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WEATHER TODAY IN THE
GREATER CINCINNATI AREA...
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♪ I LOVE YOU SO
BADLY I COULD... ♪
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THEY'RE SOLID PLASTIC, SO
DON'T SETTLE FOR IMITATION...
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BUT THE SENATOR, WHILE
INSISTING HE WAS NOT INTOXICATED,
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COULD NOT EXPLAIN HIS NUDITY.
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪ BABY IF YOU'VE EVER WONDERED ♪
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♪ WONDERED WHATEVER
BECAME OF ME ♪
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♪ I'M LIVING ON THE
AIR IN CINCINNATI ♪
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♪ CINCINNATI, WKRP ♪
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♪ GOT KIND OF TIRED OF
PACKING AND UNPACKING ♪
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♪ TOWN TO TOWN UP
AND DOWN THE DIAL ♪
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♪ MAYBE YOU AND ME
WERE NEVER MEANT TO BE ♪
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♪ JUST MAYBE THINK
OF ME ONCE IN A WHILE ♪
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♪ I'M AT WKRP ♪
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♪ IN CINCINNATI ♪♪
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- GOOD MORNING, JENNIFER.
- OH, HI, ANDY. HOW'S IT GOING?
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FINE. GREAT DAY.
MESSAGES? MM-HMM.
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ANDY, I TRIED TO CATCH YOU
AT THE ELEVATOR DOWNSTAIRS.
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I'M SORRY, LES. I
DIDN'T SEE YOU.
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YOU DIDN'T HEAR THAT THUMP
JUST AFTER THE DOORS CLOSED?
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- YEAH, I DID HEAR THAT.
- WELL, THAT WAS ME.
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OH. WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?
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- WERE YOU LISTENING TO JOHNNY
AS YOU DROVE IN THIS MORNING?
- SURE.
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WELL, HE'S DOING BOGUS NEWS REPORTS,
ANDY. THAT'S VERY DANGEROUS, YOU KNOW.
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WELL, LIKE WHAT?
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WELL, HE'S TELLING LISTENERS THERE'S
THIS THING CALLED A CINCINNATI TRIANGLE.
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IT'S JUST LIKE THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE,
EXCEPT IT RUNS FROM CINCINNATI,
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UP TO DAYTON, OVER
TO COLUMBUS AND BACK.
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HE'S REPORTING THAT THINGS HAVE BEGUN
TO DISAPPEAR FROM THE CINCINNATI TRIANGLE.
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- WHAT KIND OF THINGS?
- WELL, SO FAR,
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TWO RECREATIONAL
VEHICLES AND WOODY HAYES.
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LES, I DON'T THINK ANYONE IN THEIR
RIGHT MIND WOULD BELIEVE THAT ONE.
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- THAT'S, UH... THAT'S A JOKE.
- OH.
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IS IT FUNNY?
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- WELL, I THINK IT'S FUNNY. JENNIFER?
- OH, YEAH. SO DO I.
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OH, I SEE.
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THAT DARN JOHNNY.
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WHAT A CARD.
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OH, TRAVIS. JUST THE
MAN I NEED TO SEE.
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WOULD YOU GET IN HERE, PLEASE?
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SURE THING, MR. CARLSON.
LET ME PUT MY THINGS AWAY.
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HI. HEAR THE NEWS?
WOODY HAYES IS MISSING.
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WHO IS WOODY HAYES?
WHO'S WOODY HAYES?
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ONLY THE FAMOUS OHIO STATE FOOTBALL
COACH. BOY, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
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OUT WITH OTHER MEN, HERB,
LETTING THEM HAVE THEIR WAY WITH ME.
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DON'T SAY THAT,
JENNIFER. IT'S TRUE, HERB.
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YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT
ELSE? NO, I DON'T WANNA HEAR IT.
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ANDY'S DONE A LOT OF NICE...
ANDY. MEET STEVE PIEVY.
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HELLO, MR. PIEVY.
HELLO, YOUNG MAN.
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STEVE HERE IS ONE OF MY OLDEST
AND DEAREST FRIENDS. OH, THAT'S NICE.
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- GUESS WHAT ELSE. HE'S A CONCERT PROMOTER.
- OH, YEAH?
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THAT'S RIGHT. I HAVEN'T
BEEN TOO ACTIVE LATELY,
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BUT SHOWBIZ IS IN MY BLOOD
AND I CAN'T SEEM TO GET IT OUT.
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ANDY, THIS MAN CAN TELL
YOU SOME WILD STORIES.
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I COULD TELL YOU
SOME WILD STORIES.
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TELL ONE. NAH.
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OH, COME ON. NAH.
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MR. CARLSON, DID YOU WANT TO
SEE ME FOR ANY PARTICULAR REASON?
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OF COURSE I DID. I ALWAYS WANT
TO SEE YOU FOR A REASON, TRAVIS.
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THERE WAS THIS ONE TIME JERRY VALE
SWALLOWED A BUG AT THE STARLIGHT THEATER.
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- NOT NOW, STEVE.
- FLEW RIGHT DOWN THIS THROAT.
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STEVE. LOOK, TRAVIS,
YOU'VE... ALWAYS TALKIN'
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ABOUT HOW WE NEED
TO PROMOTE A CONCERT?
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- UH, YEAH. I'M WORKIN' ON THAT.
- WELL, I'M GONNA HELP YOU,
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BECAUSE THIS MAN HAS
BOOKED SOME OF THE
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BIGGEST ACTS IN SHOW
BUSINESS IN CINCINNATI.
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THAT'S RIGHT. AND THEY'RE
ALWAYS IN THE BEST OF TASTE.
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WELL, I'M SURE HE HAS, MR. CARLSON, BUT
WE NEED A BAND THAT PLAYS ROCK AND ROLL.
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JUST A SECOND. STEVIE PIEVY
HERE BOOKS ALL KINDS OF ACTS.
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THAT'S RIGHT. THEY DON'T CALL ME
MR. ENTERTAINMENT FOR NOTHING.
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OH, DEAR. MY PIE
HAS BEEN SQUISHED.
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JUST TELL US WHAT YOU
GOT. HOW ABOUT A BEAR ACT?
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I DON'T THINK SO.
THEY WEAR TUTUS.
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LOOK, IF YOU GOT ANY MUSICAL
ACTS... WELL, LET ME SEE.
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I STILL BOOK CHUCK PARKER
AND HIS MOUNTED VIRGINIANS.
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HEY, LISTEN, TRAVIS.
THERE'S A WINNER FOR YA.
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- I-IT'S A DIXIELAND BAND
THAT PLAYS ON HORSEBACK.
- OH, HORSEBACK.
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NO, WE NEED A BAND THAT'S GONNA GO
ALONG WITH OUR ROCK-AND-ROLL FORMAT.
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YECH. I DO HAVE ONE ACT.
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THEY MUST BE A ROCK-AND-ROLL
BAND. THEIR NAME'S SCUM OF THE EARTH.
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YOU BOOK SCUM? NOT AS A RULE.
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THAT SOUNDS TERRIBLE.
WHAT ELSE HAVE YOU GOT?
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WAIT A MINUTE. THIS IS A
HOT NEW GROUP IN ENGLAND.
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AND THEY'RE STARTING
AN AMERICAN TOUR.
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I COULD GET THEM FOR YOU.
THEIR PRICE CERTAINLY IS RIGHT.
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- IS THIS WHAT YOU CALL
YOUR JUNK ROCK?
- UH, "PUNK." PUNK ROCK.
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PUNK, JUNK... IT'S ALL THE SAME. LOOK,
I'D LIKE TO HEAR MORE ABOUT THE BEARS.
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MR. PIEVY, WHY DON'T YOU AND I
DISCUSS THE DETAILS IN MY OFFICE?
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OH, WE'LL HAVE TO MOVE
FAST ON THIS, ANDREW.
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WELL, LET'S GET RIGHT ON IT. OH,
GOOD. I LIKE IT WHEN IT GETS EXCITING.
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HEY, WAIT A MINUTE, GUYS.
LOOK, IS THIS GONNA BE TASTEFUL?
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IT'S GONNA BE JUST THE THING
THAT WE'VE BEEN LOOKIN' FOR.
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I'LL BE DIPPED IN SHELLAC.
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NO, NO, NO, NO. LISTEN. NO.
PARKING IS NOT OUR RESPONSIBILITY.
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THAT COMES UNDER
"AUDITORIUM SECURITY."
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WELL, THEN YOU'LL HAVE TO
TALK TO MR. PIEVY ABOUT THAT.
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OKAY. YEAH, THANKS A LOT.
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UH, HI THERE, TRAVIS. WELL,
GOOD MORNING, MR. CARLSON.
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OH, BY THE WAY, I SOLD ALL THE
PROGRAM ADS. OH, HI, BIG GUY.
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HI. UH, LISTEN, TRAVIS.
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WORD'S OUT THAT... THIS
BAND DOES SOME CRAZY THINGS.
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NOW, I-I KNOW THAT I'M NOT,
UH... I'M NOT KNOWN AS A HIP GUY.
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- HEY, ANDY. HOW'S THIS FOR THE SHOW?
- THAT IS PERFECT.
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GOOD. I BEEN WANTIN' TO WEAR
THIS DOG. WHAT'S HAPPENIN', MAN?
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UH, VENUS IS EMCEEING THE SHOW.
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OH, YEAH. REAL GOOD. UH...
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Y-YOU KNOW, ANDY, THERE ARE TWO
REASONS THAT I-I DON'T WANNA DO THIS THING.
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NUMBER ONE...
THERE'S MONEY IN HERE.
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SURE. LOT OF IT.
SEVEN BUCKS A TICKET.
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I'M SORRY, MR. CARLSON. WHAT WAS IT
YOU WANTED TO, UH, TALK TO ME ABOUT?
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OH, NOTHING.
N-NOTHING AT ALL. UH...
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EXCEPT JUST DON'T YOU FORGET WHOSE
IDEA THIS WAS IN THE FIRST PLACE, OKAY?
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THERE. HOW DOES THAT LOOK?
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IT'S POETRY.
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GOOD GRIEF.
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ISN'T SOMETHING LIKE
THAT AN INVITATION FOR
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ALL THE WORST SORT OF
PEOPLE TO COME IN HERE?
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LES, THAT'S THE NAME
OF AN ORCHESTRA.
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HAVEN'T YOU HEARD THE ON-THE-AIR
PROMOTION SPOTS WE'VE BEEN RUNNING?
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YES, BUT I THOUGHT
THAT WAS ALL JUST A JOKE.
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- IT IS, LES.
- I THOUGHT SO.
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- IT'S DARN FUNNY TOO.
- IT'S DARN FUNNY.
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ISN'T THIS EXCITING,
MR. CARLSON?
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YEAH, IT CERTAINLY IS.
YEAH, OUR FIRST CONCERT.
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I MEAN, THE FIRST CONCERT
WE'VE HAD SINCE WE'VE GONE ROCK.
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AND WE SOLD OUT TOO.
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COURSE, IT'S NOT A VERY BIG AUDITORIUM.
BUT STILL, I THINK IT'S VERY EXCITING.
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WHO'S SHE?
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BAILEY QUARTERS. SHE WORK HERE?
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UH-HUH. I LIKE HER.
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I KNOW. YOU SAY THAT
EVERY TIME YOU MEET HER.
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I DO? HEY, BIG GUY.
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HAVE YOU EVER
HEARD A SCUM RECORD?
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THIS MAY AMAZE YOU,
HERB, BUT, UH, NO.
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WELL, I WROTE DOWN THE LYRICS TO ONE
CALLED "LOVE IS MURDER." YOU WANNA HEAR IT?
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WHAT CHOICES DO I HAVE? YEAH.
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"LOVE IS MURDER, MURDER IS LOVE.
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"I'M A ROCK-AND-ROLL HOODLUM
WITH A BLACK LEATHER GLOVE.
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KNOCK ME DOWN, BABY.
STEP ON MY FACE." OH.
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"I'M A... ""I'M A FOOL FOR YOU,
BABY. LET'S BLOW UP THIS PLACE."
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KINDA CATCHY, HUH?
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I'VE NEVER LET PAYOLA
INFLUENCE MY RECORD SELECTION.
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ANDY, MR. PIEVY FINALLY CALLED
FROM THE AIRPORT. SCUM IS ON ITS WAY.
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WELL, THAT'S TERRIFIC. TERRIFIC?
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THOSE PEOPLE WRITE
MUSIC ABOUT EXPLOSIONS.
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MR. CARLSON, I'VE BEEN TRYIN' TO
TELL YOU THIS. THEY'RE MUSICIANS.
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ALL THAT'S JUST A GIMMICK. YOU GOT NOTHIN'
TO WORRY ABOUT. I GOTTA GO CHECK ON VENUS.
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JOHNNY, IS THAT TRUE? WHAT?
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THAT I'VE GOT NOTHIN' TO
WORRY ABOUT. NO, IT'S NOT.
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HELLO. WE'RE THE
SCUM OF THE EARTH.
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- NO.
- YES.
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HUH? MMM.
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HUH. LISTEN, DR. FEVER. THIS IS
MARVEL... THESE GUYS ARE WONDERFUL.
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COATS, TIES, THE WHOLE...
WELCOME ABOARD, FELLAS.
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- THANK YOU VERY MUCH, SIR.
- ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE SCUM?
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POSITIVE.
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WELL, OF COURSE THEY
ARE. WHERE IS MR. PIEVY?
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HE GOT OUT OF THE CAR. THAT'S
THE LAST WE SAW OF HIM, I THINK.
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WAS THE CAR MOVING
WHEN HE GOT OUT?
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YES, I... I BELIEVE IT WAS.
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WH-WHY WOULD HE
DO A THING LIKE THAT?
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WE DON'T KNOW, BUT THAT'S OUR
STORY AND WE'RE STICKING TO IT.
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YEAH, THESE ARE THE GUYS.
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STRAY CAT ♪
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♪♪
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COME RIGHT ON IN HERE,
GUYS. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
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ABSOLUTELY. THANK YOU.
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NOW THIS IS VENUS FLYTRAP. HE'S
GONNA BE DOING THE INTERVIEWING.
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WHAT'S HAPPENING? HELLO.
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MR. FLYTRAP. HOW
ARE YOU? I'M FINE.
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HEY. HOW DO YOU DO?
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ANYTHING PARTICULAR YOU
GUYS WANNA RAP ABOUT?
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NO, NO, NO. YOU CAN ASK
US ANYTHING YOU LIKE.
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WE'RE JUST DELIGHTED TO BE HERE.
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WELL, HOW ABOUT
SOMETHING TO DRINK?
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TEA WOULD BE LOVELY. YES.
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YOU GOT IT.
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OKAY, FELLAS. HERE WE GO.
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OH, ANYTIME. THIS
IS SO EXCITING.
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♪♪
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THAT WAS SCUM OF
THE EARTH'S NEW HIT,
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AND NOW LET'S RAP TO THESE
HEAVY DUDES HERE, LIVE IN PERSON.
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THIS IS VENUS FLYTRAP,
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ONE-ON-ONE WITH SCUM.
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- WELCOME TO CINCINNATI, GUYS.
- WE HATE CINCINNATI.
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- HUH?
- WE DON'T LIKE
THIS STUDIO MUCH EITHER.
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LOOK, WHY DON'T YOU
INTRODUCE YOURSELVES?
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VERY WELL. I'M
BLOOD, THIS IS NIGEL,
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AND THIS IS SIR
CHARLES WEATHERBEE.
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HE ANSWERS TO "DOG."
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OKAY. LET'S START WITH DOG.
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UM, WHERE DID YOU
THREE FIRST MEET?
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WHERE DID WE MEET? HOW BORING.
SAME OLD QUESTIONS WHEREVER WE GO.
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YES, BUT THIS IS
PARTICULARLY BORING.
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NO ONE SHOULD HAVE
TO HEAR THIS NONSENSE.
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I WOULD SUGGEST THAT EVERYONE LISTENING
TURN TO ANOTHER RADIO STATION IMMEDIATELY.
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YEAH.
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YOU DUDES LIKE TO... LIKE TO
KID AROUND A LOT, DON'T YOU?
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HEEL!
202
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MAY I SAY HELLO TO MY MOTHER?
YOUR MAMA LIVE IN CINCINNATI?
203
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WELL, THERE'S ALWAYS
A CHANCE, ISN'T THERE?
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HELLO, MUMMY. YOU NAUGHTY GIRL.
205
00:11:00,393 --> 00:11:03,961
DON'T COME HOME IF YOU
KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR YOU.
206
00:11:06,432 --> 00:11:08,351
LOOK, TURKEYS. YOU WANNA SHAPE
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UP, OR YOU WANT ME TO
PUT ON ANOTHER RECORD?
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00:11:10,303 --> 00:11:12,937
WE'RE SO SORRY. PLEASE.
YES. WE APOLOGIZE.
209
00:11:13,006 --> 00:11:15,873
WHY DON'T YOU ASK DOG
ABOUT HIS MUSICAL TRAINING?
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OKAY.
211
00:11:20,246 --> 00:11:23,381
SORRY, GANG. WE HAD A
SLIGHT TECHNICAL PROBLEM.
212
00:11:23,450 --> 00:11:25,461
WE'RE NOW BACK LIVE WITH SCUM.
213
00:11:25,485 --> 00:11:28,786
OKAY, DOG, UH, TELL US ABOUT
YOUR FORMAL MUSICAL TRAINING.
214
00:11:28,855 --> 00:11:30,788
I HAVE NONE.
215
00:11:32,191 --> 00:11:34,124
CAN'T READ A BLOODY NOTE.
216
00:11:34,193 --> 00:11:37,561
- BUT I GOT A DEGREE IN CELLO
AT THE ROYAL ACADEMY.
- OH, YEAH?
217
00:11:37,630 --> 00:11:42,700
I DON'T PLAY TOO MUCH ANYMORE. YOU CAN'T
GET THOUSANDS OF SCREAMING TEENAGE GIRLS...
218
00:11:42,769 --> 00:11:45,737
TO COME TO A CELLO
RECITAL, NOW, CAN YOU?
219
00:11:45,805 --> 00:11:48,239
AND WE RATHER
LIKE TEENAGE GIRLS.
220
00:11:48,308 --> 00:11:52,510
NOW I THINK I KNOW HOW
PUNK ROCK GOT ITS NAME.
221
00:11:52,579 --> 00:11:56,314
ACTUALLY, WE'RE NOT
A PUNK ROCK GROUP.
222
00:11:56,383 --> 00:12:01,151
NO, PUNK ROCK IS PASSÉ.
WE PLAY HOODLUM ROCK.
223
00:12:01,220 --> 00:12:05,623
- IT'S SEVERAL CUTS
BELOW PUNK ROCK.
- WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE?
224
00:12:05,692 --> 00:12:09,326
WELL, FIRST OF ALL, PUNK ROCK
GROUPS DRESS DEPLORABLY.
225
00:12:09,395 --> 00:12:12,563
AND SECONDLY, THEY DON'T USUALLY
PHYSICALLY ATTACK THEIR AUDIENCES.
226
00:12:16,636 --> 00:12:20,904
- AND YOU DUDES DO?
- COME TO THE SHOW
AND FIND OUT.
227
00:12:20,973 --> 00:12:23,708
WE DON'T LIKE AUDIENCES.
228
00:12:27,814 --> 00:12:31,115
- HEY, AREN'T THEY NICE?
- NICE? LOOK WHAT
THEY DID TO STEVE.
229
00:12:31,184 --> 00:12:33,117
- WHAT HAPPENED?
- I'LL TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENED.
230
00:12:33,185 --> 00:12:36,365
THEY THREW HIM LOCK, STOCK AND...
BRIEFCASE RIGHT OUT OF THE LIMOUSINE.
231
00:12:36,389 --> 00:12:39,957
ONE OF 'EM ASKED ME WHAT TIME IT
WAS, AND WHEN I SAID I DIDN'T KNOW,
232
00:12:40,026 --> 00:12:42,726
THIS OTHER ONE SAID,
"WELL, THAT'S IT FOR HIM."
233
00:12:45,832 --> 00:12:48,232
THOSE PEOPLE ARE
THE SCUM OF THE EARTH.
234
00:12:48,301 --> 00:12:52,303
ACTUALLY, THEY'RE VERY POLITE
BOYS. BUT EXTREMELY VICIOUS.
235
00:12:52,371 --> 00:12:55,105
OH, NOW, MR. PIEVY,
YOU JUST CALM DOWN.
236
00:12:55,174 --> 00:12:57,285
I'M GOING TO GO CALL
YOUR WIFE. THANK YOU.
237
00:12:57,309 --> 00:13:00,511
TRAVIS, WHAT THE HELL'S
GOIN' ON? I DON'T KNOW.
238
00:13:00,580 --> 00:13:02,379
HEY, ANDY. WHAT
THE HELL'S GOIN' ON?
239
00:13:02,448 --> 00:13:05,483
I DON'T KNOW. MAN, THOSE
DUDES ARE JUST NUTS.
240
00:13:05,551 --> 00:13:09,031
LET'S CANCEL THE CONCERT. THEY SEEMED
LIKE NICE ENOUGH GUYS WHEN I FIRST MET 'EM.
241
00:13:09,088 --> 00:13:10,421
BELIEVE ME, MAN. THOSE
DUDES ARE VICIOUS,
242
00:13:10,445 --> 00:13:11,967
THEY'RE DANGEROUS, AND
THEY'RE OUT OF CONTROL.
243
00:13:11,991 --> 00:13:14,369
WHERE ARE THEY NOW? HAVIN'
TEA IN THE CONTROL ROOM.
244
00:13:14,393 --> 00:13:17,561
WELL, THAT'S IT. LET'S
CANCEL THAT CONCERT.
245
00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:19,708
WAIT A MINUTE NOW.
WE CAN'T DO THAT.
246
00:13:19,732 --> 00:13:21,999
- NOW CAN WE, MR. PIEVY?
- IF YOU DON'T, YOU'RE NUTS.
247
00:13:22,068 --> 00:13:24,501
I, FOR ONE, AM
GETTING OUT OF HERE.
248
00:13:24,571 --> 00:13:27,471
LOOK, WAIT. THE CONCERT IS
TONIGHT. THE CONCERT IS TONIGHT!
249
00:13:27,540 --> 00:13:30,641
I DON'T CARE. THAT'S YOUR
PROBLEM. YOU TAKE IT FROM HERE.
250
00:13:30,709 --> 00:13:33,377
I'VE GOT A WIFE TO
THINK ABOUT, KIDS, ROOTS!
251
00:13:35,048 --> 00:13:36,981
WELL, TRAVIS, NOW
WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?
252
00:13:37,049 --> 00:13:40,885
WELL, WE'RE GONNA GO AHEAD AS
PLANNED. I'LL TAKE OVER FOR PIEVY.
253
00:13:40,953 --> 00:13:42,798
WHO'S GONNA WATCH
THE BAND? JOHNNY.
254
00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:47,124
JOHNNY? HA! INSTEAD OF THREE
NUTS, NOW I GOT A FOURSOME.
255
00:13:47,193 --> 00:13:50,105
HE CAN DO IT. THESE GUYS JUST
GOTTA BE HANDLED IN THE RIGHT WAY.
256
00:13:53,232 --> 00:13:55,866
OKAY. LET 'EM IN.
257
00:14:00,372 --> 00:14:03,841
EXCUSE ME. UH, I WAS IN MY OFFICE
WORKING AND I SMELLED SOME SMOKE,
258
00:14:03,910 --> 00:14:05,888
SO I LOOKED IN THE
BROADCAST BOOTH.
259
00:14:05,912 --> 00:14:07,990
THERE ARE THREE VERY
WELL-DRESSED YOUNG MEN IN THERE.
260
00:14:08,014 --> 00:14:10,848
THEY SEEM TO BE
COOKING SOMETHING.
261
00:14:10,917 --> 00:14:13,662
I SWEAR, MAN. THEY WERE
DRINKIN' TEA WHEN I LEFT.
262
00:14:13,686 --> 00:14:16,954
THIS IS ANOTHER JOKE, RIGHT?
YEAH, LES. IT'S... IT'S A JOKE.
263
00:14:17,022 --> 00:14:20,457
IT'S DARN FUNNY.
264
00:14:20,526 --> 00:14:22,693
YOU KNOW, IF IT WASN'T
FOR MY SENSE OF HUMOR,
265
00:14:22,762 --> 00:14:25,529
I WOULD SWEAR I
WAS LOSING MY MIND.
266
00:14:30,603 --> 00:14:33,170
BOY, IT'S TOUGH AT THE TOP.
267
00:14:41,313 --> 00:14:43,681
THEY SEND YOU OVER
HERE TO LOOK AFTER US?
268
00:14:43,749 --> 00:14:47,084
YEAH. WHO'S WATCHING YOU THEN?
269
00:14:47,153 --> 00:14:49,820
NOBODY. I'M A RESPONSIBLE ADULT.
270
00:14:51,424 --> 00:14:54,592
- YOU DON'T LOOK RESPONSIBLE.
- WELL, YOU'LL JUST
HAVE TO TRUST ME.
271
00:14:54,660 --> 00:14:59,096
WE'RE NOT RESPONSIBLE.
WE'RE IRRESPONSIBLE.
272
00:14:59,165 --> 00:15:02,966
- I THINK YOU'RE BORING.
- BORING.
273
00:15:03,035 --> 00:15:06,904
WE'RE NEVER BORING. WATCH THIS.
274
00:15:08,941 --> 00:15:11,441
I TAKE IT BACK.
YOU'RE FASCINATING.
275
00:15:12,545 --> 00:15:14,478
HOW 'BOUT THIS THEN?
276
00:15:15,648 --> 00:15:19,016
MUCH BETTER. CAN YOU TOP IT?
277
00:15:24,857 --> 00:15:27,892
NOW, HE'S REALLY
GETTING INTO SOMETHING.
278
00:15:27,960 --> 00:15:30,061
I SEE WHAT YOU MEAN.
279
00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:33,965
♪♪
280
00:15:34,033 --> 00:15:35,966
HELLO?
281
00:15:36,034 --> 00:15:38,702
ANDY, YEAH. NO, WE'RE HAVING
LUNCH. NO COFFEE FOR ME.
282
00:15:38,771 --> 00:15:40,749
YEAH. YEAH.
283
00:15:40,773 --> 00:15:45,643
NO, NO. THEY'RE A SWELL
BUNCH OF KIDS. REALLY. YEAH.
284
00:15:45,711 --> 00:15:49,313
UH, IF YOU'RE NOT THROUGH
WITH LUNCH, I COULD COME BACK.
285
00:15:49,381 --> 00:15:52,783
THAT'S IT FOR HIM
THEN! OUT THE WINDOW!
286
00:15:52,851 --> 00:15:55,897
I DON'T KNOW. GEE, THEY'RE JUST
ANOTHER BUNCH OF ROCK AND ROLLERS.
287
00:15:55,921 --> 00:15:59,623
YOU KNOW, I CAN HANDLE IT.
EXCUSE ME. WHAT FLOOR ARE WE ON?
288
00:15:59,692 --> 00:16:01,725
- UH, GROUND FLOOR.
- PITY.
289
00:16:01,794 --> 00:16:06,163
I TELL YOU THE TRUTH, ANDY. I DON'T
SEE WHAT THE FUSS IS ALL ABOUT.
290
00:16:06,232 --> 00:16:11,902
REALLY. YEAH. IT'S, UH... CUTE.
291
00:16:19,945 --> 00:16:23,781
- STANDING ROOM ONLY. THERE'S
NOT AN EMPTY SEAT IN THE HOUSE.
- YEAH, BUT WHERE'S THE BAND?
292
00:16:23,849 --> 00:16:25,927
THEY'RE ON THEIR WAY, MAN.
IT'S GOIN' OFF LIKE CLOCKWORK.
293
00:16:25,951 --> 00:16:27,518
WE'RE GONNA DO IT. ALL RIGHT.
294
00:16:27,587 --> 00:16:29,297
HEY, BABIES. THEY HERE?
295
00:16:29,321 --> 00:16:32,456
- THEY'RE HERE, YEAH.
- LET'S GO. LET'S GO. GET 'EM ON STAGE.
296
00:16:32,525 --> 00:16:36,127
WELL, THERE'S A PROBLEM.
THEY'RE NOT GONNA PERFORM.
297
00:16:36,195 --> 00:16:38,862
WHAT?
298
00:16:38,931 --> 00:16:42,899
YEAH, THEY, UH... THEY FEEL THEY
HAVEN'T BEEN TREATED WELL HERE.
299
00:16:42,968 --> 00:16:45,836
WHERE'S A STICK? I NEED A STICK.
300
00:16:45,904 --> 00:16:47,838
THOSE JERKS HAVE GOT A CONTRACT.
301
00:16:47,906 --> 00:16:51,041
YEAH, THEY ATE THAT
ON THE WAY OVER.
302
00:16:51,110 --> 00:16:53,088
I'LL GET 'EM. NO,
WAIT A MINUTE, MAN.
303
00:16:53,112 --> 00:16:55,357
IT'S NO GOOD TALKIN'
TO 'EM. I TRIED IT.
304
00:16:55,381 --> 00:16:57,359
COME ON, MAN. JUST
CALM DOWN. YEAH.
305
00:16:57,383 --> 00:16:59,649
YOU GOTTA BE COOL ABOUT
THIS. JUST TAKE IT EASY.
306
00:16:59,718 --> 00:17:01,930
WHERE'S A STICK? SOMETHIN'
HEAVY. I'LL KILL THOSE GUYS.
307
00:17:01,954 --> 00:17:05,022
DON'T RUSH INTO ANYTHING, BABY.
IT'S JUST A ROCK CONCERT, RIGHT?
308
00:17:05,090 --> 00:17:07,124
I MEAN, THIS STUFF
HAPPENS EVERY DAY.
309
00:17:07,193 --> 00:17:09,220
YEAH. BUT I'M THE ONE
THAT'S GOTTA GO OUT
310
00:17:09,244 --> 00:17:11,495
THERE AND TELL 4,000
MANIACS THERE'S NO SHOW.
311
00:17:11,564 --> 00:17:15,265
I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHIN'. BY NOW, I DON'T
THINK THE MANIACS'LL NOTICE THE DIFFERENCE.
312
00:17:15,334 --> 00:17:17,180
YEAH, BUT CARLSON
WILL, AND I WOULDN'T
313
00:17:17,204 --> 00:17:19,370
BLAME HIM IF HE FIRED
THE WHOLE BUNCH OF US.
314
00:17:25,344 --> 00:17:28,257
I SUPPOSE YOU'VE HEARD THAT
THE THREE OF US HAVE DECIDED...
315
00:17:28,281 --> 00:17:30,361
THAT WE'RE NOT
GOING ON THIS EVENING.
316
00:17:32,418 --> 00:17:34,885
WELL, THE THREE OF
US HAVE DECIDED...
317
00:17:34,954 --> 00:17:39,056
THAT THE THREE OF YOU
ARE GOING ON THIS EVENING.
318
00:17:46,232 --> 00:17:49,400
ROCK AND ROLL.
319
00:17:59,478 --> 00:18:01,545
ALL RIGHT, CINCINNATI!
320
00:18:01,614 --> 00:18:06,717
THE MIGHTY WKRP IS PROUD TO PRESENT
FOR THE FIRST TIME IN THE COLONIES...
321
00:18:06,786 --> 00:18:10,354
♪♪ SCUM OF THE EARTH!
322
00:18:10,422 --> 00:18:13,257
GOOD EVENING, ALL
YOU STUPID IDIOTS.
323
00:18:15,327 --> 00:18:17,893
HELLO, YOU SCREAMIN'
TWITS WHO WERE DUMB
324
00:18:17,917 --> 00:18:20,765
ENOUGH TO PAY MONEY
FOR THIS. HOW YOU DOIN'?
325
00:18:20,833 --> 00:18:25,502
WE HATE YOUR LOUSY GUTS. WHAT
HAVE YOU GOT TO SAY ABOUT THAT? YEAH!
326
00:18:27,273 --> 00:18:29,206
♪ OH ♪
327
00:18:38,918 --> 00:18:41,251
♪ IT WAS A HAPPY ENDING ♪
328
00:18:41,320 --> 00:18:44,120
♪ THE BEGINNING, IT WAS ROUGH ♪
329
00:18:44,189 --> 00:18:49,827
♪ YOU DIDN'T WANT TO BELIEVE
THAT MY LOVE WAS ENOUGH ♪
330
00:18:49,895 --> 00:18:54,832
♪♪
331
00:18:54,901 --> 00:18:57,334
♪ YOU ALWAYS SEEM TO DISAPPEAR ♪
332
00:18:57,403 --> 00:18:59,648
♪ WHEN THE MUSIC GOT YOU SO ♪
333
00:18:59,672 --> 00:19:03,741
♪ I GOT ENOUGH LOVE
FOR THE TWO OF US ♪
334
00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:07,845
♪ I GOT ENOUGH LOVE ♪
335
00:19:07,913 --> 00:19:09,847
♪ FOR THE TWO OF US ♪
336
00:19:09,915 --> 00:19:12,950
♪ I GOT ENOUGH LOVE ♪
337
00:19:13,019 --> 00:19:15,919
♪ FOR THE TWO OF US ♪
338
00:19:15,988 --> 00:19:18,222
♪ I GOT ENOUGH LOVE ♪
339
00:19:18,290 --> 00:19:21,558
♪ FOR THE TWO OF US, BABY ♪
340
00:19:27,199 --> 00:19:30,167
♪ WELL, OH, YEAH ♪
341
00:19:30,236 --> 00:19:33,470
♪♪
342
00:19:41,914 --> 00:19:45,182
TRAVIS? OH. YEAH,
HI, MR. CARLSON.
343
00:19:45,251 --> 00:19:48,952
HOW YOU DOIN'? THE QUESTION
IS, HOW ARE YOU DOIN'?
344
00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:52,423
- WHO, ME? OH, I'M... I'M FINE.
- REALLY?
345
00:19:52,492 --> 00:19:54,925
SURE. WHOLE THING WENT
OFF JUST LIKE I SAID IT WOULD.
346
00:19:54,994 --> 00:19:57,661
JUST... SMOOTH GLASS.
347
00:19:57,730 --> 00:20:02,433
IS THAT A FACT? WELL, MAYBE WE SHOULD
DO THIS SORT OF THING MORE OFTEN.
348
00:20:02,501 --> 00:20:04,668
OH, I DON'T KNOW.
349
00:20:04,737 --> 00:20:07,471
I'M NOT AS, UH,
YOUNG AS I USED TO BE.
350
00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:11,275
OH, YEAH? OH, YEAH.
351
00:20:11,344 --> 00:20:15,446
WHATEVER HAPPENED TO THE DAYS
OF CROSBY, STILLS AND NASH, CHICAGO...
352
00:20:15,514 --> 00:20:18,081
YOU KNOW, GROUPS LIKE THAT.
THEY'D JUST COME OUT AND THEY'D PLAY.
353
00:20:18,150 --> 00:20:20,918
IT WAS... GREAT. YEAH.
354
00:20:20,986 --> 00:20:23,186
HOW 'BOUT BENNY GOODMAN, HUH?
355
00:20:25,257 --> 00:20:27,758
YEAH. MAN, THERE
WAS A BAND FOR YA, LAD.
356
00:20:27,827 --> 00:20:31,761
WELL, I NEVER GOT A CHANCE TO SEE
HIM, BUT I SURE DO LIKE THE RECORDS.
357
00:20:31,830 --> 00:20:34,290
WELL, I WOULDN'T WANT
THIS TO GET AROUND,
358
00:20:34,314 --> 00:20:37,100
BUT, UH, I KINDA LIKE
CROSBY, STILLS AND NASH.
359
00:20:37,169 --> 00:20:39,148
HEY, YOU OUGHTA
COME OUT AND SEE THIS.
360
00:20:39,172 --> 00:20:42,138
THEY'RE SPRAYING THE AUDIENCE
WITH A FIRE EXTINGUISHER.
361
00:20:42,207 --> 00:20:44,575
- OH, NO.
- YEAH.
362
00:20:44,643 --> 00:20:47,622
BUT THE KIDS LOVE IT. THE
CONCERT'S A BIG SUCCESS, BABY.
363
00:20:47,646 --> 00:20:50,647
- YOU OUGHTA COME TAKE A LOOK.
- ALL RIGHT. WE'LL BE RIGHT THERE.
364
00:20:55,087 --> 00:20:58,054
WHAT IS WITH THE KIDS
TODAY, MR. CARLSON?
365
00:20:59,691 --> 00:21:02,891
WISH I COULD TELL YA, ANDY. I
REALLY WISH I COULD TELL YA.
366
00:21:05,297 --> 00:21:07,731
READY TO GO?
367
00:21:07,799 --> 00:21:10,634
WHAT? HUH?
368
00:21:10,702 --> 00:21:12,636
YOU READY TO GO? OH, YEAH.
369
00:21:15,608 --> 00:21:18,742
♪♪
370
00:21:20,446 --> 00:21:24,314
♪ WELL, YOU GOTTA BE
TIRED OF SITTIN' LOW ♪
371
00:21:24,383 --> 00:21:28,285
♪ SOMETIMES YOU'RE JUST WISHIN'
SOMEBODY WOULD TAKE YOU HOME ♪
372
00:21:30,022 --> 00:21:33,523
♪ WELL, HAVING SOME
FUN FINDING A BOY ♪
373
00:21:33,592 --> 00:21:36,826
♪ REALLY DOESN'T TAKE MUCH ♪♪ ♪♪
374
00:21:36,896 --> 00:21:38,728
♪♪
375
00:21:43,302 --> 00:21:46,236
♪♪
376
00:21:54,079 --> 00:21:56,680
♪♪
377
00:22:11,763 --> 00:22:13,463
♪♪
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