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The Adventures of Superman.
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Faster than a speeding bullet.
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More powerful than a locomotive.
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Able to leap tall buildings at a single
bound.
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Look, up in the sky, it's a bird. It's a
plane.
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It's Superman.
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Yes, it's Superman.
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Strange visitor from another planet who
came to Earth with powers and abilities
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far beyond those of mortal men.
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Superman.
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who can change the course of mighty
rivers, bend steel in his bare hands,
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and who, disguised as Clark Kent,
mild-mannered reporter for a great
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metropolitan newspaper, fights a
never-ending battle for truth, justice,
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and the American way.
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Yeah, yes, I understand.
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Of course, you realize I can't make any
promises, but I'll do the best I can.
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Yes, I'll call you. Goodbye.
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Chief, you're using your serious voice.
What was that all about?
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That was General Thompson of the
Department of Defense.
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What do you want?
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They spotted an unidentifiable aircraft
over the desert.
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Oh, no, not those tired flying saucers
again.
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No, this was more like a rocket ship.
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What do they expect you to do about it?
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Find it.
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Find it? A rocket ship? They're kind of
hard to lose, aren't they? They're not
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exactly small.
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Now, this is serious, Kent.
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All their efforts to locate it have
failed.
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The general has one last hope, Superman.
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And they're hoping you can contact him
and tell him to get busy.
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Now, just a minute, Chief. You know I'm
working on the story already. And
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besides, what makes you think I can turn
Superman on and off like a water faucet?
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Well, try it, and that's an order.
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Isn't that kind of a silly way for a
grown man to spend his time?
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Well, Chief, if you think it's so silly,
why don't you try to make one yourself?
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Paper helicopter.
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Man, I've been working too hard.
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Please take me to your leader.
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What did you say?
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Take me to your leader.
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That's what I thought you said.
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I want to see someone in command.
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Well, Mr. White's the boss.
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Is that the same as a leader?
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Well, it's almost the same. A little
more so.
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Will you take me to him?
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Well... He only sees people by
appointment, and anyway, he's out to
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lunch.
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All right, you stop pulling my leg.
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But I wasn't pulling your leg.
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Honest, I wasn't.
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What good would that do either of us?
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Hi, Jimmy.
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Who's your friend?
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Did you see him, too? Of course I see
him.
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That's a relief.
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Are you the boss?
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No, I just work around here. Perhaps I
can help you?
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Green hair?
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Back home, we all have green hair.
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Uh-huh. And where is back home?
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Mars. It's just about the finest place
anywhere.
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And I'll never get to see it again.
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Not ever.
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Oh, come now, things can't be as bad as
all that.
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They're even worse.
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Well, now, why don't you begin at the
beginning and tell me all about it? Then
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Mr. Kent will write all about you in the
newspaper.
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That'd make you feel better, wouldn't
it? No, no, because then everyone would
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know. You mean there's something to be
ashamed of?
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Yes, I'm ashamed of being, ashamed of
being measly.
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They said I'd never die.
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I'm just measly away.
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That's why they banished me.
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They banished you from Mars?
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They said... They said I was a disgrace
to all of them.
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Because I can't do anything.
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They said it's because I'm so measly.
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Sometimes I think I'm just stupid.
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Oh, that's ridiculous. I don't believe
anybody thinks you're stupid.
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Besides all this, I'm too little.
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Everyone on Mars is four feet, two
inches tall.
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And I'm only... Four feet, one and three
quarter inches tall.
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And they only make one size.
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Did you ever see a Lucy uniform?
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And my whole life, all I ever wanted was
a pair of shoes that fit.
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Well, now, let's not worry about that.
That's no problem. I'm sure we can get
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clothes to fit you. Mr., by the way,
what is your name, sir? We don't have
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names. We have numbers.
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I'm zero, zero, zero, minus one. A real
nothing.
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Well, I don't think you're a nothing.
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How do you do, Mr. 000-1? I'm Clark
Kent.
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That's Jimmy Olsen.
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Oh, uh, is it all right with you if we
call you Mr. Zero?
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Sure.
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Hi, Jimmy.
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Wow.
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What's that?
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That is what is commonly referred to as
a girl.
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Around here, we refer to her as Miss
Lane.
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I'm very happy to make your
acquaintance, Miss Lane.
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I've never seen anyone like you before.
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Well, haven't you got some word for your
young admirer?
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Women. You never know how they're going
to act.
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One time they yak, yak, yak, and the
next time they won't even say hello.
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Just standing there like that, she's
about the prettiest thing I ever saw.
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Even if she doesn't have green hair.
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Yes. Uh, Jimmy, would you take Mr. Zero
downtown and... Buy him some
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clothes, please.
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Sure, Mr. Kent.
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Would you like that, Mr. Zero?
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Golly, it certainly would be a relief
not to be tripping over my trousers.
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Try the boys' department.
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Come on, Mr. Zero.
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Goodbye, Mr. Kent. Goodbye, Mr. Zero.
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So long, stone face.
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Hello, is he all right?
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I'm all right now, I think.
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What was that all about?
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Gosh, I don't know, Clark. I came in
here and that funny little man pointed
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at me. It was the strangest sensation.
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I couldn't move or talk.
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Who was he?
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Well, you better sit down for this one.
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He says his name is 000-1 and he just
dropped down from Mars.
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Oh, Clark, how gullible can you get?
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That's what the little man said.
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Don't tell me you believe him.
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I don't know, Lois.
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I can't think of any better explanation.
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And also, the Department of Defense
cited an unidentifiable aircraft that
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even Superman couldn't find.
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I don't get the connection.
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I think I'm beginning to.
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If what the little man told us was true,
if he was banished from Mars just for
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being measly... How mean.
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Yes. Then they might have brought him
down in a rocket ship, dumped him, and
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turned right around and gone off again.
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Well, I'd hate to try to sell that idea
to the Defense Department.
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Yes, so would I.
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But right now, the thing that concerns
me is what happened to an opponent who's
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finger at you?
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Do you suppose he has some weird kind of
power?
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Well, I'll tell you one thing. I felt
pretty weird.
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Hmm.
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I wonder if he does have it.
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What's more important, I wonder if he
knows he has it.
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If you're not careful, Mr. Zero, you're
going to get yourself elected one of the
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ten best-dressed Martians in the
country.
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I just can't believe it.
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I can't believe it. Well, seeing is
believing. Take a look.
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Another Martian? No, that's not another
Martian, Mr. Zero. It's you.
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It is? Sure.
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Then what am I doing out here?
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Well, it's not really you. It's your
reflection. It's what we call a mirror.
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You mean that's how I look? That's
right.
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Not bad.
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Not bad at all.
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Would you like to have me wrap these up
for you, sir?
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Those old things, as far as I'm
concerned, you can throw them out.
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Yes, sir.
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And I do thank you for all your trouble.
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And I thank you.
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It's been a pleasure to save you.
Goodbye. Goodbye, sir.
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May I help you, sir?
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Are you feeling all right?
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That was real crazy.
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I beg your pardon?
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Well, I come in here for a pair of socks
and the character with the hair points
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at me. All of a sudden, I freeze.
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Who is he? Mr. Zero. He's a friend of
Jimmy Olsen's and Clark Kent's.
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Clark Kent, the crusading reporter?
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Mm-hmm. He must be up to something.
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Mr. Zero told me he just dropped in from
Mars.
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Oh, Mars.
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Oh, well... Of course, I don't believe
him.
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Well, Mars, schmars, that power of his
could come in mighty handy.
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I don't quite get you. Never mind. I
just had an idea.
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How about your socks?
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Some other time. This is bigger than
socks.
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Well, you're working too hard.
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I seem to thrive on it. How about you?
How do you feel? Fine.
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Good. No will effects from the pointing
figure of Armistice Zero?
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No, nothing so far.
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Well, guess I'd better get back to work.
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Okay.
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Well.
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Hi, sport.
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Do you like it? Sure do.
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Well, Jimmy, you did a great job.
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Thanks, Mr. Kev.
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Mr. Zero, I have a question to ask you,
sir.
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How did you get to Earth?
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They flew me down by rocket ship.
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And they let you out in the desert?
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Yes. And then turned right around and
flew back to Mars?
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That's right.
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Uh-huh.
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That's what I thought.
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I have to tell the chief this. I know
he's not going to believe it, but I have
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to give him the old school try.
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Chief.
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Mr. White.
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What?
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I have a report for you on that missing
rocket ship. Of course, I don't expect
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you to believe it.
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Mr. Zero.
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Do you know what happens when you point
your finger at someone?
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Well, sometimes you get your hand
slapped because it's not polite.
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My mother always used to tell me so.
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No, I mean when you point at someone.
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No.
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Point at Jimmy.
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See? That's what happened when you
pointed at me before. I just froze.
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Oh, Miss Lane, I didn't hurt you, did I?
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I wouldn't hurt you for anything in the
universe.
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Of course not. It went away in a few
minutes, just like it will with Jimmy.
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Watch.
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I think I just broke the record for long
yawning.
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I didn't know I could do that. I think
it must have something to do with you
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coming from a different planet.
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The difference in the atmosphere or
something.
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Thank you, Professor Einstein.
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Come in.
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I'm looking for Clark Kent.
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That is, I'm looking for you.
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Who are you?
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Georgie Gleep.
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What do you want with Mr. Zero?
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Just want to show him a little
hospitality.
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Introduce him to a few of the boys,
maybe.
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That's awfully nice, Mr. Gleep.
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Oh, you just call me Georgie.
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All right, Georgie.
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You can call me Zero.
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You know, Zero, word's gotten around
about you. It isn't every day we get a
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visitor from Mars.
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Now, being new here, you're going to
need a lot of friends.
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How about coming out to the house?
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Well, I'd like that very much, Georgie.
Good.
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Don't you think you'd better wait, Mr.
Zero? What's to wait for?
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Just being neighborly?
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And after all, Miss Lane, I can't hang
around you, Jimmy, and Mr. Kent all the
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time. That would be an imposition.
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Well, you're a big boy. Do whatever you
think is right.
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There's nothing wrong in making friends,
is there?
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Of course there ain't.
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Come on, John.
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So long, Jimmy.
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Miss Lane.
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Bye, Mr. Zero. So long, Mr. Zero.
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Somehow or other, I don't trust that
Georgie Gleek.
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Me neither.
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Where's Mr. Zero?
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I told the chief about him. He wants to
see him right away.
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Doesn't believe in him.
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Thinks I've been overworking or
something.
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Well, he just left with a new friend,
Georgie Gleep.
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Georgie Gleep. Gleep. Georgie Gleep.
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Yeah, name sounds familiar. I can't
remember from where.
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You don't seem very happy about it.
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Well, I'm not.
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I'm not lost. The vibrations I get
aren't good.
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Not a bit good.
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Well, here we are, Zero. Home sweet
home.
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You just make yourself comfortable.
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Slouchy will be along any minute.
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Who's Slouchy? Slouchy Magoon. One of
the best friends a guy ever had.
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Real prince of a man.
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Oh, hiya, Slouchy.
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Hiya.
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Slouchy, I want you to meet a real
smooth operator.
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Mr. Zero.
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Slouchy Magoon.
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How do you do, Mr. Magoon?
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Hiya, Zero.
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Green hair?
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Sure.
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Zero's gonna be a real big help to us.
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I am? You sure are.
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How? Well, I was just getting to that.
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Slouchy, you're in on this, too.
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You see, Zero, in this world of ours,
there are the good people, and then
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again, there are the bad people.
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I guess I've been lucky.
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So far, I've just met the good ones.
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Yeah, that's right. Like Clark Kent and
Jimmy Olsen and Miss Lane. Yeah, they're
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all real fine.
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And you and Mr. Magoon taking me in as a
friend right off the bat?
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That's pretty nice, too.
292
00:15:14,720 --> 00:15:19,000
Yeah, yeah. Well, but there are a lot of
rough characters in this town that you
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don't know about yet.
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Where are they?
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Well, every day from 10 o'clock in the
morning till 3 in the afternoon, they
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hang out in that big stone building just
around the corner from the Daily Planet.
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And do you know what they're doing?
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No.
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Counting money.
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Money? What's that?
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Take it easy with you, slouchy.
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Why did you hit yourself?
303
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Were you bad?
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He was killing a mosquito.
305
00:15:46,070 --> 00:15:47,850
Seemed to be a lot of them around here
today.
306
00:15:48,150 --> 00:15:49,690
But to get back to the money.
307
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Money is something that's real handy to
have around if you want to keep on
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living. You see, it pays the rent so you
have a place to flop and you can
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exchange it for food.
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Oh, I see.
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And do you know whose money those bad
guys have got in that big stone
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building?
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No. Miss Lane's.
314
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How did they get it?
315
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Well, being a lady, not knowing any
better, she gave it to him.
316
00:16:13,440 --> 00:16:15,280
Then she must have wanted them to have
it.
317
00:16:15,480 --> 00:16:19,060
She's very kind, you know. No, no, no,
no, you don't understand, Zero. You see,
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she trusted him with it for safekeeping.
Now, they're supposed to give it back to
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her whenever she needs it.
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00:16:24,380 --> 00:16:27,700
But they don't want to give it back to
her because they want to keep it for
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themselves. Yeah, the dirty rats.
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00:16:30,340 --> 00:16:31,840
I see you're beginning to get the
message.
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00:16:32,180 --> 00:16:34,400
Yeah, I'm reading you real good,
Georgie. Good.
324
00:16:35,120 --> 00:16:36,120
That's awful.
325
00:16:36,600 --> 00:16:38,440
then Miss Lane won't be able to get any
food.
326
00:16:38,660 --> 00:16:39,820
And she'll be hungry.
327
00:16:40,520 --> 00:16:41,520
Yeah.
328
00:16:42,480 --> 00:16:43,880
She won't be able to pay the rent.
329
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She'll be cold.
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And won't have any place to sleep.
331
00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:51,760
Well, we just can't let that happen to
Miss Lane, can we, Zero?
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We certainly can't.
333
00:16:53,860 --> 00:16:55,040
But what are we going to do?
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I'm glad you asked me that.
335
00:16:58,060 --> 00:16:59,600
Because that's where you come in.
336
00:16:59,860 --> 00:17:01,040
Now, here's the idea.
337
00:17:02,240 --> 00:17:07,050
Just before three o'clock... We go down
to that stone building I was telling you
338
00:17:07,050 --> 00:17:07,848
about, see?
339
00:17:07,849 --> 00:17:09,650
We parked the car out in front.
340
00:17:54,190 --> 00:17:57,530
He's been gone over three hours, Lois.
He should never have been allowed to go
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off with that cheap, petty crook, Gleep.
342
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I'm sorry, Clark.
343
00:18:01,910 --> 00:18:04,650
Golly, if anything happens to him, I'll
never forgive myself.
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00:18:10,170 --> 00:18:11,170
Mr. Zero!
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00:18:13,590 --> 00:18:15,030
Golly, is it good to see you.
346
00:18:16,030 --> 00:18:19,310
Why? What's happened? That's just what I
was about to ask you.
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00:18:19,510 --> 00:18:20,469
Where have you been?
348
00:18:20,470 --> 00:18:21,470
I can't tell you.
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I gave my word.
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Mr. Zero, Georgie Gleep is not a nice
man.
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00:18:27,210 --> 00:18:31,490
Oh, you must have another Georgie Gleep
in mind, Mr. Kent, because this one's so
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kind and good as can be.
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00:18:33,130 --> 00:18:34,630
So is his friend Slouchy.
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00:18:35,630 --> 00:18:36,630
Slouchy Magoon?
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00:18:36,870 --> 00:18:37,809
That's right.
356
00:18:37,810 --> 00:18:38,810
Oh, no.
357
00:18:39,550 --> 00:18:40,550
What's the matter?
358
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Well, Magoon and Gleep have been known
to pull off quite a few robberies in
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their day.
360
00:18:48,290 --> 00:18:49,770
Robberies? What's that?
361
00:18:50,500 --> 00:18:52,980
Well, that's when you take something
that doesn't belong to you.
362
00:18:53,920 --> 00:18:58,760
But it was the others who did that. They
took... Ah, and what did they take?
363
00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:01,060
I'm very sorry. I can't tell you.
364
00:19:02,900 --> 00:19:03,940
Hi, Mrs. Zero.
365
00:19:04,700 --> 00:19:05,700
Hello, Jimmy.
366
00:19:07,120 --> 00:19:12,920
Mr. Kent, I forgot to cash a check
today. Could you possibly loan me five
367
00:19:12,920 --> 00:19:13,899
bucks till tomorrow?
368
00:19:13,900 --> 00:19:16,800
Well, I'm afraid not, Jimmy. You see,
I'm running a little short myself.
369
00:19:17,370 --> 00:19:20,650
I can, Jimmy. I got some money from the
bank today. Come on, it's in my office.
370
00:19:20,830 --> 00:19:22,770
Oh, good, Miss Lane. Wait a minute, Miss
Lane.
371
00:19:23,370 --> 00:19:24,370
What did you say?
372
00:19:24,950 --> 00:19:26,570
Oh, I'm going to lend Jimmy $5.
373
00:19:27,270 --> 00:19:29,670
No, I mean about getting the money from
the bank.
374
00:19:29,990 --> 00:19:33,310
Oh, well, that's very simple. I wrote
out a check, and they gave me what I
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00:19:33,310 --> 00:19:34,350
wanted. They did?
376
00:19:34,610 --> 00:19:35,610
Well, of course.
377
00:19:36,390 --> 00:19:40,570
But Georgie said... Uh, what did Georgie
say? I think you better tell us the
378
00:19:40,570 --> 00:19:41,570
whole story.
379
00:19:41,770 --> 00:19:44,030
He said there were bad people in that
building.
380
00:19:44,990 --> 00:19:48,450
And they weren't going to give Miss Lane
any of her money, so she'd be cold,
381
00:19:48,570 --> 00:19:51,670
hungry, and... Oh, what have I done?
382
00:19:52,310 --> 00:19:53,310
Now, look.
383
00:19:53,450 --> 00:19:55,130
Nobody ever gained anything from crying.
384
00:19:55,510 --> 00:19:56,489
What happened?
385
00:19:56,490 --> 00:20:01,790
While I... While I pointed my finger at
the men, Georgie and Slouchy took all of
386
00:20:01,790 --> 00:20:02,790
Miss Lane's money.
387
00:20:03,270 --> 00:20:04,930
A lot of other people's, too, I'll bet.
388
00:20:05,650 --> 00:20:08,550
Do you know what they did with it? They
said they were going to mail it to Miss
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00:20:08,550 --> 00:20:12,050
Lane because she wouldn't ever know who
did the good deed.
390
00:20:12,930 --> 00:20:13,930
Oh, Miss Lane.
391
00:20:14,370 --> 00:20:16,510
I'm sorry. I don't know what to do.
392
00:20:16,770 --> 00:20:19,090
Oh, that's all right. We'll think of
something.
393
00:20:19,970 --> 00:20:22,130
They were right to banish me from Mars.
394
00:20:22,550 --> 00:20:23,550
I'm no good.
395
00:20:23,710 --> 00:20:24,870
Just no good.
396
00:20:25,210 --> 00:20:29,210
Now, now, don't say that. You're very
nice. You just made a mistake, but it's
397
00:20:29,210 --> 00:20:30,210
not your fault.
398
00:20:30,330 --> 00:20:31,330
But it is.
399
00:20:31,430 --> 00:20:34,270
It is, if it hadn't been for me.
400
00:20:34,490 --> 00:20:36,410
Have you any idea where they took the
money?
401
00:20:36,790 --> 00:20:38,850
No, but I know where Georgie lives.
402
00:20:39,170 --> 00:20:40,149
Oh, you do? Where?
403
00:20:40,150 --> 00:20:43,430
It's a little place out on the road, all
by itself.
404
00:20:44,399 --> 00:20:48,320
just past the place where they stopped
to put something in their car so they
405
00:20:48,320 --> 00:20:49,320
could go some more.
406
00:20:49,680 --> 00:20:51,080
You must mean a filling station.
407
00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:52,860
Yes, I think I know the place.
408
00:20:53,120 --> 00:20:55,820
Sort of an old, run-down house. Is that
right?
409
00:20:56,060 --> 00:21:00,360
Yes. And, Mr. Kent, you've got to let me
help you get Miss Lane's money back
410
00:21:00,360 --> 00:21:02,080
again. I'll do anything.
411
00:21:02,920 --> 00:21:05,520
Well, I'm afraid this sounds more like a
job for Superman.
412
00:21:06,820 --> 00:21:07,820
Superman?
413
00:21:07,920 --> 00:21:11,960
We've heard about him even on Mars, from
the time he took care of those meteors.
414
00:21:12,670 --> 00:21:13,930
He's a good friend of Mr. Kent's.
415
00:21:14,150 --> 00:21:17,710
If I can arrange it, would you like to
help Superman get Miss Lane's money back
416
00:21:17,710 --> 00:21:18,309
for her?
417
00:21:18,310 --> 00:21:19,289
Oh, yes.
418
00:21:19,290 --> 00:21:21,310
Can you arrange it? Well, I'll try.
419
00:21:22,870 --> 00:21:24,270
Jimmy, here's the key to my car.
420
00:21:24,490 --> 00:21:27,870
You drive Mr. Zero over to Georgie's
hideout and get there as fast as you
421
00:21:27,870 --> 00:21:29,850
can, but don't break any speed laws.
422
00:21:30,070 --> 00:21:31,910
Sure, Mr. Kent. Come on, Mr. Zero.
423
00:21:35,030 --> 00:21:36,630
And what are you going to do, Clark?
424
00:21:37,100 --> 00:21:39,860
I'm going to try and contact Superman.
What do you mean, try and find him? You
425
00:21:39,860 --> 00:21:43,080
always do. Why is that, Clark? Lewis,
this is no time for idle feminine
426
00:21:43,080 --> 00:21:45,040
curiosity. Your fortune's at stake,
remember?
427
00:21:45,420 --> 00:21:47,480
Perhaps you'd like me to sit down and
gossip with you for a while? Never mind,
428
00:21:47,680 --> 00:21:50,820
never mind. I'm sorry I brought up the
subject. I'm very glad to hear it. Now,
429
00:21:50,820 --> 00:21:53,000
will you please call Inspector Henderson
and tell him to go over there right away
430
00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:54,200
with a couple of his best men? Right.
431
00:21:58,820 --> 00:22:00,300
Give me Inspector Henderson, please.
432
00:22:12,400 --> 00:22:13,039
that Mr.
433
00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:16,600
Zero is. You don't find him like that
every day in the week. You can say that
434
00:22:16,600 --> 00:22:19,540
again. Boy, I can hardly wait to start
counting this loot.
435
00:22:26,200 --> 00:22:28,780
And to think, we didn't even have to
find a gun.
436
00:22:29,160 --> 00:22:30,160
Unarmed robbery.
437
00:22:31,220 --> 00:22:34,620
A million dollars worth, you gorgeous
woman.
438
00:22:38,750 --> 00:22:42,490
I know. Just a couple of nice boys out
for a lark. What are you going to do to
439
00:22:42,490 --> 00:22:43,490
us, Superman?
440
00:22:43,650 --> 00:22:44,950
I'm not going to do a thing.
441
00:22:45,230 --> 00:22:47,190
However, I'd like you to meet an
associate of mine.
442
00:22:47,690 --> 00:22:49,670
Come in, 000-1.
443
00:22:50,550 --> 00:22:52,770
This job is much too big for Superman.
Take over.
444
00:22:53,230 --> 00:22:54,230
Gladly, Superman.
445
00:22:55,590 --> 00:22:57,850
That should hold them until Inspector
Henderson gets here.
446
00:22:58,090 --> 00:22:59,850
Mr. Zero, you really saved the day.
447
00:23:00,550 --> 00:23:02,730
I did, didn't I? Sure you did.
448
00:23:06,700 --> 00:23:09,660
Look what 0-0-0-1 is doing down there on
Earth.
449
00:23:10,120 --> 00:23:11,280
He's helping Superman.
450
00:23:11,740 --> 00:23:14,240
And he's only four feet, one and
three-quarters tall.
451
00:23:14,500 --> 00:23:15,500
Imagine!
452
00:23:19,920 --> 00:23:25,040
And then Superman asked me to meet Mr.
Kent, Miss Lane, and Jimmy back here.
453
00:23:25,480 --> 00:23:28,880
He said that you'd want to meet me. Yes,
of course. I wouldn't have believed it
454
00:23:28,880 --> 00:23:30,220
otherwise. Have a cigar.
455
00:23:38,220 --> 00:23:39,219
Thank you.
456
00:23:39,220 --> 00:23:40,720
Aren't you afraid it'll stun his growth?
457
00:23:42,020 --> 00:23:43,100
This is very superior.
458
00:23:43,380 --> 00:23:45,580
Good, I'm glad you like it. I'll give
you a box of them later.
459
00:23:45,860 --> 00:23:47,380
Back home, we smoke corn silk.
460
00:23:47,660 --> 00:23:48,660
Corn silk?
461
00:23:54,740 --> 00:23:55,760
What is it, Mr. Zero?
462
00:23:56,020 --> 00:23:57,620
This is the antenna for my helmet.
463
00:23:58,260 --> 00:23:59,460
They're sending me a message.
464
00:23:59,720 --> 00:24:00,720
What kind of a message?
465
00:24:01,040 --> 00:24:02,040
From Mars.
466
00:24:02,160 --> 00:24:03,380
From the Supreme Council.
467
00:24:04,440 --> 00:24:06,480
They say if I'm good enough for
Superman...
468
00:24:06,960 --> 00:24:07,960
I'm good enough for them.
469
00:24:08,240 --> 00:24:10,960
They're sending a rocket ship for me.
You're going home?
470
00:24:12,160 --> 00:24:15,200
Golly, that's great. What a story. We
can drive you to where they're going to
471
00:24:15,200 --> 00:24:18,100
pick you up, and I'll get some pictures,
and Miss Lane, you can... Jimmy,
472
00:24:18,320 --> 00:24:22,400
obviously Mr. Zero doesn't want to say
this, but he's afraid if there are
473
00:24:22,400 --> 00:24:24,740
people around when the rocket ship
approaches, his friends may be
474
00:24:24,740 --> 00:24:25,599
frightened away.
475
00:24:25,600 --> 00:24:26,600
That's right, Mr. Kent.
476
00:24:26,760 --> 00:24:27,760
Oh, of course.
477
00:24:27,860 --> 00:24:29,880
We'll take you to the meeting place and
leave you there.
478
00:24:30,580 --> 00:24:31,680
Sure. Thank you.
479
00:24:40,240 --> 00:24:41,240
Goodbye, Mr. Kent.
480
00:24:42,120 --> 00:24:43,120
Mr. White.
481
00:24:43,360 --> 00:24:44,360
Goodbye.
482
00:24:48,960 --> 00:24:52,340
You realize, of course, that the people
in Washington are never going to believe
483
00:24:52,340 --> 00:24:55,240
this. I suppose not, Chief. You
obviously didn't.
484
00:24:56,020 --> 00:24:57,380
Kent, I want to ask you a question.
485
00:24:57,640 --> 00:24:58,640
Yes, sir.
486
00:24:58,900 --> 00:25:02,380
I have here a scissor, paper, and paper
clip.
487
00:25:02,740 --> 00:25:03,740
Yes?
488
00:25:03,940 --> 00:25:06,480
Just how do you go about making those
paper helicopters?
489
00:25:07,850 --> 00:25:10,070
Chief, I thought you'd never ask me.
It's very simple.
490
00:25:17,030 --> 00:25:21,150
Don't miss the next thrill-packed
episode in the amazing adventures of
491
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Superman.
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00:25:25,290 --> 00:25:29,250
Superman is based on the original
character appearing in Superman
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magazine.
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