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- You look beautiful.
- Thanks, mom.

I am so happy.

Well?

- What is it?
- Open it.

Is this the right moment, mom?

Are you sure that the caveman
deserves such beauty?

Yes, I love him to death.

I am so happy, girls!

Bury your father's remains.

When?

I'm leaving for my honeymoon.

When you get back.

Go to the Nova Gorica cemetery.

You know…

It was his last wish
to rest where he was born.

He is so sweet,
so kind, so practical.

I would have preferred a Jew.

He can always convert, mom.

What matters is
that you love him.

Mom, why do I have to do it?

Because your mazal is closed.

Bury your father,
you'll see that it will open.

You may even have a child.

It will be a blessing.

I have a unicornuate uterus, mom.

You'll have a boy.

Black eyes…

and a big strawberry mark on his back.

Just like your poor father.

I can see it.

Chiara would have been so happy
to see us all here today.

We are fearless!

I mean…

Oh.

My little tiger.

Let's hear what he said.

Alright. Once I get back
I'll go bury dad, okay?

Swear.

I swear.

Remember that for the funeral
you need ten Jews.

Mom, where am I going to find ten Jews?

Hey, babe…

I'm sorry, but I'm not ready
to take this step.

- I can't do it.
- What?

He is a real moron.

He's joking even today,
he's seriously stupid.

He must be drinking at the bar.

Okay.

The number you have dialed…

Maybe there's no reception at the bar?

The number you have dialed…

Why? Why? Why?

Drink,
it'll make you feel better.

Nothing, the garage is closed.

At his place all is silent.

Nobody knows where he is.

So he's really gone.

Whatever happens, happens for the good.

Now, maybe this is really a blessing.

Hey, don't you start too!

How humiliating…
What do I do now?

I can understand the frenzy,

the enthusiasm,

the gluttonous addiction to the tool,

but come on,
you were clearly affected by blindness.

- The connection was gone too.
- He was so disarticulated!

Anyway, don't worry, Cocca Bella.

Even the simplest thing worries me,
and it's all gone topsy-turvy! Enough!

He had improved so much,
except for a bit of Roman.

- Call him again.
- Yes.

Yes.

Maybe he's on his way.

The number you have dialed…

- Why? Why? Why?
- No…

Write.
"Due to unforeseeable circumstances…"

They'll think I'm a loser.

"beyond the bride's control…"

Not even a caveman mechanic
wanted to marry me.

"the wedding is postponed to
a date to be defined."

Sent it to the group.

We need to take action,
her self-esteem is at rock bottom.

I would suggest the golden method.

Rebound guy.

A trip with us would do her good.

What trip? I'm starring
in a series in ten days.

I understand,
but we can't leave her alone right now.

We could go to a beautiful farmhouse
surrounded by nature, and meditate.

Ele, where would you like to go?

"Dad is picking you up today,
Are you happy, love?"

Of course I was happy.

I was six years old.

When school ended,
all the kids were picked up.

I was left there alone
sitting on the stairs.

I peed on myself.

I thought they had abandoned me.

Well, it can happen.

Maybe…

I don't even have a picture with him
in front of a damn cake.

Wait, no… I have one.

Oh, I have one.

Ah! I was 13 years old.

I added him with Photoshop.

At least you'll have
some good memories with him, right?

I mean, he must have
loved you in his own way.

Yeah, he cheated on my mother repeatedly.

Then he disappeared in Tel Aviv.

Despite all this,
my mother never stopped loving him.

Never.

I talked to Maria,
she listened to the track.

Sorry, who gave you the right
to let her hear it?

Wasn't it an old piece
recorded with a phone?

It was just to have
an opinion on the piece.

Sorry, bathroom break.

It's a period
that I can no longer write about.

- I told you, Amici is not for me.
- Shall we try with Zecchino d'Oro?

- Fuck off, mom.
- Watch your mouth!

Don't you dare talk like that
to your own mom!

Enough, come on!

If you don't update your fans

on everything you do
for a couple of hours,

do you think they miss you?

"I brim the crescent of silence."

- What did she say?
- You are not right in the head.

You need to shut up
because you shouldn't even be here.

It's a bit late to regret
giving birth to me, huh, mommy?

- What do you mean?
- I'm pregnant!

- Very good.
- It's wonderful.

- Come on, it's nice.
- This is great news, why are you crying?

- How late are you?
- Two months.

- Are you sure?
- Look.

How horrifying,
you kept them all.

Tests are not always reliable.

- Look, I hope so.
- What do you mean?

It's just that…

I'm not so sure…

that Billo is the father.

Very good.

Who could it be?

Well, you know…

- If we want to narrow the circle…
- Yeah, let's narrow it down.

I suspect…

four men.

- Four men, how?
- You have so much to teach us, Aki.

- One of course is Billo.
- Thank goodness.

Who are the others
who flooded the place?

I don't remember exactly.

You… don't remember who you shagged?

No, it's just that I had
a shamanic experience with ayahuasca.

Wow, so cool.

So I don't remember if…

Anyway,
these are some of the participants

that could be…

Yes, geriatric ward residents.

Well, you could call them,
call them!

Tancredi,
the owner of the farmhouse nearby,

he is also the shaman's assistant.

He certainly knows
what happened during the ritual.

I'd like to speak to him in person.

Talking in person is surely
much more fruitful.

- Hi.
- Hi.

Welcome to my home.

In my opinion, you should let
the vice shaman take your mind off.

He has a hint of fragrant sweat.

If I see a naked guy,
I'll bite it off.

So savage.

- We should self-determine.
- I am very self-determined.

- In what sense?
- I just bought Pro Penguin.

What would that be?

What the hell did you buy?
You can't be my daughter.

It has a sensory cavity
that delicately surrounds you.

- It has 11 different speeds.
- Right.

And it guides you
to unforgettable multiple orgasms.

You don't need a man.

That's right,
it won't leave you or betray you.

If anything, you drain the batteries.

Either way, I don't care at all

because my hymen grew back.

- Well, solved?
- So?

Yes.

During the ritual nothing happened, so…

Whether it's a boy or a girl,
it's Billo's.

- Oh!
- Well, at least you're relieved, right?

Sure, sure.

It's just that…

We broke up.

- What? When?
- Two months ago.

Why didn't you tell us sooner?

You know, to me it feels like
we are in one of those comedies

where something happens to everyone

but no, it's just reality.

Well, come on,
one problem at a time.

Isn't this place wonderful anyway?

It puts you at ease instantly, right?

I already feel a bit like…
unruly, free, and beautiful.

Why don't we spend some time here?

Sure, yeah, let's stay here
among asses and goats.

Look, beauties.

Here I produce everything:
cheese, wine, honey…

And everything is cruelty-free.

Do you know how many animals
I have saved from slaughter?

- And the seminars.
- And the seminars, yes, right.

A lot of people come here for seminars
because we practice karma yoga.

- Karma yoga?
- Karma yoga, sure.

It is a meditative practice.

What exactly is karma yoga?

We think we are separate
from the environment, but we are not.

Even in romantic relationships,
for example,

we should stop putting the blame
on others all the time, on the outside.

- Right?
- So it's my fault now?

- Yeah.
- Exactly.

- Babaji says exactly that.
- "Baba" who?

- Babaji, the master.
- The teacher.

Sure, right?
He's the one making everything valuable.

- Everything important.
- Who is Babaji?

Look, he's like an avatar
who is never born, never dies,

every time he reincarnates.

Where?

Where? Wherever the hell he wants,
he's the master!

Right.

For example, beautiful,

now he has been reincarnated
into a beautiful young man from Avezzano.

Oh, from Marsica!

Exactly.

With Babaji there are no miracles
like they happened with Sai Baba.

That's how it is, with
Babaji there are only coincidences.

Such as?

Like you're praying and you say,
"Should I keep getting stoned?"

Then Babaji comes along,
smacks you in the forehead,

and you graciously understand
that you have to stop.

You didn't understand shit about Babaji.

- No?
- You misunderstood a bit.

- You're a bit skeptical, aren't you?
- I am also much more than that.

I think you and I need to hablar
a bit about Babaji.

- "Hablar".
- Professionally.

Hey… where do you think he is from?

- He's Spanish.
- Oh.

Hey!

Bravo! Arriba, adelante!

Olé!

Bravo.

Look, beautiful…

Do you know tantric sex?
Do you like it?

Yes, what should I do?

You have to breathe with me,
at my own pace.

With you, at your own pace.

Very well.

Very well, look.

Can I, professionally?

- Yes, yes.
- We must be free.

Very good.

Very well,
now let's breathe, right?

At the same pace, together.

Look, more.

Great, breathing is very important,
very good.

Important.

Yes, of course.

Keep it up, you have to fill…

Very well.

Yes, like this.

Keep up the pace.

Very good, beautiful.

- I feel everything, oh wow.
- Me, nothing yet.

- Muy bien, beautiful, I feel everything.
- "Muy bien" my ass.

- I feel everything.
- But I don't feel anything.

Muy bien, like this.

Not at all "Muy bien".

Off, take off these rags, go!

Talk to me in Spanish!

- Speak to me in Spanish!
- Yes!

- Talk to me in Spanish!
- Yes!

- Olé, olé, olé!
- Yes!

- Talk to me! Kill me!
- Hey!

- Kill me!
- Professionally though!

Professionally?
I want it handmade, handmade!

Take me, fill me up!

- Kill me!
- Yes, but...

Olé! Olé! Go!

- Okay.
- What's up?

- Oh God, a goat!
- Yes, but…

- Oh my God!
- No.

I want to be in a zoo!

Yes! Hi, how are you?

No, focus on me!
Oh my God, between goats and sheep…

I want to live every moment
of my life with you, marry me.

Linda, I love you.

Sofia.

These are beautiful words.

But I just can't do it.

Get it?

I can't do it.

Why? What, don't you love me?

Do you love me or not?

Linda?

What, are you seeing someone else?

- Are you seeing someone else?
- Why?

Why do you insist?

Enough.

You always have to ruin
everything, always.

Linda...

Oh…

- Good morning!
- Sorry.

Sorry, my bag wouldn't close.

You tried to stuff
Tancredi's dick in there too?

You are so vulgar.

Pick up the bag.

Oh my God, the relic!

- Stop!
- Stop!

Stop, little goat!

Stop! Stop!

Stop, little goat!
Stop, little goat! Stop!

Why?

- That jerk ate dad.
- Shitty goat.

Bad luck will haunt me forever.

Wait though.

If there is no separation
between the goat and us,

it's like we've already
buried your dad, right?

- Aki, what the hell are you saying?
- This is what I would do…

We kill it, get the teeth back,

then we grill it.

Excuse me, would you really
be able to gut a goat

and go bare-handed through its stomach?

Alright then! We'll wait!

Sooner or later it will shit
the three teeth out.

We need an idea.

She's not answering.

I knew perfectly well
that this would only bring trouble.

I tried to accept it but…

You could have at least given her a lift.

She didn't want it!

Maybe you're having a hard time
understanding what you want, what you are.

I am very sure about what I am.

So why do you keep acting
like a teenager?

Look who's talking!

Why do you always try to make me feel
like the wrong one, huh?

I have loved and still love
men and women, okay?

I don't want to live with someone
nor to marry nor to be a mother.

Should I feel wrong about this?
Or less female?

"I have loved…"

Listen, sweetie, for me
you can go both ways.

I just ask you not to make
my daughter suffer, okay?

She's not a kid anymore, you know.

- You should tell her the truth.
- Watch your mouth!

Don't you dare come
between me and my daughter, okay?

And I am the jerk? Me?

Hey, calm down.
It looks like we're all on our periods.

I wish.

Maybe I should just give up
on that production full of bad actors.

No, it's not you, it's the PMS.

Sorry, you've busted my balls
for so long, so long!

Now you get the chance to be
the main character and they suck?

I am a girl full of virtues.

Maybe I should just dedicate myself
to my literary career, to write.

- I could aim for the Strega Prize.
- But also to many other liquors.

You could turn to alcoholism.

Shut up and shit the stolen goods back.

Girls, do you realize
that we stole a goat?

Doctor, you must help me.

What is wrong with me?
Something is not right.

You have the classic impostor syndrome.

- Impostor syndrome?
- Yes, that's right.

You thought you didn't deserve
the love of your fiancée.

- Right.
- So you self-sabotaged yourself.

You gave her up.
So as not to have to endure the shame

of what you consider
a bluff being called.

I don't understand,
but can this syndrome be cured?

- Of course you can heal.
- Cool.

You have to work a bit
on your self-esteem.

Let's work on it,
come on, Tigre.

But unfortunately
our time is up.

See you next week,
same day and same time.

- Okay?
- It's okay.

- It will be 150 euros.
- Huh? Who said that?

- Huh?
- It's 150 euros.

- I'm cured!
- No, listen…

- Yes!
- No.

- Yes, I am another person.
- It's not possible in just one session.

- I felt a flush and healed.
- It's not possible.

Try it yourself.

I don't suffer
from impostor syndrome.

Sorry, what do you call
these 150 euros? Yeah!

Shall we do 100 euros without invoice?

Let's say that I have impostor syndrome,

but you have evader syndrome?

Right! Put your glasses back on
and say bye to the cat.

150 euros per session!
And the chair rocks, too.

Is anyone here?

No, no one.

The jerk is calling.

Don't you dare answer.

- Mmm?
- Tigre called.

- I'll send him a voice message.
- Yes.

You ugly, dickless caveman,
you are dead to me.

You fart!

- Ignorant!
- Potato head!

Do you have two rooms?

Welcome to Locanda del Pellegrino.

Is the goat with you?

Yeah!

I'll bury my dad and we'll go back.

I hope to shake this damn curse off.

Let's be clear,
if the goat doesn't shit by tomorrow,

I'll take it to the butcher
and I'll turn it into skewers.

Delicious…

We all do poo poo.

For example,
elephants do very big ones.

The hippo shoots it.

The whale's is pink.

Got it? But you,
you'll do it very tiny, but with teeth.

Got it? You'll poop out the teeth now.

No, no, no!

No, not down there!

Open up.

Please open up.

Come on, girls.

What?

The goat…

Ran away.

By the way,
Sanremo didn't do you any good.

- So what do we do now?
- I don't know.

What do we tell Eleonora?

If there's a problem,
there is also a solution.

Really?

It shouldn't be that difficult
to find three teeth.

- What are you looking for?
- A dentist.

A dentist in this town?
They don't even have dignity.

Actually, there is no service,
do you think…

It's June anyway.

How did we get here?

I'm wondering too.

Here they are.

Good evening.

Good evening, good sir.

- Good evening.
- Good evening.

Just follow the simple tips
to avoid any complications.

The first thing you need to do
is bite on a gauze for 30 to 60 minutes,

which is placed on the extraction site.

Then discard it gently.

This is doable.

- Yeah?
- Yes.

- Did you find everything?
- Yes, everything was at the hotel.

Who will operate?

- Open wide.
- I want the money first.

Well, he's right, poor thing.

- And the anesthetic.
- Here's the anesthetic.

- Ready.
- Take a good sip.

Come on.

Good… very good.

Ah!

And now…

- Open wide.
- Aah.

- Do you remember which teeth they were?
- Good God, not many choices here.

Just think that
with the amount of money we'll give you

you can get a nice set
of teeth.

You can eat solid foods again.

Now…

- Ah…
- Open wide.

Hey, don't they seem
a little different to you?

A bit yellowed, worn out? To me…

Hey, the goat ate, digested,
and shat them after a day.

- Did you expect to find them intact?
- Right.

Right.

Just keep them in the wedding ring case,
so you don't lose them.

You're right.

One question puzzles me.

How do we find ten Jews?

Should we undress them and see whether
they have foreskins or not?

- Good morning, how are you?
- How are the children?

- Fine, how are your parents?
- Very good.

- Good morning, excuse me.
- Good morning.

My father grew up here,
he was Jewish.

I am supposed to bury him,
as per his wish,

in the cemetery of Nova Gorica
where he was born.

Yes, sort of a ritual against a curse.

- Of course, where is the body?
- Ah, yes.

Here it is.

That's all?
Where is the rest of the body?

It was blown up in an attack in Tel Aviv.

This is what they gave

us back…

How do we rechitzah and taharah him
without his body?

- Is it a problem?
- Of course.

The Torah says that the body
must be as intact as possible.

No, wait,
maybe that alone could be enough.

- You are wrong.
- Why do you give her false hope?

You're wrong,
you refer to Torah.

- Right.
- It's written.

- What do the sacraments teach?
- We must follow the Law.

- The Oral Torah exists.
- We must follow the Law.

It says that if there isn't a body
and only teeth are left, it can't be done.

- It means nothing.
- See?

- The Talmud is very clear, page 22.
- See?

- Two teachers discuss…
- It's not recognized.

- Wait, listen.
- If there isn't a body, it can't be done.

- Here you go, see?
- It's not like you say.

The thing is
you embarrassed two people.

- Wait, listen.
- I wasn't embarassed.

- I think it can and must be done.
- It can be done!

- He says it too.
- It must be done.

Wait, listen.

- You can.
- You can!

- No!
- Two old people said it!

Respect the elders.
Livio says so.

Avram, Itzhak, Moshe.
Everyone agrees.

- That's not what I'm saying!
- That you're right?

Look on the bright side though.

We found ten Jews.

- The washing of the body…
- Excuse me.

- We can't rechitzah…
- Excuse me!

- With water.
- Yes.

Sorry, but isn't there someone
who knows this rule well?

Of course, the rabbi.

- How…
- Without box.

As they are, into the earth.

- Okay.
- But not now.

No.

Amen.

Blessed are thou,
God, Lord of the universe.

A real judge.

Good, we're here today
to celebrate a worthy burial

of a man who was much loved.

Because he was much loved, right?

Well, yes, my mother
loved him very much.

Despite everything he did to her.

Is there anyone who can tell
something good he's done?

Who can attest that he was a just man?

Well, my dad was…

I don't know if the word "just" is…

He had a very peculiar character.

He did his own thing.

And with my mother, well…

- Well…
- Daniel was my best friend.

We were classmates
in elementary school.

One day he gave me
a bag of marbles.

Because he saw I was sad.

I was sad
because my dog died.

He was a good boy.

Alright.

But, how do we know
that he died as a just man?

We are all born good,
but then life, the hardships…

Well, he died during
an attack.

He sacrificed himself,
he is a martyr.

- We should make a list of pros and cons.
- No more discussions, okay?

Yes, what do you say, rabbi?

We have already studied that
wicked people do not exist in this world.

- Then who are we to judge, right?
- Right.

If he has been loved, he must have done
something good in his life.

I think my dad was a just man.

Bury your father.

You may even have a child.

You'll have a boy.

Black eyes and a great strawberry mark
on his back,

just like your poor father.

Now our rabbi
will recite a prayer

to accompany the deceased
in the next world.

So you're a terrible mother,

but you left her the crumbs to reach us.

Love of my life!

Now let's move on
with the laceration of the clothes.

Hm…

This is a Ferragamo.

Rabbi Nachman used to say

that if you think you can destroy,
you have to believe that you can rebuild.

Forgiveness is an act of courage.

You must do it for yourself
more than for others.

Thank you so much.

It's something
I should have done years ago.

It was a really nice funeral.

- Nice.
- I missed you.

- Hey!
- Oh!

Stop it! Stop it!

Someone stole our car.

Whatever happens,
always happens for the good.

Why does this curse
continue to follow me? Why?

Why?

I did everything I needed to do.

I found the rabbi, ten Jews,
I buried poor dad,

I tore a 400 euro blouse.

Where did I go wrong? Where?

Why isn't anybody speaking?
Say something!

Ele, you didn't do anything wrong.

- There is a small detail…
- Insignificant.

That we have not considered
essential to share.

What the hell do you mean, Vane?

The three teeth.

They weren't really
your poor dad's.

What do you mean they were not…

The constipated goat ran away…

And so the universe voluntarily
gifted us with a volunteer

who donated his teeth.

You are telling me
that the three teeth I buried

weren't my father's?

- But they were of a just, sweet man.
- A man with a spirit.

He would have really gotten along
with your father.

And deep down, whatever happens,
happens for the good, right?

- I'll kill you, you filthy pig!
- Ele, no!

- Welcome.
- Good morning.

- Welcome to the farmhouse.
- Thank you.

- Namaste.
- No, I'm Tigre.

Name's Ti!

Whose name's Te?

He has been
on a spiritual retreat for days.

He's praying.

What are you looking for?

Eleonora, master.

Eleonora who?

Eleonora was here
with her friends a few days ago.

Oh, yes… A suffering soul.

Yes, her.

I too am a suffering soul,
but her much more

because we had to get married
but I didn't show up

because of some issues…

I was really shitting my pants, master.

Courage is the other side of fear.

And you…

You are brave.

You'll find what you're looking for.

Can I repay you
in any way, master?

Oh!

Oh, calm down!

What the hell!

So, there is a train
to Venice in an hour.

- Hm.
- In around four hours we'll be in Rome.

Okay.

Yes?

Hello, Inspector, go ahead.

It's the inspector!

Go ahead, go ahead.

Thank God, thank you!

Thank you so much.

Yes, goodbye.

They found the car!

Yes!

- This is great news!
- We're going back to Rome, ha!

Unfortunately,
this was all we found.

Ladies, I remind you
that this is a police office.

Is that him?

Look, we know him well,
it's not the first time.

So? Is it him or not?

- It wasn't me.
- Hey! Let the ladies talk.

You're mad at me
because it's easier to blame me.

I told you,
"Let the ladies talk."

So?

But… what happens
if we report him?

He goes to the first reception center.

Worst case scenario, juvenile detention,
and maybe it's just what he deserves.

It wasn't me, I swear.

- Can we consult?
- Sure.

Girls.

It is surely him.

So why the hell should we consult?

- Are you really sure?
- Yes.

- Yes, but by now the van is unusable.
- The ID.Buzz is mine, anyway.

That ID.Buzz was a great purchase.

Come on, do you really
want to send him to jail?

He said first reception center.

He's a criminal
and he destroyed the ID.Buzz.

- Mine.
- Sorry to interrupt.

I am Andrea, the person in charge
of the family home where Ibrahim lives.

I know he's a troublesome boy.

But you have no idea about hell
he lived to come to Italy.

And to say hell is an understatement.

I've been working with him
for years to rehabilitate him.

If you report him now,
we lose the boy forever.

- Don't do it, I beg you.
- Sorry.

But rules are rules
and we'll report him.

This is yassa,
it's a typical Senegalese dish.

He did it especially for you
to thank you.

- Thanks.
- Thank you.

I am very happy that you wanted
to get to know the kids.

Captain Hook
wants to starve us to death.

But he won't succeed!

- Captain Hook! So you guys are…
- The lost boys.

- Of course.
- Of course.

Yes, we want to bring Peter Pan's tale
to the theater.

We want to do a show.

They are the fairies,
did they come to get us?

Take me because I am the smallest.

Me, me, I am the best.

What fairies?
Don't believe this nonsense.

Ibrahim is right to say
that we will be alone forever.

Hey, you guys are not alone.

You know that every time a child
says they don't believe in fairies

a fairy falls to the ground.

It's true, we are not alone.

These beautiful ladies, or girls,
helped us and we are here to thank them.

Go ahead, introductions.

I am Pennino, the bravest.

I am Flautino.

He always has his accordion with him.

- I am Piumino.
- I am Ricciolino.

What did he say?

- You are?
- I am Messi, like the soccer player.

- Oh!
- And then, ladies and gentlemen, Wendy!

Wendy! Wendy! Wendy!

No, no!
We've already talked about it!

His name is Ilie.

Ilie! Ilie! Ilie!

Wendy is the best-looking character.

And, it is also
the most difficult one to play.

Who would you be?
Captain Hook or Peter Pan?

It depends.

Hey, Casper, where were you?

Hi.

I am Eleonora.

Hungry?

No.

Do they just sprout up?

Why isn't Casper talking?

He survived the war.

Doing theater, dance,
singing helps them a lot to reprocess.

This is why I'd like to stage Peter Pan.

As well as to seek funds.

Of course.

They are weird,
but they seem calm.

We try.

We're fine.

Maybe… we should go back to Rome?

I say yes.

Why don't you stay here tonight?

- No!
- Come on!

Sleep here, then tomorrow morning
I'll take you back to Trieste.

Um, I don't know…

Okay, I get it, it's my turn.

- Go.
- I'm counting.

20, 19, 18, 17…

16, 15, 14, 13…

12, 11, 10…

Hey!

- What the hell are you doing?
- Why?

- If you're that close, they'll see us.
- Not if we are super close.

- Stop it.
- I'm ready, I'm coming!

- No!
- Why not?

Because we better not.

I'll find you anyway.

Home for Flautino!

No! No, you have to listen to me!

Speak.

Sofia, things don't happen by chance,
okay?

If I did it, forgive me,
it means that something has broken.

- It's…
- You're a bitch, that's what it is.

Home for Sofia!

Well, well, well…

Saw you!

Now I'm going to…

Got you!

Free for all!

Look at the sea, it's so shiny.

Have you ever seen the sea?

It's big.

There's so much water.

The sky reflects in it, you know?

When the sky is blue,
then the sea is blue too.

And when the sky is dark,
full of clouds, the sea turns black.

The water is salty, very salty.

The sun also reflects in it, you know.

Then at that point, the sea shines.

It shines just like this.

When you go underwater,

there's a world full of small,
big, colorful fish swimming.

Would you like to see it?

Mmh.

I shouldn't have left my wife.

- Was she pretty?
- Very pretty!

- Yeah.
- I even wrote her a poem.

Do you want to hear it?

- Not going anywhere.
- Yeah.

"You are for me
like seaweed for the sea."

"You are for me
like rain on the vines."

"You are for me
like land for the farmer."

"You are everything to me."

"Since you've been gone,
I have nothing left."

"I've lost everything.”

- Beautiful.
- Really? Yeah.

But she's gone now.

Some vowels are missing,
but it's beautiful.

Can I comb your hair?

It's beautiful.

Sure.

Thanks.

What do you like about Wendy?

She is direct
and very determined.

Then why do you let them
make fun of you?

I don't mind,
I'm used to it by now.

You don't have to get used to it.

Because they will hurt you.

Ilie, listen.

You must learn to defend yourself.

Ilie.

I'm telling you.

Tomorrow we all go back to Rome.

I wish.

Why the hell am I laughing?

Sanremo was really bad for her.

Sorry, I didn't mean to bother you.

No problem!
Do you need anything?

I just wanted to make some herbal tea.
I can't sleep.

Go ahead, look there.

- Ah, thank you.
- Hot water is already in the kettle.

Yes.

Why are you awake at this hour?

Problems to solve.

Children's fees are not enough,
I haven't paid my rent in a year.

I should make some cuts
and now the van is broken too.

Even just driving them to school
has become hell.

I don't even have the money
to pay the educators working with me.

Either I find a solution
or I'll have to close.

What about the kids?

The kids…

Then there are the courts,

the social workers
who treat the kids like packages.

You do so much for a kid,
then you don't have a say in the matter.

Why did you decide to do this job?

I don't know, maybe I wanted to…

I wanted to do
what they didn't do with me as a child.

Protect them.

Give them hope.

Make them understand
that the world is not all shitty.

It all seems impossible to me.

I really feel like I'm fighting
against Captain Hook.

But I'm not Peter Pan
and I can't fly.

Yet, one can't always stand
on the sidelines, right?

- Do you want some cookies?
- Yes.

- I'm sorry.
- Don't worry.

- Good morning.
- Good morning.

- Hi.
- Hi.

Everything okay?
Did you sleep well?

- So-so.
- Yes.

We are ready to go.

Listen,
I have a little favor to ask you.

And I'm so afraid to hear it.

This night I finally received an email
from a potential funder.

And they would like to see me
this morning in Milan.

- Wow.
- It's vital for us.

I know I'm asking a lot of you,
but could you stay with the kids?

- No.
- For a few hours.

I'll be back tonight, I swear.

Vanessa, you are a great actress,
you could help them out with Peter Pan.

No, I don't work with amateurs,
unless I am paid a lot.

- Moreover--
- Why yes.

- Our train leaves in half an hour, right?
- Yes.

I need to go back too,
I'm sorry.

Yes, then I need to wash,
cleanse, and change…

If that's the issue, I still have
lots of clothes from an ex of mine.

- I mean, former worker.
- You are delightful, pretend I accepted.

Sorry, girls, but…
Why not stay one more day?

It's for a good cause, right?

- I agree.
- Excellent cause.

- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

What are you doing there, little spies?
See why you have to believe in fairies?

Thanks again!

Boatswain.

- I entrust them to you.
- Sir, yessir.

So now also you're the spokesperson too?

- If you want to go, go, I'll stay.
- I'm not staying here.

Give it here.

Well done, do something
once in a while.

- Thank you, goodbye.
- Goodbye.

- Do you have a husband? Children?
- Neither husband nor children.

Every once in a while good news.

- Do you know I could be your mother?
- Age is just a number.

- I understand, but 17 years is too young.
- I'll wait.

Until recently, I was with someone.

- With who?
- With Sofia.

- Are you kidding me?
- No, why?

- So you like women?
- I like women too.

Okay.

I hate boys.

Yeah… sometimes me too.

Why do they disgust you?
Is it because of your religion?

No, because I like women.

Women like you.

Will you stop it, broke playboy?

Do you really think it takes courage
to steal a car?

Yes.

It takes a lot more courage
to be yourself.

And to accept others for who they are.

Sorry, I forgot something at the market,
I'll be right back.

Hurry up,
the bus is coming in five minutes!

Yes, yes, I'll be quick!

What is that?

It's a big white bird,
and ugly too.

- It's getting closer!
- If it falls, it'll die.

- Stanislavski method.
- Peter wants us to shoot down the bird!

Tinker Bell says it's an order.

Ready!

Fire!

I shot it!

- Sorry, it slipped!
- What a blow.

Stop!

Excellent performance, Ilie,
you almost looked dead.

Could see I a Hamilton
for my fiancée?

- Of course, I'll bring it over.
- Thank you.

Hi, love.

I know, I made a messed up…

I swear to God I haven't seen her again!
What do you want me…

What do you want me to say? I--

Hey, what are you doing?
Stop! Stop!

Hey, stop!

Stop!

I'm sure she loves you.

You think so?

She just needs a little time.

I hope so.

Lucky you, at least you'll have a baby.

A baby.

A baby I don't even think I want.

Are you crazy?

Why?

Because…

Because…

Because I am afraid to see
my body change.

Because I don't know
if I'll be able to…

To be a mother.

To take care of me,
of another human being.

- Hey, come out.
- Come on.

Go.

- It's not a bird, it's a girl.
- And Pennino killed her.

- Tragic, terrible.
- Nice shot though.

- Whose arrow is this?
- It's mine, Peter.

- Hit me! Right in the heart!
- Here he is, Peter is here! Come quickly.

Let's pick it up from when Wendy
was hit and knocked to the ground.

- Excuse me, where's the person in charge?
- This is trouble.

- What person in charge?
- Caputo, go to the car.

Andrea has convinced you
not to report Ibrahim.

Even though he knew
it was him who stole the car?

No, look,
Andrea had nothing to do with it.

He went away just for a few hours,
he left us here with…

with the kids, we're a bit like aunts.

You aren't their aunts.

and I'm obliged to notify
the social workers.

No, please don't.

Don't do it, I'm calling him now…
He's definitely coming back.

- You'll tell him.
- The social workers will take care of it.

These kids,
they can't live like this.

It's child abandonment.

This is criminal law.

Do you even realize
what kind of mess you got into?

Huh?

Look at me while I'm talking to you.

- You are not my mother.
- Luckily I am not.

I mean, are you stupid?
Don't you know that cameras exist?

- Whatever, I'm leaving here.
- Sure, you're going straight to jail.

If it weren't for Andrea's
shopkeeper friend, you'd be there now.

Do as you please,
why the hell would I care?

"Chirp!"

"Chirp!"

"Chirp!"

The ducklings chirped,
coming out of their eggs.

No, the last train from Milan
arrives at midnight.

Hey, where are you going?

Andrea is never coming back.

- So the duckling…
- Let's go.

They asked him, "Can you lay eggs?"

"No," he answered.

"Can you purr?"

"No," he answered.

"So what can you do?"

"Well, I know how to dive into the water
and I know how to float."

The number you have dialed

could not be reached…

Where the hell is he?

"The duckling,
feeling misunderstood and despised,

decided spend the rest of his life
in solitude."

"But something was urging him
not to give up."

One day, in a garden,

he had seen
some beautiful birds."

"I want to fly with them!"

"Yes, maybe they'll kill me,
but I don't care."

Why are you following me?

- Who's following you?
- Do as you please, joke's on you.

Then he ruffled his feathers,

stretched his neck

and he felt happy
like never before."

"Because he realized
he was a beautiful swan."

They are so cute when they sleep.

I feel a bit like the ugly duckling.

Well, I believe that we all felt like this
at least once in our lives.

You too, Akiko?

Did you feel loved
when you were a little girl?

Do you remember if I hugged you?
You do, right?

Look, it's not easy being a mom.

Alone, above all.

We make mistakes, too.

Why are you hiding things from me?

Why don't you tell me the truth?

Why are you taking
pictures of me?

Because I'm a photographer.

I was.

And now?

Now…

I don't know anymore.

I just wanted to take
pictures of you.

- Then pay me.
- And the car?

Oh well, it wasn't me.

Of course, it wasn't you, sure.

You're not sleeping?

No.

What do you do
when you have dark thoughts?

I think of my mother.

What about you?

I try to have happy thoughts.

Like when I was a kid…
I used to think about fairies.

- You believed in fairies, didn't you?
- Of course.

Every time a small child smiles
for the first time, a fairy is born.

I feel like I'm in the wrong body.

That's why they make fun of me.

You know, when I was younger
I was made fun of too.

Why?

I wouldn't eat.

I was so thin, so thin,
and I never spoke.

Were you angry?

Yeah, I think so.

With whom?

With my mother.

- Did she hit you?
- No, no, no.

Oh.

She wasn't there.

And now?

And now I've lost her.

And you?

Do you miss your mom?

I don't remember her.

Two lucky ones, huh?

What do you do
with the money?

None of your business.

I think it would be very nice,

if you used it to help Andrea
and your friends.

Those aren't my friends.

They're just babies.

If I were you, I wouldn't waste
a chance given to me.

- I would use it.
- Nobody just gives you a chance.

You have to take it.

Anyway, at 18 years old
we'll all end up on the street.

Can I have a Coke?

Thanks.

- Good job, I'm going to report you.
- Okay, report me.

Good thing you don't have kids.

I certainly wouldn't let
my children steal.

These are worries you'll never have.

You're white,
you're rich…

No, seriously, the poor immigrant story
won't work with me.

How do you think I came from Senegal?
By taxi?

Maybe you stole one.

- You know what bothers me?
- What?

You think you know me
but you don't know shit about me.

I left with my mother
and my little brother Yusuf.

We crossed the desert.

We arrived in Libya.

The sea can be evil, you know?

A boat saved us and took us to Greece.

My mother…

When you see those boats on TV…

It's not a movie.

You can't hear the screams.

The children, the people who die.

And there's nothing you can do.

You only think about
saving yourself.

We continued to travel
in the false bottom of a truck.

When we thought we had arrived,
they stole everything we had.

What have they done to you?

They wanted more money.

We continued on foot.

After crossing the border

the soldiers took my brother
and beat the crap out of him.

So you needed the money
to pay the soldiers?

No.

The ones that made us cross the border.

The thing is that
if you try to cross alone, you die.

If you try and get caught, you die.

I have to hurry
because he's not like me.

Will you report me
or will you mind your own business?

Come here.

- Sometimes you understand things.
- Yeah.

But to send them from head to heart
may be the longest road in the world.

Mr. Rabbi, you know
what the problem is?

It's that I've abandoned
a woman on the altar.

But I love her,
I want to win her back.

What can I do?
I don't know what to do, give me advice.

- Can I drop the formalities?
- Yes, you may.

Give me advice.

Tigre, Rabbi Nachman teaches

that there is no such thing
as surrender in the world.

- Never give up.
- Never.

- Keep going and you'll find her.
- Right on, Tigre.

- Who said that?
- Rabbi Nachman.

Oh.

What team did he play for?

Wendy! A girl is worth more
than 20 children.

- Do you really think so?
- I live there with the lost children.

Who are they?

It's the kids
that fall off of prams,

when the nanny is distracted.

If no one claims them within a week,
they are sent to Neverland.

Are there any girls there too?

Girls are too smart
to fall off of prams.

Peter, the way you talk
about girls is lovely.

I'd like to kiss you.

I assure you,
everything is under control.

The kids are rehearsing with girls.

I understand, but where is Andrea?
Where are the other educators?

Go call the other boys
and leave these two of with us.

Yes, I'll go right away.

One moment, okay?

- Don't you know what a kiss is?
- Give me one, I'll know what it is.

Now I guess
I should give you one myself.

If you want.

They're so cute.

I want to go back
and do theater like this too.

- You're already doing it.
- You think so?

- And very well too.
- You think?

Actually, I'm very good, yeah.

Girls, sorry,
social workers are here.

- Can you come out for a second?
- There it is.

- Five-minute break.
- Stay here, we'll be right back.

I'm hungry.

Can you believe it?
He left the boys alone with--

With?

Well, unsuitable strangers.

- It's very serious.
- Ha!

What is very serious is that you think
I'm a stranger.

- Don't you watch television?
- No, why?

She's Sister Modesta.

- You're a nun?
- No, she's an actress.

- She is famous, she was also at Sanremo.
- Ah, a famous actress.

I move and amuse millions of Italians.

Congratulations.

But we have to clear the family home
and alert the other guardians.

I'm sorry, I don't understand
why you can't just wait for Andrea.

- He'll come back and fix it.
- So far Andrea has only been in trouble.

I don't think he'll be able to fix it
in a few days.

Sorry, come here a second.

Where do we take them?
First reception is full.

Maybe a few beds will clear out
in a couple of days, but…

- Okay, are you staying with them?
- No, I can't.

- My mom is at home with a broken femur.
- Excuse me.

Excuse me,
I don't want to interrupt you.

I know the situation
is very delicate.

So if the center vacates in 48 hours,
we could, you know, take them ourselves.

Yes, we are trustworthy people.

- Yes?
- Yes.

She's not just famous,
she is a mom too.

- Yes, a mom.
- She is pregnant.

I have a degree
in Education Sciences.

I worked many years
in San Patrignano.

- How will you take them there?
- Um…

With the van?

- But the van is broken.
- I have a driving license.

The situation is very delicate.

If Andrea comes back,
notify us immediately.

In any case, the children must be taken
to the CSG in Udine within 48 hours.

Okay.

You can reach us here.

- Is everything clear?
- Yes.

- Good.
- Do you want to be my dad?

Shall we go?

This is all so bad.

A degree in Education Sciences?

Did you work in San Patrignano?

Above all, the van is broken.

See why we have to run away?
We can't trust these women.

- We don't want to go back there.
- We don't want to be separated.

No, kids, you don't understand.

Eleonora just wanted to buy time.

Yes, because Andrea will be back tomorrow
and he'll fix everything, okay?

Yeah, sure.

Now then
let's start rehearsing again, yeah?

- Come on.
- This is so much fun.

- You were great.
- Let's go.

Hey.

The number you have dialed could…

I mean, something
must have happened to him.

Yes but the situation
is really complicated.

- What if we hadn't been there?
- Maybe he wouldn't have gone away.

For sure.

But they're right, he's not trustworthy.

No, girls,
if we don't take the children to Udine,

it's like child abduction.

Like…

- Like kidnapping.
- Okay, great.

So what do we do, what do we do?
Tell me what we do.

For every problem
there's always a solution.

What are you doing here?

- Please let me talk, babe.
- Ele, don't worry.

- Calm down.
- I am very calm.

- Gnappetto!
- Don't touch him.

- Look, babe.
- You are dead to me.

You can vanish again because you're dead.

I was scared.

I was sick,
I had impostor syndrome.

- Now I'm healed.
- You heard that?

Poor thing,
he had impostor syndrome.

- I felt terrible.
- Asshole!

Impostor? You know what you are, right?
Do you know what you are?

You know what he is, don't you?
Right?

You are a huge piece of shit!
A huge piece of shit!

Wait, not a piece of shit. Even shit
has more right to exist than he does.

Right?

Of course,
it's always used as a fertilizer.

- Oh!
- Calm down!

- I'll kill you, asshole, I'll kill you!
- Calm down!

- Enough!
- Breathe.

What happened?

- Did they turn off the light?
- Need a hand, love?

- I'll kill you!
- Breathe!

She slapped me, Tigre.

You know what?

I'll sleep here.

Take this.

Perfect.

Oh.

I want to see.

I'll show her tomorrow, huh.

Mmh.

Damn, it's so cold.

Give me back my purse.

I don't know
what you're talking about.

I won't let you get away with it
this time, I swear.

- Why, what have I done?
- Give me back my purse!

Don't make me repeat it.
I'll send you to jail this time.

Oh, and who are you?

- Messi.
- Messi!

- What do you want?
- A beer.

- What?
- A beer.

A beer?
Hand me the wrench behind you.

That one, pull it up.

Can you do it? Alright, give it to me.

No, calm down,
otherwise who'll fix the engine?

Yeah, thanks.

- What else do you want?
- Money.

Money?

- Goddammit…
- Shuuu!

Here, I only have these,
make it work.

Okay?

Hey, Messi!

No goodbye?
What does Messi do when he scores?

- Bye.
- Yes.

- Shuuu!
- That's Ronaldo.

Well, he got a bit confused.

Damn bolt.

- Who is the captain here?
- Well, probably Andrea.

- Why?
- Why?

You don't just abandon a ship.

- It was Hook's.
- Huh.

- From the bank.
- We got it from him.

Well done, you did well.

Because Hook doesn't deserve
such a beautiful boat.

Pass me the pliers.

- The pliers, not the pizza!
- Oh.

Come on, that one.

- Faster.
- But it doesn't work.

Well? What am I doing here?
I am the engine wizard.

I was supposed to work at Ferrari,
then something happened…

- What's your name?
- Fabrizio.

You?

- Ricciolino.
- Ricciolino.

If you want,
you can call me Tigre.

Why?

- Was it scary?
- No.

No, I never actually scared
anyone with this act.

Why do I even do it?

If you can fix the van,
will you get us out of here?

Sure.

- Where do you want to go?
- Away.

Far away.

Before we go back
to the reception center.

- Or on the street.
- Nobody gives a damn about us anyway.

Only Andrea does.

- I miss my family too, you know?
- Family is not what you need.

- Better to live free, isn't it?
- But if you live free you're on your own.

Then who will love you?

Sooner or later those you love
leave you anyway.

Yes, but in the meantime they are there,
it's better than nothing.

- So? Shall we see if it starts?
- Yes.

Hey, what's with this apathy?

- Shall we see if it starts?
- Yes!

Come on, start the engine.

Go on, quick.

Pass me the pizza.

The pizza, the pizza!
Not the pliers, the pizza.

Go!

Nothing?

- Ah, I knew it!
- Hey!

Eat the pizza,
Eat the pizza.

- Tigre!
- Look who's mocking!

Accordion, who are you mocking?

Try again now, ready!

Go!

Here it is!

- Let's go!
- Yes!

Come on, take your pizza back,
or else it'll go to waste.

Give me five…
What were you saying? Are you silent now?

Come on, come on up.
Let's go for a drive.

Quick, quick.

And you, gnappetto? Aren't you coming?

Ah! Come here.

Hold on tight,
we're going, yeah?

Can I drive?

- Do you know how?
- Sure.

- You're not afraid, right?
- I'm not afraid of anything anymore.

You may not, but I do.

Take it slow, okay?

I've got it!

No, why mock me? I helped you!

No, “Now Tigre is here,
he is tall, nice and thin.”

Ready?

Remember to laugh at the end, okay?

Three, two…

Kids!

- I called him 20 times.
- The number you have dialed…

- Not answering?
- No, phone's turned off.

You can't charge them.

You have to ration your cell phones.

Like in war.

Yeah and we will have
to prepare the kids somehow.

- He's our wizard.
- Is he now?

And can you also disappear forever?

- If you let me talk…
- Just shut up.

Low profile, silence and distance.

Canossa is still a long way off for you.

You'll have to stay on your knees
a lot more.

- He could play Captain Hook!
- Right!

Once in the church,
when they did the living nativity scene,

I was one of the Three Kings,
the one carrying beer.

You mean myrrh.

Ignorant.

Vanessa, think about it,
he could be a perfect Captain Hook!

Myrrh? Beer!

If they arrived on January 6th,
it's because they were drunk, right?

And the Three Kings
don't come from Canossa!

Oh my God, are they from Canossa?

Wendy already dumped you!
What's she doing with someone like you?

- That's not true!
- Yes, it's not true! Hey!

- Uh!
- Come here!

You won't run away from me!
Come here! Yah! Come here!

She wants to grow,
she wants a family, she wants kids!

She doesn't want to play! I mean,
she wants to play, but not like this.

You know what?
You will end up alone and without…

love!

Die now!

What if we send her away?

Now that I think about it.

I mean,
we're better off if it's just us men.

Listen, we'll have fun.

- I'll smack you, Hook!
- Who is it?

- Stick to the lines!
- The lines!

You have to die, what do I do?

Die! Ah! Ah!

Hey!

Peter.

I'm sorry, but…

I must grow up.

This belongs to you.

And always will.

I have to tell you something.

Your real dad.

He didn't abandon you at first.

I told him I was taking the pill.
I was very young.

I wanted to be a mom at all costs.

When I got pregnant…

he felt trapped.

He was so handsome.

So handsome.

He looked like you, you know?

He was a musician.

Dad was a musician?

He was a guitarist.

However, when he
tried to reconnect…

- I was the one who didn't let him.
- Why?

Because I was angry.

Because he didn't want me,
he didn't love me.

I tried to be good,
to be…

To do what was best for you.

I always tried to protect you.

I was supposed to choose, not you.

Come on, run me over.

But I'm not moving from here.

You're insane.

I'm starting to think so too.

What good am I to them?

Tomorrow they'll be sent
to the reception center.

Would that be so bad?

They'll be fine,
they might be adopted.

Yeah, yeah sure…

Wouldn't you like that?

Adopt me.

I can't.

In Italy, unmarried people cannot adopt.

- You could take me into foster care.
- Would it be possible?

I was joking.

- It's not for you, it's obvious.
- What is obvious?

I already told you,
you would be a terrible mother.

I know.

So what are you doing?
Will you get off and let me go?

Actually I don't think so.

Don't worry.

Andrea will be back.

Everything will work out.

You'll go to a better-equipped place.

- You might be adopted.
- That's not true.

This is my family.

Guys, have you seen Casper?

- No.
- He was inside the closet.

- I walked away for a moment…
- Oh, shit!

Good job, gnappetto!

You're checking to see
if pirates are coming, right?

Do you have a telescope?

Okay, I'll get it to you right away.

Wait up!

What are you doing? Hey!

You know what I used to do as a child?

I climbed on rooftops and peed
on the heads of people passing by.

I had so much fun!

I got a lot of beatings.

Mom used to beat me black and blue.

Shall we do it?

Let's do it.

Come on.

Get it out,
pull down the zipper.

Mom, don't look at us, okay?

You too! Turn around!

Are you ready?

One, two, three.

Go.

Oh, shiver?

Done?

Put Godzilla back inside.

Yeah.

Come on, let's go.

Oh, so you do love me!

Yeah!

Here you go, little Casper!

- Everything is okay.
- It's alright, yes.

Everything is okay.

How about "nice", "thanks", nothing?

A kiss, a hug?

- Are we good here?
- Yes.

- Is everybody here?
- Yes.

- Yes.
- Ibra!

And Linda?

Hey, Linda?

So? Are we going?

They would send me back to school.

Of course, Peter.

Then what?

Then to work in an office.

I suppose so.

I would have to become a man.

It's inevitable.

But I don't want to grow up.

You say so,
but this is your greatest lie.

Don't forget about me, okay?

Never.

Now what?

What do we tell
the social workers?

That the fairies kidnapped me.

Linda! What are you doing,
are you staying behind? Let's go!

Tinker Bell stays with Peter Pan.

- Bye, lost kids.
- Bye.

Bye.

Look at that.

I do believe in fairies!
I do, I do!

I do believe in fairies!
I do, I do!

I do believe in fairies!
I do, I do!

I do believe in fairies!
I do, I do!

I do believe in fairies!
I do, I do!

I do believe in fairies!
I do, I do!

I do believe in fairies!
I do, I do!

I do believe in fairies.

I do, I do.

How is our patient?

- He just woke up.
- Good.

What happened?

You were in a very serious accident.

- How long have I been here?
- Three days.

Three…

Oh my God, Ibrahim, Ilie, Casper…

- My phone, where is it?
- No, calm down.

- Stay still, please.
- Unfortunately, your phone was broken.

Do you want us to call someone?
A relative, a friend…

Mmh.

The fairies.

The fairies.

The fairies.

- Let's transfer him to Neurology.
- Of course.

- Right away.
- Why?