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♪ (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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NARRATOR: 1965.
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High school sports
were all the rage.
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-(CROWD CHEERING)
-NARRATOR: Football. Basketball.
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Baseball.
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And the most popular sport
of all,
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snorkeling.
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-(WHISTLE BLOWS)
-NARRATOR: As thousands
of high school athletes
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dove into the pool to compete,
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-there was one shining star...
-(EAGLE SCREECHING)
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...who outshone them all.
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Young Cinnamon J. Scudworth.
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As everyone knows
in the extremely popular sport
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of competitive snorkeling,
players have to spot fish.
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No one could spot more fish
than Scudworth.
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-And the world
was starting to notice.
-(CROWD CHEERING)
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(KISSES)
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FISH GIRL: (GASPS)
He pointed at me! (SQUEALS)
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-♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
-Yeah, I remember,
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Scudworth took this rinky dink
little school all the way
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-to the National
Snorkeling Invitational...
-(CROWD CHEERING)
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...in Big City, USA.
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-I invested a fortune...
-(CROWD CHEERING)
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...in that big-nippled
son of a bitch.
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NARRATOR: But alas,
as with all rising stars,
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-eventually they must fall.
-♪ (PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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Scudworth, the National
Snorkeling Invitational
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-starts in 20 minutes!
-(YOUNG PRINCIPAL SCUDWORTH
MUNCHING)
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You need a full 30
before you go swimming!
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Don’t you get it?
I don’t care! I feel invincible!
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NARRATOR:
But he was very vincible.
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My tummy! It hurts so much!
Owie!
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NARRATOR: He was diagnosed
with type-1 tummy cramps.
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A devastating blow
to his future...
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-(GURGLING SCREAM)
-...and his bowels.
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-After that, people weren’t
pointing with him anymore...
-(CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICKING)
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-...they were pointing at him.
-(LAUGHTER)
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♪ (SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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I was done with Scudworth.
I mean, imagine a snorkeler
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getting pointed at
like some fish.
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I can’t think of anything worse.
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Except maybe if you were
a high jumper
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and people started jumping
over you.
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NARRATOR: On the cusp
of fame and fortune,
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Scudworth lost it all.
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He retreated from the spotlight
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-never to be seen again.
-(FLIES BUZZ)
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(CAN POPS OPEN)
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(INHALES, GULPS)
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CHEERLEADERS:
Sports! Sports! Sports! Sports!
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SACAGAWEA: And another
disappointing effort...
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(CROWD BOOS)
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...by the Clone High
snorkeling team.
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-(CROWD BOOING)
-(BUZZER BLARES)
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It’s the biggest loss
of the season,
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but the team has still launched
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into their famous
post-game celebration.
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(CHANTING) We tried!
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-Yeah, yeah, we tried!
-What’d we do?
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(CHANTING) Yeah, we tried!
Yeah, yeah, we tri--
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Ah! I missed.
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(CHANTING) But you tried!
Yeah, yeah, you tried.
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♪ (MARCHING BAND RENDITION
OF "CLONE HIGH THEME SONG"
PLAYING) ♪
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♪ (SONG CONCLUDES) ♪
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♪ (MELANCHOLIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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-(GULPS)
-(GLASS SHATTERING)
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Hmm?
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Wistful sigh.
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How did I fall so far, Mr. B?
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I was the face of the biggest
snorkeling company in the world.
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Now, I’m trapped
in this godforsaken town,
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coaching nothing but losers!
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Maybe it’s time to stop thinking
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about snorkeling so much?
You know, you’re also
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-a pretty successful sci--
-SCUDWORTH: Balderdash!
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I need a protégé.
Someone I can take to the top.
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Someone who can help me
recapture the glory I felt
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before I ruined everything!
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(SCREAMS IN PAIN)
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(SQUEALS)
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Hey, P. Scud.
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Ooh, you’ve got a bunch of glass
stuck in you.
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Sixteen pieces in your left leg,
18 in the right leg,
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nine in your right arm,
six in your left arm,
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and 14 in your face.
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♪ (INSPIRATIONAL MUSIC
PLAYING) ♪
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Frida Kahlo, you just pointed
and counted all that
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with the effortless skill
of a snorkeling champion.
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A snorkeling what now?
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How do you feel about the smell
and taste of chlorine?
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Love it, obviously.
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You have to join
my snorkeling team.
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-You have such a natural talent.
-Eh.
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I’m more into right-brained,
left-wing shiz, like, painting!
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I’m submitting a piece
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to the Exclamation
Fine Arts Festival,
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and the first prize
is a full ride
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to the Exclamation Art College.
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Oh, Frida, the dream
is to get out of this podunk,
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backwards, one-horse,
dead-end shithole.
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Every one of these losers
would give their middle nut
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to get outta here.
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-Please take my middle nut!
-Take me!
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I mean, it’s a good art school.
Plus, Cleo’s here.
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She’s pretty much my muse.
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♪ (EERIE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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♪ (MUSIC INTENSIFIES, FADES) ♪
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Here you go, boo.
This one’s finished.
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Oh, cool!
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Our heads on a platter.
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
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-'Cause we a feast, babe!
-So, good. (CHUCKLES)
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Listen, Frida,
snorkeling can make you rich!
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So, instead of giving
Cleo paintings,
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you can buy her things
she’ll actually enjoy,
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like catamarans
and Gila monsters.
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Every girl wants a Gila monster
these days.
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(GRUNTS, BREATHES DEEPLY)
Safe and sound.
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Yeah. You really think
I could make it big
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as a swimmer with a pipe?
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It’s called snorkeling, and yes,
you could. With me by your side.
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Okay. Let me submit this
to the festival,
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then I’ll give it a try.
Later, Principal Scudworth!
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Frida. Call me
Coach Scuddy Buddy.
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(CHUCKLES) Nah. Bye!
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-♪ (BAND MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
-Steady! A little higher!
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You got it, Marie?
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(GRUNTS, GROANS)
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You’re the base,
Marie Antoinette.
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The most important position
on the mat!
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So, we need you
to hold it together.
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(GROANS) I am try...
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(GRUNTS)
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-(BONES POPPING)
-(SCREAMS)
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(CHEERLEADERS SCREAM)
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(GASPS) Her head
is completely off!
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Get the school nurse over here.
I think she needs a Tylenol.
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On the plus side,
at least she lost a few pounds.
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We need a new base
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for the reverse
pyramid stunt, stat!
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No one else is strong enough,
Harriet!
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Well, we need to find someone!
The reverse pyramid
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is the whole reason
I’m getting scouted
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by Big City College University.
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They’ve got the best
film program in the country,
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and a cheer scholarship
is my only way in.
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-Good luck!
-♪ (OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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Looks like Harriet’s in trouble
without Marie Antoinette.
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When popular kids suffer,
Bleacher Creatures rejoice!
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-BLEACHER CREATURES: Huzzah!
-Yes.
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-(QUIETLY) Uh, huzzah.
-Oh! Evil idea alert.
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Let’s sabotage the cheerleaders
from the inside.
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-You mean wear their skins?
-No, Ivan the Terrible.
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Joan can join the squad
and take 'em down from within.
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And trigger
another Cheermageddon!
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What’s Cheermageddon?
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-♪ (DOO WOP MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
-Some years ago Gertrude Stein
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had a cheer scholarship
to Oxford
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until she went
to hold up the Y in "Yell"
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and it was upside down.
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♪ (OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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(CROWD GASPS)
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TOPHER BUS: The cheerleaders
appeared to be saying,
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“Hell together.”
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-Huh? (GRUNTS)
-TOPHER:
Everyone was so confused
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-that the sports team lost
the sports game.
-Hot dogs!
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(BOTH SCREAMS)
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(CROWD SCREAMS)
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TOPHER: As the holder
of the inverted Y,
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Gertrude ended up losing
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her full-ride cheerleading
scholarship to Oxford
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-to cheer for the queen.
-(CROWD BOOING)
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Okay, wait, I don’t really
wanna ruin Harriet’s life.
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She was my best friend.
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Until she kicked you
to the curb.
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The same curb to which
we’ve all been kicked.
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Bleacher Creatures don’t get
offered scholarships
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to fancy schools.
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You think any of us are ever
gonna get outta this town?
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We can’t even get out
of these bleachers.
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But I don’t know
if I wanna hurt her
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just because she’s upset.
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HARRIET TUBMAN:
Don’t Joan this up, squad!
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-Yes, that's right.
-Huh?
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Joan’s a verb now.
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It means "screwing everything up
for everyone else."
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Oh my God! It's already
in the Urban Dictionary.
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All right, I’ll take her down.
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(SINISTER LAUGHTER)
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-(CHEWS NERVOUSLY)
-(CROWD CHEERING)
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(SCUDWORTH GULPING)
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Hey, P. Scud.
Any words of wisdom
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-for my first match?
-♪ (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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All right, rookie.
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I'm going to give you
the same advice
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the great Schneider Snorkelle
once gave me.
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Go out there and point at fish.
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Got it.
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-♪ (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
-(BLOWS WHISTLES)
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-(CROWD CHEERING)
-(SCREAMS)
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-(WATER SPLASHING)
-(DING)
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(DING)
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(CONTINUOUS DINGING)
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(DING)
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Yes!
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(DOLPHIN SQUEAKING)
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(SCOREBOARD DINGING)
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-(CROWD CHEERING)
-(CONTINUOUS DINGING)
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(CROWD CHEERING)
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(DINGING)
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(TIMER CLICKS)
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(DING)
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-(SCOREBOARD DINGS)
-(BUZZER BLARES)
213
00:09:02,168 --> 00:09:04,003
(CROWD CHEERS)
214
00:09:04,045 --> 00:09:05,380
I never thought I’d say this,
215
00:09:05,463 --> 00:09:08,299
but Clone High wins
the snorkeling match!
216
00:09:08,383 --> 00:09:11,344
(SHOUTING) Goal-d-fish!
217
00:09:11,386 --> 00:09:12,637
We actually won.
218
00:09:12,720 --> 00:09:14,889
-You did it, Frida!
-Thanks, Coach.
219
00:09:14,931 --> 00:09:17,058
(CHANTING) We tried!
Yeah, yeah we tried!
220
00:09:17,141 --> 00:09:19,227
No, you morons, you won!
221
00:09:19,268 --> 00:09:21,312
It doesn’t mean
we didn’t try, Coach!
222
00:09:21,396 --> 00:09:23,398
(CHANTING) We tried!
Yeah, yeah, we tried!
223
00:09:23,481 --> 00:09:24,899
And were successful!
224
00:09:24,941 --> 00:09:27,151
♪ (MARCHING BAND MUSIC
PLAYING) ♪
225
00:09:27,235 --> 00:09:30,405
(CHEWS)
226
00:09:30,446 --> 00:09:32,740
Okay, Genghis,
your job is just to stand here
227
00:09:32,824 --> 00:09:35,159
and hold everyone up.
Do you think you can do that?
228
00:09:35,493 --> 00:09:36,619
Yes!
229
00:09:36,702 --> 00:09:38,955
-Okay, squad, reverse pyramid!
-(MARIE ANTOINETTE SCREAMS)
230
00:09:41,082 --> 00:09:42,375
That’s it, Genghis!
231
00:09:42,417 --> 00:09:44,752
Pyramid, let’s see
those arms up straight!
232
00:09:44,836 --> 00:09:47,130
-(CHEERLEADERS SCREAM)
-No, not you, Genghis!
233
00:09:47,213 --> 00:09:48,756
(CHEERLEADERS GASP)
234
00:09:48,840 --> 00:09:50,758
Whoa! Got it!
235
00:09:50,842 --> 00:09:51,968
-Whoa.
-Joan?
236
00:09:52,051 --> 00:09:53,219
What is she doing here?
237
00:09:53,261 --> 00:09:54,971
Whoa! She just caught
all five of them.
238
00:09:55,054 --> 00:09:57,724
-Uh, actually there were nine.
-(CHEERLEADER SCREAMS, GROANS)
239
00:09:57,765 --> 00:09:59,142
What’s all this about?
240
00:09:59,225 --> 00:10:01,102
You said you think
cheerleading is for stupid
241
00:10:01,185 --> 00:10:02,395
-shouting whores.
-(MARIE SCREAMS)
242
00:10:02,437 --> 00:10:04,063
Ah, used to.
243
00:10:04,105 --> 00:10:07,233
But now, I think
it’s for smart shouting whores.
244
00:10:07,316 --> 00:10:08,735
-(CHEERLEADER SCREAMS)
-(THUD)
245
00:10:08,776 --> 00:10:11,988
As much as it pains me
after you betrayed me,
246
00:10:12,071 --> 00:10:14,031
I need you on my squad.
247
00:10:14,115 --> 00:10:17,952
But you’re not in my squad.
Got it, Betray Zellweger?
248
00:10:18,369 --> 00:10:19,579
Got it.
249
00:10:20,830 --> 00:10:23,416
(CHEERLEADERS SCREAM, GROAN)
250
00:10:23,458 --> 00:10:25,752
♪ For Frid’s a jolly
Good Kahlo! ♪
251
00:10:25,793 --> 00:10:28,004
♪ For Frid’s a jolly
Good Kahlo! ♪
252
00:10:28,087 --> 00:10:29,630
-(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
-Excuse me.
253
00:10:29,672 --> 00:10:31,466
-Uh, is this where I can find...
-(GASPS)
254
00:10:31,507 --> 00:10:32,717
...Frida Kahlo?
255
00:10:32,800 --> 00:10:34,010
-(CHEERLEADER SCREAMS)
-Oh, my God!
256
00:10:34,093 --> 00:10:35,428
-(BOTTLE SHATTERING)
-Schneider Snorkelle!
257
00:10:35,470 --> 00:10:38,556
-Scudworth, is that you?
-Yes, sir.
258
00:10:38,639 --> 00:10:40,683
My God, you look like shit.
259
00:10:40,767 --> 00:10:42,226
But hell,
I thought you were dead,
260
00:10:42,310 --> 00:10:44,479
so I-- I guess congratulations.
261
00:10:44,520 --> 00:10:46,814
Frida, this is the most
influential man
262
00:10:46,856 --> 00:10:48,232
in the world of snorkeling.
263
00:10:48,316 --> 00:10:49,984
Listen to every word
he has to say.
264
00:10:50,068 --> 00:10:51,903
I wish I did
when I had the chance.
265
00:10:51,986 --> 00:10:54,822
(CLEARS THROAT) I like
what I saw out there today, kid.
266
00:10:54,906 --> 00:10:56,491
I wanna make you part
267
00:10:56,574 --> 00:10:59,327
of the Schneider
Snorkeling family.
268
00:10:59,368 --> 00:11:03,998
How does 5,000 schmackers sound
as a signing bonus?
269
00:11:04,082 --> 00:11:05,500
-Whoa!
-That’s a lot of money
270
00:11:05,583 --> 00:11:07,001
-for most people, not me.
-(WHISTLES)
271
00:11:07,043 --> 00:11:10,129
And you. I like
the redemption angle here.
272
00:11:10,171 --> 00:11:11,672
If you can get this team to make
273
00:11:11,756 --> 00:11:14,008
the National
Snorkeling Invitational,
274
00:11:14,050 --> 00:11:16,344
I’ll give you a spot
on our coaching staff
275
00:11:16,427 --> 00:11:18,513
-at the new facility.
-♪ (UPLIFTING MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
276
00:11:18,554 --> 00:11:20,890
The Schnorkelplex.
Big City, USA.
277
00:11:20,973 --> 00:11:22,975
Just don’t Joan it up this time.
278
00:11:23,017 --> 00:11:25,269
I won’t let you down again,
Mister Snorkelle!
279
00:11:25,353 --> 00:11:26,437
-All right, then.
-(SCREAMS)
280
00:11:26,521 --> 00:11:27,897
-I’m off to look at more kids...
-(GROANS)
281
00:11:27,980 --> 00:11:29,440
-...in swimsuits.
-(JFK GROANING)
282
00:11:29,524 --> 00:11:32,276
Uh, for scouting purposes,
of course.
283
00:11:32,360 --> 00:11:33,361
-(TOWEL WHIPPING)
-(JFK SCREAMING)
284
00:11:33,444 --> 00:11:35,613
-♪ (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
-Okay, squad!
285
00:11:35,696 --> 00:11:37,323
Now, that our snorkeling team
is good,
286
00:11:37,365 --> 00:11:38,658
we’ve got a better shot
at making it
287
00:11:38,699 --> 00:11:40,034
out of this disgusting town.
288
00:11:40,076 --> 00:11:43,204
We need to play
to our big strength, spelling.
289
00:11:44,705 --> 00:11:47,291
No, Betsy Ross! No!
That’s wrong.
290
00:11:47,375 --> 00:11:49,711
Listen, squad.
We have to get this right.
291
00:11:49,752 --> 00:11:52,046
We can’t have
another Cheermageddon!
292
00:11:52,130 --> 00:11:55,216
So, Cheermageddon’s
pretty bad, huh?
293
00:11:55,299 --> 00:11:57,635
It’s only, like,
my biggest fear in the world
294
00:11:57,719 --> 00:12:00,888
other than jack-in-the-boxes.
The toy and the restaurant.
295
00:12:00,930 --> 00:12:02,557
Everyone expects me
to get recruited
296
00:12:02,598 --> 00:12:06,185
by Big City College University
and if I don’t get in...
297
00:12:06,227 --> 00:12:08,062
Hey, why am I telling you
any of this?
298
00:12:08,104 --> 00:12:10,148
We’re not friends anymore.
(SCOFFS)
299
00:12:10,231 --> 00:12:14,569
I know, we’re just cheerleaders
on the same team.
300
00:12:14,610 --> 00:12:15,778
Exactly. You know,
301
00:12:15,862 --> 00:12:17,739
this isn’t easy for me to say,
obviously,
302
00:12:17,822 --> 00:12:20,074
but, um, you were okay
out there today. (SIGHS)
303
00:12:20,158 --> 00:12:21,951
-I was?
-Let’s just say you weren’t
304
00:12:22,034 --> 00:12:24,245
a total flaming garbage dump
and leave it at that.
305
00:12:24,328 --> 00:12:26,831
-Professional compliment over!
-(GASPS)
306
00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:30,418
TOPHER: Psst! Nice work.
307
00:12:30,501 --> 00:12:32,045
Making them think
you’re actually enjoying
308
00:12:32,086 --> 00:12:34,213
doing those dumb cheers
with those stupid idiots.
309
00:12:34,255 --> 00:12:37,341
Yeah. It really seemed like
I was having fun hanging out
310
00:12:37,425 --> 00:12:38,968
with my old pal, right?
311
00:12:39,052 --> 00:12:40,762
TOPHER: Now,
that Harriet trusts you,
312
00:12:40,845 --> 00:12:43,097
we can put our super complicated
plan in place.
313
00:12:43,139 --> 00:12:44,974
IVAN THE TERRIBLE:
When they spell out
“Clone High,”
314
00:12:45,058 --> 00:12:48,352
you’ll switch out the letters
so it spells out, “Bone High.”
315
00:12:48,436 --> 00:12:50,438
TOPHER: (CHUCKLES)
Isn’t that so funny?
316
00:12:50,521 --> 00:12:51,731
"Bone" instead of "clone."
317
00:12:51,773 --> 00:12:52,982
It’s like, wha... (CHUCKLES)
318
00:12:53,066 --> 00:12:54,942
It’s gonna be
a full on Cheermageddon!
319
00:12:55,026 --> 00:12:58,488
-(BLEACHER CREATURES LAUGH)
-Yeah. (FAKE LAUGHS) Right.
320
00:12:58,571 --> 00:13:00,281
-(CROWD CHEERS)
-SACAGAWEA: Well, snorkel fans,
321
00:13:00,323 --> 00:13:02,075
Clone High’s
hot streak continues.
322
00:13:02,116 --> 00:13:05,286
If they keep this up, we could
be heading for Big City, USA.
323
00:13:06,245 --> 00:13:07,830
Throw me an energy bar, Coach.
324
00:13:07,914 --> 00:13:09,165
Not a chance in hell.
325
00:13:09,248 --> 00:13:11,417
We’ve got another match
in 15 minutes.
326
00:13:11,459 --> 00:13:14,462
Eating now could end
your entire snorkeling career.
327
00:13:14,504 --> 00:13:17,131
-Why do you say that?
-Don’t you get it?
328
00:13:17,173 --> 00:13:19,133
-♪ (SOFT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
-Cramps!
329
00:13:19,217 --> 00:13:20,134
Yikes.
330
00:13:20,218 --> 00:13:21,636
If we’re going to make
nationals,
331
00:13:21,719 --> 00:13:23,471
you still got a lot to learn.
332
00:13:23,554 --> 00:13:25,681
And I’ve got a lot to teach.
333
00:13:25,765 --> 00:13:28,476
(CHOMPS)
Oh, God. Yuck. Goddamn it.
334
00:13:28,559 --> 00:13:30,770
(GAGS) I did you a favor.
335
00:13:30,812 --> 00:13:34,315
-♪ (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
-(FRIDA PANTS, GRUNTS)
336
00:13:36,150 --> 00:13:37,318
(GUNSHOT)
337
00:13:43,658 --> 00:13:44,659
(GUNSHOT)
338
00:13:44,700 --> 00:13:45,701
(BLOWS)
339
00:13:47,161 --> 00:13:48,913
(LAUGHS)
340
00:13:57,130 --> 00:13:58,506
(KISSES)
341
00:13:58,548 --> 00:14:00,508
(LAUGHS) Whoo!
342
00:14:00,591 --> 00:14:03,094
-(GRUNTS)
-Yes!
343
00:14:04,429 --> 00:14:05,513
Yes!
344
00:14:09,142 --> 00:14:10,643
♪ (SURFER ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
345
00:14:10,685 --> 00:14:15,189
GROUP: (CHANTING) Frida! Frida!
Frida! Frida! Frida!
346
00:14:15,273 --> 00:14:17,066
Free pinto bean budinos
for the winners.
347
00:14:17,150 --> 00:14:18,192
GROUP: Whoo!
348
00:14:18,234 --> 00:14:19,235
Listen up.
349
00:14:19,318 --> 00:14:21,487
If we win next Friday,
we’ll earn a spot
350
00:14:21,529 --> 00:14:25,199
in the National Snorkeling
Invitational in Big City, USA,
351
00:14:25,283 --> 00:14:27,869
and I can finally leave
this town for good.
352
00:14:27,952 --> 00:14:29,495
Frida, keep up the good work.
353
00:14:29,537 --> 00:14:31,372
The rest of you,
don’t Joan this out.
354
00:14:31,414 --> 00:14:35,418
-Uh, it’s “Joan this up.”
-Never correct me! (GRUMBLES)
355
00:14:35,501 --> 00:14:38,337
Wait, I thought you were going
to that art expo next Friday?
356
00:14:38,379 --> 00:14:41,215
You know, I never heard back
about the stuff I submitted.
357
00:14:41,299 --> 00:14:42,425
But it doesn’t matter.
358
00:14:42,508 --> 00:14:45,470
I need that snorkeling money
so I can buy you pricy things.
359
00:14:45,553 --> 00:14:46,888
Which reminds me,
how do you like this
360
00:14:46,971 --> 00:14:48,222
dining room set by Broyhill?
361
00:14:48,306 --> 00:14:50,099
-(APPLAUSE)
-(CROWD GASPING)
362
00:14:50,183 --> 00:14:52,393
Oh, my God, yes! Give it to me.
363
00:14:52,477 --> 00:14:54,312
(CHUCKLES) A lot better
than those worthless paintings
364
00:14:54,395 --> 00:14:55,688
I used to give you, huh?
365
00:14:55,730 --> 00:14:59,901
I mean, I wanna say no,
but, like, I physically can’t.
366
00:14:59,942 --> 00:15:01,527
(LAUGHS)
You know what I’m saying?
367
00:15:01,569 --> 00:15:03,279
(CHUCKLES) Yeah.
368
00:15:04,614 --> 00:15:06,199
(SIGHS) Listen, Frida.
369
00:15:06,240 --> 00:15:09,077
You need to do
what makes you happy.
370
00:15:09,160 --> 00:15:12,080
-That’s sweet, babe.
-Well, I mean it.
371
00:15:12,121 --> 00:15:14,832
And if spoiling me rotten
makes you happy,
372
00:15:14,916 --> 00:15:17,377
I’m just gonna have
to respect that.
373
00:15:17,418 --> 00:15:20,046
It does make me happy.
And to be honest,
374
00:15:20,088 --> 00:15:22,465
I don’t think about painting
at all anymore.
375
00:15:23,508 --> 00:15:28,262
♪ (SOFT GUITAR
DRAMATIC FLOURISH) ♪
376
00:15:29,680 --> 00:15:32,100
♪ (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
377
00:15:32,141 --> 00:15:34,102
I can’t believe it,
but we’re one win away
378
00:15:34,143 --> 00:15:35,561
from the National Invitational.
379
00:15:35,603 --> 00:15:37,980
We’re gonna have
to be absolutely flawless today.
380
00:15:38,064 --> 00:15:39,690
Right.
381
00:15:39,774 --> 00:15:42,360
-Thanks, Gertrude.
-(GRUMBLES)
382
00:15:42,443 --> 00:15:44,237
Wait, Gertrude Stein?
383
00:15:44,278 --> 00:15:47,115
Yeah. After Cheermageddon,
she just lost it.
384
00:15:47,156 --> 00:15:49,867
We let her help out around here.
Keeps her off the streets.
385
00:15:49,951 --> 00:15:52,954
But the fact that it takes
only one mistake
to end up that way,
386
00:15:52,995 --> 00:15:54,330
it’s terrifying, you know?
387
00:15:54,414 --> 00:15:56,165
-♪ (PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
-Yeah.
388
00:15:56,249 --> 00:15:58,751
I’ve never said that out loud
to anyone before.
389
00:15:58,793 --> 00:16:01,295
But I gotta admit,
talking about it with you, uh,
390
00:16:01,337 --> 00:16:03,381
actually makes me
feel less afraid.
391
00:16:03,464 --> 00:16:05,633
(CLICKS TONGUE)
Aw, well that’s nice.
392
00:16:05,675 --> 00:16:07,593
And I can’t believe
I’m saying this,
393
00:16:07,635 --> 00:16:10,555
but I might actually be
in the process of forgiving you.
394
00:16:10,638 --> 00:16:13,391
Maybe a person
can get over a betrayal.
395
00:16:13,474 --> 00:16:14,892
They can?
396
00:16:14,976 --> 00:16:18,062
But could they get over
two betrayals?
397
00:16:18,146 --> 00:16:19,439
You know, hypothetically?
398
00:16:19,480 --> 00:16:21,941
No way, girl! One betrayal max.
399
00:16:22,024 --> 00:16:25,153
But luckily,
that’s all we’re dealing with.
400
00:16:25,236 --> 00:16:27,196
Welp, off to stretch
before the big match.
401
00:16:27,280 --> 00:16:29,282
(CHUCKLES) Two betrayals.
Good one, Joan!
402
00:16:29,323 --> 00:16:32,076
-(JOAN OF ARC GROANS SOFTLY)
-♪ (OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
403
00:16:32,160 --> 00:16:35,621
-Girl’s locker room, Topher.
-TOPHER: Right, right, sorry.
404
00:16:35,663 --> 00:16:37,999
-♪ (UPLIFTING MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
-(BIRDS CHIRPING)
405
00:16:42,503 --> 00:16:46,257
Today’s the day, Cinnamon.
Redemption is in the air.
406
00:16:50,845 --> 00:16:52,513
(TELEPHONE RINGING)
407
00:16:52,555 --> 00:16:54,682
-Ah, undoubtedly a well-wisher.
-(GLASS SHATTERING)
408
00:16:54,724 --> 00:16:55,850
Clone High High School,
409
00:16:55,933 --> 00:16:58,019
Principal Cinnamon
J. Scudworth speaking.
410
00:16:58,061 --> 00:16:59,187
What? (CHUCKLES)
411
00:16:59,270 --> 00:17:00,688
Oh, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no.
412
00:17:00,772 --> 00:17:03,608
No. No, no, no.
A thousand times no.
413
00:17:03,691 --> 00:17:06,694
She’s on her way to the National
Snorkeling Invitational.
414
00:17:06,777 --> 00:17:09,530
She doesn’t want any part
of your art expo.
415
00:17:09,572 --> 00:17:12,867
This is a classic
“talk to the hand” situation.
416
00:17:12,949 --> 00:17:13,993
Unsubscribe.
417
00:17:14,035 --> 00:17:15,328
-FRIDA: Hey, Scudworth.
-(SCREAMS)
418
00:17:15,369 --> 00:17:17,705
Did you ever hear
from that art expo I entered?
419
00:17:17,747 --> 00:17:19,040
They were supposed to call here
420
00:17:19,122 --> 00:17:21,542
because it’s weird for grown-ups
to call high school kids.
421
00:17:21,583 --> 00:17:25,088
It is weird for grown-ups
to call high school kids.
422
00:17:25,170 --> 00:17:27,965
(HIGH-PITCHED VOICE) I never
heard a thing from that contest!
423
00:17:29,759 --> 00:17:31,260
-(TELEPHONE RINGING)
-(RECEIVER CLATTERING)
424
00:17:31,344 --> 00:17:33,429
Oh, okay. Just wanted to check.
425
00:17:33,513 --> 00:17:35,890
I-- I guess snorkeling
really is my only option.
426
00:17:35,973 --> 00:17:39,519
Now, you’re talking!
See you out there, superstar!
427
00:17:40,603 --> 00:17:42,563
-(WHEELS SQUEAKING)
-♪ (PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
428
00:17:42,647 --> 00:17:45,274
Don’t look at me like that.
Turn around.
429
00:17:46,651 --> 00:17:48,569
I can still see your eyes!
430
00:17:48,653 --> 00:17:52,740
Keep turning!
Oh, you are just like my mother!
431
00:17:53,324 --> 00:17:54,367
(CROWD CHEERING)
432
00:17:54,409 --> 00:17:56,369
CHEERLEADERS:
Sports! Sports! Sports! Sports!
433
00:17:56,411 --> 00:17:59,372
Sports! Sports! Sports! Sports!
434
00:17:59,414 --> 00:18:01,416
There you are!
What took you so long?
435
00:18:01,499 --> 00:18:03,292
I was kinda nervous,
so I went and painted some stuff
436
00:18:03,376 --> 00:18:04,460
to calm me down.
437
00:18:04,544 --> 00:18:06,379
This is the last painting
I’ll ever do
438
00:18:06,421 --> 00:18:09,090
since I’m obviously
very bad at it.
439
00:18:09,173 --> 00:18:10,466
-That you are!
-(PAINTING CLATTERING)
440
00:18:10,550 --> 00:18:12,760
Now get changed.
It’s winning time.
441
00:18:12,802 --> 00:18:16,431
Hey, Scudworth, just want
to say good luck tonight.
442
00:18:16,472 --> 00:18:19,100
Hope we don't
"cramp" your style.
443
00:18:19,183 --> 00:18:21,018
(GROUP LAUGHS)
444
00:18:22,019 --> 00:18:24,564
-'Cause you got a cramp.
-I know that, Abe!
445
00:18:25,940 --> 00:18:29,193
-♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
-(TOILET RATTLING)
446
00:18:30,403 --> 00:18:33,364
(GRUNTS) Here you go!
447
00:18:34,490 --> 00:18:36,951
Are you sure we wanna do this?
448
00:18:36,993 --> 00:18:39,871
Don’t you get it?
Harriet’s not your friend, Joan.
449
00:18:39,954 --> 00:18:42,749
She’s just strong-arming you
into using your strong arms.
450
00:18:42,790 --> 00:18:44,041
You think she’s gonna be
your friend
451
00:18:44,125 --> 00:18:45,877
when the season is over?
She ain’t.
452
00:18:45,960 --> 00:18:49,464
But you know who is?
We, the Bleacher Creatures.
453
00:18:49,505 --> 00:18:53,384
-The outcasts of society!
-The pariahs of the school!
454
00:18:53,468 --> 00:18:55,636
Also, can you Venmo me your dues
for this month?
455
00:18:55,720 --> 00:18:58,514
Bleacher Creatures forever!
456
00:19:00,308 --> 00:19:02,101
-(CROWD CHEERING)
-Folks, it’s the moment
457
00:19:02,143 --> 00:19:04,270
we’ve all been waiting for.
458
00:19:04,312 --> 00:19:05,813
-(CROWD CHEERS)
-♪ (INTENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
459
00:19:05,897 --> 00:19:07,815
Snorkelers, secure your goggles!
460
00:19:07,899 --> 00:19:09,442
(AIR HORN BLARES)
461
00:19:12,528 --> 00:19:13,821
Go, Frida! Point!
462
00:19:13,863 --> 00:19:16,908
Go, babe!
Mama needs a cashmere pashmina!
463
00:19:16,991 --> 00:19:19,327
Look over there! Look! Point!
Look! Point!
464
00:19:19,410 --> 00:19:21,454
See. The. Fish.
Point at that one!
465
00:19:21,496 --> 00:19:24,499
Point with your whole body!
Use the snorkel!
466
00:19:24,582 --> 00:19:26,209
Circle breathing,
circle breathing!
467
00:19:26,292 --> 00:19:28,336
Don't miss the grouper!
468
00:19:28,419 --> 00:19:30,922
-There's another one!
-Hey, I think this is yours.
469
00:19:31,005 --> 00:19:33,341
No, I don’t want it.
Get outta the way. I’m coaching.
470
00:19:33,424 --> 00:19:36,761
Excuse me, Frida gave this
to you as a gift.
471
00:19:36,844 --> 00:19:38,346
And it clearly meant a lot
to her
472
00:19:38,388 --> 00:19:40,306
if she went to the trouble
of painting it for you,
473
00:19:40,348 --> 00:19:41,808
and you’re gonna take it!
474
00:19:41,849 --> 00:19:44,352
Ugh! Fine,
I’ll take the stupid--
475
00:19:44,394 --> 00:19:47,772
-♪ (SOFT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
-(GASPS) But this isn’t stupid.
476
00:19:48,773 --> 00:19:50,024
It’s exquisite.
477
00:19:50,775 --> 00:19:51,943
What have I done?
478
00:19:53,528 --> 00:19:54,695
(CONTINUOUS DINGING)
479
00:19:57,365 --> 00:20:00,618
♪ (INSPIRING MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
480
00:20:02,286 --> 00:20:04,872
-(CROWD GASPING)
-(COUGHS, GROANS)
481
00:20:04,956 --> 00:20:07,041
Frida, are you okay?
What’s going on?
482
00:20:07,083 --> 00:20:09,669
She got accepted
to the art expo.
483
00:20:09,711 --> 00:20:11,003
That’s where she belongs.
484
00:20:11,045 --> 00:20:13,339
No way. Congrats, babe!
485
00:20:13,381 --> 00:20:16,551
But the contest is starting now!
I’ll never make it in time!
486
00:20:16,634 --> 00:20:20,054
Oh, yes, you will.
This may be a one-horse town,
487
00:20:20,138 --> 00:20:21,848
but sometimes... (WHISTLES)
488
00:20:21,931 --> 00:20:24,517
-(HORSE NEIGHS)
-(CROWD GASPING)
489
00:20:24,559 --> 00:20:26,686
...one horse is all you need.
490
00:20:26,728 --> 00:20:29,230
Scudworth!
Get Frida back in that pool,
491
00:20:29,272 --> 00:20:31,524
or I will personally guarantee
492
00:20:31,566 --> 00:20:33,609
that you never get
outta this town!
493
00:20:33,693 --> 00:20:36,070
This isn’t about me.
It’s about Frida.
494
00:20:36,154 --> 00:20:37,905
And Frida is an artist.
495
00:20:37,947 --> 00:20:40,533
So, with all due respect,
Schneider Snorkelle
496
00:20:40,575 --> 00:20:43,494
-you can schuck it!
-Yeah, schuck off!
497
00:20:44,746 --> 00:20:46,247
-All right!
-Let’s go, babe!
498
00:20:48,124 --> 00:20:50,001
-Hi-ya!
-(HORSE NEIGHS)
499
00:20:50,084 --> 00:20:54,756
-(CROWD CHEERING)
-♪ (INSPIRING MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
500
00:20:59,093 --> 00:21:01,012
BYSTANDER: (SCREAMING)
Watch out for that horse!
501
00:21:01,095 --> 00:21:02,096
(CAR CRASHING)
502
00:21:02,138 --> 00:21:04,390
-(SOLDIER SCREAMING)
-(HELICOPTER THRUMMING)
503
00:21:04,432 --> 00:21:06,768
-(SOLDIER SCREAMING)
-(EXPLOSIONS)
504
00:21:06,809 --> 00:21:08,269
-(FIRE TRUCK BLARING)
-(DOLPHIN SQUEAKING)
505
00:21:08,352 --> 00:21:10,772
Ooh. I hope everyone’s okay.
506
00:21:10,813 --> 00:21:12,065
Hey, since Cleo left
507
00:21:12,106 --> 00:21:13,608
and she’s the top
of the pyramid,
508
00:21:13,649 --> 00:21:15,193
we should probably
just call it, huh?
509
00:21:15,276 --> 00:21:18,446
No way! A scout from Big City
College University is here!
510
00:21:18,529 --> 00:21:19,614
We’ll have to make some
adjustments.
511
00:21:19,697 --> 00:21:20,907
I’ll move to top left
512
00:21:20,948 --> 00:21:22,575
and have Abigail shift
to Cleo’s spot.
513
00:21:22,617 --> 00:21:24,744
Uh, wait,
so you’ll be holding...
514
00:21:24,786 --> 00:21:28,623
The all-important first letter.
But as long as you’re the base,
515
00:21:28,706 --> 00:21:30,208
I know we can do it.
516
00:21:30,291 --> 00:21:32,210
-♪ (OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
-(BLEACHER CREATURES LAUGH)
517
00:21:32,293 --> 00:21:33,378
(CROWD CHEERS)
518
00:21:33,461 --> 00:21:36,214
(CHANTING) Let’s hear you
scream for our snorkel team!
519
00:21:36,297 --> 00:21:37,965
(CHEERLEADERS CHEERING)
520
00:21:41,052 --> 00:21:43,679
-(GRUNTS)
-♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
521
00:21:47,850 --> 00:21:50,395
GERTRUDE STEIN: I used
to be somebody.
522
00:21:51,521 --> 00:21:52,772
Gertrude Stein?
523
00:21:52,814 --> 00:21:56,901
No! I spelled a dirty word.
Now, I’m Dirty Gerty!
524
00:21:57,985 --> 00:22:00,488
(CACKLES, SCREECHES)
525
00:22:00,571 --> 00:22:03,699
I made a nest out of pom-poms!
(CACKLES)
526
00:22:03,783 --> 00:22:07,286
Harriet! Don’t!
You can’t put up that letter!
527
00:22:07,328 --> 00:22:08,955
What? Why?
528
00:22:08,996 --> 00:22:11,165
If you don’t want
to end up like Dirty Gerty,
529
00:22:11,249 --> 00:22:12,583
you gotta trust me.
530
00:22:13,543 --> 00:22:17,380
Ready, team? Three, two, one!
531
00:22:17,463 --> 00:22:19,799
(CROWD CHEERING)
532
00:22:19,841 --> 00:22:23,010
-One high!
-As in, we’re all one!
533
00:22:23,094 --> 00:22:24,804
No matter what our differences,
534
00:22:24,846 --> 00:22:26,931
-we’re still One High!
-(LAUGHS) Ah!
535
00:22:27,014 --> 00:22:28,182
(SIGHS)
536
00:22:28,266 --> 00:22:31,144
TOPHER: “One High”?
What happened to “Bone High”?
537
00:22:31,185 --> 00:22:34,856
One High is like implying
all of us are high...
538
00:22:34,897 --> 00:22:38,401
on marijuana pot!
That’s a sick burn.
539
00:22:38,484 --> 00:22:42,655
Violence was chosen today.
Hurrah! One High!
540
00:22:42,697 --> 00:22:43,865
-What just happened?
-(GRUNTS)
541
00:22:43,906 --> 00:22:45,074
Who did this?
542
00:22:45,158 --> 00:22:47,702
-Harriet, I’m a jerk.
-♪ (UPLIFTING MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
543
00:22:47,744 --> 00:22:51,330
I was mad at you,
so I was going to betray you...
544
00:22:51,372 --> 00:22:54,125
Again. But I couldn’t go
through with it
545
00:22:54,208 --> 00:22:57,295
and not just because I have
terrible follow through.
546
00:22:57,378 --> 00:23:00,506
I understand if you go
right back to hating me again.
547
00:23:01,716 --> 00:23:04,969
Wait! The important thing is,
you told me.
548
00:23:05,053 --> 00:23:06,304
And to be honest,
549
00:23:06,387 --> 00:23:08,139
I really do wanna be
friends again.
550
00:23:08,222 --> 00:23:11,309
-(GASPS) Really?
-(SHUSHES) In secret.
551
00:23:11,392 --> 00:23:13,311
You’re still a social outcast,
remember?
552
00:23:13,394 --> 00:23:15,354
I would be honored
to be your friend
553
00:23:15,396 --> 00:23:17,231
that you’re too embarrassed
to admit you’re friends with
554
00:23:17,315 --> 00:23:18,524
to your other friends.
555
00:23:18,566 --> 00:23:21,360
Well, I guess,
I’ll see you around...
556
00:23:21,402 --> 00:23:22,945
(WHISPERING) ...friend.
557
00:23:24,614 --> 00:23:26,532
(CHANTING) We tried!
Yeah, yeah, we tried!
558
00:23:26,574 --> 00:23:27,575
ABE LINCOLN: What’d we do?
559
00:23:27,658 --> 00:23:29,744
(CHANTING) Yeah, we tried!
Yeah, yeah, we tried!
560
00:23:29,827 --> 00:23:30,870
So hard.
561
00:23:30,912 --> 00:23:32,955
Why don’t you go hit
the showers, fellas?
562
00:23:33,039 --> 00:23:33,956
(JFK HUMMING)
563
00:23:34,040 --> 00:23:35,124
-(TOWEL WHIPPING)
-(JFK YELPS)
564
00:23:35,208 --> 00:23:37,835
(SIGHS) Looks like
it didn’t go our way.
565
00:23:37,919 --> 00:23:40,213
It was a blood bath.
But what about you?
566
00:23:40,254 --> 00:23:41,964
How was the art expo?
567
00:23:42,048 --> 00:23:44,425
They gave me this.
I wanted to turn it down
568
00:23:44,467 --> 00:23:46,761
'cause giving awards
for art is kinda stupid.
569
00:23:46,803 --> 00:23:49,680
But I thought it would look good
on a special someone.
570
00:23:50,932 --> 00:23:52,558
Me? What?
571
00:23:52,600 --> 00:23:55,103
I know that wasn’t easy,
what you did for me today.
572
00:23:55,186 --> 00:23:57,480
But I really appreciate it,
Coach Scuddy Buddy.
573
00:23:58,523 --> 00:24:00,900
She said the nickname
I assigned myself.
574
00:24:02,360 --> 00:24:04,821
♪ (UPLIFTING MUSIC
INTENSIFIES) ♪
575
00:24:11,494 --> 00:24:13,663
♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪
576
00:24:13,746 --> 00:24:18,626
♪ (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
577
00:25:02,503 --> 00:25:04,380
♪ (SONG CONCLUDES) ♪
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