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Merry Christmas!
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Merry Christmas... no!
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Why did you bring that here?
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Don't worry, she's dead.
Oh, wait.
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He's dead.
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Dwight? What...
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I accidentally ran over it.
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It's a Christmas miracle.
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Well, get it out of here.
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Relax, okay? And
because this is Christmas,
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I am going to roast this goose
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and prepare it with
a wild rice dressing.
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Do we have any cayenne pepper
in the kitchen?
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Merry Christmas, Dwight. Jim.
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Wow. What do we got here?
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What does it look like?
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Dead goose.
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And circle gets the square.
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All right.
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So, can you watch this?
I'm gonna get
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my carving knife
out of the trunk.
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Oh, Dwight,
we talked about this.
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No, Toby, this is different.
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He's already dead.
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Once I brought in a duck to prepare
for lunch, and people got upset.
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Apparently they got
attached to the duck
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and didn't want
to see it killed.
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He was already dead,
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and we schrutes use
every part of the goose.
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The meat has a delicious,
smoky, rich flavor.
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Plus, you can use
the molten goose grease,
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and save it in the refrigerator,
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thus saving you
a trip to the store
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for a can of
expensive goose grease.
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Wow. Win-win.
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Exactly. Thank you, Jim.
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I like goose.
And it's already dead.
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Is it so crazy if we eat it?
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That's crazy. It's crazy.
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Dwight, you cannot
keep that here.
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Okay, that is ridiculous, and
totally against the spirit of Christmas.
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Come on, Dwight, we went
over this, like, for half an hour.
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It's Christmas, Toby.
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It's a dead animal in
our office. You can't...
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I'm sorry.
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Please. Please.
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Clean it in your car.
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I would like it off my desk.
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Oh, Pam, take a chill pill.
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Deck the halls
with boughs of Holly
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fa, la,
la, la, la, la, la, la, la
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'tis...
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Hey! I would like a nice
slice of Christmas Pam.
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Side of candied pams.
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And perhaps, some Pam chops...
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Can I help you, Michael?
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With mint.
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I'm looking for
the toy drive box.
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Okay. It's behind you.
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Well, I need to put
this bike in there.
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I hope it will fit, with all
these little knick-knacks.
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Wow. What kind of bike is that?
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I don't know. Average kind.
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The tires look pretty worn.
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Well, that is
probably from the test drive.
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But the paint's chipping.
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Is that your old bike, Michael?
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Yo, Michael. Sweet ride, Mike.
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Oh, thanks.
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Michael? Yes?
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Oh, Pam, that is so sweet.
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You didn't have to do that.
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I didn't. It's from corporate.
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Okay. Did everybody
get one of these?
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Pam: Yep.
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Terrific. Good.
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This is going to be
the best Christmas ever.
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My girlfriend, Carole, is
coming to our party tonight
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and I have
a little surprise for her.
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I've got two tickets to paradise
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pack your bags we 're
leaving day after tomorrow
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I'm taking her to sandals,
Jamaica, all-inclusive.
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All-inclusive.
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You know what that means, right?
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Yeah!
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I think you're supposed to
put a toy in the box, creed.
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And a happy holiday to you.
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Carole.
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Hi. Is Michael around here?
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There she is!
A Christmas Carole. Hello.
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You're about five
hours early to the party.
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Oh, you're such a blonde.
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Michael...
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Hey, everybody? I don't
know who you haven't met yet,
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but I think this is one of them.
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This is my girlfriend, Carole.
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This is just the front of her.
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Show them the other side.
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What?
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Turn around.
Turn around. Come on.
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Get out of here!
No, you get out of here.
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Andy: Michael? Yes.
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If I may say, she's even
prettier than you described her.
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Oh, ouch! Michael, I don't
think there's anything wrong
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with the way you described her.
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Thank you.
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I really need
a moment alone with you.
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Not as much as I need
a moment alone with you.
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What is this?
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Michael:
That is my Christmas card.
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It's a picture of you
and me and your kids
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on a ski trip, having a blast.
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"Ski-eason's greetings."
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No. See,
we never went on a ski trip.
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I know. I know.
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Iwent on a ski trip... right.
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Two years ago with my kids
and my ex-husband.
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Yes, but what you
didn't realize at the time
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was that I was
with you, in a sense.
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I was in your heart...
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Michael... and next
to your kids. What?
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This is so weird.
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I don't understand.
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It's a bold move to
Photoshop yourself
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into a picture with your
girlfriend and her kids
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on a ski trip
with their real father.
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But then again,
Michael's a bold guy.
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Is "bold" the right word?
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I think you're
a really sweet guy.
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Okay.
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But I don't know
how to deal with
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this thing, and the proposal,
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and I don't think things
are gonna work out with us.
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No. No,
no, no, no, no. Okay. Okay.
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You know what?
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You're not thinking straight.
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You know what you need?
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You need to think
this through in...
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"Jamaica's largest
freshwater pool!"
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What are you talking about?
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I got us tickets
to sandals, Jamaica.
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We leave day after tomorrow.
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You had better find the
skimpiest bikini there is.
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Michael...
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And it's all-inclusive.
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Michael...
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Yes.
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I'm sorry.
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No... Carole?
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You walk out that
door and it is over.
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I know.
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Jim?
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Hey. Hey.
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I need to give you your
Christmas gift now, because...
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Well, I'lljusttell you.
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What?
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For the past few months,
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I've been sending Dwight
letters from the CIA.
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Are you serious?
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They're considering him
for a top-secret mission.
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There's his application.
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Oh, and this is where
I made him list every secret
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he promised
he'd never, ever tell.
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"Lastyean my boss,
Michael Scott, took a day off
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"because he said
he had pneumonia,
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"but, really, he was leaving
early to go to magic camp." Wow.
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So, here's the gift.
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You get to decide what
his top-secret mission is.
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Sorry I didn't wrap it.
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You know what?
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I really don't think I should be
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doing this stuff
anymore, though.
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No, just because
of the promotion.
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Oh, yeah.
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Just feels a little bit like...
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No, I get it. Of course. Okay.
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I feel like there's a chance
for me to start over.
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And if I fall back into the
same kind of things I used to do,
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then what am I doing?
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I'd like everybody's attention.
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Christmas is canceled.
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You can't cancel a holiday.
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Keep it up, Stanley,
and you'll lose new year's.
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What does that mean?
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Jim, take new year's
away from Stanley.
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Michael, what's going on?
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Carole and I split up.
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Amicably.
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And I just don't think
it would be appropriate
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to celebrate under
the circumstances.
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Will they still air Rudolph?
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That's not fair!
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Are we going to
cancel hanukkah as well?
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Fine! Have your party.
Just no guests.
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But we invited guests.
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Well, you know what, Phyllis?
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All of your guests
would have probably canceled
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at the last minute anyway,
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leaving your life a stupid,
rotten mess.
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So. Okay.
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Michael: It hurts.
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I know.
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It hurts my heart.
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It hurts my stomach.
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It hurts my arms.
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Okay, well,
why are you laying like that?
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Thanks.
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How did you push
away the bad thoughts?
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Like what?
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Like maybe,
the real reason they left
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was because there were things
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they wanted you to
do in bed that were...
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What...
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Foreign and scary?
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I don't really...
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And not that you
didn't want to try them.
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Some wine might have helped.
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Do you know what
I'm referring to?
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Pam: I don't need to know.
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Michael? Yeah?
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Sorry to interrupt.
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It appears we're
one bathrobe short.
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Copy. Take it from Toby.
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Pam, would you like to go
to sandals, Jamaica with me?
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It's all... okay. No, thank you.
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Hey, Dwight.
Pretty nice robes. I...
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Phyllis, I need you to pick
up green streamers at lunch.
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I thought you said
green was whorish.
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No. Orange is whorish.
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So, lhad a couple of ideas
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to make the stamford
people feel more at home.
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Each year we have
a Christmas raffle...
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Okay. It would never work here.
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Okay.
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Another idea was karaoke.
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A Christmas drinking game.
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Yes!
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God help you.
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What?
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These are all terrible ideas.
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And none of them are on the
theme of a nutcracker Christmas.
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I think you should leave.
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You're kidding.
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You tried this out,
and it's clearly not for you.
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It's time to go.
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Come on. Please? Thank you.
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Okay. Thank you very much.
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You
touched my heart you touched my soul
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you changed my
life and all my goals
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I know you well
I know your smell
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what are you doing?
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We're getting rid of everything
that reminds you of Carole.
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Hey, what's the haps?
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Carole?
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Oh, look at this.
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Your old condo closing papers.
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It's riddled with Carole's name.
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I wish I could
throw this in the box.
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You have been the one for me
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Why don't you just
buy the whole song?
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I don't have to buy it.
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I just want to taste it.
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I just want... I just
want a little taste of it.
264
00:12:34,212 --> 00:12:37,048
Look at this,
she saved you $2,000
265
00:12:37,131 --> 00:12:40,051
becausethey failed to
report a mold problem.
266
00:12:40,843 --> 00:12:43,096
But wouldn't that
affect the final...
267
00:12:43,179 --> 00:12:44,681
How did she...
268
00:12:45,848 --> 00:12:48,977
Oh, I see what she did.
That is good.
269
00:12:49,102 --> 00:12:52,272
Wow. That Carole
is one smart cookie.
270
00:12:52,397 --> 00:12:56,234
Goodbye my lover,
goodbye my friend
271
00:12:56,359 --> 00:12:57,527
you have been the one
272
00:12:58,695 --> 00:13:00,905
you have been the one for me
273
00:13:06,744 --> 00:13:08,621
You touched my heart,
you touched my soul...
274
00:13:08,871 --> 00:13:10,665
This is an old adage.
275
00:13:11,457 --> 00:13:14,294
But they say that
when you find true love,
276
00:13:14,377 --> 00:13:18,006
you know within
the first 24 hours.
277
00:13:18,172 --> 00:13:19,340
With Carole,
278
00:13:20,425 --> 00:13:24,887
I knew within the first 24 minutes
of the second day I met her.
279
00:13:36,441 --> 00:13:38,335
Pam: I feel like I've been
kind of cold to Karen.
280
00:13:38,359 --> 00:13:40,194
And there's no
real reason for it.
281
00:13:40,695 --> 00:13:43,656
I mean, it's not like she's
ever done anything to me.
282
00:13:43,740 --> 00:13:46,492
So, I think I probably
shouldn't be cold to her.
283
00:13:47,535 --> 00:13:49,829
Hey, Karen, sorry
about that meeting today.
284
00:13:49,954 --> 00:13:52,290
That was really crazy.
285
00:13:52,457 --> 00:13:54,375
Yeah, right?
I'm so glad you said that.
286
00:13:54,459 --> 00:13:56,878
Because I don't know how
those meetings usually go.
287
00:13:57,045 --> 00:13:59,005
Usually like that.
288
00:13:59,088 --> 00:14:01,007
Does anyone ever
stand up to Angela? Or...
289
00:14:01,174 --> 00:14:03,092
I think one of
her cats did once.
290
00:14:03,217 --> 00:14:05,094
She came in with
scratches all over her face.
291
00:14:05,178 --> 00:14:06,387
Right.
292
00:14:08,639 --> 00:14:09,867
I really liked
your karaoke idea.
293
00:14:09,891 --> 00:14:11,059
Oh, cool, yeah.
294
00:14:11,142 --> 00:14:12,268
That could really be fun.
295
00:14:12,352 --> 00:14:13,644
Youguysdoarafib? Thank you.
296
00:14:13,728 --> 00:14:14,771
Yeah, we do a raffle.
297
00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:21,361
Hey, kev. Hey.
298
00:14:34,957 --> 00:14:36,626
This should have
been up yesterday.
299
00:14:36,751 --> 00:14:38,419
It'll be all right.
300
00:14:40,963 --> 00:14:42,215
What is that?
301
00:14:42,340 --> 00:14:44,592
"The committee to
plan parties invites you
302
00:14:44,675 --> 00:14:46,219
"to a Margarita
-karaoke-Christmas"?
303
00:14:46,427 --> 00:14:48,530
There's no such thing as
the committee to plan parties!
304
00:14:48,554 --> 00:14:49,972
There is now.
We just started it.
305
00:14:50,056 --> 00:14:52,183
Angela: Well, you can't
just start a committee.
306
00:14:52,266 --> 00:14:53,267
You have to have funding.
307
00:14:53,351 --> 00:14:54,394
What's your funding?
308
00:14:54,519 --> 00:14:55,645
Two hundred dollars.
309
00:14:55,728 --> 00:14:56,938
What's ours again?
310
00:14:57,021 --> 00:14:58,815
Two hundred and one dollars.
Right.
311
00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:00,691
Hey, a Margarita-karaoke-
Christmas party.
312
00:15:00,858 --> 00:15:02,693
That sounds like fun.
313
00:15:02,777 --> 00:15:04,278
No. That is not a party.
314
00:15:04,362 --> 00:15:05,881
There is only one party,
and it's hosted
315
00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:07,323
by the party planning committee,
316
00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:08,741
and it starts at 3:00.
317
00:15:08,825 --> 00:15:10,660
Then why are there two flyers?
318
00:15:10,743 --> 00:15:14,247
I understand that this is confusing
for everyone. Let me explain.
319
00:15:14,330 --> 00:15:15,516
There's a party
that starts at 3:00...
320
00:15:15,540 --> 00:15:16,624
Right.
321
00:15:16,707 --> 00:15:20,086
And then there's a way more
fun party that starts at 2:45.
322
00:15:20,169 --> 00:15:22,922
Right, and ifyou're interested
in the way-more-fun party,
323
00:15:23,005 --> 00:15:24,966
all the info can be found here,
324
00:15:25,091 --> 00:15:27,009
on our more
brightly colored flyer.
325
00:15:32,890 --> 00:15:34,350
I didn't see where it was.
326
00:15:36,352 --> 00:15:38,980
Jim: Yep, looks like the Scranton
people and the stamford people
327
00:15:39,063 --> 00:15:41,190
are finally coming together.
328
00:15:41,858 --> 00:15:43,192
And that's what you want, right?
329
00:15:45,862 --> 00:15:46,904
I think that's really...
330
00:15:47,029 --> 00:15:48,114
Pam and Karen,
331
00:15:48,197 --> 00:15:50,158
I am ordering you
to cease and desist
332
00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:52,243
all party planning immediately.
333
00:15:52,326 --> 00:15:53,369
You can't do that.
334
00:15:53,453 --> 00:15:55,788
As ranking number three
in this office, I am order...
335
00:15:55,872 --> 00:15:57,582
I'm numberthree.
You're numberfour.
336
00:15:57,665 --> 00:15:59,250
Yeah, but I'm number three. No.
337
00:15:59,333 --> 00:16:01,461
You must turn over to me
all Christmas decorations
338
00:16:01,544 --> 00:16:03,129
and party
paraphernalia immediately.
339
00:16:03,254 --> 00:16:04,815
They will be returned
to you on January 4.
340
00:16:04,839 --> 00:16:05,941
Okay, I think I can help here.
341
00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:06,966
Okay, good.
342
00:16:07,049 --> 00:16:08,134
As ranking numbertwo,
343
00:16:08,217 --> 00:16:09,697
I am starting
a committee to determine
344
00:16:09,844 --> 00:16:11,262
the validity of
the two committees,
345
00:16:11,345 --> 00:16:12,722
and I am the sole member.
346
00:16:12,805 --> 00:16:13,907
The committee
will act on this now.
347
00:16:13,931 --> 00:16:14,932
Okay, this is stupid.
348
00:16:15,016 --> 00:16:16,201
Could you please keep it down?
349
00:16:16,225 --> 00:16:17,351
I'm in session.
350
00:16:20,188 --> 00:16:21,707
I have determined
that this committee is valid.
351
00:16:21,731 --> 00:16:23,816
Yeah! What? No! No!
Wait! Wait, wait, wait.
352
00:16:23,900 --> 00:16:26,736
Permission to join
the validity committee.
353
00:16:29,071 --> 00:16:30,072
Permission denied.
354
00:16:30,198 --> 00:16:31,199
Damn it.
355
00:16:34,202 --> 00:16:38,456
Hey. I can't concentrate when
I know you're in pain, man.
356
00:16:38,539 --> 00:16:40,541
Let me take you to lunch.
357
00:16:42,668 --> 00:16:44,378
Come on! My treat.
358
00:16:44,754 --> 00:16:46,172
All right.
359
00:16:46,255 --> 00:16:47,733
Nothing here to
distract myself with anyway.
360
00:16:47,757 --> 00:16:49,300
That's my boy.
361
00:16:49,717 --> 00:16:51,010
I know the perfect place, too.
362
00:16:51,177 --> 00:16:52,470
Hooters?
363
00:16:52,595 --> 00:16:55,640
No. Benihana. Much classier.
364
00:16:56,390 --> 00:16:59,519
But don't worry, the
babes are totally hot, too.
365
00:17:02,939 --> 00:17:04,398
I need my entourage.
366
00:17:04,524 --> 00:17:05,983
Jim! Dwight! Ryan. Come on.
367
00:17:06,067 --> 00:17:07,318
We're going to Asian Hooters.
368
00:17:07,401 --> 00:17:09,445
Oh, man, I can't. Why not?
369
00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:10,530
I'm not feeling so well.
370
00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:11,798
I got a ton of work to do here.
371
00:17:11,822 --> 00:17:13,533
Msg allergy, peanut allergy.
372
00:17:13,658 --> 00:17:15,368
I just ate there last night.
373
00:17:16,369 --> 00:17:18,079
All right. Feel better. Thanks.
374
00:17:18,162 --> 00:17:19,348
Michael: Come on, Jim, let's go.
375
00:17:19,372 --> 00:17:20,414
Okay.
376
00:17:21,916 --> 00:17:23,960
Wow! Thanks for taking
all the excuses, dude.
377
00:17:24,043 --> 00:17:25,883
Doctor appointment.
Car trouble. Planter warts.
378
00:17:26,003 --> 00:17:27,189
Grandad fought in world war ii.
379
00:17:27,213 --> 00:17:29,173
Use your head, man.
I keep mine in here.
380
00:17:29,340 --> 00:17:31,342
Look alive, Halpert.
Welcome back.
381
00:17:32,301 --> 00:17:34,470
Bros before hos. Why?
382
00:17:34,595 --> 00:17:36,764
Because your bros are
always there for you.
383
00:17:36,847 --> 00:17:38,015
They have got your back
384
00:17:38,307 --> 00:17:41,185
afieryourho rips your heart
out for no good reason.
385
00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:44,605
And you were nothing
but great to your ho,
386
00:17:44,689 --> 00:17:47,108
and you told her that she
was the only ho for you,
387
00:17:47,191 --> 00:17:51,070
and that she was better than
all the other hos in the world.
388
00:17:51,153 --> 00:17:52,530
And then...
389
00:17:55,283 --> 00:17:58,786
Then suddenly she's
not your ho no mo'!
390
00:18:04,875 --> 00:18:09,046
So she looks
really hot, so I said,
391
00:18:09,130 --> 00:18:12,091
"you look hotter than
usual today." Thank you.
392
00:18:12,883 --> 00:18:14,135
Michael?
393
00:18:15,177 --> 00:18:17,179
Head of the table. May I?
394
00:18:21,017 --> 00:18:22,768
Actually, sir,
395
00:18:22,852 --> 00:18:23,996
I'm going to need to
take this chair, so...
396
00:18:24,020 --> 00:18:25,104
Dwight, just leave him.
397
00:18:25,187 --> 00:18:27,189
Leave them alone, please.
398
00:18:27,356 --> 00:18:29,358
They are on a date.
They look very happy.
399
00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:33,362
Andy: So she looks at me,
right, and she goes,
400
00:18:33,487 --> 00:18:35,698
"I'm sorry. Do I even know you?"
401
00:18:36,365 --> 00:18:38,284
After a year!
402
00:18:38,367 --> 00:18:39,647
A year of buying
lattes from her.
403
00:18:39,702 --> 00:18:40,911
Do you believe that?
404
00:18:40,995 --> 00:18:42,038
Yes.
405
00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:44,457
I can't hear what you're saying.
406
00:18:44,540 --> 00:18:45,660
Carole used to drink lattes.
407
00:18:45,708 --> 00:18:46,810
Dwight:
Who're you talking about?
408
00:18:46,834 --> 00:18:49,545
She would get this
little foam mustache...
409
00:18:49,629 --> 00:18:50,814
Dwight: Carole had a mustache?
410
00:18:50,838 --> 00:18:52,840
And I used to say,
"hey, got latte?"
411
00:18:53,007 --> 00:18:55,092
And she'd say,
"that's not funny."
412
00:18:55,176 --> 00:18:56,844
What are you guys talking about?
413
00:18:57,011 --> 00:18:58,679
She totally got me.
She understood
414
00:18:59,972 --> 00:19:01,932
that we didn't
havetolaugh_. Michael?
415
00:19:02,016 --> 00:19:03,392
To enjoy each other. Michael.
416
00:19:03,476 --> 00:19:04,518
What?
417
00:19:04,644 --> 00:19:05,704
Repeat what you said louder!
418
00:19:05,728 --> 00:19:08,230
It is my job to be
there for Michael.
419
00:19:08,314 --> 00:19:09,732
How can I be there for Michael
420
00:19:09,857 --> 00:19:11,776
if I'm here for Michael?
421
00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:18,240
I'm already starting to forget
what color eyes she had.
422
00:19:19,450 --> 00:19:21,369
I can't...
Okay, I'm gonna call her.
423
00:19:21,702 --> 00:19:23,746
I am going to call
and find out... no!
424
00:19:23,829 --> 00:19:24,830
Who are you calling?
425
00:19:24,914 --> 00:19:25,998
Put it away. Put that away.
426
00:19:26,123 --> 00:19:27,166
I'm going to call her.
427
00:19:27,249 --> 00:19:30,002
Sos! We... hi. Mayday!
428
00:19:30,878 --> 00:19:32,588
Man down over here.
We need your help.
429
00:19:32,713 --> 00:19:34,423
What can I get for you?
430
00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:38,511
I think we'll start
with a round of nagasakis.
431
00:19:39,345 --> 00:19:42,348
One part eggnog,
three parts sake.
432
00:19:43,099 --> 00:19:47,353
Some places won't make it for you,
though, because eggnog is seasonal.
433
00:19:49,730 --> 00:19:52,066
You should put out
salt for the rims.
434
00:19:52,817 --> 00:19:54,568
That's a great idea.
435
00:19:54,985 --> 00:19:56,570
Angela: Phyllis?
436
00:19:56,696 --> 00:19:58,364
I was just getting a snack.
437
00:19:58,447 --> 00:19:59,990
You can have your snack in here.
438
00:20:00,074 --> 00:20:02,493
Pam, don't tell her
what to do. Phyllis?
439
00:20:03,452 --> 00:20:04,578
Okay.
440
00:20:09,917 --> 00:20:11,836
I think I'll go
to Angela's party,
441
00:20:11,961 --> 00:20:13,921
becausethats the party I know.
442
00:20:14,755 --> 00:20:18,342
I miss the days when there was
only one party I didn't want to go to.
443
00:20:19,885 --> 00:20:21,804
So, I only use three?
444
00:20:22,555 --> 00:20:24,783
If you're using more than three
pieces of tape to wrap a present,
445
00:20:24,807 --> 00:20:25,850
you're doing it wrong.
446
00:20:25,933 --> 00:20:28,352
Okay. And where'd you get
all those cool bows?
447
00:20:28,519 --> 00:20:30,980
Oh, I just get those
at any party supply place.
448
00:20:32,064 --> 00:20:33,190
Okay.
449
00:20:34,817 --> 00:20:36,068
Are you sure I can't use, like,
450
00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:37,528
the cartoons from the newspaper?
451
00:20:37,611 --> 00:20:39,530
Oh, yeah,
your mom will love that.
452
00:20:41,407 --> 00:20:42,742
Hey. Hey.
453
00:20:43,743 --> 00:20:45,119
All right,
I'll see you guys later.
454
00:20:47,997 --> 00:20:50,207
He's cute. You should date him.
455
00:20:51,542 --> 00:20:52,960
Yeah, maybe.
456
00:20:58,090 --> 00:21:00,968
Looks like you got a little
nakiri knife action going there.
457
00:21:01,051 --> 00:21:02,636
No, is usuba.
458
00:21:03,637 --> 00:21:05,681
Yeah, I bet you wish you had
a nakiri, though.
459
00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:07,641
Actually,
the usuba is the better knife
460
00:21:07,767 --> 00:21:09,643
when you working
with this quantity.
461
00:21:09,727 --> 00:21:12,938
I don't know.
Still think nakiri's better.
462
00:21:13,314 --> 00:21:15,024
I think he'd know.
463
00:21:18,736 --> 00:21:21,197
Nothing he's doing
is cheering me up.
464
00:21:21,405 --> 00:21:23,866
Wait for the onion. Trust me.
465
00:21:27,161 --> 00:21:28,829
Andy: Hey, Cindy,
466
00:21:28,913 --> 00:21:30,164
he just had his heart broken.
467
00:21:30,289 --> 00:21:31,683
You wouldn't do
that to him, would you?
468
00:21:31,707 --> 00:21:33,167
I don't know.
469
00:21:33,250 --> 00:21:34,794
Sure you would! Look at you.
470
00:21:34,919 --> 00:21:36,545
I bet you break up
with a guy every hour.
471
00:21:38,881 --> 00:21:41,050
You made her laugh! Yes!
472
00:21:41,175 --> 00:21:43,344
She totally digs us.
473
00:21:43,844 --> 00:21:45,221
Watch. Watch. Watch.
474
00:21:49,350 --> 00:21:51,101
What did I tell you?
475
00:21:51,185 --> 00:21:53,062
You're right. That's good.
476
00:21:57,983 --> 00:21:59,401
Hello, everyone.
477
00:21:59,568 --> 00:22:01,195
We would just
like to announce that
478
00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:03,040
our party is starting
now in the break room.
479
00:22:04,198 --> 00:22:10,162
I have a very important announcement
to make about your paychecks.
480
00:22:11,705 --> 00:22:15,501
Your paychecks will be
arriving, as scheduled, on Friday.
481
00:22:16,335 --> 00:22:20,297
And they will be in the correct
amount that they normally are in.
482
00:22:23,092 --> 00:22:25,636
Please stand by for a very
important announcement
483
00:22:26,387 --> 00:22:28,806
further regarding your paycheck!
484
00:22:31,225 --> 00:22:33,018
I need to know if I
can start the party.
485
00:22:35,187 --> 00:22:36,313
Michael.
486
00:22:38,023 --> 00:22:39,733
Over here! Michael!
487
00:22:40,401 --> 00:22:41,569
It's...
488
00:22:42,736 --> 00:22:45,155
I don't know.
No one can hear me.
489
00:22:45,739 --> 00:22:47,032
You know what? Start the party.
490
00:22:47,575 --> 00:22:49,368
Did Michael give you
permission to do this?
491
00:22:51,620 --> 00:22:52,830
Start the party.
492
00:22:55,249 --> 00:22:57,501
Also, I would like to inform you
493
00:22:57,585 --> 00:23:01,714
that, as a special treat, my
party will be starting early.
494
00:23:01,797 --> 00:23:04,842
In fact, itwill be
starting right now.
495
00:23:04,925 --> 00:23:07,219
Yeah. Our party
is also starting now.
496
00:23:33,495 --> 00:23:35,331
All right, Stanley! Good choice!
497
00:23:39,168 --> 00:23:40,794
Welcome, Hannah!
498
00:23:40,920 --> 00:23:42,588
You will not be disappointed!
499
00:23:42,671 --> 00:23:44,173
Why would I be disappointed?
500
00:23:44,256 --> 00:23:45,841
I said you
wouldn't be disappointed.
501
00:23:49,386 --> 00:23:53,557
Meredith, if you don't come to my
party, you will be very, very sorry.
502
00:23:54,642 --> 00:23:56,268
That a threat?
503
00:23:57,019 --> 00:23:58,312
No, it's an invitation.
504
00:23:58,479 --> 00:23:59,480
We have vodka!
505
00:23:59,605 --> 00:24:00,648
Lots of it.
506
00:24:05,653 --> 00:24:09,573
I hear Angela's party will
have double-fudge brownies.
507
00:24:09,865 --> 00:24:11,867
It will also have Angela.
508
00:24:12,576 --> 00:24:15,913
So double-fudge, Angela.
509
00:24:17,247 --> 00:24:18,749
Double-fudge,
510
00:24:20,459 --> 00:24:21,669
Angela.
511
00:24:28,592 --> 00:24:31,220
Brownies. Cupcakes.
512
00:24:31,387 --> 00:24:32,888
Don't push it.
513
00:24:42,523 --> 00:24:44,608
Are we taking this too far?
514
00:24:45,067 --> 00:24:47,903
You know what, I don't think
we're taking this far enough.
515
00:24:49,196 --> 00:24:50,280
What?
516
00:24:50,739 --> 00:24:52,449
I got goosebumps.
517
00:24:54,535 --> 00:24:55,828
I don't back down.
518
00:24:55,911 --> 00:24:57,997
My sister and I used
to be best friends,
519
00:24:58,122 --> 00:25:00,249
and we haven't
talked in 16 years
520
00:25:00,332 --> 00:25:03,168
over some disagreement
I don't even remember.
521
00:25:05,087 --> 00:25:07,047
Yeah, I'm pretty good.
522
00:25:08,799 --> 00:25:09,800
Mmm.
523
00:25:10,342 --> 00:25:13,262
Damn, this chicken is good!
524
00:25:13,387 --> 00:25:16,348
My compliments to the chef,
which is you!
525
00:25:17,099 --> 00:25:18,267
Right?
526
00:25:19,977 --> 00:25:21,937
Awesome! I need some meat.
527
00:25:22,062 --> 00:25:24,064
I want some steak.
528
00:25:25,858 --> 00:25:28,944
That guy's got steak.
I see steak!
529
00:25:29,028 --> 00:25:30,237
Excuse me. Excuse me.
530
00:25:30,821 --> 00:25:31,905
En garde!
531
00:25:33,574 --> 00:25:34,908
It's family style.
532
00:25:35,075 --> 00:25:36,410
No. It's not.
533
00:25:37,494 --> 00:25:38,829
Cindy! Cindy.
534
00:25:38,912 --> 00:25:41,415
I love steak. I love it!
535
00:25:42,708 --> 00:25:47,546
I want you to close your eyes
and imagine your dream house.
536
00:25:49,590 --> 00:25:51,300
Come on! Do it for Michael.
537
00:25:51,425 --> 00:25:53,135
He's had a really long day.
538
00:25:53,886 --> 00:25:55,345
What're you doing?
539
00:25:55,429 --> 00:25:56,805
This is great.
540
00:25:56,889 --> 00:25:58,724
Okay... Dwight: Jim! Jim!
541
00:25:58,807 --> 00:26:00,225
Cindy, you are so...
542
00:26:00,309 --> 00:26:01,560
What...
543
00:26:02,102 --> 00:26:03,771
What's happening?
544
00:26:05,105 --> 00:26:07,107
She's asleep.
545
00:26:08,484 --> 00:26:10,486
Narcolepsy. Probably.
546
00:26:11,361 --> 00:26:15,407
Okay. Now, open your eyes
and describe it to me.
547
00:26:16,408 --> 00:26:18,160
I don't know.
548
00:26:18,285 --> 00:26:19,995
It has four bedrooms and a loft.
549
00:26:20,079 --> 00:26:22,122
Oh, my god! Now she's up. Yeah.
550
00:26:22,206 --> 00:26:25,584
And she's trying to describe
how to correctly butcher a goose.
551
00:26:25,667 --> 00:26:27,270
But she's having
trouble coming up with it.
552
00:26:27,294 --> 00:26:30,214
Okay. Cindy! Yo! Cindy! Cindy!
553
00:26:30,964 --> 00:26:34,051
Hold its neck back, insert
the knife beneath the jaw,
554
00:26:34,134 --> 00:26:35,552
bring it all the way around.
555
00:26:35,677 --> 00:26:37,237
There's gonna be
a good amount of blood.
556
00:26:37,763 --> 00:26:38,823
But don't let that bother you.
557
00:26:38,847 --> 00:26:40,891
Have a bucket
there for the blood,
558
00:26:41,058 --> 00:26:43,102
and the innards,
and the feathers.
559
00:26:44,228 --> 00:26:45,437
Oh, no, this is different.
560
00:26:45,896 --> 00:26:47,898
The CIA thing,
that was a prank on Dwight.
561
00:26:48,482 --> 00:26:50,859
This is more like a...
562
00:26:52,402 --> 00:26:54,071
Okay. It's pretty
much the same thing.
563
00:27:09,336 --> 00:27:10,754
What do you think?
564
00:27:10,921 --> 00:27:12,005
Fruity, and delicious.
565
00:27:12,089 --> 00:27:14,091
See, I told you.
You want one, Meredith?
566
00:27:14,216 --> 00:27:16,260
No, thanks. They're too sweet.
567
00:27:17,386 --> 00:27:19,263
Hey, so, what's the status?
568
00:27:19,346 --> 00:27:20,946
It looks like they
forgot the power cord.
569
00:27:21,014 --> 00:27:22,474
What? Oh, you're kidding me!
570
00:27:22,558 --> 00:27:24,226
Ryan: No. Oh, god.
571
00:27:24,393 --> 00:27:26,270
You guys... guys?
572
00:27:26,353 --> 00:27:28,730
I'm sorry, but there's a problem
with the karaoke machine.
573
00:27:29,273 --> 00:27:31,024
Well, that blows! What?
574
00:27:31,108 --> 00:27:32,151
Hang on, little ladies.
575
00:27:32,234 --> 00:27:33,485
You don't need this thing.
576
00:27:33,610 --> 00:27:34,862
I'll go grab my synthesizer.
577
00:27:34,945 --> 00:27:35,988
Man: All right!
578
00:27:36,113 --> 00:27:37,156
Kelly: Yeah, Darryl!
579
00:27:37,239 --> 00:27:39,950
All: Darryl! Darryl! Darryl!
580
00:27:43,162 --> 00:27:45,497
Darryl! Darryl! Darryl!
581
00:27:46,206 --> 00:27:47,457
Hey.
582
00:27:48,125 --> 00:27:51,128
Hey, look, when you get
done with your meeting,
583
00:27:51,211 --> 00:27:52,355
you should come
to the break room.
584
00:27:52,379 --> 00:27:53,380
We having a party.
585
00:27:53,463 --> 00:27:54,673
Oh, okay.
586
00:27:54,798 --> 00:27:56,049
All right. See y'all.
587
00:28:01,597 --> 00:28:03,307
These nuts are
really hard to crack.
588
00:28:04,183 --> 00:28:05,809
Try harder, then.
589
00:28:11,231 --> 00:28:13,984
No one has seconds
until everyone's had some.
590
00:28:14,067 --> 00:28:15,903
You've got to be kidding!
591
00:28:16,069 --> 00:28:17,738
You've got to be kidding!
592
00:28:25,537 --> 00:28:26,872
Cold, huh?
593
00:28:28,832 --> 00:28:30,334
That'll help.
594
00:28:33,462 --> 00:28:34,713
Is it cold in there?
595
00:28:35,547 --> 00:28:37,716
They have been
checking us out all night!
596
00:28:37,883 --> 00:28:40,052
I'm not kidding!
597
00:28:40,135 --> 00:28:41,404
You know what we should do?
What?
598
00:28:41,428 --> 00:28:43,597
We should invite them
to the Christmas party.
599
00:28:43,680 --> 00:28:46,642
Now you are thinking! Yes!
600
00:28:46,725 --> 00:28:47,768
Andy: And you know what?
601
00:28:48,018 --> 00:28:52,564
Because you've had such
a rough day, you get Cindy.
602
00:28:52,648 --> 00:28:55,067
You are such a mensch,
my friend.
603
00:28:59,404 --> 00:29:02,574
Okay! Where is everybody?
604
00:29:03,200 --> 00:29:05,994
I would like them to
meet my new girlfriend.
605
00:29:06,411 --> 00:29:08,247
I'm sure they'll
want to meet her, too.
606
00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:17,673
The least I could do was
give some poor sick kid a bike.
607
00:29:17,756 --> 00:29:19,091
That rocks.
608
00:29:19,216 --> 00:29:20,550
No, you rock.
609
00:29:20,717 --> 00:29:22,357
Tell you what,
if you want it, it's yours.
610
00:29:23,720 --> 00:29:24,972
Thanks!
611
00:29:26,848 --> 00:29:28,183
I wanna give you something.
612
00:29:28,267 --> 00:29:29,268
Oh!
613
00:29:32,187 --> 00:29:33,397
That's what she said.
614
00:29:35,232 --> 00:29:39,152
Hello! I would like everybody
to meet my new girlfriend.
615
00:29:39,236 --> 00:29:41,321
And my new girlfriend.
616
00:29:41,446 --> 00:29:42,531
Where's Dwight?
617
00:29:42,614 --> 00:29:44,283
Is he the hot one
or the giant baby?
618
00:29:44,408 --> 00:29:46,076
The giant baby.
619
00:29:46,159 --> 00:29:48,245
Wow. I am so sorry.
620
00:29:48,370 --> 00:29:50,455
I had no idea this
party'd be so lame.
621
00:29:50,539 --> 00:29:52,291
There's another
party in the break room.
622
00:29:52,374 --> 00:29:53,851
Oh, party in the break room!
Let's go!
623
00:29:53,875 --> 00:29:55,210
Let's go. Thank god.
624
00:29:55,294 --> 00:29:57,296
Let's go to the break room!
Angela: Excuse me!
625
00:29:57,379 --> 00:29:58,880
Waitress lady! Hey!
626
00:29:59,006 --> 00:30:00,566
Where do you think
you're going with that?
627
00:30:00,590 --> 00:30:01,717
I thought I could have it.
628
00:30:01,842 --> 00:30:02,968
No, you can't have it!
629
00:30:03,051 --> 00:30:05,846
I don't walk into your house and
steal your hello kitty backpack!
630
00:30:06,346 --> 00:30:07,514
Shut it!
631
00:30:07,597 --> 00:30:08,849
Come on. Party.
632
00:30:08,932 --> 00:30:11,018
Hey! It's Angela!
633
00:30:11,893 --> 00:30:12,894
Hey...
634
00:30:13,478 --> 00:30:14,938
We're going to the...
635
00:30:15,397 --> 00:30:19,318
I want you to know
636
00:30:19,401 --> 00:30:23,113
that I'm happy for you
637
00:30:23,864 --> 00:30:27,242
I wish nothing but...
638
00:30:27,659 --> 00:30:32,914
I just think that there are two
specific kinds of people in the world.
639
00:30:32,998 --> 00:30:37,544
People who own houses,
and people who own condos.
640
00:30:40,172 --> 00:30:45,635
And my question to
you is, do you agree?
641
00:30:46,470 --> 00:30:48,096
Do I agree about what?
642
00:30:48,263 --> 00:30:50,223
"Do you agree about what?"
643
00:30:52,476 --> 00:30:55,896
Wow! You're lucky
you're so darn cute.
644
00:30:57,230 --> 00:30:58,357
What're you talking about?
645
00:30:58,523 --> 00:30:59,608
What are you talking about?
646
00:30:59,691 --> 00:31:03,862
And I'm here to remind you
647
00:31:03,945 --> 00:31:07,783
of the mess you
left when you went away
648
00:31:07,866 --> 00:31:11,703
it's not fair to deny me
649
00:31:11,787 --> 00:31:15,123
of the cross I bear
that you gave to me
650
00:31:15,207 --> 00:31:20,212
you, you, you, you, you,
you, you oughta know!
651
00:31:20,921 --> 00:31:22,506
Nice. Way to go, kev!
652
00:31:22,589 --> 00:31:23,799
Good work! Yeah!
653
00:31:34,601 --> 00:31:35,841
Did you have fun at benihana's?
654
00:31:37,687 --> 00:31:40,440
It was awful.
I couldn't hear anything.
655
00:31:43,693 --> 00:31:45,362
I've had the worst day here.
656
00:31:52,994 --> 00:31:56,373
Dwight, you won the raffle.
657
00:31:56,456 --> 00:31:59,751
No way! Yeah!
658
00:31:59,835 --> 00:32:01,044
Open it. Open it.
659
00:32:04,589 --> 00:32:05,715
Do you like it?
660
00:32:05,841 --> 00:32:07,008
Walkie-talkies.
661
00:32:07,592 --> 00:32:09,511
Can I talk to you for a
second? Dwight: Yes!
662
00:32:09,678 --> 00:32:13,181
Well, the committee to plan
parties has served its purpose.
663
00:32:13,306 --> 00:32:16,226
We're gonna disband
in the name of Christmas.
664
00:32:18,103 --> 00:32:20,105
In the name of
nutcracker Christmas.
665
00:32:23,733 --> 00:32:24,776
Angela?
666
00:32:25,026 --> 00:32:28,655
We've been hearing really
great things about your brownies,
667
00:32:28,947 --> 00:32:31,700
and we were hoping you'd
consider merging the two parties.
668
00:32:32,826 --> 00:32:34,327
I'm not sure.
669
00:32:36,830 --> 00:32:40,041
Does your karaoke machine
have Christmas songs?
670
00:32:40,459 --> 00:32:43,086
Yeah, but we don't
have a power cord.
671
00:32:44,337 --> 00:32:46,506
I may have seen it somewhere.
672
00:32:52,512 --> 00:32:54,014
Is it this one?
673
00:32:54,431 --> 00:32:56,141
Yeah, thanks.
674
00:32:58,518 --> 00:32:59,936
We'll go tell everyone.
675
00:33:00,020 --> 00:33:01,062
Okay. Okay.
676
00:33:04,399 --> 00:33:06,401
And if you want love
677
00:33:07,027 --> 00:33:08,695
we'll make it
678
00:33:09,529 --> 00:33:11,740
swim in a big sea
679
00:33:12,240 --> 00:33:13,950
of blankets
680
00:33:14,784 --> 00:33:17,078
take all your big plans
681
00:33:17,329 --> 00:33:19,456
and break 'em
682
00:33:19,539 --> 00:33:23,210
this is bound to take a while
683
00:33:24,252 --> 00:33:27,255
your body is a wonderland
684
00:33:29,090 --> 00:33:31,635
your body is a wonderland
685
00:33:32,010 --> 00:33:33,803
your hands
686
00:33:34,179 --> 00:33:37,224
your body is a wonderland
687
00:33:37,349 --> 00:33:39,017
I'll use my hands on it
688
00:33:41,353 --> 00:33:45,315
something 'bout the way
your hair falls in your face
689
00:33:45,565 --> 00:33:48,193
Whatever we deny or embrace
690
00:33:48,276 --> 00:33:50,946
for worse or for better
691
00:33:51,279 --> 00:33:55,283
we belong, we belong
692
00:33:55,367 --> 00:33:58,161
we belong together, Ryan
693
00:33:59,037 --> 00:34:01,289
when you know, you just know.
694
00:34:01,915 --> 00:34:02,916
Right?
695
00:34:03,333 --> 00:34:04,751
Right. Check her out.
696
00:34:04,834 --> 00:34:06,378
Which one?
697
00:34:06,503 --> 00:34:08,022
My little gal over there?
Babelectable.
698
00:34:08,046 --> 00:34:09,256
Which one is she?
699
00:34:12,175 --> 00:34:14,636
Itsthe_. It's one of those two.
700
00:34:15,845 --> 00:34:17,097
You don't know?
701
00:34:17,222 --> 00:34:18,515
Dude, you should know.
702
00:34:18,682 --> 00:34:23,019
Yeah, well, it's been hard. They're
wearing the exact same uniform,
703
00:34:23,520 --> 00:34:25,105
and I've been drinking,
704
00:34:25,188 --> 00:34:29,776
and, you know how all
waitresses look alike.
705
00:34:33,071 --> 00:34:35,365
I honestly don't see
what the big deal is.
706
00:34:35,740 --> 00:34:37,200
Stevie wonder is married.
707
00:34:37,284 --> 00:34:39,327
Are you going to tell me
708
00:34:39,411 --> 00:34:42,205
that Stevie wonder
doesn't love his wife
709
00:34:42,289 --> 00:34:44,416
just because he's not sure
what she looks like?
710
00:34:46,626 --> 00:34:48,378
Where's my girl?
711
00:34:50,505 --> 00:34:52,465
Is she in the fridge?
712
00:34:52,549 --> 00:34:54,676
Where is she hiding?
713
00:34:55,343 --> 00:34:57,512
I don't know where she is!
714
00:34:59,389 --> 00:35:02,350
'Cause I'm drunk.
I can't even find her.
715
00:35:04,144 --> 00:35:05,186
You know where I am.
716
00:35:06,479 --> 00:35:09,774
Hi! I just haven't
hugged you in a while.
717
00:35:12,819 --> 00:35:16,031
Good. That felt good.
Let's go. Party!
718
00:35:17,240 --> 00:35:20,035
Spinning and reeling with love
719
00:35:22,829 --> 00:35:26,625
given the time
I might come back down
720
00:35:28,877 --> 00:35:31,046
but it feels so good
721
00:35:31,129 --> 00:35:33,465
my feet don't touch the ground
722
00:35:39,012 --> 00:35:42,098
Well, everybody knows
I'm crazy about you
723
00:35:42,641 --> 00:35:45,185
monkey, this is possum.
Do you copy?
724
00:35:45,769 --> 00:35:47,437
Copy, possum. What's your 20?
725
00:35:48,938 --> 00:35:50,357
No way.
726
00:35:50,440 --> 00:35:53,068
What a horrible,
horrible movie that was.
727
00:35:53,151 --> 00:35:54,944
And now we get to
remember it forever.
728
00:35:55,028 --> 00:35:56,488
Thank you. Thank you.
729
00:36:03,745 --> 00:36:04,788
Hey, you!
730
00:36:05,121 --> 00:36:06,748
How are you?
731
00:36:06,915 --> 00:36:09,793
This party blows,
so we're gonna leave.
732
00:36:10,043 --> 00:36:12,253
No, no, no.
Hey, you should stay,
733
00:36:12,420 --> 00:36:14,673
because we are
having fun, and...
734
00:36:15,548 --> 00:36:17,008
Cool. Where do you wanna go?
735
00:36:17,092 --> 00:36:18,843
We're just gonna take off.
736
00:36:20,762 --> 00:36:23,139
You know what?
I... okay, listen.
737
00:36:23,223 --> 00:36:24,724
I like you.
738
00:36:25,058 --> 00:36:26,393
I really like you.
739
00:36:26,476 --> 00:36:30,522
So much, in fact, that I would
like you to accompany me
740
00:36:30,605 --> 00:36:32,899
on a trip to sandals, Jamaica.
741
00:36:34,943 --> 00:36:37,278
Nah, I have school.
742
00:36:45,870 --> 00:36:47,580
Can I help? Okay.
743
00:36:48,289 --> 00:36:49,457
Merry Christmas!
744
00:36:49,624 --> 00:36:50,792
Merry Christmas.
745
00:36:52,877 --> 00:36:58,758
Lady, from the moment I saw you
746
00:37:00,135 --> 00:37:05,265
standing all alone
747
00:37:07,809 --> 00:37:13,273
you gave all
the love that I needed
748
00:37:15,567 --> 00:37:18,236
that waitress was the one.
749
00:37:18,361 --> 00:37:20,447
No, she wasn't.
750
00:37:20,864 --> 00:37:22,490
How can you be sure?
751
00:37:22,574 --> 00:37:25,034
Well, for starters,
I've known you as a couple
752
00:37:25,118 --> 00:37:26,911
since the beginning
of the relationship,
753
00:37:26,995 --> 00:37:28,830
which was approximately
three hours ago...
754
00:37:28,913 --> 00:37:29,914
Don't make fun of me.
755
00:37:29,998 --> 00:37:30,999
You're making fun of me.
756
00:37:33,042 --> 00:37:34,294
Sorry.
757
00:37:39,132 --> 00:37:42,302
I guess I didn't
know her very well.
758
00:37:44,804 --> 00:37:46,598
I marked her arm.
759
00:37:47,432 --> 00:37:48,892
You what?
760
00:37:51,603 --> 00:37:53,646
I put a Mark on her arm
761
00:37:57,650 --> 00:37:59,611
so I could tell them apart.
762
00:37:59,694 --> 00:38:02,447
I don't... I know. I know.
763
00:38:04,783 --> 00:38:06,910
I can't believe I
gave her my bike.
764
00:38:07,118 --> 00:38:08,369
Yeah.
765
00:38:10,413 --> 00:38:12,415
Why do I feel like crap?
766
00:38:14,959 --> 00:38:17,128
You just had a rebound.
767
00:38:18,630 --> 00:38:20,298
I had a rebound.
768
00:38:20,381 --> 00:38:21,591
Yeah.
769
00:38:22,383 --> 00:38:25,929
Which, don't get me wrong,
can be a really fun distraction.
770
00:38:26,679 --> 00:38:28,598
But, when it's over,
771
00:38:29,182 --> 00:38:32,101
you're left thinking about
the girl you really like,
772
00:38:32,644 --> 00:38:34,479
the one that broke your heart.
773
00:38:39,275 --> 00:38:41,194
I totally rebounded.
774
00:38:41,528 --> 00:38:44,781
Someone else shoots, and
I take the ball and I score.
775
00:38:44,864 --> 00:38:46,366
Vveh, iguessl
didn't really score,
776
00:38:46,449 --> 00:38:50,036
and I'm not sure who is
actually shooting, but...
777
00:38:50,495 --> 00:38:51,788
Whatever!
778
00:38:51,871 --> 00:38:54,290
Doesn't matter. It's all good.
779
00:38:54,916 --> 00:38:56,876
Or, as my ex might say,
780
00:38:56,960 --> 00:39:01,548
"domo arigato, Mr. Scotto!"
781
00:39:03,174 --> 00:39:08,638
Little baby pa rum pum pum pum
782
00:39:11,391 --> 00:39:16,062
I am a poor boy, too
pa rum pum pum pum
783
00:39:18,940 --> 00:39:23,695
I have no gift to bring
pa rum pum pum pum
784
00:39:25,572 --> 00:39:29,325
that's fit to give a king
pa rum pum pum pum...
785
00:39:29,409 --> 00:39:32,954
Yeah. Yes, I just wanted to see
786
00:39:33,288 --> 00:39:37,375
if you would like to
come to Jamaica with me.
787
00:39:37,458 --> 00:39:40,461
There's this
resort called sandals.
788
00:39:44,132 --> 00:39:45,550
Really?
789
00:39:46,926 --> 00:39:49,178
Okay. All right.
790
00:39:49,262 --> 00:39:51,931
I promise you
won't be disappointed.
791
00:39:52,181 --> 00:39:53,850
It's all-inclusive.
792
00:39:53,933 --> 00:39:58,229
Shall I play for you?
Pa rum pum pum pum
793
00:40:00,273 --> 00:40:01,274
too soon.
794
00:40:01,357 --> 00:40:05,904
I played my drum for him
pa rum pum pum pum
795
00:40:08,156 --> 00:40:13,077
I played my best for him
pa rum pum pum pum
796
00:40:13,453 --> 00:40:15,163
rum pum pum pum
797
00:40:15,246 --> 00:40:17,290
rum pum pum pum
798
00:40:24,172 --> 00:40:25,173
Night, Pam.
799
00:40:25,256 --> 00:40:26,257
Night.
800
00:40:28,551 --> 00:40:30,261
Oh, you know what?
801
00:40:30,428 --> 00:40:34,265
Sorry, I forgot to tell you. I
intercepted a transmission earlier,
802
00:40:34,349 --> 00:40:36,517
and it seems that the CIA
is gonna need Dwight
803
00:40:36,601 --> 00:40:39,354
down in their headquarters
at Langley for training
804
00:40:39,437 --> 00:40:42,523
and an ice cream social
with the other agents.
805
00:40:44,525 --> 00:40:47,362
We should get him a bus
ticket to make his trip easier.
806
00:40:47,445 --> 00:40:49,572
Oh, no, that
would be great. We should try.
807
00:40:51,199 --> 00:40:53,159
It costs $75.
808
00:40:55,703 --> 00:40:58,623
Well, maybe the CIA
could send a helicopter.
809
00:41:11,761 --> 00:41:15,515
"You have been compromised.
Abort mission. Destroy phone."
810
00:41:16,516 --> 00:41:18,101
"Destroy phone."
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