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♪ ♪
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-He drinks?
-He drinks, Bertie.
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-Wow.
-But it's okay.
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Figgy and I were
talking about it today
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-while we were out hunting.
-What?
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(birds singing)
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(slurping)
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Ah! Come on.
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Nice one.
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You know, Figgy, I was thinking
about what you told me.
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Oh?
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So, you drink.
I used to drink, I get it.
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But maybe we should
set up some ground rules.
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-(splats)
-PAINTBALLER: Why?!
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I haven't been given rules
since I was ten rings old,
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but sure, let's hear them.
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-Don't drink in front of me.
-Sure.
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Don't drink so much
I have to take you
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-to the hospital.
-Easy.
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No home brewing.
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Not because it's alcohol,
but because it's annoying.
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Ew, I would never.
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And finally,
don't make me wear pants.
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My ex made me wear pants
and she was bad news.
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Was that your main
takeaway on Kara?
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That she sucked because
she made you wear pants?
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It's what the pants
represented, Bertie.
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They represented that
she made me wear pants.
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All right.
I have one rule for you.
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Aw, I hate rules. This sucks!
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Just one.
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Don't ask me to stop drinking.
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I love you, but I know myself
and I'm not going to change.
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Oh, I get that.
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Back when I drank,
the more people tried
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to get me to quit,
the more I didn't want to.
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(mockingly):
"Tuca, please quit."
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(regular voice):
"Why don't you quit
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annoying me?"
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(mockingly):
"Tuca, you have a problem."
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(regular voice):
"A problem with you
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being a whiner!"
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(mockingly):
"Who are you and why are you
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streaking at this middle school
science fair?"
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(regular voice):
"Bitch, you think I know?"
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(Tuca grunts)
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It sounds like you're going
into this with both eyes open.
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Bertie, for a guy
as fine as Figgy,
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I'm going in with
all my holes open.
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FEMALE ANNOUNCER:
The northbound snake train
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will be delayed one hour
due to a medical issue.
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"Medical issue"?
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Let's hoof it from here.
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♪ ♪
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(hissing)
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FEMALE ANNOUNCER:
The miracle of birth,
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now on platform six.
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Please stand clear
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of life's glorious pageant.
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♪ ♪
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♪ Tuca and Bertie and Tuca and
Bertie and Bertie and Tuca ♪
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♪ And Tuca and Bertie,
Tuca and Bertie ♪
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♪ Tu-Tu-Tuca ♪
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-♪ Tuca ♪
-♪ And Bertie. ♪
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(vocalizing)
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Good night, Tuca.
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Let's keep hanging out.
It's only 9:00 p.m.
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The 9:00 a.m. of nights.
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(sighs) I've got
a big day tomorrow.
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I'm pitching a new product line
to Chef Garcia
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and I got to prep for it.
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Ah, you're gonna
kill it, Bertie,
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Kill it dead.
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Really murder the crap out
of that pitch,
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then douse the floor with bleach
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and bury that pitch
in the woods, Bertie.
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♪ ♪
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(meowing)
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-(hisses)
-(yowling)
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(choir sings)
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-(snoring)
-Bertie?
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I'm going to wake you up gently
so you don't startle, okay?
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(screams)
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Oh, shit! Oh, what time is it?
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I'm late. Time is a dick.
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(shoes screeching)
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(exclaims)
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Excuse me. Move.
Oh! Come on. Really?
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Ah!
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(door chimes)
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Ow! Excuse me.
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Ouch. Ow.
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(grunts)
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(exhales)
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Today's many baked goods
present an opportunity
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for us to rise to the occasion.
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Looking at some cards, huh?
I like to look at stuff.
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I'm sorry,
I-I'm just trying to work.
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What's your work?
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Does it involve
looking at stuff?
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Bertie, make your face look
less approachable.
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Be an ice bitch.
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-Damn it!
-WOMAN: Would you hold
my baby for a sec?
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Why would I...?
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I want to play
a game on my phone.
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Oh, no thanks,
I don't really want to...
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(baby cooing)
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Um, excuse me,
I-I think your baby...
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GAME VOICE:
Winner!
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(gagging)
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-(tittering)
-(baby retching)
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Ah! Your baby totally beefed
all over me!
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I know. Babies.
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Sometimes it's like, why did we
even sign up for this, right?
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I didn't sign up for it.
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Yeah, tell me about it.
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(beeps)
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(crunches)
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Okay, Bertie, what do you got?
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Okay.
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Consumers love
Wintersnacks, right?
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But how do we build on that
with desserts that are fun
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and tell a story?
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Presenting...
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...Bug Bundts.
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Mini Bundt cakes
shaped like bugs.
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Each package has
six distinct bugs
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with their own shape
and backstory.
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I've designed
six distinct flavor profiles:
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Chocolate, Red Velvet,
French Vanilla,
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Je Ne Sais Quoi,
Birthday Sprinkles,
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and Miscellaneous!
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Nah. What else you got?
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What?
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(stammers)
This was my only idea.
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I-I made samples.
Would you like to try?
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No, I get it. Bugs.
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It's not right for Wintersnacks.
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Jamie, what do you got?
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Uh, yeah, I was thinking
cookies that are triangles,
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and they come in one flavor.
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Cookie.
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Hmm, I like it.
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It's smart in a stupid
sort of way.
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Whip up some prototypes
and make them isosceles.
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(chuckles)
Isosceles, you sosceles,
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-we all sosceles for...
-Bertie.
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Why don't you bring in
some more ideas tomorrow?
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Yes, Chef.
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(crunching)
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Ow!
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"What else you got?"
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What else I got?
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Don't you think if I got else,
I would have said else?
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Clearly, I do not got else!
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You should get some sleep.
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Some of my best ideas
come to me in my dreams.
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(screaming)
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Ooh, that's a great
window design.
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(screaming)
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I can't. I have to come up
with a whole new thing.
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Okay, then.
Don't worry about me,
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I'll just kiss myself
night night.
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(kissing):
Mmm. Mmm. Mmm.
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Okay, okay.
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New pastry. All right.
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Miniature croissants
with tiny hot dogs inside?
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I'll call them Porks in a Towel.
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Nope, that's just
Pigs in a Blanket.
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Damn it!
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(knocking at door)
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Huh...
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Oh.
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What do you want?
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Well, you can't come in here.
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Shoo. Shoo.
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Fine. Come in. Stay out.
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Nobody cares
what I think, anyway.
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No one takes me seriously.
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I mean, I'm invisible to all
the people I want to see me,
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and super visible to the people
I wish would leave me alone.
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(hissing)
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BERTIE: I got a too-cute face.
That's my problem.
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I'm too freaking cute!
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(crunches)
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(yawns)
Oh.
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Good morning, baby.
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Oh, you would not believe
the day I have ahead of me.
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My low-income housing complex
is up for design review.
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Anyways.
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Big day for Speckle.
(exhales)
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(shrieks)
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Oh, my God.
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Bertie, what happened?
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What do you think?
I got eaten by a snake.
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Ugh.
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This is just what I need.
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Perfect. Eaten by a snake.
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♪ ♪
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Uh-huh. Okay.
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Well, I'll tell you
your problem.
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You got eaten by a snake.
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You don't think I know that?
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Eaten by a snake?
I swear to God.
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Is there anything we can do?
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Nah, she's in there good.
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Eventually, this guy's gonna
poop you out.
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You just have to live your life
inside the snake for a few days.
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And then live the rest
of your life as poop, I guess.
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I don't really follow up
on what happens next.
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That's it? I just have to wait?
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Yup. In the future,
to prevent this,
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don't get eaten by a snake.
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I can't go into work like this.
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Chef Garcia already
hates my ideas.
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Now I'm also going to be
the employee
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that got eaten by a snake?
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Of course this would
happen to me.
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Eaten by a freaking snake.
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I have an announcement.
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Operation Tuca Dates
an Alcoholic is a success.
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Oh, wow.
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He took me to a fancy art show
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and he didn't even touch
the free wine,
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which is impressive because
the art was really bad.
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This is what passes for art?
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A baby could have painted this.
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And he's going to
take me out again today.
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Hey, Bertie, there's
something different about you.
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Did you get a new sweater?
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Um, I got eaten by a snake.
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Damn, Bertie, that's nasty.
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Also, yes, I did get
a new sweater.
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Thank you for noticing.
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Well, I'm off to work, I guess.
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Hope the snake I'm in
doesn't get eaten
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by another snake
on the way there.
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Oh, my God, a snake!
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-Ew!
-Whoa!
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♪ ♪
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Oh, boy, here we go.
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-Are you listening to a podcast?
-What?
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I like podcasts, too. And music.
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Hey, that lady doesn't know you.
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Why don't you leave her alone?
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Hey, now, I-I didn't realize
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talking to this stranger
for no reason would disrupt you,
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a person I've never met,
but am inclined to respect.
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My sincerest apologies.
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Don't apologize to me.
Apologize to her.
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(shrieks) A snake!
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I'm open! I'm open!
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(crunching)
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Look at all these suckers
getting eaten by snakes.
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-Couldn't be me.
-Great.
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What do you want to do tonight?
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I'll tell you what I'm not
going to do.
258
00:09:56,013 --> 00:09:58,349
Get eaten by a snake.
No, sirree.
259
00:09:58,432 --> 00:10:00,642
I'm very confident
on this matter.
260
00:10:00,726 --> 00:10:02,603
You want to spend
another night with me?
261
00:10:02,686 --> 00:10:04,396
You don't want to spend
a night alone
262
00:10:04,480 --> 00:10:05,606
so you can drink?
263
00:10:05,689 --> 00:10:07,066
Oh, as soon as we're
done hanging out,
264
00:10:07,149 --> 00:10:08,567
I'm going to drink like crazy.
265
00:10:08,650 --> 00:10:10,652
But while I've got you,
I want to be with you.
266
00:10:10,736 --> 00:10:11,820
That's sweet.
267
00:10:11,904 --> 00:10:13,572
But you know
what's even sweeter?
268
00:10:13,655 --> 00:10:16,241
The fact that I'm not getting
eaten by a snake anytime soon.
269
00:10:16,325 --> 00:10:17,993
Me, swallowed by a snake?
270
00:10:18,077 --> 00:10:19,328
I'd like to see that,
271
00:10:19,411 --> 00:10:22,247
but I never will
because it will not happen.
272
00:10:22,331 --> 00:10:23,999
(hissing)
273
00:10:25,709 --> 00:10:27,711
You thought that was going
to be a snake, didn't you?
274
00:10:27,795 --> 00:10:29,505
(scoffs) Not on my watch.
275
00:10:29,588 --> 00:10:31,673
♪ ♪
276
00:10:37,971 --> 00:10:39,264
Aw, crud.
277
00:10:39,348 --> 00:10:42,267
So... you got some
new ideas today?
278
00:10:42,351 --> 00:10:44,687
(sighs) I didn't have time
to think of anything.
279
00:10:44,770 --> 00:10:46,397
I got eaten by a snake.
280
00:10:46,480 --> 00:10:48,107
Yeah, that'll happen.
281
00:10:48,190 --> 00:10:49,274
(crunching)
282
00:10:49,358 --> 00:10:51,485
Hey, could you stop
eating my salad?
283
00:10:53,362 --> 00:10:55,781
You know what?
I was being a jerk just then.
284
00:10:55,864 --> 00:10:57,866
-Help yourself.
-(crunching)
285
00:10:58,742 --> 00:10:59,910
Ow! What the...
286
00:10:59,993 --> 00:11:02,496
Okay, team,
what do we have today?
287
00:11:02,579 --> 00:11:03,789
Bertie,
288
00:11:03,872 --> 00:11:06,250
you're looking
particularly confident.
289
00:11:06,333 --> 00:11:07,251
Love the hat.
290
00:11:07,334 --> 00:11:09,128
Uh, yes. Okay.
291
00:11:09,211 --> 00:11:11,505
Here's a new dessert idea.
292
00:11:11,588 --> 00:11:15,509
And it is the idea
that I'm about to say.
293
00:11:15,592 --> 00:11:17,094
Yes, that's been established.
294
00:11:17,177 --> 00:11:18,178
Say the idea.
295
00:11:18,262 --> 00:11:20,305
Uh... salad.
296
00:11:20,389 --> 00:11:21,473
Salad?
297
00:11:21,557 --> 00:11:23,183
Bertie, that is
the opposite of dessert.
298
00:11:23,267 --> 00:11:25,727
I don't know a word that is
less dessert than "salad."
299
00:11:25,811 --> 00:11:29,273
Yes. But w-what if
it's a dessert
300
00:11:29,356 --> 00:11:31,984
that looks like a salad,
301
00:11:32,067 --> 00:11:35,988
but then, when you bite
into it, it's actually...
302
00:11:36,071 --> 00:11:38,490
a dessert?
303
00:11:38,574 --> 00:11:39,825
Hmm.
304
00:11:39,908 --> 00:11:41,326
Dessert salads.
305
00:11:41,410 --> 00:11:43,495
It's playful, it's clever,
and if you eat it at work,
306
00:11:43,579 --> 00:11:45,122
everyone thinks
you're being healthy.
307
00:11:45,205 --> 00:11:46,457
Great job.
308
00:11:46,540 --> 00:11:48,000
Really? Wow.
309
00:11:48,083 --> 00:11:50,252
Okay. Yeah.
310
00:11:50,335 --> 00:11:51,336
(crunching)
311
00:11:51,420 --> 00:11:52,463
Ah!
312
00:11:52,546 --> 00:11:53,839
(grunting)
313
00:11:54,756 --> 00:11:56,550
Speckle, I got
my pitch approved!
314
00:11:56,633 --> 00:11:59,636
Great! The thing I was worried
about also turned out fine.
315
00:11:59,720 --> 00:12:00,554
Awesome!
316
00:12:00,637 --> 00:12:01,805
We need to celebrate.
317
00:12:01,889 --> 00:12:03,223
I'm gonna break out
the champagne.
318
00:12:03,307 --> 00:12:05,142
And this time, I won't be
afraid of the pop.
319
00:12:05,225 --> 00:12:07,853
Yeah! Let's break it out
and snake it out.
320
00:12:07,936 --> 00:12:09,396
♪ ♪
321
00:12:09,480 --> 00:12:10,647
Yeah!
322
00:12:10,731 --> 00:12:13,901
(shouting, laughing)
323
00:12:13,984 --> 00:12:15,527
I-I'm not scared.
324
00:12:15,611 --> 00:12:17,070
(phone ringing)
325
00:12:17,154 --> 00:12:19,740
Who the hell is Spam and why
does she keep calling you?
326
00:12:19,823 --> 00:12:21,241
-Babe!
-(crunching)
327
00:12:21,325 --> 00:12:23,869
Oh, no. You're not getting
out of this that easy.
328
00:12:23,952 --> 00:12:27,039
Are you cheating on me
with a woman named Spamela?
329
00:12:27,122 --> 00:12:28,499
And furthermore,
330
00:12:28,582 --> 00:12:30,709
I always look in toilets
before and after I use them.
331
00:12:30,793 --> 00:12:34,171
And that is the 12th reason
why I, Tuca Toucan,
332
00:12:34,254 --> 00:12:35,797
will not be eaten by a snake.
333
00:12:35,881 --> 00:12:37,049
Okay.
334
00:12:37,132 --> 00:12:38,884
And speaking of toilets,
I'll be right back.
335
00:12:39,760 --> 00:12:41,845
Well, I got eaten by a snake.
336
00:12:41,929 --> 00:12:43,305
Oh, wow. Are you okay?
337
00:12:43,388 --> 00:12:45,724
I'm fine. I got eaten
by a snake, who cares?
338
00:12:45,807 --> 00:12:47,893
We don't need
to make a thing out of it.
339
00:12:47,976 --> 00:12:49,311
It's kind of funny
340
00:12:49,394 --> 00:12:50,979
because you were so adamant
just a second ago.
341
00:12:51,063 --> 00:12:52,814
Why are you dwelling
on the past?
342
00:12:52,898 --> 00:12:54,399
I'm in a snake now. So what?
343
00:12:54,483 --> 00:12:56,193
It's weird that you keep
bringing it up.
344
00:12:56,276 --> 00:12:58,445
(chuckles)
Welcome to Two Twigs.
345
00:12:58,529 --> 00:13:01,156
Our drink special is
the Philosopher's Pretension.
346
00:13:01,240 --> 00:13:03,825
A special kind of bourbon
that only tastes good
347
00:13:03,909 --> 00:13:06,036
to those who are true
of heart. Ha.
348
00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:07,579
Ooh, that sounds good.
349
00:13:07,663 --> 00:13:09,915
Only if you're worthy.
(chuckles)
350
00:13:09,998 --> 00:13:11,250
I'll give you a minute.
351
00:13:11,333 --> 00:13:12,668
You want a drink, don't you?
352
00:13:12,751 --> 00:13:14,378
I mean, yeah, I always
want a drink,
353
00:13:14,461 --> 00:13:16,129
but I also want
to follow your rules.
354
00:13:16,213 --> 00:13:18,465
Look, the only reason
why I set those rules is
355
00:13:18,549 --> 00:13:20,425
I know how I was around alcohol.
356
00:13:20,509 --> 00:13:22,928
I could never just
have a drink with dinner.
357
00:13:23,011 --> 00:13:25,138
Oh, I know how to drink
without getting plastered,
358
00:13:25,222 --> 00:13:27,224
but we agreed,
no drinking in front of you.
359
00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:29,393
Yeah, but right now
I'm in this snake.
360
00:13:29,476 --> 00:13:31,478
So, technically,
you're not in front of me.
361
00:13:31,562 --> 00:13:32,771
Are you sure?
362
00:13:32,854 --> 00:13:35,774
Yeah, go ahead!
It's snake rules, baby.
363
00:13:35,857 --> 00:13:37,234
♪ We are snaking it up ♪
364
00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:39,695
♪ Snaking it up tonight ♪
365
00:13:42,364 --> 00:13:44,908
♪ Snaking it up ♪
366
00:13:44,992 --> 00:13:47,160
♪ Till the feeling's right ♪
367
00:13:48,787 --> 00:13:52,624
♪ Oh, I want you
to snake me, babe ♪
368
00:13:52,708 --> 00:13:54,459
♪ Snake it all night ♪
369
00:13:54,543 --> 00:13:55,794
♪ It's just not fair ♪
370
00:13:55,877 --> 00:13:57,921
♪ Whoa, baby ♪
371
00:13:58,005 --> 00:14:00,090
♪ Snaking it up ♪
372
00:14:02,968 --> 00:14:05,470
♪ Oh, baby ♪
373
00:14:05,554 --> 00:14:08,140
♪ You're snaking me down. ♪
374
00:14:09,057 --> 00:14:10,767
BERTIE:
You got eaten by a snake?
375
00:14:10,851 --> 00:14:12,811
TUCA:
Yup. And I got Figgy drunk.
376
00:14:12,894 --> 00:14:14,688
-Whoa, boy.
-Turns out
377
00:14:14,771 --> 00:14:16,315
he's a better drunk
than I ever was.
378
00:14:16,398 --> 00:14:19,151
He's just doing the fun parts
and not the sad parts.
379
00:14:19,234 --> 00:14:20,652
I should've thought of that.
380
00:14:20,736 --> 00:14:23,822
So, speaking of fun parts...
381
00:14:23,905 --> 00:14:25,490
Oh, I know that voice.
382
00:14:25,574 --> 00:14:28,076
That's the voice of someone
who just got porked in a towel.
383
00:14:28,160 --> 00:14:30,329
You know, I usually
get anxious during sex
384
00:14:30,412 --> 00:14:32,122
because I can feel
Speckle look at me
385
00:14:32,205 --> 00:14:35,167
and I get in my own head
about reacting in the right way.
386
00:14:35,250 --> 00:14:36,501
But when I'm in a snake,
387
00:14:36,585 --> 00:14:39,630
he can't see me,
so I can just... enjoy myself.
388
00:14:39,713 --> 00:14:42,924
Bertie, you are living your best
snake self and I am here for it.
389
00:14:43,008 --> 00:14:45,427
I feel so powerful.
390
00:14:46,345 --> 00:14:47,262
(sighs)
391
00:14:47,346 --> 00:14:48,597
♪ ♪
392
00:14:52,601 --> 00:14:55,604
BERTIE: Hey, Jamie,
does this wafer look like kale?
393
00:14:55,687 --> 00:14:57,856
Nah, just looks like
a moldy wafer.
394
00:14:57,939 --> 00:15:01,401
Okay, maybe one more drop?
395
00:15:01,485 --> 00:15:02,402
(explosion)
396
00:15:02,486 --> 00:15:03,362
Whoa.
397
00:15:03,445 --> 00:15:05,781
Ugh! This is so hard.
398
00:15:05,864 --> 00:15:08,241
Why did I pitch this crazy idea?
399
00:15:08,325 --> 00:15:10,285
My triangle cookies
were real touch and go
400
00:15:10,369 --> 00:15:12,537
for a minute there too,
but then I found this.
401
00:15:12,621 --> 00:15:13,747
♪ Hallelujah! ♪
402
00:15:13,830 --> 00:15:15,040
Cool.
403
00:15:15,123 --> 00:15:17,167
So, yeah, I'm pretty much done.
404
00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:18,543
(vocalizing)
405
00:15:18,627 --> 00:15:20,212
TUCA: Bertie,
I figured out my new thing.
406
00:15:20,295 --> 00:15:22,047
Not being eaten by an eagle.
407
00:15:22,130 --> 00:15:24,549
Okay. I'm kind of in the middle
of something right now.
408
00:15:24,633 --> 00:15:26,802
Sorry, I couldn't see.
I'm inside a snake.
409
00:15:26,885 --> 00:15:29,221
Quick question.
Is the snake inside an eagle?
410
00:15:29,304 --> 00:15:32,891
How should I know?
I am also inside a snake.
411
00:15:32,974 --> 00:15:34,226
Let's assume no.
412
00:15:34,309 --> 00:15:36,395
Okay, while you're here,
maybe you can help me
413
00:15:36,478 --> 00:15:37,813
think of things
that are in salads.
414
00:15:37,896 --> 00:15:40,273
Bleh! I don't know
anything about salads
415
00:15:40,357 --> 00:15:42,150
and salads don't know
anything about me.
416
00:15:42,234 --> 00:15:44,569
-(crunching)
-Ooh, a delicious salad.
417
00:15:44,653 --> 00:15:46,905
I'm stuck doing this project
just because I pitched it
418
00:15:46,988 --> 00:15:48,240
while I was in a snake.
419
00:15:48,323 --> 00:15:50,867
But Bug Bundts was
the actual good idea.
420
00:15:50,951 --> 00:15:53,328
If only I'd pitched that
while in a snake.
421
00:15:53,412 --> 00:15:54,871
You're in a snake now.
422
00:15:54,955 --> 00:15:56,456
Why don't you just make
the thing you want to make?
423
00:15:56,540 --> 00:15:57,582
What's Garcia gonna say?
424
00:15:57,666 --> 00:15:59,960
She'd probably say, "Great idea,
425
00:16:00,043 --> 00:16:01,461
Bertie, who's been eaten
by a snake."
426
00:16:01,545 --> 00:16:02,921
(gasps)
427
00:16:03,004 --> 00:16:05,841
Oh, my God, that's exactly
what I want her to say.
428
00:16:05,924 --> 00:16:07,008
Do it, Bertie!
429
00:16:07,092 --> 00:16:08,885
Do the
sneaky-beaky snakey-bakey.
430
00:16:08,969 --> 00:16:10,429
♪ ♪
431
00:16:10,512 --> 00:16:12,889
♪ Do the sneaky-beaky
snakey-bakey ♪
432
00:16:12,973 --> 00:16:14,391
(crunching)
433
00:16:14,474 --> 00:16:16,935
♪ Do the sneaky-beaky
snakey-bakey. ♪
434
00:16:17,018 --> 00:16:18,854
BERTIE:
So, tell me more about Figgy.
435
00:16:18,937 --> 00:16:20,564
You two had a good time
last night?
436
00:16:20,647 --> 00:16:21,940
TUCA:
You know it.
437
00:16:22,023 --> 00:16:24,443
But things were a little off
this morning.
438
00:16:24,526 --> 00:16:25,527
Off? How?
439
00:16:25,610 --> 00:16:26,778
(yawning): Ah...
440
00:16:26,862 --> 00:16:28,613
What do you want to do
today, Big Fig?
441
00:16:28,697 --> 00:16:32,701
Roller rink? Ballet?
Make-a big-a pizza pie?
442
00:16:32,784 --> 00:16:34,369
Maybe you should go.
443
00:16:34,453 --> 00:16:35,579
For real? Oh, no.
444
00:16:35,662 --> 00:16:36,705
What did I do?
445
00:16:36,788 --> 00:16:38,290
Nothing. No, everything's fine.
446
00:16:38,373 --> 00:16:39,791
I've had the best time with you.
447
00:16:39,875 --> 00:16:42,627
But everyone needs
to be alone sometimes.
448
00:16:42,711 --> 00:16:44,963
I'll call you
in a few days, yeah?
449
00:16:45,046 --> 00:16:47,007
He's not going to call, is he?
450
00:16:47,090 --> 00:16:48,383
Of course he is.
451
00:16:48,467 --> 00:16:49,843
He probably just got
a little self-conscious
452
00:16:49,926 --> 00:16:52,012
that he let his guard down
in front of you.
453
00:16:52,095 --> 00:16:52,971
You think?
454
00:16:53,054 --> 00:16:54,973
Remember when you used to drink?
455
00:16:55,056 --> 00:16:56,516
Those nights you got
really sloppy
456
00:16:56,600 --> 00:16:58,059
and I had to take care of you?
457
00:16:58,143 --> 00:16:59,728
How'd you feel the next morning?
458
00:16:59,811 --> 00:17:01,938
I felt bad.
But Figgy wasn't like that.
459
00:17:02,022 --> 00:17:05,400
He didn't steal a fire engine
or crash a fire engine,
460
00:17:05,484 --> 00:17:07,319
or set a fire engine on fire.
461
00:17:07,402 --> 00:17:09,112
On a Tuca scale,
he was like a two.
462
00:17:09,196 --> 00:17:11,907
And even if he was a ten,
I wouldn't care.
463
00:17:11,990 --> 00:17:14,326
I'd take care of him
like you took care of me.
464
00:17:14,409 --> 00:17:15,744
I love him, Bertie.
465
00:17:15,827 --> 00:17:17,788
Maybe he needs
to hear you say that.
466
00:17:17,871 --> 00:17:19,831
You're right.
I'm gonna go tell him.
467
00:17:19,915 --> 00:17:21,833
But not now.
I'm invested in your thing.
468
00:17:21,917 --> 00:17:23,960
But the second your thing
gets less interesting,
469
00:17:24,044 --> 00:17:25,212
-I'm out of here.
-(timer dings)
470
00:17:25,295 --> 00:17:27,881
(gasps)
They're perfect.
471
00:17:27,964 --> 00:17:30,050
♪ ♪
472
00:17:32,594 --> 00:17:33,804
(line rings)
473
00:17:33,887 --> 00:17:36,723
Hey. Chef Garcia,
get your ass over here.
474
00:17:36,807 --> 00:17:39,100
What I've got is going to
knock your socks off.
475
00:17:39,184 --> 00:17:40,685
So, I hope you've got nice feet
476
00:17:40,769 --> 00:17:42,979
because, honey,
I'm gonna look at them
477
00:17:43,063 --> 00:17:46,775
and name each individual toe.
478
00:17:46,858 --> 00:17:48,902
That's weird,
ignore that last part.
479
00:17:48,985 --> 00:17:49,986
(gurgling)
480
00:17:50,070 --> 00:17:51,404
Okay, see you soon.
481
00:17:51,488 --> 00:17:55,200
And remember, set your
expectations sky-high.
482
00:17:55,283 --> 00:17:56,409
(gurgles)
483
00:17:57,369 --> 00:17:58,662
What the hell?
484
00:17:58,745 --> 00:18:00,580
Oh, no, the snake
is pooping you out!
485
00:18:00,664 --> 00:18:04,042
No. Not now. Not now.
486
00:18:04,125 --> 00:18:06,211
(groaning)
487
00:18:07,879 --> 00:18:11,591
No! I need this, please.
488
00:18:11,675 --> 00:18:14,386
Uh-oh! Bertie,
I think seeing your snake go
489
00:18:14,469 --> 00:18:16,138
is making my snake
have to go, too.
490
00:18:16,221 --> 00:18:17,139
(shouts)
491
00:18:17,222 --> 00:18:18,682
(grunts)
492
00:18:18,765 --> 00:18:20,892
Oh, God. Oh, God!
493
00:18:23,562 --> 00:18:25,480
I'm open! I...
494
00:18:27,566 --> 00:18:29,901
Oh, oh, Mommy!
495
00:18:30,777 --> 00:18:34,406
Hey, what happened to all
my lasagna ingredients?
496
00:18:34,489 --> 00:18:35,407
(bell dings)
497
00:18:35,490 --> 00:18:36,616
Oh!
(giggles)
498
00:18:36,700 --> 00:18:37,617
Thank you.
499
00:18:37,701 --> 00:18:39,286
(hissing)
500
00:18:40,161 --> 00:18:42,706
What am I going to do?
Chef Garcia is on her way.
501
00:18:42,789 --> 00:18:44,916
I can't pitch without
my snake power!
502
00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:46,334
Bertie, don't you get it?
503
00:18:46,418 --> 00:18:48,003
It was never about the snake.
504
00:18:48,086 --> 00:18:50,171
The magic was in you all along.
505
00:18:50,255 --> 00:18:52,299
Okay. Yeah. Yeah.
506
00:18:52,382 --> 00:18:55,927
Okay. So, it's Bug Bundts.
From before.
507
00:18:56,011 --> 00:18:59,556
But this time I made them.
I did it.
508
00:18:59,639 --> 00:19:01,224
I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
509
00:19:01,308 --> 00:19:04,728
Sorry to the competition for
what they're gonna have to...
510
00:19:04,811 --> 00:19:09,065
I made all six bugs
and I added even more bugs
511
00:19:09,149 --> 00:19:11,484
with even more complicated
backstories.
512
00:19:11,568 --> 00:19:15,196
One of the flavors
is now "Bugs."
513
00:19:15,280 --> 00:19:17,782
(shuddering)
514
00:19:17,866 --> 00:19:20,035
What happened to
the salad thing?
515
00:19:20,118 --> 00:19:22,203
Yeah, okay, but you only
liked that pitch
516
00:19:22,287 --> 00:19:24,080
because I was inside a snake.
517
00:19:24,164 --> 00:19:26,625
I worked so much harder
on the bug idea,
518
00:19:26,708 --> 00:19:28,627
and it's better, Chef Garcia.
519
00:19:28,710 --> 00:19:31,379
And if you can't see that
because I'm not inside a snake,
520
00:19:31,463 --> 00:19:33,423
then you're making
a big mistake.
521
00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:34,799
A "misnake."
522
00:19:34,883 --> 00:19:36,468
Huh. Yeah, maybe.
523
00:19:36,551 --> 00:19:38,720
Maybe I liked the salads more
because you were in the snake.
524
00:19:38,803 --> 00:19:40,138
Or maybe it was a better idea.
525
00:19:40,221 --> 00:19:41,348
Or maybe you pitched it better.
526
00:19:41,431 --> 00:19:42,933
Or maybe you pitched it worse,
527
00:19:43,016 --> 00:19:44,768
but I liked that you hadn't
figured it all out yet.
528
00:19:44,851 --> 00:19:47,020
Who knows?
Anyway, I chose salads.
529
00:19:47,103 --> 00:19:49,105
So, you should probably spend
less time wondering why
530
00:19:49,189 --> 00:19:51,149
and more time baking cakes
that look like croutons.
531
00:19:51,232 --> 00:19:53,193
I'll see you tomorrow.
532
00:19:53,276 --> 00:19:56,237
Okay, remember when I said
the magic was in you?
533
00:19:56,321 --> 00:19:57,280
I was wrong.
534
00:19:57,364 --> 00:19:59,240
The magic was 1,000% the snake.
535
00:19:59,324 --> 00:20:02,535
-Aw.
-Okay, I'm gonna bounce.
536
00:20:03,453 --> 00:20:04,829
Figgy, are you there?
537
00:20:04,913 --> 00:20:07,958
I'm sorry if I made things weird
with all my rules.
538
00:20:08,041 --> 00:20:10,961
I don't want you to feel like
you can't be yourself around me.
539
00:20:11,044 --> 00:20:13,964
I love and accept you
as you are.
540
00:20:14,047 --> 00:20:15,298
All of you.
541
00:20:15,882 --> 00:20:17,300
Uh...
542
00:20:21,596 --> 00:20:23,848
-Figgy?
-(rustling)
543
00:20:23,932 --> 00:20:25,600
-(cracking)
-Figgy?
544
00:20:25,684 --> 00:20:27,018
(groaning)
545
00:20:27,852 --> 00:20:30,105
Is this because
I let you drink at dinner?
546
00:20:30,188 --> 00:20:32,232
Did I send you down
a slippery slope?
547
00:20:32,315 --> 00:20:36,027
Uh, no. No.
I do this when I'm alone.
548
00:20:36,111 --> 00:20:39,322
Once a week. Twice, t-tops.
549
00:20:39,406 --> 00:20:40,699
Your leaves are dying.
550
00:20:40,782 --> 00:20:42,617
Give a few days.
He'll grow back.
551
00:20:42,701 --> 00:20:44,536
Figgy, I don't think this is...
552
00:20:44,619 --> 00:20:46,830
Hey! What's my one rule?
553
00:20:46,913 --> 00:20:48,248
(exhales)
554
00:20:48,331 --> 00:20:50,917
(slurring): Come on, I just
need for myself sometime.
555
00:20:51,001 --> 00:20:52,752
It's not hurting anyone.
556
00:20:53,753 --> 00:20:56,589
You're right, I broke your rule.
557
00:20:56,673 --> 00:20:58,216
Let's just...
558
00:20:58,299 --> 00:21:00,510
Why don't you call me
when you're feeling better?
559
00:21:02,012 --> 00:21:03,138
I love you.
560
00:21:03,221 --> 00:21:06,725
I love you too, Sweetie-tooks.
561
00:21:10,312 --> 00:21:11,771
(sighs)
562
00:21:14,024 --> 00:21:15,108
(shudders)
563
00:21:19,779 --> 00:21:21,531
Hi, again. Hi.
564
00:21:21,614 --> 00:21:24,826
I don't want to lie to you and
pretend that I'm okay with this.
565
00:21:24,909 --> 00:21:26,911
I know nothing I say
is going to change you,
566
00:21:26,995 --> 00:21:29,122
but I can't care about you
567
00:21:29,205 --> 00:21:31,374
and know that you're
hurting yourself.
568
00:21:31,458 --> 00:21:33,126
I just can't.
569
00:21:33,209 --> 00:21:34,711
I'm sorry.
570
00:21:37,088 --> 00:21:39,549
Does this look like an olive?
571
00:21:39,632 --> 00:21:41,926
I think you're doing
a great job.
572
00:21:42,010 --> 00:21:44,429
(sighs)
why do I care so much, Speckle?
573
00:21:44,512 --> 00:21:46,431
You know, everything
would be so much easier
574
00:21:46,514 --> 00:21:50,602
if I could just be a cool,
tough, emotionless snake.
575
00:21:50,685 --> 00:21:52,228
Well, for what it's worth,
576
00:21:52,312 --> 00:21:56,399
I like not-cool, tender,
emotional Bertie.
577
00:21:56,483 --> 00:21:57,609
In fact,
578
00:21:57,692 --> 00:21:59,694
olive her.
579
00:21:59,778 --> 00:22:01,863
-Mwah.
-(giggles)
580
00:22:01,946 --> 00:22:03,531
Speckle.
581
00:22:04,949 --> 00:22:07,077
(knocking on door)
582
00:22:08,078 --> 00:22:09,204
Uh...
583
00:22:10,830 --> 00:22:13,458
Bertie, I'm sad.
584
00:22:15,126 --> 00:22:17,212
♪ ♪
585
00:22:21,257 --> 00:22:23,343
♪ ♪
586
00:22:36,773 --> 00:22:38,858
♪ ♪
587
00:22:51,287 --> 00:22:53,206
(groaning)
588
00:22:53,289 --> 00:22:55,333
(hissing)
589
00:22:55,416 --> 00:22:56,835
(screaming)
590
00:22:56,918 --> 00:23:04,968
(dogs barking)
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