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- OK.
- OK. Here we go.
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OK.
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Hold on.
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One more time.
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Wait!
Slower, slower, slower...
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One more time.
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- Uh-huh!
- And then just one time.
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Uh-huh.
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And now the hard part!
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No!
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One, two, three, four,
bam-bam...
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- You got it?
- Yes.
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And now's
the best part.
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Yeah.
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- OK, OK, OK... Ready?
- One more time, together.
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- Wait... Are you ready?
- Two hands,
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- and then...
- Yep.
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Yeah, perfect.
Perfect. You can do it.
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You're so flexible.
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OK. OK. One more time.
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Uh...
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Yeah!
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- Yeah!
- Yeah...
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I missed a bit.
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One more, one more.
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- Ugh.
- Whoops!
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One more time.
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It's perfect!
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That was great.
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Great work.
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Sounding...
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Yeah, sounding really good.
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Um...
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Maybe, uh...
play it a couple more times,
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just for practice,
but... good job.
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Oh...
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Stupid fucking thing!
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OK.
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No.
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Come on... Oh!
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Fuck me.
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♪ I'm confessing that I love you
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♪ Tell me, do you love me, too?
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♪ I'm confessing that I need you
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{\an8}♪ Honest, I do
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{\an8}♪ Every single moment
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♪ In your eyes,
I read such strange things
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♪ But your lips deny
they're true
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♪ Will your answer
really change things?
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♪ Making me blue
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♪ Making me blue
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♪ I'm afraid
someday you'll leave me
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{\an8}♪ Saying,
"Can't we still be friends?"
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{\an8}♪ If you go,
you know you'll grieve me
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♪ All in life on you depends
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♪ Am I guessing
that you love me?
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♪ Dreaming dreams of you in vain
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♪ I'm confessing
that I love you, over again
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♪ Over again
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{\an8}♪ I'm afraid
someday you'll leave me
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{\an8}♪ Saying,
"Can't we still be friends?"
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♪ If you go,
you know you'll grieve me
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♪ All in life on you depends
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♪ Am I guessing that you love me
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♪ Dreaming dreams of you
in vain?
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{\an8}♪ I'm confessin'
that I love you, over again
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{\an8}♪ Over again
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♪ I'm confessin'
that I love you, over again
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♪ Over again
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♪ Sweet lover
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♪ Sweet lover
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♪ Sweet lover ♪
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Shoes off, please.
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Oh...
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Will you please remind me
why you got me this bike?
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- What?
- This bike. Why?
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Core strength. Spine health.
Remember what the doctor said.
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You were supposed to fold it.
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The whole point
of a folding bike - it folds.
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This thing is
fucking impossible to fold.
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Do you know
how hard this is to fold?
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It's supposed to be more
convenient than a normal bike.
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It's way less convenient
than a normal bike.
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Also, the wheels,
they're so little.
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It's like
I gotta pedal four times
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to get one normal wheel rotation
out of it.
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You have to practice, maybe.
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Where's Maggie? Yo, Maggie!
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No, she's not here.
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- Where is she?
- She's, uh... at a sleepover.
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- Where?
- At Sadie's.
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I didn't know she was having
a sleepover with Sadie.
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Oh, it was sort of last minute.
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Oh, God.
Sadie is so strange, isn't she?
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I don't know if it's good that
she's hanging around with Sadie.
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I mean, she's fine.
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I called ahead.
Sadie's mother is single.
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There are no men or weapons
in the home.
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You called Sadie's mother
to ask if she was single?
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- Yeah, of course
- "Of course"?
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Sadie's fucking crazy.
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Mm...
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Whoa... holy shit!
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My God, look at all this cheese!
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No! No, no...
Leave it, leave it, leave it...!
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Not yet! Not yet.
Not... Not yet.
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What is all this?
What is that...
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- What is that smell?
- I'm making a soufflé.
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You're making a soufflé,
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and there's 200 pounds
of cheese?
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Is there, like, an event?
Are we expecting people?
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- Our neighbors.
- Which neighbors?
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Our upstairs neighbors.
I told you yesterday, remember?
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You have mentioned
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that for some insane reason
you want to invite them over.
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You for sure didn't tell me
they were coming over tonight.
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Why didn't you ask me
about this?
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I did.
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Oh, did you, sweetie?
When did that happen?
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I told you yesterday.
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Well, telling me and asking me
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are actually
two very different things.
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And if I'm being honest, I...
I don't even think you told me.
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It's not like you listen
to anything that I say anyway.
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Oh, fuck,
did you forget the wine?
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- What wine?
- I... I texted you.
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I texted you about wine.
We don't have any wine.
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- What are you doing? Stop!
- I'm eating a pickle.
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I couldn't have any cheese.
I'm hungry. I'm eating a pickle.
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Now you're not gonna eat
my soufflé.
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And we have no wine.
This is a nightmare!
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- It's not a fucking nightmare.
- What?
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Nothing.
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Can you please
just clean up your office?
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It's...
It's just such an eyesore.
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Can you please
call the neighbors
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and tell 'em
to come another time?
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- No.
- "No".
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It's too late.
They're coming in ten minutes.
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They're coming
in ten fucking mi...
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Why didn't you tell me
any of this?
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Because we've been talking about
them coming for six months, OK?
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And they've been so nice
about all our noise
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- from the renovation.
- "Our" noise?
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Did you just say they've been
nice about our noise?
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That's nuts!
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You're making a soufflé
for these people now?
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- What is happening here?
- She said she wanted to see it.
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She just wants to see it
now that it's done,
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and she's very nice.
They're very, very...
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You know, they seem cool.
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And she just...
She has, like, presence, and...
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She's so... She's so pretty.
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Yeah, she's fine.
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But he is a fucking weirdo, OK?
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Every time
I'm in the elevator with him,
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it's, like, blah, blah, blah,
blah, blah, nonstop.
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- You know what I mean?
- That's just what people do.
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He's asking me questions,
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and he wants me
to ask him questions.
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And the eye contact
is off the charts.
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Yeah. That's called
a conversation, Joe.
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What is this?
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What?
That's a rug.
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- It's new.
- Yeah.
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Did you buy this rug because
the neighbors are coming?
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- Oh, my God!
- How much was this rug?
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- You are so predictable.
- I'm predictable?
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You bought a whole rug
to impress strangers.
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Isn't that
a little bit more predictable?
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I could've seen that coming
a mile away.
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Can we please do a reset?
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A what?
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Can you leave
and come back in again?
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- Is this from a podcast?
- Yes, it is. Does it matter?
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You physically want me to leave
the apartment and come back in?
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- Yes. Please do that for me.
- No, it's fucking silly.
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Joe, I'm asking you
to just do that for me.
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- Would that be OK?
- Fine.
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- I will do that for you, OK?
- Great.
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- Here we go.
- Thank you.
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Yeah. Thank you.
This will fix everything.
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- Hi, I'm home.
- Hi.
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Oh, how's it going?
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- Great.
- Cool.
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Any, uh...
Any plans for tonight?
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Yeah. Uh, our neighbors
are coming over.
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Neighbors?
Oh, man. I love them.
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Especially how chatty
and inquisitive they are.
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It's so cool.
They're super cool.
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But maybe you could call 'em and
ask them to come another night,
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'cause I'm just not feeling
up for it tonight, you know?
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- No!
- "No"?
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- No!
- What the fuck?
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No. It would be rude.
They're literally on their way.
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- What do you mean, "rude"?
- That's crazy.
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- I thought we were gonna reset.
- So did I.
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- You said the same shit.
- So did you.
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Can we put curtains
on this window?
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I don't like how they can see
right into our apartment.
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No, I like the light.
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I got this special ham,
you know,
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'cause she's from Spain,
so, it's...
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It's not actually ham,
it's jamón.
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I can't have any of this cheese?
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Please don't eat the cheese.
I worked so hard on that.
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Can you just wait,
and then they'll come,
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and you'll eat cheese,
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and then you can go upstairs
and smoke weed.
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I'd smoke weed in here
if you let me.
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No, I won't, because
it gets stuck in the walls.
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You know what?
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I actually think
it's really cool
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that they're coming over
tonight.
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- Why?
- Because...
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...I can finally talk to 'em
about the noise.
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- No, Joe, we made a deal.
- What deal?
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That we weren't gonna say
anything.
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Yeah. Well, you know what?
I changed my mind.
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God!
It's none of our business
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what they do in the privacy
of their own home.
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None of our business
that every night we get waken up
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by floor-shaking animal fucking?
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How is that
none of our business?
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How is that
none of our fucking business?
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She is having just
spectacular orgasms up there.
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Are you aware of how difficult
that is for a woman?
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Doesn't seem that hard for her!
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What,
is she your role model now?
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Yeah, she's definitely
my role model.
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She's your come role model?
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- That's great.
- Yeah.
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Can we please
just paint this room already?
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Well, we haven't picked
a color, Joe, so no.
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It's the same color.
Pick a color. Who cares?
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It's not the same color.
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Remember I almost said something
to 'em in the elevator that day?
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I was so close
to saying something.
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Oh, I wish
I'd said something that day.
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I do. I remember that we decided
we were not gonna say anything.
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Yeah, that's because I thought
it couldn't get any worse.
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And you know
what happened right after that
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is it got much, much,
much, much worse.
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They were gonna crash through
the ceiling the other day!
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Joe!
We are not saying anything.
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Why not?
They're cool, right?
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You keep saying
how cool they are.
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So, maybe if I bring it up,
249
00:12:10,541 --> 00:12:13,208
we can finally get to the bottom
of whose orgasm is whose.
250
00:12:13,291 --> 00:12:15,083
Is he the whimperer
and she's the growler,
251
00:12:15,166 --> 00:12:16,833
or is she the whimperer
and he's the growler?
252
00:12:16,916 --> 00:12:19,458
Either way, I'll bring it up,
we'll laugh about it,
253
00:12:19,541 --> 00:12:21,291
and I'll tell them
to knock it the fuck off.
254
00:12:21,375 --> 00:12:23,708
It's like you want everyone
to feel uncomfortable.
255
00:12:23,791 --> 00:12:25,541
I'm the one who's uncomfortable.
256
00:12:25,625 --> 00:12:27,375
If our neighbors
were waking us up
257
00:12:27,458 --> 00:12:29,333
every night at four
in the morning by blasting music
258
00:12:29,416 --> 00:12:30,750
and I said something
about it to them,
259
00:12:30,833 --> 00:12:32,416
wouldn't that be
completely reasonable?
260
00:12:32,500 --> 00:12:34,000
It's the exact same thing,
261
00:12:34,083 --> 00:12:35,625
but it's even more justified
'cause it's fucking!
262
00:12:35,708 --> 00:12:39,458
Just don't say anything.
Just not tonight. Please!
263
00:12:44,875 --> 00:12:46,916
This shirt,
is this also new?
264
00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:48,916
Yes.
265
00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:51,333
Well, it's nice. It looks...
looks really good on you.
266
00:12:51,416 --> 00:12:53,916
Well, you could tell me that
once in a while.
267
00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:56,416
I just did tell you that.
268
00:12:56,500 --> 00:12:58,666
God, I can't believe
you forgot the wine.
269
00:12:58,750 --> 00:13:00,250
I didn't forget the wine.
270
00:13:00,333 --> 00:13:02,708
I'm on this collapsible bike
like a fucking schmuck,
271
00:13:02,791 --> 00:13:04,791
and I can't answer text messages
while I'm on it.
272
00:13:04,875 --> 00:13:06,625
Oh! Do we have anything nice
to drink?
273
00:13:06,708 --> 00:13:08,375
No, there's nothing to drink.
274
00:13:08,458 --> 00:13:09,875
We should probably call them
and tell them not to come over.
275
00:13:09,958 --> 00:13:11,291
Look, we have this, this thing.
Is this weird?
276
00:13:11,375 --> 00:13:12,666
Yes, it's weird.
What is this? New Year's?
277
00:13:12,750 --> 00:13:14,375
We're popping champagne
with these people?
278
00:13:14,458 --> 00:13:16,166
It's fine, look.
We'll pre-pop it,
279
00:13:16,250 --> 00:13:18,333
so by the time they get here,
it'll be, you know, fizzed out,
280
00:13:18,416 --> 00:13:20,083
and it'll just be
like a sparkling wine.
281
00:13:20,166 --> 00:13:22,708
Can't you see this is obviously
not a good time to have company?
282
00:13:22,791 --> 00:13:25,333
What the fuck do you mean?
I just made this whole soufflé.
283
00:13:25,416 --> 00:13:27,125
- Did you see this thing?
- Yes.
284
00:13:27,208 --> 00:13:29,083
Do you have any idea how hard
I worked on this fucking thing?
285
00:13:29,166 --> 00:13:30,916
It's gonna be fucking beautiful
if you'd just shut the fuck up!
286
00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:32,625
I'm gonna make this very simple.
287
00:13:32,708 --> 00:13:34,291
Either you tell 'em not to come,
or I'm gonna bring up
288
00:13:34,375 --> 00:13:36,333
the screaming,
groaning fucking noises.
289
00:13:36,416 --> 00:13:37,916
What?
290
00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:40,166
- Was that an ultimatum?
- Yeah. The choice is yours.
291
00:13:40,250 --> 00:13:42,166
I'm sorry.
292
00:13:42,250 --> 00:13:43,750
You're gonna bring up
the fucking?
293
00:13:43,833 --> 00:13:46,583
- Yeah.
- Mm. Mm-hmm.
294
00:13:46,666 --> 00:13:49,583
Do you even understand
how hard it is
295
00:13:49,666 --> 00:13:51,541
- for a woman to come that hard?
- Yes, I do,
296
00:13:51,625 --> 00:13:53,875
'cause you've mentioned it
100 times in the last 3 minutes.
297
00:13:53,958 --> 00:13:55,458
'Cause I don't think you get it.
298
00:13:55,541 --> 00:13:58,625
I don't think you really
understand how difficult it is.
299
00:13:58,708 --> 00:14:00,750
And if we say something,
do you know what's gonna happen?
300
00:14:00,833 --> 00:14:02,750
Every time they fuck
and she comes,
301
00:14:02,833 --> 00:14:05,166
they're gonna see
our dumb faces. That's not fair.
302
00:14:05,250 --> 00:14:09,833
I could not care less
about anything in the world
303
00:14:09,916 --> 00:14:11,750
than this woman's
fucking orgasm.
304
00:14:11,833 --> 00:14:13,416
I just wanted
to have a nice night.
305
00:14:13,500 --> 00:14:15,083
I just wanted to have a nice,
normal fucking night,
306
00:14:15,166 --> 00:14:16,375
and you won't let me.
307
00:14:16,458 --> 00:14:18,291
These people
are disrespecting us.
308
00:14:18,375 --> 00:14:20,666
They know we can hear them,
can you not see that?
309
00:14:20,750 --> 00:14:22,541
What are you talking about?
You sound like your father.
310
00:14:22,625 --> 00:14:24,125
- No. That is not what this is.
- Yes, it is.
311
00:14:24,208 --> 00:14:25,500
They know we can hear them.
312
00:14:25,583 --> 00:14:26,875
- They get off on it.
- No!
313
00:14:26,958 --> 00:14:28,500
They're fucking with us.
They're perverts.
314
00:14:28,583 --> 00:14:30,125
They're not thinking
about us!
315
00:14:30,208 --> 00:14:32,458
Well, maybe that's the problem.
Maybe they should be!
316
00:14:32,541 --> 00:14:34,708
Why? Oh... You know what?
We're not fucking canceling.
317
00:14:34,791 --> 00:14:36,916
Do you know why?
We don't have friends!
318
00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:38,333
You mean I'll be friends
with them?
319
00:14:38,416 --> 00:14:39,916
- Are you kidding me?
- Why not? Maybe.
320
00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:41,916
It's not my fault
we don't have friends.
321
00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:44,125
I would love to have friends.
People like me.
322
00:14:44,208 --> 00:14:45,916
Why do you think
we don't have friends?
323
00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:48,166
I'll tell you why:
'Cause we're fucking miserab...!
324
00:14:51,916 --> 00:14:53,333
Hi.
325
00:14:54,250 --> 00:14:55,833
Hi. Come in.
326
00:14:55,916 --> 00:14:57,250
Nice to see you, Angela.
327
00:14:57,333 --> 00:15:00,458
Yes, I'm...
We are so happy you're here.
328
00:15:02,625 --> 00:15:03,708
Hi.
329
00:15:04,333 --> 00:15:05,625
Ah, two.
330
00:15:05,708 --> 00:15:07,750
- Nice to meet you.
- Angela. Me too.
331
00:15:07,833 --> 00:15:10,291
Yes. Joe, you...
332
00:15:10,375 --> 00:15:12,458
You remember Piña and Hawk?
333
00:15:15,875 --> 00:15:18,500
This... It's still a good time?
334
00:15:18,583 --> 00:15:20,666
Yes. Yeah.
335
00:15:20,750 --> 00:15:22,333
Are you sure
we're not interrupting?
336
00:15:22,416 --> 00:15:23,541
No, it's great.
337
00:15:23,625 --> 00:15:25,083
- If it's good for you...
- Yeah.
338
00:15:25,166 --> 00:15:26,833
...it's great for us.
Yeah, we love... Yeah.
339
00:15:26,916 --> 00:15:30,916
It just... It took you a while
to come to the door,
340
00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:33,666
and it sounded
like you were arguing.
341
00:15:33,750 --> 00:15:35,458
- No filter.
- No, I just wanna be honest.
342
00:15:35,541 --> 00:15:38,083
We were... We were at the door
before we rang,
343
00:15:38,166 --> 00:15:40,166
and we could hear
you were fighting.
344
00:15:40,250 --> 00:15:42,958
Oh, we were talk...
We were, um...
345
00:15:43,041 --> 00:15:44,666
- We were fighting.
- We were fighting, yeah.
346
00:15:44,750 --> 00:15:46,458
Bit of a contentious
environment in here,
347
00:15:46,541 --> 00:15:48,583
so I understand
if that's repellent to you.
348
00:15:48,666 --> 00:15:50,125
No hard feelings,
you know what I mean?
349
00:15:50,208 --> 00:15:52,083
Completely understand.
You know?
350
00:15:52,166 --> 00:15:54,583
We love
a contentious environment.
351
00:15:57,625 --> 00:15:59,250
- We love it.
- OK.
352
00:15:59,333 --> 00:16:01,416
Well, really, really, it's fine.
353
00:16:01,500 --> 00:16:03,833
You hit the jackpot, then,
my friend.
354
00:16:04,666 --> 00:16:06,291
You're in for a treat.
355
00:16:06,375 --> 00:16:07,708
- OK?
- Yeah, great.
356
00:16:07,791 --> 00:16:09,208
Do we have
to take our shoes off?
357
00:16:09,291 --> 00:16:11,416
Oh God, no.
No, no! No! No!
358
00:16:11,500 --> 00:16:13,333
- Yeah. OK. Great.
- Hey... Hey, Joe.
359
00:16:13,416 --> 00:16:15,000
- May I look at this place?
- Yeah, thank you.
360
00:16:15,083 --> 00:16:17,375
Joe! Be honest,
do you want us to take 'em off?
361
00:16:19,208 --> 00:16:21,875
I don't give a fuck if you
take your shoes off, personally.
362
00:16:21,958 --> 00:16:23,833
God...
363
00:16:28,958 --> 00:16:31,125
- Hawk, is it?
- Hawk, yeah. Yeah.
364
00:16:31,208 --> 00:16:33,125
- Like the bird?
- Yep, like the bird.
365
00:16:33,916 --> 00:16:35,375
Cool.
366
00:16:35,458 --> 00:16:37,375
This guy.
367
00:16:38,541 --> 00:16:40,625
We've been dying
to see your apartment.
368
00:16:40,708 --> 00:16:44,041
Oh! Oh, God. I'm so sorry.
We wanted to invite you.
369
00:16:44,125 --> 00:16:45,541
It wasn't quite ready before.
370
00:16:45,625 --> 00:16:47,291
Still isn't quite ready
if you ask me.
371
00:16:47,375 --> 00:16:49,208
Yeah, 'cause you mentioned it
in the elevator,
372
00:16:49,291 --> 00:16:50,708
but then you never called.
373
00:16:50,791 --> 00:16:52,416
- Yes.
- We, uh...
374
00:16:52,500 --> 00:16:54,500
What? No... I mean, we wondered
if we did something wrong.
375
00:16:54,583 --> 00:16:55,750
- No, God, no.
- Well...
376
00:16:55,833 --> 00:16:57,791
No, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no.
377
00:16:57,875 --> 00:16:59,375
No, I'm sorry about that. No.
378
00:16:59,458 --> 00:17:01,833
What do you...
What do you think?
379
00:17:01,916 --> 00:17:03,625
- It's huge.
- So much bigger now.
380
00:17:03,708 --> 00:17:06,375
- It has such a nice flow.
- You guys have money?
381
00:17:16,333 --> 00:17:17,875
Just saying...
382
00:17:17,958 --> 00:17:20,875
You really... You really got
some beautiful pieces.
383
00:17:20,958 --> 00:17:22,666
- It's all Angela.
- Well, I know what I like,
384
00:17:22,750 --> 00:17:24,666
- but it's not all expensive.
- Some of it is very expensive.
385
00:17:24,750 --> 00:17:27,041
- Some of it. Most of it's not.
- Some of it is, though.
386
00:17:27,125 --> 00:17:28,708
- Not everything.
- But some of it.
387
00:17:28,791 --> 00:17:30,291
I guess what I meant to say is,
388
00:17:30,375 --> 00:17:32,583
you can tell that it's been done
with a lot of care,
389
00:17:32,666 --> 00:17:34,625
and you have a really great eye.
390
00:17:35,791 --> 00:17:38,125
That's true.
I... I can feel it.
391
00:17:38,208 --> 00:17:40,333
I feel you put so much love.
392
00:17:41,375 --> 00:17:43,791
I... I did that.
Thank you, yeah.
393
00:17:43,875 --> 00:17:45,666
I...
394
00:17:45,750 --> 00:17:48,458
I love it. I do love it.
I really care. I do.
395
00:17:48,541 --> 00:17:51,125
- Thank you for saying that.
- I can see it.
396
00:17:51,208 --> 00:17:52,791
I care.
I do care a lot. I...
397
00:17:54,875 --> 00:17:57,625
I'm so sorry.
I'm getting emotional.
398
00:17:57,708 --> 00:18:00,625
I don't know why,
but I thank you.
399
00:18:00,708 --> 00:18:02,291
Thank you for saying that.
400
00:18:02,375 --> 00:18:04,041
- Yeah, it has...
- ...great energy.
401
00:18:05,916 --> 00:18:08,875
- Oh! I...
- Wow! Look at that!
402
00:18:08,958 --> 00:18:11,125
Energy is what I was going for.
That's what I wanted.
403
00:18:11,208 --> 00:18:13,625
Energy's great. We talked a lot
about how to capture energy,
404
00:18:13,708 --> 00:18:15,500
as though that was a real thing
we could do.
405
00:18:15,583 --> 00:18:18,291
- Well, energy is everything.
- Really?
406
00:18:18,375 --> 00:18:22,208
Kinetic, chemical, potential,
nuclear, sexual.
407
00:18:22,291 --> 00:18:25,250
You cannot really create it
or destroy it,
408
00:18:25,333 --> 00:18:28,166
but you can find ways
to shape it.
409
00:18:28,250 --> 00:18:30,916
- Mm.
- Beautiful.
410
00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:32,541
You shaped it
really beautifully here.
411
00:18:32,625 --> 00:18:34,500
- I love the shape.
- Thank you.
412
00:18:35,708 --> 00:18:37,291
Too existential for you, Joe?
413
00:18:37,375 --> 00:18:39,458
No. Hey...
Not existential enough for me.
414
00:18:39,541 --> 00:18:42,291
Let's get deep.
What is life?
415
00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:49,083
Oh, that is my Spanish flan.
416
00:18:49,166 --> 00:18:52,541
No! Oh, my God! Flan.
Oh, how elegant.
417
00:18:52,625 --> 00:18:54,125
Fair warning.
418
00:18:54,208 --> 00:18:56,625
Once you try Piña's flan,
there's no going back.
419
00:18:56,708 --> 00:18:58,416
You'll be at our door
late at night,
420
00:18:58,500 --> 00:19:00,041
like a junkie under the bridge,
421
00:19:00,125 --> 00:19:03,708
saying, "We need a score",
like, uh... heroin.
422
00:19:05,375 --> 00:19:07,416
Wow!
423
00:19:07,500 --> 00:19:08,833
Hmm.
424
00:19:10,333 --> 00:19:11,458
You might wanna
put it in the fridge.
425
00:19:11,541 --> 00:19:13,083
Yes. Yeah. Come...
426
00:19:13,166 --> 00:19:14,333
Yeah, you want it refrigerated.
427
00:19:14,416 --> 00:19:16,166
- Is it "flawn" or "flan"?
- Flan.
428
00:19:16,250 --> 00:19:17,458
- Flan?
- Flan.
429
00:19:17,541 --> 00:19:19,333
- Thought it was "flawn".
- Yes.
430
00:19:25,458 --> 00:19:27,291
Oh!
431
00:19:29,625 --> 00:19:31,958
- Remember to...
- Yes! Right!
432
00:19:35,625 --> 00:19:37,541
I'm so sorry. I haven't...
433
00:19:37,625 --> 00:19:40,750
I literally haven't offered you
anything to drink. I'm so...
434
00:19:40,833 --> 00:19:46,625
We have
some beautiful sparkling...
435
00:19:46,708 --> 00:19:48,666
- Hmm!
- ...um, that...
436
00:19:48,750 --> 00:19:50,166
Or maybe you'd prefer...
437
00:19:50,250 --> 00:19:51,791
- Wine.
- Wine's better.
438
00:19:51,875 --> 00:19:54,125
- Wine. Wine.
- Yeah.
439
00:19:54,208 --> 00:19:56,416
Wine.
Do we have wine?
440
00:19:56,500 --> 00:19:58,458
- We do have wine.
- We do have wine?
441
00:19:58,541 --> 00:20:00,083
- Oh, we do. We have wine.
- Oh, wine.
442
00:20:00,166 --> 00:20:02,583
We have...
We have the anniversary wine.
443
00:20:02,666 --> 00:20:04,166
- Our anniversary wine?
- Yes.
444
00:20:04,250 --> 00:20:06,041
The wine my uncle gave us
for our anniversary
445
00:20:06,125 --> 00:20:07,666
that we've been saving
for a special occasion?
446
00:20:07,750 --> 00:20:09,208
- Château Haut-Brion?
- Yes.
447
00:20:09,291 --> 00:20:10,708
- 1980?
- Yes.
448
00:20:10,791 --> 00:20:12,500
Get the wine!
449
00:20:12,583 --> 00:20:13,875
- We have.
- We do have wine.
450
00:20:13,958 --> 00:20:16,000
We've been waiting
for the perfect moment.
451
00:20:16,083 --> 00:20:18,166
- Are you sure this is it?
- Yes! Yeah! Yeah, yeah. Yep.
452
00:20:18,250 --> 00:20:21,083
Yeah. Totally.
453
00:20:21,166 --> 00:20:23,791
That's great. Finally!
454
00:20:23,875 --> 00:20:25,791
- Yep. Mm-hmm.
- There it is. 1982.
455
00:20:25,875 --> 00:20:27,291
- Yeah.
- Château Haut-Brion.
456
00:20:27,375 --> 00:20:28,791
Perfect. Great.
457
00:20:28,875 --> 00:20:30,000
You wanna save that
for another time?
458
00:20:30,083 --> 00:20:31,666
Oh my God, no! What time?
459
00:20:31,750 --> 00:20:33,541
- This is it!
- No. Are you kidding me? Yeah.
460
00:20:33,625 --> 00:20:35,833
No time like the present, huh?
461
00:20:36,708 --> 00:20:38,791
Do you wanna open it?
462
00:20:38,875 --> 00:20:43,000
- Of course. Yeah. Um... yep.
- That's not where it is.
463
00:20:43,083 --> 00:20:44,625
It's usually in there.
It should be in there.
464
00:20:44,708 --> 00:20:47,041
- No, it's never been in there.
- Definitely, I...
465
00:20:47,125 --> 00:20:48,958
- It should be in here.
- No, it's never been in there.
466
00:20:49,041 --> 00:20:51,666
- Literally never been in there!
- Never been in there?
467
00:20:51,750 --> 00:20:53,750
It's not there. No, 'cause I
never would've put it in there.
468
00:20:53,833 --> 00:20:55,500
- That's not where it goes.
- Often is in there.
469
00:20:55,583 --> 00:20:57,375
It's literally
never been there.
470
00:20:57,458 --> 00:20:59,500
- Do you want me to do it?
- Got it!
471
00:21:01,083 --> 00:21:02,791
Sorry. We don't, um...
472
00:21:03,875 --> 00:21:06,500
...have people over very often.
473
00:21:06,583 --> 00:21:07,958
- Do you want me to do it?
- I got it.
474
00:21:08,041 --> 00:21:09,208
OK.
475
00:21:15,375 --> 00:21:17,166
- Boom! My God...
- Bravo!
476
00:21:17,250 --> 00:21:18,625
Wow!
477
00:21:18,708 --> 00:21:20,250
- Little bit of cork in there.
- Yeah...
478
00:21:20,333 --> 00:21:21,541
I had confidence, Joe.
479
00:21:21,625 --> 00:21:23,125
Thank you.
I knew I'd get there.
480
00:21:23,208 --> 00:21:24,875
Ah...
481
00:21:24,958 --> 00:21:28,625
- Mm... Yeah.
- Thank you so much.
482
00:21:28,708 --> 00:21:30,125
- Yes. Great.
- Sláinte.
483
00:21:30,208 --> 00:21:32,500
- Salud.
- Joe, thank your uncle.
484
00:21:32,583 --> 00:21:34,750
He's, uh... He's dead, so...
485
00:21:34,833 --> 00:21:38,166
Maybe next time.
Pretty weird guy.
486
00:21:38,250 --> 00:21:40,166
- Oh, how is your daughter?
- Maggie?
487
00:21:40,250 --> 00:21:41,500
She's so cool.
488
00:21:41,583 --> 00:21:43,083
She is cool.
Yeah. She's great.
489
00:21:43,166 --> 00:21:45,041
- I love her style.
- I know, right?
490
00:21:45,125 --> 00:21:46,583
- She's awesome.
- Yeah, she's...
491
00:21:46,666 --> 00:21:49,375
She's amazing.
I'm really gonna miss her.
492
00:21:49,458 --> 00:21:50,875
Where's she going?
493
00:21:52,416 --> 00:21:54,083
To college.
494
00:21:54,166 --> 00:21:57,083
In six years?
She's... She's twelve years old!
495
00:21:57,166 --> 00:22:00,083
Yeah, I know. But it's just...
I'm gonna miss her,
496
00:22:00,166 --> 00:22:02,875
and I'm just gonna be alone.
497
00:22:02,958 --> 00:22:05,041
What about me?
Where have I gone?
498
00:22:05,125 --> 00:22:06,750
I'm just saying it's gonna be...
499
00:22:06,833 --> 00:22:08,833
- It's gonna be different.
- Do you know something I don't?
500
00:22:08,916 --> 00:22:11,583
No, I do not. I'm just saying,
it... won't be the same.
501
00:22:11,666 --> 00:22:14,000
It's not gonna be the same.
So... I'm sorry.
502
00:22:14,083 --> 00:22:16,708
I'm just, I feel like
I'm becoming emotional again.
503
00:22:16,791 --> 00:22:18,500
Sorry for what?
504
00:22:18,583 --> 00:22:20,833
I mean, we would be crazy
if we didn't cry.
505
00:22:20,916 --> 00:22:22,416
- Yeah.
- You know, it's the best way
506
00:22:22,500 --> 00:22:25,250
to release stress hormones, cortisol.
507
00:22:25,333 --> 00:22:27,500
Oh, I have a lot of that, then.
That's what I do.
508
00:22:27,583 --> 00:22:29,083
- She does.
- It's just...
509
00:22:29,166 --> 00:22:30,875
There's nothing in the world
better than being a mom,
510
00:22:30,958 --> 00:22:32,458
you know?
511
00:22:32,541 --> 00:22:35,250
For... For some.
512
00:22:35,333 --> 00:22:40,541
But not everyone, because
that... that isn't your path.
513
00:22:40,625 --> 00:22:43,250
- You... You don't...
- I mean, we talk about it.
514
00:22:43,333 --> 00:22:44,833
- We think about it.
- Right.
515
00:22:44,916 --> 00:22:47,125
- Hasn't been a priority.
- Yeah.
516
00:22:47,208 --> 00:22:48,666
- No, no. Yeah, maybe.
- Yeah.
517
00:22:48,750 --> 00:22:50,291
- Maybe.
- That's great.
518
00:22:50,375 --> 00:22:52,125
You should probably decide
sooner than later.
519
00:22:53,333 --> 00:22:54,500
What?
520
00:22:56,333 --> 00:22:58,958
Whether or not
you're gonna have children.
521
00:23:00,333 --> 00:23:01,541
Why?
522
00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:06,625
You know, just due to age.
523
00:23:09,166 --> 00:23:10,500
Whose age?
524
00:23:10,583 --> 00:23:12,208
You know? I mean...
525
00:23:12,291 --> 00:23:14,416
Picasso had a baby
when he was ninety, so...
526
00:23:14,500 --> 00:23:18,000
It's more... It's probably
more the science stuff.
527
00:23:18,083 --> 00:23:19,791
Mm... Science.
528
00:23:19,875 --> 00:23:23,666
Traditionally, the woman is...
I didn't want to talk about it.
529
00:23:23,750 --> 00:23:25,625
Actually, I have something...
530
00:23:25,708 --> 00:23:27,375
You know, time, she marches.
531
00:23:27,458 --> 00:23:29,458
Don't know if you saw it before,
but this is just something,
532
00:23:29,541 --> 00:23:32,916
a gesture to remind you of home.
533
00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:35,708
Uh, it's just a little,
um... jamón.
534
00:23:35,791 --> 00:23:37,833
Oh, that is so sweet,
and I love how you say it.
535
00:23:37,916 --> 00:23:39,583
- Can you say it again?
- Jamón.
536
00:23:39,666 --> 00:23:41,916
Oh, my God.
It's so sweet, I will eat you!
537
00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:44,583
- I cannot... I don't eat meat.
- Hmm?
538
00:23:45,958 --> 00:23:46,958
- No?
- He does.
539
00:23:47,041 --> 00:23:48,916
I do. Yeah.
Full carnivore.
540
00:23:50,375 --> 00:23:52,625
Cheese? Do you...
We have so much cheese!
541
00:23:52,708 --> 00:23:55,458
No. I mean... no.
For me, no cheese.
542
00:23:55,541 --> 00:23:57,541
- You don't eat cheese? No...
- She's a vegan.
543
00:23:57,625 --> 00:23:59,416
- Inflammation.
- Right, yeah.
544
00:23:59,500 --> 00:24:01,791
- Oh, the crackers.
- I don't. Mm-mm.
545
00:24:01,875 --> 00:24:03,250
For me, also no.
546
00:24:03,333 --> 00:24:06,125
No gluten, no dairy, no meat,
no sugar.
547
00:24:06,208 --> 00:24:07,791
We got almonds.
You want almonds?
548
00:24:07,875 --> 00:24:09,166
Ah...
549
00:24:09,250 --> 00:24:12,125
- You love almonds.
- I love almonds.
550
00:24:12,208 --> 00:24:14,916
Really failed on the meat,
then, huh?
551
00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:17,291
Meat fail.
Failed on the meat. It's OK.
552
00:24:17,375 --> 00:24:19,208
I will eat Piña's meat.
553
00:24:19,291 --> 00:24:21,916
All your beautiful meat
will get eaten. I'm starving.
554
00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:23,500
- Mm-hmm.
- Yeah.
555
00:24:23,583 --> 00:24:25,125
It's totally... Hey, it's great.
556
00:24:25,208 --> 00:24:26,583
- Thank you.
- Yeah.
557
00:24:26,666 --> 00:24:28,125
Is there a bathroom I can use
before I...?
558
00:24:28,208 --> 00:24:29,708
It's this... that.
559
00:24:29,791 --> 00:24:32,583
- Yeah. Thank you. It's lovely.
- Great. I just...
560
00:24:32,666 --> 00:24:34,750
Piña, what do you want to eat?
561
00:24:34,833 --> 00:24:36,583
Whatever you want, I can get it.
I can order it.
562
00:24:36,666 --> 00:24:37,916
I can get it here so fast.
563
00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:39,583
Five minutes.
They come on a bike.
564
00:24:39,666 --> 00:24:41,291
Anything, any cuisine you like.
565
00:24:41,375 --> 00:24:42,875
- What do you like?
- She's fine.
566
00:24:42,958 --> 00:24:44,916
- I don't want anything.
- Yeah, she's good.
567
00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:46,333
But I don't understand
568
00:24:46,416 --> 00:24:49,541
how you put all of this together
so quickly.
569
00:24:49,625 --> 00:24:51,500
I mean, we only planned
this morning.
570
00:24:51,583 --> 00:24:54,333
- This is like magic.
- This morning? Really?
571
00:24:54,416 --> 00:24:57,916
Was it? Or... I think yes...
yesterday morning.
572
00:24:58,000 --> 00:24:59,375
- Just this morning?
- This morning.
573
00:24:59,458 --> 00:25:01,041
- Not yesterday.
- Last... Last morning.
574
00:25:01,125 --> 00:25:02,833
- This morning?
- Last morning.
575
00:25:02,916 --> 00:25:05,458
That's not an expression.
This morning. Happened today.
576
00:25:05,541 --> 00:25:07,666
Just because the days, they...
You know how they...
577
00:25:07,750 --> 00:25:09,250
They kind of
blur into one.
578
00:25:09,333 --> 00:25:11,166
- This morning.
- Yes.
579
00:25:11,250 --> 00:25:13,083
Are you cold?
580
00:25:13,166 --> 00:25:15,250
What are you doing?
What's happening right now?
581
00:25:15,333 --> 00:25:17,875
- What you doing right now?
- Am I OK?
582
00:25:17,958 --> 00:25:19,416
I don't know.
Are you choking?
583
00:25:19,500 --> 00:25:22,541
I just feel a little...
Am I OK?
584
00:25:22,625 --> 00:25:23,875
Are you choking
right now?
585
00:25:23,958 --> 00:25:25,958
No, I...
586
00:25:26,041 --> 00:25:29,166
- I get a little...
- This happens a lot?
587
00:25:39,958 --> 00:25:42,208
It could be the beginning
of perimenopause.
588
00:25:42,291 --> 00:25:43,791
- What?
- Perimenopause?
589
00:25:43,875 --> 00:25:46,125
And it can be such
a challenging, horrible time...
590
00:25:46,208 --> 00:25:47,375
Holy shit.
591
00:25:47,458 --> 00:25:49,000
...and last
more than ten years.
592
00:25:49,083 --> 00:25:50,916
- Oh, God.
- Oh, my God. Great!
593
00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:52,333
Makes me so angry,
594
00:25:52,416 --> 00:25:54,708
how so many people still today
595
00:25:54,791 --> 00:25:57,500
talk about hot flashes
as the only problem.
596
00:25:57,583 --> 00:25:59,583
- I know.
- This is a serious,
597
00:25:59,666 --> 00:26:03,375
huge neuroendocrine change
that affects everything -
598
00:26:03,458 --> 00:26:07,083
memory, cardiovascular health,
metabolism -
599
00:26:07,166 --> 00:26:09,541
and we are expected
just to deal with it.
600
00:26:09,625 --> 00:26:13,708
Just deal with depression,
anxiety, brain fog, insomnia.
601
00:26:13,791 --> 00:26:16,125
Mood swings.
Is that one of 'em?
602
00:26:16,208 --> 00:26:18,125
Yeah. Yeah.
Resentment towards your spouse.
603
00:26:18,208 --> 00:26:20,958
Overspending
on home goods and cheeses.
604
00:26:21,041 --> 00:26:23,166
Abundance of charcuterie.
605
00:26:24,666 --> 00:26:26,625
I knew you were gonna make
a joke about it.
606
00:26:26,708 --> 00:26:28,625
I am. I'm making a joke.
I thought...
607
00:26:28,708 --> 00:26:31,250
Let me explain it to you
in a different way.
608
00:26:31,333 --> 00:26:33,000
OK.
609
00:26:34,458 --> 00:26:40,416
What if your testicles
shriveled up and died,
610
00:26:40,500 --> 00:26:44,708
and your empty ball sack
flopped around in the breeze
611
00:26:44,791 --> 00:26:49,000
for the next thirty years or so?
612
00:26:49,083 --> 00:26:51,166
How would you like that?
613
00:26:52,541 --> 00:26:54,125
I wouldn't like that.
614
00:26:54,208 --> 00:26:56,625
- No. You wouldn't.
- No.
615
00:26:56,708 --> 00:26:59,791
- So, don't joke about it.
- OK. Copy that. I won't.
616
00:26:59,875 --> 00:27:01,958
I get it. I'm sorry.
617
00:27:02,041 --> 00:27:04,083
Are you a doctor
or something like that?
618
00:27:04,166 --> 00:27:06,875
- I'm a psychotherapist.
- Ah.
619
00:27:06,958 --> 00:27:08,791
- And a sexologist.
- Oh.
620
00:27:08,875 --> 00:27:11,500
- "Sexologist"?
- And I also care about women.
621
00:27:11,583 --> 00:27:13,458
I, uh... care about women.
622
00:27:13,541 --> 00:27:17,750
Hey, they got, uh...
like, a whole music studio here.
623
00:27:17,833 --> 00:27:20,416
That's gonna...
That's gonna be bad.
624
00:27:20,500 --> 00:27:22,000
You the...
You the piano player?
625
00:27:22,083 --> 00:27:25,416
- No one plays that anymore.
- Really? It's so nice.
626
00:27:26,583 --> 00:27:28,166
No?
627
00:27:28,916 --> 00:27:30,583
Joe was in a band.
628
00:27:30,666 --> 00:27:32,875
- Oh, really? In a band?
- Yeah, in a band.
629
00:27:32,958 --> 00:27:34,500
- In a band?
- Mm-hmm.
630
00:27:34,583 --> 00:27:36,291
Do we know you, and we
just don't know we know you?
631
00:27:36,375 --> 00:27:37,916
- No. No, definitely not.
- Sure?
632
00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:39,875
Yes, I'm positive. Yeah.
633
00:27:39,958 --> 00:27:41,291
They might.
634
00:27:41,375 --> 00:27:42,708
- Don't think so.
- No?
635
00:27:42,791 --> 00:27:44,416
Remember The Onslaught?
636
00:27:44,500 --> 00:27:46,416
- Yeah, The Onslaught.
- They had a song, uh...
637
00:27:46,500 --> 00:27:48,041
"One Girl".
It was very big.
638
00:27:48,125 --> 00:27:50,000
- "One Girl", yeah.
- It was really big in...
639
00:27:50,083 --> 00:27:51,791
Yeah, for one week.
640
00:27:51,875 --> 00:27:54,166
- In two thousand and...
- 2008.
641
00:27:54,250 --> 00:27:56,291
- Yeah.
- Were you the girl?
642
00:27:56,375 --> 00:27:57,916
I was, I was.
643
00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:00,250
- Still is. Technically.
- Technically, still.
644
00:28:00,333 --> 00:28:03,333
Yes.
I was the girl.
645
00:28:03,416 --> 00:28:04,625
What kind of music?
646
00:28:04,708 --> 00:28:07,416
Well, it's like
pop, punk, indie...
647
00:28:07,500 --> 00:28:09,875
It's, like... It's not, uh...
It's... It's a dead genre.
648
00:28:09,958 --> 00:28:13,000
- Can we listen to it?
- No.
649
00:28:13,083 --> 00:28:14,916
But, I mean...
You know, can we...
650
00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:17,416
- Can you find it on Spotify?
- No.
651
00:28:17,500 --> 00:28:19,875
Do you ever play live?
We could come see you.
652
00:28:19,958 --> 00:28:21,791
Yeah, you kind of
missed that window
653
00:28:21,875 --> 00:28:24,208
by a few decades, unfortunately.
654
00:28:24,291 --> 00:28:26,625
Joe plays...
He actually teaches music now.
655
00:28:26,708 --> 00:28:28,333
- Yeah.
- Where?
656
00:28:28,416 --> 00:28:31,333
- East Bay.
- Like, Berkeley?
657
00:28:31,416 --> 00:28:36,166
No. East Bay Music.
It's a small conservatory.
658
00:28:36,250 --> 00:28:38,666
- It's an amazing school.
- It's fine. It's a fine school.
659
00:28:38,750 --> 00:28:40,458
You're a music professor?
660
00:28:40,541 --> 00:28:41,958
Associate.
661
00:28:42,041 --> 00:28:44,208
Wow.
That's really cool.
662
00:28:44,291 --> 00:28:46,791
It's fine.
663
00:28:46,875 --> 00:28:49,208
I'm sorry.
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
664
00:28:49,291 --> 00:28:51,083
I'm sorry.
665
00:28:51,166 --> 00:28:52,666
What is the...
666
00:28:52,750 --> 00:28:55,666
- Oh, come on.
- Ah, la alfombra.
667
00:28:57,541 --> 00:28:59,541
What is going on here?
668
00:28:59,625 --> 00:29:02,708
This rug.
Where'd you get it?
669
00:29:02,791 --> 00:29:04,500
He is obsessed
with carpets.
670
00:29:04,583 --> 00:29:06,041
Oh! So am I.
671
00:29:06,125 --> 00:29:09,000
- I love rugs. Joe not so much.
- Not so much.
672
00:29:09,083 --> 00:29:11,666
More into credenza,
sconces, things like that.
673
00:29:14,500 --> 00:29:16,375
Holy shit,
I think it's a Heriz.
674
00:29:16,458 --> 00:29:17,833
No!
675
00:29:17,916 --> 00:29:19,583
- And it's...
- Where did you get this?
676
00:29:19,666 --> 00:29:22,375
- I got it at a flea market.
- A flea market? No, you didn't.
677
00:29:22,458 --> 00:29:23,541
- I did.
- No, you didn't.
678
00:29:23,625 --> 00:29:25,125
I just liked the colors.
679
00:29:25,208 --> 00:29:28,083
You did? Well, you found
a Van Gogh in a garage sale.
680
00:29:28,166 --> 00:29:29,708
- I did?
- Wow, look at that!
681
00:29:29,791 --> 00:29:32,375
- But it's a rug, so...
- No, it's not.
682
00:29:32,458 --> 00:29:34,500
- It's a Heriz.
- It's a Heriz.
683
00:29:34,583 --> 00:29:36,083
Rug.
684
00:29:36,708 --> 00:29:38,291
Hmm.
685
00:29:38,375 --> 00:29:40,708
But you didn't pay
a fortune for this?
686
00:29:40,791 --> 00:29:41,833
I did not.
687
00:29:41,916 --> 00:29:43,416
- You swear?
- It's a rug.
688
00:29:43,500 --> 00:29:47,875
Wow. You have a gift. I mean...
And that's, like... wow!
689
00:29:47,958 --> 00:29:50,458
I wanna take off my clothes
and just lie naked on it.
690
00:29:50,541 --> 00:29:51,875
- Do it.
- Can you imagine
691
00:29:51,958 --> 00:29:54,000
the things this carpet has seen?
692
00:29:54,083 --> 00:29:56,541
- So many stories.
- It's really, like...
693
00:29:56,625 --> 00:29:57,875
really cut it.
694
00:29:57,958 --> 00:30:00,500
An incredible, incredible vibe.
695
00:30:00,583 --> 00:30:03,083
- Good energy.
- Wow!
696
00:30:03,166 --> 00:30:04,916
Really good energy.
Yeah.
697
00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:07,208
He did our entire apartment.
698
00:30:07,291 --> 00:30:09,416
It's so beautiful.
You have to come over.
699
00:30:09,500 --> 00:30:11,250
And we really mean it,
unlike you, Joe.
700
00:30:11,333 --> 00:30:12,791
Ha, ha, ha.
Very funny.
701
00:30:12,875 --> 00:30:14,666
Are you an interior designer
or something?
702
00:30:14,750 --> 00:30:16,500
What?
Oh, thank you. No.
703
00:30:16,583 --> 00:30:17,833
No. He is a fireman.
704
00:30:17,916 --> 00:30:19,708
Firefighter, we say.
Firefighter.
705
00:30:19,791 --> 00:30:21,083
You're a firefighter?
706
00:30:21,166 --> 00:30:23,250
You're not a...
You weren't a firefighter.
707
00:30:23,333 --> 00:30:24,958
Yeah, he was a fire captain.
708
00:30:25,041 --> 00:30:27,000
- You were a fire captain?
- Captain Hawk?
709
00:30:27,083 --> 00:30:29,166
- Captain Hawk. No, you weren't.
- Oh, my God.
710
00:30:29,250 --> 00:30:31,458
You're not Captain Hawk.
That's bullshit.
711
00:30:31,541 --> 00:30:33,125
- Why?
- "Why"?
712
00:30:33,208 --> 00:30:34,625
You don't seem like
a firefighter.
713
00:30:34,708 --> 00:30:36,333
What does a firefighter
seem like?
714
00:30:36,416 --> 00:30:38,000
They're brawnier.
They're brawnier.
715
00:30:38,083 --> 00:30:39,708
- They have moustaches.
- What do you mean?
716
00:30:39,791 --> 00:30:42,208
- They're brawnier
- ¿Qué es eso de "brawny"?
717
00:30:42,291 --> 00:30:44,333
- Fuerte. Fuerte.
- More fuerte. More fuerte.
718
00:30:44,416 --> 00:30:45,916
He's very fuerte.
719
00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:48,125
He's pretty fuerte, although
he could be more fuerte.
720
00:30:48,208 --> 00:30:49,958
I don't know
if he's fireman fuerte.
721
00:30:50,041 --> 00:30:51,250
I was more fuerte
in the beginning,
722
00:30:51,333 --> 00:30:53,375
but I was, you know...
723
00:30:53,458 --> 00:30:56,750
I got to my pension.
I just decided I'd had enough
724
00:30:56,833 --> 00:31:01,416
and kind of gave up my hose
for the command job, and then...
725
00:31:01,500 --> 00:31:03,125
- Thank God.
- ...I retired
726
00:31:03,208 --> 00:31:05,833
and just started pursuing
my other interests
727
00:31:05,916 --> 00:31:08,833
- and new adventures.
- Now he's studying roofing.
728
00:31:08,916 --> 00:31:10,958
- Roofing. Beautiful.
- The adventure of roofing.
729
00:31:11,041 --> 00:31:14,291
- No, sorry. Rolfing. Rolfing.
- That's what I said.
730
00:31:14,375 --> 00:31:16,000
- Rolfing.
- Rolfing.
731
00:31:16,083 --> 00:31:17,375
- Say it again.
- No.
732
00:31:17,458 --> 00:31:19,291
Say it again.
733
00:31:22,291 --> 00:31:24,958
You're a masseuse now.
That's cool.
734
00:31:25,041 --> 00:31:26,333
You gonna work
in the Four Seasons?
735
00:31:26,416 --> 00:31:28,583
No, no. Rolfing's a...
736
00:31:28,666 --> 00:31:31,083
It's a much deeper modality.
737
00:31:31,166 --> 00:31:35,375
It... It... It's challenging
for both parties, really.
738
00:31:35,458 --> 00:31:37,666
But, um... yeah, to be healing.
739
00:31:37,750 --> 00:31:40,750
I'm almost certified.
You wanna jump on my table, Joe?
740
00:31:40,833 --> 00:31:43,250
Never in a million years.
741
00:31:45,458 --> 00:31:47,958
Yeah...
I really love you, Joe.
742
00:31:49,125 --> 00:31:50,541
What do you love about me, Hawk?
743
00:31:52,625 --> 00:31:55,291
I like how honest you are
about what you're feeling.
744
00:31:56,500 --> 00:31:59,166
Well,
in the pursuit of honesty...
745
00:31:59,250 --> 00:32:00,791
Who wants a house tour?
746
00:32:00,875 --> 00:32:02,666
Would you like to see more?
There's so much more.
747
00:32:02,750 --> 00:32:04,125
- I do.
- Great.
748
00:32:04,208 --> 00:32:05,750
- Yeah. I definitely do.
- Yeah.
749
00:32:05,833 --> 00:32:08,458
I'm actually gonna smoke
a joint. I've seen the place.
750
00:32:08,541 --> 00:32:10,791
What? Now?
Joe! No!
751
00:32:10,875 --> 00:32:13,166
Can I come with you?
752
00:32:13,250 --> 00:32:15,416
- Really?
- Yeah. Can I?
753
00:32:15,500 --> 00:32:19,375
- Sure. Totally.
- You gonna go up to the roof?
754
00:32:19,458 --> 00:32:22,500
I thought I'd just, you know,
maybe go in my office.
755
00:32:22,583 --> 00:32:24,458
That's cool, right? Unless
you have a problem with that.
756
00:32:24,541 --> 00:32:26,208
- No. Yeah. Yeah.
- Cool. Right?
757
00:32:26,291 --> 00:32:28,750
- Cool. Yeah. Cool. Yeah.
- So, yeah. Yeah. Cool, right?
758
00:32:28,833 --> 00:32:31,125
- Cool. Yeah. Let's go.
- Uh...
759
00:32:31,208 --> 00:32:33,666
Do you wanna open a window
'cause... you know.
760
00:32:33,750 --> 00:32:35,250
- Yeah, sure.
- Great.
761
00:32:39,500 --> 00:32:41,041
A lot of stuff in here.
762
00:32:41,125 --> 00:32:43,791
What do you got
other than this?
763
00:32:43,875 --> 00:32:45,375
- You saw this.
- Copenhagen Designs.
764
00:32:45,458 --> 00:32:47,125
Oh, if you like...
Let's... Here.
765
00:32:47,208 --> 00:32:49,750
We'll start in here.
I wanna show you...
766
00:32:49,833 --> 00:32:53,291
- You spend a lot of time here.
- I do. You can tell?
767
00:32:53,375 --> 00:32:55,875
- Yes, I can.
- Yeah, it's...
768
00:32:55,958 --> 00:32:57,541
It's a little messy.
I'm usually...
769
00:32:57,625 --> 00:32:59,916
um, you know,
usually alone in here.
770
00:33:05,250 --> 00:33:07,166
There you go.
771
00:33:08,125 --> 00:33:09,666
There you go.
772
00:33:09,750 --> 00:33:11,333
But chaos...
773
00:33:11,416 --> 00:33:13,166
Biggest sign of creativity.
774
00:33:13,250 --> 00:33:14,916
Really? Good. Great.
775
00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:17,500
It means you're focused
on more important things.
776
00:33:17,583 --> 00:33:19,500
Oh, you know, that's...
777
00:33:19,583 --> 00:33:21,750
That's how I like
to think of it. Not sure...
778
00:33:21,833 --> 00:33:23,875
Not sure Angela would
agree with that.
779
00:33:23,958 --> 00:33:27,208
She purges things.
Disgusting in here.
780
00:33:27,291 --> 00:33:30,375
I actually did
all of this grouting myself,
781
00:33:30,458 --> 00:33:32,708
which I love.
I... I find it meditative.
782
00:33:32,791 --> 00:33:34,458
Joe thinks I'm insane.
783
00:33:34,541 --> 00:33:36,875
And then the floor... I mean,
I'm sure this is something
784
00:33:36,958 --> 00:33:38,625
- you might have picked up.
- No.
785
00:33:38,708 --> 00:33:40,125
No?
786
00:33:40,208 --> 00:33:43,416
- Original ceramic penny tile.
- Wow.
787
00:33:43,500 --> 00:33:44,791
Anyway, that was
788
00:33:44,875 --> 00:33:46,416
sort of similar
to what was there before.
789
00:33:46,500 --> 00:33:48,583
But that was kind of
what I was going for with the...
790
00:33:48,666 --> 00:33:51,583
The whole theme was, um...
renovation without change,
791
00:33:51,666 --> 00:33:55,083
which I think I succeeded in,
792
00:33:55,166 --> 00:33:56,875
you know,
just to keep it original,
793
00:33:56,958 --> 00:33:59,791
but with a new surface.
794
00:33:59,875 --> 00:34:04,375
I mean, admittedly,
I know a lot less about tile
795
00:34:04,458 --> 00:34:06,291
than I've learned about rugs,
796
00:34:06,375 --> 00:34:08,916
and a lot of the bathrooms
that I've seen
797
00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:11,375
- have been on fire, so, my...
- Oh, no.
798
00:34:11,458 --> 00:34:13,083
...my relationship with them
was fleeting.
799
00:34:13,166 --> 00:34:14,833
But, um, I'd have just said
800
00:34:14,916 --> 00:34:18,083
this was an immaculately
preserved vintage...
801
00:34:19,791 --> 00:34:21,166
...bathroom.
802
00:34:21,250 --> 00:34:24,458
Wow. Um, that's
what I was going for. That's...
803
00:34:24,541 --> 00:34:26,791
- You fooled me.
- Wow!
804
00:34:26,875 --> 00:34:30,083
- Oh! Facebook marketplace.
- Come on.
805
00:34:30,166 --> 00:34:32,041
The jamón is not...
is not jamón.
806
00:34:32,125 --> 00:34:34,416
- That's not jamón?
- No, it's really prosciutto.
807
00:34:34,500 --> 00:34:36,125
- It's prosciutto?
- Which is OK.
808
00:34:36,208 --> 00:34:37,750
It doesn't look like jamón.
It looks like prosciutto.
809
00:34:37,833 --> 00:34:39,291
But I didn't wanna
say anything.
810
00:34:39,375 --> 00:34:40,500
No, yeah, don't.
811
00:34:40,583 --> 00:34:42,125
If you told her
that wasn't jamón,
812
00:34:42,208 --> 00:34:44,458
she would commit suicide
in our dining room.
813
00:34:44,541 --> 00:34:45,958
I'm telling you that right now.
814
00:34:46,041 --> 00:34:48,500
She can't take it.
She could not take that.
815
00:34:48,583 --> 00:34:50,208
More?
816
00:34:51,750 --> 00:34:54,000
- You good?
- No, no.
817
00:34:54,083 --> 00:34:57,333
Like, I... I don't want more
because then...
818
00:34:57,416 --> 00:34:59,333
If I have more than one hit,
819
00:34:59,416 --> 00:35:02,125
I start counting objects,
and I can't stop,
820
00:35:02,208 --> 00:35:04,208
and imagine what that
would be like in here.
821
00:35:04,291 --> 00:35:06,208
You start counting
objects?
822
00:35:06,291 --> 00:35:07,916
I've never heard of that.
823
00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:10,625
We'd lose you for the rest
of your life.
824
00:35:10,708 --> 00:35:11,916
Exactly.
825
00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:14,666
Exactly. What is this?
826
00:35:14,750 --> 00:35:16,666
It's...
It's for a xylophone.
827
00:35:16,750 --> 00:35:18,708
Exactly.
You figured it out.
828
00:35:18,791 --> 00:35:20,791
It's intuitive, ultimately.
829
00:35:20,875 --> 00:35:23,041
There's only one of those,
so you're OK.
830
00:35:23,125 --> 00:35:25,416
Figured it out.
831
00:35:25,500 --> 00:35:27,666
This is actually, um...
832
00:35:27,750 --> 00:35:32,500
This is where the two
apartments were combined.
833
00:35:32,583 --> 00:35:35,333
And you can just see the...
'cause it's a bit thicker there,
834
00:35:35,416 --> 00:35:37,916
that that's where they, um...
835
00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:40,916
where there used to be
a separation.
836
00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:43,083
- A wall.
- Wall!
837
00:35:43,166 --> 00:35:45,333
That was...
what they call a wall.
838
00:35:45,416 --> 00:35:47,125
The technical term is "wall".
839
00:35:47,208 --> 00:35:49,041
We literally
are just that much, so...
840
00:35:49,125 --> 00:35:50,333
Oh, right,
'cause you guys are...
841
00:35:50,416 --> 00:35:52,666
- Yeah, yeah. It's so lucky.
- Huh!
842
00:35:52,750 --> 00:35:55,708
Well, so, this is Maggie's room,
and I actually did...
843
00:35:55,791 --> 00:35:57,166
I did all the stenciling,
844
00:35:57,250 --> 00:35:58,958
and she's probably
a little old for it now.
845
00:35:59,041 --> 00:36:00,583
I'm probably gonna
have to change it, but I...
846
00:36:00,666 --> 00:36:03,916
- No, it's cute.
- Yeah, it's... Yeah.
847
00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:06,125
The carpeting is...
848
00:36:06,208 --> 00:36:08,041
- Oh!
- Wow.
849
00:36:08,125 --> 00:36:10,333
- Oh.
- God. That's so good.
850
00:36:10,416 --> 00:36:13,375
- Oh!
- Is that, like, Larry Salton?
851
00:36:13,458 --> 00:36:15,958
Oh, no. No. No, no.
That... That is me.
852
00:36:17,583 --> 00:36:20,625
- You took it?
- Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
853
00:36:20,708 --> 00:36:23,000
Wow! Do you work
as a photographer?
854
00:36:23,083 --> 00:36:24,666
No.
855
00:36:24,750 --> 00:36:27,083
No, I went to art school,
like, a million years ago,
856
00:36:27,166 --> 00:36:29,666
and I got a degree
I did literally nothing with,
857
00:36:29,750 --> 00:36:31,500
and that is from then.
858
00:36:31,583 --> 00:36:34,750
I mean, I think...
you know, you...
859
00:36:34,833 --> 00:36:36,875
Your creativity
is all over this place.
860
00:36:36,958 --> 00:36:38,791
I think you're really talented.
861
00:36:40,208 --> 00:36:41,666
Thank you.
862
00:36:41,750 --> 00:36:43,458
What about this?
863
00:36:43,541 --> 00:36:46,500
Oh, that's, no, 'cause that...
That's the bedroom, which is...
864
00:36:46,583 --> 00:36:48,291
- What's going on in here?
- Yeah.
865
00:36:48,375 --> 00:36:50,166
No, I know, I didn't...
I didn't...
866
00:36:50,250 --> 00:36:53,000
It's... not part of the tour.
867
00:36:53,083 --> 00:36:56,416
- It's a pretty important room.
- Yeah... Yeah.
868
00:36:56,500 --> 00:36:57,833
Yes. He is a fireman.
869
00:36:57,916 --> 00:36:59,708
He's really
a fireman? Yeah.
870
00:36:59,791 --> 00:37:02,125
How long
have you been with him?
871
00:37:02,208 --> 00:37:05,250
Uh... one year.
A little less than one year.
872
00:37:05,333 --> 00:37:06,875
- One year. That's it?
- Mm.
873
00:37:06,958 --> 00:37:08,291
Oh, wow.
874
00:37:08,375 --> 00:37:10,083
Would've thought longer.
875
00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:14,125
I was married before.
876
00:37:14,208 --> 00:37:15,958
- Really?
- Yeah.
877
00:37:16,041 --> 00:37:17,166
Interesting.
878
00:37:17,250 --> 00:37:20,125
How did you meet the fireman?
879
00:37:20,208 --> 00:37:22,416
He was my patient.
880
00:37:22,500 --> 00:37:24,083
He was your patient?
881
00:37:24,166 --> 00:37:26,750
And then you started dating him?
882
00:37:26,833 --> 00:37:28,208
Piña!
883
00:37:28,291 --> 00:37:31,750
This was Joe's parents' house.
884
00:37:31,833 --> 00:37:33,125
- Oh, wow.
- Yeah.
885
00:37:33,208 --> 00:37:34,833
- He grew up here?
- He grew up here.
886
00:37:34,916 --> 00:37:38,833
Yeah. He was conceived
right here.
887
00:37:38,916 --> 00:37:40,458
- On this bed?
- No. No, no, different bed.
888
00:37:40,541 --> 00:37:42,583
- Oh, good. Yeah.
- Different mattress.
889
00:37:42,666 --> 00:37:44,708
- Different bed.
- Parental fluids is, like,
890
00:37:44,791 --> 00:37:46,416
a little bit too intimate, maybe.
891
00:37:46,500 --> 00:37:48,958
I mean, he hates...
hates people knowing this,
892
00:37:49,041 --> 00:37:50,666
- so don't...
- Why?
893
00:37:50,750 --> 00:37:53,041
Because, I mean, we could
never in a million years
894
00:37:53,125 --> 00:37:55,250
afford this place.
895
00:37:55,333 --> 00:37:58,291
No shame in that. Like, nobody
in America can afford anything.
896
00:37:58,375 --> 00:38:00,666
Yeah, but he just...
He really...
897
00:38:00,750 --> 00:38:02,416
- It's a bit... eezzz!
- That's crazy.
898
00:38:02,500 --> 00:38:05,083
- Yeah, it's not a...
- It's such a gift. I mean...
899
00:38:05,166 --> 00:38:07,625
- Just...
- Well, that's what I think.
900
00:38:07,708 --> 00:38:11,000
- Make it positive, you know?
- Yeah.
901
00:38:11,083 --> 00:38:15,250
Be grateful and lean into it.
Make it your own, you know?
902
00:38:15,333 --> 00:38:17,208
- Yeah.
- So much pleasure in that.
903
00:38:17,291 --> 00:38:18,666
Yeah...
904
00:38:18,750 --> 00:38:20,166
Yeah.
905
00:38:24,250 --> 00:38:25,916
Can I ask you something?
906
00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:27,708
Sure.
907
00:38:27,791 --> 00:38:29,708
I just... I have a...
908
00:38:29,791 --> 00:38:31,750
I have a decision to make,
and I...
909
00:38:31,833 --> 00:38:34,291
I feel like you might be able
to help me make it.
910
00:38:34,375 --> 00:38:37,625
I mean, if I can, yeah.
911
00:38:37,708 --> 00:38:39,208
Wait, did you
leave your husband for Hawk?
912
00:38:39,291 --> 00:38:41,875
- Is that what happened?
- No, no, no. I didn't.
913
00:38:41,958 --> 00:38:45,291
That relationship was over
when I met him.
914
00:38:49,875 --> 00:38:53,166
How did you know
that, uh... it was over,
915
00:38:53,250 --> 00:38:55,166
if you don't mind me asking?
916
00:38:55,250 --> 00:38:58,416
'Cause we stopped having sex,
then we stopped talking.
917
00:38:58,500 --> 00:39:01,875
Then we were strangers.
918
00:39:01,958 --> 00:39:05,916
People... people forget
that they deserve more.
919
00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:09,333
You know?
They start living on migajas.
920
00:39:10,291 --> 00:39:12,958
- Crumbs.
- Crumbs. Yeah.
921
00:39:13,041 --> 00:39:15,791
And I cannot live like that.
I'd rather die.
922
00:39:15,875 --> 00:39:19,291
I think you really
just have to listen to
923
00:39:19,375 --> 00:39:21,500
what is your heart
kind of pulling you toward,
924
00:39:21,583 --> 00:39:23,708
what vision of yourself?
925
00:39:24,916 --> 00:39:26,416
You know?
926
00:39:26,500 --> 00:39:29,291
I mean, do you see yourself
walking on a cold beach
927
00:39:29,375 --> 00:39:32,750
alone with the wind in your face
and the clarity of that?
928
00:39:32,833 --> 00:39:37,666
Or sitting on a southern porch
in the heat,
929
00:39:37,750 --> 00:39:40,250
holding hands and getting old...
930
00:39:42,875 --> 00:39:45,625
...or...
931
00:39:45,708 --> 00:39:49,125
...sitting in a Copenhagen café
with a stranger?
932
00:39:50,416 --> 00:39:53,000
I'd go with Copenhagen.
933
00:39:53,083 --> 00:39:54,875
I feel the same way. I...
934
00:39:54,958 --> 00:39:57,791
For some reason,
I knew that you would feel that.
935
00:39:57,875 --> 00:40:00,000
It seems so clear
936
00:40:00,083 --> 00:40:01,958
now that we're here
looking at it. I, uh...
937
00:40:02,041 --> 00:40:03,708
You're so right. It's...
938
00:40:03,791 --> 00:40:05,291
It was right there
the whole time.
939
00:40:05,375 --> 00:40:07,125
God! Thank you.
940
00:40:07,208 --> 00:40:09,541
- You didn't need an opinion.
- I did, though. I needed you.
941
00:40:09,625 --> 00:40:11,208
- You just needed...
- No, you don't understand.
942
00:40:11,291 --> 00:40:13,791
It's been months of this.
I've been tortured, and...
943
00:40:13,875 --> 00:40:16,166
You just needed someone to
tell you what you already knew.
944
00:40:16,250 --> 00:40:17,458
Yeah.
945
00:40:17,541 --> 00:40:19,250
Joe just...
946
00:40:19,333 --> 00:40:22,125
He thinks they all look
the same. He... yeah.
947
00:40:22,208 --> 00:40:25,333
- Is... Is he color blind?
- He might be.
948
00:40:25,416 --> 00:40:27,416
- That man's name is Hawk.
- Shh!
949
00:40:27,500 --> 00:40:30,333
There's worse birds.
Could've been worse.
950
00:40:30,416 --> 00:40:32,208
Just know that
at the end of the day -
951
00:40:32,291 --> 00:40:35,500
of all the birds,
it's a pretty cool one.
952
00:40:35,583 --> 00:40:37,833
"What is your name?"
"My name is Pigeon."
953
00:40:37,916 --> 00:40:40,000
"I'm Pigeon."
954
00:40:40,083 --> 00:40:43,750
Shh! No, I...
955
00:40:43,833 --> 00:40:46,666
Please, this is torture.
I cannot laugh at his name.
956
00:40:46,750 --> 00:40:48,333
I'm sorry. How dare I?
957
00:40:48,416 --> 00:40:49,875
"This is my boyfriend, Pelican.
958
00:40:49,958 --> 00:40:51,375
"He's a sweetheart."
959
00:40:51,458 --> 00:40:53,375
And I grabbed a tank,
and I went back in,
960
00:40:53,458 --> 00:40:55,000
and the dog was
where they said it would be.
961
00:40:55,083 --> 00:40:56,458
And that's when I ran out of air
962
00:40:56,541 --> 00:40:58,041
because I had grabbed
an empty tank.
963
00:40:58,125 --> 00:40:59,833
Oh, God! Oh, no.
964
00:40:59,916 --> 00:41:01,833
Yeah. So, I just...
I sucked a lot of smoke,
965
00:41:01,916 --> 00:41:04,500
and I burned my lungs
and my throat.
966
00:41:04,583 --> 00:41:06,583
Oh, wow. Wow.
967
00:41:06,666 --> 00:41:09,416
- And then it was time to quit.
- Yeah.
968
00:41:09,500 --> 00:41:10,708
Yeah, yeah.
969
00:41:10,791 --> 00:41:12,958
But... you know what?
970
00:41:13,041 --> 00:41:17,416
Life's been so expansive
since then
971
00:41:17,500 --> 00:41:20,250
that I kind of can't believe
972
00:41:20,333 --> 00:41:22,166
that I did it
as long as I did it.
973
00:41:23,333 --> 00:41:26,083
And now... rugs.
974
00:41:26,166 --> 00:41:27,541
- Rugs.
- Rugs.
975
00:41:27,625 --> 00:41:30,333
Yeah.
976
00:41:30,416 --> 00:41:33,125
- I love them so much.
- I love them, too.
977
00:41:33,208 --> 00:41:34,916
- It's a problem.
- Yeah, I know.
978
00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:38,208
'Cause I...
I just want all of them.
979
00:41:38,291 --> 00:41:40,375
- I want all... the rugs.
- ...the rugs.
980
00:41:42,500 --> 00:41:44,500
- Same.
- Yeah.
981
00:41:47,625 --> 00:41:49,625
Have you...
982
00:41:49,708 --> 00:41:51,375
Have you got tequila?
983
00:41:51,458 --> 00:41:53,666
Do... I do have tequila!
I have.
984
00:41:53,750 --> 00:41:55,125
- Would you like some?
- Yeah.
985
00:41:55,208 --> 00:41:57,041
- Yes. OK. Yeah. Yeah.
- Please. I mean...
986
00:41:57,125 --> 00:41:58,416
- They're smoking a joint.
- Right?
987
00:41:58,500 --> 00:42:00,541
- We better catch up, right?
- Yeah.
988
00:42:03,708 --> 00:42:06,666
I'm just gonna go
to the bathroom real quick.
989
00:42:13,125 --> 00:42:14,291
These are beautiful!
990
00:42:14,375 --> 00:42:15,916
Thanks.
They're silly. They're old.
991
00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:17,541
- They're, uh...
- No, they are beautiful.
992
00:42:17,625 --> 00:42:19,291
- They are interesting.
- Thank you.
993
00:42:19,375 --> 00:42:21,166
- Yeah. Appreciate it.
- Look, I have this one.
994
00:42:21,250 --> 00:42:22,833
Oh, wow, nice! Sun.
995
00:42:22,916 --> 00:42:24,250
I... I have this one.
996
00:42:39,625 --> 00:42:42,416
- Sorry, I want you to see...
- Take your time.
997
00:42:42,500 --> 00:42:45,416
They're two in one, or... Yeah.
998
00:42:46,500 --> 00:42:49,416
- Oh, wow!
- OK. What is that?
999
00:42:49,500 --> 00:42:51,708
- It's two birds.
- Piña and Hawk.
1000
00:42:51,791 --> 00:42:55,166
Piña and Hawk.
Look at the that! That's nice.
1001
00:42:55,250 --> 00:42:57,541
I like that.
1002
00:43:00,125 --> 00:43:02,583
So, when did you get them?
1003
00:43:02,666 --> 00:43:05,208
- When you were in that band?
- I did, yeah.
1004
00:43:05,291 --> 00:43:06,875
Pretty old. Long time ago.
1005
00:43:06,958 --> 00:43:08,791
Twenty...
Twenty years ago, maybe.
1006
00:43:21,875 --> 00:43:23,500
- That's, uh...
- Oh!
1007
00:43:23,583 --> 00:43:24,958
- Yeah.
- Wow.
1008
00:43:25,041 --> 00:43:27,500
You know, um...
you should replace this.
1009
00:43:27,583 --> 00:43:28,875
It's really dangerous.
1010
00:43:28,958 --> 00:43:30,875
This old single-pane stuff.
1011
00:43:30,958 --> 00:43:33,541
It'll shatter
with even a little bit of heat.
1012
00:43:33,625 --> 00:43:35,250
Oh, there's no risk of that.
1013
00:43:35,333 --> 00:43:39,500
This is a very cold apartment.
There's not a lot of...
1014
00:43:39,583 --> 00:43:42,000
- Mm.
- There's not a lot of heat.
1015
00:43:42,083 --> 00:43:43,791
You never know.
1016
00:43:45,250 --> 00:43:46,291
- Tequila.
- Tequila.
1017
00:43:46,375 --> 00:43:47,708
- Yeah.
- Yes. Tequila.
1018
00:43:49,916 --> 00:43:51,833
Can you do something for me?
1019
00:43:53,750 --> 00:43:55,458
Probably. Yeah.
1020
00:43:55,541 --> 00:43:57,083
Please play something.
1021
00:43:57,166 --> 00:43:59,291
One song. Just one.
1022
00:43:59,375 --> 00:44:01,625
I love music. Please.
1023
00:44:05,125 --> 00:44:08,500
- Please.
- I...
1024
00:44:08,583 --> 00:44:10,125
I... I should check on Angela.
1025
00:44:10,208 --> 00:44:12,333
Make sure she didn't forget
how to breathe.
1026
00:44:12,416 --> 00:44:13,625
You know what I mean?
1027
00:44:15,083 --> 00:44:17,875
Joe, have you met
the new neighbors?
1028
00:44:17,958 --> 00:44:20,625
Yeah... They're really cool,
actually. Yeah.
1029
00:44:20,708 --> 00:44:23,291
They, uh... make no small talk
whatsoever in the elevator.
1030
00:44:23,375 --> 00:44:25,250
- They talk with us.
- Oh, they do?
1031
00:44:25,333 --> 00:44:27,166
I bet they do.
That's shocking.
1032
00:44:27,250 --> 00:44:28,958
They're pretty sweet
when you get to know 'em.
1033
00:44:29,041 --> 00:44:30,625
Joe, put on some music.
1034
00:44:30,708 --> 00:44:32,208
Yeah! Putting it on.
1035
00:44:32,291 --> 00:44:35,125
Uh, yeah, what kind of music
are you into, Hawk?
1036
00:44:35,666 --> 00:44:37,041
Like... what is Sade?
1037
00:44:37,125 --> 00:44:39,041
- "What is Sade"?
- She loves that.
1038
00:44:39,125 --> 00:44:41,291
Sexy-world-funk.
1039
00:44:41,375 --> 00:44:42,625
- That's not jazz?
- No!
1040
00:44:42,708 --> 00:44:44,166
No, that's not jazz.
1041
00:44:44,250 --> 00:44:45,916
I mean,
there's a lot of saxophones.
1042
00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:48,541
No, Sade is not jazz.
Are you kidding me?
1043
00:44:48,625 --> 00:44:51,125
- It's like...
- Well, listen, then...
1044
00:44:51,208 --> 00:44:52,583
Metallica and Judas Priest.
1045
00:44:52,666 --> 00:44:54,375
You don't know
any jazz at all?
1046
00:44:54,458 --> 00:44:57,458
- Oh, who doesn't love Sade?
- I really wanna learn.
1047
00:44:57,541 --> 00:44:59,250
Where should I start?
1048
00:44:59,333 --> 00:45:01,541
Miles Davis.
John Coltrane. Dizzy Gillespie.
1049
00:45:01,625 --> 00:45:03,333
Miles with the cheeks
that go out?
1050
00:45:03,416 --> 00:45:04,958
Actually, I feel
like at this point in your life,
1051
00:45:05,041 --> 00:45:07,416
you have to work harder
to not know who Miles Davis is
1052
00:45:07,500 --> 00:45:09,083
- than to know who he is.
- Oh! Oh!
1053
00:45:09,166 --> 00:45:11,583
He-Hey! Literally,
look what I just pulled.
1054
00:45:11,666 --> 00:45:13,416
No, no, no.
1055
00:45:13,500 --> 00:45:15,958
- You have to play it.
- Can we play just a...
1056
00:45:16,041 --> 00:45:17,583
- "One Girl."
- Play it. Play it.
1057
00:45:17,666 --> 00:45:19,666
Come on. This is
your love story right here.
1058
00:45:19,750 --> 00:45:21,250
No! No, no, no, no.
1059
00:45:21,333 --> 00:45:22,500
- Yes, I want to hear it.
- Don't put it on.
1060
00:45:22,583 --> 00:45:24,125
- Come on.
- Don't put it on.
1061
00:45:24,208 --> 00:45:25,708
- Just give us a taste.
- Don't put it on!
1062
00:45:25,791 --> 00:45:27,750
We've got the artist,
and we've got the girl.
1063
00:45:29,791 --> 00:45:31,708
- No?
- No.
1064
00:45:32,625 --> 00:45:34,500
Hey, sorry.
1065
00:45:36,333 --> 00:45:38,166
I'm sorry.
1066
00:45:39,250 --> 00:45:41,166
You know what? Um...
1067
00:45:41,250 --> 00:45:43,041
We actually shouldn't
listen to music right now.
1068
00:45:43,125 --> 00:45:44,666
There's something I've been
wanting to talk to you about.
1069
00:45:44,750 --> 00:45:46,666
Oh, my God.
You have to try this.
1070
00:45:48,375 --> 00:45:49,875
- Wow!
- Isn't that good?
1071
00:45:49,958 --> 00:45:51,458
Oh, my God.
1072
00:45:51,541 --> 00:45:52,958
- It's incredible.
- I can't be objective,
1073
00:45:53,041 --> 00:45:54,791
but my flan is the best.
1074
00:45:54,875 --> 00:45:57,000
- It's unbelievable.
- Like a silky crack cocaine.
1075
00:45:57,083 --> 00:45:58,625
It's so good.
And it melts in your mouth.
1076
00:45:58,708 --> 00:46:00,375
Yeah, it's so delicious.
1077
00:46:00,458 --> 00:46:03,041
- Anyway, I was about to say...
- No! My God! Have more! Mm!
1078
00:46:03,125 --> 00:46:06,291
Second bite is when it really
just... settles in,
1079
00:46:06,375 --> 00:46:08,416
- just slides down.
- It's great. Look, anyway...
1080
00:46:08,500 --> 00:46:10,625
God, it's got such sauce in it!
1081
00:46:10,708 --> 00:46:12,875
- I need to talk to you about...
- Let's have shots, right?
1082
00:46:12,958 --> 00:46:15,208
Should we do shots?
I think we should have a toast.
1083
00:46:15,291 --> 00:46:16,333
- Sure.
- Yes.
1084
00:46:16,416 --> 00:46:18,083
I think shots for everybody.
1085
00:46:18,166 --> 00:46:20,000
- Thank you.
- Yeah.
1086
00:46:20,083 --> 00:46:23,625
Anyway, the noise
has been a thing that...
1087
00:46:23,708 --> 00:46:25,458
...we want to apologize for.
1088
00:46:25,541 --> 00:46:28,333
Because it's been loud,
and it took longer...
1089
00:46:28,416 --> 00:46:30,958
It took longer than we thought,
and you guys have been so kind,
1090
00:46:31,041 --> 00:46:35,125
and we just wanted to say
thank you and sorry.
1091
00:46:35,208 --> 00:46:37,958
- You're so nice. Look...
- Yes.
1092
00:46:38,041 --> 00:46:39,250
- We're all neighbors...
- Yes.
1093
00:46:39,333 --> 00:46:42,000
- ...and we really...
- Salud.
1094
00:46:42,083 --> 00:46:44,250
And gracias.
1095
00:46:44,333 --> 00:46:48,000
We're just so happy that
you invited us and grateful.
1096
00:46:48,083 --> 00:46:51,208
And actually,
we also have something
1097
00:46:51,291 --> 00:46:52,958
we wanted to talk to you about.
1098
00:46:53,041 --> 00:46:55,250
You also want to talk to us?
That's a funny coincidence.
1099
00:46:55,333 --> 00:46:57,333
We both had things
we wanted to say to each other.
1100
00:46:57,416 --> 00:46:59,125
- It's nothing bad. Nothing bad.
- No?
1101
00:46:59,208 --> 00:47:01,500
I think something's
on Joe's mind.
1102
00:47:01,583 --> 00:47:03,958
I do have something on my mind.
I actually do.
1103
00:47:04,041 --> 00:47:05,500
I feel like since we came...
1104
00:47:05,583 --> 00:47:07,166
You guys have something.
1105
00:47:07,250 --> 00:47:09,083
No, they have something to say.
You guys should go.
1106
00:47:09,166 --> 00:47:13,041
- Say it. We're all friends.
- No, you first!
1107
00:47:13,125 --> 00:47:16,708
You are the guests,
and you should go first.
1108
00:47:16,791 --> 00:47:18,625
You guys go,
and then I'll go right after.
1109
00:47:18,708 --> 00:47:20,208
I don't care.
It doesn't matter to me.
1110
00:47:20,291 --> 00:47:23,458
All right. Well, um...
we wanted to apologize.
1111
00:47:23,541 --> 00:47:24,666
Yes.
1112
00:47:24,750 --> 00:47:26,916
- You wanted to apologize?
- To us?
1113
00:47:27,000 --> 00:47:28,166
For what?
1114
00:47:28,250 --> 00:47:30,041
We feel
we might have bothered you.
1115
00:47:30,125 --> 00:47:31,750
- Bothered us?
- On more than...
1116
00:47:31,833 --> 00:47:33,916
more than one occasion, actually.
1117
00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:35,458
What? When?
1118
00:47:35,541 --> 00:47:39,000
Um... at night, usually,
and specifically,
1119
00:47:39,083 --> 00:47:41,375
and sometimes
late in the night.
1120
00:47:41,458 --> 00:47:43,000
What?
1121
00:47:43,083 --> 00:47:45,208
- Hmm...
- When we have sex.
1122
00:47:46,041 --> 00:47:48,500
- You?
- Yes.
1123
00:47:48,583 --> 00:47:51,333
- We... We do have sex a lot.
- A lot.
1124
00:47:51,416 --> 00:47:53,041
Yeah. I mean... yeah.
1125
00:47:53,125 --> 00:47:56,375
And we really try
to keep it down,
1126
00:47:56,458 --> 00:47:58,583
but sometimes...
1127
00:47:58,666 --> 00:48:00,291
- Lately...
- Lately, it's been...
1128
00:48:00,375 --> 00:48:04,250
It's been really impossible
not to lose control.
1129
00:48:04,333 --> 00:48:05,583
Even for a fireman.
1130
00:48:05,666 --> 00:48:07,791
- A firefighter.
- Firefighter.
1131
00:48:07,875 --> 00:48:09,416
We know we've been too loud,
1132
00:48:09,500 --> 00:48:12,875
and we know it was intrusive,
and we're sorry.
1133
00:48:12,958 --> 00:48:15,041
And we're gonna be...
1134
00:48:15,125 --> 00:48:16,666
- more conscientious.
- Yes.
1135
00:48:16,750 --> 00:48:19,041
- Better neighbors.
- Oh, my God. No.
1136
00:48:19,125 --> 00:48:21,625
You guys don't have...
No! We have not heard anything.
1137
00:48:21,708 --> 00:48:23,791
Honestly,
we haven't heard anything.
1138
00:48:23,875 --> 00:48:26,875
We... It hasn't even...
What? Right, Joe?
1139
00:48:26,958 --> 00:48:29,458
We haven't heard anything, right?
1140
00:48:36,416 --> 00:48:39,291
No, we actually haven't heard
anything, so...
1141
00:48:39,375 --> 00:48:42,166
No need to apologize. I...
I sleep like a log, you know?
1142
00:48:42,250 --> 00:48:44,250
- Log...
- Yeah.
1143
00:48:45,416 --> 00:48:47,250
- Joe.
- What?
1144
00:48:47,916 --> 00:48:49,958
- Joe?
- Yes?
1145
00:48:51,166 --> 00:48:52,791
Joe...
1146
00:48:52,875 --> 00:48:55,166
What?
1147
00:48:57,625 --> 00:48:59,500
What, Hawk?
1148
00:48:59,583 --> 00:49:00,958
- Joe.
- What?
1149
00:49:01,041 --> 00:49:02,791
- Don't... don't lie.
- Not lying.
1150
00:49:02,875 --> 00:49:04,750
Joe, you've been
telling the truth all night.
1151
00:49:04,833 --> 00:49:06,541
I... I love
when you tell the truth.
1152
00:49:06,625 --> 00:49:08,583
I... I love it. Tell the truth.
1153
00:49:08,666 --> 00:49:10,291
Telling the truth.
What do you want from me?
1154
00:49:10,375 --> 00:49:12,000
- You're not telling the truth.
- I am telling the truth.
1155
00:49:12,083 --> 00:49:14,500
- Joe.
- What?
1156
00:49:14,583 --> 00:49:17,416
- We know. It bothers you.
- It doesn't bother me.
1157
00:49:17,500 --> 00:49:20,083
It doesn't. Look... Don't...
I hate to burst your bubble.
1158
00:49:20,166 --> 00:49:22,166
Maybe your sex isn't
as explosive as you think it is
1159
00:49:22,250 --> 00:49:23,750
'cause I've never heard it,
OK?
1160
00:49:23,833 --> 00:49:25,250
Joe, we know.
1161
00:49:25,333 --> 00:49:28,083
You knocked on our door
during the night.
1162
00:49:28,166 --> 00:49:29,500
Joe!
1163
00:49:29,583 --> 00:49:32,791
- You were pounding on our door.
- No, I didn't.
1164
00:49:32,875 --> 00:49:35,875
We saw you.
We have a ring camera.
1165
00:49:35,958 --> 00:49:37,583
No. No, you don't.
1166
00:49:37,666 --> 00:49:38,708
- It's hidden.
- Where?
1167
00:49:38,791 --> 00:49:40,041
In our mirilla.
1168
00:49:40,125 --> 00:49:41,875
- In our peephole.
- The peephole.
1169
00:49:41,958 --> 00:49:44,208
- They don't make that.
- It's a ring peephole.
1170
00:49:44,291 --> 00:49:46,625
- That's not a thing.
- It's a new thing.
1171
00:49:46,708 --> 00:49:48,541
- When did that come out?
- A peephole ring.
1172
00:49:48,625 --> 00:49:50,291
Show him.
1173
00:49:50,375 --> 00:49:52,458
- Show him. Do you wanna see it?
- I don't need to see it.
1174
00:49:52,541 --> 00:49:54,875
It sends an alert
through the app to our phone,
1175
00:49:54,958 --> 00:49:58,541
and, um... you know, it flags it
if it senses aggression,
1176
00:49:58,625 --> 00:50:00,208
and so it spooked us at first.
1177
00:50:00,291 --> 00:50:02,250
But look, um... there.
1178
00:50:02,333 --> 00:50:03,958
There he comes.
1179
00:50:04,041 --> 00:50:05,791
Maybe it's grainy footage
and you think it's me.
1180
00:50:05,875 --> 00:50:09,250
It's 4K. It's not misty at all.
Look, look.
1181
00:50:09,333 --> 00:50:11,083
Someone that looks like me,
but... Oh, shit!
1182
00:50:11,166 --> 00:50:12,958
Yeah.
1183
00:50:13,041 --> 00:50:15,208
Sorry, Joe.
1184
00:50:15,291 --> 00:50:16,791
He almost walked away,
1185
00:50:16,875 --> 00:50:18,250
- but...
- You can turn it off.
1186
00:50:18,333 --> 00:50:20,250
I can't believe you.
I cannot believe you!
1187
00:50:20,333 --> 00:50:22,791
Well, but it's good.
It was three in the morning.
1188
00:50:22,875 --> 00:50:26,375
You were so polite that you
stopped to heed and listen...
1189
00:50:26,458 --> 00:50:28,458
- What are you doing?
- ...closely.
1190
00:50:28,541 --> 00:50:32,041
- But then, uh...
- Oh, my God. Joe!
1191
00:50:32,125 --> 00:50:34,041
Someone left packages
in the hall.
1192
00:50:34,125 --> 00:50:35,833
- Oh, my God!
- We thought you broke an arm,
1193
00:50:35,916 --> 00:50:37,958
and you had to be
full of bruises.
1194
00:50:38,041 --> 00:50:39,583
Just turn it o...
Turn it... Look!
1195
00:50:39,666 --> 00:50:41,916
OK, you know what?
Yes! Yes!
1196
00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:43,666
I banged on your door
1197
00:50:43,750 --> 00:50:45,750
because you people are fucking
like monsters over there.
1198
00:50:45,833 --> 00:50:48,166
What are you doing?
What are you trying to prove?
1199
00:50:48,250 --> 00:50:50,208
Are you trying to win a contest
or something?
1200
00:50:50,291 --> 00:50:52,000
It's incredibly inconsiderate!
1201
00:50:52,083 --> 00:50:53,666
What are you doing?
Don't say that.
1202
00:50:53,750 --> 00:50:55,625
Don't speak to them that way.
I'm so sorry.
1203
00:50:55,708 --> 00:50:57,666
Our daughter can hear it.
Did you know that?
1204
00:50:57,750 --> 00:50:59,375
She can hear it.
1205
00:50:59,458 --> 00:51:00,916
And I've been telling her you're
moving furniture up there,
1206
00:51:01,000 --> 00:51:03,458
and she knows it's not true.
She's onto me.
1207
00:51:03,541 --> 00:51:06,375
We spend
so much time and energy
1208
00:51:06,458 --> 00:51:08,750
talking about
your fucking orgasms.
1209
00:51:08,833 --> 00:51:10,166
It's ridiculous.
1210
00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:15,125
- You talk about my orgasms?
- Yes, but not as a bad thing.
1211
00:51:15,208 --> 00:51:18,083
They're not bad.
They're great. I love them.
1212
00:51:18,166 --> 00:51:20,750
Really?
You love my orgasms?
1213
00:51:20,833 --> 00:51:22,375
I do. I love them.
1214
00:51:22,458 --> 00:51:24,083
- She really does.
- I do. I think they're great.
1215
00:51:24,166 --> 00:51:25,541
- We talk about them constantly.
- They're amazing.
1216
00:51:25,625 --> 00:51:27,291
She especially likes
the growler.
1217
00:51:27,375 --> 00:51:29,750
Are you the growler, Piña?
'Cause she loves the growler.
1218
00:51:29,833 --> 00:51:33,083
No, no, no, no.
No, Piña's not a growler.
1219
00:51:33,166 --> 00:51:36,541
Oh, you're...
You're the growler?
1220
00:51:36,625 --> 00:51:38,083
No.
1221
00:51:38,166 --> 00:51:40,708
- Uh...
- It's Vanessa.
1222
00:51:40,791 --> 00:51:43,541
Vanessa is the growler.
1223
00:51:43,625 --> 00:51:45,333
Vanessa?
1224
00:51:45,416 --> 00:51:48,833
Vanessa...
Wait, who's Vanessa?
1225
00:51:48,916 --> 00:51:50,416
- A friend.
- Oh, yeah.
1226
00:51:50,500 --> 00:51:53,458
Kai is a pretty big guy,
and he does breathe heavily.
1227
00:51:53,541 --> 00:51:58,500
That could be what you're
calling animalistic noises.
1228
00:51:58,583 --> 00:52:00,125
- Kai.
- Kai is...
1229
00:52:00,208 --> 00:52:02,083
- Who's Kai?
- Another friend.
1230
00:52:02,166 --> 00:52:04,666
Oh, Kai's another friend.
Vanessa and Kai.
1231
00:52:04,750 --> 00:52:07,916
Vanessa lives
in Nevada City with Kai.
1232
00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:09,500
Are you fucking with us
right now?
1233
00:52:09,583 --> 00:52:11,333
Is this a joke? Are you guys
fucking around with us?
1234
00:52:11,416 --> 00:52:13,708
Is this what you're whispering
to each other in Spanish?
1235
00:52:13,791 --> 00:52:18,333
No. We know you are upset,
and you have every right to be.
1236
00:52:18,416 --> 00:52:20,833
We've had a few parties.
1237
00:52:20,916 --> 00:52:22,833
Things have gotten
a little more crazy.
1238
00:52:22,916 --> 00:52:24,291
Out of hand.
1239
00:52:24,375 --> 00:52:26,666
Parties...
Like, cocktail parties?
1240
00:52:26,750 --> 00:52:28,875
Soirées?
What are you talking about?
1241
00:52:28,958 --> 00:52:30,958
- What parties?
- Sex parties.
1242
00:52:31,041 --> 00:52:33,000
- Oh...
- Sex parties!
1243
00:52:33,083 --> 00:52:35,083
- Right. That's like, uh...
- Parties where people...
1244
00:52:35,166 --> 00:52:37,125
- ...have sex.
- ...have sex with each other.
1245
00:52:37,208 --> 00:52:39,041
- Sex.
- I think...
1246
00:52:39,125 --> 00:52:43,000
that's the commonly understood
definition of a sex party.
1247
00:52:43,083 --> 00:52:44,708
It's the only one
I can think of. Honestly.
1248
00:52:44,791 --> 00:52:46,458
I can't think of another one.
1249
00:52:46,541 --> 00:52:48,458
And we really apologize.
1250
00:52:48,541 --> 00:52:50,500
No. What?
No, you don't have to.
1251
00:52:50,583 --> 00:52:53,416
That's not...
No, we're not judging.
1252
00:52:53,500 --> 00:52:56,708
That's... You don't...
Joe, where's that J?
1253
00:52:56,791 --> 00:52:58,875
- That J?
- The J you were...
1254
00:52:58,958 --> 00:53:00,791
- Did you leave that in there?
- The J? I...
1255
00:53:00,875 --> 00:53:02,708
- It is in my office.
- OK, I'll help you.
1256
00:53:02,791 --> 00:53:04,458
Why don't you come with me to...
1257
00:53:04,541 --> 00:53:07,500
- Yeah, no problem.
- ...to get that J? Yeah.
1258
00:53:07,583 --> 00:53:10,083
Oh, my God!
1259
00:53:10,166 --> 00:53:12,416
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
1260
00:53:12,500 --> 00:53:14,041
This is amazing.
1261
00:53:14,125 --> 00:53:15,916
They're having sex parties
up there.
1262
00:53:16,000 --> 00:53:18,166
I was right.
That wasn't normal sex.
1263
00:53:18,250 --> 00:53:20,000
You knew it. You knew it.
1264
00:53:20,083 --> 00:53:22,208
They are fucking
like monsters up there.
1265
00:53:22,291 --> 00:53:23,625
They actually are.
1266
00:53:23,708 --> 00:53:25,125
Kai, Vanessa...
1267
00:53:25,208 --> 00:53:27,708
This is amazing.
This is actually amazing.
1268
00:53:27,791 --> 00:53:30,041
Oh, my God.
Vanessa's the growler.
1269
00:53:30,125 --> 00:53:32,916
I take it all back. We should
invite more people over.
1270
00:53:35,041 --> 00:53:36,708
- Hello.
- We good?
1271
00:53:36,791 --> 00:53:38,000
- Yeah.
- OK.
1272
00:53:38,083 --> 00:53:40,333
- Sex parties.
- Yeah. The sex parties.
1273
00:53:40,416 --> 00:53:41,666
Just... paint a picture.
1274
00:53:41,750 --> 00:53:43,250
Disclose what you will
about this.
1275
00:53:43,333 --> 00:53:44,541
What do you want to know?
1276
00:53:44,625 --> 00:53:47,291
Whatever you wanna tell us.
Yeah.
1277
00:53:47,375 --> 00:53:49,166
They... They started recently.
1278
00:53:49,250 --> 00:53:50,750
- OK. Really?
- Oh! Oh...
1279
00:53:50,833 --> 00:53:52,416
- It's a recent development.
- It's new to you. Neat.
1280
00:53:52,500 --> 00:53:54,541
The noise uptick
probably came
1281
00:53:54,625 --> 00:53:56,750
'cause once we started
bringing people in,
1282
00:53:56,833 --> 00:53:58,166
our bedroom was too small,
1283
00:53:58,250 --> 00:53:59,708
so we moved
into the living room.
1284
00:53:59,791 --> 00:54:01,125
- Overflow. Yeah.
- I got it.
1285
00:54:01,208 --> 00:54:02,458
That's why the sound
kind of reverberates
1286
00:54:02,541 --> 00:54:04,041
through the apartment.
1287
00:54:04,125 --> 00:54:05,666
And it's happening
just right on the floor?
1288
00:54:05,750 --> 00:54:07,125
No, uh...
1289
00:54:07,208 --> 00:54:09,000
- Furniture, rugs...
- Sofa.
1290
00:54:09,083 --> 00:54:10,833
That's why you're so into rugs.
1291
00:54:10,916 --> 00:54:12,250
You love a rug.
1292
00:54:12,333 --> 00:54:14,000
I love this
for different reasons.
1293
00:54:14,083 --> 00:54:15,625
You have a close relationship
with them.
1294
00:54:15,708 --> 00:54:17,791
This really
would be pretty uncomfortable.
1295
00:54:17,875 --> 00:54:19,916
Yeah, you need
a high pile, I imagine.
1296
00:54:20,000 --> 00:54:21,625
OK. Wait! Just... more.
1297
00:54:21,708 --> 00:54:24,416
So, how...
How does it work?
1298
00:54:24,500 --> 00:54:26,000
Like, how do you get invited?
1299
00:54:26,083 --> 00:54:28,125
Or do you invite people, and...
Maybe there's no rules.
1300
00:54:28,208 --> 00:54:29,666
- Are there rules?
- Parameters?
1301
00:54:29,750 --> 00:54:31,208
Can anyone do anything
to anyone?
1302
00:54:31,291 --> 00:54:32,875
- Is it a free for all?
- No.
1303
00:54:32,958 --> 00:54:35,958
For starters, you've gotta have
consent, obviously.
1304
00:54:36,041 --> 00:54:37,708
- Oh, yeah.
- Enthusiastic consent.
1305
00:54:37,791 --> 00:54:41,000
And the connection has to be
about joy, about expansion.
1306
00:54:41,083 --> 00:54:45,458
It can never be about anger,
never about revenge.
1307
00:54:45,541 --> 00:54:46,791
- And patience.
- Patience.
1308
00:54:46,875 --> 00:54:48,500
Because, you know,
some people,
1309
00:54:48,583 --> 00:54:50,000
they gotta find
their own entry point.
1310
00:54:50,083 --> 00:54:51,375
- Entry point.
- Well...
1311
00:54:51,458 --> 00:54:53,291
- How did it begin?
- Yeah.
1312
00:54:53,375 --> 00:54:54,833
Yeah, like, take us back.
1313
00:54:54,916 --> 00:54:56,750
Yeah, what's day one
of this like?
1314
00:54:57,583 --> 00:55:00,416
I've always been bi-curious.
1315
00:55:00,500 --> 00:55:02,166
- Mm.
- For me,
1316
00:55:02,250 --> 00:55:06,625
the pleasure I get from being
with a woman is different.
1317
00:55:06,708 --> 00:55:08,041
Yeah.
1318
00:55:08,125 --> 00:55:09,458
- Mm... Me too.
- Right.
1319
00:55:09,541 --> 00:55:11,666
- And then Kai and...
- Valerie.
1320
00:55:11,750 --> 00:55:13,583
- Va... Vanessa!
- Vanessa!
1321
00:55:13,666 --> 00:55:15,416
Were you guys friends,
or did you...
1322
00:55:15,500 --> 00:55:16,708
Did you meet on an app?
1323
00:55:16,791 --> 00:55:18,250
We're pretty negative
on the apps.
1324
00:55:18,333 --> 00:55:19,875
Really? Interesting.
1325
00:55:19,958 --> 00:55:22,583
Swipe right, swipe left.
It just seems very impersonal.
1326
00:55:22,666 --> 00:55:24,000
Yeah, it's impersonal.
1327
00:55:24,083 --> 00:55:25,625
- You don't want to gamify.
- Sure.
1328
00:55:25,708 --> 00:55:28,750
We like to meet people
in person, like, eye to eye,
1329
00:55:28,833 --> 00:55:31,958
like, organic, real connection,
you know?
1330
00:55:32,041 --> 00:55:33,583
There are conventions.
1331
00:55:33,666 --> 00:55:35,416
Oh, yes. That's good.
Because you do, you need rules.
1332
00:55:35,500 --> 00:55:37,416
You need some boundaries.
1333
00:55:37,500 --> 00:55:40,041
No, no, I mean...
there are actual conventions.
1334
00:55:40,125 --> 00:55:41,875
- Oh, wow.
- Like at a Sandals?
1335
00:55:41,958 --> 00:55:43,250
- Yes.
- Oh, wow.
1336
00:55:43,333 --> 00:55:45,166
Conventions
are very important.
1337
00:55:45,250 --> 00:55:48,333
- They also offer you a menu.
- Oh, a menu!
1338
00:55:48,416 --> 00:55:50,583
A menu.
A menu of things you're into.
1339
00:55:50,666 --> 00:55:52,375
That's good. I like
it's organized. I like a menu.
1340
00:55:52,458 --> 00:55:53,791
- You do love a menu.
- That's nice.
1341
00:55:53,875 --> 00:55:55,791
- You do like organization.
- That's great.
1342
00:55:55,875 --> 00:55:58,291
When you engage with someone,
you already know what they want.
1343
00:55:58,375 --> 00:56:01,208
They have already sent
their preferences in advance.
1344
00:56:01,291 --> 00:56:02,625
It's like "Below Deck."
1345
00:56:02,708 --> 00:56:04,625
It's like a preference sheet
on "Below Deck."
1346
00:56:04,708 --> 00:56:06,208
It's a reality show.
1347
00:56:06,291 --> 00:56:07,791
- It's about yachts.
- You're speaking our language.
1348
00:56:07,875 --> 00:56:09,166
We get it.
We get it now.
1349
00:56:09,250 --> 00:56:10,583
Honestly, I think
1350
00:56:10,666 --> 00:56:14,041
maybe the best thing
about group sex is,
1351
00:56:14,125 --> 00:56:17,500
it forces total clarity
of communication.
1352
00:56:17,583 --> 00:56:19,916
Not the best thing,
I wouldn't imagine.
1353
00:56:20,000 --> 00:56:22,791
- The sex is probably better.
- The clear communication.
1354
00:56:22,875 --> 00:56:25,708
What happens
if no one picks you?
1355
00:56:25,791 --> 00:56:27,375
It's like gym class -
you get chosen last,
1356
00:56:27,458 --> 00:56:29,333
you gotta jerk off alone
in the corner or something?
1357
00:56:29,416 --> 00:56:31,125
- I feel like that'd be me.
- No!
1358
00:56:31,208 --> 00:56:33,041
- It's not like that.
- Don't worry.
1359
00:56:33,125 --> 00:56:34,333
You would be chosen.
1360
00:56:34,416 --> 00:56:36,833
- Yeah!
- But yeah, how does that work?
1361
00:56:36,916 --> 00:56:38,291
No, no one gets excluded.
1362
00:56:38,375 --> 00:56:39,750
You know? I mean...
1363
00:56:39,833 --> 00:56:42,583
Obviously,
anyone's free to watch
1364
00:56:42,666 --> 00:56:44,041
if they don't want
to participate.
1365
00:56:44,125 --> 00:56:46,333
All right, but... jealousy!
1366
00:56:46,416 --> 00:56:48,375
No one gets...? You don't...
You don't get jealous?
1367
00:56:48,458 --> 00:56:49,958
There's no jealousy?
1368
00:56:50,041 --> 00:56:52,291
I think jealousy is
a natural animalistic instinct,
1369
00:56:52,375 --> 00:56:54,000
but you have to replace it.
1370
00:56:54,083 --> 00:56:55,541
We practice compersion.
1371
00:56:55,625 --> 00:56:57,208
- Compression?
- Compersion.
1372
00:56:57,291 --> 00:56:59,750
- Compersion?
- Compersion.
1373
00:56:59,833 --> 00:57:02,458
Compression
is all about finding joy
1374
00:57:02,541 --> 00:57:04,250
in the joy of others.
1375
00:57:04,333 --> 00:57:07,458
- Wow! That would be... great.
- Hard to wrap your head around.
1376
00:57:07,541 --> 00:57:09,375
And for me,
there's nothing better
1377
00:57:09,458 --> 00:57:12,416
than watching my partner
in the hands of another.
1378
00:57:12,500 --> 00:57:14,291
Wow!
1379
00:57:14,375 --> 00:57:15,416
Beautiful.
1380
00:57:15,500 --> 00:57:17,583
Oh, God.
1381
00:57:17,666 --> 00:57:19,125
That's nice.
1382
00:57:19,208 --> 00:57:21,916
- Super nice.
- Wow. So healthy.
1383
00:57:22,000 --> 00:57:25,083
- I feel healthy just seeing it.
- That's...
1384
00:57:25,166 --> 00:57:26,500
And, you know,
I love this.
1385
00:57:26,583 --> 00:57:28,250
I love that it's you
and your friends.
1386
00:57:28,333 --> 00:57:30,291
It's like the four of you
get together.
1387
00:57:30,375 --> 00:57:33,416
Four is such a good number.
Yeah, it's round.
1388
00:57:33,500 --> 00:57:35,916
- Sometimes...
- No more than six.
1389
00:57:36,000 --> 00:57:37,375
- Six?
- Six people?
1390
00:57:37,458 --> 00:57:39,458
Six is a lot. That's why
it's so loud up there.
1391
00:57:39,541 --> 00:57:41,500
- Yeah... six.
- Yeah.
1392
00:57:41,583 --> 00:57:44,000
We did go bigger
last weekend.
1393
00:57:44,083 --> 00:57:47,166
That doesn't count because
it was a special occasion.
1394
00:57:47,250 --> 00:57:48,458
It was Vanessa's birthday.
1395
00:57:48,541 --> 00:57:50,666
Wow!
Well, a birthday's a birthday.
1396
00:57:50,750 --> 00:57:53,125
Gotta celebrate the good things
in life, I guess, right?
1397
00:57:53,208 --> 00:57:55,166
Yeah, and she wanted to have
ten people, so...
1398
00:57:55,250 --> 00:57:57,625
Ten people.
Are you fucking kidding me?
1399
00:57:57,708 --> 00:58:00,416
- Holy shit! Oh, my God!
- Ten?
1400
00:58:00,500 --> 00:58:02,291
- We rented a house in Bolinas.
- Oh, nice!
1401
00:58:02,375 --> 00:58:04,541
- Really nice. So foggy, and...
- Really lovely, yeah.
1402
00:58:04,625 --> 00:58:06,875
- We were so energized.
- So energized.
1403
00:58:06,958 --> 00:58:08,541
You feel superhuman.
1404
00:58:08,625 --> 00:58:10,166
- Honestly, it was...
- It was a high.
1405
00:58:10,250 --> 00:58:11,916
It was, for me,
the best in my life.
1406
00:58:12,000 --> 00:58:14,500
It was the best experience
that we've had. It really was.
1407
00:58:14,583 --> 00:58:16,500
- God!
- Wow. God bless you.
1408
00:58:16,583 --> 00:58:19,083
- Vanessa must be great.
- Yeah.
1409
00:58:19,166 --> 00:58:21,208
Is she just, like...
I'm imagining just like a...
1410
00:58:21,291 --> 00:58:23,208
like a ball of youthful energy.
1411
00:58:23,291 --> 00:58:25,958
- Is she just, like, young...?
- No, Vanessa's very mature.
1412
00:58:26,041 --> 00:58:27,583
She's old?
1413
00:58:27,666 --> 00:58:29,333
- No, I wouldn't say she's...
- Well, she's...
1414
00:58:29,416 --> 00:58:31,000
That means she's really old
if you don't know.
1415
00:58:31,083 --> 00:58:32,500
- She's old.
- No...
1416
00:58:32,583 --> 00:58:33,875
Older...
1417
00:58:33,958 --> 00:58:35,375
Next time you're in there,
count the rings.
1418
00:58:35,458 --> 00:58:37,083
A veteran in our group.
1419
00:58:37,166 --> 00:58:38,833
She's the most experienced
person in our...
1420
00:58:38,916 --> 00:58:40,333
She's an oldie,
but a goodie.
1421
00:58:40,416 --> 00:58:42,958
I've learned so much
from that woman.
1422
00:58:43,041 --> 00:58:46,625
She knows everything
about the depth of tantric sex.
1423
00:58:46,708 --> 00:58:49,458
- Oh.
- Not jizzing. Like Sting.
1424
00:58:49,541 --> 00:58:51,041
She got me to hold onto my chi.
1425
00:58:51,125 --> 00:58:53,250
- Wow.
- She pushed us into anal.
1426
00:58:53,333 --> 00:58:55,541
- Pushed you into anal?
- Into anal.
1427
00:58:55,625 --> 00:58:57,291
It's not for everybody, but...
1428
00:58:57,375 --> 00:58:58,666
I hope she pushed you gently.
1429
00:58:58,750 --> 00:59:00,958
- We did really like it.
- I do love anal.
1430
00:59:01,041 --> 00:59:02,666
Yeah. Who doesn't?
Who doesn't love anal?
1431
00:59:02,750 --> 00:59:04,875
- Holidays, weekends...
- Special occasions.
1432
00:59:04,958 --> 00:59:06,875
- Yeah.
- But I love giving it.
1433
00:59:06,958 --> 00:59:08,583
Oh!
1434
00:59:08,666 --> 00:59:12,333
And I don't wanna speak for him,
but he loves receiving it.
1435
00:59:12,416 --> 00:59:14,708
- Oh!
- I actually really do.
1436
00:59:14,791 --> 00:59:16,458
I get a lot of value out of it.
1437
00:59:16,541 --> 00:59:19,833
Pegging! That's... Podcast!
That's what that is, right?
1438
00:59:19,916 --> 00:59:21,208
- You wear a...
- A strap-on.
1439
00:59:21,291 --> 00:59:23,416
- A strap-on.
- Oh, wow! Cool.
1440
00:59:23,500 --> 00:59:25,291
Vanessa likes a handheld device.
1441
00:59:25,375 --> 00:59:26,750
Wow.
1442
00:59:26,833 --> 00:59:28,291
But it's not really
about penetration.
1443
00:59:28,375 --> 00:59:29,666
I mean, it is a little.
1444
00:59:29,750 --> 00:59:30,875
No, it's not really
about penetration.
1445
00:59:30,958 --> 00:59:32,458
- It's about surrender.
- Oh.
1446
00:59:32,541 --> 00:59:34,291
Yeah, you just gotta
surrender that body.
1447
00:59:34,375 --> 00:59:35,833
Yeah.
Surrender that bod.
1448
00:59:35,916 --> 00:59:37,041
Just give it.
1449
00:59:37,125 --> 00:59:38,541
'Cause sex is not
a thing you do.
1450
00:59:38,625 --> 00:59:40,333
It's a place you go.
1451
00:59:40,416 --> 00:59:42,333
Is the place Hawk's butthole?
1452
00:59:42,416 --> 00:59:44,125
- Sometimes
- On birthdays.
1453
00:59:44,208 --> 00:59:45,583
Wow! And the menu thing is cool
1454
00:59:45,666 --> 00:59:48,416
because anyone who has a fantasy
can just order.
1455
00:59:48,500 --> 00:59:50,625
The menu is amazing.
You've got bondage,
1456
00:59:50,708 --> 00:59:53,083
you've got role playing,
you've got...
1457
00:59:53,166 --> 00:59:55,625
- DP. You have...
- DP?
1458
00:59:55,708 --> 00:59:58,791
DP. Uh...
double penetration, right?
1459
00:59:58,875 --> 01:00:00,500
I mean, I'm assuming...
Is that not...?
1460
01:00:00,583 --> 01:00:02,083
- It's on the menu.
- I don't do that.
1461
01:00:02,166 --> 01:00:04,791
- No.
- We don't. We...
1462
01:00:04,875 --> 01:00:07,000
Porn tropes don't tend to be
our group's thing.
1463
01:00:07,083 --> 01:00:08,708
- But it is on the menu.
- Don't wanna be tropey.
1464
01:00:08,791 --> 01:00:10,333
Hey, it's on the menu.
1465
01:00:10,416 --> 01:00:12,166
- Yeah. I mean, I just...
- It's on the menu.
1466
01:00:12,250 --> 01:00:13,916
Might not... I'm just saying.
We don't have to judge it.
1467
01:00:14,000 --> 01:00:16,916
It's something that
some people might have on there.
1468
01:00:17,000 --> 01:00:18,416
- Double penetration.
- Double penetration.
1469
01:00:18,500 --> 01:00:20,083
You were listing other stuff.
1470
01:00:20,166 --> 01:00:21,583
Hey, you're a fireman
who likes to be pegged, so...
1471
01:00:21,666 --> 01:00:23,083
- Firefighter.
- Firefighter.
1472
01:00:23,166 --> 01:00:25,583
He loves to be pegged.
1473
01:00:25,666 --> 01:00:27,416
- So, fair point, fair point.
- Yes.
1474
01:00:27,500 --> 01:00:28,875
I'm just, yeah...
1475
01:00:28,958 --> 01:00:30,958
Honestly, like...
1476
01:00:32,500 --> 01:00:34,625
This is not
how I was expecting this to go.
1477
01:00:34,708 --> 01:00:36,666
And I...
1478
01:00:36,750 --> 01:00:39,125
I honestly feel like
I have much more insight
1479
01:00:39,208 --> 01:00:41,750
into what the fuck
is going on up there,
1480
01:00:41,833 --> 01:00:44,041
and I feel better about it
'cause it's not...
1481
01:00:44,125 --> 01:00:46,458
you know, your run-of-the-mill
married people sex.
1482
01:00:46,541 --> 01:00:48,583
I guess it is
something exceptional
1483
01:00:48,666 --> 01:00:50,125
happening above our heads.
1484
01:00:50,208 --> 01:00:52,541
- Yes.
- Thank you for telling us.
1485
01:00:52,625 --> 01:00:54,666
And I guess ultimately, just...
1486
01:00:54,750 --> 01:00:56,500
you know,
maybe try to keep it down.
1487
01:00:56,583 --> 01:00:59,166
If you have another big birthday
or holiday, Arbor Day,
1488
01:00:59,250 --> 01:01:01,375
maybe go to Bolinas again.
1489
01:01:01,458 --> 01:01:03,291
Get an Airbnb. Thank you.
1490
01:01:03,375 --> 01:01:05,125
Thank you for being
so understanding
1491
01:01:05,208 --> 01:01:06,791
and accepting and so warm.
1492
01:01:06,875 --> 01:01:10,333
- We accept. We are accepting.
- My new friends!
1493
01:01:11,208 --> 01:01:15,000
- Thank you.
- Guys!
1494
01:01:15,083 --> 01:01:16,458
- That's very sweet.
- I love this.
1495
01:01:16,541 --> 01:01:17,666
This is so lovely.
1496
01:01:17,750 --> 01:01:19,166
I know we haven't
hung out a lot,
1497
01:01:19,250 --> 01:01:21,916
but you guys have seemed
cool and progressive.
1498
01:01:22,000 --> 01:01:25,166
We are, yeah. I mean,
I'm an independent, technically.
1499
01:01:25,250 --> 01:01:26,958
- But no, we're pretty, uh...
- Not like the Anavias.
1500
01:01:27,041 --> 01:01:28,875
No, we're more...
They're single penetration.
1501
01:01:28,958 --> 01:01:32,291
- They don't seem very open.
- Not at all.
1502
01:01:32,375 --> 01:01:34,041
Exactly.
1503
01:01:34,125 --> 01:01:36,875
You guys, when you stop
fighting, you're really funny.
1504
01:01:36,958 --> 01:01:39,208
We are... pretty chill.
1505
01:01:39,291 --> 01:01:42,291
I knew Angela was cool,
but Joe, I... I didn't...
1506
01:01:42,375 --> 01:01:43,833
- I wasn't sure.
- Oh, yeah?
1507
01:01:43,916 --> 01:01:45,916
- Getting to hang out now, I...
- Thanks.
1508
01:01:46,000 --> 01:01:47,458
I don't know,
I really appreciate it.
1509
01:01:47,541 --> 01:01:48,958
How'd you know
she was so cool?
1510
01:01:49,041 --> 01:01:51,333
- Because I'm cool. I'm cool!
- Oh, yeah.
1511
01:01:51,416 --> 01:01:53,458
- There's this thing...
- Look at this face.
1512
01:01:53,541 --> 01:01:55,750
- And the window thing.
- Piña knows I'm cool.
1513
01:01:55,833 --> 01:01:59,083
The what? The window thing?
1514
01:01:59,166 --> 01:02:00,458
- What window thing?
- No...
1515
01:02:00,541 --> 01:02:01,875
What window thing?
1516
01:02:01,958 --> 01:02:03,708
What window thing
are you talking about?
1517
01:02:03,791 --> 01:02:09,500
Angela likes to be looked at
naked in the window sometimes.
1518
01:02:11,625 --> 01:02:13,458
You've seen my wife naked?
1519
01:02:13,541 --> 01:02:14,958
No, not in person.
1520
01:02:15,041 --> 01:02:16,541
Not in person.
1521
01:02:16,625 --> 01:02:20,708
She likes to walk around...
through the window.
1522
01:02:20,791 --> 01:02:22,791
Just through the window.
1523
01:02:22,875 --> 01:02:26,916
It's a little cute ritual
she does.
1524
01:02:36,083 --> 01:02:37,166
What the fuck?
1525
01:02:41,666 --> 01:02:43,333
- What is he talking about?
- Nothing.
1526
01:02:43,416 --> 01:02:44,625
- What is he talking about?
- Nothing, nothing.
1527
01:02:44,708 --> 01:02:46,166
Tell me
what he is talking about.
1528
01:02:46,250 --> 01:02:48,916
That might have happened,
like, once by accident.
1529
01:02:49,000 --> 01:02:50,750
- I don't... This is...
- I mean,
1530
01:02:50,833 --> 01:02:52,750
it happened more than once,
but...
1531
01:02:52,833 --> 01:02:54,875
Word on the street is
it was more than once.
1532
01:02:54,958 --> 01:02:56,458
Is this a big deal?
1533
01:02:56,541 --> 01:02:57,875
Why do I feel like
everyone knows something here,
1534
01:02:57,958 --> 01:03:00,041
except for me?
1535
01:03:00,125 --> 01:03:01,875
I want you to come here
and explain to me
1536
01:03:01,958 --> 01:03:05,166
what the fuck is going on, please.
1537
01:03:05,250 --> 01:03:06,958
- You want me to explain?
- I would love that.
1538
01:03:07,041 --> 01:03:08,875
- I will explain myself, Joe.
- Please do.
1539
01:03:08,958 --> 01:03:10,541
The first time,
I was coming outta the shower...
1540
01:03:10,625 --> 01:03:12,166
The first time!
1541
01:03:12,250 --> 01:03:15,625
...I was nude, and I was
on my way to the living room,
1542
01:03:15,708 --> 01:03:19,750
and I looked up, and he saw me,
and I saw him seeing me,
1543
01:03:19,833 --> 01:03:21,083
and then I kept going.
1544
01:03:21,166 --> 01:03:22,750
That is exactly what happened.
1545
01:03:22,833 --> 01:03:24,000
Will you shut the fuck up,
Hawk?
1546
01:03:24,083 --> 01:03:25,625
And then since then,
after I shower,
1547
01:03:25,708 --> 01:03:28,625
I walk past knowing
that he might be watching me.
1548
01:03:28,708 --> 01:03:31,541
My God, it's a little sick
ritual you guys have together?
1549
01:03:31,625 --> 01:03:34,375
It is. It is like a little
ritual that I actually enjoy
1550
01:03:34,458 --> 01:03:36,041
because it makes me feel good,
1551
01:03:36,125 --> 01:03:39,208
because I do in fact
like to be looked at naked, Joe.
1552
01:03:39,291 --> 01:03:40,916
- Is that OK?
- No, it's not OK.
1553
01:03:41,000 --> 01:03:42,375
Why would that be OK?
1554
01:03:42,458 --> 01:03:44,000
It's not like
I'm looking at him in the eyes.
1555
01:03:44,083 --> 01:03:45,375
I've never made eye contact.
1556
01:03:45,458 --> 01:03:47,125
- No, never once.
- Who gives a fuck?
1557
01:03:47,208 --> 01:03:48,750
What does that have to do
with anything?
1558
01:03:48,833 --> 01:03:50,791
- That is a huge deal.
- No, it isn't.
1559
01:03:50,875 --> 01:03:53,208
I don't care about that at all!
1560
01:03:53,291 --> 01:03:55,791
Do you even care?
You barely look at me.
1561
01:03:55,875 --> 01:03:57,500
I don't even understand
why you're upset.
1562
01:03:57,583 --> 01:03:59,708
So, this is somehow my fault.
1563
01:03:59,791 --> 01:04:01,250
That's fucking crazy!
1564
01:04:01,333 --> 01:04:03,333
That's why you don't want
curtains on the window,
1565
01:04:03,416 --> 01:04:05,875
so the fireman
can see your fucking tits.
1566
01:04:05,958 --> 01:04:07,416
This is fucked, Angela.
1567
01:04:07,500 --> 01:04:10,208
But Joe, it's not fucked.
It's not. It's not.
1568
01:04:10,291 --> 01:04:11,833
How is this not fucked?
1569
01:04:11,916 --> 01:04:13,583
Please enlighten me
and say how this isn't fucked.
1570
01:04:13,666 --> 01:04:15,125
I think what she's doing
is great.
1571
01:04:15,208 --> 01:04:16,333
It's actually very helpful.
1572
01:04:16,416 --> 01:04:18,208
- For whom?
- For her!
1573
01:04:18,291 --> 01:04:20,208
And for us. Women.
1574
01:04:20,291 --> 01:04:21,750
You know how many women let go
1575
01:04:21,833 --> 01:04:24,375
of their erotic aspirations
for good?
1576
01:04:24,458 --> 01:04:26,500
You know how difficult it is,
what she's doing,
1577
01:04:26,583 --> 01:04:28,041
that she's trying to connect
with that part
1578
01:04:28,125 --> 01:04:29,416
that she had lost?
Good for you.
1579
01:04:29,500 --> 01:04:31,125
- Thank you.
- Bravo. Great work.
1580
01:04:31,208 --> 01:04:32,750
- Very important work.
- Fuck you! It is important.
1581
01:04:32,833 --> 01:04:34,416
Hope you got a fucking Pulitzer
for this shit.
1582
01:04:34,500 --> 01:04:35,750
- It is important.
- Yeah?
1583
01:04:35,833 --> 01:04:38,041
Yes. What do we all want?
Be honest.
1584
01:04:38,125 --> 01:04:41,458
To desire to be desired.
1585
01:04:41,541 --> 01:04:44,041
Maybe that's why you look
at my boobs in the elevator
1586
01:04:44,125 --> 01:04:47,666
- every time I see you.
- Oh... Really?
1587
01:04:47,750 --> 01:04:49,500
Joe looks at your boobs
in the elevator.
1588
01:04:49,583 --> 01:04:51,000
I'm so sorry, Piña.
1589
01:04:51,083 --> 01:04:52,625
Really, Joe? Wow!
1590
01:04:52,708 --> 01:04:54,375
He thinks I don't notice,
but I do.
1591
01:04:54,458 --> 01:04:56,291
It's like a little game
we have, right?
1592
01:04:56,375 --> 01:04:57,916
Such a fucking hypocrite.
1593
01:04:58,000 --> 01:05:00,250
I don't... I don't...
They're out there sometimes.
1594
01:05:00,333 --> 01:05:02,333
- They're hard not to see.
- Let me ask you something.
1595
01:05:02,416 --> 01:05:04,666
When you look at my boobs,
1596
01:05:04,750 --> 01:05:08,000
do they seem - my boobs -
1597
01:05:08,083 --> 01:05:10,083
do they seem
out of reach to you?
1598
01:05:10,166 --> 01:05:11,666
No, it's a small elevator.
1599
01:05:11,750 --> 01:05:13,583
I could just grab 'em
if I wanted.
1600
01:05:13,666 --> 01:05:17,000
- That's not what I'm asking.
- What are you asking?
1601
01:05:17,083 --> 01:05:21,125
Do you feel worthy
of desiring them?
1602
01:05:22,583 --> 01:05:26,000
I've never thought about that
for one fucking second.
1603
01:05:26,083 --> 01:05:28,833
Do me a favor. Please look
at my boobs right now.
1604
01:05:28,916 --> 01:05:31,625
- What is happening right now?
- Look at them. Look at them.
1605
01:05:31,708 --> 01:05:33,083
I don't want to
right now.
1606
01:05:33,166 --> 01:05:34,875
- Look!
- Look at them.
1607
01:05:34,958 --> 01:05:36,625
- Joe, look at them.
- I don't wanna right now.
1608
01:05:36,708 --> 01:05:38,583
- Don't be rude.
- It's fine. You just enjoy it.
1609
01:05:38,666 --> 01:05:40,500
Don't be rude! Look at them.
1610
01:05:40,583 --> 01:05:41,958
I don't wanna look at them.
I don't...
1611
01:05:42,041 --> 01:05:44,500
Why are you teaming up on me,
for God's sakes?
1612
01:05:44,583 --> 01:05:46,500
Look, I'm not a sicko like you.
1613
01:05:46,583 --> 01:05:49,416
I ain't gonna look at another
man's wife's fucking tits
1614
01:05:49,500 --> 01:05:51,583
to jerk off to, OK?
I'm normal.
1615
01:05:51,666 --> 01:05:53,333
- Who's doing that?
- You're doing that.
1616
01:05:53,416 --> 01:05:54,750
- Who?
- You!
1617
01:05:54,833 --> 01:05:56,208
- When?
- Every morning, apparently.
1618
01:05:56,291 --> 01:05:58,125
What? No. I...
1619
01:05:58,208 --> 01:05:59,666
I make love to Piña.
1620
01:05:59,750 --> 01:06:02,666
I tell her about Angela
when I see her,
1621
01:06:02,750 --> 01:06:04,791
and she likes it.
1622
01:06:04,875 --> 01:06:06,208
It's our thing.
1623
01:06:06,291 --> 01:06:11,791
Oh, you guys talk about me
when you're...
1624
01:06:11,875 --> 01:06:14,750
- Yes, my love, of course we do.
- Yeah.
1625
01:06:14,833 --> 01:06:16,583
Oh...
1626
01:06:16,666 --> 01:06:18,291
Really?
1627
01:06:18,375 --> 01:06:19,791
A lot.
1628
01:06:19,875 --> 01:06:21,208
Wow!
1629
01:06:21,291 --> 01:06:22,500
I see what's happening
right now, Angela.
1630
01:06:22,583 --> 01:06:24,916
- What?
- This whole thing was a setup.
1631
01:06:25,000 --> 01:06:27,166
You planned this whole
fucking thing right now.
1632
01:06:27,250 --> 01:06:28,666
- What are you talking about?
- Holy shit!
1633
01:06:28,750 --> 01:06:30,625
The cheese,
the soufflé and the meat,
1634
01:06:30,708 --> 01:06:32,250
and you didn't tell me
they were coming.
1635
01:06:32,333 --> 01:06:34,083
You were trying to have
a threesome with these people.
1636
01:06:34,166 --> 01:06:36,625
You knew they were fucking
other people up there,
1637
01:06:36,708 --> 01:06:38,625
and you planned
this whole thing.
1638
01:06:38,708 --> 01:06:41,250
This is fucking crazy,
even for you, Angela.
1639
01:06:41,333 --> 01:06:42,625
What the fuck, Joe!
1640
01:06:42,708 --> 01:06:44,125
I was just trying
to have a nice night
1641
01:06:44,208 --> 01:06:45,541
with some fucking
wine and cheese.
1642
01:06:45,625 --> 01:06:46,791
What are you talking about?
1643
01:06:46,875 --> 01:06:48,458
You wanna all fuck each other!
1644
01:06:48,541 --> 01:06:51,125
You've been plotting
this whole thing behind my back.
1645
01:06:51,208 --> 01:06:53,458
- Stop laughing at me.
- Joe. Joe.
1646
01:06:53,541 --> 01:06:55,125
- Joe...
- What?
1647
01:06:55,208 --> 01:06:57,041
That is not
what has been happening.
1648
01:06:57,125 --> 01:06:59,000
- No? Then what?
- No, of course not.
1649
01:06:59,083 --> 01:07:00,541
Did we ever
talk to Angela about this?
1650
01:07:00,625 --> 01:07:02,583
- Never.
- Never. Never.
1651
01:07:02,666 --> 01:07:05,958
I mean, it's... It is sort of
why we came down here, but...
1652
01:07:12,166 --> 01:07:15,166
Do not speak Spanish.
Stop it.
1653
01:07:17,916 --> 01:07:19,500
Stop speaking Spanish!
1654
01:07:20,791 --> 01:07:23,291
OK. OK. OK.
1655
01:07:24,375 --> 01:07:26,166
Joe, Angela...
1656
01:07:26,250 --> 01:07:28,250
Um...
1657
01:07:28,333 --> 01:07:31,166
We did come down here tonight
to invite you.
1658
01:07:32,166 --> 01:07:34,750
- Invite us...?
- To join us.
1659
01:07:35,708 --> 01:07:37,666
Join you for...
1660
01:07:37,750 --> 01:07:39,291
- For sex.
- ...sex.
1661
01:07:40,208 --> 01:07:42,208
- Sex.
- For group sex.
1662
01:07:43,000 --> 01:07:44,041
What else?
1663
01:07:45,166 --> 01:07:47,291
- Us?
- Yes.
1664
01:07:47,375 --> 01:07:50,083
- Me?
- Both of you.
1665
01:07:50,166 --> 01:07:51,500
Both of who?
1666
01:07:51,583 --> 01:07:53,958
- Both of you.
- Including me?
1667
01:07:54,041 --> 01:07:57,166
Yeah, both...
Both of you means you.
1668
01:07:57,250 --> 01:07:58,916
- Did you hear that, Joe?
- I did.
1669
01:07:59,000 --> 01:08:00,708
- Angela, did you hear that?
- Sure did.
1670
01:08:00,791 --> 01:08:02,500
You heard that, too?
All right.
1671
01:08:02,583 --> 01:08:06,583
We've been talking about this
for quite a while, actually.
1672
01:08:06,666 --> 01:08:08,041
Oh?
1673
01:08:08,125 --> 01:08:11,666
We feel a very strong connection
with you guys.
1674
01:08:12,125 --> 01:08:13,625
OK.
1675
01:08:13,708 --> 01:08:15,500
We were getting signals,
you know, in the window.
1676
01:08:15,583 --> 01:08:17,250
- OK.
- In the elevator.
1677
01:08:17,333 --> 01:08:20,500
They seem to be
very warm signals.
1678
01:08:20,583 --> 01:08:23,208
- Signals we liked. So...
- Wow!
1679
01:08:23,291 --> 01:08:25,666
That's what
this has been about.
1680
01:08:25,750 --> 01:08:27,000
OK?
1681
01:08:27,083 --> 01:08:29,625
That is so nice.
Thank you.
1682
01:08:29,708 --> 01:08:31,750
- Yeah.
- Oh, say thank you, Joe.
1683
01:08:31,833 --> 01:08:34,291
- Thank you.
- Thank you. Very flattering.
1684
01:08:34,375 --> 01:08:36,041
- Feel very complimented.
- Mm-hmm.
1685
01:08:36,125 --> 01:08:39,166
We find you
very, very attractive.
1686
01:08:40,458 --> 01:08:44,250
- Thank you.
- We talk about you.
1687
01:08:44,333 --> 01:08:46,125
I know.
1688
01:08:46,208 --> 01:08:48,250
You talk about my orgasms.
1689
01:08:48,333 --> 01:08:50,416
- Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
- A lot.
1690
01:08:51,458 --> 01:08:54,000
- We really do. Yeah.
- OK.
1691
01:08:54,083 --> 01:08:55,916
I think, um...
even before we came down,
1692
01:08:56,000 --> 01:08:59,375
we said you guys have
a real quiet sex appeal.
1693
01:08:59,458 --> 01:09:02,125
So do you two, too... as well.
1694
01:09:02,208 --> 01:09:03,625
- I wouldn't say it was quiet.
- No.
1695
01:09:06,958 --> 01:09:09,500
So, we want to propose to you
1696
01:09:09,583 --> 01:09:12,958
that we share a sexual
experience together. OK?
1697
01:09:13,666 --> 01:09:16,041
Just to be clear...
1698
01:09:16,125 --> 01:09:20,250
You, you, her... and me?
1699
01:09:20,333 --> 01:09:21,375
- Yes.
- Me too?
1700
01:09:21,458 --> 01:09:22,916
- Yes, also you.
- OK.
1701
01:09:23,000 --> 01:09:24,500
- Yes.
- OK.
1702
01:09:24,583 --> 01:09:27,666
But, but, but... it doesn't
have to be tonight, OK?
1703
01:09:27,750 --> 01:09:29,791
- Oh... Right.
- No pressure.
1704
01:09:29,875 --> 01:09:32,208
- But it could be.
- Could be tonight.
1705
01:09:32,291 --> 01:09:34,291
- I brought condoms and...
- Condoms!
1706
01:09:34,375 --> 01:09:35,583
Wow!
1707
01:09:35,666 --> 01:09:38,208
- It's like it's pre 9/11.
- Wow!
1708
01:09:38,291 --> 01:09:39,791
How do...
1709
01:09:39,875 --> 01:09:42,250
Hypothetically speaking,
like, if this were something
1710
01:09:42,333 --> 01:09:44,708
that we were to consider
proceeding with...
1711
01:09:44,791 --> 01:09:47,166
Yeah, how would this shake down?
1712
01:09:47,250 --> 01:09:51,083
What would the procedural
protocol be, technically?
1713
01:09:51,166 --> 01:09:53,291
- The procedural protocol?
- Yeah.
1714
01:09:53,375 --> 01:09:55,625
- Just... to know.
- Just to know.
1715
01:09:55,708 --> 01:09:57,708
Just so we could, yeah...
1716
01:09:57,791 --> 01:09:59,458
I mean, that's
what we were talking about.
1717
01:09:59,541 --> 01:10:01,333
Right! Just, like,
to recap really quick.
1718
01:10:01,416 --> 01:10:06,208
Just, specifically,
how would this work?
1719
01:10:07,125 --> 01:10:09,416
We can all be together.
1720
01:10:09,500 --> 01:10:12,291
- We can watch you.
- You don't wanna do that.
1721
01:10:12,375 --> 01:10:15,333
We could, um... obviously swap.
1722
01:10:15,416 --> 01:10:17,791
- Uh-huh.
- Swap. A little swaparoo.
1723
01:10:17,875 --> 01:10:22,750
Sometimes it helps to...
to add a neutral element.
1724
01:10:22,833 --> 01:10:24,208
Like a referee.
1725
01:10:26,125 --> 01:10:27,583
Carolina...
1726
01:10:29,500 --> 01:10:31,000
No Pepe, no Thomas.
1727
01:10:31,083 --> 01:10:33,333
Think I'm with Hawk on this one.
No Pepe, no Thomas.
1728
01:10:33,416 --> 01:10:35,041
- I think...
- Yeah.
1729
01:10:35,125 --> 01:10:37,083
- It's whatever we want...
- Whatever you want.
1730
01:10:37,166 --> 01:10:39,250
...and whenever.
- Whenever.
1731
01:10:39,333 --> 01:10:41,750
Consider it an open invite.
1732
01:10:41,833 --> 01:10:43,166
- All right.
- Right.
1733
01:10:43,250 --> 01:10:48,333
But tonight, again,
tonight is on the table.
1734
01:10:48,416 --> 01:10:50,083
OK.
1735
01:10:50,166 --> 01:10:51,958
Weeknights are tough
because of Maggie.
1736
01:10:52,041 --> 01:10:53,416
Weekends... also tough.
1737
01:10:53,500 --> 01:10:54,875
I'm actually training
for a half-marathon.
1738
01:10:54,958 --> 01:10:56,375
They're inviting us to an orgy,
1739
01:10:56,458 --> 01:10:58,916
and you're giving them
your Google calendar?
1740
01:10:59,000 --> 01:11:00,458
You overthink everything!
1741
01:11:00,541 --> 01:11:02,166
You're overthinking this
as well.
1742
01:11:02,250 --> 01:11:04,583
At least I'm brave enough
to get into scheduling.
1743
01:11:04,666 --> 01:11:06,708
You've literally offered me
no logistical help.
1744
01:11:06,791 --> 01:11:08,625
- I'll do this.
- Oh, really?
1745
01:11:08,708 --> 01:11:10,875
I'll schedule it for right now.
I'll fuck you guys right now.
1746
01:11:10,958 --> 01:11:13,791
Incredible how unsexy you're
managing to make this moment!
1747
01:11:13,875 --> 01:11:16,958
OK, OK, OK,
I'm... I'm getting worried.
1748
01:11:17,041 --> 01:11:20,958
- Why?
- Yeah, because... hmm...!
1749
01:11:21,041 --> 01:11:25,416
As horny as I am right now,
I just...
1750
01:11:25,500 --> 01:11:28,791
We cannot do this
from an angry place.
1751
01:11:28,875 --> 01:11:30,916
- We're not angry.
- I'm actually no angry.
1752
01:11:31,000 --> 01:11:34,125
This is me happy.
You just haven't seen it yet.
1753
01:11:34,208 --> 01:11:36,541
I don't think
you guys are there.
1754
01:11:36,625 --> 01:11:38,250
We're there.
I can't speak for him,
1755
01:11:38,333 --> 01:11:39,750
but personally, I'm very there.
1756
01:11:39,833 --> 01:11:41,333
I feel very good about this.
I feel there.
1757
01:11:41,416 --> 01:11:43,166
- I would actually do this.
- I would do this.
1758
01:11:43,250 --> 01:11:44,750
- You would actually do this?
- Yeah. Do you wanna do this?
1759
01:11:44,833 --> 01:11:46,208
- I would do this.
- We're doing this.
1760
01:11:46,291 --> 01:11:47,916
I think we would do this.
1761
01:11:48,000 --> 01:11:50,666
If this connection is not coming
from a healthy place...
1762
01:11:50,750 --> 01:11:54,708
- Very healthy!
- We are in need of expansion.
1763
01:11:54,791 --> 01:11:57,291
I think it'd be very healthy
for us on an emotional level,
1764
01:11:57,375 --> 01:11:58,750
just in a positive way.
1765
01:11:58,833 --> 01:12:00,625
- That's a good reason.
- That is a good reason.
1766
01:12:00,708 --> 01:12:02,291
- Everyone's a little buzzed.
- Yeah.
1767
01:12:02,375 --> 01:12:05,166
- Feeling good, feeling loose.
- They're good reasons.
1768
01:12:05,250 --> 01:12:06,666
- We haven't eaten too much.
- Right.
1769
01:12:06,750 --> 01:12:08,125
We have
relatively empty stomachs.
1770
01:12:08,208 --> 01:12:09,875
Yeah,
and Maggie's not home.
1771
01:12:09,958 --> 01:12:12,000
I'm sorry. I just mean
it's, like, a good time
1772
01:12:12,083 --> 01:12:14,333
because it's a free time.
It's a good time for us.
1773
01:12:14,416 --> 01:12:16,041
I'd say there's, uh...
1774
01:12:16,125 --> 01:12:19,041
- no time like ahora.
- Yeah.
1775
01:12:19,125 --> 01:12:20,625
- Ahora.
- Ahora.
1776
01:12:20,708 --> 01:12:23,000
- I'm good with ahora.
- Yeah!
1777
01:12:23,083 --> 01:12:24,833
- Ahora.
- Definitely ahora.
1778
01:12:24,916 --> 01:12:26,041
Yeah.
1779
01:12:28,916 --> 01:12:32,416
I don't think this is the night
for all of us together.
1780
01:12:33,166 --> 01:12:35,875
- Right.
- Fuck!
1781
01:12:35,958 --> 01:12:39,750
But we could try
to connect separately.
1782
01:12:40,625 --> 01:12:41,958
Oh?
1783
01:12:42,041 --> 01:12:44,208
- Yeah.
- All right.
1784
01:12:44,291 --> 01:12:45,833
- Yeah.
- OK.
1785
01:12:45,916 --> 01:12:47,458
- Joe.
- Yes?
1786
01:12:47,541 --> 01:12:49,375
How would you feel about
spending a little bit of time
1787
01:12:49,458 --> 01:12:50,791
alone with me?
1788
01:12:52,791 --> 01:12:54,958
- How would you feel about that?
- Mm, I'm...
1789
01:12:55,041 --> 01:12:56,333
You'd feel good about it?
1790
01:12:56,416 --> 01:12:58,166
- You'd feel OK about it?
- Mm-hmm.
1791
01:12:58,250 --> 01:13:01,375
Then I would also feel good
about that as a plan of action
1792
01:13:01,458 --> 01:13:03,666
I would be willing
to proceed with.
1793
01:13:04,291 --> 01:13:06,208
Angela?
1794
01:13:06,291 --> 01:13:08,583
- Uh...
- Knock yourself out!
1795
01:13:08,666 --> 01:13:12,416
Yeah. I do...
Yes! That. Yes.
1796
01:13:12,500 --> 01:13:14,833
- Look at us.
- OK.
1797
01:13:14,916 --> 01:13:16,250
- Whew!
- Hey... come on.
1798
01:13:16,333 --> 01:13:18,625
- OK.
- OK. Yeah.
1799
01:13:20,583 --> 01:13:21,958
We're gonna separate
but still be together,
1800
01:13:22,041 --> 01:13:24,666
so... feeling positive?
1801
01:13:24,750 --> 01:13:26,083
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
1802
01:13:26,166 --> 01:13:28,083
Joe, any reservations?
1803
01:13:28,875 --> 01:13:30,750
I would maybe prefer
1804
01:13:30,833 --> 01:13:33,458
not to have pegging
performed on my body.
1805
01:13:33,541 --> 01:13:35,291
- Oh, I... I respect that.
- Thanks.
1806
01:13:35,375 --> 01:13:37,125
Positive otherwise,
though. OK?
1807
01:13:37,208 --> 01:13:38,791
Yes. Yeah.
1808
01:13:38,875 --> 01:13:41,375
So, your bedroom?
1809
01:13:41,458 --> 01:13:42,458
- No!
- Not our bedroom.
1810
01:13:42,541 --> 01:13:44,208
- No, no, no.
- Maggie?
1811
01:13:44,291 --> 01:13:47,208
- No! Gross. Uh...
- Maybe...
1812
01:13:47,291 --> 01:13:48,541
- ...your office.
- ...my office.
1813
01:13:48,625 --> 01:13:49,708
- We could...
- I like your office.
1814
01:13:49,791 --> 01:13:51,291
- Oh!
- It's nice.
1815
01:13:51,375 --> 01:13:53,375
You guys could take
the, um... arts and craft room.
1816
01:13:53,458 --> 01:13:55,416
No, I think it's too small.
I feel like the kitchen is...
1817
01:13:55,500 --> 01:13:57,083
- Maybe the kitchen.
- Is that OK?
1818
01:13:57,166 --> 01:13:58,541
- We'll make that work.
- It's just renovated.
1819
01:13:58,625 --> 01:13:59,791
We'll make it work.
1820
01:13:59,875 --> 01:14:02,291
- Great.
- Cool.
1821
01:14:02,375 --> 01:14:05,666
Good luck. Enjoy, everybody.
1822
01:14:05,750 --> 01:14:07,666
- Thank you, yes.
- See you soon.
1823
01:14:07,750 --> 01:14:10,375
- Feel very good about all this.
- Great, very positive.
1824
01:14:10,458 --> 01:14:13,375
- Cool.
- Angela...
1825
01:14:13,458 --> 01:14:15,166
Oh, hello!
1826
01:14:19,333 --> 01:14:20,916
Namaste.
1827
01:14:22,125 --> 01:14:23,666
OK.
1828
01:14:23,750 --> 01:14:25,333
OK. Hi.
1829
01:14:26,083 --> 01:14:28,041
Uh, Joe.
1830
01:14:29,666 --> 01:14:31,250
Oh.
1831
01:14:31,333 --> 01:14:33,708
- Cheers.
- Thank you. Great.
1832
01:14:34,375 --> 01:14:35,583
OK...
1833
01:14:48,583 --> 01:14:50,125
I meant to do the dishes
1834
01:14:50,208 --> 01:14:52,166
before you guys arrived tonight.
1835
01:14:52,250 --> 01:14:55,625
Just give me a second -
I'm gonna wipe the countertops.
1836
01:14:55,708 --> 01:14:58,000
I meant to do it
before you guys...
1837
01:14:58,083 --> 01:15:02,333
I mean...
1838
01:15:02,416 --> 01:15:04,166
- I'll just do the dishwasher.
- Oh, no.
1839
01:15:04,250 --> 01:15:05,833
Really quick! I can do it...
I'll be so fast!
1840
01:15:05,916 --> 01:15:08,208
- You don't have to do that now.
- No?
1841
01:15:08,291 --> 01:15:10,708
Wait. I...
One second!
1842
01:15:14,000 --> 01:15:15,750
- Um...
- Better, right? No?
1843
01:15:43,875 --> 01:15:45,625
This is a stupid blouse.
1844
01:15:54,791 --> 01:15:56,083
Oops.
1845
01:16:00,750 --> 01:16:02,625
- Do you want help with that?
- Nope. No, no.
1846
01:16:03,541 --> 01:16:05,833
Just... one second!
1847
01:16:06,791 --> 01:16:08,250
Fuck me!
1848
01:16:23,000 --> 01:16:25,791
♪ You think
I'd leave your side, baby... ♪
1849
01:16:25,875 --> 01:16:27,708
Oh! Uh...
1850
01:16:29,333 --> 01:16:32,250
♪ You know me better than that
1851
01:16:33,625 --> 01:16:35,458
It is a good song.
1852
01:16:35,541 --> 01:16:40,208
♪ You think I'd leave you down
when you're down on your knees
1853
01:16:43,250 --> 01:16:45,250
♪ I wouldn't do that... ♪
1854
01:16:45,333 --> 01:16:47,791
Hey!
1855
01:16:47,875 --> 01:16:49,666
Oh! Sorry! Sorry!
1856
01:16:51,208 --> 01:16:56,458
♪ If only you could see into me
1857
01:17:02,833 --> 01:17:08,625
♪ Oh, when you're cold
1858
01:17:08,708 --> 01:17:11,833
♪ I'll be there
1859
01:17:11,916 --> 01:17:15,666
♪ Hold you tight to me... ♪
1860
01:17:15,750 --> 01:17:17,458
Do you actually
look in the mirror
1861
01:17:17,541 --> 01:17:19,125
and not know
how sexy you are?
1862
01:17:19,208 --> 01:17:21,958
Oh, blah! No!
1863
01:17:22,041 --> 01:17:23,666
- Angela!
- No. No.
1864
01:17:23,750 --> 01:17:26,250
You can't be that out of touch
with yourself, are you?
1865
01:17:26,333 --> 01:17:29,166
Oh, God. No. I know.
I'm a stupid fucking cunt.
1866
01:17:29,250 --> 01:17:31,166
- I really... I...
- Whoa, Angela.
1867
01:17:31,250 --> 01:17:32,875
No, that's just
my inner monologue.
1868
01:17:32,958 --> 01:17:34,625
That's just the way
I speak to myself.
1869
01:17:34,708 --> 01:17:37,208
It's just the voice in my head.
It's not... No... it's good.
1870
01:17:37,291 --> 01:17:38,583
- Are you sure?
- I'm good.
1871
01:17:39,500 --> 01:17:41,083
Holy shit!
1872
01:17:41,166 --> 01:17:43,750
♪ You think
I'd leave your side, baby... ♪
1873
01:17:43,833 --> 01:17:46,125
Thank you
so much for this.
1874
01:17:46,208 --> 01:17:48,250
This is... This is...
This is already amazing.
1875
01:17:48,333 --> 01:17:50,083
♪ You know me better
than that... ♪
1876
01:17:50,166 --> 01:17:52,333
Thank you for this.
1877
01:17:53,541 --> 01:17:55,083
♪ Think I'd leave you down
1878
01:17:55,166 --> 01:17:57,875
♪ When you're down
on your knees... ♪
1879
01:17:57,958 --> 01:18:01,250
Jesus Christ, you're hot.
1880
01:18:01,333 --> 01:18:05,750
- ♪ I wouldn't do that... ♪
- Holy shit!
1881
01:18:05,833 --> 01:18:07,916
- How do you wanna do it?
- Oh!
1882
01:18:08,500 --> 01:18:10,541
How do I...
1883
01:18:10,625 --> 01:18:12,875
Um...
1884
01:18:12,958 --> 01:18:16,750
I want the, um... thing with...
1885
01:18:16,833 --> 01:18:20,166
Mm... Yeah,
that menu would come in handy.
1886
01:18:20,250 --> 01:18:24,375
I think the, um...
thing, the one with...
1887
01:18:24,458 --> 01:18:26,750
What you, you say...
1888
01:18:26,833 --> 01:18:28,833
You say.
1889
01:18:28,916 --> 01:18:31,541
You take this one.
1890
01:18:35,708 --> 01:18:37,541
You want me to do the thing
1891
01:18:37,625 --> 01:18:39,875
that makes Piña scream
like that?
1892
01:18:39,958 --> 01:18:43,333
Yes.
Yeah. Yes.
1893
01:18:45,000 --> 01:18:48,791
♪ I'll tell you you're right
when you want
1894
01:18:50,083 --> 01:18:53,166
♪ Ha-a, ha-a
1895
01:18:53,250 --> 01:18:54,958
♪ Ha-a-a, oh-o... ♪
1896
01:18:57,875 --> 01:19:00,791
♪ And if only
you could see into me... ♪
1897
01:19:09,750 --> 01:19:11,958
♪ Oh
1898
01:19:12,041 --> 01:19:15,250
♪ When you're cold
1899
01:19:15,333 --> 01:19:18,541
♪ I'll be there
1900
01:19:18,625 --> 01:19:22,666
♪ Hold you tight to me,
to me, yeah
1901
01:19:22,750 --> 01:19:25,041
♪ Oh
1902
01:19:25,125 --> 01:19:28,416
- ♪ When you're low
- OK, take off your clothes.
1903
01:19:28,500 --> 01:19:31,708
- ♪ I'll be there
- Slow, slow, slow!
1904
01:19:31,791 --> 01:19:35,916
♪ By your side, baby
1905
01:19:36,000 --> 01:19:38,250
♪ Oh
1906
01:19:38,333 --> 01:19:42,250
♪ When you're cold... ♪
1907
01:19:45,333 --> 01:19:46,875
OK...
1908
01:19:48,458 --> 01:19:51,791
♪ I'll be there
1909
01:19:51,875 --> 01:19:53,958
♪ By your side... ♪
1910
01:19:54,041 --> 01:19:56,208
Whoa, whoa, whoa...
1911
01:19:56,291 --> 01:19:58,166
Argh!
1912
01:19:58,250 --> 01:20:00,250
Oh, that's Joe's back.
1913
01:20:00,333 --> 01:20:01,958
That's Joe's back.
He's... He's fine.
1914
01:20:02,041 --> 01:20:04,125
No, no, he's fine. He's fine.
1915
01:20:04,208 --> 01:20:06,833
He's fine. He's fine. He's fine.
He's OK.
1916
01:20:06,916 --> 01:20:08,666
I think... I really think
he's OK. I think he's...
1917
01:20:08,750 --> 01:20:09,916
Yeah, he sounds fine.
1918
01:20:12,541 --> 01:20:14,041
Help! Ayúdame!
1919
01:20:16,833 --> 01:20:18,791
He fell.
He hurt his back.
1920
01:20:18,875 --> 01:20:21,791
- What happened?
- He's hurt his back.
1921
01:20:21,875 --> 01:20:24,250
- His back?
- Yes, my back.
1922
01:20:24,333 --> 01:20:26,500
Don't touch me.
Go away. Get away from me.
1923
01:20:26,583 --> 01:20:29,708
- Stop moving, Joe. Joe!
- Let me be! Let me be!
1924
01:20:29,791 --> 01:20:33,000
I just need my pillows.
I have these pillows.
1925
01:20:33,083 --> 01:20:36,166
- Joe, you gotta stop moving.
- I gotta have my pillows. Fuck!
1926
01:20:36,250 --> 01:20:38,833
Listen to me. Listen to me.
Slow your breathing down. OK?
1927
01:20:38,916 --> 01:20:40,958
- Slow your breathing down.
- Don't touch me. Just go away.
1928
01:20:41,041 --> 01:20:42,958
Go away.
Don't do anything to me.
1929
01:20:43,041 --> 01:20:45,500
Don't rolf me.
Don't you dare rolf me!
1930
01:20:45,583 --> 01:20:47,875
Don't do this!
Don't do it, man.
1931
01:20:47,958 --> 01:20:49,291
Please don't do this.
1932
01:20:49,375 --> 01:20:50,708
Whatever you're gonna do,
don't do it.
1933
01:20:50,791 --> 01:20:52,250
Take a deep breath
and try not to flinch.
1934
01:20:52,333 --> 01:20:53,916
- Oh, God, don't do this.
- Try not to flinch.
1935
01:20:54,000 --> 01:20:56,000
- Please don't do it. Oh, God!
- One, two, three!
1936
01:20:56,083 --> 01:21:00,541
Argh!
Fuck you! Argh!
1937
01:21:00,625 --> 01:21:02,416
- Go away.
- You're done!
1938
01:21:02,500 --> 01:21:04,791
- It didn't help.
- OK, it takes a second.
1939
01:21:04,875 --> 01:21:06,833
- It didn't help at all.
- It takes a second.
1940
01:21:06,916 --> 01:21:08,375
- Fuck off!
- I think I did it right.
1941
01:21:08,458 --> 01:21:10,208
- Get me some ice.
- I think I did it right.
1942
01:21:10,291 --> 01:21:13,500
- Get me some ice.
- This is so embarrassing.
1943
01:21:13,583 --> 01:21:15,791
We are...
We are so fucking embarrassing.
1944
01:21:15,875 --> 01:21:17,958
I can't believe it. Of course
it's your fucking back.
1945
01:21:18,041 --> 01:21:21,125
Our entire life
is about your fucking back.
1946
01:21:21,208 --> 01:21:23,125
- Constant fucking complaining!
- What are you talking about?
1947
01:21:23,208 --> 01:21:25,291
Sorry my back
is an inconvenience
1948
01:21:25,375 --> 01:21:27,291
to you having a fucking orgy.
1949
01:21:27,375 --> 01:21:28,791
It actually is,
if you want to know,
1950
01:21:28,875 --> 01:21:30,458
and I'm not allowed
to complain about it.
1951
01:21:30,541 --> 01:21:32,333
I'm not allowed to say
a fucking thing about it ever.
1952
01:21:32,416 --> 01:21:35,416
Well, you're talking about it
right now. So, congratulations.
1953
01:21:35,500 --> 01:21:36,500
- Oh, no!
- Is it bad?
1954
01:21:36,583 --> 01:21:39,000
Yes, it's bad! Look at me!
1955
01:21:39,083 --> 01:21:42,083
Do you know your back pain
is not about your back?
1956
01:21:42,166 --> 01:21:44,458
I think it actually is very much
about my back!
1957
01:21:44,541 --> 01:21:46,000
That's not gonna work.
1958
01:21:46,083 --> 01:21:48,166
No massage, no pillow -
none of those things work.
1959
01:21:48,250 --> 01:21:50,250
L4, L5, fucking classic.
1960
01:21:50,333 --> 01:21:53,250
Your back pain is about
everything that you don't say.
1961
01:21:53,333 --> 01:21:56,833
You know? It's your rage,
it's your anger speaking.
1962
01:21:56,916 --> 01:21:59,000
Hey, what are you talking about?
Why are you doing this?
1963
01:21:59,083 --> 01:22:02,500
We were dancing to Sade
thirty seconds ago.
1964
01:22:02,583 --> 01:22:04,333
It didn't hurt you in there
when we were dancing, right?
1965
01:22:04,416 --> 01:22:06,500
We were having a nice time.
I was loose.
1966
01:22:06,583 --> 01:22:08,833
What the fuck
are you smiling at, Hawk?
1967
01:22:08,916 --> 01:22:10,666
I, I, I... I feel you, man.
1968
01:22:10,750 --> 01:22:12,750
"You feel me"? Don't try
to connect to me, Hawk.
1969
01:22:12,833 --> 01:22:15,333
Do not try to connect with me.
I don't want it.
1970
01:22:15,416 --> 01:22:17,375
- I've been where you are, Joe.
- What the fuck?
1971
01:22:17,458 --> 01:22:19,375
So, you've been on your floor
in your underpants,
1972
01:22:19,458 --> 01:22:21,125
ice on your back?
1973
01:22:21,208 --> 01:22:24,833
Yeah, I've been on the floor
angry and in pain and all of it.
1974
01:22:24,916 --> 01:22:26,458
- Trust me.
- Oh, my God!
1975
01:22:26,541 --> 01:22:28,541
I don't fucking want you to try
1976
01:22:28,625 --> 01:22:30,875
to in any way
emotionally relate to me,
1977
01:22:30,958 --> 01:22:32,291
you fucking pervert.
1978
01:22:32,375 --> 01:22:34,958
- We're nothing alike.
- How do you know?
1979
01:22:35,041 --> 01:22:37,500
Also, your name isn't Hawk!
1980
01:22:37,583 --> 01:22:39,125
No one's name is Hawk.
1981
01:22:39,208 --> 01:22:41,250
You go on and on
about radical honesty.
1982
01:22:41,333 --> 01:22:43,375
Your whole name's
a fucking lie, man.
1983
01:22:43,458 --> 01:22:44,708
What is your name?
1984
01:22:44,791 --> 01:22:46,666
What's your actual name?
Tell me your...
1985
01:22:46,750 --> 01:22:48,291
What is
on your driver's license?
1986
01:22:49,291 --> 01:22:51,958
Howard Wilson Kelly.
1987
01:22:53,875 --> 01:22:55,666
Howard.
1988
01:22:56,500 --> 01:22:58,125
He's Howard.
1989
01:22:58,875 --> 01:23:01,708
Your name is Howard.
1990
01:23:01,791 --> 01:23:05,958
This whole time,
it hasn't been Hawk.
1991
01:23:06,041 --> 01:23:08,500
It's been little Howie.
1992
01:23:08,583 --> 01:23:10,375
Oh, my God.
1993
01:23:10,458 --> 01:23:13,083
That changes everything.
1994
01:23:13,166 --> 01:23:16,083
I didn't know we had a Howard
in our midst.
1995
01:23:16,166 --> 01:23:18,708
I would've been
so much nicer to you.
1996
01:23:18,791 --> 01:23:20,833
Where did Hawk come from, Howie?
1997
01:23:20,916 --> 01:23:22,458
How'd you land on Hawk?
1998
01:23:22,541 --> 01:23:25,333
It's just...
It's the name I gave myself.
1999
01:23:25,416 --> 01:23:27,666
A nickname you gave yourself.
2000
01:23:27,750 --> 01:23:29,708
Literally the lamest words
2001
01:23:29,791 --> 01:23:31,541
that could have come
out of your mouth.
2002
01:23:31,625 --> 01:23:33,208
Oh, my God.
2003
01:23:33,291 --> 01:23:35,166
What, were you biking
across the ply at Burning Man?
2004
01:23:35,250 --> 01:23:37,583
You saw a fucking bird fly by
or something?
2005
01:23:37,666 --> 01:23:42,250
No, it's something I did
after my wife died.
2006
01:23:46,125 --> 01:23:48,625
You asked.
2007
01:23:48,708 --> 01:23:51,375
Well, you should lead with that
next time, I guess.
2008
01:23:52,000 --> 01:23:53,541
She got cancer.
2009
01:23:53,625 --> 01:23:55,708
You don't have to
answer his question.
2010
01:23:55,791 --> 01:23:57,416
You don't have to say anything.
2011
01:23:57,500 --> 01:23:59,916
It's a fair question, you know.
2012
01:24:00,000 --> 01:24:02,000
How does Howard get to Hawk?
2013
01:24:02,083 --> 01:24:03,875
So...
2014
01:24:03,958 --> 01:24:05,958
For Joe...
2015
01:24:06,041 --> 01:24:07,541
Um...
2016
01:24:08,291 --> 01:24:10,375
After she died, I...
2017
01:24:10,458 --> 01:24:11,916
I was doing some things
2018
01:24:12,000 --> 01:24:14,083
that were pretty
suicidally stupid at work,
2019
01:24:14,166 --> 01:24:17,375
and I was gonna get someone
else killed along with me.
2020
01:24:17,458 --> 01:24:20,500
And do you know
how people say
2021
01:24:20,583 --> 01:24:22,750
your life flashes
before your eyes?
2022
01:24:22,833 --> 01:24:24,125
I... I...
2023
01:24:24,208 --> 01:24:26,083
That happened to me,
but not my life -
2024
01:24:26,166 --> 01:24:28,875
it was our life together.
2025
01:24:28,958 --> 01:24:34,208
It went by me
in this high-speed film.
2026
01:24:34,291 --> 01:24:39,375
And I kept seeing this woman,
2027
01:24:39,458 --> 01:24:43,583
this, like, very gentle,
very shy, sweet girl
2028
01:24:43,666 --> 01:24:45,166
who, like...
2029
01:24:45,250 --> 01:24:47,750
She thought I hung the moon.
2030
01:24:49,333 --> 01:24:52,875
And in the film, she...
2031
01:24:52,958 --> 01:24:55,625
Over and over again,
she tried to...
2032
01:24:57,291 --> 01:24:59,750
...open up
about her fantasy life to me,
2033
01:24:59,833 --> 01:25:02,541
to, you know, share
2034
01:25:02,625 --> 01:25:07,708
this kind of sensual,
adventurous side of herself,
2035
01:25:07,791 --> 01:25:11,375
so that I would
enter into it with her, and...
2036
01:25:11,458 --> 01:25:16,083
...I didn't just,
you know, resist it.
2037
01:25:16,166 --> 01:25:19,958
I got really tight
and judgmental and insecure.
2038
01:25:20,041 --> 01:25:22,458
And I...
2039
01:25:22,541 --> 01:25:26,750
And I made her feel
so bad about it
2040
01:25:26,833 --> 01:25:29,250
that somewhere in that movie,
she just stops...
2041
01:25:30,375 --> 01:25:32,666
...trying to connect
with me at all.
2042
01:25:34,583 --> 01:25:37,875
I suppressed her, you know? I...
2043
01:25:39,583 --> 01:25:46,500
I shut down her attempt
to, like, live more boldly.
2044
01:25:48,541 --> 01:25:54,750
Somehow, the universe puts me
on this one's couch, and...
2045
01:25:54,833 --> 01:25:58,041
...she told me, you know,
you got two choices.
2046
01:25:58,125 --> 01:26:00,041
Go set yourself on fire
for real,
2047
01:26:00,125 --> 01:26:07,000
or change who you are
and make yourself available.
2048
01:26:08,166 --> 01:26:09,958
So, uh...
2049
01:26:10,041 --> 01:26:13,208
I decided I really better
change my name
2050
01:26:13,291 --> 01:26:14,791
if I was gonna change my life.
2051
01:26:14,875 --> 01:26:16,708
And so I did.
2052
01:26:19,625 --> 01:26:22,708
Well...
I'm sorry your wife passed away,
2053
01:26:22,791 --> 01:26:25,791
and I'm glad you found a woman
who would peg you
2054
01:26:25,875 --> 01:26:28,916
after you didn't
let your wife peg you.
2055
01:26:29,000 --> 01:26:30,291
Oh, my God!
2056
01:26:30,375 --> 01:26:32,000
What do you want from me?
I'm sorry.
2057
01:26:32,083 --> 01:26:33,625
That's the moral of that story
as far as I'm concerned.
2058
01:26:33,708 --> 01:26:34,958
Oh, my God!
2059
01:26:35,041 --> 01:26:37,583
My boyfriend shares
2060
01:26:37,666 --> 01:26:41,541
that very difficult
and painful story with you,
2061
01:26:41,625 --> 01:26:43,291
and you're making fun of him?
2062
01:26:43,375 --> 01:26:46,291
I'm living a difficult
and painful story right now,
2063
01:26:46,375 --> 01:26:47,666
in real life!
2064
01:26:47,750 --> 01:26:49,500
I really didn't expect this
from you.
2065
01:26:49,583 --> 01:26:51,208
This is fucking disappointing.
2066
01:26:51,291 --> 01:26:53,458
- OK. I'm sorry.
- No, no, no, no, no. Really!
2067
01:26:53,541 --> 01:26:56,875
Shut up! Stop! Stop being
unrespectful to my boyfriend.
2068
01:26:56,958 --> 01:26:58,875
Disrespectful.
Don't be disrespectful.
2069
01:26:58,958 --> 01:27:00,416
She's saying...
2070
01:27:01,166 --> 01:27:03,208
She's saying what?
2071
01:27:03,291 --> 01:27:04,666
No, no. I...
I was just clarifying.
2072
01:27:04,750 --> 01:27:06,125
I think they caught
what I was saying.
2073
01:27:06,208 --> 01:27:07,666
Oh, are you going to interrupt?
2074
01:27:07,750 --> 01:27:09,916
- Sorry.
- Correct my English right now?
2075
01:27:10,000 --> 01:27:11,750
No, mi amor, I was trying
to clarify for him...
2076
01:27:11,833 --> 01:27:14,166
No! You're always
interrupting me,
2077
01:27:14,250 --> 01:27:15,500
always correcting me!
2078
01:27:16,833 --> 01:27:18,416
Do you know
how bad your Spanish is?
2079
01:27:18,500 --> 01:27:19,791
And I never tell you, right?
2080
01:27:19,875 --> 01:27:21,375
What do I do?
I help you.
2081
01:27:21,458 --> 01:27:23,833
I've been telling you all night,
this is not gonna work.
2082
01:27:23,916 --> 01:27:25,291
It's not the night.
They're not ready.
2083
01:27:25,375 --> 01:27:26,750
Look at this fucking mess.
2084
01:27:26,833 --> 01:27:28,291
And you keep pushing.
2085
01:27:28,375 --> 01:27:30,250
You keep pushing
because you're always pushing.
2086
01:27:30,333 --> 01:27:32,708
And you know why?
Because you don't listen.
2087
01:27:32,791 --> 01:27:35,166
- Just fucking listen.
- OK. OK.
2088
01:27:35,250 --> 01:27:36,375
Piña...
2089
01:27:36,458 --> 01:27:37,666
Piña!
2090
01:27:37,750 --> 01:27:39,500
No, I don't wanna talk to you.
Just...
2091
01:27:39,583 --> 01:27:41,458
- Piña!
- Shut the fuck up for once.
2092
01:27:41,541 --> 01:27:42,875
- I...
- Shut the fuck up!
2093
01:27:42,958 --> 01:27:44,958
Really! Really!
For once, just shut the fuck up.
2094
01:27:45,041 --> 01:27:47,041
- I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
- Shut the fuck up.
2095
01:27:47,125 --> 01:27:48,583
- Shut the fuck up.
- I shouldn't have said that.
2096
01:27:48,666 --> 01:27:50,541
- Just shut the fuck up.
- It was terrible timing.
2097
01:27:50,625 --> 01:27:53,833
And... you are right.
2098
01:27:53,916 --> 01:27:56,500
This is the last time
that will ever happen.
2099
01:27:56,583 --> 01:27:58,458
I totally understand
what you're saying.
2100
01:27:58,541 --> 01:27:59,958
You said that before.
2101
01:28:00,041 --> 01:28:01,250
No, I never have.
I will never do it again.
2102
01:28:01,333 --> 01:28:03,333
Fucking embarrassing.
2103
01:28:04,541 --> 01:28:07,458
And I'm sorry
for yelling at you.
2104
01:28:07,541 --> 01:28:09,958
And I'm... I'm sorry
if this was too much. I'm sorry.
2105
01:28:10,041 --> 01:28:11,333
No, no. It... It...
2106
01:28:11,416 --> 01:28:13,208
- Don't be sorry.
- I'm sorry, Joe.
2107
01:28:13,291 --> 01:28:15,375
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
It was a joke.
2108
01:28:15,458 --> 01:28:17,416
Don't apologize.
Don't anybody apologize.
2109
01:28:17,500 --> 01:28:18,666
We're so sorry.
2110
01:28:18,750 --> 01:28:20,458
I'm sorry I... yelled at you.
2111
01:28:20,541 --> 01:28:22,958
- I'm sorry I yelled at you.
- You don't have to be sorry.
2112
01:28:23,041 --> 01:28:24,875
- It was horrible what you said.
- You don't have to be sorry.
2113
01:28:24,958 --> 01:28:26,875
Guys...
We are sorry.
2114
01:28:26,958 --> 01:28:29,208
- "We"?
- OK? We're a fucking disaster.
2115
01:28:29,291 --> 01:28:31,583
We couldn't even
pull off an orgy.
2116
01:28:31,666 --> 01:28:35,375
OK? We are dead inside.
So, I apologize for that.
2117
01:28:35,458 --> 01:28:38,333
Oh, no, don't worry about that.
You are definitely not dead.
2118
01:28:38,416 --> 01:28:40,458
You wanted
to fuck the two of us.
2119
01:28:40,541 --> 01:28:42,708
It just wasn't the right night.
2120
01:28:42,791 --> 01:28:44,291
But what I don't understand is
2121
01:28:44,375 --> 01:28:46,666
how you can even have sex
with each other,
2122
01:28:46,750 --> 01:28:49,500
'cause you are so mean
to each other.
2123
01:28:55,333 --> 01:28:59,041
Because you... you do have sex
with each other, right?
2124
01:29:03,916 --> 01:29:06,250
When was the last time
you two had sex?
2125
01:29:08,291 --> 01:29:09,791
A year ago.
2126
01:29:12,208 --> 01:29:14,166
Oh, sorry.
I thought you said a year.
2127
01:29:15,583 --> 01:29:17,833
You did say a year?
A year?
2128
01:29:17,916 --> 01:29:20,166
A year ago?
2129
01:29:20,250 --> 01:29:24,500
Oh, my God! No wonder
why you are so awkward...
2130
01:29:25,375 --> 01:29:28,416
...and horny and weird.
2131
01:29:28,500 --> 01:29:31,166
Do you know
why you don't have sex?
2132
01:29:31,250 --> 01:29:33,000
- Because she won't fuck me.
- Well, because of him.
2133
01:29:33,083 --> 01:29:34,125
It's your fault.
2134
01:29:34,208 --> 01:29:35,708
- What?
- It's your fault.
2135
01:29:35,791 --> 01:29:37,291
- It's not my fault.
- Of course it's your fault!
2136
01:29:37,375 --> 01:29:39,000
We don't have sex 'cause
she won't have sex with me.
2137
01:29:39,083 --> 01:29:40,791
- That's why!
- "Won't have sex with you"?
2138
01:29:40,875 --> 01:29:42,208
You don't try!
2139
01:29:42,291 --> 01:29:43,791
I stopped trying
because how many times can I try
2140
01:29:43,875 --> 01:29:45,041
before I'm just
torturing myself?
2141
01:29:45,125 --> 01:29:46,583
- Oh, uh...
- It's humiliating.
2142
01:29:46,666 --> 01:29:48,208
I'm being humiliated.
2143
01:29:48,291 --> 01:29:50,125
Am I not worth just a little bit
more effort than that?
2144
01:29:50,208 --> 01:29:52,000
Could you maybe be trying
a little bit harder?
2145
01:29:52,083 --> 01:29:54,166
How much effort do I need to put
into having sex
2146
01:29:54,250 --> 01:29:57,375
with a woman who's supposed
to want to have sex with me?
2147
01:29:57,458 --> 01:29:59,666
Why should that
take so much effort?
2148
01:29:59,750 --> 01:30:02,166
You're supposed
to be attracted to me.
2149
01:30:02,250 --> 01:30:04,166
You're my wife!
What are talking about?
2150
01:30:04,250 --> 01:30:07,083
You know what? You don't want
to do anything, OK?
2151
01:30:07,166 --> 01:30:09,041
So, that's where I'm starting.
OK?
2152
01:30:09,125 --> 01:30:10,625
It's not very attractive
2153
01:30:10,708 --> 01:30:12,625
to be with someone
who's just fucking miserable.
2154
01:30:12,708 --> 01:30:14,291
So, because you're miserable,
then I'm miserable.
2155
01:30:14,375 --> 01:30:15,916
You're miserable, too.
2156
01:30:16,000 --> 01:30:17,166
So, congratulations.
I guess we're both miserable.
2157
01:30:17,250 --> 01:30:18,458
We're even, OK?
2158
01:30:18,541 --> 01:30:20,125
You've nothing
to be upset about.
2159
01:30:20,208 --> 01:30:23,208
Angela,
would you fuck yourself?
2160
01:30:23,708 --> 01:30:25,125
What?
2161
01:30:25,208 --> 01:30:27,166
Would you have sex
with yourself?
2162
01:30:30,208 --> 01:30:33,000
Hmm! Would you...
fuck yourself?
2163
01:30:33,083 --> 01:30:35,375
All I do is fuck myself.
2164
01:30:35,458 --> 01:30:39,291
I'm the only person
who fucks me currently. So, yes.
2165
01:30:42,375 --> 01:30:46,666
Do you even remember a time
when you were not miserable?
2166
01:30:46,750 --> 01:30:48,625
What's the difference?
2167
01:30:49,625 --> 01:30:51,458
Yeah, I do.
2168
01:30:55,625 --> 01:30:58,791
How did you two meet?
2169
01:30:58,875 --> 01:31:00,916
Who cares?
2170
01:31:01,000 --> 01:31:03,500
Who cares at this point?
2171
01:31:03,583 --> 01:31:05,958
- I'll tell you.
- Great.
2172
01:31:06,041 --> 01:31:07,625
Um...
2173
01:31:10,291 --> 01:31:15,458
I was on a very bad date...
2174
01:31:15,541 --> 01:31:20,666
...at this dive bar where Joe
was playing with his band,
2175
01:31:20,750 --> 01:31:26,083
and he was flirting with me
the entire show from the stage,
2176
01:31:26,166 --> 01:31:27,208
making me laugh.
2177
01:31:28,708 --> 01:31:31,000
And so I made my date
drop me off,
2178
01:31:31,083 --> 01:31:32,708
and I sprinted back to the bar,
2179
01:31:32,791 --> 01:31:34,375
so I could see
if I could catch Joe,
2180
01:31:34,458 --> 01:31:36,041
and I... I did.
2181
01:31:36,125 --> 01:31:38,125
But I don't think
you ever realized
2182
01:31:38,208 --> 01:31:42,250
that I ran eleven blocks
that night.
2183
01:31:42,333 --> 01:31:44,083
Did you know that?
2184
01:31:45,500 --> 01:31:47,458
- I didn't know that.
- Yeah.
2185
01:31:47,541 --> 01:31:51,250
I thought you were just
a bizarrely sweaty person.
2186
01:31:51,333 --> 01:31:55,333
Maybe you had eaten
some bad shrimp or something.
2187
01:32:00,791 --> 01:32:03,458
And we had sex all the time.
We had...
2188
01:32:03,541 --> 01:32:06,416
We actually had great sex.
It was great. It was really fun.
2189
01:32:07,000 --> 01:32:09,208
We were best friends.
2190
01:32:11,291 --> 01:32:13,333
That is true.
2191
01:32:15,083 --> 01:32:18,000
And then you just decided
to be miserable.
2192
01:32:20,583 --> 01:32:22,541
Are you kidding me right now?
2193
01:32:23,416 --> 01:32:25,625
Are you fucking for real?
2194
01:32:25,708 --> 01:32:28,291
I "decided to become miserable"?
2195
01:32:30,333 --> 01:32:34,875
Do you actually not understand
how I feel... at all?
2196
01:32:34,958 --> 01:32:36,708
You don't get it?
2197
01:32:38,500 --> 01:32:40,000
I'm a failure, Angela.
2198
01:32:40,083 --> 01:32:44,666
I live in my parents'
apartment...
2199
01:32:44,750 --> 01:32:48,625
...which is humiliating.
I teach at a bad school.
2200
01:32:48,708 --> 01:32:50,458
Teach a bunch of kids
to play the oboe
2201
01:32:50,541 --> 01:32:52,583
who don't give a fuck
about it at all.
2202
01:32:52,666 --> 01:32:55,875
And nothing is gonna change
anytime soon.
2203
01:32:55,958 --> 01:32:58,791
So, this is my life.
So, I'm miserable. Yes.
2204
01:32:58,875 --> 01:33:00,333
Why can't you just let me
be miserable?
2205
01:33:00,416 --> 01:33:03,875
Why can't you just accept
that I am not happy
2206
01:33:03,958 --> 01:33:05,958
and just let me be not happy?
2207
01:33:07,500 --> 01:33:11,625
I'm sorry that your band
didn't work out, Joe.
2208
01:33:11,708 --> 01:33:13,041
I'm really sorry.
2209
01:33:13,125 --> 01:33:15,625
You still teach music
every single day.
2210
01:33:15,708 --> 01:33:17,666
You get to live
in a beautiful home.
2211
01:33:17,750 --> 01:33:20,958
You have a kid
who fucking worships you.
2212
01:33:21,041 --> 01:33:24,666
You have a life that I think
many people would kill for,
2213
01:33:24,750 --> 01:33:26,750
but you've just decided
to make the choice
2214
01:33:26,833 --> 01:33:29,541
to not get over your bullshit
and to just be miserable.
2215
01:33:29,625 --> 01:33:32,916
You won't even fucking touch
the piano that you used to love,
2216
01:33:33,000 --> 01:33:34,666
and we all have to tiptoe
around you.
2217
01:33:34,750 --> 01:33:36,833
You're just like a sad,
wounded puppy.
2218
01:33:36,916 --> 01:33:39,833
- You guys want some Rooibos?
- Oh, fuck off, Hawk!
2219
01:33:39,916 --> 01:33:42,541
- Fuck off!
- Sorry. Sorry.
2220
01:33:42,625 --> 01:33:44,916
I am the one
who gave everything up.
2221
01:33:45,000 --> 01:33:46,541
You did that.
There's one reason
2222
01:33:46,625 --> 01:33:48,416
that you're not doing
what you are not doing,
2223
01:33:48,500 --> 01:33:51,250
and that is because
you are not doing it. You quit.
2224
01:33:51,333 --> 01:33:52,708
You gave up.
2225
01:33:52,791 --> 01:33:54,666
Can I ask you a question?
For real?
2226
01:33:54,750 --> 01:33:56,250
What do you do all day?
2227
01:33:56,333 --> 01:33:58,375
Maggie goes to school.
I go to work.
2228
01:33:58,458 --> 01:34:02,250
You go fucking insane
in this apartment.
2229
01:34:02,333 --> 01:34:03,875
I don't know what the fuck
you're doing.
2230
01:34:03,958 --> 01:34:07,000
You're buying fucking lamps
and pillows and shit.
2231
01:34:07,083 --> 01:34:08,916
And then you try
2232
01:34:09,000 --> 01:34:12,083
to just fucking control
every aspect of my life
2233
01:34:12,166 --> 01:34:14,791
when I get home at the end
of every fucking day. It's...
2234
01:34:14,875 --> 01:34:16,458
What are you doing here?
2235
01:34:16,541 --> 01:34:18,375
- Fuck you, Joe!
- What are you fucking doing?
2236
01:34:18,458 --> 01:34:20,416
- Fuck me? Yeah. Fuck me.
- Yeah.
2237
01:34:20,500 --> 01:34:22,666
Fuck you! And I am not trying
to control you.
2238
01:34:22,750 --> 01:34:25,208
- I am not controlling. No!
- You don't let me do anything.
2239
01:34:25,291 --> 01:34:26,833
You don't let me get
a fucking cat.
2240
01:34:26,916 --> 01:34:28,458
- I don't like cats.
- There you go.
2241
01:34:28,541 --> 01:34:30,541
- They're fucking mean!
- Congratulations.
2242
01:34:30,625 --> 01:34:32,333
I wanted one fucking thing.
2243
01:34:32,416 --> 01:34:34,625
Do you see
how you talk to each other?
2244
01:34:34,708 --> 01:34:39,041
Do you see how you keep blaming
each other for your unhappiness?
2245
01:34:44,333 --> 01:34:46,291
You made these choices.
2246
01:34:46,375 --> 01:34:48,458
They're your choices.
2247
01:34:50,458 --> 01:34:52,375
So much resentment.
2248
01:34:53,125 --> 01:34:55,416
So much.
2249
01:34:55,500 --> 01:34:57,333
Why are you in this marriage?
2250
01:34:57,416 --> 01:34:58,708
We have a daughter.
2251
01:34:58,791 --> 01:35:00,458
- Maggie.
- Great.
2252
01:35:00,541 --> 01:35:05,666
That's gonna be really,
really great for her, um...
2253
01:35:05,750 --> 01:35:07,666
'Cause you think
she doesn't notice, right?
2254
01:35:07,750 --> 01:35:09,875
She doesn't feel this.
2255
01:35:11,333 --> 01:35:13,500
You prefer that she grows up
2256
01:35:13,583 --> 01:35:18,625
marinating in this
horrible anxiety every day.
2257
01:35:18,708 --> 01:35:21,500
What's better - to have
happy parents who are separate
2258
01:35:21,583 --> 01:35:23,375
or to have
very miserable parents
2259
01:35:23,458 --> 01:35:25,375
that stay together
for their children?
2260
01:35:33,041 --> 01:35:36,500
I think we only get
a few chances
2261
01:35:36,583 --> 01:35:39,250
for meaningful
relationships in life.
2262
01:35:40,625 --> 01:35:43,833
Usually,
we move to different people.
2263
01:35:45,125 --> 01:35:48,375
Sometimes,
we can have a new relationship
2264
01:35:48,458 --> 01:35:50,458
with the same person.
2265
01:35:53,000 --> 01:35:54,791
It's up to you.
2266
01:35:56,875 --> 01:35:58,583
But I think this relationship...
2267
01:35:59,958 --> 01:36:01,458
...is over.
2268
01:36:09,041 --> 01:36:10,708
Yeah.
2269
01:36:16,833 --> 01:36:18,666
Yeah.
2270
01:36:20,666 --> 01:36:22,791
But I'm not
your therapist, so...
2271
01:36:22,875 --> 01:36:24,958
I think I'm talking too much.
2272
01:36:27,625 --> 01:36:29,375
Hawk?
2273
01:36:34,375 --> 01:36:37,500
Gosh, you guys. I...
2274
01:36:37,583 --> 01:36:40,500
We really just wanted to see
the apartment, you know, and...
2275
01:36:41,375 --> 01:36:42,916
...maybe fuck a little.
2276
01:36:45,250 --> 01:36:47,125
Sorry to let you down.
2277
01:36:48,125 --> 01:36:50,000
Maybe next time.
2278
01:36:50,083 --> 01:36:52,416
Can I have my casserole back, please?
2279
01:36:52,500 --> 01:36:54,083
Yeah.
Here, I'm gonna...
2280
01:36:54,166 --> 01:36:56,291
Let me rinse it out for you.
2281
01:37:39,208 --> 01:37:41,083
Did they leave?
2282
01:37:49,708 --> 01:37:51,416
Weird.
2283
01:37:57,250 --> 01:37:59,750
I'm gonna clean up tomorrow.
2284
01:37:59,833 --> 01:38:01,458
OK.
2285
01:38:07,791 --> 01:38:11,458
We have that place in Tahoe
in August.
2286
01:38:11,541 --> 01:38:13,541
Maggie loves it up there.
I don't know what...
2287
01:38:14,541 --> 01:38:16,291
...to do about that.
2288
01:38:18,250 --> 01:38:20,000
I guess we'll figure it out.
2289
01:38:21,000 --> 01:38:22,541
Yeah.
2290
01:38:24,875 --> 01:38:26,208
How's your back?
2291
01:38:27,125 --> 01:38:28,541
It's better, actually.
2292
01:38:30,458 --> 01:38:32,166
I'm glad.
2293
01:38:36,791 --> 01:38:38,583
I'm so tired.
2294
01:38:39,750 --> 01:38:41,208
Me too.
2295
01:38:45,875 --> 01:38:47,666
I'm gonna go to bed.
2296
01:38:49,916 --> 01:38:51,500
Um...
2297
01:39:06,166 --> 01:39:08,500
Should I sleep in my office,
I guess?
2298
01:39:11,500 --> 01:39:13,208
OK.
2299
01:44:08,541 --> 01:44:11,958
♪ I'll light the fire
2300
01:44:12,041 --> 01:44:16,291
♪ You place the flowers
in the vase
2301
01:44:16,375 --> 01:44:20,750
♪ That you bought today
2302
01:44:22,333 --> 01:44:25,250
♪ Staring at the fire
2303
01:44:25,333 --> 01:44:32,291
♪ For hours and hours
while I listen to you
2304
01:44:33,250 --> 01:44:40,250
♪ Play your love songs
all night long for me
2305
01:44:42,875 --> 01:44:49,208
♪ Only for me
2306
01:44:49,291 --> 01:44:51,916
♪ Come to me now
2307
01:44:52,000 --> 01:44:55,500
♪ And rest your head
for just five minutes
2308
01:44:55,583 --> 01:45:01,041
♪ Everything is done... ♪
2309
01:45:01,125 --> 01:45:02,458
Shit!
2310
01:45:02,541 --> 01:45:04,750
♪ Such a cozy room
2311
01:45:04,833 --> 01:45:08,333
♪ The windows are illuminated
2312
01:45:08,416 --> 01:45:14,625
♪ By the evening sunshine
through them
2313
01:45:14,708 --> 01:45:20,875
♪ Fiery gems for you
2314
01:45:20,958 --> 01:45:27,083
♪ Only for you
2315
01:45:27,166 --> 01:45:29,750
♪ Our house
2316
01:45:29,833 --> 01:45:32,750
♪ Is a very, very, very
fine house
2317
01:45:32,833 --> 01:45:35,791
♪ With two cats in the yard
2318
01:45:35,875 --> 01:45:38,833
♪ Life used to be so hard
2319
01:45:38,916 --> 01:45:45,416
♪ Now everything is easy
'cause of you
2320
01:45:45,500 --> 01:45:48,458
♪ And our
2321
01:45:48,541 --> 01:45:55,208
♪ La, la, la-la-la, la-la,
la-la, la-la, la-la-la, la-la
2322
01:45:55,291 --> 01:45:57,625
♪ La-la-la, la-la, la-la
2323
01:45:57,708 --> 01:46:02,041
♪ La, la, la, la,
la, la, la, la, la, la
2324
01:46:02,125 --> 01:46:05,041
♪ La-la-la, la-la, la-la, la-la
2325
01:46:05,125 --> 01:46:07,291
♪ La, la-la-la-la-la-la-la
2326
01:46:07,375 --> 01:46:09,500
♪ La-la-la, la, la, la, la
2327
01:46:09,583 --> 01:46:12,000
♪ Our house
2328
01:46:12,083 --> 01:46:15,041
♪ Is a very, very, very
fine house
2329
01:46:15,125 --> 01:46:18,041
♪ With two cats in the yard
2330
01:46:18,125 --> 01:46:21,125
♪ Life used to be so hard
2331
01:46:21,208 --> 01:46:27,583
♪ Now everything is easy
'cause of you
2332
01:46:27,666 --> 01:46:30,791
♪ And our
2333
01:46:30,875 --> 01:46:33,583
♪ I'll light the fire
2334
01:46:33,666 --> 01:46:38,166
♪ And you place the flowers
in the vase
2335
01:46:38,250 --> 01:46:43,333
♪ That you bought today ♪
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