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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:25,000 https://t.me/RickyChannel 2 00:00:23,756 --> 00:00:29,087 The first time I made someone laugh I was in the first grade. 3 00:00:29,320 --> 00:00:32,254 It was a play, and it was about a farm. 4 00:00:32,256 --> 00:00:33,686 And I was a cow. 5 00:00:33,688 --> 00:00:36,621 Every kid in the play had one line. 6 00:00:36,623 --> 00:00:38,354 We would march up to the microphone, 7 00:00:38,356 --> 00:00:39,886 and say our line and then that was it. 8 00:00:39,888 --> 00:00:41,720 I was such a little try-hard. 9 00:00:41,722 --> 00:00:44,387 I practiced my line over and over again. 10 00:00:44,389 --> 00:00:47,653 So I could get it right and everyone would love me. 11 00:00:47,655 --> 00:00:51,522 And by the time it was my turn, I was so ready. 12 00:00:51,524 --> 00:00:54,388 I just marched right up to the microphone 13 00:00:54,390 --> 00:00:58,287 and I said my line really loud and confidently. 14 00:00:58,289 --> 00:00:59,822 What should we do? 15 00:01:01,823 --> 00:01:03,455 They just started laughing. 16 00:01:03,457 --> 00:01:06,722 That was not the reaction I was expecting. 17 00:01:06,724 --> 00:01:08,755 I thought I had blown my shot, 18 00:01:08,757 --> 00:01:11,187 I thought I had blown my one line. 19 00:01:11,189 --> 00:01:13,321 I was washed up at age 7, 20 00:01:13,323 --> 00:01:16,554 And I went backstage and I was beating myself up. 21 00:01:16,556 --> 00:01:18,488 Like, "Emily, you suck... 22 00:01:18,490 --> 00:01:21,258 "Can't you go one day without fucking something up?" 23 00:01:21,524 --> 00:01:23,623 When my mom came backstage to congratulate me, 24 00:01:23,625 --> 00:01:25,489 I was just so upset. 25 00:01:25,491 --> 00:01:28,522 I asked her, "Why were they laughing at me? 26 00:01:28,524 --> 00:01:29,890 "Did I do something wrong?" 27 00:01:29,892 --> 00:01:32,822 And she just smiled and she said, 28 00:01:32,824 --> 00:01:35,923 "They weren't laughing at you because you did something wrong. 29 00:01:35,925 --> 00:01:38,724 "They were laughing at you because you're funny." 30 00:01:38,726 --> 00:01:40,357 It was like a light switch 31 00:01:40,359 --> 00:01:42,356 went off in my brain and I thought, 32 00:01:42,358 --> 00:01:45,724 "Hey, if I can make people laugh on accident, 33 00:01:45,726 --> 00:01:47,822 "maybe I could do it on purpose. 34 00:01:47,824 --> 00:01:52,092 "And I've been trying to do it on purpose ever since." 35 00:01:58,826 --> 00:02:00,693 So, do you have some stuff prepared for us? 36 00:02:01,225 --> 00:02:03,692 Yes, I have some characters and some impressions. 37 00:02:04,193 --> 00:02:05,694 Great. You have one minute. 38 00:02:06,660 --> 00:02:09,423 Wait, excuse me, I thought that we... 39 00:02:09,425 --> 00:02:11,094 I was told I had three minutes. 40 00:02:11,292 --> 00:02:13,727 You did, but your story took so long. 41 00:02:15,894 --> 00:02:17,359 There's a lot of people waiting. 42 00:02:19,659 --> 00:02:21,424 Right, okay... 43 00:02:21,426 --> 00:02:22,626 Sure... 44 00:02:25,694 --> 00:02:30,261 This first impression is Holly Hunter at a garage sale. 45 00:02:31,161 --> 00:02:33,625 Hi, excuse me, miss. How much is this stainless steel serving saucer? 46 00:02:33,627 --> 00:02:35,791 What? It's not for sale? I don't understand. 47 00:02:35,793 --> 00:02:37,158 This is a garage sale, is it not? 48 00:02:37,160 --> 00:02:39,259 You listen here, I have 79 cents and I intend to spend it. 49 00:02:39,261 --> 00:02:40,726 Now tell me, how much is this children's book 50 00:02:40,728 --> 00:02:42,193 "Sally Sells Seashells by the Sea Shore"? 51 00:02:42,195 --> 00:02:44,460 A dollar? Shoot. What about this Scissor Sisters CD? 52 00:02:44,462 --> 00:02:48,661 This is a little boy trying to be macho in a mirror. 53 00:02:51,261 --> 00:02:52,526 We're divorced. 54 00:02:52,528 --> 00:02:54,029 OK... 55 00:02:56,462 --> 00:02:59,162 This is the girl who's always cold. 56 00:03:00,894 --> 00:03:02,029 I'm cold. 57 00:03:03,063 --> 00:03:05,296 Brrrrrr... 58 00:03:05,830 --> 00:03:07,030 No, I don't want your jacket. 59 00:03:08,362 --> 00:03:09,594 This is Kristen Wig discovering a murder scene. 60 00:03:09,596 --> 00:03:12,528 Oh my God, he's dead. Somebody killed him. 61 00:03:12,530 --> 00:03:14,162 Help, quick. Call 911. 62 00:03:14,861 --> 00:03:16,795 This is a pug turning into a baby. 63 00:03:26,363 --> 00:03:28,328 This an impression of a Vine video 64 00:03:28,330 --> 00:03:30,031 of a girl at a Beyoncé concert. 65 00:03:32,662 --> 00:03:34,563 Oh my God, Beyoncé! 66 00:03:37,929 --> 00:03:39,761 Oh my God, Beyoncé! 67 00:03:43,596 --> 00:03:45,064 Oh my God, Beyonce! 68 00:03:46,730 --> 00:03:48,130 Okay. 69 00:06:41,171 --> 00:06:41,903 Hey, guys. 70 00:06:41,905 --> 00:06:43,036 Hey, Emily. 71 00:06:43,038 --> 00:06:44,138 Where the hell have you been, Emily? 72 00:06:44,140 --> 00:06:45,837 It's two in the goddamn afternoon. 73 00:06:45,839 --> 00:06:50,938 I had an audition this morning which I told you about yesterday. 74 00:06:50,940 --> 00:06:52,770 This is a team, Emily. 75 00:06:52,772 --> 00:06:54,638 You want to be a part of it or not? 76 00:06:54,640 --> 00:06:55,805 It's editing. 77 00:06:55,807 --> 00:06:56,669 You don't do it as a team, you do it alone. 78 00:06:56,671 --> 00:06:57,904 But we're doing it together. 79 00:06:57,906 --> 00:07:02,303 Okay, I'm sorry. It ran long and traffic was... 80 00:07:02,305 --> 00:07:03,639 Just show me what you've got. 81 00:07:07,540 --> 00:07:09,837 As Pharmtech pharmaceutical reps, 82 00:07:09,839 --> 00:07:12,904 we're here to connect patients with life-altering prescriptions 83 00:07:12,906 --> 00:07:15,073 they didn't even know they needed. 84 00:07:15,274 --> 00:07:17,937 So talk to your doctor about talking to their patients 85 00:07:17,939 --> 00:07:20,604 about the benefits of Hupertan Rx. 86 00:07:20,606 --> 00:07:23,240 Because no one should feel sleepy. 87 00:07:24,240 --> 00:07:26,237 Fine, export this cut, 88 00:07:26,239 --> 00:07:29,608 and get it to Brinson by the end of day for approval. 89 00:07:32,275 --> 00:07:33,207 Jesus. 90 00:07:34,374 --> 00:07:35,505 Sorry to keep you waiting. Have a seat. 91 00:07:35,507 --> 00:07:36,208 Why? 92 00:07:37,073 --> 00:07:37,838 I got your chart back and... 93 00:07:37,840 --> 00:07:38,771 You don't got a butt. 94 00:07:41,906 --> 00:07:43,373 I just don't understand. What do you mean, Mr. But Butts? 95 00:07:43,375 --> 00:07:44,640 Hey... 96 00:07:44,642 --> 00:07:46,739 It's Dr. Butt Butts to you! 97 00:07:48,808 --> 00:07:50,940 Thanks so much, that's our show! 98 00:07:56,808 --> 00:07:58,543 That was perfect... 99 00:07:59,408 --> 00:08:02,806 Hey guys! Great job tonight, that was so good! 100 00:08:02,808 --> 00:08:05,276 You wanna go in?. 101 00:08:07,177 --> 00:08:09,207 That improv was so good for being drunk. 102 00:08:09,209 --> 00:08:10,339 I know. I know. 103 00:08:10,341 --> 00:08:12,510 - And like you had...? - I was drunk. 104 00:08:13,876 --> 00:08:15,473 I haven't seen you around the theatre. 105 00:08:15,475 --> 00:08:16,675 Are you new in town? 106 00:08:16,677 --> 00:08:19,542 No, I've been around pretty much constantly. 107 00:08:19,544 --> 00:08:21,177 I moved from Austin about two years ago. 108 00:08:21,442 --> 00:08:23,243 Dude, I love Austin. 109 00:08:23,444 --> 00:08:25,245 South By Southwest! 110 00:08:25,477 --> 00:08:27,009 Yeah. 111 00:08:27,011 --> 00:08:29,574 Austin, it's pretty great, but they call it "The Velvet Rut," 112 00:08:29,576 --> 00:08:33,308 because it's so laid back that people there lose their ambition. 113 00:08:33,310 --> 00:08:34,841 Velvet Rut, that's a good name for something. 114 00:08:34,843 --> 00:08:36,177 That's funny. 115 00:08:37,977 --> 00:08:40,512 Did you guys know that Emily's got over 20 million views on YouTube? 116 00:08:40,712 --> 00:08:41,775 Oh, my God. 117 00:08:41,777 --> 00:08:42,742 She's like a celebrity. 118 00:08:42,744 --> 00:08:45,375 It's exclusively from perverts, 119 00:08:45,377 --> 00:08:46,708 mostly in the Ukraine. 120 00:08:46,710 --> 00:08:47,909 Oh my God. 121 00:08:47,911 --> 00:08:50,176 It's just this one video that got out of control. 122 00:08:50,178 --> 00:08:51,377 What's the vid? 123 00:08:51,379 --> 00:08:53,942 Honestly, it's too stupid to talk about. 124 00:08:53,944 --> 00:08:56,712 Wow, you have really low self-esteem. 125 00:09:02,545 --> 00:09:04,409 Lucas, you teach a 401, right? 126 00:09:04,411 --> 00:09:05,509 Are you going to take it for the eighth time? 127 00:09:05,511 --> 00:09:08,309 I'm taking it for the eighth time. 128 00:09:08,311 --> 00:09:09,677 I'm already enrolled. 129 00:09:09,679 --> 00:09:12,875 You want me to get you another round of something? 130 00:09:12,877 --> 00:09:14,244 Yeah, sure, that'd be great. 131 00:09:14,246 --> 00:09:17,714 And maybe later, I can take you home and fuck you? 132 00:09:50,613 --> 00:09:52,347 Emily... 133 00:09:55,380 --> 00:09:57,348 Hey, is this funny? 134 00:09:57,748 --> 00:09:59,346 Is this funny? 135 00:09:59,348 --> 00:09:59,748 What? 136 00:10:00,948 --> 00:10:03,781 Where there's smoke, there's me smoking weed? 137 00:10:04,415 --> 00:10:05,945 - Sure... - Yeah? 138 00:10:05,947 --> 00:10:07,479 - Uh-huh. - That's funny. 139 00:10:07,481 --> 00:10:08,547 Uh-huh. 140 00:10:17,815 --> 00:10:18,449 Woah! 141 00:10:19,181 --> 00:10:20,047 What are you doing? 142 00:10:20,049 --> 00:10:22,512 I'm just gonna tweet it out. 143 00:10:22,514 --> 00:10:24,215 - Dude, I'm... - I know. 144 00:10:24,448 --> 00:10:26,613 See, I didn't want to mess up the joke. 145 00:10:26,615 --> 00:10:28,314 I'm putting it away. 146 00:10:28,316 --> 00:10:29,913 Hey, Emily, I'm okay... 147 00:10:29,915 --> 00:10:30,914 We're okay? 148 00:10:30,916 --> 00:10:32,783 - Yeah. - Yeah, we're okay. 149 00:10:36,251 --> 00:10:37,781 What? Seriously? 150 00:10:37,783 --> 00:10:39,213 No, that's not my phone. 151 00:10:39,215 --> 00:10:42,449 Oh, fuck. Give me a minute. 152 00:10:46,784 --> 00:10:47,617 Oh, shit. 153 00:10:49,017 --> 00:10:51,514 It's my ex, I'm sorry. We haven't talked for a while. 154 00:10:51,516 --> 00:10:52,716 Oh, yeah. 155 00:11:00,684 --> 00:11:03,414 Hey, I'm sorry I didn't answer earlier 156 00:11:03,416 --> 00:11:06,084 I was swamped all day, is everything okay? 157 00:11:08,950 --> 00:11:10,451 Oh my God. 158 00:11:11,417 --> 00:11:12,051 Oh... 159 00:11:13,383 --> 00:11:15,317 Oh my God, oh my God. 160 00:11:16,518 --> 00:11:17,619 Ahhh... 161 00:11:18,651 --> 00:11:20,419 How long does he have? 162 00:11:21,351 --> 00:11:22,317 Oh, no! 163 00:11:23,485 --> 00:11:25,052 Oh my God. 164 00:11:44,852 --> 00:11:47,184 - Hi, let me help you here. - No. I got it. 165 00:11:47,186 --> 00:11:49,418 I've got plenty of room back here, 166 00:11:49,420 --> 00:11:52,250 - Come on, it's no problem. - I want to hold on to my bag. 167 00:11:52,252 --> 00:11:53,516 - You sure? - Yes. 168 00:11:53,518 --> 00:11:56,420 Okay, go ahead and get in the car. 169 00:11:56,885 --> 00:11:59,451 Right there. My name is Ida. 170 00:11:59,453 --> 00:12:03,487 ♪ Ida, Sweet as apple cider... 171 00:12:03,686 --> 00:12:05,520 Welcome to Austin! 172 00:12:12,519 --> 00:12:15,687 I hope you enjoy the trip. Is it business or pleasure? 173 00:12:17,687 --> 00:12:18,620 Neither. 174 00:12:19,720 --> 00:12:22,585 I'm a pretty good driver most of the time. 175 00:12:22,587 --> 00:12:25,555 I hope you give me five stars. 176 00:12:26,354 --> 00:12:27,953 It would be helpful. Oops! 177 00:12:27,955 --> 00:12:29,055 Oops. 178 00:12:41,454 --> 00:12:43,387 - Hi. - How can I help you? 179 00:12:43,389 --> 00:12:46,088 I'm here to see a patient, Mr. Roosevelt. 180 00:12:46,322 --> 00:12:47,685 And you are...? 181 00:12:47,687 --> 00:12:49,121 I'm his... 182 00:12:49,388 --> 00:12:50,522 He's my cat. 183 00:12:51,389 --> 00:12:53,156 I'll let the vet know you're here. 184 00:12:57,456 --> 00:12:58,322 Have a seat. 185 00:13:06,490 --> 00:13:07,557 Hey. 186 00:13:15,323 --> 00:13:16,424 You look great. 187 00:13:17,389 --> 00:13:18,191 Thank you. 188 00:13:18,490 --> 00:13:19,556 You look... 189 00:13:19,924 --> 00:13:20,590 very thin. 190 00:13:23,256 --> 00:13:24,089 So what happened? 191 00:13:25,190 --> 00:13:27,321 He hasn't been eating for a week. 192 00:13:27,323 --> 00:13:28,955 Why didn't you call me earlier? 193 00:13:28,957 --> 00:13:31,157 I didn't want to bother you. 194 00:13:31,690 --> 00:13:33,390 The vet says that... 195 00:13:33,924 --> 00:13:35,490 it's kidney failure. 196 00:13:48,325 --> 00:13:49,292 Hello. 197 00:13:52,357 --> 00:13:53,192 Hello. 198 00:13:54,758 --> 00:13:56,258 This is Celeste. 199 00:13:56,525 --> 00:13:57,392 My girlfriend. 200 00:13:58,557 --> 00:14:01,324 Your girlfriend? I didn't know you had a... 201 00:14:02,392 --> 00:14:03,857 It's so nice to meet you. 202 00:14:03,859 --> 00:14:04,957 I'm Emily. 203 00:14:04,959 --> 00:14:06,623 You've probably heard a lot about me. 204 00:14:06,625 --> 00:14:08,493 Not much, actually. 205 00:14:09,825 --> 00:14:10,794 Well... 206 00:14:11,791 --> 00:14:13,692 Thank you for being here. 207 00:14:14,225 --> 00:14:15,857 I know that he was my cat, 208 00:14:15,859 --> 00:14:17,957 but Mr. Roosevelt meant a lot to Eric. 209 00:14:17,959 --> 00:14:19,192 Yeah. 210 00:14:20,225 --> 00:14:22,526 Yeah, he means a lot to me too. 211 00:14:24,225 --> 00:14:26,527 Celeste and I live together. 212 00:14:27,425 --> 00:14:28,460 In our...? 213 00:14:29,725 --> 00:14:31,093 In my house. 214 00:14:33,893 --> 00:14:35,427 That's so nice. 215 00:14:46,194 --> 00:14:49,325 So we put him on fluids, and he perked up quite a bit. 216 00:14:49,327 --> 00:14:52,295 And then he took a turn for the worst. 217 00:14:52,562 --> 00:14:53,661 Worse. 218 00:14:53,961 --> 00:14:55,392 Worst. 219 00:14:55,394 --> 00:14:56,794 Which is it, turn for the worse? 220 00:14:57,395 --> 00:14:58,661 I never know. 221 00:14:59,228 --> 00:15:00,559 Turn for the worse... 222 00:15:00,561 --> 00:15:01,393 Right. 223 00:15:01,395 --> 00:15:02,128 Anyway... 224 00:15:05,561 --> 00:15:06,960 I'm sorry. 225 00:15:06,962 --> 00:15:08,858 He passed away. 226 00:15:17,962 --> 00:15:21,329 Who'll be handling the medical paperwork? 227 00:15:23,962 --> 00:15:27,793 The cremation process can take 24 to 48 hours, 228 00:15:27,795 --> 00:15:29,630 depending on the backlog. 229 00:15:30,429 --> 00:15:31,961 Can I see him...? 230 00:15:31,963 --> 00:15:32,826 Before? 231 00:15:32,828 --> 00:15:34,163 Of course. 232 00:15:35,595 --> 00:15:37,563 Have you decided on an urn? 233 00:15:45,396 --> 00:15:47,230 I'll take the second cheapest. 234 00:16:02,497 --> 00:16:03,597 Oh... 235 00:16:04,398 --> 00:16:05,632 Um... 236 00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:08,197 I guess I'll call you when he's done. 237 00:16:08,463 --> 00:16:12,497 And we can have a service to pay our respects and... 238 00:16:13,497 --> 00:16:18,198 Thank you for taking care of him while I was away. 239 00:16:20,464 --> 00:16:21,599 And... 240 00:16:22,398 --> 00:16:23,730 Sweetie... 241 00:16:23,732 --> 00:16:25,331 Shhh. 242 00:16:29,532 --> 00:16:31,166 It's gonna be okay. 243 00:16:36,398 --> 00:16:38,331 Well, I'll see you later. 244 00:16:41,398 --> 00:16:42,299 Where are you staying? 245 00:17:04,265 --> 00:17:05,697 Who wants some tea? 246 00:17:05,699 --> 00:17:07,400 Eric, Oolong? 247 00:17:07,934 --> 00:17:09,333 Yeah, sure. 248 00:17:11,733 --> 00:17:14,400 The house looks amazing. 249 00:17:15,466 --> 00:17:16,568 Celeste... 250 00:17:17,533 --> 00:17:19,733 You guys put in wood floors? 251 00:17:20,267 --> 00:17:22,399 Actually we had a contractor come in 252 00:17:22,401 --> 00:17:24,601 and rip out the carpet and... 253 00:17:24,899 --> 00:17:27,632 Apparently these were original to the house. 254 00:17:27,634 --> 00:17:29,669 I always hated the carpet. 255 00:17:30,366 --> 00:17:32,800 So this is the bathroom, which you knew, 256 00:17:32,802 --> 00:17:35,434 - but now has extra towels. - Fancy. 257 00:17:35,436 --> 00:17:36,767 And the guest room. 258 00:17:36,769 --> 00:17:39,469 Oh! Where's all your band stuff? 259 00:17:39,702 --> 00:17:41,600 Your guitars and your amps? 260 00:17:41,602 --> 00:17:42,370 Out in the shed. 261 00:17:43,869 --> 00:17:46,266 - You practice in the shed? - No, it's temporary storage. 262 00:17:46,268 --> 00:17:48,401 You know until I figure out where to put it. 263 00:17:54,268 --> 00:17:56,136 Why didn't you tell me about Celeste? 264 00:17:56,368 --> 00:17:58,403 Em, we haven't spoken 265 00:17:58,802 --> 00:18:01,668 since you broke up with me over the phone. 266 00:18:06,803 --> 00:18:07,502 Are you okay? 267 00:18:08,869 --> 00:18:08,935 Oh my God, are you kidding me? Of course I'm okay. 268 00:18:09,769 --> 00:18:10,933 I'm really happy for you. 269 00:18:10,935 --> 00:18:14,136 We gotta move on. We've all moved on. 270 00:18:14,437 --> 00:18:17,302 I was talking about Mr. Rosevelt. 271 00:18:18,803 --> 00:18:20,302 Oh... 272 00:18:20,304 --> 00:18:22,405 Yeah, I'll be okay. 273 00:18:23,903 --> 00:18:26,868 I don't really know what I'm going to do financially. 274 00:18:26,870 --> 00:18:31,172 Or how I'm gonna get back to LA. Flights are crazy expensive. 275 00:18:31,737 --> 00:18:33,334 This is good, right? 276 00:18:33,336 --> 00:18:34,770 This is... 277 00:18:36,503 --> 00:18:38,205 This is closure. 278 00:18:40,903 --> 00:18:41,805 Tea time. 279 00:18:42,671 --> 00:18:44,272 I hope I'm not interrupting. 280 00:18:45,437 --> 00:18:47,304 No, in fact I was just on my way out. 281 00:18:48,406 --> 00:18:50,806 Catch up as much as you need to. 282 00:18:51,271 --> 00:18:53,472 You should drink that while it's hot. 283 00:18:53,838 --> 00:18:55,236 Yes. 284 00:18:55,238 --> 00:18:56,705 That's usually how tea works. 285 00:18:57,406 --> 00:19:00,437 Well, let me know if you need anything. 286 00:19:00,439 --> 00:19:01,603 Okey dokey! 287 00:19:01,605 --> 00:19:03,105 Okey dokey... 288 00:19:03,738 --> 00:19:05,372 Eric, wait. 289 00:19:07,406 --> 00:19:08,703 Ummm... 290 00:19:08,705 --> 00:19:10,272 What's the WiFi password? 291 00:19:11,873 --> 00:19:13,506 Still the same. 292 00:19:13,805 --> 00:19:14,573 Cool. 293 00:20:19,608 --> 00:20:21,106 ...He felt her curves 294 00:20:21,108 --> 00:20:25,807 round his neck like a yoke he knows 295 00:20:25,809 --> 00:20:28,111 he'll never forget 296 00:20:28,642 --> 00:20:32,341 The way she cut through his bed 297 00:20:32,343 --> 00:20:36,610 Like a snake would bite through a cave of flesh 298 00:20:36,943 --> 00:20:39,844 But he holds her 299 00:20:40,943 --> 00:20:44,576 though she's broken 300 00:20:46,677 --> 00:20:52,643 He swears he don't care where she's been 301 00:20:55,678 --> 00:21:02,112 He's tired of being human 302 00:21:04,778 --> 00:21:07,776 He wears her close to the bone... 303 00:22:04,314 --> 00:22:07,445 KLONOPIN, take one tablet by mouth twice a day 304 00:22:08,614 --> 00:22:09,047 Emily? 305 00:22:10,280 --> 00:22:11,115 You okay? 306 00:22:12,414 --> 00:22:14,779 Yeah, I'm good, I'm good. I'm just urinating. 307 00:22:14,781 --> 00:22:18,681 Eric and I have reservations at Justine's tonight. 308 00:22:18,981 --> 00:22:21,911 And I'm sure you have other plans, but if you're not busy, 309 00:22:21,913 --> 00:22:24,681 then we'd love for you to join us and our friends. 310 00:22:25,814 --> 00:22:26,849 No, I don't have plans, 311 00:22:28,148 --> 00:22:29,512 but I'm sure I can figure something else out. 312 00:22:29,514 --> 00:22:30,412 Really? 313 00:22:30,414 --> 00:22:32,248 I know Eric wants you to come. 314 00:22:33,749 --> 00:22:34,912 He does? 315 00:22:34,914 --> 00:22:35,848 Yes. 316 00:22:39,949 --> 00:22:42,715 Emily, you don't have to be alone. 317 00:22:54,717 --> 00:22:56,484 That's a spiffy shirt. 318 00:22:58,250 --> 00:22:58,850 Thanks. 319 00:23:02,349 --> 00:23:03,582 It's a... 320 00:23:04,517 --> 00:23:06,217 breathable cotton. 321 00:23:07,617 --> 00:23:08,717 So... 322 00:23:12,749 --> 00:23:13,851 Everybody ready? 323 00:23:14,316 --> 00:23:15,617 Aye aye, captain. 324 00:23:17,484 --> 00:23:19,151 Do you want to change before we leave? 325 00:23:19,750 --> 00:23:22,452 Oh, I'm so sorry... 326 00:23:22,784 --> 00:23:25,315 When I took an emergency flight to Austin, 327 00:23:25,317 --> 00:23:27,683 I didn't exactly think to pack formal wear. 328 00:23:27,685 --> 00:23:29,549 That makes perfect sense. 329 00:23:29,551 --> 00:23:32,117 I'm sure I have something you can wear. 330 00:23:33,684 --> 00:23:34,617 Great. 331 00:23:35,950 --> 00:23:39,085 Why me, 332 00:23:40,818 --> 00:23:47,086 Why did you pick on my heart to break? 333 00:23:47,818 --> 00:23:51,453 Why did you have to fool me? 334 00:23:51,685 --> 00:23:56,318 So I would to propose a toast, to the memory of Mr. Roosevelt. 335 00:23:56,651 --> 00:23:57,519 Oh, Jess. 336 00:24:05,353 --> 00:24:08,349 I don't know if you guys notice anything different about me. 337 00:24:08,351 --> 00:24:09,454 I've been meditating. 338 00:24:10,985 --> 00:24:13,583 Yep, using an app called Mind Time. 339 00:24:13,585 --> 00:24:14,618 Thank you. 340 00:24:14,620 --> 00:24:15,717 It's awesome. 341 00:24:15,719 --> 00:24:17,585 He is so calm, so peaceful. 342 00:24:17,587 --> 00:24:19,483 - Present. - He's got this glow... 343 00:24:19,485 --> 00:24:20,483 I'm finally here. 344 00:24:20,485 --> 00:24:21,187 I can see it. 345 00:24:22,153 --> 00:24:22,754 - Free app? - Yeah, free. 346 00:24:24,018 --> 00:24:25,821 I'll send it to you guys. I get referrals... 347 00:24:27,852 --> 00:24:30,385 - Very cool. - It's awesome. 348 00:24:30,387 --> 00:24:32,653 It's like, I don't know, life-changing. 349 00:24:34,353 --> 00:24:36,151 So, Eric, how's your band doing? 350 00:24:36,153 --> 00:24:38,652 I saw you guys got a write-up in the Chronicle last year. 351 00:24:38,654 --> 00:24:40,719 Eric's taking a break from right now. 352 00:24:40,721 --> 00:24:42,354 He's getting his real estate license. 353 00:24:42,621 --> 00:24:44,918 - I love houses. - I know you do. 354 00:24:44,920 --> 00:24:47,685 Whoa, you're going to become a real estate agent? 355 00:24:47,687 --> 00:24:51,688 Yeah, they say if you sell one, you can be set for a year. 356 00:24:52,254 --> 00:24:55,452 I get that. We all do things we don't want to do for a while, 357 00:24:55,454 --> 00:24:57,786 so we can do the things that we really want to do. 358 00:24:57,788 --> 00:24:59,455 That's why I audition for commercials. 359 00:24:59,656 --> 00:25:01,920 It's more of a long-term thing. 360 00:25:01,922 --> 00:25:04,852 You know, music is great, and he's so good at it, but 361 00:25:04,854 --> 00:25:06,485 you can only do this band thing for so long 362 00:25:06,487 --> 00:25:09,552 before you have to start thinking about your future, right? 363 00:25:09,554 --> 00:25:10,222 Right. 364 00:25:11,120 --> 00:25:13,489 So. Emily, you're an actress? 365 00:25:14,355 --> 00:25:17,721 No. I'm actually more of a comedian. 366 00:25:17,723 --> 00:25:18,757 Which basically means 367 00:25:20,021 --> 00:25:20,520 I'm a less attractive version of an actress. 368 00:25:20,522 --> 00:25:22,155 Oh... 369 00:25:23,355 --> 00:25:24,720 Why would you say that? You're so beautiful. 370 00:25:24,722 --> 00:25:25,722 So cute. 371 00:25:27,289 --> 00:25:28,157 I'm joking. 372 00:25:29,023 --> 00:25:30,220 Yeah, but even if you're joking, 373 00:25:30,222 --> 00:25:33,223 it's not healthy to talk about yourself that way. 374 00:25:33,423 --> 00:25:34,955 So, Emily, you do stand-up? 375 00:25:34,957 --> 00:25:37,253 No, I don't do stand up comedy. 376 00:25:37,255 --> 00:25:40,123 It's hard to explain what I do... 377 00:25:41,424 --> 00:25:42,523 It's stupid. 378 00:25:43,524 --> 00:25:44,221 It's pretty dumb. 379 00:25:44,223 --> 00:25:46,290 Emily is so funny. 380 00:25:46,756 --> 00:25:49,255 You have over 50,000 YouTube subscribers, right? 381 00:25:49,257 --> 00:25:50,422 Wow! 382 00:25:50,424 --> 00:25:51,588 Really? Wow! 383 00:25:51,590 --> 00:25:52,955 You can really do something with that. 384 00:25:52,957 --> 00:25:54,289 I was just reading this article 385 00:25:54,291 --> 00:25:56,888 about a girl who was doing make-up tutorials online, 386 00:25:56,890 --> 00:25:58,821 and she accidentally got make-up in her eye, 387 00:25:58,823 --> 00:26:00,423 and she had this major freak-out. 388 00:26:00,425 --> 00:26:01,755 It was so real and so funny. 389 00:26:01,757 --> 00:26:04,256 So the video goes viral, 390 00:26:04,258 --> 00:26:05,890 and then she goes on the "Today" show, 391 00:26:05,892 --> 00:26:07,255 and based on its success, 392 00:26:07,257 --> 00:26:10,323 she was able to launch her own beauty tutorial channel, 393 00:26:10,325 --> 00:26:13,591 and she just came out with this big make-up line. 394 00:26:13,593 --> 00:26:15,890 Have you ever thought of doing something like that? 395 00:26:15,892 --> 00:26:17,723 No, I haven't. 396 00:26:17,725 --> 00:26:18,793 Why not? 397 00:26:21,458 --> 00:26:23,757 Oh, what about you, Celeste? 398 00:26:23,759 --> 00:26:25,524 I never found out what you do for a living. 399 00:26:25,526 --> 00:26:27,226 Celeste is an entrepreneur. 400 00:26:27,492 --> 00:26:28,493 Okay. 401 00:26:28,825 --> 00:26:30,223 What's that mean? 402 00:26:30,225 --> 00:26:33,326 Just a fancy French word. 403 00:26:34,460 --> 00:26:37,991 I worked for a social media firm when I was 25 and... 404 00:26:37,993 --> 00:26:40,991 I realized their client model wasn't sustainable cause 405 00:26:40,993 --> 00:26:43,225 it was fractured across too many platforms, 406 00:26:43,227 --> 00:26:44,260 so I quit, 407 00:26:45,726 --> 00:26:47,558 and I took my savings and teamed up with a fellow Penn grad, 408 00:26:47,560 --> 00:26:48,790 and we developed coding that 409 00:26:48,792 --> 00:26:51,424 integrates business's various online presences 410 00:26:51,426 --> 00:26:53,325 into one streamlined platform. 411 00:26:53,327 --> 00:26:56,257 It's still in product development right now but... 412 00:26:56,259 --> 00:26:58,393 There's been a lot of interest. 413 00:26:58,593 --> 00:26:59,426 Don't be humble. 414 00:27:00,593 --> 00:27:03,325 And she also makes her own greeting cards. 415 00:27:03,327 --> 00:27:04,392 I sent one to my grandma. 416 00:27:04,394 --> 00:27:05,426 - You did not, really?. - Yeah. 417 00:27:05,428 --> 00:27:07,525 You know they have them in six stores? 418 00:27:07,527 --> 00:27:08,359 What? 419 00:27:08,361 --> 00:27:09,857 Yeah. That's our Celeste. 420 00:27:09,859 --> 00:27:10,762 Wow! 421 00:27:11,961 --> 00:27:13,828 It's amazing how much bread you can eat. 422 00:27:14,294 --> 00:27:16,526 They're not charging for it, are they? 423 00:27:16,528 --> 00:27:19,358 No, it's not that, it's just I'm so gluten intolerant... 424 00:27:19,360 --> 00:27:21,660 Even a bite can throw off my diet for a week. 425 00:27:21,662 --> 00:27:23,559 Yeah, Celeste got me off bread too 426 00:27:23,561 --> 00:27:25,626 and I feel so much better. 427 00:27:25,628 --> 00:27:28,827 I thought I was gonna miss it, but I don't. 428 00:27:28,829 --> 00:27:30,862 Well, I for one love bread. 429 00:27:31,061 --> 00:27:32,692 Call me old-fashioned, okay? 430 00:27:32,694 --> 00:27:33,729 I'm jealous. 431 00:27:34,894 --> 00:27:36,126 So, Emily, I'm just a little confused. 432 00:27:36,128 --> 00:27:38,627 If you don't want to be making internet videos, 433 00:27:38,629 --> 00:27:40,760 and you don't want to be a standup comic and 434 00:27:40,762 --> 00:27:41,961 you're not an actress... 435 00:27:41,963 --> 00:27:44,130 What do you want to do? 436 00:27:44,628 --> 00:27:46,893 Why move to Los Angeles in the first place? 437 00:27:46,895 --> 00:27:47,763 Celeste... 438 00:27:48,829 --> 00:27:51,360 That's a really good question, Celeste. 439 00:27:51,362 --> 00:27:53,795 And the answer is... 440 00:27:54,262 --> 00:27:55,297 I don't know. 441 00:27:56,630 --> 00:27:58,298 I guess it was pretty fucking stupid of me, huh? 442 00:28:02,663 --> 00:28:05,131 Well, for a comedian, she's awfully serious. 443 00:28:11,730 --> 00:28:13,595 Shit! 444 00:28:13,597 --> 00:28:15,629 I'm so sorry. I'm sorry. 445 00:28:15,631 --> 00:28:16,927 No, no, leave it. 446 00:28:16,929 --> 00:28:18,361 Woah, what happened? 447 00:28:18,363 --> 00:28:19,794 Ouch! 448 00:28:19,796 --> 00:28:20,896 - Oh my God, are you okay? - I'm fine. Leave me alone! 449 00:28:20,898 --> 00:28:21,762 What the f, Jen! 450 00:28:21,764 --> 00:28:24,229 Suck a dick, Dustin, she's hurt. 451 00:28:24,231 --> 00:28:25,528 Come on, I got you. 452 00:28:25,530 --> 00:28:26,264 Wait, Em... 453 00:28:27,030 --> 00:28:28,131 It's okay. I got her. 454 00:28:29,564 --> 00:28:30,464 Okay. 455 00:28:31,264 --> 00:28:32,764 She has a hot mouth. 456 00:28:35,331 --> 00:28:36,229 Hey, let me see it. 457 00:28:36,231 --> 00:28:37,199 I'm so sorry. 458 00:28:38,532 --> 00:28:39,763 I don't know how I'm going to pay for all that food. 459 00:28:39,765 --> 00:28:41,395 Fuck that food. Who cares about that food? 460 00:28:41,397 --> 00:28:42,398 Let me see your hand. 461 00:28:51,432 --> 00:28:52,366 Hey... 462 00:28:52,732 --> 00:28:53,766 Are you Emily Martin? 463 00:28:55,499 --> 00:28:56,766 - Yeah? - Dude! 464 00:28:57,466 --> 00:28:58,467 Jen! 465 00:28:58,966 --> 00:28:59,732 Jen Morales. 466 00:29:01,132 --> 00:29:03,963 We talked for a second at the party on the East side. 467 00:29:03,965 --> 00:29:05,265 You were with Ravi. 468 00:29:06,765 --> 00:29:09,167 There was that band of girls that hits pots as instruments. 469 00:29:09,366 --> 00:29:11,334 Ahhh, Manic Pixie Jihad. 470 00:29:11,567 --> 00:29:12,730 - Yeah! - Yeah! 471 00:29:12,732 --> 00:29:15,997 Dude! Is it weird that I feel like I know you? 472 00:29:15,999 --> 00:29:18,465 People post your vids all the time. 473 00:29:18,467 --> 00:29:19,501 - They do? - Yeah. 474 00:29:20,899 --> 00:29:23,498 My mom's favorite one is that one of you in the bathtub. 475 00:29:23,500 --> 00:29:25,898 Hey, you're based out of LA? What are you doing out here? 476 00:29:25,900 --> 00:29:27,102 My cat died. 477 00:29:27,302 --> 00:29:28,634 Oh, I'm sorry. 478 00:29:28,934 --> 00:29:29,868 Was he old? 479 00:29:30,068 --> 00:29:31,434 No, he wasn't. 480 00:29:31,900 --> 00:29:32,931 Oh man... 481 00:29:32,933 --> 00:29:34,598 That guy up there your boyfriend? 482 00:29:34,600 --> 00:29:36,266 That's my ex-boyfriend. 483 00:29:36,534 --> 00:29:37,498 Oh. 484 00:29:37,500 --> 00:29:38,798 I left my cat with him. 485 00:29:38,800 --> 00:29:40,965 But he wasn't my ex-boyfriend when I did that. 486 00:29:40,967 --> 00:29:44,167 He was my boyfriend, and then I moved to Los Angeles. 487 00:29:44,434 --> 00:29:47,632 And we tried long distance, and then I broke up with him. 488 00:29:47,634 --> 00:29:49,866 But don't worry about him because he has a new girlfriend 489 00:29:49,868 --> 00:29:51,232 and she's super-cool. 490 00:29:51,234 --> 00:29:53,433 And she lives in our house 491 00:29:53,435 --> 00:29:55,498 that's theirs, and she ripped up the carpet, 492 00:29:55,500 --> 00:29:56,999 and it looks really pretty. 493 00:29:57,001 --> 00:30:01,000 And she says that it's her cat too! 494 00:30:01,002 --> 00:30:03,169 And I think that that's fair. 495 00:30:03,402 --> 00:30:04,769 It's okay, it's okay. 496 00:30:05,236 --> 00:30:06,700 I'm sorry, I can't breathe. 497 00:30:06,702 --> 00:30:08,399 - It's okay... - I'm sorry. 498 00:30:08,401 --> 00:30:09,136 Hold that thought. 499 00:30:09,901 --> 00:30:11,202 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 500 00:30:23,435 --> 00:30:25,667 I'm sorry. I don't want to drink. 501 00:30:25,669 --> 00:30:27,435 It's okay, just tell me what happened. 502 00:30:27,437 --> 00:30:28,435 I already said it. 503 00:30:28,437 --> 00:30:29,368 Say it again. 504 00:30:29,370 --> 00:30:30,205 Which part? 505 00:30:30,403 --> 00:30:31,437 Any of it. 506 00:30:32,837 --> 00:30:33,671 Okay. 507 00:30:34,837 --> 00:30:37,501 I just had all these plans and these goals. 508 00:30:37,503 --> 00:30:39,100 Right. 509 00:30:39,102 --> 00:30:40,334 And I thought if I did one thing, then I did another thing... 510 00:30:40,336 --> 00:30:44,969 And this and that was supposed to happen... 511 00:30:44,971 --> 00:30:45,838 How do you feel? 512 00:30:48,903 --> 00:30:49,601 I don't know. 513 00:30:49,603 --> 00:30:50,435 Exactly. 514 00:30:50,437 --> 00:30:51,070 What? 515 00:30:51,072 --> 00:30:52,603 Just breathe. 516 00:30:52,605 --> 00:30:54,568 How am I supposed to breathe? You just threw water in my... 517 00:30:54,570 --> 00:30:56,537 Oh my God! 518 00:31:06,705 --> 00:31:08,138 You feel better? 519 00:31:10,238 --> 00:31:10,839 I feel great. 520 00:31:31,504 --> 00:31:33,269 Do you mind passing the butter? 521 00:31:33,271 --> 00:31:34,307 Sure, here. 522 00:31:35,306 --> 00:31:36,474 Thank you. 523 00:31:40,672 --> 00:31:42,773 I'm sorry about your dress. 524 00:31:43,838 --> 00:31:46,339 I can pay to have it dry-cleaned. 525 00:32:28,008 --> 00:32:31,641 MEOW It's Jen. see you manana... 526 00:32:53,542 --> 00:32:54,742 Emily? 527 00:32:56,010 --> 00:32:57,709 Emily? 528 00:32:58,810 --> 00:33:00,277 Emily? 529 00:33:02,775 --> 00:33:03,310 Emily? 530 00:33:05,277 --> 00:33:06,244 Did I wake you? 531 00:33:07,377 --> 00:33:08,110 Yes. 532 00:33:09,210 --> 00:33:10,744 I wanted to share some good news. 533 00:33:11,610 --> 00:33:12,478 Okay? 534 00:33:13,845 --> 00:33:16,241 We were able to get a flight voucher in your name 535 00:33:16,243 --> 00:33:18,677 because my cousin's a manager at Delta. 536 00:33:19,245 --> 00:33:20,142 What? 537 00:33:20,144 --> 00:33:22,443 I heard you were worried about 538 00:33:22,445 --> 00:33:24,112 returning to Los Angeles? 539 00:33:25,777 --> 00:33:27,845 You got me a plane ticket? 540 00:33:28,410 --> 00:33:29,610 Un-huh. 541 00:33:29,612 --> 00:33:32,544 It's just coach. We used miles. 542 00:33:32,911 --> 00:33:35,544 - You didn't have to do that. - I know. 543 00:33:36,644 --> 00:33:37,878 But I wanted to. 544 00:33:40,678 --> 00:33:42,310 My apologies for waking you up. 545 00:33:42,312 --> 00:33:44,545 I just wanted to share the good news before I went to work. 546 00:33:46,311 --> 00:33:48,613 Have a really beautiful day, Emily. 547 00:34:10,479 --> 00:34:11,447 Eric? 548 00:34:12,846 --> 00:34:14,146 Celeste? 549 00:34:50,715 --> 00:34:52,548 I'm sorry! I was just looking for the toothpaste. 550 00:34:52,914 --> 00:34:53,515 It's okay! 551 00:34:54,148 --> 00:34:54,716 It's alright. 552 00:34:55,582 --> 00:34:57,183 Nothing you haven't seen before. 553 00:34:58,581 --> 00:35:00,715 Yeah, that's very true. 554 00:35:01,315 --> 00:35:03,012 Toothpaste is in the second cabinet 555 00:35:03,014 --> 00:35:04,716 to the right in the bathroom. 556 00:35:04,983 --> 00:35:05,849 Thank you. 557 00:35:06,515 --> 00:35:07,650 Hey, Em? 558 00:35:08,881 --> 00:35:10,282 Have you had breakfast? 559 00:35:22,850 --> 00:35:24,815 I'm surprised you kept the table. 560 00:35:24,817 --> 00:35:26,914 Celeste, she refinished it. 561 00:35:26,916 --> 00:35:28,551 She's really, really handy. 562 00:35:29,350 --> 00:35:30,948 Oh, Celeste... 563 00:35:30,950 --> 00:35:33,485 Celeste really is the best, huh? 564 00:35:34,550 --> 00:35:35,981 I'm glad to hear you say that. 565 00:35:35,983 --> 00:35:37,847 Because I was worried after last night. 566 00:35:37,849 --> 00:35:39,318 You were worried? 567 00:35:39,517 --> 00:35:40,749 Worried about me? 568 00:35:40,751 --> 00:35:43,681 How come? You know me. New day. New Emily. 569 00:35:43,683 --> 00:35:45,484 Yeah, I do. I know you. 570 00:35:49,884 --> 00:35:52,318 You want me to help? You want me to make some coffee? 571 00:35:53,684 --> 00:35:54,819 Yeah, that'd be great. 572 00:35:55,316 --> 00:35:56,118 Cool. 573 00:36:02,518 --> 00:36:04,282 I'm sorry, I just need... 574 00:36:04,284 --> 00:36:06,416 Oh yeah. No, sorry. 575 00:36:06,418 --> 00:36:07,352 You're okay. 576 00:36:40,254 --> 00:36:42,687 You know I like it strong, right? 577 00:36:43,620 --> 00:36:45,187 I'll make it strong. 578 00:37:09,822 --> 00:37:11,885 Yeah, you know what? We're actually off coffee now. 579 00:37:11,887 --> 00:37:13,918 And I know it sounds crazy but 580 00:37:13,920 --> 00:37:15,188 I have more energy. 581 00:37:29,755 --> 00:37:30,954 I have to head to school. 582 00:37:30,956 --> 00:37:34,257 Are you gonna be okay here alone all day? 583 00:37:34,556 --> 00:37:36,756 Yeah, I think so. I still have a key. 584 00:37:36,990 --> 00:37:38,723 Great. And I can take that back later. 585 00:37:39,589 --> 00:37:40,355 Of course. 586 00:37:41,522 --> 00:37:43,386 Oh, also we moved a ton of your stuff 587 00:37:43,388 --> 00:37:45,687 in boxes out into the shed. 588 00:37:45,689 --> 00:37:47,287 Maybe you want to go through it, 589 00:37:47,289 --> 00:37:49,021 and take some stuff back with you? 590 00:37:49,023 --> 00:37:52,021 And your bike. We both have bikes so... 591 00:37:52,023 --> 00:37:54,788 Maybe you want to figure out what you want to do with that. 592 00:37:54,790 --> 00:37:57,190 Maybe sell it for money? 593 00:37:58,724 --> 00:38:01,357 Sure, yeah. Really good idea. Thank you. 594 00:38:01,957 --> 00:38:02,724 Great. 595 00:38:04,990 --> 00:38:05,891 Toodles. 596 00:38:07,591 --> 00:38:08,325 Toodles. 597 00:39:27,360 --> 00:39:30,127 Jesus, fucking Christ... 598 00:39:47,928 --> 00:39:48,828 Crap. 599 00:40:05,996 --> 00:40:09,362 It's Jen. See you manana? 600 00:40:29,997 --> 00:40:31,631 Hi, is Jen home? 601 00:40:41,664 --> 00:40:43,262 Hey, Dude! 602 00:40:43,264 --> 00:40:44,698 - Hey. - What up? 603 00:40:45,997 --> 00:40:47,396 Hey. 604 00:40:47,398 --> 00:40:48,728 Happy you found me! 605 00:40:48,730 --> 00:40:49,630 Come on in. 606 00:40:49,632 --> 00:40:50,961 It's where the magic happens. 607 00:40:50,963 --> 00:40:52,496 How many people live here? 608 00:40:52,498 --> 00:40:54,496 - Like four to six. - Really? 609 00:40:54,498 --> 00:40:57,328 Yeah, sometimes we AirBnB the couch. 610 00:40:57,330 --> 00:40:59,328 Dude, it's so f'd that you're staying 611 00:40:59,330 --> 00:41:01,596 with your ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend. 612 00:41:01,598 --> 00:41:02,299 I know. 613 00:41:03,666 --> 00:41:05,829 What twisted mind would agree to something like that? 614 00:41:05,831 --> 00:41:08,630 So what are we dealing with? A jealous psycho-bitch? 615 00:41:08,632 --> 00:41:12,363 No, Celeste is not the type of girl that gets jealous. 616 00:41:12,365 --> 00:41:16,234 In fact, she is super, super nice, 617 00:41:16,466 --> 00:41:19,265 and put together, and everything in her life is beautiful, 618 00:41:19,267 --> 00:41:20,564 and nothing's out of place. 619 00:41:20,566 --> 00:41:23,298 You know, like a Pinterest board come to life. 620 00:41:23,599 --> 00:41:25,030 Oh, so she's super-fake. 621 00:41:25,032 --> 00:41:27,364 And she has him on anti-depressants. 622 00:41:27,366 --> 00:41:28,831 She literally has him drugged up. 623 00:41:28,833 --> 00:41:29,965 Are you fucking serious? 624 00:41:29,967 --> 00:41:31,697 I saw them in their cabinet... 625 00:41:31,699 --> 00:41:33,231 which used to be my cabinet. 626 00:41:33,233 --> 00:41:37,300 It's like they've gotten rid of every trace that I ever existed. 627 00:41:38,532 --> 00:41:41,299 They put all my stuff in the shed... 628 00:41:41,567 --> 00:41:44,464 My entire life in Austin, packed up in two boxes. 629 00:41:44,466 --> 00:41:47,031 Eric said, "You have to get these out of here." 630 00:41:47,033 --> 00:41:49,332 But what am I supposed to do? I can't take them to LA with me, 631 00:41:49,334 --> 00:41:51,298 I don't have any space, I live in a studio. 632 00:41:51,300 --> 00:41:52,765 Why not keep your stuff here, 633 00:41:52,767 --> 00:41:54,599 I'd be happy to hold it for you. 634 00:41:54,601 --> 00:41:55,599 Really? 635 00:41:55,601 --> 00:41:57,565 You barely even know me. 636 00:41:57,567 --> 00:41:59,334 Nobody knows anyone. 637 00:41:59,534 --> 00:42:01,568 Do you even know yourself? 638 00:42:01,834 --> 00:42:03,733 I dunno, I think so. 639 00:42:03,735 --> 00:42:05,167 I look in the mirror a lot. 640 00:42:05,867 --> 00:42:07,466 Well, Emily Martin, 641 00:42:07,468 --> 00:42:08,833 to truly know oneself, 642 00:42:08,835 --> 00:42:11,267 you have to ask yourself one thing... 643 00:42:11,269 --> 00:42:13,236 And what's that? 644 00:42:16,002 --> 00:42:18,469 Are you willing to be reborn? 645 00:42:27,336 --> 00:42:28,136 Jen! 646 00:42:28,935 --> 00:42:31,436 - Hey, ladies! - What up? 647 00:42:32,536 --> 00:42:34,302 - Hey. - Hey. 648 00:42:35,303 --> 00:42:35,736 Art! 649 00:42:38,869 --> 00:42:40,770 Pass that pipe... 650 00:42:42,303 --> 00:42:42,804 Here. 651 00:42:44,136 --> 00:42:45,570 It's so nice to be back in the Greenbelt, it feels like 652 00:42:47,068 --> 00:42:47,769 it's the only thing in Austin that hasn't really changed. 653 00:42:49,236 --> 00:42:51,567 Seriously, all the tech douches coming in, buying property, 654 00:42:51,569 --> 00:42:53,204 building condos on everything. 655 00:42:54,669 --> 00:42:55,770 They're tearin' it all down, that's all they know how to do. 656 00:42:57,070 --> 00:42:57,800 A normal person can't afford anything anymore. 657 00:42:57,802 --> 00:42:59,967 I had to move past 183. 658 00:42:59,969 --> 00:43:01,301 I had to move back in with my parents. 659 00:43:01,303 --> 00:43:03,704 And they had to move back in with their parents. 660 00:43:06,738 --> 00:43:07,704 You want? 661 00:43:08,037 --> 00:43:10,303 Oh no, I'm good, thank you. 662 00:43:13,436 --> 00:43:15,434 Dude, that bikini top looks sick on you. 663 00:43:15,436 --> 00:43:15,837 Thanks. 664 00:43:56,939 --> 00:43:59,206 She looks like she's seen a titty ghost. 665 00:44:02,740 --> 00:44:04,840 I'm sorry, I... 666 00:44:05,340 --> 00:44:06,739 You know it's legal here in Austin. 667 00:44:06,741 --> 00:44:08,708 It's all right. Calm down. 668 00:44:08,974 --> 00:44:09,774 I know that. 669 00:44:10,639 --> 00:44:12,006 Come on, free your nipples. 670 00:44:12,008 --> 00:44:13,708 - Shut up! - Come on, dude. 671 00:44:13,940 --> 00:44:15,272 Don't say that. 672 00:44:15,274 --> 00:44:16,374 What? Girls say it. 673 00:44:17,541 --> 00:44:18,705 Yeah, but it's liberating when we say it. 674 00:44:18,707 --> 00:44:21,438 And it's creepy as fuck when guys say it. 675 00:44:21,440 --> 00:44:25,342 Guys, man. Take it easy, her cat just died. 676 00:44:25,874 --> 00:44:27,509 Oh, no. 677 00:44:27,975 --> 00:44:29,375 I'm sorry. 678 00:44:29,875 --> 00:44:32,575 No, it's not that, I'm... 679 00:44:55,341 --> 00:44:56,242 Alright! 680 00:44:58,843 --> 00:45:00,540 Well, I'm gonna jump in. 681 00:45:00,542 --> 00:45:01,408 Yeah. 682 00:45:01,410 --> 00:45:02,375 Here we go. 683 00:45:03,009 --> 00:45:03,742 Ready? 684 00:45:05,008 --> 00:45:06,773 Oh, no, I'm just gonna warm up for a little bit. 685 00:45:06,775 --> 00:45:07,809 Alright. 686 00:45:27,744 --> 00:45:28,477 Hey... 687 00:45:29,343 --> 00:45:30,242 If you take a hit of this... 688 00:45:30,244 --> 00:45:32,342 You can put your top back on. 689 00:45:32,344 --> 00:45:32,877 Deal. 690 00:45:36,643 --> 00:45:38,408 - Look that way. - Okay. 691 00:45:38,410 --> 00:45:41,710 Let me know when your boobs are safely quarantined. 692 00:45:43,378 --> 00:45:44,445 Okay. 693 00:45:44,645 --> 00:45:45,645 Thanks. 694 00:45:54,478 --> 00:45:56,944 I don't normally smoke. It makes me tired. 695 00:45:56,946 --> 00:45:58,876 And I don't understand what funny is. 696 00:45:58,878 --> 00:46:00,279 What is there to understand? 697 00:46:03,379 --> 00:46:04,610 So... 698 00:46:04,612 --> 00:46:05,712 Art... 699 00:46:06,678 --> 00:46:08,776 Is Art short for Arthur? 700 00:46:08,778 --> 00:46:11,443 No, it's short for Artist, actually. 701 00:46:11,445 --> 00:46:12,547 Really? 702 00:46:13,746 --> 00:46:15,313 My parents had pretty high expectations. 703 00:46:15,580 --> 00:46:17,677 Oh, well, my name's Emily. 704 00:46:17,679 --> 00:46:20,310 My parents had very, very low expectations. 705 00:46:20,312 --> 00:46:21,777 They must be pretty hyped, 706 00:46:21,779 --> 00:46:23,348 you turned out pretty creative. 707 00:46:23,879 --> 00:46:25,412 What makes you say that? 708 00:46:26,279 --> 00:46:28,877 You have the whole quirky girl vibe going. 709 00:46:28,879 --> 00:46:30,248 Oh, Jesus! 710 00:46:31,379 --> 00:46:32,211 - What? - That is so condescending. 711 00:46:32,213 --> 00:46:33,546 It's not condescending... 712 00:46:33,548 --> 00:46:35,744 Saying you're quirky means saying you're interesting. 713 00:46:35,746 --> 00:46:36,579 It's a compliment. 714 00:46:37,913 --> 00:46:39,280 No, it's not because you would never call a guy that. 715 00:46:40,648 --> 00:46:41,548 With a guy you'd use another word like "eccentric," 716 00:46:43,080 --> 00:46:44,379 but with a girl, you need a word that recognizes her uniqueness, 717 00:46:44,381 --> 00:46:47,112 but at the same time devalues her intelligence. 718 00:46:47,114 --> 00:46:49,711 Like "her delightful whimsy could never make a cogentargument," 719 00:46:49,713 --> 00:46:51,878 highlighting your unconscious sexism. 720 00:46:51,880 --> 00:46:53,711 Well, you're not quirky, 721 00:46:53,713 --> 00:46:56,448 but you're definitely kind of a bitch. 722 00:46:56,880 --> 00:46:57,747 Thank you. 723 00:46:58,381 --> 00:46:59,482 You're welcome. 724 00:47:06,449 --> 00:47:08,282 - Oh no. - Sorry. 725 00:47:09,381 --> 00:47:10,182 Thank you. 726 00:47:13,649 --> 00:47:14,516 Alright. 727 00:47:14,782 --> 00:47:16,412 Oh shit, it's my work. 728 00:47:16,414 --> 00:47:18,313 Don't answer it. Hang it up. 729 00:47:18,315 --> 00:47:19,480 Hit reject. 730 00:47:19,482 --> 00:47:20,150 What? 731 00:47:21,449 --> 00:47:21,883 They said it would take a few days to cremate him, 732 00:47:22,982 --> 00:47:23,048 so I'll probably be here over the weekend, 733 00:47:24,649 --> 00:47:24,716 but I have my laptop, and can do all my work from here. 734 00:47:25,683 --> 00:47:25,750 Emily, let's be real. 735 00:47:28,082 --> 00:47:29,315 This isjust not a priority for you. 736 00:47:30,816 --> 00:47:30,883 Wait. What are you talking about? 737 00:47:31,747 --> 00:47:32,516 Do you think I planned this? 738 00:47:34,250 --> 00:47:37,582 Listen, I have all the assets, I can just upload the cuts to Dropbox. 739 00:47:37,816 --> 00:47:40,813 Yeah, sounds like you're working really really hard over there. 740 00:47:40,815 --> 00:47:42,079 Let's face it, Emily. 741 00:47:42,081 --> 00:47:43,846 You're just not a right fit with us anymore. 742 00:47:43,848 --> 00:47:47,350 Okay, if this is about the auditions, I can stop going for a few weeks. 743 00:47:47,549 --> 00:47:48,849 I really need the job. 744 00:47:48,851 --> 00:47:51,814 Hey Todd, my cat died! 745 00:47:51,816 --> 00:47:53,547 I needed to be here for him. 746 00:47:53,549 --> 00:47:54,948 Come on, Emily. 747 00:47:54,950 --> 00:47:56,784 It's just a fucking cat. 748 00:47:59,583 --> 00:48:01,882 "It's just a fucking cat"? 749 00:48:01,884 --> 00:48:02,948 You know what? 750 00:48:02,950 --> 00:48:03,717 Fuck you! 751 00:48:04,018 --> 00:48:04,750 Fuck you! 752 00:48:05,484 --> 00:48:07,151 Fuck Pharmtech! 753 00:48:07,351 --> 00:48:09,715 And fuck the man! I quit! 754 00:48:13,817 --> 00:48:14,652 I quit! 755 00:48:17,651 --> 00:48:18,783 Wooo! 756 00:49:37,587 --> 00:49:39,053 Hey, is this your phone? 757 00:49:39,055 --> 00:49:40,922 I found it in the bushes. 758 00:49:41,388 --> 00:49:43,355 - Yeah, thanks. - Sure. 759 00:49:44,822 --> 00:49:46,919 This message is for Emily Martin. 760 00:49:46,921 --> 00:49:50,555 We're calling to let you know that Mr. Roosevelt is ready. 761 00:49:50,821 --> 00:49:52,656 Oh God... Jen? 762 00:49:58,922 --> 00:50:00,753 Hey, do you want my roommate to drive you? 763 00:50:00,755 --> 00:50:01,886 No, it's okay. 764 00:50:01,888 --> 00:50:03,855 - Bye! - Bye! 765 00:50:20,491 --> 00:50:22,790 Hello. 766 00:50:22,990 --> 00:50:24,292 I'm here to pick up my cat. 767 00:50:25,591 --> 00:50:27,725 Okay. What procedure did you drop him off for? 768 00:50:27,923 --> 00:50:30,524 Oh no, I'm sorry, I'm here to pick up my dead cat. 769 00:50:30,791 --> 00:50:32,023 Mr. Roosevelt? 770 00:50:32,025 --> 00:50:33,158 Oh... 771 00:50:34,291 --> 00:50:36,191 I'm sorry, Mr. Roosevelt is not here. 772 00:50:36,690 --> 00:50:38,355 What do you mean he's not here? 773 00:50:38,357 --> 00:50:40,288 Someone already picked him up. 774 00:50:40,290 --> 00:50:42,956 Wait, you just let some stranger take my cat's ashes home? 775 00:50:42,958 --> 00:50:45,455 Don't you check people's IDs or something? 776 00:50:45,457 --> 00:50:46,292 Who was it? 777 00:50:46,759 --> 00:50:48,223 It was a woman... 778 00:50:48,225 --> 00:50:51,591 She bought a different urn. It should be on the invoice. 779 00:50:53,792 --> 00:50:55,858 - Celeste Jones. - Celeste Jones. 780 00:51:07,992 --> 00:51:09,056 Eric! 781 00:51:09,058 --> 00:51:09,892 Celeste! 782 00:51:41,061 --> 00:51:43,561 - Lean forward, push your back up. - I'm gonna lean you back... 783 00:51:47,428 --> 00:51:48,326 Oh, Emily. 784 00:51:48,826 --> 00:51:50,394 Emily's home. 785 00:51:51,494 --> 00:51:53,528 Why did you pick up Mr. Roosevelt? 786 00:51:54,761 --> 00:51:55,528 Pardon me? 787 00:51:56,428 --> 00:51:57,795 Why did you pick up the ashes? 788 00:51:58,560 --> 00:52:00,393 They called me. 789 00:52:00,395 --> 00:52:02,829 Why did they call you? 790 00:52:04,494 --> 00:52:07,026 Well, I called to check in this morning. 791 00:52:07,028 --> 00:52:10,761 And later today they said they tried calling you but 792 00:52:10,763 --> 00:52:12,828 couldn't get ahold of you. 793 00:52:13,729 --> 00:52:14,929 And what about the urn? 794 00:52:15,428 --> 00:52:17,359 Oh, yeah... 795 00:52:17,361 --> 00:52:18,994 You should have seen what they put him in. 796 00:52:18,996 --> 00:52:21,196 It looked like it was the cheapest one they had. 797 00:52:21,395 --> 00:52:23,362 It was the second cheapest. 798 00:52:26,529 --> 00:52:28,860 I guess that's it. We have him back. Time to bury him. 799 00:52:28,862 --> 00:52:29,730 Do you have a shovel? 800 00:52:31,063 --> 00:52:31,430 Or do you want to just put him in your compost? 801 00:52:35,361 --> 00:52:36,163 What? 802 00:52:37,264 --> 00:52:38,264 Celeste and I thought it might be nice 803 00:52:39,497 --> 00:52:40,526 to have some friends come over tomorrow... 804 00:52:40,528 --> 00:52:43,530 during the day and pay their respects. 805 00:52:43,731 --> 00:52:47,531 Just a small gathering tomorrow early after breakfast. 806 00:52:48,031 --> 00:52:49,395 Like a brunch? 807 00:52:49,397 --> 00:52:50,565 Yes! Exactly. 808 00:52:51,764 --> 00:52:52,496 A few of my friends are bringing some dishes 809 00:52:52,498 --> 00:52:54,460 and there'll be mimosas. 810 00:52:54,462 --> 00:52:56,631 Oh mimosas... 811 00:52:56,997 --> 00:52:59,727 But don't worry, you don't have to bring anything. Just yourself. 812 00:52:59,729 --> 00:53:01,164 And your memories. 813 00:53:15,730 --> 00:53:16,899 Here... 814 00:53:27,865 --> 00:53:29,499 I'll keep him safe. 815 00:54:18,967 --> 00:54:19,768 Eric! 816 00:54:21,335 --> 00:54:22,998 Hey, where's Celeste? 817 00:54:23,000 --> 00:54:24,031 She left for book club. 818 00:54:24,033 --> 00:54:27,501 Jesus, Eric! Book club? Seriously? 819 00:54:27,702 --> 00:54:29,399 - Okay, what's going on? - Celeste! 820 00:54:29,401 --> 00:54:30,698 How could you let her do this to me? 821 00:54:30,700 --> 00:54:31,601 Do what? 822 00:54:32,802 --> 00:54:34,099 Em, Celeste has been nothing but nice to you. 823 00:54:34,101 --> 00:54:36,032 No, I know that's what she's making it seem like, 824 00:54:36,034 --> 00:54:37,632 but she's trying to make me look bad. 825 00:54:37,634 --> 00:54:38,633 Calm down! 826 00:54:38,635 --> 00:54:38,903 What? 827 00:54:39,736 --> 00:54:40,634 This is not about Celeste. 828 00:54:40,636 --> 00:54:42,866 Of course it's about Celeste. 829 00:54:42,868 --> 00:54:45,569 - No, it's not! - Yes, it is! 830 00:54:46,401 --> 00:54:49,269 No, it's not. 831 00:54:49,569 --> 00:54:50,403 Don't. 832 00:54:50,736 --> 00:54:52,236 Don't do this. 833 00:54:53,668 --> 00:54:55,833 It's about us... 834 00:54:55,835 --> 00:54:57,669 Come on, give it to me. 835 00:55:00,070 --> 00:55:01,571 Maybe you're right. 836 00:55:02,969 --> 00:55:04,467 But what do we do? 837 00:55:04,469 --> 00:55:06,935 I don't know 838 00:55:06,937 --> 00:55:08,571 but can we just talk? 839 00:55:22,771 --> 00:55:23,637 Do you remember 840 00:55:25,138 --> 00:55:26,804 how we were gonna improvise a whole album based on our fights? 841 00:55:27,004 --> 00:55:28,170 Yeah. 842 00:55:32,370 --> 00:55:34,870 Why didn't that happen? 843 00:55:34,872 --> 00:55:36,703 Because you left. 844 00:55:36,705 --> 00:55:37,772 No... 845 00:55:38,039 --> 00:55:39,669 You should play this. 846 00:55:39,671 --> 00:55:41,002 Is your guitar in the shed? 847 00:55:41,004 --> 00:55:42,469 No, Em what? No. 848 00:55:42,471 --> 00:55:43,705 Play it! No. 849 00:55:44,304 --> 00:55:45,838 This is gonna be great. 850 00:56:01,739 --> 00:56:02,740 You were saying... 851 00:56:04,072 --> 00:56:04,938 Because I... 852 00:56:05,972 --> 00:56:06,939 I'll tune it. 853 00:56:08,072 --> 00:56:09,207 What are you doing? 854 00:56:13,638 --> 00:56:16,370 What do you mean? I thought we were both doing this. 855 00:56:16,372 --> 00:56:17,574 I'm sorry. 856 00:56:19,307 --> 00:56:21,338 Let's just get out of here. 857 00:56:22,507 --> 00:56:24,840 - You have to try this one. - Oh yeah? 858 00:56:27,640 --> 00:56:28,507 Fuck! 859 00:56:29,373 --> 00:56:31,174 - Oh, my God. - It's so hot. 860 00:56:31,572 --> 00:56:33,907 - Why didn't you tell me? - It is so hot! 861 00:56:37,540 --> 00:56:39,071 Damn, damn! 862 00:56:39,073 --> 00:56:39,972 Good though. 863 00:56:39,974 --> 00:56:42,374 I missed tacos. 864 00:56:43,507 --> 00:56:46,208 Your siblings in LA do not compare. 865 00:56:46,940 --> 00:56:47,842 What? Really? 866 00:56:48,942 --> 00:56:51,040 I thought LA had the best Mexican food. 867 00:56:51,042 --> 00:56:52,739 No. That's a myth. 868 00:56:52,741 --> 00:56:54,309 It's really awful. 869 00:56:55,674 --> 00:56:57,906 I think it's because LA is obsessed with burritos. 870 00:56:57,908 --> 00:56:58,874 Who needs those? 871 00:57:00,040 --> 00:57:00,738 Burritos are just sleeping bags for rice. 872 00:57:00,740 --> 00:57:02,507 I want the flavor. 873 00:57:03,609 --> 00:57:04,507 Can I try that one? 874 00:57:04,509 --> 00:57:05,376 Yeah. 875 00:57:05,000 --> 00:57:25,000 https://t.me/RickyChannel 876 00:57:05,807 --> 00:57:06,576 It's mild. 877 00:57:07,874 --> 00:57:10,208 I'm a pussy and it feels good to say out loud. 878 00:57:11,475 --> 00:57:12,576 So... 879 00:57:13,675 --> 00:57:15,006 How's that going? 880 00:57:15,008 --> 00:57:16,642 - You mean LA? - Yeah. 881 00:57:17,743 --> 00:57:19,210 I'm managing. 882 00:57:20,676 --> 00:57:23,876 How's real estate-ing going? 883 00:57:24,376 --> 00:57:26,473 It's more hypothetical than real... 884 00:57:26,475 --> 00:57:27,541 so far but... 885 00:57:27,543 --> 00:57:28,773 It's good, I'm taking courses and 886 00:57:28,775 --> 00:57:32,476 I'm shadowing this guy that Celeste knows. 887 00:57:32,942 --> 00:57:33,808 It's good. 888 00:57:38,877 --> 00:57:39,375 Em? 889 00:57:43,044 --> 00:57:44,243 I missed you. 890 00:57:47,742 --> 00:57:48,811 Dude! 891 00:57:49,377 --> 00:57:50,675 Emily Martin? 892 00:57:50,677 --> 00:57:51,777 Shut up! 893 00:57:52,044 --> 00:57:53,775 Stacy, hi. 894 00:57:53,777 --> 00:57:57,776 Sean, I literally was just talking about Emily, my college roommate. 895 00:57:57,778 --> 00:58:00,509 God, what are you doing here? You're like famous. 896 00:58:00,511 --> 00:58:03,609 She did that spaghetti bath video I was telling you about. 897 00:58:03,611 --> 00:58:05,408 It has like 10 million views. 898 00:58:05,410 --> 00:58:07,378 You must have made so much money. 899 00:58:07,612 --> 00:58:09,610 Yeah... no. 900 00:58:09,612 --> 00:58:10,742 I couldn't monetize it. 901 00:58:10,744 --> 00:58:11,876 What the fuck? Why? 902 00:58:11,878 --> 00:58:13,976 Because of the Michael Jackson song. 903 00:58:13,978 --> 00:58:15,778 Fuck! Fuck that guy. 904 00:58:16,577 --> 00:58:18,811 So, what are you two doing? 905 00:58:19,012 --> 00:58:21,646 - We are just eating tacos. - Tacos. 906 00:58:21,978 --> 00:58:25,512 Hey, Sean and I are going to this house party up the street. 907 00:58:25,745 --> 00:58:29,379 You guys should come. There's gonna be beers and fun. 908 00:58:29,612 --> 00:58:32,310 No, we were kind of in the middle of something. 909 00:58:32,312 --> 00:58:32,946 I'd do it. 910 00:58:34,278 --> 00:58:36,642 Yeah, he's doing it. Come on, you should go. Come on! 911 00:58:36,644 --> 00:58:37,179 Please! 912 00:58:43,313 --> 00:58:45,280 BRB, PBR! 913 00:58:48,080 --> 00:58:49,347 - Cheers. - Cheers. 914 00:58:49,578 --> 00:58:52,214 Oooh! I can't seem to lose you! 915 00:58:52,412 --> 00:58:53,313 Oh my God. 916 00:58:54,380 --> 00:58:55,414 - Oh my God. - Em, how you doing? 917 00:58:56,980 --> 00:58:57,610 - Jen, what are you doing here? - I didn't mean to scare you. 918 00:58:57,612 --> 00:58:58,780 No, it's okay. 919 00:58:59,980 --> 00:59:00,045 It's my friend's house. We're about to play. 920 00:59:00,613 --> 00:59:00,679 Oh, cool. 921 00:59:01,714 --> 00:59:02,813 - Hey, how you doing? - Good. 922 00:59:03,880 --> 00:59:04,448 - How it is going, bro? - Good. 923 00:59:05,214 --> 00:59:05,711 Alright, see you guys. 924 00:59:05,713 --> 00:59:06,447 Yeah. 925 00:59:08,413 --> 00:59:09,314 How do I know her? 926 00:59:10,781 --> 00:59:13,544 She's the waitress I ran into at the French restaurant. 927 00:59:13,546 --> 00:59:15,545 - And just now. - Yeah. 928 00:59:15,547 --> 00:59:16,578 Again. 929 00:59:18,415 --> 00:59:20,248 We're the Leeks. 930 00:59:51,350 --> 00:59:52,917 Oh my God! 931 00:59:53,548 --> 00:59:54,915 You were so amazing! 932 00:59:54,917 --> 00:59:55,750 Oh, thanks man. 933 00:59:56,949 --> 00:59:58,680 Wait. Why didn't tell me that you were in a band? 934 00:59:58,682 --> 01:00:00,780 - Well, you never asked. - Oh. 935 01:00:00,782 --> 01:00:02,581 - You want a cigarette? - No, I'm good. 936 01:00:02,583 --> 01:00:03,384 Okay. 937 01:00:04,449 --> 01:00:05,949 What the hell, gimme a cigarette. 938 01:00:07,450 --> 01:00:08,082 - Yeah, you want one too? - You know what, I'll take one. 939 01:00:08,084 --> 01:00:08,851 Yeah. Why not? 940 01:00:10,084 --> 01:00:11,650 We're all doing it. I love peer pressure. 941 01:00:22,418 --> 01:00:24,947 Yeah, you know, I was just like, "Fuck guys." 942 01:00:24,949 --> 01:00:26,115 And then I got on Tinder. 943 01:00:26,117 --> 01:00:28,716 And then I met Sean three days ago... 944 01:00:28,718 --> 01:00:30,685 It's been fucking amazing. 945 01:00:38,950 --> 01:00:39,618 Wait... 946 01:00:40,851 --> 01:00:42,348 Do you see celebrities all the time in LA? 947 01:00:42,350 --> 01:00:44,816 Well, one New Year's Eve, 948 01:00:44,818 --> 01:00:47,648 I saw Thom York buying deodorant at a Ralph's. 949 01:00:47,650 --> 01:00:49,652 Wait, what's a Ralph's? 950 01:00:50,351 --> 01:00:54,419 It's a HEB, but it's like HEB. 951 01:00:55,019 --> 01:00:56,618 But why is it called Ralph's? 952 01:01:09,519 --> 01:01:10,585 Hey everybody! 953 01:01:10,587 --> 01:01:12,618 Who wants to see a really funny video 954 01:01:12,620 --> 01:01:14,451 with the most famous person from Austin Texas? 955 01:01:14,453 --> 01:01:14,786 No. 956 01:01:15,752 --> 01:01:16,384 My friend Emily Martin right here. 957 01:01:16,386 --> 01:01:17,187 No, please... 958 01:01:18,220 --> 01:01:18,754 - Play it. - Come on, play it! 959 01:01:19,886 --> 01:01:21,951 I think it's like "spaghetti balls"? 960 01:01:21,953 --> 01:01:23,852 Uhh, "meatballs"? 961 01:01:23,854 --> 01:01:25,017 Uhh... "tub girl"! 962 01:01:25,019 --> 01:01:25,754 Definitely not "tub girl". 963 01:01:28,353 --> 01:01:28,754 I can't hear anything! 964 01:01:29,255 --> 01:01:30,421 Ohhhh! 965 01:01:37,820 --> 01:01:39,920 Ohhhh! 966 01:01:51,588 --> 01:01:53,488 OOhhhh! 967 01:01:53,888 --> 01:01:56,085 More sauce! More sauce! 968 01:01:56,087 --> 01:01:58,254 More sauce! More sauce! 969 01:01:58,554 --> 01:02:00,355 More sauce! More sauce! 970 01:02:00,722 --> 01:02:03,322 More sauce! More sauce! More...! 971 01:02:03,621 --> 01:02:05,756 - OOHHH! - YEAH! 972 01:02:07,423 --> 01:02:10,954 More sauce! More sauce! More sauce! 973 01:02:10,956 --> 01:02:14,723 More sauce! More sauce! More sauce! 974 01:02:17,456 --> 01:02:20,087 Dude, how did you get so many noodles in that tub? 975 01:02:20,089 --> 01:02:22,890 Did you smell like tomatoes for weeks? 976 01:02:23,357 --> 01:02:25,754 Why are you so bummed out? People loved it. 977 01:02:25,756 --> 01:02:28,587 I dunno. It's really hard to explain. 978 01:02:28,589 --> 01:02:31,322 Dude, turn that sad clown frown upside down. 979 01:02:31,324 --> 01:02:33,823 Is this all I'm gonna be known for? 980 01:02:45,657 --> 01:02:48,324 You always act like nothing's wrong. 981 01:02:49,690 --> 01:02:52,558 You always tell me that you're fine. 982 01:02:53,724 --> 01:02:56,623 Dark clouds are falling on your head. 983 01:02:57,724 --> 01:02:59,824 Just like a sad little clown. 984 01:03:01,657 --> 01:03:06,057 You got to turn that frown upside down 985 01:03:06,059 --> 01:03:08,626 My sad little clown. 986 01:03:09,625 --> 01:03:12,622 You're not fooling me, baby. 987 01:03:12,624 --> 01:03:17,592 I can see a sad little clown in misery. 988 01:03:19,490 --> 01:03:22,325 You're my sad little clown. 989 01:03:23,826 --> 01:03:26,493 You're my sad little clown. 990 01:03:27,893 --> 01:03:30,725 You're my sad little clown. 991 01:03:31,726 --> 01:03:35,792 Turn your frown upside down. 992 01:04:07,061 --> 01:04:09,862 WHOA! 993 01:04:11,529 --> 01:04:14,059 - Oh, I'm sorry. - Whoa, whoa... 994 01:04:14,061 --> 01:04:16,262 - Man overboard! - No! 995 01:04:17,894 --> 01:04:19,025 - Alright. - I'm sorry. 996 01:04:19,027 --> 01:04:20,359 I got you. 997 01:04:20,361 --> 01:04:21,362 I got you. 998 01:04:22,028 --> 01:04:23,262 You got me! 999 01:04:23,695 --> 01:04:24,961 I'm a menace to society. 1000 01:04:25,428 --> 01:04:27,391 Wow, you're a fucking bad ass. 1001 01:04:27,393 --> 01:04:28,929 - I'm impressed. - Yeah. 1002 01:04:29,495 --> 01:04:31,796 Just leave these bikes for dead. 1003 01:04:38,395 --> 01:04:40,396 We shouldn't... 1004 01:04:40,696 --> 01:04:41,563 No. 1005 01:04:43,029 --> 01:04:44,597 ...do anything. 1006 01:05:06,629 --> 01:05:09,028 - We can't do this. - No, I know. 1007 01:05:09,030 --> 01:05:11,462 This is not a thing that we should be doing. 1008 01:05:11,464 --> 01:05:13,494 - We should not be doing this. - No. 1009 01:05:13,496 --> 01:05:15,094 It's not like... 1010 01:05:15,096 --> 01:05:16,198 No, we can't... 1011 01:05:17,431 --> 01:05:19,566 I know. It's not like I planned on doing this. 1012 01:05:20,596 --> 01:05:21,798 I have a girlfriend. 1013 01:05:23,098 --> 01:05:24,265 Yeah. 1014 01:05:25,396 --> 01:05:27,231 Well, she's more like a life coach. 1015 01:05:28,098 --> 01:05:28,929 Come on. 1016 01:05:28,931 --> 01:05:31,329 No, Eric... 1017 01:05:31,331 --> 01:05:32,364 You come on. 1018 01:05:34,364 --> 01:05:36,232 She's trying to change you. 1019 01:05:37,998 --> 01:05:39,330 She sweeps into your life and thinks she knows what's best for you, 1020 01:05:39,332 --> 01:05:41,929 and wants to take away the things you care about? 1021 01:05:41,931 --> 01:05:43,698 For what? So you can have a "real" job? 1022 01:05:43,964 --> 01:05:46,662 Did you see yourself tonight? You fucking killed it! 1023 01:05:46,664 --> 01:05:48,730 And you loved it! And you know you did! 1024 01:05:48,732 --> 01:05:51,933 And you're willing to give that all up for some girl? 1025 01:05:52,133 --> 01:05:54,363 I've tried the thing. I've been here for 10 years. 1026 01:05:54,365 --> 01:05:55,466 Nothing has happened. 1027 01:05:56,764 --> 01:05:57,963 Okay. So fucking Austin isn't working out for you. 1028 01:05:57,965 --> 01:05:59,095 Fuck Austin. 1029 01:05:59,097 --> 01:06:00,430 I always said you should go on tour. 1030 01:06:00,432 --> 01:06:04,030 And just leave everything and struggle and be alone. 1031 01:06:04,032 --> 01:06:05,897 So you're alone for a little bit. 1032 01:06:05,899 --> 01:06:08,497 Sometimes you have to give up things you care about 1033 01:06:08,499 --> 01:06:10,399 to get the things you want. 1034 01:06:10,632 --> 01:06:13,333 Yeah, and how's that working out for you. 1035 01:06:15,799 --> 01:06:18,498 Okay, Eric, I just want to know, I just... 1036 01:06:18,500 --> 01:06:22,399 If you could have anything, any career, any dream... 1037 01:06:22,401 --> 01:06:25,935 What would it really be? Honestly, just ask yourself that. 1038 01:06:27,100 --> 01:06:29,601 Honestly, I just want a family. 1039 01:06:35,335 --> 01:06:37,468 Is that the Klonopin talking? 1040 01:06:38,567 --> 01:06:39,268 What? 1041 01:06:40,734 --> 01:06:45,367 I saw the prescription drugs in the cabinet in the bathroom. 1042 01:06:45,735 --> 01:06:46,869 It's fucking Celeste... 1043 01:06:48,236 --> 01:06:50,932 She has you drugged up so you'll just do whatever she says 1044 01:06:50,934 --> 01:06:53,733 so you'll just be this perfect little house husband. 1045 01:06:53,735 --> 01:06:56,865 I'm so fucking sad for you right now. 1046 01:06:56,867 --> 01:06:58,434 Are you a fucking lunatic? 1047 01:06:58,436 --> 01:06:59,435 What? 1048 01:07:00,536 --> 01:07:01,965 Celeste didn't put me on Klonopin. 1049 01:07:01,967 --> 01:07:03,467 She helped me get off of it. 1050 01:07:03,469 --> 01:07:05,235 I was on it because of you. 1051 01:07:06,103 --> 01:07:08,670 When you left, I was a fucking wreck. 1052 01:07:08,870 --> 01:07:10,600 I loved you... 1053 01:07:10,602 --> 01:07:12,268 And you disappeared. 1054 01:07:12,636 --> 01:07:13,468 No calls. 1055 01:07:13,936 --> 01:07:15,236 Bye. 1056 01:07:15,869 --> 01:07:17,970 Do you know how much that hurt? 1057 01:07:18,703 --> 01:07:21,400 I didn't know I hurt you. 1058 01:07:21,402 --> 01:07:23,866 I didn't know that I hurt you. You never said that. 1059 01:07:23,868 --> 01:07:25,666 What the fuck did you think was gonna happen? 1060 01:07:25,668 --> 01:07:26,400 I don't know! 1061 01:07:26,402 --> 01:07:27,734 What did you think? 1062 01:07:27,736 --> 01:07:30,504 I don't know. I didn't know that you needed me. 1063 01:07:31,537 --> 01:07:33,400 Well, I didn't need you. 1064 01:07:33,402 --> 01:07:34,604 Okay, I didn't... 1065 01:07:36,102 --> 01:07:38,034 Eric... I just... I don't know, I didn't think it was over. 1066 01:07:38,036 --> 01:07:39,503 You thought I was waiting? 1067 01:07:39,704 --> 01:07:41,204 No, of course I didn't think that. 1068 01:07:43,504 --> 01:07:45,469 I don't know, I think in some way I thought I was doing it for you. 1069 01:07:45,471 --> 01:07:48,805 I'm struggling out there. I'm a miserable person. 1070 01:07:49,070 --> 01:07:50,569 Can we be very clear? 1071 01:07:50,571 --> 01:07:52,935 You did not do that for me. 1072 01:07:52,937 --> 01:07:54,638 You did that for you. 1073 01:07:55,537 --> 01:07:57,405 Everything that you do... 1074 01:07:57,771 --> 01:07:59,571 is just for yourself. 1075 01:08:12,538 --> 01:08:13,769 Emily, let's just go home. 1076 01:08:13,771 --> 01:08:15,471 I don't have a home! 1077 01:08:32,839 --> 01:08:34,771 Hey girl! 1078 01:08:34,773 --> 01:08:35,907 FUCK YOU! 1079 01:08:42,340 --> 01:08:44,639 Is that an invitation? 1080 01:08:58,073 --> 01:09:00,471 Oh, sorry, I don't have any cup holders. 1081 01:09:00,473 --> 01:09:01,374 It's okay. 1082 01:09:07,441 --> 01:09:08,242 Do you wanna see my gun? 1083 01:09:08,907 --> 01:09:11,208 - Excuse me? - I have a gun. 1084 01:09:11,408 --> 01:09:12,274 Let me show you. 1085 01:09:13,107 --> 01:09:14,341 - Like a real gun? - Yeah. 1086 01:09:15,506 --> 01:09:16,706 - Oh! Whoa... - It's like an antique. 1087 01:09:16,708 --> 01:09:17,241 Okay. 1088 01:09:18,008 --> 01:09:20,443 It's a .45 from 1911. 1089 01:09:20,674 --> 01:09:23,007 It's like literally over a hundred years old. 1090 01:09:23,009 --> 01:09:25,510 Yeah, that's the math there. 1091 01:09:25,874 --> 01:09:28,939 You want to see the bullets too? 1092 01:09:28,941 --> 01:09:31,739 No, I don't. I'm actually pretty good. Thank you. 1093 01:09:31,741 --> 01:09:33,872 You can put it away now. 1094 01:09:33,874 --> 01:09:35,007 You don't want to hold it? 1095 01:09:35,009 --> 01:09:36,210 Just hold it. 1096 01:09:37,476 --> 01:09:39,310 - I'm okay. I'm fine. - Okay, it's harmless. 1097 01:09:39,710 --> 01:09:41,408 It's not gonna bite you. 1098 01:09:41,410 --> 01:09:43,874 It's not. It's gonna shoot me. 1099 01:09:52,743 --> 01:09:55,211 You have like... 1100 01:09:55,411 --> 01:09:57,376 I was gonna say you've got goose bumps. 1101 01:09:57,378 --> 01:09:57,679 Yeah. 1102 01:09:58,243 --> 01:09:59,877 It's cold. 1103 01:10:04,911 --> 01:10:05,942 Huh... 1104 01:10:05,944 --> 01:10:06,910 Tickles. 1105 01:10:08,443 --> 01:10:09,245 You're funny. 1106 01:10:18,977 --> 01:10:20,278 Say it again! 1107 01:10:20,477 --> 01:10:21,711 You're funny. 1108 01:10:27,878 --> 01:10:29,076 I'll do it... 1109 01:10:29,078 --> 01:10:30,609 - Sorry. - It's okay. 1110 01:10:30,611 --> 01:10:32,377 Did you wear braces? 1111 01:10:32,379 --> 01:10:32,612 What? 1112 01:10:34,045 --> 01:10:35,844 Did you ever wear braces? You have like super nice teeth. 1113 01:10:35,846 --> 01:10:36,479 Shhh. 1114 01:10:39,347 --> 01:10:40,244 Okay, love. 1115 01:10:40,246 --> 01:10:41,813 - I got it. - So sexy. 1116 01:10:42,846 --> 01:10:43,711 Oh. You okay? 1117 01:10:43,713 --> 01:10:46,546 It's okay. I still have a boner. 1118 01:10:48,546 --> 01:10:49,711 I can't get this thing off. 1119 01:10:49,713 --> 01:10:51,877 It's a bralette. 1120 01:10:51,879 --> 01:10:54,614 It's like a training bra, but for adults. 1121 01:10:55,845 --> 01:10:57,347 Ah! God! 1122 01:10:58,046 --> 01:10:58,880 Oh... 1123 01:11:01,780 --> 01:11:02,778 Yeah, I like it... 1124 01:11:02,780 --> 01:11:03,480 Oh! 1125 01:11:04,513 --> 01:11:05,713 - Ah! - Ah, that felt good... 1126 01:11:06,079 --> 01:11:07,711 That's it. 1127 01:11:18,979 --> 01:11:20,447 Ah, shit. 1128 01:11:21,048 --> 01:11:22,615 Oh, my God. 1129 01:11:38,115 --> 01:11:39,582 Oh... 1130 01:12:34,950 --> 01:12:35,952 Hi. 1131 01:12:41,650 --> 01:12:43,251 What's the occasion? 1132 01:12:46,017 --> 01:12:47,949 Do you wanna get some breakfast or something? 1133 01:12:47,951 --> 01:12:48,685 No. 1134 01:12:49,584 --> 01:12:50,581 You stepped on my shoe, Dude. 1135 01:12:50,583 --> 01:12:51,351 Go. 1136 01:12:52,451 --> 01:12:52,916 We can get brunch somewhere else. 1137 01:12:52,918 --> 01:12:53,518 No. 1138 01:12:54,284 --> 01:12:54,685 You can't smoke here. 1139 01:12:55,152 --> 01:12:55,718 Go. 1140 01:12:56,484 --> 01:12:57,252 Not on your property. 1141 01:12:58,119 --> 01:12:59,483 Come on smart ass, just go! 1142 01:12:59,485 --> 01:13:01,083 Dude, hey, what the hell! 1143 01:13:01,085 --> 01:13:03,416 Do you want to hang out later? 1144 01:13:03,418 --> 01:13:04,285 - No. - Alright. 1145 01:13:04,819 --> 01:13:06,816 - Jesus Christ. - Okay, great... 1146 01:13:06,818 --> 01:13:07,719 Well, awesome. 1147 01:13:08,918 --> 01:13:10,819 - We did just boop, you know. - Oh God. 1148 01:13:12,285 --> 01:13:13,550 Alright, well, I'll call you. I don't have your number! 1149 01:13:13,552 --> 01:13:14,751 I'll google you. 1150 01:13:15,586 --> 01:13:17,917 Alright, well, have fun. 1151 01:13:17,919 --> 01:13:20,954 Save a piece of cat cake for me. 1152 01:13:25,753 --> 01:13:29,851 While we all mourn the loss of a member of our community, 1153 01:13:29,853 --> 01:13:34,351 it's important to think of this as a celebration of a life. 1154 01:13:34,353 --> 01:13:37,652 - To Mr. Roosevelt. - To Mr. Roosevelt. 1155 01:13:39,687 --> 01:13:43,955 And thank you to Melanie for making this beautiful pie. 1156 01:13:44,553 --> 01:13:46,987 I flew the pecans in from South Carolina. 1157 01:13:47,855 --> 01:13:50,518 But it's nothing compared to Bethany's cake. 1158 01:13:50,520 --> 01:13:52,553 I just found the picture on Facebook, 1159 01:13:52,555 --> 01:13:54,388 the cake shop did the rest. 1160 01:13:54,588 --> 01:13:56,385 Very thoughtful, Bethany. Thank you. 1161 01:13:56,387 --> 01:13:59,288 Everybody, let's take a picture together! 1162 01:14:00,687 --> 01:14:02,487 Okay, everybody get in. 1163 01:14:02,987 --> 01:14:03,753 Oh my God. 1164 01:14:05,587 --> 01:14:06,652 Alright. 1165 01:14:06,654 --> 01:14:08,755 Oh, get the pie... 1166 01:14:09,355 --> 01:14:12,418 in the picture and the cake, it's so beautiful. 1167 01:14:12,420 --> 01:14:13,222 Beautiful! 1168 01:14:14,087 --> 01:14:15,655 Resident photographer here. 1169 01:14:16,621 --> 01:14:19,421 Group effort. Oh and don't forget this! 1170 01:14:21,023 --> 01:14:23,656 You hold it. You were like his aunt. 1171 01:14:25,788 --> 01:14:26,686 Okay. 1172 01:14:26,688 --> 01:14:27,819 Alright, everybody squeeze in. 1173 01:14:27,821 --> 01:14:30,856 One, two, three... Say Mr. Roosevelt. 1174 01:14:31,357 --> 01:14:33,456 Mr. Roosevelt! 1175 01:14:34,023 --> 01:14:34,891 I got it. 1176 01:14:35,388 --> 01:14:36,754 Be sure to tag me. 1177 01:14:36,756 --> 01:14:38,220 Of course. 1178 01:14:38,222 --> 01:14:41,421 I want to propose a toast, to all of you who came today. 1179 01:14:41,423 --> 01:14:44,454 It's been tough the past few days for me and Eric, 1180 01:14:44,456 --> 01:14:46,688 but I think Mr. Roosevelt would have really appreciated 1181 01:14:46,690 --> 01:14:47,824 all of us coming together. 1182 01:14:48,024 --> 01:14:49,323 So thank you. 1183 01:14:50,424 --> 01:14:51,690 - We love you. - We love you, guys. 1184 01:14:52,957 --> 01:14:55,391 And I want to especially thank Emily Martin. 1185 01:14:57,423 --> 01:15:01,487 If it wasn't for her, I would never have gotten to know him. 1186 01:15:01,489 --> 01:15:02,425 To Emily. 1187 01:15:03,090 --> 01:15:04,490 To Emily. 1188 01:15:08,457 --> 01:15:09,923 Don't you fucking do that. 1189 01:15:11,689 --> 01:15:12,558 Excuse me? 1190 01:15:13,657 --> 01:15:16,258 I know what you're doing, Celeste. 1191 01:15:16,924 --> 01:15:18,889 I don't know what you're talking about? 1192 01:15:18,891 --> 01:15:20,688 "If it wasn't for her, 1193 01:15:20,690 --> 01:15:22,488 "I wouldn't have gotten to know him?" 1194 01:15:22,490 --> 01:15:24,325 Okay, we get it. 1195 01:15:24,558 --> 01:15:25,955 You're amazing. 1196 01:15:25,957 --> 01:15:27,024 You win! 1197 01:15:27,026 --> 01:15:28,590 You got the guy! 1198 01:15:28,592 --> 01:15:29,857 You got the house! 1199 01:15:29,859 --> 01:15:30,423 Emily? 1200 01:15:30,425 --> 01:15:31,626 Sweetie... 1201 01:15:32,526 --> 01:15:34,090 We all understand. 1202 01:15:34,092 --> 01:15:35,925 It's okay. We're hurting too. 1203 01:15:36,525 --> 01:15:38,055 I'm sorry. Do I know you? 1204 01:15:38,057 --> 01:15:39,757 Oh, I'm Bonnie. 1205 01:15:39,759 --> 01:15:42,527 Oh okay, Bonnie, I have a question. 1206 01:15:42,759 --> 01:15:43,492 Did you know him? 1207 01:15:45,559 --> 01:15:47,392 Did you know Teddy Roosevelt? 1208 01:15:47,892 --> 01:15:49,926 No, but I heard a lot about him. 1209 01:15:50,425 --> 01:15:52,424 Oh, you heard a lot about him. 1210 01:15:52,426 --> 01:15:53,524 That's the thing right there. 1211 01:15:53,525 --> 01:15:55,457 None of you knew him. 1212 01:15:55,459 --> 01:15:57,390 You're not here because you care about Mr. Roosevelt. 1213 01:15:57,392 --> 01:15:59,358 You're here because you care about yourselves. 1214 01:15:59,360 --> 01:16:00,558 So you can take pictures 1215 01:16:00,560 --> 01:16:01,758 for your Instagrams and your Facebooks, 1216 01:16:01,760 --> 01:16:04,524 And you can say "I did something, I was there." 1217 01:16:04,526 --> 01:16:07,827 And you, you bought pecans from another state? 1218 01:16:08,094 --> 01:16:09,393 Did you overnight it? 1219 01:16:10,093 --> 01:16:11,425 What is that? 1220 01:16:11,427 --> 01:16:12,628 That's insanity! 1221 01:16:13,960 --> 01:16:16,661 That's fucking insane! That's an insane thing to do! 1222 01:16:16,961 --> 01:16:19,629 Emily, maybe you've had too much to drink. 1223 01:16:20,526 --> 01:16:20,962 You think? 1224 01:16:21,661 --> 01:16:22,760 Emily... 1225 01:16:23,960 --> 01:16:26,991 I know why you're acting out, and it's okay. 1226 01:16:26,993 --> 01:16:28,458 Oh, do you? 1227 01:16:28,460 --> 01:16:30,094 You seem to know everything else, 1228 01:16:30,096 --> 01:16:31,160 so that's not a surprise, 1229 01:16:31,162 --> 01:16:34,329 so why don't you tell me Celeste why. 1230 01:16:35,461 --> 01:16:36,826 You just feel guilty. 1231 01:16:36,828 --> 01:16:37,762 Oh do I? 1232 01:16:38,828 --> 01:16:40,728 Yes, you feel guilty for leaving him. 1233 01:16:42,262 --> 01:16:45,361 I'm actually really happy that you and Eric found each other, 1234 01:16:45,363 --> 01:16:47,726 I think it's really special what you have so... 1235 01:16:47,728 --> 01:16:48,761 Congratulations. 1236 01:16:55,729 --> 01:16:57,363 No Emily, not Eric. 1237 01:16:59,462 --> 01:17:00,597 Mr. Roosevelt. 1238 01:17:02,363 --> 01:17:05,330 IT'S JUST A FUCKING CAT! 1239 01:17:18,863 --> 01:17:19,731 No, no, no. 1240 01:17:20,429 --> 01:17:21,364 Emily... 1241 01:17:22,263 --> 01:17:23,863 Emily, put Mr. Roosevelt down. 1242 01:17:24,130 --> 01:17:27,362 You don't have to do this. 1243 01:17:27,364 --> 01:17:28,361 Emily... 1244 01:17:28,363 --> 01:17:30,231 Emily... Please. 1245 01:17:30,529 --> 01:17:31,630 Emily. 1246 01:17:33,629 --> 01:17:34,632 I'm sorry. 1247 01:17:35,963 --> 01:17:37,297 Ohhh! 1248 01:17:37,732 --> 01:17:38,698 Get her! 1249 01:17:45,698 --> 01:17:47,232 Mr. Roosevelt! 1250 01:18:08,632 --> 01:18:09,695 Jen! 1251 01:18:09,697 --> 01:18:11,831 Okay, just calm down, 1252 01:18:11,833 --> 01:18:13,333 just start from the beginning. 1253 01:18:13,533 --> 01:18:14,432 What happened with Eric? 1254 01:18:14,434 --> 01:18:16,796 Okay, after we left the party, 1255 01:18:16,798 --> 01:18:18,696 we kind of, sort of kissed. 1256 01:18:18,698 --> 01:18:19,634 And then we had a fight. 1257 01:18:20,833 --> 01:18:21,698 And then, I don't... I'm such a fuck-up. 1258 01:18:21,700 --> 01:18:23,298 I don't know why I did it... 1259 01:18:23,300 --> 01:18:25,065 Dude, you kissed him. I don't see what the big deal is. 1260 01:18:25,067 --> 01:18:26,500 No, Jen, I fucked Art. 1261 01:18:26,699 --> 01:18:27,233 What? 1262 01:18:28,333 --> 01:18:29,064 And I woke up with him at Eric's place. 1263 01:18:29,066 --> 01:18:30,164 Emily. 1264 01:18:30,166 --> 01:18:31,831 There were all these people there, 1265 01:18:31,833 --> 01:18:33,031 and there was a cake with a picture of Mr. Roosevelt on it. 1266 01:18:33,033 --> 01:18:35,631 And I freaked out and then I took the ashes. 1267 01:18:35,633 --> 01:18:36,564 You took the ashes? 1268 01:18:36,566 --> 01:18:37,467 I took the ashes. 1269 01:18:37,934 --> 01:18:38,667 Bad ass. 1270 01:18:38,967 --> 01:18:40,332 Yeah? 1271 01:18:40,334 --> 01:18:42,964 So what are you going to do now? Are you leaving tomorrow? 1272 01:18:42,966 --> 01:18:44,064 I don't know! 1273 01:18:44,066 --> 01:18:45,431 I don't know! I don't know! 1274 01:18:45,433 --> 01:18:46,897 You could stay here. 1275 01:18:46,899 --> 01:18:49,599 No. I can't, I've already burned every bridge in Austin. 1276 01:18:49,601 --> 01:18:51,797 I'm gonna go back to LA, and try to get another editing gig. 1277 01:18:51,799 --> 01:18:53,266 And then audition for commercials and 1278 01:18:53,268 --> 01:18:56,366 be a desperate improv comedian who never gets a real job, 1279 01:18:56,368 --> 01:18:59,434 and ends up being some loser fucking waitress? 1280 01:19:00,734 --> 01:19:02,601 Yeah, you wouldn't want to do that. 1281 01:19:02,935 --> 01:19:04,734 No, Jen... 1282 01:19:05,034 --> 01:19:07,498 Jen, I didn't... Obviously, I didn't mean... 1283 01:19:07,500 --> 01:19:09,066 Emily, shut up! 1284 01:19:09,068 --> 01:19:11,970 You are amazing. Jen, I didn't know... 1285 01:19:12,502 --> 01:19:13,733 I even fucked this up. 1286 01:19:13,735 --> 01:19:14,835 No, you didn't! 1287 01:19:15,768 --> 01:19:18,599 Listen, I'm you're friend, no matter what. 1288 01:19:18,601 --> 01:19:20,533 But you need to grow the fuck up. 1289 01:19:20,535 --> 01:19:22,667 You're not the only one in the world with fucking problems. 1290 01:19:22,669 --> 01:19:24,833 You're right. I don't deserve friends. 1291 01:19:24,835 --> 01:19:27,067 God, you are so self-pitying! 1292 01:19:27,069 --> 01:19:27,900 I'm sorry! 1293 01:19:27,902 --> 01:19:30,869 Stop saying you're sorry! 1294 01:19:48,537 --> 01:19:49,035 Fuck! 1295 01:19:49,037 --> 01:19:49,503 Fuck! 1296 01:19:50,102 --> 01:19:50,837 Where's my bike? 1297 01:19:52,769 --> 01:19:53,769 Where's my bike? 1298 01:19:53,771 --> 01:19:55,338 Shit, shit... 1299 01:19:55,637 --> 01:19:56,504 Oh my God. 1300 01:19:57,403 --> 01:19:59,069 Someone fucking stole my bike! 1301 01:19:59,071 --> 01:20:00,905 It's so fucking obvious! 1302 01:20:02,903 --> 01:20:05,337 Fuck everyone! 1303 01:20:09,105 --> 01:20:09,973 No, Jen. 1304 01:20:10,537 --> 01:20:11,703 Hey, buddy. 1305 01:20:11,705 --> 01:20:14,370 Jen, Jen, no, I don't want to. 1306 01:20:14,372 --> 01:20:15,136 I'm just here to help. 1307 01:20:15,138 --> 01:20:16,168 You can't do this to me. 1308 01:20:16,170 --> 01:20:17,571 - I'm here to help. - I don't want it. 1309 01:20:18,637 --> 01:20:19,236 I'll hit you with a little water. 1310 01:20:19,238 --> 01:20:20,572 No, no, no. 1311 01:20:22,039 --> 01:20:23,803 - Don't do this. - There's nowhere to go. 1312 01:20:23,805 --> 01:20:24,471 No, no. 1313 01:20:25,639 --> 01:20:27,404 Come on, Em. You gotta face your fears. 1314 01:20:27,406 --> 01:20:27,473 No. 1315 01:20:31,105 --> 01:20:32,540 No, no. 1316 01:20:32,872 --> 01:20:33,973 - Just trying to help. - No! 1317 01:20:34,705 --> 01:20:36,405 - Here to help. - NO! 1318 01:21:04,040 --> 01:21:08,707 Ahhhhhhhhh! 1319 01:21:10,873 --> 01:21:14,275 Mr. Roosevelt! 1320 01:21:15,806 --> 01:21:17,508 I'm sorry! 1321 01:21:21,108 --> 01:21:22,942 I'm so sorry! 1322 01:22:11,877 --> 01:22:13,777 Jen, am I a bad person? 1323 01:22:15,444 --> 01:22:16,277 No... 1324 01:22:17,511 --> 01:22:18,144 There's no way in hell you're a bad person. 1325 01:22:18,776 --> 01:22:20,641 You're a good person, 1326 01:22:20,643 --> 01:22:22,245 with really bad execution. 1327 01:22:32,811 --> 01:22:33,611 You ready to do this? 1328 01:22:41,010 --> 01:22:41,578 Hi. 1329 01:22:44,810 --> 01:22:46,879 There's not much of him in here. 1330 01:22:50,379 --> 01:22:51,646 What's up? I'm Jen. 1331 01:22:53,011 --> 01:22:54,779 Heard a lot about you. 1332 01:22:55,478 --> 01:22:57,413 I'm not sure where Eric is. 1333 01:22:57,645 --> 01:22:59,576 After this morning, he just disappeared. 1334 01:22:59,578 --> 01:23:00,678 And he left his phone here. 1335 01:23:01,512 --> 01:23:03,311 I'm sure he's alright. 1336 01:23:06,912 --> 01:23:11,246 Emily, I was just trying to do something nice... 1337 01:23:11,446 --> 01:23:13,745 with the brunch, and with you. 1338 01:23:14,545 --> 01:23:15,547 Okay? 1339 01:23:16,713 --> 01:23:19,780 I don't know how to handle stuff like this. 1340 01:23:20,413 --> 01:23:22,444 Or maybe I went about it the wrong way. 1341 01:23:22,446 --> 01:23:24,478 And everyone's so upset. 1342 01:23:24,480 --> 01:23:25,847 Everyone is so upset. 1343 01:23:26,047 --> 01:23:27,413 And you ran away. 1344 01:23:28,781 --> 01:23:30,281 And Eric is gone and I don't even know who you are. 1345 01:23:31,846 --> 01:23:35,580 And I was just trying to do something nice. 1346 01:23:37,581 --> 01:23:40,514 And I wanted to do something right! 1347 01:23:46,813 --> 01:23:47,981 What the fuck! 1348 01:23:49,481 --> 01:23:52,379 This is the part where you're supposed to start laughing. 1349 01:23:52,381 --> 01:23:53,382 What? 1350 01:24:09,782 --> 01:24:11,380 You want some? 1351 01:24:11,382 --> 01:24:12,016 Yeah. 1352 01:24:24,582 --> 01:24:27,683 I never had a pet before Mr. Roosevelt... 1353 01:24:28,715 --> 01:24:30,016 Really? Never? 1354 01:24:30,850 --> 01:24:31,651 No. 1355 01:24:38,050 --> 01:24:39,917 Eric. 1356 01:24:40,516 --> 01:24:41,647 Where were you? 1357 01:24:41,649 --> 01:24:43,817 Just walking around, thinking. 1358 01:24:44,650 --> 01:24:45,651 - Are you wet? - Uh-huh. 1359 01:24:47,585 --> 01:24:49,484 Some stuff happened. 1360 01:24:55,951 --> 01:24:57,385 Shall we do this? 1361 01:25:56,653 --> 01:25:58,283 Dear Eric and Celeste, 1362 01:25:58,285 --> 01:26:00,618 Thank you for taking such good care of me. 1363 01:26:00,620 --> 01:26:03,784 Now that I'm no longer alive, I just want to report back and say, 1364 01:26:03,786 --> 01:26:05,721 the tuna in heaven is divine. 1365 01:26:05,922 --> 01:26:07,453 Love, Mr. Roosevelt. 1366 01:26:07,455 --> 01:26:10,052 PS: I know my mom Emily was kind of a cunt, 1367 01:26:10,054 --> 01:26:11,851 but she's grown up a lot over this weekend. 1368 01:26:11,853 --> 01:26:13,351 Thank you for showing her what a family looks like. 1369 01:26:13,353 --> 01:26:16,619 She thinks you guys are building something great together. 1370 01:26:16,621 --> 01:26:18,821 And the wood floors look awesome. 1371 01:26:22,954 --> 01:26:24,518 PPS: Sorry I broke your thing. 1372 01:26:24,520 --> 01:26:27,919 I tried to fix it as best as I could. 1373 01:26:27,921 --> 01:26:32,321 PPPS: Hey, just in case you didn't know, this is Emily writing this. 1374 01:26:38,721 --> 01:26:39,656 Hi, is Jen home? 1375 01:26:45,621 --> 01:26:46,754 I thought you were gone. 1376 01:26:46,756 --> 01:26:48,219 Yeah. I'm going to be leaving 1377 01:26:48,221 --> 01:26:52,457 I just wanted to say goodbye to you before you left for tour. 1378 01:26:52,789 --> 01:26:54,855 What? I'm not going on tour. 1379 01:26:54,857 --> 01:26:58,491 You say that now, but maybe this... 1380 01:26:58,888 --> 01:26:59,824 will change your mind. 1381 01:27:01,756 --> 01:27:03,554 "mdotclark79" 1382 01:27:03,556 --> 01:27:06,155 "This drummer is sick. Come to Cincinnati." 1383 01:27:06,157 --> 01:27:08,555 The people have spoken. They love you. 1384 01:27:08,557 --> 01:27:10,020 Dude, maybe I will go on tour. 1385 01:27:10,022 --> 01:27:13,258 Yeah you will. Guess my YouTube came in handy for something. 1386 01:27:13,457 --> 01:27:14,690 Fuck yeah! 1387 01:27:16,023 --> 01:27:18,358 Well, Jen, I'm gonna miss you. 1388 01:27:19,555 --> 01:27:21,055 I'm gonna miss you, too, man. 1389 01:27:21,057 --> 01:27:22,657 Bring it in. Bring it in. 1390 01:27:23,022 --> 01:27:24,690 - Oh my God. - Yeah! 1391 01:27:28,457 --> 01:27:29,892 Well, I guess that's it. 1392 01:27:30,590 --> 01:27:31,491 See you. 1393 01:27:32,391 --> 01:27:33,589 Oh, wait Jen, I almost forgot. 1394 01:27:33,591 --> 01:27:36,655 I am flat broke. Can I get a ride to the airport? 1395 01:27:36,657 --> 01:27:38,491 - Oh, fuck you. - Okay. 1396 01:27:39,792 --> 01:27:41,659 - I'll get my keys. - Okay. 1397 01:27:42,000 --> 01:28:02,000 https://t.me/RickyChannel 89062

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