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Okay, if you think you've
lived through a bad day,
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try being our next guest.
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When she showed up to a
screening of her new film,
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"The Crows Have Eyes: The Crowening... "
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- Fun name!
- It is!
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The last thing she expected
was an actual crow attack!
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Oh...
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Well, now we're being
told that the whole thing
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was a PR stunt put out by the movie.
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Now, is that clever or what?
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It sure is! We are so very lucky
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to be joined this morning by Moira Rose.
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- Well, ach!
- Ach!
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- What a ride this has been!
- Yes.
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What a ride indeed, Barb!
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Oh, let me first assure your viewers
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that... not a single crow was harmed,
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and as for the humans,
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oh, nothing but a
little wounded pride...
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and one severed earlobe.
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- Oh!
- Ouch! Yeah!
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Yes, everything you saw
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was part of a carefully orchestrated,
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entirely deliberate stunt.
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Oh, well, it seems
to have worked, Moira.
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With over more than 2 million views
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in less than 24 hours,
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this video has created an
incredible buzz for the movie,
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which, as of right now,
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is officially trending on Interflix.
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It is?!
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Well, if you're saying it's a smash hit,
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then I'm just going to have
to take your word for it.
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As well as the word of
millions of streamers
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across the internet, I suppose.
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You know, the brilliant
thing about being on streaming
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is that one can start
the movie at any point,
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any time they like.
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You know, Moira, I
think it's safe to say
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you are officially back in the game!
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Yes!
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Well, you heard it here first!
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Do not adjust your sets!
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Excuse me, but I'd be remiss
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if I didn't acknowledge
my daughter, Alexis Rose.
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This whole PR coup d'état never
would've happened without her.
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Honestly, we just had fun with it.
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Can't hear you. Poor dear's not mic'd.
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Well, looks like there's
no stopping you two now!
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- Congratulations!
- Hmhm.
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Thank you!
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- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe -
-- for www.addic7ed.com --
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Gentlemen. Morning.
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I believe you've met my roommate, Bob.
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- Roommate?
- Mm-hmm.
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Yeah. Uh, Ronnie's been nice enough
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to let me stay in her guest room,
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ever since Gwen...
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took the house.
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Yeah. And as much as I'm
enjoying the slumber party,
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I really think that Bob
could use a change of scenery.
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Maybe he could crash here for a night...
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or six?
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- Uh, yeah...
- I don't think we, uh,
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we have any clean rooms available.
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Oh, I... I don't mind a dirty room.
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I hope that doesn't sound as sad as...
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as it feels.
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Bob, why, why don't you take a seat?
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And grab some water while you're at it,
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'cause you should really
hydrate after all that crying.
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Gwen used to love water.
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Okay, I feel badly for Bob,
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but it's not a good look
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to have him wallowing around here.
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Well, where do
you want the guy to wallow?
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I mean, Johnny, there's
plenty of sad people
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staying at this motel.
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That's not exactly how I'd
describe our guests, Roland.
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Well, I'm just saying,
maybe he could meet
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a fellow wallower here?
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Oh, it'd be really nice
if Bob could meet somebody
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'cause from what I hear,
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Gwen isn't exactly sitting at home.
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Or, what if...
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we take Bob out for the evening
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and kind of act as his wing-men
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Johnny, you know, the whole dating scene
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has kind of changed a
little since you were single.
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First off, we now have electricity.
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Okay, all right, are you in or not?
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Ooh, I'm in. 'Cause I
don't wanna miss a chance
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to see how this plays out.
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- Bob?
- Well, it... it would be so nice
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to not be completely alone for a night.
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Uh, lucky Gwen,
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she has another one of
her male cousins visiting.
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- This coffee's delicious.
- Thank you.
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Yeah, it's... it's sort
of burning my hand a bit
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because I can't put it down on anything.
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David, you know that the new
coffee table is coming today,
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and that it takes a little
bit longer when it's handmade.
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Handmade, yeah.
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You know what I think you should do?
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Just come over here and relax for a bit.
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Sit down, we could put our...
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our feet up on the...
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You happy now?
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Just do me a favour and watch these,
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- and don't eat them.
- Mm. No guarantees.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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- Coffee table for Patrick?
- That's me, yeah.
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You look super familiar.
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Have we ordered from you before?
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Uh, I don't know. I...
I get a lot of orders.
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- Do you mind if I uh... ?
- Yeah, come on in.
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Uh, it's just right there. Yeah.
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'Kay.
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I'm sorry, this is who made your table?
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- David!
- Hi.
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- What're you doing here?
- Okay. Muah.
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Wow. We're still doing that.
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Uh, this is my boyfriend's place.
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- Fiancé.
- Fiancé.
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Yeah. Now I remember
where we met before.
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- Stevie's apartment.
- At Stevie's.
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Bingo. I'm sorry for not remembering.
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- I meet a lot of people.
- Mm.
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That is a great sweater, by the way.
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- It really brings out your lips.
- Okay.
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Well, thank you for the coffee table.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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I am also wearing a sweater.
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A lot of sweat went into this one.
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This is one of my best
pieces. You got great taste.
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And from the looks of it, so does David.
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Okay. I'm gonna go uh...
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you know, I'm gonna check on the...
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- Perfect! Yeah.
- Pancakes.
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Say, you know what? I was
just planning on having
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a chill night in, but
if you guys are free,
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I'd love for you to come
by for a whiskey or...
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- whatever.
- O...Kay.
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You know...
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You know what? We'll, we'll
think about that for a sec
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- and see, and see.
- Great!
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- Hope to see you tonight.
- Okay.
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And for what it's worth,
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you guys make a beautiful couple.
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Thank you so much.
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- What?
- No, you're just, your face
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is all red. It's beet red.
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- It is not!
- Mm-hmm. It's flush.
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- Hey, babe!
- Hey, babe!
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Oh my God! Where are
you? Is that the ocean?
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I wish. It's a poster of the ocean.
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'Cause I'm actually in
Stewart's dorm room right now
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because mine got evacuated last night -
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small fire ants issue.
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Yikes! Hope everything's okay.
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It was a real "Fyre Fest."
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You do not wanna see
Krista's ankles today.
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But, it's all good.
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We'll be getting our dorms back in...
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better shape than we left 'em.
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- Can't wait.
- Let's talk about you!
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Everyone here has been
watching your video!
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And to think it was all fake?
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Totally fake. Isn't that wild?
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And all of these PR agencies
from New York are calling
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to ask me how I did it.
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How did you do it?
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Um, it's like a little
bit too complicated
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- to explain over this.
- Hi, Theodore!
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Gorgeous view!
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Hi, Mrs. Rose! Congrats on the movie!
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That last scene where
you leap from your nest
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only to discover that your wings
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- aren't developed enough yet...
- Oh, you're too kind.
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The Daily Mail called
it a "flap for the ages!"
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Okay, can I have my
boyfriend back now, please?
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Hm.
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Oh!
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It's Buzzfeed calling
about the 10 goriest
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Clara Mandrake accidents from the film.
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Best we take it.
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And don't forget, we
have a conference call
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with the Interflix PR
people in a tight 15.
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- Okay.
- Wow,
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it seems like you've got
a lot going on, Alexis.
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Yes, but not too much for you.
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No, don't worry about me,
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you're obviously in high demand.
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Alexis! They're asking about co-stars.
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I can't be expected to
remember everyone I meet!
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Mm. Okay, okay. Well,
I guess I do have to go,
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but I will see you in a few days
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and I can't wait!
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- I can't wait either.
- Alexis!
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Okay, I'm coming. Ugh!
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Okay, love you! Love you-
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Ooh!
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I don't think we're
the same size, Johnny.
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I might have a trouble fitting
tissues into these pockets.
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Oh, you won't need tissues.
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There'll be no crying tonight, Bob.
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You look like a million bucks.
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Well, actually,
Bob, in Johnny's suit there,
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you look like a guy
who had a million bucks,
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but then lost it.
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Very funny, Roland.
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Now, the suit works, Bob.
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Bob, in my experience,
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it doesn't matter what you wear.
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It's all about being yourself.
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I think the last person
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Bob wants to be right now is himself.
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I agree with Roland.
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I don't know if I can speak
on behalf of women here...
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You can't.
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Moira used to say, when she was single,
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she would always be attracted to men
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who could make her laugh.
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How'd she end up with you?
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All right, why don't we
try a little test run here.
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Let's imagine we're in a bar.
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Ronnie, do you wanna be the
woman in this little scenario?
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- Not a chance.
- Okay. Mm!
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Move over. I... will be the woman.
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Okay. So we're in a bar
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and, uh, you see this very
intriguing looking gentleman.
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Okay.
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Hello, I'm...
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- I'm Gwen.
- Oh...
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- You had to pick Gwen?
- I'm sorry,
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I saw Bob standing there
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and that was the first
name I thought of.
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- They're always together.
- Okay. Hold it together.
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- Pick another name!
- Okay, all right.
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Uh... okay, yeah.
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Hi. I'm Ronnie.
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That's my friend Gwen. Oh...
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Okay, this is a disaster.
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Thank you, Roland. I'll
take over from here.
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Bob, honestly,
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You know, just a few runs and...
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you're gonna be drowning
in phone numbers.
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No. No...
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I... I can't breathe.
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Ooh.
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You know what? Jake did
a great job with this.
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Mm-hmm. I was just about to say
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this coffee table really
brings out your lips.
254
00:09:59,655 --> 00:10:01,409
Okay, what? I can't compliment the guy?
255
00:10:01,434 --> 00:10:04,364
He's talented. You know, he's
like a, a one-man operation.
256
00:10:04,389 --> 00:10:05,990
Not in my experience.
257
00:10:06,015 --> 00:10:07,850
And I think it was very nice of him
258
00:10:07,875 --> 00:10:09,408
to invite us for drinks tonight.
259
00:10:09,433 --> 00:10:11,400
- Wasn't it?
- Yes, it was. It was very nice
260
00:10:11,425 --> 00:10:13,022
and I think that we should
get back to him about it.
261
00:10:13,047 --> 00:10:16,287
About going to his place
for "a whiskey or whatever"?
262
00:10:16,406 --> 00:10:17,940
David, I'm fine to have drinks
263
00:10:17,965 --> 00:10:20,300
- with one of your exes, okay?
- Okay, first of all,
264
00:10:20,325 --> 00:10:22,662
Jake is nobody's ex and everybody's ex.
265
00:10:22,687 --> 00:10:25,686
And second of all, going
to Jake's for a drink
266
00:10:25,711 --> 00:10:28,186
is never just going
to Jake's for a drink.
267
00:10:28,545 --> 00:10:30,584
Oh... oh. So you...
268
00:10:30,781 --> 00:10:33,783
okay, so you think he
invited us over to... to... ?
269
00:10:34,061 --> 00:10:36,196
- Yes, I do. Yeah.
- Yeah.
270
00:10:36,221 --> 00:10:37,999
Well, in that case, we
definitely shouldn't go.
271
00:10:38,023 --> 00:10:40,291
'Cause we're not really
the kind of couple that...
272
00:10:40,316 --> 00:10:41,842
- Mm-hmm.
- Yeah...
273
00:10:42,561 --> 00:10:44,319
That being said,
274
00:10:44,582 --> 00:10:47,295
if we ever did decide to...
275
00:10:48,233 --> 00:10:50,802
have "a whiskey" with someone,
276
00:10:50,827 --> 00:10:52,756
Jake would be the person to do that with
277
00:10:52,844 --> 00:10:55,279
because he literally
doesn't care about anything.
278
00:10:55,304 --> 00:10:56,905
So just...
279
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I'm just throwing it out there.
280
00:11:00,321 --> 00:11:02,490
I mean, we always have
the option of going
281
00:11:02,515 --> 00:11:04,850
and just having a whiskey.
282
00:11:04,875 --> 00:11:07,428
Okay. And I always have the
option of online shopping
283
00:11:07,453 --> 00:11:09,454
and just putting things in the cart.
284
00:11:09,479 --> 00:11:11,615
That's not gonna happen.
285
00:11:13,717 --> 00:11:16,240
Um... what's all this?
286
00:11:16,326 --> 00:11:17,860
They just keep coming.
287
00:11:18,563 --> 00:11:20,240
Well, congratulations.
288
00:11:20,265 --> 00:11:21,514
That must mean everyone's happy.
289
00:11:21,569 --> 00:11:23,170
Oh, very happy, yes.
290
00:11:23,347 --> 00:11:25,794
Thanks to your little
attack of the corvidae,
291
00:11:25,819 --> 00:11:28,864
we are Interflix's number
one stream of the day.
292
00:11:28,889 --> 00:11:30,623
Tied only with the fourth season
293
00:11:30,648 --> 00:11:32,148
of "Caroline in the City."
294
00:11:32,370 --> 00:11:33,990
From Interflix.
295
00:11:35,446 --> 00:11:37,084
"To Alexis,
296
00:11:37,885 --> 00:11:39,852
congratulations and thank you.
297
00:11:39,877 --> 00:11:42,346
The competition is eating crow."
298
00:11:42,648 --> 00:11:45,283
"Love, your new best
friends at Interflix."
299
00:11:47,014 --> 00:11:48,287
They're all for you.
300
00:11:50,540 --> 00:11:52,441
Not those - those are from Joyce Dewitt.
301
00:11:53,056 --> 00:11:54,717
I didn't want to overwhelm you, dear,
302
00:11:54,742 --> 00:11:56,876
I know you're being pulled
in another direction.
303
00:11:57,439 --> 00:12:01,141
Though, you might find a
bit more delectation in this.
304
00:12:01,507 --> 00:12:04,298
No, I do. I... I just like
haven't received flowers
305
00:12:04,323 --> 00:12:06,691
from someone I wasn't... friends with.
306
00:12:08,956 --> 00:12:10,456
What do I do?
307
00:12:10,481 --> 00:12:12,082
What do you want to do?
308
00:12:12,107 --> 00:12:13,929
I can't leave now.
309
00:12:13,954 --> 00:12:15,554
If you're worried about the flowers,
310
00:12:15,579 --> 00:12:17,013
they'll likely be dead in a week.
311
00:12:17,038 --> 00:12:18,572
Yeah, like my career if I walk away
312
00:12:18,597 --> 00:12:20,331
with everything that's going on.
313
00:12:20,574 --> 00:12:22,214
I've already made Ted
wait an extra month.
314
00:12:22,239 --> 00:12:24,674
I can't... back out now.
315
00:12:24,978 --> 00:12:27,886
So you... you weigh your options.
316
00:12:28,227 --> 00:12:30,028
On the one hand, you are perched
317
00:12:30,053 --> 00:12:32,288
on the precipice of a dream come true
318
00:12:32,520 --> 00:12:35,954
and you can jump knowing,
possibly for the first time,
319
00:12:35,979 --> 00:12:37,834
that you can succeed at anything
320
00:12:37,859 --> 00:12:39,926
to which you put your mind.
321
00:12:40,803 --> 00:12:42,637
And on the other hand?
322
00:12:42,723 --> 00:12:45,158
- What other hand?
- Ted!
323
00:12:45,183 --> 00:12:47,851
Dear Ted.
324
00:12:47,876 --> 00:12:49,577
Yes, this is a quandary.
325
00:12:59,449 --> 00:13:02,178
Well, things seem to be going well.
326
00:13:02,889 --> 00:13:05,181
Yeah, look, they're standing
pretty close together.
327
00:13:05,206 --> 00:13:06,405
That must be a good sign.
328
00:13:06,430 --> 00:13:07,841
Yeah, and he's not crossing his arms.
329
00:13:07,866 --> 00:13:10,386
That's good body language.
And... they're hugging!
330
00:13:10,411 --> 00:13:11,647
Uh-huh.
331
00:13:11,672 --> 00:13:13,606
And... now he's walking away. Okay.
332
00:13:13,850 --> 00:13:16,183
Well? How'd it go, Bob?
333
00:13:16,208 --> 00:13:18,318
It looked like you two were hitting off.
334
00:13:18,419 --> 00:13:19,753
What're the odds of...
335
00:13:19,778 --> 00:13:21,559
running into my marriage counselor here?
336
00:13:21,584 --> 00:13:23,806
I'm sorry, did you just say
337
00:13:23,831 --> 00:13:25,431
you picked up your marriage counselor?
338
00:13:25,456 --> 00:13:26,622
No.
339
00:13:26,647 --> 00:13:29,349
I'm saying she told me
she can't keep seeing me.
340
00:13:29,572 --> 00:13:31,773
Apparently, there's
a conflict of interest
341
00:13:31,798 --> 00:13:34,433
and, uh, she's chosen to go with Gwen.
342
00:13:34,783 --> 00:13:36,717
But... I can't blame her.
343
00:13:37,482 --> 00:13:38,882
Okay,
344
00:13:39,172 --> 00:13:41,239
can we try my system now?
345
00:13:41,426 --> 00:13:43,677
We all laugh, on the count of three,
346
00:13:43,702 --> 00:13:45,770
as if Bob just told a very funny joke.
347
00:13:45,795 --> 00:13:47,496
Oh, no pressure.
348
00:13:47,521 --> 00:13:49,545
Well, you don't actually
have to tell a joke, Bob.
349
00:13:49,570 --> 00:13:51,404
Just act like you did.
350
00:13:51,429 --> 00:13:55,064
And that might attract uh...
you know, someone's attention.
351
00:13:55,474 --> 00:13:56,857
What if they ask me what I said?
352
00:13:56,882 --> 00:13:58,526
Well, they're not gonna
ask you what you said.
353
00:13:58,551 --> 00:14:00,018
I don't know, Johnny.
354
00:14:00,043 --> 00:14:02,076
This sounds like a
really complicated plan.
355
00:14:02,152 --> 00:14:03,986
- Mm-hmm.
- It couldn't be more simple.
356
00:14:04,011 --> 00:14:06,467
Just follow my lead.
357
00:14:16,936 --> 00:14:19,137
It's working. It's working. Working.
358
00:14:19,238 --> 00:14:20,872
Is something funny?
359
00:14:20,897 --> 00:14:22,431
Well, now that you mention it...
360
00:14:22,456 --> 00:14:23,951
Because it looked like
you were laughing at me.
361
00:14:25,468 --> 00:14:29,334
No, It's, it's just my very
available friend, Bob here,
362
00:14:29,359 --> 00:14:31,694
just said something so funny.
363
00:14:31,719 --> 00:14:34,240
- What'd you say?
- You said they wouldn't ask.
364
00:14:34,265 --> 00:14:36,767
Okay, I'm not
saying I'm bailing on this,
365
00:14:36,792 --> 00:14:39,518
but... I think I'm
gonna go mingle and...
366
00:14:39,543 --> 00:14:41,844
I might not come back.
367
00:14:41,869 --> 00:14:44,504
It's not so much, uh, what he said,
368
00:14:44,529 --> 00:14:47,732
it was just, uh, it was a
funny observation.
369
00:14:47,757 --> 00:14:50,725
Well, next time, observe someone else.
370
00:14:53,780 --> 00:14:56,335
Crrrash and burn, Johnny.
371
00:14:56,360 --> 00:14:59,362
Boy, I... I buckled under the pressure.
372
00:14:59,777 --> 00:15:02,412
But she was a dead ringer for Gwen.
373
00:15:07,065 --> 00:15:10,335
Oh, didn't know we were
bringing our friends tonight.
374
00:15:10,360 --> 00:15:12,071
'Kay, I knew I shouldn't
have worn this shirt.
375
00:15:12,096 --> 00:15:13,997
No, it's nice, it's nice. Is it new?
376
00:15:14,022 --> 00:15:15,663
And does it come in an adult size?
377
00:15:15,688 --> 00:15:17,905
It's not new. I just
haven't worn it yet.
378
00:15:17,930 --> 00:15:20,216
- So it is new then.
- Is that cologne I smell?
379
00:15:20,241 --> 00:15:22,609
No. This is a leather-scented
body moisturizer.
380
00:15:22,634 --> 00:15:25,569
So, you... you
moisturized your body then.
381
00:15:27,054 --> 00:15:28,999
You know what? Why don't we not do this?
382
00:15:29,024 --> 00:15:30,424
This is getting a bit complicated.
383
00:15:30,449 --> 00:15:32,250
The only thing that's complicated here
384
00:15:32,406 --> 00:15:33,706
is the length of your sleeves.
385
00:15:33,731 --> 00:15:35,332
Go long, go short. Just pick one.
386
00:15:35,357 --> 00:15:37,820
Um, as for this? If
one of us wants to leave
387
00:15:37,845 --> 00:15:39,389
and the other one wants to stay, then...
388
00:15:39,413 --> 00:15:41,648
- We both leave.
- We... both leave, yeah.
389
00:15:41,673 --> 00:15:45,754
So... I think you
should knock on the door
390
00:15:45,779 --> 00:15:48,714
because these arms
are nice and warmed up.
391
00:15:49,539 --> 00:15:51,406
All right.
392
00:15:53,360 --> 00:15:56,095
Hi, boys.
393
00:15:56,120 --> 00:15:58,055
So glad you could make it. Come on in.
394
00:16:02,736 --> 00:16:04,022
Oh wow.
395
00:16:04,408 --> 00:16:06,543
A lot of people are
here for drinks, David.
396
00:16:06,707 --> 00:16:08,107
Yeah, a few more are on their way.
397
00:16:08,175 --> 00:16:09,742
Make yourselves at home, boys.
398
00:16:09,843 --> 00:16:11,496
- Great shirt, by the way.
- Aw.
399
00:16:11,521 --> 00:16:13,687
Mm-hmm. Thanks. Um...
400
00:16:14,983 --> 00:16:18,193
- We left our wine in the car.
- Oh.
401
00:16:18,218 --> 00:16:19,719
So we should go get that.
402
00:16:19,820 --> 00:16:21,700
Oh, don't worry about
it. Plenty of vino here.
403
00:16:21,755 --> 00:16:24,157
Yeah, it's just that ours is um...
404
00:16:25,259 --> 00:16:26,726
- kosher.
- Mm.
405
00:16:26,827 --> 00:16:29,139
Well, hurry back. We're gonna
start the massage circle soon.
406
00:16:29,163 --> 00:16:30,897
- Oh...
- Don't wanna miss it.
407
00:16:30,998 --> 00:16:33,618
Think you're up for the massage circle?
408
00:16:33,643 --> 00:16:35,740
- This is way too many people.
- Yeah.
409
00:16:35,765 --> 00:16:37,513
You have your coat. We should go.
410
00:16:37,614 --> 00:16:39,348
And... Stevie?
411
00:16:39,905 --> 00:16:41,951
Oh... my God.
412
00:16:41,976 --> 00:16:43,743
Huh.
413
00:16:43,920 --> 00:16:45,421
What're you doing here?
414
00:16:45,446 --> 00:16:48,933
- What're you two doing here?
- We were...
415
00:16:48,958 --> 00:16:51,560
- We were just...
- Invited for drinks?
416
00:16:51,937 --> 00:16:53,219
I don't know what you're talking about.
417
00:16:53,244 --> 00:16:54,511
We came here to say hi
418
00:16:54,536 --> 00:16:56,031
- and now we're leaving.
- Mmhmm.
419
00:16:56,056 --> 00:16:58,324
Can I not have one thing for myself?
420
00:16:58,501 --> 00:17:00,502
No. Anyway, we're gonna go.
421
00:17:00,527 --> 00:17:01,894
You gonna come with?
422
00:17:02,200 --> 00:17:04,873
Uh... I still have
like... half a drink left,
423
00:17:04,898 --> 00:17:06,785
so I think I'm gonna
finish it here, and then...
424
00:17:06,810 --> 00:17:08,310
meet you guys later?
425
00:17:08,335 --> 00:17:10,169
- No, you won't.
- No, I won't.
426
00:17:10,346 --> 00:17:12,047
- Okay.
- Have fun.
427
00:17:12,361 --> 00:17:13,552
Bye.
428
00:17:23,259 --> 00:17:24,860
Hey, sorry I'm late.
429
00:17:24,885 --> 00:17:26,319
Myrtle was laying her eggs
430
00:17:26,344 --> 00:17:27,912
and the whole team was really excited.
431
00:17:27,937 --> 00:17:30,438
Mmm! Yeah, I bet. Fresh omelets.
432
00:17:30,646 --> 00:17:32,568
Well, Myrtle's a green sea turtle,
433
00:17:32,593 --> 00:17:34,646
and they only spawn every two years,
434
00:17:34,671 --> 00:17:36,839
so eating her eggs
would actually disrupt
435
00:17:36,864 --> 00:17:38,364
an entire ecosystem.
436
00:17:38,389 --> 00:17:40,290
Plus, there's like a ton of cholesterol.
437
00:17:40,543 --> 00:17:43,223
Mm. Um, well, it sounds
like you're super busy,
438
00:17:43,248 --> 00:17:45,450
so I don't wanna take
up too much of your time,
439
00:17:45,886 --> 00:17:48,416
um, but I actually wanted to
talk to you about something.
440
00:17:48,441 --> 00:17:50,061
I know what you're going to say, Alexis.
441
00:17:50,086 --> 00:17:52,887
- You do?
- I've been dropping the ball
442
00:17:52,912 --> 00:17:54,599
when it comes to our phone dates.
443
00:17:54,624 --> 00:17:57,159
Between juggling work and,
and the time difference...
444
00:17:57,184 --> 00:17:59,571
No, Ted, you haven't
done anything wrong.
445
00:17:59,596 --> 00:18:01,363
We've both been so busy with work,
446
00:18:01,388 --> 00:18:03,166
and then on top of all
of that, you've been...
447
00:18:03,266 --> 00:18:05,653
renovating your entire apartment for me.
448
00:18:05,678 --> 00:18:07,493
Well, I put some screens on the windows.
449
00:18:07,670 --> 00:18:09,438
I wouldn't really call it a renovation.
450
00:18:09,463 --> 00:18:11,364
Okay, well, you bought a juicer.
451
00:18:11,541 --> 00:18:14,886
Um, but the more I've
been thinking about it,
452
00:18:14,911 --> 00:18:17,691
the more I feel... like...
453
00:18:17,716 --> 00:18:19,903
- I think you should stay where you are.
- maybe I should stay here.
454
00:18:20,154 --> 00:18:22,622
Sorry, did, did you say something?
455
00:18:22,647 --> 00:18:25,153
No. Um... What did you say?
456
00:18:25,355 --> 00:18:27,933
I can't have you come here,
Alexis. You'll hate it.
457
00:18:27,958 --> 00:18:30,950
And I'm not just saying that
because the screens that I installed
458
00:18:30,975 --> 00:18:33,505
are actually attracting
more bugs somehow.
459
00:18:33,530 --> 00:18:37,377
But you'd be leaving everything
that you're doing to come here,
460
00:18:37,402 --> 00:18:40,502
and... I can't guarantee that
there won't have another trip
461
00:18:40,527 --> 00:18:42,863
that takes me away for days at a time.
462
00:18:43,098 --> 00:18:46,533
D-don't get me wrong,
I want you here so bad,
463
00:18:46,558 --> 00:18:47,804
but I know you.
464
00:18:47,829 --> 00:18:49,830
And no matter how many juicers I buy,
465
00:18:50,271 --> 00:18:52,050
this place just won't feel like home.
466
00:18:55,277 --> 00:18:58,292
Sorry. I can't tell
if the screen's frozen,
467
00:18:58,317 --> 00:18:59,738
or if you're just really shocked.
468
00:18:59,778 --> 00:19:02,123
But if you still want to come,
I'm not gonna tell you not to.
469
00:19:02,148 --> 00:19:04,097
No, no, no, no. Um...
470
00:19:04,122 --> 00:19:06,324
you've made some very valid points.
471
00:19:06,349 --> 00:19:08,001
Yeah. I didn't even tell you
472
00:19:08,026 --> 00:19:09,760
about the shared bathroom situation.
473
00:19:09,785 --> 00:19:12,072
Okay, well... maybe you
could've led with that.
474
00:19:12,097 --> 00:19:13,829
Would've saved us some time.
475
00:19:13,854 --> 00:19:16,622
Um, but I guess we just wait it out?
476
00:19:17,277 --> 00:19:19,045
Seems like our only option.
477
00:19:19,248 --> 00:19:21,516
Yeah, until somebody
invents teleportation.
478
00:19:23,331 --> 00:19:26,566
Okay, well, um... nobody's home,
479
00:19:26,839 --> 00:19:29,289
so why don't we start by teleporting you
480
00:19:29,314 --> 00:19:30,948
out of that shirt?
481
00:19:31,183 --> 00:19:32,917
That's not really how
teleportation works,
482
00:19:33,018 --> 00:19:34,619
but I think that I can...
483
00:19:34,644 --> 00:19:36,745
Aww... not again!
484
00:19:36,770 --> 00:19:39,399
I'm so sorry, uh, but the ants are back
485
00:19:39,424 --> 00:19:41,459
and, uh, I think what we're about to do
486
00:19:41,484 --> 00:19:44,052
probably wouldn't end very
well if a fire ant was involved.
487
00:19:44,469 --> 00:19:46,106
Um, rain check?
488
00:19:46,207 --> 00:19:47,908
Rain check.
489
00:19:47,933 --> 00:19:50,568
I love you!
490
00:19:50,593 --> 00:19:52,360
Uh, mm, oh!
491
00:19:53,572 --> 00:19:55,050
Love you.
492
00:20:02,961 --> 00:20:04,929
Hey, I'm heading out.
493
00:20:04,954 --> 00:20:06,455
Calling it a night?
494
00:20:06,480 --> 00:20:09,510
Well, actually, my
night is just beginning.
495
00:20:09,535 --> 00:20:12,679
Whoa... Welcome to the players' club.
496
00:20:12,704 --> 00:20:14,304
No, I'm not high-fiving that.
497
00:20:14,329 --> 00:20:16,830
Look, her name is Vanessa,
498
00:20:16,855 --> 00:20:19,018
and she has a very single,
499
00:20:19,043 --> 00:20:21,344
very attractive friend over there,
500
00:20:21,369 --> 00:20:22,500
who was just telling me about
501
00:20:22,525 --> 00:20:25,448
all the trouble she's
having with her car.
502
00:20:25,473 --> 00:20:27,574
Bob, this is right up your alley.
503
00:20:27,599 --> 00:20:30,086
Nobody knows their way
around cars like you.
504
00:20:30,111 --> 00:20:33,131
Yeah, I, uh, was really
hoping to not talk shop.
505
00:20:33,156 --> 00:20:35,391
Bob, just go over and talk to her.
506
00:20:35,416 --> 00:20:37,284
Look, be yourself.
507
00:20:37,775 --> 00:20:40,043
Have a mint. Go, go, go, go.
508
00:20:42,452 --> 00:20:44,052
And that, gentlemen,
509
00:20:44,403 --> 00:20:46,638
is how it's done. Bye!
510
00:20:49,198 --> 00:20:51,966
You know, Roland, I do
not miss being single.
511
00:20:51,991 --> 00:20:53,892
Whoa, here's to that.
512
00:20:54,326 --> 00:20:55,860
Cheers, my friend.
513
00:20:55,970 --> 00:20:58,872
Not that I didn't have fun in my day.
514
00:20:58,897 --> 00:21:00,998
They actually used to
call me "the closer."
515
00:21:01,175 --> 00:21:03,143
Yeah. Well, that was probably
516
00:21:03,168 --> 00:21:05,188
because women used to close
out their tabs and go home
517
00:21:05,213 --> 00:21:06,780
when you came into the bar.
518
00:21:06,805 --> 00:21:08,691
All right, speaking of closing out tabs,
519
00:21:08,716 --> 00:21:10,183
I think we should get out of here.
520
00:21:10,208 --> 00:21:12,086
Which is what the women
used to say to each other
521
00:21:12,111 --> 00:21:13,839
when they saw you
walking through the door.
522
00:21:13,864 --> 00:21:15,932
I'm not setting you up anymore, Roland.
523
00:21:15,957 --> 00:21:17,624
Which is that what your matchmaker said!
524
00:21:17,649 --> 00:21:19,414
Oh boy...
525
00:21:19,438 --> 00:21:24,438
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