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Oh, she's absolutely adorable.
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Oh, sorry. He's...
He's dressed all in pink.
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That's his favorite color.
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Oh, that's fun for him.
Fantastic.
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Oh, wow, look at that. How cute.
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Thank you.
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Oh, may I? Oh, sure.
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Hey, look at me! I'm a baby.
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I'm one of those babies
from look who's talking.
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What am I thinking?
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Look at all those staplers. What's a
stapler? I don't even know. I'm a baby.
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Hey, mom! I'm thirsty! I'm
thirsty, mama! I want some milk!
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And you know where
milk comes from? Breasts.
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Hey.
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Hey.
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Almost done?
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Just about. Yeah.
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Now.
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Yes, I have started
to see Karen.
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It's very new and... not really
ready to talk about it openly yet
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just because I think,
once the word gets out there,
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it might affect the way
people behave around us or...
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I don't know. Just not yet.
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Yeah, jan,
it looks like a check,
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a piece of paper of some
sort. Receipt. I don't know.
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Jan, this is Angela Martin
from accounting.
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We have a rebate from the
federal work opportunity program
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and no one knows
what that means.
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Jan: We get that money
for hiring an ex-convict.
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I didn't hire an ex-convict, unless
they mean Toby. Convicted rapist.
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I'm just kidding.
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When did the check come?
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Last week.
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Okay, that's when
the branches merged.
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80 Josh must have been taking
advantage of this program. Smart move.
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One of the stamford people
is a criminal?
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Hey, jan, speaking of stamford,
Hannah brought in her baby.
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Jan, which one of the new
employees is a criminal?
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A reformed convict,
and I'm not sure
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so hang on, let me e-mail
our h. R. Stay on the line.
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Who is it?
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Hannah?
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Andy?
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Angela: Andy?
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Martin?
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Oh, you are such a racist.
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Wait, why am I a racist?
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Because you think he's black.
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He is black, right, and...
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He was the last one...
Stop it, stop it right...
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Just stop it right now!
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Okay, it's someone
named Martin Nash. Yeah!
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Michael?
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Why did the convict have to be a
black guy? It is such a stereotype.
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I just wish that Josh had made
a more progressive choice,
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like a white guy
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who went to prison for
polluting a black guy's lake.
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I wonder what he did.
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In our society a black man can
be arrested for almost anything.
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He was probably at a sporting event
and saw some people pushing each other
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and he intervened.
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Why would anyone
go to jail for that?
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So what we need to do
is to forget
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about this whole
Martin-in-prison thing.
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People will draw unfair conclusions
about Martin and/or black people.
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Cool. Okay.
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Angela?
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Sure.
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Let's protect the convicts
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at the expense of the general
feeling of safety in the workplace.
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As a 90-pound female
that sits in an ill-lit,
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rarely-visited corner of the
office, naturally, I agree with that.
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Good.
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All right.
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Jim Halpert. I am so horny.
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Okay, I can't help you
with that.
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Oh, I think you can, big tuna.
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Tell me about
that Indian chick, Kelly.
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She seems pretty slutty,
good for a romp in the sack.
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She is dating Ryan, I think.
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Oh, and I care, why?
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She's high-maintenance.
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Next. How about...
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Angela?
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Blondes are more fun.
Come on, trust me on that.
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Yeah, trust me.
That would be fun for no one.
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Okay. Okay, fine.
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Pam, the receptionist.
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Pam, should I go for it?
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Absolutely, you should.
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Jackpot
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just try to be cool. I am cool.
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Okay. Are you cool, really?
I'm cool. I'm cool. I'm so cool.
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Tell me what is going on.
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Martin from stamford
was at one time in prison.
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No! Be cool, be cool!
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I am greatly concerned about
having a convict in the office.
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And I do not care if that convict
is white, black, Asian, German
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or some kind of halfsy.
I do not like criminals.
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Oh, god!
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All righty, let's get started.
What is she into?
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I know Pam pretty well.
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I know the things that she
likes, and just as important,
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I know the things
that she hates.
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So one of the things
that she likes is pranks
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and the things that she hates...
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Frisbee-based competitions.
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Are you kidding? She...
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I started the main frisbee
golf club at Cornell
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where I went to college.
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I live to frolf.
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Lead off with that. Okay...
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She loves hunting.
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She also loves those ads
for six flags with the old guy.
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Got it.
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Also, do you speak pig Latin?
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Hey, Martin. How's it going?
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Good.
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Getting settled.
Ah, good, good. Good.
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Just a second.
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Hey, everybody, may I
have your attention, please?
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I realize that a lot of you have
already heard that Martin, here,
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has had some trouble
with the law.
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But I just want to declare
publicly that I trust him completely
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and that anybody who doesn't is
an ignorant, dumb person, okay?
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As a matter of fact, you
show me a white man you trust
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and I will show you a black
man that I trust even more.
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Pam, tell me
a white person you trust.
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My dad.
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Danny glover.
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Yeah. Jonas salk.
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Who? Justin Timberlake?
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Oh, please. Colin Powell.
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Yeah. Hey, I've got one.
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Jesus. Apollo creed.
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Close your eyes. Picture a
convict. What's he wearing?
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Nothing special. Baseball
cap on backward, baggy pants.
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He says something ordinary
like, "yo, that's shizzle."
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Okay, now slowly open
your eyes again.
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Who are you picturing?
A black man?
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Wrong. That was a white woman.
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Surprised? Well, shame on you.
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So, you all wanna know
what I was in for?
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No, that's not cool.
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You don't have to tell them.
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I really don't mind.
It was stupid mistake.
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I was working in finance and I
got involved in some insider trading.
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So, I spent a little time
in the clink.
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That is awesome.
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I had Martin explain to me three
times what he got arrested for because
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it sounds an awful lot like
what I do here every day.
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What was prison like?
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Not terrible. Boring.
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We do the same thing every day.
But at least we get outdoors time.
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You got outdoors time?
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Two hours, every day.
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Sometimes we'd play
pick-up football games...
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Michael, why don't
we get outdoors time?
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Yeah, some days
I never go outside.
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Well, we are running a business.
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What was your cell like?
Notgood.
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It's a little bit bigger
than Michael's office,
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but, you know, I really
only slept there, you know?
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During the day
our time's our own.
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They had classes. I took
some watercolor classes.
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They have art classes? Yeah.
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Did they have
business classes there?
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They did, taught by some
Harvard business school guys.
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A lot of the guys also
that were in the class,
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the inmates,
a lot of them have gone on
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to do extraordinary things
in business. Terrible things...
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It kinda sounds like prison's
better than dunder Mifflin.
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Well, that's not true.
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I would so rather be in prison.
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Pam: Yeah.
Ryan: Prison sounds great.
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No, you would not.
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This place is not prison. This
place... it's way better than prison.
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Baby. Hello, baby.
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Here, you want
to play with this?
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You can't give
paper clips to a baby.
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He could swallow them. It's
okay. I've got tons of them.
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You like that?
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Pam-a-lama-ding-dong.
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Listen, you're cute.
There is no getting around it.
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So, I don't know if you like
country music,
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but I was thinking
maybe one of these days
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we could drive out to a field,
crank up some tunes,
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smoke a few macanudos,
maybe even toss a disc around.
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Ut-way
ooh-day ooh-yay ink-thay, am-pay?
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Wow. I...
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Shh.
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Think about it.
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|'|| hit you back.
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Wow. That was... wow.
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Okay! Listen up, everybody!
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You guys said that prison
was better than this place.
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And I heard you loud and clear.
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So, I am instituting some changes
to make this more like prison.
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We are going to start with an
hour of outdoor time. So let's go!
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Michael, it's freezing out.
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I can't feel my toes.
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Why don't we pump some iron?
Anybody wanna pump up?
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What is that, like, five pounds?
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It's two-and-a-half.
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I'm not going for bulk,
I'm going for tone.
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I'm going back inside. Yeah,
it is freaking cold out here.
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Anybody wants to stay out, you've
got about 27 minutes of rec time.
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Oh, hey, man. Hey.
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Did you have TV in the joint?
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Yeah, in the rec room.
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Like a 10-inch black and white?
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Actually, our TV
was bigger than that one.
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Michael: These people
don't realize how lucky they are.
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This office is the American dream
and they would rather be in the hole.
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Oh, Andy.
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I thought of one last tack
you could take with Pam.
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Yeah? What? Quick question.
Do you play the guitar?
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I play the banjo.
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Hold on, let me think
about that. Yes, that'il work.
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But can you sing in a
sexy, high falsetto voice?
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You know I can, my man!
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Yep, that's perfect.
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Hey. Hey.
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Maybe I'll get my banjo
out of my car. Perfect.
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What is going on?
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I'm messing with Andy.
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I'm sending him to all the women in
the office with just terrible information
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on how to get them
to go out with him.
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I love it. I want in.
Who's the target?
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Oh, you know what? It was
gonna be Pam... perfect.
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But... but what do I do?
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Just give me an assignment.
Oh, you know what, though?
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Ifeelhkel
already sicced him on Pam.
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We'll give her a break.
Let's think of someone else.
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All right, everybody, there has been a lot
of name-calling against our office today,
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corporate maligning, slurring,
much of it coming from one of you,
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who claims that prison
is better than here.
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And none of us can say, "boo," because
none of us have ever been to prison.
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Well, there's somebody
I'd like you to meet.
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Somebody else
who has been to prison,
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who can tell you
what it is really like.
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I'm prison Mike!
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You know
why they call me prison Mike?
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Do you really expect us to
believe you're somebody else?
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Do you really expect me to not
push you up against the wall, biatch?
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All: Whoa, whoa, whoa...
Hey, pass...
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All right. Yay, yay, yay, yay. That's
just the way we talk in the clink.
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Been a lot of fun talk about prison
today, but I am here to scare you straight.
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I am here to scare you straight!
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In prison you are
somebody's bitch.
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Oh, and you. You, my friend,
would be the belle of the ball.
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Don't drop the soap.
Don't drop the soap.
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Michael, please.
254
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Where did you learn
all of this? Internet.
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So, not prison.
And prison. It's 50-50. Both.
256
00:15:04,904 --> 00:15:09,117
Look, prison stinks, is what I'm
saying. It's not like you can go home
257
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and recharge your batteries
and come back in the morning
258
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and be with your friends,
having fun in the office.
259
00:15:17,208 --> 00:15:18,918
What did you do, prison Mike?
260
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I stole and I robbed
261
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and I kidnapped the president's
son and held him for ransom.
262
00:15:29,971 --> 00:15:32,056
That is quite the rap sheet,
prison Mike.
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And I never got caught, neither.
264
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Well, you were in prison, but...
265
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Prison Mike, what was
the food like in prison?
266
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Gruel sandwiches. Gruel
omelets. Nothing but gruel.
267
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Plus, you can eat your own hair.
268
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Wow. Prison sounds horrible.
269
00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:53,494
Yeah, yeah. Well,
thank you, Andy. Thanks.
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Prison Mike,
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what's the very, very
worst thing aboutpnson?
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Don't encourage him, Dwight.
273
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The worst thing
about prison was the dementors.
274
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They were flying all over
the place and they were scary
275
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and then they'd come down and they'd
suck the soul out of your body and it hurt!
276
00:16:09,218 --> 00:16:11,554
Dementors like in Harry Potter?
277
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No, not Harry Potter.
278
00:16:13,931 --> 00:16:15,808
There are no movies in prison.
279
00:16:15,892 --> 00:16:19,479
This is my point. You
guys got it soft and cushy.
280
00:16:19,562 --> 00:16:22,732
This place is freaking awesome!
The people are awesome.
281
00:16:22,815 --> 00:16:25,693
Your boss is nice.
Everybody seems to get along.
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People are tolerant.
283
00:16:27,445 --> 00:16:30,948
People who would jump to
conclusions can redeem themselves.
284
00:16:31,199 --> 00:16:33,659
Nobody is nobody's bitch.
285
00:16:33,743 --> 00:16:37,747
I hope that this scared you,
and from me, prison Mike to you,
286
00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:43,503
I just wanna thank you for listening to me
and letting me be a part of your life today.
287
00:16:44,253 --> 00:16:50,176
'Cause you got a good life!
You got a good life, a good life.
288
00:16:57,016 --> 00:17:01,395
So what do you think? It
doesn't sound so great, does it?
289
00:17:02,897 --> 00:17:05,691
Wow. Thank you.
290
00:17:05,775 --> 00:17:10,196
That must have been hard for
you to relive that. Both of you.
291
00:17:10,404 --> 00:17:15,284
Yeah, that wasn't really
at all my experience.
292
00:17:15,785 --> 00:17:18,454
There's certain elements
of what you performed
293
00:17:18,746 --> 00:17:20,498
I've seen on television,
294
00:17:21,249 --> 00:17:24,001
but it didn't remind me
of my time in prison.
295
00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:28,422
Okay. Okay, fine.
296
00:17:29,173 --> 00:17:32,969
You guys think prison
is so great. All right.
297
00:17:33,261 --> 00:17:36,389
Well, here you go.
298
00:17:36,722 --> 00:17:38,362
Kevin: Okay, Michael,
come on, let us out.
299
00:17:38,558 --> 00:17:42,311
No! If you think prison is so
wonderful, then enjoy prison.
300
00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:45,147
Are we gonna...
They are such babies.
301
00:17:45,231 --> 00:17:47,275
I am going
to leave them in there
302
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until they can appreciate
what it's like to have freedom.
303
00:17:51,571 --> 00:17:54,782
And if this doesn't bother
them, then I am out of ideas.
304
00:17:59,287 --> 00:18:01,914
Kevin: Hey, let us out of here.
305
00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:06,502
Hey! Lhave_. Shh.
306
00:18:12,675 --> 00:18:13,718
This is Toby.
307
00:18:14,594 --> 00:18:15,595
Hey, Pam.
308
00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:17,469
Where're you calling from?
309
00:18:20,766 --> 00:18:23,185
Michael, why is everyone
locked in the conference room?
310
00:18:23,269 --> 00:18:26,355
They were very disrespectful
to me and to the office
311
00:18:26,439 --> 00:18:29,609
and Martin has had
a bad influence.
312
00:18:29,775 --> 00:18:33,446
To think that I gave him
the benefit of the doubt. It's...
313
00:18:33,863 --> 00:18:37,950
Well, you're gonna have to
let them out, or I will, okay?
314
00:18:38,159 --> 00:18:42,288
You know what, Toby? I am
teaching them alesson, so_.
315
00:18:43,456 --> 00:18:45,458
You know they're teasing you.
316
00:18:45,791 --> 00:18:52,131
I mean, obviously this is a much
nicer place than an actual prison.
317
00:18:53,341 --> 00:18:54,675
We get paid to be here.
318
00:18:54,759 --> 00:18:56,969
We go home afterwards
and have social lives.
319
00:18:57,053 --> 00:19:00,139
And we have parties here.
320
00:19:02,850 --> 00:19:06,062
They're teasing you to be funny.
321
00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:16,989
Okay, nutcases,
get out of there.
322
00:19:17,365 --> 00:19:22,953
Good work. Long day. Really long.
Why don't you guys head home early.
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00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:26,666
Time off for good behavior!
324
00:19:28,876 --> 00:19:32,672
Good job. Enjoy your freedoms.
325
00:19:38,094 --> 00:19:42,390
Martin went from being
a new guy from stamford
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00:19:42,598 --> 00:19:48,521
to the convict, to my friend,
back to a convict,
327
00:19:49,689 --> 00:19:54,527
then to kind of a nuisance, actually,
if we could be completely honest,
328
00:19:54,860 --> 00:20:00,366
and finally, to a quitter.
And I will not miss him.
329
00:20:01,450 --> 00:20:05,746
And that is not because
he is black.
330
00:20:08,374 --> 00:20:13,462
So we've
been told and some choose to believe it
331
00:20:13,921 --> 00:20:18,759
but I know they're wrong
wait and see
332
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'cause one day we'll find it
333
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the ainbow-ray anection-cay
334
00:20:24,557 --> 00:20:28,894
the lovers, the dreamers and me!
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