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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,588 --> 00:00:05,465 ♪ Tuca and Bertie and Tuca and Bertie and Bertie and Tuca ♪ 2 00:00:05,548 --> 00:00:07,133 ♪ And Tuca and Bertie, Tuca and Bertie ♪ 3 00:00:07,216 --> 00:00:08,843 ♪ Tu-Tu-Tuca ♪ 4 00:00:10,094 --> 00:00:11,637 -♪ Tuca ♪ -♪ And Bertie. ♪ 5 00:00:11,721 --> 00:00:13,848 (vocalizing) 6 00:00:19,312 --> 00:00:20,855 (siren wailing) 7 00:00:22,732 --> 00:00:24,317 ♪ ♪ 8 00:00:24,400 --> 00:00:26,611 (pained): Oh, Bertie, quick, 9 00:00:26,694 --> 00:00:28,154 distract me from my pain. 10 00:00:28,237 --> 00:00:30,698 Um, sometimes when I need to take my mind off something, 11 00:00:30,782 --> 00:00:33,159 I look up videos of people riding motorcycles. 12 00:00:33,242 --> 00:00:35,161 -Oh, yeah? -And then I comment 13 00:00:35,244 --> 00:00:37,538 "Be careful!" on every single one. 14 00:00:37,622 --> 00:00:38,998 Always cheers me up. 15 00:00:39,081 --> 00:00:40,166 (groans) 16 00:00:40,249 --> 00:00:42,919 Let's see. How else to comfort you? 17 00:00:43,002 --> 00:00:46,672 (whispering): Shh. You're getting sleepy. 18 00:00:46,756 --> 00:00:49,133 Just relax. 19 00:00:49,217 --> 00:00:50,718 Why are you whispering?! 20 00:00:50,802 --> 00:00:53,346 Because whispers are comforting and everybody loves them. 21 00:00:53,429 --> 00:00:55,139 Whispers are annoying as shit. 22 00:00:55,223 --> 00:00:57,308 I'm useless! 23 00:00:57,391 --> 00:00:59,310 No, don't take her to the hospital. 24 00:00:59,393 --> 00:01:01,187 There's no one who can help her there. 25 00:01:01,270 --> 00:01:02,730 Take her... 26 00:01:02,814 --> 00:01:04,982 to The Mole. 27 00:01:05,066 --> 00:01:06,275 Ah, The Mole? 28 00:01:06,359 --> 00:01:07,235 You got it. 29 00:01:07,318 --> 00:01:09,946 (tires screeching) 30 00:01:10,029 --> 00:01:12,240 Mole? What mole?! Excuse me! 31 00:01:12,323 --> 00:01:14,992 It's okay, Bertie. Kara was a shitty girlfriend, 32 00:01:15,076 --> 00:01:16,619 but she's a good nurse. 33 00:01:16,702 --> 00:01:18,871 -She knows what she's doing. -Fine! 34 00:01:18,955 --> 00:01:20,540 (whispers): But I don't like her. 35 00:01:20,623 --> 00:01:23,292 Maybe whispering is kinda comforting. 36 00:01:26,796 --> 00:01:28,005 (groans) 37 00:01:28,089 --> 00:01:29,298 Hey, don't worry. 38 00:01:29,382 --> 00:01:30,925 Tuca will be okay. She's a strong bird. 39 00:01:31,008 --> 00:01:32,760 I wish it was easier to keep up with this ambulance. 40 00:01:32,844 --> 00:01:34,554 I'm gonna lose them! 41 00:01:34,637 --> 00:01:36,472 I have an idea. 42 00:01:36,556 --> 00:01:39,183 (mimicking siren) 43 00:01:40,768 --> 00:01:42,228 (chuckles): Oh, Speckle, 44 00:01:42,311 --> 00:01:44,355 you're so good at impressions. 45 00:01:44,438 --> 00:01:46,941 (whooping) 46 00:01:48,359 --> 00:01:49,944 (whirring) 47 00:01:51,153 --> 00:01:52,446 (tuts) Ooh. 48 00:01:52,530 --> 00:01:54,282 The doctor should be in here any moment. 49 00:01:54,365 --> 00:01:57,034 Aye, aye! It's me, Dr. Mole! 50 00:01:57,118 --> 00:01:58,077 Huh? 51 00:01:58,160 --> 00:01:59,036 Down here! 52 00:01:59,120 --> 00:02:00,830 Careful, don't step on me. 53 00:02:00,913 --> 00:02:03,958 -Hey, squirt. -Kara, you old ice bitch, it's good to see you. 54 00:02:04,041 --> 00:02:07,128 Thanks for making me come in on a freakin' Sunday. 55 00:02:07,211 --> 00:02:08,296 You love an emergency. 56 00:02:08,379 --> 00:02:10,339 It makes you feel so important. 57 00:02:10,423 --> 00:02:12,091 Ha-ha! I sure am. 58 00:02:12,174 --> 00:02:14,510 Did you two work together or something? 59 00:02:14,594 --> 00:02:16,262 I used to work at Bird Town Hospital 60 00:02:16,345 --> 00:02:19,015 before they removed me for benign reasons. 61 00:02:19,098 --> 00:02:20,725 A thousand saved lives, 62 00:02:20,808 --> 00:02:23,853 -but one tuna melt in a microwave and you're toast. -(ding) 63 00:02:23,936 --> 00:02:25,938 (weakly): Help. 64 00:02:26,022 --> 00:02:27,607 He's a monster. 65 00:02:27,690 --> 00:02:28,733 But he gets results. 66 00:02:28,816 --> 00:02:30,735 Okay, let's see. Yep. 67 00:02:30,818 --> 00:02:33,029 You'll need surgery for sure. No time to waste. 68 00:02:33,112 --> 00:02:35,198 This baby's gonna rupture if we don't operate. 69 00:02:35,281 --> 00:02:36,449 Super serious. 70 00:02:36,532 --> 00:02:37,575 Oh, no! 71 00:02:37,658 --> 00:02:38,951 Well, luckily, you came to me. 72 00:02:39,035 --> 00:02:40,578 I've seen this a hundred times before. 73 00:02:40,661 --> 00:02:43,122 And, hey, great timing-- I can squeeze you in right now. 74 00:02:43,205 --> 00:02:44,582 Or you can squeeze me in... 75 00:02:44,665 --> 00:02:46,125 -to your body. -What?! 76 00:02:46,208 --> 00:02:47,835 He likes to really get up in there. 77 00:02:47,919 --> 00:02:49,837 I go all the way inside your body 78 00:02:49,921 --> 00:02:51,756 and I find the issue face-to-face. 79 00:02:51,839 --> 00:02:55,426 I'm the only surgeon in Bird Town who's also a suppository. 80 00:02:55,509 --> 00:02:56,969 How do you get inside of me? 81 00:02:57,053 --> 00:02:58,638 Well, there's the easy way 82 00:02:58,721 --> 00:02:59,931 or the hard way. 83 00:03:00,014 --> 00:03:01,474 And don't ask me to go into your mouth. 84 00:03:01,557 --> 00:03:02,475 It's not safe. 85 00:03:02,558 --> 00:03:03,809 I'm too delicious. 86 00:03:03,893 --> 00:03:05,645 -Chomp, chomp. -I don't know about this. 87 00:03:05,728 --> 00:03:08,314 Well, that growth is gonna get worse until I take care of it. 88 00:03:08,397 --> 00:03:10,983 It's a simple procedure. I've done it a thousand times. 89 00:03:11,067 --> 00:03:12,610 I just go in and I snip it. 90 00:03:12,693 --> 00:03:14,987 In and out in 20, 15 minutes. 91 00:03:15,071 --> 00:03:16,364 I do beautiful surgeries. 92 00:03:16,447 --> 00:03:17,573 You can all watch me. 93 00:03:17,657 --> 00:03:18,741 Yeah, all of you! 94 00:03:18,824 --> 00:03:19,909 Stay in here and watch. 95 00:03:19,992 --> 00:03:21,619 I love to show off my work. 96 00:03:21,702 --> 00:03:23,496 If you get bored, you can play checkers. 97 00:03:23,579 --> 00:03:25,164 Chess, if you're smart. 98 00:03:25,247 --> 00:03:27,333 Kara, you'll follow me in with the scope, yeah? 99 00:03:27,416 --> 00:03:28,501 For old times' sake? 100 00:03:28,584 --> 00:03:30,211 I love how she does the scope. 101 00:03:30,294 --> 00:03:32,171 He says that about all the nurses. 102 00:03:32,254 --> 00:03:33,756 All of you, put on some scrubs. 103 00:03:33,839 --> 00:03:35,967 I don't want you getting your nice clothes dirty. 104 00:03:36,050 --> 00:03:38,511 Here, let me snap my fingers and, voilà, 105 00:03:38,594 --> 00:03:40,680 your outfits will be transformed. 106 00:03:40,763 --> 00:03:42,348 Ta-da! 107 00:03:42,431 --> 00:03:44,433 Just kidding. I'm not magical. 108 00:03:44,517 --> 00:03:46,811 There are some scrubs in that cabinet. 109 00:03:46,894 --> 00:03:48,187 So, this is happening? 110 00:03:48,270 --> 00:03:49,563 Should I be concerned? 111 00:03:49,647 --> 00:03:51,399 Is this gonna mess up my fertility at all? 112 00:03:51,482 --> 00:03:53,192 Nah, don't worry about that. 113 00:03:53,275 --> 00:03:55,152 Okay, let's go! Chop-chop! 114 00:03:55,236 --> 00:03:56,362 Time to knock you out! 115 00:03:56,445 --> 00:03:57,780 It's showtime! 116 00:03:57,863 --> 00:03:59,281 (groans) 117 00:03:59,365 --> 00:04:00,992 (yawns) 118 00:04:01,075 --> 00:04:02,410 ♪ ♪ 119 00:04:02,493 --> 00:04:03,911 This'll be a piece of cake. 120 00:04:03,995 --> 00:04:05,371 I'll be in and out in a jiffy. 121 00:04:05,454 --> 00:04:06,706 I'll even bring this rope, 122 00:04:06,789 --> 00:04:08,290 just in case I lose my way. 123 00:04:08,374 --> 00:04:10,251 But I've never needed it, right, Kara? 124 00:04:10,334 --> 00:04:12,420 That's right. It's just a safety measure. 125 00:04:12,503 --> 00:04:14,547 All of this is super safe. 126 00:04:17,049 --> 00:04:18,217 All right, 127 00:04:18,300 --> 00:04:21,470 I'm climbing up the vagina-ina-ina. 128 00:04:21,554 --> 00:04:23,431 (over radio): Just kidding. There's no echo. 129 00:04:23,514 --> 00:04:24,682 It's not that big. 130 00:04:24,765 --> 00:04:26,767 You're approaching the cervix. 131 00:04:26,851 --> 00:04:28,144 I'm squeezing in now. 132 00:04:28,227 --> 00:04:30,396 None of you get jealous! (laughs) 133 00:04:30,479 --> 00:04:31,564 Wow. Yep. 134 00:04:31,647 --> 00:04:33,107 It's really inflamed in here. 135 00:04:33,190 --> 00:04:34,400 You see that, Kara? 136 00:04:34,483 --> 00:04:36,402 Yeah. Watch out for those walls. 137 00:04:36,485 --> 00:04:37,903 What's happening?! 138 00:04:37,987 --> 00:04:40,239 It's all swollen, so he needs to avoid that tissue. 139 00:04:40,322 --> 00:04:42,199 But he's used to this. Don't worry. 140 00:04:42,283 --> 00:04:43,868 Oh, my God. 141 00:04:43,951 --> 00:04:45,036 Look. 142 00:04:45,119 --> 00:04:46,329 Do you see it? 143 00:04:46,412 --> 00:04:47,496 See what? 144 00:04:47,580 --> 00:04:49,165 The waterfall. 145 00:04:49,248 --> 00:04:52,293 It's the most beautiful thing. 146 00:04:52,376 --> 00:04:53,627 What's he talking about? 147 00:04:53,711 --> 00:04:54,962 Doctor, you're in the base of the uterus. 148 00:04:55,046 --> 00:04:56,130 There's no waterfall. 149 00:04:56,213 --> 00:04:58,424 -I have to go towards it. -No! 150 00:04:58,507 --> 00:05:00,134 -Don't touch that! -(yells) 151 00:05:00,217 --> 00:05:01,552 -What is that?! -Uh... 152 00:05:01,635 --> 00:05:02,595 (screams) 153 00:05:02,678 --> 00:05:03,846 I lost him! 154 00:05:03,929 --> 00:05:05,431 Tug on the string. Tug on the string! 155 00:05:05,514 --> 00:05:07,349 (grunting) 156 00:05:08,684 --> 00:05:10,311 BERTIE: Gravel chips? 157 00:05:10,394 --> 00:05:12,897 Oh, I told her not to eat the bags. 158 00:05:12,980 --> 00:05:17,276 But she always said all the best flavors are in there. 159 00:05:17,359 --> 00:05:18,194 What now? 160 00:05:18,277 --> 00:05:19,695 You have to do something! 161 00:05:19,779 --> 00:05:21,197 Hello?! 162 00:05:21,280 --> 00:05:22,615 Dr. Mole?! 163 00:05:22,698 --> 00:05:24,450 Can you hear me?! 164 00:05:24,533 --> 00:05:26,285 Somebody has to go in after him! 165 00:05:26,368 --> 00:05:28,829 But who? Nobody else is that small. 166 00:05:28,913 --> 00:05:30,998 -(ding) -I have an idea. 167 00:05:31,082 --> 00:05:32,500 -(beep) -(phone rings) 168 00:05:32,583 --> 00:05:34,543 Hi. Mom? I just wanted to get your thoughts 169 00:05:34,627 --> 00:05:37,505 on the fact that Speckle and I aren't married. 170 00:05:37,588 --> 00:05:39,048 Uh-huh. 171 00:05:39,131 --> 00:05:41,926 Yeah, fun comparison. 172 00:05:42,009 --> 00:05:44,011 What do you think about how I'm not as successful 173 00:05:44,095 --> 00:05:46,305 as your friends' kids? Mm-hmm. 174 00:05:46,389 --> 00:05:48,265 Wow, they're all making six figures? 175 00:05:48,349 --> 00:05:51,268 And, meanwhile, I invest all my time and energy in my job, 176 00:05:51,352 --> 00:05:52,728 and it could go away at any moment. 177 00:05:52,812 --> 00:05:54,980 Ha-ha! I have no control! 178 00:05:55,064 --> 00:05:56,649 I'm lost! 179 00:05:56,732 --> 00:05:59,860 And I talk about you a lot in therapy! 180 00:05:59,944 --> 00:06:02,822 Which I pay for out-of-pocket. 181 00:06:02,905 --> 00:06:05,074 Okay! Thanks, Mom! Love you! 182 00:06:05,157 --> 00:06:07,368 Sweetie, are you sure about this? 183 00:06:07,451 --> 00:06:09,870 Not at all! But, look, 184 00:06:09,954 --> 00:06:11,539 Tuca's growth is going to rupture. 185 00:06:11,622 --> 00:06:13,040 The doctor is lost. 186 00:06:13,124 --> 00:06:14,625 Someone needs to go in after him. 187 00:06:14,708 --> 00:06:16,836 Someone who understands Tuca. 188 00:06:16,919 --> 00:06:18,671 It needs to be me. 189 00:06:18,754 --> 00:06:22,550 Well, it's highly illegal for you to enter this body, 190 00:06:22,633 --> 00:06:25,761 and in no way would I, as a registered nurse, 191 00:06:25,845 --> 00:06:27,930 think that is a permissible action. 192 00:06:28,013 --> 00:06:30,266 Oh, boy. Here we go. 193 00:06:30,349 --> 00:06:33,686 So, I'm gonna go get a snack now 194 00:06:33,769 --> 00:06:35,646 because I'm hungry. 195 00:06:35,729 --> 00:06:37,022 When I'm gone, 196 00:06:37,106 --> 00:06:39,817 you should not monitor this machine. 197 00:06:39,900 --> 00:06:42,862 And you're definitely not going to need anyone 198 00:06:42,945 --> 00:06:44,947 to help guide you on this. 199 00:06:45,030 --> 00:06:46,740 Or work this camera. 200 00:06:46,824 --> 00:06:48,909 Which is very easy to use. 201 00:06:48,993 --> 00:06:50,411 Okay? 202 00:06:50,494 --> 00:06:51,704 Thank you. 203 00:06:51,787 --> 00:06:54,832 I believe in you, Georgette. 204 00:06:54,915 --> 00:06:56,584 It's Bertie! 205 00:06:56,667 --> 00:06:57,918 (groans) 206 00:06:58,002 --> 00:07:00,546 (grunting) 207 00:07:01,505 --> 00:07:03,090 (grunting) 208 00:07:03,174 --> 00:07:06,218 SPECKLE: So, keep going towards the cervix. 209 00:07:06,302 --> 00:07:09,263 And then you're gonna squeeze through that hole 210 00:07:09,346 --> 00:07:10,723 into the uterus. 211 00:07:10,806 --> 00:07:13,976 Nice grasp of female anatomy, Speck. 212 00:07:14,059 --> 00:07:15,644 I got a map. 213 00:07:17,938 --> 00:07:19,732 (grunting) 214 00:07:19,815 --> 00:07:22,234 (strained): Oh, that's tight. 215 00:07:22,318 --> 00:07:24,403 Okay, I'm through. I'm... 216 00:07:26,488 --> 00:07:28,699 So, do you see any signs of Dr. Mole? 217 00:07:28,782 --> 00:07:32,036 Bertie? Uh, Bertie? 218 00:07:32,119 --> 00:07:33,746 Waterfall? 219 00:07:33,829 --> 00:07:35,080 Bertie! 220 00:07:35,164 --> 00:07:36,790 ♪ ♪ 221 00:07:36,874 --> 00:07:39,752 -(neighing) -Damn, this is cool. 222 00:07:39,835 --> 00:07:41,545 So many horses. 223 00:07:41,629 --> 00:07:45,257 I'm more into whales, personally, but still. 224 00:07:45,341 --> 00:07:46,884 What's up, Bertie-ertie? 225 00:07:46,967 --> 00:07:48,761 (screams) Tucahorse? 226 00:07:48,844 --> 00:07:51,096 What are you?! Wh-What is all of this? 227 00:07:51,180 --> 00:07:53,807 If I were a doctor, I'd say this was a classic case 228 00:07:53,891 --> 00:07:55,643 of inflammation hallucination. 229 00:07:55,726 --> 00:07:58,520 But I'm not. So, welcome to Horseville! 230 00:07:58,604 --> 00:08:00,356 Hop on! I'll take you to a place 231 00:08:00,439 --> 00:08:02,775 where Tuca puts everything that matters to her. 232 00:08:02,858 --> 00:08:03,734 Okay. 233 00:08:03,817 --> 00:08:05,110 And to make it more fun, 234 00:08:05,194 --> 00:08:07,404 I'll make up a song to sing on the way. 235 00:08:07,488 --> 00:08:09,114 -(grunts) -(horse neighs) 236 00:08:09,198 --> 00:08:10,866 -♪ I'm a horse, horse, horse ♪ -(exclaiming) 237 00:08:10,950 --> 00:08:13,202 ♪ I'm a bird, bird, bird ♪ 238 00:08:13,285 --> 00:08:14,912 ♪ I'm a horsey birdy bird ♪ 239 00:08:14,995 --> 00:08:16,664 -♪ I'm a horsey birdy horse ♪ -Wuh-oh! Whoa! 240 00:08:16,747 --> 00:08:17,748 -♪ I'm a bird ♪ -Whoa! -(phone ringing) 241 00:08:17,831 --> 00:08:19,250 I get service here? 242 00:08:19,333 --> 00:08:21,460 It's pronounced "cervix." 243 00:08:21,543 --> 00:08:23,128 ♪ Birdy horse, I'm a horse ♪ 244 00:08:23,212 --> 00:08:24,797 -♪ Bird, bird, horse bird ♪ -Hello? 245 00:08:24,880 --> 00:08:27,216 -Hey, Bertie. -(quietly): Shut up, Tucahorse. 246 00:08:27,299 --> 00:08:28,634 (quietly): ♪ Horsey bird. ♪ 247 00:08:28,717 --> 00:08:30,511 I'm about to walk into an earnings update 248 00:08:30,594 --> 00:08:31,804 with the investors. 249 00:08:31,887 --> 00:08:32,972 Uh-huh. 250 00:08:33,055 --> 00:08:33,973 Very dry stuff. 251 00:08:34,056 --> 00:08:35,808 Lots of numbers and unsexy terms 252 00:08:35,891 --> 00:08:37,893 -like "brand stickability." -(humming) -Ew. 253 00:08:37,977 --> 00:08:40,938 I want a new snack idea up my sleeve to wow them with. 254 00:08:41,021 --> 00:08:42,982 Something big. What do you got? 255 00:08:43,065 --> 00:08:45,526 Well, I'm kind of in the middle of something right now. 256 00:08:45,609 --> 00:08:47,027 You see, actually, I'm in my... 257 00:08:47,111 --> 00:08:49,154 Yes, you are-- in the middle of this phone call, 258 00:08:49,238 --> 00:08:51,407 in which I'm asking you to do your job. 259 00:08:51,490 --> 00:08:53,325 -Well... -(humming) 260 00:08:53,409 --> 00:08:55,619 Have we done winter pasta salads yet? 261 00:08:55,703 --> 00:08:57,997 Oh, my-- Another salad idea? For real? 262 00:08:58,080 --> 00:09:00,791 What do I pay you for, to come up with a good idea once 263 00:09:00,874 --> 00:09:02,334 and then just keep milking it? 264 00:09:02,418 --> 00:09:03,919 Milk! Milk and cookies! 265 00:09:04,003 --> 00:09:06,005 Milk and cookies. Okay. 266 00:09:06,088 --> 00:09:07,840 I'll tell the investors we just invented 267 00:09:07,923 --> 00:09:10,592 the concept of milk and cookies. 268 00:09:10,676 --> 00:09:12,344 Sounds good, Bertie. 269 00:09:12,428 --> 00:09:15,222 Ugh! I'm never good enough. 270 00:09:15,306 --> 00:09:17,641 We're here! Look! You're missing it! 271 00:09:17,725 --> 00:09:19,852 (swing jazz playing) 272 00:09:20,894 --> 00:09:21,937 (buzzing) 273 00:09:22,021 --> 00:09:24,106 -(quacking) -(screaming) 274 00:09:26,608 --> 00:09:29,028 What is this place? 275 00:09:29,111 --> 00:09:32,448 This is Tuca's will to live! 276 00:09:32,531 --> 00:09:33,615 Mm-hmm. 277 00:09:33,699 --> 00:09:35,034 -(quacking) -(buzzing) 278 00:09:35,117 --> 00:09:38,120 -Ah, her family! -(loud squawking) 279 00:09:38,203 --> 00:09:40,789 Her extremely squawky family. 280 00:09:40,873 --> 00:09:43,375 (giggling) 281 00:09:43,459 --> 00:09:44,501 Who are you? 282 00:09:44,585 --> 00:09:46,045 (moaning) 283 00:09:46,128 --> 00:09:48,756 I'm Tuca's orgasms. 284 00:09:49,673 --> 00:09:52,176 (moaning loudly) 285 00:09:52,259 --> 00:09:53,302 Eek! 286 00:09:53,385 --> 00:09:54,928 -(giggling) -Yep, this place is full 287 00:09:55,012 --> 00:09:57,264 of all the reasons Tuca wants to stay alive and thrive. 288 00:09:58,223 --> 00:09:59,725 (neighing laugh) 289 00:09:59,808 --> 00:10:01,977 Tuca loves horses. 290 00:10:02,061 --> 00:10:03,437 Wait. What is...? 291 00:10:03,520 --> 00:10:06,857 Is that, um...? 292 00:10:06,940 --> 00:10:09,026 ♪ ♪ 293 00:10:10,819 --> 00:10:12,404 Wow. 294 00:10:12,488 --> 00:10:15,991 So, this makes me very uncomfortable. 295 00:10:16,075 --> 00:10:19,536 -Let's go inside! -Whoa, Tucahorsey! 296 00:10:23,415 --> 00:10:24,792 (gasps) Bertie just walked into Tuca's bladder. 297 00:10:24,875 --> 00:10:27,127 Bertie! Oh, my God, can you hear me?! 298 00:10:27,211 --> 00:10:29,046 You're in urine! 299 00:10:29,129 --> 00:10:30,089 (knocking) 300 00:10:30,172 --> 00:10:31,465 (whispers): Who is that? 301 00:10:31,548 --> 00:10:32,716 (whispering): Ignore it. 302 00:10:32,800 --> 00:10:33,926 WOMAN: Hello? 303 00:10:34,009 --> 00:10:35,928 I'm the medical facility inspector, 304 00:10:36,011 --> 00:10:38,764 here to make sure everything is up to code. 305 00:10:38,847 --> 00:10:41,100 Ignore it harder. 306 00:10:41,183 --> 00:10:44,728 I'll have to shut this building down if you don't answer. 307 00:10:44,812 --> 00:10:46,063 (quietly): We can't let that happen. 308 00:10:46,146 --> 00:10:47,481 Poor Dr. Mole. 309 00:10:47,564 --> 00:10:48,607 (ding) 310 00:10:48,690 --> 00:10:50,567 (high-pitched): Come in! 311 00:10:51,527 --> 00:10:52,945 Oh, hello! 312 00:10:53,028 --> 00:10:54,780 I'm Dr. Mole. 313 00:10:54,863 --> 00:10:57,366 I do the best surgeries. 314 00:10:57,449 --> 00:11:00,536 I love to get in there and slosh around. 315 00:11:00,619 --> 00:11:01,662 Hmm. 316 00:11:02,621 --> 00:11:03,872 Hello, Dr. Mole. 317 00:11:03,956 --> 00:11:07,626 Nurse, the O.R. looks as spotless as ever. 318 00:11:07,709 --> 00:11:12,214 Yep. No blood sprayed anywhere on any of the walls. 319 00:11:12,297 --> 00:11:14,716 Yes, I know. That's always been your policy. 320 00:11:14,800 --> 00:11:16,718 Well, I suppose I'd best be on my... 321 00:11:16,802 --> 00:11:18,804 -(sneezes) -Hmm? 322 00:11:18,887 --> 00:11:20,764 And I'm... 323 00:11:20,848 --> 00:11:21,932 his patient. 324 00:11:22,015 --> 00:11:23,559 You're here for a procedure? 325 00:11:23,642 --> 00:11:25,602 Yes. Yes! He's... 326 00:11:26,645 --> 00:11:29,523 ...getting head surgery. 327 00:11:29,606 --> 00:11:31,567 -Right? -Oh! 328 00:11:31,650 --> 00:11:33,735 May I stick around and observe? 329 00:11:33,819 --> 00:11:35,320 -No. -Of course. 330 00:11:35,404 --> 00:11:37,948 (Speckle and puppet gulp) 331 00:11:40,033 --> 00:11:41,160 Hi. 332 00:11:41,243 --> 00:11:43,495 Hey, look. I'm a whale girl. 333 00:11:44,371 --> 00:11:47,541 Welcome to the Bertie Museum. Let me show you around. 334 00:11:47,624 --> 00:11:50,502 In this first room, we have all the important figures 335 00:11:50,586 --> 00:11:52,212 from Bertie's life. 336 00:11:52,296 --> 00:11:53,380 Uh-huh. 337 00:11:53,464 --> 00:11:55,674 "Sprinkle"? 338 00:11:55,757 --> 00:11:58,010 BERTIEWHALE: And now for a very special treat. 339 00:11:58,093 --> 00:12:00,012 We just had this installed yesterday. 340 00:12:00,095 --> 00:12:03,348 It's a peek into what Bertie does when Tuca's not around. 341 00:12:03,432 --> 00:12:06,018 I wonder what Tuca thinks I do all day. 342 00:12:06,935 --> 00:12:09,605 Harsh, Tuca, but very accurate. 343 00:12:09,688 --> 00:12:12,524 Now, here's a permanent exhibit, 344 00:12:12,608 --> 00:12:15,444 a celebration of your friendship with Tuca. 345 00:12:15,527 --> 00:12:16,820 (vocalizing) 346 00:12:16,904 --> 00:12:18,739 Oh, look how cute we are. 347 00:12:18,822 --> 00:12:21,116 -BERTIEWHALE: Barnacles. -Oh! 348 00:12:21,200 --> 00:12:23,494 Aw. Oh! 349 00:12:23,577 --> 00:12:25,245 Tuca and I always said 350 00:12:25,329 --> 00:12:27,956 we'd live on a ranch together when we're old. 351 00:12:28,040 --> 00:12:29,875 Speckle can stay in the shed out back with the other men. 352 00:12:29,958 --> 00:12:32,711 (chuckles): Hey, it's all the stuffed animals 353 00:12:32,794 --> 00:12:35,047 -I won for Tuca at the carnival. -(squeaks) 354 00:12:35,130 --> 00:12:37,341 She really thinks I'm some kind of hero. 355 00:12:37,424 --> 00:12:39,551 You are. You're here, after all. 356 00:12:39,635 --> 00:12:41,345 You crawled right up her coochie. 357 00:12:41,428 --> 00:12:43,388 I forgot that's why I was here. 358 00:12:43,472 --> 00:12:46,058 I-I got to be the Bertie that Tuca thinks I am! 359 00:12:46,141 --> 00:12:49,061 -I need to help her. -(grunts) 360 00:12:49,144 --> 00:12:51,063 (screams) Wait. 361 00:12:51,146 --> 00:12:53,732 Help! (screams) 362 00:12:54,900 --> 00:12:57,069 MEDICAL INSPECTOR: Mmm. Mm-hmm. 363 00:12:57,152 --> 00:13:00,864 Okay. Time to do another surgery, 364 00:13:00,948 --> 00:13:02,491 like I do all the time. 365 00:13:02,574 --> 00:13:04,326 (Figgy gasps, whimpers) 366 00:13:04,409 --> 00:13:08,413 Hold still, Barky Boy. 367 00:13:08,497 --> 00:13:10,040 Barky Boy? 368 00:13:10,999 --> 00:13:13,293 Hello, Barky Boy. 369 00:13:17,548 --> 00:13:18,757 (imitates siren) 370 00:13:18,840 --> 00:13:20,050 (chuckles): Oh, Speckle, 371 00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:21,802 you're so good at impressions. 372 00:13:21,885 --> 00:13:24,012 (laughing maniacally) 373 00:13:28,809 --> 00:13:31,687 -What... are you? -(rapid heartbeat) 374 00:13:31,770 --> 00:13:34,898 (grunting, panting) 375 00:13:35,649 --> 00:13:38,151 Uh, what do you think? 376 00:13:38,235 --> 00:13:40,153 Good. Yes, good. 377 00:13:40,237 --> 00:13:44,449 This is the best haircut I've had in years. 378 00:13:44,533 --> 00:13:46,868 Nice work, Dr. Mole. 379 00:13:46,952 --> 00:13:50,205 Very clean. Well, see you next year. 380 00:13:50,289 --> 00:13:52,124 Uh, if you need any surgeries done, 381 00:13:52,207 --> 00:13:54,960 just holler at your boy, The Mole. 382 00:13:55,043 --> 00:13:56,378 (chuckles) 383 00:13:56,461 --> 00:13:58,463 Y-You know, I actually have a growth 384 00:13:58,547 --> 00:14:00,966 on my back that I've been meaning to get removed. 385 00:14:01,049 --> 00:14:03,969 -Huh? -(chuckles nervously) 386 00:14:04,052 --> 00:14:05,846 Uh... 387 00:14:05,929 --> 00:14:07,472 (grunting) 388 00:14:07,556 --> 00:14:09,766 Ouch. Ouch. Ouch. 389 00:14:09,850 --> 00:14:12,144 Tuca, I'm scared. 390 00:14:12,227 --> 00:14:14,146 How do I get out of here? 391 00:14:15,063 --> 00:14:15,981 Wha... 392 00:14:16,064 --> 00:14:18,150 (humming) 393 00:14:19,276 --> 00:14:20,152 Tuca? 394 00:14:20,235 --> 00:14:22,446 Tuca's my daughter. 395 00:14:22,529 --> 00:14:25,449 Oh, my gosh. It's so nice to meet you. 396 00:14:25,532 --> 00:14:27,367 I have so many questions. 397 00:14:27,451 --> 00:14:29,703 And I have a question for you, too. 398 00:14:29,786 --> 00:14:31,204 Which color do you want? 399 00:14:31,288 --> 00:14:33,999 Red. No, yellow. 400 00:14:34,082 --> 00:14:35,292 No, green. 401 00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:37,169 Alternating yellow and green? Shit. 402 00:14:37,252 --> 00:14:38,712 Glittery? Should I go sparkly? 403 00:14:38,795 --> 00:14:40,297 Actually, could you do a flower? 404 00:14:40,380 --> 00:14:42,841 Cheetah print? No, red is fine. 405 00:14:42,924 --> 00:14:45,010 (Truly humming) 406 00:14:47,596 --> 00:14:49,723 Wait, so, I think I understand. 407 00:14:49,806 --> 00:14:52,225 I needed to go deep into Tuca's subconscious 408 00:14:52,309 --> 00:14:54,061 and finally have her reach closure with you, 409 00:14:54,144 --> 00:14:57,022 her mother, in order for her to get better. 410 00:14:57,105 --> 00:14:59,024 -Yes? -No. 411 00:14:59,107 --> 00:15:00,984 You need to find the growth 412 00:15:01,068 --> 00:15:03,362 and cut it out before it ruptures. 413 00:15:03,445 --> 00:15:05,280 Really? Because that's so literal, 414 00:15:05,364 --> 00:15:08,575 -and this is so interesting. -But you're getting distracted. 415 00:15:08,659 --> 00:15:11,745 I'm not real. I'm not really here. 416 00:15:11,828 --> 00:15:14,915 Oh. Ooh, pretty! 417 00:15:14,998 --> 00:15:16,750 Here, you can use these. 418 00:15:16,833 --> 00:15:18,669 -(giggling) -(gasps) -Oh, I'm sorry about that, 419 00:15:18,752 --> 00:15:20,128 but I needed to bring my daughter to work. 420 00:15:20,212 --> 00:15:21,755 Oh. (laughs) 421 00:15:21,838 --> 00:15:24,716 Oh, no. (laughing) 422 00:15:24,800 --> 00:15:27,052 Tuca? (blowing) 423 00:15:27,135 --> 00:15:29,221 (panting, blowing) 424 00:15:31,473 --> 00:15:33,600 Tuca! Lead me to the growth. 425 00:15:33,684 --> 00:15:35,686 Yeah, sh-show me where it hurts. 426 00:15:35,769 --> 00:15:36,770 (groans in pain) 427 00:15:36,853 --> 00:15:38,939 -(phone rings) -Huh? 428 00:15:39,022 --> 00:15:41,608 Winter, I can't think about work right now. 429 00:15:41,692 --> 00:15:44,361 I'm literally inside my friend, trying to help her. 430 00:15:44,444 --> 00:15:47,322 My job doesn't matter. This is what's important. 431 00:15:47,406 --> 00:15:50,659 Okay, I'm glad you found moral clarity or whatever, 432 00:15:50,742 --> 00:15:52,202 but I'm just calling to tell you 433 00:15:52,285 --> 00:15:54,246 the investors loved your milk and cookies idea. 434 00:15:54,329 --> 00:15:57,249 What? Oh, they did? That-That's so cool. 435 00:15:57,332 --> 00:15:59,418 I care so much about my job. 436 00:15:59,501 --> 00:16:00,961 Yeah, milk and cookies. 437 00:16:01,044 --> 00:16:02,921 It's a classic. It's dependable. 438 00:16:03,004 --> 00:16:05,298 Usually, the best stuff is right there, Bertie. 439 00:16:05,382 --> 00:16:06,925 You don't need to overthink it. 440 00:16:07,008 --> 00:16:09,219 -(phone beeps) -Huh. 441 00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:11,805 (panting) 442 00:16:14,433 --> 00:16:16,518 (groaning) 443 00:16:19,104 --> 00:16:21,940 Oh, Tuca. Your ovary. 444 00:16:22,023 --> 00:16:24,693 -Hey, hey! -Dr. Mole! 445 00:16:24,776 --> 00:16:27,112 -What happened? -I made it all the way here. 446 00:16:27,195 --> 00:16:29,781 I found this growth, and I was about to excise it, 447 00:16:29,865 --> 00:16:32,409 but then I saw the way it's all coiled up in there. 448 00:16:32,492 --> 00:16:34,786 Very tricky, and I realized there was 449 00:16:34,870 --> 00:16:38,832 a 50-50 chance it would impact Tuca's ability to have children. 450 00:16:38,915 --> 00:16:40,292 What? 451 00:16:40,375 --> 00:16:41,793 And so I sat here thinking, 452 00:16:41,877 --> 00:16:44,629 and the longer I was here, the more confused I felt. 453 00:16:44,713 --> 00:16:47,090 I've been here for decades, it feels like. 454 00:16:47,174 --> 00:16:49,301 Time passes strangely when you're inside. 455 00:16:49,384 --> 00:16:51,720 And this is such a beautiful specimen, 456 00:16:51,803 --> 00:16:53,138 full of contradictions. 457 00:16:53,221 --> 00:16:55,140 I've reached an equilibrium in here. 458 00:16:55,223 --> 00:16:57,058 I've spent my whole life climbing 459 00:16:57,142 --> 00:16:58,810 from one body into another. 460 00:16:58,894 --> 00:17:00,979 I'm ready to relax and enjoy this. 461 00:17:01,062 --> 00:17:04,232 Also, I taught myself to play the flute. 462 00:17:04,316 --> 00:17:06,777 (plays melody) 463 00:17:06,860 --> 00:17:09,321 ♪ What is life? ♪ 464 00:17:09,404 --> 00:17:12,741 ♪ Where does it begin and end? ♪ 465 00:17:12,824 --> 00:17:14,367 Tuca, what should we do? Tuca? 466 00:17:14,451 --> 00:17:16,077 (grunting) 467 00:17:16,161 --> 00:17:17,996 Wait, Tuca, come down. 468 00:17:18,080 --> 00:17:19,206 Please! 469 00:17:20,582 --> 00:17:22,751 Damn it. Scared of heights, scared of heights. 470 00:17:22,834 --> 00:17:25,837 Don't look down or up. Just climb, Bertie. 471 00:17:25,921 --> 00:17:28,840 (grunts) I'm definitely gonna mess up these nails. 472 00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:31,343 (grunting) 473 00:17:31,426 --> 00:17:34,387 (cries out, sighs) 474 00:17:37,182 --> 00:17:40,477 -Tuca. -What if I can't have children, Bertie? 475 00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:42,521 But what if you die? 476 00:17:42,604 --> 00:17:43,855 (sighs heavily) 477 00:17:43,939 --> 00:17:46,900 Tuca, you might not have kids. That's true. 478 00:17:46,983 --> 00:17:49,277 But I might not have Tuca! 479 00:17:49,361 --> 00:17:52,197 (crying): I'm sorry. I know that's selfish. 480 00:17:52,280 --> 00:17:53,448 It's up to you. 481 00:17:53,532 --> 00:17:55,784 I'm here for you, no matter what. 482 00:18:00,038 --> 00:18:01,373 MOLE: That's it. 483 00:18:01,456 --> 00:18:04,209 Careful. Easy does it. 484 00:18:05,043 --> 00:18:07,587 (groans) It's hard to watch amateurs work. 485 00:18:07,671 --> 00:18:09,005 I could never teach. 486 00:18:09,089 --> 00:18:10,590 (Tuca grunts softly) 487 00:18:12,968 --> 00:18:15,303 Ew, sticky. 488 00:18:16,513 --> 00:18:17,889 Wow. We did it. 489 00:18:17,973 --> 00:18:20,308 Man, this feels amazing. (chuckles) 490 00:18:20,392 --> 00:18:22,143 I feel a million feet tall. 491 00:18:22,227 --> 00:18:24,104 Hey, hey, you're "unshrinkening." 492 00:18:24,187 --> 00:18:26,773 You better get out before you grow back to your regular size. 493 00:18:26,857 --> 00:18:28,191 This body can't contain you. 494 00:18:28,275 --> 00:18:29,651 You think I don't know that?! 495 00:18:29,734 --> 00:18:31,236 You think I don't know that my body can't fit 496 00:18:31,319 --> 00:18:32,821 inside my best friend's body? 497 00:18:32,904 --> 00:18:34,197 I know that! 498 00:18:34,281 --> 00:18:37,534 So, which way is the, uh, exit? 499 00:18:37,617 --> 00:18:39,202 That way. Run! 500 00:18:40,078 --> 00:18:41,413 Don't worry about me. 501 00:18:41,496 --> 00:18:43,540 I've been on the inside too long. 502 00:18:43,623 --> 00:18:46,585 I wouldn't know what to do with myself out there. 503 00:18:47,544 --> 00:18:48,879 Okay. 504 00:18:48,962 --> 00:18:50,797 (panting heavily) 505 00:18:52,757 --> 00:18:54,759 SPECKLE: I just don't know what to do with my life, you know? 506 00:18:54,843 --> 00:18:57,262 I became an architect because I wanted to help people, 507 00:18:57,345 --> 00:18:59,097 but I didn't really help anyone who needs it. 508 00:18:59,180 --> 00:19:01,850 I just... I don't know what's next. 509 00:19:01,933 --> 00:19:04,728 Look, you're clearly some kind of mastermind-- 510 00:19:04,811 --> 00:19:07,230 a-a shape-shifter, a man of many faces. 511 00:19:07,314 --> 00:19:09,691 Hmm. I do wear a lot of different hats. 512 00:19:09,774 --> 00:19:12,110 I promise not to spill any of your secrets. 513 00:19:12,193 --> 00:19:15,780 Just, please don't hurt me or the people I care about. 514 00:19:15,864 --> 00:19:17,115 Ha! You're funny. 515 00:19:17,198 --> 00:19:18,992 I don't know what your plan is, 516 00:19:19,075 --> 00:19:21,119 but I'll go along with whatever you want. 517 00:19:21,202 --> 00:19:22,787 -You can trust me. -Wow. 518 00:19:22,871 --> 00:19:26,249 So you're saying we're friends, and you've got my back? 519 00:19:26,333 --> 00:19:28,793 I'm your bro? You're my boy? 520 00:19:28,877 --> 00:19:31,212 Sure. Sure. Whatever you say. 521 00:19:31,296 --> 00:19:33,757 Ah, yeah! High-five. 522 00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:35,425 (Tuca groaning) 523 00:19:35,508 --> 00:19:37,469 Huh? (groans) 524 00:19:37,552 --> 00:19:40,263 -Where's Bertie? Wait. -What's that? 525 00:19:40,347 --> 00:19:42,390 (Figgy gasping) 526 00:19:42,474 --> 00:19:44,184 -(screaming) -(monitor chirps) 527 00:19:44,267 --> 00:19:46,436 She's crowning. She's crowning! 528 00:19:46,519 --> 00:19:48,188 Push. Tuca, push! 529 00:19:48,271 --> 00:19:49,731 (grunting) 530 00:19:49,814 --> 00:19:52,609 What the fuck kind of surgery is this? 531 00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:54,778 (all screaming) 532 00:20:02,077 --> 00:20:04,704 Bertie, I'm so glad you're okay. 533 00:20:04,788 --> 00:20:08,917 Look, I got the growth out. Ta-da! 534 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:12,921 Speckle, I saw so many strange and wonderful things in there. 535 00:20:13,004 --> 00:20:14,798 It was all like a dream. 536 00:20:15,715 --> 00:20:17,968 Or was it? 537 00:20:18,051 --> 00:20:20,845 Beebee. Give me Berby. 538 00:20:20,929 --> 00:20:23,848 I think she wants to hold her. 539 00:20:23,932 --> 00:20:26,226 Oh, um, okay. 540 00:20:26,309 --> 00:20:28,520 Mmm. Berby. 541 00:20:28,603 --> 00:20:30,146 Aw. 542 00:20:30,230 --> 00:20:32,774 Oh, man, Tuca. I am so glad to see you. 543 00:20:32,857 --> 00:20:35,151 I've been focusing so much on my career lately, 544 00:20:35,235 --> 00:20:36,987 but going through this with you makes me realize 545 00:20:37,070 --> 00:20:39,072 what matters most is our connections to each other. 546 00:20:39,155 --> 00:20:40,782 (baby voice): Aw, what's the matter? 547 00:20:40,865 --> 00:20:42,450 Baby hungry? 548 00:20:42,534 --> 00:20:44,536 Tuca, I'm trying to express an epiphany 549 00:20:44,619 --> 00:20:46,037 about our friendship here. 550 00:20:46,121 --> 00:20:48,248 Baby Berby wants some milk? 551 00:20:48,331 --> 00:20:50,875 Yes. Baby Berby wants some milk. 552 00:20:50,959 --> 00:20:53,378 (chuckles): Oh, Tuca. 553 00:20:53,461 --> 00:20:55,588 (all laughing) 554 00:21:00,635 --> 00:21:03,722 I knew there was no way you'd be chill about this. 555 00:21:03,805 --> 00:21:06,099 Bertie, I'm going to remind you about the fact 556 00:21:06,182 --> 00:21:07,350 that I gave birth to you 557 00:21:07,434 --> 00:21:09,394 every day of the rest of our lives. 558 00:21:09,477 --> 00:21:10,937 I'm gonna call you Birthy. 559 00:21:11,021 --> 00:21:13,773 Can you just let me grow back to my regular size? 560 00:21:13,857 --> 00:21:17,193 -Please? -No way. You're so cute. 561 00:21:17,277 --> 00:21:19,237 And leaning on this stroller feels good 562 00:21:19,321 --> 00:21:21,197 while I'm recovering from my surgery. 563 00:21:21,281 --> 00:21:23,199 Thank you for saving my life, Bertie. 564 00:21:23,283 --> 00:21:25,243 I love you. Mwah. 565 00:21:25,326 --> 00:21:27,704 Aw. I love you, too. 566 00:21:28,747 --> 00:21:31,583 Nope, I'm gonna keep nagging you to keep you small. 567 00:21:31,666 --> 00:21:34,544 You look like a tree stump or a mini fridge. 568 00:21:34,627 --> 00:21:36,379 Or a Molting Day fruitcake 569 00:21:36,463 --> 00:21:37,756 or a shaved hedgehog. 570 00:21:37,839 --> 00:21:40,675 -(groans) -A micro pig, a toasted shrimp. 571 00:21:40,759 --> 00:21:43,053 You look like an ottoman, Bertie. 572 00:21:43,136 --> 00:21:44,596 Yes, an ottoman. 573 00:21:44,679 --> 00:21:46,139 (fading): An old ottoman... 574 00:21:46,222 --> 00:21:48,308 ♪ ♪ 575 00:21:50,852 --> 00:21:52,937 ♪ ♪ 576 00:22:20,882 --> 00:22:22,759 (Latin jazz playing) 577 00:22:22,842 --> 00:22:24,803 -(quacking) -(screaming) 578 00:22:24,886 --> 00:22:26,971 ♪ ♪ 579 00:22:30,892 --> 00:22:38,900 (dogs barking) 37276

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