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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,002 --> 00:00:02,603 (♪♪♪) 2 00:00:26,067 --> 00:00:26,668 (♪♪♪) 3 00:00:41,082 --> 00:00:41,683 (♪♪♪) 4 00:01:07,192 --> 00:01:09,110 I just think you've been too hard on him, George. 5 00:01:09,194 --> 00:01:10,445 Look at him. 6 00:01:10,529 --> 00:01:12,280 Kid's lost his swagger. 7 00:01:12,363 --> 00:01:14,991 Uh, I'm not sure that one really had that much swagger 8 00:01:15,075 --> 00:01:15,951 to begin with. 9 00:01:16,034 --> 00:01:17,368 I had swagger. 10 00:01:21,289 --> 00:01:23,875 Look at me, junior year, re-elected class president 11 00:01:23,959 --> 00:01:25,669 for the third year straight. 12 00:01:27,879 --> 00:01:30,423 Come on, George, that's... that's impressive. 13 00:01:30,507 --> 00:01:33,093 Oh, yeah, right up there with crossing the Delaware. 14 00:01:35,053 --> 00:01:36,722 Look at that double-breasted jacket. 15 00:01:36,805 --> 00:01:38,056 I look great. 16 00:01:38,890 --> 00:01:40,016 "Don't forget your Jimmy hat!" 17 00:01:40,100 --> 00:01:41,476 My winning slogan. 18 00:01:41,560 --> 00:01:44,354 Quick! Somebody grab my quill and ink. 19 00:01:45,647 --> 00:01:49,275 I was victorious freshman, sophomore, and junior year. 20 00:01:49,359 --> 00:01:50,861 What happened senior? 21 00:01:50,944 --> 00:01:52,195 Manish Singh happened. 22 00:01:52,278 --> 00:01:54,447 Manish Singh was a herb. 23 00:01:54,531 --> 00:01:55,532 Couldn't run against me junior year, 24 00:01:55,574 --> 00:01:57,242 he would've gotten smoked. 25 00:01:57,325 --> 00:01:58,243 KAI: Smoked herb? 26 00:01:58,326 --> 00:01:59,160 Gots my vote. 27 00:01:59,244 --> 00:02:03,373 Hey, Jimmy, uh... Uh... 28 00:02:04,332 --> 00:02:05,584 Um, I'm clocking out. 29 00:02:05,667 --> 00:02:07,210 I just... 30 00:02:07,293 --> 00:02:08,837 We seem to be missing a couple of the Icons 31 00:02:08,920 --> 00:02:10,296 of American History dolls. 32 00:02:10,380 --> 00:02:12,298 You wouldn't happen to, uh... 33 00:02:14,300 --> 00:02:15,135 Yeah. 34 00:02:16,720 --> 00:02:19,556 Hey, um, are you still planning on going to that 35 00:02:19,640 --> 00:02:22,267 Manish Singh rally at the old high school tonight? 36 00:02:22,350 --> 00:02:23,602 Uh, probably. 37 00:02:23,685 --> 00:02:28,106 If you need a plus-one, I can... Oh, thank you. 38 00:02:28,189 --> 00:02:28,790 I don't... 39 00:02:28,857 --> 00:02:31,735 Uh, that is so nice, I... but I... I'm good. 40 00:02:31,818 --> 00:02:33,069 Yeah, I just... 41 00:02:33,153 --> 00:02:36,573 I remember how rough that place can be, alone. 42 00:02:36,657 --> 00:02:38,408 Yeah, no, not for me, actually. 43 00:02:38,491 --> 00:02:39,618 Richardson High School, I was... 44 00:02:39,701 --> 00:02:42,829 I was actually a pretty big deal around there. 45 00:02:47,626 --> 00:02:48,835 Yeah, okay. 46 00:02:48,919 --> 00:02:52,297 Uh, well, anyway, um, don't forget to bring back 47 00:02:52,380 --> 00:02:53,882 the dolls. 48 00:02:56,384 --> 00:02:56,985 (♪♪♪) 49 00:03:11,399 --> 00:03:12,000 (♪♪♪) 50 00:03:26,414 --> 00:03:27,015 (♪♪♪) 51 00:03:41,429 --> 00:03:42,030 (♪♪♪) 52 00:03:56,444 --> 00:03:57,045 (♪♪♪) 53 00:04:11,459 --> 00:04:12,060 (♪♪♪) 54 00:04:21,637 --> 00:04:24,347 Hey, I thought we had a customer. 55 00:04:28,393 --> 00:04:29,477 I got it, pop. 56 00:04:30,854 --> 00:04:32,939 Don't know what I'd do without you, son. 57 00:04:47,328 --> 00:04:49,372 (Grunts) Oh. 58 00:04:49,455 --> 00:04:50,749 What! 59 00:04:52,918 --> 00:04:54,836 My one clean shirt. 60 00:04:55,546 --> 00:04:56,505 Oh! 61 00:04:56,588 --> 00:04:57,188 (♪♪♪) 62 00:05:20,153 --> 00:05:21,404 COMPUTER VOICE: Welcome. 63 00:05:37,253 --> 00:05:39,798 Every morning, I wake up, look around, and think, 64 00:05:39,881 --> 00:05:41,550 "I must have made some pretty darn good decisions 65 00:05:41,633 --> 00:05:43,009 to end up here." 66 00:05:43,093 --> 00:05:44,928 And wouldn't it be nice if more people 67 00:05:45,011 --> 00:05:46,722 from the great state of Texas could wake up 68 00:05:46,805 --> 00:05:49,057 and feel that way, too? 69 00:05:49,140 --> 00:05:49,741 (Kisses) 70 00:05:54,938 --> 00:05:57,107 Good things don't just come about by luck. 71 00:05:57,190 --> 00:05:58,900 They come about by the choices we make, 72 00:05:58,984 --> 00:06:01,987 and we've got a big one coming up on November 4th. 73 00:06:02,070 --> 00:06:03,196 Choose wisely. 74 00:06:03,279 --> 00:06:05,657 I'm Manish Singh and I approve this message. 75 00:06:09,536 --> 00:06:10,136 (♪♪♪) 76 00:06:23,174 --> 00:06:26,094 (Indistinct chatter) 77 00:06:26,177 --> 00:06:26,778 (♪♪♪) 78 00:06:45,531 --> 00:06:46,990 Oh, gosh. 79 00:06:52,203 --> 00:06:52,829 Everything's all set, boss. 80 00:06:52,871 --> 00:06:53,789 Ah! 81 00:06:53,872 --> 00:06:56,708 A/V tested, seats are cleaned, and security's in position. 82 00:06:56,792 --> 00:06:57,751 Great. 83 00:06:57,834 --> 00:06:59,419 How long have you been standing there? 84 00:06:59,503 --> 00:07:01,129 Like a millisecond. 85 00:07:01,212 --> 00:07:02,213 Wonderful. 86 00:07:02,297 --> 00:07:04,007 I'm just really hoping we make the Governor proud. 87 00:07:04,090 --> 00:07:05,050 With you in charge, 88 00:07:05,133 --> 00:07:07,135 he doesn't have any other choice. 89 00:07:09,095 --> 00:07:10,388 Oh. 90 00:07:13,141 --> 00:07:14,518 (Slurps) 91 00:07:14,601 --> 00:07:16,520 Ah. 92 00:07:17,646 --> 00:07:18,647 Fresh. 93 00:07:18,730 --> 00:07:19,981 Very fresh. 94 00:07:21,692 --> 00:07:23,860 All right, see you in an hour. 95 00:07:23,944 --> 00:07:26,613 My middle-aged brother can't afford a car, 96 00:07:26,697 --> 00:07:28,073 so I'll be picking him up. 97 00:07:28,156 --> 00:07:28,757 (♪♪♪) 98 00:07:43,171 --> 00:07:43,772 (♪♪♪) 99 00:08:04,359 --> 00:08:05,318 SHAWNA: You should take her. 100 00:08:05,401 --> 00:08:06,069 No way. 101 00:08:06,152 --> 00:08:08,572 She's just trying to be nice. 102 00:08:08,655 --> 00:08:10,949 Most of my classmates have three kids, two mortgages, 103 00:08:11,032 --> 00:08:11,867 and a golden retriever. 104 00:08:11,950 --> 00:08:12,784 I can't show up with 105 00:08:12,868 --> 00:08:15,078 a tatted-up 24-year-old chain smoker. 106 00:08:15,161 --> 00:08:16,913 I'm not Ben Affleck. 107 00:08:16,997 --> 00:08:18,624 Why do you want to go to Manish's rally anyway? 108 00:08:18,707 --> 00:08:19,875 You hate Manish. 109 00:08:19,958 --> 00:08:20,834 I don't hate Manish. 110 00:08:20,917 --> 00:08:23,044 We're rivals. 111 00:08:23,128 --> 00:08:24,755 You're not rivals. 112 00:08:24,838 --> 00:08:26,089 But we were. 113 00:08:29,050 --> 00:08:30,636 It was my dream to be senior class president, 114 00:08:30,719 --> 00:08:32,012 my dream to marry Charlie Harper, 115 00:08:32,095 --> 00:08:33,388 and my dream to become the Governor of Texas. 116 00:08:33,471 --> 00:08:35,431 Yeah, well, he did it. 117 00:08:35,516 --> 00:08:37,142 You didn't even graduate high school, Jimmy. 118 00:08:37,225 --> 00:08:37,851 Here we go. 119 00:08:37,934 --> 00:08:39,811 You basically gave up on your life the week 120 00:08:39,895 --> 00:08:42,648 after that stupid election, failed all your final exams, 121 00:08:42,731 --> 00:08:45,108 ended up three credits short of graduating. 122 00:08:45,191 --> 00:08:46,777 I mean, come on, who does that? 123 00:08:46,860 --> 00:08:48,529 Take a jewelry class. 124 00:08:50,947 --> 00:08:53,033 I understand losing to Manish was painful. 125 00:08:53,116 --> 00:08:54,701 Not painful. 126 00:08:54,785 --> 00:08:56,662 Life altering. 127 00:08:56,745 --> 00:08:57,453 ♪ Hit it! ♪ 128 00:08:57,538 --> 00:08:59,372 -♪ Nah, na, na, na, na, na ♪ -Vote for Manish. 129 00:08:59,455 --> 00:09:01,542 JIMMY: He passed out Magic 8 balls to everyone in the class. 130 00:09:01,625 --> 00:09:03,126 No matter what question they asked, the answer 131 00:09:03,209 --> 00:09:04,168 they always got was, Manish Singh. 132 00:09:04,210 --> 00:09:05,796 Manish Singh for President. 133 00:09:06,672 --> 00:09:08,590 Who's gonna take my virginity? 134 00:09:13,554 --> 00:09:15,221 Yes. ♪ Here comes the hotstepper ♪ 135 00:09:15,305 --> 00:09:16,973 Who can bring peace to the Middle East? 136 00:09:17,057 --> 00:09:18,975 ♪ I'm the lyrical gangster, murderer ♪ 137 00:09:19,059 --> 00:09:21,562 ♪ Pick up the crew in-a de area, murderer ♪ 138 00:09:21,645 --> 00:09:24,480 ♪ Still love you like that, murderer ♪ 139 00:09:24,565 --> 00:09:25,566 Why did Michael Jordan retire? 140 00:09:25,649 --> 00:09:27,442 ♪ No, no, we don't die ♪ 141 00:09:27,526 --> 00:09:29,360 ♪ Yes, we multiply ♪ 142 00:09:29,444 --> 00:09:30,320 I knew that dude could ball. 143 00:09:30,403 --> 00:09:32,739 ♪ Anyone pres will hear the fat lady sing ♪ 144 00:09:32,823 --> 00:09:34,490 Don't forget to wear your Jimmy hat. 145 00:09:34,575 --> 00:09:37,911 That double entendre doesn't really work on girls. 146 00:09:37,994 --> 00:09:38,995 You get that, right? 147 00:09:39,079 --> 00:09:40,747 Nothing gets past you, Ama. 148 00:09:40,831 --> 00:09:41,957 Mind like a steel trap. 149 00:09:42,040 --> 00:09:43,083 ♪ Chi-chi-Chang-Chang ♪ 150 00:09:43,166 --> 00:09:44,876 ♪ Here comes the hotstepper, murderer ♪ 151 00:09:44,960 --> 00:09:46,419 Who's gonna win the election for senior class president? 152 00:09:46,461 --> 00:09:47,838 ♪ I'm the lyrical gangster, murderer ♪ 153 00:09:47,921 --> 00:09:50,173 ♪ Excuse me, mister officer, murderer ♪ 154 00:09:50,256 --> 00:09:54,260 ♪ Still love you like that, murderer ♪ 155 00:09:59,057 --> 00:10:00,266 Brilliant. 156 00:10:01,643 --> 00:10:03,019 I used to love Magic 8-Balls. 157 00:10:03,103 --> 00:10:03,937 That's not the point. 158 00:10:04,020 --> 00:10:05,313 Sounds like the point to me. 159 00:10:05,396 --> 00:10:07,148 He used a popular medium of the day to connect 160 00:10:07,232 --> 00:10:09,109 with his electorate and win an election. 161 00:10:09,192 --> 00:10:10,861 That's good politics. 162 00:10:13,196 --> 00:10:15,991 You could've gone to summer school that summer 163 00:10:16,074 --> 00:10:18,326 or any of the 25 summers since. 164 00:10:18,409 --> 00:10:20,245 You know what happens to people who go to summer school? 165 00:10:20,328 --> 00:10:22,122 - Neither do I. - No one does. You want to know why? 166 00:10:22,205 --> 00:10:23,832 'Cause no one ever hears from them again! 167 00:10:23,915 --> 00:10:25,083 Oh. 168 00:10:25,792 --> 00:10:27,252 I'm sorry. 169 00:10:27,335 --> 00:10:30,046 Working as a store clerk for your father, 170 00:10:30,130 --> 00:10:31,673 the same job you've had since high school, 171 00:10:31,757 --> 00:10:33,842 is somehow the pinnacle of achievement? 172 00:10:33,925 --> 00:10:34,885 Dad needs the help. 173 00:10:34,968 --> 00:10:37,012 Even now, I could get you re-enrolled in like, 174 00:10:37,095 --> 00:10:38,722 35 seconds. 175 00:10:38,805 --> 00:10:40,641 Just last month we had an old football player come back. 176 00:10:40,724 --> 00:10:41,600 Will you give it a rest? 177 00:10:41,683 --> 00:10:43,268 I'm not going back to high school. 178 00:10:43,351 --> 00:10:44,394 I'm 42 years old. 179 00:10:44,477 --> 00:10:45,812 It's absurd and pointless. 180 00:10:45,896 --> 00:10:48,649 Your life is not pointless. 181 00:10:50,942 --> 00:10:52,736 I'm glad somebody thinks so. 182 00:10:52,819 --> 00:10:54,029 (Slurps) 183 00:10:55,238 --> 00:10:58,241 (Indistinct chatter) 184 00:11:07,208 --> 00:11:08,209 Jimmy Bauer! 185 00:11:08,293 --> 00:11:09,419 Ha! 186 00:11:10,461 --> 00:11:12,756 Man, I thought you were dead. 187 00:11:15,926 --> 00:11:18,720 I could've sworn I donated to a GoFundMe for his funeral 188 00:11:18,804 --> 00:11:19,971 last year? 189 00:11:20,972 --> 00:11:23,517 Jimmy, Noa, I want you to meet my brother, Jimmy. 190 00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:25,310 - Hi. - Jimmy, this is Noa Polly, 191 00:11:25,393 --> 00:11:28,814 our magnificent student council elections chair. 192 00:11:28,897 --> 00:11:29,815 It's really nice to meet you. 193 00:11:29,898 --> 00:11:31,191 My pronouns are they/them. 194 00:11:31,274 --> 00:11:32,818 (Indistinct background chatter) 195 00:11:32,901 --> 00:11:34,069 MAN 1: Yeah, great. 196 00:11:35,529 --> 00:11:36,446 WOMAN 1: Look. There he is. 197 00:11:36,530 --> 00:11:37,130 Oh! 198 00:11:37,447 --> 00:11:40,116 (Cheering) 199 00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:41,242 Hello. 200 00:11:41,326 --> 00:11:44,329 (Indistinct chatter) 201 00:11:52,796 --> 00:11:54,255 Jimmy Bauer? 202 00:11:54,339 --> 00:11:55,048 Hey, man. 203 00:11:55,131 --> 00:11:56,550 MANISH: Wow, I didn't expect to see you here. 204 00:11:56,633 --> 00:11:57,926 Look, Charlie. 205 00:11:59,385 --> 00:12:01,221 Hey, Jimmy. 206 00:12:02,097 --> 00:12:03,724 Hey, Charlie. 207 00:12:05,726 --> 00:12:07,936 Oh, yeah. I... I... (Laughs) 208 00:12:08,019 --> 00:12:12,190 - I spilled ketchup on my shirt. - Okay. 209 00:12:12,273 --> 00:12:13,859 Um, we should probably head in. 210 00:12:13,942 --> 00:12:14,651 Good to see you, brother. 211 00:12:14,735 --> 00:12:15,944 Marcia. 212 00:12:21,282 --> 00:12:23,201 That's not his real accent. 213 00:12:23,368 --> 00:12:24,620 Singh out loud! 214 00:12:24,703 --> 00:12:25,328 (Crowd chanting) 215 00:12:25,411 --> 00:12:26,513 JIMMY: You know what people sound like. 216 00:12:26,580 --> 00:12:28,540 There's a massive shift in his entire voice. 217 00:12:28,624 --> 00:12:29,875 He has an event coming up. 218 00:12:29,958 --> 00:12:33,545 Shh. (CHEERING) 219 00:12:35,797 --> 00:12:36,590 NOA: Hello, everyone. 220 00:12:36,673 --> 00:12:39,467 My name is Noa Polly, and it has been my great honor 221 00:12:39,551 --> 00:12:40,761 to chair tonight's event on behalf 222 00:12:40,844 --> 00:12:42,638 of the student council. 223 00:12:42,721 --> 00:12:44,430 Manish Singh is actually the reason I wanted to come 224 00:12:44,515 --> 00:12:46,474 to this school in the first place. 225 00:12:46,558 --> 00:12:48,560 But you came to hear him speak, not me. 226 00:12:48,644 --> 00:12:52,063 So, without further ado, the Governor of Texas 227 00:12:52,147 --> 00:12:55,942 and 1995 RHS grad, Manish Singh. 228 00:12:56,026 --> 00:12:58,695 (Crowd cheering) 229 00:13:02,157 --> 00:13:03,491 CROWD: Singh out loud! 230 00:13:03,575 --> 00:13:05,035 -Singh out loud! -Singh out loud! 231 00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:06,787 -Singh out loud! -Singh out loud! 232 00:13:06,870 --> 00:13:08,539 -Singh out loud! -Singh out loud! 233 00:13:08,622 --> 00:13:10,165 -Singh out loud! -Singh out loud! 234 00:13:10,248 --> 00:13:11,583 -Singh out loud! -Singh out loud! 235 00:13:11,667 --> 00:13:13,669 -Singh out loud! -All right, all right. 236 00:13:13,752 --> 00:13:14,795 All right. 237 00:13:14,878 --> 00:13:16,337 CROWD: Singh out loud! 238 00:13:16,421 --> 00:13:20,676 Richardson High School, Rising Phoenix, what up? 239 00:13:20,759 --> 00:13:22,636 CROWD: What up! 240 00:13:24,262 --> 00:13:27,599 Thank you so much for that gracious introduction, Noa. 241 00:13:27,683 --> 00:13:28,975 I know a winner when I see one, 242 00:13:29,059 --> 00:13:32,103 and I have no doubt that it's only a matter of time 243 00:13:32,187 --> 00:13:33,689 before you're working for me. 244 00:13:33,772 --> 00:13:34,815 (Chuckles) 245 00:13:37,943 --> 00:13:39,110 MAN 2: Whoo! 246 00:13:39,194 --> 00:13:41,530 Wow, I'm really emotional right now. 247 00:13:42,823 --> 00:13:46,367 When I think back on my political career, 248 00:13:46,451 --> 00:13:50,956 I always come back to where it began, this place, 249 00:13:51,039 --> 00:13:54,835 where I won my first election for senior class president. 250 00:13:54,918 --> 00:13:57,921 (Crowd cheering) 251 00:13:58,379 --> 00:14:01,007 As a matter of fact, I just ran into my opponent 252 00:14:01,091 --> 00:14:03,384 in that race a few moments ago. 253 00:14:03,468 --> 00:14:05,428 Uh, Jimmy Bauer, you still out there? 254 00:14:09,558 --> 00:14:10,266 Oh, there he is. 255 00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:12,393 Jimmy! 256 00:14:12,477 --> 00:14:14,229 Give a wave, little buddy. 257 00:14:15,480 --> 00:14:17,273 (Manish chuckles) 258 00:14:17,357 --> 00:14:19,234 MANISH: Jimmy Bauer, everyone. 259 00:14:20,569 --> 00:14:23,404 You know, that election changed everything for me. 260 00:14:23,488 --> 00:14:24,531 Am I in hell? 261 00:14:24,615 --> 00:14:28,284 It changed what I thought of myself. 262 00:14:28,368 --> 00:14:31,830 It changed who I believed I could become. 263 00:14:31,913 --> 00:14:35,208 So now, a very special award to help someone 264 00:14:35,291 --> 00:14:39,420 in this room become the next Manish Singh. 265 00:14:39,505 --> 00:14:42,508 (Cheering, whistling) 266 00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:49,222 Thank you, Governor. 267 00:14:49,305 --> 00:14:52,267 We've established the first annual Manish Singh 268 00:14:52,350 --> 00:14:54,811 Senior Class Presidential Scholarship, 269 00:14:54,895 --> 00:14:57,063 which will be awarded to the winner of this year's 270 00:14:57,147 --> 00:15:00,358 RHS senior class presidential election. 271 00:15:00,441 --> 00:15:02,694 (Crowd cheering) 272 00:15:02,778 --> 00:15:03,820 Whoo! 273 00:15:04,613 --> 00:15:06,823 This scholarship will allow the winning student 274 00:15:06,907 --> 00:15:09,450 a paid internship in Manish's office, 275 00:15:09,535 --> 00:15:12,663 with personal mentorship from the governor himself. 276 00:15:12,746 --> 00:15:14,623 (Crowd cheering) 277 00:15:14,706 --> 00:15:18,710 Now, I hope this helps rocket launch an RHS student 278 00:15:18,794 --> 00:15:21,505 who's always dreamed of a bigger life, 279 00:15:21,588 --> 00:15:25,300 but just didn't know how to make that all possible. 280 00:15:27,427 --> 00:15:30,430 (Crowd cheering) 281 00:15:32,348 --> 00:15:33,349 Jimmy, no. 282 00:15:33,725 --> 00:15:36,770 Jimmy Bauer, 2024, you heard? 283 00:15:36,853 --> 00:15:38,271 That chair is adjustable. 284 00:15:40,356 --> 00:15:41,858 Hey, you guys have Zima? 285 00:15:41,942 --> 00:15:44,986 I think they stopped making that in the mid '90s, man. 286 00:15:45,070 --> 00:15:45,821 They make it. 287 00:15:45,904 --> 00:15:47,906 Just 'cause something goes low pro for a hot minute 288 00:15:47,989 --> 00:15:50,784 doesn't mean it gave up on its life. 289 00:15:50,867 --> 00:15:52,536 I'll keep my eye out. 290 00:15:52,619 --> 00:15:56,289 That scholarship is for a high school student. 291 00:15:56,372 --> 00:15:58,667 Well, I guess it's time to finally become one. 292 00:15:58,750 --> 00:16:00,544 I heard someone could make that happen for me in, 293 00:16:00,627 --> 00:16:02,462 what was it, 35 seconds? 294 00:16:02,546 --> 00:16:04,840 Yeah, that was to get your diploma. 295 00:16:04,923 --> 00:16:06,967 This is... I don't know what this is. 296 00:16:07,050 --> 00:16:08,552 (Chuckles) 297 00:16:08,635 --> 00:16:10,261 It's too sad to be a mid-life crisis. 298 00:16:10,345 --> 00:16:13,139 This is my chance to rewrite history. 299 00:16:13,223 --> 00:16:15,726 Now Jimmy wins the class election. 300 00:16:15,809 --> 00:16:18,019 Now Jimmy works in the governor's mansion. 301 00:16:18,103 --> 00:16:20,313 Now Jimmy marries Charlie Harper. 302 00:16:20,396 --> 00:16:22,858 Everything that's supposed to happen finally 303 00:16:22,941 --> 00:16:24,860 fucking happens. 304 00:16:26,444 --> 00:16:27,696 Check, please. 305 00:16:28,196 --> 00:16:30,115 JIMMY: I'm ready to re-enroll. 306 00:16:30,198 --> 00:16:31,783 These are my conditions. 307 00:16:31,867 --> 00:16:33,284 Take 'em or leave 'em. 308 00:16:33,368 --> 00:16:34,620 Leave 'em. 309 00:16:34,703 --> 00:16:38,999 If your answer is leave 'em, then I never want to hear 310 00:16:39,082 --> 00:16:41,167 from you about going back to high school. 311 00:16:41,251 --> 00:16:43,712 And I mean never, never, never, never again. 312 00:16:43,795 --> 00:16:44,420 (Sighs) 313 00:16:47,508 --> 00:16:49,217 Thanks for the ride. 314 00:16:50,260 --> 00:16:51,845 (Sighs) 315 00:16:51,928 --> 00:16:53,847 (Burps) 316 00:16:53,930 --> 00:16:55,641 Ugh. 317 00:17:05,859 --> 00:17:07,736 Oh my God. 318 00:17:15,493 --> 00:17:16,912 (Grunts) 319 00:17:16,995 --> 00:17:17,596 (♪♪♪) 320 00:17:26,547 --> 00:17:27,463 (Gasps) 321 00:17:27,548 --> 00:17:29,007 Oh, you're late. 322 00:17:29,090 --> 00:17:29,841 I tried paging you, 323 00:17:29,925 --> 00:17:31,593 but I don't think they went through. 324 00:17:31,677 --> 00:17:33,512 I called like, six or seven times, 325 00:17:33,595 --> 00:17:35,847 but you know, I'm just not good with technology. 326 00:17:35,931 --> 00:17:36,640 JIMMY: Chin up, Pop. 327 00:17:36,723 --> 00:17:38,099 I got some great news. 328 00:17:38,183 --> 00:17:38,850 STANISLAW: Oh, yeah? 329 00:17:38,934 --> 00:17:40,101 Oh, h... hang on. 330 00:17:42,103 --> 00:17:45,607 Stan's Memorabilia, Stan speaking. 331 00:17:45,691 --> 00:17:47,067 Oh, hi Kai. 332 00:17:47,150 --> 00:17:48,610 Uh-huh. 333 00:17:50,612 --> 00:17:52,405 Oh, I see. 334 00:17:52,488 --> 00:17:53,949 No, no, yes. 335 00:17:54,658 --> 00:17:58,203 No, of course not, but when you put it like that. 336 00:17:58,286 --> 00:18:00,038 Well, of course I don't want to stand in the way 337 00:18:00,121 --> 00:18:02,583 of your personal growth. 338 00:18:02,666 --> 00:18:04,125 But I need... 339 00:18:05,293 --> 00:18:08,088 Well, two weeks is... is pretty, pretty standard. 340 00:18:09,422 --> 00:18:10,757 Yeah, okay. 341 00:18:10,841 --> 00:18:11,883 Bye. 342 00:18:12,843 --> 00:18:14,678 She quit. 343 00:18:14,761 --> 00:18:16,555 Says the work schedule is presenting too many 344 00:18:16,638 --> 00:18:19,349 obstacles to her self-actualization. 345 00:18:19,432 --> 00:18:21,560 Needs more time to work on her music. 346 00:18:21,643 --> 00:18:23,645 Now I... I have to try to replace her, 347 00:18:23,729 --> 00:18:25,146 and how I have no idea. 348 00:18:25,230 --> 00:18:28,692 I mean, sh... I can barely afford your salary as it is. 349 00:18:28,775 --> 00:18:29,776 Salary? 350 00:18:29,860 --> 00:18:31,528 This is a disaster. 351 00:18:31,612 --> 00:18:33,029 You want to hear my good news? 352 00:18:33,113 --> 00:18:35,448 You remember the election in 1995? 353 00:18:35,532 --> 00:18:37,784 The day that changed our lives forever? 354 00:18:40,829 --> 00:18:42,288 I'm gonna fix it, Pop. 355 00:18:42,372 --> 00:18:43,624 I'm gonna go back to high school. 356 00:18:43,707 --> 00:18:45,041 I'm gonna re-run for class president, 357 00:18:45,125 --> 00:18:47,293 and this time I'm gonna win. 358 00:18:48,086 --> 00:18:50,506 Who will cover your shifts? 359 00:18:50,589 --> 00:18:52,090 Really? 360 00:18:53,049 --> 00:18:54,384 Don't worry about your store, pop. 361 00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:55,218 Don't worry about anything. 362 00:18:55,260 --> 00:18:57,846 After today, it's gonna be a whole new world. 363 00:18:57,929 --> 00:18:59,055 Yeah. 364 00:18:59,139 --> 00:19:02,392 I guess I could just, I could just close early 365 00:19:02,475 --> 00:19:03,935 on the weekdays. 366 00:19:04,728 --> 00:19:06,021 JIMMY: You'll see. 367 00:19:06,104 --> 00:19:07,981 Believe me, you will see. 368 00:19:10,776 --> 00:19:16,823 The whole wide world is finally going to see. 369 00:19:18,992 --> 00:19:20,994 (Sighs) 370 00:19:24,247 --> 00:19:25,999 This is insane. 371 00:19:26,082 --> 00:19:26,833 Correction. 372 00:19:26,917 --> 00:19:31,004 That kid who 3D printed a human vagina was insane. 373 00:19:31,087 --> 00:19:33,882 This is beyond insane. 374 00:19:34,925 --> 00:19:35,592 I agree. 375 00:19:35,676 --> 00:19:37,594 How is the governor gonna feel when he finds out 376 00:19:37,678 --> 00:19:40,764 his new high school intern doesn't know how to use 377 00:19:40,847 --> 00:19:41,932 the internet? 378 00:19:42,015 --> 00:19:43,099 They know each other. 379 00:19:43,183 --> 00:19:44,893 That's even worse! 380 00:19:46,853 --> 00:19:50,857 My brother's situation is the reason I became 381 00:19:50,941 --> 00:19:52,859 an educator in the first place. 382 00:19:52,943 --> 00:19:54,653 Well, I'm inspired. 383 00:19:54,736 --> 00:19:55,403 Oh, gosh. 384 00:19:55,486 --> 00:19:56,655 Okay. 385 00:19:56,738 --> 00:19:58,657 I don't, I don't shop. 386 00:19:58,740 --> 00:20:00,576 I don't travel. 387 00:20:00,659 --> 00:20:02,661 I saw the word hobby in the newspaper the other day 388 00:20:02,744 --> 00:20:03,829 and I didn't know what it meant. 389 00:20:03,912 --> 00:20:05,038 (Chuckles) 390 00:20:05,121 --> 00:20:06,331 This is getting awkward. 391 00:20:06,414 --> 00:20:11,712 I have been a principal at Richardson for nine years, 392 00:20:11,795 --> 00:20:16,216 and this is the one thing I'm asking for. 393 00:20:17,383 --> 00:20:21,722 I need you to hear me now and hear me good. 394 00:20:21,805 --> 00:20:25,726 If you screw up this scholarship with the governor, 395 00:20:25,809 --> 00:20:27,519 it's your ass on the line. 396 00:20:27,603 --> 00:20:30,271 If this little experiment backfires, 397 00:20:30,355 --> 00:20:34,985 everything that you worked for is gonna go right down 398 00:20:35,068 --> 00:20:36,194 the drain. 399 00:20:40,574 --> 00:20:42,200 That's a long drain. 400 00:20:45,912 --> 00:20:47,288 What's the worst he can do? 401 00:20:48,414 --> 00:20:50,751 ♪ This is how we do it ♪ 402 00:20:53,086 --> 00:20:54,713 ♪ This is how we do it ♪ 403 00:20:54,796 --> 00:20:57,173 ♪ Sha, la, la, la, la, la ♪ 404 00:20:59,342 --> 00:21:02,303 ♪ Shabada, lo, lo, lo, whoa ♪ 405 00:21:02,387 --> 00:21:04,139 ♪ This is how we do it ♪ 406 00:21:04,222 --> 00:21:06,850 ♪ Lo, lo, low-oh-oh ♪ 407 00:21:10,061 --> 00:21:11,354 What's up? 408 00:21:12,230 --> 00:21:14,399 You've been here 15 minutes and I've already received 409 00:21:14,482 --> 00:21:15,651 four complaints. 410 00:21:15,734 --> 00:21:17,944 That doesn't seem possible. 411 00:21:18,028 --> 00:21:19,821 "Ancient white male propositioning 412 00:21:19,905 --> 00:21:20,906 underaged girls." 413 00:21:20,989 --> 00:21:21,740 Propositioning? 414 00:21:21,823 --> 00:21:24,576 "Definite pedo in hideous tan suit taking down names 415 00:21:24,660 --> 00:21:25,661 of potential victims." 416 00:21:25,744 --> 00:21:26,494 Pedo? 417 00:21:26,578 --> 00:21:29,915 This one just says, "Help" next to a drawing of you. 418 00:21:31,833 --> 00:21:33,752 I'm trying to learn the names of the voters. 419 00:21:37,589 --> 00:21:39,675 Terry Janice is a freshman, Jimmy. 420 00:21:39,758 --> 00:21:40,551 Great! 421 00:21:40,634 --> 00:21:42,343 I'm asking for her vote, not a picture of her boobies. 422 00:21:42,427 --> 00:21:43,929 Only members of the student council can vote 423 00:21:44,012 --> 00:21:44,763 in class elections 424 00:21:44,846 --> 00:21:46,807 and freshmen are not a part of the student council. 425 00:21:46,890 --> 00:21:48,183 JIMMY: Okay, that's a change. 426 00:21:48,266 --> 00:21:50,101 In 1995, everybody was eligible to vote 427 00:21:50,185 --> 00:21:51,061 for senior class president. 428 00:21:51,144 --> 00:21:53,104 I distinctly remember handing out Jimmy hats like this 429 00:21:53,188 --> 00:21:54,272 to each and every member of... 430 00:21:54,355 --> 00:21:56,650 It's not 1995, Jimmy. 431 00:21:56,733 --> 00:21:59,820 A lot of things have changed since 1995. 432 00:22:00,987 --> 00:22:03,489 And Jimmy hats is a sexually suggestive 433 00:22:03,574 --> 00:22:05,283 and completely inappropriate slogan 434 00:22:05,366 --> 00:22:06,702 for a school-sponsored election. 435 00:22:06,785 --> 00:22:07,911 That's the whole joke! 436 00:22:07,994 --> 00:22:10,288 And freshmen aren't allowed to vote! 437 00:22:12,457 --> 00:22:14,125 You want a snowball's chance in hell at winning 438 00:22:14,209 --> 00:22:15,335 this election? 439 00:22:15,418 --> 00:22:17,754 Stop living in the past and start figuring out 440 00:22:17,838 --> 00:22:20,882 how things are done in the actual here and now present. 441 00:22:25,679 --> 00:22:26,279 (♪♪♪) 442 00:22:41,987 --> 00:22:44,990 (Indistinct chatter) 443 00:22:52,330 --> 00:22:53,832 (Laughter) 444 00:22:57,210 --> 00:23:00,213 (Indistinct chatter) 445 00:23:09,222 --> 00:23:10,056 Hey, bud. 446 00:23:10,140 --> 00:23:11,099 What's your name? 447 00:23:11,182 --> 00:23:13,268 I'm Jimmy Bauer, newest candidate, for senior... 448 00:23:13,351 --> 00:23:14,645 Stranger danger! 449 00:23:14,728 --> 00:23:16,647 Stranger danger! 450 00:23:22,778 --> 00:23:24,738 Molesting a student in the lunchroom? 451 00:23:24,821 --> 00:23:25,947 Molesting? 452 00:23:26,031 --> 00:23:27,282 I was trying to say hello. 453 00:23:27,365 --> 00:23:30,577 Kylo has social anxiety, and unmolested lunches are 454 00:23:30,661 --> 00:23:32,370 part of a carefully-constructed plan worked out 455 00:23:32,453 --> 00:23:33,288 by his therapist. 456 00:23:33,371 --> 00:23:35,123 I didn't molest anybody. 457 00:23:35,206 --> 00:23:38,001 Molest, meaning pester, aggravate, annoy. 458 00:23:38,084 --> 00:23:38,794 JIMMY: Okay. 459 00:23:38,877 --> 00:23:40,712 Well, it meant something very different in my day. 460 00:23:40,796 --> 00:23:41,797 (Sighs) 461 00:23:41,880 --> 00:23:45,091 I'm trying to connect with my electorate, 462 00:23:45,175 --> 00:23:48,637 which has turned out to be harder than I thought. 463 00:23:50,471 --> 00:23:51,072 NOA: Hi, boss. 464 00:23:51,139 --> 00:23:51,932 I got your email. 465 00:23:52,015 --> 00:23:52,849 Happy to help. 466 00:23:52,933 --> 00:23:54,851 - Who's the nervous Nellie? - Noa. 467 00:23:54,935 --> 00:23:55,602 Thank you. 468 00:23:55,686 --> 00:23:56,770 Perfect timing. 469 00:23:56,853 --> 00:23:57,896 He's right here. 470 00:23:59,147 --> 00:24:00,649 (Chuckles) 471 00:24:00,732 --> 00:24:01,441 Uh, no, no, no. 472 00:24:01,525 --> 00:24:03,401 I... I meant the high schooler who needs help with 473 00:24:03,484 --> 00:24:04,444 their campaign. 474 00:24:06,112 --> 00:24:06,905 Yes. 475 00:24:06,988 --> 00:24:09,074 For class president. 476 00:24:10,075 --> 00:24:11,034 Yes. 477 00:24:11,117 --> 00:24:13,494 You're running for senior class president? 478 00:24:15,288 --> 00:24:16,247 But you're like 50. 479 00:24:16,331 --> 00:24:17,332 I'm 35. 480 00:24:17,415 --> 00:24:18,041 Mm. 481 00:24:18,124 --> 00:24:18,725 Jimmy: 37. 482 00:24:18,792 --> 00:24:19,392 (Coughs) 483 00:24:19,459 --> 00:24:20,627 39. (Clears throat) 484 00:24:20,711 --> 00:24:22,546 I'm in my early, mid-40s. 485 00:24:23,379 --> 00:24:24,255 Is this legal? 486 00:24:24,339 --> 00:24:25,716 Unclear. 487 00:24:25,799 --> 00:24:29,260 Well, like any man in a tan suit, 488 00:24:29,344 --> 00:24:31,471 I'm sure you mean well. 489 00:24:31,555 --> 00:24:33,056 (Chuckles) 490 00:24:37,686 --> 00:24:40,647 NOA: First things first, know thy competition. 491 00:24:40,731 --> 00:24:44,526 The incumbent, Faiza Al-Ghamdi, junior class president. 492 00:24:44,610 --> 00:24:47,445 Faiza's had one singular goal since the day she was born, 493 00:24:47,529 --> 00:24:49,990 get into Yale. 494 00:24:50,073 --> 00:24:53,368 The challenger, Metetakee "Meat" Tolmochusse. 495 00:24:53,451 --> 00:24:54,995 He's Mr. Fun Guy. 496 00:24:55,078 --> 00:24:56,079 You can't beat! 497 00:24:56,162 --> 00:24:56,955 CROWD: The Meat! 498 00:24:57,038 --> 00:24:58,957 These same two students have run against each other 499 00:24:59,040 --> 00:25:01,960 in every single election since freshman year. 500 00:25:04,045 --> 00:25:06,214 Well, I guess I'm your Ross Perot. 501 00:25:07,924 --> 00:25:10,802 To qualify as a candidate, you need to accrue points 502 00:25:10,886 --> 00:25:13,221 by attending school-sponsored activities. 503 00:25:16,016 --> 00:25:17,350 Betty? 504 00:25:17,433 --> 00:25:18,034 (♪♪♪) 505 00:25:25,357 --> 00:25:28,803 Thirty years ago, this was my favorite student. 506 00:25:29,528 --> 00:25:32,094 Twenty-five, but yeah! We were tight! 507 00:25:32,137 --> 00:25:33,356 Back in those days, 508 00:25:33,398 --> 00:25:35,398 lots of kids made fun of my disability. 509 00:25:35,440 --> 00:25:38,300 But not Jimmy. Never Jimmy. 510 00:25:38,871 --> 00:25:41,435 You haven't aged a day. 511 00:25:41,623 --> 00:25:42,872 You have. 512 00:25:44,294 --> 00:25:46,129 (Chuckles) 513 00:25:46,212 --> 00:25:46,813 (♪♪♪) 514 00:25:56,765 --> 00:25:58,183 You'll need a strong social media presence, 515 00:25:58,266 --> 00:26:00,310 which you'll need to use to regularly connect with 516 00:26:00,393 --> 00:26:02,020 your electorate. 517 00:26:02,103 --> 00:26:04,022 Please tell me you have social media. 518 00:26:04,105 --> 00:26:08,484 I had a Facebook page, but I... I deleted it. 519 00:26:08,569 --> 00:26:10,612 Okay, TikTok? 520 00:26:10,696 --> 00:26:12,197 Snapchat? 521 00:26:12,280 --> 00:26:13,239 Insta? 522 00:26:13,323 --> 00:26:15,075 Okay, okay, hold on. 523 00:26:15,158 --> 00:26:16,702 Let's just walk this back for a second. 524 00:26:16,785 --> 00:26:17,953 Before we find you the right platform, 525 00:26:18,036 --> 00:26:19,663 we should probably make sure you have something 526 00:26:19,746 --> 00:26:21,206 actually meaningful to say. 527 00:26:21,289 --> 00:26:22,874 Believe me, I got plenty to say. 528 00:26:22,958 --> 00:26:25,961 But uh, the thing is that students nowadays, 529 00:26:26,044 --> 00:26:29,130 they face very complex issues. 530 00:26:29,214 --> 00:26:30,674 I think you're forgetting, I was president 531 00:26:30,757 --> 00:26:32,676 of this place freshman, sophomore, and junior year. 532 00:26:32,759 --> 00:26:34,127 Anything you guys are dealing with, I assure you, 533 00:26:34,177 --> 00:26:36,429 I have dealt with before. 534 00:26:38,724 --> 00:26:40,266 What's next on the list? 535 00:26:40,350 --> 00:26:42,519 Gender-neutral bathrooms. 536 00:26:48,024 --> 00:26:49,484 Why can't you just use this one? 537 00:26:49,568 --> 00:26:50,819 Because I'm not a girl. 538 00:26:50,902 --> 00:26:53,113 So, then use the boys. 539 00:26:53,196 --> 00:26:54,615 I'm not a boy. 540 00:26:54,698 --> 00:26:56,491 Is this like a RuPaul situation? 541 00:26:56,575 --> 00:26:58,034 RuPaul is a drag queen. 542 00:26:58,118 --> 00:26:59,870 So, yes? 543 00:27:01,079 --> 00:27:02,581 Look, if you're not up-to-date with 544 00:27:02,664 --> 00:27:03,874 gender identities, 545 00:27:03,957 --> 00:27:05,542 you might not be up to the task of running for 546 00:27:05,626 --> 00:27:08,294 class president in 2024. 547 00:27:08,378 --> 00:27:10,964 I'm honestly not trying to piss you off. 548 00:27:11,047 --> 00:27:11,923 No pun intended. 549 00:27:12,007 --> 00:27:13,299 No pun achieved. 550 00:27:21,016 --> 00:27:22,308 (Sighs) 551 00:27:23,309 --> 00:27:27,814 Look, just really think about this one, okay? 552 00:27:27,898 --> 00:27:29,525 'Cause this issue is huge. 553 00:27:29,608 --> 00:27:31,067 That's what she said. 554 00:27:32,694 --> 00:27:34,154 They said. 555 00:27:35,488 --> 00:27:36,573 (Sighs) 556 00:27:44,540 --> 00:27:48,459 Machiavelli's The Prince, one of the most famous 557 00:27:48,544 --> 00:27:51,296 treatises on leadership in Western literature. 558 00:27:52,756 --> 00:27:54,174 So, what's it about? 559 00:27:54,883 --> 00:27:55,967 Faiza. 560 00:27:56,051 --> 00:27:57,052 Power. 561 00:27:57,135 --> 00:27:57,886 Go on. 562 00:27:57,969 --> 00:28:01,306 Machiavelli felt that power, and the pursuit of it, 563 00:28:01,389 --> 00:28:03,391 trumped everything, that even brutal violence 564 00:28:03,474 --> 00:28:05,476 was acceptable as a way to hold onto it. 565 00:28:05,561 --> 00:28:07,103 That's right. 566 00:28:07,187 --> 00:28:10,106 And what do we think about this theory, class? 567 00:28:10,190 --> 00:28:11,399 Stupid. 568 00:28:11,482 --> 00:28:13,735 (Chuckling) 569 00:28:15,445 --> 00:28:16,738 Go on, Meat. 570 00:28:16,822 --> 00:28:17,989 Okay. 571 00:28:18,073 --> 00:28:19,074 Uh... 572 00:28:21,076 --> 00:28:21,877 ...stupid. 573 00:28:30,126 --> 00:28:31,044 (Chuckles) 574 00:28:31,127 --> 00:28:32,378 AMA: Meat. 575 00:28:32,462 --> 00:28:35,882 I mean, if you can just do anything to get power, 576 00:28:35,966 --> 00:28:38,176 then like, that makes you kind of a dick. 577 00:28:38,259 --> 00:28:39,803 (Chuckling) 578 00:28:39,886 --> 00:28:41,597 I mean, you're not supposed to hurt people. 579 00:28:41,680 --> 00:28:42,764 It's pretty basic. 580 00:28:42,848 --> 00:28:45,517 But Machiavelli felt that being a good person is 581 00:28:45,601 --> 00:28:47,644 different than being a good leader. 582 00:28:47,728 --> 00:28:48,770 Correct. 583 00:28:48,854 --> 00:28:51,272 Or as he so famously put it, 584 00:28:51,356 --> 00:28:55,151 "The ends justify the means." 585 00:29:01,533 --> 00:29:04,119 Welcome to the eighth annual RHS senior class 586 00:29:04,202 --> 00:29:05,245 presidential debate. 587 00:29:05,328 --> 00:29:08,331 (Cheering, whistling) 588 00:29:13,003 --> 00:29:13,837 AMA: Okay. 589 00:29:13,920 --> 00:29:16,673 Faiza, your opening statement is up first, 30 seconds. 590 00:29:17,257 --> 00:29:20,761 As your junior class president, I have helped to ensure 591 00:29:20,844 --> 00:29:23,847 that we've gotten many things accomplished this year, 592 00:29:23,930 --> 00:29:27,267 including more healthy options at the lunchroom 593 00:29:27,350 --> 00:29:29,770 and greater access to charging stations 594 00:29:29,853 --> 00:29:30,937 throughout the school. 595 00:29:31,021 --> 00:29:34,399 As your senior class president, I plan to build on 596 00:29:34,482 --> 00:29:39,195 these successes with more concrete, actionable plans. 597 00:29:39,279 --> 00:29:40,864 - Thank you. - AMA: Okay. 598 00:29:40,947 --> 00:29:41,823 Meat, you're up next. 599 00:29:41,907 --> 00:29:43,199 30 seconds. 600 00:29:43,283 --> 00:29:46,703 Uh, I haven't done diddly-squat, 601 00:29:46,787 --> 00:29:49,080 because I've never won diddly-squat. 602 00:29:49,164 --> 00:29:52,083 (Chuckling) 603 00:29:52,167 --> 00:29:53,209 You can't beat! 604 00:29:53,293 --> 00:29:54,002 -The Meat! -The Meat! 605 00:29:54,085 --> 00:29:55,128 You can't beat! 606 00:29:55,211 --> 00:29:56,379 -The Meat! -The Meat! 607 00:29:56,462 --> 00:29:59,465 (Crowd cheering) 608 00:30:00,801 --> 00:30:01,718 -The Meat, Meat! -Okay. 609 00:30:01,802 --> 00:30:03,512 Close your shirt, Meat. 610 00:30:04,888 --> 00:30:05,514 All right. 611 00:30:05,597 --> 00:30:06,848 Jimmy Bauer, you're up. 612 00:30:06,932 --> 00:30:08,266 Uh, I... it's gonna be tough 613 00:30:08,349 --> 00:30:09,893 to top that charging station bit, 614 00:30:09,976 --> 00:30:11,019 but I will do my best. 615 00:30:11,102 --> 00:30:12,646 (Crowd laughs) 616 00:30:12,729 --> 00:30:16,107 You know, I think that student elections are 617 00:30:16,191 --> 00:30:17,901 a little bit stupid... 618 00:30:17,984 --> 00:30:18,860 -Honestly... -WOMAN 2: Okay. 619 00:30:18,944 --> 00:30:20,779 Because they only benefit the winner. 620 00:30:20,862 --> 00:30:21,655 WOMAN 2: Uh-huh. 621 00:30:21,738 --> 00:30:24,616 If I am going to be elected as your class president, 622 00:30:24,700 --> 00:30:26,743 I am going to do things not just for me, 623 00:30:26,827 --> 00:30:28,036 but for all of you. 624 00:30:28,119 --> 00:30:30,080 (Cheering) 625 00:30:30,163 --> 00:30:32,749 I mean, I remember what sucks about high school. 626 00:30:32,833 --> 00:30:36,545 So if I'm elected, I would do shorter classes. 627 00:30:36,628 --> 00:30:37,671 -Yes! -Woo! 628 00:30:37,754 --> 00:30:39,965 I would do, uh, free cinnamon rolls. 629 00:30:40,048 --> 00:30:41,508 CROWD: Yeah! Woo! 630 00:30:41,592 --> 00:30:43,343 How about ping pong table? 631 00:30:43,426 --> 00:30:44,344 (Cheering) 632 00:30:44,427 --> 00:30:45,428 Oh, you know, we should get 633 00:30:45,512 --> 00:30:47,681 like those, uh, those shoulder massage machines 634 00:30:47,764 --> 00:30:48,932 from the mall. 635 00:30:53,394 --> 00:30:54,771 Uh, that seemed good in my head. 636 00:30:54,855 --> 00:30:58,149 Um, how about um, a permanent ban on final exams? 637 00:30:58,233 --> 00:31:01,236 (Crowd cheering) 638 00:31:04,615 --> 00:31:05,240 AMA: All right. 639 00:31:05,323 --> 00:31:06,449 Thank you, candidates. 640 00:31:06,533 --> 00:31:08,368 Now, onto the questions. 641 00:31:08,451 --> 00:31:10,078 Jimmy, you're first. 642 00:31:10,161 --> 00:31:12,247 Obviously, a middle-aged man returning to high school 643 00:31:12,330 --> 00:31:16,543 could be perceived as a sad sort of cautionary tale 644 00:31:16,627 --> 00:31:17,711 for the rest of us. 645 00:31:17,794 --> 00:31:19,671 What do you have to say to students who feel you may 646 00:31:19,755 --> 00:31:23,008 not be up to speed on the needs of today's teens? 647 00:31:23,091 --> 00:31:26,928 Um, I would say don't be ageist. 648 00:31:27,012 --> 00:31:28,221 That's fair. 649 00:31:28,304 --> 00:31:31,016 As a follow-up, can you tell me how you feel 650 00:31:31,099 --> 00:31:32,684 about Charli D'Amelio? 651 00:31:34,185 --> 00:31:35,228 I'm sorry, who? 652 00:31:35,311 --> 00:31:36,938 CROWD: Oh. 653 00:31:37,022 --> 00:31:40,025 (Indistinct chatter) 654 00:31:40,984 --> 00:31:42,903 That was a got ya question. 655 00:31:42,986 --> 00:31:44,112 I thought you were on my side. 656 00:31:44,195 --> 00:31:44,905 I'm not. 657 00:31:44,988 --> 00:31:46,907 I am on the side of a free and fair election, 658 00:31:46,990 --> 00:31:48,116 and that's all. 659 00:31:48,199 --> 00:31:49,826 Besides, you were being kind of a dick to Faiza. 660 00:31:49,910 --> 00:31:52,370 So... Charli D'Amelio, dude? 661 00:31:52,453 --> 00:31:53,830 Come on. 662 00:31:53,914 --> 00:31:54,873 It's politics, Jimmy. 663 00:31:54,956 --> 00:31:56,542 You gotta grow a thicker skin. 664 00:31:56,625 --> 00:31:59,545 How am I supposed to know who some 19-year-old vlogger is? 665 00:31:59,628 --> 00:32:02,088 She's the most famous TikToker in the world. 666 00:32:02,172 --> 00:32:03,674 Mostly for appropriation, but still. 667 00:32:03,757 --> 00:32:06,301 Okay, well, sorry I'm not up on my latest TikTok. 668 00:32:06,384 --> 00:32:08,219 If you want to compete in this election, 669 00:32:08,303 --> 00:32:09,596 maybe you should be. 670 00:32:09,680 --> 00:32:10,556 STUDENT 1: Meh. 671 00:32:10,889 --> 00:32:11,848 Cringe. 672 00:32:11,932 --> 00:32:14,935 (Students chuckle) 673 00:32:15,769 --> 00:32:16,812 Teach me how to use it. 674 00:32:16,895 --> 00:32:18,313 No. 675 00:32:18,396 --> 00:32:20,065 Look, I'm sorry, I didn't know how to do 676 00:32:20,148 --> 00:32:21,024 the bathroom thing. 677 00:32:21,107 --> 00:32:23,443 I... I might be ignorant, but I'm not a dick. 678 00:32:27,698 --> 00:32:29,157 I don't have a social media page, 679 00:32:29,240 --> 00:32:30,951 because my life has been a complete 680 00:32:31,034 --> 00:32:33,704 and utter train wreck for the past 25 years. 681 00:32:37,874 --> 00:32:39,000 Honestly, I've been a little embarrassed 682 00:32:39,042 --> 00:32:40,460 to advertise it. 683 00:32:43,046 --> 00:32:44,715 (Sighs) 684 00:32:46,216 --> 00:32:49,010 4:00, you're buying, and then after that, 685 00:32:49,094 --> 00:32:50,011 you're on your own. 686 00:32:50,095 --> 00:32:51,179 - Okay? - Okay. 687 00:32:51,262 --> 00:32:51,972 Thank you. 688 00:32:52,055 --> 00:32:52,931 Thank you. 689 00:32:53,014 --> 00:32:54,850 No, no, no. 690 00:32:54,933 --> 00:32:56,602 You need to find a date to homecoming, 691 00:32:56,685 --> 00:32:58,144 because right now half the student population 692 00:32:58,228 --> 00:32:59,980 thinks you're a child molester. 693 00:33:04,860 --> 00:33:08,238 So, this is Neville Chamberlain's actual umbrella? 694 00:33:08,321 --> 00:33:09,364 I mean, it's plastic. 695 00:33:09,447 --> 00:33:12,826 Well, uh, uh, it's an actual replica, but yeah. 696 00:33:12,909 --> 00:33:15,078 That's not a thing. 697 00:33:15,161 --> 00:33:17,623 Well, you know, the real umbrella is probably 698 00:33:17,706 --> 00:33:19,249 in a museum somewhere. 699 00:33:19,332 --> 00:33:22,168 So, you're just selling us plastic knickknacks that 700 00:33:22,252 --> 00:33:24,963 I can find for half the price on Amazon? 701 00:33:25,046 --> 00:33:26,965 Well, I... I wouldn't... 702 00:33:27,048 --> 00:33:30,426 You... you know, my son Jimmy, he can sell it better. 703 00:33:30,511 --> 00:33:32,470 I'm not usually the pitch man. 704 00:33:33,096 --> 00:33:34,640 Let's uh, let's get outta here, Tommy. 705 00:33:34,723 --> 00:33:36,057 This place sucks. 706 00:33:41,563 --> 00:33:43,023 Can I help you? 707 00:33:43,106 --> 00:33:44,482 Are you married? 708 00:33:44,566 --> 00:33:45,166 (Chuckles) 709 00:33:45,233 --> 00:33:46,276 Excuse me? 710 00:33:46,359 --> 00:33:48,904 I mean, or do you have a boyfriend or... 711 00:33:48,987 --> 00:33:51,447 Mr. Bauer, this kind of suggestive banter is 712 00:33:51,532 --> 00:33:53,825 frowned upon in today's school system. 713 00:33:53,909 --> 00:33:55,285 JIMMY: Oh, I'm sorry. 714 00:33:55,368 --> 00:33:57,538 Still getting acclimated to all the changes. 715 00:33:58,789 --> 00:34:02,083 Um, I am asking you this, because I'm running 716 00:34:02,167 --> 00:34:04,002 for senior class president, as you know, 717 00:34:04,085 --> 00:34:07,172 and we have to accrue a whole bunch 718 00:34:07,255 --> 00:34:08,256 of Rising Phoenix points, 719 00:34:08,339 --> 00:34:13,344 and I was wondering if, um, if you... if it's... 720 00:34:13,428 --> 00:34:16,807 I... I was wondering if you'd go with me to homecoming. 721 00:34:16,890 --> 00:34:19,267 As an act of public service and all. 722 00:34:21,436 --> 00:34:23,564 You don't remember me, do you? 723 00:34:25,023 --> 00:34:26,567 ♪ Pop ♪ 724 00:34:28,569 --> 00:34:29,778 ♪ No, you're never gonna get it ♪ 725 00:34:29,861 --> 00:34:33,114 Could Jimmy Bauer ever ask me to homecoming? 726 00:34:33,198 --> 00:34:35,617 ♪ No, you're never gonna get it ♪ 727 00:34:35,701 --> 00:34:37,243 ♪ Never ever gonna get it ♪ 728 00:34:37,327 --> 00:34:39,120 ♪ Ooh, bop ♪ 729 00:34:41,122 --> 00:34:42,749 You're Ama Fernandez? 730 00:34:42,833 --> 00:34:44,000 So, you do remember. 731 00:34:44,084 --> 00:34:45,502 Wow. 732 00:34:45,586 --> 00:34:46,795 Well, don't look so shocked. 733 00:34:46,878 --> 00:34:49,756 No, I... I... I... I just... I... I know all caterpillars 734 00:34:49,840 --> 00:34:53,719 become butterflies, but... Not all caterpillars. 735 00:34:53,802 --> 00:34:55,554 As you well know. 736 00:34:55,637 --> 00:34:57,388 Only the special few. 737 00:34:58,640 --> 00:35:00,058 (Sighs) 738 00:35:04,020 --> 00:35:05,564 You know that stuff's not healthier than real beef, 739 00:35:05,647 --> 00:35:06,397 right? 740 00:35:06,481 --> 00:35:07,941 Healthier for the planet. 741 00:35:10,902 --> 00:35:12,738 Methane emissions from cattle production is one of 742 00:35:12,821 --> 00:35:15,073 the single biggest contributors to climate change. 743 00:35:15,156 --> 00:35:17,450 Your generation is worried about cow farts? 744 00:35:17,534 --> 00:35:19,620 Yup, thanks to your generation who was worried 745 00:35:19,703 --> 00:35:20,954 about who could drive the bigger Hummer. 746 00:35:21,037 --> 00:35:21,830 I never had a Hummer. 747 00:35:21,913 --> 00:35:23,999 Aw, well, that's sad, dude. 748 00:35:24,082 --> 00:35:26,001 (Chuckles) 749 00:35:26,084 --> 00:35:27,210 If you're so worried about this stuff, 750 00:35:27,293 --> 00:35:28,712 how come you don't run for office? 751 00:35:28,795 --> 00:35:31,381 Nobody's voting for a non-binary class officer. 752 00:35:31,464 --> 00:35:32,924 I can barely get through the day without some asshole 753 00:35:32,966 --> 00:35:33,925 blowing up my phone. 754 00:35:34,009 --> 00:35:35,511 Is Micah still doing that? 755 00:35:35,594 --> 00:35:36,762 It's not just Micah. 756 00:35:36,845 --> 00:35:37,513 Who's Micah? 757 00:35:37,596 --> 00:35:39,515 Micah was Noah's elementary school boyfriend 758 00:35:39,598 --> 00:35:42,350 whose fragile masculinity could not handle their coming out. 759 00:35:42,433 --> 00:35:43,560 Have you reported this to Ama? 760 00:35:43,644 --> 00:35:44,811 Oh my God, this is so boring. 761 00:35:44,895 --> 00:35:47,397 No, I'm not the first non-binary kid in Texas 762 00:35:47,480 --> 00:35:48,649 to deal with bullies. 763 00:35:48,732 --> 00:35:50,108 It's not boring. 764 00:35:53,069 --> 00:35:54,404 You know what? 765 00:35:54,487 --> 00:35:56,322 Let's just teach you TikTok, okay? 766 00:35:56,406 --> 00:35:57,115 Okay. 767 00:35:57,198 --> 00:35:58,700 And don't blame us if they ban it next month. 768 00:35:58,784 --> 00:35:59,701 Mm. 769 00:36:01,870 --> 00:36:02,871 Right. 770 00:36:02,954 --> 00:36:07,584 So, this is called, a "smartphone". 771 00:36:07,668 --> 00:36:09,002 It replaced the pager in popularity amongst 772 00:36:09,085 --> 00:36:12,088 high school students around... Ooh, Y2K? 773 00:36:12,172 --> 00:36:12,923 So, these are filters. 774 00:36:13,006 --> 00:36:14,090 - Filters? - Mm-hmm. 775 00:36:14,174 --> 00:36:15,466 (GIGGLES) Look at that. 776 00:36:15,551 --> 00:36:17,052 That's awesome. 777 00:36:17,135 --> 00:36:18,053 -You see that? -Yeah. 778 00:36:18,136 --> 00:36:19,888 -It's amazing. -Yeah. 779 00:36:19,971 --> 00:36:21,306 That suits you. 780 00:36:21,389 --> 00:36:21,990 ALAINA: Mm-hmm. 781 00:36:22,057 --> 00:36:23,224 That's really cool. 782 00:36:23,308 --> 00:36:25,977 (Chuckles) 783 00:36:26,061 --> 00:36:27,020 Look at that. 784 00:36:39,825 --> 00:36:42,077 Okay, I think I could definitely master this. 785 00:36:45,831 --> 00:36:46,790 Jimmy Bauer, senior class president. 786 00:36:46,832 --> 00:36:47,957 That's my new iPhone number right there. 787 00:36:47,999 --> 00:36:48,792 Just got it. 788 00:36:48,875 --> 00:36:50,586 Senior, senior class president, Jimmy B., that's, uh, 789 00:36:50,669 --> 00:36:51,628 iPhone right there. 790 00:36:51,712 --> 00:36:53,296 Text it, TikTok it. 791 00:36:53,379 --> 00:36:54,715 I'm around, no problem. 792 00:36:54,798 --> 00:36:56,091 You came! 793 00:36:56,174 --> 00:36:58,051 Full disclosure, I'm officially here 794 00:36:58,134 --> 00:37:00,220 as a school chaperone, so... ♪ Hit it! ♪ 795 00:37:00,303 --> 00:37:01,722 Technically, I'm getting paid. 796 00:37:01,805 --> 00:37:03,014 You had me at technically. 797 00:37:03,098 --> 00:37:05,559 (Chuckles) 798 00:37:06,184 --> 00:37:07,936 Want to show these fools how it's done? 799 00:37:08,019 --> 00:37:09,896 I remember this one. 800 00:37:09,980 --> 00:37:14,025 ♪ Na, na, na, nah, na, na, nah, na, na, na, nah ♪ 801 00:37:14,109 --> 00:37:16,402 ♪ Na, na, na, nah ♪ 802 00:37:16,486 --> 00:37:18,572 (Chuckles) 803 00:37:18,655 --> 00:37:20,949 ♪ Here comes the hotstepper, murderer ♪ 804 00:37:21,032 --> 00:37:22,158 ♪ I'm the lyrical gangster, murderer ♪ 805 00:37:22,242 --> 00:37:23,326 Woo! 806 00:37:23,409 --> 00:37:25,746 ♪ Pick up the crew in-a de area, murderer ♪ 807 00:37:25,829 --> 00:37:28,957 ♪ Still love you like that, murderer ♪ 808 00:37:29,040 --> 00:37:33,128 ♪ Na, na, na, nah, na, na, nah, na, na, nah ♪ 809 00:37:33,211 --> 00:37:35,421 ♪ Na, na, nah, na, na, nah ♪ 810 00:37:37,674 --> 00:37:38,592 ♪ Hey ♪ 811 00:37:49,060 --> 00:37:50,478 STANISLAW: Hey, you're up early. 812 00:37:50,562 --> 00:37:52,523 JIMMY: Yeah, I uh, I thought I'd put in a Saturday shift. 813 00:37:52,606 --> 00:37:54,315 Felt like you could use the help. 814 00:37:54,399 --> 00:37:57,027 STANISLAW: Well, you know I can always use the help. 815 00:37:57,110 --> 00:37:59,738 Hey, speaking of which, can you help me get this down? 816 00:38:03,199 --> 00:38:05,869 I don't think I've ever seen the walls without that poster. 817 00:38:05,952 --> 00:38:08,413 You know, I always really loved this one. 818 00:38:08,496 --> 00:38:09,540 Here, grab. 819 00:38:09,623 --> 00:38:10,874 Ready? 820 00:38:10,957 --> 00:38:12,918 1, 2, 3. 821 00:38:19,841 --> 00:38:21,259 Wow. 822 00:38:21,843 --> 00:38:24,971 I didn't realize how faded these walls had become. 823 00:38:25,055 --> 00:38:27,849 Yeah, well, 25 years can do that. 824 00:38:29,560 --> 00:38:31,144 I'm giving these guys three minutes. 825 00:38:35,148 --> 00:38:35,749 Jimbo! 826 00:38:35,816 --> 00:38:37,275 Twice in one week. 827 00:38:37,358 --> 00:38:38,527 I love it. 828 00:38:39,945 --> 00:38:41,321 JIMMY: What is he doing here? 829 00:38:42,113 --> 00:38:43,865 All right. Pen? 830 00:38:49,871 --> 00:38:50,706 Where are we gonna put this? 831 00:38:50,789 --> 00:38:52,791 Uh, right here, front and center. 832 00:38:52,874 --> 00:38:53,542 Frame her up. 833 00:38:53,625 --> 00:38:54,626 I'm timing you. 834 00:38:54,710 --> 00:38:56,127 JIMMY: We're hanging that in our store? 835 00:38:56,211 --> 00:38:59,422 While we're on the subject of memorabilia, 836 00:38:59,506 --> 00:39:03,552 I... I thought you'd appreciate its historical significance. 837 00:39:10,016 --> 00:39:12,060 Ah, perfect. 838 00:39:18,358 --> 00:39:19,610 Photo? 839 00:39:23,113 --> 00:39:24,698 Good to see ya. 840 00:39:25,406 --> 00:39:27,784 Sorry, which of my constituents come to the store? 841 00:39:27,868 --> 00:39:28,910 You're giving back to the little guy... 842 00:39:28,952 --> 00:39:30,411 Let me walk you out. 843 00:39:30,495 --> 00:39:32,413 MAN 3: Polling is a little low on these distressed neighborhoods, 844 00:39:32,497 --> 00:39:33,164 Governor. 845 00:39:33,248 --> 00:39:34,457 WOMAN 3: All press is good press, Governor. 846 00:39:38,795 --> 00:39:40,672 It's not that bad, son. 847 00:39:43,884 --> 00:39:45,385 I had to do something, Jimmy. 848 00:39:45,468 --> 00:39:46,970 Manish was furious. 849 00:39:47,053 --> 00:39:48,304 He didn't seem furious. 850 00:39:48,388 --> 00:39:51,224 Do you realize as a direct result of your campaign, 851 00:39:51,307 --> 00:39:53,184 the superintendent has been terrified Manish is 852 00:39:53,268 --> 00:39:54,936 gonna pull his scholarship? 853 00:39:55,020 --> 00:39:57,480 I have been terrified I'm gonna lose my job. 854 00:39:57,564 --> 00:40:00,358 Dad is terrified he's gonna lose this store. 855 00:40:00,441 --> 00:40:02,360 We calmed them down with one stupid piece 856 00:40:02,443 --> 00:40:03,737 of free publicity 857 00:40:03,820 --> 00:40:07,032 and left your campaign entirely intact. 858 00:40:07,115 --> 00:40:09,367 I would think you might thank us. 859 00:40:09,450 --> 00:40:10,051 (♪♪♪) 860 00:40:40,440 --> 00:40:43,318 Do any of you feel trapped by your life 861 00:40:43,401 --> 00:40:46,321 and all the people in it who are supposed to have your back, 862 00:40:46,404 --> 00:40:50,241 but when push comes to shove, never, ever do? 863 00:40:50,325 --> 00:40:52,828 Do you ever wish you could just go from this, "Oh, sure." 864 00:40:52,911 --> 00:40:53,704 Yes, that's fine. 865 00:40:53,787 --> 00:40:54,495 Whatever you want. 866 00:40:54,580 --> 00:40:58,959 "Don't worry about me," to this... (Screams) 867 00:41:45,506 --> 00:41:47,465 Uh... (EXHALES) 868 00:41:47,924 --> 00:41:50,135 JIMMY (ON PHONE): K means 1,000, right? 869 00:41:51,595 --> 00:41:55,056 Let's throw a party to celebrate my TikTok. 870 00:41:55,140 --> 00:41:57,559 NOA (ON PHONE): Uh, I don't... We have to. 871 00:41:57,643 --> 00:41:59,477 A massive kegger. 872 00:41:59,561 --> 00:42:01,938 17,000 views. 873 00:42:02,022 --> 00:42:05,567 Uh, people don't really throw keggers anymore, Jimmy. 874 00:42:05,651 --> 00:42:07,694 Fam don't pay for everyone else's drinks. 875 00:42:08,319 --> 00:42:09,946 That's shocking. 876 00:42:10,030 --> 00:42:11,197 -Let's bring 'em back. -NOA (ON PHONE): No. 877 00:42:11,239 --> 00:42:12,282 How am I supposed to get there? 878 00:42:12,365 --> 00:42:13,408 I'm not gonna pay for a car. 879 00:42:13,491 --> 00:42:15,285 I'll just borrow my dad's. 880 00:42:16,286 --> 00:42:17,579 Which one of us is 16 again? 881 00:42:17,663 --> 00:42:19,540 This is a game-changing moment, Noa. 882 00:42:19,623 --> 00:42:22,208 It needs to be celebrated properly. 883 00:42:22,292 --> 00:42:25,879 This TikTok could be the centerpiece of my campaign. 884 00:42:25,962 --> 00:42:28,799 When they look back on the trajectory of this election, 885 00:42:28,882 --> 00:42:33,178 this will be the moment, the one single inflection point 886 00:42:33,261 --> 00:42:35,722 after which everything changed. 887 00:42:37,307 --> 00:42:39,059 As the Elections Chair of the student council, 888 00:42:39,142 --> 00:42:41,061 I would think you might be able to appreciate 889 00:42:41,144 --> 00:42:44,439 its historical significance. 890 00:42:49,110 --> 00:42:49,736 Okay. 891 00:42:49,820 --> 00:42:50,946 Okay. 892 00:42:51,029 --> 00:42:51,905 Okay. 893 00:42:56,492 --> 00:42:58,494 Who's the biggest herb in Texas? 894 00:43:04,084 --> 00:43:05,586 No doubt. 895 00:43:06,670 --> 00:43:08,129 CUSTOMER: Is this place open? 896 00:43:10,090 --> 00:43:11,508 KIDS: Chug! Chug! Chug! 897 00:43:11,592 --> 00:43:12,801 Chug! Chug! Chug! 898 00:43:12,884 --> 00:43:14,010 Chug! Chug! Chug! 899 00:43:14,094 --> 00:43:15,303 Chug! Chug! Chug! 900 00:43:15,386 --> 00:43:16,513 Chug! Chug! Chug! 901 00:43:16,597 --> 00:43:17,723 Chug! Chug! Chug! 902 00:43:17,806 --> 00:43:18,765 Chug! Chug! Chug! 903 00:43:18,849 --> 00:43:20,016 Chug! Chug! Chug! 904 00:43:20,100 --> 00:43:20,809 Chug! 905 00:43:20,892 --> 00:43:23,729 ♪ Wake up, I'd get out of bed, stay up ♪ 906 00:43:23,812 --> 00:43:25,772 ♪ Stay out of my head, 'cause today's ♪ 907 00:43:25,856 --> 00:43:26,523 (Cheering) 908 00:43:26,607 --> 00:43:30,360 ♪ I don't wanna lose my mind, no ♪ 909 00:43:30,443 --> 00:43:34,280 ♪ I just want to shine like the sun when it comes up ♪ 910 00:43:34,364 --> 00:43:35,281 Is that White Claw? 911 00:43:35,365 --> 00:43:36,491 ♪ Run the city from the rooftops ♪ 912 00:43:36,575 --> 00:43:37,659 I'm alive! 913 00:43:37,743 --> 00:43:38,910 I'm a freaking alive! 914 00:43:38,994 --> 00:43:40,621 ♪ 'Cause today is gonna be my day ♪ 915 00:43:40,704 --> 00:43:43,456 ♪ I just want to climb to the top of the mountain ♪ 916 00:43:43,540 --> 00:43:44,958 Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo. 917 00:43:45,041 --> 00:43:46,627 Yeah. I think I hurt my back. 918 00:43:46,710 --> 00:43:48,294 You guys want a turn on the keg? 919 00:43:48,378 --> 00:43:49,087 No. 920 00:43:49,170 --> 00:43:50,130 Thank you though. 921 00:43:50,213 --> 00:43:52,465 Uh, we're gonna go wander. 922 00:43:52,549 --> 00:43:53,216 Don't abandon us. 923 00:43:53,299 --> 00:43:54,843 You're our ride. 924 00:43:54,926 --> 00:43:56,928 Got my dad's whip all night. 925 00:44:00,473 --> 00:44:02,058 Don't leave home without it. 926 00:44:02,142 --> 00:44:05,061 (Indistinct chatter) 927 00:44:05,145 --> 00:44:05,746 (♪♪♪) 928 00:44:19,868 --> 00:44:23,038 A simple thumbs up would've sufficed. 929 00:44:23,121 --> 00:44:24,581 Do you want to hang out? 930 00:44:24,665 --> 00:44:26,667 Texting you my address. 931 00:44:26,750 --> 00:44:27,918 Hanging up. 932 00:44:32,923 --> 00:44:36,009 ♪ I just want to climb to the top of a mountain ♪ 933 00:44:36,092 --> 00:44:37,511 Jimmy Bauer for president! 934 00:44:37,594 --> 00:44:38,762 (Cheering) 935 00:44:38,845 --> 00:44:40,346 ♪ Standing tall in the morning ♪ 936 00:44:40,430 --> 00:44:42,849 ♪ 'Cause today is gonna be my day ♪ 937 00:44:42,933 --> 00:44:44,017 (Cheering) 938 00:44:46,477 --> 00:44:48,897 ♪ I used to lay low, hiding in the shadows ♪ 939 00:44:48,980 --> 00:44:50,065 (Kaylee chuckling) 940 00:44:50,148 --> 00:44:51,316 They better not post that. 941 00:44:51,399 --> 00:44:55,612 ♪ So don't give me darkness, I already had those ♪ 942 00:44:55,696 --> 00:44:56,780 ♪ Whoa ♪ 943 00:44:56,863 --> 00:45:01,660 ♪ I'm just trying to figure out how to be myself right now ♪ 944 00:45:01,743 --> 00:45:06,247 ♪ I don't wanna lay low, hiding in the shadows ♪ 945 00:45:06,331 --> 00:45:07,749 ♪ So I wake up ♪ 946 00:45:07,833 --> 00:45:09,501 ♪ I get out of bed, stay up... ♪ 947 00:45:09,585 --> 00:45:11,587 Manish wasn't very nice to me in high school 948 00:45:11,670 --> 00:45:13,004 if you want the whole truth. 949 00:45:13,088 --> 00:45:14,715 ♪ I don't wanna lose my mind, no ♪ 950 00:45:14,798 --> 00:45:15,966 It's high school. 951 00:45:16,049 --> 00:45:18,384 Was anybody really nice to anybody? 952 00:45:18,468 --> 00:45:19,845 You were. 953 00:45:22,514 --> 00:45:24,265 You were nice to everyone. 954 00:45:24,683 --> 00:45:30,814 ♪ And I stay up, 'cause I'm sure good things will happen 955 00:45:30,897 --> 00:45:33,817 If I get out of my way ♪ 956 00:45:33,900 --> 00:45:37,445 ♪ I just want to shine like the sun when it comes up ♪ 957 00:45:37,529 --> 00:45:38,614 ♪ When the sun comes up ♪ 958 00:45:38,697 --> 00:45:41,116 ♪ Run the city from the rooftops ♪ 959 00:45:41,199 --> 00:45:43,243 Zero bars. 960 00:45:43,326 --> 00:45:44,536 He ditched us. 961 00:45:44,620 --> 00:45:46,538 He didn't ditch us. 962 00:45:46,622 --> 00:45:47,413 He's not here, Noa. 963 00:45:47,497 --> 00:45:49,666 We've walked around 10 times. 964 00:45:49,750 --> 00:45:50,375 Fine. 965 00:45:50,458 --> 00:45:52,210 Then hitch a ride with them then, 966 00:45:52,293 --> 00:45:53,920 'cause you're so embarrassed of me. 967 00:45:54,838 --> 00:45:56,548 I'm not embarrassed. 968 00:45:58,049 --> 00:45:59,092 They're leaving. 969 00:46:03,429 --> 00:46:04,765 Wait up! 970 00:46:04,848 --> 00:46:05,448 (♪♪♪) 971 00:46:23,909 --> 00:46:24,510 (♪♪♪) 972 00:46:38,924 --> 00:46:39,525 (♪♪♪) 973 00:46:53,730 --> 00:46:56,232 Roar! 974 00:46:58,777 --> 00:47:00,654 Roar! 975 00:47:02,238 --> 00:47:03,907 Micah, right? 976 00:47:06,326 --> 00:47:07,953 Thank you for the support. 977 00:47:11,206 --> 00:47:13,416 I am TikTok famous, baby. 978 00:47:13,499 --> 00:47:14,876 You ditched us. 979 00:47:14,960 --> 00:47:15,877 Oh my gosh, Noa. 980 00:47:15,961 --> 00:47:16,878 I am so sorry. 981 00:47:16,962 --> 00:47:18,547 I totally forgot, total brain freeze. 982 00:47:18,630 --> 00:47:20,841 I had a two-hour walk home where I legit thought 983 00:47:20,924 --> 00:47:22,467 I was gonna get killed. 984 00:47:24,427 --> 00:47:27,681 Throwing a keg party, serving God knows what 985 00:47:27,764 --> 00:47:31,059 to underage students and using it as some kind 986 00:47:31,142 --> 00:47:32,978 of perverse campaign rally? 987 00:47:33,061 --> 00:47:34,605 Jimmy Bauer for president! 988 00:47:34,688 --> 00:47:38,399 Roar! 989 00:47:38,483 --> 00:47:42,195 Now, we can do this the easy way 990 00:47:42,278 --> 00:47:44,030 or we can do this the hard way. 991 00:47:50,286 --> 00:47:51,997 (Chuckles) 992 00:47:53,289 --> 00:47:54,583 The hard way then. 993 00:47:58,253 --> 00:48:01,089 You think Al Franken got it bad? 994 00:48:01,172 --> 00:48:03,550 Just wait till I'm finished with you. 995 00:48:04,342 --> 00:48:06,845 You're about to become the high school poster boy 996 00:48:06,928 --> 00:48:08,429 for canceled. 997 00:48:13,602 --> 00:48:15,436 You're on your own. 998 00:48:17,480 --> 00:48:20,400 (Cheering on phone) 999 00:48:20,483 --> 00:48:22,402 Do you have anything to say for yourself? 1000 00:48:25,321 --> 00:48:26,823 Jimmy? 1001 00:48:29,993 --> 00:48:30,594 (♪♪♪) 1002 00:48:49,429 --> 00:48:50,639 It wasn't me. 1003 00:48:52,558 --> 00:48:53,266 Hmm. 1004 00:48:53,349 --> 00:48:55,602 You're saying this video that clearly shows you 1005 00:48:55,686 --> 00:48:58,855 standing on a keg yelling, "Jimmy Bauer for president", 1006 00:48:58,939 --> 00:48:59,898 isn't you? 1007 00:48:59,981 --> 00:49:01,107 Correct. 1008 00:49:01,191 --> 00:49:02,901 You're gonna have to do better than that. 1009 00:49:04,360 --> 00:49:06,112 I'm TikTok famous, Shawna. 1010 00:49:06,196 --> 00:49:07,573 What does this have to do with TikTok? 1011 00:49:07,656 --> 00:49:10,241 I'm just saying, I just became famous on an app 1012 00:49:10,325 --> 00:49:11,535 I'd literally never heard of a week ago. 1013 00:49:11,618 --> 00:49:13,036 You don't think Faiza could've figured out how to 1014 00:49:13,119 --> 00:49:14,037 deep state my image? 1015 00:49:14,120 --> 00:49:16,164 It's deep fake, not deep state. 1016 00:49:16,247 --> 00:49:16,957 See? 1017 00:49:17,040 --> 00:49:18,083 She knows all about it. 1018 00:49:18,166 --> 00:49:19,835 I don't even know the correct term. 1019 00:49:19,918 --> 00:49:21,878 The only thing I know for sure is that whoever was 1020 00:49:21,962 --> 00:49:23,839 at this illicit keg party just brought in that video. 1021 00:49:23,922 --> 00:49:26,174 And if that person was Faiza, maybe she's the one that 1022 00:49:26,257 --> 00:49:27,634 should be facing this interrogation. 1023 00:49:27,718 --> 00:49:28,760 It's not an interrogation. 1024 00:49:28,844 --> 00:49:29,595 This is insane. 1025 00:49:29,678 --> 00:49:31,221 Well, then it's your word against mine, isn't it, 1026 00:49:31,304 --> 00:49:32,138 sweetheart? 1027 00:49:32,222 --> 00:49:33,557 And if it wasn't you, then who was it? 1028 00:49:33,640 --> 00:49:34,600 I'd like to know. 1029 00:49:36,685 --> 00:49:38,854 This whole thing is a hoax. 1030 00:49:38,937 --> 00:49:40,396 I want to get to the bottom of it. 1031 00:49:40,480 --> 00:49:41,857 Bring in that student. 1032 00:49:41,940 --> 00:49:44,776 Let's find out who created this whole mess to begin with. 1033 00:49:44,860 --> 00:49:47,278 You know, you should be ashamed of yourself, 1034 00:49:47,362 --> 00:49:51,116 framing an innocent man with a fake video. 1035 00:49:51,199 --> 00:49:55,621 If you'll all excuse me, I have a campaign to run. 1036 00:50:02,711 --> 00:50:04,588 (Students cheering) 1037 00:50:04,671 --> 00:50:07,048 JIMMY: Roar against authority! 1038 00:50:07,132 --> 00:50:09,217 Roar against entitlement! 1039 00:50:09,300 --> 00:50:11,261 ♪ Watch me roar ♪ 1040 00:50:11,344 --> 00:50:12,470 ♪ Watch me roar ♪ 1041 00:50:12,554 --> 00:50:15,056 JIMMY: Roar against those who think they're better than us. 1042 00:50:16,391 --> 00:50:17,809 ♪ Watch them roar ♪ 1043 00:50:18,810 --> 00:50:20,103 JIMMY: Roar for the little guy. 1044 00:50:20,186 --> 00:50:21,980 ♪ Watch me roar ♪ 1045 00:50:23,398 --> 00:50:24,608 ♪ Watch 'em roar ♪ 1046 00:50:24,691 --> 00:50:28,153 ♪ Pull up to the spot, let's even the score on 'em ♪ 1047 00:50:28,236 --> 00:50:29,780 ♪ They thought we was less, let's show 'em 1048 00:50:29,863 --> 00:50:30,947 There's more of 'em ♪ 1049 00:50:31,031 --> 00:50:32,073 STUDENTS: Roar! 1050 00:50:32,157 --> 00:50:34,492 JIMMY: Yeah, roar like your life depends on it! 1051 00:50:34,576 --> 00:50:35,326 STUDENTS: Roar! 1052 00:50:35,410 --> 00:50:36,787 JIMMY: Let it out! 1053 00:50:36,870 --> 00:50:38,038 STUDENTS: Roar! 1054 00:50:38,121 --> 00:50:38,997 Let it out! 1055 00:50:39,080 --> 00:50:39,873 STUDENTS: Roar! 1056 00:50:40,415 --> 00:50:43,710 JIMMY: Roar against those who make us feel like nobodies. 1057 00:50:44,377 --> 00:50:45,128 Roar! 1058 00:50:45,211 --> 00:50:45,837 Roar! 1059 00:50:45,921 --> 00:50:46,755 Roar! 1060 00:50:46,838 --> 00:50:47,673 Roar! 1061 00:50:47,756 --> 00:50:48,799 Roar! 1062 00:50:48,882 --> 00:50:51,760 ♪ I'll throw you off the cliff like Tarzan in a jungle ♪ 1063 00:50:51,843 --> 00:50:52,594 STUDENTS: Roar! 1064 00:50:52,678 --> 00:50:55,889 JIMMY: Roar against the people in power. 1065 00:50:55,972 --> 00:50:58,349 Roar against the teachers' pets. 1066 00:50:58,433 --> 00:50:59,768 ♪ Watch me roar ♪ 1067 00:50:59,851 --> 00:51:02,646 STUDENTS: Roar! 1068 00:51:02,729 --> 00:51:04,648 ♪ Watch us roar ♪ 1069 00:51:06,149 --> 00:51:09,319 -♪ Watch them roar ♪ -STUDENTS: Roar! 1070 00:51:09,402 --> 00:51:11,487 ♪ Whole world roar ♪ 1071 00:51:12,823 --> 00:51:13,865 -I know. -♪ Whole world roar ♪ 1072 00:51:13,949 --> 00:51:14,950 Jimmy's out of control. 1073 00:51:15,033 --> 00:51:15,867 We're not speaking. 1074 00:51:15,951 --> 00:51:17,744 - Ugh. - I'm sorry, Dad. 1075 00:51:17,828 --> 00:51:19,287 I'm gonna try to find a student to help cover 1076 00:51:19,370 --> 00:51:20,581 some shifts. 1077 00:51:22,373 --> 00:51:25,627 STUDENTS: Roar! 1078 00:51:25,711 --> 00:51:27,295 Roar! 1079 00:51:27,378 --> 00:51:29,339 I gotta go. 1080 00:51:29,422 --> 00:51:31,341 STUDENTS: Roar! 1081 00:51:40,642 --> 00:51:42,102 (Sighs) 1082 00:51:43,604 --> 00:51:44,437 Let's roar! 1083 00:51:44,521 --> 00:51:45,814 -Roar! -Roar! 1084 00:51:45,897 --> 00:51:46,815 STUDENT 2: Let's go, let's go! 1085 00:51:46,898 --> 00:51:48,567 -Roar! -Roar! 1086 00:52:01,037 --> 00:52:03,123 Haters gonna hate. 1087 00:52:03,206 --> 00:52:04,791 How you been, little lady? 1088 00:52:04,875 --> 00:52:07,127 I've been trying to call you a couple times. 1089 00:52:09,212 --> 00:52:11,798 Listen, Jimmy, I know that you really want to win 1090 00:52:11,882 --> 00:52:14,593 this election, but don't forget, 1091 00:52:14,676 --> 00:52:16,803 these kids are just 16 years old. 1092 00:52:16,887 --> 00:52:19,598 You're not asking me to back off my opponents, are you? 1093 00:52:21,307 --> 00:52:22,058 Wwmd. 1094 00:52:22,142 --> 00:52:24,060 What would Machiavelli do? 1095 00:52:25,103 --> 00:52:25,896 If it makes any difference, 1096 00:52:25,979 --> 00:52:28,649 I wouldn't have returned Machiavelli's calls either. 1097 00:52:36,406 --> 00:52:39,034 Roar against coddled whiners! 1098 00:52:39,117 --> 00:52:41,662 Roar against the speech police! 1099 00:52:41,745 --> 00:52:44,289 Roar against proper pronouns! 1100 00:52:55,466 --> 00:52:59,012 You know, we all kind of tolerated you around here 1101 00:52:59,095 --> 00:53:02,974 for the past few years, but you might want to transfer 1102 00:53:03,058 --> 00:53:05,977 before it gets bad for you. 1103 00:53:13,652 --> 00:53:16,655 (Students roaring, cheering) 1104 00:53:26,247 --> 00:53:29,751 All your life, you've been told to follow orders. 1105 00:53:29,835 --> 00:53:31,503 STUDENTS: Boo! 1106 00:53:31,587 --> 00:53:32,504 Respect your parents. 1107 00:53:32,588 --> 00:53:33,547 STUDENTS: Boo! 1108 00:53:33,630 --> 00:53:34,422 Listen to your teachers. 1109 00:53:34,506 --> 00:53:36,550 STUDENTS: Boo! - Obey school administrators. 1110 00:53:36,633 --> 00:53:38,343 STUDENTS: Boo! 1111 00:53:38,426 --> 00:53:40,679 And even though you've done everything they've asked, 1112 00:53:40,762 --> 00:53:44,057 even though you followed every rule they've set, 1113 00:53:44,140 --> 00:53:45,517 your lives have only gotten worse. 1114 00:53:45,601 --> 00:53:46,226 STUDENTS: Yeah! 1115 00:53:46,309 --> 00:53:48,144 You're twisted into pretzels trying to make 1116 00:53:48,228 --> 00:53:50,856 everyone else happy, and they're more than happy 1117 00:53:50,939 --> 00:53:52,440 to sit and let you twist. 1118 00:53:52,524 --> 00:53:53,900 STUDENTS: Boo! 1119 00:53:53,984 --> 00:53:57,863 But this year, we're changing it up. 1120 00:53:57,946 --> 00:54:00,574 This year, we're rewriting the rules. 1121 00:54:00,657 --> 00:54:01,783 - STUDENTS: Yeah! - (STUDENTS CHEERING, WHISTLING) 1122 00:54:01,825 --> 00:54:04,620 This year, we're not gonna vote for the same 1123 00:54:04,703 --> 00:54:06,412 hold-us-back candidates 1124 00:54:06,496 --> 00:54:09,374 who are all part of the same hold-us-back clan. 1125 00:54:09,457 --> 00:54:10,208 (Students cheering) 1126 00:54:10,291 --> 00:54:11,710 This year, we're pushing back. 1127 00:54:11,793 --> 00:54:12,752 -STUDENT 3: Woo! -STUDENT 4: Yeah! 1128 00:54:12,794 --> 00:54:14,921 This year, we're standing up. 1129 00:54:15,005 --> 00:54:16,632 This year, we're telling these oppressors, 1130 00:54:16,715 --> 00:54:18,717 Not anymore! 1131 00:54:18,800 --> 00:54:19,635 Everybody. 1132 00:54:19,718 --> 00:54:21,803 ALL: Not anymore! 1133 00:54:21,887 --> 00:54:23,096 Next Tuesday... 1134 00:54:23,179 --> 00:54:25,516 When you cast that ballot, you are not casting 1135 00:54:25,599 --> 00:54:26,808 with your pen. 1136 00:54:26,892 --> 00:54:28,727 You are not casting with your voice. 1137 00:54:28,810 --> 00:54:29,435 STUDENTS: Not anymore! 1138 00:54:29,477 --> 00:54:33,524 You are casting with a full body roar! 1139 00:54:33,607 --> 00:54:36,610 (Students roaring) 1140 00:54:38,945 --> 00:54:41,948 (Shouting, cheering) 1141 00:54:59,675 --> 00:55:01,384 NOA: Hell is empty. 1142 00:55:02,385 --> 00:55:03,970 All the devils are here. 1143 00:55:06,598 --> 00:55:07,599 Are you proud of yourself, Jimmy? 1144 00:55:07,683 --> 00:55:09,184 Are you proud of this? 1145 00:55:10,644 --> 00:55:12,563 It's politics, Noa. 1146 00:55:12,646 --> 00:55:14,272 Grow a thicker skin. 1147 00:55:15,481 --> 00:55:17,526 Yeah! 1148 00:55:17,943 --> 00:55:20,946 (Students shouting) 1149 00:55:30,914 --> 00:55:32,498 I quit. 1150 00:55:42,551 --> 00:55:44,761 BOY 1: Oh, look, it's a they. 1151 00:55:45,554 --> 00:55:47,347 (Boys chuckling) 1152 00:55:48,849 --> 00:55:50,058 - Roar! - Roar! 1153 00:55:50,141 --> 00:55:52,060 GIRL 1: Roar! 1154 00:56:02,070 --> 00:56:04,072 (Kids chuckling) 1155 00:56:07,200 --> 00:56:10,120 MICAH: Vote for Jimmy Bauer! 1156 00:56:12,455 --> 00:56:14,625 (Sighs) 1157 00:56:17,460 --> 00:56:21,632 Losers hatin' every hour, winners votin' Jimmy Bauer. 1158 00:56:31,683 --> 00:56:33,476 Each of the students who perpetuated this act 1159 00:56:33,560 --> 00:56:36,229 has confessed and will be suspended. 1160 00:56:36,312 --> 00:56:38,815 Micah Warner, who lit the torch, has been expelled. 1161 00:56:38,899 --> 00:56:40,441 What about him? 1162 00:56:43,612 --> 00:56:46,489 We are currently discussing disciplinary action, 1163 00:56:46,573 --> 00:56:49,075 but no formal decision has been made. 1164 00:56:51,828 --> 00:56:55,666 We want to extend our deepest apologies as a school, 1165 00:56:55,749 --> 00:56:58,376 and I just want you to know I extend my... 1166 00:56:58,459 --> 00:57:02,172 My personal apologies as well, for everything that transpired. 1167 00:57:03,757 --> 00:57:05,634 I couldn't be more embarrassed. 1168 00:57:08,554 --> 00:57:10,305 You think it's easy figuring out the right way to raise 1169 00:57:10,388 --> 00:57:12,516 a kid like this? 1170 00:57:12,599 --> 00:57:14,976 Don't I got enough to deal with already? 1171 00:57:15,811 --> 00:57:20,065 Noa's an extraordinary student, sir. 1172 00:57:21,733 --> 00:57:23,819 You've done a great job. 1173 00:57:23,902 --> 00:57:25,654 Glad somebody thinks so. 1174 00:57:34,079 --> 00:57:38,792 I was voted into this office, like Obama. 1175 00:57:39,501 --> 00:57:40,126 I know, Donna. 1176 00:57:40,210 --> 00:57:42,671 I answer to the people. 1177 00:57:42,754 --> 00:57:44,339 We had an understanding. 1178 00:57:44,422 --> 00:57:48,426 He was supposed to be expelled. 1179 00:57:48,510 --> 00:57:50,512 I tolerated the tan suit. 1180 00:57:50,596 --> 00:57:53,014 I ignored the lunchroom molestation. 1181 00:57:53,098 --> 00:57:56,017 I even let that man-child lead a fascist march 1182 00:57:56,101 --> 00:58:00,606 down the hallway like a... a Chuck E. Cheese Mussolini! 1183 00:58:00,689 --> 00:58:04,109 I prayed that despite all the obvious evidence to 1184 00:58:04,192 --> 00:58:07,821 the contrary, that you had a handle on your 1185 00:58:07,904 --> 00:58:10,365 brother's misguided campaign. 1186 00:58:10,448 --> 00:58:14,786 But it has become quite obvious, to myself 1187 00:58:14,870 --> 00:58:18,957 and to the entire Richardson School board, that you don't. 1188 00:58:19,875 --> 00:58:23,837 Shawna, I hereby place you on administrative leave. 1189 00:58:23,920 --> 00:58:27,465 I expect your desk to be cleared by end of day. 1190 00:58:31,469 --> 00:58:32,513 Give me that. Give me that. 1191 00:58:32,596 --> 00:58:33,429 -Give me the badge. -What? 1192 00:58:33,514 --> 00:58:34,890 Give me the badge! 1193 00:58:45,233 --> 00:58:46,735 It's not your fault. 1194 00:58:48,028 --> 00:58:49,738 Leave me alone. 1195 00:58:49,821 --> 00:58:52,282 It's my fault, it's Micah's fault, 1196 00:58:52,365 --> 00:58:54,075 but it is definitely not your fault. 1197 00:58:54,159 --> 00:58:56,745 I just wanna make sure you know that. 1198 00:58:59,289 --> 00:59:02,458 You know, I always knew the world was full of jerks. 1199 00:59:02,543 --> 00:59:04,085 That is nothing new. 1200 00:59:04,169 --> 00:59:07,839 But I also believed it was full of good people, 1201 00:59:07,923 --> 00:59:12,302 and I always thought I could tell the difference. 1202 00:59:13,428 --> 00:59:15,346 The thing about Micah is, he may be a jerk, 1203 00:59:15,430 --> 00:59:17,724 but at least he never pretended to be anything else. 1204 00:59:17,808 --> 00:59:18,892 - Not like you. - You did. 1205 00:59:18,975 --> 00:59:21,394 You pretended to care. 1206 00:59:21,477 --> 00:59:25,816 You pretended to care about the students, about the school, 1207 00:59:25,899 --> 00:59:30,486 about me, when all you ever cared about was yourself. 1208 00:59:31,487 --> 00:59:35,241 Before you, student council gave me hope. 1209 00:59:35,325 --> 00:59:40,956 Before you, I honestly believed that the good guys 1210 00:59:41,039 --> 00:59:43,291 could actually win. 1211 00:59:44,292 --> 00:59:47,879 But you took all of that from me. 1212 00:59:53,343 --> 00:59:55,136 Give us a roar, Jimmy! 1213 00:59:57,305 --> 00:59:59,474 Roar! 1214 01:00:01,267 --> 01:00:01,868 (♪♪♪) 1215 01:00:10,443 --> 01:00:13,614 ♪ I see your face out on the border line ♪ 1216 01:00:13,697 --> 01:00:16,867 ♪ Your silhouette is moving with the tides ♪ 1217 01:00:16,950 --> 01:00:18,827 ♪ Wish that I could live a different life 1218 01:00:18,910 --> 01:00:20,871 And see with my own eyes ♪ 1219 01:00:20,954 --> 01:00:22,038 ♪ Yeah ♪ 1220 01:00:22,122 --> 01:00:25,208 ♪ I can't keep track of all my apologies ♪ 1221 01:00:25,291 --> 01:00:28,920 ♪ Finding too many roads closed and now you don't believe me ♪ 1222 01:00:29,004 --> 01:00:30,731 ♪ I tried to be... SAM: Hey, man. 1223 01:00:30,797 --> 01:00:31,965 ♪ Somebody that you could need ♪ 1224 01:00:32,048 --> 01:00:36,512 You're never gonna believe what we just got in today. 1225 01:00:36,595 --> 01:00:37,345 Boom! 1226 01:00:37,428 --> 01:00:39,515 ♪ Never made the best decisions ♪ 1227 01:00:39,598 --> 01:00:41,642 Nobody wants that tired-ass shit. 1228 01:00:45,604 --> 01:00:47,230 I gotta quit this fricking job. 1229 01:00:47,313 --> 01:00:49,274 ♪ Keep running back ♪ 1230 01:00:49,357 --> 01:00:50,526 ♪ Yeah ♪ 1231 01:00:52,861 --> 01:00:54,195 JIMMY: That's power for you. 1232 01:00:54,279 --> 01:00:55,947 It's a powerful drug. 1233 01:00:56,031 --> 01:00:57,616 That's not a joke, George. 1234 01:00:57,699 --> 01:01:00,118 You literally just repeated the same word twice. 1235 01:01:00,201 --> 01:01:01,662 Do you two need a time-out? 1236 01:01:04,748 --> 01:01:07,543 You can fool some of the people all the time, 1237 01:01:07,626 --> 01:01:09,670 and all the people some of the time. 1238 01:01:09,753 --> 01:01:11,171 But you can never fool yourself. 1239 01:01:11,254 --> 01:01:13,298 Finally, we agree. 1240 01:01:13,381 --> 01:01:16,426 Honesty, that's something we always had in common, Abe. 1241 01:01:16,510 --> 01:01:21,097 So, I guess the only question now... Is him. 1242 01:01:21,932 --> 01:01:22,533 (♪♪♪) 1243 01:01:39,282 --> 01:01:40,784 You're standing in the dark. 1244 01:01:41,785 --> 01:01:43,411 Light bulbs went out. 1245 01:01:43,494 --> 01:01:45,246 Nobody here to change them. 1246 01:01:46,414 --> 01:01:47,040 I'll do it. 1247 01:01:47,123 --> 01:01:48,542 I'll do it now. 1248 01:01:48,625 --> 01:01:50,627 Your sister got fired. 1249 01:01:52,462 --> 01:01:53,714 What? 1250 01:01:53,797 --> 01:01:56,633 Nine years at that school down the drain. 1251 01:02:01,555 --> 01:02:05,475 And now I'm trying to decide what I'm supposed to do. 1252 01:02:08,770 --> 01:02:10,313 Uh, I got it. 1253 01:02:13,609 --> 01:02:16,444 "What a man thinks of himself, 1254 01:02:16,528 --> 01:02:19,197 that is which determines his fate." 1255 01:02:21,407 --> 01:02:22,909 You believe that? 1256 01:02:24,452 --> 01:02:25,746 I... I don't know. 1257 01:02:27,789 --> 01:02:30,041 Listen. 1258 01:02:30,125 --> 01:02:32,878 You have an extraordinary gift. 1259 01:02:32,961 --> 01:02:34,004 I mean it, son. 1260 01:02:34,087 --> 01:02:36,757 You... you have the great gift of empathy. 1261 01:02:36,840 --> 01:02:38,509 Don't ever lose that. 1262 01:02:40,636 --> 01:02:44,472 But you spent the last 25 years withering away on that stool, 1263 01:02:44,556 --> 01:02:49,520 packaging up boxes in an increasingly unprofitable 1264 01:02:49,603 --> 01:02:53,607 souvenir shop in the middle of Northeast Texas. 1265 01:02:53,690 --> 01:02:55,526 Well, you needed the help. 1266 01:02:55,609 --> 01:02:59,195 Each of our lives is, is priceless, Jimmy. 1267 01:02:59,279 --> 01:03:05,911 And we have a sacred responsibility to ourselves. 1268 01:03:07,078 --> 01:03:10,081 We can't just throw away our futures. 1269 01:03:10,165 --> 01:03:13,126 I can't just leave you all alone. 1270 01:03:13,209 --> 01:03:14,460 I'm your son. 1271 01:03:14,545 --> 01:03:15,879 That's right. 1272 01:03:15,962 --> 01:03:18,298 And so for the very first time in my life, 1273 01:03:18,381 --> 01:03:22,844 I'm gonna be the parent that I always wanted to be. 1274 01:03:25,138 --> 01:03:26,807 Jimmy... 1275 01:03:29,059 --> 01:03:30,811 ...you're fired. 1276 01:03:39,444 --> 01:03:40,946 (Chuckles) 1277 01:03:43,532 --> 01:03:45,491 You gotta get outta here, son. 1278 01:03:45,576 --> 01:03:48,579 You gotta stop worrying about your old man 1279 01:03:48,662 --> 01:03:51,247 and you gotta stop worrying about ancient history. 1280 01:03:51,331 --> 01:03:55,335 And you gotta stop using this place as another excuse 1281 01:03:55,418 --> 01:04:00,465 as to why your life is not where you know 1282 01:04:00,549 --> 01:04:02,342 it's supposed to be. 1283 01:04:02,425 --> 01:04:03,026 (♪♪♪) 1284 01:04:27,784 --> 01:04:30,036 History has known a lot of leaders. 1285 01:04:30,829 --> 01:04:32,914 Some were pretty awesome. 1286 01:04:32,998 --> 01:04:35,959 And some really sucked. 1287 01:04:37,127 --> 01:04:39,004 And every leader has some version of both of 1288 01:04:39,087 --> 01:04:41,798 these guys inside of us at all times. 1289 01:04:45,343 --> 01:04:47,721 And so it's up to us, every day, 1290 01:04:47,804 --> 01:04:49,848 to choose which path we take. 1291 01:04:49,931 --> 01:04:51,683 Because it is a choice. 1292 01:04:51,767 --> 01:04:55,270 And even though the bad choice might be easier, 1293 01:04:55,353 --> 01:04:58,231 we all know deep in our hearts when it's wrong. 1294 01:05:01,401 --> 01:05:02,152 In this election, 1295 01:05:02,235 --> 01:05:06,114 I have failed, turned my back on my good impulses 1296 01:05:06,197 --> 01:05:08,825 and I leaned into my bad ones. 1297 01:05:09,993 --> 01:05:12,287 But it's never too late for any of us to examine 1298 01:05:12,370 --> 01:05:15,331 our choices and reverse course. 1299 01:05:15,415 --> 01:05:18,835 Faiza Al-Ghamdi didn't serve beer at a keg party. 1300 01:05:18,919 --> 01:05:20,546 Faiza wasn't even there. 1301 01:05:20,629 --> 01:05:23,256 She's a good student who has served her constituents well 1302 01:05:23,339 --> 01:05:26,217 and is very deserving of every one of her supporters. 1303 01:05:26,301 --> 01:05:28,512 Metetakee Tolmochusse is also deserving 1304 01:05:28,595 --> 01:05:30,514 of his supporters, because despite 1305 01:05:30,597 --> 01:05:32,849 a very questionable campaign slogan 1306 01:05:32,933 --> 01:05:35,226 and some decidedly odd fashion choices, 1307 01:05:35,310 --> 01:05:36,436 he's a good guy. 1308 01:05:36,520 --> 01:05:38,396 But if I had to vote for one person in 1309 01:05:38,479 --> 01:05:40,732 tomorrow's election, I wouldn't vote for either 1310 01:05:40,816 --> 01:05:41,900 of those two candidates, 1311 01:05:41,983 --> 01:05:45,445 and I wouldn't vote for me either. 1312 01:05:47,113 --> 01:05:50,283 I'd write in someone who isn't even officially running. 1313 01:05:52,035 --> 01:05:53,411 Noa Polly. 1314 01:05:53,494 --> 01:05:58,542 They're honorable, passionate, and dedicated. 1315 01:05:58,625 --> 01:06:00,418 They look out for everybody at RHS, 1316 01:06:00,502 --> 01:06:03,547 even those of us who don't immediately fit in. 1317 01:06:05,674 --> 01:06:08,259 They're not doing it for Ivy League scholarships 1318 01:06:08,343 --> 01:06:10,303 or TikTok followers 1319 01:06:10,386 --> 01:06:14,307 or a fancy internship at the governor's office. 1320 01:06:14,390 --> 01:06:16,392 Noa fights every day for one reason 1321 01:06:16,476 --> 01:06:18,269 and one reason only. 1322 01:06:18,353 --> 01:06:19,563 Because they want to make your school 1323 01:06:19,646 --> 01:06:21,147 a better place. 1324 01:06:25,736 --> 01:06:27,613 They have integrity. 1325 01:06:30,699 --> 01:06:32,743 And that's the stuff that real leaders are made of. 1326 01:06:42,836 --> 01:06:44,505 AMA (ON SPEAKER): Good luck to all of our candidates. 1327 01:06:44,588 --> 01:06:47,340 And remember, voting is one of the great privileges of 1328 01:06:47,423 --> 01:06:48,842 a democratic society. 1329 01:06:48,925 --> 01:06:50,051 Make yours count. 1330 01:06:50,135 --> 01:06:51,803 (Students roaring) 1331 01:06:57,809 --> 01:06:59,645 ♪ We gonna take your pick, we gonna run it ♪ 1332 01:06:59,728 --> 01:07:00,562 (Roaring) 1333 01:07:00,646 --> 01:07:02,272 ♪ We gonna take your pick, we gonna run it ♪ 1334 01:07:02,355 --> 01:07:04,525 ♪ We gonna take your pick, we gonna run it, quit ♪ 1335 01:07:04,608 --> 01:07:06,484 ♪ When we in the field, we gonna run up the score ♪ 1336 01:07:06,568 --> 01:07:08,945 ♪ Yeah, I got a little bit, gotta give me some more ♪ 1337 01:07:09,029 --> 01:07:10,947 ♪ They know that I can, but they say that I won't ♪ 1338 01:07:11,031 --> 01:07:13,283 ♪ Run for a couple bills, you could put on a show ♪ 1339 01:07:13,366 --> 01:07:14,993 ♪ And in my head I'm checking, maybe they will 1340 01:07:15,076 --> 01:07:15,827 Or maybe they won't ♪ 1341 01:07:15,911 --> 01:07:17,538 ♪ I'm checking the bill, they looking for quote 1342 01:07:17,621 --> 01:07:19,247 I'm all about promotion ♪ 1343 01:07:23,334 --> 01:07:25,879 JIMMY (ON PHONE): They have integrity. 1344 01:07:25,962 --> 01:07:28,381 And that's the stuff that real leaders are made of. 1345 01:07:33,261 --> 01:07:35,138 Oh, God. 1346 01:07:37,390 --> 01:07:39,059 Um... 1347 01:07:39,475 --> 01:07:40,852 Coward. 1348 01:07:43,104 --> 01:07:45,023 Now you're assaulting people? 1349 01:07:46,525 --> 01:07:48,652 I was helping you. 1350 01:07:49,611 --> 01:07:51,029 I can fight my own battles. 1351 01:07:51,112 --> 01:07:53,239 I know you can. 1352 01:07:53,323 --> 01:07:55,200 I'm just not sure you will. 1353 01:07:56,451 --> 01:07:57,744 What is that supposed to mean? 1354 01:07:57,828 --> 01:07:59,996 Jimmy's TikTok was right, Noa. 1355 01:08:00,080 --> 01:08:01,665 We all have hard choices to make, 1356 01:08:01,748 --> 01:08:03,709 but just because they're hard doesn't mean we can't make them. 1357 01:08:03,792 --> 01:08:06,545 All you did just now was throw a high schooler into the wall, 1358 01:08:06,628 --> 01:08:08,797 that doesn't count as systemic change. 1359 01:08:08,880 --> 01:08:11,257 And besides, when it comes to having the courage to 1360 01:08:11,341 --> 01:08:13,844 make tough decisions, you don't have a lot of room 1361 01:08:13,927 --> 01:08:14,761 to talk. 1362 01:08:14,845 --> 01:08:18,640 Look, I know what I said was hurtful 1363 01:08:18,724 --> 01:08:20,475 and I'm sorry, okay? 1364 01:08:21,560 --> 01:08:25,897 But like, I don't know who's gonna see that picture. 1365 01:08:25,981 --> 01:08:27,398 Am I gonna have a two-hour conversation with 1366 01:08:27,482 --> 01:08:29,400 my dad, a conversation which we both know 1367 01:08:29,484 --> 01:08:31,319 isn't going to end well? 1368 01:08:31,402 --> 01:08:35,907 Maybe not, but what is the alternative, right? 1369 01:08:35,991 --> 01:08:37,534 What are we supposed to do? 1370 01:08:37,618 --> 01:08:42,539 Just refuse to be honest about who we are? 1371 01:08:42,623 --> 01:08:45,584 Roll over and let the trolls win? 1372 01:08:48,086 --> 01:08:48,687 (♪♪♪) 1373 01:09:03,560 --> 01:09:06,312 As the duly appointed student council elections chair, 1374 01:09:06,396 --> 01:09:09,650 I believe I'm required to double check the vote count. 1375 01:09:14,279 --> 01:09:15,280 (Chuckles) 1376 01:09:15,363 --> 01:09:16,031 Yeah. 1377 01:09:16,114 --> 01:09:18,491 Oh, it's friends like you that really help keep 1378 01:09:18,575 --> 01:09:20,160 this place well-funded. 1379 01:09:20,243 --> 01:09:20,869 Oh, thank you. 1380 01:09:20,952 --> 01:09:23,038 Hey, you know, that next check you write, 1381 01:09:23,121 --> 01:09:25,040 can it be one of those really big ones? 1382 01:09:25,123 --> 01:09:26,542 You know? 1383 01:09:26,625 --> 01:09:28,293 How you hold up and show the people? 1384 01:09:28,376 --> 01:09:30,336 (Chuckling) 1385 01:09:34,883 --> 01:09:36,259 Can we talk? 1386 01:09:37,343 --> 01:09:39,304 You got three minutes. 1387 01:09:39,387 --> 01:09:40,972 (Sighs) 1388 01:09:42,891 --> 01:09:46,978 My sister made a mistake in vouching for me. 1389 01:09:47,062 --> 01:09:48,855 You don't say. 1390 01:09:48,939 --> 01:09:50,566 I didn't deserve it. 1391 01:09:50,649 --> 01:09:52,568 Shocked beyond measure. 1392 01:09:52,651 --> 01:09:57,155 Believing in my potential and fighting for it even, 1393 01:09:57,238 --> 01:09:59,240 even when I no longer believed in it myself. 1394 01:10:03,494 --> 01:10:06,331 But isn't that what being an educator's all about? 1395 01:10:07,498 --> 01:10:09,334 Fighting to give the least-likely students 1396 01:10:09,417 --> 01:10:11,753 a chance to be successful. 1397 01:10:11,837 --> 01:10:13,755 Not just looking out for the obvious winners, 1398 01:10:13,839 --> 01:10:17,008 but... but fighting for the potential in everybody. 1399 01:10:17,092 --> 01:10:19,636 I don't know how many other candidates you've got 1400 01:10:19,720 --> 01:10:21,513 waiting in the wings that have proven just as willing 1401 01:10:21,597 --> 01:10:24,140 to fight these battles as my sister, 1402 01:10:24,224 --> 01:10:26,768 but I'd be willing to wager everything that you 1403 01:10:26,852 --> 01:10:28,520 don't have a single one. 1404 01:10:29,479 --> 01:10:32,190 You'd be willing to wager everything? 1405 01:10:35,736 --> 01:10:38,154 AMA (ON SPEAKER): And now for the results of yesterday's election. 1406 01:10:38,238 --> 01:10:41,074 But before I read them, I wanna make a special mention 1407 01:10:41,157 --> 01:10:44,578 of someone who received more write-in votes 1408 01:10:44,661 --> 01:10:46,412 than any other previous student 1409 01:10:46,496 --> 01:10:48,289 in Richardson High School history. 1410 01:10:48,373 --> 01:10:49,541 Noa Polly, 1411 01:10:49,625 --> 01:10:53,294 who received a whopping 72 write-in votes 1412 01:10:53,378 --> 01:10:55,506 for senior class president. 1413 01:10:55,589 --> 01:10:57,423 Congratulations, Noa. 1414 01:10:57,508 --> 01:10:58,925 And now on to the winners. 1415 01:11:00,260 --> 01:11:01,136 Jimmy. 1416 01:11:01,219 --> 01:11:03,054 Wait, no, you can't look at that. 1417 01:11:03,930 --> 01:11:05,516 Stop the announcement. 1418 01:11:09,102 --> 01:11:10,854 What is taking so long? 1419 01:11:12,272 --> 01:11:14,024 AMA (ON SPEAKER): Sorry for the delay there. 1420 01:11:15,817 --> 01:11:19,154 But without further ado, Richardson High School's 1421 01:11:19,237 --> 01:11:22,365 new senior class president is... 1422 01:11:23,700 --> 01:11:25,702 Metetakee Tolmochusse! 1423 01:11:27,037 --> 01:11:28,413 Wait, what? 1424 01:11:29,122 --> 01:11:30,248 Wait, what? 1425 01:11:31,124 --> 01:11:32,333 (Chuckles) 1426 01:11:32,417 --> 01:11:35,420 (Cheering, whistling) 1427 01:11:37,088 --> 01:11:39,550 Why did you do that? 1428 01:11:44,345 --> 01:11:45,263 A little help. 1429 01:11:46,640 --> 01:11:47,390 Hey! Meat! 1430 01:11:47,473 --> 01:11:48,182 -Meat! Meat! -Meat! Meat! 1431 01:11:48,224 --> 01:11:48,975 -Meat! Meat! -Meat! Meat! 1432 01:11:49,059 --> 01:11:49,851 -Meat! Meat! -Meat! Meat! 1433 01:11:49,935 --> 01:11:50,602 -Meat! Meat! -Meat! Meat! 1434 01:11:50,644 --> 01:11:51,378 -Meat! Meat! -Meat! Meat! 1435 01:11:51,436 --> 01:11:52,103 -Meat! Meat! -Meat! Meat! 1436 01:11:52,145 --> 01:11:53,188 -Meat! Meat! -Yeah! 1437 01:11:56,650 --> 01:11:57,609 Don't worry. 1438 01:11:57,693 --> 01:12:00,737 You can always run again, in what, 25 years? 1439 01:12:00,821 --> 01:12:01,421 (♪♪♪) 1440 01:12:12,123 --> 01:12:14,417 The world is still full of good people, Noa. 1441 01:12:15,627 --> 01:12:17,671 And you're one of the very best I've ever met. 1442 01:12:17,754 --> 01:12:18,354 (♪♪♪) 1443 01:12:32,769 --> 01:12:33,369 (♪♪♪) 1444 01:12:42,362 --> 01:12:43,614 Hey! 1445 01:12:45,949 --> 01:12:48,619 You don't have to win an election to be a leader. 1446 01:12:57,293 --> 01:12:59,462 JIMMY: You must be the new principal. 1447 01:13:03,258 --> 01:13:06,052 You didn't have to drop out of school again, Jimmy. 1448 01:13:06,136 --> 01:13:07,638 Yeah, I did. 1449 01:13:07,721 --> 01:13:09,890 Superintendent said so explicitly. 1450 01:13:13,560 --> 01:13:15,646 You're a real piece of shit, you know that? 1451 01:13:17,564 --> 01:13:21,234 Yeah, well, like all pieces of hereditary shit, 1452 01:13:21,317 --> 01:13:24,195 there ain't nothing anybody can do about it. 1453 01:13:25,989 --> 01:13:27,658 All right, I'm off to go re-enroll 1454 01:13:27,741 --> 01:13:29,868 at J.J. Pearce High School. 1455 01:13:31,537 --> 01:13:33,914 Don't look so surprised, people do it all the time. 1456 01:13:33,997 --> 01:13:35,666 A few months ago, I heard that some old football player 1457 01:13:35,749 --> 01:13:37,208 re-enrolled. 1458 01:13:38,168 --> 01:13:38,769 (♪♪♪) 1459 01:13:56,394 --> 01:13:57,270 And second, 1460 01:13:57,353 --> 01:13:59,022 I would like to ask for a round of applause 1461 01:13:59,105 --> 01:14:00,732 for Faiza Al-Ghamdi. 1462 01:14:00,816 --> 01:14:02,526 (Students cheering) 1463 01:14:02,609 --> 01:14:06,029 I simply could not have done this job without you. 1464 01:14:06,112 --> 01:14:07,823 And congrats on getting into Yale. 1465 01:14:07,906 --> 01:14:09,199 You deserved it. 1466 01:14:09,282 --> 01:14:12,285 (Students cheering) 1467 01:14:13,453 --> 01:14:16,832 And lastly, this is gonna sound a little cocky, 1468 01:14:16,915 --> 01:14:18,750 but I'd like to thank me. 1469 01:14:18,834 --> 01:14:22,629 Because over this past year, I've learned so much, 1470 01:14:22,713 --> 01:14:25,423 but mostly just the things I was capable of. 1471 01:14:28,134 --> 01:14:29,052 Good job, old buddy, 1472 01:14:29,135 --> 01:14:32,055 you're not just a stupid idiot after all. 1473 01:14:32,138 --> 01:14:34,641 (Chuckling) 1474 01:14:34,725 --> 01:14:39,813 As it turns out, you simply cannot beat the Meat. 1475 01:14:39,896 --> 01:14:42,107 (Students cheering) 1476 01:14:42,190 --> 01:14:43,274 Woo! 1477 01:14:53,159 --> 01:14:55,537 One stall, no urinal? 1478 01:14:55,621 --> 01:14:57,664 Ah, "gender neutral", I think the kids call it 1479 01:14:57,748 --> 01:14:58,832 these days. 1480 01:14:58,915 --> 01:15:00,250 Yeah. Nice job. 1481 01:15:27,694 --> 01:15:30,614 So, how's summer school? 1482 01:15:30,697 --> 01:15:32,073 Almost over. (CHUCKLES) 1483 01:15:32,157 --> 01:15:34,242 Oh, I'm so proud of you, son. 1484 01:15:35,493 --> 01:15:36,912 Yeah. 1485 01:15:38,580 --> 01:15:40,832 I'm proud of you too, pop. 1486 01:15:42,000 --> 01:15:44,002 KAI: Hey. Mr. B, come on. 1487 01:15:44,085 --> 01:15:45,796 -Let's do this. -I got it. 1488 01:15:45,879 --> 01:15:49,591 A one, a two... A 1, 2, 3, hit it! 1489 01:15:55,722 --> 01:15:58,725 (Crowd cheering) 1490 01:16:02,062 --> 01:16:03,814 WOMAN 4: Go Noa! 1491 01:16:03,897 --> 01:16:05,816 (Cheering) 1492 01:16:05,899 --> 01:16:06,650 CROWD: Noa! 1493 01:16:06,733 --> 01:16:07,483 Noa! 1494 01:16:07,568 --> 01:16:08,318 Noa! 1495 01:16:08,401 --> 01:16:09,194 Noa! 1496 01:16:09,277 --> 01:16:10,070 Noa! 1497 01:16:10,153 --> 01:16:10,862 Noa! 1498 01:16:10,946 --> 01:16:11,613 Noa! 1499 01:16:11,697 --> 01:16:12,405 Noa! 1500 01:16:12,488 --> 01:16:13,198 Noa! 1501 01:16:13,281 --> 01:16:14,032 Noa! 1502 01:16:14,115 --> 01:16:14,783 Noa! 1503 01:16:14,866 --> 01:16:17,869 (Cheering) 1504 01:16:20,371 --> 01:16:21,832 Good afternoon, everybody. 1505 01:16:21,915 --> 01:16:23,041 Thanks so much for being here. 1506 01:16:23,124 --> 01:16:25,502 (Crowd cheering) 1507 01:16:25,586 --> 01:16:28,463 I'd like to start with a huge thanks to Stan Bauer 1508 01:16:28,547 --> 01:16:30,090 and everyone at Stan's Memorabilia for hosting us. 1509 01:16:30,173 --> 01:16:30,841 Ey! 1510 01:16:30,924 --> 01:16:33,844 (Cheering) 1511 01:16:33,927 --> 01:16:38,640 And now, without further ado, I am so thrilled to unveil 1512 01:16:38,724 --> 01:16:41,727 the launch of our brand new TikTok ad campaign. 1513 01:16:41,810 --> 01:16:42,811 MAN 4: Yay! 1514 01:16:47,608 --> 01:16:49,275 When most people imagine a politician, 1515 01:16:49,359 --> 01:16:51,945 they picture something like this. 1516 01:16:53,739 --> 01:16:54,656 (Crowd chuckles) 1517 01:16:54,740 --> 01:16:57,033 NOA: But if you're like me, then maybe that image might 1518 01:16:57,117 --> 01:17:00,120 make you feel just a little bit left out. 1519 01:17:00,203 --> 01:17:01,204 (Chuckling) 1520 01:17:01,287 --> 01:17:03,498 Because in this changing moment in time, 1521 01:17:03,582 --> 01:17:06,126 it's important that we have a leader who not only supports 1522 01:17:06,209 --> 01:17:07,293 our changing city, 1523 01:17:07,377 --> 01:17:10,255 but is a reflection of that change, 1524 01:17:10,338 --> 01:17:12,465 to show that no matter how different we are 1525 01:17:12,549 --> 01:17:16,803 or how other we may feel, we all deserve an equal chance 1526 01:17:16,887 --> 01:17:19,848 to grow, from caterpillar into butterfly. 1527 01:17:21,933 --> 01:17:24,645 I'm Noa Polly, and I'm asking for your vote 1528 01:17:24,728 --> 01:17:26,354 for Dallas City Council. 1529 01:17:26,897 --> 01:17:29,900 (Cheering) 1530 01:17:30,316 --> 01:17:32,277 Uh, let's give it up for my campaign manager, 1531 01:17:32,360 --> 01:17:33,194 Jimmy Bauer, by the way. 1532 01:17:33,278 --> 01:17:35,238 Old dude can make a TikTok, am I right? 1533 01:17:35,321 --> 01:17:37,824 (Crowd cheering) 1534 01:17:37,908 --> 01:17:40,368 As we embark on this momentous campaign, 1535 01:17:40,451 --> 01:17:45,165 stay bold, stay fearless, and keep fighting. 1536 01:17:45,248 --> 01:17:48,502 Because it's not how we start our journey that matters. 1537 01:17:49,545 --> 01:17:51,129 It's how we finish it. 1538 01:17:54,049 --> 01:17:54,650 Hear, hear! 1539 01:17:54,716 --> 01:17:57,636 (Crowd cheering, whistling) 1540 01:17:57,719 --> 01:17:58,319 (♪♪♪) 1541 01:18:08,146 --> 01:18:09,648 SHAWNA: Stan's Memorabilia. 1542 01:18:10,899 --> 01:18:13,318 Hey Jimmy, it's for you. 1543 01:18:14,695 --> 01:18:15,654 Hey, I gotta go. 1544 01:18:15,737 --> 01:18:18,364 I'm headed to a wellness retreat for the weekend. 1545 01:18:18,448 --> 01:18:20,784 My first inner intimacy workshop starts in an hour. 1546 01:18:20,867 --> 01:18:22,911 If I'm late, I'll miss ecstatic dance. 1547 01:18:28,584 --> 01:18:29,793 This is Jimmy. 1548 01:18:29,876 --> 01:18:32,462 Jimmy, Manish Singh. 1549 01:18:35,591 --> 01:18:36,550 From high school? 1550 01:18:36,633 --> 01:18:38,885 Yeah, no, I... I re... I remember. 1551 01:18:38,969 --> 01:18:41,387 MANISH (ON PHONE): Hey, we were just trying to get in touch with Noa Polly. 1552 01:18:41,471 --> 01:18:43,348 My office has been calling and texting the number 1553 01:18:43,431 --> 01:18:44,516 we got from the school, 1554 01:18:44,600 --> 01:18:46,727 but we haven't been able to connect. 1555 01:18:46,810 --> 01:18:49,229 Hey, Noa, have you been getting any missed calls 1556 01:18:49,312 --> 01:18:50,814 or texts from... 1557 01:18:50,897 --> 01:18:54,109 It'll come up as blocked, official state biz and all. 1558 01:18:54,192 --> 01:18:55,485 A blocked number? 1559 01:18:58,029 --> 01:19:00,323 Really? Holy shit. 1560 01:19:00,406 --> 01:19:02,784 Governor Singh just endorsed our campaign. 1561 01:19:02,868 --> 01:19:05,871 (Cheering) 1562 01:19:08,665 --> 01:19:11,835 Wow, uh, Governor Singh, thank you. 1563 01:19:11,918 --> 01:19:14,462 MANISH (ON PHONE): Your candidate's got a real future, Jimmy. 1564 01:19:14,546 --> 01:19:16,798 Now they just need to work on their accent. 1565 01:19:18,592 --> 01:19:19,926 Mm. 1566 01:19:28,226 --> 01:19:29,811 STANISLAW: Hey, son. 1567 01:19:29,895 --> 01:19:32,856 You know, I was thinking, with all this new merchandise, 1568 01:19:32,939 --> 01:19:35,191 I don't think we have room for this on the floor. 1569 01:19:36,527 --> 01:19:37,127 (♪♪♪) 1570 01:19:50,165 --> 01:19:50,766 ♪ Oh! ♪ 1571 01:19:59,465 --> 01:20:02,844 ♪ Oh! ♪ 1572 01:20:03,595 --> 01:20:07,724 ♪ I'm still learning how to untie love ♪ 1573 01:20:08,975 --> 01:20:15,273 ♪ And I've pulled apart most everyone ♪ 1574 01:20:16,232 --> 01:20:18,652 I'm Manish Singh and I approve this message. 1575 01:20:18,735 --> 01:20:22,989 Alamo, come here boy. 1576 01:20:23,073 --> 01:20:23,865 ♪ They're still alive ♪ 1577 01:20:23,949 --> 01:20:24,783 Alamo. 1578 01:20:24,866 --> 01:20:26,326 - Alamo, it's your cue. - ♪ They're new to me ♪ 1579 01:20:26,409 --> 01:20:27,327 -Oh, good boy. -Good boy. 1580 01:20:27,410 --> 01:20:28,244 Alamo! 1581 01:20:28,328 --> 01:20:29,705 Good boy. Come here. 1582 01:20:29,788 --> 01:20:30,622 Come here, baby. 1583 01:20:30,706 --> 01:20:31,832 We're gonna have to do this again. 1584 01:20:31,915 --> 01:20:33,499 ♪ I don't blame you ♪ 1585 01:20:33,584 --> 01:20:35,627 I'm Manish Singh and I approve this message. 1586 01:20:35,711 --> 01:20:37,170 -♪ I don't mind ♪ -That was too early, Alamo. 1587 01:20:37,253 --> 01:20:38,004 Can we do it again? 1588 01:20:38,088 --> 01:20:40,549 ♪ Ways I'll forget about you in time ♪ 1589 01:20:40,632 --> 01:20:41,800 We gotta do this again. 1590 01:20:41,883 --> 01:20:43,969 Alamo, I said as soon as I finish my line. 1591 01:20:44,052 --> 01:20:45,679 -♪ This morning I awoke ♪ -Here, come on, Alamo. 1592 01:20:45,762 --> 01:20:47,764 - Come on, come on. - ♪ To the sound of birds ♪ 1593 01:20:47,848 --> 01:20:50,767 I'm Manish Singh and I approve this message. 1594 01:20:50,851 --> 01:20:52,477 -Alamo. -Too late. 1595 01:20:52,561 --> 01:20:55,981 I'm Manish Singh and I approve this message. 1596 01:20:56,064 --> 01:20:58,817 He was literally in front of me. 1597 01:20:58,900 --> 01:20:59,693 Literally. 1598 01:20:59,776 --> 01:21:02,946 I'm Manish Singh and I approve this message. 1599 01:21:03,029 --> 01:21:05,281 Now, Alamo! 1600 01:21:05,365 --> 01:21:06,783 -Alamo! -Alamo! 1601 01:21:06,867 --> 01:21:08,326 ♪ Fight the wind ♪ 1602 01:21:08,409 --> 01:21:10,954 How many takes are you gonna ruin, Alamo? 1603 01:21:11,037 --> 01:21:12,748 ♪ And all the sights of you I've seen ♪ 1604 01:21:12,831 --> 01:21:15,458 -I'm Mani... -Smile, smile. 1605 01:21:15,542 --> 01:21:16,752 (INDISTINCT SPEECH) ♪ Oh ♪ 1606 01:21:16,835 --> 01:21:18,253 Okay. 1607 01:21:18,336 --> 01:21:19,505 ♪ I don't know which to believe ♪ 1608 01:21:19,588 --> 01:21:21,131 Where are you going? 1609 01:21:24,760 --> 01:21:29,890 ♪ I much prefer being alone with the birds 1610 01:21:29,973 --> 01:21:32,392 And their songs ♪ 1611 01:21:33,268 --> 01:21:35,103 ♪ 'Cause they won't leave ♪ 1612 01:21:35,186 --> 01:21:40,108 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 1613 01:21:40,191 --> 01:21:46,823 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 1614 01:21:47,866 --> 01:21:53,496 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 1615 01:21:53,580 --> 01:22:00,170 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 1616 01:22:01,337 --> 01:22:01,938 (♪♪♪) 1617 01:22:16,352 --> 01:22:16,953 (♪♪♪) 1618 01:22:31,367 --> 01:22:31,968 (♪♪♪) 1619 01:22:46,382 --> 01:22:46,983 (♪♪♪) 1620 01:23:01,397 --> 01:23:01,998 (♪♪♪) 1621 01:23:16,412 --> 01:23:17,013 (♪♪♪) 1622 01:23:31,219 --> 01:23:31,820 (♪♪♪) 1623 01:23:46,234 --> 01:23:46,835 (♪♪♪) 1624 01:23:58,288 --> 01:23:58,889 (♪♪♪) 1625 01:24:13,303 --> 01:24:13,904 (♪♪♪) 112796

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