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♪ Tuca and Bertie and Tuca and
Bertie and Bertie and Tuca ♪
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♪ And Tuca and Bertie,
Tuca and Bertie ♪
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♪ Tu-Tu-Tuca ♪
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-♪ Tuca ♪
-♪ And Bertie. ♪
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(vocalizing)
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(siren wailing)
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♪ ♪
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(pained):
Oh, Bertie, quick,
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distract me from my pain.
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Um, sometimes when I need
to take my mind off something,
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I look up videos
of people riding motorcycles.
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-Oh, yeah?
-And then I comment
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"Be careful!"
on every single one.
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Always cheers me up.
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(groans)
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Let's see.
How else to comfort you?
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(whispering):
Shh. You're getting sleepy.
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Just relax.
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Why are you whispering?!
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Because whispers are comforting
and everybody loves them.
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Whispers are annoying as shit.
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I'm useless!
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No, don't take her
to the hospital.
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There's no one
who can help her there.
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Take her...
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to The Mole.
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Ah, The Mole?
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You got it.
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(tires screeching)
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Mole? What mole?! Excuse me!
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It's okay, Bertie.
Kara was a shitty girlfriend,
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but she's a good nurse.
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-She knows what she's doing.
-Fine!
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(whispers):
But I don't like her.
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Maybe whispering
is kinda comforting.
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(groans)
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Hey, don't worry.
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Tuca will be okay.
She's a strong bird.
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I wish it was easier
to keep up with this ambulance.
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I'm gonna lose them!
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I have an idea.
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(mimicking siren)
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(chuckles):
Oh, Speckle,
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you're so good at impressions.
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(whooping)
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(whirring)
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(tuts)
Ooh.
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The doctor should be
in here any moment.
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Aye, aye! It's me, Dr. Mole!
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Huh?
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Down here!
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Careful, don't step on me.
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-Hey, squirt.
-Kara, you old ice bitch,
it's good to see you.
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Thanks for making me come in
on a freakin' Sunday.
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You love an emergency.
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It makes you feel so important.
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Ha-ha! I sure am.
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Did you two work together
or something?
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I used to work
at Bird Town Hospital
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before they removed me
for benign reasons.
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A thousand saved lives,
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-but one tuna melt
in a microwave and you're toast.
-(ding)
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(weakly):
Help.
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He's a monster.
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But he gets results.
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Okay, let's see. Yep.
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You'll need surgery for sure.
No time to waste.
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This baby's gonna rupture
if we don't operate.
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Super serious.
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Oh, no!
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Well, luckily, you came to me.
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I've seen this
a hundred times before.
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And, hey, great timing--
I can squeeze you in right now.
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Or you can squeeze me in...
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-to your body.
-What?!
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He likes
to really get up in there.
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I go all the way inside
your body
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and I find the issue
face-to-face.
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I'm the only surgeon in Bird
Town who's also a suppository.
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How do you get inside of me?
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Well, there's the easy way
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or the hard way.
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And don't ask me
to go into your mouth.
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It's not safe.
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I'm too delicious.
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-Chomp, chomp.
-I don't know about this.
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Well, that growth is gonna get
worse until I take care of it.
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It's a simple procedure.
I've done it a thousand times.
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I just go in and I snip it.
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In and out in 20, 15 minutes.
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I do beautiful surgeries.
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You can all watch me.
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Yeah, all of you!
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Stay in here and watch.
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I love to show off my work.
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If you get bored,
you can play checkers.
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Chess, if you're smart.
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Kara, you'll follow me
in with the scope, yeah?
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For old times' sake?
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I love how she does the scope.
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He says that
about all the nurses.
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All of you, put on some scrubs.
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I don't want you getting
your nice clothes dirty.
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Here, let me snap my fingers
and, voilà,
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your outfits
will be transformed.
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Ta-da!
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Just kidding. I'm not magical.
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There are some scrubs
in that cabinet.
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So, this is happening?
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Should I be concerned?
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Is this gonna mess up
my fertility at all?
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Nah, don't worry about that.
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Okay, let's go! Chop-chop!
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Time to knock you out!
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It's showtime!
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(groans)
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(yawns)
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♪ ♪
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This'll be a piece of cake.
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I'll be in and out in a jiffy.
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I'll even bring this rope,
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just in case I lose my way.
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But I've never needed it,
right, Kara?
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That's right.
It's just a safety measure.
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All of this is super safe.
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All right,
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I'm climbing up
the vagina-ina-ina.
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(over radio):
Just kidding. There's no echo.
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It's not that big.
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You're approaching the cervix.
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I'm squeezing in now.
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None of you get jealous!
(laughs)
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Wow. Yep.
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It's really inflamed in here.
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You see that, Kara?
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Yeah. Watch out for those walls.
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What's happening?!
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It's all swollen, so he needs
to avoid that tissue.
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But he's used to this.
Don't worry.
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Oh, my God.
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Look.
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Do you see it?
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See what?
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The waterfall.
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It's the most beautiful thing.
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What's he talking about?
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Doctor, you're in the base
of the uterus.
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There's no waterfall.
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-I have to go towards it.
-No!
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-Don't touch that!
-(yells)
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-What is that?!
-Uh...
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(screams)
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I lost him!
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Tug on the string.
Tug on the string!
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(grunting)
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BERTIE:
Gravel chips?
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Oh, I told her
not to eat the bags.
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But she always said all
the best flavors are in there.
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What now?
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You have to do something!
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Hello?!
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Dr. Mole?!
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Can you hear me?!
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Somebody has to go in after him!
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But who?
Nobody else is that small.
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-(ding)
-I have an idea.
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-(beep)
-(phone rings)
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Hi. Mom? I just wanted
to get your thoughts
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on the fact that Speckle
and I aren't married.
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Uh-huh.
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Yeah, fun comparison.
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What do you think
about how I'm not as successful
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as your friends' kids? Mm-hmm.
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Wow, they're all making
six figures?
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And, meanwhile, I invest all
my time and energy in my job,
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and it could go away
at any moment.
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Ha-ha! I have no control!
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I'm lost!
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And I talk about you a lot
in therapy!
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Which I pay for out-of-pocket.
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Okay! Thanks, Mom! Love you!
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Sweetie,
are you sure about this?
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Not at all! But, look,
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Tuca's growth
is going to rupture.
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The doctor is lost.
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Someone needs to go in
after him.
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Someone who understands Tuca.
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It needs to be me.
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Well, it's highly illegal
for you to enter this body,
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and in no way would I,
as a registered nurse,
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think that is
a permissible action.
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Oh, boy. Here we go.
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So, I'm gonna go get
a snack now
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because I'm hungry.
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When I'm gone,
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you should not monitor
this machine.
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And you're definitely not
going to need anyone
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to help guide you on this.
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Or work this camera.
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Which is very easy to use.
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Okay?
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Thank you.
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I believe in you, Georgette.
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It's Bertie!
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(groans)
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(grunting)
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(grunting)
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SPECKLE:
So, keep going
towards the cervix.
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And then you're gonna squeeze
through that hole
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into the uterus.
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Nice grasp of female anatomy,
Speck.
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I got a map.
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(grunting)
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(strained):
Oh, that's tight.
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Okay, I'm through. I'm...
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So, do you see any signs
of Dr. Mole?
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Bertie? Uh, Bertie?
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Waterfall?
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Bertie!
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♪ ♪
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-(neighing)
-Damn, this is cool.
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So many horses.
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I'm more into whales,
personally, but still.
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What's up, Bertie-ertie?
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(screams)
Tucahorse?
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What are you?!
Wh-What is all of this?
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If I were a doctor,
I'd say this was a classic case
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of inflammation hallucination.
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But I'm not.
So, welcome to Horseville!
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Hop on! I'll take you to a place
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where Tuca puts everything
that matters to her.
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Okay.
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And to make it more fun,
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I'll make up a song
to sing on the way.
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-(grunts)
-(horse neighs)
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-♪ I'm a horse, horse, horse ♪
-(exclaiming)
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♪ I'm a bird, bird, bird ♪
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♪ I'm a horsey birdy bird ♪
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-♪ I'm a horsey birdy horse ♪
-Wuh-oh! Whoa!
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-♪ I'm a bird ♪
-Whoa!
-(phone ringing)
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I get service here?
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It's pronounced "cervix."
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♪ Birdy horse, I'm a horse ♪
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-♪ Bird, bird, horse bird ♪
-Hello?
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-Hey, Bertie.
-(quietly): Shut up, Tucahorse.
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(quietly):
♪ Horsey bird. ♪
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I'm about to walk into
an earnings update
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with the investors.
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Uh-huh.
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Very dry stuff.
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Lots of numbers and unsexy terms
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-like "brand stickability."
-(humming)
-Ew.
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I want a new snack idea
up my sleeve to wow them with.
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Something big. What do you got?
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Well, I'm kind of in the middle
of something right now.
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You see, actually, I'm in my...
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Yes, you are-- in the middle
of this phone call,
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in which I'm asking you
to do your job.
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-Well...
-(humming)
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Have we done
winter pasta salads yet?
261
00:08:55,703 --> 00:08:57,997
Oh, my-- Another salad idea?
For real?
262
00:08:58,080 --> 00:09:00,791
What do I pay you for,
to come up with a good idea once
263
00:09:00,874 --> 00:09:02,334
and then just keep milking it?
264
00:09:02,418 --> 00:09:03,919
Milk! Milk and cookies!
265
00:09:04,003 --> 00:09:06,005
Milk and cookies. Okay.
266
00:09:06,088 --> 00:09:07,840
I'll tell the investors
we just invented
267
00:09:07,923 --> 00:09:10,592
the concept of milk and cookies.
268
00:09:10,676 --> 00:09:12,344
Sounds good, Bertie.
269
00:09:12,428 --> 00:09:15,222
Ugh! I'm never good enough.
270
00:09:15,306 --> 00:09:17,641
We're here! Look!
You're missing it!
271
00:09:17,725 --> 00:09:19,852
(swing jazz playing)
272
00:09:20,894 --> 00:09:21,937
(buzzing)
273
00:09:22,021 --> 00:09:24,106
-(quacking)
-(screaming)
274
00:09:26,608 --> 00:09:29,028
What is this place?
275
00:09:29,111 --> 00:09:32,448
This is Tuca's will to live!
276
00:09:32,531 --> 00:09:33,615
Mm-hmm.
277
00:09:33,699 --> 00:09:35,034
-(quacking)
-(buzzing)
278
00:09:35,117 --> 00:09:38,120
-Ah, her family!
-(loud squawking)
279
00:09:38,203 --> 00:09:40,789
Her extremely squawky family.
280
00:09:40,873 --> 00:09:43,375
(giggling)
281
00:09:43,459 --> 00:09:44,501
Who are you?
282
00:09:44,585 --> 00:09:46,045
(moaning)
283
00:09:46,128 --> 00:09:48,756
I'm Tuca's orgasms.
284
00:09:49,673 --> 00:09:52,176
(moaning loudly)
285
00:09:52,259 --> 00:09:53,302
Eek!
286
00:09:53,385 --> 00:09:54,928
-(giggling)
-Yep, this place is full
287
00:09:55,012 --> 00:09:57,264
of all the reasons Tuca wants
to stay alive and thrive.
288
00:09:58,223 --> 00:09:59,725
(neighing laugh)
289
00:09:59,808 --> 00:10:01,977
Tuca loves horses.
290
00:10:02,061 --> 00:10:03,437
Wait. What is...?
291
00:10:03,520 --> 00:10:06,857
Is that, um...?
292
00:10:06,940 --> 00:10:09,026
♪ ♪
293
00:10:10,819 --> 00:10:12,404
Wow.
294
00:10:12,488 --> 00:10:15,991
So, this makes me
very uncomfortable.
295
00:10:16,075 --> 00:10:19,536
-Let's go inside!
-Whoa, Tucahorsey!
296
00:10:23,415 --> 00:10:24,792
(gasps) Bertie just walked
into Tuca's bladder.
297
00:10:24,875 --> 00:10:27,127
Bertie! Oh, my God,
can you hear me?!
298
00:10:27,211 --> 00:10:29,046
You're in urine!
299
00:10:29,129 --> 00:10:30,089
(knocking)
300
00:10:30,172 --> 00:10:31,465
(whispers):
Who is that?
301
00:10:31,548 --> 00:10:32,716
(whispering):
Ignore it.
302
00:10:32,800 --> 00:10:33,926
WOMAN:
Hello?
303
00:10:34,009 --> 00:10:35,928
I'm the medical facility
inspector,
304
00:10:36,011 --> 00:10:38,764
here to make sure
everything is up to code.
305
00:10:38,847 --> 00:10:41,100
Ignore it harder.
306
00:10:41,183 --> 00:10:44,728
I'll have to shut this building
down if you don't answer.
307
00:10:44,812 --> 00:10:46,063
(quietly):
We can't let that happen.
308
00:10:46,146 --> 00:10:47,481
Poor Dr. Mole.
309
00:10:47,564 --> 00:10:48,607
(ding)
310
00:10:48,690 --> 00:10:50,567
(high-pitched):
Come in!
311
00:10:51,527 --> 00:10:52,945
Oh, hello!
312
00:10:53,028 --> 00:10:54,780
I'm Dr. Mole.
313
00:10:54,863 --> 00:10:57,366
I do the best surgeries.
314
00:10:57,449 --> 00:11:00,536
I love to get in there
and slosh around.
315
00:11:00,619 --> 00:11:01,662
Hmm.
316
00:11:02,621 --> 00:11:03,872
Hello, Dr. Mole.
317
00:11:03,956 --> 00:11:07,626
Nurse, the O.R. looks
as spotless as ever.
318
00:11:07,709 --> 00:11:12,214
Yep. No blood sprayed anywhere
on any of the walls.
319
00:11:12,297 --> 00:11:14,716
Yes, I know.
That's always been your policy.
320
00:11:14,800 --> 00:11:16,718
Well, I suppose
I'd best be on my...
321
00:11:16,802 --> 00:11:18,804
-(sneezes)
-Hmm?
322
00:11:18,887 --> 00:11:20,764
And I'm...
323
00:11:20,848 --> 00:11:21,932
his patient.
324
00:11:22,015 --> 00:11:23,559
You're here for a procedure?
325
00:11:23,642 --> 00:11:25,602
Yes. Yes! He's...
326
00:11:26,645 --> 00:11:29,523
...getting head surgery.
327
00:11:29,606 --> 00:11:31,567
-Right?
-Oh!
328
00:11:31,650 --> 00:11:33,735
May I stick around and observe?
329
00:11:33,819 --> 00:11:35,320
-No.
-Of course.
330
00:11:35,404 --> 00:11:37,948
(Speckle and puppet gulp)
331
00:11:40,033 --> 00:11:41,160
Hi.
332
00:11:41,243 --> 00:11:43,495
Hey, look. I'm a whale girl.
333
00:11:44,371 --> 00:11:47,541
Welcome to the Bertie Museum.
Let me show you around.
334
00:11:47,624 --> 00:11:50,502
In this first room, we have
all the important figures
335
00:11:50,586 --> 00:11:52,212
from Bertie's life.
336
00:11:52,296 --> 00:11:53,380
Uh-huh.
337
00:11:53,464 --> 00:11:55,674
"Sprinkle"?
338
00:11:55,757 --> 00:11:58,010
BERTIEWHALE:
And now
for a very special treat.
339
00:11:58,093 --> 00:12:00,012
We just had this installed
yesterday.
340
00:12:00,095 --> 00:12:03,348
It's a peek into what Bertie
does when Tuca's not around.
341
00:12:03,432 --> 00:12:06,018
I wonder what Tuca thinks
I do all day.
342
00:12:06,935 --> 00:12:09,605
Harsh, Tuca,
but very accurate.
343
00:12:09,688 --> 00:12:12,524
Now, here's a permanent exhibit,
344
00:12:12,608 --> 00:12:15,444
a celebration of
your friendship with Tuca.
345
00:12:15,527 --> 00:12:16,820
(vocalizing)
346
00:12:16,904 --> 00:12:18,739
Oh, look how cute we are.
347
00:12:18,822 --> 00:12:21,116
-BERTIEWHALE: Barnacles.
-Oh!
348
00:12:21,200 --> 00:12:23,494
Aw. Oh!
349
00:12:23,577 --> 00:12:25,245
Tuca and I always said
350
00:12:25,329 --> 00:12:27,956
we'd live on a ranch together
when we're old.
351
00:12:28,040 --> 00:12:29,875
Speckle can stay in the shed
out back with the other men.
352
00:12:29,958 --> 00:12:32,711
(chuckles):
Hey, it's
all the stuffed animals
353
00:12:32,794 --> 00:12:35,047
-I won for Tuca at the carnival.
-(squeaks)
354
00:12:35,130 --> 00:12:37,341
She really thinks
I'm some kind of hero.
355
00:12:37,424 --> 00:12:39,551
You are.
You're here, after all.
356
00:12:39,635 --> 00:12:41,345
You crawled
right up her coochie.
357
00:12:41,428 --> 00:12:43,388
I forgot that's why I was here.
358
00:12:43,472 --> 00:12:46,058
I-I got to be the Bertie
that Tuca thinks I am!
359
00:12:46,141 --> 00:12:49,061
-I need to help her.
-(grunts)
360
00:12:49,144 --> 00:12:51,063
(screams) Wait.
361
00:12:51,146 --> 00:12:53,732
Help! (screams)
362
00:12:54,900 --> 00:12:57,069
MEDICAL INSPECTOR:
Mmm. Mm-hmm.
363
00:12:57,152 --> 00:13:00,864
Okay. Time to do
another surgery,
364
00:13:00,948 --> 00:13:02,491
like I do all the time.
365
00:13:02,574 --> 00:13:04,326
(Figgy gasps, whimpers)
366
00:13:04,409 --> 00:13:08,413
Hold still, Barky Boy.
367
00:13:08,497 --> 00:13:10,040
Barky Boy?
368
00:13:10,999 --> 00:13:13,293
Hello, Barky Boy.
369
00:13:17,548 --> 00:13:18,757
(imitates siren)
370
00:13:18,840 --> 00:13:20,050
(chuckles):
Oh, Speckle,
371
00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:21,802
you're so good at impressions.
372
00:13:21,885 --> 00:13:24,012
(laughing maniacally)
373
00:13:28,809 --> 00:13:31,687
-What... are you?
-(rapid heartbeat)
374
00:13:31,770 --> 00:13:34,898
(grunting, panting)
375
00:13:35,649 --> 00:13:38,151
Uh, what do you think?
376
00:13:38,235 --> 00:13:40,153
Good. Yes, good.
377
00:13:40,237 --> 00:13:44,449
This is the best haircut
I've had in years.
378
00:13:44,533 --> 00:13:46,868
Nice work, Dr. Mole.
379
00:13:46,952 --> 00:13:50,205
Very clean.
Well, see you next year.
380
00:13:50,289 --> 00:13:52,124
Uh, if you need
any surgeries done,
381
00:13:52,207 --> 00:13:54,960
just holler at your boy,
The Mole.
382
00:13:55,043 --> 00:13:56,378
(chuckles)
383
00:13:56,461 --> 00:13:58,463
Y-You know,
I actually have a growth
384
00:13:58,547 --> 00:14:00,966
on my back that I've been
meaning to get removed.
385
00:14:01,049 --> 00:14:03,969
-Huh?
-(chuckles nervously)
386
00:14:04,052 --> 00:14:05,846
Uh...
387
00:14:05,929 --> 00:14:07,472
(grunting)
388
00:14:07,556 --> 00:14:09,766
Ouch. Ouch. Ouch.
389
00:14:09,850 --> 00:14:12,144
Tuca, I'm scared.
390
00:14:12,227 --> 00:14:14,146
How do I get out of here?
391
00:14:15,063 --> 00:14:15,981
Wha...
392
00:14:16,064 --> 00:14:18,150
(humming)
393
00:14:19,276 --> 00:14:20,152
Tuca?
394
00:14:20,235 --> 00:14:22,446
Tuca's my daughter.
395
00:14:22,529 --> 00:14:25,449
Oh, my gosh.
It's so nice to meet you.
396
00:14:25,532 --> 00:14:27,367
I have so many questions.
397
00:14:27,451 --> 00:14:29,703
And I have
a question for you, too.
398
00:14:29,786 --> 00:14:31,204
Which color do you want?
399
00:14:31,288 --> 00:14:33,999
Red. No, yellow.
400
00:14:34,082 --> 00:14:35,292
No, green.
401
00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:37,169
Alternating yellow and green?
Shit.
402
00:14:37,252 --> 00:14:38,712
Glittery?
Should I go sparkly?
403
00:14:38,795 --> 00:14:40,297
Actually, could you do a flower?
404
00:14:40,380 --> 00:14:42,841
Cheetah print?
No, red is fine.
405
00:14:42,924 --> 00:14:45,010
(Truly humming)
406
00:14:47,596 --> 00:14:49,723
Wait, so, I think I understand.
407
00:14:49,806 --> 00:14:52,225
I needed to go deep
into Tuca's subconscious
408
00:14:52,309 --> 00:14:54,061
and finally have her
reach closure with you,
409
00:14:54,144 --> 00:14:57,022
her mother,
in order for her to get better.
410
00:14:57,105 --> 00:14:59,024
-Yes?
-No.
411
00:14:59,107 --> 00:15:00,984
You need to find the growth
412
00:15:01,068 --> 00:15:03,362
and cut it out
before it ruptures.
413
00:15:03,445 --> 00:15:05,280
Really?
Because that's so literal,
414
00:15:05,364 --> 00:15:08,575
-and this is so interesting.
-But you're getting distracted.
415
00:15:08,659 --> 00:15:11,745
I'm not real.
I'm not really here.
416
00:15:11,828 --> 00:15:14,915
Oh. Ooh, pretty!
417
00:15:14,998 --> 00:15:16,750
Here, you can use these.
418
00:15:16,833 --> 00:15:18,669
-(giggling)
-(gasps)
-Oh, I'm sorry about that,
419
00:15:18,752 --> 00:15:20,128
but I needed to bring
my daughter to work.
420
00:15:20,212 --> 00:15:21,755
Oh. (laughs)
421
00:15:21,838 --> 00:15:24,716
Oh, no. (laughing)
422
00:15:24,800 --> 00:15:27,052
Tuca? (blowing)
423
00:15:27,135 --> 00:15:29,221
(panting, blowing)
424
00:15:31,473 --> 00:15:33,600
Tuca! Lead me to the growth.
425
00:15:33,684 --> 00:15:35,686
Yeah, sh-show me
where it hurts.
426
00:15:35,769 --> 00:15:36,770
(groans in pain)
427
00:15:36,853 --> 00:15:38,939
-(phone rings)
-Huh?
428
00:15:39,022 --> 00:15:41,608
Winter, I can't think about work
right now.
429
00:15:41,692 --> 00:15:44,361
I'm literally inside my friend,
trying to help her.
430
00:15:44,444 --> 00:15:47,322
My job doesn't matter.
This is what's important.
431
00:15:47,406 --> 00:15:50,659
Okay, I'm glad you found
moral clarity or whatever,
432
00:15:50,742 --> 00:15:52,202
but I'm just calling to tell you
433
00:15:52,285 --> 00:15:54,246
the investors loved
your milk and cookies idea.
434
00:15:54,329 --> 00:15:57,249
What? Oh, they did?
That-That's so cool.
435
00:15:57,332 --> 00:15:59,418
I care so much about my job.
436
00:15:59,501 --> 00:16:00,961
Yeah, milk and cookies.
437
00:16:01,044 --> 00:16:02,921
It's a classic.
It's dependable.
438
00:16:03,004 --> 00:16:05,298
Usually, the best stuff is
right there, Bertie.
439
00:16:05,382 --> 00:16:06,925
You don't need to overthink it.
440
00:16:07,008 --> 00:16:09,219
-(phone beeps)
-Huh.
441
00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:11,805
(panting)
442
00:16:14,433 --> 00:16:16,518
(groaning)
443
00:16:19,104 --> 00:16:21,940
Oh, Tuca. Your ovary.
444
00:16:22,023 --> 00:16:24,693
-Hey, hey!
-Dr. Mole!
445
00:16:24,776 --> 00:16:27,112
-What happened?
-I made it all the way here.
446
00:16:27,195 --> 00:16:29,781
I found this growth,
and I was about to excise it,
447
00:16:29,865 --> 00:16:32,409
but then I saw the way
it's all coiled up in there.
448
00:16:32,492 --> 00:16:34,786
Very tricky,
and I realized there was
449
00:16:34,870 --> 00:16:38,832
a 50-50 chance it would impact
Tuca's ability to have children.
450
00:16:38,915 --> 00:16:40,292
What?
451
00:16:40,375 --> 00:16:41,793
And so I sat here thinking,
452
00:16:41,877 --> 00:16:44,629
and the longer I was here,
the more confused I felt.
453
00:16:44,713 --> 00:16:47,090
I've been here for decades,
it feels like.
454
00:16:47,174 --> 00:16:49,301
Time passes strangely
when you're inside.
455
00:16:49,384 --> 00:16:51,720
And this is
such a beautiful specimen,
456
00:16:51,803 --> 00:16:53,138
full of contradictions.
457
00:16:53,221 --> 00:16:55,140
I've reached an equilibrium
in here.
458
00:16:55,223 --> 00:16:57,058
I've spent
my whole life climbing
459
00:16:57,142 --> 00:16:58,810
from one body into another.
460
00:16:58,894 --> 00:17:00,979
I'm ready to relax
and enjoy this.
461
00:17:01,062 --> 00:17:04,232
Also, I taught myself
to play the flute.
462
00:17:04,316 --> 00:17:06,777
(plays melody)
463
00:17:06,860 --> 00:17:09,321
♪ What is life? ♪
464
00:17:09,404 --> 00:17:12,741
♪ Where does it begin and end? ♪
465
00:17:12,824 --> 00:17:14,367
Tuca, what should we do? Tuca?
466
00:17:14,451 --> 00:17:16,077
(grunting)
467
00:17:16,161 --> 00:17:17,996
Wait, Tuca, come down.
468
00:17:18,080 --> 00:17:19,206
Please!
469
00:17:20,582 --> 00:17:22,751
Damn it. Scared of heights,
scared of heights.
470
00:17:22,834 --> 00:17:25,837
Don't look down or up.
Just climb, Bertie.
471
00:17:25,921 --> 00:17:28,840
(grunts) I'm definitely
gonna mess up these nails.
472
00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:31,343
(grunting)
473
00:17:31,426 --> 00:17:34,387
(cries out, sighs)
474
00:17:37,182 --> 00:17:40,477
-Tuca.
-What if I can't have children,
Bertie?
475
00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:42,521
But what if you die?
476
00:17:42,604 --> 00:17:43,855
(sighs heavily)
477
00:17:43,939 --> 00:17:46,900
Tuca, you might not have kids.
That's true.
478
00:17:46,983 --> 00:17:49,277
But I might not have Tuca!
479
00:17:49,361 --> 00:17:52,197
(crying):
I'm sorry.
I know that's selfish.
480
00:17:52,280 --> 00:17:53,448
It's up to you.
481
00:17:53,532 --> 00:17:55,784
I'm here for you,
no matter what.
482
00:18:00,038 --> 00:18:01,373
MOLE:
That's it.
483
00:18:01,456 --> 00:18:04,209
Careful. Easy does it.
484
00:18:05,043 --> 00:18:07,587
(groans) It's hard
to watch amateurs work.
485
00:18:07,671 --> 00:18:09,005
I could never teach.
486
00:18:09,089 --> 00:18:10,590
(Tuca grunts softly)
487
00:18:12,968 --> 00:18:15,303
Ew, sticky.
488
00:18:16,513 --> 00:18:17,889
Wow. We did it.
489
00:18:17,973 --> 00:18:20,308
Man, this feels amazing.
(chuckles)
490
00:18:20,392 --> 00:18:22,143
I feel a million feet tall.
491
00:18:22,227 --> 00:18:24,104
Hey, hey,
you're "unshrinkening."
492
00:18:24,187 --> 00:18:26,773
You better get out before you
grow back to your regular size.
493
00:18:26,857 --> 00:18:28,191
This body can't contain you.
494
00:18:28,275 --> 00:18:29,651
You think I don't know that?!
495
00:18:29,734 --> 00:18:31,236
You think I don't know
that my body can't fit
496
00:18:31,319 --> 00:18:32,821
inside my best friend's body?
497
00:18:32,904 --> 00:18:34,197
I know that!
498
00:18:34,281 --> 00:18:37,534
So, which way is the, uh, exit?
499
00:18:37,617 --> 00:18:39,202
That way. Run!
500
00:18:40,078 --> 00:18:41,413
Don't worry about me.
501
00:18:41,496 --> 00:18:43,540
I've been on the inside
too long.
502
00:18:43,623 --> 00:18:46,585
I wouldn't know what to do
with myself out there.
503
00:18:47,544 --> 00:18:48,879
Okay.
504
00:18:48,962 --> 00:18:50,797
(panting heavily)
505
00:18:52,757 --> 00:18:54,759
SPECKLE:
I just don't know what
to do with my life, you know?
506
00:18:54,843 --> 00:18:57,262
I became an architect
because I wanted to help people,
507
00:18:57,345 --> 00:18:59,097
but I didn't really
help anyone who needs it.
508
00:18:59,180 --> 00:19:01,850
I just...
I don't know what's next.
509
00:19:01,933 --> 00:19:04,728
Look, you're clearly
some kind of mastermind--
510
00:19:04,811 --> 00:19:07,230
a-a shape-shifter,
a man of many faces.
511
00:19:07,314 --> 00:19:09,691
Hmm. I do wear a lot
of different hats.
512
00:19:09,774 --> 00:19:12,110
I promise not to spill
any of your secrets.
513
00:19:12,193 --> 00:19:15,780
Just, please don't hurt me
or the people I care about.
514
00:19:15,864 --> 00:19:17,115
Ha! You're funny.
515
00:19:17,198 --> 00:19:18,992
I don't know what your plan is,
516
00:19:19,075 --> 00:19:21,119
but I'll go along
with whatever you want.
517
00:19:21,202 --> 00:19:22,787
-You can trust me.
-Wow.
518
00:19:22,871 --> 00:19:26,249
So you're saying we're friends,
and you've got my back?
519
00:19:26,333 --> 00:19:28,793
I'm your bro?
You're my boy?
520
00:19:28,877 --> 00:19:31,212
Sure. Sure. Whatever you say.
521
00:19:31,296 --> 00:19:33,757
Ah, yeah! High-five.
522
00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:35,425
(Tuca groaning)
523
00:19:35,508 --> 00:19:37,469
Huh? (groans)
524
00:19:37,552 --> 00:19:40,263
-Where's Bertie? Wait.
-What's that?
525
00:19:40,347 --> 00:19:42,390
(Figgy gasping)
526
00:19:42,474 --> 00:19:44,184
-(screaming)
-(monitor chirps)
527
00:19:44,267 --> 00:19:46,436
She's crowning.
She's crowning!
528
00:19:46,519 --> 00:19:48,188
Push. Tuca, push!
529
00:19:48,271 --> 00:19:49,731
(grunting)
530
00:19:49,814 --> 00:19:52,609
What the fuck kind of surgery
is this?
531
00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:54,778
(all screaming)
532
00:20:02,077 --> 00:20:04,704
Bertie,
I'm so glad you're okay.
533
00:20:04,788 --> 00:20:08,917
Look, I got the growth out.
Ta-da!
534
00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:12,921
Speckle, I saw so many strange
and wonderful things in there.
535
00:20:13,004 --> 00:20:14,798
It was all like a dream.
536
00:20:15,715 --> 00:20:17,968
Or was it?
537
00:20:18,051 --> 00:20:20,845
Beebee. Give me Berby.
538
00:20:20,929 --> 00:20:23,848
I think she wants to hold her.
539
00:20:23,932 --> 00:20:26,226
Oh, um, okay.
540
00:20:26,309 --> 00:20:28,520
Mmm. Berby.
541
00:20:28,603 --> 00:20:30,146
Aw.
542
00:20:30,230 --> 00:20:32,774
Oh, man, Tuca.
I am so glad to see you.
543
00:20:32,857 --> 00:20:35,151
I've been focusing so much
on my career lately,
544
00:20:35,235 --> 00:20:36,987
but going through this
with you makes me realize
545
00:20:37,070 --> 00:20:39,072
what matters most is
our connections to each other.
546
00:20:39,155 --> 00:20:40,782
(baby voice):
Aw, what's the matter?
547
00:20:40,865 --> 00:20:42,450
Baby hungry?
548
00:20:42,534 --> 00:20:44,536
Tuca, I'm trying
to express an epiphany
549
00:20:44,619 --> 00:20:46,037
about our friendship here.
550
00:20:46,121 --> 00:20:48,248
Baby Berby wants some milk?
551
00:20:48,331 --> 00:20:50,875
Yes. Baby Berby wants some milk.
552
00:20:50,959 --> 00:20:53,378
(chuckles):
Oh, Tuca.
553
00:20:53,461 --> 00:20:55,588
(all laughing)
554
00:21:00,635 --> 00:21:03,722
I knew there was no way
you'd be chill about this.
555
00:21:03,805 --> 00:21:06,099
Bertie, I'm going to remind you
about the fact
556
00:21:06,182 --> 00:21:07,350
that I gave birth to you
557
00:21:07,434 --> 00:21:09,394
every day
of the rest of our lives.
558
00:21:09,477 --> 00:21:10,937
I'm gonna call you Birthy.
559
00:21:11,021 --> 00:21:13,773
Can you just let me
grow back to my regular size?
560
00:21:13,857 --> 00:21:17,193
-Please?
-No way. You're so cute.
561
00:21:17,277 --> 00:21:19,237
And leaning on this stroller
feels good
562
00:21:19,321 --> 00:21:21,197
while I'm recovering
from my surgery.
563
00:21:21,281 --> 00:21:23,199
Thank you
for saving my life, Bertie.
564
00:21:23,283 --> 00:21:25,243
I love you. Mwah.
565
00:21:25,326 --> 00:21:27,704
Aw. I love you, too.
566
00:21:28,747 --> 00:21:31,583
Nope, I'm gonna keep nagging you
to keep you small.
567
00:21:31,666 --> 00:21:34,544
You look like a tree stump
or a mini fridge.
568
00:21:34,627 --> 00:21:36,379
Or a Molting Day fruitcake
569
00:21:36,463 --> 00:21:37,756
or a shaved hedgehog.
570
00:21:37,839 --> 00:21:40,675
-(groans)
-A micro pig, a toasted shrimp.
571
00:21:40,759 --> 00:21:43,053
You look like an ottoman,
Bertie.
572
00:21:43,136 --> 00:21:44,596
Yes, an ottoman.
573
00:21:44,679 --> 00:21:46,139
(fading):
An old ottoman...
574
00:21:46,222 --> 00:21:48,308
♪ ♪
575
00:21:50,852 --> 00:21:52,937
♪ ♪
576
00:22:20,882 --> 00:22:22,759
(Latin jazz playing)
577
00:22:22,842 --> 00:22:24,803
-(quacking)
-(screaming)
578
00:22:24,886 --> 00:22:26,971
♪ ♪
579
00:22:30,892 --> 00:22:38,900
(dogs barking)
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