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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,475 --> 00:00:08,642 - HOT IN CLEVELAND IS RECORDED 2 00:00:08,642 --> 00:00:10,744 IN FRONT OF A LIVE STUDIO AUDIENCE. 3 00:00:10,744 --> 00:00:12,713 - REMEMBER WHEN I CAME HOME LAST WEEK 4 00:00:12,713 --> 00:00:14,515 AND SURPRISED YOU ALL WITH NEW TOOTHBRUSHES? 5 00:00:14,515 --> 00:00:16,016 - I DO. 6 00:00:16,016 --> 00:00:18,219 SO DOES MY DIARY. 7 00:00:18,219 --> 00:00:19,820 - WELL, IT WAS A TRICK. 8 00:00:19,820 --> 00:00:22,022 I SENT YOUR OLD TOOTHBRUSHES AWAY 9 00:00:22,022 --> 00:00:24,425 TO ONE OF MY RADIO SHOW SPONSORS, DNA QUEST. 10 00:00:24,425 --> 00:00:25,726 THEY ANALYZE YOUR DNA 11 00:00:25,726 --> 00:00:28,196 AND TELL YOU ALL ABOUT YOUR FAMILY BACKGROUND, 12 00:00:28,196 --> 00:00:29,463 AND THEY CAN EVEN CONNECT YOU 13 00:00:29,463 --> 00:00:31,099 WITH RELATIVES THAT HAVE ALSO SIGNED UP. 14 00:00:31,099 --> 00:00:33,234 - COULD IT TELL ME THAT I'M NOT RELATED TO MY MOTHER? 15 00:00:33,234 --> 00:00:35,269 BECAUSE I WOULD PAY EXTRA FOR THAT. 16 00:00:35,269 --> 00:00:38,372 - I KNOW THIS ISN'T A CONTEST, BUT I JUST WON. 17 00:00:38,372 --> 00:00:41,609 I'M 1/32 NATIVE AMERICAN. 18 00:00:41,609 --> 00:00:43,611 OH, THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH. 19 00:00:43,611 --> 00:00:45,746 - WHAT DOES IT EXPLAIN, EXACTLY? 20 00:00:45,746 --> 00:00:48,916 - MY SPIRITUALITY, MY WISDOM, 21 00:00:48,916 --> 00:00:51,552 MY CONNECTION TO THE LAND. 22 00:00:51,552 --> 00:00:55,223 OH, YOU KNOW, THIS COULD REALLY HELP MY CAREER. 23 00:00:55,223 --> 00:00:57,658 - OH, THERE'S THAT SPIRITUALITY! 24 00:00:57,658 --> 00:00:59,860 - JOHNNY DEPP HAS GOTTEN LOTS OF ROLES 25 00:00:59,860 --> 00:01:01,729 BECAUSE HE'S PART CHICKASAW. 26 00:01:01,729 --> 00:01:03,331 THE SAME THING COULD HAPPEN TO ME. 27 00:01:03,331 --> 00:01:04,965 - DON'T COUNT ON IT. 28 00:01:04,965 --> 00:01:07,735 YOU'RE NO SPRING CHICKASAW. 29 00:01:09,470 --> 00:01:11,405 - YOU NEVER EAT YOUR OLIVE. - MM. 30 00:01:11,405 --> 00:01:12,740 NEVER USED TO. 31 00:01:12,740 --> 00:01:14,642 NOW MY HERITAGE COMPELS ME 32 00:01:14,642 --> 00:01:17,145 TO USE EVERY PART OF THE MARTINI. 33 00:01:18,212 --> 00:01:19,980 - OH, MY GOD! 34 00:01:19,980 --> 00:01:22,316 I HAVE A COUSIN THAT I NEVER EVEN KNEW ABOUT 35 00:01:22,316 --> 00:01:23,717 LIVING RIGHT HERE IN CLEVELAND. 36 00:01:23,717 --> 00:01:25,186 A DR. MARK ANGELO. 37 00:01:25,186 --> 00:01:26,687 OOH, THIS IS SO EXCITING! 38 00:01:26,687 --> 00:01:28,656 - BUT DON'T YOU HATE MOST OF YOUR RELATIVES? 39 00:01:28,656 --> 00:01:30,824 - WHICH IS EXACTLY WHY I NEED NEW ONES. 40 00:01:32,360 --> 00:01:34,995 I SHOULD CHECK HIM OUT BEFORE I ACTUALLY MEET HIM. 41 00:01:34,995 --> 00:01:38,266 MAYBE I'LL JUST GO BY HIS OFFICE AND SEE WHAT KIND OF VIBE I GET. 42 00:01:38,266 --> 00:01:42,236 - AND COME STRAIGHT HOME AND TELL ME ALL ABOUT IT. 43 00:01:42,236 --> 00:01:44,272 I HAVE A DIARY TO FILL. 44 00:01:46,174 --> 00:01:47,241 - WHAT ABOUT YOU TWO? 45 00:01:47,241 --> 00:01:48,542 YOU HAVEN'T OPENED YOUR PACKETS. 46 00:01:48,542 --> 00:01:50,844 - THAT'S BECAUSE WE KNOW WHAT WE'LL FIND. 47 00:01:50,844 --> 00:01:52,580 - POLISH, POLISH... 48 00:01:52,580 --> 00:01:55,516 - ENGLISH, ENGLISH... 49 00:01:55,516 --> 00:01:56,584 OH, NO. 50 00:01:56,584 --> 00:01:57,885 IT CAN'T BE. 51 00:01:57,885 --> 00:02:00,454 - HOLY CRAP. 52 00:02:00,454 --> 00:02:02,790 - WHAT? WHAT IS IT? 53 00:02:02,790 --> 00:02:05,726 both: WE'RE RELATED. 54 00:02:13,334 --> 00:02:15,536 - * BA-BA, BA-BA 55 00:02:15,536 --> 00:02:18,839 * BA-BA, BA-BA 56 00:02:18,839 --> 00:02:19,940 * HEY! 57 00:02:19,940 --> 00:02:21,709 - MAYBE WE'RE NOT RELATED BY BLOOD 58 00:02:21,709 --> 00:02:26,113 BUT TO SOMEONE WE BOTH SLEPT WITH WHO USED OUR TOOTHBRUSHES. 59 00:02:26,113 --> 00:02:27,615 - IS THAT REALLY BETTER? 60 00:02:29,517 --> 00:02:32,786 - WELL, YOU'LL BE HAPPY TO KNOW I HAVE TAKEN THE FIRST STEP 61 00:02:32,786 --> 00:02:35,623 TO CONNECTING WITH MY NATIVE AMERICAN HERITAGE. 62 00:02:35,623 --> 00:02:40,228 MY PEOPLE CONTACTED MY PEOPLE, 63 00:02:40,228 --> 00:02:41,562 AND I'LL BE SITTING DOWN 64 00:02:41,562 --> 00:02:44,865 WITH THE OHIO NATIVE AMERICAN COUNCIL FOR A POWWOW. 65 00:02:44,865 --> 00:02:46,400 - DID THEY SAY "POWWOW"? 66 00:02:46,400 --> 00:02:48,802 BECAUSE I DON'T THINK YOU CAN SAY "POWWOW." 67 00:02:48,802 --> 00:02:50,971 - I CAN SAY IT. YOU CAN'T. 68 00:02:52,373 --> 00:02:54,342 HAVE YOU TWO DONE ANY MORE RESEARCH 69 00:02:54,342 --> 00:02:56,844 INTO YOUR LESS INTERESTING HERITAGE? 70 00:02:56,844 --> 00:02:59,146 - WE CONTACTED AN HISTORIAN WHO'S AN EXPERT 71 00:02:59,146 --> 00:03:01,014 ON THE AREA WE'RE FROM IN POLAND. 72 00:03:01,014 --> 00:03:02,816 PRETTY SURE HE'LL DISPROVE OUR CONNECTION. 73 00:03:02,816 --> 00:03:04,318 - BUT IT'S SCIENCE. 74 00:03:04,318 --> 00:03:07,020 - TOOTHBRUSH SCIENCE. 75 00:03:07,020 --> 00:03:09,122 WHO TRUSTS A TOOTHBRUSH? 76 00:03:09,122 --> 00:03:10,258 - SHE'S BRITISH. 77 00:03:10,258 --> 00:03:12,426 WE CAN'T EVEN PROVE SHE USED IT. 78 00:03:17,398 --> 00:03:19,333 - I SIMPLY REFUSE TO BELIEVE 79 00:03:19,333 --> 00:03:21,168 I'M RELATED TO THIS RIDICULOUS WOMAN. 80 00:03:28,376 --> 00:03:31,712 both: STOP DOING THAT! 81 00:03:34,615 --> 00:03:36,584 - IT'S MELANIE. 82 00:03:36,584 --> 00:03:38,552 - I'M IN MY COUSIN'S OFFICE NOW. 83 00:03:38,552 --> 00:03:40,454 HE IS AMAZING. 84 00:03:40,454 --> 00:03:42,556 HE'S A PSYCHIATRIST, HE PLAYS GUITAR, 85 00:03:42,556 --> 00:03:46,093 HE'S GOT ITALIAN COOKBOOKS, AND--OH, MY GOD. 86 00:03:46,093 --> 00:03:47,761 I'M LOOKING AT HIS PICTURE NOW. 87 00:03:49,196 --> 00:03:51,399 HE'S GOT THAT LONG-HAIRED BEARD THING THAT I LOVE. 88 00:03:51,399 --> 00:03:53,301 YOU KNOW, LIKE A HOT JESUS. 89 00:03:54,535 --> 00:03:57,438 - MELANIE, ARE YOU ATTRACTED TO YOUR COUSIN? 90 00:03:57,438 --> 00:03:58,772 - NO! NO. 91 00:03:58,772 --> 00:04:00,441 I'M--I'M JUST NOTICING HOW SEXY HE IS. 92 00:04:00,441 --> 00:04:02,810 - YEAH, WELL, JUST MAKE SURE YOU HAVE A GOOD COVER STORY 93 00:04:02,810 --> 00:04:04,312 IN CASE HE COMES BACK 94 00:04:04,312 --> 00:04:05,779 AND NOT SOMETHING YOU CAN'T GET OUT OF, 95 00:04:05,779 --> 00:04:06,980 LIKE PRETENDING TO BE HIS... 96 00:04:06,980 --> 00:04:08,349 - OH, HI. 97 00:04:08,349 --> 00:04:09,517 YOU MY 2:00? 98 00:04:09,517 --> 00:04:10,951 - YES. YES, I AM. 99 00:04:10,951 --> 00:04:12,520 - PATIENT. 100 00:04:14,221 --> 00:04:15,389 - OH, MY. 101 00:04:15,389 --> 00:04:16,524 IS THAT A BIRD? 102 00:04:16,524 --> 00:04:17,958 - YEAH, THIS LITTLE GUY GOT STUNNED 103 00:04:17,958 --> 00:04:19,393 FLYING INTO THE LOBBY, 104 00:04:19,393 --> 00:04:21,094 BUT I GAVE HIM SOME GENTLE PALPITATIONS, 105 00:04:21,094 --> 00:04:22,229 AND HE'S BETTER NOW. 106 00:04:22,229 --> 00:04:23,931 OOH, OUCH. HE'S BITING. 107 00:04:23,931 --> 00:04:25,065 OKAY. 108 00:04:25,065 --> 00:04:27,368 THERE YOU GO. 109 00:04:27,368 --> 00:04:29,202 - WOW. 110 00:04:30,471 --> 00:04:31,739 I NOTICED THE GUITAR. 111 00:04:31,739 --> 00:04:33,040 DO YOU PLAY? 112 00:04:33,040 --> 00:04:34,241 - A LITTLE. 113 00:04:34,241 --> 00:04:36,076 IT HELPS ME RELAX BETWEEN PATIENTS. 114 00:04:36,076 --> 00:04:37,645 - WOULD YOU PLAY SOMETHING FOR ME? 115 00:04:37,645 --> 00:04:38,646 - I'M NOT VERY GOOD. 116 00:04:38,646 --> 00:04:40,348 - PLEASE? 117 00:04:40,348 --> 00:04:42,015 - OKAY. ALL RIGHT. 118 00:04:42,015 --> 00:04:44,385 A LITTLE RUSTY, BUT... 119 00:04:52,760 --> 00:04:55,363 LIKE I SAID, I'M NOT VERY GOOD. 120 00:04:55,363 --> 00:04:58,198 BUT WE ARE HERE TO TALK ABOUT YOU. 121 00:04:58,198 --> 00:04:59,433 YOU KNOW, I'M SURPRISED TO SEE YOU. 122 00:04:59,433 --> 00:05:02,135 I THOUGHT YOU CANCELLED YOUR APPOINTMENT. 123 00:05:02,135 --> 00:05:03,671 - YEAH, I DID, 124 00:05:03,671 --> 00:05:06,607 AND THEN I CHANGED MY MIND, 'CAUSE I'M WISHY-WASHY. 125 00:05:06,607 --> 00:05:08,609 THAT'S PART OF MY CRAZY. 126 00:05:08,609 --> 00:05:09,877 - WE DON'T USE THAT WORD HERE. 127 00:05:11,445 --> 00:05:13,614 SO TELL ME ABOUT KESHA WASHINGTON. 128 00:05:13,614 --> 00:05:14,648 - WHO? 129 00:05:14,648 --> 00:05:16,016 - AH, YES. 130 00:05:16,016 --> 00:05:17,785 I LOT OF PEOPLE COME HERE WONDERING WHO THEY ARE. 131 00:05:19,387 --> 00:05:21,088 - OH, ME, ME, ME. 132 00:05:21,088 --> 00:05:23,391 I'M--I'M KESHA WASHINGTON. 133 00:05:23,391 --> 00:05:25,393 - THAT IS A GOOD FIRST STEP. 134 00:05:28,261 --> 00:05:30,398 - THANK YOU FOR MEETING WITH US, VICTORIA. 135 00:05:30,398 --> 00:05:32,132 I'M BRUCE, DIRECTOR OF PUBLICITY 136 00:05:32,132 --> 00:05:33,801 FOR THE OHIO NATIVE AMERICAN COUNCIL. 137 00:05:33,801 --> 00:05:35,969 THIS IS MY ASSOCIATE, GERRY. 138 00:05:35,969 --> 00:05:37,170 - LET ME GUESS. 139 00:05:37,170 --> 00:05:39,039 WHEN YOU CAME THROUGH ELLIS ISLAND, 140 00:05:39,039 --> 00:05:42,676 THEY PROBABLY SHORTENED IT FROM GERONIMO. 141 00:05:42,676 --> 00:05:45,078 - NO, IT'S SHORT FOR GERALD, 142 00:05:45,078 --> 00:05:47,247 AND NONE OF US CAME THROUGH ELLIS ISLAND. 143 00:05:47,247 --> 00:05:49,750 THAT'S WHY WE'RE NATIVE AMERICANS. 144 00:05:49,750 --> 00:05:51,652 - OH. 145 00:05:54,187 --> 00:05:56,657 - WE'RE THRILLED THAT SOMEONE AS FAMOUS AS YOU 146 00:05:56,657 --> 00:05:58,526 HAS AGREED TO HELP US WITH OUR CAUSE. 147 00:05:58,526 --> 00:06:00,160 - WE WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT CHIEF WAHOO. 148 00:06:00,160 --> 00:06:02,229 - CHIEF WAHOO. WONDERFUL MAN. 149 00:06:02,229 --> 00:06:03,330 - WE WANT TO GET RID OF HIM. 150 00:06:03,330 --> 00:06:05,032 - OH, THAT CHIEF WAHOO. 151 00:06:05,032 --> 00:06:07,968 NO, HE'S TERRIBLE. 152 00:06:07,968 --> 00:06:10,871 - WE'RE TALKING ABOUT THE MASCOT FOR THE CLEVELAND INDIANS. 153 00:06:10,871 --> 00:06:14,174 WE FIND THE GRINNING, RED-FACED CARICATURE TO BE OFFENSIVE. 154 00:06:14,174 --> 00:06:15,643 - OH, I CAN RELATE. 155 00:06:15,643 --> 00:06:17,811 THERE'S AN INSULTING CARICATURE OF ME 156 00:06:17,811 --> 00:06:20,180 AT THE PALM STEAK HOUSE IN BEVERLY HILLS. 157 00:06:20,180 --> 00:06:21,682 I MEAN, MY NOSE IS ALL WRONG, 158 00:06:21,682 --> 00:06:23,451 AND THEY'VE GOT ME HOLDING A BREADSTICK. 159 00:06:23,451 --> 00:06:24,652 AS IF. 160 00:06:26,887 --> 00:06:28,722 - IT'S A VERY HIGH-PROFILE ISSUE, 161 00:06:28,722 --> 00:06:31,058 SO WE CAN COUNT ON YOU FOR YOUR SUPPORT? 162 00:06:31,058 --> 00:06:32,526 - ABSOLUTELY. 163 00:06:32,526 --> 00:06:34,294 IT'S MY DUTY TO HELP MY PEOPLE, 164 00:06:34,294 --> 00:06:38,532 AND IF I GET NATIONAL RECOGNITION IN THE PROCESS, 165 00:06:38,532 --> 00:06:41,168 WELL, I'LL JUST HAVE TO LIVE WITH THAT. 166 00:06:41,168 --> 00:06:43,571 - WE CAN SCHEDULE A PRESS CONFERENCE AS SOON AS TOMORROW, 167 00:06:43,571 --> 00:06:44,938 UNLESS YOU NEED MORE TIME. 168 00:06:44,938 --> 00:06:48,141 - NO, I'M READY, BUT I WILL NEED A CHEAT SHEET. 169 00:06:48,141 --> 00:06:51,111 ONE TIME, I DID PROMOTION FOR A MOVIE WITHOUT NOTES, 170 00:06:51,111 --> 00:06:53,714 AND I REALLY EMBARRASSED MYSELF. 171 00:06:53,714 --> 00:06:55,749 BOY, WAS MY FACE... 172 00:06:58,285 --> 00:07:00,120 ITS NATURAL COLOR. 173 00:07:04,725 --> 00:07:06,560 - WE CAN TRACE BOTH OF YOUR BLOODLINES 174 00:07:06,560 --> 00:07:08,896 BACK TO THE SAME VILLAGE IN EASTERN POLAND. 175 00:07:08,896 --> 00:07:10,798 CHURCH RECORDS FROM 1829 176 00:07:10,798 --> 00:07:13,300 REFER TO ONE WOMAN WHO WAS TALL AND SOUR-FACED. 177 00:07:13,300 --> 00:07:15,936 - SOUNDS LIKE YOU. 178 00:07:15,936 --> 00:07:18,305 - AND ANOTHER WOMAN WHO WAS VOLUPTUOUS AND QUICK OF WIT. 179 00:07:18,305 --> 00:07:21,575 - SOUNDS LIKE ME. 180 00:07:21,575 --> 00:07:23,410 - THEY WERE BOTH RENOWNED DRINKERS. 181 00:07:26,046 --> 00:07:27,748 - GO ON. 182 00:07:27,748 --> 00:07:30,751 - FOR YEARS, THEIR RELATIONSHIP WAS FRAUGHT WITH TENSION, 183 00:07:30,751 --> 00:07:32,853 WITH MANY LETTERS OUTLINING 184 00:07:32,853 --> 00:07:34,622 THEIR VEHEMENT HATRED OF ONE ANOTHER. 185 00:07:34,622 --> 00:07:37,157 THEN THEY REALIZED THE SOURCE OF THEIR TENSION. 186 00:07:37,157 --> 00:07:38,158 - WHICH WAS? 187 00:07:38,158 --> 00:07:39,693 - A DEEP SEXUAL ATTRACTION. 188 00:07:41,428 --> 00:07:43,597 - WHAT THE HELL? 189 00:07:45,899 --> 00:07:47,535 - THEY WERE, IN FACT, 190 00:07:47,535 --> 00:07:51,539 ONE OF THE EARLIEST DOCUMENTED OPEN LESBIAN RELATIONSHIPS. 191 00:07:52,706 --> 00:07:54,708 - BUT HOW DOES THAT MAKE US RELATED? 192 00:07:54,708 --> 00:07:56,544 WE CAN'T BE DESCENDED FROM TWO WOMEN. 193 00:07:56,544 --> 00:07:58,045 - THEY HAD A CHILD TOGETHER. 194 00:07:58,045 --> 00:08:00,380 THE TALL ONE SLEPT WITH THE VOLUPTUOUS ONE'S BROTHER. 195 00:08:00,380 --> 00:08:01,949 - TYPICAL. 196 00:08:03,450 --> 00:08:05,853 - HERE IS A PHOTO OF THEM 197 00:08:05,853 --> 00:08:09,557 FROM THE YEAR 1832. 198 00:08:16,163 --> 00:08:19,132 - WOW, YOU ARE SO COMFORTING AND SMART AND EASY TO TALK TO. 199 00:08:20,634 --> 00:08:22,369 I'D LOVE TO SEE YOU AGAIN. 200 00:08:22,369 --> 00:08:23,403 - HOW ABOUT TOMORROW? 201 00:08:23,403 --> 00:08:24,404 - YES. 202 00:08:24,404 --> 00:08:26,073 GREAT. 203 00:08:26,073 --> 00:08:28,008 WHAT SHOULD I WEAR? 204 00:08:30,310 --> 00:08:32,179 - WHATEVER'S COMFORTABLE. 205 00:08:32,179 --> 00:08:33,714 IT'S JUST ANOTHER APPOINTMENT. 206 00:08:33,714 --> 00:08:35,916 - APPOINTMENT. 207 00:08:35,916 --> 00:08:38,251 YES, OF COURSE IT'S AN APPOINTMENT, 208 00:08:38,251 --> 00:08:40,788 'CAUSE I'M YOUR PATIENT. 209 00:08:40,788 --> 00:08:42,155 KESHA, RIGHT? 210 00:08:43,724 --> 00:08:45,726 - IT'S GOOD YOU'RE COMING IN TOMORROW. 211 00:08:50,330 --> 00:08:52,432 - I BROUGHT YOU SOME TEA. 212 00:08:52,432 --> 00:08:54,935 - WHY ARE YOU BEING SO NICE? 213 00:08:54,935 --> 00:08:57,104 YOU'RE SKEEVING ME OUT. 214 00:08:59,072 --> 00:09:01,208 - I'M JUST TRYING TO DIFFUSE THE TENSION. 215 00:09:01,208 --> 00:09:06,046 - OH, I'M SURE YOU'D LIKE TO DIFFUSE THE TENSION. 216 00:09:06,046 --> 00:09:09,449 - CAN WE PLEASE TURN OUR ATTENTION TO SOMETHING ELSE? 217 00:09:09,449 --> 00:09:11,318 - WELL, MY COUSIN'S MY SHRINK, 218 00:09:11,318 --> 00:09:13,353 AND I THINK I'M IN LOVE WITH HIM. 219 00:09:14,421 --> 00:09:16,624 - THAT WORKS FOR ME. 220 00:09:16,624 --> 00:09:20,127 - WE ALL FALL IN LOVE WITH OUR SHRINKS, BUT COUSINS? 221 00:09:20,127 --> 00:09:21,361 ISN'T THAT A BIT UNSEEMLY? 222 00:09:21,361 --> 00:09:22,763 - WELL, IS IT? 223 00:09:22,763 --> 00:09:25,298 I JUST WISH I KNEW HOW CLOSELY RELATED WE WERE. 224 00:09:25,298 --> 00:09:27,334 I MEAN, YEAH, SECOND COUSINS, THAT WOULD BE GROSS, 225 00:09:27,334 --> 00:09:30,137 BUT FOURTH OR FIFTH COUSINS-- THAT WOULD BE FINE, RIGHT? 226 00:09:30,137 --> 00:09:33,240 I MEAN, IT'S NOT LIKE WE'RE GONNA HAVE KIDS. 227 00:09:33,240 --> 00:09:34,507 OOH, I WONDER IF HE WANTS KIDS. 228 00:09:34,507 --> 00:09:36,710 HE'D BE A GOOD DAD. 229 00:09:38,679 --> 00:09:41,982 - WELL, I HAVE A NEW CAUSE. 230 00:09:41,982 --> 00:09:44,251 HAS ANYONE HERE HEARD OF CHIEF WAHOO? 231 00:09:44,251 --> 00:09:46,286 - YEAH, HE'S THE MASCOT FOR THE CLEVELAND INDIANS. 232 00:09:46,286 --> 00:09:48,255 - THAT'S RIGHT, AND HE'S OFFENSIVE, 233 00:09:48,255 --> 00:09:50,658 AND I AM GONNA HELP GET RID OF HIM. 234 00:09:50,658 --> 00:09:53,927 - BUT HE'S THE SYMBOL OF THE TEAM... 235 00:09:53,927 --> 00:09:57,665 WHICH HASN'T WON A SERIES SINCE 1948. 236 00:09:57,665 --> 00:09:59,532 CAN HIM. 237 00:10:00,634 --> 00:10:02,402 - I FEEL SO FULFILLED, 238 00:10:02,402 --> 00:10:05,305 AND I OWE IT ALL TO YOUR DNA TEST, MELANIE. 239 00:10:05,305 --> 00:10:08,308 NOW, OBVIOUSLY, I RESENTED YOU STEALING MY TOOTHBRUSH, 240 00:10:08,308 --> 00:10:12,646 BUT NOW I UNDERSTAND THAT THAT'S JUST HOW THE WHITE MAN OPERATES. 241 00:10:15,683 --> 00:10:16,950 - THAT'S IT! 242 00:10:16,950 --> 00:10:19,286 I'LL STEAL MY COUSIN'S TOOTHBRUSH 243 00:10:19,286 --> 00:10:21,288 AND GET A MORE DETAILED DNA TEST. 244 00:10:21,288 --> 00:10:23,056 I'LL JUST TELL HIM HE'S GOT, LIKE, SPINACH IN HIS TEETH 245 00:10:23,056 --> 00:10:26,026 OR SOMETHING, AND THEN AFTER HE BRUSHES, I'LL SWIPE IT. 246 00:10:26,026 --> 00:10:27,661 - IF YOU WEREN'T SEEING A THERAPIST, 247 00:10:27,661 --> 00:10:30,363 I'D SAY YOU SHOULD SEE A THERAPIST. 248 00:10:30,363 --> 00:10:32,399 - NO, I-- LOOK, IF IT DOESN'T WORK OUT, 249 00:10:32,399 --> 00:10:34,301 I'LL JUST GET OVER HIM WITH A DIFFERENT SHRINK. 250 00:10:34,301 --> 00:10:35,635 A WOMAN. 251 00:10:35,635 --> 00:10:37,470 I CAN BE SURE NOT TO FALL IN LOVE WITH HER. 252 00:10:40,340 --> 00:10:42,175 - WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT US? 253 00:10:42,175 --> 00:10:44,011 - BECAUSE I'M TALKING TO YOU. WHY ARE YOU ACTING SO WEIRD? 254 00:10:44,011 --> 00:10:46,179 - WE'RE NOT ACTING WEIRD. 255 00:10:46,179 --> 00:10:49,582 - YOU'RE THE ONE TRYING TO GET INTO YOUR COUSIN'S PANTS. 256 00:10:52,853 --> 00:10:54,988 - YOU TWO ARE ACTING A LITTLE WEIRD. 257 00:10:54,988 --> 00:10:56,890 WHAT DID THAT HISTORIAN TELL YOU? 258 00:10:56,890 --> 00:10:59,860 - OH, YOU KNOW, NOTHING MUCH. 259 00:10:59,860 --> 00:11:03,230 OH, EXCEPT WE DO HAVE A RELATIVE HERE IN OHIO. 260 00:11:03,230 --> 00:11:04,898 A YOUNG WOMAN WHO LIVES IN AKRON. 261 00:11:04,898 --> 00:11:07,100 - OH, WELL, YOU GOT TO GO MEET HER. 262 00:11:07,100 --> 00:11:08,101 I MEAN, COME ON. 263 00:11:08,101 --> 00:11:09,502 AREN'T YOU TWO CURIOUS? 264 00:11:12,605 --> 00:11:14,407 - CURIOUS? 265 00:11:14,407 --> 00:11:17,010 WHY DID YOU USE THAT WORD? 266 00:11:20,347 --> 00:11:21,882 - SO, EARLY IN RELATIONSHIPS, 267 00:11:21,882 --> 00:11:23,884 WHEN PEOPLE ONLY KNOW A LITTLE BIT ABOUT EACH OTHER, 268 00:11:23,884 --> 00:11:27,120 THEY FILL IN THE BLANK SPOTS WITH WHAT THEY WANT TO SEE. 269 00:11:27,120 --> 00:11:28,621 AS A PAINTER, WHEN I LOOK AT A BLANK CANVAS-- 270 00:11:28,621 --> 00:11:30,791 - YOU PAINT? 271 00:11:30,791 --> 00:11:33,126 - WELL, I MEAN, I DABBLE. 272 00:11:36,096 --> 00:11:37,330 - THAT'S BEAUTIFUL. 273 00:11:37,330 --> 00:11:39,132 WHAT CAN'T YOU DO? 274 00:11:39,132 --> 00:11:40,801 BESIDES BRUSH YOUR TEETH. 275 00:11:40,801 --> 00:11:42,069 - EXCUSE ME? 276 00:11:42,069 --> 00:11:44,938 - YOU HAVE A LITTLE SPINACH RIGHT THERE. 277 00:11:44,938 --> 00:11:46,239 - OH, JUST GIVE ME A SECOND. I'LL GO BRUSH. 278 00:11:46,239 --> 00:11:47,540 - OKAY. 279 00:11:50,610 --> 00:11:52,780 DO YOU EVER PAINT NUDES? 280 00:11:55,182 --> 00:11:56,817 - HI. SORRY I'M LATE. 281 00:11:56,817 --> 00:11:57,818 IT WAS HARD TO GET IN. 282 00:11:57,818 --> 00:12:00,020 THERE'S A HUGE PROTEST OUTSIDE. 283 00:12:00,020 --> 00:12:01,121 - I KNOW. THEY'RE PROTESTING YOU. 284 00:12:01,121 --> 00:12:02,122 - WHAT? 285 00:12:02,122 --> 00:12:03,490 WHAT DID I DO? 286 00:12:03,490 --> 00:12:05,525 - YOU'RE STANDING UP FOR WHAT'S RIGHT. 287 00:12:05,525 --> 00:12:08,495 CHIEF WAHOO IS AN OFFENSIVE STEREOTYPE, 288 00:12:08,495 --> 00:12:09,863 BUT SOME PEOPLE LOVE HIM. 289 00:12:09,863 --> 00:12:11,598 MOST PEOPLE, REALLY. 290 00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:14,367 - WAIT A MINUTE. 291 00:12:14,367 --> 00:12:16,436 YOU MEAN THERE ARE TWO SIDES TO THIS ISSUE? 292 00:12:16,436 --> 00:12:17,437 NOBODY TOLD ME THAT. 293 00:12:17,437 --> 00:12:18,671 - OH, YEAH. 294 00:12:18,671 --> 00:12:19,672 SOME OF YOUR FANS WILL HATE YOU FOR THIS. 295 00:12:19,672 --> 00:12:22,342 - WHAT? - YOU'RE UP. 296 00:12:22,342 --> 00:12:24,577 - EVERYONE, PLEASE WELCOME VICTORIA CHASE. 297 00:12:27,948 --> 00:12:31,819 - AS A PROUD NATIVE AMERICAN, I AM HERE TODAY 298 00:12:31,819 --> 00:12:34,822 TO TAKE A STAND ON THE ISSUE OF THE MASCOT 299 00:12:34,822 --> 00:12:39,026 OF THE CLEVELAND INDIANS, CHIEF WAHOO, WHO, SOME SAY, 300 00:12:39,026 --> 00:12:42,963 PORTRAYS A NEGATIVE IMAGE OF NATIVE AMERICANS, 301 00:12:42,963 --> 00:12:44,697 AND OTHERS SAY THE OPPOSITE. 302 00:12:44,697 --> 00:12:45,698 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 303 00:12:45,698 --> 00:12:46,900 - WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT! 304 00:12:46,900 --> 00:12:48,235 WAIT, WAIT. 305 00:12:48,235 --> 00:12:50,603 DOESN'T CHIEF WAHOO OFFEND YOUR BELIEFS 306 00:12:50,603 --> 00:12:52,105 AS A PROUD NATIVE AMERICAN? 307 00:12:52,105 --> 00:12:54,842 - WELL, YES, OF COURSE IT'S TERRIBLE, 308 00:12:54,842 --> 00:12:57,244 BUT WHEN YOU SEE CHIEF WAHOO'S SMILE, 309 00:12:57,244 --> 00:13:00,480 I MEAN, HE IS SO CUTE, YOU JUST WANT TO TAKE HIM HOME. 310 00:13:02,149 --> 00:13:04,017 AND SPANK HIM! 311 00:13:05,285 --> 00:13:06,619 TO CONCLUDE, 312 00:13:06,619 --> 00:13:10,157 HE IS OFFENSIVE AND ADORABLE. 313 00:13:10,157 --> 00:13:12,325 A RACIST CARTOON WHO CAN ALSO INSPIRE. 314 00:13:12,325 --> 00:13:13,760 THANK YOU. 315 00:13:13,760 --> 00:13:16,864 - BUT, MS. CHASE, YOU'RE NOT EVEN TAKING A STAND. 316 00:13:16,864 --> 00:13:19,632 - OKAY. 317 00:13:19,632 --> 00:13:22,335 I AM GONNA TAKE A STAND, 318 00:13:22,335 --> 00:13:25,172 BECAUSE THERE IS AN INJUSTICE GOING ON HERE, 319 00:13:25,172 --> 00:13:28,641 AND THAT INJUSTICE IS PEOPLE COMING TO ACTORS FOR AN OPINION. 320 00:13:30,343 --> 00:13:32,045 JUST BECAUSE WE'RE BETTER-LOOKING THAN YOU 321 00:13:32,045 --> 00:13:33,446 DOESN'T MEAN WE KNOW STUFF. 322 00:13:35,215 --> 00:13:38,085 WHEN IS THE PUBLIC GOING TO LEARN? 323 00:13:38,085 --> 00:13:40,653 LET MY PEOPLE GO. 324 00:13:44,091 --> 00:13:47,094 SO HOW DID I DO? 325 00:13:49,496 --> 00:13:52,065 - THE COUNCIL CONFERRED, AND WE DON'T WANT 326 00:13:52,065 --> 00:13:53,300 TO BE ASSOCIATED WITH YOU ANYMORE. 327 00:13:53,300 --> 00:13:54,401 - WHAT? 328 00:13:54,401 --> 00:13:56,536 YOU'RE--YOU'RE VOTING ME OUT? 329 00:13:56,536 --> 00:13:59,572 - YES. THE TRIBE HAS SPOKEN. 330 00:14:02,109 --> 00:14:03,243 - WELCOME BACK. 331 00:14:03,243 --> 00:14:04,644 WE ARE HERE WITH DR. CLIFTON LAIRD, 332 00:14:04,644 --> 00:14:06,914 PRESIDENT OF DNA QUEST, ONE OF OUR SPONSORS. 333 00:14:06,914 --> 00:14:08,715 - PLEASURE TO BE HERE, MELANIE. 334 00:14:08,715 --> 00:14:10,450 AND AS WE SAY IN THE DNA WORLD, 335 00:14:10,450 --> 00:14:12,719 DOUBLE THE HELIX, DOUBLE THE FUN. 336 00:14:14,454 --> 00:14:16,089 YOU KNOW, SPEAKING OF FUN, 337 00:14:16,089 --> 00:14:19,292 HERE'S A QUESTION I'M SURE YOU GET ASKED A LOT: 338 00:14:19,292 --> 00:14:22,695 WHEN IS IT OKAY FOR COUSINS TO DATE? 339 00:14:25,232 --> 00:14:28,635 - ACTUALLY, I DON'T GET ASKED THAT QUESTION A LOT. 340 00:14:28,635 --> 00:14:30,637 - FOURTH COUSINS, THIRD COUSINS? 341 00:14:30,637 --> 00:14:32,105 YOU KNOW, SCIENTIFICALLY SPEAKING, 342 00:14:32,105 --> 00:14:34,141 WHERE'S THE CREEPY LINE? 343 00:14:34,141 --> 00:14:35,742 - I--I DON'T KNOW, 344 00:14:35,742 --> 00:14:38,378 UH, BUT I DO KNOW THAT WE'VE GOT A SURPRISE FOR YOU. 345 00:14:38,378 --> 00:14:43,116 WE TESTED YOUR DNA, AND WE DISCOVERED YOU HAVE A RELATIVE 346 00:14:43,116 --> 00:14:44,952 WHOM YOU'VE NEVER MET LIVING RIGHT HERE 347 00:14:44,952 --> 00:14:46,053 IN THE CLEVELAND AREA. 348 00:14:46,053 --> 00:14:48,188 HIS NAME IS DR. MARK ANGELO, 349 00:14:48,188 --> 00:14:50,357 AND HE'LL BE JOINING US IN THE STUDIO RIGHT NOW. 350 00:14:50,357 --> 00:14:51,624 - WHAT? NO. 351 00:14:51,624 --> 00:14:53,994 OH, NO! NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 352 00:14:56,964 --> 00:14:58,265 - KESHA? 353 00:14:58,265 --> 00:15:01,501 - ACTUALLY, IT'S PRONOUNCED "MELANIE." 354 00:15:05,872 --> 00:15:09,576 - LISTENERS, I MUST TELL YOU, IT IS SO SURPRISING 355 00:15:09,576 --> 00:15:16,283 TO MEET A RELATIVE THAT I HAVE NEVER, EVER SEEN BEFORE. 356 00:15:16,283 --> 00:15:18,685 - YES. I'M SURPRISED BY THIS TOO. 357 00:15:20,487 --> 00:15:22,655 - YEAH, I WONDER IF WE HAVE THE SAME FAMILY TRAITS. 358 00:15:22,655 --> 00:15:26,393 YOU KNOW, LIKE IN MY FAMILY, WE SOMETIMES DO STRANGE THINGS 359 00:15:26,393 --> 00:15:29,262 THAT HAVE PERFECTLY GOOD EXPLANATIONS. 360 00:15:30,330 --> 00:15:31,798 - WELL, IN MY FAMILY, 361 00:15:31,798 --> 00:15:34,034 WHEN SOMEONE TELLS US WHO THEY ARE, WE BELIEVE THEM. 362 00:15:35,435 --> 00:15:39,006 - IN MY FAMILY, WE OPEN PRESENTS ON CHRISTMAS EVE. 363 00:15:41,541 --> 00:15:45,378 - WHICH REMINDS US THAT IT IS NEVER TOO EARLY 364 00:15:45,378 --> 00:15:49,016 TO GIVE THE GIFT OF FORGIVENESS 365 00:15:49,016 --> 00:15:51,718 WHEN SOMEONE SAYS, 366 00:15:51,718 --> 00:15:56,156 "I AM SO, SO SORRY." 367 00:15:59,059 --> 00:16:00,193 - SOMETHING'S BUZZING. 368 00:16:00,193 --> 00:16:01,361 - YEAH, IT'S NOTHING. 369 00:16:01,361 --> 00:16:02,795 - IS THAT AN ELECTRIC TOOTHBRUSH? 370 00:16:02,795 --> 00:16:05,898 - I DON'T HAVE AN ELECTRIC TOOTHBRUSH IN MY PURSE. 371 00:16:05,898 --> 00:16:07,500 THAT WOULD BE EMBARRASSING. 372 00:16:07,500 --> 00:16:10,137 NO, WHAT IT IS, IS I'M A SINGLE WOMAN, 373 00:16:10,137 --> 00:16:11,804 AND SOMETIMES AT WORK I GET TENSE. 374 00:16:11,804 --> 00:16:13,673 - OH, IT'S A VIBRATOR. 375 00:16:15,475 --> 00:16:17,410 - CAN WE JUST PLEASE GO TO COMMERCIAL? 376 00:16:20,347 --> 00:16:23,050 OKAY, I'M JUST--I'M JUST GONNA COME RIGHT OUT AND SAY IT. 377 00:16:23,050 --> 00:16:25,285 I'M NOT KESHA. 378 00:16:25,285 --> 00:16:27,087 - I GATHERED THAT. 379 00:16:27,087 --> 00:16:29,889 - AND IT'S NOT A VIBRATOR IN MY PURSE. 380 00:16:29,889 --> 00:16:31,424 IT IS AN ELECTRIC TOOTHBRUSH. 381 00:16:31,424 --> 00:16:32,425 - WHAT DO YOU DO ABOUT THE TENS-- 382 00:16:32,425 --> 00:16:33,593 - I JUST HOLD IT IN! 383 00:16:35,595 --> 00:16:39,466 IT'S YOUR TOOTHBRUSH, AND I STOLE IT BECAUSE I WANTED 384 00:16:39,466 --> 00:16:43,203 TO TEST YOUR DNA FURTHER TO FIND OUT HOW CLOSELY RELATED WE ARE 385 00:16:43,203 --> 00:16:45,738 BECAUSE I HAVE A LITTLE CRUSH ON YOU. 386 00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:49,276 AND I KNOW YOU DON'T LIKE TO USE THE WORD "CRAZY"-- 387 00:16:49,276 --> 00:16:52,479 - NO, NO, IN THIS CASE, "CRAZY" SOUNDS LIKE THE PERFECT WORD. 388 00:17:01,254 --> 00:17:03,090 - THIS IS SO WEIRD. 389 00:17:03,090 --> 00:17:05,358 WE'RE GONNA MEET SOMEONE WITH OUR DNA. 390 00:17:05,358 --> 00:17:07,527 - IT'S ALMOST LIKE MEETING OUR CHILD. 391 00:17:07,527 --> 00:17:09,229 - THE ONLY THING I KNOW IS HER NAME, 392 00:17:09,229 --> 00:17:11,298 SO I'LL HAVE TO USE MY DETECTIVE SKILLS 393 00:17:11,298 --> 00:17:12,832 TO FIGURE OUT WHICH ONE IS JESSICA. 394 00:17:12,832 --> 00:17:14,234 - HEY, JESSICA! 395 00:17:15,735 --> 00:17:17,137 - THAT'S HER! 396 00:17:18,705 --> 00:17:20,773 SHE'S COMING OVER. ACT NORMAL. 397 00:17:20,773 --> 00:17:22,575 HI! 398 00:17:22,575 --> 00:17:24,411 - HI! 399 00:17:24,411 --> 00:17:26,113 - HI. WHAT CAN I GET YOU? 400 00:17:26,113 --> 00:17:27,447 - TWO BEERS, PLEASE. 401 00:17:27,447 --> 00:17:28,781 - GOT IT. 402 00:17:28,781 --> 00:17:31,451 - SO, JESSICA, HOW LONG HAVE YOU WORKED HERE? 403 00:17:31,451 --> 00:17:32,485 - OH, NOT LONG. 404 00:17:32,485 --> 00:17:33,753 I'M ONLY WAITING TABLES 405 00:17:33,753 --> 00:17:35,021 TO PUT MYSELF THROUGH VETERINARY SCHOOL. 406 00:17:35,021 --> 00:17:37,924 - OH, WHAT A WONDERFUL CHILD. 407 00:17:37,924 --> 00:17:40,427 - AND WHAT A BEAUTIFUL ENGAGEMENT RING. 408 00:17:40,427 --> 00:17:41,894 CONGRATULATIONS. 409 00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:43,230 - THANKS. 410 00:17:43,230 --> 00:17:44,231 YOU KNOW, I'M ALWAYS A LITTLE SELF-CONSCIOUS 411 00:17:44,231 --> 00:17:46,299 BECAUSE MY HANDS ARE SO BIG. 412 00:17:48,135 --> 00:17:49,936 - I THINK THEY'RE PERFECT. 413 00:17:49,936 --> 00:17:52,239 - I THINK YOU'RE PERFECT. 414 00:17:53,306 --> 00:17:54,841 - YEAH. 415 00:17:54,841 --> 00:17:56,776 OKAY, I'LL GET YOUR DRINKS. 416 00:17:59,246 --> 00:18:00,747 - WE DID GOOD, JOY. 417 00:18:00,747 --> 00:18:02,515 - WE REALLY DID. 418 00:18:07,487 --> 00:18:09,822 THANK YOU. 419 00:18:09,822 --> 00:18:11,991 - JESSICA, YOU'RE LATE. 420 00:18:11,991 --> 00:18:13,393 - I KNOW, I KNOW. 421 00:18:13,393 --> 00:18:14,961 SHUT UP. 422 00:18:16,028 --> 00:18:17,930 - WHAT IF SHE'S OUR JESSICA? 423 00:18:17,930 --> 00:18:20,767 - OH, SHE IS NOT OUR JESSICA. 424 00:18:22,569 --> 00:18:25,172 - RIGHT, THE SWEET ANIMAL LOVER IS OURS. 425 00:18:25,172 --> 00:18:27,207 WE HAVE NOTHING IN COMMON WITH THAT MESS. 426 00:18:27,207 --> 00:18:29,176 - I'LL DRINK TO THAT. - MM. 427 00:18:38,585 --> 00:18:39,686 - WE NEVER SAW THAT. 428 00:18:39,686 --> 00:18:41,621 LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. 429 00:18:45,558 --> 00:18:47,960 - WELL, THE PRESS CONFERENCE WASN'T A COMPLETE DISASTER. 430 00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:50,697 I'M REALLY PROUD OF MY NEWFOUND HERITAGE, 431 00:18:50,697 --> 00:18:55,202 AND I ALMOST STOOD UP FOR SOMETHING, AND THAT FEELS GOOD. 432 00:18:55,202 --> 00:18:58,205 - AND ELKA AND I HAVE ADJUSTED TO BEING BLOOD RELATIVES. 433 00:18:59,406 --> 00:19:01,674 IT'S CHANGED THE WAY I LOOK AT JOY. 434 00:19:01,674 --> 00:19:02,942 - OH, THAT'S SWEET. 435 00:19:02,942 --> 00:19:06,213 - NOW I SEE HER AS AN ORGAN FARM. 436 00:19:13,019 --> 00:19:15,087 - I'LL GET IT. 437 00:19:19,392 --> 00:19:21,228 HI, DR. ANGELO. 438 00:19:21,228 --> 00:19:22,529 - HI. 439 00:19:22,529 --> 00:19:23,596 CAN WE TALK? 440 00:19:23,596 --> 00:19:25,398 - SURE. SURE. 441 00:19:28,235 --> 00:19:30,237 - EARLIER, YOU SAID YOU WANTED TO KNOW 442 00:19:30,237 --> 00:19:31,904 HOW CLOSELY RELATED WE WERE, 443 00:19:31,904 --> 00:19:34,040 SO I HAD A FRIEND AT THE UNIVERSITY TEST MY DNA. 444 00:19:34,040 --> 00:19:35,575 - AND? 445 00:19:35,575 --> 00:19:36,676 - WE'RE TWINS. 446 00:19:36,676 --> 00:19:38,478 - WHAT? 447 00:19:38,478 --> 00:19:40,513 - I'M KIDDING. 448 00:19:40,513 --> 00:19:42,515 WOW, YOU ARE GULLIBLE. 449 00:19:43,650 --> 00:19:44,817 YEAH, THAT'S TRUE. 450 00:19:44,817 --> 00:19:47,320 - SO TURNS OUT YOU AND I ONLY SHARE 451 00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:49,121 ONE ANCESTOR FROM THE 17TH CENTURY, 452 00:19:49,121 --> 00:19:51,924 SO WE ARE VERY DISTANT RELATIVES. 453 00:19:51,924 --> 00:19:54,461 - GOOD TO KNOW. 454 00:19:54,461 --> 00:19:57,096 CAN I ASK WHAT MADE YOU DO THE TEST? 455 00:19:57,096 --> 00:19:59,666 - WELL, I WOULDN'T LET MYSELF THINK ABOUT YOU 456 00:19:59,666 --> 00:20:01,200 UNTIL I KNEW THE TRUTH. 457 00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:03,703 HONESTLY, YOU WEREN'T THE ONLY INAPPROPRIATE ONE. 458 00:20:03,703 --> 00:20:05,204 - REALLY? 459 00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:07,407 - YOU WERE SO PRETTY WHEN I FIRST SAW YOU, 460 00:20:07,407 --> 00:20:08,941 I HOPED YOU WEREN'T MY PATIENT. 461 00:20:08,941 --> 00:20:11,244 - THEN I SHOWED OFF WITH MY GUITAR. 462 00:20:11,244 --> 00:20:14,514 I EVEN CALLED MY THERAPIST ABOUT ASKING YOU OUT. 463 00:20:14,514 --> 00:20:15,515 - WHAT DID HE SAY? 464 00:20:15,515 --> 00:20:16,783 - HE ADVISED AGAINST IT. 465 00:20:18,585 --> 00:20:20,052 - OH. 466 00:20:20,052 --> 00:20:23,290 - I DON'T ALWAYS LISTEN TO MY DAD--I MEAN MY THERAPIST. 467 00:20:24,757 --> 00:20:27,627 - I MAY HAVE ISSUES TOO. 468 00:20:27,627 --> 00:20:31,063 SO ARE YOU ASKING ME OUT? 469 00:20:31,063 --> 00:20:34,033 - I'M ASKING YOU TO MARRY ME. 470 00:20:34,033 --> 00:20:35,768 - WHAT? 471 00:20:35,768 --> 00:20:38,671 OH, I REALLY AM GULLIBLE, AREN'T I? 472 00:20:43,810 --> 00:20:46,212 - * BA-BA, BA-BA 473 00:20:46,212 --> 00:20:48,515 * BA-BA, BA-BA 474 00:20:53,453 --> 00:20:55,755 * BA-BA, BA-BA 475 00:20:55,755 --> 00:20:58,124 * BA-BA, BA-BA 476 00:21:06,533 --> 00:21:08,435 * HEY! 33532

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