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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,277 --> 00:00:10,544 - HOT IN CLEVELAND IS RECORDED 2 00:00:10,578 --> 00:00:12,446 IN FRONT OF A LIVE STUDIO AUDIENCE. 3 00:00:12,480 --> 00:00:13,947 - BRUNCH WAS REALLY NICE, 4 00:00:13,981 --> 00:00:16,250 BUT DID YOU REALLY NEED TO TELL EVERYBODY IN THE RESTAURANT 5 00:00:16,284 --> 00:00:17,351 THAT IT WAS OUR ANNIVERSARY? 6 00:00:17,385 --> 00:00:19,153 - IT WAS OUR ANNIVERSARY. 7 00:00:19,187 --> 00:00:21,355 - IT'S ONLY BEEN SIX WEEKS. 8 00:00:21,389 --> 00:00:22,856 - I HEAR WHAT YOU'RE SAYING. 9 00:00:22,890 --> 00:00:25,826 "WHERE'S MY PRESENT?" 10 00:00:25,859 --> 00:00:28,429 WELL, HERE IT IS. 11 00:00:28,462 --> 00:00:30,164 IT'S A YEAR'S MEMBERSHIP TO A WINE CLUB. 12 00:00:30,198 --> 00:00:31,665 WE'LL GET A BOTTLE EVERY MONTH, 13 00:00:31,699 --> 00:00:34,402 SO WE'LL ALWAYS HAVE SOMETHING TO TAKE TO MAX AND PAM'S. 14 00:00:34,435 --> 00:00:36,670 - WHO ARE MAX AND PAM? 15 00:00:36,704 --> 00:00:38,206 - OUR BEST COUPLE FRIENDS. 16 00:00:38,239 --> 00:00:39,507 WE HAVEN'T ACTUALLY MET THEM YET, 17 00:00:39,540 --> 00:00:42,510 SO THE NAMES ARE JUST PLACEHOLDERS. 18 00:00:42,543 --> 00:00:44,845 BUT IN MY HEAD, HE'S A HUMAN RIGHTS LAWYER, 19 00:00:44,878 --> 00:00:47,148 AND SHE LOVES TO PICKLE VEGETABLES. 20 00:00:47,181 --> 00:00:48,982 PAM THE PICKLER. 21 00:00:49,016 --> 00:00:50,818 - OH, JACK, STOP. 22 00:00:50,851 --> 00:00:52,420 YOU ARE MOVING WAY TOO FAST FOR ME. 23 00:00:52,453 --> 00:00:54,688 I JUST-- I NEED A LITTLE SPACE, OKAY? 24 00:00:54,722 --> 00:00:58,759 I MEAN, HOW CAN I MISS YOU IF YOU WON'T GO AWAY? 25 00:01:01,529 --> 00:01:03,931 - I THINK I UNDERSTAND. 26 00:01:03,964 --> 00:01:06,134 I'LL TAKE MY FOOT OFF THE GAS AND PUT IT ON THE BRAKE. 27 00:01:06,134 --> 00:01:07,135 - THANK YOU. 28 00:01:07,135 --> 00:01:08,169 - AND IF I SLIP UP, 29 00:01:08,202 --> 00:01:12,140 DON'T BE AFRAID TO FLASH YOUR HEADLIGHTS. 30 00:01:12,140 --> 00:01:14,475 THAT'S--I DIDN'T MEAN-- 31 00:01:14,508 --> 00:01:16,477 OKAY. 32 00:01:18,346 --> 00:01:20,381 - UGH, I'M GONNA HAVE TO BREAK UP WITH JACK. 33 00:01:20,414 --> 00:01:21,949 - WHY? WHAT'S GOING ON? 34 00:01:21,982 --> 00:01:23,884 - SHE'D RATHER NOT TALK ABOUT IT. 35 00:01:23,917 --> 00:01:26,053 - NO, I WOULD LIKE TO TALK ABOUT IT. 36 00:01:26,154 --> 00:01:31,058 - I MEANT I'D RATHER NOT HEAR ABOUT IT. 37 00:01:32,526 --> 00:01:33,661 - JUST ONE THING, MELANIE. 38 00:01:33,694 --> 00:01:35,663 PRIOR TO YOU ASKING FOR SPACE, 39 00:01:35,696 --> 00:01:38,399 I PICKED OUT A LAKESIDE CONDO FOR US. 40 00:01:38,432 --> 00:01:39,933 HOPING YOU'D BE ABLE TO HAVE A LOOK AT IT 41 00:01:39,967 --> 00:01:42,936 BEFORE I LOSE THE DEPOSIT. 42 00:01:42,970 --> 00:01:44,638 - JACK, I'M NOT GONNA GO LOOK AT A CONDO. 43 00:01:44,672 --> 00:01:45,839 - RIGHT. 44 00:01:45,873 --> 00:01:47,841 I'LL LEAVE YOU WITH THE CONDO BROCHURE. 45 00:01:47,875 --> 00:01:51,279 PLEASE TAKE NOTE OF THE MASTER BATH BIDET. 46 00:01:52,513 --> 00:01:54,482 - DO YOU SEE WHY I HAVE TO BREAK UP WITH HIM? 47 00:01:54,515 --> 00:01:56,284 - OH, HE'S TOO CLINGY. 48 00:01:56,317 --> 00:01:59,086 - HE'S LIKE SPANX YOU CAN'T GET OFF. 49 00:01:59,187 --> 00:02:00,488 - OH, GOD. 50 00:02:00,521 --> 00:02:02,190 THERE HE IS AGAIN. SOMEBODY ELSE ANSWER IT. 51 00:02:02,223 --> 00:02:04,292 I'M NOT HERE. - FINE, I'LL GET IT. 52 00:02:07,561 --> 00:02:10,198 HOLY CRAP! 53 00:02:11,799 --> 00:02:13,066 DAD? 54 00:02:13,100 --> 00:02:14,668 - HELLO, VICTORIA. 55 00:02:14,702 --> 00:02:16,204 HELLO, LADIES. 56 00:02:17,638 --> 00:02:19,673 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 57 00:02:19,707 --> 00:02:21,775 - CAN'T I JUST DROP IN AND SEE MY LITTLE GIRL? 58 00:02:21,809 --> 00:02:22,843 - SERIOUSLY? 59 00:02:22,876 --> 00:02:24,778 WE HAVEN'T SPOKEN IN SIX MONTHS, 60 00:02:24,812 --> 00:02:27,848 AND OUR LAST CONVERSATION ENDED WITH ME CALLING YOU A HAS-BEEN 61 00:02:27,881 --> 00:02:30,384 AND YOU CALLING ME A HACK. 62 00:02:30,418 --> 00:02:32,620 AND NOW YOU JUST SHOW UP? 63 00:02:32,653 --> 00:02:34,955 - WELL, I'M DYING TO SEE THE FOOTBALL HALL OF FAME. 64 00:02:34,988 --> 00:02:36,790 OH, LET ME REPHRASE THAT. 65 00:02:36,824 --> 00:02:39,227 I'D LIKE TO SEE THE FOOTBALL HALL OF FAME, 66 00:02:39,227 --> 00:02:42,296 AND I'M DYING. 67 00:02:42,330 --> 00:02:44,232 - OH, MY GOD, DADDY. 68 00:02:44,232 --> 00:02:45,566 THREE MONTHS? 69 00:02:45,599 --> 00:02:47,268 - THAT'S WHAT THE DOCTORS SAY. 70 00:02:47,301 --> 00:02:50,103 BUT, AS AN OLD ACTOR, I'D LIKE TO MILK IT TO SIX MONTHS. 71 00:02:51,305 --> 00:02:52,773 - DOCTORS. 72 00:02:52,806 --> 00:02:53,974 DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN I PLAYED 73 00:02:54,007 --> 00:02:56,076 NOAH WYLE'S MENTOR ON ER? 74 00:02:56,109 --> 00:02:57,077 - MM. 75 00:02:57,110 --> 00:02:58,579 AND YOU BROUGHT SUCH HUMANITY 76 00:02:58,612 --> 00:03:01,048 TO THAT ALIEN DOCTOR YOU PLAYED ON LOST IN SPACE. 77 00:03:01,081 --> 00:03:02,049 - YES. 78 00:03:02,082 --> 00:03:06,687 BUT THAT ROBOT WAS AN A-HOLE. 79 00:03:06,720 --> 00:03:09,357 YOU KNOW, HONEY, I KNOW THAT WE'VE NEVER REALLY GOTTEN ALONG. 80 00:03:09,390 --> 00:03:10,424 - NO, JUST FORGET IT. 81 00:03:10,458 --> 00:03:12,926 I MEAN, THAT ALL SEEMS SO SILLY NOW. 82 00:03:12,960 --> 00:03:14,262 IS THERE ANYTHING I CAN DO FOR YOU? 83 00:03:14,295 --> 00:03:15,396 ANYTHING AT ALL? 84 00:03:15,429 --> 00:03:18,832 - WELL, JUST BEING HERE WITH YOU IS ENOUGH. 85 00:03:18,866 --> 00:03:21,302 ALTHOUGH I WOULD LIKE TO WORK. 86 00:03:21,335 --> 00:03:23,471 ONE LAST HURRAH WOULD BE NICE. 87 00:03:23,504 --> 00:03:26,073 - WELL, I COULD HELP YOU WITH THAT. 88 00:03:26,106 --> 00:03:28,709 MY HBO SHOW--I'M SURE I COULD GET YOU SOMETHING. 89 00:03:28,742 --> 00:03:30,177 - REALLY? WELL, I DON'T WANT TO PUT YOU 90 00:03:30,278 --> 00:03:31,779 IN ANY KIND OF AWKWARD POSITION. 91 00:03:31,812 --> 00:03:32,913 - NO, I REALLY WANT TO DO THIS. 92 00:03:32,946 --> 00:03:34,382 I'M GONNA CALL MY PRODUCER RIGHT NOW. 93 00:03:34,415 --> 00:03:35,483 BUT, UM... 94 00:03:35,516 --> 00:03:36,650 - BEFORE I GO, CAN I GET YOU SOMETHING? 95 00:03:36,684 --> 00:03:38,452 - OH, NO, NO, NO, NO. YOU MAKE THAT CALL. 96 00:03:38,486 --> 00:03:41,455 I'LL JUST GO GET A GLASS OF WATER. 97 00:03:43,291 --> 00:03:44,558 ELKA. 98 00:03:44,592 --> 00:03:45,859 HOW IS IT POSSIBLE 99 00:03:45,893 --> 00:03:48,195 THAT YOU JUST GET MORE AND MORE BEAUTIFUL? 100 00:03:48,296 --> 00:03:52,300 - IT SURPRISES ME TOO. 101 00:03:52,333 --> 00:03:56,437 - YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME LEFT, 102 00:03:56,470 --> 00:03:59,707 YOU REALIZE YOU WANT TO LIVE EVERY MOMENT TO THE FULLEST. 103 00:03:59,740 --> 00:04:03,076 - LET ME STOP YOU RIGHT THERE. 104 00:04:03,110 --> 00:04:06,314 I DON'T DATE ACTORS. 105 00:04:06,347 --> 00:04:08,649 - VICTORIA SAID THAT YOU SLEPT WITH SINATRA. 106 00:04:08,682 --> 00:04:10,318 HE WAS AN ACTOR. 107 00:04:10,351 --> 00:04:13,521 - HE WAS SINATRA. 108 00:04:13,554 --> 00:04:17,458 YOU BREAK THE RULES FOR SINATRA. 109 00:04:17,491 --> 00:04:19,993 - SO NO RING-A-DING-DING? 110 00:04:20,027 --> 00:04:21,895 - NOT THIS TIME, JUNIOR. 111 00:04:27,601 --> 00:04:28,702 - HELLO, BERNIE. 112 00:04:28,736 --> 00:04:30,804 IT'S ALEX CHASE, YOUR FAVORITE CLIENT. 113 00:04:30,838 --> 00:04:32,806 LISTEN, IT'S LOOKING GOOD ON THIS HBO THING. 114 00:04:32,840 --> 00:04:34,908 I TOLD MY DAUGHTER A LITTLE WHITE LIE, 115 00:04:34,942 --> 00:04:36,377 AND SHE PULLED SOME STRINGS. 116 00:04:36,410 --> 00:04:40,714 WHO KNOWS, I COULD RIDE THIS SHOW FOR FIVE YEARS. 117 00:04:40,748 --> 00:04:42,950 UH, I'LL CALL YOU BACK WHEN I KNOW MORE. 118 00:04:42,983 --> 00:04:45,519 OH, HI, JOY. 119 00:04:45,553 --> 00:04:47,355 I WAS JUST TALKING TO MY DOCTOR. 120 00:04:47,355 --> 00:04:49,156 - I HEARD YOU ON THE PHONE. 121 00:04:49,189 --> 00:04:50,558 YOU'RE NOT DYING. 122 00:04:50,591 --> 00:04:52,225 HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO VICTORIA? 123 00:04:52,259 --> 00:04:53,461 THIS IS GONNA BREAK HER HEART. 124 00:04:53,494 --> 00:04:55,363 - ONLY IF YOU TELL HER. - WHICH I'M GOING TO. 125 00:04:55,363 --> 00:04:57,698 - NO, W-WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, 126 00:04:57,731 --> 00:05:00,501 WHAT WILL IT COST ME TO KEEP YOU QUIET, HUH? 127 00:05:00,534 --> 00:05:02,636 $5.00? 128 00:05:02,670 --> 00:05:04,271 6.00? 7.00? 129 00:05:04,372 --> 00:05:06,874 I REALLY NEED THIS JOB. 130 00:05:06,907 --> 00:05:08,642 - DADDY, I DID IT. 131 00:05:08,676 --> 00:05:10,077 AND NOT ONLY ARE THEY GONNA CAST YOU, 132 00:05:10,110 --> 00:05:11,078 IT'S A TERRIFIC PART, 133 00:05:11,111 --> 00:05:13,080 AND WE HAVE TWO SCENES TOGETHER. 134 00:05:13,113 --> 00:05:15,048 - OH, HONEY, THAT'S WONDERFUL. 135 00:05:15,082 --> 00:05:16,484 - OH, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. 136 00:05:16,517 --> 00:05:18,419 I MEAN, TO THINK THAT WE ALMOST MISSED THIS CHANCE 137 00:05:18,452 --> 00:05:20,421 TO ACT TOGETHER. 138 00:05:20,454 --> 00:05:21,789 YOU KNOW, THIS IS SOMETHING THAT I'VE WANTED 139 00:05:21,822 --> 00:05:23,824 EVER SINCE THE FIRST TIME I CAME AND VISITED YOU ON A SET. 140 00:05:23,857 --> 00:05:28,962 - OH, HONEY, IT'S A DREAM COME TRUE FOR ME AS WELL. 141 00:05:28,996 --> 00:05:30,831 - OH, JOY, ISN'T THIS GREAT NEWS? 142 00:05:30,864 --> 00:05:31,899 - YES, GREAT. 143 00:05:31,932 --> 00:05:33,200 - WHAT'S THE ROLE? 144 00:05:33,233 --> 00:05:38,539 - OH, YOU'RE PLAYING A SMOOTH-TALKING CON MAN. 145 00:05:38,572 --> 00:05:42,743 - COULDN'T THINK OF A BETTER PART. 146 00:05:45,278 --> 00:05:47,448 - * BA-BA, BA-BA 147 00:05:47,481 --> 00:05:50,751 * BA-BA, BA-BA 148 00:05:50,784 --> 00:05:51,819 * HEY! 149 00:05:51,852 --> 00:05:53,086 - WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE 150 00:05:53,120 --> 00:05:55,923 HE SAID, SHE SAID AFTER THESE MESSAGES. 151 00:05:55,956 --> 00:05:57,324 - HEY, UM, LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING. 152 00:05:57,425 --> 00:05:58,592 - HUH? 153 00:05:58,626 --> 00:06:00,561 - JACK IS SO CLINGY, AND I GOT TO BREAK UP WITH HIM, 154 00:06:00,594 --> 00:06:02,563 BUT I-- HOW DO I LET HIM DOWN EASY? 155 00:06:02,596 --> 00:06:04,832 - YOU CAN'T LET GUYS DOWN EASY. 156 00:06:04,865 --> 00:06:07,935 YOU GOT TO SMACK 'EM IN THE HEAD OR THEY WON'T GET IT. 157 00:06:07,968 --> 00:06:10,070 HEY, LOOK. PRETEND I'M YOUR BOYFRIEND AND BREAK UP WITH ME. 158 00:06:10,103 --> 00:06:11,672 BUT DON'T BE SWEET ABOUT IT. 159 00:06:11,705 --> 00:06:12,806 - OKAY. 160 00:06:15,242 --> 00:06:17,511 FRANKIE, YOU'RE AN OBNOXIOUS JERK, 161 00:06:17,545 --> 00:06:18,579 I'M SICK OF YOUR FACE, 162 00:06:18,612 --> 00:06:20,047 AND I DON'T WANT TO DATE YOU ANYMORE. 163 00:06:20,080 --> 00:06:21,682 - GEE WHIZ, MELANIE. - OH, FRANKIE. 164 00:06:21,715 --> 00:06:22,883 OH, I'M SORRY. I MEANT-- 165 00:06:22,916 --> 00:06:26,620 - THAT WAS A TEST. YOU FAILED. 166 00:06:26,654 --> 00:06:28,522 LOOK, YOU GOT TO BE TEN TIMES STRONGER THAN THAT. 167 00:06:28,556 --> 00:06:30,290 JUST WALK IN THERE, DROP THE BOMB, 168 00:06:30,323 --> 00:06:31,291 AND WALK AWAY. 169 00:06:31,324 --> 00:06:32,460 LIKE JAMES BOND. 170 00:06:32,460 --> 00:06:34,327 CAN YOU DO THAT? - YEAH. 171 00:06:34,361 --> 00:06:35,929 - MELANIE, YOU GOT TO ACT LIKE YOU WANT IT. 172 00:06:35,963 --> 00:06:37,097 - I WANT IT. - COME ON. 173 00:06:37,130 --> 00:06:38,799 SAY IT LIKE YOU MEAN IT. - I WANT IT, FRANKIE. 174 00:06:38,832 --> 00:06:40,568 I WANT IT REALLY BAD. I WANT IT SO BAD. 175 00:06:40,601 --> 00:06:42,770 - WHOA, MELANIE. NO MEANS NO. 176 00:06:42,803 --> 00:06:44,672 CAN WE JUST DO THE SHOW PLEASE? 177 00:06:50,978 --> 00:06:53,313 - SO THAT'S IT. IT'S OVER BETWEEN US. 178 00:06:53,346 --> 00:06:54,648 - I DON'T UNDERSTAND. 179 00:06:54,682 --> 00:06:56,484 CAN'T WE TALK ABOUT THIS? - NO. 180 00:06:56,517 --> 00:06:58,819 I DROPPED THE BOMB, AND NOW I'M WALKING AWAY 181 00:06:58,852 --> 00:07:00,120 LIKE JAMES BOND. 182 00:07:00,153 --> 00:07:02,490 - BUT JAMES BOND DOESN'T DROP BOMBS. 183 00:07:02,523 --> 00:07:05,325 HE DEFUSES THEM. 184 00:07:05,358 --> 00:07:08,529 - WELL, I'M--I'M SURE HE DROPPED A BOMB IN SOME MOVIE. 185 00:07:08,562 --> 00:07:10,731 - MOONRAKER, MAYBE. 186 00:07:10,764 --> 00:07:13,400 - JACK, IT'S OVER, 187 00:07:13,501 --> 00:07:16,870 AND I THINK, FOR A WHILE, IT'S BEST IF WE DON'T EVEN TALK. 188 00:07:16,904 --> 00:07:18,305 - BUT I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR. 189 00:07:18,338 --> 00:07:20,407 WHAT IF I SEE A CAR BARRELING TOWARD YOU? 190 00:07:20,508 --> 00:07:22,510 SURELY I CAN TALK TO YOU THEN. 191 00:07:22,510 --> 00:07:23,711 HEY, MELANIE, WATCH OUT! 192 00:07:23,744 --> 00:07:27,314 YOU'RE GONNA BE CRUSHED BY A RUNAWAY CAR! 193 00:07:27,347 --> 00:07:30,317 - NO, NOT EVEN THEN. 194 00:07:30,350 --> 00:07:32,986 GOOD-BYE, JACK. 195 00:07:33,020 --> 00:07:34,021 - MELANIE. 196 00:07:40,761 --> 00:07:41,829 - SO, LISTENERS, IT PAINS ME 197 00:07:41,862 --> 00:07:42,930 TO TELL YOU THIS, 198 00:07:42,963 --> 00:07:44,397 BUT FRANKIE GAVE ME SOME GOOD ADVICE. 199 00:07:44,431 --> 00:07:46,800 I TOOK IT, AND IT TURNED OUT GREAT. 200 00:07:46,834 --> 00:07:48,669 - YEAH, SHE DUMPED HER BOYFRIEND, 201 00:07:48,702 --> 00:07:50,437 SO NOW SHE'S JUST ANOTHER MIDDLE-AGED WOMAN 202 00:07:50,538 --> 00:07:52,906 LOOKING FOR LOVE. 203 00:07:52,940 --> 00:07:57,310 WHICH IS GREAT NEWS FOR ALL THE CAT SHELTERS OUT THERE. 204 00:07:57,344 --> 00:07:59,346 - SO, FRANKIE, HOW'S IT GOING WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND? 205 00:07:59,379 --> 00:08:01,281 - UH, WELL, I'LL BE HONEST, 206 00:08:01,314 --> 00:08:03,383 WE'VE HIT A BIT OF A BUMPY PATCH. 207 00:08:03,416 --> 00:08:04,985 - OH, REALLY? WHAT HAPPENED? 208 00:08:05,018 --> 00:08:06,887 DID SHE SPRING A LEAK AND GET DEFLATED? 209 00:08:08,889 --> 00:08:10,390 - OKAY, LET'S TAKE OUR LAST CALLER. 210 00:08:10,423 --> 00:08:12,025 IT'S A GUY WITH A RELATIONSHIP PROBLEM. 211 00:08:12,059 --> 00:08:13,326 HI, HOW CAN WE HELP? 212 00:08:13,360 --> 00:08:14,628 Jack: YES, LONG-TIME LISTENER. 213 00:08:14,662 --> 00:08:17,264 IT SEEMS I'M IN A SPOT OF TROUBLE WITH MY LADY. 214 00:08:17,297 --> 00:08:18,732 IT'S JACK. 215 00:08:18,766 --> 00:08:20,768 - SHE SENT ME PACKING, BUT I'M HERE TO WIN HER BACK 216 00:08:20,801 --> 00:08:23,136 WITH A SONG. 217 00:08:23,170 --> 00:08:25,105 * MY LADY 218 00:08:25,138 --> 00:08:26,406 - OH. OH, LOOK AT THAT. 219 00:08:26,439 --> 00:08:28,642 WE LOST THE CALLER. 220 00:08:28,676 --> 00:08:30,343 I GUESS WE'LL JUST HAVE TO GO TO COMMERCIAL. 221 00:08:30,377 --> 00:08:32,580 NOW. NOW! 222 00:08:32,613 --> 00:08:34,982 WHAT IS HE DOING HERE? I DROPPED THE BOMB. 223 00:08:35,015 --> 00:08:36,617 I WALKED AWAY. NOW WHAT DO I DO? 224 00:08:36,650 --> 00:08:38,351 - LOOK, JUST GO OUT THAT WAY. I'LL HANDLE IT. 225 00:08:45,826 --> 00:08:47,160 - WHERE'D SHE GO? - HEY, LOOK. 226 00:08:47,194 --> 00:08:49,096 IT'S OVER WITH MELANIE, OKAY? 227 00:08:49,129 --> 00:08:51,599 JUST MOVE ON TO SOMEONE ELSE. 228 00:08:51,599 --> 00:08:53,100 - I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO BEGIN. 229 00:08:53,133 --> 00:08:55,002 I'M A ONE-WOMAN GUY. 230 00:08:55,035 --> 00:08:57,437 TWO IF YOU COUNT MY MUM. 231 00:08:57,470 --> 00:08:59,607 - LOOK, YOU GOT TO FORGET ABOUT HER, OKAY? 232 00:08:59,607 --> 00:09:01,341 AND I CAN HELP YOU WITH THAT. 233 00:09:01,374 --> 00:09:03,176 YOU EVEN BEEN TO A GENTLEMEN'S CLUB? 234 00:09:03,210 --> 00:09:05,478 - WAIT, YOU TALKING ABOUT STRIPPERS? 235 00:09:05,512 --> 00:09:07,014 THOSE PLACES SEEM A BIT SKETCHY. 236 00:09:07,047 --> 00:09:11,619 - NAH, YOU'RE THINKING ABOUT THE ONES THAT HAVE A BUFFET. 237 00:09:11,619 --> 00:09:13,687 - WELL, I GUESS I COULD GIVE IT A TRY. 238 00:09:13,721 --> 00:09:15,656 IT BETTER NOT BE ONE OF THOSE ONES 239 00:09:15,689 --> 00:09:18,626 WHERE THEY RIP OFF THE SKIVVY AND THERE'S A PENIS. 240 00:09:20,493 --> 00:09:23,163 THAT'S ONE BACHELOR PARTY I'D RATHER FORGET. 241 00:09:28,501 --> 00:09:30,537 - SO YOU'VE BEEN LYING TO ME ALL THIS TIME? 242 00:09:30,638 --> 00:09:31,538 - I'M SORRY. 243 00:09:31,639 --> 00:09:32,873 I JUST GOT CAUGHT UP IN IT. 244 00:09:32,906 --> 00:09:34,041 WILL YOU EVER FORGIVE ME? 245 00:09:34,074 --> 00:09:35,375 - OF COURSE SHE CAN'T FORGIVE YOU. 246 00:09:35,408 --> 00:09:36,710 WHAT YOU DID WAS HORRIBLE. 247 00:09:36,744 --> 00:09:39,647 - WHAT? JOY, THAT'S NOT IN THE SCRIPT. 248 00:09:42,315 --> 00:09:43,884 WE'RE RUNNING LINES HERE. 249 00:09:43,917 --> 00:09:45,152 DON'T IMPROVISE. 250 00:09:45,185 --> 00:09:46,286 - I'M SORRY. 251 00:09:46,319 --> 00:09:48,822 I JUST DECIDED MY CHARACTER'S BACKSTORY 252 00:09:48,856 --> 00:09:50,824 IS THAT SHE KNOWS THE TRUTH ABOUT THE CON MAN 253 00:09:50,858 --> 00:09:53,160 AND DESPERATELY WANTS TO TELL SOMEONE ABOUT IT. 254 00:09:53,193 --> 00:09:56,529 - WELL, THAT'S AN ODD ATTITUDE FOR THE COURT STENOGRAPHER. 255 00:10:01,568 --> 00:10:04,404 - MAYBE YOU'RE OVERTHINKING IT. 256 00:10:04,437 --> 00:10:05,806 - SMALL PART FEVER. 257 00:10:07,140 --> 00:10:08,208 - YOU MAY NOT GET THAT. 258 00:10:08,241 --> 00:10:10,510 WE'RE HAVING A LAUGH AT YOUR EXPENSE. 259 00:10:16,183 --> 00:10:18,786 OH, DADDY, THIS IS SO MUCH FUN. 260 00:10:18,819 --> 00:10:20,520 AND I KNOW THIS IS GONNA SOUND STRANGE, 261 00:10:20,553 --> 00:10:24,324 BUT I ALMOST WISH YOU WERE DYING YEARS AGO. 262 00:10:25,659 --> 00:10:27,527 - I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN, SWEETHEART. 263 00:10:27,560 --> 00:10:29,863 I CAN'T REMEMBER WHEN WE'VE EVER BEEN THIS CLOSE. 264 00:10:29,897 --> 00:10:31,431 - IT'S JUST SUCH A WASTE, YOU KNOW, 265 00:10:31,464 --> 00:10:32,866 ALL THOSE YEARS OF FIGHTING. 266 00:10:32,900 --> 00:10:34,501 WHAT WERE WE EVEN FIGHTING ABOUT? 267 00:10:34,534 --> 00:10:37,104 - OH, IT DOESN'T MATTER ANYMORE. 268 00:10:37,137 --> 00:10:39,707 THE FACT IS, WE'RE TOGETHER NOW. 269 00:10:39,740 --> 00:10:41,641 - LET ME GET YOU SOME WATER. 270 00:10:41,675 --> 00:10:46,379 - UH, THE DOCTOR SAYS SCOTCH WOULD BE BETTER. 271 00:10:46,413 --> 00:10:48,782 - I DIDN'T FINISH THE SCRIPT, 272 00:10:48,816 --> 00:10:51,351 SO I'M CURIOUS HOW THIS STORY ENDS. 273 00:10:51,384 --> 00:10:55,055 HOW LONG DOES THIS CON MAN THINK HE CAN KEEP UP THIS CHARADE? 274 00:10:55,088 --> 00:10:57,891 - PERHAPS HE HASN'T THOUGHT IT ALL THROUGH YET. 275 00:10:57,925 --> 00:10:59,693 - WELL, PERHAPS HE SHOULD REALIZE 276 00:10:59,727 --> 00:11:02,095 THAT THERE'S ONLY SO LONG THE COURT STENOGRAPHER 277 00:11:02,129 --> 00:11:04,932 CAN SIT ON THIS BEFORE TELLING HER FRIEND. 278 00:11:04,965 --> 00:11:08,902 - THIS SOUNDS LIKE A TERRIBLE SHOW. 279 00:11:13,807 --> 00:11:17,978 - YOU KNOW, I THINK I'VE HAD ENOUGH ACTING FOR ONE EVENING. 280 00:11:19,947 --> 00:11:22,049 - WELL, ELKA, 281 00:11:22,082 --> 00:11:25,418 IT LOOKS LIKE FATE WANTS US TO BE ALONE AT LAST. 282 00:11:25,452 --> 00:11:28,221 - YOU KNOW MY POLICY ABOUT ACTORS. 283 00:11:28,255 --> 00:11:30,190 - OH, FORGET I'M AN ACTOR. 284 00:11:30,223 --> 00:11:32,492 RIGHT NOW, I'M JUST A BOY STANDING IN FRONT OF A GIRL 285 00:11:32,525 --> 00:11:34,094 SAYING, "I'M DYING. 286 00:11:34,127 --> 00:11:37,397 WILL YOU SLEEP WITH ME?" 287 00:11:37,430 --> 00:11:38,799 - IF I FELL FOR THAT, 288 00:11:38,832 --> 00:11:42,502 I'D HAVE TO SLEEP WITH EVERY GUY AT THE SENIOR CENTER. 289 00:11:48,175 --> 00:11:49,509 - WHAT? HE'S NOT DYING? 290 00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:51,378 OH, MY GOD. WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? 291 00:11:51,411 --> 00:11:53,013 - WELL, I HAVE TWO CHOICES. 292 00:11:53,046 --> 00:11:56,116 TELL VICTORIA AND DESTROY THEIR BEAUTIFUL RECONCILIATION... 293 00:11:56,149 --> 00:11:59,386 - OR NOT TELL HER, AND WHEN SHE FINDS OUT, 294 00:11:59,419 --> 00:12:01,221 SHE'LL BE MAD THAT YOU KNEW AND SAID NOTHING. 295 00:12:01,254 --> 00:12:03,023 - OR, THIRD CHOICE, 296 00:12:03,056 --> 00:12:04,391 WE COULD DRINK, PICK UP GUYS, 297 00:12:04,424 --> 00:12:07,227 AND LET THE CRAZY ACTORS FIGURE IT OUT FOR THEMSELVES. 298 00:12:10,430 --> 00:12:11,564 - WHY'D YOU WANT TO COME HERE? 299 00:12:11,598 --> 00:12:13,133 I MEAN, WE COULD GET A DRINK OVER AT THE-- 300 00:12:13,166 --> 00:12:15,335 OH, THAT'S WHY YOU WANTED TO COME HERE. 301 00:12:15,368 --> 00:12:17,070 - I JUST HAD TO SEE HER AGAIN. 302 00:12:17,104 --> 00:12:18,806 - LOOK, MAN, THIS KIND OF DESPERATION 303 00:12:18,806 --> 00:12:20,974 IS EXACTLY WHY WOMEN DUMP YOU, OKAY? 304 00:12:21,008 --> 00:12:22,976 YOU GOT TO BE COOL, ALOOF. 305 00:12:23,010 --> 00:12:24,311 ACT LIKE THEY DON'T EXIST. 306 00:12:24,344 --> 00:12:25,678 - AND WOMEN LIKE THAT? 307 00:12:25,712 --> 00:12:28,015 - YOU CAN'T CARE WHAT WOMEN LIKE. 308 00:12:28,048 --> 00:12:29,116 THAT'S WHAT THEY LIKE. 309 00:12:33,120 --> 00:12:35,288 - OH, NO. JACK IS HERE. 310 00:12:35,322 --> 00:12:38,225 I HOPE HE DOESN'T MAKE ANOTHER SCENE. 311 00:12:38,258 --> 00:12:39,459 - HEY, JOY. 312 00:12:42,462 --> 00:12:44,564 - WELL, HE SEEMS TO HAVE GOTTEN THE MESSAGE. 313 00:12:44,597 --> 00:12:45,665 HE DIDN'T EVEN LOOK AT YOU. 314 00:12:45,698 --> 00:12:47,835 - HE DIDN'T, DID HE? 315 00:12:47,835 --> 00:12:49,202 I MEAN, THREE HOURS AGO, 316 00:12:49,236 --> 00:12:50,637 HE WAS SERENADING ME ON THE AIR, 317 00:12:50,670 --> 00:12:52,472 AND NOW HE CAN'T EVEN ACKNOWLEDGE MY EXISTENCE. 318 00:12:52,505 --> 00:12:54,674 SO GOOD FOR HIM. 319 00:12:54,707 --> 00:12:58,378 GOOD FOR HIM. 320 00:12:58,411 --> 00:13:00,948 YOU KNOW, THE PROBLEM WAS NEVER THAT HE WASN'T CUTE ENOUGH. 321 00:13:00,981 --> 00:13:03,851 - MELANIE, DON'T LET HIM SUCK YOU IN. 322 00:13:03,851 --> 00:13:07,587 I MEAN, SURE, HE'S IGNORING YOU AND ACTING LIKE YOU DON'T EXIST, 323 00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:11,524 AND, SURE, THAT'S HOT AND SEXY AND APPEALING. 324 00:13:11,558 --> 00:13:13,526 BUT THE MINUTE YOU TAKE HIM BACK, 325 00:13:13,560 --> 00:13:16,029 HE'LL BE COMMITTED AND KIND AND THOUGHTFUL. 326 00:13:16,063 --> 00:13:19,132 HE'LL BE AWFUL AGAIN. 327 00:13:19,166 --> 00:13:22,435 - MAYBE. OR MAYBE HE'S CHANGED. 328 00:13:22,469 --> 00:13:23,670 - WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 329 00:13:23,703 --> 00:13:24,872 - I'M JUST GONNA GO CHECK ON OUR DRINKS. 330 00:13:24,872 --> 00:13:29,176 TAKE IT EASY, JOY. 331 00:13:29,209 --> 00:13:31,378 HEY, JACK. 332 00:13:33,513 --> 00:13:35,548 I SAID, "HEY, JACK." 333 00:13:35,582 --> 00:13:38,018 - I DON'T CARE. 334 00:13:42,589 --> 00:13:44,291 WAIT, I DO CARE. 335 00:13:44,324 --> 00:13:45,792 I CAN'T PLAY IT COOL. 336 00:13:45,893 --> 00:13:47,294 PLEASE TAKE ME BACK, MELANIE. 337 00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:49,729 THE CONDO PEOPLE SAID THEY'D GIVE US ANOTHER WEEK. 338 00:13:49,762 --> 00:13:52,299 I TRIED THE BIDET. IT'S HEAVEN. 339 00:13:52,332 --> 00:13:54,334 - NO. NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 340 00:13:54,367 --> 00:13:55,502 NO. - ALL RIGHT, COME ON, PAL. 341 00:13:55,535 --> 00:13:56,603 TAKE A HINT. SHE'S MOVED ON. 342 00:13:56,636 --> 00:13:58,505 - MOVED ON? WITH WHO? 343 00:13:58,538 --> 00:14:00,707 - WITH SOMEONE. 344 00:14:00,740 --> 00:14:02,109 - SOMEONE WHO? 345 00:14:02,142 --> 00:14:06,146 - WITH FRANKIE. 346 00:14:06,179 --> 00:14:07,314 - OH, YEAH. YEAH. 347 00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:08,982 I MEAN, YOU KNOW HOW IT IS. 348 00:14:09,016 --> 00:14:11,251 YOU SIT NEXT TO A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN FOR HOURS EVERY DAY. 349 00:14:11,284 --> 00:14:13,186 SHE'S YAPPING ABOUT SOMETHING. 350 00:14:13,220 --> 00:14:16,323 YOU'RE UNDRESSING HER WITH YOUR EYES. 351 00:14:16,356 --> 00:14:18,525 - I'M SO SORRY, JACK. 352 00:14:18,558 --> 00:14:23,763 I'M, YOU KNOW, JUST CRAZY ABOUT THIS BALD, MEAN MAN. 353 00:14:25,565 --> 00:14:27,534 - SOME FRIEND YOU TURNED OUT TO BE. 354 00:14:27,567 --> 00:14:30,570 YOU'VE STOLEN MY GIRL. 355 00:14:30,603 --> 00:14:33,840 - HEY, LOOK, I'M SORRY, PAL. 356 00:14:33,941 --> 00:14:35,375 NO HARD FEELINGS? 357 00:14:44,017 --> 00:14:45,418 WOW. 358 00:14:45,452 --> 00:14:48,821 THAT CLINGY LITTLE BOYFRIEND OF YOURS SURE PACKS A PUNCH. 359 00:14:48,855 --> 00:14:51,458 - HE WAS AN AMATEUR BOXING CHAMPION, 360 00:14:51,491 --> 00:14:53,961 AND HE WAS IN THE NEW ZEALAND SPECIAL FORCES. 361 00:14:53,961 --> 00:14:56,796 YOU KNOW, HE ACTUALLY KILLED A FEW GUYS. 362 00:14:56,829 --> 00:14:58,865 - WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THAT BEFORE YOU VOLUNTEERED ME 363 00:14:58,966 --> 00:14:59,866 TO BE YOUR LOVER? 364 00:14:59,967 --> 00:15:01,734 - SORRY ABOUT THAT. - YEAH. 365 00:15:01,768 --> 00:15:03,036 - BUT, HEY, HERE'S THE GOOD NEWS. 366 00:15:03,070 --> 00:15:05,305 YOU DON'T HAVE TO PRETEND TO BE MY LOVER ANYMORE. 367 00:15:05,338 --> 00:15:07,374 - EH, IT WASN'T SO BAD. 368 00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:09,142 - REALLY? 369 00:15:11,544 --> 00:15:13,480 LOOK, MELANIE, THERE'S SOMETHING I GOT TO TELL YOU. 370 00:15:13,513 --> 00:15:16,849 UM, I GOT AN OFFER FROM A RADIO STATION 371 00:15:16,883 --> 00:15:18,185 IN DALLAS, 372 00:15:18,218 --> 00:15:21,421 AND I'M GONNA TAKE IT. 373 00:15:21,454 --> 00:15:22,689 - OH. 374 00:15:26,093 --> 00:15:27,060 WELL, I'M GONNA MISS YOU. 375 00:15:27,094 --> 00:15:28,095 - I'M GONNA MISS YOU TOO. 376 00:15:28,128 --> 00:15:29,729 YOU'RE A PAIN IN THE ASS, 377 00:15:29,762 --> 00:15:32,599 BUT YOU DO MAKE ME LAUGH. 378 00:15:32,632 --> 00:15:35,135 - SAME. 379 00:15:35,168 --> 00:15:36,569 - I MEAN, YOU KNOW, MAYBE I COULD TALK 380 00:15:36,603 --> 00:15:37,604 TO THE STATION IN DALLAS, 381 00:15:37,637 --> 00:15:40,340 AND MAYBE THEY COULD TAKE YOU TOO. 382 00:15:40,373 --> 00:15:42,009 I MEAN, WE COULD BE A TEAM AGAIN. 383 00:15:42,042 --> 00:15:44,277 AND, YOU KNOW, AFTER WORK, 384 00:15:44,311 --> 00:15:47,247 MAYBE WE COULD GET A BEER OR HAVE DINNER, 385 00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:48,815 OR PERHAPS WE COULD JUST 386 00:15:48,848 --> 00:15:50,217 TAKE TURNS COOKING FOR EACH OTHER. 387 00:15:50,250 --> 00:15:54,387 OH, MY GOD, WHAT THE ARE YOU DOING TO ME? 388 00:15:54,421 --> 00:15:56,023 - I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING. 389 00:15:56,056 --> 00:15:57,024 - YEAH, YOU ARE. IT'S YOU. 390 00:15:57,057 --> 00:15:58,125 YOU'RE THE PROBLEM. 391 00:15:58,158 --> 00:15:59,526 THIS IS WHAT YOU DO TO MEN, YOU KNOW? 392 00:15:59,559 --> 00:16:01,461 YOU MAKE THEM THINK ABOUT LONG-TERM RELATIONSHIPS. 393 00:16:01,494 --> 00:16:05,065 YOU STIMULATE THEIR COMMITMENT GLAND. 394 00:16:06,399 --> 00:16:08,335 DON'T YOU THINK YOU SHARE SOME RESPONSIBILITY 395 00:16:08,368 --> 00:16:11,104 FOR YOUR OWN FEELINGS? 396 00:16:11,138 --> 00:16:13,840 - NO. 397 00:16:13,873 --> 00:16:15,808 LOOK, I'M LEAVING, OKAY? 398 00:16:15,842 --> 00:16:19,279 BUT I'LL EMAIL YOU WHEN I GET THERE. 399 00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:21,348 YOU KNOW, I'LL SHOOT YOU THE OCCASIONAL TEXT. 400 00:16:21,381 --> 00:16:22,915 PERHAPS WE COULD TRY FACETIME. 401 00:16:22,949 --> 00:16:24,517 OH, MY GOD, YOU'RE DOING IT AGAIN. 402 00:16:24,551 --> 00:16:26,753 I GOT TO GET AWAY FROM YOU. 403 00:16:32,092 --> 00:16:33,126 - ELKA, YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN 404 00:16:33,160 --> 00:16:34,394 MY LITTLE GIRL TODAY. 405 00:16:34,427 --> 00:16:36,696 THAT SCENE WITH PAUL GIAMATTI-- 406 00:16:36,729 --> 00:16:38,798 SHE ACTED THE PANTS OFF HIM. 407 00:16:38,831 --> 00:16:43,403 - TELL ME WHEN YOU'RE ACTING WITH MARK WAHLBERG. 408 00:16:45,172 --> 00:16:47,540 - VICTORIA'S SO HAPPY. 409 00:16:47,574 --> 00:16:49,242 IT'S GONNA KILL HER WHEN SHE FINDS OUT THE TRUTH. 410 00:16:49,276 --> 00:16:51,611 - WHICH IS WHY WE'RE BRINGING AN END TO IT TONIGHT. 411 00:16:51,644 --> 00:16:53,880 - WHAT, WE'RE JUST GONNA COME RIGHT OUT AND TELL HER? 412 00:16:53,913 --> 00:16:55,582 - WE'RE NOT GONNA TELL HER ANYTHING. 413 00:16:55,615 --> 00:16:57,750 HE'S GOING TO TELL HER. 414 00:16:57,784 --> 00:17:01,554 - AH. 415 00:17:01,588 --> 00:17:05,092 I DON'T GET IT. 416 00:17:05,125 --> 00:17:06,526 - JUST FOLLOW MY LEAD. 417 00:17:06,559 --> 00:17:08,495 - OKAY. 418 00:17:10,563 --> 00:17:13,533 - VICTORIA, MELANIE AND I WERE TALKING, 419 00:17:13,566 --> 00:17:17,104 AND SINCE YOUR FATHER HAS SO LITTLE TIME LEFT, 420 00:17:17,137 --> 00:17:20,307 WE THINK YOU SHOULD SPEND IT TOGETHER. 421 00:17:20,340 --> 00:17:21,674 - YES. YES. 422 00:17:24,744 --> 00:17:26,246 JOY AND I WERE TALKING, 423 00:17:26,279 --> 00:17:30,317 AND--AND THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT WE WERE THINKING. 424 00:17:32,485 --> 00:17:36,423 SO I'M GONNA LET JOY TELL YOU THE REST. 425 00:17:39,159 --> 00:17:42,229 - WE FOUND A LOVELY FACILITY HERE IN CLEVELAND 426 00:17:42,262 --> 00:17:44,797 WHERE YOUR FATHER CAN LIVE OUT THE REST OF HIS DAYS. 427 00:17:44,831 --> 00:17:46,366 - JOY, WAIT, WAIT, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. 428 00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:47,634 THAT'S VERY KIND OF YOU, 429 00:17:47,667 --> 00:17:49,869 BUT I WOULD NEVER WANT TO BE A BURDEN TO ANYONE. 430 00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:51,838 - BURDEN? NEVER. 431 00:17:51,871 --> 00:17:53,240 BUT YOU SHOULDN'T BE IN A FACILITY. 432 00:17:53,273 --> 00:17:54,741 YOU SHOULD BE WITH ME. 433 00:17:54,774 --> 00:17:58,145 NO, I'M SURE THAT WE CAN SET UP A BED FOR YOU RIGHT DOWN HERE. 434 00:17:58,178 --> 00:18:00,580 - YES, AND WE CAN GET A LARGE MALE NURSE 435 00:18:00,613 --> 00:18:02,449 TO CARRY YOU TO THE SHOWER. 436 00:18:07,454 --> 00:18:10,990 - OH, YOU CAN BE MY LITTLE INVALID. 437 00:18:11,023 --> 00:18:12,425 SO WHAT DO YOU SAY? 438 00:18:12,459 --> 00:18:13,926 - WELL, I--I-- 439 00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:16,529 REALLY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY, EXCEPT-- 440 00:18:16,563 --> 00:18:18,231 OH, DAMN IT. 441 00:18:18,265 --> 00:18:22,169 I HAVE A MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE. 442 00:18:22,169 --> 00:18:24,504 VICTORIA, I LIED TO YOU. 443 00:18:24,537 --> 00:18:25,738 I'M NOT DYING. 444 00:18:25,772 --> 00:18:27,174 - WHAT? 445 00:18:27,174 --> 00:18:29,176 YOU'VE BEEN FAKING ALL THIS TIME? 446 00:18:29,209 --> 00:18:31,978 OH, DADDY, HOW COULD YOU DO SUCH A HEINOUS THING? 447 00:18:32,011 --> 00:18:33,513 - BECAUSE I THOUGHT THAT YOU-- 448 00:18:33,546 --> 00:18:34,514 WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. 449 00:18:34,547 --> 00:18:38,017 YOU'RE OVERPLAYING YOUR SHOCK. 450 00:18:38,050 --> 00:18:40,187 YOU KNEW I WAS FAKING IT, DIDN'T YOU? 451 00:18:40,187 --> 00:18:41,754 - YES. 452 00:18:41,788 --> 00:18:43,723 WELL, NOT AT FIRST. 453 00:18:43,756 --> 00:18:47,527 THAT MEDICINAL SCOTCH KIND OF TIPPED ME OFF. 454 00:18:47,560 --> 00:18:50,630 BUT ONCE I FIGURED IT OUT, I WAS SHOCKED. 455 00:18:50,663 --> 00:18:52,465 THAT YOU WOULD MANIPULATE ME EMOTIONALLY, 456 00:18:52,499 --> 00:18:54,201 TELL ME THAT YOU HAD THREE MONTHS TO LIVE 457 00:18:54,234 --> 00:18:55,335 JUST TO GET A JOB? 458 00:18:55,368 --> 00:18:56,803 WELL, THAT IS NOT JUST CRUEL. 459 00:18:56,836 --> 00:18:58,104 THAT IS TYPICAL. 460 00:18:58,205 --> 00:18:59,506 - TYPICAL? 461 00:18:59,539 --> 00:19:01,574 I'VE DONE SO MANY THINGS FOR YOU 462 00:19:01,608 --> 00:19:03,743 THAT YOU NEVER EVEN THANKED ME FOR. 463 00:19:03,776 --> 00:19:05,578 DO YOU THINK YOU WOULD HAVE HAD ALL YOUR SUCCESS 464 00:19:05,612 --> 00:19:06,979 IF IT WASN'T FOR ME? 465 00:19:07,013 --> 00:19:08,948 - OH, YOU WANT THANKS? OKAY. 466 00:19:08,981 --> 00:19:10,650 THANK YOU FOR CHEATING ON MOM, 467 00:19:10,683 --> 00:19:12,952 THANK YOU FOR NEVER BEING THERE FOR ME WHEN I NEEDED YOU, 468 00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:15,622 THANK YOU-- 469 00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:16,623 OH, MY GOD. 470 00:19:16,656 --> 00:19:17,757 - WHAT? 471 00:19:17,790 --> 00:19:19,926 - WHY ARE WE DOING THIS AGAIN? 472 00:19:19,959 --> 00:19:23,230 FIGHTING LIKE THIS? 473 00:19:23,263 --> 00:19:26,766 DADDY, WASN'T IT BETTER A COUPLE OF MINUTES AGO 474 00:19:26,799 --> 00:19:28,468 WHEN WE PUT OUR RESENTMENTS ASIDE 475 00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:31,938 AND JUST CELEBRATED WHAT WE LOVE ABOUT EACH OTHER? 476 00:19:31,971 --> 00:19:35,742 - BUT I WAS DYING THEN. 477 00:19:35,775 --> 00:19:38,378 - WELL, IN A WAY, AREN'T WE ALL DYING? 478 00:19:38,411 --> 00:19:40,313 - WE ARE. 479 00:19:40,347 --> 00:19:42,449 - SO CAN'T WE JUST ACT AS IF WE ARE? 480 00:19:42,482 --> 00:19:47,254 IT SEEMS LIKE A MUCH BETTER WAY TO GO THROUGH LIFE. 481 00:19:47,254 --> 00:19:50,156 - THAT WOULD BE A GREAT ACTING CHALLENGE-- 482 00:19:50,257 --> 00:19:52,625 ME PRETENDING TO BE DYING, 483 00:19:52,659 --> 00:19:57,930 YOU PRETENDING NOT KNOWING THAT I'M PRETENDING TO BE DYING. 484 00:19:57,964 --> 00:20:01,033 - IF ANYONE CAN PULL THAT OFF, DADDY, WE CAN. 485 00:20:04,304 --> 00:20:06,506 - OUR PLAN WORKED! 486 00:20:08,508 --> 00:20:10,943 - YES. YOU WERE EXCELLENT. 487 00:20:16,283 --> 00:20:18,918 - SO YOU'RE NOT DYING. 488 00:20:20,152 --> 00:20:23,222 MAYBE YOU'RE A BETTER ACTOR THAN I THOUGHT. 489 00:20:25,024 --> 00:20:29,462 - WOULD YOU SAY SINATRA-LEVEL? 490 00:20:29,496 --> 00:20:32,265 - YOU ARE SHAMELESS. 491 00:20:32,299 --> 00:20:33,700 - YES, I AM. 492 00:20:33,733 --> 00:20:35,302 - I LIKE IT. 493 00:20:45,612 --> 00:20:47,980 - * BA-BA, BA-BA 494 00:20:48,014 --> 00:20:50,283 * BA-BA, BA-BA 495 00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:57,524 * BA-BA, BA-BA 496 00:20:57,557 --> 00:20:59,992 * BA-BA, BA-BA 497 00:21:08,335 --> 00:21:10,337 * HEY! 35339

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