All language subtitles for 072 - Aos

The Adventures of Superman.

Faster than a speeding bullet.

More powerful than a locomotive.

Able to leap tall buildings at a single
bound.

Look! Up in the sky!

It's a bird! It's a plane!

It's Superman!

Yes, it's Superman!

Strange visitor from another planet who
came to Earth with powers and abilities

far beyond those of mortal men.

Superman!

who can change the course of mighty
rivers, bend steel in his bare hands,

and who, disguised as Clark Kent,
mild-mannered reporter for a great

metropolitan newspaper, fights a
never-ending battle for truth, justice,

and the American way.

Three attempts we have made, and three
times our plans have been ruined by this

Superman. I'm aware of that.

So do something, not just read the
paper.

Newspapers are full of ideas, Erasto.

Like the one I just had.

I've sent Mara downtown to place an ad
in the Daily Planet.

For somebody to help us commit our
crime, no doubt.

Not somebody.

Superman.

May I help you? If you can't, you have
no business drawing a salary. I want to

place this ad in the planet.

Superman.

I want to hire you.

Name your own price.

Contact box 243 immediately.

At least you can read. How much will
that be?

Hi, Millie. Can I use your pen, please?
Oh, no, Mr. Kent. I said how much.

Let's see.

A one-inch ad in the personals would
be... I didn't say personals. I want a

full page.

Full page?

It's only two or three lines.

You, do you have something to do with
this paper?

Well, I work here. Yes, may I see the
air?

For heaven's sake, you think it was
against the law to advertise?

Not against the law, but in this case,
it's a waste of money. I'll take care of

this, Millie.

I beg your pardon. My name is Mara Van
Cleaver. I waste more money in a day

than you make in a year. Ah, yes, Mara
Van Cleaver, madcap heiress.

Well, it just so happens that Superman
is not for sale.

Oh, dear, he sounds terribly stuffy.

I know. I'll give Superman $10,000 and
he can donate it to some equally stuffy

charity. Well, there's a possibility in
that.

What did you want him to do?

Why should I discuss it with you?

Oh, my name is Kent, Clark Kent. I work
in the papers, I told you.

And I've been known to contact Superman.

Oh, all right. I'll leave it in your
hands then, Mr. Kent.

You still haven't told me what you want
him to do.

I'm giving a private party just for
laughs, and I want Superman to

entertain. There'll only be one guest
there, a visiting diplomat from South

Argonia. Oh, South Argonia?

Yes. And the diplomatic relationship
between his country and ours might well

depend upon his being properly impressed
and entertained.

At least my guardian seems to think so.

Sounds like it could be important.

Well, then you give Superman my message?

Yes, I'll phone you his decision
tomorrow.

Oh, fine.

The party's at 8 o'clock Tuesday
evening. And be sure to tell Superman to

make a spectacular entrance.

And have a photographer there.

Oh, yes, ma'am.

Oh,

just to make everything official, here's
the $10,000.

I think cash is so much nicer than a
check.

Don't you?

That's $4,000 you owe me.

After tonight, that will be peanuts.

What do you mean by that?

Nothing. Just an idle remark, my dear.

Such a country. Lightning without rain.

Just a summer heat storm, Oresto.

Don't let it disturb you.

It could stop many fires, which could
keep your police and fire people busy

tonight.

What an odd thing to say.

You mustn't insult our guest, Mara.

Come.

I want you to see Mara's collection of
rare editions.

I'm not interested in rare editions.

I know, you fool, but a few more
references to the police might ruin

everything. It is not the police I worry
of. It is this Superman. I assure you

that we have nothing to fear from that
source.

How can you be sure?

When Caspar is doing his job, Superman
will be in this room entertaining you.

Here, in this very room? Exactly.

For once, someone's going to make a fool
of him. Now pull yourself together.

I will try.

Yes, these are lovely additions.

Who can that be?

It's Paul Ray, the photographer.

Are you sure you told him that we wanted
a photographer?

Of course I told him. Although,
personally, I don't care whether a

photographer comes or not.

I'm bored with having my picture taken.
We must have a photographer.

I've planned on it.

Really, Jonas, what's come over you
lately? Everything's such a big deal.

Oh.

Well, anyway, you can relax.

Hello. Yes?

I'm Jim Olsen from the Daily Planet, and
this is Miss Lane, a reporter.

A reporter?

We thought there might be a feature
story to go with the pictures. Mr. Kent

would have come himself, but he was on
another assignment. Of course, of

course. I'm Jonas Rockwell, Miss Van
Cleaver's guardian.

May I present Miss Lane, Mr. Olsen, Miss
Van Cleaver, and our distinguished

guest, Arresto Dominio La Scala La
Cuesta El Centro Jones.

How do you do? A woman reporter. How
novel. Oh, it's just something to keep

me in caviar and mink.

You'd better sharpen your pencil because
it's nearly 8 o'clock.

You requested a spectacular entrance,
Miss Van Cleaver.

I hope that was satisfactory.

Also, I hope that you can afford to have
that window repaired. Of course, and I

do believe you're going to earn that
charity money.

Superman, I believe this is the first
time I've seen you and I haven't been in

trouble. In fact, no one seems to be in
trouble tonight.

I'd like to present my guardian, Jonas
Rockwell, and our guest, Arresto de Miña

La Scala.

La Cuesta El Centro Jones.

Welcome to our country, sir.

It is indeed a pleasure to have you
here. You have no idea what pleasure.

I believe you could safely dismiss
Caspar now, sir.

With Superman here, I'm sure you don't
need a bodyguard.

Well,

I'll take you places, everyone. The
curtain's about to go up. Now, wait just

a moment. Entertaining isn't exactly in
my line, but I'm going to try.

May I borrow that diamond of yours?

My diamond? Please.

Well, I guess you can't hurt it.

Diamonds are the world's hardest
substance.

Thank you.

Well, first we'll pop the stone from its
setting.

And then...

That stone was worth a fortune. He has
ruined it.

I don't mind paying for entertainment,
but really, Superman?

Your diamond isn't destroyed.

Your brooch?

I can't believe it. It takes tons of
pressure to mold a diamond. You did it

with your bare hands.

I see this is an out-of-date directory,
so I guess it won't matter.

I have seen other ordinary men do that
trick.

Did you ever see them do this?

I have never seen them do that for the
simple reason it is impossible.

But he just did it.

It is still impossible.

You will admit, however, that we're most
fortunate to have Superman with us here

at this moment.

That I will admit

Wow

what a picture that'll make he could
make a

fortune working in circuses Some people
are interested in other things than

money, but I suppose you wouldn't
understand that. Oh, I do believe we're

having sarcasm.

I think you've earned a rest. I'll have
some tea brought in, or do you prefer

some secret brew of your own? Oh, please
don't worry about me.

I'll get it.

Get them?

Now, who will know the difference?

You did a good job, Casper.

Don't you ever talk?

No, sir.

I've just had an excellent idea. Mr.
Olsen, would you be so good as to take a

group shot?

Sure, Mr. Rockwell. Fine. Now, will you
just stand where you are?

Superman, between the two ladies.

My pleasure. And we'll stand here.

Are you crazy, having our pictures
taken? Shut up. I know what I'm doing.

Go ahead, Mr. Rosen.

Got it. Maybe I should take another for
good measure. No, no, no. Never mind,

young man. I've just had another
excellent idea. Do you mind if I take

this? Thank you. No, go ahead. It's on
the planet. I enjoy your performance

very much indeed.

That's very kind. Thank you.

And now, Superman, I have one final
great favor to ask of you. In honor of

our distinguished guest, Would you
deliver this negative to his family in

Argonia? It's something they would never
forget.

You're asking a great deal, Mr.
Rockwell.

Yes, yes, I don't think you should ask
him to... Of course, you will be

suitably rewarded with additional funds
for charity.

You must think of your family, Arresto.

That's what I am thinking of.

Very well, Mr. Rockwell.

Give me the film.

We'll never forget this. And I'm
speaking for the country as a whole, of

course. The address...

is number two, Plaza del Patio.

Number two, Plaza del Patio. All right.

Goodbye, all.

You need to see the light, my friend.
I'm not from the lightning.

Exactly. A superhuman delivery boy who
thinks he's carrying a simple

photographic negative.

Actually, it was the only way to get our
merchandise past the customs officials.

A stroke of genius.

As I said before, it's time that someone
made a fool of Superman.

You look as though you swallowed a
canary. Two canaries.

And I must say they were most delicious.

Oh, it's getting quite late.

Perhaps you'd better be going.

Do you mind if I call the developing
room? I have to use the phone.

Is it necessary?

Of course you may. It's right there.

It seems to be dead.

Oh, probably the lightning. Too bad.

Oh, well.

Well, good night. It was a swell party.

Casper will show you out.

Night.

Well, what is this? A laughing hyena
contest?

The laugh is on Superman and the customs
officials.

Customs? Why should there be any trouble
getting a picture through customs?

The rest of it was only joking, my dear.

I demand to know what this is all about.

Very well.

I'll tell you.

You're in it now anyway.

Sit down.

I'll give it to you quickly and without
interruption. I said without

interruption.

To begin with, Aresto here is no
diplomat.

He is a competent, if not too highly
intelligent, contact man. I've used him

several times before in diamond
transactions.

Is that what happened to my tiara? Be
quiet.

As for tonight, I'll have to go back
about a month.

At that time, Superman trapped a
counterfeiting ring.

This ring had the most perfect plates
for engraving $20 bills ever made.

Superman turned those plates over to the
district attorney as evidence.

Tonight, Caspar stole those plates out
of the district attorney's files, and

they are what Superman is now flying to
Argonia.

It would be too risky to print the money
here.

That's why the former owners of the
place were caught. Exactly.

Now, do you understand, my dear?

Why, Jonas? We have more money than we
need.

As a matter of fact, we're broke.

That's impossible.

Is it?

Between us, we've spent every cent you
inherited.

You had no right.

Of course not.

But your lavish ways are contagious.

I embezzled everything you didn't throw
away.

I'll have you thrown in jail for this.
Will you? And then what?

Can you picture Mara Van Cleaver, a
penniless working girl?

I still have my diamonds?

Imitation. I had them made up. The real
ones went long ago.

Play with us, and you'll be rich again.

I don't know what to do.

Well, let me put it this way. You have
no choice.

I could swear that you were an
accomplice to everything that happened

tonight. After all...

It wasn't I who hired Superman.

I want to get these developed tonight so
I can catch the early edition.

Right, I'll get the story on paper.

Miss Lane, I used six holders tonight.

Minus the one you gave away makes five.

Well, that's just it. I still got six
exposed holders.

So you took an extra one. I saw Superman
put the film holder in his belt.

and I found one on a table behind some
books.

Are you sure, Jim?

Positive.

When these are developed, I'm willing to
bet my bow tie that that group picture's

among them.

Then Superman isn't caring what he
thinks he is.

Maybe they have an explanation, Jim, but
I'd like to get back there and hear it.

Let's go.

How did I get into this?

See what it is.

No, don't answer it.

In a few hours, it will all be over.
We're taking the midnight plane for

Argonia. All of us.

You forgot something?

No, but you did. You forgot to tell us
about that extra film holder.

What extra film holder?

You know what I mean. We thought we'd
give you a chance to explain before we

called the police.

If you insist.

The explanation is that you stumbled
onto something that may very well cost

you your lives.

We must have the wrong house.

I guess...

The wrong house is the right house.

Take them away.

No. We're in trouble enough.

You stay out of this.

Would you let them go if they promised
not to breathe a word of this?

They're people of honor, so I would
accept their promise.

But I'm quite sure they wouldn't give it
because they are people of honor.

Would you promise if within six months
we send you $50,000?

$100,000?

I feel sorry for you. You still think
money is the answer to everything.

You see, my dear?

You'll be locked in a bomb shelter built
underground in the backyard.

The walls are lead-lined against atomic
radiation, which means that even

Superman's X-ray vision can't see
through them to find you.

There'll be enough food and water for a
few days.

After that, you'll have to live on your
integrity.

Robbery detail, Henderson.

Oh, thanks.

Get me a squad car.

The God of it bites. They've been
stolen.

It's the police.

I know it. They've learned something.

Mara, there's nothing to be afraid of.
We're simply going for a vacation in

Argonia. Will we ever come back?

Certainly.

When we're ready to flood the country
with the most perfect counterfeit money

ever made.

Mr. Kent.

Good evening. So you're the famous
reporter.

Oh, not so famous. I'm here at the
request of Superman.

Oh, he left about an hour ago. As you
can see, we're about ready to leave

ourselves. I'm afraid not. You see, the
police will be here in about 15 minutes.

You wouldn't get very far.

The police?

I do not understand.

I think you do.

Counterfeiting, remember?

And where is this Superman now?

Well, that isn't important.

But he wanted me to get here ahead of
the police to see if you'd come along

peaceably.

Because of him, Casper, we will never
see Argonia again.

I don't see Argonia no more.

He couldn't have missed.

Casper never misses.

Then you, you're Superman.

I wouldn't say that. Let's just say that
I'm very lucky.

The engraving plate.

Bent. Ruined.

Bullet must have hit it.

Little good it does us.

Our little venture is ruined.

But, so far as evidence is concerned,
it's just Kent's word against ours. One

against four.

So, good night, Mr. Kent.

If you're ever in Argonia, look us up.

What about the police?

They can't stop us from getting on the
plane.

First, tell me what you've done with
Lois and Jimmy.

It's none of your business, Mr. Kent.

So why don't you just go away and leave
us alone?

All right, Miss Van Cleaver.

I guess you win.

Just a minute.

I'll take that.

Take what?

Your friends are in the bomb shelter in
the back of the house.

Really, Myra, that wasn't very clever.

Mr. Kent, now that you know where your
friends are, I couldn't possibly let you

go.

It would mean two more witnesses on your
side.

As for you, my dear, since you're so
interested in the others, perhaps you

better join them.

Anyway, we've got a fourth for Bridge.

With this lead lining, Superman could
never find us, even if he came back.

Clark, what in the world gave him the
tip-off?

Well, when Superman did the diamond
trick, he knew it must be fake because

it broke so easily.

But Mara obviously knew nothing.

I certainly didn't.

That's what he thought.

Anyway, he decided to play along to see
what their game was.

Also, he wanted to know who their
undercover man was in Argonia.

At least we got the best equip bomb
shelter in the world. A radio.

Water enough to last a month. A stove.

A first aid kit.

Did I say a radio?

Clark, if it would only work.

Who would we call?

Well, if we can get in the police van,
we can call Inspector Henderson.

It's a good idea.

But those batteries are dead.

Maybe it's that aerial.

Might just work at that.

What might just work?

What are you talking about?

You know, Mr. Kent, sometimes Miss Lane
actually thinks you're Superman.

So why don't you just bust out of here?

Well, now, Jimmy, if I did that, you'd
be sure, wouldn't you?

Anyway, I want you all to go in this
next room. I have a little idea. Come

on. It may be a little dangerous, and I
don't want anyone else to share it. Come

on. Off we go.

Thank you.

What's he doing?

It might be dangerous, he says.

Since when is he such a hero?

Of course I could break out of here.

Can you imagine the embarrassing
questions?

Just a minute, Jimmy.

Jippers, Mr. Kent, what are you doing?

Come right in, Jimmy.

I heard a terrible noise. Are you all
right?

Yes, of course I'm all right.

The lightning seemed to have struck the
aerial and it jumped right over the

battery cable.

I'm afraid it ruined everything.

Or maybe saved our lives.

It works.

The lightning charged the battery.
Excuse me, Jimmy.

Call Inspector Henderson.

This is urgent.

Come in, Inspector Henderson.

Kent, what are you doing on the police
channel? You know it's illegal.

Yes, I know, Bill, but this is terribly
important.

Now, look.

We're all locked in a bomb shelter in
the rear of the Van Cleaver estate. But

never mind about us now. I want you to
get right at the airport and pick up

three people with tickets for Argonia.

Right. I'll send you a squad.

Airport.

Caviar, anyone?

No, thanks.

I've lost my taste for caviar.

And mink? And mink.

Well, at least Superman didn't have to
save us this time.

Hey, that's right.

Here are the proofs you wanted, Mr.
Kent.

Oh, fine. Put them right down here, will
you?

Mara.

Mara Van Cleaver. What are you doing
here? I'm your new copy girl. No, that's

wonderful. For once, I'm doing something
on my own, you know?

It's a good feeling.

I'll bet it is. But you're not exactly
penniless, you know. You still have that

$10,000 you gave Superman. It's in the
office safe. Oh, no, no. That money was

intended to go to Superman's favorite
charity, and it still is.

I'm only glad to see the last of the Van
Cleaver money doing some good.

There'll be a lot of kids at summer
camp.

It'll feel the same way about it.

Thanks, Mara. Thanks a lot.

Adventures of Superman.

Superman is based on the original
character appearing in Superman

magazine.