪ Forget about our redemption ♪
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♪ We're getting that sweet
Sweet tax exemption ♪
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♪ (ROCK MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
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And my parents bought the whole
airbrush T-shirt chain
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to make up for missing
my last three birthdays.
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I made this trucker cap
last night.
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HARRIET TUBMAN:
Aw, prayer hands!
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It's Pikachu, but it's cool.
I'm learning.
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GEORGE WASHINGTON CARVER:
Confucius, you're up!
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Oh! Gotta volley that ball.
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But first, gotta serve you
with a kiss!
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(SMOOCHES)
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(GROANS)
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JOAN OF ARC: I'm so excited,
we can be secret friends now,
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even though
I'm a Bleacher Creature, and--
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Joan, I don't need a recap.
I need advice.
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And I have been feeling
so bad since I...
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(SHARPLY INHALES)
...I eye-cheated.
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(JOAN GASPS) You had sex
with someone else?
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No, no! I-- I-- I-- I--
I cheated with my eyes
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on Confucius with Toussaint.
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JOAN: Eyes?
That doesn't sound so bad.
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The eyes are the windows
to the soul,
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and we penetrated
each other's windows!
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JOAN: Wow! Okay.
Uh. Let's see.
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-Joan?
-(SCREAMS)
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Are you talking to people?
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Bleacher Creatures only talk
to Bleacher Creatures.
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Unless it's online.
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And we troll anyone
who feels good about themselves.
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Nope! Just telling some
authority figures to suck it!
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That's right.
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Yeah, eat a bag of butts,
people in power!
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I'm picturing powerful people
eating butts right now,
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and I'm loving it. Nice work.
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JOAN: Sorry about that.
So, do you want my advice?
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It better not be
to tell Confucius,
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because that's the last thing
I want to do.
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Our relationship
is built on trust,
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and honesty. That's why
I have to deceive him!
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JOAN: Which is why my advice is,
don't tell Confucius?
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But I hate feeling guilty!
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There's no reason to feel guilty
when you have Prayer Pals!
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Frida? You're into Prayer Pals?
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(SCOFFS) Of course I am!
I love it!
239
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And I'm not getting my own clone
240
00:10:38,848 --> 00:10:40,725
of myself as payment,
if that's your concern.
241
00:10:40,767 --> 00:10:41,851
I love it too!
242
00:10:41,893 --> 00:10:44,312
I also don't get a clone
as payment.
243
00:10:44,395 --> 00:10:46,856
The Prayer Pals
do lots of good deeds.
244
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Everyone knows
when you do a good deed,
245
00:10:48,858 --> 00:10:51,194
it erases a bad one. Like this.
246
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(GROANS)
247
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-Nice hair!
-Oh, thank you.
248
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JOAN: Psst! Couldn't hurt
to do some good deeds.
249
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That was my inner monologue.
250
00:11:00,328 --> 00:11:02,538
Um, that's what it says,
and it agrees with you.
251
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And so do I,
252
00:11:03,664 --> 00:11:05,208
because we're one
and the same, obviously.
253
00:11:05,249 --> 00:11:06,250
Okay, bye!
254
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♪ (GENTLE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
255
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Welcome to Prayer Pals!
256
00:11:12,632 --> 00:11:16,010
It feels good to know
that the word is spreading.
257
00:11:17,220 --> 00:11:20,431
First, I'd love to hear
from some of our new folks.
258
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(GROANS)
259
00:11:22,600 --> 00:11:25,395
Hey, I'm Abe.
I came here for my best friend,
260
00:11:25,436 --> 00:11:28,940
the man, the legend,
my boy, JFK!
261
00:11:28,981 --> 00:11:30,775
Now, I want everyone
to go easy on him,
262
00:11:30,817 --> 00:11:33,152
because he's not your typical
youth-group kid.
263
00:11:33,236 --> 00:11:35,113
This guy's a proper cocksman.
264
00:11:35,196 --> 00:11:36,239
Abe!
265
00:11:36,280 --> 00:11:41,285
JFK, do people act like
your whole personality is sex?
266
00:11:41,369 --> 00:11:43,788
They do. And they're not wrong.
267
00:11:43,830 --> 00:11:46,124
Tell 'em how many people
you've had sex with.
268
00:11:46,165 --> 00:11:47,917
-No!
-Not in a braggy way!
269
00:11:47,958 --> 00:11:49,585
Just for a little context!
270
00:11:49,627 --> 00:11:50,712
If you ask me,
271
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no amount of sex is as cool
as this sweet purity ring.
272
00:11:54,924 --> 00:11:57,301
And anything you did
before accepting the ring
273
00:11:57,385 --> 00:11:58,761
just doesn't matter anymore.
274
00:11:58,803 --> 00:11:59,971
(ALL CHEER)
275
00:12:00,054 --> 00:12:02,557
What, like a do-over?
I can get my virginity back?
276
00:12:02,640 --> 00:12:03,933
Exactly.
277
00:12:03,975 --> 00:12:05,768
Could I get
my eye-virginity back?
278
00:12:05,810 --> 00:12:06,894
-What?
-(HUSHED CHATTER)
279
00:12:06,936 --> 00:12:10,565
Nothing. That was a joke,
'cause my eyes are virgins.
280
00:12:10,648 --> 00:12:13,067
Should we just get to the part
where we do good deeds?
281
00:12:13,151 --> 00:12:14,861
♪ ("UPSIDE DOWN WORLD"
BY EXTREME MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
282
00:12:14,944 --> 00:12:17,655
♪ La, la, la, la
La, la, la, la ♪
283
00:12:18,698 --> 00:12:20,158
♪ La, la, la, la ♪
284
00:12:20,241 --> 00:12:21,492
(LAUGHS, GASPS)
285
00:12:21,576 --> 00:12:22,660
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
286
00:12:23,161 --> 00:12:24,620
♪ La, la, la, la ♪
287
00:12:24,662 --> 00:12:25,663
(LAUGHS) Ah!
288
00:12:25,747 --> 00:12:26,998
♪ La, la, la, la ♪
289
00:12:27,582 --> 00:12:29,167
♪ La, la, la, la ♪
290
00:12:29,208 --> 00:12:31,669
-♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
-(SCREAMS)
291
00:12:31,711 --> 00:12:32,795
(CHILDREN LAUGH)
292
00:12:32,837 --> 00:12:34,505
♪ I've got dreams
Inside my head... ♪
293
00:12:34,547 --> 00:12:36,507
(SINGING)
♪ The sun'll come out-- ♪
294
00:12:36,591 --> 00:12:38,509
Shut it, orphan!
I'm helping you.
295
00:12:40,219 --> 00:12:43,139
♪ I've got dreams
Inside my brain ♪
296
00:12:43,181 --> 00:12:47,185
♪ Make me feel insane
But I'm not gonna lie ♪
297
00:12:47,226 --> 00:12:48,352
(SCREAMS)
298
00:12:49,979 --> 00:12:51,856
-(SCREAMS)
-(TRUCK HORN HONKS)
299
00:12:51,898 --> 00:12:53,733
(LAUGHS)
300
00:12:53,816 --> 00:12:56,110
-♪ Hello, there sunlight ♪
-♪ Hey, hey ♪
301
00:12:56,194 --> 00:12:58,529
-♪ I'll be there soon ♪
-♪ Hey, hey ♪
302
00:12:59,363 --> 00:13:02,825
(SCREAMS, GROANS)
303
00:13:02,867 --> 00:13:04,368
-(BIRD TWEETS)
-(GROANS)
304
00:13:04,452 --> 00:13:07,038
-(EXCITED CHATTER)
-Oh, that was awesome.
305
00:13:07,080 --> 00:13:09,290
Did you see Betsy Ross
on the trampoline?
306
00:13:09,373 --> 00:13:11,918
I think she wants to run
her flag up your flag pole.
307
00:13:12,001 --> 00:13:13,544
Not gonna happen, Abe!
308
00:13:13,628 --> 00:13:15,630
From this day forward,
309
00:13:15,713 --> 00:13:20,510
I only wanna use my pee-pee
for pee-pee!
310
00:13:20,551 --> 00:13:23,096
God knows
you want a fresh start, JFK.
311
00:13:23,179 --> 00:13:25,473
All you have to do
is accept this purity ring
312
00:13:25,556 --> 00:13:27,558
and put your relationship
with Him first.
313
00:13:27,600 --> 00:13:29,394
And you can do that
at our upcoming
314
00:13:29,477 --> 00:13:31,145
celibacy ceremony.
315
00:13:31,229 --> 00:13:34,232
Something we like to call
a "celi-mony."
316
00:13:34,273 --> 00:13:35,483
ALL: Amen!
317
00:13:35,566 --> 00:13:38,486
JFK, being celibate
will change who you are!
318
00:13:38,569 --> 00:13:40,905
No, it'll make me
who I've always been.
319
00:13:40,947 --> 00:13:44,033
I forgot that Kennedys
aren't just horny sex machines.
320
00:13:44,075 --> 00:13:46,536
We're also
super devout Catholics.
321
00:13:46,577 --> 00:13:49,372
You're really gonna choose
religion over us?
322
00:13:49,414 --> 00:13:50,415
Of course not!
323
00:13:50,498 --> 00:13:53,251
Nothing could possibly come
between us boys.
324
00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:55,670
-So help me, God.
-(CROWD CHEERING)
325
00:13:56,170 --> 00:13:57,213
ALL: God! God! God!
326
00:13:57,255 --> 00:13:59,674
So many things are literally
coming between--
327
00:13:59,757 --> 00:14:01,217
ALL: God! God!
328
00:14:01,259 --> 00:14:02,969
♪ (GENTLE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
329
00:14:06,597 --> 00:14:09,517
-Why the long face, Lincoln?
-It's genetic, I guess.
330
00:14:09,600 --> 00:14:11,394
You should see
my long butt crack.
331
00:14:11,436 --> 00:14:12,979
Nah, I mean
you don't look jazzed
332
00:14:13,062 --> 00:14:14,939
to get your brush on!
What's going on?
333
00:14:15,022 --> 00:14:16,524
Have you noticed the Prayer Pals
334
00:14:16,607 --> 00:14:18,693
have basically
taken over the school?
335
00:14:18,776 --> 00:14:20,528
I'd say they're a presence.
336
00:14:20,611 --> 00:14:22,947
Well, it feels like JFK
is getting swept up in it,
337
00:14:22,989 --> 00:14:24,282
and I'm worried about him.
338
00:14:24,365 --> 00:14:26,743
He's changing like
this shirt is changing,
339
00:14:26,784 --> 00:14:28,786
right before my very eyes!
340
00:14:31,122 --> 00:14:34,125
Listen, every relationship
has its ups and downs.
341
00:14:34,167 --> 00:14:37,420
Also its side-to-sides.
Except for me and Harriet.
342
00:14:37,462 --> 00:14:40,006
Our love is timeless,
just like airbrushing.
343
00:14:40,089 --> 00:14:42,925
But you and JFK
have something really special.
344
00:14:42,967 --> 00:14:44,093
You're boys.
345
00:14:44,135 --> 00:14:46,971
And that bond's as strong
as a leather bracelet.
346
00:14:47,972 --> 00:14:49,140
You're right!
347
00:14:49,223 --> 00:14:51,476
I just have to remind him
of our bond.
348
00:14:51,517 --> 00:14:54,187
Good thing he already knows
our boy-niversary tonight
349
00:14:54,270 --> 00:14:55,980
is the biggest day of the year.
350
00:14:56,022 --> 00:14:58,941
I can't wait to get in the cake
I made to surprise him.
351
00:14:58,983 --> 00:15:01,319
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
352
00:15:01,402 --> 00:15:04,280
Hey, poors!
Come get your free soup!
353
00:15:04,322 --> 00:15:06,282
Huh! I wonder
why Abe didn't come
354
00:15:06,324 --> 00:15:07,742
to Prayer Pals today.
355
00:15:10,912 --> 00:15:12,580
Any second.
356
00:15:13,247 --> 00:15:14,457
Why aren't these good deeds
357
00:15:14,499 --> 00:15:16,167
getting rid
of my bad deed, Joan?
358
00:15:16,250 --> 00:15:18,628
I still feel like
these drums of discount chowder,
359
00:15:18,669 --> 00:15:20,254
borderline rotten.
360
00:15:20,338 --> 00:15:23,257
(GROANS) Maybe you should just
tell Confucius what happened.
361
00:15:23,341 --> 00:15:26,344
Confess to Confucius?
That's crazy!
362
00:15:26,386 --> 00:15:27,804
Oh, whatever your sin is,
363
00:15:27,845 --> 00:15:30,348
the only person
you confess to is God!
364
00:15:31,182 --> 00:15:32,683
I don't have to confess
365
00:15:32,767 --> 00:15:34,602
to the person
I've sinned against?
366
00:15:34,685 --> 00:15:38,189
No! Religion allows us to talk
to an invisible man
367
00:15:38,272 --> 00:15:41,192
instead of friends
and loved ones or soup.
368
00:15:41,275 --> 00:15:43,319
Tell God? Yeah, wow, okay!
369
00:15:43,361 --> 00:15:45,238
That's-- that's way better
than telling Confucius.
370
00:15:45,321 --> 00:15:46,531
Glad I could help.
371
00:15:46,614 --> 00:15:50,368
Now, who's ready
for some scalding hot chowder?
372
00:15:50,410 --> 00:15:56,666
'Cause I'm servin' it up
all night long, yeah!
373
00:15:56,707 --> 00:15:59,335
You get chowder.
You get chowder,
374
00:15:59,377 --> 00:16:00,712
you get chowder.
375
00:16:00,753 --> 00:16:03,381
You get chowder.
You get chowder.
376
00:16:03,423 --> 00:16:04,632
I get chowder.
377
00:16:05,299 --> 00:16:07,468
(GASPS, PANTS)
378
00:16:08,970 --> 00:16:10,555
That's it!
379
00:16:11,347 --> 00:16:14,350
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
380
00:16:14,392 --> 00:16:16,310
(ALL SOB)
381
00:16:19,397 --> 00:16:21,065
(ALL CRY)
382
00:16:27,447 --> 00:16:29,574
JFK, with this purity ring,
383
00:16:29,657 --> 00:16:32,118
do you vow to commit yourself
wholly to God
384
00:16:32,201 --> 00:16:34,912
by keeping your junk
in your pants
385
00:16:34,996 --> 00:16:38,291
until you marry a woman
you can put said junk in?
386
00:16:38,374 --> 00:16:39,876
-I--
-ABE: I object!
387
00:16:39,917 --> 00:16:41,544
(CROWD GASPS)
388
00:16:41,586 --> 00:16:42,920
-(GASPS)
-ALL: Yay!
389
00:16:42,962 --> 00:16:45,465
What are you doing?
You're blowing this for me!
390
00:16:45,548 --> 00:16:49,385
No one's blowing anything!
And that's the problem!
391
00:16:49,427 --> 00:16:52,930
-♪ (SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
-Last night was our six-month
boy-niversary, remember?
392
00:16:53,848 --> 00:16:55,016
I know you've been down,
393
00:16:55,058 --> 00:16:56,934
so I planned to have everything
to cheer you up!
394
00:16:57,018 --> 00:16:59,854
But I got tired of waiting
inside of the cake for hours!
395
00:16:59,937 --> 00:17:03,316
I even had Van Gogh come
to paint our JFKAbe portrait.
396
00:17:03,399 --> 00:17:05,568
But you weren't here!
397
00:17:05,610 --> 00:17:07,070
I'm sorry, Abe.
398
00:17:07,111 --> 00:17:09,738
I was, uh,
helping The Prayer Pals.
399
00:17:09,781 --> 00:17:11,239
You know you're my boy.
400
00:17:11,282 --> 00:17:12,784
Am I?
401
00:17:12,824 --> 00:17:17,080
-(PORTRAIT THUDDING)
-Then why did I find this
in your nightstand?
402
00:17:17,121 --> 00:17:18,872
-(BOTH GASP)
-(GEORGE WASHINGTON CARVER
RETCHES)
403
00:17:18,915 --> 00:17:20,123
ABE: It's never supposed
to come off!
404
00:17:20,166 --> 00:17:21,583
-It's a leather cuff!
-(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
405
00:17:21,626 --> 00:17:26,339
It's just-- I wanna see if maybe
I'm more than just a sex slut,
406
00:17:26,421 --> 00:17:27,965
-you know?
-ABE: Fine!
407
00:17:28,007 --> 00:17:32,095
Then I guess this is garbage!
(GROANS)
408
00:17:32,136 --> 00:17:34,806
Such... (GRUNTS)
...quality leather!
409
00:17:34,889 --> 00:17:36,808
(GROANS) Too strong!
410
00:17:36,849 --> 00:17:38,935
I've already lost
my best friend, Gandhi,
411
00:17:38,976 --> 00:17:41,604
who disappeared without a trace
just like that TV show.
412
00:17:41,646 --> 00:17:43,106
Yeah, do-- What's the name?
413
00:17:43,147 --> 00:17:45,900
Anyway, and I also lost
my best friend, Joan,
414
00:17:45,983 --> 00:17:48,069
when she tried to wipe
all our memories.
415
00:17:48,152 --> 00:17:49,612
And now, I'm losing you!
416
00:17:51,739 --> 00:17:54,575
You aren't the boy
I fell in friendship with!
417
00:17:54,659 --> 00:17:56,744
These people wanna change you,
418
00:17:56,828 --> 00:17:59,330
but I accept you
just the way you are.
419
00:17:59,414 --> 00:18:01,541
So I'm not giving up
without a fight,
420
00:18:01,624 --> 00:18:03,167
because that's what boys do.
421
00:18:03,251 --> 00:18:05,503
-They fight for each other!
-♪ (SOMBER MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
422
00:18:05,586 --> 00:18:07,922
JFK, look around you.
423
00:18:07,964 --> 00:18:09,924
Everyone else at school
has realized
424
00:18:10,007 --> 00:18:11,926
Prayer Pals is the answer.
425
00:18:12,009 --> 00:18:15,763
Shoutout to Frida and Cleo
for some incredible recruiting.
426
00:18:15,847 --> 00:18:19,767
Abe represents the old you,
so choose purity.
427
00:18:19,851 --> 00:18:21,853
Because I'm afraid
you can't choose both.
428
00:18:24,230 --> 00:18:31,028
I, er, uh, er, uh...
I, uh, er, uh, choose--
429
00:18:31,112 --> 00:18:33,281
ABE: I can't let them do this!
430
00:18:33,364 --> 00:18:35,366
-I'm saving us!
-Stop, Abe!
431
00:18:36,284 --> 00:18:38,536
(LAUGHS) Problem solved.
432
00:18:38,578 --> 00:18:41,706
Now, we can get back to being
best friends-- (GAGS)
433
00:18:41,748 --> 00:18:43,416
Stupid gag reflex!
434
00:18:43,499 --> 00:18:45,251
Does anyone have
a glass of water?
435
00:18:47,295 --> 00:18:52,300
(GROANS, SIGHS)
436
00:18:52,383 --> 00:18:53,718
-♪ (PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
-JFK,
437
00:18:53,760 --> 00:18:56,804
it's either celibacy or Abe.
438
00:18:56,888 --> 00:19:00,475
Hint, one of those choices
leads to Hell.
439
00:19:00,558 --> 00:19:05,396
Uh, I, er, uh-- I, uh--
I need to pray on this!
440
00:19:05,480 --> 00:19:08,066
-♪ (PENSIVE MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
-(CROWD GASPS)
441
00:19:08,107 --> 00:19:09,901
♪ (SOLEMN MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
442
00:19:09,984 --> 00:19:13,571
As you can see, we're an
extremely religious institution.
443
00:19:13,613 --> 00:19:16,532
So religious that we shouldn't
pay a dime to the government.
444
00:19:16,574 --> 00:19:17,992
I'll be the judge of that!
445
00:19:23,706 --> 00:19:26,584
Communion wafer
and cheese charcuterie board?
446
00:19:26,667 --> 00:19:28,920
Hmm! Don't mind if I do!
447
00:19:33,674 --> 00:19:36,719
Christ on a cracker,
it's delicious!
448
00:19:36,761 --> 00:19:38,012
(BOTH SIGH)
449
00:19:38,054 --> 00:19:39,430
FRIDA KAHLO:
Hey, friend in Christ.
450
00:19:39,472 --> 00:19:41,099
You look comfortable
and appropriate
451
00:19:41,140 --> 00:19:42,725
in your modest attire.
452
00:19:42,767 --> 00:19:44,936
Thank you! As do you.
453
00:19:45,019 --> 00:19:46,437
We look the same
and think the same,
454
00:19:46,479 --> 00:19:49,148
-because individuality is gross.
-Hmm!
455
00:19:53,611 --> 00:19:57,198
Consider yourself approved
for tax exemption.
456
00:19:57,281 --> 00:20:00,118
-Huzzah!
-Halle-freakin'-lujah!
457
00:20:01,202 --> 00:20:03,579
Please, God, answer me.
458
00:20:03,621 --> 00:20:07,834
Who should I choose,
Abe or celibacy?
459
00:20:07,917 --> 00:20:11,629
Send me a sign!
Or you can use words!
460
00:20:15,091 --> 00:20:19,137
-(DOORS OPENING)
-(RUNNING FOOTSTEPS)
461
00:20:19,220 --> 00:20:21,973
-(OBJECTS CLATTERING)
-ABE: Ow! (WHIMPERS)
462
00:20:22,014 --> 00:20:24,475
-(BIRDS CHIRPING)
-(ABE SCREAMS)
463
00:20:24,559 --> 00:20:27,979
-(GLASS SHATTERING)
-(ABE SIGHS)
464
00:20:28,062 --> 00:20:29,772
-(ANIMALS SCREECHING, GROWLING)
-(ABE SCREAMS)
465
00:20:29,814 --> 00:20:31,774
-(RUNNING FOOTSTEPS)
-(OBJECTS CLATTERING)
466
00:20:31,816 --> 00:20:33,359
-ABE: (IN DEEP VOICE) JFK!
-Huh?
467
00:20:33,776 --> 00:20:36,154
This is God!
468
00:20:36,237 --> 00:20:38,823
Oh, my God! I mean, Oh, my You!
469
00:20:38,865 --> 00:20:41,826
Oh, my Me, indeed. (CHUCKLES)
470
00:20:41,868 --> 00:20:45,079
Anyway, JFK,
I've been listening to you,
471
00:20:45,163 --> 00:20:48,166
and it seems like Abe
is your really good friend.
472
00:20:48,249 --> 00:20:50,835
He's probs a solid choice.
473
00:20:50,877 --> 00:20:53,129
But he swallowed
my celibacy ring.
474
00:20:53,171 --> 00:20:55,506
And I'm pretty sure he's the one
who keyed my car.
475
00:20:55,590 --> 00:20:57,842
It's making me feel like
I should choose you.
476
00:20:57,884 --> 00:21:01,387
I may be God,
but I'm not that great either.
477
00:21:01,471 --> 00:21:03,681
(CHUCKLES) I've made mistakes.
478
00:21:03,723 --> 00:21:06,476
You know, I created disease
and wars and--
479
00:21:06,517 --> 00:21:09,687
and the phrase,
"Let's circle back."
480
00:21:09,771 --> 00:21:13,149
Right, well,
I hate making Abe unhappy.
481
00:21:13,191 --> 00:21:15,818
Hey, you could never make
Abe unhappy.
482
00:21:15,860 --> 00:21:17,653
Abe's your boy.
483
00:21:17,695 --> 00:21:20,823
He's just trying
to make you happy.
484
00:21:20,865 --> 00:21:22,867
So you think
I should turn my back on you,
485
00:21:22,909 --> 00:21:24,744
so Abe and I can stay best buds?
486
00:21:24,827 --> 00:21:28,372
Just suck it up, and keep doing
the empty, meaningless sex?
487
00:21:28,414 --> 00:21:31,793
Well, I mean,
when you put it that way...
488
00:21:31,876 --> 00:21:34,295
Just say the word, God,
and I'll do it.
489
00:21:34,379 --> 00:21:37,382
Just, please, don't let Abe see
how unfulfilling it is for me.
490
00:21:39,550 --> 00:21:44,972
JFK, I think... (SOBS)
...you should choose celibacy
491
00:21:45,056 --> 00:21:48,351
if it makes you happy.
And knowing Abe,
492
00:21:48,393 --> 00:21:52,688
he will appreciate you
for whoever you choose to be.
493
00:21:52,730 --> 00:21:57,777
-Why are you crying?
-I just stubbed my God toe.
494
00:21:57,860 --> 00:22:00,029
Don't worry about Abe.
I'll text him.
495
00:22:00,071 --> 00:22:04,242
Beep-boop! He texted back.
He says he'll always be ya boy.
496
00:22:04,283 --> 00:22:06,327
And he said
it was the Brontë sisters
497
00:22:06,411 --> 00:22:08,079
-who keyed your car.
-♪ (SOLEMN MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
498
00:22:08,162 --> 00:22:10,706
-♪ (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
-(HUMS)
499
00:22:10,748 --> 00:22:13,459
-JFK, what happened?
-God's in the gymnasium,
500
00:22:13,543 --> 00:22:15,586
and he's saying
some pretty great stuff!
501
00:22:15,670 --> 00:22:19,424
-(EXCLAIMS)
-God is here at Clone High?
502
00:22:19,465 --> 00:22:20,508
JOAN: Ow!
503
00:22:21,676 --> 00:22:24,220
Harriet! I have something
for you. Wait up!
504
00:22:24,262 --> 00:22:26,139
-♪ (UPBEAT MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
-Oh, God, hello!
505
00:22:27,140 --> 00:22:30,017
I have a confession. (EXHALES)
506
00:22:30,101 --> 00:22:32,437
I eye-cheated on Confucius
with Toussaint.
507
00:22:32,520 --> 00:22:35,606
(INHALES DEEPLY) I'm talking
complete corneal penetration.
508
00:22:35,648 --> 00:22:37,108
Like, we... (GRUNTS)
509
00:22:37,191 --> 00:22:39,485
We full-on rodded
each other's cones, man!
510
00:22:39,569 --> 00:22:41,279
-(GROANS)
-♪ (SOLEMN MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
511
00:22:41,320 --> 00:22:45,616
So, God, I need you
to take this whole thing away,
512
00:22:45,700 --> 00:22:49,245
so I never,
ever have to tell Confucius.
513
00:22:49,287 --> 00:22:51,831
Uh. I think you just did.
514
00:22:55,668 --> 00:22:56,794
Confucius!
515
00:22:56,878 --> 00:22:59,464
I was here to just give you
these airbrushed couples' shirts
516
00:22:59,547 --> 00:23:01,758
that say,
"I've Only Got Eyes For You!"
517
00:23:01,799 --> 00:23:03,468
♪ (SOLEMN MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
518
00:23:03,551 --> 00:23:05,011
Why did it get so specific?
519
00:23:06,512 --> 00:23:08,473
Awkward!
520
00:23:08,514 --> 00:23:11,100
-(CROWD CHEERING)
-LADY GODIVA:
My fellow Prayer Pals,
521
00:23:11,142 --> 00:23:13,394
I've just gotten word
that Clone High
522
00:23:13,478 --> 00:23:17,315
is now officially
a religious institution.
523
00:23:17,356 --> 00:23:18,941
(CROWD CHEERING)
524
00:23:18,983 --> 00:23:21,903
LADY GODIVA: Right?
Feels good, doesn't it?
525
00:23:22,487 --> 00:23:25,031
(CROWD CHEERING)
526
00:23:25,114 --> 00:23:28,076
I never thought I'd see
such an enormous crowd
527
00:23:28,159 --> 00:23:30,411
of friendly Prayer Pal faces.
528
00:23:30,495 --> 00:23:33,206
All just looking at me.
529
00:23:34,415 --> 00:23:40,254
It stirs up something,
deep inside.
530
00:23:40,338 --> 00:23:41,798
(CROWD CHEER)
531
00:23:42,965 --> 00:23:44,675
You want a show, don't ya?
532
00:23:44,717 --> 00:23:48,221
Well, guess what?
Godiva's gonna give it to ya!
533
00:23:49,806 --> 00:23:50,807
I'm free!
534
00:23:51,516 --> 00:23:56,020
(LAUGHS) Yahoo!
535
00:23:56,062 --> 00:23:57,522
I'm free!
536
00:23:58,940 --> 00:24:00,983
(LAUGHS)
537
00:24:01,025 --> 00:24:03,361
-(GASPS)
-LADY GODIVA: Baba Booey!
(LAUGHS)
538
00:24:03,778 --> 00:24:05,446
(GROANS)
539
00:24:05,530 --> 00:24:07,698
Well, Mr. B, we're in the money.
540
00:24:07,740 --> 00:24:09,450
My dream
of creating Cloney Island
541
00:24:09,534 --> 00:24:11,536
-is now within reach.
-(DOOR OPENING)
542
00:24:11,619 --> 00:24:13,538
Scudworth! I just witnessed
543
00:24:13,579 --> 00:24:15,706
a student running naked
across the quad!
544
00:24:15,748 --> 00:24:18,918
I'm sorry, but that is not
religious institution behavior!
545
00:24:19,001 --> 00:24:22,004
Uh, what? Oh, no, I'm sure
it's some sort of mistake!
546
00:24:22,046 --> 00:24:24,382
Hey, nice doing business
with you, Scuddy Buddy!
547
00:24:24,465 --> 00:24:25,883
Thanks for the clones.
548
00:24:25,925 --> 00:24:28,886
You two have English now.
We're gonna go get some sushi.
549
00:24:28,970 --> 00:24:30,888
-(SIGHS)
-(SIGHS)
550
00:24:30,972 --> 00:24:35,309
Clones? Excuse me,
you're cloning people here?
551
00:24:35,393 --> 00:24:38,521
You're at Clone High.
What the frig did you expect?
552
00:24:38,604 --> 00:24:42,650
No tax exemption for you!
Only eternal damnation!
553
00:24:45,695 --> 00:24:49,741
Well, Mr. B, should we try again
as a Hebrew school?
554
00:24:49,782 --> 00:24:54,912
Way ahead of you.
Just call me "Mazel Bot." Oy!
555
00:24:54,954 --> 00:24:57,248
-♪ (GENTLE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
-(BIRDS CHIRPING)
556
00:25:06,299 --> 00:25:07,717
(BREATHES DEEPLY)
557
00:25:35,286 --> 00:25:37,747
♪ (GENTLE MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
558
00:25:37,789 --> 00:25:41,793
-♪ (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
-♪ It's a Christian rock song ♪
559
00:25:41,834 --> 00:25:46,631
♪ That you listen to
While you get your prayer on ♪
560
00:25:48,758 --> 00:25:51,969
♪ A crown of thorns
Some rosaries ♪
561
00:25:52,011 --> 00:25:55,098
♪ Loaves and fish
Down on my knees ♪
562
00:25:55,139 --> 00:25:58,976
♪ On every wall
A holy crucifix ♪
563
00:25:59,060 --> 00:26:04,482
♪ Jesus had abs, a pack of six ♪
564
00:26:04,524 --> 00:26:07,402
♪ Oh, oh, oh
Don't forget, he carries you ♪
565
00:26:07,485 --> 00:26:10,613
♪ One set of footprints
In the sand ♪
566
00:26:10,655 --> 00:26:13,616
♪ Flood an ark
In the palm of your hand ♪
567
00:26:13,658 --> 00:26:16,661
♪ Say, Cain
You reach this for me ♪
568
00:26:16,702 --> 00:26:20,248
♪ Dear God I'm certainly Abel ♪
569
00:26:20,331 --> 00:26:26,254
♪ A Blu-ray of the movie, Doubt
To the heavens we do shout ♪
570
00:26:26,337 --> 00:26:28,673
♪ Moses led the Jews right out ♪
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