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- I hope we're not bothering you.
- I'm just...
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- We won't take up much of your time.
- I'm waiting for a call.
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We're all waiting, ma'am,
for the good Lord to call in his flock.
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From the cable TV people.
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I'm just moving in. God bless.
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Good afternoon.
I hope... we're not bothering...
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- Yes?
- You're...
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- Weren't you...
- Didn't wejust...
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- Didn't you just what?
- Speak to you.
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Excuse me?
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We just spoke to a woman who...
could have been your twin.
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- What are you talking about?
- Down the street, moving in.
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- Your spitting image.
- You won't believe it when you see her.
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- Ma'am?
- Go away!
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Get outta here!
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- Betty Templeton?
- Yes?
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FBI. We'd like to ask about an incident,
a possible religious hate crime in your area.
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| just moved in yesterday.
I don't know about any incident.
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We have two young men in the car
who say you do know something.
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(Betty) Oh, my God.
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Those are the boys that were here
yesterday. What happened?
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They beat each other
to within an inch of their lives
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after visiting the home of a woman
living a few blocks over.
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What woman?
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A woman who, by both young men's
accounts, fits your description.
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She, uh... lives around here?
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Are you a practitioner of the occult?
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Wicca? Voodoo? Satanism?
The black art of bodily bilocation?
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Me? No.
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You know what they say.
Everyone has a twin out there somewhere.
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No, we don't know what they say.
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If someone fits my description,
why not talk to her?
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We went over to the house, but it's empty.
No one lives there.
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Frankly, we're not even sure she exists.
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(brakes squeal)
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(crash)
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This is an FBI fleet sedan
from our Kansas City field office
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requisitioned by two seasoned agents there.
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Driven into a tree at 43 miles an hour
by the female agent
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in a novel effort to kill her male counterpart.
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Now, you might think I'm gonna
suggest psychokinesis - PK -
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someone or something controlling the
agents with remote mind-bending power.
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But it's not?
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Both agents sustained critical injuries,
their stories eerily similar,
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as if they'd temporarily lost control of
their minds, unable to alter their behaviour.
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You may think that I'm gonna say
it's past lives unresolved
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or fate stalking the agents like an animal.
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- But you're not?
- No.
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These agents had worked together
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for seven years previously
without any incident.
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Seven years?
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Yeah, but they are not romantically
involved, if that's what you're thinking.
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Not even lwould be so far-fetched.
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You have any ideas, Scully? Any thoughts?
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What I'm thinking, Mulder,
is how familiar this seems.
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Playing Watson to your Sherlock, you
dangling clues out in front of me one by one.
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It's a game, and... and as usual
you're holding something back from me.
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You're not telling me
something about this case.
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OK, so these agents
were investigating something.
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Something much like what
they themselves were almost killed by.
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Something they came into contact with.
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A third party.
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Two third parties.
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Twins.
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Relatives.
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Doppelganger.
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A corporeal likeness that appears
unbidden from the spirit world,
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the sight of which presages
one's own death.
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Or... a double conjured into the world
by a technique called bilocation
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which in psychological terms represents
the person's secret desires and impulses
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committing acts that the real person
cannot commit himself.
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Or herself.
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Mulder, the slide, please.
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Yes!
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Don't go thinkin'
I'm gonna start doin' the autopsies.
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Excuse me. Hi.
I applied for the sales job you posted.
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-Ah, yeah. I remember. How could I forget?
- Excuse me?
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There's a problem with your application,
as I recall, Miss...
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Pfeiffer. Are you sure?
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Lulu Pfeiffer. Yes.
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You reside at 15527 Morton Bay Street?
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- Not any longer. I've moved.
- You moved?
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Yes, and I don't have my new address yet.
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Actually, that's what's sending up
the red flag.
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You move a lot,
and there's also your employment history.
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17 jobs in 17 states in the past three years.
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You have as manyjobs here
as you have addresses.
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I had a restless streak.
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The copy business takes
a motivated person.
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I'm an extremely versatile employee,
as you can see by my resume.
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What I can tell is
you've left a variety of jobs.
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Mongolian-barbecue chef,
high-rise window washer,
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wild-animal trainer, palm reader.
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- Yes, but I am on a career path now.
- (man) Hey, what's going on here?
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- All my copies are black.
- My machine's goin' crazy.
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Who's running this place?
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I can start you immediately. There's
a clean uniform in the employee washroom.
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That's quite a string of positions
you've had, Miss... Templeton.
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17 jobs in the last three years.
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lwould have listed more
but there wasn't any room left.
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17's plenty, believe me.
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My former employers
will only give the highest references.
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It's not your references.
It's the jobs themselves.
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Mongolian-barbecue chef, high-rise
window washer... wild-animal trainer?
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I'm a highly versatile employee.
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What guarantee do l have that
you won'tjust up and quit tomorrow?
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You have my personal word on it.
I'm here in Kansas City to stay.
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(knock on door)
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- Who is it?
- (Mulder) Mr Zupanic, it's the FBI.
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- Excuse me?
- It's the FBI, Mr Zupanic. Open up.
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Give me a minute.
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- Bert Zupanic?
- Yeah?
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We're hoping you can help us find
a woman we think you're familiar with.
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- Betty Templeton.
- I don't know no Betty Templeton.
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Maybe you should take another look
at that photograph, Mr Zupanic.
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Five foot three, red hair.
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Maybe I can jog your memory.
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Are you still pleading ignorance,
Mr Zupanic?
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Is that not you in last year's
Fourth of July parade?
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Yeah.
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- And who's that sitting next to you?
- Her.
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Try Betty Templeton.
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We can't find her.
She seems to have left town in a hurry.
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- She did?
- Mm-hm.
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Didn't she used to live
on Morton Bay in a pink house?
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AldenNood. Blue house.
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On AldenNood?
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Mr Zupanic, do you have
any reason to be lying to us?
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No, sir. I mean ma'am.
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Thank you, Mr Zupanic.
I have no doubt we'll be in touch with you.
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Know what I'm thinking?
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That he not only knows Betty Templeton
and where we can find her
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but that he is hip to whatever she's into,
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and that I should look at that house
on Morton Bay Street
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while you find out from Mr Zupanic
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what it is he's clearly hiding
about Betty Templeton.
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I'm thinkin' that Bert Zupanic really
truly doesn't know Betty Templeton.
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Well, I guess that's why
they put the "I" in the FBI.
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Give me a double, Freddy.
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Thought you were in training, Bert, my man.
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Would you just pour?
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Nice outfit.
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Freddy, Fire in the Hole.
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Seven and Seven for the lady,
and make it stiff.
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Oh, my God!
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- How did you do that?
- Do what?
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How did you know my drink?
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I feel like you're lookin' right through me.
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Like you're readin' my soul like a book.
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Maybe you've had enough of that.
You are in trouble, aren't you?
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I don't know.
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I could be.
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- What kind of trouble are you lookin' for?
- You don't want to go home tonight, OK?
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Itjust so happens
I don't got a home to go to.
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Anyway...
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I'm Betty Templeton.
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AldenNood Avenue.
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My God.
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I'm shakin'.
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Betty Templeton.
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That's perfect.
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(whispers)
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(Mulder) Hey, Scully!
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I want you to meet a buddy of mine.
This is Mr Argyle Sapersteen.
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- Stein.
- Saperstein. Excuse me.
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Ma ’anish ta na.
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- This is my partner, Dana Scully.
- A pleasure and an honour.
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So I take it from your posture,
Mulder, you've solved this case.
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I have narrowed down the search for our
perpetrator with the help of Mr Saperstein.
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- Narrowed it down to where?
- Right down there.
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Our mystery woman is indeed involved with
Zupanic, the man we spoke to at his hotel,
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who will be fighting here two days hence,
with the woman undoubtedly in attendance.
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If it's the lady I'm thinkin', she's not much
to look at, but he says she brings him luck.
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- Bert Zupanic is a boxer?
- A wrestler. Semipro.
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So we wait around Kansas City for a couple
of days until we can talk to this woman?
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Well, there's lots to do here,
and the barbecue's second to none, right?
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Plus Mr Saperstein's gonna show me
some smackdown moves
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so I can quit gettin' my ass
kicked so often, right?
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And there's an art exhibit
that traces the influence of Soviet art
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on the American pop culture, right?
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Unless, of course,
you've already found Betty Templeton.
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Finding Betty Templeton won't solve this
case, and not unless we find Lqu Pfeiffer.
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- Who's Lulu Pfeiffer?
- Our doppelganger.
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Who lived, until yesterday,
in a pink house on Morton Bay Street,
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but she's not a manifestation, she's real.
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So is the path of destruction
she's left in her wake.
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Though there seems to be
no connection between them,
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Betty Templeton and Lqu Pfeiffer have
travelled city to city across 17 US states,
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one alternately trailing the other
for the past 12 years,
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and wherever they have been,
mayhem has followed.
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Damn.
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It's not just car accidents
and fist fights, Mulder.
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It's house fires and explosions,
and even riots.
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The lady knows her stuff.
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Shalom aleichem.
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Yeah. Your mama.
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(phone rings)
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- Hello?
- Where's my money?
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- I got it and I'm bringin' it.
- Yeah, that's what I heard last night.
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- Now you got the feds on your ass.
- What?
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Your good-luck charm don 't sound
so lucky no more, boychik.
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- Maybe I should cancel the fight.
- I'm bringin' the money, OK? I'm bringin' it.
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I'm havin' lunch at Froggy's.
No money, no fight, Titanic.
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- In trouble or something?
- I'm just...
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- I gotta be somewhere, OK?
- Why? What time is it?
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Oh, God! I'm gonna be late for work.
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You were incredible.
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Why do I find myself so wildly
attracted to you, Bert Zupanic?
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You just can't help yourself, baby.
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(knock on door)
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Where were you last night?
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- Where was I?
- Yeah.
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- Well...
- You said meet me for a drink.
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- That's what you said.
- I was there and I was waiting on you.
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- Are you two-timing me, Bert?
- How can you say that?
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You're my good-luck charm.
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Who is she?
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- Who is she?
- You do not wanna get in the ring with me!
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Honey, listen. Come on, baby.
There's nobody under there.
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You're acting crazy, sweetie.
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Hey, I know this hairpin.
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Oh.
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I can explain that.
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You lovable lug, Bert Zupanic.
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I'm sorry, baby. This is mine.
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- Of course it is.
- I just get so jealous.
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Forgive me?
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I forgive you. I'm in training.
You gotta work. You're late.
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- I'm just so wildly attracted to you.
- Hey, listen.
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- Looks and charm, what's not to love?
- There's a lot to love.
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- I know.
- But...
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- No. You have to go.
- Will you call me at least?
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You bet. I'm on the phone now, OK?
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(shouting upstairs)
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Bert, did I hear voices?
236
00:22:43,120 --> 00:22:46,351
- Voices? I didn't hear any voices.
- (shouting)
237
00:22:46,440 --> 00:22:47,873
(gunfire)
238
00:22:51,280 --> 00:22:52,429
Oh!
239
00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:06,150
Where's the Titanic?
240
00:23:06,280 --> 00:23:09,955
- What?
- Your boyfriend, the wrestler.
241
00:23:10,080 --> 00:23:14,278
Wow, talk about moves.
I can't believe it. We barelyjust met.
242
00:23:14,360 --> 00:23:18,672
- He's supposed to meet me here.
- He's coming here?
243
00:23:18,760 --> 00:23:21,433
He'd better be,
if he wants that fight Saturday.
244
00:23:21,520 --> 00:23:25,672
I better go freshen up a little.
I was just coming in for lunch.
245
00:23:33,040 --> 00:23:35,235
Zupanic, hey.
246
00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:43,999
Thought you were a no-show.
Talking to your girlfriend.
247
00:23:44,080 --> 00:23:45,718
My girlfriend?
248
00:23:45,840 --> 00:23:47,671
(rumbling)
249
00:23:47,760 --> 00:23:49,830
Holy sugar.
250
00:24:02,040 --> 00:24:05,191
- Now, how did she do that?
- Do what?
251
00:24:05,320 --> 00:24:09,313
ljust saw her. I swear.
I just saw her go to the can.
252
00:24:09,960 --> 00:24:12,679
She just went to the can?
253
00:24:12,760 --> 00:24:15,354
Ten seconds ago.
254
00:24:21,160 --> 00:24:24,675
- What are you doing here?
- I have a business meeting.
255
00:24:24,760 --> 00:24:29,197
- Why don't I meet you outside in the park?
- I was just gonna get some lunch.
256
00:24:29,360 --> 00:24:32,557
- Perfect. We'll have a picnic.
- A picnic? We never do that.
257
00:24:32,640 --> 00:24:34,710
Oh, yeah.
258
00:24:42,040 --> 00:24:43,314
Now...
259
00:24:43,400 --> 00:24:45,072
Ben?
260
00:24:53,240 --> 00:24:55,754
I have a little business to attend to, sweetie.
261
00:24:55,880 --> 00:25:00,078
- You got more than that to attend to.
- Hey, Bert, | only got an hour...
262
00:26:06,160 --> 00:26:08,230
Mr Zupanic?
263
00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:13,070
What happened?
264
00:26:14,040 --> 00:26:16,395
There was an incident.
265
00:26:16,480 --> 00:26:20,155
You were struck by flying glass.
266
00:26:21,200 --> 00:26:24,158
Did you lose something?
267
00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:28,878
Yeah. My good luck.
268
00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:32,993
Would that be Betty or Lulu, Mr Zupanic?
269
00:26:33,880 --> 00:26:38,749
Cos they're the ones who caused this
and they'll do it again if we can't find them.
270
00:26:38,840 --> 00:26:41,559
(Scully) Where are they, Mr Zupanic?
271
00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:53,355
Excuse me.
272
00:26:53,480 --> 00:26:55,914
- FBI.
- Can I help you?
273
00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:59,788
Yes, I'm looking for... that girl.
274
00:27:01,200 --> 00:27:02,997
Betty.
275
00:27:03,080 --> 00:27:05,913
This man's from the FBI.
276
00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:13,197
- Betty Templeton?
- I'm just getting off work.
277
00:27:13,360 --> 00:27:17,911
- Could we maybe talk some other time?
- I think we both know why I'm here.
278
00:27:18,040 --> 00:27:20,395
- It's her fault!
- Lulu Pfeiffer.
279
00:27:20,480 --> 00:27:22,994
She follows me around
trying to ruin my life.
280
00:27:23,120 --> 00:27:27,477
I'm not gonna let her ruin it this time.
It's either me or her.
281
00:27:27,560 --> 00:27:29,710
I don't wanna leave Kansas.
282
00:27:47,120 --> 00:27:50,590
- Scully.
- I found her at Koko's Copy Center.
283
00:27:50,720 --> 00:27:52,756
- Betty Templeton?
- Yeah.
284
00:27:52,880 --> 00:27:55,997
She says that Lqu Pfeiffer’s
trying to ruin her life.
285
00:27:56,080 --> 00:28:00,596
- She follows her wherever she goes.
- Lqu Pfeiffer works at Koko's too.
286
00:28:00,680 --> 00:28:04,878
That's what Lulu says about Betty,
except she says this is the end of the line.
287
00:28:04,960 --> 00:28:08,839
- That she's not leaving Kansas.
- That's exactly what Betty said.
288
00:28:08,920 --> 00:28:11,434
- What's going on here?
- I don't know, Scully.
289
00:28:11,520 --> 00:28:13,397
You run this show. You tell me.
290
00:28:13,480 --> 00:28:16,438
I think that this is more
than just physical proximity.
291
00:28:16,560 --> 00:28:19,677
I think that these women have
some kind of a psychic connection.
292
00:28:19,800 --> 00:28:22,712
No... (static hiss), Sherlock.
293
00:28:24,240 --> 00:28:26,629
Hey, Scully, where's Lulu?
294
00:28:26,720 --> 00:28:30,269
She just took off, Mulder.
She left work and she drove away.
295
00:28:30,400 --> 00:28:32,994
She isn't driving a little blue convertible?
296
00:28:33,120 --> 00:28:35,759
That's exactly what she's driving.
297
00:28:39,920 --> 00:28:41,478
Oh, crap.
298
00:29:40,760 --> 00:29:43,354
- Can I help you?
- Yes. I'm looking for someone.
299
00:29:43,440 --> 00:29:47,149
He was here speaking to an employee
and I can't seem to reach him.
300
00:29:47,240 --> 00:29:49,037
- Tall guy, dark hair?
- Yeah.
301
00:29:49,120 --> 00:29:52,032
- He left.
- And you don't know where he went?
302
00:29:52,120 --> 00:29:53,758
- Couldn't say.
- OK.
303
00:29:53,840 --> 00:29:58,231
However, I can tell you we have
a two-for-one copy discount in effect.
304
00:30:02,440 --> 00:30:04,635
How about Internet access?
305
00:30:04,720 --> 00:30:07,234
Right this way.
306
00:30:12,360 --> 00:30:13,952
- Is he in there?
- Sleepin'.
307
00:30:14,080 --> 00:30:16,355
- Can you wake him up for me?
- Sure?
308
00:30:16,440 --> 00:30:19,989
- It's important.
- (man) Will you two shut up or go away?!
309
00:30:20,080 --> 00:30:22,310
Mr Damphouse?
310
00:30:23,200 --> 00:30:27,193
The sound of your voice is like
a jackhammer on my eardrums!
311
00:30:32,320 --> 00:30:35,630
Mr Damphouse, I'm Special Agent
Dana Scully with the FBI.
312
00:30:35,720 --> 00:30:38,109
What's so special about you?!
313
00:30:39,160 --> 00:30:41,230
It's an FBI title, sir.
314
00:30:41,400 --> 00:30:44,597
I know it is. I'm not stupid!
315
00:30:49,200 --> 00:30:51,509
If you'll let me explain why I'm here,
316
00:30:51,600 --> 00:30:53,795
we might be able to get you to bed
a little bit sooner.
317
00:30:53,920 --> 00:30:54,909
Ah!
318
00:30:55,040 --> 00:30:57,554
What a relief!
319
00:30:59,560 --> 00:31:03,599
Through matching-up of documents
I have been able to compile on the Internet,
320
00:31:03,680 --> 00:31:06,990
and by comparing time
and space and circumstance
321
00:31:07,120 --> 00:31:08,951
and applying the law of averages...
322
00:31:09,040 --> 00:31:11,713
They could electrocute me quicker!
323
00:31:13,280 --> 00:31:16,989
I believe that you may be
the father of two daughters.
324
00:31:27,800 --> 00:31:29,791
I'm no father!
325
00:31:29,880 --> 00:31:34,635
Using documents filed
by a sperm bank in Sparta, Illinois,
326
00:31:34,720 --> 00:31:38,554
and by the mothers who may have been
impregnated by your donation...
327
00:31:38,640 --> 00:31:40,710
I Yankee Doodled into a plastic cup!
328
00:31:40,800 --> 00:31:44,679
Be that as it may, sir, it is very likely
that you are the biological father
329
00:31:44,840 --> 00:31:48,469
and it is very important,
for their safety and the safety of others,
330
00:31:48,560 --> 00:31:53,554
that we get as much information about your
parents and anything about your family tree
331
00:31:53,680 --> 00:31:56,956
that may explain the reactions
caused by these two girls.
332
00:31:57,040 --> 00:32:00,271
A big, ugly dog lifted its leg
on my family tree.
333
00:32:00,800 --> 00:32:04,475
- (inmate) Make room for Daddy!
- Shut up, you fat ox!
334
00:32:22,800 --> 00:32:24,870
Hello.
335
00:32:24,960 --> 00:32:27,030
You aren't answering your phone?
336
00:32:27,120 --> 00:32:29,793
I'm just screening my calls.
337
00:32:29,880 --> 00:32:33,475
You sleep with me once
and now you're avoiding me?
338
00:32:34,560 --> 00:32:37,870
I got big trouble, baby.
339
00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:41,356
I gotjust one shot left
at the big time. Just one.
340
00:32:41,480 --> 00:32:45,029
But you got your match tonight.
Your name's up on the marquee!
341
00:32:45,120 --> 00:32:47,236
I've lost my financin'.
342
00:32:50,200 --> 00:32:53,237
- You're my good luck, baby.
- I am?
343
00:32:53,320 --> 00:32:56,835
It was my good luck to meet you
and if you could just...
344
00:32:57,960 --> 00:33:00,758
if you could help the Titanic find a way...
345
00:33:01,440 --> 00:33:04,955
- Find a way?
- They say I'm old. I'm washed up.
346
00:33:05,040 --> 00:33:07,315
All I want's a shot.
347
00:33:07,400 --> 00:33:11,518
If I don't get the money
I'm gonna lose my chance.
348
00:33:12,400 --> 00:33:14,470
Maybe I can.
349
00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:36,070
(knock on door)
350
00:33:45,480 --> 00:33:47,835
You're not answering your phone?
351
00:33:47,960 --> 00:33:49,188
Lulu?
352
00:33:49,280 --> 00:33:52,113
Someone else you were expecting?
353
00:33:52,200 --> 00:33:53,394
Well?
354
00:33:53,480 --> 00:33:57,439
Baby, I got trouble. I got big trouble.
355
00:35:21,360 --> 00:35:23,396
(phone rings)
356
00:35:23,960 --> 00:35:24,710
Mulder?
357
00:35:24,840 --> 00:35:26,717
- Yeah.
- Where have you been?
358
00:35:26,800 --> 00:35:30,713
Seeing a side of Kansas City
few men have the privilege to see.
359
00:35:30,800 --> 00:35:33,712
- What happened to you?
- I got sucked into a storm drain.
360
00:35:33,880 --> 00:35:38,078
A more pressing question is what happened
to Betty Templeton and Lqu Pfeiffer?
361
00:35:38,240 --> 00:35:42,153
I don't know, but I have been able
to locate the nature of their connection.
362
00:35:42,240 --> 00:35:46,597
Both women are non-fraternal siblings
from the same father.
363
00:35:46,720 --> 00:35:50,998
- You've located him?
- Yeah. He's here in the state pen.
364
00:35:51,080 --> 00:35:53,548
When is all this yammering gonna stop?
365
00:35:53,640 --> 00:35:57,076
And he's given you insight?
366
00:35:57,200 --> 00:35:59,475
The biggest thing I can figure out right now
367
00:35:59,560 --> 00:36:02,916
is he's probably the angriest man
in the world.
368
00:36:03,080 --> 00:36:04,911
Not as angry as the women are gonna be
369
00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:08,310
when they both realise
they're in love with Bert Zupanic.
370
00:36:08,400 --> 00:36:13,269
- They're both after him?
- That's why they're staying in Kansas City.
371
00:36:13,400 --> 00:36:16,631
If they're the reason
it doesn't explain what's happening,
372
00:36:16,720 --> 00:36:19,871
what's causing the phenomenon
or how we're gonna make it stop.
373
00:36:19,960 --> 00:36:22,838
You're the one
who’s supposed to have all the answers.
374
00:36:22,920 --> 00:36:26,117
Somebody's gotta get to that fight
and keep those women apart
375
00:36:26,200 --> 00:36:29,590
or else this time the... (static hiss)
is going to hit the fans.
376
00:36:29,720 --> 00:36:31,756
(inmate) Well, hi.
377
00:36:36,760 --> 00:36:39,228
Mr Zupanic?
378
00:37:02,360 --> 00:37:04,476
You said you'd have my money.
379
00:37:04,560 --> 00:37:06,551
I'll have it. I swear I will.
380
00:37:06,640 --> 00:37:11,760
I'll call off the damn fight, Titanic. I'll have
these people cursing your damn name.
381
00:37:11,840 --> 00:37:14,195
I'm telling you it'll be here.
382
00:37:14,320 --> 00:37:16,436
Don't worry. I promise.
383
00:37:16,520 --> 00:37:19,159
Bert!
384
00:37:20,840 --> 00:37:22,512
Bert.
385
00:37:22,640 --> 00:37:24,790
I got it.
386
00:37:31,880 --> 00:37:34,678
How 'bout ya, buddy?
387
00:37:35,840 --> 00:37:38,593
Let's get ready to rumble.
388
00:37:42,160 --> 00:37:45,072
Oh, baby. I knew you wouldn't let me down.
389
00:37:45,200 --> 00:37:47,998
It's you and me. All the way.
390
00:37:52,360 --> 00:37:54,555
(bell)
391
00:37:54,680 --> 00:37:57,558
(booing)
392
00:38:08,080 --> 00:38:12,756
(Saperstein) Ladies and gentlemen,
get out your seats and on your feets
393
00:38:12,880 --> 00:38:16,190
for our own hometown boy gone bad...
394
00:38:17,720 --> 00:38:25,149
Bert "the Titanic" Zupanic!
395
00:38:26,800 --> 00:38:28,552
Titanic!
396
00:38:29,880 --> 00:38:32,553
- Oh, yeah!
- (man) Let's take 'em, baby!
397
00:38:33,120 --> 00:38:35,076
Let's take 'em, baby!
398
00:38:35,160 --> 00:38:36,559
Whoo!
399
00:38:48,320 --> 00:38:49,036
Whoo!
400
00:38:49,080 --> 00:38:50,911
(bell)
401
00:38:56,760 --> 00:38:58,273
Come on!
402
00:39:12,360 --> 00:39:14,430
(man) Titanic!
403
00:39:38,760 --> 00:39:41,069
Betty Templeton.
404
00:39:41,160 --> 00:39:44,118
My name is Fox Mulder. I'm with the FBI.
Can you come with me?
405
00:39:44,240 --> 00:39:46,993
I'm watching the fight.
406
00:39:47,560 --> 00:39:50,632
Don't make me have to remove you, ma'am.
407
00:39:52,320 --> 00:39:54,390
I can't believe this.
408
00:39:55,720 --> 00:39:59,315
- What are you doing here?
- What are you doing here?
409
00:39:59,400 --> 00:40:02,676
- I'm Bert's good luck.
- He's mine.
410
00:40:03,320 --> 00:40:05,993
Over my dead body!
411
00:40:09,680 --> 00:40:12,990
Stop it! Stop it! You're goin' down, lady!
412
00:40:13,160 --> 00:40:18,632
I'm gonna kick your butt from here to
Tuesday! Stick a fork in you, you're done!
413
00:40:18,720 --> 00:40:20,517
Hi, baby.
414
00:40:21,160 --> 00:40:24,675
- Betty.
- Bert, keep it up! I love you, baby!
415
00:40:24,760 --> 00:40:27,832
- Bert. I got the money.
- Lulu?
416
00:40:27,920 --> 00:40:30,354
Kick his butt, Bert.
417
00:40:37,680 --> 00:40:39,352
(Bert) Lulu.
418
00:40:39,440 --> 00:40:42,034
No!Befl!
419
00:41:15,400 --> 00:41:16,879
Oh, my.
420
00:41:19,880 --> 00:41:21,996
Oh, my God.
421
00:41:31,120 --> 00:41:33,111
What?
422
00:41:36,920 --> 00:41:38,273
Why...
423
00:42:14,960 --> 00:42:18,919
(Scully) 50 million anonymous donations
have been made to sperm banks in the US.
424
00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:21,833
Most have produced healthy offspring
for single mothers
425
00:42:21,920 --> 00:42:23,717
or fertility-challenged couples
426
00:42:23,800 --> 00:42:26,553
while some of them have not.
427
00:42:26,640 --> 00:42:30,394
Bert Zupanic and his non-fraternal
biological sibling,
428
00:42:30,480 --> 00:42:33,950
both small-time bank robbers,
part-time pro wrestlers,
429
00:42:34,040 --> 00:42:38,079
both with too many
idiosyncratic behaviourisms to list,
430
00:42:38,200 --> 00:42:42,796
stood a 27-million-to-one chance
of ever meeting, but they did.
431
00:42:44,360 --> 00:42:46,874
(Saperstein) Damn, those are some odds.
432
00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:51,073
Betty Templeton and Lqu Pfeiffer,
with different mothers but the same father -
433
00:42:51,160 --> 00:42:54,391
an angry drifter now doing time
for counterfeiting -
434
00:42:54,480 --> 00:42:56,311
chanced to meet 12 years ago,
435
00:42:56,440 --> 00:43:00,479
but couldn't seem to avoid each other's
compulsively identical mannerisms,
436
00:43:00,640 --> 00:43:05,191
mannerisms attributable
to their perpetually angry father.
437
00:43:06,320 --> 00:43:09,118
Mm. What does it all mean?
438
00:43:09,200 --> 00:43:11,919
(Scully) I've been thinking hard about that.
439
00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:15,117
I would like to say it has to do
with balance in the universe,
440
00:43:15,200 --> 00:43:18,749
the attraction of opposites
and the repulsion of equivalents,
441
00:43:18,840 --> 00:43:22,594
or that, over time, nature produces
only so many originals,
442
00:43:22,680 --> 00:43:27,595
that when two original copies meet
that the result is often unpredictable.
443
00:43:27,680 --> 00:43:31,070
If four should meet, the result is...
444
00:43:31,160 --> 00:43:37,269
Well, suffice to say it's betterjust
to avoid these encounters altogether
445
00:43:37,360 --> 00:43:40,079
and at all costs.
446
00:43:40,880 --> 00:43:43,633
I think Agent Mulder would agree with me.
447
00:43:44,280 --> 00:43:45,918
Mm-hm.
448
00:43:47,040 --> 00:43:48,598
Mm.
449
00:44:11,960 --> 00:44:15,748
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