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Happy birthday to you.
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Thanks, girls.
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It's past eight years have been awesome.
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So get in, Ben.
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Being a man ain't all fun and games.
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He ain't a man yet.
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Hold on a sec.
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I thought we agreed Ben would be the one to choose who goes first.
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This is definitely my best birthday.
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Remember?
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First, we have to make him one.
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What do you mean by that?
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Let me show you.
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But I thought you should have an idea by now.
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Damn!
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Look at you.
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Not a little kid anymore,
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huh?
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Alright.
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Time to do this.
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You comfortable, Ben?
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Yeah, I'm good.
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Alright then.
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Let's get started.
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So you like it, Ben?
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I guess I'm loving it.
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Yeah, it feels really good.
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You know what?
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I've been waiting for this moment for years.
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Yeah, me too.
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This time, I didn't know what he's stopping us.
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Sorry, but your time's up.
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Alright, have fast.
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Sorry, Ben.
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Wait, what?
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Now it's my turn.
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You know, I only need one second to make you happy.
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One second?
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What do you mean?
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Let's just say I can make you finish in a second.
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That's ridiculous.
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Okay.
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If I win, you'll have to kiss me.
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Deal?
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Fine.
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Deal.
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Alright, let's begin.
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Ready?
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Three, two, one.
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One.
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Alright,
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time for my kiss.
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Wait.
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Huh?
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You said one second, but it took you 1.07.
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That's impossible.
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Are you sure?
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100% sure.
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It was just 7 milliseconds.
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Can't we pretend it didn't happen?
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Sorry, rules are rules,
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and a bet's a bet.
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Come on!
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Get off me!
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What is this thing?
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Smells kinda...
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Don't even think about it.
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I haven't had my turn yet.
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Okay.
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Chill.
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Alright, so what does this thing do?
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With this HD, she sucks really good.
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Excuse me?
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I think it's my turn now.
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Mind giving me a moment alone with Ben?
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I guess these 8 years were worth it,
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huh?
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Wait, wait!
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I know you've been waiting a long time for this,
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but...
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Can we...
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Who are you?
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It's my first time, Ben.
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Please...
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Be gentle with me.
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Me?
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Be gentle?
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Wait a second.
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It's really... passive.
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It's useless.
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She's too gentle.
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She's not even listening to me.
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She keeps this up.
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I think I'm gonna...
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Stop!
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You gotta kill it!
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Are you okay?
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I'm so sorry!
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I got carried away!
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I didn't mean to!
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Relax, Ben.
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I won't do anything to you.
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But you.
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You can do anything you want to me.
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Wait, won't I get burned?
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Not at all.
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I'm worn and soft.
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Alright, then.
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Let's do this!
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Do you like it?
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How am I doing, Ben?
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Yeah, it's really good.
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I like it.
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But if you keep it like that,
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it won't last much longer.
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Just hold on a little more,
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Ben.
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Please.
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Just a little more.
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What the...?
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