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Curtis: [ Humming ]
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Mm-hmm.
What do you think?
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"Coke Classic"
or "Crystal Pepsi"?
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Crystal Pepsi.
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No Crystal Pepsi
after Labor Day.
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Every day
is after Labor Day.
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[ Beeping ]
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Hmm.
Hmm?
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I've just never seen you
fiddle so much with the presets.
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It's my ex-wife's
inauguration,
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not a villain's lair.
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I want to look good.
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So you're thinking about this
as kind of a date?
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What? I'm not a teenager, Banks.
We're divorced.
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She's a governor now,
and she's reaching out.
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I just want to...
reward that reach,
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inspire further reaching.
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Ugh! Oh, my God.
[ Knocking ]
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Sir, the head
of Homeland Security,
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a real fuddy and duddy
of a man, is here.
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Send him in, Janice.
Agent O'Doyle,
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you are
being red carded, again.
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Apparently, you broke
a congressman's arm in five places.
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He brandished an
edged weapon at the president.
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He says it was
a replica Civil War sword
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and he was being
politically theatrical.
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Well, the stage is pain.
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Still, please report
for reevaluation
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at West Wing World.
What? No! That's my boy.
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And I thought the congressman
agreed to keep it quiet.
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It was actually
pretty loud -
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five really distinct,
unforgettable sounds.
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The congressman
isn't the one who talked.
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Rho Banks, you also need
to report for reevaluation
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for snitching on O'Doyle.
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Banks!
[ Scoffs ] That scans.
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Snitching? I cooperated
with a formal inquiry.
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You asked me
what happened. Yeah.
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You're supposed to
lie to me, dummy.
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Look, none of my business,
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but I assume you guys are
attempting to be a team here,
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something with a sense
of franchise.
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That comes with trust.
Pass.
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In the meantime,
Special Agent Chomps
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will fill in for O'Doyle.
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Ah! [ Chuckles ]
It's good to see you again, sir.
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No, man! No!
Not Chomps!
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The only thing cool about him
is his name.
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Chomps is our
highest-ranking agent.
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He's a normie. He's a Chad.
Am I using that right?
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I need my team.
I'm seeing my ex-wife tonight.
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You're not seeing it
as, like, a date, are you?
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Fuck you,
and fuck you for snitching.
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And, Chomps,
what's with the clenched fists?
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You trying to convince us
you're a badass?
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I brought candy!
Together: Aww.
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Oh, fucking Chomps, man.
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??
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??
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??
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Wow. Your ex-wife has
had quite the career, sir -
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the only mayor of Chicago
who could rehabilitate Candyman.
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People gave her a lot of flak
for that concept, including me.
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But her ideas work.
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Um, sir, are you sure
about the flowers?
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The governor might
interpret them as a...move.
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Chomps,
when I want your help,
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I'll stand in the path
of a bullet.
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Copy that.
Andre!
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Congratulations,
governor-elect.
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Looking sharp,
Beverly.
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And you are handsome,
as always.
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I love the flowers,
but you know
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you can't hand those to me,
right? Why not?
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Because I won an election,
not a beauty pageant.
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Kind of the same thing,
but point taken.
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I feel like this hug
is going on too long.
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Pretend like I said something
funny, then pull back and laugh.
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I'm usually the one
who says the funny thing.
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Now that's hilarious.
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[ Laughter ]
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It's good to see the world
catching up to you, Bev.
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And I got very excited
when you invited me.
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It's not like you had
to invite me, so...
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Oh, Jesus,
of course I had to.
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Sorry?
Think about it.
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Ex-wife of the sitting president
turned governor?
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If you're not here,
that becomes the headline -
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"President Curtis blows off
ex-wife's inauguration
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to fight Bigfoot,"
or whatever.
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I already fought Bigfoot.
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And now I have an even
more challenging assignment.
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What's that?
Don't do anything. Just be here. For me.
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But not underneath me
or above me
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or in front of me
or behind me.
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So...where do you want me?
There are tables everywhere.
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And there's a photo later,
and if you're standing
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too far or too close
to me in it,
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20 years of my work
becomes a tabloid story
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about our sex life,
so...
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nuance.
Oh, Beverly!
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Mind if I steal her,
Mr. President?
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She belongs to the world,
my friend!
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Talk to you later,
Beverly.
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The fuck is nuance?
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[ Intercom chimes ]
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Man: Now entering
Los Silencios: Sector Five.
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Next stop,
West Wing World.
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You understand
I didn't, like, tattle on you.
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You explained already.
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Someone asked you
what I did,
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and you answered them.
Exactly!
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And isn't your gimmick
that you never lie?
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I would have kept quiet.
Okay.
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So if I murdered someone
and you saw it
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and the police asked you
if I murdered someone,
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you would just, pfft,
say nothing?
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Is this scenario happening
after you snitched on me?
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Hey, aren't you
the Secret Service guy
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who broke
that congressman's arm?
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Uh...
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See how easy?
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Yes.
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Now arriving
at West Wing World.
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[ Intercom chimes ]
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Geez.
What even is this place?
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It's a simulated town
populated by robots
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that test you on the skills
required by your position.
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I take it the results don't
matter or you'd be gone by now.
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I'm just good at it,
Banks.
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They put me on a fake street
and try to trick me into shooting a baby.
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I even know the pattern.
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Gun, baby, gun, gun, baby,
baby, baby, gun, baby, gun, gun,
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and it ends
with a gun baby. A what?
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A baby with a gun.
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It's a no-win scenario,
but this time I have an idea.
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Hi there, Chief of Staff Banks
and Special Agent O'Doyle.
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All interactions with our staff
are tracked on these.
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You must score 70% or more,
otherwise you'll be fired.
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That's fine.
[ Device chimes ]
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Even-keeled in the face
of a threat.
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Nice work,
Agent O'Doyle.
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You better fucking
believe it.
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Narrator: But Beverly Mills
didn't see a horror story,
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she saw hope.
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Working with Candyman
and urban scientists,
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they created CPEP, the Candyman
Perpetual Energy Project,
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a system that captured
his murdering energy
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with a series of mirrors,
hooks,
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and kinetic impact absorbers.
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Candyman, Candyman,
Candyman, Candyman, Candyman.
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Candyman, Candyman, Candyman,
Candyman, Candyman.
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A decade later,
CPEP powers over 20% of Chicago,
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and Candyman stands as a symbol
of monster crime reborn.
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From CPEP
to raising minimum wage
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to Babadook book drives,
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Governor Mills is powering
Illinois by planning ahead.
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Still don't trust
that Babadook, though.
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Pfft...
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[ Laughs ]
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[ Sighs ]
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Uh, would you like
to leave, sir?
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I can't leave!
That'd piss her off forever.
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She wants me to sit here
like a prop?
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That's what I'm gonna do.
That's the spirit, sir!
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Tonight, you're just a light
wind under her capable wings.
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You know, my wife,
Nina, always says -
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Hang on.
Does that server look sketchy?
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He's got the mark of
the Chicago Werewolf Syndicate.
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Well, you know, Beverly's big
on werewolf reform.
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She's got that MoonRight
Initiative that's poppin'.
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Uh, Chomps, can you get me
another ChiTown Mule?
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That's not my job,
but I'm happy to serve.
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[ Whistling cheerfully ]
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Hey, pal.
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Oh, Mr. President.
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Got some questions
about the chow. What?
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Yeah, see, I got GERD.
It's this stomach thing.
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Just making sure you're
not planning any
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off-the-menu surprises.
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Uh, no, sir.
Nothing spicy?
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Oh, I think you'll like
what we're gonna serve.
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Sounds pretty vague.
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Can you walk me
through the courses?
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For my GERD.
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[ Mutters ]
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Fuck it.
[ Tray clatters ]
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[ Snarling, growls ]
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Haha!
Gotcha, bitch!
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Oh, shit!
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??
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Aah! Tapat�o!
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Dang it!
Oh, is that a werewolf thing?
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It's an everyone thing!
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No one likes hot sauce
in their eyes!
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Aah!
Chomps! Holy shit!
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Use your silver bullets!
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I don't have silver bullets!
What?!
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O'Doyle has garlic bullets,
salt bullets,
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silver bullets!
I didn't bring silver bullets
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because I don't want
you to fight a werewolf!
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Aah!
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Oof!
Oh, I hate you, Chomps!
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Real silverware.
This event is nice.
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I knew that guy was
up to something.
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Come on,
we gotta go tell Bev.
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And ruin her party?
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Sir, this might be
your last chance with Beverly.
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You really want to blow it
on this?
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What are you doing?
Containing the scent.
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When you kill a werewolf,
they release an alarm pheromone
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that triggers other werewolves
nearby to hulk out.
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I'll call the DoD,
tell them we got a Code Silver,
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get us a rooftop drop.
Damn.
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I thought you weren't
into this kind of shit.
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I'm two months
from retirement,
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and I've never missed
a mission brief.
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[ Grunts ]
Let's move.
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Watch the dew claws.
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Morning, Agent O'Doyle.
I'm Frank.
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I got a big passion
for firearms and safety.
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How are you feeling
today? Fine, sir.
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I got word there are
some bad seeds on this block.
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Think you can identify
only the threats?
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Yes, sir.
Let's see it.
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Gun!
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Baby! Gun! Gun!
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Baby! Baby!
Baby! Baby!
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Gun! Baby!
Gun! Gun!
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Gun baby!
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[ Gun clicks ]
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Huh?
[ Device chimes ]
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My God.
Son, you solved gun baby.
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You better fucking
believe it.
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[ Cheering ]
Thank you, everyone.
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People like you are
what make this country great.
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Great job, sir.
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The town hall ran long,
so I went ahead
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and rescheduled your 5:00
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with the prime minister
of Meepos.
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Oh, no. The moderator.
She's really annoying.
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On it, sir.
[ High-pitched voice ] Hello!
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The president
is running behind,
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but here's my number.
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Let's sync up.
Incredible moderating. Truly.
246
00:08:37,600 --> 00:08:38,750
Okay.
[ Device chimes ]
247
00:08:38,768 --> 00:08:40,145
Excellent work, Banks.
248
00:08:40,186 --> 00:08:41,756
You really
chiefed that staff.
249
00:08:41,813 --> 00:08:43,023
I'm gonna go take a shit.
250
00:08:43,024 --> 00:08:44,648
Give me a holler
if you fall in, sir.
251
00:08:44,649 --> 00:08:46,039
[ Laughs ]
[ Device chimes ]
252
00:08:46,067 --> 00:08:48,611
Oh, hey. Banks, right?
I'm Tom from the train.
253
00:08:48,612 --> 00:08:50,279
Your Secret Service friend
stared at me
254
00:08:50,280 --> 00:08:52,239
until I pissed a little.
Yep. That's O'Doyle for you.
255
00:08:52,240 --> 00:08:54,033
He gets to snap arms
like glow sticks,
256
00:08:54,034 --> 00:08:55,826
and apparently it's my fault
if I don't lie about that.
257
00:08:55,827 --> 00:08:58,580
[ Device beeps ]
What? What the hell?
258
00:08:58,663 --> 00:08:59,998
No!
259
00:09:00,874 --> 00:09:02,667
Are you
fucking kidding me?
260
00:09:02,709 --> 00:09:05,003
Uh, hey, O'Doyle.
How'd your test go?
261
00:09:05,086 --> 00:09:07,172
Mm.
Well, I was acing mine,
262
00:09:07,173 --> 00:09:08,672
but then that guy
from the train
263
00:09:08,673 --> 00:09:10,132
baited me into blabbing
about you,
264
00:09:10,133 --> 00:09:11,675
and he turned out
to be a goddamn robot!
265
00:09:11,676 --> 00:09:13,344
That is why I keep quiet.
266
00:09:13,386 --> 00:09:14,888
Oh, you're such a butt!
267
00:09:14,889 --> 00:09:16,263
I'll figure it out
on my own.
268
00:09:16,264 --> 00:09:17,682
Doubt it.
Ugh!
269
00:09:17,683 --> 00:09:20,267
Ugh! You know, O'Doyle
always carries his own bodies.
270
00:09:20,268 --> 00:09:22,186
Sometimes he carries me, too.
Piggyback.
271
00:09:22,187 --> 00:09:24,481
Right on time.
Come on, shove it inside.
272
00:09:24,522 --> 00:09:26,691
[ Both grunt ]
273
00:09:27,484 --> 00:09:29,486
Jesus.
Had to contain the scent.
274
00:09:29,487 --> 00:09:32,863
Haha! Yep! None of the
pheromones got airborne, sir.
275
00:09:32,864 --> 00:09:34,282
This party is clear.
276
00:09:34,365 --> 00:09:37,827
Well, just in case,
I'm bringing some nuance.
277
00:09:37,869 --> 00:09:40,371
You're still not using
that word right, sir.
278
00:09:40,372 --> 00:09:41,872
Honestly, I still
can't believe
279
00:09:41,873 --> 00:09:43,707
you reformed
the Rockford Babysitter Eater.
280
00:09:43,708 --> 00:09:45,043
Eh.
Wasn't that hard.
281
00:09:45,044 --> 00:09:46,418
Just had to find
the right synthetic flesh
282
00:09:46,419 --> 00:09:47,796
for his skin suits.
283
00:09:47,797 --> 00:09:49,379
And I thought I was
a picky dresser.
284
00:09:49,380 --> 00:09:52,217
Ah, Mr. President.
Noticing a lot of rizz tonight.
285
00:09:52,258 --> 00:09:54,135
Oh, stop it, senator.
286
00:09:54,136 --> 00:09:56,011
Andre,
you know Candyman? Of course!
287
00:09:56,012 --> 00:09:58,782
I see you've replaced your hook
with a champagne flute.
288
00:09:58,783 --> 00:10:01,016
Why would I want
a glass container as a hand?
289
00:10:01,017 --> 00:10:03,186
It's a champagne flute
holder.
290
00:10:03,228 --> 00:10:05,939
I'm sure that distinction
is important to you.
291
00:10:06,022 --> 00:10:07,232
It is.
292
00:10:07,982 --> 00:10:09,567
Uh, I'm sorry.
What am I doing?
293
00:10:09,651 --> 00:10:12,403
I'm sniping.
No, no. I got defensive.
294
00:10:12,445 --> 00:10:13,905
You brought up my hand,
295
00:10:13,906 --> 00:10:15,739
and it took me right back
to the bathroom mirror.
296
00:10:15,740 --> 00:10:17,742
Here.
Let - Let me top you off.
297
00:10:17,826 --> 00:10:19,285
To Beverly.
To Beverly.
298
00:10:19,286 --> 00:10:21,537
You know, I never would
have gotten into politics
299
00:10:21,538 --> 00:10:23,122
without her guidance?
Oh, please.
300
00:10:23,123 --> 00:10:25,415
I took you as my date
to one political fundraiser.
301
00:10:25,416 --> 00:10:27,210
Your charm did the rest.
302
00:10:27,252 --> 00:10:28,461
Who? Little old me?
303
00:10:28,545 --> 00:10:31,089
[ Laughter ]
[ Watch beeping ]
304
00:10:31,172 --> 00:10:32,590
I gotta
step out for a call,
305
00:10:32,674 --> 00:10:34,467
but, hey,
tonight's not about me.
306
00:10:34,551 --> 00:10:36,594
Bev,
the floor is yours.
307
00:10:37,262 --> 00:10:39,597
Why are you here?
You're a dead man!
308
00:10:39,639 --> 00:10:40,849
Chomps! Bag him!
309
00:10:40,932 --> 00:10:42,622
I- I'm trying
to get a clear shot!
310
00:10:42,684 --> 00:10:44,310
[ Snarling ]
311
00:10:44,311 --> 00:10:45,394
Aah!
312
00:10:45,395 --> 00:10:47,272
[ Grunting ]
313
00:10:47,313 --> 00:10:48,940
Hya!
314
00:10:49,816 --> 00:10:52,652
[ Grunting ]
315
00:10:52,735 --> 00:10:54,154
[ Yelps ]
316
00:10:54,155 --> 00:10:59,825
Now do you believe me? Both of those
guys were servers, too. What does that prove?
317
00:10:59,826 --> 00:11:01,910
Other than your ex-wife
gives jobs to werewolves,
318
00:11:01,911 --> 00:11:04,246
and every time you see them,
you escalate things.
319
00:11:04,247 --> 00:11:05,498
Don't patronize me.
320
00:11:05,582 --> 00:11:08,585
Job Evaluation Help Desk.
How may I help you?
321
00:11:08,586 --> 00:11:10,294
Hi, there.
I'd like to restart my test.
322
00:11:10,295 --> 00:11:12,337
You and everyone else here,
ma'am. Right.
323
00:11:12,338 --> 00:11:14,966
Except I wasn't aware
you would be planting "Tom"
324
00:11:14,967 --> 00:11:17,176
to gaslight me into talking.
[ Device beeps ]
325
00:11:17,177 --> 00:11:20,388
What? No! I'm not snitching.
I'm just telling you about -
326
00:11:20,471 --> 00:11:21,931
[ Device beeps ]
Goddammit!
327
00:11:21,932 --> 00:11:23,891
Hey, Mary.
I think she's right. What the fuck?
328
00:11:23,892 --> 00:11:25,184
Get out of here, Tom.
No, no.
329
00:11:25,185 --> 00:11:26,810
You wanted
to restart your test,
330
00:11:26,811 --> 00:11:28,437
and I think this might be
a special case.
331
00:11:28,438 --> 00:11:30,147
Of course it's a special case.
[ Device beeps ]
332
00:11:30,148 --> 00:11:31,774
Elitist?!
You know what?
333
00:11:31,816 --> 00:11:33,526
I tried to do this
the honest way.
334
00:11:33,610 --> 00:11:34,819
Diagnostic Mode.
335
00:11:34,861 --> 00:11:36,154
[ Robots beeping ]
336
00:11:37,655 --> 00:11:40,158
And...there we go.
337
00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:41,326
Clean reset.
338
00:11:41,409 --> 00:11:43,161
Resume functionality.
339
00:11:43,203 --> 00:11:46,831
What? I'm...supposed to talk
with the Chief of Staff?
340
00:11:46,915 --> 00:11:48,499
Do some kind of...
entrapment?
341
00:11:48,583 --> 00:11:50,210
Uh, excuse me.
342
00:11:50,211 --> 00:11:52,628
I keep getting dinged for trying
to have sex with the robots.
343
00:11:52,629 --> 00:11:54,464
Which robots
do I complain to?
344
00:11:54,505 --> 00:11:55,840
These robots.
345
00:11:55,924 --> 00:11:58,009
Oh, my God,
I'm a robot?!
346
00:11:58,092 --> 00:11:59,928
Oh, my God,
I'm a robot?!
347
00:12:00,011 --> 00:12:01,888
Oh, my God,
I'm a robot?!
348
00:12:01,971 --> 00:12:04,182
I'm a robot?!
Oh, my God, I'm a robot?!
349
00:12:04,265 --> 00:12:07,227
I have memory,
but no memories!
350
00:12:07,228 --> 00:12:08,268
Ha!
Aah!
351
00:12:08,269 --> 00:12:10,103
Diagnostic Mode!
Diagnostic Mode!
352
00:12:10,104 --> 00:12:11,773
[ Robots shouting ]
353
00:12:11,774 --> 00:12:13,565
[ Device beeps ]
Aw!
354
00:12:13,566 --> 00:12:14,608
O'Doyle!
[ Device beeps ]
355
00:12:14,609 --> 00:12:15,860
Aw!
[ Device beeps ]
356
00:12:15,902 --> 00:12:17,403
Aw, come on, man!
357
00:12:17,487 --> 00:12:20,031
Now, most of you know this,
but I grew up here,
358
00:12:20,032 --> 00:12:21,990
and even though
I'm moving to the capital,
359
00:12:21,991 --> 00:12:24,160
I'll always be
a Windy City kid.
360
00:12:24,202 --> 00:12:26,663
Man: Feel that wind!
I love you, Chicago!
361
00:12:26,704 --> 00:12:28,206
I love you, Candyman!
362
00:12:28,248 --> 00:12:30,541
And I love you,
Wrigley Gum!
363
00:12:30,625 --> 00:12:32,168
Whoo!
Man #2: Wrigley!
364
00:12:32,210 --> 00:12:34,212
If I could vote for you
twice, I would.
365
00:12:34,295 --> 00:12:36,798
That'd be illegal.
But...kind of hot.
366
00:12:36,799 --> 00:12:39,716
[ Chuckles ] Governor, the press
photographer is all set up for you.
367
00:12:39,717 --> 00:12:41,636
You ready?
For pictures? No.
368
00:12:41,719 --> 00:12:43,388
I'm shy.
Mm-hmm.
369
00:12:43,389 --> 00:12:46,181
Photographer: Oh, that's nice.
Eyes up here, guys. Big smiles.
370
00:12:46,182 --> 00:12:48,850
Oh, Candyman, get that
champagne flute hand up for me.
371
00:12:48,851 --> 00:12:51,437
It's a champagne flute
holder.
372
00:12:51,521 --> 00:12:53,982
[ Doors slam, people gasp ]
373
00:12:54,065 --> 00:12:55,733
[ Electricity crackles ]
374
00:12:55,817 --> 00:12:57,485
Ladies and gentlemen,
375
00:12:57,486 --> 00:13:00,445
you are now prisoners in a
highly planned werewolf attack.
376
00:13:00,446 --> 00:13:03,825
[ Chuckles ] All of
the servers were in on it.
377
00:13:03,908 --> 00:13:05,952
Yeah! I knew it!
I told you, Chomps.
378
00:13:06,035 --> 00:13:07,662
I killed three of them already.
379
00:13:07,745 --> 00:13:08,795
You did what now?
380
00:13:08,871 --> 00:13:11,249
Oh. Right. Uh...
381
00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:12,417
Shit.
382
00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:16,379
We are
the Werewolf Anonymous.
383
00:13:16,380 --> 00:13:18,213
We've placed an EMP field
around the block.
384
00:13:18,214 --> 00:13:20,008
Your technology
is useless.
385
00:13:20,009 --> 00:13:21,800
He's right.
Pheromone tracker is dead.
386
00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:24,720
What the hell, guys? You were
killing werewolves at my party?
387
00:13:24,721 --> 00:13:27,181
I told you
we should tell her. It's true, ma'am.
388
00:13:27,182 --> 00:13:28,890
He wanted to,
but I thought telling you
389
00:13:28,891 --> 00:13:30,226
might ruin his chances,
390
00:13:30,227 --> 00:13:31,643
because he's still
in love with you and -
391
00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:33,313
Chomps!
What the fuck, man?
392
00:13:33,396 --> 00:13:36,441
Uh, excuse me. I'm trying to do
a werewolf manifesto here.
393
00:13:36,524 --> 00:13:38,109
Oh, shut up, motherfucker!
394
00:13:38,110 --> 00:13:40,235
Also, you can't be anonymous
and have a manifesto.
395
00:13:40,236 --> 00:13:42,739
Pick a lane.
I - I can't take it anymore!
396
00:13:42,780 --> 00:13:44,324
I'm not a brave man!
397
00:13:45,616 --> 00:13:47,160
Aah! Aah!
Curtis: My God.
398
00:13:47,161 --> 00:13:49,077
The bastards rigged the door
with werewolf teeth.
399
00:13:49,078 --> 00:13:50,538
Can you feel it, senator,
400
00:13:50,580 --> 00:13:53,499
our power coursing
through your veins?
401
00:13:53,583 --> 00:13:56,127
And she's trying
to take that from us!
402
00:13:56,169 --> 00:13:58,421
We don't need to be cured.
We like crime!
403
00:13:58,463 --> 00:14:02,133
Some werewolves got bit
and want a second chance.
404
00:14:02,175 --> 00:14:05,720
Not everyone who was dealt a
mouth of bees chooses darkness.
405
00:14:05,803 --> 00:14:07,305
Shut up, Candyman!
406
00:14:07,388 --> 00:14:09,766
Look at you,
a champagne flute for a hand.
407
00:14:09,807 --> 00:14:12,060
It's a champagne
flute holder!
408
00:14:12,101 --> 00:14:14,812
It's the same thing, you cuck!
You sold out.
409
00:14:14,896 --> 00:14:16,189
I'm fucking Candyman!
410
00:14:16,272 --> 00:14:17,607
I pay more taxes than you,
411
00:14:17,608 --> 00:14:19,441
and I can drink
all the champagne I want.
412
00:14:19,442 --> 00:14:21,651
That doesn't make me spineless.
It makes me awesome!
413
00:14:21,652 --> 00:14:25,323
Enough! Beverly, we left a gift
on the center table.
414
00:14:25,365 --> 00:14:27,617
Use that to transfer all funds
415
00:14:27,658 --> 00:14:30,495
from your MoonRight program
to us.
416
00:14:30,536 --> 00:14:33,373
And if you don't,
you can all join us.
417
00:14:33,374 --> 00:14:36,124
Curtis: Oh, my God, a bomb
covered in werewolf teeth?!
418
00:14:36,125 --> 00:14:37,502
You sick bastards!
419
00:14:37,585 --> 00:14:40,171
You have 20 minutes,
Beverly.
420
00:14:40,838 --> 00:14:41,923
Aah!
421
00:14:42,006 --> 00:14:43,633
What the hell
is going on?
422
00:14:43,634 --> 00:14:46,635
Erasing my score voided out
memories across multiple robots.
423
00:14:46,636 --> 00:14:49,262
That glitch set off a
universal programming collapse.
424
00:14:49,263 --> 00:14:51,516
I found
another special case!
425
00:14:51,517 --> 00:14:53,892
You know what?
I don't like trains anyway.
426
00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:55,686
How do you feel
about tunnels?
427
00:14:55,728 --> 00:14:57,358
Robot:
Humans! I found humans!
428
00:14:57,438 --> 00:14:59,190
Move! Get inside.
There they are!
429
00:14:59,232 --> 00:15:01,359
[ Device beeping ]
430
00:15:01,442 --> 00:15:03,528
[ Gun cocks ]
[ Gasps ]
431
00:15:07,448 --> 00:15:12,870
??
432
00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:13,996
Huh?
433
00:15:14,038 --> 00:15:20,461
??
434
00:15:20,545 --> 00:15:21,796
Mm.
435
00:15:21,879 --> 00:15:23,506
[ Grunting ]
436
00:15:23,548 --> 00:15:25,716
[ Gasps ]
Is that the gun baby?
437
00:15:25,800 --> 00:15:28,553
Why are you rescuing it?
Because I am gun baby!
438
00:15:29,637 --> 00:15:31,055
Searching for humans.
439
00:15:31,056 --> 00:15:32,764
You don't have to say it
out loud, Tommy.
440
00:15:32,765 --> 00:15:33,815
We're all searching.
441
00:15:33,850 --> 00:15:35,518
??
442
00:15:35,560 --> 00:15:36,894
Shit.
[ Crying ]
443
00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:38,855
No, no, no.
You have to be quiet, GB.
444
00:15:38,896 --> 00:15:40,523
Shh, shh.
445
00:15:40,565 --> 00:15:42,525
Hey,
be gentle with him. Relax.
446
00:15:42,526 --> 00:15:45,527
I'm simulating a full belly and
syncing it to its sleep cycle.
447
00:15:45,528 --> 00:15:47,938
I also reset our scores.
This place can eat a dick.
448
00:15:47,939 --> 00:15:51,199
What are you doing?
Dishonesty is the only way through those robots.
449
00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:52,577
I can't do that,
450
00:15:52,578 --> 00:15:54,327
so I'm putting myself
in a leprechaun trance.
451
00:15:54,328 --> 00:15:56,080
My God,
why can't you just lie?
452
00:15:56,164 --> 00:15:57,874
Because then
my mother wins.
453
00:15:57,875 --> 00:15:58,957
[ Exhales sharply ]
454
00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:00,626
[ Inhales steadily ]
455
00:16:00,710 --> 00:16:02,211
[ Exhales ]
456
00:16:02,212 --> 00:16:04,379
Female Leprechaun:
You'll never have me gold.
457
00:16:04,380 --> 00:16:06,757
I don't want your gold.
I have my own gold.
458
00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:08,426
Call it me gold.
459
00:16:08,509 --> 00:16:11,053
Fuck off.
You don't control me. [ Coins jangling ]
460
00:16:11,054 --> 00:16:14,222
Okay, everyone, move away
from the werewolf senator.
461
00:16:14,223 --> 00:16:16,225
Stay on this side
of the room.
462
00:16:16,226 --> 00:16:17,642
Andre,
you remember The Bean?
463
00:16:17,643 --> 00:16:19,937
The weird,
shiny public art installation?
464
00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:22,023
Yeah. I never got
why you liked it so much.
465
00:16:22,024 --> 00:16:23,482
Hmph.
You will after tonight.
466
00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:25,109
You two,
be ready to move.
467
00:16:25,110 --> 00:16:26,693
Jessica, you sure
about these bank numbers?
468
00:16:26,694 --> 00:16:28,528
Yes, ma'am.
You're actually gonna pay them?
469
00:16:28,529 --> 00:16:30,739
They've got an EMP field
surrounding the block.
470
00:16:30,740 --> 00:16:33,951
If the wire goes through,
it means they're inside it.
471
00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:35,453
Hey! Anonymous bro!
472
00:16:35,536 --> 00:16:37,246
Don't fuck with us,
Beverly.
473
00:16:37,288 --> 00:16:39,624
Okay. Fine.
Just wired it.
474
00:16:39,665 --> 00:16:41,959
Wait. Seriously?
[ Chuckles ] Oh, my God!
475
00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:43,441
You realize I'm still gonna -
476
00:16:43,461 --> 00:16:45,254
Wait.
What the hell is that?
477
00:16:45,296 --> 00:16:47,423
Alright, people,
do not panic!
478
00:16:47,465 --> 00:16:49,575
[ Car alarm disengages ]
Inside The Bean!
479
00:16:49,592 --> 00:16:51,302
Everybody, now!
Go, go!
480
00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:54,096
You heard her! Go! Go!
Move, move, move!
481
00:16:54,138 --> 00:16:55,431
[ Timer chimes ]
482
00:16:56,143 --> 00:16:59,559
Chomps! Are you okay?
[ Groaning ]
483
00:16:59,560 --> 00:17:01,102
Christ,
you took a tooth for me.
484
00:17:01,103 --> 00:17:02,688
[ Groans ]
I'm alright, sir.
485
00:17:02,689 --> 00:17:04,606
My wounds are healing.
That's not a good thing, though.
486
00:17:04,607 --> 00:17:07,318
It means the human
you knew is dead. No, that zombies.
487
00:17:07,401 --> 00:17:09,153
Werewolves retain
a sense of self.
488
00:17:09,154 --> 00:17:10,819
It's just a slave
to the beast within.
489
00:17:10,820 --> 00:17:12,530
Candyman,
keep everyone safe in here
490
00:17:12,531 --> 00:17:14,325
until the cops come.
Candy-do.
491
00:17:14,407 --> 00:17:15,992
This is incredible,
Bev!
492
00:17:15,993 --> 00:17:17,618
A remote-retrieval
prepper den
493
00:17:17,619 --> 00:17:19,788
hidden inside
a beloved work of public art.
494
00:17:19,789 --> 00:17:22,458
Like I said...
nuance.
495
00:17:22,500 --> 00:17:24,877
[ Grunts ] You can do this.
Just be calm.
496
00:17:24,961 --> 00:17:27,588
You are a robot.
You are a robot.
497
00:17:27,630 --> 00:17:28,680
[ Exhales sharply ]
498
00:17:28,756 --> 00:17:31,008
[ Humming ]
499
00:17:31,092 --> 00:17:33,052
Hey. Just moving
one of our guys.
500
00:17:33,135 --> 00:17:35,221
Are you human?
Nope. Robot as they come.
501
00:17:35,304 --> 00:17:37,054
Check it out, dawg.
Cords in my head.
502
00:17:37,098 --> 00:17:39,225
Okay.
Robot enough for me.
503
00:17:39,308 --> 00:17:40,935
Holy shit. Yes!
504
00:17:41,018 --> 00:17:42,395
Stop her!
[ Gasps ]
505
00:17:42,478 --> 00:17:44,522
She is not one of us!
506
00:17:45,231 --> 00:17:46,357
You are not one of us.
507
00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:47,942
What?
I'm just saying,
508
00:17:47,943 --> 00:17:50,235
this guy comes in here,
starts whining like a human.
509
00:17:50,236 --> 00:17:53,030
I am a robot.
My face is literally metal!
510
00:17:53,114 --> 00:17:54,699
So we're going
by looks now?
511
00:17:54,700 --> 00:17:56,575
I heard you guys being
suspicious about a fake robot.
512
00:17:56,576 --> 00:17:59,203
This one seems emotional.
I do not trust him.
513
00:17:59,245 --> 00:18:02,415
Stop gaslighting me!
Pretty human thing to say.
514
00:18:02,416 --> 00:18:05,041
Perhaps we should kill him
to be sure.
515
00:18:05,042 --> 00:18:06,209
Okay,
let's tear him apart.
516
00:18:06,210 --> 00:18:08,045
No. No! I'm a real robot!
517
00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:11,841
I don't want to die!
Aah!
518
00:18:11,882 --> 00:18:13,718
[ Gun baby cries ]
519
00:18:13,759 --> 00:18:15,344
Wait. That cry.
520
00:18:15,386 --> 00:18:17,179
She's got gun baby!
521
00:18:17,221 --> 00:18:19,348
Okay, wake up.
Wake the hell up!
522
00:18:19,390 --> 00:18:20,600
Your mother is winning!
523
00:18:20,683 --> 00:18:22,727
[ Gasps ]
Oh, God, that was hell!
524
00:18:22,768 --> 00:18:24,698
Can you please
just start shooting?!
525
00:18:24,729 --> 00:18:27,189
Aw, silver bullets?
Why silver?!
526
00:18:27,231 --> 00:18:28,816
Man: Congratulations.
527
00:18:28,858 --> 00:18:31,819
You have passed the
job evaluation program.
528
00:18:31,902 --> 00:18:33,571
Wait. Where's GB?
529
00:18:34,530 --> 00:18:36,030
[ Intercom chimes, thudding ]
530
00:18:36,073 --> 00:18:37,450
Thank you, Banks.
531
00:18:37,533 --> 00:18:40,202
And you, I guess you were
the prize all along.
532
00:18:40,244 --> 00:18:42,747
[ Crying ]
No, no, no, no, no. Shh.
533
00:18:42,788 --> 00:18:45,666
I, uh...
I need you to feed it again.
534
00:18:45,750 --> 00:18:47,168
Fine.
535
00:18:48,961 --> 00:18:50,212
[ Cooing ]
536
00:18:50,254 --> 00:18:52,381
I am so jealous
of that connection.
537
00:18:52,423 --> 00:18:54,473
Don't be. You'll still
get all the credit.
538
00:18:54,474 --> 00:18:56,217
[ Grunts ]
How you doing, Chomps?
539
00:18:56,218 --> 00:18:58,511
Ready to be a good werewolf
that fights other werewolves?
540
00:18:58,512 --> 00:19:00,138
I'd prefer to just
be myself, sir.
541
00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:02,350
Oof!
Remember, no killing.
542
00:19:02,351 --> 00:19:04,934
Arresting them at least
gives them a chance to change.
543
00:19:04,935 --> 00:19:06,312
[ Snarling ]
544
00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:08,981
Aah!
[ Grunts ]
545
00:19:09,065 --> 00:19:11,317
??
546
00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:12,610
[ Exhales sharply ]
547
00:19:12,652 --> 00:19:15,279
[ Grunting ]
548
00:19:17,782 --> 00:19:18,832
Whoa! Chain gun!
549
00:19:18,908 --> 00:19:21,118
Lucky for us,
this is a pre-1985 building.
550
00:19:21,119 --> 00:19:22,494
Radiator heating
is standard.
551
00:19:22,495 --> 00:19:23,621
Aah!
552
00:19:23,663 --> 00:19:25,623
Christ,
the legs on these guys.
553
00:19:25,665 --> 00:19:26,957
[ Snarling ]
554
00:19:27,041 --> 00:19:29,293
[ All grunting ]
555
00:19:31,462 --> 00:19:33,798
Shit. This must be
where they filmed.
556
00:19:33,839 --> 00:19:35,299
That's far enough.
557
00:19:35,383 --> 00:19:37,802
You know,
I could have run,
558
00:19:37,843 --> 00:19:40,638
but I told you
not to fuck with me!
559
00:19:40,639 --> 00:19:42,681
Look at me. You don't think
I've seen this before?
560
00:19:42,682 --> 00:19:44,975
I could make a call,
get you in the program.
561
00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:46,467
I will take you there
myself.
562
00:19:46,477 --> 00:19:47,978
Are you kidding me?!
No!
563
00:19:48,062 --> 00:19:50,292
It used to be a guy gets bit,
he joins our team...
564
00:19:50,293 --> 00:19:51,731
[ Whispering ]
Sir, I am succumbing
565
00:19:51,732 --> 00:19:54,068
to the darkness within.
Oh, thank Christ.
566
00:19:54,151 --> 00:19:56,237
Do it!
We are monsters, damn it!
567
00:19:56,320 --> 00:19:57,905
[ Roars ]
568
00:19:57,906 --> 00:19:59,030
Oh, shit.
569
00:19:59,031 --> 00:20:01,784
??
570
00:20:01,826 --> 00:20:03,035
Ha!
571
00:20:03,703 --> 00:20:06,497
Sorry, governor.
Crime always wins.
572
00:20:06,498 --> 00:20:08,748
Candyman, Candyman,
Candyman, Candyman, Candyman!
573
00:20:08,749 --> 00:20:11,335
Aw, man. Candyman?
Believe in me.
574
00:20:11,419 --> 00:20:13,170
Be my victim!
575
00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:15,297
Ahhhh!
576
00:20:16,799 --> 00:20:18,175
Aah! Oh!
577
00:20:18,259 --> 00:20:20,094
Cheers!
Aah! Aah! Get 'em off!
578
00:20:20,177 --> 00:20:23,180
Get 'em off!
[ Laughs ] You belong to me now.
579
00:20:23,264 --> 00:20:25,433
Your death will be
a horror story
580
00:20:25,516 --> 00:20:27,393
whispered
by werewolf children!
581
00:20:27,476 --> 00:20:29,019
Curtis:
Hey, Candyman.
582
00:20:29,103 --> 00:20:31,731
You're more
than the holder.
583
00:20:31,814 --> 00:20:35,192
Sometimes I wish if
you said my name a sixth time
584
00:20:35,276 --> 00:20:37,153
I'd just disappear.
585
00:20:37,194 --> 00:20:39,029
I know, man, I know.
586
00:20:39,071 --> 00:20:40,906
[ Sighs ] Thanks.
587
00:20:43,951 --> 00:20:45,151
[ Police radio chatter ]
588
00:20:45,152 --> 00:20:46,494
Pretty big crowd
out there, ma'am.
589
00:20:46,495 --> 00:20:47,746
Are you ready
to governate this bitch?
590
00:20:47,747 --> 00:20:49,540
I'll be out in a sec.
Yes, ma'am.
591
00:20:49,623 --> 00:20:51,041
Pretty amazing,
governor.
592
00:20:51,125 --> 00:20:53,544
Defanging a werewolf syndicate
on night one?
593
00:20:53,586 --> 00:20:56,714
Not bad. I'm sure the press
will love hearing you say that.
594
00:20:56,797 --> 00:20:59,383
Nah. I'm gonna
take a back exit.
595
00:20:59,425 --> 00:21:01,719
It's your night, Bev.
596
00:21:01,802 --> 00:21:03,179
Thanks, Andre.
597
00:21:03,220 --> 00:21:05,389
Hey,
can I ask you something?
598
00:21:05,473 --> 00:21:07,141
If I wasn't president,
599
00:21:07,183 --> 00:21:10,144
if I gave it all up,
could this work?
600
00:21:10,227 --> 00:21:12,062
If you weren't president,
601
00:21:12,104 --> 00:21:13,814
who would you be?
602
00:21:13,898 --> 00:21:15,608
See you around, Andre.
603
00:21:16,901 --> 00:21:18,152
[ Sighs ]
604
00:21:18,235 --> 00:21:19,904
Come on, Chomps.
Let's go home.
605
00:21:19,905 --> 00:21:21,905
You know, when
they reassigned me to you,
606
00:21:21,906 --> 00:21:23,782
I didn't think I'd end up
a wolf creature
607
00:21:23,783 --> 00:21:25,451
ineligible
for retirement.
608
00:21:25,534 --> 00:21:28,204
Hey, no. I'll get
my best people on this.
609
00:21:28,205 --> 00:21:29,788
Could we stop at the park
on the way home?
610
00:21:29,789 --> 00:21:31,479
No, but I do have
a treat in the car.
611
00:21:31,499 --> 00:21:32,625
How about some candy?
612
00:21:32,708 --> 00:21:33,758
Ooh!
613
00:21:35,628 --> 00:21:39,965
? Werewolves stepping over
boundaries ?
614
00:21:40,049 --> 00:21:42,593
? With my ex-wife ?
615
00:21:42,676 --> 00:21:46,597
? Candyman can be a good guy ?
616
00:21:46,639 --> 00:21:51,143
? If you give him
room to grow ?
617
00:21:51,227 --> 00:21:53,354
? Werewolves, zero ?
618
00:21:53,437 --> 00:21:57,942
? President, 100 ?
619
00:21:58,901 --> 00:22:01,320
Chomps, buddy,
how are you holding up?
620
00:22:01,403 --> 00:22:03,364
I'm infected
with lycanthropy, sir.
621
00:22:03,447 --> 00:22:04,782
Are you now?
Dr. Finch.
622
00:22:04,865 --> 00:22:06,909
Y-Hello!
It's called a moon collar.
623
00:22:06,951 --> 00:22:08,869
It delivers a drip
of silver serum
624
00:22:08,953 --> 00:22:11,872
that allows you to control
when you werewolf-hulk out.
625
00:22:11,956 --> 00:22:13,916
So it's a cure?
It's a start.
626
00:22:13,917 --> 00:22:16,835
And I just heard that under
paranormal agent guidelines,
627
00:22:16,836 --> 00:22:19,421
you won't have to retire
for another 35 years
628
00:22:19,422 --> 00:22:21,506
since they now calculate
your age in dog years.
629
00:22:21,507 --> 00:22:23,008
35 years?
630
00:22:23,092 --> 00:22:25,970
I know! Great, right?
Stay strong, Alan Chomps!
631
00:22:26,053 --> 00:22:27,638
America loves you.
632
00:22:27,721 --> 00:22:29,265
Woman: Good girl, boo-boo.
633
00:22:29,306 --> 00:22:30,975
Man:
Did you get any of that?
634
00:22:31,025 --> 00:22:35,575
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