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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:23,271 --> 00:00:25,020 - OK. - OK. Here we go. 2 00:00:25,021 --> 00:00:27,312 OK. 3 00:00:29,187 --> 00:00:31,271 Hold on. 4 00:00:32,479 --> 00:00:33,729 One more time. 5 00:00:36,229 --> 00:00:37,853 Wait! Slower, slower, slower... 6 00:00:37,854 --> 00:00:39,604 One more time. 7 00:00:43,437 --> 00:00:45,104 - Uh-huh! - And then just one time. 8 00:00:48,437 --> 00:00:49,686 Uh-huh. 9 00:00:49,687 --> 00:00:51,062 And now the hard part! 10 00:00:52,937 --> 00:00:54,936 No! 11 00:00:54,937 --> 00:00:58,604 One, two, three, four, bam-bam... 12 00:01:03,521 --> 00:01:04,645 - You got it? - Yes. 13 00:01:04,646 --> 00:01:06,312 And now's the best part. 14 00:01:07,312 --> 00:01:09,103 Yeah. 15 00:01:09,104 --> 00:01:10,895 - OK, OK, OK... Ready? - One more time, together. 16 00:01:10,896 --> 00:01:13,311 - Wait... Are you ready? - Two hands, 17 00:01:13,312 --> 00:01:15,187 - and then... - Yep. 18 00:01:19,104 --> 00:01:21,645 Yeah, perfect. Perfect. You can do it. 19 00:01:21,646 --> 00:01:22,978 You're so flexible. 20 00:01:22,979 --> 00:01:25,562 OK. OK. One more time. 21 00:01:27,521 --> 00:01:29,145 Uh... 22 00:01:29,146 --> 00:01:30,437 Yeah! 23 00:01:32,521 --> 00:01:34,646 - Yeah! - Yeah... 24 00:01:43,021 --> 00:01:47,561 I missed a bit. 25 00:01:47,562 --> 00:01:48,896 One more, one more. 26 00:01:51,896 --> 00:01:53,396 - Ugh. - Whoops! 27 00:01:58,354 --> 00:02:01,729 One more time. 28 00:02:08,521 --> 00:02:11,229 It's perfect! 29 00:02:37,562 --> 00:02:39,353 That was great. 30 00:02:39,354 --> 00:02:41,061 Great work. 31 00:02:41,062 --> 00:02:42,520 Sounding... 32 00:02:42,521 --> 00:02:45,728 Yeah, sounding really good. 33 00:02:45,729 --> 00:02:47,228 Um... 34 00:02:47,229 --> 00:02:50,770 Maybe, uh... play it a couple more times, 35 00:02:50,771 --> 00:02:53,729 just for practice, but... good job. 36 00:02:54,812 --> 00:02:56,479 Oh... 37 00:03:00,312 --> 00:03:02,479 Stupid fucking thing! 38 00:03:04,146 --> 00:03:06,104 OK. 39 00:03:13,646 --> 00:03:15,646 No. 40 00:03:18,771 --> 00:03:20,562 Come on... Oh! 41 00:03:21,396 --> 00:03:22,771 Fuck me. 42 00:03:26,229 --> 00:03:29,603 ♪ I'm confessing that I love you 43 00:03:29,604 --> 00:03:33,103 ♪ Tell me, do you love me, too? 44 00:03:33,104 --> 00:03:35,645 ♪ I'm confessing that I need you 45 00:03:35,646 --> 00:03:37,271 {\an8}♪ Honest, I do 46 00:03:38,437 --> 00:03:39,936 {\an8}♪ Every single moment 47 00:03:39,937 --> 00:03:43,478 ♪ In your eyes, I read such strange things 48 00:03:43,479 --> 00:03:47,020 ♪ But your lips deny they're true 49 00:03:47,021 --> 00:03:49,561 ♪ Will your answer really change things? 50 00:03:49,562 --> 00:03:53,978 ♪ Making me blue 51 00:03:53,979 --> 00:03:57,228 ♪ I'm afraid someday you'll leave me 52 00:03:57,229 --> 00:04:00,811 {\an8}♪ Saying, "Can't we still be friends?" 53 00:04:00,812 --> 00:04:04,270 {\an8}♪ If you go, you know you'll grieve me 54 00:04:04,271 --> 00:04:07,895 ♪ All in life on you depends 55 00:04:07,896 --> 00:04:11,061 ♪ Am I guessing that you love me? 56 00:04:11,062 --> 00:04:14,603 ♪ Dreaming dreams of you in vain 57 00:04:14,604 --> 00:04:18,936 ♪ I'm confessing that I love you, over again 58 00:04:18,937 --> 00:04:21,396 ♪ Over again 59 00:04:35,479 --> 00:04:38,728 {\an8}♪ I'm afraid someday you'll leave me 60 00:04:38,729 --> 00:04:42,270 {\an8}♪ Saying, "Can't we still be friends?" 61 00:04:42,271 --> 00:04:45,520 ♪ If you go, you know you'll grieve me 62 00:04:45,521 --> 00:04:49,270 ♪ All in life on you depends 63 00:04:49,271 --> 00:04:52,395 ♪ Am I guessing that you love me 64 00:04:52,396 --> 00:04:56,270 ♪ Dreaming dreams of you in vain? 65 00:04:56,271 --> 00:05:00,436 {\an8}♪ I'm confessin' that I love you, over again 66 00:05:00,437 --> 00:05:03,228 {\an8}♪ Over again 67 00:05:03,229 --> 00:05:07,395 ♪ I'm confessin' that I love you, over again 68 00:05:07,396 --> 00:05:09,979 ♪ Over again 69 00:05:12,146 --> 00:05:14,271 ♪ Sweet lover 70 00:05:15,521 --> 00:05:16,937 ♪ Sweet lover 71 00:05:18,979 --> 00:05:20,562 ♪ Sweet lover ♪ 72 00:05:41,562 --> 00:05:43,396 Shoes off, please. 73 00:05:45,479 --> 00:05:47,353 Oh... 74 00:05:47,354 --> 00:05:49,811 Will you please remind me why you got me this bike? 75 00:05:49,812 --> 00:05:52,061 - What? - This bike. Why? 76 00:05:52,062 --> 00:05:55,353 Core strength. Spine health. Remember what the doctor said. 77 00:05:55,354 --> 00:05:57,520 You were supposed to fold it. 78 00:05:57,521 --> 00:06:00,436 The whole point of a folding bike - it folds. 79 00:06:00,437 --> 00:06:02,603 This thing is fucking impossible to fold. 80 00:06:02,604 --> 00:06:04,478 Do you know how hard this is to fold? 81 00:06:04,479 --> 00:06:06,436 It's supposed to be more convenient than a normal bike. 82 00:06:06,437 --> 00:06:08,520 It's way less convenient than a normal bike. 83 00:06:08,521 --> 00:06:10,728 Also, the wheels, they're so little. 84 00:06:10,729 --> 00:06:12,728 It's like I gotta pedal four times 85 00:06:12,729 --> 00:06:16,020 to get one normal wheel rotation out of it. 86 00:06:16,021 --> 00:06:17,896 You have to practice, maybe. 87 00:06:21,229 --> 00:06:22,811 Where's Maggie? Yo, Maggie! 88 00:06:22,812 --> 00:06:24,478 No, she's not here. 89 00:06:24,479 --> 00:06:27,270 - Where is she? - She's, uh... at a sleepover. 90 00:06:27,271 --> 00:06:29,853 - Where? - At Sadie's. 91 00:06:29,854 --> 00:06:31,686 I didn't know she was having a sleepover with Sadie. 92 00:06:31,687 --> 00:06:33,145 Oh, it was sort of last minute. 93 00:06:33,146 --> 00:06:36,686 Oh, God. Sadie is so strange, isn't she? 94 00:06:36,687 --> 00:06:38,770 I don't know if it's good that she's hanging around with Sadie. 95 00:06:38,771 --> 00:06:40,145 I mean, she's fine. 96 00:06:40,146 --> 00:06:42,186 I called ahead. Sadie's mother is single. 97 00:06:42,187 --> 00:06:44,811 There are no men or weapons in the home. 98 00:06:44,812 --> 00:06:47,186 You called Sadie's mother to ask if she was single? 99 00:06:47,187 --> 00:06:49,521 - Yeah, of course - "Of course"? 100 00:06:51,187 --> 00:06:52,978 Sadie's fucking crazy. 101 00:06:52,979 --> 00:06:54,811 Mm... 102 00:06:54,812 --> 00:06:57,811 Whoa... holy shit! 103 00:06:57,812 --> 00:06:59,561 My God, look at all this cheese! 104 00:06:59,562 --> 00:07:01,353 No! No, no... Leave it, leave it, leave it...! 105 00:07:01,354 --> 00:07:02,686 Not yet! Not yet. Not... Not yet. 106 00:07:02,687 --> 00:07:04,186 What is all this? What is that... 107 00:07:04,187 --> 00:07:06,686 - What is that smell? - I'm making a soufflé. 108 00:07:06,687 --> 00:07:08,228 You're making a soufflé, 109 00:07:08,229 --> 00:07:09,770 and there's 200 pounds of cheese? 110 00:07:09,771 --> 00:07:12,020 Is there, like, an event? Are we expecting people? 111 00:07:12,021 --> 00:07:15,020 - Our neighbors. - Which neighbors? 112 00:07:15,021 --> 00:07:18,145 Our upstairs neighbors. I told you yesterday, remember? 113 00:07:18,146 --> 00:07:20,103 You have mentioned 114 00:07:20,104 --> 00:07:22,811 that for some insane reason you want to invite them over. 115 00:07:22,812 --> 00:07:24,686 You for sure didn't tell me they were coming over tonight. 116 00:07:24,687 --> 00:07:26,020 Why didn't you ask me about this? 117 00:07:26,021 --> 00:07:27,520 I did. 118 00:07:27,521 --> 00:07:28,895 Oh, did you, sweetie? When did that happen? 119 00:07:28,896 --> 00:07:30,520 I told you yesterday. 120 00:07:30,521 --> 00:07:32,145 Well, telling me and asking me 121 00:07:32,146 --> 00:07:34,020 are actually two very different things. 122 00:07:34,021 --> 00:07:36,061 And if I'm being honest, I... I don't even think you told me. 123 00:07:36,062 --> 00:07:38,811 It's not like you listen to anything that I say anyway. 124 00:07:38,812 --> 00:07:40,978 Oh, fuck, did you forget the wine? 125 00:07:40,979 --> 00:07:42,603 - What wine? - I... I texted you. 126 00:07:42,604 --> 00:07:44,228 I texted you about wine. We don't have any wine. 127 00:07:44,229 --> 00:07:46,811 - What are you doing? Stop! - I'm eating a pickle. 128 00:07:46,812 --> 00:07:49,186 I couldn't have any cheese. I'm hungry. I'm eating a pickle. 129 00:07:49,187 --> 00:07:51,270 Now you're not gonna eat my soufflé. 130 00:07:51,271 --> 00:07:53,395 And we have no wine. This is a nightmare! 131 00:07:53,396 --> 00:07:56,145 - It's not a fucking nightmare. - What? 132 00:07:56,146 --> 00:07:57,561 Nothing. 133 00:07:57,562 --> 00:07:59,478 Can you please just clean up your office? 134 00:07:59,479 --> 00:08:01,436 It's... It's just such an eyesore. 135 00:08:01,437 --> 00:08:03,395 Can you please call the neighbors 136 00:08:03,396 --> 00:08:05,437 and tell 'em to come another time? 137 00:08:06,437 --> 00:08:07,936 - No. - "No". 138 00:08:07,937 --> 00:08:10,686 It's too late. They're coming in ten minutes. 139 00:08:10,687 --> 00:08:12,478 They're coming in ten fucking mi... 140 00:08:12,479 --> 00:08:14,228 Why didn't you tell me any of this? 141 00:08:14,229 --> 00:08:16,186 Because we've been talking about them coming for six months, OK? 142 00:08:16,187 --> 00:08:18,186 And they've been so nice about all our noise 143 00:08:18,187 --> 00:08:20,520 - from the renovation. - "Our" noise? 144 00:08:20,521 --> 00:08:23,103 Did you just say they've been nice about our noise? 145 00:08:23,104 --> 00:08:24,561 That's nuts! 146 00:08:24,562 --> 00:08:26,353 You're making a soufflé for these people now? 147 00:08:26,354 --> 00:08:28,061 - What is happening here? - She said she wanted to see it. 148 00:08:28,062 --> 00:08:29,686 She just wants to see it now that it's done, 149 00:08:29,687 --> 00:08:31,936 and she's very nice. They're very, very... 150 00:08:31,937 --> 00:08:33,353 You know, they seem cool. 151 00:08:33,354 --> 00:08:37,228 And she just... She has, like, presence, and... 152 00:08:37,229 --> 00:08:40,270 She's so... She's so pretty. 153 00:08:40,271 --> 00:08:41,853 Yeah, she's fine. 154 00:08:41,854 --> 00:08:44,686 But he is a fucking weirdo, OK? 155 00:08:44,687 --> 00:08:46,311 Every time I'm in the elevator with him, 156 00:08:46,312 --> 00:08:48,103 it's, like, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, nonstop. 157 00:08:48,104 --> 00:08:49,728 - You know what I mean? - That's just what people do. 158 00:08:49,729 --> 00:08:51,020 He's asking me questions, 159 00:08:51,021 --> 00:08:52,561 and he wants me to ask him questions. 160 00:08:52,562 --> 00:08:54,228 And the eye contact is off the charts. 161 00:08:54,229 --> 00:08:56,562 Yeah. That's called a conversation, Joe. 162 00:08:57,562 --> 00:08:58,646 What is this? 163 00:08:59,479 --> 00:09:01,436 What? That's a rug. 164 00:09:01,437 --> 00:09:03,312 - It's new. - Yeah. 165 00:09:04,937 --> 00:09:06,895 Did you buy this rug because the neighbors are coming? 166 00:09:06,896 --> 00:09:08,395 - Oh, my God! - How much was this rug? 167 00:09:08,396 --> 00:09:10,103 - You are so predictable. - I'm predictable? 168 00:09:10,104 --> 00:09:12,270 You bought a whole rug to impress strangers. 169 00:09:12,271 --> 00:09:13,978 Isn't that a little bit more predictable? 170 00:09:13,979 --> 00:09:16,353 I could've seen that coming a mile away. 171 00:09:16,354 --> 00:09:18,978 Can we please do a reset? 172 00:09:18,979 --> 00:09:20,436 A what? 173 00:09:20,437 --> 00:09:22,186 Can you leave and come back in again? 174 00:09:22,187 --> 00:09:23,978 - Is this from a podcast? - Yes, it is. Does it matter? 175 00:09:23,979 --> 00:09:25,895 You physically want me to leave the apartment and come back in? 176 00:09:25,896 --> 00:09:28,395 - Yes. Please do that for me. - No, it's fucking silly. 177 00:09:28,396 --> 00:09:30,061 Joe, I'm asking you to just do that for me. 178 00:09:30,062 --> 00:09:31,353 - Would that be OK? - Fine. 179 00:09:31,354 --> 00:09:33,436 - I will do that for you, OK? - Great. 180 00:09:33,437 --> 00:09:34,811 - Here we go. - Thank you. 181 00:09:34,812 --> 00:09:36,854 Yeah. Thank you. This will fix everything. 182 00:09:46,437 --> 00:09:48,604 - Hi, I'm home. - Hi. 183 00:09:49,354 --> 00:09:51,770 Oh, how's it going? 184 00:09:51,771 --> 00:09:54,270 - Great. - Cool. 185 00:09:54,271 --> 00:09:57,728 Any, uh... Any plans for tonight? 186 00:09:57,729 --> 00:10:00,270 Yeah. Uh, our neighbors are coming over. 187 00:10:00,271 --> 00:10:01,978 Neighbors? Oh, man. I love them. 188 00:10:01,979 --> 00:10:04,020 Especially how chatty and inquisitive they are. 189 00:10:04,021 --> 00:10:06,603 It's so cool. They're super cool. 190 00:10:06,604 --> 00:10:10,061 But maybe you could call 'em and ask them to come another night, 191 00:10:10,062 --> 00:10:13,437 'cause I'm just not feeling up for it tonight, you know? 192 00:10:15,104 --> 00:10:16,395 - No! - "No"? 193 00:10:16,396 --> 00:10:18,020 - No! - What the fuck? 194 00:10:18,021 --> 00:10:19,853 No. It would be rude. They're literally on their way. 195 00:10:19,854 --> 00:10:21,603 - What do you mean, "rude"? - That's crazy. 196 00:10:21,604 --> 00:10:23,603 - I thought we were gonna reset. - So did I. 197 00:10:23,604 --> 00:10:25,395 - You said the same shit. - So did you. 198 00:10:25,396 --> 00:10:27,145 Can we put curtains on this window? 199 00:10:27,146 --> 00:10:28,770 I don't like how they can see right into our apartment. 200 00:10:28,771 --> 00:10:30,479 No, I like the light. 201 00:10:34,271 --> 00:10:36,228 I got this special ham, you know, 202 00:10:36,229 --> 00:10:38,478 'cause she's from Spain, so, it's... 203 00:10:38,479 --> 00:10:39,978 It's not actually ham, it's jamón. 204 00:10:39,979 --> 00:10:41,686 I can't have any of this cheese? 205 00:10:41,687 --> 00:10:43,645 Please don't eat the cheese. I worked so hard on that. 206 00:10:43,646 --> 00:10:45,061 Can you just wait, and then they'll come, 207 00:10:45,062 --> 00:10:46,478 and you'll eat cheese, 208 00:10:46,479 --> 00:10:47,811 and then you can go upstairs and smoke weed. 209 00:10:47,812 --> 00:10:49,478 I'd smoke weed in here if you let me. 210 00:10:49,479 --> 00:10:52,562 No, I won't, because it gets stuck in the walls. 211 00:10:54,229 --> 00:10:55,562 You know what? 212 00:10:56,729 --> 00:10:58,103 I actually think it's really cool 213 00:10:58,104 --> 00:11:00,311 that they're coming over tonight. 214 00:11:00,312 --> 00:11:03,811 - Why? - Because... 215 00:11:03,812 --> 00:11:05,895 ...I can finally talk to 'em about the noise. 216 00:11:05,896 --> 00:11:08,853 - No, Joe, we made a deal. - What deal? 217 00:11:08,854 --> 00:11:10,603 That we weren't gonna say anything. 218 00:11:10,604 --> 00:11:13,436 Yeah. Well, you know what? I changed my mind. 219 00:11:13,437 --> 00:11:15,811 God! It's none of our business 220 00:11:15,812 --> 00:11:18,186 what they do in the privacy of their own home. 221 00:11:18,187 --> 00:11:20,895 None of our business that every night we get waken up 222 00:11:20,896 --> 00:11:23,603 by floor-shaking animal fucking? 223 00:11:23,604 --> 00:11:25,103 How is that none of our business? 224 00:11:25,104 --> 00:11:26,811 How is that none of our fucking business? 225 00:11:26,812 --> 00:11:29,811 She is having just spectacular orgasms up there. 226 00:11:29,812 --> 00:11:31,561 Are you aware of how difficult that is for a woman? 227 00:11:31,562 --> 00:11:33,103 Doesn't seem that hard for her! 228 00:11:33,104 --> 00:11:34,645 What, is she your role model now? 229 00:11:34,646 --> 00:11:36,103 Yeah, she's definitely my role model. 230 00:11:36,104 --> 00:11:37,603 She's your come role model? 231 00:11:37,604 --> 00:11:39,103 - That's great. - Yeah. 232 00:11:39,104 --> 00:11:41,436 Can we please just paint this room already? 233 00:11:41,437 --> 00:11:43,270 Well, we haven't picked a color, Joe, so no. 234 00:11:43,271 --> 00:11:45,645 It's the same color. Pick a color. Who cares? 235 00:11:45,646 --> 00:11:47,395 It's not the same color. 236 00:11:47,396 --> 00:11:48,978 Remember I almost said something to 'em in the elevator that day? 237 00:11:48,979 --> 00:11:50,520 I was so close to saying something. 238 00:11:50,521 --> 00:11:52,520 Oh, I wish I'd said something that day. 239 00:11:52,521 --> 00:11:55,353 I do. I remember that we decided we were not gonna say anything. 240 00:11:55,354 --> 00:11:57,520 Yeah, that's because I thought it couldn't get any worse. 241 00:11:57,521 --> 00:11:58,978 And you know what happened right after that 242 00:11:58,979 --> 00:12:00,728 is it got much, much, much, much worse. 243 00:12:00,729 --> 00:12:03,103 They were gonna crash through the ceiling the other day! 244 00:12:03,104 --> 00:12:05,520 Joe! We are not saying anything. 245 00:12:05,521 --> 00:12:07,436 Why not? They're cool, right? 246 00:12:07,437 --> 00:12:08,853 You keep saying how cool they are. 247 00:12:08,854 --> 00:12:10,561 So, maybe if I bring it up, 248 00:12:10,562 --> 00:12:13,311 we can finally get to the bottom of whose orgasm is whose. 249 00:12:13,312 --> 00:12:15,186 Is he the whimperer and she's the growler, 250 00:12:15,187 --> 00:12:16,936 or is she the whimperer and he's the growler? 251 00:12:16,937 --> 00:12:19,561 Either way, I'll bring it up, we'll laugh about it, 252 00:12:19,562 --> 00:12:21,395 and I'll tell them to knock it the fuck off. 253 00:12:21,396 --> 00:12:23,811 It's like you want everyone to feel uncomfortable. 254 00:12:23,812 --> 00:12:25,645 I'm the one who's uncomfortable. 255 00:12:25,646 --> 00:12:27,478 If our neighbors were waking us up 256 00:12:27,479 --> 00:12:29,436 every night at four in the morning by blasting music 257 00:12:29,437 --> 00:12:30,853 and I said something about it to them, 258 00:12:30,854 --> 00:12:32,520 wouldn't that be completely reasonable? 259 00:12:32,521 --> 00:12:34,103 It's the exact same thing, 260 00:12:34,104 --> 00:12:35,728 but it's even more justified 'cause it's fucking! 261 00:12:35,729 --> 00:12:39,479 Just don't say anything. Just not tonight. Please! 262 00:12:44,896 --> 00:12:47,020 This shirt, is this also new? 263 00:12:47,021 --> 00:12:49,020 Yes. 264 00:12:49,021 --> 00:12:51,436 Well, it's nice. It looks... looks really good on you. 265 00:12:51,437 --> 00:12:54,020 Well, you could tell me that once in a while. 266 00:12:54,021 --> 00:12:56,520 I just did tell you that. 267 00:12:56,521 --> 00:12:58,770 God, I can't believe you forgot the wine. 268 00:12:58,771 --> 00:13:00,353 I didn't forget the wine. 269 00:13:00,354 --> 00:13:02,811 I'm on this collapsible bike like a fucking schmuck, 270 00:13:02,812 --> 00:13:04,895 and I can't answer text messages while I'm on it. 271 00:13:04,896 --> 00:13:06,728 Oh! Do we have anything nice to drink? 272 00:13:06,729 --> 00:13:08,478 No, there's nothing to drink. 273 00:13:08,479 --> 00:13:09,978 We should probably call them and tell them not to come over. 274 00:13:09,979 --> 00:13:11,395 Look, we have this, this thing. Is this weird? 275 00:13:11,396 --> 00:13:12,770 Yes, it's weird. What is this? New Year's? 276 00:13:12,771 --> 00:13:14,478 We're popping champagne with these people? 277 00:13:14,479 --> 00:13:16,270 It's fine, look. We'll pre-pop it, 278 00:13:16,271 --> 00:13:18,436 so by the time they get here, it'll be, you know, fizzed out, 279 00:13:18,437 --> 00:13:20,186 and it'll just be like a sparkling wine. 280 00:13:20,187 --> 00:13:22,811 Can't you see this is obviously not a good time to have company? 281 00:13:22,812 --> 00:13:25,436 What the fuck do you mean? I just made this whole soufflé. 282 00:13:25,437 --> 00:13:27,228 - Did you see this thing? - Yes. 283 00:13:27,229 --> 00:13:29,186 Do you have any idea how hard I worked on this fucking thing? 284 00:13:29,187 --> 00:13:31,020 It's gonna be fucking beautiful if you'd just shut the fuck up! 285 00:13:31,021 --> 00:13:32,728 I'm gonna make this very simple. 286 00:13:32,729 --> 00:13:34,395 Either you tell 'em not to come, or I'm gonna bring up 287 00:13:34,396 --> 00:13:36,436 the screaming, groaning fucking noises. 288 00:13:36,437 --> 00:13:38,020 What? 289 00:13:38,021 --> 00:13:40,270 - Was that an ultimatum? - Yeah. The choice is yours. 290 00:13:40,271 --> 00:13:42,270 I'm sorry. 291 00:13:42,271 --> 00:13:43,853 You're gonna bring up the fucking? 292 00:13:43,854 --> 00:13:46,686 - Yeah. - Mm. Mm-hmm. 293 00:13:46,687 --> 00:13:49,686 Do you even understand how hard it is 294 00:13:49,687 --> 00:13:51,645 - for a woman to come that hard? - Yes, I do, 295 00:13:51,646 --> 00:13:53,978 'cause you've mentioned it 100 times in the last 3 minutes. 296 00:13:53,979 --> 00:13:55,561 'Cause I don't think you get it. 297 00:13:55,562 --> 00:13:58,728 I don't think you really understand how difficult it is. 298 00:13:58,729 --> 00:14:00,853 And if we say something, do you know what's gonna happen? 299 00:14:00,854 --> 00:14:02,853 Every time they fuck and she comes, 300 00:14:02,854 --> 00:14:05,270 they're gonna see our dumb faces. That's not fair. 301 00:14:05,271 --> 00:14:09,936 I could not care less about anything in the world 302 00:14:09,937 --> 00:14:11,853 than this woman's fucking orgasm. 303 00:14:11,854 --> 00:14:13,520 I just wanted to have a nice night. 304 00:14:13,521 --> 00:14:15,186 I just wanted to have a nice, normal fucking night, 305 00:14:15,187 --> 00:14:16,478 and you won't let me. 306 00:14:16,479 --> 00:14:18,395 These people are disrespecting us. 307 00:14:18,396 --> 00:14:20,770 They know we can hear them, can you not see that? 308 00:14:20,771 --> 00:14:22,645 What are you talking about? You sound like your father. 309 00:14:22,646 --> 00:14:24,228 - No. That is not what this is. - Yes, it is. 310 00:14:24,229 --> 00:14:25,603 They know we can hear them. 311 00:14:25,604 --> 00:14:26,978 - They get off on it. - No! 312 00:14:26,979 --> 00:14:28,603 They're fucking with us. They're perverts. 313 00:14:28,604 --> 00:14:30,228 They're not thinking about us! 314 00:14:30,229 --> 00:14:32,561 Well, maybe that's the problem. Maybe they should be! 315 00:14:32,562 --> 00:14:34,811 Why? Oh... You know what? We're not fucking canceling. 316 00:14:34,812 --> 00:14:37,020 Do you know why? We don't have friends! 317 00:14:37,021 --> 00:14:38,436 You mean I'll be friends with them? 318 00:14:38,437 --> 00:14:40,020 - Are you kidding me? - Why not? Maybe. 319 00:14:40,021 --> 00:14:42,020 It's not my fault we don't have friends. 320 00:14:42,021 --> 00:14:44,228 I would love to have friends. People like me. 321 00:14:44,229 --> 00:14:46,020 Why do you think we don't have friends? 322 00:14:46,021 --> 00:14:48,187 I'll tell you why: 'Cause we're fucking miserab...! 323 00:14:51,937 --> 00:14:53,354 Hi. 324 00:14:54,271 --> 00:14:55,936 Hi. Come in. 325 00:14:55,937 --> 00:14:57,353 Nice to see you, Angela. 326 00:14:57,354 --> 00:15:00,479 Yes, I'm... We are so happy you're here. 327 00:15:02,646 --> 00:15:03,729 Hi. 328 00:15:04,354 --> 00:15:05,728 Ah, two. 329 00:15:05,729 --> 00:15:07,853 - Nice to meet you. - Angela. Me too. 330 00:15:07,854 --> 00:15:10,395 Yes. Joe, you... 331 00:15:10,396 --> 00:15:12,479 You remember Piña and Hawk? 332 00:15:15,896 --> 00:15:18,603 This... It's still a good time? 333 00:15:18,604 --> 00:15:20,770 Yes. Yeah. 334 00:15:20,771 --> 00:15:22,436 Are you sure we're not interrupting? 335 00:15:22,437 --> 00:15:23,645 No, it's great. 336 00:15:23,646 --> 00:15:25,186 - If it's good for you... - Yeah. 337 00:15:25,187 --> 00:15:26,936 ...it's great for us. Yeah, we love... Yeah. 338 00:15:26,937 --> 00:15:31,020 It just... It took you a while to come to the door, 339 00:15:31,021 --> 00:15:33,770 and it sounded like you were arguing. 340 00:15:33,771 --> 00:15:35,561 - No filter. - No, I just wanna be honest. 341 00:15:35,562 --> 00:15:38,186 We were... We were at the door before we rang, 342 00:15:38,187 --> 00:15:40,270 and we could hear you were fighting. 343 00:15:40,271 --> 00:15:43,061 Oh, we were talk... We were, um... 344 00:15:43,062 --> 00:15:44,770 - We were fighting. - We were fighting, yeah. 345 00:15:44,771 --> 00:15:46,561 Bit of a contentious environment in here, 346 00:15:46,562 --> 00:15:48,686 so I understand if that's repellent to you. 347 00:15:48,687 --> 00:15:50,228 No hard feelings, you know what I mean? 348 00:15:50,229 --> 00:15:52,186 Completely understand. You know? 349 00:15:52,187 --> 00:15:54,604 We love a contentious environment. 350 00:15:57,646 --> 00:15:59,353 - We love it. - OK. 351 00:15:59,354 --> 00:16:01,520 Well, really, really, it's fine. 352 00:16:01,521 --> 00:16:03,854 You hit the jackpot, then, my friend. 353 00:16:04,687 --> 00:16:06,395 You're in for a treat. 354 00:16:06,396 --> 00:16:07,811 - OK? - Yeah, great. 355 00:16:07,812 --> 00:16:09,311 Do we have to take our shoes off? 356 00:16:09,312 --> 00:16:11,520 Oh God, no. No, no! No! No! 357 00:16:11,521 --> 00:16:13,436 - Yeah. OK. Great. - Hey... Hey, Joe. 358 00:16:13,437 --> 00:16:15,103 - May I look at this place? - Yeah, thank you. 359 00:16:15,104 --> 00:16:17,396 Joe! Be honest, do you want us to take 'em off? 360 00:16:19,229 --> 00:16:21,978 I don't give a fuck if you take your shoes off, personally. 361 00:16:21,979 --> 00:16:23,854 God... 362 00:16:28,979 --> 00:16:31,228 - Hawk, is it? - Hawk, yeah. Yeah. 363 00:16:31,229 --> 00:16:33,146 - Like the bird? - Yep, like the bird. 364 00:16:33,937 --> 00:16:35,478 Cool. 365 00:16:35,479 --> 00:16:37,396 This guy. 366 00:16:38,562 --> 00:16:40,728 We've been dying to see your apartment. 367 00:16:40,729 --> 00:16:44,145 Oh! Oh, God. I'm so sorry. We wanted to invite you. 368 00:16:44,146 --> 00:16:45,645 It wasn't quite ready before. 369 00:16:45,646 --> 00:16:47,395 Still isn't quite ready if you ask me. 370 00:16:47,396 --> 00:16:49,311 Yeah, 'cause you mentioned it in the elevator, 371 00:16:49,312 --> 00:16:50,811 but then you never called. 372 00:16:50,812 --> 00:16:52,520 - Yes. - We, uh... 373 00:16:52,521 --> 00:16:54,603 What? No... I mean, we wondered if we did something wrong. 374 00:16:54,604 --> 00:16:55,853 - No, God, no. - Well... 375 00:16:55,854 --> 00:16:57,895 No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no. 376 00:16:57,896 --> 00:16:59,478 No, I'm sorry about that. No. 377 00:16:59,479 --> 00:17:01,936 What do you... What do you think? 378 00:17:01,937 --> 00:17:03,728 - It's huge. - So much bigger now. 379 00:17:03,729 --> 00:17:06,396 - It has such a nice flow. - You guys have money? 380 00:17:16,354 --> 00:17:17,978 Just saying... 381 00:17:17,979 --> 00:17:20,978 You really... You really got some beautiful pieces. 382 00:17:20,979 --> 00:17:22,770 - It's all Angela. - Well, I know what I like, 383 00:17:22,771 --> 00:17:24,770 - but it's not all expensive. - Some of it is very expensive. 384 00:17:24,771 --> 00:17:27,145 - Some of it. Most of it's not. - Some of it is, though. 385 00:17:27,146 --> 00:17:28,811 - Not everything. - But some of it. 386 00:17:28,812 --> 00:17:30,395 I guess what I meant to say is, 387 00:17:30,396 --> 00:17:32,686 you can tell that it's been done with a lot of care, 388 00:17:32,687 --> 00:17:34,646 and you have a really great eye. 389 00:17:35,812 --> 00:17:38,228 That's true. I... I can feel it. 390 00:17:38,229 --> 00:17:40,354 I feel you put so much love. 391 00:17:41,396 --> 00:17:43,895 I... I did that. Thank you, yeah. 392 00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:45,770 I... 393 00:17:45,771 --> 00:17:48,561 I love it. I do love it. I really care. I do. 394 00:17:48,562 --> 00:17:51,228 - Thank you for saying that. - I can see it. 395 00:17:51,229 --> 00:17:52,812 I care. I do care a lot. I... 396 00:17:54,896 --> 00:17:57,728 I'm so sorry. I'm getting emotional. 397 00:17:57,729 --> 00:18:00,728 I don't know why, but I thank you. 398 00:18:00,729 --> 00:18:02,395 Thank you for saying that. 399 00:18:02,396 --> 00:18:04,062 - Yeah, it has... - ...great energy. 400 00:18:05,937 --> 00:18:08,978 - Oh! I... - Wow! Look at that! 401 00:18:08,979 --> 00:18:11,228 Energy is what I was going for. That's what I wanted. 402 00:18:11,229 --> 00:18:13,728 Energy's great. We talked a lot about how to capture energy, 403 00:18:13,729 --> 00:18:15,603 as though that was a real thing we could do. 404 00:18:15,604 --> 00:18:18,395 - Well, energy is everything. - Really? 405 00:18:18,396 --> 00:18:22,311 Kinetic, chemical, potential, nuclear, sexual. 406 00:18:22,312 --> 00:18:25,353 You cannot really create it or destroy it, 407 00:18:25,354 --> 00:18:28,270 but you can find ways to shape it. 408 00:18:28,271 --> 00:18:31,020 - Mm. - Beautiful. 409 00:18:31,021 --> 00:18:32,645 You shaped it really beautifully here. 410 00:18:32,646 --> 00:18:34,521 - I love the shape. - Thank you. 411 00:18:35,729 --> 00:18:37,395 Too existential for you, Joe? 412 00:18:37,396 --> 00:18:39,561 No. Hey... Not existential enough for me. 413 00:18:39,562 --> 00:18:42,312 Let's get deep. What is life? 414 00:18:46,146 --> 00:18:49,186 Oh, that is my Spanish flan. 415 00:18:49,187 --> 00:18:52,645 No! Oh, my God! Flan. Oh, how elegant. 416 00:18:52,646 --> 00:18:54,228 Fair warning. 417 00:18:54,229 --> 00:18:56,728 Once you try Piña's flan, there's no going back. 418 00:18:56,729 --> 00:18:58,520 You'll be at our door late at night, 419 00:18:58,521 --> 00:19:00,145 like a junkie under the bridge, 420 00:19:00,146 --> 00:19:03,729 saying, "We need a score", like, uh... heroin. 421 00:19:05,396 --> 00:19:07,520 Wow! 422 00:19:07,521 --> 00:19:08,854 Hmm. 423 00:19:10,354 --> 00:19:11,561 You might wanna put it in the fridge. 424 00:19:11,562 --> 00:19:13,186 Yes. Yeah. Come... 425 00:19:13,187 --> 00:19:14,436 Yeah, you want it refrigerated. 426 00:19:14,437 --> 00:19:16,270 - Is it "flawn" or "flan"? - Flan. 427 00:19:16,271 --> 00:19:17,561 - Flan? - Flan. 428 00:19:17,562 --> 00:19:19,354 - Thought it was "flawn". - Yes. 429 00:19:25,479 --> 00:19:27,312 Oh! 430 00:19:29,646 --> 00:19:31,979 - Remember to... - Yes! Right! 431 00:19:35,646 --> 00:19:37,645 I'm so sorry. I haven't... 432 00:19:37,646 --> 00:19:40,853 I literally haven't offered you anything to drink. I'm so... 433 00:19:40,854 --> 00:19:46,728 We have some beautiful sparkling... 434 00:19:46,729 --> 00:19:48,770 - Hmm! - ...um, that... 435 00:19:48,771 --> 00:19:50,270 Or maybe you'd prefer... 436 00:19:50,271 --> 00:19:51,895 - Wine. - Wine's better. 437 00:19:51,896 --> 00:19:54,228 - Wine. Wine. - Yeah. 438 00:19:54,229 --> 00:19:56,520 Wine. Do we have wine? 439 00:19:56,521 --> 00:19:58,561 - We do have wine. - We do have wine? 440 00:19:58,562 --> 00:20:00,186 - Oh, we do. We have wine. - Oh, wine. 441 00:20:00,187 --> 00:20:02,686 We have... We have the anniversary wine. 442 00:20:02,687 --> 00:20:04,270 - Our anniversary wine? - Yes. 443 00:20:04,271 --> 00:20:06,145 The wine my uncle gave us for our anniversary 444 00:20:06,146 --> 00:20:07,770 that we've been saving for a special occasion? 445 00:20:07,771 --> 00:20:09,311 - Château Haut-Brion? - Yes. 446 00:20:09,312 --> 00:20:10,811 - 1980? - Yes. 447 00:20:10,812 --> 00:20:12,603 Get the wine! 448 00:20:12,604 --> 00:20:13,978 - We have. - We do have wine. 449 00:20:13,979 --> 00:20:16,103 We've been waiting for the perfect moment. 450 00:20:16,104 --> 00:20:18,270 - Are you sure this is it? - Yes! Yeah! Yeah, yeah. Yep. 451 00:20:18,271 --> 00:20:21,186 Yeah. Totally. 452 00:20:21,187 --> 00:20:23,895 That's great. Finally! 453 00:20:23,896 --> 00:20:25,895 - Yep. Mm-hmm. - There it is. 1982. 454 00:20:25,896 --> 00:20:27,395 - Yeah. - Château Haut-Brion. 455 00:20:27,396 --> 00:20:28,895 Perfect. Great. 456 00:20:28,896 --> 00:20:30,103 You wanna save that for another time? 457 00:20:30,104 --> 00:20:31,770 Oh my God, no! What time? 458 00:20:31,771 --> 00:20:33,645 - This is it! - No. Are you kidding me? Yeah. 459 00:20:33,646 --> 00:20:35,854 No time like the present, huh? 460 00:20:36,729 --> 00:20:38,895 Do you wanna open it? 461 00:20:38,896 --> 00:20:43,103 - Of course. Yeah. Um... yep. - That's not where it is. 462 00:20:43,104 --> 00:20:44,728 It's usually in there. It should be in there. 463 00:20:44,729 --> 00:20:47,145 - No, it's never been in there. - Definitely, I... 464 00:20:47,146 --> 00:20:49,061 - It should be in here. - No, it's never been in there. 465 00:20:49,062 --> 00:20:51,770 - Literally never been in there! - Never been in there? 466 00:20:51,771 --> 00:20:53,853 It's not there. No, 'cause I never would've put it in there. 467 00:20:53,854 --> 00:20:55,603 - That's not where it goes. - Often is in there. 468 00:20:55,604 --> 00:20:57,478 It's literally never been there. 469 00:20:57,479 --> 00:20:59,521 - Do you want me to do it? - Got it! 470 00:21:01,104 --> 00:21:02,812 Sorry. We don't, um... 471 00:21:03,896 --> 00:21:06,603 ...have people over very often. 472 00:21:06,604 --> 00:21:08,061 - Do you want me to do it? - I got it. 473 00:21:08,062 --> 00:21:09,229 OK. 474 00:21:15,396 --> 00:21:17,270 - Boom! My God... - Bravo! 475 00:21:17,271 --> 00:21:18,728 Wow! 476 00:21:18,729 --> 00:21:20,353 - Little bit of cork in there. - Yeah... 477 00:21:20,354 --> 00:21:21,645 I had confidence, Joe. 478 00:21:21,646 --> 00:21:23,228 Thank you. I knew I'd get there. 479 00:21:23,229 --> 00:21:24,978 Ah... 480 00:21:24,979 --> 00:21:28,728 - Mm... Yeah. - Thank you so much. 481 00:21:28,729 --> 00:21:30,228 - Yes. Great. - Sláinte. 482 00:21:30,229 --> 00:21:32,603 - Salud. - Joe, thank your uncle. 483 00:21:32,604 --> 00:21:34,853 He's, uh... He's dead, so... 484 00:21:34,854 --> 00:21:38,270 Maybe next time. Pretty weird guy. 485 00:21:38,271 --> 00:21:40,270 - Oh, how is your daughter? - Maggie? 486 00:21:40,271 --> 00:21:41,603 She's so cool. 487 00:21:41,604 --> 00:21:43,186 She is cool. Yeah. She's great. 488 00:21:43,187 --> 00:21:45,145 - I love her style. - I know, right? 489 00:21:45,146 --> 00:21:46,686 - She's awesome. - Yeah, she's... 490 00:21:46,687 --> 00:21:49,478 She's amazing. I'm really gonna miss her. 491 00:21:49,479 --> 00:21:50,896 Where's she going? 492 00:21:52,437 --> 00:21:54,186 To college. 493 00:21:54,187 --> 00:21:57,186 In six years? She's... She's twelve years old! 494 00:21:57,187 --> 00:22:00,186 Yeah, I know. But it's just... I'm gonna miss her, 495 00:22:00,187 --> 00:22:02,978 and I'm just gonna be alone. 496 00:22:02,979 --> 00:22:05,145 What about me? Where have I gone? 497 00:22:05,146 --> 00:22:06,853 I'm just saying it's gonna be... 498 00:22:06,854 --> 00:22:08,936 - It's gonna be different. - Do you know something I don't? 499 00:22:08,937 --> 00:22:11,686 No, I do not. I'm just saying, it... won't be the same. 500 00:22:11,687 --> 00:22:14,103 It's not gonna be the same. So... I'm sorry. 501 00:22:14,104 --> 00:22:16,811 I'm just, I feel like I'm becoming emotional again. 502 00:22:16,812 --> 00:22:18,603 Sorry for what? 503 00:22:18,604 --> 00:22:20,936 I mean, we would be crazy if we didn't cry. 504 00:22:20,937 --> 00:22:22,520 - Yeah. - You know, it's the best way 505 00:22:22,521 --> 00:22:25,353 to release stress hormones, cortisol. 506 00:22:25,354 --> 00:22:27,603 Oh, I have a lot of that, then. That's what I do. 507 00:22:27,604 --> 00:22:29,186 - She does. - It's just... 508 00:22:29,187 --> 00:22:30,978 There's nothing in the world better than being a mom, 509 00:22:30,979 --> 00:22:32,561 you know? 510 00:22:32,562 --> 00:22:35,353 For... For some. 511 00:22:35,354 --> 00:22:40,645 But not everyone, because that... that isn't your path. 512 00:22:40,646 --> 00:22:43,353 - You... You don't... - I mean, we talk about it. 513 00:22:43,354 --> 00:22:44,936 - We think about it. - Right. 514 00:22:44,937 --> 00:22:47,228 - Hasn't been a priority. - Yeah. 515 00:22:47,229 --> 00:22:48,770 - No, no. Yeah, maybe. - Yeah. 516 00:22:48,771 --> 00:22:50,395 - Maybe. - That's great. 517 00:22:50,396 --> 00:22:52,146 You should probably decide sooner than later. 518 00:22:53,354 --> 00:22:54,521 What? 519 00:22:56,354 --> 00:22:58,979 Whether or not you're gonna have children. 520 00:23:00,354 --> 00:23:01,562 Why? 521 00:23:03,021 --> 00:23:06,646 You know, just due to age. 522 00:23:09,187 --> 00:23:10,603 Whose age? 523 00:23:10,604 --> 00:23:12,311 You know? I mean... 524 00:23:12,312 --> 00:23:14,520 Picasso had a baby when he was ninety, so... 525 00:23:14,521 --> 00:23:18,103 It's more... It's probably more the science stuff. 526 00:23:18,104 --> 00:23:19,895 Mm... Science. 527 00:23:19,896 --> 00:23:23,770 Traditionally, the woman is... I didn't want to talk about it. 528 00:23:23,771 --> 00:23:25,728 Actually, I have something... 529 00:23:25,729 --> 00:23:27,478 You know, time, she marches. 530 00:23:27,479 --> 00:23:29,561 Don't know if you saw it before, but this is just something, 531 00:23:29,562 --> 00:23:33,020 a gesture to remind you of home. 532 00:23:33,021 --> 00:23:35,811 Uh, it's just a little, um... jamón. 533 00:23:35,812 --> 00:23:37,936 Oh, that is so sweet, and I love how you say it. 534 00:23:37,937 --> 00:23:39,686 - Can you say it again? - Jamón. 535 00:23:39,687 --> 00:23:42,020 Oh, my God. It's so sweet, I will eat you! 536 00:23:42,021 --> 00:23:44,604 - I cannot... I don't eat meat. - Hmm? 537 00:23:45,979 --> 00:23:47,061 - No? - He does. 538 00:23:47,062 --> 00:23:48,937 I do. Yeah. Full carnivore. 539 00:23:50,396 --> 00:23:52,728 Cheese? Do you... We have so much cheese! 540 00:23:52,729 --> 00:23:55,561 No. I mean... no. For me, no cheese. 541 00:23:55,562 --> 00:23:57,645 - You don't eat cheese? No... - She's a vegan. 542 00:23:57,646 --> 00:23:59,520 - Inflammation. - Right, yeah. 543 00:23:59,521 --> 00:24:01,895 - Oh, the crackers. - I don't. Mm-mm. 544 00:24:01,896 --> 00:24:03,353 For me, also no. 545 00:24:03,354 --> 00:24:06,228 No gluten, no dairy, no meat, no sugar. 546 00:24:06,229 --> 00:24:07,895 We got almonds. You want almonds? 547 00:24:07,896 --> 00:24:09,270 Ah... 548 00:24:09,271 --> 00:24:12,228 - You love almonds. - I love almonds. 549 00:24:12,229 --> 00:24:15,020 Really failed on the meat, then, huh? 550 00:24:15,021 --> 00:24:17,395 Meat fail. Failed on the meat. It's OK. 551 00:24:17,396 --> 00:24:19,311 I will eat Piña's meat. 552 00:24:19,312 --> 00:24:22,020 All your beautiful meat will get eaten. I'm starving. 553 00:24:22,021 --> 00:24:23,603 - Mm-hmm. - Yeah. 554 00:24:23,604 --> 00:24:25,228 It's totally... Hey, it's great. 555 00:24:25,229 --> 00:24:26,686 - Thank you. - Yeah. 556 00:24:26,687 --> 00:24:28,228 Is there a bathroom I can use before I...? 557 00:24:28,229 --> 00:24:29,811 It's this... that. 558 00:24:29,812 --> 00:24:32,686 - Yeah. Thank you. It's lovely. - Great. I just... 559 00:24:32,687 --> 00:24:34,853 Piña, what do you want to eat? 560 00:24:34,854 --> 00:24:36,686 Whatever you want, I can get it. I can order it. 561 00:24:36,687 --> 00:24:38,020 I can get it here so fast. 562 00:24:38,021 --> 00:24:39,686 Five minutes. They come on a bike. 563 00:24:39,687 --> 00:24:41,395 Anything, any cuisine you like. 564 00:24:41,396 --> 00:24:42,978 - What do you like? - She's fine. 565 00:24:42,979 --> 00:24:45,020 - I don't want anything. - Yeah, she's good. 566 00:24:45,021 --> 00:24:46,436 But I don't understand 567 00:24:46,437 --> 00:24:49,645 how you put all of this together so quickly. 568 00:24:49,646 --> 00:24:51,603 I mean, we only planned this morning. 569 00:24:51,604 --> 00:24:54,436 - This is like magic. - This morning? Really? 570 00:24:54,437 --> 00:24:58,020 Was it? Or... I think yes... yesterday morning. 571 00:24:58,021 --> 00:24:59,478 - Just this morning? - This morning. 572 00:24:59,479 --> 00:25:01,145 - Not yesterday. - Last... Last morning. 573 00:25:01,146 --> 00:25:02,936 - This morning? - Last morning. 574 00:25:02,937 --> 00:25:05,561 That's not an expression. This morning. Happened today. 575 00:25:05,562 --> 00:25:07,770 Just because the days, they... You know how they... 576 00:25:07,771 --> 00:25:09,353 They kind of blur into one. 577 00:25:09,354 --> 00:25:11,270 - This morning. - Yes. 578 00:25:11,271 --> 00:25:13,186 Are you cold? 579 00:25:13,187 --> 00:25:15,353 What are you doing? What's happening right now? 580 00:25:15,354 --> 00:25:17,978 - What you doing right now? - Am I OK? 581 00:25:17,979 --> 00:25:19,520 I don't know. Are you choking? 582 00:25:19,521 --> 00:25:22,645 I just feel a little... Am I OK? 583 00:25:22,646 --> 00:25:23,978 Are you choking right now? 584 00:25:23,979 --> 00:25:26,061 No, I... 585 00:25:26,062 --> 00:25:29,187 - I get a little... - This happens a lot? 586 00:25:39,979 --> 00:25:42,311 It could be the beginning of perimenopause. 587 00:25:42,312 --> 00:25:43,895 - What? - Perimenopause? 588 00:25:43,896 --> 00:25:46,228 And it can be such a challenging, horrible time... 589 00:25:46,229 --> 00:25:47,478 Holy shit. 590 00:25:47,479 --> 00:25:49,103 ...and last more than ten years. 591 00:25:49,104 --> 00:25:51,020 - Oh, God. - Oh, my God. Great! 592 00:25:51,021 --> 00:25:52,436 Makes me so angry, 593 00:25:52,437 --> 00:25:54,811 how so many people still today 594 00:25:54,812 --> 00:25:57,603 talk about hot flashes as the only problem. 595 00:25:57,604 --> 00:25:59,686 - I know. - This is a serious, 596 00:25:59,687 --> 00:26:03,478 huge neuroendocrine change that affects everything - 597 00:26:03,479 --> 00:26:07,186 memory, cardiovascular health, metabolism - 598 00:26:07,187 --> 00:26:09,645 and we are expected just to deal with it. 599 00:26:09,646 --> 00:26:13,811 Just deal with depression, anxiety, brain fog, insomnia. 600 00:26:13,812 --> 00:26:16,228 Mood swings. Is that one of 'em? 601 00:26:16,229 --> 00:26:18,228 Yeah. Yeah. Resentment towards your spouse. 602 00:26:18,229 --> 00:26:21,061 Overspending on home goods and cheeses. 603 00:26:21,062 --> 00:26:23,187 Abundance of charcuterie. 604 00:26:24,687 --> 00:26:26,728 I knew you were gonna make a joke about it. 605 00:26:26,729 --> 00:26:28,728 I am. I'm making a joke. I thought... 606 00:26:28,729 --> 00:26:31,353 Let me explain it to you in a different way. 607 00:26:31,354 --> 00:26:33,021 OK. 608 00:26:34,479 --> 00:26:40,520 What if your testicles shriveled up and died, 609 00:26:40,521 --> 00:26:44,811 and your empty ball sack flopped around in the breeze 610 00:26:44,812 --> 00:26:49,103 for the next thirty years or so? 611 00:26:49,104 --> 00:26:51,187 How would you like that? 612 00:26:52,562 --> 00:26:54,228 I wouldn't like that. 613 00:26:54,229 --> 00:26:56,728 - No. You wouldn't. - No. 614 00:26:56,729 --> 00:26:59,895 - So, don't joke about it. - OK. Copy that. I won't. 615 00:26:59,896 --> 00:27:02,061 I get it. I'm sorry. 616 00:27:02,062 --> 00:27:04,186 Are you a doctor or something like that? 617 00:27:04,187 --> 00:27:06,978 - I'm a psychotherapist. - Ah. 618 00:27:06,979 --> 00:27:08,895 - And a sexologist. - Oh. 619 00:27:08,896 --> 00:27:11,603 - "Sexologist"? - And I also care about women. 620 00:27:11,604 --> 00:27:13,561 I, uh... care about women. 621 00:27:13,562 --> 00:27:17,853 Hey, they got, uh... like, a whole music studio here. 622 00:27:17,854 --> 00:27:20,520 That's gonna... That's gonna be bad. 623 00:27:20,521 --> 00:27:22,103 You the... You the piano player? 624 00:27:22,104 --> 00:27:25,437 - No one plays that anymore. - Really? It's so nice. 625 00:27:26,604 --> 00:27:28,187 No? 626 00:27:28,937 --> 00:27:30,686 Joe was in a band. 627 00:27:30,687 --> 00:27:32,978 - Oh, really? In a band? - Yeah, in a band. 628 00:27:32,979 --> 00:27:34,603 - In a band? - Mm-hmm. 629 00:27:34,604 --> 00:27:36,395 Do we know you, and we just don't know we know you? 630 00:27:36,396 --> 00:27:38,020 - No. No, definitely not. - Sure? 631 00:27:38,021 --> 00:27:39,978 Yes, I'm positive. Yeah. 632 00:27:39,979 --> 00:27:41,395 They might. 633 00:27:41,396 --> 00:27:42,811 - Don't think so. - No? 634 00:27:42,812 --> 00:27:44,520 Remember The Onslaught? 635 00:27:44,521 --> 00:27:46,520 - Yeah, The Onslaught. - They had a song, uh... 636 00:27:46,521 --> 00:27:48,145 "One Girl". It was very big. 637 00:27:48,146 --> 00:27:50,103 - "One Girl", yeah. - It was really big in... 638 00:27:50,104 --> 00:27:51,895 Yeah, for one week. 639 00:27:51,896 --> 00:27:54,270 - In two thousand and... - 2008. 640 00:27:54,271 --> 00:27:56,395 - Yeah. - Were you the girl? 641 00:27:56,396 --> 00:27:58,020 I was, I was. 642 00:27:58,021 --> 00:28:00,353 - Still is. Technically. - Technically, still. 643 00:28:00,354 --> 00:28:03,436 Yes. I was the girl. 644 00:28:03,437 --> 00:28:04,728 What kind of music? 645 00:28:04,729 --> 00:28:07,520 Well, it's like pop, punk, indie... 646 00:28:07,521 --> 00:28:09,978 It's, like... It's not, uh... It's... It's a dead genre. 647 00:28:09,979 --> 00:28:13,103 - Can we listen to it? - No. 648 00:28:13,104 --> 00:28:15,020 But, I mean... You know, can we... 649 00:28:15,021 --> 00:28:17,520 - Can you find it on Spotify? - No. 650 00:28:17,521 --> 00:28:19,978 Do you ever play live? We could come see you. 651 00:28:19,979 --> 00:28:21,895 Yeah, you kind of missed that window 652 00:28:21,896 --> 00:28:24,311 by a few decades, unfortunately. 653 00:28:24,312 --> 00:28:26,728 Joe plays... He actually teaches music now. 654 00:28:26,729 --> 00:28:28,436 - Yeah. - Where? 655 00:28:28,437 --> 00:28:31,436 - East Bay. - Like, Berkeley? 656 00:28:31,437 --> 00:28:36,270 No. East Bay Music. It's a small conservatory. 657 00:28:36,271 --> 00:28:38,770 - It's an amazing school. - It's fine. It's a fine school. 658 00:28:38,771 --> 00:28:40,561 You're a music professor? 659 00:28:40,562 --> 00:28:42,061 Associate. 660 00:28:42,062 --> 00:28:44,311 Wow. That's really cool. 661 00:28:44,312 --> 00:28:46,895 It's fine. 662 00:28:46,896 --> 00:28:49,311 I'm sorry. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. 663 00:28:49,312 --> 00:28:51,186 I'm sorry. 664 00:28:51,187 --> 00:28:52,770 What is the... 665 00:28:52,771 --> 00:28:55,687 - Oh, come on. - Ah, la alfombra. 666 00:28:57,562 --> 00:28:59,645 What is going on here? 667 00:28:59,646 --> 00:29:02,811 This rug. Where'd you get it? 668 00:29:02,812 --> 00:29:04,603 He is obsessed with carpets. 669 00:29:04,604 --> 00:29:06,145 Oh! So am I. 670 00:29:06,146 --> 00:29:09,103 - I love rugs. Joe not so much. - Not so much. 671 00:29:09,104 --> 00:29:11,687 More into credenza, sconces, things like that. 672 00:29:14,521 --> 00:29:16,478 Holy shit, I think it's a Heriz. 673 00:29:16,479 --> 00:29:17,936 No! 674 00:29:17,937 --> 00:29:19,686 - And it's... - Where did you get this? 675 00:29:19,687 --> 00:29:22,478 - I got it at a flea market. - A flea market? No, you didn't. 676 00:29:22,479 --> 00:29:23,645 - I did. - No, you didn't. 677 00:29:23,646 --> 00:29:25,228 I just liked the colors. 678 00:29:25,229 --> 00:29:28,186 You did? Well, you found a Van Gogh in a garage sale. 679 00:29:28,187 --> 00:29:29,811 - I did? - Wow, look at that! 680 00:29:29,812 --> 00:29:32,478 - But it's a rug, so... - No, it's not. 681 00:29:32,479 --> 00:29:34,603 - It's a Heriz. - It's a Heriz. 682 00:29:34,604 --> 00:29:36,104 Rug. 683 00:29:36,729 --> 00:29:38,395 Hmm. 684 00:29:38,396 --> 00:29:40,811 But you didn't pay a fortune for this? 685 00:29:40,812 --> 00:29:41,936 I did not. 686 00:29:41,937 --> 00:29:43,520 - You swear? - It's a rug. 687 00:29:43,521 --> 00:29:47,978 Wow. You have a gift. I mean... And that's, like... wow! 688 00:29:47,979 --> 00:29:50,561 I wanna take off my clothes and just lie naked on it. 689 00:29:50,562 --> 00:29:51,978 - Do it. - Can you imagine 690 00:29:51,979 --> 00:29:54,103 the things this carpet has seen? 691 00:29:54,104 --> 00:29:56,645 - So many stories. - It's really, like... 692 00:29:56,646 --> 00:29:57,978 really cut it. 693 00:29:57,979 --> 00:30:00,603 An incredible, incredible vibe. 694 00:30:00,604 --> 00:30:03,186 - Good energy. - Wow! 695 00:30:03,187 --> 00:30:05,020 Really good energy. Yeah. 696 00:30:05,021 --> 00:30:07,311 He did our entire apartment. 697 00:30:07,312 --> 00:30:09,520 It's so beautiful. You have to come over. 698 00:30:09,521 --> 00:30:11,353 And we really mean it, unlike you, Joe. 699 00:30:11,354 --> 00:30:12,895 Ha, ha, ha. Very funny. 700 00:30:12,896 --> 00:30:14,770 Are you an interior designer or something? 701 00:30:14,771 --> 00:30:16,603 What? Oh, thank you. No. 702 00:30:16,604 --> 00:30:17,936 No. He is a fireman. 703 00:30:17,937 --> 00:30:19,811 Firefighter, we say. Firefighter. 704 00:30:19,812 --> 00:30:21,186 You're a firefighter? 705 00:30:21,187 --> 00:30:23,353 You're not a... You weren't a firefighter. 706 00:30:23,354 --> 00:30:25,061 Yeah, he was a fire captain. 707 00:30:25,062 --> 00:30:27,103 - You were a fire captain? - Captain Hawk? 708 00:30:27,104 --> 00:30:29,270 - Captain Hawk. No, you weren't. - Oh, my God. 709 00:30:29,271 --> 00:30:31,561 You're not Captain Hawk. That's bullshit. 710 00:30:31,562 --> 00:30:33,228 - Why? - "Why"? 711 00:30:33,229 --> 00:30:34,728 You don't seem like a firefighter. 712 00:30:34,729 --> 00:30:36,436 What does a firefighter seem like? 713 00:30:36,437 --> 00:30:38,103 They're brawnier. They're brawnier. 714 00:30:38,104 --> 00:30:39,811 - They have moustaches. - What do you mean? 715 00:30:39,812 --> 00:30:42,311 - They're brawnier - ¿Qué es eso de "brawny"? 716 00:30:42,312 --> 00:30:44,436 - Fuerte. Fuerte. - More fuerte. More fuerte. 717 00:30:44,437 --> 00:30:46,020 He's very fuerte. 718 00:30:46,021 --> 00:30:48,228 He's pretty fuerte, although he could be more fuerte. 719 00:30:48,229 --> 00:30:50,061 I don't know if he's fireman fuerte. 720 00:30:50,062 --> 00:30:51,353 I was more fuerte in the beginning, 721 00:30:51,354 --> 00:30:53,478 but I was, you know... 722 00:30:53,479 --> 00:30:56,853 I got to my pension. I just decided I'd had enough 723 00:30:56,854 --> 00:31:01,520 and kind of gave up my hose for the command job, and then... 724 00:31:01,521 --> 00:31:03,228 - Thank God. - ...I retired 725 00:31:03,229 --> 00:31:05,936 and just started pursuing my other interests 726 00:31:05,937 --> 00:31:08,936 - and new adventures. - Now he's studying roofing. 727 00:31:08,937 --> 00:31:11,061 - Roofing. Beautiful. - The adventure of roofing. 728 00:31:11,062 --> 00:31:14,395 - No, sorry. Rolfing. Rolfing. - That's what I said. 729 00:31:14,396 --> 00:31:16,103 - Rolfing. - Rolfing. 730 00:31:16,104 --> 00:31:17,478 - Say it again. - No. 731 00:31:17,479 --> 00:31:19,312 Say it again. 732 00:31:22,312 --> 00:31:25,061 You're a masseuse now. That's cool. 733 00:31:25,062 --> 00:31:26,436 You gonna work in the Four Seasons? 734 00:31:26,437 --> 00:31:28,686 No, no. Rolfing's a... 735 00:31:28,687 --> 00:31:31,186 It's a much deeper modality. 736 00:31:31,187 --> 00:31:35,478 It... It... It's challenging for both parties, really. 737 00:31:35,479 --> 00:31:37,770 But, um... yeah, to be healing. 738 00:31:37,771 --> 00:31:40,853 I'm almost certified. You wanna jump on my table, Joe? 739 00:31:40,854 --> 00:31:43,271 Never in a million years. 740 00:31:45,479 --> 00:31:47,979 Yeah... I really love you, Joe. 741 00:31:49,146 --> 00:31:50,562 What do you love about me, Hawk? 742 00:31:52,646 --> 00:31:55,312 I like how honest you are about what you're feeling. 743 00:31:56,521 --> 00:31:59,270 Well, in the pursuit of honesty... 744 00:31:59,271 --> 00:32:00,895 Who wants a house tour? 745 00:32:00,896 --> 00:32:02,770 Would you like to see more? There's so much more. 746 00:32:02,771 --> 00:32:04,228 - I do. - Great. 747 00:32:04,229 --> 00:32:05,853 - Yeah. I definitely do. - Yeah. 748 00:32:05,854 --> 00:32:08,561 I'm actually gonna smoke a joint. I've seen the place. 749 00:32:08,562 --> 00:32:10,895 What? Now? Joe! No! 750 00:32:10,896 --> 00:32:13,270 Can I come with you? 751 00:32:13,271 --> 00:32:15,520 - Really? - Yeah. Can I? 752 00:32:15,521 --> 00:32:19,478 - Sure. Totally. - You gonna go up to the roof? 753 00:32:19,479 --> 00:32:22,603 I thought I'd just, you know, maybe go in my office. 754 00:32:22,604 --> 00:32:24,561 That's cool, right? Unless you have a problem with that. 755 00:32:24,562 --> 00:32:26,311 - No. Yeah. Yeah. - Cool. Right? 756 00:32:26,312 --> 00:32:28,853 - Cool. Yeah. Cool. Yeah. - So, yeah. Yeah. Cool, right? 757 00:32:28,854 --> 00:32:31,228 - Cool. Yeah. Let's go. - Uh... 758 00:32:31,229 --> 00:32:33,770 Do you wanna open a window 'cause... you know. 759 00:32:33,771 --> 00:32:35,271 - Yeah, sure. - Great. 760 00:32:39,521 --> 00:32:41,145 A lot of stuff in here. 761 00:32:41,146 --> 00:32:43,895 What do you got other than this? 762 00:32:43,896 --> 00:32:45,478 - You saw this. - Copenhagen Designs. 763 00:32:45,479 --> 00:32:47,228 Oh, if you like... Let's... Here. 764 00:32:47,229 --> 00:32:49,853 We'll start in here. I wanna show you... 765 00:32:49,854 --> 00:32:53,395 - You spend a lot of time here. - I do. You can tell? 766 00:32:53,396 --> 00:32:55,978 - Yes, I can. - Yeah, it's... 767 00:32:55,979 --> 00:32:57,645 It's a little messy. I'm usually... 768 00:32:57,646 --> 00:32:59,937 um, you know, usually alone in here. 769 00:33:05,271 --> 00:33:07,187 There you go. 770 00:33:08,146 --> 00:33:09,770 There you go. 771 00:33:09,771 --> 00:33:11,436 But chaos... 772 00:33:11,437 --> 00:33:13,270 Biggest sign of creativity. 773 00:33:13,271 --> 00:33:15,020 Really? Good. Great. 774 00:33:15,021 --> 00:33:17,603 It means you're focused on more important things. 775 00:33:17,604 --> 00:33:19,603 Oh, you know, that's... 776 00:33:19,604 --> 00:33:21,853 That's how I like to think of it. Not sure... 777 00:33:21,854 --> 00:33:23,978 Not sure Angela would agree with that. 778 00:33:23,979 --> 00:33:27,311 She purges things. Disgusting in here. 779 00:33:27,312 --> 00:33:30,478 I actually did all of this grouting myself, 780 00:33:30,479 --> 00:33:32,811 which I love. I... I find it meditative. 781 00:33:32,812 --> 00:33:34,561 Joe thinks I'm insane. 782 00:33:34,562 --> 00:33:36,978 And then the floor... I mean, I'm sure this is something 783 00:33:36,979 --> 00:33:38,728 - you might have picked up. - No. 784 00:33:38,729 --> 00:33:40,228 No? 785 00:33:40,229 --> 00:33:43,520 - Original ceramic penny tile. - Wow. 786 00:33:43,521 --> 00:33:44,895 Anyway, that was 787 00:33:44,896 --> 00:33:46,520 sort of similar to what was there before. 788 00:33:46,521 --> 00:33:48,686 But that was kind of what I was going for with the... 789 00:33:48,687 --> 00:33:51,686 The whole theme was, um... renovation without change, 790 00:33:51,687 --> 00:33:55,186 which I think I succeeded in, 791 00:33:55,187 --> 00:33:56,978 you know, just to keep it original, 792 00:33:56,979 --> 00:33:59,895 but with a new surface. 793 00:33:59,896 --> 00:34:04,478 I mean, admittedly, I know a lot less about tile 794 00:34:04,479 --> 00:34:06,395 than I've learned about rugs, 795 00:34:06,396 --> 00:34:09,020 and a lot of the bathrooms that I've seen 796 00:34:09,021 --> 00:34:11,478 - have been on fire, so, my... - Oh, no. 797 00:34:11,479 --> 00:34:13,186 ...my relationship with them was fleeting. 798 00:34:13,187 --> 00:34:14,936 But, um, I'd have just said 799 00:34:14,937 --> 00:34:18,104 this was an immaculately preserved vintage... 800 00:34:19,812 --> 00:34:21,270 ...bathroom. 801 00:34:21,271 --> 00:34:24,561 Wow. Um, that's what I was going for. That's... 802 00:34:24,562 --> 00:34:26,895 - You fooled me. - Wow! 803 00:34:26,896 --> 00:34:30,186 - Oh! Facebook marketplace. - Come on. 804 00:34:30,187 --> 00:34:32,145 The jamón is not... is not jamón. 805 00:34:32,146 --> 00:34:34,520 - That's not jamón? - No, it's really prosciutto. 806 00:34:34,521 --> 00:34:36,228 - It's prosciutto? - Which is OK. 807 00:34:36,229 --> 00:34:37,853 It doesn't look like jamón. It looks like prosciutto. 808 00:34:37,854 --> 00:34:39,395 But I didn't wanna say anything. 809 00:34:39,396 --> 00:34:40,603 No, yeah, don't. 810 00:34:40,604 --> 00:34:42,228 If you told her that wasn't jamón, 811 00:34:42,229 --> 00:34:44,561 she would commit suicide in our dining room. 812 00:34:44,562 --> 00:34:46,061 I'm telling you that right now. 813 00:34:46,062 --> 00:34:48,603 She can't take it. She could not take that. 814 00:34:48,604 --> 00:34:50,229 More? 815 00:34:51,771 --> 00:34:54,103 - You good? - No, no. 816 00:34:54,104 --> 00:34:57,436 Like, I... I don't want more because then... 817 00:34:57,437 --> 00:34:59,436 If I have more than one hit, 818 00:34:59,437 --> 00:35:02,228 I start counting objects, and I can't stop, 819 00:35:02,229 --> 00:35:04,311 and imagine what that would be like in here. 820 00:35:04,312 --> 00:35:06,311 You start counting objects? 821 00:35:06,312 --> 00:35:08,020 I've never heard of that. 822 00:35:08,021 --> 00:35:10,728 We'd lose you for the rest of your life. 823 00:35:10,729 --> 00:35:14,770 Exactly. What is this? 824 00:35:14,771 --> 00:35:16,770 It's... It's for a xylophone. 825 00:35:16,771 --> 00:35:18,811 Exactly. You figured it out. 826 00:35:18,812 --> 00:35:20,895 It's intuitive, ultimately. 827 00:35:20,896 --> 00:35:23,145 There's only one of those, so you're OK. 828 00:35:23,146 --> 00:35:25,520 Figured it out. 829 00:35:25,521 --> 00:35:27,770 This is actually, um... 830 00:35:27,771 --> 00:35:32,603 This is where the two apartments were combined. 831 00:35:32,604 --> 00:35:35,436 And you can just see the... 'cause it's a bit thicker there, 832 00:35:35,437 --> 00:35:38,020 that that's where they, um... 833 00:35:38,021 --> 00:35:41,020 where there used to be a separation. 834 00:35:41,021 --> 00:35:43,186 - A wall. - Wall! 835 00:35:43,187 --> 00:35:45,436 That was... what they call a wall. 836 00:35:45,437 --> 00:35:47,228 The technical term is "wall". 837 00:35:47,229 --> 00:35:49,145 We literally are just that much, so... 838 00:35:49,146 --> 00:35:50,436 Oh, right, 'cause you guys are... 839 00:35:50,437 --> 00:35:52,770 - Yeah, yeah. It's so lucky. - Huh! 840 00:35:52,771 --> 00:35:55,811 Well, so, this is Maggie's room, and I actually did... 841 00:35:55,812 --> 00:35:57,270 I did all the stenciling, 842 00:35:57,271 --> 00:35:59,061 and she's probably a little old for it now. 843 00:35:59,062 --> 00:36:00,686 I'm probably gonna have to change it, but I... 844 00:36:00,687 --> 00:36:04,020 - No, it's cute. - Yeah, it's... Yeah. 845 00:36:04,021 --> 00:36:06,228 The carpeting is... 846 00:36:06,229 --> 00:36:08,145 - Oh! - Wow. 847 00:36:08,146 --> 00:36:10,436 - Oh. - God. That's so good. 848 00:36:10,437 --> 00:36:13,478 - Oh! - Is that, like, Larry Salton? 849 00:36:13,479 --> 00:36:15,979 Oh, no. No. No, no. That... That is me. 850 00:36:17,604 --> 00:36:20,728 - You took it? - Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 851 00:36:20,729 --> 00:36:23,103 Wow! Do you work as a photographer? 852 00:36:23,104 --> 00:36:24,770 No. 853 00:36:24,771 --> 00:36:27,186 No, I went to art school, like, a million years ago, 854 00:36:27,187 --> 00:36:29,770 and I got a degree I did literally nothing with, 855 00:36:29,771 --> 00:36:31,603 and that is from then. 856 00:36:31,604 --> 00:36:34,853 I mean, I think... you know, you... 857 00:36:34,854 --> 00:36:36,978 Your creativity is all over this place. 858 00:36:36,979 --> 00:36:38,812 I think you're really talented. 859 00:36:40,229 --> 00:36:41,770 Thank you. 860 00:36:41,771 --> 00:36:43,561 What about this? 861 00:36:43,562 --> 00:36:46,603 Oh, that's, no, 'cause that... That's the bedroom, which is... 862 00:36:46,604 --> 00:36:48,395 - What's going on in here? - Yeah. 863 00:36:48,396 --> 00:36:50,270 No, I know, I didn't... I didn't... 864 00:36:50,271 --> 00:36:53,103 It's... not part of the tour. 865 00:36:53,104 --> 00:36:56,520 - It's a pretty important room. - Yeah... Yeah. 866 00:36:56,521 --> 00:36:57,936 Yes. He is a fireman. 867 00:36:57,937 --> 00:36:59,811 He's really a fireman? Yeah. 868 00:36:59,812 --> 00:37:02,228 How long have you been with him? 869 00:37:02,229 --> 00:37:05,353 Uh... one year. A little less than one year. 870 00:37:05,354 --> 00:37:06,978 - One year. That's it? - Mm. 871 00:37:06,979 --> 00:37:08,395 Oh, wow. 872 00:37:08,396 --> 00:37:10,104 Would've thought longer. 873 00:37:12,021 --> 00:37:14,228 I was married before. 874 00:37:14,229 --> 00:37:16,061 - Really? - Yeah. 875 00:37:16,062 --> 00:37:17,270 Interesting. 876 00:37:17,271 --> 00:37:20,228 How did you meet the fireman? 877 00:37:20,229 --> 00:37:22,520 He was my patient. 878 00:37:22,521 --> 00:37:24,186 He was your patient? 879 00:37:24,187 --> 00:37:26,853 And then you started dating him? 880 00:37:26,854 --> 00:37:28,311 Piña! 881 00:37:28,312 --> 00:37:31,853 This was Joe's parents' house. 882 00:37:31,854 --> 00:37:33,228 - Oh, wow. - Yeah. 883 00:37:33,229 --> 00:37:34,936 - He grew up here? - He grew up here. 884 00:37:34,937 --> 00:37:38,936 Yeah. He was conceived right here. 885 00:37:38,937 --> 00:37:40,561 - On this bed? - No. No, no, different bed. 886 00:37:40,562 --> 00:37:42,686 - Oh, good. Yeah. - Different mattress. 887 00:37:42,687 --> 00:37:44,811 - Different bed. - Parental fluids is, like, 888 00:37:44,812 --> 00:37:46,520 a little bit too intimate, maybe. 889 00:37:46,521 --> 00:37:49,061 I mean, he hates... hates people knowing this, 890 00:37:49,062 --> 00:37:50,770 - so don't... - Why? 891 00:37:50,771 --> 00:37:53,145 Because, I mean, we could never in a million years 892 00:37:53,146 --> 00:37:55,353 afford this place. 893 00:37:55,354 --> 00:37:58,395 No shame in that. Like, nobody in America can afford anything. 894 00:37:58,396 --> 00:38:00,770 Yeah, but he just... He really... 895 00:38:00,771 --> 00:38:02,520 - It's a bit... eezzz! - That's crazy. 896 00:38:02,521 --> 00:38:05,186 - Yeah, it's not a... - It's such a gift. I mean... 897 00:38:05,187 --> 00:38:07,728 - Just... - Well, that's what I think. 898 00:38:07,729 --> 00:38:11,103 - Make it positive, you know? - Yeah. 899 00:38:11,104 --> 00:38:15,353 Be grateful and lean into it. Make it your own, you know? 900 00:38:15,354 --> 00:38:17,311 - Yeah. - So much pleasure in that. 901 00:38:17,312 --> 00:38:18,770 Yeah... 902 00:38:18,771 --> 00:38:20,187 Yeah. 903 00:38:24,271 --> 00:38:26,020 Can I ask you something? 904 00:38:26,021 --> 00:38:27,811 Sure. 905 00:38:27,812 --> 00:38:29,811 I just... I have a... 906 00:38:29,812 --> 00:38:31,853 I have a decision to make, and I... 907 00:38:31,854 --> 00:38:34,395 I feel like you might be able to help me make it. 908 00:38:34,396 --> 00:38:37,728 I mean, if I can, yeah. 909 00:38:37,729 --> 00:38:39,311 Wait, did you leave your husband for Hawk? 910 00:38:39,312 --> 00:38:41,978 - Is that what happened? - No, no, no. I didn't. 911 00:38:41,979 --> 00:38:45,312 That relationship was over when I met him. 912 00:38:49,896 --> 00:38:53,270 How did you know that, uh... it was over, 913 00:38:53,271 --> 00:38:55,270 if you don't mind me asking? 914 00:38:55,271 --> 00:38:58,520 'Cause we stopped having sex, then we stopped talking. 915 00:38:58,521 --> 00:39:01,978 Then we were strangers. 916 00:39:01,979 --> 00:39:06,020 People... people forget that they deserve more. 917 00:39:06,021 --> 00:39:09,354 You know? They start living on migajas. 918 00:39:10,312 --> 00:39:13,061 - Crumbs. - Crumbs. Yeah. 919 00:39:13,062 --> 00:39:15,895 And I cannot live like that. I'd rather die. 920 00:39:15,896 --> 00:39:19,395 I think you really just have to listen to 921 00:39:19,396 --> 00:39:21,603 what is your heart kind of pulling you toward, 922 00:39:21,604 --> 00:39:23,729 what vision of yourself? 923 00:39:24,937 --> 00:39:26,520 You know? 924 00:39:26,521 --> 00:39:29,395 I mean, do you see yourself walking on a cold beach 925 00:39:29,396 --> 00:39:32,853 alone with the wind in your face and the clarity of that? 926 00:39:32,854 --> 00:39:37,770 Or sitting on a southern porch in the heat, 927 00:39:37,771 --> 00:39:40,271 holding hands and getting old... 928 00:39:42,896 --> 00:39:45,728 ...or... 929 00:39:45,729 --> 00:39:49,146 ...sitting in a Copenhagen café with a stranger? 930 00:39:50,437 --> 00:39:53,103 I'd go with Copenhagen. 931 00:39:53,104 --> 00:39:54,978 I feel the same way. I... 932 00:39:54,979 --> 00:39:57,895 For some reason, I knew that you would feel that. 933 00:39:57,896 --> 00:40:00,103 It seems so clear 934 00:40:00,104 --> 00:40:02,061 now that we're here looking at it. I, uh... 935 00:40:02,062 --> 00:40:03,811 You're so right. It's... 936 00:40:03,812 --> 00:40:05,395 It was right there the whole time. 937 00:40:05,396 --> 00:40:07,228 God! Thank you. 938 00:40:07,229 --> 00:40:09,645 - You didn't need an opinion. - I did, though. I needed you. 939 00:40:09,646 --> 00:40:11,311 - You just needed... - No, you don't understand. 940 00:40:11,312 --> 00:40:13,895 It's been months of this. I've been tortured, and... 941 00:40:13,896 --> 00:40:16,270 You just needed someone to tell you what you already knew. 942 00:40:16,271 --> 00:40:17,561 Yeah. 943 00:40:17,562 --> 00:40:19,353 Joe just... 944 00:40:19,354 --> 00:40:22,228 He thinks they all look the same. He... yeah. 945 00:40:22,229 --> 00:40:25,436 - Is... Is he color blind? - He might be. 946 00:40:25,437 --> 00:40:27,520 - That man's name is Hawk. - Shh! 947 00:40:27,521 --> 00:40:30,436 There's worse birds. Could've been worse. 948 00:40:30,437 --> 00:40:32,311 Just know that at the end of the day - 949 00:40:32,312 --> 00:40:35,603 of all the birds, it's a pretty cool one. 950 00:40:35,604 --> 00:40:37,936 "What is your name?" "My name is Pigeon." 951 00:40:37,937 --> 00:40:40,103 "I'm Pigeon." 952 00:40:40,104 --> 00:40:43,853 Shh! No, I... 953 00:40:43,854 --> 00:40:46,770 Please, this is torture. I cannot laugh at his name. 954 00:40:46,771 --> 00:40:48,436 I'm sorry. How dare I? 955 00:40:48,437 --> 00:40:49,978 "This is my boyfriend, Pelican. 956 00:40:49,979 --> 00:40:51,478 "He's a sweetheart." 957 00:40:51,479 --> 00:40:53,478 And I grabbed a tank, and I went back in, 958 00:40:53,479 --> 00:40:55,103 and the dog was where they said it would be. 959 00:40:55,104 --> 00:40:56,561 And that's when I ran out of air 960 00:40:56,562 --> 00:40:58,145 because I had grabbed an empty tank. 961 00:40:58,146 --> 00:40:59,936 Oh, God! Oh, no. 962 00:40:59,937 --> 00:41:01,936 Yeah. So, I just... I sucked a lot of smoke, 963 00:41:01,937 --> 00:41:04,603 and I burned my lungs and my throat. 964 00:41:04,604 --> 00:41:06,686 Oh, wow. Wow. 965 00:41:06,687 --> 00:41:09,520 - And then it was time to quit. - Yeah. 966 00:41:09,521 --> 00:41:10,811 Yeah, yeah. 967 00:41:10,812 --> 00:41:13,061 But... you know what? 968 00:41:13,062 --> 00:41:17,520 Life's been so expansive since then 969 00:41:17,521 --> 00:41:20,353 that I kind of can't believe 970 00:41:20,354 --> 00:41:22,187 that I did it as long as I did it. 971 00:41:23,354 --> 00:41:26,186 And now... rugs. 972 00:41:26,187 --> 00:41:27,645 - Rugs. - Rugs. 973 00:41:27,646 --> 00:41:30,436 Yeah. 974 00:41:30,437 --> 00:41:33,228 - I love them so much. - I love them, too. 975 00:41:33,229 --> 00:41:35,020 - It's a problem. - Yeah, I know. 976 00:41:35,021 --> 00:41:38,311 'Cause I... I just want all of them. 977 00:41:38,312 --> 00:41:40,396 - I want all... the rugs. - ...the rugs. 978 00:41:42,521 --> 00:41:44,521 - Same. - Yeah. 979 00:41:47,646 --> 00:41:49,728 Have you... 980 00:41:49,729 --> 00:41:51,478 Have you got tequila? 981 00:41:51,479 --> 00:41:53,770 Do... I do have tequila! I have. 982 00:41:53,771 --> 00:41:55,228 - Would you like some? - Yeah. 983 00:41:55,229 --> 00:41:57,145 - Yes. OK. Yeah. Yeah. - Please. I mean... 984 00:41:57,146 --> 00:41:58,520 - They're smoking a joint. - Right? 985 00:41:58,521 --> 00:42:00,562 - We better catch up, right? - Yeah. 986 00:42:03,729 --> 00:42:06,687 I'm just gonna go to the bathroom real quick. 987 00:42:13,146 --> 00:42:14,395 These are beautiful! 988 00:42:14,396 --> 00:42:16,020 Thanks. They're silly. They're old. 989 00:42:16,021 --> 00:42:17,645 - They're, uh... - No, they are beautiful. 990 00:42:17,646 --> 00:42:19,395 - They are interesting. - Thank you. 991 00:42:19,396 --> 00:42:21,270 - Yeah. Appreciate it. - Look, I have this one. 992 00:42:21,271 --> 00:42:22,936 Oh, wow, nice! Sun. 993 00:42:22,937 --> 00:42:24,271 I... I have this one. 994 00:42:39,646 --> 00:42:42,520 - Sorry, I want you to see... - Take your time. 995 00:42:42,521 --> 00:42:45,437 They're two in one, or... Yeah. 996 00:42:46,521 --> 00:42:49,520 - Oh, wow! - OK. What is that? 997 00:42:49,521 --> 00:42:51,811 - It's two birds. - Piña and Hawk. 998 00:42:51,812 --> 00:42:55,270 Piña and Hawk. Look at the that! That's nice. 999 00:42:55,271 --> 00:42:57,562 I like that. 1000 00:43:00,146 --> 00:43:02,686 So, when did you get them? 1001 00:43:02,687 --> 00:43:05,311 - When you were in that band? - I did, yeah. 1002 00:43:05,312 --> 00:43:06,978 Pretty old. Long time ago. 1003 00:43:06,979 --> 00:43:08,812 Twenty... Twenty years ago, maybe. 1004 00:43:21,896 --> 00:43:23,603 - That's, uh... - Oh! 1005 00:43:23,604 --> 00:43:25,061 - Yeah. - Wow. 1006 00:43:25,062 --> 00:43:27,603 You know, um... you should replace this. 1007 00:43:27,604 --> 00:43:28,978 It's really dangerous. 1008 00:43:28,979 --> 00:43:30,978 This old single-pane stuff. 1009 00:43:30,979 --> 00:43:33,645 It'll shatter with even a little bit of heat. 1010 00:43:33,646 --> 00:43:35,353 Oh, there's no risk of that. 1011 00:43:35,354 --> 00:43:39,603 This is a very cold apartment. There's not a lot of... 1012 00:43:39,604 --> 00:43:42,103 - Mm. - There's not a lot of heat. 1013 00:43:42,104 --> 00:43:43,812 You never know. 1014 00:43:45,271 --> 00:43:46,395 - Tequila. - Tequila. 1015 00:43:46,396 --> 00:43:47,729 - Yeah. - Yes. Tequila. 1016 00:43:49,937 --> 00:43:51,854 Can you do something for me? 1017 00:43:53,771 --> 00:43:55,561 Probably. Yeah. 1018 00:43:55,562 --> 00:43:57,186 Please play something. 1019 00:43:57,187 --> 00:43:59,395 One song. Just one. 1020 00:43:59,396 --> 00:44:01,646 I love music. Please. 1021 00:44:05,146 --> 00:44:08,603 - Please. - I... 1022 00:44:08,604 --> 00:44:10,228 I... I should check on Angela. 1023 00:44:10,229 --> 00:44:12,436 Make sure she didn't forget how to breathe. 1024 00:44:12,437 --> 00:44:13,646 You know what I mean? 1025 00:44:15,104 --> 00:44:17,978 Joe, have you met the new neighbors? 1026 00:44:17,979 --> 00:44:20,728 Yeah... They're really cool, actually. Yeah. 1027 00:44:20,729 --> 00:44:23,395 They, uh... make no small talk whatsoever in the elevator. 1028 00:44:23,396 --> 00:44:25,353 - They talk with us. - Oh, they do? 1029 00:44:25,354 --> 00:44:27,270 I bet they do. That's shocking. 1030 00:44:27,271 --> 00:44:29,061 They're pretty sweet when you get to know 'em. 1031 00:44:29,062 --> 00:44:30,728 Joe, put on some music. 1032 00:44:30,729 --> 00:44:32,311 Yeah! Putting it on. 1033 00:44:32,312 --> 00:44:35,146 Uh, yeah, what kind of music are you into, Hawk? 1034 00:44:35,687 --> 00:44:37,145 Like... what is Sade? 1035 00:44:37,146 --> 00:44:39,145 - "What is Sade"? - She loves that. 1036 00:44:39,146 --> 00:44:41,395 Sexy-world-funk. 1037 00:44:41,396 --> 00:44:42,728 - That's not jazz? - No! 1038 00:44:42,729 --> 00:44:44,270 No, that's not jazz. 1039 00:44:44,271 --> 00:44:46,020 I mean, there's a lot of saxophones. 1040 00:44:46,021 --> 00:44:48,645 No, Sade is not jazz. Are you kidding me? 1041 00:44:48,646 --> 00:44:51,228 - It's like... - Well, listen, then... 1042 00:44:51,229 --> 00:44:52,686 Metallica and Judas Priest. 1043 00:44:52,687 --> 00:44:54,478 You don't know any jazz at all? 1044 00:44:54,479 --> 00:44:57,561 - Oh, who doesn't love Sade? - I really wanna learn. 1045 00:44:57,562 --> 00:44:59,353 Where should I start? 1046 00:44:59,354 --> 00:45:01,645 Miles Davis. John Coltrane. Dizzy Gillespie. 1047 00:45:01,646 --> 00:45:03,436 Miles with the cheeks that go out? 1048 00:45:03,437 --> 00:45:05,061 Actually, I feel like at this point in your life, 1049 00:45:05,062 --> 00:45:07,520 you have to work harder to not know who Miles Davis is 1050 00:45:07,521 --> 00:45:09,186 - than to know who he is. - Oh! Oh! 1051 00:45:09,187 --> 00:45:11,686 He-Hey! Literally, look what I just pulled. 1052 00:45:11,687 --> 00:45:13,520 No, no, no. 1053 00:45:13,521 --> 00:45:16,061 - You have to play it. - Can we play just a... 1054 00:45:16,062 --> 00:45:17,686 - "One Girl." - Play it. Play it. 1055 00:45:17,687 --> 00:45:19,770 Come on. This is your love story right here. 1056 00:45:19,771 --> 00:45:21,353 No! No, no, no, no. 1057 00:45:21,354 --> 00:45:22,603 - Yes, I want to hear it. - Don't put it on. 1058 00:45:22,604 --> 00:45:24,228 - Come on. - Don't put it on. 1059 00:45:24,229 --> 00:45:25,811 - Just give us a taste. - Don't put it on! 1060 00:45:25,812 --> 00:45:27,771 We've got the artist, and we've got the girl. 1061 00:45:29,812 --> 00:45:31,729 - No? - No. 1062 00:45:32,646 --> 00:45:34,521 Hey, sorry. 1063 00:45:36,354 --> 00:45:38,187 I'm sorry. 1064 00:45:39,271 --> 00:45:41,270 You know what? Um... 1065 00:45:41,271 --> 00:45:43,145 We actually shouldn't listen to music right now. 1066 00:45:43,146 --> 00:45:44,770 There's something I've been wanting to talk to you about. 1067 00:45:44,771 --> 00:45:46,687 Oh, my God. You have to try this. 1068 00:45:48,396 --> 00:45:49,978 - Wow! - Isn't that good? 1069 00:45:49,979 --> 00:45:51,561 Oh, my God. 1070 00:45:51,562 --> 00:45:53,061 - It's incredible. - I can't be objective, 1071 00:45:53,062 --> 00:45:54,895 but my flan is the best. 1072 00:45:54,896 --> 00:45:57,103 - It's unbelievable. - Like a silky crack cocaine. 1073 00:45:57,104 --> 00:45:58,728 It's so good. And it melts in your mouth. 1074 00:45:58,729 --> 00:46:00,478 Yeah, it's so delicious. 1075 00:46:00,479 --> 00:46:03,145 - Anyway, I was about to say... - No! My God! Have more! Mm! 1076 00:46:03,146 --> 00:46:06,395 Second bite is when it really just... settles in, 1077 00:46:06,396 --> 00:46:08,520 - just slides down. - It's great. Look, anyway... 1078 00:46:08,521 --> 00:46:10,728 God, it's got such sauce in it! 1079 00:46:10,729 --> 00:46:12,978 - I need to talk to you about... - Let's have shots, right? 1080 00:46:12,979 --> 00:46:15,311 Should we do shots? I think we should have a toast. 1081 00:46:15,312 --> 00:46:16,436 - Sure. - Yes. 1082 00:46:16,437 --> 00:46:18,186 I think shots for everybody. 1083 00:46:18,187 --> 00:46:20,103 - Thank you. - Yeah. 1084 00:46:20,104 --> 00:46:23,728 Anyway, the noise has been a thing that... 1085 00:46:23,729 --> 00:46:25,561 ...we want to apologize for. 1086 00:46:25,562 --> 00:46:28,436 Because it's been loud, and it took longer... 1087 00:46:28,437 --> 00:46:31,061 It took longer than we thought, and you guys have been so kind, 1088 00:46:31,062 --> 00:46:35,228 and we just wanted to say thank you and sorry. 1089 00:46:35,229 --> 00:46:38,061 - You're so nice. Look... - Yes. 1090 00:46:38,062 --> 00:46:39,353 - We're all neighbors... - Yes. 1091 00:46:39,354 --> 00:46:42,103 - ...and we really... - Salud. 1092 00:46:42,104 --> 00:46:44,353 And gracias. 1093 00:46:44,354 --> 00:46:48,103 We're just so happy that you invited us and grateful. 1094 00:46:48,104 --> 00:46:51,311 And actually, we also have something 1095 00:46:51,312 --> 00:46:53,061 we wanted to talk to you about. 1096 00:46:53,062 --> 00:46:55,353 You also want to talk to us? That's a funny coincidence. 1097 00:46:55,354 --> 00:46:57,436 We both had things we wanted to say to each other. 1098 00:46:57,437 --> 00:46:59,228 - It's nothing bad. Nothing bad. - No? 1099 00:46:59,229 --> 00:47:01,603 I think something's on Joe's mind. 1100 00:47:01,604 --> 00:47:04,061 I do have something on my mind. I actually do. 1101 00:47:04,062 --> 00:47:05,603 I feel like since we came... 1102 00:47:05,604 --> 00:47:07,270 You guys have something. 1103 00:47:07,271 --> 00:47:09,186 No, they have something to say. You guys should go. 1104 00:47:09,187 --> 00:47:13,145 - Say it. We're all friends. - No, you first! 1105 00:47:13,146 --> 00:47:16,811 You are the guests, and you should go first. 1106 00:47:16,812 --> 00:47:18,728 You guys go, and then I'll go right after. 1107 00:47:18,729 --> 00:47:20,311 I don't care. It doesn't matter to me. 1108 00:47:20,312 --> 00:47:23,561 All right. Well, um... we wanted to apologize. 1109 00:47:23,562 --> 00:47:24,770 Yes. 1110 00:47:24,771 --> 00:47:27,020 - You wanted to apologize? - To us? 1111 00:47:27,021 --> 00:47:28,270 For what? 1112 00:47:28,271 --> 00:47:30,145 We feel we might have bothered you. 1113 00:47:30,146 --> 00:47:31,853 - Bothered us? - On more than... 1114 00:47:31,854 --> 00:47:34,020 more than one occasion, actually. 1115 00:47:34,021 --> 00:47:35,561 What? When? 1116 00:47:35,562 --> 00:47:39,103 Um... at night, usually, and specifically, 1117 00:47:39,104 --> 00:47:41,478 and sometimes late in the night. 1118 00:47:41,479 --> 00:47:43,103 What? 1119 00:47:43,104 --> 00:47:45,229 - Hmm... - When we have sex. 1120 00:47:46,062 --> 00:47:48,603 - You? - Yes. 1121 00:47:48,604 --> 00:47:51,436 - We... We do have sex a lot. - A lot. 1122 00:47:51,437 --> 00:47:53,145 Yeah. I mean... yeah. 1123 00:47:53,146 --> 00:47:56,478 And we really try to keep it down, 1124 00:47:56,479 --> 00:47:58,686 but sometimes... 1125 00:47:58,687 --> 00:48:00,395 - Lately... - Lately, it's been... 1126 00:48:00,396 --> 00:48:04,353 It's been really impossible not to lose control. 1127 00:48:04,354 --> 00:48:05,686 Even for a fireman. 1128 00:48:05,687 --> 00:48:07,895 - A firefighter. - Firefighter. 1129 00:48:07,896 --> 00:48:09,520 We know we've been too loud, 1130 00:48:09,521 --> 00:48:12,978 and we know it was intrusive, and we're sorry. 1131 00:48:12,979 --> 00:48:15,145 And we're gonna be... 1132 00:48:15,146 --> 00:48:16,770 - more conscientious. - Yes. 1133 00:48:16,771 --> 00:48:19,145 - Better neighbors. - Oh, my God. No. 1134 00:48:19,146 --> 00:48:21,728 You guys don't have... No! We have not heard anything. 1135 00:48:21,729 --> 00:48:23,895 Honestly, we haven't heard anything. 1136 00:48:23,896 --> 00:48:26,978 We... It hasn't even... What? Right, Joe? 1137 00:48:26,979 --> 00:48:29,479 We haven't heard anything, right? 1138 00:48:36,437 --> 00:48:39,395 No, we actually haven't heard anything, so... 1139 00:48:39,396 --> 00:48:42,270 No need to apologize. I... I sleep like a log, you know? 1140 00:48:42,271 --> 00:48:44,271 - Log... - Yeah. 1141 00:48:45,437 --> 00:48:47,271 - Joe. - What? 1142 00:48:47,937 --> 00:48:49,979 - Joe? - Yes? 1143 00:48:51,187 --> 00:48:52,895 Joe... 1144 00:48:52,896 --> 00:48:55,187 What? 1145 00:48:57,646 --> 00:48:59,603 What, Hawk? 1146 00:48:59,604 --> 00:49:01,061 - Joe. - What? 1147 00:49:01,062 --> 00:49:02,895 - Don't... don't lie. - Not lying. 1148 00:49:02,896 --> 00:49:04,853 Joe, you've been telling the truth all night. 1149 00:49:04,854 --> 00:49:06,645 I... I love when you tell the truth. 1150 00:49:06,646 --> 00:49:08,686 I... I love it. Tell the truth. 1151 00:49:08,687 --> 00:49:10,395 Telling the truth. What do you want from me? 1152 00:49:10,396 --> 00:49:12,103 - You're not telling the truth. - I am telling the truth. 1153 00:49:12,104 --> 00:49:14,603 - Joe. - What? 1154 00:49:14,604 --> 00:49:17,520 - We know. It bothers you. - It doesn't bother me. 1155 00:49:17,521 --> 00:49:20,186 It doesn't. Look... Don't... I hate to burst your bubble. 1156 00:49:20,187 --> 00:49:22,270 Maybe your sex isn't as explosive as you think it is 1157 00:49:22,271 --> 00:49:23,853 'cause I've never heard it, OK? 1158 00:49:23,854 --> 00:49:25,353 Joe, we know. 1159 00:49:25,354 --> 00:49:28,186 You knocked on our door during the night. 1160 00:49:28,187 --> 00:49:29,603 Joe! 1161 00:49:29,604 --> 00:49:32,895 - You were pounding on our door. - No, I didn't. 1162 00:49:32,896 --> 00:49:35,978 We saw you. We have a ring camera. 1163 00:49:35,979 --> 00:49:37,686 No. No, you don't. 1164 00:49:37,687 --> 00:49:38,811 - It's hidden. - Where? 1165 00:49:38,812 --> 00:49:40,145 In our mirilla. 1166 00:49:40,146 --> 00:49:41,978 - In our peephole. - The peephole. 1167 00:49:41,979 --> 00:49:44,311 - They don't make that. - It's a ring peephole. 1168 00:49:44,312 --> 00:49:46,728 - That's not a thing. - It's a new thing. 1169 00:49:46,729 --> 00:49:48,645 - When did that come out? - A peephole ring. 1170 00:49:48,646 --> 00:49:50,395 Show him. 1171 00:49:50,396 --> 00:49:52,561 - Show him. Do you wanna see it? - I don't need to see it. 1172 00:49:52,562 --> 00:49:54,978 It sends an alert through the app to our phone, 1173 00:49:54,979 --> 00:49:58,645 and, um... you know, it flags it if it senses aggression, 1174 00:49:58,646 --> 00:50:00,311 and so it spooked us at first. 1175 00:50:00,312 --> 00:50:02,353 But look, um... there. 1176 00:50:02,354 --> 00:50:04,061 There he comes. 1177 00:50:04,062 --> 00:50:05,895 Maybe it's grainy footage and you think it's me. 1178 00:50:05,896 --> 00:50:09,353 It's 4K. It's not misty at all. Look, look. 1179 00:50:09,354 --> 00:50:11,186 Someone that looks like me, but... Oh, shit! 1180 00:50:11,187 --> 00:50:13,061 Yeah. 1181 00:50:13,062 --> 00:50:15,311 Sorry, Joe. 1182 00:50:15,312 --> 00:50:16,895 He almost walked away, 1183 00:50:16,896 --> 00:50:18,353 - but... - You can turn it off. 1184 00:50:18,354 --> 00:50:20,353 I can't believe you. I cannot believe you! 1185 00:50:20,354 --> 00:50:22,895 Well, but it's good. It was three in the morning. 1186 00:50:22,896 --> 00:50:26,478 You were so polite that you stopped to heed and listen... 1187 00:50:26,479 --> 00:50:28,561 - What are you doing? - ...closely. 1188 00:50:28,562 --> 00:50:32,145 - But then, uh... - Oh, my God. Joe! 1189 00:50:32,146 --> 00:50:34,145 Someone left packages in the hall. 1190 00:50:34,146 --> 00:50:35,936 - Oh, my God! - We thought you broke an arm, 1191 00:50:35,937 --> 00:50:38,061 and you had to be full of bruises. 1192 00:50:38,062 --> 00:50:39,686 Just turn it o... Turn it... Look! 1193 00:50:39,687 --> 00:50:42,020 OK, you know what? Yes! Yes! 1194 00:50:42,021 --> 00:50:43,770 I banged on your door 1195 00:50:43,771 --> 00:50:45,853 because you people are fucking like monsters over there. 1196 00:50:45,854 --> 00:50:48,270 What are you doing? What are you trying to prove? 1197 00:50:48,271 --> 00:50:50,311 Are you trying to win a contest or something? 1198 00:50:50,312 --> 00:50:52,103 It's incredibly inconsiderate! 1199 00:50:52,104 --> 00:50:53,770 What are you doing? Don't say that. 1200 00:50:53,771 --> 00:50:55,728 Don't speak to them that way. I'm so sorry. 1201 00:50:55,729 --> 00:50:57,770 Our daughter can hear it. Did you know that? 1202 00:50:57,771 --> 00:50:59,478 She can hear it. 1203 00:50:59,479 --> 00:51:01,020 And I've been telling her you're moving furniture up there, 1204 00:51:01,021 --> 00:51:03,561 and she knows it's not true. She's onto me. 1205 00:51:03,562 --> 00:51:06,478 We spend so much time and energy 1206 00:51:06,479 --> 00:51:08,853 talking about your fucking orgasms. 1207 00:51:08,854 --> 00:51:10,187 It's ridiculous. 1208 00:51:12,021 --> 00:51:15,228 - You talk about my orgasms? - Yes, but not as a bad thing. 1209 00:51:15,229 --> 00:51:18,186 They're not bad. They're great. I love them. 1210 00:51:18,187 --> 00:51:20,853 Really? You love my orgasms? 1211 00:51:20,854 --> 00:51:22,478 I do. I love them. 1212 00:51:22,479 --> 00:51:24,186 - She really does. - I do. I think they're great. 1213 00:51:24,187 --> 00:51:25,645 - We talk about them constantly. - They're amazing. 1214 00:51:25,646 --> 00:51:27,395 She especially likes the growler. 1215 00:51:27,396 --> 00:51:29,853 Are you the growler, Piña? 'Cause she loves the growler. 1216 00:51:29,854 --> 00:51:33,186 No, no, no, no. No, Piña's not a growler. 1217 00:51:33,187 --> 00:51:36,645 Oh, you're... You're the growler? 1218 00:51:36,646 --> 00:51:38,186 No. 1219 00:51:38,187 --> 00:51:40,811 - Uh... - It's Vanessa. 1220 00:51:40,812 --> 00:51:43,645 Vanessa is the growler. 1221 00:51:43,646 --> 00:51:45,436 Vanessa? 1222 00:51:45,437 --> 00:51:48,936 Vanessa... Wait, who's Vanessa? 1223 00:51:48,937 --> 00:51:50,520 - A friend. - Oh, yeah. 1224 00:51:50,521 --> 00:51:53,561 Kai is a pretty big guy, and he does breathe heavily. 1225 00:51:53,562 --> 00:51:58,603 That could be what you're calling animalistic noises. 1226 00:51:58,604 --> 00:52:00,228 - Kai. - Kai is... 1227 00:52:00,229 --> 00:52:02,186 - Who's Kai? - Another friend. 1228 00:52:02,187 --> 00:52:04,770 Oh, Kai's another friend. Vanessa and Kai. 1229 00:52:04,771 --> 00:52:08,020 Vanessa lives in Nevada City with Kai. 1230 00:52:08,021 --> 00:52:09,603 Are you fucking with us right now? 1231 00:52:09,604 --> 00:52:11,436 Is this a joke? Are you guys fucking around with us? 1232 00:52:11,437 --> 00:52:13,811 Is this what you're whispering to each other in Spanish? 1233 00:52:13,812 --> 00:52:18,436 No. We know you are upset, and you have every right to be. 1234 00:52:18,437 --> 00:52:20,936 We've had a few parties. 1235 00:52:20,937 --> 00:52:22,936 Things have gotten a little more crazy. 1236 00:52:22,937 --> 00:52:24,395 Out of hand. 1237 00:52:24,396 --> 00:52:26,770 Parties... Like, cocktail parties? 1238 00:52:26,771 --> 00:52:28,978 Soirées? What are you talking about? 1239 00:52:28,979 --> 00:52:31,061 - What parties? - Sex parties. 1240 00:52:31,062 --> 00:52:33,103 - Oh... - Sex parties! 1241 00:52:33,104 --> 00:52:35,186 - Right. That's like, uh... - Parties where people... 1242 00:52:35,187 --> 00:52:37,228 - ...have sex. - ...have sex with each other. 1243 00:52:37,229 --> 00:52:39,145 - Sex. - I think... 1244 00:52:39,146 --> 00:52:43,103 that's the commonly understood definition of a sex party. 1245 00:52:43,104 --> 00:52:44,811 It's the only one I can think of. Honestly. 1246 00:52:44,812 --> 00:52:46,561 I can't think of another one. 1247 00:52:46,562 --> 00:52:48,561 And we really apologize. 1248 00:52:48,562 --> 00:52:50,603 No. What? No, you don't have to. 1249 00:52:50,604 --> 00:52:53,520 That's not... No, we're not judging. 1250 00:52:53,521 --> 00:52:56,811 That's... You don't... Joe, where's that J? 1251 00:52:56,812 --> 00:52:58,978 - That J? - The J you were... 1252 00:52:58,979 --> 00:53:00,895 - Did you leave that in there? - The J? I... 1253 00:53:00,896 --> 00:53:02,811 - It is in my office. - OK, I'll help you. 1254 00:53:02,812 --> 00:53:04,561 Why don't you come with me to... 1255 00:53:04,562 --> 00:53:07,603 - Yeah, no problem. - ...to get that J? Yeah. 1256 00:53:07,604 --> 00:53:10,186 Oh, my God! 1257 00:53:10,187 --> 00:53:12,520 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 1258 00:53:12,521 --> 00:53:14,145 This is amazing. 1259 00:53:14,146 --> 00:53:16,020 They're having sex parties up there. 1260 00:53:16,021 --> 00:53:18,270 I was right. That wasn't normal sex. 1261 00:53:18,271 --> 00:53:20,103 You knew it. You knew it. 1262 00:53:20,104 --> 00:53:22,311 They are fucking like monsters up there. 1263 00:53:22,312 --> 00:53:23,728 They actually are. 1264 00:53:23,729 --> 00:53:25,228 Kai, Vanessa... 1265 00:53:25,229 --> 00:53:27,811 This is amazing. This is actually amazing. 1266 00:53:27,812 --> 00:53:30,145 Oh, my God. Vanessa's the growler. 1267 00:53:30,146 --> 00:53:32,937 I take it all back. We should invite more people over. 1268 00:53:35,062 --> 00:53:36,811 - Hello. - We good? 1269 00:53:36,812 --> 00:53:38,103 - Yeah. - OK. 1270 00:53:38,104 --> 00:53:40,436 - Sex parties. - Yeah. The sex parties. 1271 00:53:40,437 --> 00:53:41,770 Just... paint a picture. 1272 00:53:41,771 --> 00:53:43,353 Disclose what you will about this. 1273 00:53:43,354 --> 00:53:44,645 What do you want to know? 1274 00:53:44,646 --> 00:53:47,395 Whatever you wanna tell us. Yeah. 1275 00:53:47,396 --> 00:53:49,270 They... They started recently. 1276 00:53:49,271 --> 00:53:50,853 - OK. Really? - Oh! Oh... 1277 00:53:50,854 --> 00:53:52,520 - It's a recent development. - It's new to you. Neat. 1278 00:53:52,521 --> 00:53:54,645 The noise uptick probably came 1279 00:53:54,646 --> 00:53:56,853 'cause once we started bringing people in, 1280 00:53:56,854 --> 00:53:58,270 our bedroom was too small, 1281 00:53:58,271 --> 00:53:59,811 so we moved into the living room. 1282 00:53:59,812 --> 00:54:01,228 - Overflow. Yeah. - I got it. 1283 00:54:01,229 --> 00:54:02,561 That's why the sound kind of reverberates 1284 00:54:02,562 --> 00:54:04,145 through the apartment. 1285 00:54:04,146 --> 00:54:05,770 And it's happening just right on the floor? 1286 00:54:05,771 --> 00:54:07,228 No, uh... 1287 00:54:07,229 --> 00:54:09,103 - Furniture, rugs... - Sofa. 1288 00:54:09,104 --> 00:54:10,936 That's why you're so into rugs. 1289 00:54:10,937 --> 00:54:12,353 You love a rug. 1290 00:54:12,354 --> 00:54:14,103 I love this for different reasons. 1291 00:54:14,104 --> 00:54:15,728 You have a close relationship with them. 1292 00:54:15,729 --> 00:54:17,895 This really would be pretty uncomfortable. 1293 00:54:17,896 --> 00:54:20,020 Yeah, you need a high pile, I imagine. 1294 00:54:20,021 --> 00:54:21,728 OK. Wait! Just... more. 1295 00:54:21,729 --> 00:54:24,520 So, how... How does it work? 1296 00:54:24,521 --> 00:54:26,103 Like, how do you get invited? 1297 00:54:26,104 --> 00:54:28,228 Or do you invite people, and... Maybe there's no rules. 1298 00:54:28,229 --> 00:54:29,770 - Are there rules? - Parameters? 1299 00:54:29,771 --> 00:54:31,311 Can anyone do anything to anyone? 1300 00:54:31,312 --> 00:54:32,978 - Is it a free for all? - No. 1301 00:54:32,979 --> 00:54:36,061 For starters, you've gotta have consent, obviously. 1302 00:54:36,062 --> 00:54:37,811 - Oh, yeah. - Enthusiastic consent. 1303 00:54:37,812 --> 00:54:41,103 And the connection has to be about joy, about expansion. 1304 00:54:41,104 --> 00:54:45,561 It can never be about anger, never about revenge. 1305 00:54:45,562 --> 00:54:46,895 - And patience. - Patience. 1306 00:54:46,896 --> 00:54:48,603 Because, you know, some people, 1307 00:54:48,604 --> 00:54:50,103 they gotta find their own entry point. 1308 00:54:50,104 --> 00:54:51,478 - Entry point. - Well... 1309 00:54:51,479 --> 00:54:53,395 - How did it begin? - Yeah. 1310 00:54:53,396 --> 00:54:54,936 Yeah, like, take us back. 1311 00:54:54,937 --> 00:54:56,771 Yeah, what's day one of this like? 1312 00:54:57,604 --> 00:55:00,520 I've always been bi-curious. 1313 00:55:00,521 --> 00:55:02,270 - Mm. - For me, 1314 00:55:02,271 --> 00:55:06,728 the pleasure I get from being with a woman is different. 1315 00:55:06,729 --> 00:55:08,145 Yeah. 1316 00:55:08,146 --> 00:55:09,561 - Mm... Me too. - Right. 1317 00:55:09,562 --> 00:55:11,770 - And then Kai and... - Valerie. 1318 00:55:11,771 --> 00:55:13,686 - Va... Vanessa! - Vanessa! 1319 00:55:13,687 --> 00:55:15,520 Were you guys friends, or did you... 1320 00:55:15,521 --> 00:55:16,811 Did you meet on an app? 1321 00:55:16,812 --> 00:55:18,353 We're pretty negative on the apps. 1322 00:55:18,354 --> 00:55:19,978 Really? Interesting. 1323 00:55:19,979 --> 00:55:22,686 Swipe right, swipe left. It just seems very impersonal. 1324 00:55:22,687 --> 00:55:24,103 Yeah, it's impersonal. 1325 00:55:24,104 --> 00:55:25,728 - You don't want to gamify. - Sure. 1326 00:55:25,729 --> 00:55:28,853 We like to meet people in person, like, eye to eye, 1327 00:55:28,854 --> 00:55:32,061 like, organic, real connection, you know? 1328 00:55:32,062 --> 00:55:33,686 There are conventions. 1329 00:55:33,687 --> 00:55:35,520 Oh, yes. That's good. Because you do, you need rules. 1330 00:55:35,521 --> 00:55:37,520 You need some boundaries. 1331 00:55:37,521 --> 00:55:40,145 No, no, I mean... there are actual conventions. 1332 00:55:40,146 --> 00:55:41,978 - Oh, wow. - Like at a Sandals? 1333 00:55:41,979 --> 00:55:43,353 - Yes. - Oh, wow. 1334 00:55:43,354 --> 00:55:45,270 Conventions are very important. 1335 00:55:45,271 --> 00:55:48,436 - They also offer you a menu. - Oh, a menu! 1336 00:55:48,437 --> 00:55:50,686 A menu. A menu of things you're into. 1337 00:55:50,687 --> 00:55:52,478 That's good. I like it's organized. I like a menu. 1338 00:55:52,479 --> 00:55:53,895 - You do love a menu. - That's nice. 1339 00:55:53,896 --> 00:55:55,895 - You do like organization. - That's great. 1340 00:55:55,896 --> 00:55:58,395 When you engage with someone, you already know what they want. 1341 00:55:58,396 --> 00:56:01,311 They have already sent their preferences in advance. 1342 00:56:01,312 --> 00:56:02,728 It's like "Below Deck." 1343 00:56:02,729 --> 00:56:04,728 It's like a preference sheet on "Below Deck." 1344 00:56:04,729 --> 00:56:06,311 It's a reality show. 1345 00:56:06,312 --> 00:56:07,895 - It's about yachts. - You're speaking our language. 1346 00:56:07,896 --> 00:56:09,270 We get it. We get it now. 1347 00:56:09,271 --> 00:56:10,686 Honestly, I think 1348 00:56:10,687 --> 00:56:14,145 maybe the best thing about group sex is, 1349 00:56:14,146 --> 00:56:17,603 it forces total clarity of communication. 1350 00:56:17,604 --> 00:56:20,020 Not the best thing, I wouldn't imagine. 1351 00:56:20,021 --> 00:56:22,895 - The sex is probably better. - The clear communication. 1352 00:56:22,896 --> 00:56:25,811 What happens if no one picks you? 1353 00:56:25,812 --> 00:56:27,478 It's like gym class - you get chosen last, 1354 00:56:27,479 --> 00:56:29,436 you gotta jerk off alone in the corner or something? 1355 00:56:29,437 --> 00:56:31,228 - I feel like that'd be me. - No! 1356 00:56:31,229 --> 00:56:33,145 - It's not like that. - Don't worry. 1357 00:56:33,146 --> 00:56:34,436 You would be chosen. 1358 00:56:34,437 --> 00:56:36,936 - Yeah! - But yeah, how does that work? 1359 00:56:36,937 --> 00:56:38,395 No, no one gets excluded. 1360 00:56:38,396 --> 00:56:39,853 You know? I mean... 1361 00:56:39,854 --> 00:56:42,686 Obviously, anyone's free to watch 1362 00:56:42,687 --> 00:56:44,145 if they don't want to participate. 1363 00:56:44,146 --> 00:56:46,436 All right, but... jealousy! 1364 00:56:46,437 --> 00:56:48,478 No one gets...? You don't... You don't get jealous? 1365 00:56:48,479 --> 00:56:50,061 There's no jealousy? 1366 00:56:50,062 --> 00:56:52,395 I think jealousy is a natural animalistic instinct, 1367 00:56:52,396 --> 00:56:54,103 but you have to replace it. 1368 00:56:54,104 --> 00:56:55,645 We practice compersion. 1369 00:56:55,646 --> 00:56:57,311 - Compression? - Compersion. 1370 00:56:57,312 --> 00:56:59,853 - Compersion? - Compersion. 1371 00:56:59,854 --> 00:57:02,561 Compression is all about finding joy 1372 00:57:02,562 --> 00:57:04,353 in the joy of others. 1373 00:57:04,354 --> 00:57:07,561 - Wow! That would be... great. - Hard to wrap your head around. 1374 00:57:07,562 --> 00:57:09,478 And for me, there's nothing better 1375 00:57:09,479 --> 00:57:12,520 than watching my partner in the hands of another. 1376 00:57:12,521 --> 00:57:14,395 Wow! 1377 00:57:14,396 --> 00:57:15,520 Beautiful. 1378 00:57:15,521 --> 00:57:17,686 Oh, God. 1379 00:57:17,687 --> 00:57:19,228 That's nice. 1380 00:57:19,229 --> 00:57:22,020 - Super nice. - Wow. So healthy. 1381 00:57:22,021 --> 00:57:25,186 - I feel healthy just seeing it. - That's... 1382 00:57:25,187 --> 00:57:26,603 And, you know, I love this. 1383 00:57:26,604 --> 00:57:28,353 I love that it's you and your friends. 1384 00:57:28,354 --> 00:57:30,395 It's like the four of you get together. 1385 00:57:30,396 --> 00:57:33,520 Four is such a good number. Yeah, it's round. 1386 00:57:33,521 --> 00:57:36,020 - Sometimes... - No more than six. 1387 00:57:36,021 --> 00:57:37,478 - Six? - Six people? 1388 00:57:37,479 --> 00:57:39,561 Six is a lot. That's why it's so loud up there. 1389 00:57:39,562 --> 00:57:41,603 - Yeah... six. - Yeah. 1390 00:57:41,604 --> 00:57:44,103 We did go bigger last weekend. 1391 00:57:44,104 --> 00:57:47,270 That doesn't count because it was a special occasion. 1392 00:57:47,271 --> 00:57:48,561 It was Vanessa's birthday. 1393 00:57:48,562 --> 00:57:50,770 Wow! Well, a birthday's a birthday. 1394 00:57:50,771 --> 00:57:53,228 Gotta celebrate the good things in life, I guess, right? 1395 00:57:53,229 --> 00:57:55,270 Yeah, and she wanted to have ten people, so... 1396 00:57:55,271 --> 00:57:57,728 Ten people. Are you fucking kidding me? 1397 00:57:57,729 --> 00:58:00,520 - Holy shit! Oh, my God! - Ten? 1398 00:58:00,521 --> 00:58:02,395 - We rented a house in Bolinas. - Oh, nice! 1399 00:58:02,396 --> 00:58:04,645 - Really nice. So foggy, and... - Really lovely, yeah. 1400 00:58:04,646 --> 00:58:06,978 - We were so energized. - So energized. 1401 00:58:06,979 --> 00:58:08,645 You feel superhuman. 1402 00:58:08,646 --> 00:58:10,270 - Honestly, it was... - It was a high. 1403 00:58:10,271 --> 00:58:12,020 It was, for me, the best in my life. 1404 00:58:12,021 --> 00:58:14,603 It was the best experience that we've had. It really was. 1405 00:58:14,604 --> 00:58:16,603 - God! - Wow. God bless you. 1406 00:58:16,604 --> 00:58:19,186 - Vanessa must be great. - Yeah. 1407 00:58:19,187 --> 00:58:21,311 Is she just, like... I'm imagining just like a... 1408 00:58:21,312 --> 00:58:23,311 like a ball of youthful energy. 1409 00:58:23,312 --> 00:58:26,061 - Is she just, like, young...? - No, Vanessa's very mature. 1410 00:58:26,062 --> 00:58:27,686 She's old? 1411 00:58:27,687 --> 00:58:29,436 - No, I wouldn't say she's... - Well, she's... 1412 00:58:29,437 --> 00:58:31,103 That means she's really old if you don't know. 1413 00:58:31,104 --> 00:58:32,603 - She's old. - No... 1414 00:58:32,604 --> 00:58:33,978 Older... 1415 00:58:33,979 --> 00:58:35,478 Next time you're in there, count the rings. 1416 00:58:35,479 --> 00:58:37,186 A veteran in our group. 1417 00:58:37,187 --> 00:58:38,936 She's the most experienced person in our... 1418 00:58:38,937 --> 00:58:40,436 She's an oldie, but a goodie. 1419 00:58:40,437 --> 00:58:43,061 I've learned so much from that woman. 1420 00:58:43,062 --> 00:58:46,728 She knows everything about the depth of tantric sex. 1421 00:58:46,729 --> 00:58:49,561 - Oh. - Not jizzing. Like Sting. 1422 00:58:49,562 --> 00:58:51,145 She got me to hold onto my chi. 1423 00:58:51,146 --> 00:58:53,353 - Wow. - She pushed us into anal. 1424 00:58:53,354 --> 00:58:55,645 - Pushed you into anal? - Into anal. 1425 00:58:55,646 --> 00:58:57,395 It's not for everybody, but... 1426 00:58:57,396 --> 00:58:58,770 I hope she pushed you gently. 1427 00:58:58,771 --> 00:59:01,061 - We did really like it. - I do love anal. 1428 00:59:01,062 --> 00:59:02,770 Yeah. Who doesn't? Who doesn't love anal? 1429 00:59:02,771 --> 00:59:04,978 - Holidays, weekends... - Special occasions. 1430 00:59:04,979 --> 00:59:06,978 - Yeah. - But I love giving it. 1431 00:59:06,979 --> 00:59:08,686 Oh! 1432 00:59:08,687 --> 00:59:12,436 And I don't wanna speak for him, but he loves receiving it. 1433 00:59:12,437 --> 00:59:14,811 - Oh! - I actually really do. 1434 00:59:14,812 --> 00:59:16,561 I get a lot of value out of it. 1435 00:59:16,562 --> 00:59:19,936 Pegging! That's... Podcast! That's what that is, right? 1436 00:59:19,937 --> 00:59:21,311 - You wear a... - A strap-on. 1437 00:59:21,312 --> 00:59:23,520 - A strap-on. - Oh, wow! Cool. 1438 00:59:23,521 --> 00:59:25,395 Vanessa likes a handheld device. 1439 00:59:25,396 --> 00:59:26,853 Wow. 1440 00:59:26,854 --> 00:59:28,395 But it's not really about penetration. 1441 00:59:28,396 --> 00:59:29,770 I mean, it is a little. 1442 00:59:29,771 --> 00:59:30,978 No, it's not really about penetration. 1443 00:59:30,979 --> 00:59:32,561 - It's about surrender. - Oh. 1444 00:59:32,562 --> 00:59:34,395 Yeah, you just gotta surrender that body. 1445 00:59:34,396 --> 00:59:35,936 Yeah. Surrender that bod. 1446 00:59:35,937 --> 00:59:37,145 Just give it. 1447 00:59:37,146 --> 00:59:38,645 'Cause sex is not a thing you do. 1448 00:59:38,646 --> 00:59:40,436 It's a place you go. 1449 00:59:40,437 --> 00:59:42,436 Is the place Hawk's butthole? 1450 00:59:42,437 --> 00:59:44,228 - Sometimes - On birthdays. 1451 00:59:44,229 --> 00:59:45,686 Wow! And the menu thing is cool 1452 00:59:45,687 --> 00:59:48,520 because anyone who has a fantasy can just order. 1453 00:59:48,521 --> 00:59:50,728 The menu is amazing. You've got bondage, 1454 00:59:50,729 --> 00:59:53,186 you've got role playing, you've got... 1455 00:59:53,187 --> 00:59:55,728 - DP. You have... - DP? 1456 00:59:55,729 --> 00:59:58,895 DP. Uh... double penetration, right? 1457 00:59:58,896 --> 01:00:00,603 I mean, I'm assuming... Is that not...? 1458 01:00:00,604 --> 01:00:02,186 - It's on the menu. - I don't do that. 1459 01:00:02,187 --> 01:00:04,895 - No. - We don't. We... 1460 01:00:04,896 --> 01:00:07,103 Porn tropes don't tend to be our group's thing. 1461 01:00:07,104 --> 01:00:08,811 - But it is on the menu. - Don't wanna be tropey. 1462 01:00:08,812 --> 01:00:10,436 Hey, it's on the menu. 1463 01:00:10,437 --> 01:00:12,270 - Yeah. I mean, I just... - It's on the menu. 1464 01:00:12,271 --> 01:00:14,020 Might not... I'm just saying. We don't have to judge it. 1465 01:00:14,021 --> 01:00:17,020 It's something that some people might have on there. 1466 01:00:17,021 --> 01:00:18,520 - Double penetration. - Double penetration. 1467 01:00:18,521 --> 01:00:20,186 You were listing other stuff. 1468 01:00:20,187 --> 01:00:21,686 Hey, you're a fireman who likes to be pegged, so... 1469 01:00:21,687 --> 01:00:23,186 - Firefighter. - Firefighter. 1470 01:00:23,187 --> 01:00:25,686 He loves to be pegged. 1471 01:00:25,687 --> 01:00:27,520 - So, fair point, fair point. - Yes. 1472 01:00:27,521 --> 01:00:28,978 I'm just, yeah... 1473 01:00:28,979 --> 01:00:30,979 Honestly, like... 1474 01:00:32,521 --> 01:00:34,728 This is not how I was expecting this to go. 1475 01:00:34,729 --> 01:00:36,770 And I... 1476 01:00:36,771 --> 01:00:39,228 I honestly feel like I have much more insight 1477 01:00:39,229 --> 01:00:41,853 into what the fuck is going on up there, 1478 01:00:41,854 --> 01:00:44,145 and I feel better about it 'cause it's not... 1479 01:00:44,146 --> 01:00:46,561 you know, your run-of-the-mill married people sex. 1480 01:00:46,562 --> 01:00:48,686 I guess it is something exceptional 1481 01:00:48,687 --> 01:00:50,228 happening above our heads. 1482 01:00:50,229 --> 01:00:52,645 - Yes. - Thank you for telling us. 1483 01:00:52,646 --> 01:00:54,770 And I guess ultimately, just... 1484 01:00:54,771 --> 01:00:56,603 you know, maybe try to keep it down. 1485 01:00:56,604 --> 01:00:59,270 If you have another big birthday or holiday, Arbor Day, 1486 01:00:59,271 --> 01:01:01,478 maybe go to Bolinas again. 1487 01:01:01,479 --> 01:01:03,395 Get an Airbnb. Thank you. 1488 01:01:03,396 --> 01:01:05,228 Thank you for being so understanding 1489 01:01:05,229 --> 01:01:06,895 and accepting and so warm. 1490 01:01:06,896 --> 01:01:10,354 - We accept. We are accepting. - My new friends! 1491 01:01:11,229 --> 01:01:15,103 - Thank you. - Guys! 1492 01:01:15,104 --> 01:01:16,561 - That's very sweet. - I love this. 1493 01:01:16,562 --> 01:01:17,770 This is so lovely. 1494 01:01:17,771 --> 01:01:19,270 I know we haven't hung out a lot, 1495 01:01:19,271 --> 01:01:22,020 but you guys have seemed cool and progressive. 1496 01:01:22,021 --> 01:01:25,270 We are, yeah. I mean, I'm an independent, technically. 1497 01:01:25,271 --> 01:01:27,061 - But no, we're pretty, uh... - Not like the Anavias. 1498 01:01:27,062 --> 01:01:28,978 No, we're more... They're single penetration. 1499 01:01:28,979 --> 01:01:32,395 - They don't seem very open. - Not at all. 1500 01:01:32,396 --> 01:01:34,145 Exactly. 1501 01:01:34,146 --> 01:01:36,978 You guys, when you stop fighting, you're really funny. 1502 01:01:36,979 --> 01:01:39,311 We are... pretty chill. 1503 01:01:39,312 --> 01:01:42,395 I knew Angela was cool, but Joe, I... I didn't... 1504 01:01:42,396 --> 01:01:43,936 - I wasn't sure. - Oh, yeah? 1505 01:01:43,937 --> 01:01:46,020 - Getting to hang out now, I... - Thanks. 1506 01:01:46,021 --> 01:01:47,561 I don't know, I really appreciate it. 1507 01:01:47,562 --> 01:01:49,061 How'd you know she was so cool? 1508 01:01:49,062 --> 01:01:51,436 - Because I'm cool. I'm cool! - Oh, yeah. 1509 01:01:51,437 --> 01:01:53,561 - There's this thing... - Look at this face. 1510 01:01:53,562 --> 01:01:55,853 - And the window thing. - Piña knows I'm cool. 1511 01:01:55,854 --> 01:01:59,186 The what? The window thing? 1512 01:01:59,187 --> 01:02:00,561 - What window thing? - No... 1513 01:02:00,562 --> 01:02:01,978 What window thing? 1514 01:02:01,979 --> 01:02:03,811 What window thing are you talking about? 1515 01:02:03,812 --> 01:02:09,521 Angela likes to be looked at naked in the window sometimes. 1516 01:02:11,646 --> 01:02:13,561 You've seen my wife naked? 1517 01:02:13,562 --> 01:02:15,061 No, not in person. 1518 01:02:15,062 --> 01:02:16,645 Not in person. 1519 01:02:16,646 --> 01:02:20,811 She likes to walk around... through the window. 1520 01:02:20,812 --> 01:02:22,895 Just through the window. 1521 01:02:22,896 --> 01:02:26,937 It's a little cute ritual she does. 1522 01:02:36,104 --> 01:02:37,187 What the fuck? 1523 01:02:41,687 --> 01:02:43,436 - What is he talking about? - Nothing. 1524 01:02:43,437 --> 01:02:44,728 - What is he talking about? - Nothing, nothing. 1525 01:02:44,729 --> 01:02:46,270 Tell me what he is talking about. 1526 01:02:46,271 --> 01:02:49,020 That might have happened, like, once by accident. 1527 01:02:49,021 --> 01:02:50,853 - I don't... This is... - I mean, 1528 01:02:50,854 --> 01:02:52,853 it happened more than once, but... 1529 01:02:52,854 --> 01:02:54,978 Word on the street is it was more than once. 1530 01:02:54,979 --> 01:02:56,561 Is this a big deal? 1531 01:02:56,562 --> 01:02:57,978 Why do I feel like everyone knows something here, 1532 01:02:57,979 --> 01:03:00,145 except for me? 1533 01:03:00,146 --> 01:03:01,978 I want you to come here and explain to me 1534 01:03:01,979 --> 01:03:05,270 what the fuck is going on, please. 1535 01:03:05,271 --> 01:03:07,061 - You want me to explain? - I would love that. 1536 01:03:07,062 --> 01:03:08,978 - I will explain myself, Joe. - Please do. 1537 01:03:08,979 --> 01:03:10,645 The first time, I was coming outta the shower... 1538 01:03:10,646 --> 01:03:12,270 The first time! 1539 01:03:12,271 --> 01:03:15,728 ...I was nude, and I was on my way to the living room, 1540 01:03:15,729 --> 01:03:19,853 and I looked up, and he saw me, and I saw him seeing me, 1541 01:03:19,854 --> 01:03:21,186 and then I kept going. 1542 01:03:21,187 --> 01:03:22,853 That is exactly what happened. 1543 01:03:22,854 --> 01:03:24,103 Will you shut the fuck up, Hawk? 1544 01:03:24,104 --> 01:03:25,728 And then since then, after I shower, 1545 01:03:25,729 --> 01:03:28,728 I walk past knowing that he might be watching me. 1546 01:03:28,729 --> 01:03:31,645 My God, it's a little sick ritual you guys have together? 1547 01:03:31,646 --> 01:03:34,478 It is. It is like a little ritual that I actually enjoy 1548 01:03:34,479 --> 01:03:36,145 because it makes me feel good, 1549 01:03:36,146 --> 01:03:39,311 because I do in fact like to be looked at naked, Joe. 1550 01:03:39,312 --> 01:03:41,020 - Is that OK? - No, it's not OK. 1551 01:03:41,021 --> 01:03:42,478 Why would that be OK? 1552 01:03:42,479 --> 01:03:44,103 It's not like I'm looking at him in the eyes. 1553 01:03:44,104 --> 01:03:45,478 I've never made eye contact. 1554 01:03:45,479 --> 01:03:47,228 - No, never once. - Who gives a fuck? 1555 01:03:47,229 --> 01:03:48,853 What does that have to do with anything? 1556 01:03:48,854 --> 01:03:50,895 - That is a huge deal. - No, it isn't. 1557 01:03:50,896 --> 01:03:53,311 I don't care about that at all! 1558 01:03:53,312 --> 01:03:55,895 Do you even care? You barely look at me. 1559 01:03:55,896 --> 01:03:57,603 I don't even understand why you're upset. 1560 01:03:57,604 --> 01:03:59,811 So, this is somehow my fault. 1561 01:03:59,812 --> 01:04:01,353 That's fucking crazy! 1562 01:04:01,354 --> 01:04:03,436 That's why you don't want curtains on the window, 1563 01:04:03,437 --> 01:04:05,978 so the fireman can see your fucking tits. 1564 01:04:05,979 --> 01:04:07,520 This is fucked, Angela. 1565 01:04:07,521 --> 01:04:10,311 But Joe, it's not fucked. It's not. It's not. 1566 01:04:10,312 --> 01:04:11,936 How is this not fucked? 1567 01:04:11,937 --> 01:04:13,686 Please enlighten me and say how this isn't fucked. 1568 01:04:13,687 --> 01:04:15,228 I think what she's doing is great. 1569 01:04:15,229 --> 01:04:16,436 It's actually very helpful. 1570 01:04:16,437 --> 01:04:18,311 - For whom? - For her! 1571 01:04:18,312 --> 01:04:20,311 And for us. Women. 1572 01:04:20,312 --> 01:04:21,853 You know how many women let go 1573 01:04:21,854 --> 01:04:24,478 of their erotic aspirations for good? 1574 01:04:24,479 --> 01:04:26,603 You know how difficult it is, what she's doing, 1575 01:04:26,604 --> 01:04:28,145 that she's trying to connect with that part 1576 01:04:28,146 --> 01:04:29,520 that she had lost? Good for you. 1577 01:04:29,521 --> 01:04:31,228 - Thank you. - Bravo. Great work. 1578 01:04:31,229 --> 01:04:32,853 - Very important work. - Fuck you! It is important. 1579 01:04:32,854 --> 01:04:34,520 Hope you got a fucking Pulitzer for this shit. 1580 01:04:34,521 --> 01:04:35,853 - It is important. - Yeah? 1581 01:04:35,854 --> 01:04:38,145 Yes. What do we all want? Be honest. 1582 01:04:38,146 --> 01:04:41,561 To desire to be desired. 1583 01:04:41,562 --> 01:04:44,145 Maybe that's why you look at my boobs in the elevator 1584 01:04:44,146 --> 01:04:47,770 - every time I see you. - Oh... Really? 1585 01:04:47,771 --> 01:04:49,603 Joe looks at your boobs in the elevator. 1586 01:04:49,604 --> 01:04:51,103 I'm so sorry, Piña. 1587 01:04:51,104 --> 01:04:52,728 Really, Joe? Wow! 1588 01:04:52,729 --> 01:04:54,478 He thinks I don't notice, but I do. 1589 01:04:54,479 --> 01:04:56,395 It's like a little game we have, right? 1590 01:04:56,396 --> 01:04:58,020 Such a fucking hypocrite. 1591 01:04:58,021 --> 01:05:00,353 I don't... I don't... They're out there sometimes. 1592 01:05:00,354 --> 01:05:02,436 - They're hard not to see. - Let me ask you something. 1593 01:05:02,437 --> 01:05:04,770 When you look at my boobs, 1594 01:05:04,771 --> 01:05:08,103 do they seem - my boobs - 1595 01:05:08,104 --> 01:05:10,186 do they seem out of reach to you? 1596 01:05:10,187 --> 01:05:11,770 No, it's a small elevator. 1597 01:05:11,771 --> 01:05:13,686 I could just grab 'em if I wanted. 1598 01:05:13,687 --> 01:05:17,103 - That's not what I'm asking. - What are you asking? 1599 01:05:17,104 --> 01:05:21,146 Do you feel worthy of desiring them? 1600 01:05:22,604 --> 01:05:26,103 I've never thought about that for one fucking second. 1601 01:05:26,104 --> 01:05:28,936 Do me a favor. Please look at my boobs right now. 1602 01:05:28,937 --> 01:05:31,728 - What is happening right now? - Look at them. Look at them. 1603 01:05:31,729 --> 01:05:33,186 I don't want to right now. 1604 01:05:33,187 --> 01:05:34,978 - Look! - Look at them. 1605 01:05:34,979 --> 01:05:36,728 - Joe, look at them. - I don't wanna right now. 1606 01:05:36,729 --> 01:05:38,686 - Don't be rude. - It's fine. You just enjoy it. 1607 01:05:38,687 --> 01:05:40,603 Don't be rude! Look at them. 1608 01:05:40,604 --> 01:05:42,061 I don't wanna look at them. I don't... 1609 01:05:42,062 --> 01:05:44,603 Why are you teaming up on me, for God's sakes? 1610 01:05:44,604 --> 01:05:46,603 Look, I'm not a sicko like you. 1611 01:05:46,604 --> 01:05:49,520 I ain't gonna look at another man's wife's fucking tits 1612 01:05:49,521 --> 01:05:51,686 to jerk off to, OK? I'm normal. 1613 01:05:51,687 --> 01:05:53,436 - Who's doing that? - You're doing that. 1614 01:05:53,437 --> 01:05:54,853 - Who? - You! 1615 01:05:54,854 --> 01:05:56,311 - When? - Every morning, apparently. 1616 01:05:56,312 --> 01:05:58,228 What? No. I... 1617 01:05:58,229 --> 01:05:59,770 I make love to Piña. 1618 01:05:59,771 --> 01:06:02,770 I tell her about Angela when I see her, 1619 01:06:02,771 --> 01:06:04,895 and she likes it. 1620 01:06:04,896 --> 01:06:06,311 It's our thing. 1621 01:06:06,312 --> 01:06:11,895 Oh, you guys talk about me when you're... 1622 01:06:11,896 --> 01:06:14,853 - Yes, my love, of course we do. - Yeah. 1623 01:06:14,854 --> 01:06:16,686 Oh... 1624 01:06:16,687 --> 01:06:18,395 Really? 1625 01:06:18,396 --> 01:06:19,895 A lot. 1626 01:06:19,896 --> 01:06:21,311 Wow! 1627 01:06:21,312 --> 01:06:22,603 I see what's happening right now, Angela. 1628 01:06:22,604 --> 01:06:25,020 - What? - This whole thing was a setup. 1629 01:06:25,021 --> 01:06:27,270 You planned this whole fucking thing right now. 1630 01:06:27,271 --> 01:06:28,770 - What are you talking about? - Holy shit! 1631 01:06:28,771 --> 01:06:30,728 The cheese, the soufflé and the meat, 1632 01:06:30,729 --> 01:06:32,353 and you didn't tell me they were coming. 1633 01:06:32,354 --> 01:06:34,186 You were trying to have a threesome with these people. 1634 01:06:34,187 --> 01:06:36,728 You knew they were fucking other people up there, 1635 01:06:36,729 --> 01:06:38,728 and you planned this whole thing. 1636 01:06:38,729 --> 01:06:41,353 This is fucking crazy, even for you, Angela. 1637 01:06:41,354 --> 01:06:42,728 What the fuck, Joe! 1638 01:06:42,729 --> 01:06:44,228 I was just trying to have a nice night 1639 01:06:44,229 --> 01:06:45,645 with some fucking wine and cheese. 1640 01:06:45,646 --> 01:06:46,895 What are you talking about? 1641 01:06:46,896 --> 01:06:48,561 You wanna all fuck each other! 1642 01:06:48,562 --> 01:06:51,228 You've been plotting this whole thing behind my back. 1643 01:06:51,229 --> 01:06:53,561 - Stop laughing at me. - Joe. Joe. 1644 01:06:53,562 --> 01:06:55,228 - Joe... - What? 1645 01:06:55,229 --> 01:06:57,145 That is not what has been happening. 1646 01:06:57,146 --> 01:06:59,103 - No? Then what? - No, of course not. 1647 01:06:59,104 --> 01:07:00,645 Did we ever talk to Angela about this? 1648 01:07:00,646 --> 01:07:02,686 - Never. - Never. Never. 1649 01:07:02,687 --> 01:07:05,979 I mean, it's... It is sort of why we came down here, but... 1650 01:07:12,187 --> 01:07:15,187 Do not speak Spanish. Stop it. 1651 01:07:17,937 --> 01:07:19,521 Stop speaking Spanish! 1652 01:07:20,812 --> 01:07:23,312 OK. OK. OK. 1653 01:07:24,396 --> 01:07:26,270 Joe, Angela... 1654 01:07:26,271 --> 01:07:28,353 Um... 1655 01:07:28,354 --> 01:07:31,187 We did come down here tonight to invite you. 1656 01:07:32,187 --> 01:07:34,771 - Invite us...? - To join us. 1657 01:07:35,729 --> 01:07:37,770 Join you for... 1658 01:07:37,771 --> 01:07:39,312 - For sex. - ...sex. 1659 01:07:40,229 --> 01:07:42,229 - Sex. - For group sex. 1660 01:07:43,021 --> 01:07:44,062 What else? 1661 01:07:45,187 --> 01:07:47,395 - Us? - Yes. 1662 01:07:47,396 --> 01:07:50,186 - Me? - Both of you. 1663 01:07:50,187 --> 01:07:51,603 Both of who? 1664 01:07:51,604 --> 01:07:54,061 - Both of you. - Including me? 1665 01:07:54,062 --> 01:07:57,270 Yeah, both... Both of you means you. 1666 01:07:57,271 --> 01:07:59,020 - Did you hear that, Joe? - I did. 1667 01:07:59,021 --> 01:08:00,811 - Angela, did you hear that? - Sure did. 1668 01:08:00,812 --> 01:08:02,603 You heard that, too? All right. 1669 01:08:02,604 --> 01:08:06,686 We've been talking about this for quite a while, actually. 1670 01:08:06,687 --> 01:08:08,145 Oh? 1671 01:08:08,146 --> 01:08:11,687 We feel a very strong connection with you guys. 1672 01:08:12,146 --> 01:08:13,728 OK. 1673 01:08:13,729 --> 01:08:15,603 We were getting signals, you know, in the window. 1674 01:08:15,604 --> 01:08:17,353 - OK. - In the elevator. 1675 01:08:17,354 --> 01:08:20,603 They seem to be very warm signals. 1676 01:08:20,604 --> 01:08:23,311 - Signals we liked. So... - Wow! 1677 01:08:23,312 --> 01:08:25,770 That's what this has been about. 1678 01:08:25,771 --> 01:08:27,103 OK? 1679 01:08:27,104 --> 01:08:29,728 That is so nice. Thank you. 1680 01:08:29,729 --> 01:08:31,853 - Yeah. - Oh, say thank you, Joe. 1681 01:08:31,854 --> 01:08:34,395 - Thank you. - Thank you. Very flattering. 1682 01:08:34,396 --> 01:08:36,145 - Feel very complimented. - Mm-hmm. 1683 01:08:36,146 --> 01:08:39,187 We find you very, very attractive. 1684 01:08:40,479 --> 01:08:44,353 - Thank you. - We talk about you. 1685 01:08:44,354 --> 01:08:46,228 I know. 1686 01:08:46,229 --> 01:08:48,353 You talk about my orgasms. 1687 01:08:48,354 --> 01:08:50,437 - Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. - A lot. 1688 01:08:51,479 --> 01:08:54,103 - We really do. Yeah. - OK. 1689 01:08:54,104 --> 01:08:56,020 I think, um... even before we came down, 1690 01:08:56,021 --> 01:08:59,478 we said you guys have a real quiet sex appeal. 1691 01:08:59,479 --> 01:09:02,228 So do you two, too... as well. 1692 01:09:02,229 --> 01:09:03,646 - I wouldn't say it was quiet. - No. 1693 01:09:06,979 --> 01:09:09,603 So, we want to propose to you 1694 01:09:09,604 --> 01:09:12,979 that we share a sexual experience together. OK? 1695 01:09:13,687 --> 01:09:16,145 Just to be clear... 1696 01:09:16,146 --> 01:09:20,353 You, you, her... and me? 1697 01:09:20,354 --> 01:09:21,478 - Yes. - Me too? 1698 01:09:21,479 --> 01:09:23,020 - Yes, also you. - OK. 1699 01:09:23,021 --> 01:09:24,603 - Yes. - OK. 1700 01:09:24,604 --> 01:09:27,770 But, but, but... it doesn't have to be tonight, OK? 1701 01:09:27,771 --> 01:09:29,895 - Oh... Right. - No pressure. 1702 01:09:29,896 --> 01:09:32,311 - But it could be. - Could be tonight. 1703 01:09:32,312 --> 01:09:34,395 - I brought condoms and... - Condoms! 1704 01:09:34,396 --> 01:09:35,686 Wow! 1705 01:09:35,687 --> 01:09:38,311 - It's like it's pre 9/11. - Wow! 1706 01:09:38,312 --> 01:09:39,895 How do... 1707 01:09:39,896 --> 01:09:42,353 Hypothetically speaking, like, if this were something 1708 01:09:42,354 --> 01:09:44,811 that we were to consider proceeding with... 1709 01:09:44,812 --> 01:09:47,270 Yeah, how would this shake down? 1710 01:09:47,271 --> 01:09:51,186 What would the procedural protocol be, technically? 1711 01:09:51,187 --> 01:09:53,395 - The procedural protocol? - Yeah. 1712 01:09:53,396 --> 01:09:55,728 - Just... to know. - Just to know. 1713 01:09:55,729 --> 01:09:57,811 Just so we could, yeah... 1714 01:09:57,812 --> 01:09:59,561 I mean, that's what we were talking about. 1715 01:09:59,562 --> 01:10:01,436 Right! Just, like, to recap really quick. 1716 01:10:01,437 --> 01:10:06,229 Just, specifically, how would this work? 1717 01:10:07,146 --> 01:10:09,520 We can all be together. 1718 01:10:09,521 --> 01:10:12,395 - We can watch you. - You don't wanna do that. 1719 01:10:12,396 --> 01:10:15,436 We could, um... obviously swap. 1720 01:10:15,437 --> 01:10:17,895 - Uh-huh. - Swap. A little swaparoo. 1721 01:10:17,896 --> 01:10:22,853 Sometimes it helps to... to add a neutral element. 1722 01:10:22,854 --> 01:10:24,229 Like a referee. 1723 01:10:26,146 --> 01:10:27,604 Carolina... 1724 01:10:29,521 --> 01:10:31,103 No Pepe, no Thomas. 1725 01:10:31,104 --> 01:10:33,436 Think I'm with Hawk on this one. No Pepe, no Thomas. 1726 01:10:33,437 --> 01:10:35,145 - I think... - Yeah. 1727 01:10:35,146 --> 01:10:37,186 - It's whatever we want... - Whatever you want. 1728 01:10:37,187 --> 01:10:39,353 ...and whenever. - Whenever. 1729 01:10:39,354 --> 01:10:41,853 Consider it an open invite. 1730 01:10:41,854 --> 01:10:43,270 - All right. - Right. 1731 01:10:43,271 --> 01:10:48,436 But tonight, again, tonight is on the table. 1732 01:10:48,437 --> 01:10:50,186 OK. 1733 01:10:50,187 --> 01:10:52,061 Weeknights are tough because of Maggie. 1734 01:10:52,062 --> 01:10:53,520 Weekends... also tough. 1735 01:10:53,521 --> 01:10:54,978 I'm actually training for a half-marathon. 1736 01:10:54,979 --> 01:10:56,478 They're inviting us to an orgy, 1737 01:10:56,479 --> 01:10:59,020 and you're giving them your Google calendar? 1738 01:10:59,021 --> 01:11:00,561 You overthink everything! 1739 01:11:00,562 --> 01:11:02,270 You're overthinking this as well. 1740 01:11:02,271 --> 01:11:04,686 At least I'm brave enough to get into scheduling. 1741 01:11:04,687 --> 01:11:06,811 You've literally offered me no logistical help. 1742 01:11:06,812 --> 01:11:08,728 - I'll do this. - Oh, really? 1743 01:11:08,729 --> 01:11:10,978 I'll schedule it for right now. I'll fuck you guys right now. 1744 01:11:10,979 --> 01:11:13,895 Incredible how unsexy you're managing to make this moment! 1745 01:11:13,896 --> 01:11:17,061 OK, OK, OK, I'm... I'm getting worried. 1746 01:11:17,062 --> 01:11:21,061 - Why? - Yeah, because... hmm...! 1747 01:11:21,062 --> 01:11:25,520 As horny as I am right now, I just... 1748 01:11:25,521 --> 01:11:28,895 We cannot do this from an angry place. 1749 01:11:28,896 --> 01:11:31,020 - We're not angry. - I'm actually no angry. 1750 01:11:31,021 --> 01:11:34,228 This is me happy. You just haven't seen it yet. 1751 01:11:34,229 --> 01:11:36,645 I don't think you guys are there. 1752 01:11:36,646 --> 01:11:38,353 We're there. I can't speak for him, 1753 01:11:38,354 --> 01:11:39,853 but personally, I'm very there. 1754 01:11:39,854 --> 01:11:41,436 I feel very good about this. I feel there. 1755 01:11:41,437 --> 01:11:43,270 - I would actually do this. - I would do this. 1756 01:11:43,271 --> 01:11:44,853 - You would actually do this? - Yeah. Do you wanna do this? 1757 01:11:44,854 --> 01:11:46,311 - I would do this. - We're doing this. 1758 01:11:46,312 --> 01:11:48,020 I think we would do this. 1759 01:11:48,021 --> 01:11:50,770 If this connection is not coming from a healthy place... 1760 01:11:50,771 --> 01:11:54,811 - Very healthy! - We are in need of expansion. 1761 01:11:54,812 --> 01:11:57,395 I think it'd be very healthy for us on an emotional level, 1762 01:11:57,396 --> 01:11:58,853 just in a positive way. 1763 01:11:58,854 --> 01:12:00,728 - That's a good reason. - That is a good reason. 1764 01:12:00,729 --> 01:12:02,395 - Everyone's a little buzzed. - Yeah. 1765 01:12:02,396 --> 01:12:05,270 - Feeling good, feeling loose. - They're good reasons. 1766 01:12:05,271 --> 01:12:06,770 - We haven't eaten too much. - Right. 1767 01:12:06,771 --> 01:12:08,228 We have relatively empty stomachs. 1768 01:12:08,229 --> 01:12:09,978 Yeah, and Maggie's not home. 1769 01:12:09,979 --> 01:12:12,103 I'm sorry. I just mean it's, like, a good time 1770 01:12:12,104 --> 01:12:14,436 because it's a free time. It's a good time for us. 1771 01:12:14,437 --> 01:12:16,145 I'd say there's, uh... 1772 01:12:16,146 --> 01:12:19,145 - no time like ahora. - Yeah. 1773 01:12:19,146 --> 01:12:20,728 - Ahora. - Ahora. 1774 01:12:20,729 --> 01:12:23,103 - I'm good with ahora. - Yeah! 1775 01:12:23,104 --> 01:12:24,936 - Ahora. - Definitely ahora. 1776 01:12:24,937 --> 01:12:26,062 Yeah. 1777 01:12:28,937 --> 01:12:32,437 I don't think this is the night for all of us together. 1778 01:12:33,187 --> 01:12:35,978 - Right. - Fuck! 1779 01:12:35,979 --> 01:12:39,771 But we could try to connect separately. 1780 01:12:40,646 --> 01:12:42,061 Oh? 1781 01:12:42,062 --> 01:12:44,311 - Yeah. - All right. 1782 01:12:44,312 --> 01:12:45,936 - Yeah. - OK. 1783 01:12:45,937 --> 01:12:47,561 - Joe. - Yes? 1784 01:12:47,562 --> 01:12:49,478 How would you feel about spending a little bit of time 1785 01:12:49,479 --> 01:12:50,812 alone with me? 1786 01:12:52,812 --> 01:12:55,061 - How would you feel about that? - Mm, I'm... 1787 01:12:55,062 --> 01:12:56,436 You'd feel good about it? 1788 01:12:56,437 --> 01:12:58,270 - You'd feel OK about it? - Mm-hmm. 1789 01:12:58,271 --> 01:13:01,478 Then I would also feel good about that as a plan of action 1790 01:13:01,479 --> 01:13:03,687 I would be willing to proceed with. 1791 01:13:04,312 --> 01:13:06,311 Angela? 1792 01:13:06,312 --> 01:13:08,686 - Uh... - Knock yourself out! 1793 01:13:08,687 --> 01:13:12,520 Yeah. I do... Yes! That. Yes. 1794 01:13:12,521 --> 01:13:14,936 - Look at us. - OK. 1795 01:13:14,937 --> 01:13:16,353 - Whew! - Hey... come on. 1796 01:13:16,354 --> 01:13:18,646 - OK. - OK. Yeah. 1797 01:13:20,604 --> 01:13:22,061 We're gonna separate but still be together, 1798 01:13:22,062 --> 01:13:24,770 so... feeling positive? 1799 01:13:24,771 --> 01:13:26,186 Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. 1800 01:13:26,187 --> 01:13:28,104 Joe, any reservations? 1801 01:13:28,896 --> 01:13:30,853 I would maybe prefer 1802 01:13:30,854 --> 01:13:33,561 not to have pegging performed on my body. 1803 01:13:33,562 --> 01:13:35,395 - Oh, I... I respect that. - Thanks. 1804 01:13:35,396 --> 01:13:37,228 Positive otherwise, though. OK? 1805 01:13:37,229 --> 01:13:38,895 Yes. Yeah. 1806 01:13:38,896 --> 01:13:41,478 So, your bedroom? 1807 01:13:41,479 --> 01:13:42,561 - No! - Not our bedroom. 1808 01:13:42,562 --> 01:13:44,311 - No, no, no. - Maggie? 1809 01:13:44,312 --> 01:13:47,311 - No! Gross. Uh... - Maybe... 1810 01:13:47,312 --> 01:13:48,645 - ...your office. - ...my office. 1811 01:13:48,646 --> 01:13:49,811 - We could... - I like your office. 1812 01:13:49,812 --> 01:13:51,395 - Oh! - It's nice. 1813 01:13:51,396 --> 01:13:53,478 You guys could take the, um... arts and craft room. 1814 01:13:53,479 --> 01:13:55,520 No, I think it's too small. I feel like the kitchen is... 1815 01:13:55,521 --> 01:13:57,186 - Maybe the kitchen. - Is that OK? 1816 01:13:57,187 --> 01:13:58,645 - We'll make that work. - It's just renovated. 1817 01:13:58,646 --> 01:13:59,895 We'll make it work. 1818 01:13:59,896 --> 01:14:02,395 - Great. - Cool. 1819 01:14:02,396 --> 01:14:05,770 Good luck. Enjoy, everybody. 1820 01:14:05,771 --> 01:14:07,770 - Thank you, yes. - See you soon. 1821 01:14:07,771 --> 01:14:10,478 - Feel very good about all this. - Great, very positive. 1822 01:14:10,479 --> 01:14:13,478 - Cool. - Angela... 1823 01:14:13,479 --> 01:14:15,187 Oh, hello! 1824 01:14:19,354 --> 01:14:20,937 Namaste. 1825 01:14:22,146 --> 01:14:25,354 OK. Hi. 1826 01:14:26,104 --> 01:14:28,062 Uh, Joe. 1827 01:14:29,687 --> 01:14:31,353 Oh. 1828 01:14:31,354 --> 01:14:33,729 - Cheers. - Thank you. Great. 1829 01:14:34,396 --> 01:14:35,604 OK... 1830 01:14:48,604 --> 01:14:50,228 I meant to do the dishes 1831 01:14:50,229 --> 01:14:52,270 before you guys arrived tonight. 1832 01:14:52,271 --> 01:14:55,728 Just give me a second - I'm gonna wipe the countertops. 1833 01:14:55,729 --> 01:14:58,103 I meant to do it before you guys... 1834 01:14:58,104 --> 01:15:02,436 I mean... 1835 01:15:02,437 --> 01:15:04,270 - I'll just do the dishwasher. - Oh, no. 1836 01:15:04,271 --> 01:15:05,936 Really quick! I can do it... I'll be so fast! 1837 01:15:05,937 --> 01:15:08,311 - You don't have to do that now. - No? 1838 01:15:08,312 --> 01:15:10,729 Wait. I... One second! 1839 01:15:14,021 --> 01:15:15,771 - Um... - Better, right? No? 1840 01:15:43,896 --> 01:15:45,646 This is a stupid blouse. 1841 01:15:54,812 --> 01:15:56,104 Oops. 1842 01:16:00,771 --> 01:16:02,646 - Do you want help with that? - Nope. No, no. 1843 01:16:03,562 --> 01:16:05,854 Just... one second! 1844 01:16:06,812 --> 01:16:08,271 Fuck me! 1845 01:16:23,021 --> 01:16:25,895 ♪ You think I'd leave your side, baby... ♪ 1846 01:16:25,896 --> 01:16:27,729 Oh! Uh... 1847 01:16:29,354 --> 01:16:32,271 ♪ You know me better than that 1848 01:16:33,646 --> 01:16:35,561 It is a good song. 1849 01:16:35,562 --> 01:16:40,229 ♪ You think I'd leave you down when you're down on your knees 1850 01:16:43,271 --> 01:16:45,353 ♪ I wouldn't do that... ♪ 1851 01:16:45,354 --> 01:16:47,895 Hey! 1852 01:16:47,896 --> 01:16:49,687 Oh! Sorry! Sorry! 1853 01:16:51,229 --> 01:16:56,479 ♪ If only you could see into me 1854 01:17:02,854 --> 01:17:08,728 ♪ Oh, when you're cold 1855 01:17:08,729 --> 01:17:11,936 ♪ I'll be there 1856 01:17:11,937 --> 01:17:15,770 ♪ Hold you tight to me... ♪ 1857 01:17:15,771 --> 01:17:17,561 Do you actually look in the mirror 1858 01:17:17,562 --> 01:17:19,228 and not know how sexy you are? 1859 01:17:19,229 --> 01:17:22,061 Oh, blah! No! 1860 01:17:22,062 --> 01:17:23,770 - Angela! - No. No. 1861 01:17:23,771 --> 01:17:26,353 You can't be that out of touch with yourself, are you? 1862 01:17:26,354 --> 01:17:29,270 Oh, God. No. I know. I'm a stupid fucking cunt. 1863 01:17:29,271 --> 01:17:31,270 - I really... I... - Whoa, Angela. 1864 01:17:31,271 --> 01:17:32,978 No, that's just my inner monologue. 1865 01:17:32,979 --> 01:17:34,728 That's just the way I speak to myself. 1866 01:17:34,729 --> 01:17:37,311 It's just the voice in my head. It's not... No... it's good. 1867 01:17:37,312 --> 01:17:38,604 - Are you sure? - I'm good. 1868 01:17:39,521 --> 01:17:41,186 Holy shit! 1869 01:17:41,187 --> 01:17:43,853 ♪ You think I'd leave your side, baby... ♪ 1870 01:17:43,854 --> 01:17:46,228 Thank you so much for this. 1871 01:17:46,229 --> 01:17:48,353 This is... This is... This is already amazing. 1872 01:17:48,354 --> 01:17:50,186 ♪ You know me better than that... ♪ 1873 01:17:50,187 --> 01:17:52,354 Thank you for this. 1874 01:17:53,562 --> 01:17:55,186 ♪ Think I'd leave you down 1875 01:17:55,187 --> 01:17:57,978 ♪ When you're down on your knees... ♪ 1876 01:17:57,979 --> 01:18:01,353 Jesus Christ, you're hot. 1877 01:18:01,354 --> 01:18:05,853 - ♪ I wouldn't do that... ♪ - Holy shit! 1878 01:18:05,854 --> 01:18:07,937 - How do you wanna do it? - Oh! 1879 01:18:08,521 --> 01:18:10,645 How do I... 1880 01:18:10,646 --> 01:18:12,978 Um... 1881 01:18:12,979 --> 01:18:16,853 I want the, um... thing with... 1882 01:18:16,854 --> 01:18:20,270 Mm... Yeah, that menu would come in handy. 1883 01:18:20,271 --> 01:18:24,478 I think the, um... thing, the one with... 1884 01:18:24,479 --> 01:18:26,853 What you, you say... 1885 01:18:26,854 --> 01:18:28,936 You say. 1886 01:18:28,937 --> 01:18:31,562 You take this one. 1887 01:18:35,729 --> 01:18:37,645 You want me to do the thing 1888 01:18:37,646 --> 01:18:39,978 that makes Piña scream like that? 1889 01:18:39,979 --> 01:18:43,354 Yes. Yeah. Yes. 1890 01:18:45,021 --> 01:18:48,812 ♪ I'll tell you you're right when you want 1891 01:18:50,104 --> 01:18:53,270 ♪ Ha-a, ha-a 1892 01:18:53,271 --> 01:18:54,979 ♪ Ha-a-a, oh-o... ♪ 1893 01:18:57,896 --> 01:19:00,812 ♪ And if only you could see into me... ♪ 1894 01:19:09,771 --> 01:19:12,061 ♪ Oh 1895 01:19:12,062 --> 01:19:15,353 ♪ When you're cold 1896 01:19:15,354 --> 01:19:18,645 ♪ I'll be there 1897 01:19:18,646 --> 01:19:22,770 ♪ Hold you tight to me, to me, yeah 1898 01:19:22,771 --> 01:19:25,145 ♪ Oh 1899 01:19:25,146 --> 01:19:28,520 - ♪ When you're low - OK, take off your clothes. 1900 01:19:28,521 --> 01:19:31,811 - ♪ I'll be there - Slow, slow, slow! 1901 01:19:31,812 --> 01:19:36,020 ♪ By your side, baby 1902 01:19:36,021 --> 01:19:38,353 ♪ Oh 1903 01:19:38,354 --> 01:19:42,271 ♪ When you're cold... ♪ 1904 01:19:45,354 --> 01:19:46,896 OK... 1905 01:19:48,479 --> 01:19:51,895 ♪ I'll be there 1906 01:19:51,896 --> 01:19:54,061 ♪ By your side... ♪ 1907 01:19:54,062 --> 01:19:56,311 Whoa, whoa, whoa... 1908 01:19:56,312 --> 01:19:58,270 Argh! 1909 01:19:58,271 --> 01:20:00,353 Oh, that's Joe's back. 1910 01:20:00,354 --> 01:20:02,061 That's Joe's back. He's... He's fine. 1911 01:20:02,062 --> 01:20:04,228 No, no, he's fine. He's fine. 1912 01:20:04,229 --> 01:20:06,936 He's fine. He's fine. He's fine. He's OK. 1913 01:20:06,937 --> 01:20:08,770 I think... I really think he's OK. I think he's... 1914 01:20:08,771 --> 01:20:09,937 Yeah, he sounds fine. 1915 01:20:12,562 --> 01:20:14,062 Help! Ayúdame! 1916 01:20:16,854 --> 01:20:18,895 He fell. He hurt his back. 1917 01:20:18,896 --> 01:20:21,895 - What happened? - He's hurt his back. 1918 01:20:21,896 --> 01:20:24,353 - His back? - Yes, my back. 1919 01:20:24,354 --> 01:20:26,603 Don't touch me. Go away. Get away from me. 1920 01:20:26,604 --> 01:20:29,811 - Stop moving, Joe. Joe! - Let me be! Let me be! 1921 01:20:29,812 --> 01:20:33,103 I just need my pillows. I have these pillows. 1922 01:20:33,104 --> 01:20:36,270 - Joe, you gotta stop moving. - I gotta have my pillows. Fuck! 1923 01:20:36,271 --> 01:20:38,936 Listen to me. Listen to me. Slow your breathing down. OK? 1924 01:20:38,937 --> 01:20:41,061 - Slow your breathing down. - Don't touch me. Just go away. 1925 01:20:41,062 --> 01:20:43,061 Go away. Don't do anything to me. 1926 01:20:43,062 --> 01:20:45,603 Don't rolf me. Don't you dare rolf me! 1927 01:20:45,604 --> 01:20:47,978 Don't do this! Don't do it, man. 1928 01:20:47,979 --> 01:20:49,395 Please don't do this. 1929 01:20:49,396 --> 01:20:50,811 Whatever you're gonna do, don't do it. 1930 01:20:50,812 --> 01:20:52,353 Take a deep breath and try not to flinch. 1931 01:20:52,354 --> 01:20:54,020 - Oh, God, don't do this. - Try not to flinch. 1932 01:20:54,021 --> 01:20:56,103 - Please don't do it. Oh, God! - One, two, three! 1933 01:20:56,104 --> 01:21:00,645 Argh! Fuck you! Argh! 1934 01:21:00,646 --> 01:21:02,520 - Go away. - You're done! 1935 01:21:02,521 --> 01:21:04,895 - It didn't help. - OK, it takes a second. 1936 01:21:04,896 --> 01:21:06,936 - It didn't help at all. - It takes a second. 1937 01:21:06,937 --> 01:21:08,478 - Fuck off! - I think I did it right. 1938 01:21:08,479 --> 01:21:10,311 - Get me some ice. - I think I did it right. 1939 01:21:10,312 --> 01:21:13,603 - Get me some ice. - This is so embarrassing. 1940 01:21:13,604 --> 01:21:15,895 We are... We are so fucking embarrassing. 1941 01:21:15,896 --> 01:21:18,061 I can't believe it. Of course it's your fucking back. 1942 01:21:18,062 --> 01:21:21,228 Our entire life is about your fucking back. 1943 01:21:21,229 --> 01:21:23,228 - Constant fucking complaining! - What are you talking about? 1944 01:21:23,229 --> 01:21:25,395 Sorry my back is an inconvenience 1945 01:21:25,396 --> 01:21:27,395 to you having a fucking orgy. 1946 01:21:27,396 --> 01:21:28,895 It actually is, if you want to know, 1947 01:21:28,896 --> 01:21:30,561 and I'm not allowed to complain about it. 1948 01:21:30,562 --> 01:21:32,436 I'm not allowed to say a fucking thing about it ever. 1949 01:21:32,437 --> 01:21:35,520 Well, you're talking about it right now. So, congratulations. 1950 01:21:35,521 --> 01:21:36,603 - Oh, no! - Is it bad? 1951 01:21:36,604 --> 01:21:39,103 Yes, it's bad! Look at me! 1952 01:21:39,104 --> 01:21:42,186 Do you know your back pain is not about your back? 1953 01:21:42,187 --> 01:21:44,561 I think it actually is very much about my back! 1954 01:21:44,562 --> 01:21:46,103 That's not gonna work. 1955 01:21:46,104 --> 01:21:48,270 No massage, no pillow - none of those things work. 1956 01:21:48,271 --> 01:21:50,353 L4, L5, fucking classic. 1957 01:21:50,354 --> 01:21:53,353 Your back pain is about everything that you don't say. 1958 01:21:53,354 --> 01:21:56,936 You know? It's your rage, it's your anger speaking. 1959 01:21:56,937 --> 01:21:59,103 Hey, what are you talking about? Why are you doing this? 1960 01:21:59,104 --> 01:22:02,603 We were dancing to Sade thirty seconds ago. 1961 01:22:02,604 --> 01:22:04,436 It didn't hurt you in there when we were dancing, right? 1962 01:22:04,437 --> 01:22:06,603 We were having a nice time. I was loose. 1963 01:22:06,604 --> 01:22:08,936 What the fuck are you smiling at, Hawk? 1964 01:22:08,937 --> 01:22:10,770 I, I, I... I feel you, man. 1965 01:22:10,771 --> 01:22:12,853 "You feel me"? Don't try to connect to me, Hawk. 1966 01:22:12,854 --> 01:22:15,436 Do not try to connect with me. I don't want it. 1967 01:22:15,437 --> 01:22:17,478 - I've been where you are, Joe. - What the fuck? 1968 01:22:17,479 --> 01:22:19,478 So, you've been on your floor in your underpants, 1969 01:22:19,479 --> 01:22:21,228 ice on your back? 1970 01:22:21,229 --> 01:22:24,936 Yeah, I've been on the floor angry and in pain and all of it. 1971 01:22:24,937 --> 01:22:26,561 - Trust me. - Oh, my God! 1972 01:22:26,562 --> 01:22:28,645 I don't fucking want you to try 1973 01:22:28,646 --> 01:22:30,978 to in any way emotionally relate to me, 1974 01:22:30,979 --> 01:22:32,395 you fucking pervert. 1975 01:22:32,396 --> 01:22:35,061 - We're nothing alike. - How do you know? 1976 01:22:35,062 --> 01:22:37,603 Also, your name isn't Hawk! 1977 01:22:37,604 --> 01:22:39,228 No one's name is Hawk. 1978 01:22:39,229 --> 01:22:41,353 You go on and on about radical honesty. 1979 01:22:41,354 --> 01:22:43,478 Your whole name's a fucking lie, man. 1980 01:22:43,479 --> 01:22:44,811 What is your name? 1981 01:22:44,812 --> 01:22:46,770 What's your actual name? Tell me your... 1982 01:22:46,771 --> 01:22:48,312 What is on your driver's license? 1983 01:22:49,312 --> 01:22:51,979 Howard Wilson Kelly. 1984 01:22:53,896 --> 01:22:55,687 Howard. 1985 01:22:56,521 --> 01:22:58,146 He's Howard. 1986 01:22:58,896 --> 01:23:01,811 Your name is Howard. 1987 01:23:01,812 --> 01:23:06,061 This whole time, it hasn't been Hawk. 1988 01:23:06,062 --> 01:23:08,603 It's been little Howie. 1989 01:23:08,604 --> 01:23:10,478 Oh, my God. 1990 01:23:10,479 --> 01:23:13,186 That changes everything. 1991 01:23:13,187 --> 01:23:16,186 I didn't know we had a Howard in our midst. 1992 01:23:16,187 --> 01:23:18,811 I would've been so much nicer to you. 1993 01:23:18,812 --> 01:23:20,936 Where did Hawk come from, Howie? 1994 01:23:20,937 --> 01:23:22,561 How'd you land on Hawk? 1995 01:23:22,562 --> 01:23:25,436 It's just... It's the name I gave myself. 1996 01:23:25,437 --> 01:23:27,770 A nickname you gave yourself. 1997 01:23:27,771 --> 01:23:29,811 Literally the lamest words 1998 01:23:29,812 --> 01:23:31,645 that could have come out of your mouth. 1999 01:23:31,646 --> 01:23:33,311 Oh, my God. 2000 01:23:33,312 --> 01:23:35,270 What, were you biking across the ply at Burning Man? 2001 01:23:35,271 --> 01:23:37,686 You saw a fucking bird fly by or something? 2002 01:23:37,687 --> 01:23:42,271 No, it's something I did after my wife died. 2003 01:23:46,146 --> 01:23:48,728 You asked. 2004 01:23:48,729 --> 01:23:51,396 Well, you should lead with that next time, I guess. 2005 01:23:52,021 --> 01:23:53,645 She got cancer. 2006 01:23:53,646 --> 01:23:55,811 You don't have to answer his question. 2007 01:23:55,812 --> 01:23:57,520 You don't have to say anything. 2008 01:23:57,521 --> 01:24:00,020 It's a fair question, you know. 2009 01:24:00,021 --> 01:24:02,103 How does Howard get to Hawk? 2010 01:24:02,104 --> 01:24:03,978 So... 2011 01:24:03,979 --> 01:24:06,061 For Joe... 2012 01:24:06,062 --> 01:24:07,562 Um... 2013 01:24:08,312 --> 01:24:10,478 After she died, I... 2014 01:24:10,479 --> 01:24:12,020 I was doing some things 2015 01:24:12,021 --> 01:24:14,186 that were pretty suicidally stupid at work, 2016 01:24:14,187 --> 01:24:17,478 and I was gonna get someone else killed along with me. 2017 01:24:17,479 --> 01:24:20,603 And do you know how people say 2018 01:24:20,604 --> 01:24:22,853 your life flashes before your eyes? 2019 01:24:22,854 --> 01:24:24,228 I... I... 2020 01:24:24,229 --> 01:24:26,186 That happened to me, but not my life - 2021 01:24:26,187 --> 01:24:28,978 it was our life together. 2022 01:24:28,979 --> 01:24:34,311 It went by me in this high-speed film. 2023 01:24:34,312 --> 01:24:39,478 And I kept seeing this woman, 2024 01:24:39,479 --> 01:24:43,686 this, like, very gentle, very shy, sweet girl 2025 01:24:43,687 --> 01:24:45,270 who, like... 2026 01:24:45,271 --> 01:24:47,771 She thought I hung the moon. 2027 01:24:49,354 --> 01:24:52,978 And in the film, she... 2028 01:24:52,979 --> 01:24:55,646 Over and over again, she tried to... 2029 01:24:57,312 --> 01:24:59,853 ...open up about her fantasy life to me, 2030 01:24:59,854 --> 01:25:02,645 to, you know, share 2031 01:25:02,646 --> 01:25:07,811 this kind of sensual, adventurous side of herself, 2032 01:25:07,812 --> 01:25:11,478 so that I would enter into it with her, and... 2033 01:25:11,479 --> 01:25:16,186 ...I didn't just, you know, resist it. 2034 01:25:16,187 --> 01:25:20,061 I got really tight and judgmental and insecure. 2035 01:25:20,062 --> 01:25:22,561 And I... 2036 01:25:22,562 --> 01:25:26,853 And I made her feel so bad about it 2037 01:25:26,854 --> 01:25:29,271 that somewhere in that movie, she just stops... 2038 01:25:30,396 --> 01:25:32,687 ...trying to connect with me at all. 2039 01:25:34,604 --> 01:25:37,896 I suppressed her, you know? I... 2040 01:25:39,604 --> 01:25:46,521 I shut down her attempt to, like, live more boldly. 2041 01:25:48,562 --> 01:25:54,853 Somehow, the universe puts me on this one's couch, and... 2042 01:25:54,854 --> 01:25:58,145 ...she told me, you know, you got two choices. 2043 01:25:58,146 --> 01:26:00,145 Go set yourself on fire for real, 2044 01:26:00,146 --> 01:26:07,021 or change who you are and make yourself available. 2045 01:26:08,187 --> 01:26:10,061 So, uh... 2046 01:26:10,062 --> 01:26:13,311 I decided I really better change my name 2047 01:26:13,312 --> 01:26:14,895 if I was gonna change my life. 2048 01:26:14,896 --> 01:26:16,729 And so I did. 2049 01:26:19,646 --> 01:26:22,811 Well... I'm sorry your wife passed away, 2050 01:26:22,812 --> 01:26:25,895 and I'm glad you found a woman who would peg you 2051 01:26:25,896 --> 01:26:29,020 after you didn't let your wife peg you. 2052 01:26:29,021 --> 01:26:30,395 Oh, my God! 2053 01:26:30,396 --> 01:26:32,103 What do you want from me? I'm sorry. 2054 01:26:32,104 --> 01:26:33,728 That's the moral of that story as far as I'm concerned. 2055 01:26:33,729 --> 01:26:35,061 Oh, my God! 2056 01:26:35,062 --> 01:26:37,686 My boyfriend shares 2057 01:26:37,687 --> 01:26:41,645 that very difficult and painful story with you, 2058 01:26:41,646 --> 01:26:43,395 and you're making fun of him? 2059 01:26:43,396 --> 01:26:46,395 I'm living a difficult and painful story right now, 2060 01:26:46,396 --> 01:26:47,770 in real life! 2061 01:26:47,771 --> 01:26:49,603 I really didn't expect this from you. 2062 01:26:49,604 --> 01:26:51,311 This is fucking disappointing. 2063 01:26:51,312 --> 01:26:53,561 - OK. I'm sorry. - No, no, no, no, no. Really! 2064 01:26:53,562 --> 01:26:56,978 Shut up! Stop! Stop being unrespectful to my boyfriend. 2065 01:26:56,979 --> 01:26:58,978 Disrespectful. Don't be disrespectful. 2066 01:26:58,979 --> 01:27:00,437 She's saying... 2067 01:27:01,187 --> 01:27:03,311 She's saying what? 2068 01:27:03,312 --> 01:27:04,770 No, no. I... I was just clarifying. 2069 01:27:04,771 --> 01:27:06,228 I think they caught what I was saying. 2070 01:27:06,229 --> 01:27:07,770 Oh, are you going to interrupt? 2071 01:27:07,771 --> 01:27:10,020 - Sorry. - Correct my English right now? 2072 01:27:10,021 --> 01:27:11,853 No, mi amor, I was trying to clarify for him... 2073 01:27:11,854 --> 01:27:14,270 No! You're always interrupting me, 2074 01:27:14,271 --> 01:27:15,521 always correcting me! 2075 01:27:16,854 --> 01:27:18,520 Do you know how bad your Spanish is? 2076 01:27:18,521 --> 01:27:19,895 And I never tell you, right? 2077 01:27:19,896 --> 01:27:21,478 What do I do? I help you. 2078 01:27:21,479 --> 01:27:23,936 I've been telling you all night, this is not gonna work. 2079 01:27:23,937 --> 01:27:25,395 It's not the night. They're not ready. 2080 01:27:25,396 --> 01:27:26,853 Look at this fucking mess. 2081 01:27:26,854 --> 01:27:28,395 And you keep pushing. 2082 01:27:28,396 --> 01:27:30,353 You keep pushing because you're always pushing. 2083 01:27:30,354 --> 01:27:32,811 And you know why? Because you don't listen. 2084 01:27:32,812 --> 01:27:35,270 - Just fucking listen. - OK. OK. 2085 01:27:35,271 --> 01:27:36,478 Piña... 2086 01:27:36,479 --> 01:27:37,770 Piña! 2087 01:27:37,771 --> 01:27:39,603 No, I don't wanna talk to you. Just... 2088 01:27:39,604 --> 01:27:41,561 - Piña! - Shut the fuck up for once. 2089 01:27:41,562 --> 01:27:42,978 - I... - Shut the fuck up! 2090 01:27:42,979 --> 01:27:45,061 Really! Really! For once, just shut the fuck up. 2091 01:27:45,062 --> 01:27:47,145 - I'm sorry. I'm sorry. - Shut the fuck up. 2092 01:27:47,146 --> 01:27:48,686 - Shut the fuck up. - I shouldn't have said that. 2093 01:27:48,687 --> 01:27:50,645 - Just shut the fuck up. - It was terrible timing. 2094 01:27:50,646 --> 01:27:53,936 And... you are right. 2095 01:27:53,937 --> 01:27:56,603 This is the last time that will ever happen. 2096 01:27:56,604 --> 01:27:58,561 I totally understand what you're saying. 2097 01:27:58,562 --> 01:28:00,061 You said that before. 2098 01:28:00,062 --> 01:28:01,353 No, I never have. I will never do it again. 2099 01:28:01,354 --> 01:28:03,354 Fucking embarrassing. 2100 01:28:04,562 --> 01:28:07,561 And I'm sorry for yelling at you. 2101 01:28:07,562 --> 01:28:10,061 And I'm... I'm sorry if this was too much. I'm sorry. 2102 01:28:10,062 --> 01:28:11,436 No, no. It... It... 2103 01:28:11,437 --> 01:28:13,311 - Don't be sorry. - I'm sorry, Joe. 2104 01:28:13,312 --> 01:28:15,478 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It was a joke. 2105 01:28:15,479 --> 01:28:17,520 Don't apologize. Don't anybody apologize. 2106 01:28:17,521 --> 01:28:18,770 We're so sorry. 2107 01:28:18,771 --> 01:28:20,561 I'm sorry I... yelled at you. 2108 01:28:20,562 --> 01:28:23,061 - I'm sorry I yelled at you. - You don't have to be sorry. 2109 01:28:23,062 --> 01:28:24,978 - It was horrible what you said. - You don't have to be sorry. 2110 01:28:24,979 --> 01:28:26,978 Guys... We are sorry. 2111 01:28:26,979 --> 01:28:29,311 - "We"? - OK? We're a fucking disaster. 2112 01:28:29,312 --> 01:28:31,686 We couldn't even pull off an orgy. 2113 01:28:31,687 --> 01:28:35,478 OK? We are dead inside. So, I apologize for that. 2114 01:28:35,479 --> 01:28:38,436 Oh, no, don't worry about that. You are definitely not dead. 2115 01:28:38,437 --> 01:28:40,561 You wanted to fuck the two of us. 2116 01:28:40,562 --> 01:28:42,811 It just wasn't the right night. 2117 01:28:42,812 --> 01:28:44,395 But what I don't understand is 2118 01:28:44,396 --> 01:28:46,770 how you can even have sex with each other, 2119 01:28:46,771 --> 01:28:49,521 'cause you are so mean to each other. 2120 01:28:55,354 --> 01:28:59,062 Because you... you do have sex with each other, right? 2121 01:29:03,937 --> 01:29:06,271 When was the last time you two had sex? 2122 01:29:08,312 --> 01:29:09,812 A year ago. 2123 01:29:12,229 --> 01:29:14,187 Oh, sorry. I thought you said a year. 2124 01:29:15,604 --> 01:29:17,936 You did say a year? A year? 2125 01:29:17,937 --> 01:29:20,270 A year ago? 2126 01:29:20,271 --> 01:29:24,521 Oh, my God! No wonder why you are so awkward... 2127 01:29:25,396 --> 01:29:28,520 ...and horny and weird. 2128 01:29:28,521 --> 01:29:31,270 Do you know why you don't have sex? 2129 01:29:31,271 --> 01:29:33,103 - Because she won't fuck me. - Well, because of him. 2130 01:29:33,104 --> 01:29:34,228 It's your fault. 2131 01:29:34,229 --> 01:29:35,811 - What? - It's your fault. 2132 01:29:35,812 --> 01:29:37,395 - It's not my fault. - Of course it's your fault! 2133 01:29:37,396 --> 01:29:39,103 We don't have sex 'cause she won't have sex with me. 2134 01:29:39,104 --> 01:29:40,895 - That's why! - "Won't have sex with you"? 2135 01:29:40,896 --> 01:29:42,311 You don't try! 2136 01:29:42,312 --> 01:29:43,895 I stopped trying because how many times can I try 2137 01:29:43,896 --> 01:29:45,145 before I'm just torturing myself? 2138 01:29:45,146 --> 01:29:46,686 - Oh, uh... - It's humiliating. 2139 01:29:46,687 --> 01:29:48,311 I'm being humiliated. 2140 01:29:48,312 --> 01:29:50,228 Am I not worth just a little bit more effort than that? 2141 01:29:50,229 --> 01:29:52,103 Could you maybe be trying a little bit harder? 2142 01:29:52,104 --> 01:29:54,270 How much effort do I need to put into having sex 2143 01:29:54,271 --> 01:29:57,478 with a woman who's supposed to want to have sex with me? 2144 01:29:57,479 --> 01:29:59,770 Why should that take so much effort? 2145 01:29:59,771 --> 01:30:02,270 You're supposed to be attracted to me. 2146 01:30:02,271 --> 01:30:04,270 You're my wife! What are talking about? 2147 01:30:04,271 --> 01:30:07,186 You know what? You don't want to do anything, OK? 2148 01:30:07,187 --> 01:30:09,145 So, that's where I'm starting. OK? 2149 01:30:09,146 --> 01:30:10,728 It's not very attractive 2150 01:30:10,729 --> 01:30:12,728 to be with someone who's just fucking miserable. 2151 01:30:12,729 --> 01:30:14,395 So, because you're miserable, then I'm miserable. 2152 01:30:14,396 --> 01:30:16,020 You're miserable, too. 2153 01:30:16,021 --> 01:30:17,270 So, congratulations. I guess we're both miserable. 2154 01:30:17,271 --> 01:30:18,561 We're even, OK? 2155 01:30:18,562 --> 01:30:20,228 You've nothing to be upset about. 2156 01:30:20,229 --> 01:30:23,229 Angela, would you fuck yourself? 2157 01:30:23,729 --> 01:30:25,228 What? 2158 01:30:25,229 --> 01:30:27,187 Would you have sex with yourself? 2159 01:30:30,229 --> 01:30:33,103 Hmm! Would you... fuck yourself? 2160 01:30:33,104 --> 01:30:35,478 All I do is fuck myself. 2161 01:30:35,479 --> 01:30:39,312 I'm the only person who fucks me currently. So, yes. 2162 01:30:42,396 --> 01:30:46,770 Do you even remember a time when you were not miserable? 2163 01:30:46,771 --> 01:30:48,646 What's the difference? 2164 01:30:49,646 --> 01:30:51,479 Yeah, I do. 2165 01:30:55,646 --> 01:30:58,895 How did you two meet? 2166 01:30:58,896 --> 01:31:01,020 Who cares? 2167 01:31:01,021 --> 01:31:03,603 Who cares at this point? 2168 01:31:03,604 --> 01:31:06,061 - I'll tell you. - Great. 2169 01:31:06,062 --> 01:31:07,646 Um... 2170 01:31:10,312 --> 01:31:15,561 I was on a very bad date... 2171 01:31:15,562 --> 01:31:20,770 ...at this dive bar where Joe was playing with his band, 2172 01:31:20,771 --> 01:31:26,186 and he was flirting with me the entire show from the stage, 2173 01:31:26,187 --> 01:31:27,229 making me laugh. 2174 01:31:28,729 --> 01:31:31,103 And so I made my date drop me off, 2175 01:31:31,104 --> 01:31:32,811 and I sprinted back to the bar, 2176 01:31:32,812 --> 01:31:34,478 so I could see if I could catch Joe, 2177 01:31:34,479 --> 01:31:36,145 and I... I did. 2178 01:31:36,146 --> 01:31:38,228 But I don't think you ever realized 2179 01:31:38,229 --> 01:31:42,353 that I ran eleven blocks that night. 2180 01:31:42,354 --> 01:31:44,104 Did you know that? 2181 01:31:45,521 --> 01:31:47,561 - I didn't know that. - Yeah. 2182 01:31:47,562 --> 01:31:51,353 I thought you were just a bizarrely sweaty person. 2183 01:31:51,354 --> 01:31:55,354 Maybe you had eaten some bad shrimp or something. 2184 01:32:00,812 --> 01:32:03,561 And we had sex all the time. We had... 2185 01:32:03,562 --> 01:32:06,437 We actually had great sex. It was great. It was really fun. 2186 01:32:07,021 --> 01:32:09,229 We were best friends. 2187 01:32:11,312 --> 01:32:13,354 That is true. 2188 01:32:15,104 --> 01:32:18,021 And then you just decided to be miserable. 2189 01:32:20,604 --> 01:32:22,562 Are you kidding me right now? 2190 01:32:23,437 --> 01:32:25,728 Are you fucking for real? 2191 01:32:25,729 --> 01:32:28,312 I "decided to become miserable"? 2192 01:32:30,354 --> 01:32:34,978 Do you actually not understand how I feel... at all? 2193 01:32:34,979 --> 01:32:36,729 You don't get it? 2194 01:32:38,521 --> 01:32:40,103 I'm a failure, Angela. 2195 01:32:40,104 --> 01:32:44,770 I live in my parents' apartment... 2196 01:32:44,771 --> 01:32:48,728 ...which is humiliating. I teach at a bad school. 2197 01:32:48,729 --> 01:32:50,561 Teach a bunch of kids to play the oboe 2198 01:32:50,562 --> 01:32:52,686 who don't give a fuck about it at all. 2199 01:32:52,687 --> 01:32:55,978 And nothing is gonna change anytime soon. 2200 01:32:55,979 --> 01:32:58,895 So, this is my life. So, I'm miserable. Yes. 2201 01:32:58,896 --> 01:33:00,436 Why can't you just let me be miserable? 2202 01:33:00,437 --> 01:33:03,978 Why can't you just accept that I am not happy 2203 01:33:03,979 --> 01:33:05,979 and just let me be not happy? 2204 01:33:07,521 --> 01:33:11,728 I'm sorry that your band didn't work out, Joe. 2205 01:33:11,729 --> 01:33:13,145 I'm really sorry. 2206 01:33:13,146 --> 01:33:15,728 You still teach music every single day. 2207 01:33:15,729 --> 01:33:17,770 You get to live in a beautiful home. 2208 01:33:17,771 --> 01:33:21,061 You have a kid who fucking worships you. 2209 01:33:21,062 --> 01:33:24,770 You have a life that I think many people would kill for, 2210 01:33:24,771 --> 01:33:26,853 but you've just decided to make the choice 2211 01:33:26,854 --> 01:33:29,645 to not get over your bullshit and to just be miserable. 2212 01:33:29,646 --> 01:33:33,020 You won't even fucking touch the piano that you used to love, 2213 01:33:33,021 --> 01:33:34,770 and we all have to tiptoe around you. 2214 01:33:34,771 --> 01:33:36,936 You're just like a sad, wounded puppy. 2215 01:33:36,937 --> 01:33:39,936 - You guys want some Rooibos? - Oh, fuck off, Hawk! 2216 01:33:39,937 --> 01:33:42,645 - Fuck off! - Sorry. Sorry. 2217 01:33:42,646 --> 01:33:45,020 I am the one who gave everything up. 2218 01:33:45,021 --> 01:33:46,645 You did that. There's one reason 2219 01:33:46,646 --> 01:33:48,520 that you're not doing what you are not doing, 2220 01:33:48,521 --> 01:33:51,353 and that is because you are not doing it. You quit. 2221 01:33:51,354 --> 01:33:52,811 You gave up. 2222 01:33:52,812 --> 01:33:54,770 Can I ask you a question? For real? 2223 01:33:54,771 --> 01:33:56,353 What do you do all day? 2224 01:33:56,354 --> 01:33:58,478 Maggie goes to school. I go to work. 2225 01:33:58,479 --> 01:34:02,353 You go fucking insane in this apartment. 2226 01:34:02,354 --> 01:34:03,978 I don't know what the fuck you're doing. 2227 01:34:03,979 --> 01:34:07,103 You're buying fucking lamps and pillows and shit. 2228 01:34:07,104 --> 01:34:09,020 And then you try 2229 01:34:09,021 --> 01:34:12,186 to just fucking control every aspect of my life 2230 01:34:12,187 --> 01:34:14,895 when I get home at the end of every fucking day. It's... 2231 01:34:14,896 --> 01:34:16,561 What are you doing here? 2232 01:34:16,562 --> 01:34:18,478 - Fuck you, Joe! - What are you fucking doing? 2233 01:34:18,479 --> 01:34:20,520 - Fuck me? Yeah. Fuck me. - Yeah. 2234 01:34:20,521 --> 01:34:22,770 Fuck you! And I am not trying to control you. 2235 01:34:22,771 --> 01:34:25,311 - I am not controlling. No! - You don't let me do anything. 2236 01:34:25,312 --> 01:34:26,936 You don't let me get a fucking cat. 2237 01:34:26,937 --> 01:34:28,561 - I don't like cats. - There you go. 2238 01:34:28,562 --> 01:34:30,645 - They're fucking mean! - Congratulations. 2239 01:34:30,646 --> 01:34:32,436 I wanted one fucking thing. 2240 01:34:32,437 --> 01:34:34,728 Do you see how you talk to each other? 2241 01:34:34,729 --> 01:34:39,062 Do you see how you keep blaming each other for your unhappiness? 2242 01:34:44,354 --> 01:34:46,395 You made these choices. 2243 01:34:46,396 --> 01:34:48,479 They're your choices. 2244 01:34:50,479 --> 01:34:52,396 So much resentment. 2245 01:34:53,146 --> 01:34:55,520 So much. 2246 01:34:55,521 --> 01:34:57,436 Why are you in this marriage? 2247 01:34:57,437 --> 01:34:58,811 We have a daughter. 2248 01:34:58,812 --> 01:35:00,561 - Maggie. - Great. 2249 01:35:00,562 --> 01:35:05,770 That's gonna be really, really great for her, um... 2250 01:35:05,771 --> 01:35:07,770 'Cause you think she doesn't notice, right? 2251 01:35:07,771 --> 01:35:09,896 She doesn't feel this. 2252 01:35:11,354 --> 01:35:13,603 You prefer that she grows up 2253 01:35:13,604 --> 01:35:18,728 marinating in this horrible anxiety every day. 2254 01:35:18,729 --> 01:35:21,603 What's better - to have happy parents who are separate 2255 01:35:21,604 --> 01:35:23,478 or to have very miserable parents 2256 01:35:23,479 --> 01:35:25,396 that stay together for their children? 2257 01:35:33,062 --> 01:35:36,603 I think we only get a few chances 2258 01:35:36,604 --> 01:35:39,271 for meaningful relationships in life. 2259 01:35:40,646 --> 01:35:43,854 Usually, we move to different people. 2260 01:35:45,146 --> 01:35:48,478 Sometimes, we can have a new relationship 2261 01:35:48,479 --> 01:35:50,479 with the same person. 2262 01:35:53,021 --> 01:35:54,812 It's up to you. 2263 01:35:56,896 --> 01:35:58,604 But I think this relationship... 2264 01:35:59,979 --> 01:36:01,479 ...is over. 2265 01:36:09,062 --> 01:36:10,729 Yeah. 2266 01:36:16,854 --> 01:36:18,687 Yeah. 2267 01:36:20,687 --> 01:36:22,895 But I'm not your therapist, so... 2268 01:36:22,896 --> 01:36:24,979 I think I'm talking too much. 2269 01:36:27,646 --> 01:36:29,396 Hawk? 2270 01:36:34,396 --> 01:36:37,603 Gosh, you guys. I... 2271 01:36:37,604 --> 01:36:40,521 We really just wanted to see the apartment, you know, and... 2272 01:36:41,396 --> 01:36:42,937 ...maybe fuck a little. 2273 01:36:45,271 --> 01:36:47,146 Sorry to let you down. 2274 01:36:48,146 --> 01:36:50,103 Maybe next time. 2275 01:36:50,104 --> 01:36:52,520 Can I have my casserole back, please? 2276 01:36:52,521 --> 01:36:54,186 Yeah. Here, I'm gonna... 2277 01:36:54,187 --> 01:36:56,312 Let me rinse it out for you. 2278 01:37:39,229 --> 01:37:41,104 Did they leave? 2279 01:37:49,729 --> 01:37:51,437 Weird. 2280 01:37:57,271 --> 01:37:59,853 I'm gonna clean up tomorrow. 2281 01:37:59,854 --> 01:38:01,479 OK. 2282 01:38:07,812 --> 01:38:11,561 We have that place in Tahoe in August. 2283 01:38:11,562 --> 01:38:13,562 Maggie loves it up there. I don't know what... 2284 01:38:14,562 --> 01:38:16,312 ...to do about that. 2285 01:38:18,271 --> 01:38:20,021 I guess we'll figure it out. 2286 01:38:21,021 --> 01:38:22,562 Yeah. 2287 01:38:24,896 --> 01:38:26,229 How's your back? 2288 01:38:27,146 --> 01:38:28,562 It's better, actually. 2289 01:38:30,479 --> 01:38:32,187 I'm glad. 2290 01:38:36,812 --> 01:38:38,604 I'm so tired. 2291 01:38:39,771 --> 01:38:41,229 Me too. 2292 01:38:45,896 --> 01:38:47,687 I'm gonna go to bed. 2293 01:38:49,937 --> 01:38:51,521 Um... 2294 01:39:06,187 --> 01:39:08,521 Should I sleep in my office, I guess? 2295 01:39:11,521 --> 01:39:13,229 OK. 2296 01:44:08,562 --> 01:44:12,061 ♪ I'll light the fire 2297 01:44:12,062 --> 01:44:16,395 ♪ You place the flowers in the vase 2298 01:44:16,396 --> 01:44:20,771 ♪ That you bought today 2299 01:44:22,354 --> 01:44:25,353 ♪ Staring at the fire 2300 01:44:25,354 --> 01:44:32,312 ♪ For hours and hours while I listen to you 2301 01:44:33,271 --> 01:44:40,271 ♪ Play your love songs all night long for me 2302 01:44:42,896 --> 01:44:49,311 ♪ Only for me 2303 01:44:49,312 --> 01:44:52,020 ♪ Come to me now 2304 01:44:52,021 --> 01:44:55,603 ♪ And rest your head for just five minutes 2305 01:44:55,604 --> 01:45:01,145 ♪ Everything is done... ♪ 2306 01:45:01,146 --> 01:45:02,561 Shit! 2307 01:45:02,562 --> 01:45:04,853 ♪ Such a cozy room 2308 01:45:04,854 --> 01:45:08,436 ♪ The windows are illuminated 2309 01:45:08,437 --> 01:45:14,728 ♪ By the evening sunshine through them 2310 01:45:14,729 --> 01:45:20,978 ♪ Fiery gems for you 2311 01:45:20,979 --> 01:45:27,186 ♪ Only for you 2312 01:45:27,187 --> 01:45:29,853 ♪ Our house 2313 01:45:29,854 --> 01:45:32,853 ♪ Is a very, very, very fine house 2314 01:45:32,854 --> 01:45:35,895 ♪ With two cats in the yard 2315 01:45:35,896 --> 01:45:38,936 ♪ Life used to be so hard 2316 01:45:38,937 --> 01:45:45,520 ♪ Now everything is easy 'cause of you 2317 01:45:45,521 --> 01:45:48,561 ♪ And our 2318 01:45:48,562 --> 01:45:55,311 ♪ La, la, la-la-la, la-la, la-la, la-la, la-la-la, la-la 2319 01:45:55,312 --> 01:45:57,728 ♪ La-la-la, la-la, la-la 2320 01:45:57,729 --> 01:46:02,145 ♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la 2321 01:46:02,146 --> 01:46:05,145 ♪ La-la-la, la-la, la-la, la-la 2322 01:46:05,146 --> 01:46:07,395 ♪ La, la-la-la-la-la-la-la 2323 01:46:07,396 --> 01:46:09,603 ♪ La-la-la, la, la, la, la 2324 01:46:09,604 --> 01:46:12,103 ♪ Our house 2325 01:46:12,104 --> 01:46:15,145 ♪ Is a very, very, very fine house 2326 01:46:15,146 --> 01:46:18,145 ♪ With two cats in the yard 2327 01:46:18,146 --> 01:46:21,228 ♪ Life used to be so hard 2328 01:46:21,229 --> 01:46:27,686 ♪ Now everything is easy 'cause of you 2329 01:46:27,687 --> 01:46:30,895 ♪ And our 2330 01:46:30,896 --> 01:46:33,686 ♪ I'll light the fire 2331 01:46:33,687 --> 01:46:38,270 ♪ And you place the flowers in the vase 2332 01:46:38,271 --> 01:46:43,354 ♪ That you bought today ♪ 162778