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Oh, I'm finally here.
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Oh, this has been my dream
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ever since I saw "An American in Paris."
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For me, it was "Am�lie."
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I made my mom give me that haircut.
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Happy Valentine's Day, mon cheri.
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Ah, gay Paree.
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See, I told you it would be Claire.
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- I had my money on Jay.
- Sorry, ladies,
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I'm in too good a mood.
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It's no big deal.
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I'm getting a lifetime achievement award
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at this year's Expo
Internationale du Closet.
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Why don't they translate the last word?
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I'm sure they have a word for closet.
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They're French.
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Maybe they went on strike
before they got to the end.
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Monsieur Pritchett,
welcome to the Crowne Plaza.
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I am Bernard Busse,
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president of the
International Closet Guild.
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Mwah!
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- Mwah!
- Oh, God. He made the sound.
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And this woman needs no introduction.
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You are just as beautiful
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as Jay described in his e-mail.
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It's a pleasure to meet you, Stella.
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Oh, no, no. This is my wife, Gloria.
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I-I put you in the e-mail,
but then it was too long.
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Well, I hope to see you both
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at the cocktail reception in an hour.
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A bientôt.
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Adi�s.
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'Cause that's what we need.
A third language.
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We have an hour.
We should go sightseeing.
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- Maybe check out Notre Dame.
- No, thank you.
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I saw it back in the day,
before it was a shell of itself.
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Seeing it again would only depress me.
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Yeah, I know what you mean.
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That's why I can't shop at Sears.
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Manny, why don't you go and check us in
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since you disgraced this family
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by learning French instead of Spanish.
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And get that room that they promised me.
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Apparently some earl once slept there.
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We're so proud of you, Dad.
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Thanks. I only wish my old
man could be here to see this.
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You know, it's funny.
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He stormed the beaches of Normandy,
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and I'm getting a closet award.
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We keep topping each other.
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Who knows what Joe will do?
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Hey, w-what are you doing now?
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Well, you know, it's Valentine's Day,
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so I think I'm gonna enjoy
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the most romantic city in
the world with my husband.
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- Mm.
- Oh. Sorry.
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Phil can't come to Paris
because he has to work.
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It stinks, but I am still
gonna have so much fun
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visiting all my favorite places
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from the semester I
spent there in college.
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Real-estate emergency.
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Um, broker/client confidentiality
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fobids me from discussing it.
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The stuff I've seen...
you do not want to know.
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Correct.
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Look, if you want,
and you don't feel too awkward
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about being a third wheel, maybe...
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Ugh! Pity invite from Mitchell?
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How the tables have turned.
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No, merci.
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I'm gonna go find my favorite caf�,
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have a glass of wine, and try
not to be sad that I'm all alone.
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Okay, great. Have fun.
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Bye.
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Ooh-la-la.
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You know, I heard the bread here
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is healthier than the
kind we have back home.
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Well, how is that possible?
Bread is bread.
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You would think,
but it's actually the way
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that the grain is, um...
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No, no, it's...
It's the way that the... the ovens...
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Okay, look, I'm gonna have a
lot of bread while we're here.
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I need it to be okay.
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I am so sorry.
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I think I'm jet-lagged.
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You know what? I might take a nap
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while you go out and... explore.
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Ooh! Oh.
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What was that? W-Why did your bag honk?
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I think that was a phone.
You know, that's how they ring here.
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Will somebody answer that? Hmm? Hmm?
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Don't be mad.
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Fizbo?
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My sweaters were too bulky to pack,
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but Fizbo made the cut?
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Oh, come on.
You know it's always been my dream to...
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to bring the magic of Fizbo
to the streets of Paris.
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You're not jet-lagged.
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You were gonna sneak
out and go clown around.
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You know that's not how we say it.
It's "clown about."
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I-I can't believe you lied to me.
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Well, I can't believe I had to.
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You know, most clowns have
spouses that are supportive.
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I'm not convinced
most clowns have spouses.
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Claire was about to meet
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Clive Bixby's French cousin, Claude.
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The plan was simple enough.
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All I did was create
a fake work emergency
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and wait for Claire
at her favorite caf�.
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Welcome to France.
What is the purpose of your visit?
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L'amour.
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Just answer the question, sir!
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Oh, I'm s-so sorry.
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Um, business...
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of l'amour.
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It helps to add a little sugar...
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Claude.
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Oh. Thank you, but th...
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this is, uh, not my real name.
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It's my romantic alter ego.
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I'm surprising my wife.
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Not bad.
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For an American.
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Oh, really? You can do better?
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Many years ago,
I met a woman in this very caf�.
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We had a brief but passionate affair,
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spending our days exploring Paris
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and our nights...
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exploring each other.
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Mm.
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Well, I-I once took a woman
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to both Disneyland and
Knott's Berry Farm.
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In the same day.
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On the day we parted...
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we promised to meet here
on this Valentine's Day
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to rekindle our love.
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Who knows?
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The chances of her even remembering...
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Oh, mon dieu.
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- Claire!
- Claire!
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Mmm.
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Bonjour.
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Hello.
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- Oh!
- Oh.
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I'm... I'm so sorry.
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"Sorry"?
H-How did you know I speak English?
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Have a nice visit.
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Excusez-moi.
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Um... ou se trouve, um...
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What are you looking for?
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Mona Lisa? McDonald's?
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Both are that way.
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Heads up,
the portions here are normal-size.
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H-How did you know I'm American?
Is my accent that bad?
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We're dressed the same.
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There's no reason to attack me.
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Hey. Where's Jay?
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I think he's nervous.
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He has changed his outfit three times.
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If this is what it's like to be
married to me, it's no picnic.
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We have a problem.
I have to show you something. Come here.
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Burl Saunders!
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Close. Earl Chambers.
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Jay isn't getting the award.
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He's accepting it on behalf
of his ex-partner, Earl.
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What?
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How?
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When the Expo called,
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Manny talked to them
because he speaks French.
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At least, he thought he did.
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In my defense,
the French word for "hotel room"
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sounds a lot like "chamber."
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Oh, oui, oui.
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They said you're putting
you up in the royal suite.
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It used to be some earl's chamber.
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That's closet people for you...
class all the way!
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Ah. He's here. What do we do?
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Nothing. Tell him the truth.
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Jay's a grown man. He can handle it.
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Okay, but if he goes for my throat,
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be ready to dial neuf, un, un.
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That language.
It's like a bunch of horses talking.
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Look at this place. Everybody's here.
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Heinrich Muler of Berlin Closet-stadt,
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Susan Sadaki from Tokyo
Closets and Canned Whale Meat.
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It's a regular who's who.
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Yeah, even when you say all their names.
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You know, I gotta tell you,
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this award couldn't have
come at a better time.
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With my closet company gone,
sometimes it feels like
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I don't have anything to
show for a lifetime of work,
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like it didn't matter.
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But now I know it did.
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Yes.
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Wait here.
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I'll be right back.
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New plan... I'm getting him out of here,
keeping him busy.
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You go and talk to the closet people.
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Make them give him an award.
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Any kind of award.
He won't know the difference.
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- How?
- Bribe them.
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Blackmail them. Seduce them.
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Have I taught you nothing?
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Phil?
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- Claire.
- Claire?
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Guy? Oh, my God.
What are you doing here?
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Claire, you know this Guy?
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Well, um... I used to.
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What are you both doing here?
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I came to surprise you
on Valentine's Day.
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You know the guy on the plane
with all the face bandages?
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- That was me.
- Oh.
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Claire, do you not remember
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asking me to meet you here in this caf�
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exactly 30 years after we parted?
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Vaguely.
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I-I-I was crazy to think
this could work out.
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Of course a woman as
magnificent as you is married.
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I don't want to interfere
with your day of romance.
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I will wander our old haunts alone
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and return to my hotel
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in the ghostly embrace of our memories.
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- Adieu, Claire.
- Okay, cool. Bye.
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- Yeah.
- Let's go.
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- Alright, big day. Lots of plans.
- Mm.
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First things first,
getting into character.
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Oh.
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Claude Bixby,
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mustard magnate with a flair for...
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Uh, Phil... Claude...
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I-I love that you're doing all of this,
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but doesn't some tiny part of you
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feel guilty for ditching Guy?
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I mean, he did wait for me for 30 years.
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We could invite him for a glass of wine.
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Fine.
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But I'm warning you,
if he gets out of line,
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- Claude knows karate.
- Mm.
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And Krav Maga.
He's Jewish on his mother's side.
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Ooh.
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Let's go this way, to the museum.
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Are you sure? I think they're
expecting me back inside.
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Make them wait.
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Why do you think the brides
arrive after everyone else?
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You're the bride.
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Yeah, I'm the bride.
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- Alright, let's...
- No, no, no.
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You know what? It's this side.
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- So, tomorrow...
- No, no!
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You know what? I'm sorry. It's this way.
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- Are you kidding me?!
- What?!
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How beautiful!
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Bonjour.
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B-Bonjour.
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Bonjour.
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Hunh-hunh.
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Oh.
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Pardon. Excusez-moi.
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Hunh-hunh!
260
00:09:48,934 --> 00:09:50,801
- Bonjour.
- Ooh.
261
00:09:50,903 --> 00:09:52,869
- Une table pour un, monsieur?
- Uh, ehh.
262
00:09:58,777 --> 00:10:00,276
Oh, Claire, remember that time
263
00:10:00,345 --> 00:10:02,512
when we snuck into the
cellar of that wine bar?
264
00:10:02,581 --> 00:10:05,315
Oh, God, we were so crazy and so young!
265
00:10:05,810 --> 00:10:06,816
Not anymore.
What's that, Grandma?
266
00:10:06,918 --> 00:10:07,919
She's a grandma now.
267
00:10:08,564 --> 00:10:10,820
Oh! Well, there's nothing more beautiful
268
00:10:10,855 --> 00:10:12,922
than a life creating life,
which in turn...
269
00:10:12,991 --> 00:10:14,223
Creates more life.
270
00:10:14,892 --> 00:10:17,927
Well, uh...
Claire and I should get going.
271
00:10:17,995 --> 00:10:19,461
I was hoping to get up to Sacre Coeur
272
00:10:19,530 --> 00:10:20,829
to get a view of the whole city.
273
00:10:20,932 --> 00:10:22,031
No need.
274
00:10:22,099 --> 00:10:24,533
I have a rooftop garden
suite at The Peninsula.
275
00:10:24,602 --> 00:10:25,834
It's the best view in town.
276
00:10:25,903 --> 00:10:27,636
How perfect is this?
277
00:10:27,738 --> 00:10:30,306
Frustratingly!
278
00:10:31,008 --> 00:10:32,941
Alright. Here we go.
279
00:10:33,043 --> 00:10:35,243
Let's see here.
280
00:10:35,312 --> 00:10:36,411
Oh.
281
00:10:36,413 --> 00:10:37,679
Bonjour.
282
00:10:37,748 --> 00:10:40,048
In a few minutes, I'm going
to be performing in the square.
283
00:10:40,117 --> 00:10:42,551
Je m'appelle Fizbo.
284
00:10:45,322 --> 00:10:46,955
Lui, c'est Fizbeau.
285
00:10:47,024 --> 00:10:48,924
- What?
- He is Fizbeau!
286
00:10:49,026 --> 00:10:50,826
Fizbeau, okay?
287
00:10:59,936 --> 00:11:02,970
Guy, this suite is so beautiful.
288
00:11:03,039 --> 00:11:04,672
I think the last time we were in Paris,
289
00:11:04,774 --> 00:11:06,741
we had a franc between the two of us.
290
00:11:06,843 --> 00:11:09,077
Oh, God! Who's Frank?
291
00:11:09,145 --> 00:11:11,312
I've been lucky in business,
292
00:11:11,381 --> 00:11:12,947
less so in love.
293
00:11:13,616 --> 00:11:16,116
I guess it's turned
me into a workaholic.
294
00:11:16,185 --> 00:11:20,087
I must be in the office
10, 12 hours a week.
295
00:11:20,156 --> 00:11:21,622
Shall we have some champagne?
296
00:11:21,724 --> 00:11:22,756
Uh, no, thank you.
297
00:11:22,825 --> 00:11:24,358
I'm not really in the
mood for champagne.
298
00:11:24,460 --> 00:11:26,860
Lucky for us,
because there are only two glasses.
299
00:11:27,223 --> 00:11:30,497
- Ah.
- Allow me to make a toast.
300
00:11:32,100 --> 00:11:33,266
- To Phil.
- Aw.
301
00:11:33,335 --> 00:11:35,101
For allowing me to spend a bit more time
302
00:11:35,204 --> 00:11:37,003
with the most generous
lover I've ever...
303
00:11:37,072 --> 00:11:39,172
Okay! I see what you're doing here.
304
00:11:39,241 --> 00:11:42,142
The champagne, the hotel suite,
that carousel ride.
305
00:11:42,177 --> 00:11:45,178
You two stopped laughing
every time I circled around.
306
00:11:45,697 --> 00:11:48,398
I'm sorry, buddy,
but it's not gonna happen.
307
00:11:48,466 --> 00:11:50,500
Phil's right. I'm a married woman.
308
00:11:50,568 --> 00:11:52,936
There will be no romance on this trip.
309
00:11:53,004 --> 00:11:55,038
I'm sorry. I've been a fool.
310
00:11:55,073 --> 00:11:58,308
I guess I let myself indulge in
a fantasy more than I should.
311
00:11:58,376 --> 00:12:02,878
Please, let us all pretend this...
312
00:12:02,880 --> 00:12:04,113
never happened.
313
00:12:04,215 --> 00:12:05,381
Wait.
314
00:12:05,450 --> 00:12:07,316
Was that Poulanc's misdirect?
315
00:12:07,418 --> 00:12:08,884
Indeed.
316
00:12:08,986 --> 00:12:09,885
Oh.
317
00:12:09,954 --> 00:12:11,387
A fellow prestidigitator?
318
00:12:11,456 --> 00:12:12,465
Yes!
319
00:12:13,320 --> 00:12:14,457
Put her there.
320
00:12:15,727 --> 00:12:16,926
Your watch, sir?
321
00:12:16,994 --> 00:12:18,327
- Looking for this?
- What?!
322
00:12:18,429 --> 00:12:19,528
Oh, no way!
323
00:12:20,139 --> 00:12:21,263
We should bounce.
324
00:12:21,315 --> 00:12:23,533
Tell me you're going to
visit Le Mus�e des Magiciens
325
00:12:23,568 --> 00:12:23,983
while you're here.
326
00:12:24,085 --> 00:12:25,150
- Ohh.
- The Museum of Magicians?
327
00:12:25,252 --> 00:12:26,452
I'm dying to go, but they're closed
328
00:12:26,554 --> 00:12:27,786
Fridays, Saturdays, and Sundays...
329
00:12:27,855 --> 00:12:29,516
and Mondays and Wednesdays.
330
00:12:29,551 --> 00:12:31,189
Not if you know the owner.
331
00:12:31,258 --> 00:12:32,724
I can get us a private tour.
332
00:12:32,793 --> 00:12:34,793
Sweet! Claire, what do you say?
333
00:12:34,795 --> 00:12:36,161
We can pretend to saw you in half.
334
00:12:36,230 --> 00:12:37,450
Or just do it.
335
00:12:39,766 --> 00:12:41,032
Hello. Hi. Hi. Excuse me.
336
00:12:41,134 --> 00:12:42,334
Why are you dressed like that?
337
00:12:42,436 --> 00:12:43,768
Imposteur!
338
00:12:43,837 --> 00:12:45,036
Tu es un imposteur!
339
00:12:45,138 --> 00:12:46,805
You're... You're the imposteur...
340
00:12:46,873 --> 00:12:48,707
if that word means
what I think it means.
341
00:12:48,809 --> 00:12:49,834
He'd stolen Fizbo.
342
00:12:49,843 --> 00:12:51,176
The whimsically mismatched plaids,
343
00:12:51,245 --> 00:12:52,677
my trademark bold splash of pink,
344
00:12:52,746 --> 00:12:53,979
my blue lip!
345
00:12:54,297 --> 00:12:56,831
He'd clearly seen one of
my online clown tutorials!
346
00:12:56,933 --> 00:12:58,833
Hey, guys. Fizbo again.
347
00:12:58,935 --> 00:13:00,869
Just remember when you're
applying your rouge to go easy.
348
00:13:00,971 --> 00:13:02,437
You're an Auguste clown, not a tramp.
349
00:13:03,607 --> 00:13:05,242
You know what? Give me the jacket.
350
00:13:05,277 --> 00:13:06,307
Oh! I...
351
00:13:06,309 --> 00:13:07,745
I should've seen that coming.
352
00:13:07,780 --> 00:13:09,244
Donne moi ce mouchoir!
353
00:13:13,063 --> 00:13:15,332
- Touch�, monsieur!
- You know what? Give me my wig.
354
00:13:16,369 --> 00:13:17,635
And that's when it hit me.
355
00:13:17,737 --> 00:13:18,865
Ooh!
356
00:13:19,772 --> 00:13:21,305
"The Clowns of Europe."
357
00:13:21,373 --> 00:13:23,240
I got this when I was a teenager.
358
00:13:23,342 --> 00:13:25,342
It was my "Sergeant Pepper's."
359
00:13:25,411 --> 00:13:27,744
Clown after clown pushing the envelope,
360
00:13:27,813 --> 00:13:29,513
including Fizbeau.
361
00:13:29,615 --> 00:13:32,015
B-E-A-U!
362
00:13:32,051 --> 00:13:34,017
Here, I thought I'd come up
with the idea, but he was right.
363
00:13:34,119 --> 00:13:35,919
I was the imposteur.
364
00:13:35,988 --> 00:13:37,087
If that's the word.
365
00:13:37,156 --> 00:13:38,589
For my high school language requirement,
366
00:13:38,691 --> 00:13:40,023
I took auction-calling.
367
00:13:44,396 --> 00:13:47,163
Isn't Napoleon's tomb spectacular?
368
00:13:47,182 --> 00:13:50,183
Just so you know, when I go,
I-I don't need all this.
369
00:13:52,120 --> 00:13:53,887
Look. That's Manny over there.
370
00:13:53,989 --> 00:13:55,121
No, no.
371
00:13:55,223 --> 00:13:56,623
I'll go get him.
372
00:14:00,195 --> 00:14:01,328
How did it go?
373
00:14:01,430 --> 00:14:03,229
Are they giving Jay an award?
374
00:14:03,332 --> 00:14:05,799
No. They said it would set
a very dangerous precedent.
375
00:14:05,901 --> 00:14:07,100
And in perfect English.
376
00:14:07,202 --> 00:14:08,535
Turns out this whole misunderstanding
377
00:14:08,637 --> 00:14:09,803
was completely avoidable.
378
00:14:09,905 --> 00:14:11,338
We need to figure out something.
379
00:14:11,440 --> 00:14:13,173
Jay can never find out
380
00:14:13,275 --> 00:14:16,042
that Earl got an award instead of him.
381
00:14:17,502 --> 00:14:18,511
Wow.
382
00:14:18,513 --> 00:14:19,646
Look at this place.
383
00:14:20,148 --> 00:14:22,148
The craftsmanship, the architecture.
384
00:14:22,250 --> 00:14:24,417
They say the domed ceiling
acts as a whisper chamber.
385
00:14:24,519 --> 00:14:26,519
What does "whisper chamber" mean?
386
00:14:26,621 --> 00:14:29,022
It means I heard
everything you just said.
387
00:14:29,124 --> 00:14:30,890
I have to turn my TV up to 40,
388
00:14:30,993 --> 00:14:32,525
but that was loud and clear!
389
00:14:37,019 --> 00:14:38,532
Ah.
390
00:14:38,601 --> 00:14:40,300
Hunh-hunh.
391
00:14:40,403 --> 00:14:41,412
Mm-hmm. Mm.
392
00:14:42,905 --> 00:14:44,104
- Ah.
- Merci.
393
00:14:44,206 --> 00:14:45,305
Oh.
394
00:14:45,374 --> 00:14:46,707
It was easy to fit in.
395
00:14:46,776 --> 00:14:49,610
All I had to do was look good
and have a lot of attitude.
396
00:14:49,679 --> 00:14:51,512
Paris was just like one big gay bar.
397
00:14:51,614 --> 00:14:53,647
- Et voilà.
- Ah.
398
00:14:56,485 --> 00:14:57,885
Votre pigeon, monsieur.
399
00:14:57,953 --> 00:14:59,253
"Pigeon"?
400
00:14:59,321 --> 00:15:00,521
Notre sp�cialit�.
401
00:15:00,589 --> 00:15:01,655
- Ah.
- Bon app�tit.
402
00:15:01,757 --> 00:15:03,123
Yah.
403
00:15:04,894 --> 00:15:06,460
Yaaaaah.
404
00:15:14,436 --> 00:15:15,635
No. I can't... I can't do it.
405
00:15:15,737 --> 00:15:17,170
I can't do it. I'm not French.
406
00:15:17,272 --> 00:15:18,805
And I-I'm not eating that.
407
00:15:18,874 --> 00:15:21,174
This scarf is driving me crazy!
408
00:15:22,311 --> 00:15:23,376
E-Excusez-moi...
409
00:15:23,378 --> 00:15:24,477
Cheeseburger, that way.
410
00:15:24,480 --> 00:15:25,912
Cool. Thanks, man!
411
00:15:28,216 --> 00:15:29,516
Wow.
412
00:15:29,618 --> 00:15:31,985
It's amazing how much magic
they got out of those old wands.
413
00:15:32,087 --> 00:15:34,554
Today, magicians have it so easy,
you know?
414
00:15:34,656 --> 00:15:35,822
Oh, yeah.
415
00:15:35,891 --> 00:15:38,791
Well, this basically feels
like a natural breaking point,
416
00:15:38,894 --> 00:15:40,026
for me, at least.
417
00:15:40,095 --> 00:15:42,661
Uh, Phil and I should
probably... you know?
418
00:15:42,680 --> 00:15:44,113
If you must, but our tickets
419
00:15:44,182 --> 00:15:46,415
also get us to Le Mus�e des Automates.
420
00:15:46,484 --> 00:15:48,651
They're like robots, but very primitive.
421
00:15:48,720 --> 00:15:50,353
They basically do nothing.
422
00:15:50,421 --> 00:15:53,255
Um, like the one I built
out of old mufflers?
423
00:15:53,274 --> 00:15:54,296
Can we, Claire?
424
00:15:54,325 --> 00:15:55,725
Oh, yes, can we, Claire?
425
00:15:57,128 --> 00:15:58,317
Excuse me.
426
00:15:58,729 --> 00:15:59,762
Hey, Gloria. What's up?
427
00:15:59,764 --> 00:16:00,996
I have a problem.
428
00:16:01,055 --> 00:16:02,057
Yeah, so do I.
429
00:16:02,066 --> 00:16:03,432
Apparently, I'm into nerds.
430
00:16:03,534 --> 00:16:04,767
It's Jay.
431
00:16:04,869 --> 00:16:06,402
He's not getting that award.
432
00:16:06,470 --> 00:16:07,803
What?!
433
00:16:07,871 --> 00:16:09,438
It was some kind of mistake,
434
00:16:09,540 --> 00:16:11,673
he found out, and now we can't find him.
435
00:16:11,742 --> 00:16:13,775
Oh, my God. Okay, I-I'll be right there.
436
00:16:13,877 --> 00:16:15,377
Are you sure it's okay?
437
00:16:15,446 --> 00:16:17,613
Uh, yeah, it's more than okay.
438
00:16:20,919 --> 00:16:22,451
Hey.
439
00:16:23,153 --> 00:16:24,285
Hey.
440
00:16:24,387 --> 00:16:25,687
H-How did you find me?
441
00:16:25,755 --> 00:16:27,655
Well, you're pretty easy to spot.
442
00:16:27,757 --> 00:16:29,791
Look, I-I'm sorry I overreacted, okay?
443
00:16:29,859 --> 00:16:33,027
If you want to be Fizbo, be Fizbo.
444
00:16:33,129 --> 00:16:34,862
I can never be Fizbo again.
445
00:16:34,931 --> 00:16:36,397
Fizbo is dead.
446
00:16:36,466 --> 00:16:37,665
Oh, you're a moving target.
447
00:16:37,734 --> 00:16:40,068
Look, I ran into the real Fizbo today,
448
00:16:40,170 --> 00:16:41,769
and he squirted me in
the face with water
449
00:16:41,871 --> 00:16:43,071
and hit me in the head with a book.
450
00:16:43,073 --> 00:16:44,082
What?!
451
00:16:44,424 --> 00:16:46,157
See, here, I thought I had created
452
00:16:46,259 --> 00:16:47,358
this special, unique thing,
453
00:16:47,427 --> 00:16:50,228
but I'm the one that's
been a fraud all this time!
454
00:16:51,064 --> 00:16:52,597
I'm throwing the suit in the river!
455
00:16:52,699 --> 00:16:53,898
Wait.
456
00:16:53,967 --> 00:16:56,033
That's littering.
There's a trash can right over here.
457
00:16:56,585 --> 00:16:57,818
Wait!
458
00:16:57,887 --> 00:16:59,586
Look, I-I gotta say, um...
459
00:16:59,689 --> 00:17:01,889
I don't...
I don't think you stole anything.
460
00:17:01,991 --> 00:17:03,123
What do you mean?
461
00:17:03,192 --> 00:17:05,125
Well, you said he hit you
in the head with a book.
462
00:17:05,227 --> 00:17:07,494
I mean,
I thought Fizbo was all about joy.
463
00:17:07,563 --> 00:17:09,797
He is. He's the embodiment
of childlike innocence.
464
00:17:09,897 --> 00:17:10,898
Exactly.
465
00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:13,467
Fizbo would never resort to violence.
466
00:17:13,536 --> 00:17:15,703
This guy doesn't sound like Fizbo to me.
467
00:17:15,771 --> 00:17:16,971
Well, he sure looked like him.
468
00:17:17,039 --> 00:17:19,606
Fizbo's more than just
a-a pair of big shoes
469
00:17:19,675 --> 00:17:22,109
and an... un-sexy jacket.
470
00:17:22,211 --> 00:17:23,410
He... He's an idea.
471
00:17:23,912 --> 00:17:25,379
If I've learned anything today,
472
00:17:25,481 --> 00:17:27,481
it's that clothes do not make the man...
473
00:17:27,583 --> 00:17:28,815
or the clown.
474
00:17:29,337 --> 00:17:31,651
And you are the real Fizbo.
475
00:17:32,859 --> 00:17:34,821
- You mean it?
- I know.
476
00:17:34,890 --> 00:17:36,022
Now, come on.
477
00:17:36,091 --> 00:17:38,058
Let's enjoy Paris. It's Valentine's Day.
478
00:17:39,195 --> 00:17:40,260
Mwah.
479
00:17:40,462 --> 00:17:41,467
Come on.
480
00:17:41,496 --> 00:17:43,396
Where did you get this crazy get-up?
481
00:17:43,498 --> 00:17:44,998
People are gonna stare.
482
00:17:47,135 --> 00:17:50,403
So... what was your favorite
part of the robot museum?
483
00:17:50,472 --> 00:17:51,671
Oh, man.
484
00:17:51,740 --> 00:17:53,139
I can't decide. You go first.
485
00:17:53,208 --> 00:17:54,407
No, you'll just copy me.
486
00:17:54,509 --> 00:17:56,242
I do that.
487
00:17:57,118 --> 00:17:59,779
Well, let's, uh,
let's just say it at the same time.
488
00:17:59,781 --> 00:18:00,780
On three.
489
00:18:00,782 --> 00:18:02,315
One, two, three.
490
00:18:02,417 --> 00:18:04,283
The mechanical monkey band.
491
00:18:04,352 --> 00:18:05,358
- Le jinx!
- Jinx!
492
00:18:06,090 --> 00:18:07,186
Double jinx.
493
00:18:08,256 --> 00:18:09,555
Ohhhh.
494
00:18:09,957 --> 00:18:11,023
Pour vous deux.
495
00:18:11,092 --> 00:18:13,759
O-Oh, my God. It's a painting!
496
00:18:13,861 --> 00:18:14,994
Of us!
497
00:18:15,096 --> 00:18:16,295
Merci.
498
00:18:16,397 --> 00:18:18,497
- Merci beaucoup.
- Merci.
499
00:18:19,137 --> 00:18:21,100
Is my... hand on yours?
500
00:18:21,168 --> 00:18:23,969
Yeah, but I-I don't...
think we did that.
501
00:18:26,157 --> 00:18:29,691
Well, um, I better...
better go find Claire.
502
00:18:29,760 --> 00:18:31,160
Of course. Yes.
503
00:18:31,228 --> 00:18:32,795
Okay. W-Weird. I guess this is goodbye.
504
00:18:32,897 --> 00:18:34,463
You... You should have this.
505
00:18:34,532 --> 00:18:36,165
Keep it.
506
00:18:36,233 --> 00:18:38,500
You'll give it to me in 30 years.
507
00:18:38,602 --> 00:18:40,090
In our caf�.
508
00:18:40,553 --> 00:18:41,670
I'll be there.
509
00:18:44,106 --> 00:18:46,408
Au revoir... Guy.
510
00:18:54,299 --> 00:18:55,383
Hey.
511
00:18:55,385 --> 00:18:56,951
I talked to Gloria.
512
00:18:57,020 --> 00:18:58,686
Thought I might find you here.
513
00:18:59,169 --> 00:19:02,724
It's a shame, Notre Dame.
514
00:19:02,826 --> 00:19:04,292
The fire.
515
00:19:04,394 --> 00:19:05,426
Yeah.
516
00:19:05,495 --> 00:19:07,862
It used to be so
impressive back in its day.
517
00:19:07,964 --> 00:19:10,631
It's still pretty impressive.
518
00:19:10,734 --> 00:19:13,634
Just a shell of its former self.
519
00:19:13,703 --> 00:19:15,703
Best days are behind it.
520
00:19:17,407 --> 00:19:19,340
It'll never be the same.
521
00:19:21,444 --> 00:19:25,246
It's taken some hits,
but it's still standing,
522
00:19:25,348 --> 00:19:27,663
and that's... that's grit.
523
00:19:27,698 --> 00:19:29,850
That's what inspires people.
524
00:19:29,952 --> 00:19:31,819
That's what inspires me.
525
00:19:32,888 --> 00:19:34,755
It's so embarrassing.
526
00:19:34,824 --> 00:19:36,423
The whole reason the family's here
527
00:19:36,492 --> 00:19:38,025
is to see me get that damn award.
528
00:19:38,127 --> 00:19:39,193
Oh, Dad!
529
00:19:39,261 --> 00:19:40,828
You and I are the only
ones in this family
530
00:19:40,930 --> 00:19:42,729
who care about closets.
531
00:19:42,798 --> 00:19:45,098
We're here because we love you.
532
00:19:45,752 --> 00:19:48,602
Come on. Let's go
get ready for that dinner.
533
00:19:54,242 --> 00:19:58,211
45 years is a long time
to spend in one industry,
534
00:19:58,313 --> 00:20:00,146
and I've accomplished a lot.
535
00:20:00,248 --> 00:20:02,115
The whisper hinge brought serenity
536
00:20:02,217 --> 00:20:03,616
to the American bedroom.
537
00:20:03,685 --> 00:20:07,687
My glow knobs revolutionized
getting dressed in the dark.
538
00:20:07,789 --> 00:20:09,356
And I led the charge
539
00:20:09,458 --> 00:20:12,592
to standardize the angle of shoe racks.
540
00:20:12,694 --> 00:20:16,429
But the thing that I'm...
that I'm proudest of...
541
00:20:16,531 --> 00:20:17,597
is my family.
542
00:20:19,101 --> 00:20:21,468
Thank you for being here.
543
00:20:21,570 --> 00:20:23,236
I love you all.
544
00:20:25,207 --> 00:20:27,307
You're my lifetime achievement award.
545
00:20:27,409 --> 00:20:29,542
- Oh! Thanks, Dad.
- That's so sweet.
546
00:20:29,644 --> 00:20:30,677
We love you, too.
547
00:20:30,779 --> 00:20:31,811
We love you, Jay.
548
00:20:31,813 --> 00:20:33,013
Claire Pritchett?
549
00:20:34,116 --> 00:20:35,482
Jean-Luc?!
550
00:20:37,552 --> 00:20:40,587
I had a lot of fun here in college.
551
00:20:40,689 --> 00:20:41,788
What are you doing here?
552
00:20:41,890 --> 00:20:43,523
Um... how are you?
553
00:21:25,019 --> 00:21:27,409
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