All language subtitles for 07 - Powerless

So you guys are going out on
back-to-back nights. You must really

like this Hannah girl.

Well, she's funny.

She's gorgeous.

And like me, she understands mid-century
design, but she's over it. Well, a

burrito toast to that.

This is just some charmed fishing.

You know what you should add to your
fucking plan?

Skydiving!

I don't know today.

Well, most people go with thank you.

I'm going to say thanks because I'm not
most people.

Oh, my God. We met Green Fury.

I guess we know what you're talking
about over dinner with Hannah tonight.

Who?

Uh, excuse me?

Do you validate the parking?

Oh, no, that's not me.

I'm actually the Senior Vice President
of Research and Development.

Oh, but you sit at the receptionist
desk?

No, no, no, no.

That's the receptionist desk.

This is the Senior Vice President's
desk.

I'll just get you the stickers.

I swear to God, if you do this, I will
send my lawyer to your house to shave

your head in your sleep!

This is not a bluff, Mother!

Emily, have your parents ever done that
thing where they turn your childhood

bedroom into a second butler's pantry?

No.

They kept me and my sister's room the
same.

Bunk beds and all.

Bunk beds?

Were you raised in a prison?

Van, did you know I'm the only senior
vice president in this building who

doesn't have a real office?

Emily. You thrive in the cubicles.
You're like a tropical fish that lives

in the coral reef. But if you took that
fish out and gave it its own office, it

would die.

What? Fish need water.

Van, it's hard enough getting people to
take me seriously when they think I'm

the person who validates their parking.

I think at your age, being entrusted
with parking stickers speaks to your

character. I know an office doesn't
really mean anything, but to me, it's a

symbol of how hard I've worked to get
here.

It's like the pride a butler feels when
he gets his second pantry.

Oh,

I love that.

Yeah. Emily, nothing would make me
happier than to give you your own

office. But?

No buts. However,

there's no space, so no can do.

Swim away, little fish. Seriously, get
out.

Look, do I like Hannah? Yes.

But there's just something special about
Green Fury.

Sure, she can fly and shoot fire out of
her hands. But you said Hannah could

quote any Seinfeld episode.

Now that's special.

Seinfeld. So underrated.

It doesn't matter, because superheroes
don't date regular people.

What about Lois Lane?

She won a Pulitzer.

You write satirical Yelp reviews.

As a hobby? This is silly. You're never
even going to see Green Fury again.

I mean, unless you fall off another
balcony.

Or she can't stop thinking about me
either, and she's trying to find me.

I would go balcony.

Jackie!

Yeah?

I was upset when Mother sent me my
childhood toys, but I am... I'm really

enjoying this trip down memory lane.

It seems like just yesterday that I was
playing with my little pony.

Oh, my daughter loves hers. Won't put it
down.

I put mine down.

Horse cancer.

Your meeting with Emily is about to
start. She wanted to do it in her new

office. Emily doesn't have an office.
Remember that room that you had sealed

off because you found a spider?

She opened Hell's Gate? She said that
she had a meeting with a couple of execs

from the Gotham office and needed a
space.

My, my, my.

Do you see what she's doing here?

No. But I'm very excited to hear what
you think she's doing.

She's trying to cut out the middleman.
First, it's the office.

Second, she's setting up meetings with
corporate without me. The next thing you

know, she's going to be the one
high-fiving Bruce Wayne in a threesome.

Well, I am going to put an end to this.

I can't believe I have my own office.

I've been dreaming about this ever since
I was a little girl.

Wow, so you've been this boring your
whole life?

Ooh, take a picture of me to send to my
family. Ooh, okay.

Oh, no, that's not what I meant.

Okay.

Is that photo for your mugshot?

Because I'm looking at a criminal.

How did you get this office? You said
there was no space, so I went to HR, and

they said I could have this office if I
cleared out the spiders.

Which you did, Brad. I mean, there are
no longer spiders in here.

Look, H.R. was mistaken. If you had
talked to me, you would know that I have

huge plans to turn this into a storage
room.

Are you kidding me? You have till the
end of the day to get back into your

work pens.

Teresola! God, they jump at your face.

You know, it's not often you see such a
modest dream crush so quickly.

Say cubicle.

He really thinks he can take my office
from me and I'm just going to sit here

and watch it go down?

That's literally what's happening right
now. If you're surprised by that, you

clearly don't understand the teetering
house of cards that is Van's ego.

This is a man who won't let anybody see
him sneeze because he thinks it's a sign

of weakness.

He won't even kiss me because he says
it's against company policy.

What a pussy.

If I could give you just one piece of
advice, don't just march in there and...

She's gone.

Another outstanding shot, sir. Thank you
for your vanilla commentary, Steve, but

the only reason you are here is to walk
the arrows back. Oh, snag me another

ring pop, this one's down to the bone.

Van, I want my office back.

Emily, once the space opens up, I'll be
happy to give it to you. But now, I'm in

the middle of something very...

Important.

Oh! Better luck next time, sir. That is
where I was aiming. You don't!

Oh, green arrow dart.

I used to have this game as a kid. You
any good?

I haven't lost a match in my life.

Well, neither have I.

I wonder who's better.

You know what, Emily?

Once you throw down that gauntlet, it
cannot be unthrown.

I don't want to unthrow it.

Good, because you can't.

Good. Good. Good.

Steve, what the hell, Meg? Pick your
moments.

I'll tell you what.

Why don't we play tomorrow during lunch?
If I win, your storage room goes back to

being my office.

Ha! Steve!

Ha! If you win, you can turn it into a
unicorn stable for all I care because

that is a fairy tale.

Ha! Ha!

Now it is on!

Hey, Teddy.

What you up to, buddy?

What wizard did this to you?

Pretty convincing, huh?

Now I just gotta set this trap, dig a
snare, and reel in the bait.

I don't know anything about hunting. Oh,
Teddy, is it possible that you've built

up this encounter because a beautiful
woman literally came out of the clouds

and saved your life?

Nah, she was into me, dude.

Careful, citizen. The Olympian might not
be there next time. Yeah, thanks a lot.

Uh, you seem disappointed.

No, no, no. Yeah, I'm alive, man. That's
great. Awesome. Thanks, man.

Thanks. Thank you.

Dick.

Put down that tiny bow. You cannot beat
Van.

Oh, no, I can.

I am pretty good.

Let me rephrase. You ought not beat Van.

He took my office from me. She's dreamt
about that since she was a really boring

child. Look, honey, we all think you
deserve that office.

But there's something bigger at stake
here. I think there's something you need

to see.

Employee of the month?

I didn't even know we had this room.

Oh, it's one of the many things we keep
from you. Like the secret bathroom on

the sales floor that's always empty.

Does not exist. I don't know why I said
that.

We make sure Van wins every month
because there was one time he didn't.

Recognize this lady?

No. Exactly.

Kate won her first month here. So, when
Van caught her taking a company

croissant from a staff meeting home with
her, he fired her on the spot.

And after he demanded a recount, it
turned out Van actually won.

I don't know.

Yeah!

So you guys give him this every month
just to stroke his ego?

Oh, no, no, no. We do it to survive.

If you beat Van, it won't just be bad
for you. It will be bad for all of us.

which is why you're going to throw this
game.

Fine. Van's ready to destroy you.

Do you enjoy being his little bitch?

It's called a squire, Emily.

Van, are we going to do this or what?

And now, please welcome the one.

I hope you say goodbye to your loved
ones because I'm going to skin you alive

and wear you to your own funeral.

All I can do is try my best and hope for
a positive outcome.

Where did you learn to trash talk? At
the puppies and rainbows school for

sunshine?

Dang. Great shot!

Not... Boo!

Hey, Emily, could you run and get me
eight hours' worth of parking stickers,

because I could do this all day!

Looks

like

I just needed to get a little warmed up.

Are you doing? You fed this monster's
ego for far too long.

I'm giving him a dose of reality.

Look at him. You are the greatest. I
know that. You are the strongest.

I am aware. You are the fastest.

Does that look like a man who wants to
face reality?

Excellent bone structure. Keep it above
the waist. Above the waist. When I get

this, and I will, I get my office back.

different about the office today?

Yeah. Why am I so, like, comfortable?

We got new chairs!

Hey!

Good morning!

What a beautiful day, but stones will
make it better, wouldn't you say?

You can say thank you if you will. Hey,
grab one.

Bear claw, good choice. Rebecca, that's
right. I learned your name.

Even though you lost the match and the
office is mine to do with whatever I

want, I'm going to give it to you
anyway.

Because that's the kind of guy I am.

Did you hear that, gang?

I love you, man.

Kay, Lee, Malcolm, Zoe, Simon.

Puffy-haired guy. Look at that.

Now, normally we just roll over and he
leaves us alone.

But I guess the real... trick is to put
up a fight but ultimately let him

humiliate you okay first of all i wasn't
even trying until halfway we all got

what we wanted here he got a win you got
the office and i don't have to make his

coffee he's doing it himself wow

he's trying anyway the point is you got
what you wanted so who cares how it

happened

Are you sure you should be shining a
20,000 watt light into the night sky?

Uh, ever heard of the bat signal?

It's actually kind of a genius plan.
She's going to see her trademark GF

flame in the sky.

Zip on down.

Next thing you know, she's wearing me
like a backpack and we're halfway to

Tokyo for some Wagyu beef.

Well, this is certainly a good story to
tell the woman you actually end up

marrying. Okay, speaking of picking up
on signals, I'm sending a pretty clear

one for you to beat it. Ron, wait.

No, no, no, no, no. Oh, shoot.

You know what?

Maybe I should call Hannah.

Yeah.

Get her some flowers.

Nice.

Does this look straight to you?

Van, I want a rematch. No, he won fair
and square. Come on. No.

Emily, all a rematch would do is rob you
of what is clearly a much-needed lesson

in how to lose a little class.

Oh, and you're going to teach it to me.

No, of course not. I've never lost at
anything.

The closest I've come to failure is when
I spelled it to win the regional

spelling bee.

Failure, F-A-L-U-R-E.

Failure.

That's right, Emily.

That's how it's spelled.

Emily, don't feel bad. There is a long
list of some very talented people who

have fallen at the feet of Vanderveer
Wayne.

You beat Dr.

Dre in a rap battle? He had me on my
heels until I hit him with, Dr.

Dre, man, you gay.

Now, you've got to remember, this was
the 90s, and that kind of casual

homophobia was commonplace.

Oh, best bod, Daytona Beach, 1998.

hot dog eating champion the same year?

Delish. Oh, my God, how deep does this
go?

Somebody pull the fire alarm!

People have been letting you win your
whole life, so you would never have to

experience F-A-I-L-U-R-E.

What is that, the French spelling?

Your family and everyone in your life
have been going to insane lengths to

make you think you're a winner.

That is not true.

Oh, yeah? Ask Jackie whether or not
you've really been employee of the month

for the past four years.

Oh. But I guess I'm not telling you
anything you didn't already know because

you were most perceptive baby of 1971.

Get out.

Get out!

Both of you, get out!

Was that even you, Dr. Dre?

Are you even a doctor?

you haven't moved on warning it's like
watching an iguana oh well

you broke them emily that's not the way
a man who wants to live sneezes trust me

this is better for everybody in the long
run we can't keep tiptoeing around his

ego his ego you're the one who
eviscerated a grown man because he

couldn't handle losing a kid's game it's
possible i don't like losing

But it was more about the principal.

That you deserved your own office.

Yes. Which he had already given to you
before you did that to him.

It's really good to see you, Hannah.

I'm glad I figured out that snafu where
my phone was dropping calls and couldn't

send texts.

I'm assuming you fixed it by switching
it off in BS mode.

You're cute.

believe this is yours?

Oh, hey, you're the guy from the
balcony.

You guys out on a date?

No.

You look great.

That looks like you're out on a date.

Hey.

Cool. Cool.

I'm gonna.

Great.

Hey, boss.

How we feeling?

You're right. There is an I in failure,
and it's I.

Me. Me. My. I don't... I can't even
grammar properly.

It's all a lie.

Was I actually prom king? And did my
date really like me? Or was she just

another flunky on the Wayne payroll?

Oh, well, she seemed... nice.

Who is this fella?

Oh, that's her uncle, Filky Valentine.
He was our chaperone. Oh, my God.

She was whole.

No one has ever loved me.

Okay, that's not true.

Your parents put an obscene amount of
time and effort into making sure you

never experienced even one moment of
disappointment.

They must have really cared about you.

You know, you haven't lost at
everything. You did beat me at the Green

Arrow game.

All by yourself.

That's right.

I did.

See? There you go. I destroyed you! It
was very close.

We don't need to be squaring off like
this. We are on the same team. And if we

both refuse to lose, then we can
accomplish great things. You're right. I

don't need to be threatened by your
wins. Because your wins are my wins.

And your losses, I can just blame on
you.

That's not exactly what... Emily!

I am back!

Now get out of my office. I'm about to
sneeze.

Oh. I'm going to sneeze.

Get out!

Oh, good. It's gone.

That wasn't that bad.

That's funny.