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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,240 --> 00:00:03,480 good morning honey good morning 2 00:00:02,220 --> 00:00:05,839 lieutenant 3 00:00:03,480 --> 00:00:08,720 this is the man that shot me 4 00:00:05,839 --> 00:00:11,840 he fences me like mad 5 00:00:08,720 --> 00:00:14,940 Perhaps it is the apron 6 00:00:11,840 --> 00:00:17,060 your cheeks are a very good fresh color 7 00:00:14,940 --> 00:00:20,960 today 8 00:00:17,060 --> 00:00:20,960 please look in your eye 9 00:00:21,680 --> 00:00:28,400 it has suddenly good probably 10 00:00:25,199 --> 00:00:28,400 what a good idea 11 00:00:40,219 --> 00:00:45,540 there is no need to make such a song and 12 00:00:42,600 --> 00:00:47,940 dance about it give it to me just after 13 00:00:45,540 --> 00:00:50,160 all I am the executor it is not 14 00:00:47,940 --> 00:00:52,020 addressed to you no but it would go 15 00:00:50,160 --> 00:00:54,360 without saying that runny would want his 16 00:00:52,020 --> 00:00:56,120 brother as an executor it has gone 17 00:00:54,360 --> 00:00:59,640 without saying 18 00:00:56,120 --> 00:01:02,340 everyone while I read to you the last 19 00:00:59,640 --> 00:01:03,359 real and testament of my dear departed 20 00:01:02,340 --> 00:01:07,580 husband 21 00:01:03,359 --> 00:01:07,580 who was shot by the Germans 22 00:01:08,340 --> 00:01:13,040 he leaves everything to me 23 00:01:18,250 --> 00:01:24,180 [Laughter] 24 00:01:21,020 --> 00:01:27,479 which I stand possessed to my dear and 25 00:01:24,180 --> 00:01:30,600 faithful wife who has comforted me and 26 00:01:27,479 --> 00:01:33,000 filled me with joy joins the Happy Days 27 00:01:30,600 --> 00:01:35,479 of my marriage I wrote that on the 28 00:01:33,000 --> 00:01:35,479 honeymoon 29 00:01:35,579 --> 00:01:41,280 what a beautiful phrase look 30 00:01:39,000 --> 00:01:43,579 there is something written on the back 31 00:01:41,280 --> 00:01:46,979 PS2 event 32 00:01:43,579 --> 00:01:49,640 I can hardly read it it is as if his end 33 00:01:46,979 --> 00:01:49,640 was shaking 34 00:01:49,759 --> 00:01:55,159 who has served so divertedly under me 35 00:01:56,880 --> 00:02:01,520 he collapsible so far in the Parlor 36 00:02:01,680 --> 00:02:07,700 that's so far is not collapsible it is 37 00:02:04,380 --> 00:02:07,700 unless you put the book under it 38 00:02:07,740 --> 00:02:13,440 yes to Maria I live this more billiard 39 00:02:11,340 --> 00:02:16,020 table which has given us both so many 40 00:02:13,440 --> 00:02:18,300 moments of pleasure 41 00:02:16,020 --> 00:02:20,340 I never saw you playing in there always 42 00:02:18,300 --> 00:02:22,560 Renee would make me shut the door and 43 00:02:20,340 --> 00:02:23,760 put a chair into the knob what were you 44 00:02:22,560 --> 00:02:26,640 doing that you did not want to be 45 00:02:23,760 --> 00:02:28,700 interrupted why ask me I am dead 46 00:02:26,640 --> 00:02:32,060 remember 47 00:02:28,700 --> 00:02:35,940 anyway he is done the right thing by me 48 00:02:32,060 --> 00:02:39,300 everything is now mine to Heaven Too Old 49 00:02:35,940 --> 00:02:42,060 Till Death Do Me part he was a good man 50 00:02:39,300 --> 00:02:44,700 there was something soft and sensitive 51 00:02:42,060 --> 00:02:47,280 about him although like you he could be 52 00:02:44,700 --> 00:02:49,920 a little distant at times we are a 53 00:02:47,280 --> 00:02:51,959 cautious family we will drink to his 54 00:02:49,920 --> 00:02:54,120 memory 55 00:02:51,959 --> 00:02:59,040 we do not pour too much that is my best 56 00:02:54,120 --> 00:03:02,000 cognac is best kanyak and now it is my 57 00:02:59,040 --> 00:03:02,000 best cognac 58 00:03:02,160 --> 00:03:05,900 two is memories 59 00:03:06,959 --> 00:03:12,920 oh 60 00:03:08,580 --> 00:03:12,920 it is over it is done 61 00:03:16,860 --> 00:03:21,480 what are you up to now 62 00:03:18,780 --> 00:03:24,959 I'm going to buy myself a new one 63 00:03:21,480 --> 00:03:27,840 why do you want a new hat 64 00:03:24,959 --> 00:03:30,300 remember I am a rich Widow in the prime 65 00:03:27,840 --> 00:03:35,060 of my life this evening my Marvel 66 00:03:30,300 --> 00:03:35,060 Promenade me in this world some answer 67 00:03:35,760 --> 00:03:42,840 is that he will ask 68 00:03:37,620 --> 00:03:45,180 it is they will reply oh young and 69 00:03:42,840 --> 00:03:47,400 slender she looks and must pay my 70 00:03:45,180 --> 00:03:50,340 respects to her he will say 71 00:03:47,400 --> 00:03:52,799 maybe tomorrow morning he will be at my 72 00:03:50,340 --> 00:03:55,319 door bearing a beautiful bouquet of 73 00:03:52,799 --> 00:03:57,720 sweet smelling roses 74 00:03:55,319 --> 00:03:58,700 provided his guide dog can find the 75 00:03:57,720 --> 00:04:01,840 house 76 00:03:58,700 --> 00:04:01,840 [Music] 77 00:04:02,940 --> 00:04:06,560 about 50 miles from the coast 78 00:04:06,959 --> 00:04:10,680 something very important has just come 79 00:04:09,420 --> 00:04:12,310 up 80 00:04:10,680 --> 00:04:17,220 how long have you been out 81 00:04:12,310 --> 00:04:20,400 [Laughter] 82 00:04:17,220 --> 00:04:22,320 the two Airmen and the nunnery good now 83 00:04:20,400 --> 00:04:25,080 perhaps Yvette and I can continue to 84 00:04:22,320 --> 00:04:26,880 discuss the menu for tonight they left 85 00:04:25,080 --> 00:04:30,479 because the Germans came to search for 86 00:04:26,880 --> 00:04:32,820 them they are on their own that is your 87 00:04:30,479 --> 00:04:34,870 problem not mine I don't care if I never 88 00:04:32,820 --> 00:04:37,999 see their stupid faces ever again 89 00:04:34,870 --> 00:04:37,999 [Applause] 90 00:04:39,300 --> 00:04:43,620 it is the Airman 91 00:04:41,699 --> 00:04:45,479 never have known 92 00:04:43,620 --> 00:04:47,400 well look do not let them come in here 93 00:04:45,479 --> 00:04:50,280 you speak the language tell them to go 94 00:04:47,400 --> 00:04:51,840 away go now listen traps red has been 95 00:04:50,280 --> 00:04:54,240 awfully decent putting you up here but 96 00:04:51,840 --> 00:04:57,600 you'll have outstand your welcome quick 97 00:04:54,240 --> 00:04:59,759 we can't walk around as nuns all day the 98 00:04:57,600 --> 00:05:01,620 daddies keep going to chat us out 99 00:04:59,759 --> 00:05:02,759 didn't they suspect the mustache you 100 00:05:01,620 --> 00:05:04,680 think Line's big you should see the 101 00:05:02,759 --> 00:05:06,479 mother's superiors 102 00:05:04,680 --> 00:05:08,820 we're not going back to the nunnery 103 00:05:06,479 --> 00:05:12,800 Fairfax mucked up his needlework and we 104 00:05:08,820 --> 00:05:12,800 had to spend hours scrubbing the steps 105 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:20,880 why is he showing you his knees it was a 106 00:05:17,880 --> 00:05:23,699 scrubber that's an honoring 107 00:05:20,880 --> 00:05:26,100 no wonder they threw him out when they 108 00:05:23,699 --> 00:05:28,560 tell them to go away oh listen to me 109 00:05:26,100 --> 00:05:30,660 already you are a Vata Link in the 110 00:05:28,560 --> 00:05:34,259 Escape Route for British Airmen this is 111 00:05:30,660 --> 00:05:35,460 a safe house not for me it isn't let us 112 00:05:34,259 --> 00:05:39,419 come to the crunch 113 00:05:35,460 --> 00:05:40,860 the crunch the nitty-gritty are you a 114 00:05:39,419 --> 00:05:41,940 collaborator or are you with the 115 00:05:40,860 --> 00:05:45,240 resistance 116 00:05:41,940 --> 00:05:48,259 is that thing loaded I am desperate I 117 00:05:45,240 --> 00:05:48,259 have one up the spout 118 00:05:48,780 --> 00:05:55,560 make you desperate well 119 00:05:52,440 --> 00:05:57,780 look I am on your side Michelle at the 120 00:05:55,560 --> 00:05:59,699 same time I have a business to run now I 121 00:05:57,780 --> 00:06:01,740 cannot go around being rude to the 122 00:05:59,699 --> 00:06:03,960 Germans not in front of their faces 123 00:06:01,740 --> 00:06:05,699 anyway I will put out my tongue at them 124 00:06:03,960 --> 00:06:07,680 from time to time when their backs are 125 00:06:05,699 --> 00:06:11,660 turned or put a little extra salt in 126 00:06:07,680 --> 00:06:11,660 their soup but we must be reasonable 127 00:06:12,840 --> 00:06:17,580 it is the captain the colonel is packing 128 00:06:15,780 --> 00:06:19,680 under the tree no 129 00:06:17,580 --> 00:06:21,360 I think they are coming in here my God 130 00:06:19,680 --> 00:06:22,620 he must not see them get them out of 131 00:06:21,360 --> 00:06:24,360 there throw them in no they can't go 132 00:06:22,620 --> 00:06:28,400 that way there was a driver with a gun 133 00:06:24,360 --> 00:06:28,400 oh quick through here 134 00:06:28,919 --> 00:06:33,240 poaching well keep them busy while I 135 00:06:31,800 --> 00:06:35,240 think of a good reason why I've got two 136 00:06:33,240 --> 00:06:38,819 nuns in my back room 137 00:06:35,240 --> 00:06:42,440 the organ fund with my reputation 138 00:06:38,819 --> 00:06:42,440 go go keep them busy 139 00:06:43,560 --> 00:06:46,979 uh is any of a freshman that you would 140 00:06:46,199 --> 00:06:49,280 like 141 00:06:46,979 --> 00:06:52,319 that is not on a high shell 142 00:06:49,280 --> 00:06:55,440 we have business with Renee you see in 143 00:06:52,319 --> 00:06:57,780 the back room you know good should be 144 00:06:55,440 --> 00:07:01,199 private we were waiting there while you 145 00:06:57,780 --> 00:07:05,240 find him oh my God quick get them down 146 00:07:01,199 --> 00:07:05,240 and take this event take this 147 00:07:06,740 --> 00:07:09,979 stay back 148 00:07:11,479 --> 00:07:26,589 home stand aside 149 00:07:14,850 --> 00:07:26,589 [Music] 150 00:07:27,380 --> 00:07:31,639 am I interrupting something 151 00:07:32,240 --> 00:07:38,460 Rene is having a special service for his 152 00:07:35,220 --> 00:07:40,740 late departed brother he's not dead the 153 00:07:38,460 --> 00:07:42,900 church don't know that they were going 154 00:07:40,740 --> 00:07:45,720 to have a big one in the cathedral but 155 00:07:42,900 --> 00:07:48,539 this worked out cheaper 156 00:07:45,720 --> 00:07:51,660 some muttering in silent prayer 157 00:07:48,539 --> 00:07:53,479 it's very moving in that case take your 158 00:07:51,660 --> 00:07:56,599 hat off 159 00:07:53,479 --> 00:07:58,360 who is Frank Harris 160 00:07:56,599 --> 00:08:01,199 he was a prophet 161 00:07:58,360 --> 00:08:03,500 [Music] 162 00:08:01,199 --> 00:08:11,460 give it to him 163 00:08:03,500 --> 00:08:13,919 [Music] 164 00:08:11,460 --> 00:08:16,220 I had no idea they played LeapFrog in 165 00:08:13,919 --> 00:08:16,220 heaven 166 00:08:16,979 --> 00:08:23,580 oh quick not now Maria 167 00:08:20,360 --> 00:08:26,460 oh it is Michelle 168 00:08:23,580 --> 00:08:29,660 what does she want well how do I know 169 00:08:26,460 --> 00:08:29,660 come on come follow me 170 00:08:30,180 --> 00:08:35,459 Michelle Michelle where are you hiding I 171 00:08:33,120 --> 00:08:38,039 am here 172 00:08:35,459 --> 00:08:40,560 now listen very carefully I shall say 173 00:08:38,039 --> 00:08:43,380 this only once 174 00:08:40,560 --> 00:08:46,140 I have good news I have come here to 175 00:08:43,380 --> 00:08:48,420 collect the British Airmen I expect you 176 00:08:46,140 --> 00:08:50,760 will be very glad to get rid of them you 177 00:08:48,420 --> 00:08:52,940 can say that again I don't suppose she 178 00:08:50,760 --> 00:08:52,940 will 179 00:08:54,360 --> 00:08:59,640 further instructions will be sent to you 180 00:08:56,640 --> 00:09:02,040 by secret messenger disguised as a 181 00:08:59,640 --> 00:09:03,540 simple Farm worker why do I need further 182 00:09:02,040 --> 00:09:06,720 instructions I thought this was the end 183 00:09:03,540 --> 00:09:08,700 of it all you forget your position your 184 00:09:06,720 --> 00:09:10,860 Rumble Cafe is the headquarters of the 185 00:09:08,700 --> 00:09:14,160 organization to a sister skipping Airmen 186 00:09:10,860 --> 00:09:16,800 to add explosives to pass messages and 187 00:09:14,160 --> 00:09:17,899 to organize sabotage it is all Happening 188 00:09:16,800 --> 00:09:20,040 Here 189 00:09:17,899 --> 00:09:21,480 I hope you'll tell people who want to 190 00:09:20,040 --> 00:09:23,519 marry you the sort of trouble you can 191 00:09:21,480 --> 00:09:26,880 get them into it's like getting into bed 192 00:09:23,519 --> 00:09:29,220 with a time bomb I have empty daddy if I 193 00:09:26,880 --> 00:09:32,480 expect to put them off they cannot wait 194 00:09:29,220 --> 00:09:32,480 to light the fuse 195 00:09:32,839 --> 00:09:39,780 it is 196 00:09:34,520 --> 00:09:39,780 [Laughter] 197 00:09:56,120 --> 00:10:03,600 I want to see my daughter married before 198 00:09:59,519 --> 00:10:05,839 so good Lord sends an angel to take me 199 00:10:03,600 --> 00:10:09,720 away 200 00:10:05,839 --> 00:10:13,169 oh my God already they've come 201 00:10:09,720 --> 00:10:13,169 [Applause] 202 00:10:14,580 --> 00:10:23,160 I must be more important than I thought 203 00:10:19,640 --> 00:10:25,140 why is that one carrying a candle 204 00:10:23,160 --> 00:10:27,680 because where you are going it will be 205 00:10:25,140 --> 00:10:27,680 very dark 206 00:10:28,800 --> 00:10:34,940 it is the Airmen mother we eat them 207 00:10:31,920 --> 00:10:34,940 while you were asleep 208 00:10:37,380 --> 00:10:42,140 I am 209 00:10:38,459 --> 00:10:42,140 see flashing knobs 210 00:10:44,380 --> 00:10:47,500 [Applause] 211 00:10:49,560 --> 00:10:52,980 [Applause] 212 00:11:01,560 --> 00:11:07,980 hello hello this is night talk receiving 213 00:11:04,560 --> 00:11:10,579 you loud and not very clear press your 214 00:11:07,980 --> 00:11:10,579 message over 215 00:11:15,440 --> 00:11:19,980 what does that mean 216 00:11:17,640 --> 00:11:22,459 so we have been trying to get you for 217 00:11:19,980 --> 00:11:22,459 three days 218 00:11:22,579 --> 00:11:29,000 my wife's mother does not understand 219 00:11:25,519 --> 00:11:29,000 flashing knobs 220 00:11:33,079 --> 00:11:38,000 it means my wife's mother is a silly old 221 00:11:36,120 --> 00:11:42,079 bat 222 00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:42,079 knobs now pass your message over 223 00:11:42,540 --> 00:11:50,899 carried away in a chariot 224 00:11:45,380 --> 00:11:54,060 even in heaven say no about my bad legs 225 00:11:50,899 --> 00:11:57,060 this means the plan is coming tonight to 226 00:11:54,060 --> 00:11:59,160 pick up the British Airmen 227 00:11:57,060 --> 00:12:01,459 I say chaps there's a plane coming for 228 00:11:59,160 --> 00:12:01,459 you tonight 229 00:12:11,060 --> 00:12:16,440 what 230 00:12:12,740 --> 00:12:20,279 signals of the owl idiot I am a cafe 231 00:12:16,440 --> 00:12:22,380 owner I do not do impersonations 232 00:12:20,279 --> 00:12:26,060 I will do it 233 00:12:22,380 --> 00:12:26,060 do it too 234 00:12:27,320 --> 00:12:29,720 was that 235 00:12:29,339 --> 00:12:37,940 foreign 236 00:12:29,720 --> 00:12:37,940 [Laughter] 237 00:12:38,030 --> 00:12:41,820 [Applause] 238 00:12:47,160 --> 00:12:54,060 I have four baskets with me 239 00:12:50,040 --> 00:12:57,079 it is hard to get good help these days 240 00:12:54,060 --> 00:12:57,079 Walk This Way 241 00:13:00,839 --> 00:13:03,680 and the mount 242 00:13:06,360 --> 00:13:11,660 what are these for these are your covers 243 00:13:09,180 --> 00:13:11,660 oh 244 00:13:11,779 --> 00:13:16,800 your cover is to be mushroom Pickers if 245 00:13:15,120 --> 00:13:18,180 you are stubbed you are on your way to 246 00:13:16,800 --> 00:13:18,920 the fields to pick mushrooms for the 247 00:13:18,180 --> 00:13:22,800 restaurant 248 00:13:18,920 --> 00:13:24,560 ah this is a good cover the best ones 249 00:13:22,800 --> 00:13:27,240 pop up at night 250 00:13:24,560 --> 00:13:29,720 give them the guns 251 00:13:27,240 --> 00:13:29,720 yeah 252 00:13:29,940 --> 00:13:34,639 they're loaded but they're not cooked 253 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:42,000 we need guns mushrooms do not fight back 254 00:13:39,740 --> 00:13:43,620 even the Germans found you helping 255 00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:46,920 British Airmen to escape you will have 256 00:13:43,620 --> 00:13:49,920 to shoot your way out whereas Yemen they 257 00:13:46,920 --> 00:13:52,639 are safely hidden follow me 258 00:13:49,920 --> 00:13:52,639 or yet 259 00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:08,060 oh we are going to get away 260 00:14:04,740 --> 00:14:08,060 follow me inside 261 00:14:10,530 --> 00:14:14,600 [Music] 262 00:14:11,420 --> 00:14:14,600 [Applause] 263 00:14:18,120 --> 00:14:25,639 I'm doing here it is 264 00:14:22,019 --> 00:14:28,260 I am disguised as a simple milky maid 265 00:14:25,639 --> 00:14:30,320 look the same when you were a simple far 266 00:14:28,260 --> 00:14:33,779 man 267 00:14:30,320 --> 00:14:37,980 we are very short of stuff we're out 268 00:14:33,779 --> 00:14:40,820 there then I shall take you to them 269 00:14:37,980 --> 00:14:40,820 the idea 270 00:14:41,100 --> 00:14:44,300 this is Claudette 271 00:14:44,420 --> 00:14:48,260 here is Sophia 272 00:14:49,139 --> 00:14:51,860 Bridget 273 00:14:51,959 --> 00:14:57,079 and this flight Lieutenant Fairfax 274 00:15:02,040 --> 00:15:08,160 do we need air he's waiting to be milky 275 00:15:05,399 --> 00:15:10,699 where's castles I'm in charge of the 276 00:15:08,160 --> 00:15:10,699 canteen 277 00:15:12,540 --> 00:15:18,899 you know this seems a bit small that is 278 00:15:15,480 --> 00:15:21,540 what happened to my washing up gloves 279 00:15:18,899 --> 00:15:23,720 what are we all doing here the plan is 280 00:15:21,540 --> 00:15:23,720 doing 281 00:15:24,360 --> 00:15:28,139 includes across 282 00:15:26,579 --> 00:15:30,720 the cross-controlled by the Germans 283 00:15:28,139 --> 00:15:33,000 should we encounter them they will not 284 00:15:30,720 --> 00:15:34,800 suspect six mushroom Pickers and an 285 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:36,480 adult of cows 286 00:15:34,800 --> 00:15:39,980 are you trying to tell me that the 287 00:15:36,480 --> 00:15:39,980 Germans will not suspect that count 288 00:15:40,620 --> 00:15:46,019 IES mixed amongst the others 289 00:15:43,100 --> 00:15:48,020 it is time you and the farmer must lead 290 00:15:46,019 --> 00:15:50,380 out the cows immediately 291 00:15:48,020 --> 00:15:53,440 [Applause] 292 00:15:50,380 --> 00:15:53,440 [Music] 293 00:15:59,290 --> 00:16:02,400 [Applause] 294 00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:12,059 foreign 295 00:16:08,960 --> 00:16:12,059 [Applause] 296 00:16:15,370 --> 00:16:24,620 [Music] 297 00:16:20,660 --> 00:16:24,620 land in this little field 298 00:16:25,139 --> 00:16:28,880 is not Landing look 299 00:16:31,410 --> 00:16:36,139 [Music] 300 00:16:32,839 --> 00:16:36,139 really stupid 301 00:16:42,839 --> 00:16:48,079 they are going to drop the other side of 302 00:16:44,820 --> 00:16:48,079 the wood quick 303 00:16:53,100 --> 00:16:57,440 it must have landed somewhere near here 304 00:16:58,560 --> 00:17:06,740 what are you doing I'm going no further 305 00:17:01,800 --> 00:17:06,740 until someone tells me what's going on 306 00:17:09,030 --> 00:17:13,579 [Music] 307 00:17:10,160 --> 00:17:13,579 I see something 308 00:17:13,880 --> 00:17:18,559 it is a copper I say is anyone down 309 00:17:17,520 --> 00:17:23,419 there 310 00:17:18,559 --> 00:17:26,459 oh my God not another stupid English man 311 00:17:23,419 --> 00:17:28,980 I say are you from HQ 312 00:17:26,459 --> 00:17:31,140 we rather thought the plane would land 313 00:17:28,980 --> 00:17:33,480 change of plan we're trying out a new 314 00:17:31,140 --> 00:17:36,720 Escape package we'd better get you down 315 00:17:33,480 --> 00:17:40,140 I suppose I seem to be a bit stuck 316 00:17:36,720 --> 00:17:42,620 finally held me up in these wrong arms I 317 00:17:40,140 --> 00:17:46,620 could reach up and pull him down 318 00:17:42,620 --> 00:17:48,720 his strong arms oh but I might drop you 319 00:17:46,620 --> 00:17:51,720 precious 320 00:17:48,720 --> 00:17:51,720 ha 321 00:17:55,679 --> 00:17:58,679 uget 322 00:18:02,520 --> 00:18:05,960 quickly Mariah 323 00:18:09,260 --> 00:18:14,460 what's going on Fairfax 324 00:18:12,299 --> 00:18:18,000 one of the bar mates has pulled the 325 00:18:14,460 --> 00:18:20,660 policeman's trousers down it's all go 326 00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:20,660 isn't it 327 00:18:31,100 --> 00:18:34,160 thank you 328 00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:40,080 that was all rather exciting why have 329 00:18:38,100 --> 00:18:42,780 they sent us another Englishman they 330 00:18:40,080 --> 00:18:44,220 sent me over because I speak French I 331 00:18:42,780 --> 00:18:46,740 think Heavens For That 332 00:18:44,220 --> 00:18:48,179 they have sent him because he speaks 333 00:18:46,740 --> 00:18:51,440 French 334 00:18:48,179 --> 00:18:51,440 hello everybody 335 00:18:55,710 --> 00:19:03,179 [Laughter] 336 00:18:59,360 --> 00:19:06,500 I have brung rootings from British 337 00:19:03,179 --> 00:19:10,020 intelligence headquitters 338 00:19:06,500 --> 00:19:13,020 what does he say I think he brings 339 00:19:10,020 --> 00:19:18,000 greetings from intelligence headquarters 340 00:19:13,020 --> 00:19:21,600 I have disguised as policemen so I am 341 00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:24,200 Uber to move a boot with complete 342 00:19:21,600 --> 00:19:24,200 Freedom 343 00:19:24,260 --> 00:19:28,020 you think you will get away with that 344 00:19:26,580 --> 00:19:31,020 accent 345 00:19:28,020 --> 00:19:33,360 as long as he does not speak yet 346 00:19:31,020 --> 00:19:35,880 we will tell everyone that he comes from 347 00:19:33,360 --> 00:19:38,940 a remote Village in the country on the 348 00:19:35,880 --> 00:19:41,760 outskirts of Peking 349 00:19:38,940 --> 00:19:46,440 you picked up this package 350 00:19:41,760 --> 00:19:49,400 yeah this is the escape bookage you must 351 00:19:46,440 --> 00:19:52,919 heed it in your sealer 352 00:19:49,400 --> 00:19:55,080 what was that the Escape package you 353 00:19:52,919 --> 00:19:57,360 must add it in the cellar how does he 354 00:19:55,080 --> 00:20:03,200 know I have a seller in London we are 355 00:19:57,360 --> 00:20:03,200 not stupid we know every move you Moke 356 00:20:08,220 --> 00:20:12,200 do we have a key or a tin opener 357 00:20:20,780 --> 00:20:26,640 what for if the resistance take a pot 358 00:20:23,700 --> 00:20:28,740 shot at you it will bounce off bounce 359 00:20:26,640 --> 00:20:31,940 off I am not sticking my head out of 360 00:20:28,740 --> 00:20:31,940 there I'll drive 361 00:20:44,600 --> 00:20:51,559 stop the engine your voice down sorry 362 00:20:51,740 --> 00:20:56,720 this is that little knob entrapped 363 00:20:54,840 --> 00:21:00,620 it 364 00:20:56,720 --> 00:21:00,620 give it a bit more choke 365 00:21:11,960 --> 00:21:17,400 did I eat something the Colonel's car 366 00:21:15,720 --> 00:21:20,640 even through his number 367 00:21:17,400 --> 00:21:20,640 [Music] 368 00:21:21,660 --> 00:21:26,840 never mind he will blame the resistance 369 00:21:24,600 --> 00:21:30,600 and shoot a couple of peasants 370 00:21:26,840 --> 00:21:34,280 am I saying how easy it is to slip into 371 00:21:30,600 --> 00:21:34,280 the ways of being a Nazi 372 00:21:37,880 --> 00:21:43,320 thank you 373 00:21:40,799 --> 00:21:46,260 what if we left the main road a 374 00:21:43,320 --> 00:21:50,240 motorcycle was following us don't worry 375 00:21:46,260 --> 00:21:50,240 this Lane leads to the railway line 376 00:21:51,240 --> 00:21:55,520 is he still following just a minute 377 00:21:58,940 --> 00:22:03,500 [Music] 378 00:22:00,240 --> 00:22:03,500 can you see the motorcycle 379 00:22:04,140 --> 00:22:06,799 the moment 380 00:22:12,419 --> 00:22:17,600 I can see the railway line 381 00:22:14,700 --> 00:22:17,600 stop here 382 00:22:24,539 --> 00:22:28,460 I can hear the train coming 383 00:22:26,460 --> 00:22:30,900 yeah 384 00:22:28,460 --> 00:22:34,520 where are they they must be in here 385 00:22:30,900 --> 00:22:34,520 Samantha Drive the glove compartment 386 00:22:36,059 --> 00:22:42,679 have you found anything just some ladies 387 00:22:38,520 --> 00:22:45,419 underwear shaving lotion 388 00:22:42,679 --> 00:22:48,360 ah I have one good 389 00:22:45,419 --> 00:22:51,000 Larry up it is getting nearer I think it 390 00:22:48,360 --> 00:22:53,280 is loaded now I have to aim for the 391 00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:55,559 Third Dragon from the end yes good luck 392 00:22:53,280 --> 00:22:57,679 put your fingers in your ears that may 393 00:22:55,559 --> 00:23:02,820 be a big bang 394 00:22:57,679 --> 00:23:04,090 I can see it one two three that's the 395 00:23:02,820 --> 00:23:07,170 one 396 00:23:04,090 --> 00:23:07,170 [Music] 397 00:23:10,200 --> 00:23:15,740 missed 398 00:23:12,260 --> 00:23:15,740 another shell 399 00:23:16,200 --> 00:23:24,740 can you get a little bit nearer no I 400 00:23:18,900 --> 00:23:24,740 cannot one two three 401 00:23:28,320 --> 00:23:35,820 you have blown up the signal box I think 402 00:23:32,400 --> 00:23:39,360 the barrel is bent there goes the train 403 00:23:35,820 --> 00:23:42,360 there goes Hitler's sausage we should 404 00:23:39,360 --> 00:23:44,640 catch it up further down the line no the 405 00:23:42,360 --> 00:23:46,450 way I drive I would never catch it and 406 00:23:44,640 --> 00:23:49,640 the way you shoot you would never eat it 407 00:23:46,450 --> 00:23:49,640 [Music] 408 00:23:54,240 --> 00:24:00,780 is that in the road it is a farm dragon 409 00:23:57,780 --> 00:24:00,780 ready 410 00:24:05,100 --> 00:24:08,059 fire 411 00:24:08,130 --> 00:24:16,140 [Applause] 412 00:24:12,380 --> 00:24:19,789 second thoughts I will wait a bit 413 00:24:16,140 --> 00:24:19,789 [Applause] 414 00:24:25,159 --> 00:24:30,080 no I wish to surrender 415 00:24:32,620 --> 00:24:37,729 [Applause] 416 00:24:34,680 --> 00:24:37,729 [Music] 417 00:24:39,140 --> 00:24:44,539 step 418 00:24:40,740 --> 00:24:44,539 it is the white flag of surrender 419 00:24:46,860 --> 00:24:51,200 look it is 1A 420 00:24:54,240 --> 00:24:58,200 you Twitter 421 00:24:55,919 --> 00:24:59,760 so you have joined the Germans this 422 00:24:58,200 --> 00:25:01,440 gentleman kindly helped me to borrow the 423 00:24:59,760 --> 00:25:03,539 tanks so so we could blow up the Train 424 00:25:01,440 --> 00:25:05,159 the one you refuse to blow up because 425 00:25:03,539 --> 00:25:07,500 you were blowing up an ammunition Lorry 426 00:25:05,159 --> 00:25:09,120 that is why we are here well you're 427 00:25:07,500 --> 00:25:10,620 wasting your time as soon as we heard 428 00:25:09,120 --> 00:25:12,920 you were going to blow it up we canceled 429 00:25:10,620 --> 00:25:17,350 it who told you he did 430 00:25:12,920 --> 00:25:17,350 [Laughter] 431 00:25:17,360 --> 00:25:21,480 collaborator 432 00:25:19,020 --> 00:25:23,760 Michelle it is all part of a very 433 00:25:21,480 --> 00:25:25,020 complicated plan to do with Hitler and a 434 00:25:23,760 --> 00:25:26,760 sausage 435 00:25:25,020 --> 00:25:29,039 and a lot of paintings which would take 436 00:25:26,760 --> 00:25:31,820 too long to explain I don't understand 437 00:25:29,039 --> 00:25:35,159 half of it myself 438 00:25:31,820 --> 00:25:38,159 or stuff car is approaching what 439 00:25:35,159 --> 00:25:40,760 our mission is blown we must stop her 440 00:25:38,159 --> 00:25:40,760 quick 441 00:25:41,170 --> 00:25:44,269 [Music] 442 00:25:51,140 --> 00:25:56,460 ants what are you doing with humans 443 00:25:53,880 --> 00:25:58,520 little tank I too would like to know the 444 00:25:56,460 --> 00:26:01,140 answer to that question 445 00:25:58,520 --> 00:26:04,200 you see it's quite clear to see what has 446 00:26:01,140 --> 00:26:06,240 happened here flick Rene overheard a 447 00:26:04,200 --> 00:26:08,820 plot by the resistance to blow up an 448 00:26:06,240 --> 00:26:11,460 ammunition lorry assisted by the captain 449 00:26:08,820 --> 00:26:14,159 he borrowed the armored car and with 450 00:26:11,460 --> 00:26:16,620 great bravery found the roadblock and 451 00:26:14,159 --> 00:26:20,640 fought off the resistance who even now 452 00:26:16,620 --> 00:26:23,960 can be seen running across the fields 453 00:26:20,640 --> 00:26:25,860 I was just about to say all that 454 00:26:23,960 --> 00:26:28,260 feels better 455 00:26:25,860 --> 00:26:32,159 my armored car is covered with little 456 00:26:28,260 --> 00:26:33,900 tents and there is mud all over the 457 00:26:32,159 --> 00:26:37,260 wheels 458 00:26:33,900 --> 00:26:40,880 are they convinced by this toy I have 459 00:26:37,260 --> 00:26:40,880 found both hair fleek 460 00:26:41,940 --> 00:26:47,520 see this device is commonly used by the 461 00:26:45,779 --> 00:26:50,640 resistance when they are going to blow 462 00:26:47,520 --> 00:26:53,279 something up not nonsense 463 00:26:50,640 --> 00:26:55,799 this is an ordinary tire pump which has 464 00:26:53,279 --> 00:26:58,920 been discarded by a passing motorist 465 00:26:55,799 --> 00:27:02,039 this would not even blow up a tire 466 00:26:58,920 --> 00:27:02,039 [Applause] 467 00:27:04,360 --> 00:27:08,389 [Laughter] 468 00:27:12,020 --> 00:27:16,880 you have exploded the Gestapo car 469 00:27:17,299 --> 00:27:24,179 well that's nothing to worry about 470 00:27:20,220 --> 00:27:26,640 could always get another car from Berlin 471 00:27:24,179 --> 00:27:29,820 I shall not be informing Berlin of this 472 00:27:26,640 --> 00:27:32,240 incident I do not wish to look right 473 00:27:29,820 --> 00:27:32,240 Nana 474 00:27:41,900 --> 00:27:46,039 Cuba you will drive us home 475 00:27:48,840 --> 00:27:53,820 what's going on now Fairfax a lot of 476 00:27:52,140 --> 00:27:55,500 girls in this candy is they're climbing 477 00:27:53,820 --> 00:28:00,620 onto men's bicycle 478 00:27:55,500 --> 00:28:00,620 oh come on what's really going on 479 00:28:23,179 --> 00:28:31,860 much longer am I to be ignored 480 00:28:28,220 --> 00:28:34,679 have you been I have not seen you for 481 00:28:31,860 --> 00:28:36,080 days do not be silly mama I gave you 482 00:28:34,679 --> 00:28:40,799 your lunch 483 00:28:36,080 --> 00:28:44,179 listen I have good news Mrs the 484 00:28:40,799 --> 00:28:44,179 Undertaker is calling 485 00:28:48,500 --> 00:28:53,340 no no no 486 00:28:50,580 --> 00:28:55,980 I think he is in love with me oh she's 487 00:28:53,340 --> 00:28:59,279 so romantic I think he is coming to 488 00:28:55,980 --> 00:29:02,400 propose to me do you remember we met him 489 00:28:59,279 --> 00:29:05,760 in the Square he has a mustache oh yes 490 00:29:02,400 --> 00:29:08,779 so I remember him well he had a little 491 00:29:05,760 --> 00:29:08,779 stiff one 492 00:29:09,600 --> 00:29:15,720 oh he has such manners and today this 493 00:29:13,080 --> 00:29:18,679 arrived and on it it was his little card 494 00:29:15,720 --> 00:29:18,679 with a love message 495 00:29:20,179 --> 00:29:25,340 swiftly 496 00:29:21,860 --> 00:29:30,440 and we style 497 00:29:25,340 --> 00:29:32,880 he has our opinion of himself 498 00:29:30,440 --> 00:29:36,480 the other side 499 00:29:32,880 --> 00:29:38,880 I always think engagement rings are such 500 00:29:36,480 --> 00:29:42,480 romantic pretty things 501 00:29:38,880 --> 00:29:44,670 and still before my life is done I would 502 00:29:42,480 --> 00:29:48,950 daily like to give you one 503 00:29:44,670 --> 00:29:48,950 [Laughter] 504 00:29:50,600 --> 00:29:56,000 could you read the first part again 505 00:29:58,200 --> 00:30:02,760 quick shutter door where is my wife she 506 00:30:01,260 --> 00:30:05,940 is upstairs dressed up like the dinner 507 00:30:02,760 --> 00:30:08,460 of a dog she's going to parade herself 508 00:30:05,940 --> 00:30:10,620 yet again in the Town Square Hobbit Rena 509 00:30:08,460 --> 00:30:13,559 you should be happy if she marries you 510 00:30:10,620 --> 00:30:15,899 will be free and without a solitary Sue 511 00:30:13,559 --> 00:30:18,840 we will have money we will borrow 512 00:30:15,899 --> 00:30:22,140 explosives from the resistance blurs are 513 00:30:18,840 --> 00:30:26,340 safe Nixa money and add in a little 514 00:30:22,140 --> 00:30:29,100 Garrett in Paris make love dare not 515 00:30:26,340 --> 00:30:31,080 until the war is over 516 00:30:29,100 --> 00:30:33,360 oh 517 00:30:31,080 --> 00:30:36,440 I've already thought of it makes me go 518 00:30:33,360 --> 00:30:36,440 weak at the knees 519 00:30:36,840 --> 00:30:40,880 oh not her again 520 00:30:45,900 --> 00:30:53,760 [Laughter] 521 00:30:51,059 --> 00:30:56,600 now listen very carefully I shall say 522 00:30:53,760 --> 00:30:56,600 this only once 523 00:30:56,779 --> 00:31:01,620 brought by this British agent was 524 00:30:59,340 --> 00:31:03,720 damaged in the landing you must help us 525 00:31:01,620 --> 00:31:07,860 to mend it mend it I don't even know 526 00:31:03,720 --> 00:31:10,080 what it is it is made of silk filled 527 00:31:07,860 --> 00:31:12,539 without air it will lift the basket with 528 00:31:10,080 --> 00:31:14,580 the Airman and with a favorable wind 529 00:31:12,539 --> 00:31:16,919 take them back across the channel 530 00:31:14,580 --> 00:31:19,679 brilliant and what do you want the 531 00:31:16,919 --> 00:31:22,260 needle and cotton some of the fabric is 532 00:31:19,679 --> 00:31:25,200 torn away and missing we need silk to 533 00:31:22,260 --> 00:31:27,840 replace it silk where am I supposed to 534 00:31:25,200 --> 00:31:30,779 find Silk the Urgent crab tree has a 535 00:31:27,840 --> 00:31:35,659 plan which you will explain you must go 536 00:31:30,779 --> 00:31:35,659 and get your hands on girls knockers 537 00:31:41,220 --> 00:31:46,760 sorry perhaps my French could be butter 538 00:31:48,890 --> 00:31:53,899 [Laughter] 539 00:31:50,820 --> 00:31:53,899 is the Patriot 540 00:31:54,240 --> 00:31:58,860 all the girls in the resistance will 541 00:31:56,340 --> 00:32:01,080 sacrifice their knickers 542 00:31:58,860 --> 00:32:04,080 when I hear words like that it brings a 543 00:32:01,080 --> 00:32:07,620 lump to my throat 544 00:32:04,080 --> 00:32:11,100 but even that will not be enough well 545 00:32:07,620 --> 00:32:15,920 How many pairs of knock knickers do you 546 00:32:11,100 --> 00:32:20,640 require at least 40 or even 50. 547 00:32:15,920 --> 00:32:24,200 [Laughter] 548 00:32:20,640 --> 00:32:24,200 I will try for 50. 549 00:32:26,360 --> 00:32:31,500 but it is best you get there early we 550 00:32:29,279 --> 00:32:33,720 are expecting a crowd 551 00:32:31,500 --> 00:32:36,320 and they will be coffee and sandwiches 552 00:32:33,720 --> 00:32:36,320 afterwards 553 00:32:38,940 --> 00:32:46,100 till then we are hoping for an home win 554 00:32:43,140 --> 00:32:46,100 I'll see you then 555 00:32:47,399 --> 00:32:50,539 so many friends 556 00:32:57,679 --> 00:33:04,500 oh I admire you you are like a rock 557 00:33:02,520 --> 00:33:07,520 I know this to be a quality you 558 00:33:04,500 --> 00:33:07,520 appreciate in a man 559 00:33:07,799 --> 00:33:13,559 so worried why well I am is your point 560 00:33:11,159 --> 00:33:16,080 is a crack shot there was a competition 561 00:33:13,559 --> 00:33:19,460 he put one of his balls through a 562 00:33:16,080 --> 00:33:21,860 playing card at 20 passes 563 00:33:19,460 --> 00:33:23,940 Quite a feat 564 00:33:21,860 --> 00:33:25,880 this is how we started in the 565 00:33:23,940 --> 00:33:28,980 undertaking business 566 00:33:25,880 --> 00:33:30,960 Yvette normally I would be worried by 567 00:33:28,980 --> 00:33:33,240 such news but I have a secret 568 00:33:30,960 --> 00:33:35,580 arrangement with the kernel 569 00:33:33,240 --> 00:33:37,620 at the time of the duel he will be on 570 00:33:35,580 --> 00:33:39,600 exercises with tanks and troops and 571 00:33:37,620 --> 00:33:42,480 machine guns and teams and he has 572 00:33:39,600 --> 00:33:44,640 promised to take care of the Undertaker 573 00:33:42,480 --> 00:33:46,679 oh could you not take care of your wife 574 00:33:44,640 --> 00:33:50,000 at the same time 575 00:33:46,679 --> 00:33:53,159 you know I could mention it I suppose 576 00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:55,799 I might be pushing my luck and talking 577 00:33:53,159 --> 00:33:57,899 of pushing my luck who is that English 578 00:33:55,799 --> 00:34:01,100 idiot who thinks he can speak a language 579 00:33:57,899 --> 00:34:05,100 a good die to you 580 00:34:01,100 --> 00:34:07,040 she has heard about the duel 581 00:34:05,100 --> 00:34:10,280 are we alone 582 00:34:07,040 --> 00:34:12,080 I wish to tick to you 583 00:34:10,280 --> 00:34:17,580 kick 584 00:34:12,080 --> 00:34:20,119 he means talk ah yeah we are alone so 585 00:34:17,580 --> 00:34:20,119 tick away 586 00:34:21,179 --> 00:34:30,780 English Airman are no linger in the cow 587 00:34:26,119 --> 00:34:33,379 oh good well where are they then I will 588 00:34:30,780 --> 00:34:33,379 kill them 589 00:34:33,980 --> 00:34:40,139 in here chats 590 00:34:37,040 --> 00:34:41,879 you will never get away with that you 591 00:34:40,139 --> 00:34:44,399 cannot pass those two idiots off as 592 00:34:41,879 --> 00:34:48,240 French policemen I've give them quick 593 00:34:44,399 --> 00:34:52,379 curse in the French long watch 594 00:34:48,240 --> 00:34:56,359 it's nose to spike your tongue 595 00:34:52,379 --> 00:34:59,160 pleased to meet you sir 596 00:34:56,359 --> 00:35:00,900 German's quick in the back room uh 597 00:34:59,160 --> 00:35:03,240 officer if you wish to search my 598 00:35:00,900 --> 00:35:07,740 premises uh I have nothing to hide start 599 00:35:03,240 --> 00:35:10,580 in the back room take care of the crowds 600 00:35:07,740 --> 00:35:10,580 could I show you 601 00:35:11,119 --> 00:35:16,980 listen carefully the balloon is ready it 602 00:35:14,820 --> 00:35:19,020 will be taken and Eden in the old ruined 603 00:35:16,980 --> 00:35:21,960 Barn five kilometers to the north of 604 00:35:19,020 --> 00:35:24,119 town when the wind is favorable a 605 00:35:21,960 --> 00:35:26,160 message will be sent you Renee will 606 00:35:24,119 --> 00:35:29,160 guide the Airmen to the barn where they 607 00:35:26,160 --> 00:35:31,920 will take off an ad Forum oh I I do not 608 00:35:29,160 --> 00:35:35,180 wish to be a wet blanket but I do have a 609 00:35:31,920 --> 00:35:35,180 duel in the morning you know 610 00:35:40,400 --> 00:35:46,940 he is preparing the blue lamps which 611 00:35:43,079 --> 00:35:46,940 will provide zioter for the balloon 612 00:35:48,619 --> 00:35:53,780 quick we will have scooped through the 613 00:35:51,300 --> 00:35:53,780 winder 614 00:35:54,300 --> 00:35:59,700 what did he want he had not seen these 615 00:35:56,820 --> 00:36:01,200 two disguise no he was looking for the 616 00:35:59,700 --> 00:36:03,300 colonel he has gone right to the 617 00:36:01,200 --> 00:36:05,720 headquarters did he want to check on his 618 00:36:03,300 --> 00:36:05,720 sausage 619 00:36:06,060 --> 00:36:10,680 table and ordered two large portions of 620 00:36:08,339 --> 00:36:12,480 Hot Pot to take away that means a nice 621 00:36:10,680 --> 00:36:14,960 quiet dinner with Elgar in the dungeon 622 00:36:12,480 --> 00:36:14,960 this evening 623 00:36:25,400 --> 00:36:31,400 be brave girls 624 00:36:28,200 --> 00:36:31,400 dear girls 625 00:36:45,599 --> 00:36:49,740 before proceeding do either of you wish 626 00:36:48,119 --> 00:36:52,920 to apologize 627 00:36:49,740 --> 00:36:55,220 well and may have been a bit certainly 628 00:36:52,920 --> 00:36:55,220 not 629 00:36:56,599 --> 00:37:01,400 behaved like a pig you will die like a 630 00:37:00,359 --> 00:37:04,380 pig 631 00:37:01,400 --> 00:37:08,300 very well miss you 632 00:37:04,380 --> 00:37:08,300 showing a lot of metal Renee 633 00:37:08,480 --> 00:37:12,720 this was unloaded 634 00:37:10,880 --> 00:37:16,820 choose 635 00:37:12,720 --> 00:37:16,820 you choose to miss you huh 636 00:37:22,619 --> 00:37:29,820 you will start pick to pick 637 00:37:26,040 --> 00:37:31,020 a Panzer command March you will walk 10 638 00:37:29,820 --> 00:37:33,300 pieces 639 00:37:31,020 --> 00:37:36,320 upon the command what 640 00:37:33,300 --> 00:37:36,320 you mean 641 00:37:37,560 --> 00:37:43,320 to command 642 00:37:39,680 --> 00:37:47,700 return and file is this clear 643 00:37:43,320 --> 00:37:52,140 crystal clear right we must proceed 644 00:37:47,700 --> 00:37:54,740 first my personal farewells 645 00:37:52,140 --> 00:37:54,740 for any 646 00:37:54,960 --> 00:37:58,040 the French way 647 00:38:09,420 --> 00:38:13,800 with your headphones 648 00:38:10,800 --> 00:38:13,800 laughs 649 00:38:17,420 --> 00:38:23,780 I'm speaking with you 650 00:38:20,520 --> 00:38:23,780 I hardly know you 651 00:38:24,980 --> 00:38:28,820 okay well it is 652 00:38:30,859 --> 00:38:34,579 farewell it is 653 00:38:36,980 --> 00:38:42,480 I am talking to you why I'm about to get 654 00:38:39,540 --> 00:38:45,800 shot here and you take no notice but hey 655 00:38:42,480 --> 00:38:45,800 I'm just catching up on because 656 00:38:51,300 --> 00:38:57,079 Maria Yvette 657 00:38:54,359 --> 00:38:57,079 farewell 658 00:39:05,540 --> 00:39:11,359 what's up gentlemen let us take up our 659 00:39:08,880 --> 00:39:11,359 positions 660 00:39:13,980 --> 00:39:18,060 back to back 661 00:39:16,090 --> 00:39:21,380 [Music] 662 00:39:18,060 --> 00:39:21,380 excuse me one moment 663 00:39:29,579 --> 00:39:34,800 hearing me there's a bad news that 664 00:39:31,980 --> 00:39:37,079 lifting out Captain gearing have been 665 00:39:34,800 --> 00:39:38,520 arrested by the Gestapo the maneuver has 666 00:39:37,079 --> 00:39:40,940 been canceled 667 00:39:38,520 --> 00:39:40,940 hahaha 668 00:39:42,859 --> 00:39:47,640 Africa allowed to do this I shall 669 00:39:45,359 --> 00:39:49,680 investigate quite right after the duel 670 00:39:47,640 --> 00:39:51,420 well what do you not think you should do 671 00:39:49,680 --> 00:39:54,500 it right away I mean I mean we can do 672 00:39:51,420 --> 00:39:54,500 this any old time 673 00:39:59,220 --> 00:40:02,220 674 00:40:03,599 --> 00:40:09,250 what 675 00:40:06,140 --> 00:40:09,250 [Applause] 676 00:40:11,700 --> 00:40:18,500 one two three four five six seven 677 00:40:17,940 --> 00:40:22,400 eight 678 00:40:18,500 --> 00:40:22,400 nine ten 679 00:40:22,440 --> 00:40:29,300 [Laughter] 680 00:40:27,079 --> 00:40:33,060 cognac please event 681 00:40:29,300 --> 00:40:35,520 any news of grenade not a world 682 00:40:33,060 --> 00:40:37,940 place is not the same without him it's 683 00:40:35,520 --> 00:40:37,940 all clear 684 00:40:43,740 --> 00:40:52,340 [Laughter] 685 00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:06,000 laughs 686 00:41:07,700 --> 00:41:15,500 those eyes they look very familiar 687 00:41:11,880 --> 00:41:15,500 particularly that one 688 00:41:17,099 --> 00:41:23,820 I'm trying very hard not to be familiar 689 00:41:19,980 --> 00:41:26,520 with you I have it you are a relation of 690 00:41:23,820 --> 00:41:28,440 Renee who works behind the bar very 691 00:41:26,520 --> 00:41:33,200 distant 692 00:41:28,440 --> 00:41:33,200 you have very hairy legs 693 00:41:33,300 --> 00:41:39,480 they run in the family 694 00:41:36,020 --> 00:41:42,000 it is you please Lieutenant do not give 695 00:41:39,480 --> 00:41:45,180 me away don't worry your secret is safe 696 00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:47,599 with me no no you do not understand yes 697 00:41:45,180 --> 00:41:47,599 I do 698 00:41:49,500 --> 00:41:52,579 same leanings 699 00:41:53,520 --> 00:41:56,660 dress up as a pancake girl 700 00:41:55,470 --> 00:41:59,700 [Music] 701 00:41:56,660 --> 00:42:00,599 suppose you think I am a coward on the 702 00:41:59,700 --> 00:42:03,119 contrary 703 00:42:00,599 --> 00:42:05,940 I think it takes great courage to come 704 00:42:03,119 --> 00:42:08,940 out in the open and dress that way 705 00:42:05,940 --> 00:42:12,980 oh my God Germans and they are coming to 706 00:42:08,940 --> 00:42:16,859 this table don't worry I will cover 707 00:42:12,980 --> 00:42:20,760 a dance what oh wait no I I don't I'm 708 00:42:16,859 --> 00:42:23,260 not very good oh my I believe 709 00:42:20,760 --> 00:42:26,369 laughs 710 00:42:23,260 --> 00:42:26,369 [Music] 711 00:42:28,140 --> 00:42:34,820 are they watching us don't worry just be 712 00:42:31,680 --> 00:42:38,040 normal I'm doing my best 713 00:42:34,820 --> 00:42:39,900 we will do a few more bars then I will 714 00:42:38,040 --> 00:42:43,760 put you in my little tank and take you 715 00:42:39,900 --> 00:42:43,760 back to my place until it dies down 716 00:42:44,579 --> 00:42:50,480 lieutenant 717 00:42:46,320 --> 00:42:50,480 do you feather of course 718 00:42:53,540 --> 00:42:58,020 just leave me here with my friends will 719 00:42:56,099 --> 00:42:59,880 you you're not really dressed for a tank 720 00:42:58,020 --> 00:43:02,579 I think I better go and warm it up for 721 00:42:59,880 --> 00:43:04,619 you yeah if you need a push start just 722 00:43:02,579 --> 00:43:06,920 let me know I'll I'll get the rest of 723 00:43:04,619 --> 00:43:06,920 the girls 724 00:43:09,380 --> 00:43:15,660 I did not know who it was I was 725 00:43:12,540 --> 00:43:17,000 challenging to a duel you the leader of 726 00:43:15,660 --> 00:43:21,380 the Escape Route 727 00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:21,380 let me kiss the Hem of your dress 728 00:43:22,140 --> 00:43:26,300 can't you embarrass me tell me 729 00:43:28,640 --> 00:43:34,040 in a minute I am going to have to go to 730 00:43:31,020 --> 00:43:34,040 the little girl's room 731 00:43:34,140 --> 00:43:40,220 oh madam 732 00:43:35,819 --> 00:43:40,220 I could not come between you and this 733 00:43:40,520 --> 00:43:47,520 this is perhaps a bravest man in France 734 00:43:43,220 --> 00:43:49,859 and salt I will admire you from afar 735 00:43:47,520 --> 00:43:52,099 good day to you all 736 00:43:49,859 --> 00:43:54,900 Viva La France 737 00:43:52,099 --> 00:43:56,880 Viva the goal oh 738 00:43:54,900 --> 00:43:58,619 you know the goal the one with the big 739 00:43:56,880 --> 00:44:02,540 Hooter 740 00:43:58,619 --> 00:44:02,540 because we have to goal 741 00:44:03,140 --> 00:44:08,040 I think Evans he has gone that he done 742 00:44:06,300 --> 00:44:10,740 very well for you but what am I to tell 743 00:44:08,040 --> 00:44:13,440 my friends I cannot be seen out with a 744 00:44:10,740 --> 00:44:15,960 coward I have the explanation 745 00:44:13,440 --> 00:44:18,480 you will tell them that during the jewel 746 00:44:15,960 --> 00:44:20,460 a bumblebee flew down his trousers at a 747 00:44:18,480 --> 00:44:23,040 critical moment causing him to run into 748 00:44:20,460 --> 00:44:24,200 the river but the nearest river is three 749 00:44:23,040 --> 00:44:28,460 miles away 750 00:44:24,200 --> 00:44:28,460 it was a very big bee 751 00:44:32,460 --> 00:44:37,140 I cannot say what an honor it is for me 752 00:44:34,500 --> 00:44:40,099 to assist you 753 00:44:37,140 --> 00:44:40,099 private 754 00:44:41,420 --> 00:44:46,339 Justice escape death by gust double 755 00:44:43,800 --> 00:44:46,339 toucher 756 00:44:52,500 --> 00:45:00,960 I am quite a character am I not 757 00:44:55,880 --> 00:45:00,960 someone is knocking on the coffin whoa 758 00:45:01,980 --> 00:45:05,130 [Applause] 759 00:45:17,900 --> 00:45:22,220 this is not a corridor nurse 760 00:45:23,420 --> 00:45:28,380 you must be kind to her it was your idea 761 00:45:26,520 --> 00:45:31,400 she should be the cops she is the 762 00:45:28,380 --> 00:45:31,400 nearest thing we have 763 00:45:31,640 --> 00:45:37,099 wagons roll all gone 764 00:45:44,380 --> 00:45:53,010 [Laughter] 765 00:45:56,000 --> 00:46:00,200 Katie there is on the horizon 766 00:46:00,599 --> 00:46:05,640 looks like a roadblock 767 00:46:03,060 --> 00:46:09,740 somebody is disobeying the curfew 768 00:46:05,640 --> 00:46:09,740 funeral processions are allowed 769 00:46:09,780 --> 00:46:13,880 I wonder why Renee is riding in the 770 00:46:11,940 --> 00:46:16,800 front 771 00:46:13,880 --> 00:46:17,700 ivaned by the two corpses in the second 772 00:46:16,800 --> 00:46:20,220 house 773 00:46:17,700 --> 00:46:22,339 they're sitting up and chatting to each 774 00:46:20,220 --> 00:46:22,339 other 775 00:46:23,119 --> 00:46:28,500 is finally getting rid of the British 776 00:46:25,619 --> 00:46:30,660 Airmen so that life can return to normal 777 00:46:28,500 --> 00:46:31,800 like he promised 778 00:46:30,660 --> 00:46:35,359 thanks 779 00:46:31,800 --> 00:46:35,359 tell the sergeant to let them pass 780 00:46:37,380 --> 00:46:41,740 this is a funeral we are borrowing some 781 00:46:40,859 --> 00:46:54,970 biddies 782 00:46:41,740 --> 00:46:54,970 [Laughter] 783 00:47:02,099 --> 00:47:04,640 please 784 00:47:17,940 --> 00:47:25,099 what is this a funeral hair General 785 00:47:22,319 --> 00:47:25,099 I see 786 00:47:26,760 --> 00:47:29,760 foreign 787 00:47:48,300 --> 00:47:53,940 it is my brother's wife's mother 788 00:47:51,180 --> 00:47:56,460 she died of the plague 789 00:47:53,940 --> 00:48:00,380 what plague is this 790 00:47:56,460 --> 00:48:03,740 like that kills brother's wife's mothers 791 00:48:00,380 --> 00:48:03,740 opens the coffin 792 00:48:08,819 --> 00:48:14,359 spreads across Europe we've all had it 793 00:48:11,040 --> 00:48:14,359 here we have quickly 794 00:48:14,579 --> 00:48:17,579 Rusty 795 00:48:21,480 --> 00:48:28,260 oh God sit down how are you today how is 796 00:48:26,160 --> 00:48:30,540 the war going do you have the half time 797 00:48:28,260 --> 00:48:33,660 score is what I want to talk to you 798 00:48:30,540 --> 00:48:35,420 about Renee now I know you have helped 799 00:48:33,660 --> 00:48:38,700 some British Airmen to escape 800 00:48:35,420 --> 00:48:41,640 but I'd prepare to fight the Slate clean 801 00:48:38,700 --> 00:48:43,200 ah thank you kennel but the colonel says 802 00:48:41,640 --> 00:48:45,599 you have got to promise to stop helping 803 00:48:43,200 --> 00:48:48,839 the resistance oh of course Canon now 804 00:48:45,599 --> 00:48:51,119 will you promise me on your honor I will 805 00:48:48,839 --> 00:48:53,220 kennel you must understand I am in 806 00:48:51,119 --> 00:48:56,540 business some of the resistance might 807 00:48:53,220 --> 00:48:56,540 very well be my customers 808 00:48:57,180 --> 00:49:03,240 promise me on your honor well on your 809 00:49:00,780 --> 00:49:03,940 honor as a Frenchman oh well that is 810 00:49:03,240 --> 00:49:05,119 different 811 00:49:03,940 --> 00:49:09,200 [Music] 812 00:49:05,119 --> 00:49:09,200 good you may buy us a drink 813 00:49:12,590 --> 00:49:17,280 [Music] 814 00:49:14,060 --> 00:49:19,859 what is so Dreadful about that somebody 815 00:49:17,280 --> 00:49:22,940 has removed one the one with a little 816 00:49:19,859 --> 00:49:22,940 swistic on it 817 00:49:24,680 --> 00:49:29,160 it is his personal sausage it is the one 818 00:49:27,540 --> 00:49:31,160 containing the painting of the Fallen 819 00:49:29,160 --> 00:49:33,260 red all of its big boobies 820 00:49:31,160 --> 00:49:36,119 rolled up 821 00:49:33,260 --> 00:49:38,579 don't get confused Hanson contains only 822 00:49:36,119 --> 00:49:40,800 the fortunate yes the real one is still 823 00:49:38,579 --> 00:49:42,780 safe in my cellar there you are you have 824 00:49:40,800 --> 00:49:44,280 nothing to worry about I on the other 825 00:49:42,780 --> 00:49:47,339 end do have something to worry about 826 00:49:44,280 --> 00:49:49,200 what if I flickers for it back tell him 827 00:49:47,339 --> 00:49:51,859 it has been nicked he will have me shot 828 00:49:49,200 --> 00:49:54,119 no he will not I'm the commandant here 829 00:49:51,859 --> 00:49:55,980 airflric has no authority to have 830 00:49:54,119 --> 00:49:58,319 yourself he will have to ask the colony 831 00:49:55,980 --> 00:50:00,839 but he will have you shot 832 00:49:58,319 --> 00:50:02,660 that makes me feel much better are you 833 00:50:00,839 --> 00:50:04,980 ready ready 834 00:50:02,660 --> 00:50:07,500 you're very trying to attract your 835 00:50:04,980 --> 00:50:09,480 attention take no notice it will not be 836 00:50:07,500 --> 00:50:11,099 anything important it may be very 837 00:50:09,480 --> 00:50:13,400 important she may wish to sing another 838 00:50:11,099 --> 00:50:13,400 song 839 00:50:15,319 --> 00:50:22,020 what is it the grandfather clock in the 840 00:50:18,900 --> 00:50:24,060 back room needs Landing Edith we have no 841 00:50:22,020 --> 00:50:26,579 grandfather clock 842 00:50:24,060 --> 00:50:28,980 it is good do you never read your code 843 00:50:26,579 --> 00:50:32,280 book it means the resistance is in the 844 00:50:28,980 --> 00:50:32,280 back room awake 845 00:50:34,700 --> 00:50:40,040 that English idiot who thinks he can 846 00:50:36,960 --> 00:50:40,040 speak French is outside 847 00:50:41,180 --> 00:50:44,420 good morning 848 00:50:45,359 --> 00:50:49,980 it is not moaning it is evening now what 849 00:50:48,660 --> 00:50:52,859 do you want 850 00:50:49,980 --> 00:50:55,260 shell of the resistance washes to tick 851 00:50:52,859 --> 00:50:58,260 to you 852 00:50:55,260 --> 00:51:01,500 she has had a nasty accident by failing 853 00:50:58,260 --> 00:51:03,780 of a drained poop 854 00:51:01,500 --> 00:51:07,400 all right you know the code book what is 855 00:51:03,780 --> 00:51:11,520 he talking about carry her this week 856 00:51:07,400 --> 00:51:15,839 and do not let her drip 857 00:51:11,520 --> 00:51:19,740 she has strewned her back and has also a 858 00:51:15,839 --> 00:51:22,020 compost friction of the left lung 859 00:51:19,740 --> 00:51:23,099 listen very carefully shall we spare 860 00:51:22,020 --> 00:51:25,260 this on 861 00:51:23,099 --> 00:51:28,880 as I am in correct pain 862 00:51:25,260 --> 00:51:32,640 her log is in plister of porous 863 00:51:28,880 --> 00:51:34,500 oh my God what did she land in oh yeah 864 00:51:32,640 --> 00:51:37,500 they plan to get rid of the British 865 00:51:34,500 --> 00:51:40,859 Airmen by air oh no not that balloon 866 00:51:37,500 --> 00:51:43,200 again no in the museum is an exact 867 00:51:40,859 --> 00:51:46,140 replica of the plan used by Pierre 868 00:51:43,200 --> 00:51:49,140 LaConte to cross the channel in 1910 869 00:51:46,140 --> 00:51:52,640 Pierre current I have never heard of him 870 00:51:49,140 --> 00:51:56,099 think back you must have done it 871 00:51:52,640 --> 00:51:58,079 was a nut in the pepper he endeavored to 872 00:51:56,099 --> 00:52:01,339 cross the channel before blerio he 873 00:51:58,079 --> 00:52:05,300 crashed but the plan is still airworthy 874 00:52:01,339 --> 00:52:05,300 except that there is no engine 875 00:52:08,420 --> 00:52:13,680 would give sufficient power 876 00:52:10,980 --> 00:52:16,260 so what do you want me to do about it 877 00:52:13,680 --> 00:52:18,480 steals the plan find the motor and 878 00:52:16,260 --> 00:52:21,740 contact me in bed three word seven 879 00:52:18,480 --> 00:52:21,740 nuvian General Hospital 880 00:52:21,839 --> 00:52:25,160 she has pissed out 881 00:52:26,819 --> 00:52:29,420 foreign 882 00:52:34,220 --> 00:52:39,800 I can see the ambush 883 00:52:36,960 --> 00:52:39,800 they're in position 884 00:52:40,440 --> 00:52:44,700 how there isn't even the money 885 00:52:43,559 --> 00:52:47,099 it's late 886 00:52:44,700 --> 00:52:50,339 maybe he was arrested by the troops at 887 00:52:47,099 --> 00:52:52,920 the roadblock you underestimate me hunts 888 00:52:50,339 --> 00:52:55,020 I have equipped him with the disguise it 889 00:52:52,920 --> 00:52:57,680 will enable him to pass freely through 890 00:52:55,020 --> 00:52:57,680 the countryside 891 00:52:58,819 --> 00:53:04,760 laughs 892 00:53:00,420 --> 00:53:10,319 like a chemicals 893 00:53:04,760 --> 00:53:12,900 shut up I will never underplay anything 894 00:53:10,319 --> 00:53:14,339 where is the bridge that is where we are 895 00:53:12,900 --> 00:53:16,880 to meet the girls that the Communist 896 00:53:14,339 --> 00:53:16,880 resistance 897 00:53:19,319 --> 00:53:26,099 there is a bridge over there that is 898 00:53:22,400 --> 00:53:29,000 party they will be disguised as Germans 899 00:53:26,099 --> 00:53:29,000 Germans 900 00:53:30,800 --> 00:53:35,760 there is the bridge 901 00:53:33,480 --> 00:53:38,460 to the left you will be observing the 902 00:53:35,760 --> 00:53:41,400 girls of the Communist resistance they 903 00:53:38,460 --> 00:53:43,740 will be in possession of the sausage 904 00:53:41,400 --> 00:53:46,140 beyond the bridge you will see the cafe 905 00:53:43,740 --> 00:53:49,680 owner and his party disguised as German 906 00:53:46,140 --> 00:53:51,119 soldiers they will be in position of the 907 00:53:49,680 --> 00:53:54,119 ransom money 908 00:53:51,119 --> 00:53:56,480 everything is proceeding according to 909 00:53:54,119 --> 00:53:56,480 plan 910 00:53:59,660 --> 00:54:09,960 I'm not much to look at not much to see 911 00:54:04,520 --> 00:54:13,920 just glad I'm living and lucky to be but 912 00:54:09,960 --> 00:54:17,540 I've got us someone who's crazy for me 913 00:54:13,920 --> 00:54:17,540 I'm funny that way 914 00:54:21,420 --> 00:54:27,900 do you have some money yes we have done 915 00:54:23,940 --> 00:54:31,099 many do you want the sausage it is here 916 00:54:27,900 --> 00:54:31,099 bring the money forward 917 00:54:35,520 --> 00:54:38,780 place it on the ground 918 00:54:39,599 --> 00:54:43,640 retire 10 bases 919 00:54:51,059 --> 00:54:56,660 when we have checks the money then you 920 00:54:53,640 --> 00:54:56,660 will get the sausage 921 00:54:58,440 --> 00:55:02,460 what 922 00:55:00,540 --> 00:55:06,860 what is going on here 923 00:55:02,460 --> 00:55:10,380 this is very suspicious Eric Curt is it 924 00:55:06,860 --> 00:55:13,619 [Laughter] 925 00:55:10,380 --> 00:55:16,440 Communists they trust nobody 926 00:55:13,619 --> 00:55:18,180 he's all there did not worry we will get 927 00:55:16,440 --> 00:55:21,660 it all back again when the Colonel's 928 00:55:18,180 --> 00:55:23,880 troops arrived where are they 929 00:55:21,660 --> 00:55:26,420 they will arrive at Rendezvous I'll 930 00:55:23,880 --> 00:55:28,760 cover the money 931 00:55:26,420 --> 00:55:32,880 it is correct 932 00:55:28,760 --> 00:55:35,520 uh check it again if you like 933 00:55:32,880 --> 00:55:39,079 I already got two 934 00:55:35,520 --> 00:55:39,079 here is your sausage 935 00:55:46,160 --> 00:55:49,160 huh 936 00:55:50,119 --> 00:55:54,859 it is a trap quick it into the woods 937 00:55:57,420 --> 00:56:00,599 a dog has just apprehended the Gestapo 938 00:55:59,640 --> 00:56:03,440 sausage 939 00:56:00,599 --> 00:56:03,440 I'll ask him 940 00:56:05,119 --> 00:56:12,200 three resistance girls are escaping we 941 00:56:09,180 --> 00:56:12,200 will pursue them 942 00:56:12,440 --> 00:56:36,380 thanks our pensions 943 00:56:15,860 --> 00:56:39,020 [Laughter] 944 00:56:36,380 --> 00:56:43,079 sit down 945 00:56:39,020 --> 00:56:45,180 now there are plenty of your plan Mr 946 00:56:43,079 --> 00:56:47,700 LeClaire as a photo has been secretly 947 00:56:45,180 --> 00:56:48,599 slipping away to the cellar I've spied 948 00:56:47,700 --> 00:56:52,040 on him 949 00:56:48,599 --> 00:56:52,040 forging money 950 00:56:52,640 --> 00:56:58,440 it is Leclair is not a good forger but I 951 00:56:56,760 --> 00:57:00,180 know Miss Europe once you will not even 952 00:56:58,440 --> 00:57:02,400 look at the money he will put it 953 00:57:00,180 --> 00:57:06,599 straight back in his mattress he's dead 954 00:57:02,400 --> 00:57:09,540 stingy it is deceitful and underarmed 955 00:57:06,599 --> 00:57:11,880 it is a good plan 956 00:57:09,540 --> 00:57:13,980 how do we persuade Mr LeClaire to reveal 957 00:57:11,880 --> 00:57:16,520 to us where he has hidden his secret 958 00:57:13,980 --> 00:57:16,520 herd 959 00:57:17,359 --> 00:57:23,640 leave this to me 960 00:57:20,540 --> 00:57:26,400 ah and you wish to see me yeah Mr 961 00:57:23,640 --> 00:57:30,480 LeClaire I do not wish to spread panic 962 00:57:26,400 --> 00:57:32,660 but the cafe is on fire oh well I shall 963 00:57:30,480 --> 00:57:32,660 go 964 00:57:32,960 --> 00:57:38,130 my God my savings 965 00:57:35,599 --> 00:57:41,199 my life's haunted spirit 966 00:57:38,130 --> 00:57:41,199 [Music] 967 00:57:50,110 --> 00:57:55,500 [Music] 968 00:57:51,660 --> 00:57:58,740 yeah I love physical activity can I get 969 00:57:55,500 --> 00:58:01,940 you a cognac no I am not allude to drunk 970 00:57:58,740 --> 00:58:01,940 when I am on debt 971 00:58:02,940 --> 00:58:08,940 that no one has been attracted your 972 00:58:05,160 --> 00:58:11,760 discounts I have been lucky but I have 973 00:58:08,940 --> 00:58:14,579 had some narrow squawks 974 00:58:11,760 --> 00:58:18,800 I wish to Spook with Renee 975 00:58:14,579 --> 00:58:18,800 kill him and get me a kissy 976 00:58:21,059 --> 00:58:23,599 okay 977 00:58:24,420 --> 00:58:32,720 good morning ah officer our kind of you 978 00:58:28,800 --> 00:58:32,720 to patronize my humble Cafe 979 00:58:34,280 --> 00:58:42,680 the shell has a massage for you sat here 980 00:58:38,640 --> 00:58:42,680 and she will gin you at this table 981 00:58:42,780 --> 00:58:50,299 I must be a boot to my bossness a 982 00:58:45,900 --> 00:58:50,299 palouseman's lit is not a hippie wind 983 00:58:51,599 --> 00:58:55,520 and he is supposed to be on our side 984 00:59:01,880 --> 00:59:07,619 listen very carefully I shall say these 985 00:59:04,740 --> 00:59:10,859 only words Captain Hook is waiting for 986 00:59:07,619 --> 00:59:12,839 Peter Pan in Never Never Land 987 00:59:10,859 --> 00:59:15,680 there would be very little point in your 988 00:59:12,839 --> 00:59:15,680 saying that twice 989 00:59:16,740 --> 00:59:20,059 who are you ever going to end 990 00:59:22,260 --> 00:59:26,339 who else the plan of Escape for the 991 00:59:24,240 --> 00:59:27,299 British Airman has been approved by 992 00:59:26,339 --> 00:59:28,859 London 993 00:59:27,299 --> 00:59:30,559 good 994 00:59:28,859 --> 00:59:34,079 what plan 995 00:59:30,559 --> 00:59:36,000 escaping the airplane from the Museum oh 996 00:59:34,079 --> 00:59:39,059 surely you are not going ahead with that 997 00:59:36,000 --> 00:59:40,319 airbrained scheme it hasn't even got an 998 00:59:39,059 --> 00:59:42,960 engine 999 00:59:40,319 --> 00:59:47,059 we have stolen from General van Klinger 1000 00:59:42,960 --> 00:59:47,059 Earthen the engine of his mother mower 1001 00:59:50,059 --> 00:59:53,480 where is it 1002 00:59:58,920 --> 01:00:03,420 we will leave it here no one will 1003 01:00:01,740 --> 01:00:06,079 suspect it is the best chair of your 1004 01:00:03,420 --> 01:00:06,079 mother-in-law 1005 01:00:10,619 --> 01:00:16,940 but more of the cursed enemy approach 1006 01:00:12,480 --> 01:00:16,940 come Lizette we will melt away 1007 01:00:21,859 --> 01:00:27,480 you sent for me hefflict yes Helga you 1008 01:00:25,319 --> 01:00:29,760 are three minutes late 1009 01:00:27,480 --> 01:00:32,099 my duties with the colonnell end at 5 1010 01:00:29,760 --> 01:00:34,200 30. I have to tidy the office and then I 1011 01:00:32,099 --> 01:00:37,079 have to have a schnapps with him 1012 01:00:34,200 --> 01:00:37,880 I hope that you did not enjoy it not at 1013 01:00:37,079 --> 01:00:41,740 all 1014 01:00:37,880 --> 01:00:44,800 good you may kiss me 1015 01:00:41,740 --> 01:00:44,800 [Music] 1016 01:00:47,599 --> 01:00:54,420 also you had a cheese biscuit 1017 01:00:51,500 --> 01:00:57,359 the colonel always insisted with my 1018 01:00:54,420 --> 01:00:58,799 drink I also have a little nibble 1019 01:00:57,359 --> 01:01:00,260 laughs 1020 01:00:58,799 --> 01:01:03,000 now pay attention 1021 01:01:00,260 --> 01:01:05,460 I will shortly be inviting you to the 1022 01:01:03,000 --> 01:01:07,200 Gestapo Club are you pleased of course 1023 01:01:05,460 --> 01:01:11,280 hey flick to be in the club with the 1024 01:01:07,200 --> 01:01:13,440 Gestapo will be a great honor I know 1025 01:01:11,280 --> 01:01:16,619 you will be my partner at the annual 1026 01:01:13,440 --> 01:01:18,839 gestapo dance in Berlin first there will 1027 01:01:16,619 --> 01:01:21,900 be a banquet with the traditional Boar's 1028 01:01:18,839 --> 01:01:25,079 Head Baron of beef frankfurters strudel 1029 01:01:21,900 --> 01:01:26,760 sauerkraut and Oodles of beer it's a 1030 01:01:25,079 --> 01:01:29,160 place will be full of big noises 1031 01:01:26,760 --> 01:01:32,240 including 1032 01:01:29,160 --> 01:01:32,240 pumpkin and himla 1033 01:01:35,960 --> 01:01:42,500 gestapo dance How does it go hefflict I 1034 01:01:39,780 --> 01:01:42,500 will demonstrate 1035 01:01:47,099 --> 01:01:50,180 your left left 1036 01:01:51,619 --> 01:01:56,819 hand you'll shake your fists about you 1037 01:01:54,180 --> 01:01:59,720 you like a little smoky and you burn 1038 01:01:56,819 --> 01:01:59,720 down the tongue 1039 01:02:06,850 --> 01:02:10,030 [Music] 1040 01:02:10,520 --> 01:02:16,380 that's cool 1041 01:02:13,380 --> 01:02:16,380 yes 1042 01:02:17,839 --> 01:02:25,400 a good lead and has every hope of taking 1043 01:02:20,819 --> 01:02:25,400 down the painting this is good news 1044 01:02:26,880 --> 01:02:32,339 what do you want one small house I have 1045 01:02:29,940 --> 01:02:34,680 to report a serious case of sabotage to 1046 01:02:32,339 --> 01:02:37,740 the lawnmower of General one kinkerhofen 1047 01:02:34,680 --> 01:02:40,400 so engine has disappeared this is very 1048 01:02:37,740 --> 01:02:43,619 mysterious 1049 01:02:40,400 --> 01:02:45,720 engine of a lawnmower possibly here 1050 01:02:43,619 --> 01:02:48,020 flick someone who possesses a lawnmower 1051 01:02:45,720 --> 01:02:52,579 without an engine 1052 01:02:48,020 --> 01:02:54,420 you will not be a smartass with me 1053 01:02:52,579 --> 01:02:57,660 Nick 1054 01:02:54,420 --> 01:02:59,220 to do about General von klich lawn be 1055 01:02:57,660 --> 01:03:03,799 untied 1056 01:02:59,220 --> 01:03:03,799 get some peasants to eat the grass 1057 01:03:05,880 --> 01:03:10,330 at once 1058 01:03:07,180 --> 01:03:10,330 [Music] 1059 01:03:23,359 --> 01:03:31,520 where are you 1060 01:03:26,450 --> 01:03:31,520 [Laughter] 1061 01:03:31,579 --> 01:03:36,859 do that you will get lost 1062 01:03:34,990 --> 01:03:39,720 [Music] 1063 01:03:36,859 --> 01:03:42,000 this is the great Dawn when I was a 1064 01:03:39,720 --> 01:03:43,380 seven girl I used to polish it what are 1065 01:03:42,000 --> 01:03:46,440 we doing here we are supposed to be in 1066 01:03:43,380 --> 01:03:49,260 the bedroom it is a shortcut whoever out 1067 01:03:46,440 --> 01:03:52,099 of a shortcut in a secret passage 1068 01:03:49,260 --> 01:03:52,099 but he's coming 1069 01:04:09,260 --> 01:04:16,400 Vape gun we're not going to get caught I 1070 01:04:12,839 --> 01:04:16,400 know it we are going to get cold 1071 01:04:20,240 --> 01:04:24,599 at the end of the stairs is the entrance 1072 01:04:22,559 --> 01:04:26,520 to another secret passage which leads to 1073 01:04:24,599 --> 01:04:29,299 the generous dressing room 1074 01:04:26,520 --> 01:04:29,299 follow me 1075 01:04:31,220 --> 01:04:35,000 I like polish 1076 01:04:44,599 --> 01:04:47,599 that's 1077 01:04:50,240 --> 01:04:53,420 it is 1078 01:04:54,660 --> 01:04:59,760 um it all depends on whether that is the 1079 01:04:57,720 --> 01:05:03,119 North or better than that is the North 1080 01:04:59,760 --> 01:05:06,920 and we go to campus I have one of my 1081 01:05:03,119 --> 01:05:06,920 space army knife hang on 1082 01:05:08,040 --> 01:05:15,020 that is the North 1083 01:05:11,099 --> 01:05:15,020 in that case we are going the wrong way 1084 01:05:20,720 --> 01:05:24,260 what are you doing 1085 01:05:28,280 --> 01:05:32,760 what are you doing you're knocking out 1086 01:05:31,079 --> 01:05:36,319 our own people 1087 01:05:32,760 --> 01:05:36,319 it's just a good shot doesn't it 1088 01:05:36,500 --> 01:05:39,619 thank you 1089 01:05:40,410 --> 01:05:56,900 [Laughter] 1090 01:05:52,400 --> 01:05:59,460 what are you looking for it was 1091 01:05:56,900 --> 01:06:02,660 hurry up and find it Yvette will be 1092 01:05:59,460 --> 01:06:02,660 doing her piece in three minutes 1093 01:06:14,220 --> 01:06:17,220 ha 1094 01:06:18,640 --> 01:06:27,599 [Laughter] 1095 01:06:25,930 --> 01:06:30,599 [Music] 1096 01:06:27,599 --> 01:06:30,599 foreign 1097 01:06:57,140 --> 01:07:00,140 thank you 1098 01:07:00,890 --> 01:07:14,860 [Laughter] 1099 01:07:15,240 --> 01:07:20,480 how do we get in I am looking for the 1100 01:07:18,180 --> 01:07:20,480 knob 1101 01:07:22,440 --> 01:07:29,280 how is it I have not seen you before 1102 01:07:26,280 --> 01:07:33,240 normally I am peeling potatoes in the 1103 01:07:29,280 --> 01:07:35,660 kitchen but I can also peel off the 1104 01:07:33,240 --> 01:07:35,660 scenes 1105 01:07:39,720 --> 01:07:43,079 how dare you assume that the German 1106 01:07:41,460 --> 01:07:44,460 general would compromise himself with a 1107 01:07:43,079 --> 01:07:47,240 serving girl 1108 01:07:44,460 --> 01:07:47,240 who is that 1109 01:07:49,260 --> 01:07:55,280 what do you want I have for you for your 1110 01:07:51,720 --> 01:07:57,690 present from her flick a moment 1111 01:07:55,280 --> 01:08:02,460 no no it's full under the bed 1112 01:07:57,690 --> 01:08:02,460 [Laughter] 1113 01:08:03,839 --> 01:08:07,099 do not ask 1114 01:08:11,760 --> 01:08:14,780 the present 1115 01:08:18,980 --> 01:08:24,500 not only this General he has sent me 1116 01:08:27,740 --> 01:08:35,919 [Applause] 1117 01:08:28,939 --> 01:08:35,919 [Music] 1118 01:08:40,380 --> 01:08:48,520 [Music] 1119 01:08:48,149 --> 01:08:53,240 [Applause] 1120 01:08:48,520 --> 01:08:54,020 [Music] 1121 01:08:53,240 --> 01:08:55,050 [Applause] 1122 01:08:54,020 --> 01:08:55,680 [Music] 1123 01:08:55,050 --> 01:09:05,229 [Applause] 1124 01:08:55,680 --> 01:09:08,379 [Music] 1125 01:09:05,229 --> 01:09:08,379 [Applause] 1126 01:09:08,759 --> 01:09:11,759 oh 1127 01:09:22,850 --> 01:09:27,770 [Laughter] 1128 01:09:28,979 --> 01:09:33,959 [Applause] 1129 01:09:29,229 --> 01:09:33,959 [Laughter] 1130 01:09:41,719 --> 01:09:45,319 oh the sausage 1131 01:09:47,729 --> 01:10:28,940 [Music] 1132 01:10:26,460 --> 01:10:28,940 all right 1133 01:10:30,220 --> 01:10:37,040 [Music] 1134 01:10:36,700 --> 01:10:40,210 [Applause] 1135 01:10:37,040 --> 01:10:40,210 [Music] 1136 01:10:41,520 --> 01:10:46,100 until we come down to place 1137 01:10:50,580 --> 01:10:55,980 stupid woman what do you think I am 1138 01:10:53,580 --> 01:10:59,159 doing in the wardrobe with Maria she has 1139 01:10:55,980 --> 01:11:01,219 fainted with cold fear I am Reviving her 1140 01:10:59,159 --> 01:11:05,300 with the eat from my body 1141 01:11:01,219 --> 01:11:05,300 wait till I get you home 1142 01:11:11,040 --> 01:11:13,640 hmm 1143 01:11:19,699 --> 01:11:22,940 it is 1144 01:11:23,960 --> 01:11:32,340 a clown that disguise was not necessary 1145 01:11:28,219 --> 01:11:34,260 I have a message from Michelle if she 1146 01:11:32,340 --> 01:11:37,020 will arrive to collect the motor from 1147 01:11:34,260 --> 01:11:38,699 the moralities in the bus chair which is 1148 01:11:37,020 --> 01:11:40,980 to go into the airplane that is in the 1149 01:11:38,699 --> 01:11:44,960 museum and ready for the takeoff 1150 01:11:40,980 --> 01:11:44,960 she is off our rocker 1151 01:11:45,300 --> 01:11:50,640 you are to collect 200 feet of elastic 1152 01:11:48,060 --> 01:11:52,980 to make a catapult to assist it into the 1153 01:11:50,640 --> 01:11:55,199 air yeah 1154 01:11:52,980 --> 01:11:57,840 where am I supposed to find 200 feet of 1155 01:11:55,199 --> 01:12:00,420 elastic yeah every man in the village 1156 01:11:57,840 --> 01:12:03,000 you will give up his braces I have 1157 01:12:00,420 --> 01:12:05,179 already given up mine have evil of 1158 01:12:03,000 --> 01:12:05,179 France 1159 01:12:06,360 --> 01:12:09,920 there are Germans coming 1160 01:12:10,400 --> 01:12:13,580 come on 1161 01:12:18,440 --> 01:12:25,140 hello ladies and gentlemen with your 1162 01:12:21,719 --> 01:12:28,140 permission never before seen in Newville 1163 01:12:25,140 --> 01:12:31,690 seven clubs in the air at one time never 1164 01:12:28,140 --> 01:12:33,020 before seen music it's Maestro please 1165 01:12:31,690 --> 01:12:34,739 [Applause] 1166 01:12:33,020 --> 01:12:35,510 seven 1167 01:12:34,739 --> 01:12:38,589 hey 1168 01:12:35,510 --> 01:12:38,589 [Applause] 1169 01:12:39,440 --> 01:12:46,289 I did not say I could catch that 1170 01:12:42,850 --> 01:12:46,289 [Applause] 1171 01:12:47,159 --> 01:12:52,800 is in it they wish to speak to him oh 1172 01:12:50,940 --> 01:12:54,320 he's just clearing a table he will be 1173 01:12:52,800 --> 01:12:57,900 here in a minute 1174 01:12:54,320 --> 01:13:00,060 ah hey Captain Colonel I am sorry if I 1175 01:12:57,900 --> 01:13:02,360 have kept you waiting I was just dealing 1176 01:13:00,060 --> 01:13:06,900 with a strolling idiot 1177 01:13:02,360 --> 01:13:08,460 really there are going on things we do 1178 01:13:06,900 --> 01:13:11,820 not understand 1179 01:13:08,460 --> 01:13:14,159 really Colonel uh a drink on the house 1180 01:13:11,820 --> 01:13:16,679 perhaps thank you 1181 01:13:14,159 --> 01:13:18,360 for instance there is the motor of the 1182 01:13:16,679 --> 01:13:21,860 General's lawnmower 1183 01:13:18,360 --> 01:13:28,040 search me we did we didn't find it 1184 01:13:21,860 --> 01:13:28,040 second this vehicle ready what is behind 1185 01:13:28,100 --> 01:13:33,540 it is just a simple peasants enjoying 1186 01:13:31,440 --> 01:13:36,840 ourselves with with old steam engines 1187 01:13:33,540 --> 01:13:39,360 and tractors and things we are after all 1188 01:13:36,840 --> 01:13:41,699 all little boys at Art are we not this 1189 01:13:39,360 --> 01:13:44,239 is true yes I still sleep Herman my 1190 01:13:41,699 --> 01:13:44,239 teddy bear 1191 01:13:46,460 --> 01:13:52,219 frequently there and we shall also be 1192 01:13:50,040 --> 01:13:54,480 there mingling 1193 01:13:52,219 --> 01:13:58,400 truthfully Colonel there is nothing 1194 01:13:54,480 --> 01:13:58,400 unusual going on in the village 1195 01:13:58,580 --> 01:14:04,940 my braces 1196 01:14:00,450 --> 01:14:07,100 [Laughter] 1197 01:14:04,940 --> 01:14:11,659 laughs 1198 01:14:07,100 --> 01:14:11,659 if I did this man give you his braces 1199 01:14:12,440 --> 01:14:18,300 it's a sacred Society yes it is it is 1200 01:14:16,560 --> 01:14:19,739 the granddaughter of the um of the year 1201 01:14:18,300 --> 01:14:22,320 of the night owls of the night towers 1202 01:14:19,739 --> 01:14:26,340 that is right yes the grand order of the 1203 01:14:22,320 --> 01:14:28,410 night owls I am the Grand Master he is 1204 01:14:26,340 --> 01:14:31,630 the big oot 1205 01:14:28,410 --> 01:14:31,630 [Applause] 1206 01:14:33,560 --> 01:14:40,440 that man has just been initiated yeah 1207 01:14:37,500 --> 01:14:42,540 for three weeks he must go around with 1208 01:14:40,440 --> 01:14:44,280 no braces 1209 01:14:42,540 --> 01:14:45,240 what type of bridge is to do with night 1210 01:14:44,280 --> 01:14:47,880 owls 1211 01:14:45,240 --> 01:14:51,000 [Laughter] 1212 01:14:47,880 --> 01:14:54,179 night hours do not wear braces 1213 01:14:51,000 --> 01:14:55,800 that is why he has taken them up 1214 01:14:54,179 --> 01:14:57,920 it's all quite logical when you think 1215 01:14:55,800 --> 01:14:57,920 about 1216 01:15:08,420 --> 01:15:14,660 do they have girls 1217 01:15:10,220 --> 01:15:14,660 [Laughter] 1218 01:15:22,880 --> 01:15:27,080 okay chaps over here 1219 01:15:28,020 --> 01:15:34,880 in you go Charlie's good are you gonna 1220 01:15:30,360 --> 01:15:34,880 drive Carstairs all right I'll have a go 1221 01:15:38,040 --> 01:15:42,480 it's quite simple the elastic braces are 1222 01:15:40,739 --> 01:15:45,239 tied onto that car and hooked around the 1223 01:15:42,480 --> 01:15:47,280 undercarriage we start you up the car is 1224 01:15:45,239 --> 01:15:49,140 driven off when the braces are at full 1225 01:15:47,280 --> 01:15:51,800 stretch we pull away the trucks and off 1226 01:15:49,140 --> 01:15:54,659 you go piece of cake where's England 1227 01:15:51,800 --> 01:15:57,320 when you're in the air turn right and 1228 01:15:54,659 --> 01:15:57,320 keep straight on 1229 01:16:02,360 --> 01:16:07,400 do not talk to me with a pipe in your 1230 01:16:05,219 --> 01:16:07,400 mouth 1231 01:16:12,719 --> 01:16:18,980 Maria when I give the signal you and 1232 01:16:15,480 --> 01:16:18,980 Yvette will pull away the Chucks 1233 01:16:19,520 --> 01:16:23,360 standby on the propeller 1234 01:16:25,080 --> 01:16:32,880 standing back switch on contact 1235 01:16:29,880 --> 01:16:32,880 foreign 1236 01:16:55,100 --> 01:16:58,940 Motor Show I suppose 1237 01:17:02,200 --> 01:17:06,600 [Music] 1238 01:17:03,320 --> 01:17:09,020 I am the hero of the resistance I am 1239 01:17:06,600 --> 01:17:09,020 thriving 1240 01:17:13,260 --> 01:17:19,880 we are ready all is clear good luck 1241 01:17:17,400 --> 01:17:19,880 Champs 1242 01:17:21,080 --> 01:17:25,340 go as fast as you can 1243 01:17:32,540 --> 01:17:36,320 put yourself down 1244 01:17:37,370 --> 01:17:42,739 [Music] 1245 01:17:39,239 --> 01:17:42,739 here it goes 1246 01:17:43,699 --> 01:17:50,179 down it is the elastic it is at full 1247 01:17:47,580 --> 01:17:50,179 stretch 1248 01:17:51,440 --> 01:17:54,560 it is 1249 01:18:10,920 --> 01:18:13,820 laughs 1250 01:18:14,820 --> 01:18:20,719 awesome that has been the right nose up 1251 01:18:21,179 --> 01:18:24,800 quick back to the cafe 1252 01:18:25,990 --> 01:18:30,980 [Music] 1253 01:18:26,480 --> 01:18:34,280 [Laughter] 1254 01:18:30,980 --> 01:18:37,080 the news is serious 1255 01:18:34,280 --> 01:18:38,520 looking for you he's stormed into your 1256 01:18:37,080 --> 01:18:40,199 office demanding to know where you were 1257 01:18:38,520 --> 01:18:42,239 what did you tell him I said that as it 1258 01:18:40,199 --> 01:18:44,719 was 5 30. you've knocked off for an hour 1259 01:18:42,239 --> 01:18:47,580 or two to have a quick run at the Boozer 1260 01:18:44,719 --> 01:18:49,080 before resuming your search if I didn't 1261 01:18:47,580 --> 01:18:52,620 you tell him I was searching somewhere 1262 01:18:49,080 --> 01:18:55,620 he's such a dominating man his powerful 1263 01:18:52,620 --> 01:18:58,320 stare makes me feel to go weak I cannot 1264 01:18:55,620 --> 01:19:00,320 say no to a man like that oh I wish I 1265 01:18:58,320 --> 01:19:03,179 had that kind of stare 1266 01:19:00,320 --> 01:19:04,679 almost drink up and get going otherwise 1267 01:19:03,179 --> 01:19:08,060 me for the high jump well I'm with you 1268 01:19:04,679 --> 01:19:08,060 I'm only obeying your orders 1269 01:19:09,530 --> 01:19:14,760 [Music] 1270 01:19:12,300 --> 01:19:15,860 stand up your parents stand up against 1271 01:19:14,760 --> 01:19:19,400 the wall 1272 01:19:15,860 --> 01:19:19,400 hands on heads 1273 01:19:20,060 --> 01:19:24,380 stand still okay 1274 01:19:28,880 --> 01:19:33,780 with your hands on your head 1275 01:19:31,140 --> 01:19:37,020 I'm so generally your powerful stare 1276 01:19:33,780 --> 01:19:39,860 makes me built and go weak 1277 01:19:37,020 --> 01:19:43,620 I cannot say no to a man like you 1278 01:19:39,860 --> 01:19:44,820 who is this idiot it's my second in 1279 01:19:43,620 --> 01:19:46,500 command 1280 01:19:44,820 --> 01:19:48,179 what do you mean by drinking here then 1281 01:19:46,500 --> 01:19:50,100 you should be searching we were looking 1282 01:19:48,179 --> 01:19:51,600 for something suspicious do you expect 1283 01:19:50,100 --> 01:19:54,360 to find something so special in the 1284 01:19:51,600 --> 01:19:56,940 bottom of a class you're incompetent yes 1285 01:19:54,360 --> 01:20:00,540 children I agree they should probably 1286 01:19:56,940 --> 01:20:01,800 have you cook Marshall yes General um I 1287 01:20:00,540 --> 01:20:03,480 think at this point I should say that I 1288 01:20:01,800 --> 01:20:06,140 was only acting under the Colonel's 1289 01:20:03,480 --> 01:20:09,060 orders stupid though they were 1290 01:20:06,140 --> 01:20:10,500 General I can vouch for the fact that 1291 01:20:09,060 --> 01:20:12,659 they have just searched this place most 1292 01:20:10,500 --> 01:20:14,580 thoroughly and while doing so they beat 1293 01:20:12,659 --> 01:20:18,860 several peasants and kicked the 1294 01:20:14,580 --> 01:20:18,860 Proprietor in a quite brutal fashion 1295 01:20:21,000 --> 01:20:25,800 dude 1296 01:20:23,300 --> 01:20:28,219 now let us see what they have quoted our 1297 01:20:25,800 --> 01:20:28,219 little net 1298 01:20:36,710 --> 01:20:44,420 [Laughter] 1299 01:20:41,960 --> 01:20:48,179 it is highly clear 1300 01:20:44,420 --> 01:20:50,090 The Pianist General oh The Pianist ah 1301 01:20:48,179 --> 01:20:54,659 can you play in the mood 1302 01:20:50,090 --> 01:20:58,140 [Laughter] 1303 01:20:54,659 --> 01:21:03,300 we have found these two lurking in the 1304 01:20:58,140 --> 01:21:05,420 kitchen I see what are these well um 1305 01:21:03,300 --> 01:21:10,739 they are the staff heads 1306 01:21:05,420 --> 01:21:13,020 this is Fifi and JiJi I've not seen 1307 01:21:10,739 --> 01:21:14,520 these two before no and it is not easy 1308 01:21:13,020 --> 01:21:16,580 to miss the one on the left with the big 1309 01:21:14,520 --> 01:21:18,900 Charlies 1310 01:21:16,580 --> 01:21:20,760 today our new girls come out to town 1311 01:21:18,900 --> 01:21:23,780 head General we are so busy we had to 1312 01:21:20,760 --> 01:21:23,780 take on extra stuff 1313 01:21:25,920 --> 01:21:32,659 as is the girls over easy virtue I've 1314 01:21:28,320 --> 01:21:32,659 heard about but fairly easy 1315 01:21:34,520 --> 01:21:38,820 work to do in my Chateau they are 1316 01:21:37,380 --> 01:21:41,040 requisitioned they will start first 1317 01:21:38,820 --> 01:21:42,600 thing in the morning hope in general I 1318 01:21:41,040 --> 01:21:45,420 will be short-handed they may return 1319 01:21:42,600 --> 01:21:48,239 here each evening to entertain my troops 1320 01:21:45,420 --> 01:21:50,920 you are most kind General that is all 1321 01:21:48,239 --> 01:21:53,400 come over 1322 01:21:50,920 --> 01:21:56,460 [Music] 1323 01:21:53,400 --> 01:21:58,500 the painting oh a worthless piece of 1324 01:21:56,460 --> 01:22:03,260 rubbish General hey is that not joking 1325 01:21:58,500 --> 01:22:03,260 this is terrible is that so 1326 01:22:04,739 --> 01:22:07,199 are you thinking what I am thinking 1327 01:22:06,360 --> 01:22:09,800 about 1328 01:22:07,199 --> 01:22:12,659 thank God 1329 01:22:09,800 --> 01:22:14,820 in his style you have some knowledge of 1330 01:22:12,659 --> 01:22:17,280 these methods have it authenticated 1331 01:22:14,820 --> 01:22:20,340 we are taking the picture of a general 1332 01:22:17,280 --> 01:22:24,199 that is stealing yes that is stealing 1333 01:22:20,340 --> 01:22:24,199 oh that stare again 1334 01:22:26,070 --> 01:22:29,340 [Music] 1335 01:22:29,760 --> 01:22:32,060 foreign 1336 01:22:37,400 --> 01:22:52,520 [Music] 1337 01:22:54,980 --> 01:23:02,840 [Music] 1338 01:23:07,610 --> 01:23:16,880 [Music] 1339 01:23:13,560 --> 01:23:16,880 stop the music 1340 01:23:17,640 --> 01:23:23,880 how dare you you faceless deceiver 1341 01:23:21,620 --> 01:23:26,340 pleasuring yourself with women of the 1342 01:23:23,880 --> 01:23:28,800 streets while I am out here working off 1343 01:23:26,340 --> 01:23:31,080 my butt 1344 01:23:28,800 --> 01:23:34,760 perhaps I prefer the women of the 1345 01:23:31,080 --> 01:23:38,460 streets to an old clacker of castanets 1346 01:23:34,760 --> 01:23:41,040 Captain are you prepared to see me 1347 01:23:38,460 --> 01:23:43,640 insulted in my own Cafe in this manner 1348 01:23:41,040 --> 01:23:47,400 well I hadn't thought about it actually 1349 01:23:43,640 --> 01:23:49,820 dance on strumpet I am taking these two 1350 01:23:47,400 --> 01:23:49,820 upstairs 1351 01:23:54,140 --> 01:24:00,960 how can you allow this insult to go 1352 01:23:56,780 --> 01:24:06,199 unavenged allow me to strike him stand 1353 01:24:00,960 --> 01:24:06,199 aside he died like a dog 1354 01:24:08,580 --> 01:24:15,620 oh my god oh I have missed him and shot 1355 01:24:12,360 --> 01:24:17,520 the women of the streets that was my gun 1356 01:24:15,620 --> 01:24:20,480 couldn't help 1357 01:24:17,520 --> 01:24:20,480 my gunship 1358 01:24:21,860 --> 01:24:26,060 I was pissing by the door 1359 01:24:31,560 --> 01:24:36,659 shut 1360 01:24:33,900 --> 01:24:39,260 you are holding in your hand is smoking 1361 01:24:36,659 --> 01:24:39,260 Goons 1362 01:24:39,900 --> 01:24:43,460 clearly the guilty potty 1363 01:24:44,580 --> 01:24:49,860 I'll do it I was not looking 1364 01:24:48,300 --> 01:24:52,500 officer 1365 01:24:49,860 --> 01:24:55,560 you have no authority over the Glorious 1366 01:24:52,500 --> 01:24:57,420 German Army this was just an ordinary 1367 01:24:55,560 --> 01:24:59,540 Crime of Passion that happens in France 1368 01:24:57,420 --> 01:25:02,280 on any Saturday night 1369 01:24:59,540 --> 01:25:05,659 but if it should come to the ears of 1370 01:25:02,280 --> 01:25:05,659 General van clinkerer 1371 01:25:06,239 --> 01:25:09,920 if it should come to the ears of General 1372 01:25:10,800 --> 01:25:13,460 but allow these 1373 01:25:17,640 --> 01:25:22,800 guys too and for the usual bribe of 50 1374 01:25:21,000 --> 01:25:27,420 000 francs I trust you will overlook 1375 01:25:22,800 --> 01:25:31,520 this incident did I make those shut up 1376 01:25:27,420 --> 01:25:31,520 is there an Undertaker in the house 1377 01:25:31,620 --> 01:25:34,620 Undertaker 1378 01:25:35,520 --> 01:25:39,900 I must die 1379 01:25:36,840 --> 01:25:44,239 oh what luck 1380 01:25:39,900 --> 01:25:44,239 return to this a blonde eye 1381 01:26:00,260 --> 01:26:05,600 I didn't do it I did not do it shut up 1382 01:26:07,699 --> 01:26:14,159 already they have swallowed it they have 1383 01:26:11,639 --> 01:26:17,540 swallowed it I will tell you one thing 1384 01:26:14,159 --> 01:26:19,860 is it these Germans they are so stupid 1385 01:26:17,540 --> 01:26:22,460 there is no way they are going to win 1386 01:26:19,860 --> 01:26:22,460 this war 1387 01:26:23,360 --> 01:26:27,659 [Music] 1388 01:26:25,219 --> 01:26:30,960 here comes that English is here two 1389 01:26:27,659 --> 01:26:33,679 things you can speak our language 1390 01:26:30,960 --> 01:26:33,679 good morning 1391 01:26:34,440 --> 01:26:37,280 good morning 1392 01:26:38,520 --> 01:26:42,960 do you want the good news or the bad 1393 01:26:40,980 --> 01:26:46,560 news 1394 01:26:42,960 --> 01:26:49,440 oh do let us have the good nose 1395 01:26:46,560 --> 01:26:50,110 I have hashed up the shutting of the two 1396 01:26:49,440 --> 01:26:53,229 tits 1397 01:26:50,110 --> 01:26:53,229 [Applause] 1398 01:26:53,580 --> 01:26:57,980 what does factory say of it yeah 1399 01:26:59,420 --> 01:27:05,639 good and what is the bad news 1400 01:27:02,580 --> 01:27:06,920 the gestapu are hoovering around the 1401 01:27:05,639 --> 01:27:11,400 graveyard 1402 01:27:06,920 --> 01:27:14,780 just geezed as a nan a bushup and a 1403 01:27:11,400 --> 01:27:14,780 Roman Catholic farter 1404 01:27:17,520 --> 01:27:21,139 I knew I should not have asked 1405 01:27:21,960 --> 01:27:27,420 where are the Airmen 1406 01:27:24,120 --> 01:27:30,260 they have taken speeds they have cracked 1407 01:27:27,420 --> 01:27:30,260 along the tunnel 1408 01:27:31,380 --> 01:27:36,060 I got dogging 1409 01:27:34,020 --> 01:27:38,159 well that does not sound like a lot of 1410 01:27:36,060 --> 01:27:40,380 fun 1411 01:27:38,159 --> 01:27:42,300 supposed to be helping them 1412 01:27:40,380 --> 01:27:45,420 what do we do 1413 01:27:42,300 --> 01:27:48,780 with my disease as policemen and I'm 1414 01:27:45,420 --> 01:27:50,400 able to escute you there look can you 1415 01:27:48,780 --> 01:27:52,639 not find a phrase book and improve your 1416 01:27:50,400 --> 01:27:52,639 friends 1417 01:27:57,780 --> 01:28:02,830 if they do I will tell them that I am 1418 01:28:00,120 --> 01:28:05,040 from the left bunk 1419 01:28:02,830 --> 01:28:07,520 [Applause] 1420 01:28:05,040 --> 01:28:07,520 Maria 1421 01:28:07,560 --> 01:28:10,980 h 1422 01:28:08,940 --> 01:28:12,540 flowers so we can take them with us and 1423 01:28:10,980 --> 01:28:16,820 what excuse do we give to the colonel 1424 01:28:12,540 --> 01:28:16,820 and the captain and you leave this to me 1425 01:28:19,620 --> 01:28:24,900 dear kennel dear Captain forgive us that 1426 01:28:23,159 --> 01:28:26,820 we are departed to pay our respect to 1427 01:28:24,900 --> 01:28:30,860 the two women at the street who I 1428 01:28:26,820 --> 01:28:30,860 unfortunately shocked with your gun 1429 01:28:35,400 --> 01:28:42,800 Hans I think they're up to something oh 1430 01:28:38,280 --> 01:28:42,800 Uncle good you're speaking to me 1431 01:28:44,520 --> 01:28:50,280 Elite 1432 01:28:46,280 --> 01:28:52,400 oh let that be a lesson to you 1433 01:28:50,280 --> 01:28:54,840 I think we should follow Renee 1434 01:28:52,400 --> 01:28:57,480 often told us to watch the cafe 1435 01:28:54,840 --> 01:28:59,659 you're right we should obey orders they 1436 01:28:57,480 --> 01:29:04,020 will watch the cafe 1437 01:28:59,659 --> 01:29:07,320 ladies and gentlemen but tonight it is 1438 01:29:04,020 --> 01:29:10,739 Cabaret time at the cafe Renee and in 1439 01:29:07,320 --> 01:29:15,360 the absence of Madame disk please to 1440 01:29:10,739 --> 01:29:17,280 welcome from The polybagere Madame funny 1441 01:29:15,360 --> 01:29:18,800 Lopez 1442 01:29:17,280 --> 01:29:19,920 [Applause] 1443 01:29:18,800 --> 01:29:24,760 thank you 1444 01:29:19,920 --> 01:29:36,320 [Applause] 1445 01:29:24,760 --> 01:29:40,580 [Music] 1446 01:29:36,320 --> 01:29:40,580 let's make a Starbucks 1447 01:29:41,100 --> 01:29:46,320 [Music] 1448 01:29:43,199 --> 01:29:49,040 I was right in the first place we will 1449 01:29:46,320 --> 01:29:49,040 follow in it 1450 01:29:49,380 --> 01:29:54,080 officers must use the initiative besides 1451 01:29:52,440 --> 01:29:57,159 there's no juice for our ears 1452 01:29:54,080 --> 01:29:57,159 [Music] 1453 01:29:58,980 --> 01:30:04,080 rest to let's turn the back seats 1454 01:30:04,650 --> 01:30:12,999 [Music] 1455 01:30:16,680 --> 01:30:28,140 [Music] 1456 01:30:25,620 --> 01:30:35,960 I love you 1457 01:30:28,140 --> 01:30:39,939 [Music] 1458 01:30:35,960 --> 01:30:39,939 [Applause] 1459 01:30:45,500 --> 01:30:50,520 and sorry if I've caught you at An 1460 01:30:48,000 --> 01:30:53,460 Inconvenient moment 1461 01:30:50,520 --> 01:30:56,400 can I help you miss you I am looking for 1462 01:30:53,460 --> 01:30:57,719 Mr Linney who I observed entering these 1463 01:30:56,400 --> 01:31:01,860 premises 1464 01:30:57,719 --> 01:31:04,400 there's no deal people such 1465 01:31:01,860 --> 01:31:04,400 such 1466 01:31:05,120 --> 01:31:12,360 is there a dead body in here hopefully 1467 01:31:09,320 --> 01:31:14,639 we put a screwdriver in with them in 1468 01:31:12,360 --> 01:31:17,360 case we make a mistake 1469 01:31:14,639 --> 01:31:17,360 foreign 1470 01:31:29,580 --> 01:31:36,080 why is this coffin full of Earth 1471 01:31:32,280 --> 01:31:36,080 I am growing mushrooms 1472 01:31:36,139 --> 01:31:41,219 I do not see any mushrooms 1473 01:31:39,120 --> 01:31:44,000 that is probably because they have not 1474 01:31:41,219 --> 01:31:44,000 yet to come up 1475 01:31:47,840 --> 01:31:55,940 you cannot defile the tomb of The 1476 01:31:50,460 --> 01:31:55,940 Departed why is the earth in your pool 1477 01:31:55,980 --> 01:32:00,320 I am trying to cultivate the stone of 1478 01:31:58,560 --> 01:32:04,580 the avocado pear 1479 01:32:00,320 --> 01:32:07,340 you have to sit on it to cultivate it 1480 01:32:04,580 --> 01:32:11,719 requires a warm temperature 1481 01:32:07,340 --> 01:32:11,719 I grew one on a damp flannel 1482 01:32:13,390 --> 01:32:18,329 [Applause] 1483 01:32:15,180 --> 01:32:18,329 [Music] 1484 01:32:18,900 --> 01:32:23,960 it is a tunnel a tunnel 1485 01:32:21,780 --> 01:32:27,540 how did that get in there 1486 01:32:23,960 --> 01:32:30,860 you can find out where it leads 1487 01:32:27,540 --> 01:32:30,860 Hans you go first 1488 01:32:40,820 --> 01:32:46,800 now what's going on we have been hunted 1489 01:32:44,400 --> 01:32:48,480 by the Gustavo and the Jerry troops in 1490 01:32:46,800 --> 01:32:50,340 fact the whole damn lot of them they 1491 01:32:48,480 --> 01:32:52,679 find us without uniforms all these shops 1492 01:32:50,340 --> 01:32:54,900 but what about this lot with French 1493 01:32:52,679 --> 01:32:56,940 Resistance they'll shoot us too I've got 1494 01:32:54,900 --> 01:32:59,100 Simpson this is a bit of a pizza there's 1495 01:32:56,940 --> 01:33:01,620 an inspection in five minutes of course 1496 01:32:59,100 --> 01:33:03,420 with a crowd Channel we'd better said 1497 01:33:01,620 --> 01:33:06,060 about hiding them if somebody please 1498 01:33:03,420 --> 01:33:08,460 tell me what is going on they are going 1499 01:33:06,060 --> 01:33:10,800 to hide us but why do we not go back 1500 01:33:08,460 --> 01:33:13,199 down the colonel and the captain are 1501 01:33:10,800 --> 01:33:15,960 coming down it oh 1502 01:33:13,199 --> 01:33:17,820 God what am I going to do 1503 01:33:15,960 --> 01:33:21,260 oh well trying to behave like the 1504 01:33:17,820 --> 01:33:21,260 bravest man in all France 1505 01:33:24,020 --> 01:33:28,020 I'm stuck 1506 01:33:26,219 --> 01:33:32,760 give me a pool 1507 01:33:28,020 --> 01:33:32,760 one two three 1508 01:33:33,550 --> 01:33:39,060 [Music] 1509 01:33:36,179 --> 01:33:41,280 oh no look what you have done 1510 01:33:39,060 --> 01:33:43,500 we are trapped and I suffer from 1511 01:33:41,280 --> 01:33:45,120 claustrophobia 1512 01:33:43,500 --> 01:33:47,159 I have done it ever since my mother 1513 01:33:45,120 --> 01:33:50,219 tried to smuggle me out of Berlin in a 1514 01:33:47,159 --> 01:33:53,600 suitcase why would she do that so my 1515 01:33:50,219 --> 01:33:53,600 father wouldn't find out about me 1516 01:33:55,679 --> 01:34:01,980 I say there are some more coming 1517 01:33:59,820 --> 01:34:05,179 you're there dressed as crowds that's 1518 01:34:01,980 --> 01:34:05,179 because they are crabs 1519 01:34:05,640 --> 01:34:14,300 [Laughter] 1520 01:34:10,040 --> 01:34:14,300 the cuddler has come out in England 1521 01:34:14,860 --> 01:34:20,840 [Laughter] 1522 01:34:16,860 --> 01:34:20,840 everyone here is on the Lewis 1523 01:34:21,910 --> 01:34:27,350 [Laughter] 1524 01:34:29,659 --> 01:34:35,040 away you would be the first to die do 1525 01:34:33,000 --> 01:34:39,560 exactly as I say 1526 01:34:35,040 --> 01:34:39,560 listen very carefully people say this 96099

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