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...WWF Smackdown at the
Meadowlands.
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Who am I talking to?
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Johnny.
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Hey Johnny, and you got
our answer?
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Uh, yeah, uh, they told,
me, uh, am I on ?
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...Yeah, you're on,
Johnny.
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Go ahead, I'm waiting for
your answer.
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Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, okay,
right, right, right, right.
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They told me, they told me
that, uh, uh ,uh, uh, they
told me I was caller
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number thirty-six.
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You are caller number
thirty-six, that is correct,
now I'm waiting for
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your answer.
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Do you have an answer for us
today?
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No, no, no, no.
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I got you.
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Yea, I understand,
understand, yeah uh, I'm,
I'm gonna-
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say, I'm gonna say yeah,
it's definitely the
uh...
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is correct.
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You are going to see
WWF wrestling.
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at the Meadowlands
on Saturday.
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Where the hell you goin'?
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I thought we were going to
get my pills.
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I'll be right out
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Hey, uh, is Chuck here?
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I'm lookin' for Chuck.
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Thanks.
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I guess I just don't
understand what you're asking
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Well, um... no, I...
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dropped off a tape.
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Yeah?
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Why?
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What're ya stupid?
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I told ya the last time you
don't need no tape.
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All ya gotta do is show up,
sign up, and you get
ten minutes.
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It's open, open mike, that's
why they call it that.
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Right.
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Well I understand,
I understand.
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Um...
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did you get a chance to
listen to that
tape?
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Look, I already told
you, okay?
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All you gotta do is show up,
sign up and you get your ten
minutes, alright?
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That's it.
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I understand,
I understand.
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That's it.
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Right.
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Right, but I was thinking
maybe if you just give it a
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little listen, or, better
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yet, I just happen to have
the ten minutes here
with me...
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Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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You gave me this, okay?
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I'll hear it when I get a
second, okay, friend?
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In the meantime, all you got
to do is sign up.
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That's it?
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That's it.
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All right
Okay.
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Well I'll be here.
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I will be here.
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Okay.
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We'll try to keep the
crowds at bay.
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...right
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I gotta get my pills.
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Here we go.
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Jimmy, where've you been?
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Hey.
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I've been calling
all day!
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Yea I had to take her to
the doctors.
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Yeah.
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I been callin' all day,
I kept gettin' a recording.
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Well, they cut the
phone off.
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Sayin it's been
disconnected.
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What can I say?
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They cut the phone off.
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Can ;you say pay the
freakin' bill on time?
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Can you say I did pay the
freakin' bill on time?
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Hey, can you say then why
ain't we got a phone?
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Can you say
shut the hell up?
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I gotta' talk to you.
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I gotta' talk to you too.
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Get me in.
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Can we go somewhere we
can talk?
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Yeah, lemme get her in the
house cause I got big news
for you too.
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Jimmy, I...
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I talked to the guy at the
Laughing Stock.
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Can you get me in,
please?
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The guy where?
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The laughing Stock.
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The comedy club.
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I told you about this guy,
you don't listen to nothin'
I tell you
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Jimmy...
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I'm in!
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They're gonna let me in!
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I'm pregnant.
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What's that mean?
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I know.
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It means I'm gonna have a
baby come out of
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me... Pregnant.
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Good work, bowser.
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Hey, let's go in
the house now.
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And miss all the
good stuff?
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I said let's go in
the house.
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Listen to you.
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You ain't ordering
me around.
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Let's get in the house,
lady.
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I gotta go to the toilet.
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You'll have plenty of time
to use the toilet.
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Shut up, for God's sakes!
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Don't you shout at me!
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Just get in there.
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You sure?
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What are we gonna do?
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I don't know.
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We could get married.
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Oh, Jesus.
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What you think I wanna
be pregnant?
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I mean I didn't plan this,
you know, it did, it just
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happened, and...
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we should get married.
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Oh Christ.
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I ain't getting you
no wedding ring.
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Ready?
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Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy...
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I know.
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Good night.
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NINE MONTHS LATER...
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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Welcome to amateur night
here at the Laughing Stock.
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Every Tuesday night no
cover, no minimum, no class,
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ya bunch a' cheap bastards.
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You think it's easy?
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You come on up here.
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First up we go!
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A nice young man.
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A very nice young man,
for want of a better word.
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Jimmy O'Brien.
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What're you doin'?
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Huh?
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We call your name,
you go up there.
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Go on, you fuckin'...!
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Pleasure to be here at The
Laughing Stock, I'm Jimmy
O'Brien and ice cream runs
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through my veins.
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Pleasure to be here
at The Laughing Stock
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I'm Jimmy O'Brien
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and ice cream runs through
my veins.
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My sixth grade teacher
told me that and I've never
been able to forget it.
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Especially since every
time I get a paper cut,
something pink that tastes
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like strawberry comes out
instead of blood.
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Uh...
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Jimmy!
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What?
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Who the hell're you
talkin' to in there?
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I'm rehearsing!
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Anybody out there
got kids?
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Um...
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I just had a baby.
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Uh, well, my wife did.
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And, actually um,
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as a matter of fact- I got
married and had a baby all
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on the same day.
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The guy said... I now
pronounce you man and wife.
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You may now kiss the bride!
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And, all of a sudden...
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out of nowhere... pop!
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No, no.
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I can't.
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Help me.
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Um, um, okay okay...
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Okay.
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Thank you.
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Call Somebody.
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What can I say?
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I work fast.
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But, seriously, um...
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Help!
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Help anybody!
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She's giving birth!
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Where is everybody?
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Over here to sign in,
sir.
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Okay, baby, it's okay.
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Okay, Okay
It's coming out of her.
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Sir, oaky, okay,
calm down...
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It's coming out of her!
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Okay, go to two now.
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Where's the doctor!
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You're gonna be fine.
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Where's the fuckin'
doctor!
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Sir, you, you can't ...
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Hello... Anybody!
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Hello!
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Sir....he's...
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Doctor Burke.
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Help!
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I need somebody!
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Go!
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I think her water busted
Hi, I'm Dr. Burke, this
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is Nurse Alan.
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Hi, I'm Annie and that's
my husband Jimmy.
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Hi Annie.
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Hi.
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Hi Annie.
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Hi.
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Hi everybody.
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Give her something,
she's in pain!
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Come on, come on!
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Come over here, sir.
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Sir, come over here.
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She'll be fine.
- Dr.
- Burke will take very good
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care of her.
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Can't I go?
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The doctor's going to
examine her while you do
some paper work
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Jimmy...
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I'm here baby.
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I love you.
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I'm here.
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Now we all live in a
small, corroded wood framed
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house, me, my baby, my wife,
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my...
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... invalid grandmother
and an army of termites,
it's paradise!
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Alright.
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Hey.
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How you feelin'?
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okay.
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Where is it?
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The, the nurse went to
get her.
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She's gonna bring her
in here.
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It's a girl, Jim.
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So they, they're just
gonna bring it in the room?
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Yup.
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Alright.
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Brought you some flowers.
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They're beautiful.
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Thanks.
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Should I uh, put'em...
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Oh, yeah, wherever.
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I don't have a vase.
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Just relax, it's okay.
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I'll just...
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put'em right here.
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Good.
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I guess we gotta think of
a name for it now.
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I guess we do.
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Yeah.
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What about Heather?
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I always liked the name
Heather.
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Heather?
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Heather.
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No, Heather, Heather sounds
like somebody who grew up in
a tenement.
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Heather sounds like
somebody who grew up in
a tenement?
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Oh, yeah.
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Well, what about Emily?
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Emily sucks.
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It's my mother's name.
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What about Wendy?
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Wendy?
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You know, like Peter Pan.
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Wendy.
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What?
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Wendy?
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She was the one who saved
all the lost boys.
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Oh, my God!
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Here's the baby.
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The baby.
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The most beautiful thing
I have ever seen in my life.
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Anybody out there
got cats?
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I can't figure it out.
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Cats.
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Cats, they love fish so they
make fish cat food, salmon
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flavored cat food, uh,
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scallop flavored cat food.
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00:14:58,248 --> 00:15:01,250
Cats also,
also like birds.
273
00:15:01,250 --> 00:15:02,876
Why no bird cat food?
274
00:15:02,877 --> 00:15:04,127
Robin, Sparrow.
275
00:15:07,214 --> 00:15:10,089
Anybody out there
plays sports?
276
00:15:10,090 --> 00:15:12,925
I was a runner
277
00:15:12,926 --> 00:15:14,718
in high school.
278
00:15:14,719 --> 00:15:17,054
Track and Field.
279
00:15:17,054 --> 00:15:19,766
I was never a very
spirited athlete.
280
00:15:19,766 --> 00:15:22,768
But I could run
really fast.
281
00:15:22,769 --> 00:15:26,188
Had a track and field
scholarship from Bergen
County Community College,
282
00:15:26,188 --> 00:15:28,730
but, um...
283
00:15:28,731 --> 00:15:30,858
I had a hard time,
you know I, uh,
284
00:15:33,027 --> 00:15:34,944
I couldn't stay focused.
285
00:15:34,945 --> 00:15:38,238
All those reading lists
286
00:15:38,238 --> 00:15:41,617
and term papers.
287
00:15:41,618 --> 00:15:44,242
I just wanted to
drink beer.
288
00:15:44,243 --> 00:15:48,081
So, they took it away
from me.
289
00:15:48,082 --> 00:15:50,248
Now I work in a supermarket.
290
00:15:50,249 --> 00:15:51,792
There I was, on stage.
291
00:15:51,793 --> 00:15:54,794
And, and, and it's just
you., the microphone
and the audience.
292
00:15:54,795 --> 00:15:56,295
And they're listening,
you know?
293
00:15:56,296 --> 00:15:58,714
They gotta hear you, they
got no choice but to
hear you.
294
00:15:58,715 --> 00:15:59,923
That don't happen every day.
295
00:15:59,924 --> 00:16:01,050
It was wild.
296
00:16:01,051 --> 00:16:03,760
But so, what about the
old inventor thing,
you know?
297
00:16:03,761 --> 00:16:04,386
Who am I kiddin'?
298
00:16:04,387 --> 00:16:04,886
What am I gonna invent?
299
00:16:04,887 --> 00:16:05,469
The 'Toaster Man'.
300
00:16:05,470 --> 00:16:06,638
That was a good idea.
301
00:16:06,638 --> 00:16:07,222
The Toaster Man.
302
00:16:07,223 --> 00:16:09,180
Listen, people want
barbecued hot dogs,
they're gonna put'em on
303
00:16:09,181 --> 00:16:10,933
the barbecue, not in some
cheap toaster oven.
304
00:16:10,934 --> 00:16:12,309
No, no, this is it.
305
00:16:12,310 --> 00:16:13,810
This is what I'm gonna do.
306
00:16:13,811 --> 00:16:15,895
Standing up comedian!
307
00:16:15,895 --> 00:16:17,270
You got it, brother.
308
00:16:17,271 --> 00:16:18,356
Sounds good.
309
00:16:18,357 --> 00:16:21,858
I was good you know
and I think I'm good at it.
310
00:16:21,859 --> 00:16:26,278
You know, I'm... Maybe I am
Who knows?
311
00:16:26,278 --> 00:16:29,989
I, I can't really tell what
people thought, you know
but, fuck them if they
312
00:16:29,990 --> 00:16:32,242
didn't like it, you know,
I can still be good.
313
00:16:32,243 --> 00:16:33,743
Right?
314
00:16:33,743 --> 00:16:35,911
What the hell do they know?
315
00:16:35,912 --> 00:16:38,163
Hey, it's a lot of work
though, right?
316
00:16:38,164 --> 00:16:40,290
What?
317
00:16:40,290 --> 00:16:44,251
It's a lot of work
No shit Sherloc I know
318
00:16:44,252 --> 00:16:47,838
it's a lot of work
Why do you always gotta
319
00:16:47,839 --> 00:16:50,173
bring me down?
320
00:16:50,173 --> 00:16:52,967
Hey
321
00:16:52,968 --> 00:16:56,302
Go get a mop there's a
big spill on aisle three.
322
00:16:56,303 --> 00:16:57,304
Go.
323
00:16:57,305 --> 00:16:59,681
Where you going?
324
00:16:59,682 --> 00:17:02,017
I was gonna go help him
What are you two,
joined at the hip?
325
00:17:02,018 --> 00:17:04,102
Get up front and clean out
that recycling area.
326
00:17:04,103 --> 00:17:04,977
It's a mess.
327
00:17:06,230 --> 00:17:07,355
Molest any
little boyslately?
328
00:17:07,356 --> 00:17:08,896
What?
329
00:17:08,897 --> 00:17:09,522
Huh?
330
00:17:09,523 --> 00:17:11,442
What did you say to me?
331
00:17:11,443 --> 00:17:15,278
I was just gonna go out
and clean the recycling area
like you told me, sir.
332
00:17:15,279 --> 00:17:16,612
Oh, maybe that's what
you heard.
333
00:17:16,613 --> 00:17:19,781
I was just unconsciously
reminding myself of my task
334
00:17:19,782 --> 00:17:22,742
I know it sounds crazy,
but it does help me.
335
00:17:22,743 --> 00:17:24,702
You are this close.
336
00:17:24,703 --> 00:17:27,162
This close.
337
00:17:27,163 --> 00:17:28,080
Go!
338
00:18:04,945 --> 00:18:07,030
I've been workin' there
about two years or so.
339
00:18:07,031 --> 00:18:10,866
It's a good job,
it's an okay job I work
with this guy Ray.
340
00:18:10,867 --> 00:18:12,242
He's a good guy.
341
00:18:12,242 --> 00:18:13,993
I can't figure out if he's
342
00:18:13,994 --> 00:18:19,957
mildly retarded or just a
little brain damaged
343
00:18:19,958 --> 00:18:22,875
from all the pot he smokes
or both.
344
00:18:23,836 --> 00:18:26,211
He's probably my
closest friend.
345
00:18:26,212 --> 00:18:29,297
Aside from my wife.
346
00:18:29,298 --> 00:18:31,801
I've known her the longest
of anyone.
347
00:18:38,890 --> 00:18:39,264
Hey baby.
348
00:18:39,265 --> 00:18:39,931
Hey.
349
00:18:39,932 --> 00:18:40,431
Here.
350
00:18:40,432 --> 00:18:41,557
Did you get the
onion rings?
351
00:18:41,558 --> 00:18:42,434
Yeah I got'em.
352
00:18:42,435 --> 00:18:43,102
Excellent.
353
00:18:43,102 --> 00:18:46,228
Hi.
354
00:18:46,229 --> 00:18:49,940
Did she eat?
355
00:18:49,941 --> 00:18:51,023
Yeah.
356
00:18:51,024 --> 00:18:54,276
She ate a half a can of
peaches, then she pooped the
size of a fire engine.
357
00:18:54,277 --> 00:18:55,861
Just like her daddy.
358
00:18:55,862 --> 00:18:56,779
It's true.
359
00:18:56,780 --> 00:18:57,738
Except mine ain't green.
360
00:18:57,739 --> 00:18:58,321
Shut up.
361
00:19:06,955 --> 00:19:08,872
I missed you today.
362
00:19:08,873 --> 00:19:11,791
I missed you too.
363
00:19:11,792 --> 00:19:15,752
You should quit that
shitty job
Can't.
364
00:19:15,753 --> 00:19:20,382
We got a baby now.
365
00:19:20,383 --> 00:19:25,220
I fell in love with her
immediately.
366
00:19:25,220 --> 00:19:30,807
It was her ankle.
367
00:19:30,808 --> 00:19:31,350
She had this
368
00:19:31,351 --> 00:19:36,896
butterfly tattoo.
369
00:19:36,897 --> 00:19:40,565
She was my math tutor.
370
00:19:40,566 --> 00:19:46,779
I learned very little math.
371
00:19:49,491 --> 00:19:51,574
Thank you very much.
372
00:20:04,002 --> 00:20:06,337
Who's there?
373
00:20:06,338 --> 00:20:08,297
Robert Fuckin' Goulet.
374
00:20:08,298 --> 00:20:11,008
Who the hell do you think's
takin' a piss
in our bathroom?
375
00:20:11,009 --> 00:20:12,968
Who know these days?
376
00:20:20,307 --> 00:20:22,142
Okay.
377
00:20:32,234 --> 00:20:33,442
Did you make it alright?
378
00:20:33,443 --> 00:20:35,820
Yeah.
379
00:20:35,821 --> 00:20:37,197
Put Grandma to bed?
380
00:20:37,198 --> 00:20:44,994
Yeah.
381
00:20:57,047 --> 00:20:59,255
Hi.
382
00:20:59,256 --> 00:21:00,883
Hi, honey.
383
00:21:00,884 --> 00:21:03,009
It's alright.
384
00:21:03,010 --> 00:21:03,926
Good morning.
385
00:21:03,927 --> 00:21:04,886
We should be going.
386
00:21:09,015 --> 00:21:09,807
Yes baby.
387
00:21:09,808 --> 00:21:10,557
Here we go.
388
00:21:10,558 --> 00:21:11,974
Put that leg in there.
389
00:21:11,975 --> 00:21:13,143
Oh, leg in.
390
00:21:13,144 --> 00:21:15,018
Yeah, sit in the chair.
391
00:21:15,019 --> 00:21:17,063
That's your chair.
392
00:21:17,064 --> 00:21:19,940
Here.
393
00:21:20,607 --> 00:21:21,400
He up yet?
394
00:21:21,401 --> 00:21:23,902
No not yet
He's supposed to be at
395
00:21:23,902 --> 00:21:25,403
work in fifteen minutes.
396
00:21:25,404 --> 00:21:29,989
I know, I know,
I'll get him up.
397
00:21:30,534 --> 00:21:31,534
Did you get her up?
398
00:21:31,535 --> 00:21:33,368
Honey, you're gonna
be late.
399
00:21:33,369 --> 00:21:34,076
No, I'll make it.
400
00:21:34,077 --> 00:21:35,285
I'll make it.
401
00:21:35,286 --> 00:21:36,161
Alright.
402
00:21:36,162 --> 00:21:39,540
I gotta run Bye, baby.
403
00:21:39,541 --> 00:21:41,375
Bye baby.
404
00:21:41,376 --> 00:21:43,960
You shouldn't be
late again.
405
00:21:51,926 --> 00:21:54,011
I'm gonna let some
light in.
406
00:21:54,012 --> 00:21:55,845
It ruins the picture.
407
00:21:55,846 --> 00:21:57,053
Oh, it's so dark in here.
408
00:21:57,054 --> 00:22:00,182
It's always so dark in here.
409
00:22:00,183 --> 00:22:04,644
I don't want the
shades open.
410
00:22:15,403 --> 00:22:16,237
Hey.
411
00:22:16,238 --> 00:22:17,904
Hey little buddy.
412
00:22:17,905 --> 00:22:18,530
Where you goin?
413
00:22:18,531 --> 00:22:19,864
We got forty-five minutes
still.
414
00:22:19,865 --> 00:22:22,325
Boss man left early and I
415
00:22:22,325 --> 00:22:26,370
gotta get my new beer home
Oh, please, someday
your're gonna get caught
416
00:22:26,371 --> 00:22:28,413
stealing all this
Someday
you're gonna get caught
417
00:22:28,414 --> 00:22:29,206
stealing all this.
418
00:22:29,207 --> 00:22:30,332
Here.
419
00:22:30,333 --> 00:22:31,667
Punch out for me, will ya?
420
00:22:31,668 --> 00:22:33,459
You're gonna get me
in trouble.
421
00:22:33,460 --> 00:22:33,959
Will you quit whining?
422
00:22:33,960 --> 00:22:35,210
Nobody's going to get
423
00:22:35,211 --> 00:22:40,674
in trouble.
424
00:22:43,136 --> 00:22:43,636
Cats love mice.
425
00:22:43,637 --> 00:22:47,263
Why no mouse cat food?
426
00:22:47,263 --> 00:22:50,932
Why no cat dog food?
427
00:22:50,933 --> 00:22:55,061
I'll tell you why,
it's not p.c.
428
00:23:00,942 --> 00:23:05,944
Anyone out there play
sports?
429
00:23:22,043 --> 00:23:26,336
Jimmy
What is it?
430
00:23:26,337 --> 00:23:29,131
Listen Jimmy.
431
00:23:29,131 --> 00:23:30,549
Oh shit.
432
00:23:32,551 --> 00:23:34,427
Hey.
433
00:23:34,428 --> 00:23:35,719
Jim...
434
00:23:35,720 --> 00:23:36,679
Hey.
435
00:23:40,350 --> 00:23:42,141
Mommy?
436
00:23:42,142 --> 00:23:42,768
It's ok.
437
00:23:42,769 --> 00:23:44,476
Grandma is just having a
bad dream, honey.
438
00:23:44,477 --> 00:23:45,352
Call an ambulance.
439
00:23:46,271 --> 00:23:46,812
Yeah.
440
00:23:46,813 --> 00:23:47,688
okay, come with me.
441
00:23:47,689 --> 00:23:48,438
Come with me.
442
00:23:48,439 --> 00:23:49,398
okay, okay.
443
00:23:49,399 --> 00:23:49,982
Jim.
444
00:23:53,194 --> 00:23:55,444
Is she gonna be okay?
445
00:23:55,445 --> 00:23:58,114
Her condition has
stabilized.
446
00:23:58,115 --> 00:24:01,200
I am going to need to get
some information from you,
447
00:24:01,201 --> 00:24:02,992
How old is she?
448
00:24:02,993 --> 00:24:05,370
I was raised by
this woman.
449
00:24:05,371 --> 00:24:07,122
The kind of a woman, uh...
450
00:24:07,123 --> 00:24:09,707
even when she was young
she was old.
451
00:24:09,708 --> 00:24:10,540
Uh...
452
00:24:12,001 --> 00:24:14,294
She was, uh, she was
453
00:24:14,295 --> 00:24:17,046
married, uh, for decades to
454
00:24:17,046 --> 00:24:21,757
a man who made zippers,
so...
455
00:24:21,758 --> 00:24:25,554
He died of a massive
coronary while cleaning out
the garage one day.
456
00:24:25,555 --> 00:24:29,390
Soon after that, ah...
457
00:24:30,600 --> 00:24:33,560
...her heart kind of uh...
458
00:24:33,561 --> 00:24:37,147
it kind of caved in...
459
00:24:37,148 --> 00:24:40,189
So as a result, she has to
spend the rest of her life
460
00:24:40,190 --> 00:24:41,483
in a chair, so...
461
00:24:44,360 --> 00:24:46,613
Oh, Look at the
pretty signs.
462
00:24:46,614 --> 00:24:47,238
Yeah.
463
00:24:47,239 --> 00:24:48,322
Wendy did those.
464
00:24:48,323 --> 00:24:48,906
Really?
465
00:24:48,906 --> 00:24:50,281
Well, Mommy helped her.
466
00:24:59,333 --> 00:25:02,500
Mom, how much longer
before Daddy and Grandma
get home?
467
00:25:02,500 --> 00:25:04,711
Awe, soon, baby.
468
00:25:04,711 --> 00:25:06,755
I remember your
fifth birthday.
469
00:25:06,756 --> 00:25:11,216
Your grandfather and I
had a party for you.
470
00:25:11,217 --> 00:25:13,509
Right here in the
front yard.
471
00:25:13,510 --> 00:25:15,510
I don't remember that.
472
00:25:15,511 --> 00:25:18,055
You were always such a
sad little guy.
473
00:25:18,056 --> 00:25:19,390
I have news for ya.
474
00:25:19,391 --> 00:25:23,560
I'm still a sad little guy.
475
00:25:25,188 --> 00:25:25,770
We're home!
476
00:25:25,771 --> 00:25:28,522
I wanna open
Daddy's first!
477
00:25:28,523 --> 00:25:30,190
All right.
478
00:25:30,191 --> 00:25:31,690
Go.
479
00:25:35,696 --> 00:25:36,780
Thank you Dad.
480
00:25:36,781 --> 00:25:40,616
WOOOW!
481
00:25:40,617 --> 00:25:41,532
Oh!
482
00:25:41,533 --> 00:25:42,743
Look Mommy!
483
00:25:43,618 --> 00:25:45,078
It's beautiful.
484
00:25:45,079 --> 00:25:46,119
What do you say?
485
00:25:46,120 --> 00:25:47,454
Thanks, Daddy.
486
00:25:47,455 --> 00:25:49,081
You're welcome, baby.
487
00:25:49,082 --> 00:25:50,706
I wanna open
another one.
488
00:25:50,707 --> 00:25:51,415
Hm mm.
489
00:25:51,416 --> 00:25:53,417
Alright.
490
00:25:56,421 --> 00:25:57,296
Can I see?
491
00:25:57,297 --> 00:25:58,798
I'm gonna go.
492
00:25:58,798 --> 00:26:00,132
Thank you, Dad.
493
00:26:00,133 --> 00:26:01,549
You've got like an hour.
494
00:26:01,550 --> 00:26:04,594
Jimmy, it's her birthday,
come on.
495
00:26:04,595 --> 00:26:06,095
I gotta go to work.
496
00:26:06,096 --> 00:26:07,430
Can you just stay
and have cake?
497
00:26:07,431 --> 00:26:08,346
I can't.
498
00:26:08,347 --> 00:26:10,181
Where you goin', Dadddy?
499
00:26:10,182 --> 00:26:13,352
Daddy's gotta go to work,
angel.
500
00:26:14,853 --> 00:26:17,854
Make sure the old lady
takes her pill, okay?
501
00:26:17,855 --> 00:26:19,356
I'll be back later.
502
00:26:19,357 --> 00:26:23,110
Alright.
503
00:27:03,268 --> 00:27:06,604
Man, you're gonna get
in trouble.
504
00:27:06,605 --> 00:27:10,524
Well, yeah,
505
00:27:10,525 --> 00:27:15,236
I love trouble.
506
00:27:15,237 --> 00:27:19,114
You can't be working in a
supermarket at my age
without having some kind of
507
00:27:19,115 --> 00:27:20,698
a dream, you know.
508
00:27:20,699 --> 00:27:22,450
I dream all the time.
509
00:27:22,451 --> 00:27:25,120
I just, I dream of buying a
supermarket, you know, just,
510
00:27:25,121 --> 00:27:29,331
just, buying it and owning
it and, and be able to do
whatever the hell I want in
511
00:27:29,332 --> 00:27:32,333
there, you know, run up and
down the aisles, take a leak
on the potato chip section,
512
00:27:32,334 --> 00:27:35,169
you know,
eat all the cereal,
whatever you know?
513
00:27:37,504 --> 00:27:40,214
Dreaming, a Man has got to
514
00:27:40,215 --> 00:27:42,425
have a dream.
515
00:27:42,426 --> 00:27:44,260
Are you doin' your
standup comedy again
tonight?
516
00:27:44,261 --> 00:27:45,886
Nah, goin' out to dinner.
517
00:27:45,887 --> 00:27:47,387
It's our anniversary.
518
00:27:47,388 --> 00:27:49,182
Fuckin'-A, man.
519
00:27:49,183 --> 00:27:50,307
Happy anniversary!
520
00:27:50,308 --> 00:27:50,891
Thanks.
521
00:27:50,892 --> 00:27:51,349
Where you takin' her?
522
00:27:51,350 --> 00:27:53,477
I guess she made
reservations at Big Bonanza.
523
00:27:53,478 --> 00:27:54,185
Oh.
524
00:27:54,186 --> 00:27:56,228
Wow Fancy, huh?
525
00:27:56,229 --> 00:27:56,895
Big Bonanza?
526
00:27:56,896 --> 00:27:57,395
Oh yea.
527
00:27:57,396 --> 00:27:57,980
The place is awesome!
528
00:27:57,980 --> 00:28:01,232
Sometimes I'll be doing
something and I just start
529
00:28:01,233 --> 00:28:05,445
driftin', you know, just,
just start driftin' off and
suddenly I'm somewhere
530
00:28:05,446 --> 00:28:09,238
entirely else, thinking of
somethin' that I wanna do or
531
00:28:09,239 --> 00:28:12,575
somethin' that I wanna be,
somethin' more.
532
00:28:12,576 --> 00:28:15,160
And I don't know if it's
533
00:28:15,161 --> 00:28:19,415
good or bad or what, because
then I start, I start to
534
00:28:19,416 --> 00:28:21,875
think... why am I thinkn'
535
00:28:21,876 --> 00:28:25,419
about it?
536
00:28:25,420 --> 00:28:27,922
Why am I not doin' it?
537
00:28:27,923 --> 00:28:30,341
Big Bonanza's
Family Style.
538
00:28:30,341 --> 00:28:31,925
Fuckin' awesome, man.
539
00:28:31,926 --> 00:28:33,342
Hey, I got a great idea.
540
00:28:33,343 --> 00:28:33,926
What?
541
00:28:33,927 --> 00:28:35,262
Why don't you come along
and bring Sally?
542
00:28:35,263 --> 00:28:37,846
Oh, no, man,
we busted up.
543
00:28:37,847 --> 00:28:38,681
You busted up?
544
00:28:38,682 --> 00:28:40,266
Yeah.
545
00:28:40,267 --> 00:28:42,518
Well, why didn't you
say somethin'?
546
00:28:42,519 --> 00:28:45,269
I dunno You know,
movin' on.
547
00:28:45,270 --> 00:28:46,520
Sorry man.
548
00:28:46,521 --> 00:28:49,606
Yeah, well... Anyway,
it's just for you two guys,
you know, it's your
549
00:28:49,606 --> 00:28:50,481
anniversary.
550
00:28:50,482 --> 00:28:50,941
You know?
551
00:28:50,942 --> 00:28:52,692
Fuckin'-A-, man.
552
00:28:52,693 --> 00:28:53,734
Happy anniversary.
553
00:28:54,779 --> 00:28:55,944
Party of two?
554
00:28:55,945 --> 00:28:58,405
Johnson?
555
00:28:59,324 --> 00:28:59,781
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.
556
00:28:59,782 --> 00:29:01,200
Will you just,
just cool it.
557
00:29:01,201 --> 00:29:02,241
They'll seat us soon.
558
00:29:02,242 --> 00:29:02,950
This is bullshit.
559
00:29:02,951 --> 00:29:03,535
You made a reservation.
560
00:29:03,536 --> 00:29:03,951
So?
561
00:29:03,952 --> 00:29:04,744
They're behind.
562
00:29:04,745 --> 00:29:08,247
Buh, bullshit
Don't get in a mood.
563
00:29:08,247 --> 00:29:09,622
I'm not getting'
in a mood.
564
00:29:09,623 --> 00:29:11,458
Smith, party of three?
565
00:29:11,459 --> 00:29:12,375
Smith?
566
00:29:12,376 --> 00:29:13,334
Did you see this?
567
00:29:13,335 --> 00:29:14,752
I mean, can you see what's
goin' on here?
568
00:29:14,753 --> 00:29:15,712
Jimmy, don't.
569
00:29:15,713 --> 00:29:16,670
This is bullshit.
570
00:29:16,671 --> 00:29:18,881
They don't like how we're
dressed or something, so
they're puttin' the screw
571
00:29:18,881 --> 00:29:19,715
on us.
572
00:29:19,716 --> 00:29:21,257
What is wrong with the
way I'm dressed?
573
00:29:21,258 --> 00:29:21,757
Not you, me.
574
00:29:21,758 --> 00:29:23,302
Oh, stop.
575
00:29:23,303 --> 00:29:25,927
Oh, it is bullshit, you
know, it's real bullshit.
576
00:29:25,928 --> 00:29:28,263
We were here twenty minutes
before that fuckin'
Smith party.
577
00:29:28,264 --> 00:29:28,973
I don't think so.
578
00:29:28,974 --> 00:29:31,390
We were, believe me,
we were.
579
00:29:31,391 --> 00:29:33,810
You wait until that hostess
gets back.
580
00:29:33,810 --> 00:29:34,476
What?
581
00:29:34,477 --> 00:29:34,977
Just don't start anything.
582
00:29:34,978 --> 00:29:35,896
I'm not gonna start
somethin'.
583
00:29:35,897 --> 00:29:37,646
I'm just gonna ask her.
584
00:29:37,646 --> 00:29:38,480
Ask her what?
585
00:29:38,481 --> 00:29:39,440
Come on it's our
anniversary.
586
00:29:39,441 --> 00:29:40,316
Don't worry.
587
00:29:40,317 --> 00:29:40,941
Jimmy...I...
588
00:29:40,942 --> 00:29:42,483
Buh, bup, bup, bup
Jimmy.
589
00:29:42,484 --> 00:29:44,611
Don't worry.
590
00:29:44,612 --> 00:29:45,444
Ah.
591
00:29:45,445 --> 00:29:46,988
Excuse me, Miss?
592
00:29:46,989 --> 00:29:49,740
Good evening and welcome
to Big Bonanza family style
593
00:29:49,740 --> 00:29:52,409
buffet and potato bar where
the fixins are free and
594
00:29:52,410 --> 00:29:54,036
the fun is on the house.
595
00:29:54,037 --> 00:29:55,745
Fine fine Let me ask you
a question.
596
00:29:55,746 --> 00:29:56,328
Hmmm?
597
00:29:56,329 --> 00:29:59,498
Does Big Bonanza ascribe
to a caste system?
598
00:29:59,499 --> 00:30:00,833
What?
599
00:30:00,834 --> 00:30:03,000
A caste system.
600
00:30:03,001 --> 00:30:05,670
We have the all you can
eat potato bar.
601
00:30:05,671 --> 00:30:06,796
Jimmy, she doesn't know
what...
602
00:30:06,796 --> 00:30:08,296
A caste system.
603
00:30:08,297 --> 00:30:09,756
I'm not sure what
you mean.
604
00:30:09,757 --> 00:30:10,925
Let me explain it to you.
605
00:30:10,926 --> 00:30:14,636
Do you , as a rule, seat
people according to
standing, or perceived
606
00:30:14,637 --> 00:30:15,511
standing?
607
00:30:15,512 --> 00:30:18,264
In other words do you rank
people according to station
608
00:30:18,265 --> 00:30:19,639
or perceived station?
609
00:30:19,640 --> 00:30:20,599
We're very busy.
610
00:30:20,600 --> 00:30:21,891
If you'll just have a seat.
611
00:30:21,892 --> 00:30:22,684
Fine.
612
00:30:22,685 --> 00:30:24,645
Was that okay, darling?
613
00:30:24,646 --> 00:30:25,062
You're busy?
614
00:30:25,062 --> 00:30:25,602
I see.
615
00:30:25,603 --> 00:30:26,102
Well, let me ask you.
616
00:30:26,103 --> 00:30:26,686
How busy are you?
617
00:30:26,687 --> 00:30:27,772
Do I have your name?
618
00:30:27,772 --> 00:30:28,356
Why?
619
00:30:28,357 --> 00:30:28,897
Why do you want my name?
620
00:30:28,898 --> 00:30:29,397
It's under O'Brien.
621
00:30:29,398 --> 00:30:31,024
O'Brien, O-B-R...
622
00:30:31,025 --> 00:30:31,691
Excuse me...
623
00:30:31,692 --> 00:30:32,776
I-E...
624
00:30:32,777 --> 00:30:34,860
Don't do that!
625
00:30:34,861 --> 00:30:37,905
I'm dealing with it.
626
00:30:37,905 --> 00:30:38,614
Now...
627
00:30:38,615 --> 00:30:39,740
If you'd like,
I can sit you at the bar.
628
00:30:39,741 --> 00:30:40,657
Oh, the bar, huh?
629
00:30:40,658 --> 00:30:41,532
Is that what?
630
00:30:41,533 --> 00:30:43,952
What is that, like the,
the Big Bonanza's ghetto?
631
00:30:43,952 --> 00:30:44,618
Okay.
632
00:30:44,619 --> 00:30:45,620
Let me ask you a question.
633
00:30:45,621 --> 00:30:46,496
Do I smell?
634
00:30:46,497 --> 00:30:47,038
Do you smell?
635
00:30:47,039 --> 00:30:48,998
Honey, do me a favor,
go check the sign out front,
I think we might be in the
636
00:30:48,999 --> 00:30:51,540
wrong joint, I thought this
was Big Bonanza's Family
Style.
637
00:30:51,541 --> 00:30:53,794
For chrissake's, I think I
wandered into the Copa.
638
00:30:53,795 --> 00:30:55,670
Would you like to speak
to the manager, sir?
639
00:30:55,671 --> 00:30:56,379
Yes, I would.
640
00:30:56,380 --> 00:30:56,962
No, thank you.
641
00:30:56,963 --> 00:30:58,838
Oh my God,
I'm gonna get Tony.
642
00:30:58,839 --> 00:31:00,716
Yeah, get Tony.
643
00:31:00,717 --> 00:31:02,676
Tony, would you come up
to the front, please?
644
00:31:02,677 --> 00:31:04,635
Yeah, and don't forget the
hoses and the mace, Tony.
645
00:31:04,636 --> 00:31:05,679
My God.
646
00:31:05,680 --> 00:31:06,470
What are you doing?
647
00:31:06,471 --> 00:31:07,304
It's our friggin'
anniversary.
648
00:31:07,304 --> 00:31:08,639
Hey, tell her,
don't tell me.
649
00:31:08,640 --> 00:31:09,223
Debbie?
650
00:31:09,224 --> 00:31:11,475
Tony, this gentleman
would like to know about
651
00:31:11,476 --> 00:31:13,392
our caste system.
652
00:31:13,393 --> 00:31:15,102
Sir, What seems to be
the problem?
653
00:31:15,103 --> 00:31:17,729
Oh, no problem there, big
fella, just a couple of
scumbags tryin' to get some
654
00:31:17,730 --> 00:31:19,064
grub.
655
00:31:19,065 --> 00:31:20,898
Be right with you, honey.
656
00:31:20,899 --> 00:31:22,818
My name's James O'Brien.
657
00:31:22,819 --> 00:31:24,570
I'm a performer.
658
00:31:24,571 --> 00:31:25,820
I'm a standup comedian.
659
00:31:25,820 --> 00:31:29,991
People know me and I've been
embarrassed, humiliated,
and discriminated against
660
00:31:29,992 --> 00:31:30,741
here tonight.
661
00:31:30,742 --> 00:31:32,908
Let me finish, Tony...
662
00:31:32,909 --> 00:31:34,035
The next time I come in
663
00:31:34,036 --> 00:31:39,789
here... seat me.
664
00:31:45,086 --> 00:31:47,422
It's only money.
665
00:31:47,423 --> 00:31:49,590
Fuck it.
666
00:31:49,591 --> 00:31:52,425
Can't buy you happiness.
667
00:31:52,426 --> 00:31:53,844
Right?
668
00:31:53,845 --> 00:31:55,678
There's only one thing money
669
00:31:55,679 --> 00:32:00,016
can't buy... Class.
670
00:32:07,772 --> 00:32:11,400
Happy Anniversary.
671
00:32:29,832 --> 00:32:31,790
Someday, you're gonna get
caught ripping off
all that beer.
672
00:32:31,791 --> 00:32:32,876
Oh, no.
673
00:32:32,876 --> 00:32:34,126
They'll never take me alive.
674
00:32:34,127 --> 00:32:37,047
Thanks.
675
00:32:37,048 --> 00:32:38,713
I'm quitting that place
soon anyhow.
676
00:32:38,714 --> 00:32:40,382
What?
677
00:32:40,383 --> 00:32:42,550
Yep.
678
00:32:42,551 --> 00:32:44,635
And, then what are you
gonna do?
679
00:32:44,636 --> 00:32:45,220
Well...
680
00:32:45,221 --> 00:32:47,387
Remember that guy Bobby,
from the Laugh Inn?
681
00:32:47,388 --> 00:32:48,389
Yeah?
682
00:32:48,390 --> 00:32:49,057
I told you about him.
683
00:32:49,057 --> 00:32:51,725
Well, he was tellin' me
about this public access
show that he does like
684
00:32:51,726 --> 00:32:52,392
once a week.
685
00:32:52,393 --> 00:32:54,518
Ad he was sayin' how easy it
is to set one of those up...
686
00:32:54,519 --> 00:32:56,646
Yeah, but what does
that pay?
687
00:32:56,647 --> 00:32:59,523
Well, it doesn't pay I
mean, not like a job.
688
00:32:59,524 --> 00:33:03,817
Oh, well, that's what I'm
asking, I mean you, you had
the Community College thing
689
00:33:03,818 --> 00:33:07,655
and that didn't work,
and then the sausage cooker
doggie maker
690
00:33:07,656 --> 00:33:08,781
invention thing.
691
00:33:08,782 --> 00:33:09,657
Toaster Man.
692
00:33:09,658 --> 00:33:10,783
What?
693
00:33:10,784 --> 00:33:12,825
Toaster Man it was called.
694
00:33:12,826 --> 00:33:15,619
Whatever Jimmy, and then,
the whole thing selling
those coins...
695
00:33:15,620 --> 00:33:16,829
Buffalo heads.
696
00:33:16,830 --> 00:33:18,665
And I'm gonna recoup on
that, I told you.
697
00:33:18,666 --> 00:33:21,958
I mean I'm asking you
what you plan to do to
support your daughter and
698
00:33:21,959 --> 00:33:22,917
your grandmother.
699
00:33:22,918 --> 00:33:25,418
I know
Look, I'm not gonna
700
00:33:25,419 --> 00:33:28,505
quit my job.
701
00:33:28,506 --> 00:33:30,966
I just don't get what
you're doing with this
comedy stuff.
702
00:33:30,967 --> 00:33:32,717
Nothin'.
703
00:33:32,718 --> 00:33:34,469
Nothin'?
704
00:33:34,470 --> 00:33:37,596
I mean is it, is it,
is it too... what?
705
00:33:37,596 --> 00:33:42,183
Nothin'...I mean...,
it takes time, you know?
706
00:33:42,184 --> 00:33:45,644
It takes a lot of work I'm
tryin' different stuff out
all the time and...
707
00:33:45,645 --> 00:33:49,981
You know, you ought to come
down once in a while and see
what it's all about.
708
00:33:49,982 --> 00:33:51,024
Hm.
709
00:33:51,025 --> 00:33:53,067
Well, that's a little
difficult to do with
a child.
710
00:33:53,068 --> 00:33:55,611
Okay.
711
00:33:55,612 --> 00:33:57,028
I thought we were gonna be
nice to each other tonight.
712
00:33:57,029 --> 00:33:58,698
Hey.
713
00:34:01,993 --> 00:34:03,075
Drink your beer.
714
00:34:03,076 --> 00:34:05,453
It's our anniversary, kid.
715
00:34:17,964 --> 00:34:18,839
We came up here on
prom night.
716
00:34:21,843 --> 00:34:24,969
I remember.
717
00:34:24,970 --> 00:34:30,515
Me too.
718
00:34:40,900 --> 00:34:42,692
Thanks, Marcy
Good night.
719
00:34:43,276 --> 00:34:44,192
Sorry.
720
00:35:02,668 --> 00:35:06,545
Okay, time for bed,
come on.
721
00:35:06,546 --> 00:35:07,587
Let's go, come on.
722
00:35:07,589 --> 00:35:13,675
No... No... No...
723
00:35:13,676 --> 00:35:14,218
Okay.
724
00:35:19,599 --> 00:35:22,058
Looks like she got tanked.
725
00:35:22,060 --> 00:35:25,018
She looks that way.
726
00:35:25,019 --> 00:35:27,103
You know with this new
medication she's not
supposed to be drinking
727
00:35:27,104 --> 00:35:27,896
at all.
728
00:35:30,776 --> 00:35:32,233
Not good.
729
00:35:32,235 --> 00:35:34,610
Not good?
730
00:35:34,612 --> 00:35:37,237
She threw a can of beer at
the babysitter.
731
00:35:37,238 --> 00:35:40,281
In front of Wendy.
732
00:35:40,283 --> 00:35:42,909
Wendy was asleep in bed.
733
00:35:42,910 --> 00:35:46,203
She heard it
It scared her.
734
00:35:46,204 --> 00:35:49,997
She doesn't like that we
735
00:35:49,998 --> 00:35:52,917
hired a babysitter.
736
00:35:52,919 --> 00:35:56,086
Oh, so we should...
737
00:35:56,088 --> 00:36:01,757
leave her alone to get drunk
with our five year old?
738
00:36:01,759 --> 00:36:02,883
Give her a break.
739
00:36:02,884 --> 00:36:03,676
Give her a break?
740
00:36:03,678 --> 00:36:06,220
Yeah!
741
00:36:06,221 --> 00:36:10,265
She sits in a friggin' chair
all day,, in a diaper,
her heart's tickin' out.
742
00:36:10,267 --> 00:36:14,226
Give her a break.
743
00:36:14,228 --> 00:36:15,853
Let her have a couple
of beers...
744
00:36:19,274 --> 00:36:24,068
Give her a break.
745
00:37:00,266 --> 00:37:03,142
My wife tells me I'm not
romantic but, you know,
746
00:37:03,144 --> 00:37:06,061
somethin' about havin' a kid
just kills the romance a
747
00:37:06,062 --> 00:37:08,855
little bit you know and...
748
00:37:08,857 --> 00:37:11,859
I don't mind the kid in
the bed with us sometimes,
you know, but she wants the
749
00:37:11,860 --> 00:37:15,277
kid in the bed with us all
the time and hey, listen,
that'll kill the romance
750
00:37:15,278 --> 00:37:18,238
right there, you know.
751
00:37:18,240 --> 00:37:20,740
And I remember we're
like..., the way it
752
00:37:20,741 --> 00:37:22,742
used to be, like...
753
00:37:22,744 --> 00:37:26,369
we would make love all the
time, she and I and like
sometimes I'd come up from
754
00:37:26,370 --> 00:37:29,372
work and she'd be waiting
there and, and I walked
through that door, she
755
00:37:29,374 --> 00:37:33,250
grabbed me and she started
kissing me and we'd run into
the room, she'd
756
00:37:33,251 --> 00:37:36,712
rip my clothes off like I
was Elvis and we'd just make
love and we didn't think
757
00:37:36,713 --> 00:37:38,963
about it, we didn't talk
about it, we just did it.
758
00:37:38,964 --> 00:37:42,133
And then we would just lie
there on our backs, out of
breath, lookin' at the
759
00:37:42,134 --> 00:37:45,302
ceiling and thinkin' to
ourselves 'God, I love you.
760
00:37:45,304 --> 00:37:46,220
God, I love you.'
761
00:37:46,222 --> 00:37:49,722
And...
762
00:37:49,723 --> 00:37:50,640
God, I miss it.
763
00:37:55,102 --> 00:37:57,896
Thanks a lot.
764
00:37:57,898 --> 00:38:00,190
I'm Jimmy O'Brien, young,
765
00:38:00,191 --> 00:38:04,026
fresh, angry.
766
00:38:04,027 --> 00:38:09,364
And I'll be back here on...
767
00:38:09,365 --> 00:38:09,907
I'll be back here on
768
00:38:09,908 --> 00:38:15,953
Tuesday night Thank you.
769
00:38:32,051 --> 00:38:33,175
Hey.
770
00:38:33,176 --> 00:38:34,845
Mr. Slocum was
just here.
771
00:38:34,846 --> 00:38:35,427
Yeah?
772
00:38:35,428 --> 00:38:37,220
Yeah, he asked if you
punched in yet.
773
00:38:37,222 --> 00:38:38,388
What time was that?
774
00:38:38,389 --> 00:38:42,267
Uh... nine o'clock.
775
00:38:42,269 --> 00:38:43,851
What time is it now?
776
00:38:43,852 --> 00:38:44,476
Nine forty.
777
00:38:44,477 --> 00:38:45,936
You're forty minutes late.
778
00:38:45,937 --> 00:38:46,436
What did you tell him?
779
00:38:46,437 --> 00:38:48,896
I said that, you know,
that I hadn't see you.
780
00:38:48,898 --> 00:38:49,438
Thanks a lot.
781
00:38:49,439 --> 00:38:49,939
You suck, you know that?
782
00:38:49,941 --> 00:38:51,566
Jimmy, what was I
supposed to say?
783
00:38:51,568 --> 00:38:53,109
Tell him I'm on the shifter,
tell him I'm up front.
784
00:38:53,110 --> 00:38:54,818
Man, he says is
O'Brien in?
785
00:38:54,819 --> 00:38:56,444
And I say, you know,
I hadn't seen you.
786
00:38:56,446 --> 00:38:57,237
Yeah, you suck.
787
00:38:57,239 --> 00:38:58,154
You know that?
788
00:38:58,156 --> 00:38:59,948
Sorry.
789
00:38:59,949 --> 00:39:02,449
'Cause if it were me,
I would have said that you
were up front bagging
790
00:39:02,450 --> 00:39:03,033
or somethin'.
791
00:39:03,035 --> 00:39:03,659
Yeah, well, he checks.
792
00:39:03,660 --> 00:39:04,744
What d'ya mean he checks?
793
00:39:04,745 --> 00:39:06,036
He checks on you.
794
00:39:06,037 --> 00:39:06,662
What...
795
00:39:06,664 --> 00:39:07,370
You...
796
00:39:07,371 --> 00:39:08,288
He comes out here and checks
up on me?
797
00:39:08,290 --> 00:39:11,291
Yes, sometimes, yeah
I can't fuckin' believe
this guy!
798
00:39:11,293 --> 00:39:12,417
Well, that's what I've
been trying to tell you...
799
00:39:12,418 --> 00:39:12,958
What is this now?
800
00:39:12,959 --> 00:39:14,668
Fucking Gestapo tactics?
801
00:39:14,669 --> 00:39:17,713
Look, I tried to tell you
It's all the B-E-E-R
802
00:39:17,714 --> 00:39:19,630
you been takin'
What're you talking about?
803
00:39:19,632 --> 00:39:20,674
Did you say somethin'?
804
00:39:20,675 --> 00:39:23,759
Look, man, they took
inventory this month,
alright?
805
00:39:23,760 --> 00:39:24,801
And the beer guy...
806
00:39:24,803 --> 00:39:25,385
Yeah?
807
00:39:25,386 --> 00:39:28,930
...said that there seems
to be some cases of Pabst
Blue Ribbon in question.
808
00:39:28,932 --> 00:39:29,723
What're you talking about?
809
00:39:29,725 --> 00:39:31,348
I'm tryin' to
tell you...
810
00:39:31,349 --> 00:39:32,183
Why you tellin' me that?
811
00:39:32,184 --> 00:39:33,643
...Jimmy, I'm, hey,
alright, man.
812
00:39:33,644 --> 00:39:34,059
Fuck, forget about it.
813
00:39:34,061 --> 00:39:34,560
Forget what?
814
00:39:34,561 --> 00:39:35,936
You know, Jimmy?
815
00:39:35,938 --> 00:39:39,063
I, it's just, the thing is I
can't get fired, you know?
816
00:39:39,064 --> 00:39:40,815
Did you tell Slocum that I
was taking beer?
817
00:39:40,817 --> 00:39:41,441
No.
818
00:39:41,442 --> 00:39:44,151
He, he, he asked and I, oh,
819
00:39:44,153 --> 00:39:49,363
fuck, Jimmy, I mean, he
asked about, if did I know
anything about the cases of
820
00:39:49,364 --> 00:39:50,323
Pabst Blue Ribbon...
821
00:39:50,324 --> 00:39:50,907
Yea?
822
00:39:50,908 --> 00:39:53,242
...that are unaccounted
for and then the, the beer
823
00:39:53,243 --> 00:39:55,285
guy says that, like, there's
824
00:39:55,287 --> 00:39:57,496
some huge amount of
cases missin'.
825
00:39:57,497 --> 00:39:58,121
Okay?
826
00:39:58,122 --> 00:39:58,831
And what did you say then,
Ray?
827
00:39:58,832 --> 00:40:00,040
And I said,
'Hey, man, I don't drink'.
828
00:40:00,041 --> 00:40:03,375
Oh, no But did you happen
to mention that you smoke
like nine pounds of reefer
829
00:40:03,377 --> 00:40:05,002
every day?
830
00:40:05,003 --> 00:40:07,128
No, that didn't come up,
man.
831
00:40:07,129 --> 00:40:08,046
What did he say then, Ray?
832
00:40:08,048 --> 00:40:10,048
O'Brien?
833
00:40:10,050 --> 00:40:12,342
Yeah?
834
00:40:12,343 --> 00:40:14,426
Come in to my office.
835
00:40:14,427 --> 00:40:16,970
Right, right now?
836
00:40:16,971 --> 00:40:18,223
Yes, now.
837
00:40:18,224 --> 00:40:19,514
Oh 'cause I was...
838
00:40:19,515 --> 00:40:23,267
Now!
839
00:40:23,269 --> 00:40:25,143
Okay
840
00:40:56,462 --> 00:40:58,421
You get out!
841
00:40:58,422 --> 00:40:59,464
Fine.
842
00:40:59,466 --> 00:41:05,177
Fine, Okay.
843
00:41:05,178 --> 00:41:06,136
Everything cool?
844
00:41:06,137 --> 00:41:06,761
Huh?
845
00:41:06,762 --> 00:41:09,013
Yeah, no, everything's cool,
everything's cool.
846
00:41:09,014 --> 00:41:12,392
Leave the shirt.
847
00:41:12,393 --> 00:41:12,975
Come on, can't keep it?
848
00:41:12,977 --> 00:41:15,894
It's got my name on it and
everything.
849
00:41:15,895 --> 00:41:21,065
Leave it and get out.
850
00:41:21,067 --> 00:41:22,024
Fuck, man.
851
00:41:22,025 --> 00:41:22,400
I...
852
00:41:22,402 --> 00:41:23,025
No, no.
853
00:41:23,027 --> 00:41:27,237
Hey, hey, hey, hey, listen,
you know Uh... it's my fault.
854
00:41:27,238 --> 00:41:31,323
Truly.
855
00:41:31,324 --> 00:41:35,244
I never meant to get you
856
00:41:35,246 --> 00:41:39,080
into trouble.
857
00:41:39,082 --> 00:41:44,126
I shouldn't have taken
the beer.
858
00:42:39,090 --> 00:42:41,299
What is the meaning
of it all?
859
00:42:41,300 --> 00:42:45,053
What are we all
fighting for, huh?
860
00:42:45,054 --> 00:42:47,554
Money
861
00:42:47,556 --> 00:42:50,139
Power?
862
00:42:50,140 --> 00:42:50,723
Fame?
863
00:42:50,724 --> 00:42:56,144
Um, speaking of which that
reminds me, I got a new job,
for all of you out there
864
00:42:56,145 --> 00:42:59,314
keeping score, for all you
trivia buffs.
865
00:42:59,315 --> 00:43:02,483
Let's see, let me give you
a brief chronology of my
recent employment hijinks,
866
00:43:02,484 --> 00:43:04,068
as it were.
867
00:43:04,070 --> 00:43:07,570
Since the good people at,
uh, Top Supermarket no
longer found my services a
868
00:43:07,572 --> 00:43:11,449
necessity, uh, it seems I
was stealing too many cases
of Pabst Blue Ribbon on
869
00:43:11,451 --> 00:43:14,910
company time, uh, it was
cool, I, I thought that I
870
00:43:14,912 --> 00:43:18,372
had, uh, outgrown the
company, you know, I thought
it was time to move on.
871
00:43:18,374 --> 00:43:19,288
Then, of course...
872
00:43:19,289 --> 00:43:22,542
I caught a gig with the
Casanova Ceiling Fan people.
873
00:43:22,543 --> 00:43:25,127
That just did not work out.
874
00:43:25,129 --> 00:43:28,046
Uh, I think it had something
to do with well, evidently
875
00:43:28,047 --> 00:43:32,675
the chair behind the counter
was not a sleepy chair but a
work chair.
876
00:43:32,677 --> 00:43:36,470
Uh, I like to think of it
as... creative differences.
877
00:43:36,472 --> 00:43:38,138
Anyway, let's see...
878
00:43:38,140 --> 00:43:41,224
Oh, yeah now, um, I'm
sellin', I'm in the business
879
00:43:41,225 --> 00:43:43,601
of sellin' fireplaces at the
880
00:43:43,602 --> 00:43:46,395
Fire Glow Fireplace store.
881
00:43:46,396 --> 00:43:49,188
Does it come with
the screen?
882
00:43:49,190 --> 00:43:51,607
Actually no, but I can
throw in a screen at twenty
883
00:43:51,609 --> 00:43:55,235
percent off, and one of
these great lookin'
fiberglass logs.
884
00:43:55,236 --> 00:43:59,197
No charge
But, the coupon says we
get one of those free with
885
00:43:59,198 --> 00:44:00,115
any purchase.
886
00:44:00,117 --> 00:44:02,950
Yeah
I'll give you two.
887
00:44:02,951 --> 00:44:06,412
But, it says one lasts
a life time.
888
00:44:06,413 --> 00:44:07,537
Sell it!
889
00:44:07,539 --> 00:44:08,997
Uhhh...
890
00:44:08,999 --> 00:44:10,248
We, we need to think
about it.
891
00:44:10,249 --> 00:44:11,291
I'll tell you what
I'm gonna do.
892
00:44:11,292 --> 00:44:14,543
I'm gonna get on the phone
with the warhouse, see if I
can't make this happen.
893
00:44:14,545 --> 00:44:16,295
No, I would...
894
00:44:27,139 --> 00:44:28,181
He's weird.
895
00:44:28,182 --> 00:44:29,723
Real hyper.
896
00:44:29,724 --> 00:44:31,140
What's he doin'
in there?
897
00:44:31,141 --> 00:44:32,016
I have the warehouse
on the phone.
898
00:44:32,018 --> 00:44:32,933
I'm gonna get that
fireplace for ya.
899
00:44:32,935 --> 00:44:34,560
Guarantee.
900
00:44:34,562 --> 00:44:35,144
Hey.
901
00:44:35,145 --> 00:44:36,061
Yeah.
902
00:44:37,314 --> 00:44:39,731
What's the
address?
903
00:44:39,733 --> 00:44:40,231
Okay.
904
00:44:40,233 --> 00:44:42,025
Which pharmacy is that?
905
00:44:42,026 --> 00:44:42,733
Ah.
906
00:44:42,734 --> 00:44:43,734
Okay.
907
00:44:43,735 --> 00:44:44,193
Yeah.
908
00:44:44,194 --> 00:44:45,194
I'll pick it up
on the way home.
909
00:44:45,196 --> 00:44:48,155
Let me talk to Annie.
910
00:44:48,156 --> 00:44:50,615
Where is she?
911
00:44:50,617 --> 00:44:52,241
When did she leave?
912
00:44:52,242 --> 00:44:53,534
Let's go before
he gets back.
913
00:44:53,535 --> 00:44:54,160
Alright.
914
00:44:54,162 --> 00:44:56,620
Uh, well, I gotta go sell
a fireplace.
915
00:44:56,621 --> 00:44:58,663
Yeah, I'll see you
when I get home.
916
00:44:58,665 --> 00:45:02,333
Bye.
917
00:45:05,004 --> 00:45:07,712
Okay good news,
bad news, folks.
918
00:45:07,713 --> 00:45:11,090
The good news is, I do have
one of these babies left in
stock The bad news is, I got
919
00:45:11,092 --> 00:45:14,009
a fella comin' in from
Weehawken, gonna pick up in
oops, gonna pick it up
920
00:45:14,011 --> 00:45:15,594
right about now
Well, we don't think...
921
00:45:15,595 --> 00:45:18,305
The other good news is, I
don't like the fella from
Weehawken, but I do like
922
00:45:18,307 --> 00:45:20,598
you, so it's yours right now
cash only.
923
00:45:20,599 --> 00:45:21,682
Oh, I don't think we...
924
00:45:21,684 --> 00:45:22,768
Cash or charge.
925
00:45:22,769 --> 00:45:23,434
We gotta think about it.
926
00:45:23,436 --> 00:45:24,101
Yeah, yeah.
927
00:45:24,103 --> 00:45:25,060
Tell you what, ten percent
off right now!
928
00:45:25,062 --> 00:45:27,437
Uh, uh, thank you
for your time
Okay how about this?
929
00:45:27,439 --> 00:45:28,230
Fifteen.
930
00:45:28,232 --> 00:45:29,689
Fifteen percent off,
people.
931
00:45:29,690 --> 00:45:32,191
You're not gonna do any
better than this.
932
00:45:32,193 --> 00:45:33,275
Let's get the hell
outta here.
933
00:45:33,276 --> 00:45:36,070
Bye-Bye
Let's work a layaway deal!
934
00:45:54,170 --> 00:45:59,756
Hello.
935
00:45:59,758 --> 00:46:05,469
Hey.
936
00:46:05,471 --> 00:46:06,803
Where were you?
937
00:46:06,805 --> 00:46:09,347
When?
938
00:46:09,348 --> 00:46:11,307
I called earlier,
when I was at work
You weren't here.
939
00:46:11,308 --> 00:46:12,225
Where were you?
940
00:46:12,227 --> 00:46:15,227
Oh, I was out
I understand that.
941
00:46:15,228 --> 00:46:16,478
Where?
942
00:46:16,480 --> 00:46:18,730
Out with Tammy a while.
943
00:46:18,732 --> 00:46:20,189
Must be nice.
944
00:46:20,190 --> 00:46:22,316
While I'm sellin'
fireplaces, you're out to
lunch with Tammy.
945
00:46:22,317 --> 00:46:23,276
Where's the kid?
946
00:46:23,277 --> 00:46:27,612
Took her to my mom's
What for?
947
00:46:27,613 --> 00:46:28,280
For supper.
948
00:46:28,282 --> 00:46:30,406
Did you pick up
my pills?
949
00:46:30,408 --> 00:46:32,741
Yep, I got'em.
950
00:46:32,743 --> 00:46:35,244
They're all in here.
951
00:46:35,245 --> 00:46:37,620
Uh, King's was closed so I
had to go the other place.
952
00:46:37,622 --> 00:46:40,665
Oh, I also got the
Flintstone chewables, I got
953
00:46:40,666 --> 00:46:44,209
the Vitamin C and I got
myself some aspirin on
account of my head's
954
00:46:44,210 --> 00:46:45,419
about to explode.
955
00:46:45,420 --> 00:46:46,254
Jimmy?
956
00:46:46,255 --> 00:46:47,254
We've got more termites.
957
00:46:47,255 --> 00:46:48,546
Great.
958
00:46:48,548 --> 00:46:49,630
That's just great.
959
00:46:49,631 --> 00:46:53,176
Now they're toyin' with me,
I mean, now they're just
fuckin' with me.
960
00:46:53,178 --> 00:46:54,093
What am I supposed to do?
961
00:46:54,095 --> 00:46:54,761
Jimmy?
962
00:46:54,762 --> 00:46:57,345
I just paid a guy eighty
seven bucks to get rid of
the goddamn things.
963
00:46:57,346 --> 00:46:57,804
I'm leaving.
964
00:46:57,806 --> 00:46:58,513
What do they do?
965
00:46:58,514 --> 00:47:00,681
They go across the street
and eat at their house
for a couple of days.
966
00:47:00,682 --> 00:47:01,515
Listen.
967
00:47:01,517 --> 00:47:03,350
They, they're laughin' at
me, it's what they're doin'.
968
00:47:03,352 --> 00:47:06,728
Dancing around, you know,
getting' on the phone
callin' their little termite
969
00:47:06,730 --> 00:47:09,314
friends in Madrid.
970
00:47:09,315 --> 00:47:10,482
I'm leaving, Jim.
971
00:47:15,529 --> 00:47:17,821
Where you goin'?
972
00:47:17,823 --> 00:47:21,365
I want a divorce.
973
00:47:21,367 --> 00:47:23,117
What?
974
00:47:23,119 --> 00:47:25,702
I talked to a lawyer, my
brother-in-law.
975
00:47:25,703 --> 00:47:26,578
Um...
976
00:47:26,580 --> 00:47:27,704
Hold on a second.
977
00:47:27,705 --> 00:47:30,331
And I left my charge
cards on the dresser, I
just, and I took half of
978
00:47:30,332 --> 00:47:31,707
what's in the checking
account, okay?
979
00:47:31,709 --> 00:47:32,708
Just hold on a second.
980
00:47:32,709 --> 00:47:34,210
you can, you can keep the
savings account.
981
00:47:34,211 --> 00:47:34,794
Relax, what're you doin'?
982
00:47:34,796 --> 00:47:35,961
I'm putting stuff that my
mom gave us in storage.
983
00:47:35,963 --> 00:47:38,546
Just come on over here
and sit down
I know you despised it
984
00:47:38,547 --> 00:47:39,339
all anyhow.
985
00:47:39,341 --> 00:47:40,673
Hold on!
986
00:47:40,674 --> 00:47:42,674
I'm goin', I'm goin',
I worked it all out.
987
00:47:42,675 --> 00:47:43,842
Worked what out?
988
00:47:43,843 --> 00:47:44,802
Worked what all out?
989
00:47:44,803 --> 00:47:46,345
What the hell are you
talking about?
990
00:47:46,347 --> 00:47:47,721
It's all settled,
I worked it out.
991
00:47:47,722 --> 00:47:49,389
Just hold on a second.
992
00:47:49,391 --> 00:47:51,265
Tammy's cumin' by with
her father's truck.
993
00:47:51,266 --> 00:47:52,225
Just, will you just relax?
994
00:47:52,226 --> 00:47:53,726
Come on over and sit down
a second.
995
00:47:53,728 --> 00:47:55,310
Either, either tomorrow
or the next day.
996
00:47:55,312 --> 00:47:55,811
What are you doin'?
997
00:47:55,812 --> 00:47:56,686
What happened?
998
00:47:56,687 --> 00:47:58,188
If she can't come
tomorrow she'll come
the next day.
999
00:47:58,189 --> 00:47:58,647
What's goin' on?
1000
00:47:58,649 --> 00:48:00,564
What's happed?
1001
00:48:00,565 --> 00:48:03,192
Now's the best time,
you know, while Wendy's
not in school.
1002
00:48:03,193 --> 00:48:04,235
Listen, alright.
1003
00:48:04,237 --> 00:48:05,277
Alright.
1004
00:48:05,279 --> 00:48:05,861
No, Jim.
1005
00:48:05,862 --> 00:48:06,403
I'm leavin'.
1006
00:48:06,404 --> 00:48:08,404
Will you just hold on a
second, please?
1007
00:48:08,406 --> 00:48:09,740
I just walked in the door.
1008
00:48:09,741 --> 00:48:11,741
Can't a guy come home from
work a little cranky?
1009
00:48:11,743 --> 00:48:13,784
It's a constant thing,
Listen.
1010
00:48:13,786 --> 00:48:15,410
Honey, you're just upset,
okay?
1011
00:48:15,411 --> 00:48:17,371
Listen, tell you what we
will do, we'll change
our clothes...
1012
00:48:17,373 --> 00:48:17,996
No, it's every day.
1013
00:48:17,998 --> 00:48:21,249
I'll take you down to the
Corner House and get a nice
piece of fish.
1014
00:48:21,250 --> 00:48:22,250
It's not a marriage.
1015
00:48:22,252 --> 00:48:23,668
What the hell are you
talkin' about?
1016
00:48:23,669 --> 00:48:25,585
It's not a marriage
it's a fight.
1017
00:48:25,586 --> 00:48:28,255
People fight.
1018
00:48:28,256 --> 00:48:30,339
Well, it's a battle,
it's a constant thing.
1019
00:48:30,341 --> 00:48:33,384
People fight when they're
married, sometimes.
1020
00:48:33,386 --> 00:48:36,678
It's a normal thing.
1021
00:48:36,680 --> 00:48:39,264
Somewhere along the way
we got off track.
1022
00:48:39,265 --> 00:48:40,723
l tried to get us back on.
1023
00:48:40,724 --> 00:48:41,224
What is this?
1024
00:48:41,225 --> 00:48:42,391
What, what is this?
1025
00:48:42,393 --> 00:48:43,434
What, what, what am I
listenin' to?
1026
00:48:43,435 --> 00:48:45,561
I tried, I tried, I just,
I can't.
1027
00:48:45,563 --> 00:48:46,687
I know what it is.
1028
00:48:46,688 --> 00:48:49,188
It's that, that Tammy and
your freakin' jerk
brother-in-law.
1029
00:48:49,189 --> 00:48:51,899
God knows what kinda' lame
brained ideas they been
drillin' into your head.
1030
00:48:51,901 --> 00:48:53,234
Okay, I gotta get to
my Mom's.
1031
00:48:53,236 --> 00:48:54,943
Listen, listen, honey,
just listen to me.
1032
00:48:54,945 --> 00:48:57,821
Listen, we're both just a
little upset.
1033
00:48:57,822 --> 00:49:00,281
Let's just relax.
1034
00:49:00,283 --> 00:49:01,365
It's time to go, alright?
1035
00:49:01,366 --> 00:49:04,618
Listen, we, but can we
just please just sit down
over here and will just you
1036
00:49:04,620 --> 00:49:05,911
listen to me a second?
1037
00:49:05,912 --> 00:49:08,455
I gotta get out of this
house.
1038
00:49:08,456 --> 00:49:10,290
I don't want to be in this
house.
1039
00:49:10,291 --> 00:49:12,459
I'm sorry, I don't want my
daughter in this house.
1040
00:49:12,460 --> 00:49:13,250
What is this?
1041
00:49:13,252 --> 00:49:14,293
What is goin' on?
1042
00:49:14,294 --> 00:49:16,879
It's that Tammy fuckin'
Roscoe talkin'.
1043
00:49:16,881 --> 00:49:17,921
I can hear it.
1044
00:49:17,922 --> 00:49:20,423
I can't stand it here
anymore Jim...
1045
00:49:20,425 --> 00:49:21,924
I mean I'm...
1046
00:49:21,925 --> 00:49:24,760
Please, let's, let's
please, just, just, let's
just sit down and talk this
1047
00:49:24,761 --> 00:49:26,178
out.
1048
00:49:26,179 --> 00:49:28,263
Jimmy, I'm dying.
1049
00:49:28,265 --> 00:49:30,473
I feel like I'm dying.
1050
00:49:30,474 --> 00:49:33,476
I don't get it, I don't,
what, what, what, what do
you want me to do?
1051
00:49:33,477 --> 00:49:36,978
What am I supposed to do?
1052
00:49:36,980 --> 00:49:39,814
We never should have
1053
00:49:39,815 --> 00:49:42,233
gotten married,
1054
00:49:51,576 --> 00:49:54,785
I said that years ago.
1055
00:49:54,787 --> 00:50:03,959
Why didn't you listen to me?
1056
00:50:14,345 --> 00:50:15,844
What are you gonna do?
1057
00:50:15,845 --> 00:50:19,972
I'm gonna move back in
with my Mom for a while.
1058
00:50:19,973 --> 00:50:23,768
What about the kid?
1059
00:50:23,770 --> 00:50:26,478
What about her?
1060
00:50:26,479 --> 00:50:29,022
How am I gonna see her?
1061
00:50:29,023 --> 00:50:34,360
You can see her any time
you want.
1062
00:50:34,362 --> 00:50:37,445
This can't be what the
rest of my life is like.
1063
00:50:37,446 --> 00:50:44,493
You know it can't be.
1064
00:50:44,494 --> 00:50:49,664
I'm leaving.
1065
00:50:50,332 --> 00:50:55,837
Annie.
1066
00:50:55,838 --> 00:51:01,340
We gotta let go now.
1067
00:51:01,341 --> 00:51:06,803
You let go... and I'll let go
1068
00:51:06,804 --> 00:51:12,349
It's how it's got to be.
1069
00:51:27,531 --> 00:51:31,741
Bye Jim.
1070
00:52:02,809 --> 00:52:05,394
One minute you're falling
1071
00:52:05,396 --> 00:52:07,896
in love, over an ankle
1072
00:52:07,897 --> 00:52:11,024
bracelet and the next
1073
00:52:11,026 --> 00:52:14,526
minute, you're dividing up
1074
00:52:14,528 --> 00:52:18,112
the furniture.
1075
00:52:18,114 --> 00:52:22,658
And in the middle of them
two minutes...
1076
00:52:22,659 --> 00:52:26,078
you make a baby...
1077
00:52:26,079 --> 00:52:27,454
who's gotta learn it all by
1078
00:52:27,456 --> 00:52:32,625
themselves.
1079
00:52:34,795 --> 00:52:38,963
Thank you very much.
1080
00:53:16,788 --> 00:53:17,538
You suck!
1081
00:53:18,999 --> 00:53:20,331
Oh?
1082
00:53:20,332 --> 00:53:21,999
Is that it?
1083
00:53:22,001 --> 00:53:23,334
I suck?
1084
00:53:23,336 --> 00:53:23,959
Yeah.
1085
00:53:23,960 --> 00:53:25,460
And you ain't funny either.
1086
00:53:25,462 --> 00:53:29,798
I get it.
1087
00:53:29,799 --> 00:53:33,843
I just isn't funny.
1088
00:53:33,845 --> 00:53:36,720
Yeah.
1089
00:53:36,721 --> 00:53:38,430
Well then,
1090
00:53:38,431 --> 00:53:43,017
tell me.
1091
00:53:43,019 --> 00:53:45,519
What is funny?
1092
00:53:45,520 --> 00:53:48,688
No, do really tell me,
because I"d really like to
please you fellas with a
1093
00:53:48,690 --> 00:53:51,983
laugh, so what?
1094
00:53:51,985 --> 00:53:53,359
Not you!
1095
00:53:57,698 --> 00:53:59,406
I get it.
1096
00:53:59,408 --> 00:54:01,532
Now I understand.
1097
00:54:01,534 --> 00:54:02,616
You're funny!
1098
00:54:02,617 --> 00:54:03,451
Funnier than you!
1099
00:54:07,038 --> 00:54:08,705
Oh, I'm sorry.
1100
00:54:08,707 --> 00:54:10,707
Was that not supposed to
be funny?
1101
00:54:10,709 --> 00:54:12,708
Now tell me,
what is it that you do
1102
00:54:12,709 --> 00:54:15,961
for a living there pal?
1103
00:54:15,963 --> 00:54:17,546
A buyer.
1104
00:54:17,548 --> 00:54:18,504
I'm sorry,
I didn't catch that.
1105
00:54:18,505 --> 00:54:20,048
A buyer!
1106
00:54:20,049 --> 00:54:22,967
Ladies and gentlemen,
we have with us tonight
a buyer!
1107
00:54:22,969 --> 00:54:24,677
This guys an idiot.
1108
00:54:24,678 --> 00:54:26,970
A total fuckin' idiot
he's not even funny.
1109
00:54:26,972 --> 00:54:29,848
Please, tell us, what is
it that you buy?
1110
00:54:29,849 --> 00:54:30,514
Come on, seriously.
1111
00:54:30,516 --> 00:54:31,432
None of your business.
1112
00:54:31,433 --> 00:54:32,016
Yeah.
1113
00:54:32,018 --> 00:54:32,892
None a' your fuckin'
business.
1114
00:54:32,893 --> 00:54:35,645
I'm sorry.. Did I cross
the line?
1115
00:54:35,647 --> 00:54:39,397
I mean, it's just that I'd
like to come to where you
work and scream 'you suck!'
1116
00:54:39,399 --> 00:54:40,398
at the top of my lungs.
1117
00:54:40,399 --> 00:54:41,524
You do suck.
1118
00:54:41,526 --> 00:54:43,067
That much is clear.
1119
00:54:43,068 --> 00:54:44,485
I suck.
1120
00:54:44,487 --> 00:54:47,904
But we moved past that now
onto this fella and what he
1121
00:54:47,906 --> 00:54:50,115
likes to buy.
1122
00:54:50,116 --> 00:54:53,117
I know were movin' a little
fast, but, please,
bear with me.
1123
00:54:53,118 --> 00:54:54,659
Now, sir, please tell us.
1124
00:54:54,661 --> 00:54:59,122
Shoes.
1125
00:54:59,123 --> 00:55:00,665
I'm sorry, I don't think I
got that one.
1126
00:55:00,667 --> 00:55:02,584
Shoes, asshole!
1127
00:55:02,585 --> 00:55:06,503
Ladies and gentlemen, we
have a verdict- Shoes!
1128
00:55:06,505 --> 00:55:11,508
And lemme just say,
you have never been told
1129
00:55:11,510 --> 00:55:14,009
'you suck' until you
1130
00:55:14,011 --> 00:55:15,761
have been told 'you
1131
00:55:15,763 --> 00:55:22,600
suck' by a buyer of shoes.
1132
00:55:22,602 --> 00:55:26,061
And now I will quote the
great author, William
Saroyan, from his book The
1133
00:55:26,063 --> 00:55:29,981
Human Comedy which had it's
first printing in nineteen
forty three.
1134
00:55:29,983 --> 00:55:33,109
'There will always be pain
1135
00:55:33,111 --> 00:55:37,028
in things.'
1136
00:55:45,078 --> 00:55:46,120
You suck.
1137
00:55:46,122 --> 00:55:47,162
Motherfucker!
1138
00:55:47,831 --> 00:55:51,708
Kick his ass!
1139
00:56:09,181 --> 00:56:12,057
Jimmy?
1140
00:56:12,059 --> 00:56:13,642
What are you doin'?
1141
00:56:13,644 --> 00:56:15,561
I was thinkin' about you.
1142
00:56:15,563 --> 00:56:16,603
It's the middle
of the night.
1143
00:56:16,604 --> 00:56:18,563
Yes, I know, I'm sorry,
I was thinkin' about you.
1144
00:56:18,565 --> 00:56:20,189
Oh!
1145
00:56:20,190 --> 00:56:29,489
Okay, come on in.
1146
00:56:29,490 --> 00:56:30,948
Did she get the card
I sent her?
1147
00:56:30,949 --> 00:56:31,449
Oh, yeah.
1148
00:56:31,451 --> 00:56:34,160
She loved it
She loves that Barney.
1149
00:56:34,161 --> 00:56:36,494
Yeah.
1150
00:56:36,495 --> 00:56:40,165
She loves that Barney.
1151
00:56:40,167 --> 00:56:45,127
I was thinking about
1152
00:56:45,128 --> 00:56:47,004
Phil Aldick.
1153
00:56:47,005 --> 00:56:49,464
What?
1154
00:56:49,466 --> 00:56:51,633
Remember that guy,
1155
00:56:51,634 --> 00:56:54,134
Phil Aldick?
1156
00:56:54,135 --> 00:56:56,845
You mean Phil Aldrich?
1157
00:56:56,847 --> 00:56:58,972
Phil Aldrich.
1158
00:56:58,974 --> 00:57:00,681
What're ya thinkin' of
him for?
1159
00:57:00,683 --> 00:57:04,852
Here, drink your tea.
1160
00:57:04,853 --> 00:57:08,480
I was thinking about-
that time I saw the
two of you comin' out
1161
00:57:08,481 --> 00:57:10,148
of Button's Arcade
holding hands.
1162
00:57:10,150 --> 00:57:11,150
Remember that time?
1163
00:57:11,151 --> 00:57:13,859
C'mon we were like
seventeen.
1164
00:57:13,860 --> 00:57:16,737
You and I had broken up.
1165
00:57:16,739 --> 00:57:21,032
And I ran home and I wrote
you that poem,
remember that?
1166
00:57:21,033 --> 00:57:22,825
Jimmy.
1167
00:57:22,827 --> 00:57:24,034
And that night...
1168
00:57:24,036 --> 00:57:25,619
Your tea is getting cold.
1169
00:57:25,621 --> 00:57:28,872
...I rode my bike all the
way out to your house,
remember, you were in
1170
00:57:28,873 --> 00:57:30,623
Montclair then.
1171
00:57:30,624 --> 00:57:32,041
Yeah, it was a nice poem.
1172
00:57:32,042 --> 00:57:36,294
All the way I was just
hoping and praying you
1173
00:57:36,295 --> 00:57:39,714
hadn't fallen in love with
Phil Aldick.
1174
00:57:39,715 --> 00:57:43,926
I remember it was about
how Sunday was the most
depressing day of the week
1175
00:57:43,928 --> 00:57:46,053
unless, unless I was around
1176
00:57:46,055 --> 00:57:47,720
or somethin'.
1177
00:57:47,722 --> 00:57:49,181
It wasn't a great poem
or nothin'.
1178
00:57:49,182 --> 00:57:50,223
That's not what I'm
talking about.
1179
00:57:50,224 --> 00:57:53,725
I just don't know why
you're thinkin'
about that now.
1180
00:57:53,727 --> 00:57:56,978
I miss you.
1181
00:57:56,980 --> 00:58:04,987
I miss you too.
1182
00:58:06,904 --> 00:58:11,991
Maybe we can see each
other some time.
1183
00:58:11,992 --> 00:58:15,869
I just don't think that's
a great idea...
1184
00:58:15,870 --> 00:58:19,998
right now.
1185
00:58:20,000 --> 00:58:22,375
You don't, huh?
1186
00:58:22,377 --> 00:58:25,085
I just think some more
time should pass.
1187
00:58:25,086 --> 00:58:34,677
Right, right, right.
1188
00:58:34,679 --> 00:58:40,098
I was just, uh, thinkin',
you know...
1189
00:59:03,870 --> 00:59:05,119
Hey, please.
1190
00:59:05,120 --> 00:59:07,120
Please don't do that.
1191
00:59:07,122 --> 00:59:07,954
It's a store.
1192
00:59:07,956 --> 00:59:08,705
I'm shopping.
1193
00:59:08,706 --> 00:59:09,372
Is that a crime?
1194
00:59:09,374 --> 00:59:09,998
Yeah, right.
1195
00:59:09,999 --> 00:59:12,249
They, they, they got a sign
up front, okay?
1196
00:59:12,250 --> 00:59:14,710
It says for employees only.
1197
00:59:14,712 --> 00:59:16,129
And you're not even supposed
to be up here.
1198
00:59:16,130 --> 00:59:19,213
Well, there's also a
little tiny sign that says
'For Former Disgruntled
1199
00:59:19,214 --> 00:59:21,716
Employees As Well" Did you
ever see that sign?
1200
00:59:21,718 --> 00:59:22,842
No.
1201
00:59:22,843 --> 00:59:23,925
Keep your eyes open there,
champ.
1202
00:59:23,927 --> 00:59:24,426
Keep your eyes open.
1203
00:59:24,427 --> 00:59:26,970
Just 'cause you got
fired, doesn't mean
I have to.
1204
00:59:26,971 --> 00:59:28,473
That's a provocative
point.
1205
00:59:28,474 --> 00:59:28,931
Let me think about that.
1206
00:59:28,933 --> 00:59:30,765
Just cut it out,
alright?
1207
00:59:30,767 --> 00:59:32,391
I saw a movie once.
1208
00:59:32,392 --> 00:59:35,269
And at one point, this guy
is climbing a mountain.
1209
00:59:35,270 --> 00:59:38,730
Not with the fancy mountain
1210
00:59:38,731 --> 00:59:41,192
climbing gear or ropes or
anything, just, just in
1211
00:59:41,193 --> 00:59:44,653
normal clothes, and there's
this shot of him, surrounded
1212
00:59:44,654 --> 00:59:47,363
by white fucking snow
everywhere.
1213
00:59:47,364 --> 00:59:51,282
Nothing for miles around,
just this guy, climbing,
1214
00:59:51,284 --> 00:59:53,700
just trying to get
someplace.
1215
00:59:53,701 --> 00:59:57,245
Sometimes I feel like I'm
that guy, you know, nothing
different from anything,
1216
00:59:57,247 --> 01:00:00,998
just, just climbing, just
trying to get someplace.
1217
01:00:00,999 --> 01:00:03,250
And then I kick myself,
1218
01:00:03,251 --> 01:00:08,338
because I'm not even that
guy in the movie, surrounded
by white fuckin' snow
1219
01:00:08,339 --> 01:00:10,716
everywhere, because I'm
thinking about him.
1220
01:00:10,717 --> 01:00:12,800
I'm thinking about
1221
01:00:12,801 --> 01:00:16,220
the climb.
1222
01:00:16,222 --> 01:00:19,430
Why ain't I makin'
the climb?
1223
01:00:19,431 --> 01:00:21,766
See?
1224
01:00:23,186 --> 01:00:25,018
One number twenty,
one number twenty one.
1225
01:00:25,019 --> 01:00:27,437
No more keema and stop
hollerin' over that thing.
1226
01:00:29,107 --> 01:00:30,439
Right pal.
1227
01:00:30,440 --> 01:00:31,315
No more keema.
1228
01:00:31,317 --> 01:00:32,108
Till when?
1229
01:00:32,110 --> 01:00:35,111
For how long?
1230
01:00:35,112 --> 01:00:36,236
Forever.
1231
01:00:36,238 --> 01:00:37,195
What?
1232
01:00:37,196 --> 01:00:38,321
Hmmm.
1233
01:00:38,323 --> 01:00:41,199
Keema has been declared
illegal in the state of
New Jersey.
1234
01:00:41,200 --> 01:00:43,325
Have some pouri instead
and get outta my hair.
1235
01:00:43,327 --> 01:00:44,201
Oh dear!
1236
01:00:44,202 --> 01:00:47,829
Just step aside
One number twenty seven.
1237
01:00:47,830 --> 01:00:50,039
Stop hollerin' over
that thing man.
1238
01:00:50,040 --> 01:00:51,124
I'm not gonna tell ya
that again!
1239
01:00:51,125 --> 01:00:54,293
Next.
1240
01:00:54,294 --> 01:00:56,878
Do you have any
mulligatawny?
1241
01:00:56,880 --> 01:00:57,879
What?
1242
01:00:57,880 --> 01:01:00,798
Mulligatawny.
1243
01:01:00,799 --> 01:01:01,757
Wait a minute.
1244
01:01:01,759 --> 01:01:02,216
What?
1245
01:01:02,217 --> 01:01:04,051
Mulligatawny?
1246
01:01:04,053 --> 01:01:05,053
Just what's on there.
1247
01:01:05,054 --> 01:01:06,177
No, I have a menu, I
1248
01:01:06,178 --> 01:01:11,308
didn't see it on there.
1249
01:01:11,309 --> 01:01:14,310
Is it on the menu?
1250
01:01:14,311 --> 01:01:16,395
No.
1251
01:01:16,397 --> 01:01:19,063
I think you just answered
your own question.
1252
01:01:19,064 --> 01:01:21,691
So you don't have any?
1253
01:01:21,693 --> 01:01:23,984
Step on.
1254
01:02:00,432 --> 01:02:04,435
Jimmy...
1255
01:02:04,436 --> 01:02:07,520
Okay.
1256
01:02:07,522 --> 01:02:11,733
You want some water?
1257
01:02:11,734 --> 01:02:15,027
Jimmy...
1258
01:02:15,028 --> 01:02:19,781
Go to sleep.
1259
01:02:25,537 --> 01:02:28,372
Jim...?
1260
01:02:28,374 --> 01:02:31,791
Yeah?
1261
01:02:31,793 --> 01:02:38,129
I'm sorry.
1262
01:02:45,304 --> 01:02:46,887
How can it run out?
1263
01:02:46,889 --> 01:02:49,180
How can medicaid run out?
1264
01:02:49,181 --> 01:02:50,431
Is there somebody
you can call?
1265
01:02:50,433 --> 01:02:51,849
Sir, you have no
insurance.
1266
01:02:51,850 --> 01:02:55,143
You might contact
your employer.
1267
01:02:55,144 --> 01:02:56,019
How, how about this?
1268
01:02:56,021 --> 01:02:59,981
How, how about I, I pay you
half now in cash, come back
and pay the rest tomorrow?
1269
01:02:59,982 --> 01:03:03,901
Absolutely not
I'm sorry sir.
1270
01:03:03,902 --> 01:03:05,945
How much for these?
1271
01:03:05,946 --> 01:03:11,324
It's a hundred and
thirty-four dollars.
1272
01:03:22,042 --> 01:03:24,960
You've never smelled
fart till you smelled this
one over here.
1273
01:03:26,463 --> 01:03:29,505
Fuck off, you pig,
yours is the worst
His farts are the worst
1274
01:03:29,506 --> 01:03:31,465
Yeah, it's like that
movie, remember,
with those two guys?
1275
01:03:31,466 --> 01:03:33,467
Nah, nah, hers are much
worse than that.
1276
01:03:35,053 --> 01:03:35,635
Quit hitting me.
1277
01:03:35,637 --> 01:03:37,262
I'll knock your fuckin'
teeth in.
1278
01:03:37,972 --> 01:03:38,471
Excuse me?
1279
01:03:40,391 --> 01:03:41,807
Way to go, Todd.
1280
01:03:41,808 --> 01:03:42,850
Excuse me?
1281
01:03:42,852 --> 01:03:45,436
Who's he talkin' to?
1282
01:03:45,437 --> 01:03:47,062
I hate to interrupt what
sounds like a very
1283
01:03:47,064 --> 01:03:50,315
interesting debate, but, uh,
we're getting to the human
1284
01:03:50,316 --> 01:03:53,859
sacrifice portion of the
program and I was wondering
if any of the young ladies
1285
01:03:53,861 --> 01:03:55,611
would like to participate.
1286
01:03:55,612 --> 01:03:56,486
What he say?
1287
01:03:57,822 --> 01:03:58,989
Is that supposed
to be comedy?
1288
01:04:00,450 --> 01:04:00,865
Oh, no, no, no.
1289
01:04:00,867 --> 01:04:02,867
Yeah, see, that,
that's the problem.
1290
01:04:02,869 --> 01:04:04,452
You, you guys were lookin'
for theComedy Club.
1291
01:04:04,454 --> 01:04:04,869
See?
1292
01:04:04,870 --> 01:04:05,911
This here's the
Tragedy Club.
1293
01:04:05,913 --> 01:04:09,873
The Comedy Club is down the,
uh, ahhh, fuck it.
1294
01:04:09,875 --> 01:04:11,124
What's he talkin' about?
1295
01:04:11,125 --> 01:04:14,001
Oh, nothin', honey, daddy
was just making a
little funny.
1296
01:04:14,002 --> 01:04:15,336
It must be
dollar pitcher night.
1297
01:04:15,338 --> 01:04:16,128
Hm.
1298
01:04:16,129 --> 01:04:17,879
Don't mind if I do.
1299
01:04:17,880 --> 01:04:19,297
Oh, my God!
1300
01:04:19,299 --> 01:04:20,506
Let me ask you guys a
question.
1301
01:04:20,507 --> 01:04:21,215
What's he sayin' now?
1302
01:04:23,010 --> 01:04:24,551
The farts.
1303
01:04:24,553 --> 01:04:26,219
Do you discuss them a lot?
1304
01:04:26,220 --> 01:04:27,012
Gross!
1305
01:04:27,013 --> 01:04:29,472
This guy's like that
fuckin' guy from that movie.
1306
01:04:29,474 --> 01:04:30,848
What's he talkin' about?
1307
01:04:30,849 --> 01:04:31,974
I dunno.
1308
01:04:31,976 --> 01:04:33,059
Lemme ask you
a question.
1309
01:04:33,061 --> 01:04:34,185
Yeah, go ahead.
1310
01:04:34,186 --> 01:04:35,186
Who da fuck a' you?
1311
01:04:38,232 --> 01:04:39,981
Good question,
fair question.
1312
01:04:39,982 --> 01:04:41,523
This guy's a
fuckin' nuts.
1313
01:04:41,525 --> 01:04:42,024
Telling you!
1314
01:04:42,025 --> 01:04:42,942
Hes like that guy
in that show.
1315
01:04:42,943 --> 01:04:44,860
Remember, that guy
in that fuckin' movie!
1316
01:04:44,862 --> 01:04:47,528
If not the farts...
1317
01:04:47,529 --> 01:04:49,864
then what?
1318
01:04:49,866 --> 01:04:53,367
I mean what is at the
forefront of your minds?
1319
01:04:53,369 --> 01:04:55,494
What sends you into a
rage, you know?
1320
01:04:55,495 --> 01:04:59,580
What, what, what makes you
so fucking hopelessly sad
1321
01:04:59,581 --> 01:05:03,751
and despondent that you
just, just wanna call off
the game
1322
01:05:03,752 --> 01:05:05,211
We'll start with you.
1323
01:05:06,504 --> 01:05:09,381
Get that mike
outta my fuckin' face.
1324
01:05:09,383 --> 01:05:09,881
I got it.
1325
01:05:09,883 --> 01:05:10,507
l got It, Ready?
1326
01:05:10,508 --> 01:05:11,091
Go!
1327
01:05:11,093 --> 01:05:11,840
You!
1328
01:05:13,427 --> 01:05:15,052
What's your problem,
guy?
1329
01:05:15,054 --> 01:05:16,929
What's your problem faggot?
1330
01:05:16,931 --> 01:05:17,470
Wow.
1331
01:05:17,472 --> 01:05:20,139
Now we are getting
someplace.
1332
01:05:20,140 --> 01:05:22,267
What's my problem?
1333
01:05:22,269 --> 01:05:23,600
Hm.
1334
01:05:23,601 --> 01:05:28,230
A question posed by a very
small but definitive portion
of this great land of ours,
1335
01:05:28,231 --> 01:05:31,941
right here at Tuesday night
Open Mike at Raule's
Comedy Club.
1336
01:05:31,942 --> 01:05:34,068
Jimmy's problem.
1337
01:05:34,069 --> 01:05:37,112
In a thousand words or less.
1338
01:05:43,118 --> 01:05:45,286
I'm tired...
1339
01:05:45,288 --> 01:05:48,621
but not the sleepy, kinda
1340
01:05:48,622 --> 01:05:51,291
long day tired.
1341
01:05:51,293 --> 01:05:52,125
Fuckin nut job.
1342
01:05:52,126 --> 01:05:54,626
Hmm
m
1343
01:05:54,627 --> 01:05:56,962
Goin' under...
1344
01:05:56,964 --> 01:05:58,922
kinda
Hey, buddy.
1345
01:05:58,924 --> 01:06:00,631
What kinda' comedy is this?
1346
01:06:01,425 --> 01:06:04,594
Tired of...
1347
01:06:04,595 --> 01:06:09,556
addin' up my life...
1348
01:06:09,558 --> 01:06:17,937
comin' up empty.
1349
01:06:17,938 --> 01:06:24,610
Tired of bein'. Tired of
1350
01:06:24,611 --> 01:06:29,114
wakin' up alone...
1351
01:06:29,116 --> 01:06:33,701
See I've...
1352
01:06:33,702 --> 01:06:35,952
I've lost my grasp,
1353
01:06:36,955 --> 01:06:40,040
I'll say.
1354
01:06:40,042 --> 01:06:41,624
What the fuck...?
1355
01:06:41,626 --> 01:06:42,666
And I'm...
1356
01:06:42,668 --> 01:06:44,418
I'm lookin', I'm searchin'
1357
01:06:44,419 --> 01:06:48,963
for a sign...
1358
01:06:48,964 --> 01:06:53,967
For an answer as...
1359
01:06:53,968 --> 01:07:00,139
as to how...
1360
01:07:00,141 --> 01:07:05,061
just exactly how...
1361
01:07:05,063 --> 01:07:08,021
I feel about that...
1362
01:07:12,025 --> 01:07:13,359
Jimmy, it's late.
1363
01:07:13,360 --> 01:07:14,151
I know.
1364
01:07:14,152 --> 01:07:14,485
Hi.
1365
01:07:14,487 --> 01:07:14,985
I'm sorry.
1366
01:07:14,987 --> 01:07:16,445
Were you asleep?
1367
01:07:16,447 --> 01:07:18,655
Annie's out.
1368
01:07:18,656 --> 01:07:20,031
She's out, huh?
1369
01:07:20,033 --> 01:07:21,324
Yeah.
1370
01:07:21,325 --> 01:07:24,326
She's out
That's okay, 'cause I just
1371
01:07:24,327 --> 01:07:26,453
came by to see my kid, so...
1372
01:07:26,454 --> 01:07:30,206
Ifs half past twelve,
Wendy's asleep.
1373
01:07:30,207 --> 01:07:32,124
I'm her father,
I can wake her.
1374
01:07:32,125 --> 01:07:34,502
Jimmy, Jimmy,
don't do that
What?
1375
01:07:34,504 --> 01:07:37,379
Well, you don't wake a
kid in the middle of the
night It, ifs not right.
1376
01:07:37,380 --> 01:07:39,464
And you, and you've been
1377
01:07:39,465 --> 01:07:42,675
drinking.
1378
01:07:42,676 --> 01:07:44,678
Let me deal with that,
1379
01:07:44,679 --> 01:07:47,554
Emily, okay?
1380
01:07:47,555 --> 01:07:55,060
Let me worry about that.
1381
01:08:39,391 --> 01:08:42,349
I just wanna explain to
you your Grandmothers
benefits over the past
1382
01:08:42,350 --> 01:08:42,892
two years.
1383
01:08:42,894 --> 01:08:44,019
But, but we're talkin'
about her medication.
1384
01:08:44,020 --> 01:08:45,604
I understand that.
1385
01:08:45,605 --> 01:08:48,188
Have you considered, and I
know we've talked about his
1386
01:08:48,189 --> 01:08:52,108
before, James, the idea of
moving your grandmother into
an assisted living facility?
1387
01:08:52,109 --> 01:08:53,776
No, no, no, no, no, no, I
don't wanna do that.
1388
01:08:53,777 --> 01:08:56,236
It's just that, from a
financial standpoint, Social
1389
01:08:56,237 --> 01:08:58,780
Services offers a lot of
benefits that you would
1390
01:08:58,781 --> 01:09:01,074
probably be eligible for.
1391
01:09:01,075 --> 01:09:02,575
Now, given your situation...
1392
01:09:02,576 --> 01:09:03,075
Hm, huh.
1393
01:09:03,076 --> 01:09:06,244
...you might wanna
consider alleviating some of
the burden.
1394
01:09:06,245 --> 01:09:07,622
It's not a burden.
1395
01:09:07,623 --> 01:09:09,122
I don't consider this a
burden, ma'am.
1396
01:09:09,123 --> 01:09:12,501
I, I just wanna be able to
pay for her medication
I understand that.
1397
01:09:12,502 --> 01:09:14,418
No, I don't think that you
do understand that.
1398
01:09:14,420 --> 01:09:15,461
I can put in a call...
1399
01:09:15,462 --> 01:09:15,920
Listen to me.
1400
01:09:15,921 --> 01:09:17,129
...and have your
Grand...
1401
01:09:17,130 --> 01:09:18,922
She's seventy three
friggin' years old, she
worked in a rug mill for
1402
01:09:18,924 --> 01:09:22,759
twenty-four years, now they
say that her benefits have
run out she doesn't have a
1403
01:09:22,760 --> 01:09:26,595
pension, the Social Security
doesn't cover, I can't
afford health insurance.
1404
01:09:26,597 --> 01:09:28,556
I just wanna be able to buy
her her pills.
1405
01:09:28,557 --> 01:09:31,266
Please, I just need to buy
her her pills!
1406
01:09:31,267 --> 01:09:33,142
I'm sorry.
1407
01:09:33,143 --> 01:09:35,644
It's alright, Rudy, do
me a favor and get me some
paper towels.
1408
01:09:35,645 --> 01:09:36,144
I'm sorry.
1409
01:09:36,145 --> 01:09:36,770
It's alright.
1410
01:09:36,771 --> 01:09:37,438
Have a seat.
1411
01:09:37,439 --> 01:09:38,564
It's okay.
1412
01:09:38,565 --> 01:09:40,733
James.
1413
01:09:43,568 --> 01:09:46,446
l'm sorry...
1414
01:09:46,447 --> 01:09:50,156
James...
1415
01:09:50,157 --> 01:09:54,494
I've had a tough year.
1416
01:10:43,911 --> 01:10:45,370
That'll be twelve bucks,
please.
1417
01:11:17,271 --> 01:11:17,855
Hey!
1418
01:11:17,856 --> 01:11:19,397
Jesus, you scared me.
1419
01:11:19,399 --> 01:11:20,815
Sorry.
1420
01:11:20,816 --> 01:11:21,859
What are you doing here?
1421
01:11:21,860 --> 01:11:24,818
Oh, you know, I decided to
further my education and
audit a few courses.
1422
01:11:24,819 --> 01:11:25,487
Oh, yeah?
1423
01:11:25,488 --> 01:11:25,903
Yeah.
1424
01:11:25,904 --> 01:11:26,613
Yeah?
1425
01:11:26,614 --> 01:11:27,404
Like what?
1426
01:11:27,405 --> 01:11:28,447
Well, I get Physics.
1427
01:11:28,448 --> 01:11:32,158
Eh, I got the Metaphysiology
and I got the Sociology of
beer.
1428
01:11:32,160 --> 01:11:34,910
Okay.
1429
01:11:34,911 --> 01:11:36,704
How you doin'?
1430
01:11:36,705 --> 01:11:39,247
Good, Yeah, Busy.
1431
01:11:39,249 --> 01:11:42,374
Yeah.
1432
01:11:42,375 --> 01:11:43,918
I came by the other night.
1433
01:11:43,919 --> 01:11:45,337
Yeah, I heard.
1434
01:11:45,338 --> 01:11:46,212
Your Mom was a little...
1435
01:11:46,213 --> 01:11:47,879
Yeah, why do you fuck
with her?
1436
01:11:47,881 --> 01:11:50,466
No, I mean, really,
it's not funny, you know,
it was late.
1437
01:11:50,467 --> 01:11:51,841
Yeah, it was late,
I'm sorry.
1438
01:11:51,842 --> 01:11:54,259
Yeah.
1439
01:11:54,260 --> 01:11:57,889
You were out, so I . . .
1440
01:11:57,890 --> 01:11:58,598
Where were ya?
1441
01:11:58,599 --> 01:12:01,933
Jimmy.
1442
01:12:01,934 --> 01:12:04,519
You know, Jim, you, you,
you can't just keep...
1443
01:12:04,520 --> 01:12:06,186
What?
1444
01:12:06,187 --> 01:12:06,937
I just, I don't think...
1445
01:12:06,938 --> 01:12:08,522
Let's go away.
1446
01:12:08,523 --> 01:12:09,397
The three of us.
1447
01:12:09,398 --> 01:12:10,023
Um.
1448
01:12:10,025 --> 01:12:11,732
Down the shore,
spend the day.
1449
01:12:11,734 --> 01:12:12,734
Yea, you know...
1450
01:12:12,735 --> 01:12:14,860
I'm talkin' about
a day trip.
1451
01:12:14,861 --> 01:12:16,529
Like a day trip down the
shore, that's all.
1452
01:12:16,530 --> 01:12:19,364
I'll come by Saturday,
I'll pick you up,
we'll have a picnic.
1453
01:12:19,365 --> 01:12:21,367
This weekend's bad.
1454
01:12:21,368 --> 01:12:24,786
Oh, I see.
1455
01:12:24,787 --> 01:12:28,288
It's just a bad time,
you know?
1456
01:12:34,504 --> 01:12:39,966
What?
1457
01:12:39,967 --> 01:12:41,882
Those are nice.
1458
01:12:41,883 --> 01:12:46,345
Thanks.
1459
01:12:46,346 --> 01:12:50,474
Somebody give these to ya?
1460
01:12:50,475 --> 01:12:52,725
I just wanna talk to ya
'bout seein' the kid,
that's all.
1461
01:12:52,726 --> 01:12:54,518
You can see her
any time you want.
1462
01:12:54,519 --> 01:12:56,646
Why don't the two of you go
to the shore?
1463
01:13:01,316 --> 01:13:06,820
What am I doing?
1464
01:13:06,821 --> 01:13:08,823
See ya.
1465
01:13:40,057 --> 01:13:42,349
Daddy, I see a crab!
1466
01:13:42,350 --> 01:13:43,976
Catch it, we'll have it
for supper
1467
01:13:57,740 --> 01:13:58,696
Help me, my pants are
falling down!
1468
01:13:58,698 --> 01:14:00,323
Pants are fallin' down.
1469
01:14:01,659 --> 01:14:04,743
Are you having supper
with me and Mommy tonight?
1470
01:14:09,624 --> 01:14:14,502
Not tonight, sweetie.
1471
01:14:16,670 --> 01:14:18,630
Nice shoes
oh, yeah, you like 'em?
1472
01:14:18,632 --> 01:14:20,382
Yeah.
1473
01:14:20,383 --> 01:14:21,883
On a eight years old.
1474
01:14:21,884 --> 01:14:23,467
Where'd you get them?
1475
01:14:23,468 --> 01:14:25,011
My mom.
1476
01:14:25,012 --> 01:14:28,388
She gave 'em to me
for my birthday.
1477
01:14:28,390 --> 01:14:29,847
When was your birthday?
1478
01:14:29,849 --> 01:14:32,059
Urn, four days ago.
1479
01:14:32,060 --> 01:14:35,894
Why didn't you tell me it
was your birthday?
1480
01:14:35,895 --> 01:14:39,314
I don't know
1481
01:14:39,315 --> 01:14:41,774
Well, happy birthday, man.
1482
01:14:41,776 --> 01:14:42,608
Shit.
1483
01:14:42,609 --> 01:14:44,361
Thanks.
1484
01:14:47,822 --> 01:14:51,659
How's that new job coming?
1485
01:14:51,660 --> 01:14:54,785
I work in a
parking garage.
1486
01:17:00,224 --> 01:17:06,061
Hey.
1487
01:17:20,032 --> 01:17:24,119
How you feelin?
1488
01:17:33,585 --> 01:17:37,754
The cars dead.
1489
01:17:42,801 --> 01:17:51,642
Hey Ruth?
1490
01:18:11,867 --> 01:18:14,911
Our Father who art
in Heaven, hallowed be
1491
01:18:14,912 --> 01:18:18,955
Thy name...
1492
01:19:25,136 --> 01:19:28,554
Take care, Jimmy.
1493
01:19:28,555 --> 01:19:29,555
Thanks, Estelle.
1494
01:19:32,059 --> 01:19:36,646
The other day I saw this,
uh......really attractive
1495
01:19:36,647 --> 01:19:39,564
cash machine.
1496
01:19:39,566 --> 01:19:41,232
And you know how it is when
you see a really attractive
1497
01:19:41,233 --> 01:19:44,151
cash machine.
1498
01:19:44,152 --> 01:19:47,113
You know, you, you kinda
wanna French kiss it
a little.
1499
01:19:47,114 --> 01:19:50,115
So, you know, I, I walked up
to it and started to
1500
01:19:50,116 --> 01:19:52,658
French kissin' it.
1501
01:19:52,659 --> 01:19:56,328
All of a sudden,
my tongue was gone...
1502
01:19:56,329 --> 01:19:59,038
...and I was terrified,
you know, because I like
my tongue and...
1503
01:19:59,040 --> 01:20:06,294
uh...
1504
01:20:06,295 --> 01:20:07,254
This ain't funny.
1505
01:20:08,924 --> 01:20:12,133
Daddy?
1506
01:20:12,593 --> 01:20:13,926
Daddy?
1507
01:20:13,927 --> 01:20:14,844
Yeah?
1508
01:20:14,846 --> 01:20:17,178
What are you doin' out
here?
1509
01:20:17,180 --> 01:20:18,139
Oh, nothin'.
1510
01:20:18,140 --> 01:20:19,681
Just sittin'.
1511
01:20:19,682 --> 01:20:20,682
Come on out.
1512
01:20:20,684 --> 01:20:22,808
No, Mommy said I have my
church dress on and that it's
1513
01:20:22,809 --> 01:20:24,978
dirty out there.
1514
01:20:24,979 --> 01:20:26,895
Well, Daddy says
it's okay.
1515
01:20:26,897 --> 01:20:28,273
Come here.
1516
01:20:34,902 --> 01:20:36,195
Daddy?
1517
01:20:36,196 --> 01:20:37,696
Yeah?
1518
01:20:37,697 --> 01:20:40,282
Don't Grandma need her
wheel chair in heaven?
1519
01:20:40,283 --> 01:20:42,074
Nah.
1520
01:20:42,075 --> 01:20:44,828
Why not?
1521
01:20:44,829 --> 01:20:47,203
Well, I don't know,
sweetheart, I guess she's
1522
01:20:47,204 --> 01:20:49,206
better now.
1523
01:20:51,126 --> 01:20:56,379
Why is there clouds?
1524
01:20:56,380 --> 01:21:00,632
I guess for the rain,
sweetie.
1525
01:21:00,633 --> 01:21:01,799
I guess they make the rain.
1526
01:21:03,969 --> 01:21:07,012
I buried my mother today.
1527
01:21:07,013 --> 01:21:12,016
Actually she was
my grandmother.
1528
01:21:12,017 --> 01:21:15,895
I took her to the graveyard,
put her in the ground...
1529
01:21:15,896 --> 01:21:18,354
which is customary when
people die...
1530
01:21:19,690 --> 01:21:21,024
Daddy?
1531
01:21:21,025 --> 01:21:22,067
Yes baby?
1532
01:21:22,068 --> 01:21:24,651
What if I don't like it
in Delaware?
1533
01:21:24,652 --> 01:21:27,946
Oh, don't worry about
that, muffin.
1534
01:21:27,947 --> 01:21:29,697
Delaware is a great place
to live.
1535
01:21:29,699 --> 01:21:33,034
Your aunt Brandy's got a big
old house and your cousin
Melanie's there, and...
1536
01:21:33,035 --> 01:21:33,659
I hate her,
1537
01:21:33,660 --> 01:21:35,787
she's mean and nasty!
1538
01:21:35,788 --> 01:21:37,997
No, she's not, she's just
a little bit...
1539
01:21:37,998 --> 01:21:39,372
I don't wanna go, Daddy!
1540
01:21:41,250 --> 01:21:44,668
I took my daughter,
my little daughter
to the funeral.
1541
01:21:44,670 --> 01:21:47,837
She wanted to go.
1542
01:21:47,839 --> 01:21:48,880
She wanted to be there.
1543
01:21:48,881 --> 01:21:51,091
She, she kept sayin', uh...
1544
01:21:51,093 --> 01:21:54,052
'I wanna say goodbye to
Grandma, I wanna say goodbye
1545
01:21:54,053 --> 01:21:55,344
to Grandma, Daddy".
1546
01:21:55,345 --> 01:21:57,931
And uh, what can I do,
1547
01:21:57,932 --> 01:22:00,431
you know, who can argue
1548
01:22:00,432 --> 01:22:03,893
with that kid?
1549
01:22:03,895 --> 01:22:05,227
She's just like her mother.
1550
01:22:07,230 --> 01:22:09,439
You aren't comin
with us?
1551
01:22:09,440 --> 01:22:11,315
No, muffin.
1552
01:22:11,317 --> 01:22:14,110
Why not?
1553
01:22:14,112 --> 01:22:23,909
Well... Sometimes people
1554
01:22:23,910 --> 01:22:25,954
just have a hard time making
1555
01:22:25,955 --> 01:22:30,373
it all work out.
1556
01:22:30,374 --> 01:22:34,668
What are you gonna do?
1557
01:22:47,263 --> 01:22:48,304
Who gives a flying fuck?
1558
01:22:48,306 --> 01:22:51,391
A flying fuck.
1559
01:22:51,392 --> 01:22:52,725
Who came up with that one?
1560
01:22:52,726 --> 01:22:54,852
Like with parachutes
or something?
1561
01:22:54,853 --> 01:22:56,937
Don't come till we're about
to hit the ground, honey!
1562
01:22:56,939 --> 01:23:02,150
That's not funny.
1563
01:23:41,767 --> 01:23:43,184
My father, he was a real
piece of work, uh...
1564
01:23:43,186 --> 01:23:46,686
He'd pretty much beat the
shit out of me every chance
he could, uh...
1565
01:23:46,687 --> 01:23:49,815
Except when, uh, he would,
uh, hire some of the other
neighbors to do it, which I
1566
01:23:49,816 --> 01:23:52,900
sort of took kind of
personally, but, uh...
1567
01:23:52,901 --> 01:23:59,947
He's dead now, so, whatever.
1568
01:23:59,948 --> 01:24:02,992
My parents died
when I was real young.
1569
01:24:02,993 --> 01:24:05,160
Car crash.
1570
01:24:05,161 --> 01:24:09,122
I thought about striking out
on my own, but, see,
then I was a- a little
1571
01:24:09,124 --> 01:24:12,042
underdeveloped for my age,
I decided to, uh, move in
1572
01:24:12,043 --> 01:24:16,878
with my, uh, soon to be
invalid Grandmother.
1573
01:24:16,879 --> 01:24:21,801
It was that decision that
rendered the rest of my life
1574
01:24:21,802 --> 01:24:29,263
pretty much null and void.
1575
01:24:29,264 --> 01:24:33,184
When I was a little boy, my,
my Grandmother would read
1576
01:24:33,185 --> 01:24:35,018
for me this book...
1577
01:24:35,019 --> 01:24:36,228
'...Yertle the Turtle'.
1578
01:24:36,230 --> 01:24:37,187
Every night.
1579
01:24:37,188 --> 01:24:39,065
Same book, same bed.
1580
01:24:39,066 --> 01:24:41,941
She'd sit right there on
the edge and she'd,
she'd read it to me.
1581
01:24:41,942 --> 01:24:43,734
She'd get a little annoyed
with me.
1582
01:24:43,735 --> 01:24:44,819
She'd say, uh...
1583
01:24:45,363 --> 01:24:47,363
'What is it about
this silly book?'
1584
01:24:47,364 --> 01:24:51,074
But it wasn't anything about
1585
01:24:51,075 --> 01:24:54,035
that book...
1586
01:24:54,036 --> 01:25:01,249
It was the comfort...
1587
01:25:01,250 --> 01:25:05,419
and it was her voice...
1588
01:25:05,420 --> 01:25:07,879
and knowing...
1589
01:25:07,880 --> 01:25:13,051
how each day it was
gonna end...
1590
01:25:13,052 --> 01:25:13,676
and knowin' how
1591
01:25:13,677 --> 01:25:19,764
that story was gonna end...
1592
01:25:55,963 --> 01:25:56,463
I Love you,
1593
01:25:56,464 --> 01:26:02,133
Jimmy O'Brien.
1594
01:26:07,431 --> 01:26:10,306
I recently found an eight
year old Hindu boy living in
my prostate, uh, which,
1595
01:26:10,308 --> 01:26:13,518
which was not so bad,
except when he was rippin' off
money from my wallet
1596
01:26:13,519 --> 01:26:14,935
and spendin' it in the mall
1597
01:26:14,936 --> 01:26:20,316
up my ass.
1598
01:26:28,448 --> 01:26:38,456
Come on.
1599
01:31:01,635 --> 01:31:09,306
No more jokes.
1600
01:31:09,308 --> 01:31:11,724
But if you feel like
laughing...
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