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Shot in the leg. He's lost
a lot of blood, Doctor.
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All right, bring him here.
Put him on the table.
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We need Murdock.
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Pedal to the metal, sweetheart!
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How is he, Doc?
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It took 60 stitches
to close him up.
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- What were you hunting? Elephants?
- Quail.
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I don't want this
sucker's blood in me.
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It's gonna make me
crazy just like he is.
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Freeze it... or lose it.
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You expectin' company, Sheriff?
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Those Barbarians are killers.
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They're planning to come in
here and burn this town down.
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- Here they come.
- Watch this.
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Chicken!
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Ten years ago, a crack commando unit was
sent to prison by a military court...
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for a crime they didn't commit.
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These men promptly escaped from a maximum-security
stockade to the Los Angeles underground.
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Today, still wanted by the government,
they survive as soldiers of fortune.
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If you have a problem, if no one else
can help, and if you can find them...
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maybe you can hire...
the A-Team.
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We"ll be in Bad Rock in a
couple of minutes. How is he?
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Blood pressure's 90 over
30 and dropping fast.
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We gotta get him some blood.
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Gonna need for the Faceman to change
his name. Yeah, to Broken Face.
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- Come on, B.A. It wasn't my fault.
- You were supposed to be the rear guard.
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You messed up bad. Now
I have to mess you up.
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- It's the law.
- Oh, brother.
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Face is gonna pay.
Face is gonna pay.
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Face is gonna pay.
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Wait. Keep him up there.
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I got one leg.
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These things happen, man.
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Remember that time in 'Nam when you were supposed to
be watching the back door of that Chinese dance hall?
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And I slipped and cut myself on
that Coke bottle that you dropped.
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Did I get mad? No.
These things happen.
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- Who is it? We need a doctor!
It's an emergency!
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- Is Dr Sullivan in?
- I'm Dr Sullivan. Bring him in.
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- I don't want no lady doctor to work on me.
- Ignore him. He's in shock.
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Hunting accident. Shot in the leg.
He's lost a lot of blood, Doctor.
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All right, bring him here.
Put him on the table.
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How long ago did it happen?
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3.00 this morning.
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Was he unconscious for
any length of time?
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No. Can you help him?
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Better hope so, sucker!
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Get that light for
me, would you?
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Just lie still.
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We're with you, buddy.
It's gonna be all right.
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- I promise.
- You better not promise, Face. You better pray!
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You guys wanna get outta
here so I can get to work?
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It was my fault.
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It was nobody's fault. We got the
client out alive. That's what counts.
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You're not the one he wants
to bust into little pieces.
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- Did you see the look in his eye?
- Oh, yeah. Scary.
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Hannibal, you... you'll talk
him out of it, won't you?
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Face, if anybody could talk B.A.
out of anything...
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he'd be a professional wrestler.
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Now, give him some time. He'll...
He'll cool off.
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The worst thing that could happen to you is
that he's gonna take a couple of swings at you.
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One oughta do it.
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Face, B.A. loves you.
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- Yeah... He does?
- He told me so himself.
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- How is he, Doc?
- Not very good.
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Your friend has a.
50-calibre hole in his leg.
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I had to tie off an artery. It
took 60 stitches to close him up.
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What were you hunting?
Elephants?
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- Quail.
- Uh, you know, uh...
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Doc, how soon can we
take him out of here?
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He needs blood. I can't locate any AB
negative. It's a very unusual type.
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He's a very unusual guy.
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We'll get you the blood, and
then we'll take him out of here.
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No, I'm sorry. He's not going
anywhere until I can stabilize him.
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AB negative is a very rare blood type. We'll
be lucky if we can come up with a pint of it.
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We happen to know a very rare
guy who has that type of blood.
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How are we gonna get
Murdock up here?
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Amy'll get him out of the hospital for us.
Can I use your phone, Doc?
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Amy Allen, please.
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Where are you guys? I
was getting worried.
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We got in a firefight. We need Murdock. You're
gonna have to get him out of the hospital for us.
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Me? By myself?
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Just call him up and tell him,
"Red Ball One, bag is leaking."
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- Got that?
- Come on, Hannibal. Let me in on it.
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You just tell Murdock.
He'll know what to do.
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We're in Bad Rock with a... a
doctor named Sullivan. Got it?
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Got it.
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Hello, Jack? This is Mo Sullivan.
Is the sheriff in?
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Yeah, Mo, he's here.
I-I'll get him for ya.
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Hey, Sheriff. Doc Sullivan's on the phone.
She wants to talk at ya.
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You better answer the phone, Sheriff.
You ain't got much time left.
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Ain't no way the Barbarians are gonna
let you put me on ice for the feds.
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No way. You're in it, man.
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You are in it bad.
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Nobody's comin'
back for you, punk.
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Yeah, Mo. What's up?
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Uh, Hank, I could have
some trouble here.
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A couple of guys brought somebody
into my house this morning.
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- He's been pretty badly shot up.
- Is it this motorcycle gang?
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The guy who was shot could be.
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He's got a Mohawk and about two
tons of gold and bad manners.
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I'll be over in a
couple of minutes.
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Goin' over to Doc Sullivan's. Nobody
comes through that door but me.
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Man, that old tub of lard
can't stand up to my boys.
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We will eat that pig for lunch.
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Gin.
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Face!
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Doctor, is he any better?
108
00:09:02,567 --> 00:09:04,527
No. And he's not going to be...
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until that other friend of yours
gets here and gives him some blood.
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Doctor, we've got to ask your
confidence on this. Nobody can know.
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As soon as he's well enough to
move, we'll get him out of here.
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We'll pay cash... $5,000.
Is that enough?
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I'm not interested in your money. I just
want to know what happened to my patient.
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I haven't seen a wound
like that since Vietnam.
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You were in Vietnam.
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You must've been a captain. You'll
forgive me if I don't salute.
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He's a colonel.
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Freeze it... or lose it.
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Raise 'em nice and slow.
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Stick 'em up, Colonel.
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Search him, Mo.
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Nine-millimetre! It's nice.
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No doubt about it. You're
on a cold streak here.
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'Course you realize when we run these prints
through, we are gonna find out who you guys are.
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I told you before,
we're ballet dancers.
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That guy over at Doc's
is our choreographer.
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Yeah, we had a nasty audience. I don't
think they liked our pas de deux.
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Opened up on us from the first row with a.
50-calibre machine gun.
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All right, let's go. Cover me.
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Mm-hmm.
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Punch these clowns
up on the computer.
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Run their prints for
outstanding warrants.
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All right! More dog
meat for the party.
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You see, we're throwin' this little party.
Y'all are invited.
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Who's the 200-pound cockroach?
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He's in more trouble than you guys. Pulled
him over for speeding and ran his prints.
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He's got outstanding warrants
for Murder One in two states.
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00:11:03,980 --> 00:11:05,940
You ain't gettin'
me to trial, man.
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My boys are gonna come
in here and bust me out.
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Oh, we'll get you there, Jenko.
Bet on it.
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00:11:13,114 --> 00:11:15,909
Mm-hmm. Yeah. Yeah,
this is Deputy Harmson.
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I've got a couple of guys down here I
want you to run through your computer.
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00:11:20,288 --> 00:11:23,917
Waste of time, Deputy. We have
friends in very high places.
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Lockdown. Lockdown.
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Patient Murdock escaping from
video game and arcade room.
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Pedal to the metal, sweetheart!
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Okay. Yeah. Thanks a lot.
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Oh, Sheriff, that was
Military Intelligence.
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Would you believe they've been looking for them
two yahoos since the end of the Vietnam War?
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No kiddin'? For what?
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Robbin' the Bank of Hanoi.
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They're gonna send some M.P. s over here. They
oughta be here some time late this afternoon.
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Good. I don't wanna have to sit
on anyone but Sonny Jenko.
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Well, listen. Military Intelligence said we
best keep our eye on that white-haired fellow.
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That is John "Hannibal" Smith.
Colonel.
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He's some kind of escape
artist or somethin'.
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I mean, he already busted
out of Fort Bragg once.
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Nobody's gonna break
out of my jail.
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Come on, Colonel.
The Bank of Hanoi?
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Yeah. We kinda liked
that one ourselves.
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- Could say we had a yen
for some extra money.
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Yeah, well, you"ll have a chance to
tell that all to the military court.
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00:13:21,534 --> 00:13:25,288
We have some M.P. s comin'up here to take
you guys back home to your stockade.
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00:13:25,371 --> 00:13:27,624
No offense, Sheriff, but
that's been tried before.
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You 're not breakin'
outta here, Smith.
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They already told us how you and
your guys broke out of Fort Bragg.
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My jail's different.
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Sheriff, you gotta be kiddin' about this
place. I could break outta here on horseback.
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- Here you go, kid.
- Well, I'll take my chances, Houdini.
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Wanna put some money on that?
Twenty dollars says he can do it.
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Cro-Magnon there can
hold the money for us.
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You got a real mouth on you, kid.
My boys break me outta here...
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I'm gonna come over there
and shut it myself!
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You expectin' company, Sheriff?
We might stick around.
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Nobody's comin' back for that creep.
His gang's long gone.
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00:14:05,119 --> 00:14:06,871
And you're not goin'
anywhere, either, Colonel.
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00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:11,125
Uh, never underestimate
your enemy, Sheriff.
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- Overconfidence is a real killer.
- I think General Custer said that.
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Don't worry about me. Just worry about what you're gonna
say to the military court when they send you up for life.
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00:14:20,551 --> 00:14:23,805
I never worry. But if slimy
over there is right...
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we could be taking
on a little water.
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Gin.
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00:14:51,207 --> 00:14:56,818
All right! Now we got the sheriff cut off
completely from the rest of the world!
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- Yeah.
- Let's go get Sonny.
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We swing by Bernie's Café. We
pick up the rest of the brothers.
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00:15:02,719 --> 00:15:05,138
We go in and take that
town down to the sewers.
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Crank 'em up!"
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Okay, baby. I'll
see you tonight.
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Oh, good. I'm glad you're back. I-I
was afraid to leave these guys alone.
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That was Doc Sullivan. She's still trying to locate
some blood for that buddy of theirs that was shot up.
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00:16:11,579 --> 00:16:14,843
And once he's stabilized, we'll move him
in here and hold him for the M.P.s.
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00:16:14,868 --> 00:16:18,211
Mmm. What time are the
feds comin' by for Jenko?
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Maybe tonight, early morning.
194
00:16:20,755 --> 00:16:24,801
They got to, uh, swing by Sacramento
and pick up some extradition papers.
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00:16:25,927 --> 00:16:28,596
Hmm. You know, Sheriff, it... it
just doesn't seem right to me.
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00:16:28,721 --> 00:16:31,891
I mean, the Barbarians just lettin'us
take their boss away like that...
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I mean, without even throwin'
a few rocks or somethin'.
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00:16:34,602 --> 00:16:37,563
The Barbarians are punks.
They don't have the guts.
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00:16:37,730 --> 00:16:40,900
Hmm. Well, I hope you're right.
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00:16:41,442 --> 00:16:43,945
All right, boys. It's
feedin' time at the zoo.
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00:16:44,070 --> 00:16:46,239
Everybody get up and let's
have a little lunch here.
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00:16:46,447 --> 00:16:48,533
Wake up, Colonel.
It's lunch-time.
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00:16:48,616 --> 00:16:52,328
- Oh, I'd, uh, forget the colonel. He went out to lunch.
- Oh... What?
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00:16:52,829 --> 00:16:55,790
Yeah. You really shouldn't
leave guys like us unattended.
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00:16:57,083 --> 00:16:59,210
Hey, Sheriff, get over here!
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00:17:08,219 --> 00:17:10,555
Damn! Let's go.
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00:17:11,472 --> 00:17:13,808
Uh, don't forget. You
owe me 20 bucks.
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00:17:20,231 --> 00:17:22,358
- Nice work, Hannibal.
- Thanks.
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00:17:30,241 --> 00:17:31,993
Set up the squad car.
I'll call...
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00:17:32,535 --> 00:17:35,746
That won't be necessary, Sheriff.
Now, keep your hands...
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right where they are.
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00:17:37,999 --> 00:17:41,461
- Over there. Side by side.
- How did you get outta there?
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00:17:42,253 --> 00:17:45,798
Claustrophobia. Tight
places give me the creeps.
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00:17:52,054 --> 00:17:55,975
All right, gentlemen. Step
into our finest room.
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No phones, no pool, no pets, but
you're gonna love your new neighbor.
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00:18:02,982 --> 00:18:04,984
Face, get over to the van.
Get on the radio.
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00:18:05,109 --> 00:18:06,903
- Murdock should be in range by now.
- Gotcha.
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00:18:07,278 --> 00:18:12,283
Hey, man, let me outta here. I'll make sure you got
a motorcycle escort all the way to the state line.
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00:18:12,408 --> 00:18:16,787
- No deal. I couldn't stand the smell.
- You're gonna pay for that, man!
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I'm gonna cut you a cheque next
time I'm at the bank, man.
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00:18:21,167 --> 00:18:24,754
Sorry, Sheriff. We just don't get
on well with military police.
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00:18:24,879 --> 00:18:28,674
But as soon as I'm out of town, I'll drop the
keys to someone and have 'em get you out.
223
00:18:28,799 --> 00:18:33,054
You're never gettin' away with this. Feds are coming, so
are the M.P.s. You'll never make it out of the county.
224
00:18:33,179 --> 00:18:36,265
Maybe. But I gotta try.
225
00:18:36,641 --> 00:18:39,227
It's something that stems
from my childhood.
226
00:18:40,019 --> 00:18:44,774
I just gotta play against the house.
So long, lizard breath.
227
00:18:59,705 --> 00:19:00,623
How much farther?
228
00:19:00,790 --> 00:19:04,168
Five, 10 miles. Take
Junction 82 south.
229
00:19:06,295 --> 00:19:07,880
What do you think happened?
230
00:19:08,965 --> 00:19:11,300
I don't know. It was
supposed to be a simple gig.
231
00:19:11,425 --> 00:19:12,677
There was no air
support, no nothin'.
232
00:19:12,760 --> 00:19:15,596
Just spring some oil man's
son from his kidnappers.
233
00:19:16,389 --> 00:19:18,683
But we got a "Red Ball
One." That's big trouble.
234
00:19:19,308 --> 00:19:22,061
"Bag's leaking" means one
of the team took some lead.
235
00:19:22,520 --> 00:19:24,605
Well, it couldn't have been Hannibal.
He made the call.
236
00:19:24,730 --> 00:19:26,607
Nope. Hannibal's not
the one under the gun.
237
00:19:27,108 --> 00:19:30,111
Um, give me that radio down
there, would ya, hot potato?
238
00:19:31,988 --> 00:19:34,282
We should be in
range pretty soon.
239
00:19:34,448 --> 00:19:36,784
Shootin' it out at high noon,
maybe we can raise the van...
240
00:19:36,909 --> 00:19:40,746
pull the A-Team...
outta the can.
241
00:19:44,625 --> 00:19:47,044
- Did you get 'em yet?
- No. They must still be out of range.
242
00:19:47,169 --> 00:19:50,506
Keep workin' on it. I'll try to soften
up the doc before she calls in the heat.
243
00:19:55,553 --> 00:19:58,014
- How do you feel?
- Feel pretty weak, mama.
244
00:19:58,097 --> 00:20:00,891
Well, you'll be getting some strength
back as soon as we get you some blood.
245
00:20:01,017 --> 00:20:03,936
What are you doing here? Aren't
you supposed to be in jail?
246
00:20:04,061 --> 00:20:09,108
Sorry, Doctor. We're gonna have to do things my way. But
don't worry; I won't hurt you. How're you doin', B.A.?
247
00:20:09,233 --> 00:20:12,778
- Hangin' in there?
- Real tired, man. Leg hurt bad.
248
00:20:12,903 --> 00:20:16,574
- We'll get you home real soon.
- Nobody seems to be listening to me.
249
00:20:16,741 --> 00:20:19,702
I told you, the man cannot be
moved until he gets some blood.
250
00:20:19,785 --> 00:20:22,538
Will you get the fire out of your eye, Doc?
We got some blood on the way.
251
00:20:22,663 --> 00:20:25,541
- Hannibal always comes through.
- Murdock'll be here right away.
252
00:20:25,625 --> 00:20:29,462
- You're the same blood type. We'll do a transfusion and get you on your feet.
- Murdock?
253
00:20:29,587 --> 00:20:34,342
- You're both AB negative, remember?
- I ain't swappin' blood with that sucker! He's crazy!
254
00:20:34,467 --> 00:20:38,804
B.A., he's the only donor we have, unless
we're gonna get you into Cedars-Sinai.
255
00:20:38,929 --> 00:20:40,306
You have very special blood.
256
00:20:40,431 --> 00:20:42,933
I ain't gonna let you pump none
of Murdock's crazy juice in me.
257
00:20:43,059 --> 00:20:49,148
- No way, man. He's nuts.
- No, he isn't, B.A. Not really.
258
00:20:53,611 --> 00:20:56,072
This is Howling Mad, flyin'
high cover on the Red Ball One.
259
00:20:56,197 --> 00:20:58,574
I'm comin' in low and
sideways to plug the bag.
260
00:20:59,867 --> 00:21:02,119
A-Team in need, do you read?
261
00:21:03,329 --> 00:21:05,289
Outta range. That's
kinda strange.
262
00:21:06,374 --> 00:21:09,126
Uh, Murdock, what is
with all the poetry?
263
00:21:10,169 --> 00:21:12,129
Yeah, I noticed that too.
264
00:21:12,838 --> 00:21:16,550
I don't know what I'm gonna do. I got
my words, and my brain's workin' fine.
265
00:21:16,634 --> 00:21:21,806
But when the words come
out, they want to... rhyme.
266
00:21:22,973 --> 00:21:25,434
- Oh.
- Murdock, is that you? Come in.
267
00:21:25,643 --> 00:21:28,354
This is your man, Howling Mad.
What's the buzz, Face?
268
00:21:28,437 --> 00:21:31,190
Listen. B.A.'s been hit. We
need some of your AB negative."
269
00:21:31,607 --> 00:21:34,068
There's a doctor's house on your
left as you come through town.
270
00:21:34,235 --> 00:21:36,112
I'll be waitin' for you.
271
00:21:48,916 --> 00:21:51,335
No need to wait, Face. I
think this is the place.
272
00:21:51,419 --> 00:21:52,795
Okay, he's inside.
273
00:21:58,342 --> 00:22:01,053
B.A., you lie still.
274
00:22:01,637 --> 00:22:05,057
Man, I'm warnin' y'all for the last time.
I don't want this sucker's blood in me.
275
00:22:05,141 --> 00:22:07,143
It's gonna make me
crazy just like he is.
276
00:22:07,268 --> 00:22:10,521
It's not gonna make you crazy, B.A.
It's just gonna make you mellow.
277
00:22:10,646 --> 00:22:13,858
You could even room with me at the V.A.
I'll have them bring in an extra bunk...
278
00:22:13,983 --> 00:22:16,277
and you and I can
watch the walls melt.
279
00:22:16,444 --> 00:22:18,696
- Hannibal!
- Lay off, will ya, Murdock?
280
00:22:18,779 --> 00:22:21,782
Lay off what? This man has
a chance for greatness.
281
00:22:21,866 --> 00:22:25,995
My bodily fluids are in great demand
by the finest minds of our time.
282
00:22:26,078 --> 00:22:28,164
I give a fresh specimen to the V.A.
every week.
283
00:22:28,247 --> 00:22:31,375
Worst that can happen is he starts
to hear things that he don't see...
284
00:22:31,500 --> 00:22:34,211
and rhyme his words
just like me.
285
00:22:35,504 --> 00:22:38,174
- Gonna get you for this, Face!
- What are you talking about?
286
00:22:38,299 --> 00:22:40,509
Faceman messed up.
That's why I got shot.
287
00:22:40,885 --> 00:22:44,764
That's why I need this sucker's blood.
Gonna make me crazy, just like he is.
288
00:22:44,889 --> 00:22:46,515
That's why the
Faceman gotta pay.
289
00:22:46,599 --> 00:22:50,102
Hannibal, I'll go get the
van ready to transport him.
290
00:22:50,478 --> 00:22:52,521
Try and cool him down
for me, will ya?
291
00:22:53,355 --> 00:22:55,816
My blood'll cool him
down for you, Face.
292
00:22:57,902 --> 00:22:59,278
Gonna get you for this, Face.
293
00:22:59,403 --> 00:23:01,280
I can feel myself
gettin' crazy already.
294
00:23:01,405 --> 00:23:03,282
Yeah, first your ears
start to ring...
295
00:23:03,449 --> 00:23:05,993
and then, every once in a while,
your eyes start to fog over...
296
00:23:06,076 --> 00:23:07,495
and you start to
rhyme your words.
297
00:23:07,620 --> 00:23:10,664
You're nuts, man. Who ever
heard of me rhymin' my words?
298
00:23:10,790 --> 00:23:14,752
That's the craziest thing I ever heard.
My ears don't ring. I don't hear a thing.
299
00:23:14,877 --> 00:23:16,545
- Uh-huh.
- Hey, wait a minute, sucker!
300
00:23:16,629 --> 00:23:20,132
You see? Foam the runway!
B.A. is comin' in!
301
00:23:20,925 --> 00:23:22,301
Let me know when your
eyes start to fog.
302
00:23:22,384 --> 00:23:24,512
B.A., Murdock's blood is not
gonna do a thing to you.
303
00:23:24,637 --> 00:23:26,806
Blood is blood. It's all the same.
You know, it's red...
304
00:23:26,889 --> 00:23:30,559
No, it ain't. Mine is special. Once
upon a time, I didn't have a dime.
305
00:23:30,643 --> 00:23:33,187
My head went crazy. They said I was
lazy, but I'm gettin' by, on the fly...
306
00:23:33,270 --> 00:23:36,816
Murdock, knock it off! You're
diggin' my grave here with B.A.
307
00:23:37,024 --> 00:23:38,526
Rock 'n' roll.
308
00:23:42,196 --> 00:23:43,697
You know you shouldn't move him.
309
00:23:44,114 --> 00:23:45,699
We have no choice.
310
00:23:48,536 --> 00:23:52,915
I know it doesn't seem like it, Doc,
but we are the guys in the white hats.
311
00:23:52,998 --> 00:23:55,668
Then why are you wanted
by the military police?
312
00:23:55,960 --> 00:23:59,922
It's a long story, and no one wants
to listen. We're on the run.
313
00:24:00,047 --> 00:24:03,634
If any of us get caught, we get
20 years in a federal slammer.
314
00:24:15,521 --> 00:24:19,692
Uh, that's supposed to be some sort of macho
pass, and now I'm supposed to blush, right?
315
00:24:27,449 --> 00:24:29,034
I don't make passes.
316
00:24:29,493 --> 00:24:31,203
Or promises.
317
00:24:32,454 --> 00:24:34,790
The mystery man just sort of
rides off into the sunset...
318
00:24:34,915 --> 00:24:37,209
like the last reel
of Happy Trails.
319
00:24:37,334 --> 00:24:39,670
Yeah. Somethin' like that.
320
00:24:45,426 --> 00:24:49,805
But... in the meantime,
you'll have to wait.
321
00:24:50,347 --> 00:24:52,850
Wait! Oh, that's real cute, Hannibal!
Let me out of here!
322
00:24:52,975 --> 00:24:55,060
- Uh, I'll let you out of
there as soon as I can.
323
00:24:55,185 --> 00:24:58,105
And if it helps any...
324
00:24:58,731 --> 00:25:01,859
putting you in the closet
was not my first choice.
325
00:25:01,942 --> 00:25:04,820
Oh, well, that's just real great! Meanwhile,
that's where I am! In the closet!
326
00:25:04,945 --> 00:25:07,531
- I'm sorry, Doc.
- Hannibal!
327
00:25:07,656 --> 00:25:10,200
Come on! Let me out of here!
Stop foolin' around!
328
00:25:25,132 --> 00:25:27,384
- Murdock?
- Yeah, Colonel.
329
00:25:27,927 --> 00:25:30,220
The local sheriff turned us
over to the military police.
330
00:25:30,304 --> 00:25:33,766
They could be on us anytime. If
you see any heat comin' in...
331
00:25:33,891 --> 00:25:35,893
I want you to peel off and
get Amy out of there.
332
00:25:37,686 --> 00:25:41,857
♪ You in the army now You
not behind the plough ♪
333
00:25:41,982 --> 00:25:44,360
♪ You never get rich
by diggin' a ditch ♪
334
00:25:44,443 --> 00:25:47,571
♪ You in the army now ♪
335
00:26:23,399 --> 00:26:26,235
Those creeps are probably here
to bust their boss out of jail.
336
00:26:26,485 --> 00:26:30,364
- The sheriff's gonna be dog meat.
- Yeah, he is, isn't he?
337
00:26:30,948 --> 00:26:33,742
- You know, I've been thinkin' about that.
- Me too.
338
00:26:34,076 --> 00:26:35,953
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
339
00:26:36,286 --> 00:26:40,207
I mean, he didn't do anything wrong, and it's
not nice to lock somebody up in their own jail.
340
00:26:40,332 --> 00:26:42,334
Poor guy's just
tryin' to do his job.
341
00:26:43,168 --> 00:26:45,504
- Turn in?
- Yeah. Gotta.
342
00:26:48,132 --> 00:26:50,217
Face, pull in by that crane.
343
00:26:50,342 --> 00:26:51,552
Right.
344
00:27:04,231 --> 00:27:06,275
Amy, you stay with B.A.
345
00:27:06,817 --> 00:27:10,279
Murdock, do you think you
could fire this crane up?
346
00:27:10,446 --> 00:27:12,448
- If it had wings, I could fly it.
- Murdock?
347
00:27:12,531 --> 00:27:15,951
- No problem, Colonel.
- Face, see if that cable will move to the other side.
348
00:27:16,076 --> 00:27:19,663
- What are we doing?
- We're gonna slow these Barbarians down...
349
00:27:19,747 --> 00:27:22,082
so we can get back to the sheriff
and help him dig in for the attack.
350
00:27:22,207 --> 00:27:23,917
But aren't the military
police on their way?
351
00:27:24,084 --> 00:27:25,502
Interesting, isn't it?
352
00:28:19,181 --> 00:28:24,536
You guys are gonna have to move
these bikes 16 feet from this curb.
353
00:28:26,814 --> 00:28:31,151
- That's state regulations, you know.
- Get your face outta here, worm!
354
00:28:31,360 --> 00:28:35,197
Really? Okay, I'll
move 'em myself.
355
00:28:55,717 --> 00:28:57,886
- Hey! Hey!
- What!
356
00:29:26,290 --> 00:29:29,626
Hey! Get up there in that crane!
Get those bikes down!
357
00:29:29,710 --> 00:29:32,129
All right, get those guys
up on their feet! Come on!
358
00:29:32,296 --> 00:29:36,008
Don't just stand there!
Help 'em! Come on!
359
00:29:42,973 --> 00:29:47,144
Well, I guess that should hold
them up for a couple of hours.
360
00:29:48,020 --> 00:29:50,314
Well, how's my blood
brother doin'?
361
00:29:50,856 --> 00:29:53,066
- I ain't your blood brother.
- Sure you are, brother.
362
00:29:53,150 --> 00:29:56,445
You got Howlin' Mad's
blood in your veins.
363
00:29:56,820 --> 00:29:58,947
You just wait till the
clouds catch fire.
364
00:29:59,072 --> 00:30:01,533
It's gonna be like the Fourth of July!
My, my!
365
00:30:01,700 --> 00:30:03,911
Hey, Hannibal, will you
make this sucker shut up?
366
00:30:04,036 --> 00:30:05,996
That sheriff's gonna
be hard to deal with.
367
00:30:06,371 --> 00:30:09,082
They get a little testy when you
lock 'em up in their own cells.
368
00:30:09,166 --> 00:30:11,501
Well, Amy'll just smile at him.
Right, kid?
369
00:30:11,585 --> 00:30:15,047
- Get his heart thawed out for us.
- Amy will what?
370
00:30:15,714 --> 00:30:17,883
We all use what we got, kid.
371
00:30:32,231 --> 00:30:36,318
Hey, Face, look at that
abandoned real estate office.
372
00:30:37,277 --> 00:30:39,029
Could be a double for
the sheriff's office.
373
00:30:39,154 --> 00:30:41,323
We might work a shell
game on these geeks.
374
00:30:41,531 --> 00:30:44,618
Could. We are dealin' with
double-digit I.Q.'s here.
375
00:30:44,743 --> 00:30:48,163
Ah, but that'll take some time, Hannibal.
We got M.P. s on the way.
376
00:30:48,247 --> 00:30:50,332
We'd have to have a couple...
two, three hours in order to...
377
00:30:50,415 --> 00:30:53,210
Ah, it's just a set dressing problem.
Nothing to it.
378
00:31:07,683 --> 00:31:11,103
Amy, bring Dr
Sullivan back here.
379
00:31:11,228 --> 00:31:12,729
I thought I was supposed
to charm the sheriff.
380
00:31:12,813 --> 00:31:15,190
Uh, we better soothe
him a little first.
381
00:31:23,907 --> 00:31:24,908
You came back.
382
00:31:25,033 --> 00:31:27,995
- That's right.
- Okay, I'll bite. Why?
383
00:31:28,120 --> 00:31:30,914
You were supposed to count to a hundred
and yell "Ready or not, here I come."
384
00:31:31,039 --> 00:31:32,541
Now, Sheriff, if you're not
gonna play the game...
385
00:31:32,666 --> 00:31:35,794
- we're gonna play in someone else's town.
- That's very funny.
386
00:31:35,961 --> 00:31:38,338
The Barbarians are about
10 miles up the road.
387
00:31:38,463 --> 00:31:41,591
There's 20 or 30 of 'em. They're
comin' back here on a garbage run...
388
00:31:41,675 --> 00:31:42,926
to pick up this piece of trash.
389
00:31:43,051 --> 00:31:48,098
- If I read 'em right, they're gonna take your town apart.
- All right!
390
00:31:48,181 --> 00:31:52,853
Yes! Now we are cookin'! Now
things are lookin' right!
391
00:31:52,936 --> 00:31:56,231
Sheriff, you ever seen the
Barbarians on a run, man?
392
00:31:56,356 --> 00:31:59,192
It is beautiful! Beautiful!
393
00:32:00,110 --> 00:32:03,864
'Course, we're a little hard
on cops and civilized women.
394
00:32:03,989 --> 00:32:06,488
Hey, fat lip, button it!
395
00:32:08,201 --> 00:32:10,162
I can blow you away right here.
396
00:32:10,245 --> 00:32:12,581
I'm not a cop. I'm a fugitive.
397
00:32:12,706 --> 00:32:17,377
And every now and then, I like to
drop the hammer on a piece of dirt.
398
00:32:18,879 --> 00:32:20,964
You are nuts, man!
399
00:32:26,136 --> 00:32:28,180
Well, what's your story, man!
400
00:32:28,472 --> 00:32:32,184
Hi. I'm the blood lady.
401
00:32:32,476 --> 00:32:36,313
I give blood to guys with holes in 'em,
and perhaps we can do business, muchacho.
402
00:32:36,438 --> 00:32:40,025
Because I got a feelin' you're gonna be
leakin' from three or four holes in a minute.
403
00:32:40,108 --> 00:32:43,945
Our rates are low.
It's $20 a pint.
404
00:32:44,071 --> 00:32:48,408
We've got a special on...
if you buy in bulk.
405
00:32:49,117 --> 00:32:50,243
Now, here's the deal.
406
00:32:50,369 --> 00:32:54,247
We'll let you out and help you with the
bikers, and you forget you ever saw us.
407
00:32:54,373 --> 00:32:58,877
If you let me out, what's to prevent me from bringing in
the National Guard and bustin' the whole bunch of you?
408
00:32:59,002 --> 00:33:01,171
The Barbarians have
cut the phone lines.
409
00:33:01,296 --> 00:33:03,924
The radio in our van can't
get over the mountains.
410
00:33:04,049 --> 00:33:06,551
Which means yours
probably can't, either.
411
00:33:06,676 --> 00:33:09,805
But you know that. We're kind
of in the same boat, Sheriff.
412
00:33:09,930 --> 00:33:13,308
You read the printout on us. We
were a combat team in 'Nam."
413
00:33:13,600 --> 00:33:16,895
We're weapons and tactics experts.
We enjoy a challenge.
414
00:33:17,187 --> 00:33:19,523
- How much time we got?
- About an hour and a half.
415
00:33:22,067 --> 00:33:23,985
I can't make a deal
with a wanted man.
416
00:33:24,111 --> 00:33:26,780
I can't agree to have
fugitives protect this town.
417
00:33:26,863 --> 00:33:31,326
- I'm a police officer.
- Sheriff, if I were you, I would not debate technicalities.
418
00:33:32,160 --> 00:33:35,080
Sheriff, those
Barbarians are killers.
419
00:33:35,163 --> 00:33:37,290
I mean, a lot of people in
this town could get hurt.
420
00:33:37,416 --> 00:33:39,751
And we're locked up in here.
421
00:33:47,467 --> 00:33:49,136
Okay, let me out.
422
00:33:49,636 --> 00:33:53,515
First I want your handshake you're not gonna
pull down on us with your badge and gun.
423
00:33:54,683 --> 00:33:57,144
A handshake isn't exactly
a binding agreement.
424
00:33:57,310 --> 00:33:59,855
When you live on the edge, you
learn to make fast evaluations.
425
00:33:59,980 --> 00:34:05,026
Your life depends on 'em. My take on you
is... your handshake is your bond."
426
00:34:19,958 --> 00:34:21,835
Hey! Who's out there?
427
00:34:26,381 --> 00:34:28,633
- Well, thanks a whole lot!
- Look, I know you're angry.
428
00:34:28,717 --> 00:34:31,970
Lady, angry doesn't
even begin to cover it.
429
00:34:32,137 --> 00:34:35,515
Tough. The Barbarians are
10 or 15 miles up the road.
430
00:34:35,640 --> 00:34:38,101
They're planning to come in
here and burn this town down.
431
00:34:38,268 --> 00:34:41,354
Hannibal and the others could've
gone on, but they came back to help.
432
00:34:41,563 --> 00:34:45,150
So you were stuck in a closet
for an hour. Big deal.
433
00:34:49,029 --> 00:34:50,489
How's my patient?
434
00:34:50,864 --> 00:34:53,533
Better. He's starting
to growl again.
435
00:34:55,118 --> 00:34:56,745
Barbarians, huh?
436
00:34:58,079 --> 00:35:00,248
Well, that should liven up
the pace around here...
437
00:35:00,332 --> 00:35:01,833
for a Sunday afternoon.
438
00:35:04,836 --> 00:35:08,965
Nah, you're not gonna have to move Jenko. All
you gotta do is stuff a sock in his mouth.
439
00:35:09,382 --> 00:35:11,760
Not move him? They're gonna roll
in here and shoot up this jail.
440
00:35:11,927 --> 00:35:14,513
No, they're not. They're
gonna roll in here...
441
00:35:14,638 --> 00:35:17,641
and shoot up that vacant real estate
office on the corner across the street.
442
00:35:18,391 --> 00:35:21,144
- They are, huh?
- You betcha.
443
00:35:23,104 --> 00:35:25,315
- Why are they gonna do that?
- Well, they're gonna do that...
444
00:35:25,398 --> 00:35:27,817
'cause they're gonna think
it's the sheriff's office.
445
00:35:40,038 --> 00:35:42,499
Gonna need speakers, man.
Big ones.
446
00:35:42,624 --> 00:35:43,959
They gotta sound real good.
447
00:35:44,084 --> 00:35:45,961
I'll do the best I can, but...
448
00:35:46,086 --> 00:35:49,339
Hey, Faceman, when my blood
brother says he wants a...
449
00:35:52,384 --> 00:35:54,386
I wanna be close to
the mechanical stuff.
450
00:35:54,594 --> 00:35:57,222
But I'm gonna need somebody
to wheel me around.
451
00:35:57,389 --> 00:36:00,433
Hey, hey, hey, I am a pilot!
452
00:36:01,476 --> 00:36:05,063
I'm not a nurse's aide. I
respectfully refuse...
453
00:36:05,146 --> 00:36:07,691
on the grounds that I'm
not strong enough...
454
00:36:07,774 --> 00:36:11,987
to wheel this big, mean,
ugly mudsucker around.
455
00:36:12,070 --> 00:36:14,322
Besides, I lost blood
and I feel faint.
456
00:36:15,240 --> 00:36:18,410
You better do it, or I'll take the
rest of your blood the hard way!
457
00:36:18,577 --> 00:36:22,497
Well, on the other... hand,
blood is thicker than water.
458
00:36:30,380 --> 00:36:33,758
- What do ya say, Doc?
- Hank, what's happening?
459
00:36:33,883 --> 00:36:37,554
Well, near as I figure, in about an hour
from now, we're gonna have our hands full.
460
00:36:38,555 --> 00:36:42,309
That abandoned real estate office will
give us our best tactical advantage.
461
00:36:42,809 --> 00:36:46,271
The best field of fire is in the church
steeple at the other end of town.
462
00:36:46,938 --> 00:36:50,358
So we'll run 'em down there,
turn the grizzlies around...
463
00:36:50,483 --> 00:36:52,694
and then run 'em through
a very special gauntlet.
464
00:36:52,777 --> 00:36:55,113
If you ladies'll wait in the office,
the sheriff'll bring you some paint.
465
00:36:55,196 --> 00:36:58,575
I'm gonna check out the church steeple. We
better get going. We haven't got much time.
466
00:37:02,912 --> 00:37:04,998
- Put me down, fool! Put me down!
- Shut up!
467
00:37:05,081 --> 00:37:07,792
Put me down! Slow it down, fool!
468
00:37:08,835 --> 00:37:11,170
I don't understand.
A motorcycle gang?
469
00:37:11,195 --> 00:37:13,798
That fella I got in jail, he's their leader.
They're comin' back to bust him out.
470
00:37:13,923 --> 00:37:17,302
- Why don't you call for help?
- We can't. They busted all the phone lines.
471
00:37:17,385 --> 00:37:19,846
- We're completely cut off.
- We're gonna need some hardware supplies.
472
00:37:19,929 --> 00:37:22,182
But first I want you to get everybody
in town and tell 'em what's going on.
473
00:37:23,266 --> 00:37:25,310
Then get the women and children in
vehicles and get them out of town.
474
00:37:25,685 --> 00:37:27,479
- Jack here'll help you.
- Right.
475
00:37:28,313 --> 00:37:31,775
Gonna need that metal platin'. And
get me some of this audio wire.
476
00:37:31,900 --> 00:37:34,152
You know, I just love you.
477
00:37:34,277 --> 00:37:36,446
We are brothers under
the skin, aren't we?
478
00:37:36,613 --> 00:37:40,784
Come on, sucker! I ain't got
time for your crazy rap! Ooh!
479
00:38:43,555 --> 00:38:46,266
- What are these for?
- Grills. They make great grills.
480
00:38:46,349 --> 00:38:50,061
- Grills?
- I thought we'd have barbecued Barbarian for brunch.
481
00:38:57,527 --> 00:39:00,280
Testing. One, two, three.
482
00:39:16,963 --> 00:39:18,965
Hey, Sheriff, look.
483
00:39:20,341 --> 00:39:22,886
Five thousand? It's
on a 110 line.
484
00:39:23,178 --> 00:39:25,555
Packaging is
everything, Sheriff.
485
00:39:34,105 --> 00:39:36,149
Here you go, B.A. A.44 for ya.
486
00:39:36,274 --> 00:39:37,984
That still don't make
us even, sucker.
487
00:39:38,067 --> 00:39:40,487
- Oh, come on, brother. Go easy on Face.
- I ain't your brother!
488
00:39:41,362 --> 00:39:42,739
Let's get him in the
church steeple.
489
00:39:42,864 --> 00:39:45,700
I just want you to know, you're a
welcome addition to my family.
490
00:39:45,784 --> 00:39:48,703
Oh, shut up and get out of here.
Keep pushin'.
491
00:39:48,912 --> 00:39:51,414
Push, push! Don't drop me!
492
00:39:55,794 --> 00:39:57,837
That's all we have. What are you
gonna do with this toilet paper?
493
00:39:57,962 --> 00:40:00,632
- Detour an access road.
- What?
494
00:40:00,757 --> 00:40:04,135
Sheriff, if you ignore the obvious,
you can get away with anything.
495
00:40:04,636 --> 00:40:07,764
- Not bad, huh?
- Hope it works.
496
00:40:08,264 --> 00:40:09,933
- It'll work.
- B.A.'s in church.
497
00:40:10,058 --> 00:40:13,019
And if you don't mind, Hannibal, sir,
I'd like to be up there with him.
498
00:40:13,770 --> 00:40:15,939
At a time like this, one
should be with his family.
499
00:40:16,356 --> 00:40:19,067
I understand, Captain,
but war is hell.
500
00:40:19,192 --> 00:40:22,612
- You'll have to stay with the forward echelon.
- I understand, sir.
501
00:40:22,987 --> 00:40:25,698
Face, you and Murdock put
up that paper wall...
502
00:40:25,824 --> 00:40:27,909
then get a good field of fire
out of that joint there.
503
00:40:28,117 --> 00:40:30,453
- Murdock, you know where you start.
- Yes, sir.
504
00:40:47,387 --> 00:40:51,766
I sure hope this goes down
before the M.P.'s arrive.
505
00:41:40,982 --> 00:41:44,277
Face, B.A., don't drop
the hammers on 'em...
506
00:41:44,360 --> 00:41:47,614
till they're close enough
you can spit on 'em, okay?
507
00:41:54,412 --> 00:41:55,538
Here they come.
508
00:41:55,705 --> 00:41:59,500
Hey, Hannibal, here comes the meat.
They're hangin' a right on Main.
509
00:42:25,860 --> 00:42:31,574
We've come for our brother Sonny! Let
him out, or we take this town apart!
510
00:42:32,075 --> 00:42:34,327
You pigs want Jenko?
511
00:42:34,911 --> 00:42:38,206
Then climb off your tricycles
and come in and get him.
512
00:42:38,581 --> 00:42:40,625
You sound like you
wanna die, pig.
513
00:42:40,750 --> 00:42:44,087
Nah, I just wanna squeeze you
marshmallows outta my town.
514
00:42:44,253 --> 00:42:46,381
Now, come on. I'm in here.
Let's go.
515
00:42:46,506 --> 00:42:50,927
Unless you muscle heads are just long
on tough talk and short on guts.
516
00:42:52,136 --> 00:42:54,973
There's only two of you!
There are 30 of us!
517
00:42:55,181 --> 00:42:58,518
I don't think you got the
gas to keep Jenko in there!
518
00:42:58,810 --> 00:43:03,022
Maybe. Maybe not. But there's one
real easy way for you to find out.
519
00:43:03,272 --> 00:43:04,983
You want him, you got him.
520
00:43:05,149 --> 00:43:07,485
Let's go! First
door on your right.
521
00:43:07,860 --> 00:43:11,072
And try not to drool on the rug.
We just had it cleaned.
522
00:43:11,906 --> 00:43:13,992
You're gonna eat it, Sheriff!
523
00:43:14,117 --> 00:43:16,869
And I'm gonna feed you to
the brothers for dessert!
524
00:43:17,036 --> 00:43:19,664
Remind me to tip the waitress.
525
00:43:21,624 --> 00:43:25,753
- They're leaving.
- Nah, just gettin' a running start.
526
00:43:43,980 --> 00:43:45,606
Watch this.
527
00:44:03,916 --> 00:44:05,918
Okay, Murdock, you're on.
528
00:44:15,887 --> 00:44:20,391
Say, do any of you creeps
know the way to San Jose?
529
00:44:21,476 --> 00:44:23,811
Catch me if you can!
530
00:44:55,134 --> 00:44:58,721
Don't anybody move a muscle!
Don't even think about it!
531
00:45:34,507 --> 00:45:39,178
And the winner of the
game would holler...
532
00:45:40,888 --> 00:45:43,099
chicken!
533
00:45:50,481 --> 00:45:52,775
Welcome to Bad Rock, pal.
534
00:46:23,055 --> 00:46:26,475
- Thanks, Hannibal.
- No thanks. Just turn your back for a second.
535
00:46:27,768 --> 00:46:29,520
What do you want me
to tell the military?
536
00:46:30,188 --> 00:46:32,440
Well, if you hear from
a guy named Lynch...
537
00:46:32,565 --> 00:46:35,401
tell him his mother
wears combat boots.
538
00:46:36,110 --> 00:46:37,361
See ya, Doc.
539
00:46:49,332 --> 00:46:53,044
Boy, is old Lynch gonna burn
after this one. He'll go cuckoo.
540
00:46:53,169 --> 00:46:56,214
Yeah. I hear there's a lot of that
goin' around. Right, brother?
541
00:46:56,339 --> 00:46:59,258
- I ain't your brother!
- Ah, come on, B.A. It worked, didn't it?
542
00:46:59,467 --> 00:47:02,136
Murdock's blood might even add
a little colour to your life.
543
00:47:02,261 --> 00:47:04,639
Don't need no colour.
Got enough already.
544
00:47:04,847 --> 00:47:07,767
Plus I owe you one.
Then we be even.
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