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Everyone knows crystals and plant signs are baloney, 3 00:00:12,513 --> 00:00:16,058 and the people who believe in them are empty-headed fools. 4 00:00:16,142 --> 00:00:17,477 -(rustling) -Wow. 5 00:00:17,560 --> 00:00:18,811 This hang is going great. 6 00:00:18,895 --> 00:00:21,147 I've always been flattered by my plant sign. 7 00:00:21,230 --> 00:00:22,648 "Palm Frond." 8 00:00:22,732 --> 00:00:25,109 Just like me, they're breezy and go with the flow. 9 00:00:25,193 --> 00:00:26,736 (shouts) 10 00:00:26,819 --> 00:00:28,237 How about you, Speckle? 11 00:00:28,321 --> 00:00:30,364 Do you want to get your birth chart or tarot done? 12 00:00:30,448 --> 00:00:31,866 Draca is doing ours 13 00:00:31,949 --> 00:00:34,368 and it's really fun and she's hanging out with us, 14 00:00:34,452 --> 00:00:36,162 she's our actual friend. 15 00:00:37,038 --> 00:00:38,664 Sorry, I'll be cool. 16 00:00:38,748 --> 00:00:40,374 Like a palm frond. 17 00:00:40,458 --> 00:00:42,335 Hmm. I'm with Tuca on this one. 18 00:00:42,418 --> 00:00:45,338 I know who I am. I'm Speckle. 19 00:00:45,421 --> 00:00:48,174 -S, for supportive, P, for... -I'm Tuca. 20 00:00:48,257 --> 00:00:50,009 T, for tell someone else about it. 21 00:00:50,092 --> 00:00:51,969 U, for you need to shut up. 22 00:00:52,053 --> 00:00:53,471 C, for can it. 23 00:00:53,554 --> 00:00:54,764 A, for ass. 24 00:00:54,847 --> 00:00:56,516 -Oh, well. -Fine. Do me. 25 00:00:56,599 --> 00:01:00,019 But only because I like doing the opposite of Speckle. 26 00:01:00,937 --> 00:01:03,314 Okay, my date of birth, 27 00:01:03,397 --> 00:01:05,316 the temperature the day I was born, 28 00:01:05,399 --> 00:01:07,568 my mom's favorite song that year... 29 00:01:07,652 --> 00:01:08,945 There you go. 30 00:01:09,028 --> 00:01:10,279 This is so stupid. 31 00:01:10,363 --> 00:01:12,865 It always says my sign is a "Rose Thorn." 32 00:01:12,949 --> 00:01:15,284 Not a Rose Thorn. 33 00:01:15,368 --> 00:01:16,452 Ooh, Tuca. 34 00:01:16,536 --> 00:01:18,538 You're a "Lily Pad" 35 00:01:18,621 --> 00:01:19,997 Oh. 36 00:01:20,081 --> 00:01:21,457 "Lily Pads are impatient, 37 00:01:21,541 --> 00:01:23,417 with short attentions spans and..." 38 00:01:23,501 --> 00:01:25,294 Ugh, I can't read the rest of this. 39 00:01:25,378 --> 00:01:28,840 "Lily Pads are impulsive, the life of the party, 40 00:01:28,923 --> 00:01:31,551 but might feel intense loneliness at times." 41 00:01:31,634 --> 00:01:34,470 Hmm, yeah. Beneath my clever quips, 42 00:01:34,554 --> 00:01:38,182 I do contain depths deeper than you ever could imagine. 43 00:01:38,266 --> 00:01:41,018 See? This bullshit is fun! 44 00:01:41,102 --> 00:01:43,354 ♪ Tuca and Bertie and Tuca and Bertie and Bertie and Tuca ♪ 45 00:01:43,437 --> 00:01:44,897 ♪ And Tuca and Bertie, Tuca and Bertie ♪ 46 00:01:44,981 --> 00:01:46,232 ♪ Tu-Tu-Tuca ♪ 47 00:01:47,859 --> 00:01:49,068 -♪ Tuca ♪ -♪ And Bertie. ♪ 48 00:01:49,151 --> 00:01:51,362 (vocalizing) 49 00:01:55,992 --> 00:01:58,536 (rooster crowing) 50 00:01:58,619 --> 00:02:00,204 ♪ Deebee, deebee, wow ♪ 51 00:02:00,288 --> 00:02:03,583 ♪ Mr. Good Guy, he's so good ♪ 52 00:02:03,666 --> 00:02:06,919 ♪ Doing all the things that a good guy should ♪ 53 00:02:07,003 --> 00:02:08,462 ♪ Mr. Good Guy ♪ 54 00:02:08,546 --> 00:02:11,007 ♪ Oh, my, what a good guy ♪ 55 00:02:11,090 --> 00:02:14,051 ♪ Mr. Good Good Guy-uy-uy-uy ♪ 56 00:02:14,135 --> 00:02:16,429 ♪ Mr. Good Guy ♪ 57 00:02:16,512 --> 00:02:17,430 ♪ He's so sweet ♪ 58 00:02:17,513 --> 00:02:19,599 ♪ Mr. Good Guy ♪ 59 00:02:19,682 --> 00:02:20,725 ♪ Very neat ♪ 60 00:02:20,808 --> 00:02:23,728 ♪ Mr. Good Guy, oh, my ♪ 61 00:02:23,811 --> 00:02:25,396 -♪ What a good guy ♪ -(sighs) 62 00:02:25,479 --> 00:02:28,274 Don't talk to me till Speckle's brought me my coffee. 63 00:02:28,357 --> 00:02:30,192 (laugh) That's so funny. 64 00:02:30,276 --> 00:02:31,736 Yes, I know. 65 00:02:31,819 --> 00:02:34,071 This design for your affordable housing unit is luscious. 66 00:02:34,155 --> 00:02:37,283 So editorial. Magazine cover worthy. Oh! 67 00:02:37,366 --> 00:02:39,785 Thank you. I'm so glad the people displaced 68 00:02:39,869 --> 00:02:42,496 by last year's flood don't have to live in an ugly box. 69 00:02:42,580 --> 00:02:44,248 We're finally making something beautiful 70 00:02:44,332 --> 00:02:46,709 that isn't just for insecure rich dicks 71 00:02:46,792 --> 00:02:50,129 who need to overcompensate for their teeny tiny beaks. 72 00:02:51,088 --> 00:02:53,424 My ideas are so nice. 73 00:02:53,507 --> 00:02:54,967 FRANCINE: We still need approval 74 00:02:55,051 --> 00:02:56,594 from the Neighborhood Council Board. 75 00:02:56,677 --> 00:02:58,387 It's tough getting a sit-down, 76 00:02:58,471 --> 00:03:01,933 but if anyone can catch up to them, it's you, Speckle. 77 00:03:02,016 --> 00:03:02,892 Great. 78 00:03:02,975 --> 00:03:04,936 (grunting) 79 00:03:05,978 --> 00:03:07,772 Oh. (chuckling) 80 00:03:07,855 --> 00:03:09,482 Is this the neighborhood council? 81 00:03:09,565 --> 00:03:12,777 We're going around in circles in the slowest way possible. 82 00:03:12,860 --> 00:03:14,737 Of course we're the neighborhood council. 83 00:03:14,820 --> 00:03:17,239 Right. I heard there was a problem 84 00:03:17,323 --> 00:03:19,367 with my proposed affordable housing unit? 85 00:03:19,450 --> 00:03:20,910 Ah, what a beautiful design. 86 00:03:20,993 --> 00:03:24,914 We noticed you've planned to include a communal park, 87 00:03:24,997 --> 00:03:27,583 -open to the public? -(retches) 88 00:03:27,667 --> 00:03:29,543 We're not comfortable with it being 89 00:03:29,627 --> 00:03:33,506 so open and inviting to, you know... 90 00:03:33,589 --> 00:03:34,674 Poor people. (chuckles) 91 00:03:34,757 --> 00:03:36,008 They take things. 92 00:03:36,092 --> 00:03:38,678 Every night they go out and take things. 93 00:03:38,761 --> 00:03:40,596 Well, what if... (gagging) 94 00:03:40,680 --> 00:03:42,223 Don't tell these people what you really think 95 00:03:42,306 --> 00:03:44,016 or this whole plan will fall apart. 96 00:03:44,100 --> 00:03:45,017 Ding-dong. 97 00:03:45,101 --> 00:03:46,560 Ugh. 98 00:03:46,644 --> 00:03:47,645 Drink buggy! 99 00:03:47,728 --> 00:03:48,688 (horn honking) 100 00:03:48,771 --> 00:03:50,147 COUNCIL MEMBERS: Drink buggy! 101 00:03:50,231 --> 00:03:52,650 We'll consider your plan if you include fencing, 102 00:03:52,733 --> 00:03:55,861 security, and make sure all the doorbells are also cameras. 103 00:03:55,945 --> 00:03:58,739 And add a mural celebrating how nice we are. 104 00:03:58,823 --> 00:04:03,369 Hmm, I guess the park would still be open 105 00:04:03,452 --> 00:04:05,913 for the tenants and they'd still get affordable housing. 106 00:04:05,997 --> 00:04:08,040 (cheering) 107 00:04:08,124 --> 00:04:09,375 (gulping) 108 00:04:09,458 --> 00:04:12,253 (groans, gulps) Cheers. 109 00:04:12,336 --> 00:04:14,797 ♪ ♪ 110 00:04:16,090 --> 00:04:18,217 Come on, buddy, sober up. 111 00:04:18,300 --> 00:04:20,094 Got to draw a straight line 112 00:04:21,971 --> 00:04:23,180 (shouts) 113 00:04:23,264 --> 00:04:25,599 Great job convincing the council, Speckle. 114 00:04:25,683 --> 00:04:28,102 Who cares about a little fencing? 115 00:04:28,185 --> 00:04:30,396 We're making a real work of art. 116 00:04:30,479 --> 00:04:32,606 Guaranteed magazine cover. 117 00:04:32,690 --> 00:04:34,942 Yeah. Small compromise. Totally worth it. 118 00:04:35,026 --> 00:04:38,821 Hmm, it could be in Birdchitecture Illustrated 119 00:04:38,904 --> 00:04:41,365 or Building Boy Monthly. 120 00:04:42,283 --> 00:04:44,368 ♪ ♪ 121 00:04:45,286 --> 00:04:47,329 (humming) 122 00:04:52,710 --> 00:04:54,754 (sighs) 123 00:04:54,837 --> 00:04:56,797 CLIFF: Hey, cool sneakers. 124 00:04:56,881 --> 00:04:57,923 Don't recognize them. 125 00:04:58,007 --> 00:04:59,383 You work on this floor? 126 00:04:59,467 --> 00:05:01,927 Sorry, I thought this floor was empty. 127 00:05:02,011 --> 00:05:03,262 CLIFF: (chuckling) Oh, yeah. 128 00:05:03,345 --> 00:05:05,389 This is your secret pooping space. 129 00:05:05,473 --> 00:05:07,683 You're shit-shy. Don't worry, I've heard it all. 130 00:05:07,767 --> 00:05:09,852 (chuckling): No, I, um... 131 00:05:09,935 --> 00:05:12,104 usually hold it in around others at work, 132 00:05:12,188 --> 00:05:14,899 as a, uh... sign of respect? 133 00:05:14,982 --> 00:05:18,444 CLIFF: My man, this is our space. Let it all out. 134 00:05:18,527 --> 00:05:21,197 (laughs) I... uh... Okay. 135 00:05:21,280 --> 00:05:23,115 (sizzling) 136 00:05:23,949 --> 00:05:25,951 TUCA: According to this astrology app, 137 00:05:26,035 --> 00:05:28,162 Lily Pads thrive in relationships. 138 00:05:28,245 --> 00:05:30,122 I got to get into a relationship, Bertie. 139 00:05:30,206 --> 00:05:32,041 You just got out of a big one with Figgy, 140 00:05:32,124 --> 00:05:34,251 and that was right after Kara. 141 00:05:34,335 --> 00:05:36,337 Exactly, I thrive in monogamous pairings, 142 00:05:36,420 --> 00:05:38,297 one after the other, with no time to reflect. 143 00:05:38,380 --> 00:05:40,800 Do you ever see a lily pad reflecting? 144 00:05:40,883 --> 00:05:41,967 No. 145 00:05:42,051 --> 00:05:43,886 They're too busy being hats for frogs. 146 00:05:43,969 --> 00:05:47,515 Luckily, this dating app lists everyone's plant sign. 147 00:05:47,598 --> 00:05:51,435 You're taking this plant sign stuff really seriously. 148 00:05:51,519 --> 00:05:53,104 Like a total Lily Pad. 149 00:05:53,187 --> 00:05:55,481 Get out of here, Fern Fiddleheads. 150 00:05:55,564 --> 00:05:57,274 Scram, Orchid Bulbs. 151 00:05:57,358 --> 00:06:00,569 Here we go. This one's a Pinecone. 152 00:06:00,653 --> 00:06:03,072 Pinecones are the best matches for Lily Pads. 153 00:06:03,155 --> 00:06:04,532 Is that a stuffed animal? 154 00:06:04,615 --> 00:06:07,284 It'll be stuffed when I'm done with it. (chuckles) 155 00:06:07,368 --> 00:06:09,286 ♪ ♪ 156 00:06:10,538 --> 00:06:12,581 (munching) 157 00:06:12,665 --> 00:06:15,501 I was too tired to cook dinner, so I finished all the take-out. 158 00:06:15,584 --> 00:06:16,836 Sorry. 159 00:06:16,919 --> 00:06:19,004 It's okay. I'll just throw something together. 160 00:06:19,088 --> 00:06:20,714 (bell dings) 161 00:06:20,798 --> 00:06:24,135 When life gives you eggs and strawberries, you make... 162 00:06:24,218 --> 00:06:27,638 ♪ Strawbeggy omelette ♪ 163 00:06:27,721 --> 00:06:30,182 ♪ Ba-ba-ba! ♪ (laughs) 164 00:06:30,266 --> 00:06:31,225 Mmm. 165 00:06:31,308 --> 00:06:32,476 Ugh... 166 00:06:32,560 --> 00:06:34,687 Ugh, you won't believe the day I had. 167 00:06:34,770 --> 00:06:36,355 Jamie was being so annoying. 168 00:06:36,438 --> 00:06:39,525 He kept asking me stuff and it's like, "Hello? I'm busy? 169 00:06:39,608 --> 00:06:41,277 "Winter wants these new taco salad desserts 170 00:06:41,360 --> 00:06:42,611 "ready by next week, 171 00:06:42,695 --> 00:06:44,530 "and I can't get the green frosting guacamole 172 00:06:44,613 --> 00:06:46,448 "to not look like baby diarrhea, 173 00:06:46,532 --> 00:06:50,119 so could you just back off before I murder you, Jamie?" 174 00:06:50,202 --> 00:06:53,122 Actually, he's a really nice guy. 175 00:06:53,205 --> 00:06:55,166 It's not his fault he gets on my nerves. 176 00:06:55,249 --> 00:06:58,252 So, Speckle, how was your day? 177 00:06:58,335 --> 00:07:00,838 Oh, I met with the local neighborhood council 178 00:07:00,921 --> 00:07:02,256 to discuss approval on the... 179 00:07:02,339 --> 00:07:04,425 Actually, can we stop talking about work? 180 00:07:04,508 --> 00:07:06,010 I had a really stressful day. 181 00:07:06,093 --> 00:07:08,012 Of course. (chuckling) 182 00:07:08,095 --> 00:07:09,221 (sighs) 183 00:07:09,305 --> 00:07:10,890 Ugh! 184 00:07:10,973 --> 00:07:12,057 ♪ ♪ 185 00:07:12,141 --> 00:07:13,601 Eh? 186 00:07:13,684 --> 00:07:17,146 Wow! Oh, Speckle, seriously, 187 00:07:17,229 --> 00:07:20,357 do not talk to me till you've brought me my coffee. 188 00:07:20,441 --> 00:07:23,068 (both laughing) 189 00:07:23,152 --> 00:07:24,737 I'm consistently funny. 190 00:07:24,820 --> 00:07:26,739 By the way, Speckle, we're having trouble 191 00:07:26,822 --> 00:07:29,408 getting the state subsidies needed to build your project. 192 00:07:29,491 --> 00:07:32,786 You know how those government positions work, Speckle. 193 00:07:32,870 --> 00:07:34,997 They're programmed to say no, but I know 194 00:07:35,080 --> 00:07:36,665 you can charm them, Speckle. 195 00:07:36,749 --> 00:07:38,167 Mm-hmm. 196 00:07:39,919 --> 00:07:41,045 Mm-hmm. 197 00:07:41,128 --> 00:07:42,922 -(clangs) -Hello? 198 00:07:43,005 --> 00:07:44,757 Am I in the right place? 199 00:07:44,840 --> 00:07:46,091 Oh! 200 00:07:46,175 --> 00:07:48,427 It is I, Zargoz, 201 00:07:48,510 --> 00:07:51,138 head of the State Treasury Department. 202 00:07:51,222 --> 00:07:54,767 Right. I heard there were issues with funding my building? 203 00:07:54,850 --> 00:07:56,727 Affirmative. Due to budget cuts, 204 00:07:56,810 --> 00:07:59,271 the state requires a change in design. 205 00:07:59,355 --> 00:08:00,689 Where are the windows? 206 00:08:00,773 --> 00:08:04,944 Zargoz has no need for windows. Zargoz sees all. 207 00:08:05,027 --> 00:08:07,738 Okay. Uh... what if we keep our original design? 208 00:08:07,821 --> 00:08:09,698 Can we still get the city to subsidize 209 00:08:09,782 --> 00:08:11,408 a quarter of the costs? 210 00:08:11,492 --> 00:08:13,911 Authorized. On one condition. 211 00:08:13,994 --> 00:08:16,622 The bottom floor shall be an overpriced retail box store 212 00:08:16,705 --> 00:08:18,249 with millennial branding. 213 00:08:18,332 --> 00:08:20,167 But that's an entire floor of affordable units. But... 214 00:08:20,251 --> 00:08:21,627 -TINY SPECKLE: Stop talking. -Huh? 215 00:08:21,710 --> 00:08:24,088 This deal is better than nothing. Shut up. 216 00:08:24,171 --> 00:08:25,631 (ricocheting) 217 00:08:25,714 --> 00:08:27,633 But it's-it's fine. (laughs) 218 00:08:27,716 --> 00:08:28,717 Hurrah! 219 00:08:28,801 --> 00:08:30,594 (whirring softly) 220 00:08:32,012 --> 00:08:33,347 (door closes) 221 00:08:33,430 --> 00:08:34,557 (zipper opening) 222 00:08:34,640 --> 00:08:36,600 CLIFF (laughing): Hey... 223 00:08:36,684 --> 00:08:38,477 if it isn't my friend, Mr. Cool Shoes. 224 00:08:38,560 --> 00:08:39,937 Shitting hard or hardly shitting? 225 00:08:40,020 --> 00:08:42,398 -(laughing) -How's your day going, buddy? 226 00:08:42,481 --> 00:08:44,858 Uh, good. Yes? Very good? 227 00:08:44,942 --> 00:08:47,319 CLIFF: Hey, maybe it's 'cause we're in a bathroom and all, 228 00:08:47,403 --> 00:08:50,447 but my BS radar is going off the charts. 229 00:08:50,531 --> 00:08:53,075 Actually, work kind of sucks right now. 230 00:08:53,158 --> 00:08:54,660 But you don't want to hear all this. 231 00:08:54,743 --> 00:08:56,996 CLIFF: My man, I'm here for you, 3:00 p.m. 232 00:08:57,079 --> 00:09:00,207 every day, same schedule, totally shit-synced. 233 00:09:00,291 --> 00:09:03,544 Whatever you're holding in, go ahead and release. 234 00:09:03,627 --> 00:09:05,296 Okay, okay. 235 00:09:05,379 --> 00:09:06,505 (whistling) 236 00:09:06,588 --> 00:09:07,965 Speckle, can you get my tea? 237 00:09:08,048 --> 00:09:10,342 I'm up to my beak in this pico de gallo. 238 00:09:10,426 --> 00:09:11,760 Of course. 239 00:09:11,844 --> 00:09:13,929 My sweetie needs sweet tea. 240 00:09:14,013 --> 00:09:17,516 Hey, everyone. Meet my new fiancée. 241 00:09:17,600 --> 00:09:19,226 Hello. 242 00:09:19,310 --> 00:09:21,186 (laughing) 243 00:09:21,270 --> 00:09:23,355 -Mazel tov. -Fiancée? 244 00:09:23,439 --> 00:09:26,900 Yep, we're engaged. We could elope at any minute. 245 00:09:26,984 --> 00:09:28,193 That's a threat. 246 00:09:28,277 --> 00:09:31,155 If you remove my ribbon, my head falls off. 247 00:09:31,238 --> 00:09:32,865 (laughs maniacally) 248 00:09:32,948 --> 00:09:34,033 (shudders) 249 00:09:34,116 --> 00:09:36,577 Well, uh, while you're both here, 250 00:09:36,660 --> 00:09:40,039 maybe you can give me feedback on this recipe for work? 251 00:09:40,122 --> 00:09:41,707 Ba-boom! 252 00:09:41,790 --> 00:09:44,168 Nope. I'm not eating anything green or gravelly, 253 00:09:44,251 --> 00:09:45,502 according to this guide. 254 00:09:45,586 --> 00:09:47,046 It's not good for my plant sign. 255 00:09:47,129 --> 00:09:48,964 Now I only eat orange foods. 256 00:09:49,048 --> 00:09:50,507 I feel so much better already. 257 00:09:50,591 --> 00:09:53,510 Maybe that's just because you stopped eating gravel. 258 00:09:53,594 --> 00:09:55,220 Here, just try the beans. 259 00:09:55,304 --> 00:09:57,639 They're made from little boba tapioca balls flavored with... 260 00:09:57,723 --> 00:09:58,766 (grunting loudly) 261 00:09:58,849 --> 00:10:00,392 -Oh, wow. -Okay. 262 00:10:00,476 --> 00:10:01,852 Pitoo, pitoo, pitoo, pitoo, pitoo. 263 00:10:01,935 --> 00:10:03,896 Aw, Bertie, Bunny hates your fool's beans. 264 00:10:03,979 --> 00:10:05,522 Every day I learn a new thing 265 00:10:05,606 --> 00:10:07,066 about my girlfriend who I've known 266 00:10:07,149 --> 00:10:08,901 -for a day. -Pitoo, pitoo, pitoo. -Ow. 267 00:10:08,984 --> 00:10:11,070 -She's, uh, certainly u-unique. -Pitoo, pitoo, pitoo, pitoo... 268 00:10:11,153 --> 00:10:12,905 We've been having so much sex. 269 00:10:12,988 --> 00:10:14,656 -What? -(laughs) 270 00:10:14,740 --> 00:10:16,241 I've never throbbed so much. 271 00:10:16,325 --> 00:10:18,327 We've licked each other from head to hole. 272 00:10:18,410 --> 00:10:21,789 I'm all chafed and raw. (laughs maniacally) 273 00:10:23,957 --> 00:10:27,002 Oh, yeah. Ooh, yeah, Bunny. 274 00:10:27,086 --> 00:10:28,170 Ugh. 275 00:10:28,253 --> 00:10:30,005 We're gonna go upstairs now. 276 00:10:30,089 --> 00:10:32,925 For more sex. Extremely chafe-y sex. 277 00:10:33,008 --> 00:10:34,510 (Bunny exclaims) 278 00:10:34,593 --> 00:10:35,719 BUNNY: Yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah. 279 00:10:35,803 --> 00:10:38,722 Damn, she hated my boba beans. 280 00:10:38,806 --> 00:10:41,433 No way. They're delicious. 281 00:10:41,517 --> 00:10:43,435 But speaking of new people in our lives, 282 00:10:43,519 --> 00:10:45,437 -I made a friend at work. -Oh, yeah? 283 00:10:45,521 --> 00:10:47,398 Yeah, he seems really cool. 284 00:10:47,481 --> 00:10:49,066 Helped me deal with some stressful office stuff today 285 00:10:49,149 --> 00:10:50,442 that was, like, totally... 286 00:10:50,526 --> 00:10:52,277 You're thinking about the beans, aren't you? 287 00:10:52,361 --> 00:10:56,490 Oh, yeah, sorry. I have to completely rework this recipe. 288 00:10:56,573 --> 00:10:58,826 But I-I can listen to your story first. 289 00:10:58,909 --> 00:11:00,994 Go on, Bean. I-I mean, Speckle. 290 00:11:01,078 --> 00:11:04,665 You were talking about, I want to say... beans? 291 00:11:04,748 --> 00:11:06,959 (chuckles) Nah. Let's focus on you. 292 00:11:07,042 --> 00:11:10,671 How about I break out the worry vacuum while you get to work? 293 00:11:10,754 --> 00:11:13,507 Aw, thanks, Speckle. 294 00:11:13,590 --> 00:11:16,093 Whoosh. Whoosh. 295 00:11:19,346 --> 00:11:20,889 -(laughing) -Okay, so... (crunching) 296 00:11:20,973 --> 00:11:22,975 according to this, I'm going to need 297 00:11:23,058 --> 00:11:24,601 my crystals fully charged tomorrow. 298 00:11:24,685 --> 00:11:26,186 (exclaiming) 299 00:11:26,270 --> 00:11:28,730 But this guide says I shouldn't use my crystals at all. 300 00:11:28,814 --> 00:11:30,023 (crystal shattering) 301 00:11:30,107 --> 00:11:32,985 -(grumbling) -Aw, oh, my cramps. 302 00:11:33,068 --> 00:11:34,695 I just want to know what path to take. 303 00:11:34,778 --> 00:11:36,488 I've been having such a tough time lately 304 00:11:36,572 --> 00:11:37,698 and-and-and... 305 00:11:37,781 --> 00:11:39,658 Come here. 306 00:11:39,741 --> 00:11:42,453 (laughs) 307 00:11:47,332 --> 00:11:49,501 ♪ ♪ 308 00:11:54,256 --> 00:11:56,300 (panting) 309 00:11:57,509 --> 00:11:59,303 Ah! 310 00:11:59,386 --> 00:12:00,679 I needed that. 311 00:12:00,762 --> 00:12:03,015 By the way, I saw your email 312 00:12:03,098 --> 00:12:05,434 about the need for outside funding. 313 00:12:05,517 --> 00:12:08,395 Yeah, I was thinking of reaching out to some philanthropic org... 314 00:12:08,479 --> 00:12:09,813 Oh, don't worry, Speckle. 315 00:12:09,897 --> 00:12:11,440 I already went through the trouble of setting up 316 00:12:11,523 --> 00:12:13,108 a string of investor meetings. 317 00:12:13,192 --> 00:12:16,320 Let's get some money! 318 00:12:16,403 --> 00:12:17,696 Oh, great! 319 00:12:17,779 --> 00:12:19,531 It won't just be a building. 320 00:12:19,615 --> 00:12:22,910 It'll be your stamp on Bird Town history. 321 00:12:22,993 --> 00:12:26,872 Hmm. I'm trying to decide between two different projects 322 00:12:26,955 --> 00:12:28,582 aimed at the betterment of bird-kind. 323 00:12:28,665 --> 00:12:30,542 Either I fund your project 324 00:12:30,626 --> 00:12:32,544 and increase affordable housing in Bird Town... 325 00:12:32,628 --> 00:12:37,341 or I build a submarine so I can go really deep underwater. 326 00:12:37,424 --> 00:12:38,258 Uh... 327 00:12:38,342 --> 00:12:39,676 Maybe while I'm down there, 328 00:12:39,760 --> 00:12:41,303 I'll discover a new kind of fish so ugly, 329 00:12:41,386 --> 00:12:43,555 I'll name it after my brother to get back at him 330 00:12:43,639 --> 00:12:45,390 for sleeping with my wife. 331 00:12:45,474 --> 00:12:47,559 Yep. I just talked myself into the ugly fish thing. 332 00:12:47,643 --> 00:12:48,560 Goodbye. 333 00:12:48,644 --> 00:12:50,437 (sped-up talking) 334 00:12:52,397 --> 00:12:54,149 (sped-up talking) 335 00:12:57,152 --> 00:12:59,238 (sped-up talking) 336 00:13:00,781 --> 00:13:03,200 ♪ ♪ 337 00:13:04,910 --> 00:13:06,411 No. No moss. 338 00:13:06,495 --> 00:13:08,622 Ooh, someone's learning Spanish. 339 00:13:08,705 --> 00:13:11,708 Just kidding. The moss is dead and, more importantly, broke. 340 00:13:11,792 --> 00:13:13,085 (laughs) 341 00:13:13,168 --> 00:13:16,630 I now represent a different moneyed individual. 342 00:13:16,713 --> 00:13:18,590 Pleased to meet you. I'm... 343 00:13:18,674 --> 00:13:20,425 -Bruce! -Let's talk money. 344 00:13:20,509 --> 00:13:22,928 I'm rich now, so I can fund your, uh, 345 00:13:23,011 --> 00:13:25,764 beautiful, shapely building. 346 00:13:25,847 --> 00:13:27,307 Oh, but I have one stipulation. 347 00:13:27,391 --> 00:13:29,685 Okay, go ahead and tell me that you want to turn 348 00:13:29,768 --> 00:13:32,729 my building into the world's largest sex swing or something. 349 00:13:32,813 --> 00:13:35,274 No, why would I want something I already have? 350 00:13:35,357 --> 00:13:39,945 I just want to add one rule: Only hot people allowed. 351 00:13:40,028 --> 00:13:41,488 What? That's absurd. 352 00:13:41,572 --> 00:13:44,116 Wait, what's your criteria for a hot person? 353 00:13:44,199 --> 00:13:46,660 Well, now that I'm rich, there's nothing hotter to me 354 00:13:46,743 --> 00:13:48,453 than a high credit score. 355 00:13:48,537 --> 00:13:49,997 Those dirty little numbers, 356 00:13:50,080 --> 00:13:53,166 climbing, but don't take too many peeks 357 00:13:53,250 --> 00:13:56,128 or else you'll make 'em filthy and low. 358 00:13:56,211 --> 00:13:57,379 (laughs) 359 00:13:57,462 --> 00:13:59,006 -I'm getting, I'm getting out. -Wait. 360 00:13:59,089 --> 00:14:01,508 What if most of our tenants are these "hot people," 361 00:14:01,592 --> 00:14:03,093 but we still get just one floor 362 00:14:03,176 --> 00:14:05,470 reserved for the people displaced by the flood? 363 00:14:05,554 --> 00:14:07,097 Does that work? 364 00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:10,767 One floor of nuggos with low credit scores? 365 00:14:10,851 --> 00:14:12,811 Hmm. Kinky. 366 00:14:12,894 --> 00:14:13,895 Deal. 367 00:14:13,979 --> 00:14:16,648 (shrieks) Everyone's so happy now. 368 00:14:16,732 --> 00:14:19,735 I love when money forces people to agree. 369 00:14:21,403 --> 00:14:22,779 Hmm? 370 00:14:27,492 --> 00:14:29,494 I can't believe we're actually accepting this offer. 371 00:14:29,578 --> 00:14:31,580 It's just a start. 372 00:14:31,663 --> 00:14:34,207 I'm sure you can talk Bruce up to two floors 373 00:14:34,291 --> 00:14:35,334 of affordable housing. 374 00:14:35,417 --> 00:14:36,585 I don't think we should... 375 00:14:36,668 --> 00:14:38,378 I need that magazine cover, Speckle! 376 00:14:38,462 --> 00:14:40,339 Not for me. For my mother. 377 00:14:40,422 --> 00:14:43,383 She's dying. No, she's not. That's a lie. 378 00:14:43,467 --> 00:14:45,969 But that's how bad I need this, Speckle. 379 00:14:46,053 --> 00:14:48,805 Bad enough to lie about my living mother. 380 00:14:48,889 --> 00:14:52,643 If we stick to your ideals, we get nothing. 381 00:14:52,726 --> 00:14:54,102 It's like the saying goes, 382 00:14:54,186 --> 00:14:57,814 "Don't talk to me till I've had my compromise." 383 00:14:57,898 --> 00:14:59,566 ♪ ♪ 384 00:15:00,484 --> 00:15:02,235 (sighing): My God. 385 00:15:06,907 --> 00:15:08,200 Everything falls 386 00:15:08,283 --> 00:15:10,369 on me, even though I'm already doing so much. 387 00:15:10,452 --> 00:15:13,205 I wish someone would just help me for a change. 388 00:15:13,288 --> 00:15:15,248 CLIFF: But don't you have an old lady to help take the burden 389 00:15:15,332 --> 00:15:17,834 -off your back? -Oh, yeah, I do. Totally. 390 00:15:17,918 --> 00:15:20,379 But she has a lot of anxiety. 391 00:15:20,462 --> 00:15:22,881 It's like I'm the captain of a spaceship? 392 00:15:22,964 --> 00:15:25,133 And I like steering the ship, it's awesome. 393 00:15:25,217 --> 00:15:27,552 But I'm also white-knuckling it, trying to keep us 394 00:15:27,636 --> 00:15:29,721 from getting stuck in a black hole. 395 00:15:29,805 --> 00:15:31,807 I love it, but sometimes 396 00:15:31,890 --> 00:15:33,433 it would be nice for someone else 397 00:15:33,517 --> 00:15:34,893 to steer the ship for a change. 398 00:15:34,976 --> 00:15:36,478 CLIFF: I know that feeling, my man. 399 00:15:36,561 --> 00:15:37,896 Hey, want to get out of here? 400 00:15:37,979 --> 00:15:40,273 Maybe hang out somewhere that isn't a toilet? 401 00:15:40,357 --> 00:15:41,566 Oh. Yeah. 402 00:15:41,650 --> 00:15:43,235 (toilets flushing) 403 00:15:43,318 --> 00:15:44,486 What were you thinking? 404 00:15:46,113 --> 00:15:47,239 (both whooping) 405 00:15:47,322 --> 00:15:48,615 Yeah! 406 00:15:48,699 --> 00:15:50,701 -(laughing) -Oh, I almost forgot. 407 00:15:50,784 --> 00:15:53,328 I'm supposed to meet Bertie at that bar tonight. 408 00:15:53,412 --> 00:15:54,329 CLIFF: Oh, yeah. 409 00:15:54,413 --> 00:15:55,872 You want me to drop you off? 410 00:15:55,956 --> 00:15:57,874 I can just unstrap you and you can tuck and roll. 411 00:15:57,958 --> 00:15:59,668 -What? -(laughs) Just kidding, buddy. 412 00:15:59,751 --> 00:16:01,086 I'll swoop. 413 00:16:01,169 --> 00:16:04,172 -Hey, why don't you join us? -Oh, you betcha, my man. 414 00:16:04,256 --> 00:16:08,260 Heck yeah. Let's keep this hang gliding. 415 00:16:08,343 --> 00:16:09,261 Oh, my God! 416 00:16:09,344 --> 00:16:10,929 Hey, Bertie. 417 00:16:11,012 --> 00:16:13,515 Hope it's okay I invited Cliff. He's my new friend from work. 418 00:16:13,598 --> 00:16:14,808 Nice to meet you, Cliff. 419 00:16:14,891 --> 00:16:18,478 Hey, look at me, I'm a cliff-hanger. 420 00:16:18,562 --> 00:16:21,314 Huh? Oh. (chuckles) 'Cause of my name. 421 00:16:21,398 --> 00:16:23,024 How did you...? That's really clever. 422 00:16:23,108 --> 00:16:24,151 Speckle, 423 00:16:24,234 --> 00:16:26,111 you didn't tell me she was funny. 424 00:16:26,194 --> 00:16:27,863 (all laughing) 425 00:16:27,946 --> 00:16:30,532 Speckle, I got to go to the bathroom. 426 00:16:30,615 --> 00:16:32,117 You got the check, right? 427 00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:34,703 Oh, leaving my man to pick up the tab. 428 00:16:34,786 --> 00:16:37,289 I guess feminism has its limits. 429 00:16:37,372 --> 00:16:38,957 (laughs) Right, my boy? 430 00:16:39,040 --> 00:16:40,375 (chuckles) Uh-huh. 431 00:16:40,459 --> 00:16:42,127 We have a joint checking account. 432 00:16:42,210 --> 00:16:44,337 Oh, relax. I'm just joking. 433 00:16:44,421 --> 00:16:46,173 Well, sounds like you're a chauvinist. 434 00:16:46,256 --> 00:16:47,466 Oh. Just joking. 435 00:16:47,549 --> 00:16:49,384 Ugh, that's so unfair. 436 00:16:49,468 --> 00:16:52,304 How could I hate women when I'm attracted to them, huh? 437 00:16:52,387 --> 00:16:54,598 I guess what Speckle said about you is true. 438 00:16:54,681 --> 00:16:56,975 You are a black hole. 439 00:16:57,058 --> 00:16:58,769 -What? -Uh... 440 00:16:58,852 --> 00:17:02,439 All you do is take, take, take. You're just like my mom! 441 00:17:03,398 --> 00:17:04,775 (softly): No. 442 00:17:05,650 --> 00:17:08,820 What was that? Wh-Why didn't you back me up? 443 00:17:08,904 --> 00:17:10,363 Wh-What did you want me to do? 444 00:17:10,447 --> 00:17:12,157 Punch him in the face like some kind of meathead? 445 00:17:12,240 --> 00:17:14,743 Huh? Is that the kind of guy you want me to be? 446 00:17:14,826 --> 00:17:16,119 Head of meat-ed? 447 00:17:16,203 --> 00:17:18,538 No, but it's okay for you to push back a little. 448 00:17:18,622 --> 00:17:20,123 Make someone uncomfortable. 449 00:17:20,207 --> 00:17:22,209 Stand up for yourself. And for me. 450 00:17:22,292 --> 00:17:23,376 Why do I always have to be the one 451 00:17:23,460 --> 00:17:24,836 to step up for others, huh? 452 00:17:24,920 --> 00:17:27,172 The only reason I even talked to that guy 453 00:17:27,255 --> 00:17:29,257 is because he actually listened to me 454 00:17:29,341 --> 00:17:31,009 while we did a poo together. 455 00:17:31,092 --> 00:17:32,219 What? 456 00:17:32,302 --> 00:17:33,553 I don't know. I can't explain it. 457 00:17:33,637 --> 00:17:36,139 Do you think I'm a black hole? 458 00:17:36,223 --> 00:17:37,474 No, no. I mean, 459 00:17:37,557 --> 00:17:39,434 I said those words when-when describing you, 460 00:17:39,518 --> 00:17:41,770 but that's not actually what I think of you. 461 00:17:41,853 --> 00:17:44,856 You know, I think you're a... giant candy cane. 462 00:17:44,940 --> 00:17:49,361 Yeah. Candy canes are sweet and fresh and pretty. 463 00:17:49,444 --> 00:17:50,570 Just like you. 464 00:17:50,654 --> 00:17:52,197 And then you lick all the stripes off 465 00:17:52,280 --> 00:17:55,742 and you've got a sharp, white, candy knife. 466 00:17:56,743 --> 00:17:58,203 Um... 467 00:18:00,664 --> 00:18:02,207 Damn, bro, that was rough, 468 00:18:02,290 --> 00:18:04,000 but it's a good thing you're dumping her ass. 469 00:18:04,084 --> 00:18:06,878 I know a place where we can find chicks who don't talk back: 470 00:18:06,962 --> 00:18:08,338 the Mannequin Warehouse. 471 00:18:08,421 --> 00:18:10,632 Mostly female staff and they're very meek, 472 00:18:10,715 --> 00:18:14,553 so they let you do whatever to the mannequins. 473 00:18:14,636 --> 00:18:16,805 Get the hell away from me. 474 00:18:16,888 --> 00:18:18,974 ♪ ♪ 475 00:18:22,519 --> 00:18:25,772 Um... can you do my tarot 476 00:18:25,856 --> 00:18:29,734 or align my chakras or something? 477 00:18:32,946 --> 00:18:34,573 SPECKLE: The Good Guy, yeah. 478 00:18:34,656 --> 00:18:37,617 That's, that's what I thought I was, but instead I'm a coward. 479 00:18:37,701 --> 00:18:39,411 Can you help me be that guy again? 480 00:18:39,494 --> 00:18:41,705 Nobody is one thing. 481 00:18:45,292 --> 00:18:49,087 You're right. I can choose to be something else. 482 00:18:49,170 --> 00:18:50,422 I can be this guy. 483 00:18:50,505 --> 00:18:51,715 The Assertive Man. 484 00:18:51,798 --> 00:18:53,633 No, not what I meant. 485 00:18:53,717 --> 00:18:55,886 I got it. No need to say anything else. 486 00:18:55,969 --> 00:18:57,345 Get out of my way, door. 487 00:18:57,429 --> 00:18:59,723 (grunts, laughs) 488 00:18:59,806 --> 00:19:02,142 I'm walking. I'm running. 489 00:19:02,225 --> 00:19:04,269 No one understands me. 490 00:19:04,352 --> 00:19:05,562 Maybe if I spoke more, 491 00:19:05,645 --> 00:19:07,314 people would misinterpret my words less. 492 00:19:07,397 --> 00:19:09,733 Or would there then be more to misinterpret? 493 00:19:09,816 --> 00:19:11,318 Uh, anyway, how are you? 494 00:19:11,401 --> 00:19:12,402 (growls) 495 00:19:12,485 --> 00:19:13,612 I'm sorry, can we stop talking 496 00:19:13,695 --> 00:19:14,988 about work, actually? 497 00:19:15,071 --> 00:19:16,907 I had a really stressful day. 498 00:19:16,990 --> 00:19:18,033 (growls) 499 00:19:18,116 --> 00:19:19,534 It's odd. 500 00:19:19,618 --> 00:19:21,953 Speckle was supposed to take us on a tour of the site. 501 00:19:22,037 --> 00:19:23,288 He is never late. 502 00:19:23,371 --> 00:19:27,042 (laughs maniacally) 503 00:19:27,125 --> 00:19:29,002 You all want a tour? 504 00:19:29,085 --> 00:19:30,962 I'll give you a tour! 505 00:19:31,046 --> 00:19:31,922 (laughs) 506 00:19:32,005 --> 00:19:33,381 Sorry, I'm late. 507 00:19:33,465 --> 00:19:35,175 I slept in the car and then I climbed that beam. 508 00:19:35,258 --> 00:19:39,137 Now, why even bother pretending that something affordable 509 00:19:39,220 --> 00:19:42,098 can actually be built for people who need it most, huh? 510 00:19:42,182 --> 00:19:44,601 Why not just jack up the price on these puppies 511 00:19:44,684 --> 00:19:46,811 by 500%? Then we can put 512 00:19:46,895 --> 00:19:48,647 an infinity pool in every unit 513 00:19:48,730 --> 00:19:51,024 and have them drip-drip-dribble into each other. 514 00:19:51,107 --> 00:19:53,526 Then, add slides so all the stupid rich assholes 515 00:19:53,610 --> 00:19:56,446 who buy these things can slide from loft to loft 516 00:19:56,529 --> 00:19:58,073 and all fuck each other! 517 00:19:58,156 --> 00:19:59,991 Slow down, this sounds amazing. 518 00:20:00,075 --> 00:20:02,494 We love this new direction. 519 00:20:02,577 --> 00:20:03,870 Zargoz concurs. 520 00:20:03,954 --> 00:20:06,998 Nice work, Speckle, you've done it again. 521 00:20:07,082 --> 00:20:10,043 (laughs maniacally) Oh, you like that? 522 00:20:10,126 --> 00:20:12,295 Well, here's another new development. 523 00:20:12,379 --> 00:20:13,755 (grunting) 524 00:20:13,838 --> 00:20:17,258 Zargoz demands to know, why is he squatting? 525 00:20:17,342 --> 00:20:18,885 Ooh, I'm into this. 526 00:20:18,969 --> 00:20:21,596 He's not... Oh, wow. 527 00:20:21,680 --> 00:20:23,598 He is, he is! 528 00:20:25,517 --> 00:20:26,518 (bell jingles) 529 00:20:26,601 --> 00:20:28,853 Tuca orange. (laughs) 530 00:20:28,937 --> 00:20:31,064 I know, the guide is totally working. 531 00:20:31,147 --> 00:20:32,524 I'm glowing with health. 532 00:20:32,607 --> 00:20:33,608 (gags) 533 00:20:33,692 --> 00:20:35,026 I've never felt better. (gags) 534 00:20:35,110 --> 00:20:37,445 Yes, can I have an orange carrot smoothie 535 00:20:37,529 --> 00:20:39,114 with extra carrot? Ooh. 536 00:20:39,197 --> 00:20:41,533 And a... and a whole carrot on the side? 537 00:20:41,616 --> 00:20:45,120 Aah! Bunny's had enough woo-woo bullshit. 538 00:20:45,203 --> 00:20:49,916 So annoying. It's not very sexy. (laughs) 539 00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:52,711 -You think I'm annoying? -Uh-huh. 540 00:20:52,794 --> 00:20:55,171 (to "Shave and a Haircut"): ♪ Doo-doo-doo-doot, you're dumped. ♪ 541 00:20:55,255 --> 00:20:56,798 (laughs) 542 00:20:56,881 --> 00:20:58,967 ♪ ♪ 543 00:20:59,926 --> 00:21:01,261 (laughs) I knew it. 544 00:21:01,344 --> 00:21:03,013 (crunches) I was right. 545 00:21:03,096 --> 00:21:05,223 Plant signs are total bullshit. 546 00:21:05,306 --> 00:21:06,474 (laughs) 547 00:21:06,558 --> 00:21:09,019 Everyone, the takeaway here is, I was right. 548 00:21:09,102 --> 00:21:11,229 I, Tuca, am correct once again. 549 00:21:11,312 --> 00:21:13,815 I'm not lost. I know exactly who I am. 550 00:21:13,898 --> 00:21:16,234 Give me those gravel chips. 551 00:21:16,317 --> 00:21:18,236 (moaning) 552 00:21:18,319 --> 00:21:20,405 (munching) 553 00:21:24,117 --> 00:21:26,911 Speckle, are you okay? 554 00:21:26,995 --> 00:21:28,913 -Where have you been? -Never better. 555 00:21:28,997 --> 00:21:30,957 I just took a shit in front of my boss. 556 00:21:31,041 --> 00:21:32,751 -Like a cool guy. -What? 557 00:21:32,834 --> 00:21:36,755 And guess what. This cool guy got fired! 558 00:21:36,838 --> 00:21:38,173 (laughs) 559 00:21:38,256 --> 00:21:41,009 Oh, my God. Oh, my God! 560 00:21:41,092 --> 00:21:43,553 I'm blowing up my whole life here. 561 00:21:43,636 --> 00:21:46,389 Oh! I'm not Mr. Good Guy. 562 00:21:46,473 --> 00:21:48,933 I'm sorry, Bertie. I'll go pack up my things. 563 00:21:49,017 --> 00:21:51,436 You can keep the humidifier. I don't deserve humidity. 564 00:21:51,519 --> 00:21:54,272 -Shut up. Come here. -But I... 565 00:21:54,355 --> 00:21:56,066 Put your head on my lap. 566 00:21:57,609 --> 00:21:59,778 Hey, look what I found. 567 00:21:59,861 --> 00:22:02,947 It's the worry vacuum. 568 00:22:03,031 --> 00:22:04,949 (whirring) 569 00:22:05,784 --> 00:22:08,870 Wait, I like the one when it says "Whoosh." 570 00:22:08,953 --> 00:22:10,872 -I like that one. -Good. 571 00:22:10,955 --> 00:22:14,459 Whoosh. 572 00:22:14,542 --> 00:22:16,961 -Is that better? -Mmm, yeah. 573 00:22:17,045 --> 00:22:18,922 Whoosh. 574 00:22:19,005 --> 00:22:21,466 Whoo-Whoosh. 575 00:22:21,549 --> 00:22:23,593 ♪ ♪ 576 00:22:51,454 --> 00:22:53,665 -(horn honks) -(laughs) 577 00:22:53,748 --> 00:22:55,750 -Huh? -(wind whistling) 578 00:22:55,834 --> 00:22:57,460 ♪ ♪ 579 00:22:57,544 --> 00:23:05,510 (dogs barking) 38671

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