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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:00:40,106 --> 00:00:42,006 Hey. 3 00:00:51,651 --> 00:00:55,109 What you doing in the street? 4 00:00:55,221 --> 00:00:58,088 I can't hear you. What? 5 00:00:59,626 --> 00:01:01,890 He's taking pictures. Did you hear that? 6 00:01:01,995 --> 00:01:04,122 What do you want a picture for? Huh? 7 00:01:04,230 --> 00:01:06,494 - I'm a photographer. - Aphotographer? 8 00:01:13,840 --> 00:01:16,968 Hey, he looks like a big photographer. 9 00:01:17,077 --> 00:01:19,511 Wipe that smile off your face. 10 00:01:23,716 --> 00:01:25,809 Hey, you think you're a tough guy, right? 11 00:01:30,490 --> 00:01:32,458 Creep. 12 00:01:35,862 --> 00:01:37,796 - For what? - My camera. 13 00:01:37,897 --> 00:01:39,797 Your camera. Why? 14 00:01:39,899 --> 00:01:41,799 You have a lot of fun with it. 15 00:01:41,901 --> 00:01:43,425 Take our picture. 16 00:01:43,536 --> 00:01:45,197 Be careful with his camera. 17 00:01:47,373 --> 00:01:49,864 Hey. Take my picture, will you, man? 18 00:01:54,681 --> 00:01:57,616 - Hello. - Patsy, this is Lester. 19 00:01:57,717 --> 00:02:00,447 - Hello, Lester. - I thought it only fair to tell you... 20 00:02:00,553 --> 00:02:02,578 I'm getting married. 21 00:02:02,722 --> 00:02:05,452 I think that's a very good idea, Lester. 22 00:02:05,592 --> 00:02:08,390 I won't do it if you don't think I should. 23 00:02:08,495 --> 00:02:11,794 I want you very much to get married, Lester. 24 00:02:11,898 --> 00:02:14,526 Can I come over tonight and talk to you about it? 25 00:02:14,634 --> 00:02:17,660 - No, Lester. - Tomorrow night? 26 00:02:17,770 --> 00:02:19,761 I have to get off now, Lester. 27 00:02:19,873 --> 00:02:21,773 Come on! Do something! 28 00:02:21,875 --> 00:02:24,742 - How about your camera now? - Stand there like a lump! 29 00:02:24,844 --> 00:02:27,745 - Jesus Christ. What a fruit. - He's a fruit, man. 30 00:02:27,847 --> 00:02:29,815 - Faggot. - Faggot. 31 00:02:29,916 --> 00:02:32,350 Look at that son of a bitch! Look at him! 32 00:02:32,452 --> 00:02:35,444 Look at him! He's a big fag! Get him! Fag! Go on! Get him, man! 33 00:02:35,588 --> 00:02:38,250 - Come on, faggy. Come on. Do something. - How about you camera now? 34 00:02:38,391 --> 00:02:42,350 Grab his camera. What is it, baby? Come on! Do something! 35 00:02:53,540 --> 00:02:55,599 Get him! Oh! Oh! 36 00:02:55,708 --> 00:02:57,608 What are you laughing at? 37 00:02:57,710 --> 00:03:00,042 - What are you laughing at? - You think that's funny? Come on. 38 00:03:00,146 --> 00:03:04,105 - You want more? - Come on. Do something. You're gonna get worked over. 39 00:03:04,217 --> 00:03:07,015 Come on, pal. We're gonna hurt your camera. 40 00:03:07,120 --> 00:03:10,681 - We're gonna take your camera. - Come on! 41 00:03:10,823 --> 00:03:15,260 - Yeah! Come on! - Talk to us, man. Talk! 42 00:03:15,395 --> 00:03:17,386 - Hey, you guys. Stop it down there. - Come on! 43 00:03:17,530 --> 00:03:20,693 Hey. I'm gonna call the police. Stop it. Hey! 44 00:03:20,800 --> 00:03:23,826 Hey! Come on. Stand up and fight. 45 00:03:28,441 --> 00:03:30,432 - Get him. - You're a big fag! 46 00:03:30,543 --> 00:03:32,534 - You fruit! - Come on! 47 00:03:32,645 --> 00:03:36,911 Pick him up! Pick him up! 48 00:03:47,927 --> 00:03:49,861 You're not a man, you're a faggot! 49 00:03:55,568 --> 00:03:58,560 Police emergency. Sergeant Kershner. One moment. 50 00:04:18,625 --> 00:04:21,150 Hey! Hey! 51 00:04:21,294 --> 00:04:24,127 Who do you think you are? You're beating up on innocent people! 52 00:04:24,230 --> 00:04:26,460 How do you expect anybody to sleep? 53 00:04:30,603 --> 00:04:32,833 - Let go of my purse! Come on! Ow! - �� 54 00:04:32,939 --> 00:04:36,375 Stop it! Hey! Give that back to me! 55 00:04:36,476 --> 00:04:39,138 Stop it! Now, listen! Stop! Ow! 56 00:04:39,245 --> 00:04:41,713 �� 57 00:04:41,814 --> 00:04:43,907 No! 58 00:04:44,017 --> 00:04:46,178 You... You degenerates! 59 00:04:46,286 --> 00:04:49,414 Stop! That's not funny! 60 00:04:49,555 --> 00:04:51,921 No! 61 00:04:52,025 --> 00:04:55,119 Ow! Stop that! Ow! No! 62 00:04:55,261 --> 00:04:57,991 Let go! Stop it! Give me back my purse! 63 00:04:58,097 --> 00:05:00,031 - Come on. 64 00:05:02,669 --> 00:05:05,695 Who do you think you are? What kind of a man are you? 65 00:05:05,805 --> 00:05:08,035 L... I should have let them break your neck. 66 00:05:08,141 --> 00:05:10,837 Now, look at me. Look at me. Listen. 67 00:05:10,943 --> 00:05:13,912 What do you think... Are you a man or... 68 00:05:14,013 --> 00:05:17,278 That was absolutely the most spineless... 69 00:05:17,383 --> 00:05:19,578 A-Are you a man? I don't know what you are. 70 00:05:19,686 --> 00:05:21,654 I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. 71 00:05:21,788 --> 00:05:24,518 You shouldn't have done that. They were getting tired. You got them mad. 72 00:05:24,657 --> 00:05:26,818 - You shouldn't have. - Listen. 73 00:05:26,959 --> 00:05:28,859 They were killing you! 74 00:05:28,961 --> 00:05:30,861 You wa... Why didn't you help me? 75 00:05:30,963 --> 00:05:34,729 You could have defended me. I defended you. Don't you think you should have at least tried? 76 00:05:34,834 --> 00:05:37,496 People help each other all the time. Isn't that what life is all about? 77 00:05:37,603 --> 00:05:39,867 I don't know why you want to make a big thing out of it. 78 00:05:39,972 --> 00:05:44,170 Those guys in the park, they said, "Hey, fat-face, what are you staring at?" 79 00:05:44,277 --> 00:05:48,111 If I told them I wasn't staring at them, they would have beat me up for being a liar. 80 00:05:48,214 --> 00:05:51,342 If I told them I was staring at them because I wanted to take their picture... 81 00:05:51,451 --> 00:05:53,351 then they'd beat me up for being a cop. 82 00:05:53,453 --> 00:05:56,217 So I told them I was staring at them because they looked familiar... 83 00:05:56,356 --> 00:05:58,256 and they beat me up for being a fag! 84 00:05:58,358 --> 00:06:03,660 There's no way of talking someone out of beating you up if that's what he wants to do. 85 00:06:05,098 --> 00:06:06,998 And you-you just let them? 86 00:06:07,100 --> 00:06:11,298 I want to do what I want to do, lady, not what they want me to do. 87 00:06:11,404 --> 00:06:15,272 Listen, no... no one behaves like that. That... l... 88 00:06:15,375 --> 00:06:17,275 l... l... I ought to break your neck. 89 00:06:17,377 --> 00:06:19,538 You should be ashamed of yourself. Listen. 90 00:06:19,645 --> 00:06:23,081 Are you really so down on people, or are you just being fashionable? 91 00:06:25,184 --> 00:06:27,516 �� 92 00:06:40,700 --> 00:06:43,726 These are beautiful. Really. Just beautiful. 93 00:06:44,871 --> 00:06:47,203 It's sort of a collage effect, isn't it? 94 00:06:48,341 --> 00:06:50,866 And they're all... 95 00:06:50,977 --> 00:06:52,877 They're all... 96 00:06:54,080 --> 00:06:58,107 - Hmm. What do you do for pleasure? - This. 97 00:06:58,217 --> 00:07:00,378 Oh, I don't mean work. I mean, this is important... 98 00:07:00,486 --> 00:07:04,252 but, uh, I mean, if all you ever do is take pictures of... 99 00:07:04,390 --> 00:07:06,688 you know, this sort of picture... 100 00:07:06,793 --> 00:07:08,693 I mean, isn't that awfully limited? 101 00:07:08,795 --> 00:07:10,763 For example, I do interiors. 102 00:07:10,863 --> 00:07:12,763 Now, I like it. I even love it. 103 00:07:12,865 --> 00:07:15,459 But I'd go bats if I had to go home and do interiors... 104 00:07:15,568 --> 00:07:17,593 and go on my vacation and do interiors... 105 00:07:17,703 --> 00:07:19,830 and interiors was all that was ever on my mind. 106 00:07:19,939 --> 00:07:23,067 I mean, that's death. No wonder you're depressed. 107 00:07:23,176 --> 00:07:25,167 I'm not depressed. 108 00:07:26,479 --> 00:07:28,447 Hmm. 109 00:07:31,651 --> 00:07:33,585 So... 110 00:07:34,654 --> 00:07:37,248 this is it. 111 00:07:37,390 --> 00:07:39,358 This is all that you do. 112 00:07:44,363 --> 00:07:46,331 You don't ski? 113 00:07:46,432 --> 00:07:47,899 Ski? 114 00:07:50,169 --> 00:07:52,069 You don't play tennis? 115 00:07:53,840 --> 00:07:55,569 Golf? 116 00:07:56,943 --> 00:08:00,003 Ping-Pong? 117 00:08:01,080 --> 00:08:03,810 Checkers? 118 00:08:03,916 --> 00:08:07,113 Oh, you must have some fun. 119 00:08:08,287 --> 00:08:10,187 Fun. 120 00:08:11,491 --> 00:08:13,516 Hello there. 121 00:08:14,994 --> 00:08:17,019 Hello there. 122 00:08:17,163 --> 00:08:19,757 Testing. One, two, three. Testing. 123 00:08:19,866 --> 00:08:21,766 Talk to me. Sing. Do something. 124 00:08:24,470 --> 00:08:27,462 - You want to drive for a while? - I hate cars. 125 00:08:27,573 --> 00:08:30,041 You don't have to do anything you don't want to do. 126 00:08:30,142 --> 00:08:33,270 - Except have fun. - You'll get used to it. 127 00:08:57,069 --> 00:08:58,969 Okay. 128 00:09:48,454 --> 00:09:51,548 What do you mean you don't dance? You dance very well. 129 00:09:51,691 --> 00:09:53,591 I didn't know this was dancing. 130 00:09:53,693 --> 00:09:56,753 Admit it. You're having fun. 131 00:09:56,896 --> 00:09:59,990 You're a terrific girl, Patsy. I don't know if you know that. 132 00:10:01,200 --> 00:10:03,100 I think you were fantastic... 133 00:10:03,202 --> 00:10:05,432 on the tennis court this afternoon. 134 00:10:07,540 --> 00:10:09,735 Admit it. You're having fun. 135 00:10:09,842 --> 00:10:11,742 You're having the time of your life. 136 00:10:11,844 --> 00:10:14,711 - Tonight. - Well, that's something. 137 00:10:14,814 --> 00:10:19,012 This must be the first time in your life you're having the time of your life. 138 00:10:37,603 --> 00:10:39,764 - Why not? - I don't feel like it. 139 00:10:43,776 --> 00:10:46,870 Well, I didn't mean to force myself on you. 140 00:10:46,979 --> 00:10:50,437 You're a terrific girl. I really mean that. 141 00:10:51,550 --> 00:10:53,643 I'll tell you when I feel like it. 142 00:11:00,459 --> 00:11:05,362 Do you know how I wake up every morning of my life? With a smile on my face. 143 00:11:05,464 --> 00:11:09,025 And for the rest of the day I come up against an unending series of... 144 00:11:09,135 --> 00:11:11,569 of challenges to wipe that smile off my face. 145 00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:14,663 The breather calls. Ex-boyfriends call to tell me they're getting married. 146 00:11:14,774 --> 00:11:17,538 Someone tries to break into the apartment while I'm getting dressed. 147 00:11:17,643 --> 00:11:19,543 There's a drunk asleep in the elevator. 148 00:11:19,645 --> 00:11:22,705 Three minutes after I'm out in the street, my camel coat turns brown. 149 00:11:22,815 --> 00:11:26,012 The subway stalls. A man standing next to me presses his body against mine. 150 00:11:26,118 --> 00:11:28,018 The up elevator jams. 151 00:11:28,154 --> 00:11:31,021 Rumors start buzzing around the office that we're about to be automated. 152 00:11:31,123 --> 00:11:33,023 The down elevator jams. 153 00:11:33,125 --> 00:11:36,856 The air on Lexington Avenue is... is purple. And all the taxis are off duty. 154 00:11:36,962 --> 00:11:40,090 A man on the bus tries to pick me up. Another man follows me home. 155 00:11:40,199 --> 00:11:42,963 I walk in the door, and the breather's on the phone. 156 00:11:43,069 --> 00:11:46,505 Isn't that enough to wipe the smile off anybody's face? 157 00:11:46,605 --> 00:11:48,573 Well, it doesn't wipe it off mine. 158 00:11:48,674 --> 00:11:53,475 Because for every bad thing, there are two... No, four good things. 159 00:11:53,579 --> 00:11:56,013 There are... There are friends and a wonderful job... 160 00:11:56,115 --> 00:12:00,484 and tennis, traveling and skiing... 161 00:12:00,586 --> 00:12:02,850 staying up all night to watch the sun rise... 162 00:12:02,988 --> 00:12:06,754 flying your own airplane, horseback riding. 163 00:12:06,859 --> 00:12:10,488 Alfred, I think I'm falling in love with you. 164 00:12:10,596 --> 00:12:13,588 I said, "I think I'm falling in love with you." 165 00:12:13,699 --> 00:12:16,793 Alfred, are you falling in love with me? 166 00:12:16,902 --> 00:12:19,393 I don't know what love is! 167 00:12:26,112 --> 00:12:29,775 - Do you think I'm aggressive? - I don't mind. 168 00:12:29,882 --> 00:12:33,181 - Do you think I'm too aggressive? - I like it. 169 00:12:33,285 --> 00:12:35,412 Somebody has to be aggressive. 170 00:12:37,022 --> 00:12:39,991 - Do you like me? - I think you're terrific. 171 00:12:40,126 --> 00:12:42,993 - Are you attracted to me? - Come on, Patsy. 172 00:12:43,095 --> 00:12:45,086 Do you want to make love to me? 173 00:12:45,231 --> 00:12:47,631 Hey, you're pretty aggressive. 174 00:12:47,733 --> 00:12:50,634 Your life is in my hands. 175 00:12:50,736 --> 00:12:53,034 I trust you. 176 00:12:53,139 --> 00:12:55,869 Oh, Alfred, do you really? 177 00:12:55,975 --> 00:12:58,773 - I nearly trust you. - "Nearly"? 178 00:12:58,878 --> 00:13:01,847 I nearly do. I really nearly do. 179 00:13:01,947 --> 00:13:03,915 Oh, Alfred! 180 00:13:07,153 --> 00:13:10,179 I really nearly trust you! 181 00:13:10,322 --> 00:13:14,281 I nearly... I nearly really... 182 00:13:14,426 --> 00:13:17,088 Patsy, I really, nearly trust you. 183 00:13:17,196 --> 00:13:20,393 Oh, Alfred! 184 00:13:23,969 --> 00:13:26,665 Listen, we don't have to if you don't want to. 185 00:13:26,772 --> 00:13:31,072 - No, I want to. - Are you sure you want to? 186 00:13:31,177 --> 00:13:33,475 No, I think I want to. 187 00:13:33,579 --> 00:13:35,479 Oh. 188 00:13:43,489 --> 00:13:45,514 Oh. 189 00:14:02,341 --> 00:14:04,241 You're not smiling. 190 00:14:04,343 --> 00:14:06,436 I'll do the kitchen over in butcher board. 191 00:14:06,545 --> 00:14:08,672 I can get seconds on dishes in the Village. 192 00:14:08,781 --> 00:14:11,215 Sheets and towels, Macy's or Bloomingdale's. 193 00:14:11,317 --> 00:14:14,718 A dining room table, chairs, dressers, a sofa... 194 00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:16,981 we'll go to auctions over the weekend. 195 00:14:17,122 --> 00:14:19,454 Broadlooms I can pick up cheap at a wholesaler's. 196 00:14:19,558 --> 00:14:23,494 Oh, bring your photofloods over from the studio until I find lamps. 197 00:14:23,596 --> 00:14:27,054 I'll have a carpenter in on Monday to put up a work area, a darkroom... 198 00:14:27,166 --> 00:14:29,066 and you'll need your own closet. 199 00:14:29,168 --> 00:14:33,832 A king-size bed, Sloane's will deliver in 10 days. In two weeks we'll get married. 200 00:14:33,939 --> 00:14:36,203 Oh, Alfred, I'm so happy. 201 00:14:37,276 --> 00:14:39,574 �� 202 00:14:41,247 --> 00:14:43,579 - I'll bet he's a fag. - He'll be a fine boy. 203 00:14:43,682 --> 00:14:45,582 I know it in my bones. 204 00:14:45,684 --> 00:14:47,982 What the hell is the air conditioner on for? 205 00:14:48,087 --> 00:14:51,284 - It's 50 outside. - It drowns out the traffic. 206 00:14:51,423 --> 00:14:54,483 Well, it's all right when we don't have guests. 207 00:14:54,627 --> 00:14:56,595 Want people to think we're crazy? 208 00:14:59,598 --> 00:15:02,431 Carol, you're not gonna get that poor boy drunk. 209 00:15:02,534 --> 00:15:05,628 That poor boy wants to marry my Patsy. 210 00:15:05,738 --> 00:15:07,933 And don't call me Carol. I hate that name. 211 00:15:08,040 --> 00:15:10,031 I told you never to call me that name. 212 00:15:10,142 --> 00:15:13,669 You deliberately do that to annoy me. Call me dear! 213 00:15:14,780 --> 00:15:17,214 You're gonna love them. 214 00:15:17,316 --> 00:15:19,978 - It's not my kind of situation. - Shh. 215 00:15:21,820 --> 00:15:24,220 I can't stand families. 216 00:15:24,323 --> 00:15:26,291 Now, be good. 217 00:15:30,663 --> 00:15:33,757 - I really want to go home. - Shh! 218 00:15:33,866 --> 00:15:35,800 I really hate families. 219 00:15:37,569 --> 00:15:40,629 What was the name of that interior decorator she went to Europe with? 220 00:15:40,739 --> 00:15:43,469 - Howard. He was delicate. - Swish. 221 00:15:43,575 --> 00:15:46,408 And that actor... the one she went camping up in Maine with. 222 00:15:46,512 --> 00:15:48,912 Roger. He was very muscular. 223 00:15:49,014 --> 00:15:53,883 Swish. And the musician and the stockbroker and theJewish novelist. 224 00:15:53,986 --> 00:15:57,080 Oh, they're not like that. 225 00:15:57,222 --> 00:15:59,690 Swish, swish, swish, swish. 226 00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:02,488 I can spot them a mile away. She draws them like flies. 227 00:16:02,594 --> 00:16:06,496 She's got too much stuff. Too much stuff. 228 00:16:06,598 --> 00:16:08,998 You wait. You'll see. This new one, what's his name? 229 00:16:09,101 --> 00:16:11,626 - Alfred. - A swish name if I ever heard one. 230 00:16:11,737 --> 00:16:13,705 Are you reading again? 231 00:16:16,675 --> 00:16:18,575 Lesbians of Venus. 232 00:16:18,677 --> 00:16:22,204 Is this what I spent 10,000 a year on graduate school for? 233 00:16:22,314 --> 00:16:24,214 - Get dressed. - You lost my place! 234 00:16:24,316 --> 00:16:26,409 Ooh! 235 00:16:26,518 --> 00:16:28,986 - Patsy, Patsy, Patsy, Patsy. - Patsy. 236 00:16:29,121 --> 00:16:31,681 - Patsy. - Oh, my baby girl. 237 00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:34,884 Oh, Mama! 238 00:16:35,027 --> 00:16:36,927 Patsy, Patsy, Patsy! 239 00:16:37,029 --> 00:16:40,260 - You look wonderful. - Patsy! 240 00:16:40,366 --> 00:16:43,130 Oh, my daddy! Oh! 241 00:16:52,644 --> 00:16:55,408 Hey, everybody. This is Alfred. 242 00:16:55,514 --> 00:16:58,074 Hey, Alfred. 243 00:16:58,183 --> 00:17:00,674 My baby brother! 244 00:17:03,255 --> 00:17:06,224 Oh, you're so cute. I could just eat you alive. 245 00:17:09,561 --> 00:17:12,291 Let your hair grow crazy. 246 00:17:12,398 --> 00:17:15,492 Alfred, have you ever seen such a madhouse? 247 00:17:15,601 --> 00:17:17,899 Will you cut it out? He's in the house three minutes... 248 00:17:18,003 --> 00:17:19,903 and you're already putting him on the spot. 249 00:17:20,005 --> 00:17:23,566 Alfred, have you ever seen anything like this in your life, huh? 250 00:17:23,675 --> 00:17:26,200 Oh, you're just so handsome. I can't get over it. 251 00:17:26,311 --> 00:17:28,245 I've always had this mad thing for my kid brother. 252 00:17:32,384 --> 00:17:34,648 Kenny's the comedian around here. 253 00:17:41,927 --> 00:17:44,794 Well, what's your pleasure, young fella? 254 00:17:44,897 --> 00:17:46,797 Mother, what have you done to this room? 255 00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:49,868 Oh, nothing special. A little bit of this, a little bit of that. 256 00:17:49,968 --> 00:17:52,368 If you would bother to come home more often. 257 00:17:52,471 --> 00:17:55,133 - Uh... - I don't like your looks. 258 00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:59,108 What's the matter with her looks? She looks like a million dollars. 259 00:17:59,211 --> 00:18:01,406 You got black rings under your eyes. 260 00:18:01,513 --> 00:18:03,947 - Mother, that's eyeliner. - Uh-huh. 261 00:18:04,049 --> 00:18:05,744 Makes you look exhausted. 262 00:18:05,851 --> 00:18:08,479 - I like it. - Always together. 263 00:18:08,620 --> 00:18:12,556 Do you have the slightest idea what you're talking about? 264 00:18:12,658 --> 00:18:15,286 - She looks like a million dollars. - I know. 265 00:18:15,427 --> 00:18:18,624 It's what they're wearing today. I'm out of step as usual. 266 00:18:18,730 --> 00:18:21,665 What's your pleasure, young fella? 267 00:18:21,767 --> 00:18:25,225 - Why didn't you wear your other outfit? - What other outfit? 268 00:18:25,337 --> 00:18:28,864 - Will you stop criticizing? - What other outfit, Mother? 269 00:18:28,974 --> 00:18:32,603 Well, I can't be expected to remember everything. It isn't as if you still lived here. 270 00:18:32,711 --> 00:18:35,805 Hey, Al. You wanna see Patsy's old room? 271 00:18:35,914 --> 00:18:38,849 Alfred, Kenny. And he's not interested in that. 272 00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:42,478 - I bet he is. Want to? - Maybe later. 273 00:18:42,621 --> 00:18:45,681 - Why should I care? - Look, he doesn't want to. 274 00:18:45,824 --> 00:18:48,315 Will you stop acting silly? 275 00:18:48,460 --> 00:18:52,123 Well, what's your pleasure, young fella? 276 00:18:52,231 --> 00:18:55,132 - If I can have a... - Alfred. Alfred. 277 00:18:55,234 --> 00:18:58,067 Can I shake your hand? My mother always told us... 278 00:18:58,170 --> 00:19:01,435 you can tell a lot about a person by the way he shakes hands. 279 00:19:02,541 --> 00:19:05,237 Mmm, you got a good handshake. 280 00:19:05,344 --> 00:19:08,438 - You better watch out, Patsy. I'll steal your boyfriend. 281 00:19:08,547 --> 00:19:10,606 I'm only joking. 282 00:19:14,953 --> 00:19:17,251 Oh, Lord. 283 00:19:26,198 --> 00:19:28,098 Alfred... 284 00:19:28,200 --> 00:19:30,566 Is there something the matter with your face? 285 00:19:31,603 --> 00:19:33,503 Is there? 286 00:19:33,605 --> 00:19:36,733 Oh, it's just the usual assortment ofbruises, Mother. 287 00:19:36,842 --> 00:19:39,402 What sort of talk is that? 288 00:19:39,511 --> 00:19:43,072 - Modern talk? - Well, Alfred's always getting beat up. 289 00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:46,276 - Oh, I don't get hurt. - What? 290 00:19:46,385 --> 00:19:49,218 - I don't get hurt. - You don't get hurt? 291 00:19:49,354 --> 00:19:52,323 Your face is a mass of bruises. Look at the boy, Carol. 292 00:19:52,424 --> 00:19:55,951 - His face is a mass of bruises. - I have asked you never to call me that name. 293 00:19:56,094 --> 00:19:58,995 - I hate that name, "Carol." - Well, I have to call you something, dear. 294 00:19:59,097 --> 00:20:01,895 Well, I don't care what you call me! Just don't call me Carol! 295 00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:05,333 Call him Harriet! 296 00:20:07,539 --> 00:20:10,975 Oh, you're not being funny, Kenny. 297 00:20:12,444 --> 00:20:15,277 I love your name. I know lots of men named Carol. 298 00:20:15,380 --> 00:20:18,474 - Sure. Name one. - Um... 299 00:20:18,584 --> 00:20:21,849 - Carol... - Chessman. 300 00:20:21,987 --> 00:20:24,615 King Carol of Romania. 301 00:20:24,756 --> 00:20:27,486 That's right. I am a King Carol. That's right. 302 00:20:27,626 --> 00:20:29,594 Ha, ha, ha! 303 00:20:31,330 --> 00:20:33,230 What's your pleasure, young fella? 304 00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:37,264 I want to know... 305 00:20:37,369 --> 00:20:40,065 why Alfred gets into these fights. 306 00:20:40,172 --> 00:20:43,471 I don't think that's the least bit funny. 307 00:20:43,575 --> 00:20:45,543 Ask him. 308 00:20:54,853 --> 00:20:58,755 Well, there's a lot of little people who like to start fights with big people. 309 00:21:00,058 --> 00:21:01,923 They, uh... 310 00:21:02,027 --> 00:21:05,326 They hit me... hit... 311 00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:11,692 and they, uh, see I'm not gonna fall down. 312 00:21:11,803 --> 00:21:15,261 They get tired, and they go away. It's hardly worth talking about. 313 00:21:19,544 --> 00:21:21,978 So much tension. Rush, rush, rush. 314 00:21:23,482 --> 00:21:27,919 My mother taught me to take dainty, little steps. 315 00:21:28,020 --> 00:21:30,750 She'd kill me if she could see the stride on Patsy. 316 00:21:30,889 --> 00:21:32,055 Well, um, uh, tell me something. 317 00:21:32,090 --> 00:21:33,221 Well, um, uh, tell me something. 318 00:21:33,325 --> 00:21:36,192 Don't you defend yourself? 319 00:21:36,295 --> 00:21:38,195 Well, I ask them not to hit my cameras. 320 00:21:38,297 --> 00:21:40,561 They're very good about that. It's surprising. 321 00:21:40,666 --> 00:21:43,032 Well, uh, why don't you fight back? 322 00:21:43,135 --> 00:21:45,569 - I don't want to. - Jesus Christ. You're not a pacifist. 323 00:21:45,671 --> 00:21:48,970 - Daddy. - An "apathist." 324 00:21:49,074 --> 00:21:51,065 - So you just stand there? - It doesn't hurt. 325 00:21:51,176 --> 00:21:54,373 Getting your face beat in doesn't hurt? 326 00:21:54,479 --> 00:21:56,572 Not if you daydream. 327 00:21:56,682 --> 00:21:59,276 I daydream all through it about my work. 328 00:21:59,384 --> 00:22:02,285 I imagine myself standing there in the same spot... 329 00:22:02,421 --> 00:22:04,446 clicking off roll after roll of film... 330 00:22:04,589 --> 00:22:06,489 humming to myself with pleasure. 331 00:22:06,591 --> 00:22:09,059 I hum to myself when I work. 332 00:22:09,161 --> 00:22:11,129 There are times that I actually think... 333 00:22:11,263 --> 00:22:14,289 I'm doing what I'm only dreaming I'm doing. 334 00:22:14,399 --> 00:22:17,027 Muggers tend to get very depressed... 335 00:22:17,135 --> 00:22:19,467 when you hum all the while they're beating you up. 336 00:22:19,571 --> 00:22:22,870 It's not something l-I choose to do, mind you. 337 00:22:22,974 --> 00:22:26,307 - It's one of those things you learn to live with. - This guy's a riot. 338 00:22:26,411 --> 00:22:29,141 Well, uh, tell me, h-h-how do you get into these things? 339 00:22:29,247 --> 00:22:33,479 You... You must do something to get them mad. 340 00:22:33,585 --> 00:22:35,815 Well, goddamn it, you're getting me mad. 341 00:22:38,223 --> 00:22:40,555 Aren't they adorable? 342 00:22:40,659 --> 00:22:43,219 What did I tell you about him, hmm? Didn't I predict? 343 00:22:43,362 --> 00:22:46,024 - I think he's very sweet. - Oh-ho-ho. That's a sure sign. 344 00:22:46,131 --> 00:22:49,794 You think they're all sweet. Well, I'll be damned if I let myself stand by... 345 00:22:49,901 --> 00:22:51,801 and let a woman fight my battles for me. 346 00:22:51,903 --> 00:22:54,337 Ooh, they don't make frontier fighters like my father anymore. 347 00:22:54,439 --> 00:22:56,930 Let me see how tough you are. See if you can break my grip. 348 00:22:57,042 --> 00:23:00,011 Come on, Patsy. Cut it out. Patsy, I don't want to hurt you. Patsy. 349 00:23:00,045 --> 00:23:03,537 Patsy. 350 00:23:03,648 --> 00:23:06,742 Who's my big baby girl, eh? Who, who, who? 351 00:23:10,021 --> 00:23:13,013 I wish you had as much brains as you have brawn. 352 00:23:13,158 --> 00:23:15,752 - You don't like him, do you, Daddy? - Don't put words in my mouth. 353 00:23:15,894 --> 00:23:19,193 - Then you do like him. - I want to know more about him before I make up my mind. 354 00:23:19,297 --> 00:23:21,561 - Not to like him. - Don't bully me, young lady. 355 00:23:21,666 --> 00:23:24,897 - You know I don't like it when you bully me. - You love it when I bully you. 356 00:23:27,005 --> 00:23:29,599 You're too fast for the old man. 357 00:23:29,708 --> 00:23:32,677 But I know a thing or two. Never settle for less. 358 00:23:32,778 --> 00:23:35,508 - Daddy, I'm not. - Don't undersell yourself. 359 00:23:35,614 --> 00:23:37,912 Hey, when have I ever undersold myself? 360 00:23:38,016 --> 00:23:40,109 The right man will come along. 361 00:23:40,218 --> 00:23:43,381 Daddy, I'm 27. The right men were all married five years ago. 362 00:23:43,522 --> 00:23:46,047 You don't know what you're talking about. You're very popular. 363 00:23:46,191 --> 00:23:48,091 Mmm. Sure. When they want a woman... 364 00:23:48,193 --> 00:23:50,661 they can collapse without shame in front of, they come to me. 365 00:23:50,762 --> 00:23:53,196 Well, why not? You're trusted. 366 00:23:53,298 --> 00:23:57,166 Oh, to meet a man who is ashamed to collapse in front of me. 367 00:23:57,269 --> 00:23:59,703 I'm tired of being Mother Earth. 368 00:23:59,805 --> 00:24:02,740 Alfred's the only man I know who isn't waiting for me to save him. 369 00:24:02,841 --> 00:24:06,140 You know how that makes me feel? God help me, I've got to save him. 370 00:24:06,244 --> 00:24:08,838 Come and get it. 371 00:24:08,947 --> 00:24:12,383 I always said that to my children at mealtime. 372 00:24:12,484 --> 00:24:15,317 I've always found it a charming family tradition. 373 00:24:15,454 --> 00:24:18,150 I always say... � Come and get it � 374 00:24:18,290 --> 00:24:20,190 To my children. 375 00:24:20,292 --> 00:24:23,750 I dream of the day when I can hear Patsy say... 376 00:24:23,895 --> 00:24:27,422 � Come and get it � To her children. 377 00:24:27,532 --> 00:24:29,659 Kenny, come and get it. 378 00:24:29,768 --> 00:24:32,168 - Or do you need a special invitation? - In a minute. 379 00:24:32,270 --> 00:24:34,738 Not in a minute, young man. 380 00:24:34,840 --> 00:24:37,536 Right now. 381 00:24:37,642 --> 00:24:40,133 It's kind of stuffy in here, Alfred. 382 00:24:40,245 --> 00:24:43,874 Do you want to open the window like a good fellow? No, dear. I asked Alfred. 383 00:24:43,982 --> 00:24:47,110 It's all right. It's perfectly all right. 384 00:24:54,559 --> 00:24:56,584 Son of a bitch! 385 00:24:56,728 --> 00:24:59,196 Son of a bitch refused to open. 386 00:25:05,637 --> 00:25:07,867 Excuse me. 387 00:25:15,647 --> 00:25:17,774 Thank you, Alfred. 388 00:25:17,883 --> 00:25:20,010 You see, I had my reasons. 389 00:25:20,118 --> 00:25:24,384 - Well, I loosened it. - He loosened it. 390 00:25:24,523 --> 00:25:27,083 That's a riot! 391 00:25:38,336 --> 00:25:41,305 All right, smart guy. You open it. 392 00:25:42,841 --> 00:25:45,207 Well, come on. You're the smart one around here. 393 00:25:45,310 --> 00:25:47,210 Let's see you open it. 394 00:25:47,312 --> 00:25:49,610 I spent the whole day cooking. Can't we eat now... 395 00:25:49,714 --> 00:25:51,614 and open and close windows later? 396 00:25:51,716 --> 00:25:54,344 - This won't take a second. Well, are you gonna try... 397 00:25:54,452 --> 00:25:58,047 Or are you just gonna sit there and laugh at the earnest efforts of your betters, huh? 398 00:26:05,730 --> 00:26:07,960 Uh, window. 399 00:26:08,066 --> 00:26:10,557 Son of a bitch! Son of a bitch. 400 00:26:10,669 --> 00:26:12,762 Oh. 401 00:26:12,871 --> 00:26:15,806 You're not so smart now, are you? 402 00:26:17,909 --> 00:26:21,936 Oh, you don't know what a pleasure it is to have my family all together like this. 403 00:26:23,381 --> 00:26:26,646 Did you know that in last year's big power failure... 404 00:26:26,751 --> 00:26:30,744 some people stood in the subways in total darkness for as long as four hours... 405 00:26:30,889 --> 00:26:34,484 without bringing their newspapers... Kenny, come back here. 406 00:26:34,626 --> 00:26:39,029 Without bringing their newspapers down from in front of their faces? 407 00:26:39,130 --> 00:26:42,930 Be nice if someone else around here would think of lighting the candles once in a while. 408 00:26:45,337 --> 00:26:49,205 I'm the watchdog around here, Alfred. 409 00:26:49,307 --> 00:26:52,708 - I can imagine what Patsy must have told you about me. 410 00:26:55,580 --> 00:26:58,310 Great soup, Mom. 411 00:26:59,985 --> 00:27:03,045 You're a photographer, Alfred, so I thought you'd be interested... 412 00:27:03,188 --> 00:27:06,419 in seeing these pictures of Patsy's dead brother, Steve. 413 00:27:06,558 --> 00:27:10,289 He looks very handsome in his swimsuit. 414 00:27:10,395 --> 00:27:12,363 He won five Gold Cups. 415 00:27:12,464 --> 00:27:15,991 - He was four years older than Patsy. - Nine years older than me. 416 00:27:16,101 --> 00:27:18,433 He looks very handsome in his baseball uniform. 417 00:27:18,536 --> 00:27:20,504 He only pitched no-hitters. 418 00:27:20,605 --> 00:27:22,505 Thank you for letting me see them. 419 00:27:22,607 --> 00:27:26,373 This one was taken after he came home from the war a hero. 420 00:27:26,478 --> 00:27:29,914 He looks very handsome in his uniform. 421 00:27:30,015 --> 00:27:32,643 - What do the double bars signify? - He was a captain... a hero. 422 00:27:32,751 --> 00:27:34,651 He bombed Korea. 423 00:27:34,753 --> 00:27:38,780 When his country called on him to serve again, he bombed Vietnam. 424 00:27:38,923 --> 00:27:41,016 A brilliant future in electronics. 425 00:27:41,159 --> 00:27:45,459 Not an enemy in the world. Who ever would have thought he'd be shot down in his tracks... 426 00:27:45,563 --> 00:27:48,657 on the corner of 97 th Street and Amsterdam Avenue? 427 00:27:48,767 --> 00:27:51,065 But I won't bore you with our tragedy. 428 00:27:51,169 --> 00:27:56,197 Damn it, Mother! Must we go through this every time I bring a man home for dinner? 429 00:28:01,780 --> 00:28:04,146 Patsy's done it again. 430 00:28:06,718 --> 00:28:09,084 Boy, I'd be killed if I ever talked like that. 431 00:28:11,523 --> 00:28:13,587 And that's for basketball, and that's for bowling. 432 00:28:13,622 --> 00:28:15,652 And that's for basketball, and that's for bowling. 433 00:28:15,794 --> 00:28:18,820 And... that's for tennis. 434 00:28:18,963 --> 00:28:20,863 She's as strong as an ox. 435 00:28:20,965 --> 00:28:24,025 When we were kids, we used to wrestle all the time. 436 00:28:24,135 --> 00:28:26,296 - I always lost. - Are you still with us? 437 00:28:26,404 --> 00:28:29,168 - That's me with Steve. - And me. 438 00:28:29,274 --> 00:28:31,640 They still don't have any idea who did it, eh? 439 00:28:31,743 --> 00:28:34,678 Oh, it's all right. It's perfectly all right. 440 00:28:34,779 --> 00:28:40,081 The boys down at homicide have worked long and hard and imaginatively on this case. 441 00:28:40,185 --> 00:28:43,882 Many have become close and personal friends. 442 00:28:46,691 --> 00:28:48,659 �� 443 00:29:22,026 --> 00:29:24,460 I didn't mean to take your time, Alfred. 444 00:29:24,562 --> 00:29:27,690 Knowing you were a photographer, I thought you'd be interested. 445 00:29:47,385 --> 00:29:49,353 Exactly what sort of work do you do? 446 00:29:51,756 --> 00:29:55,783 Oh, it's sort of complicated. You don't... You don't really want to know. 447 00:29:55,927 --> 00:29:58,691 You may as well. 448 00:30:01,099 --> 00:30:04,557 Well, I began as a commercial photographer. 449 00:30:04,669 --> 00:30:06,500 Well, you began as a painter. 450 00:30:06,604 --> 00:30:09,266 Oh, l... I was a bad painter. 451 00:30:09,374 --> 00:30:11,342 Says you. 452 00:30:11,442 --> 00:30:14,605 Jesus Christ! Will you let the boy finish? 453 00:30:14,712 --> 00:30:16,907 Well? 454 00:30:17,015 --> 00:30:19,415 I began as a commercial photographer... 455 00:30:19,517 --> 00:30:21,917 and was doing sort of well at it. 456 00:30:22,020 --> 00:30:24,545 "Sort of well"? You should see his portfolio. 457 00:30:24,689 --> 00:30:28,682 He's had work in Holiday, Esquire, The New Yorker, Vogue. 458 00:30:28,827 --> 00:30:31,796 - Vogue? - Whoo! Whoo! 459 00:30:31,930 --> 00:30:33,830 It's an overrated business. 460 00:30:33,932 --> 00:30:38,426 But after a couple of years of doing sort of well at it... 461 00:30:39,537 --> 00:30:42,233 uh, things began to go wrong. 462 00:30:43,675 --> 00:30:45,734 I began losing my people. 463 00:30:46,845 --> 00:30:49,109 Somehow I got... 464 00:30:49,214 --> 00:30:51,239 my heads chopped off... 465 00:30:52,350 --> 00:30:54,818 or out of focus... 466 00:30:54,919 --> 00:30:57,979 or terrible expressions on my models. 467 00:30:58,122 --> 00:31:01,023 I'd have them examining a client's product like this. 468 00:31:02,360 --> 00:31:04,328 Like that. A face... 469 00:31:04,429 --> 00:31:09,128 Would be... really. The agencies began to wonder if I didn't have... 470 00:31:09,234 --> 00:31:12,635 some editorial motive in mind. 471 00:31:14,873 --> 00:31:16,966 Which was not true. 472 00:31:17,075 --> 00:31:19,043 But once they planted the idea... 473 00:31:19,143 --> 00:31:22,670 Oh, I didn't mean to interrupt, dear. 474 00:31:22,780 --> 00:31:27,717 How far better it is to strike a match than curse the darkness. 475 00:31:27,819 --> 00:31:30,515 My mother always told us that. 476 00:31:30,655 --> 00:31:33,055 Go on, dear. 477 00:31:33,157 --> 00:31:36,490 Well, my career suffered, but there was nothing I could do about it. 478 00:31:36,594 --> 00:31:40,792 You see, the harder I tried to straighten out... 479 00:31:40,899 --> 00:31:42,867 the fuzzier my people got... 480 00:31:42,967 --> 00:31:45,265 and the clearer my objects. 481 00:31:45,370 --> 00:31:49,238 Soon my people disappeared entirely. They just somehow never came out. 482 00:31:49,340 --> 00:31:53,868 But the objects I was shooting... brilliantly clear. 483 00:31:55,146 --> 00:31:58,115 So I began to do a lot of catalog work. 484 00:31:58,216 --> 00:32:00,844 Pictures of medical instruments... things like that. It was boring... 485 00:32:00,952 --> 00:32:03,443 but it kept me alive. 486 00:32:04,656 --> 00:32:08,319 I suppose... the real break... 487 00:32:09,394 --> 00:32:12,557 came with the S.C.M. Show. 488 00:32:12,664 --> 00:32:15,599 They had me shoot 30 of their new models. 489 00:32:15,700 --> 00:32:19,796 They hired a gallery and put on a computer show. 490 00:32:19,904 --> 00:32:24,432 120 color pictures of computers. 491 00:32:28,913 --> 00:32:31,143 It got some very strange notices... 492 00:32:31,249 --> 00:32:35,345 the upshot of which was that the advertising business went thing-crazy... 493 00:32:35,453 --> 00:32:37,353 and I became commercial again. 494 00:32:37,488 --> 00:32:39,956 You must be extremely talented. 495 00:32:40,058 --> 00:32:43,357 I got sick of it. Where the hell are standards? 496 00:32:43,461 --> 00:32:45,554 That's what I kept asking myself. 497 00:32:45,663 --> 00:32:47,631 I mean, those people will take anything. 498 00:32:47,732 --> 00:32:51,463 Hell, if I give them a picture of shit, they'd probably give me an award for it. 499 00:32:51,569 --> 00:32:55,403 - Language, young man. - So that's what I do now. 500 00:33:00,578 --> 00:33:03,308 - What? - Take pictures of shit. 501 00:33:03,414 --> 00:33:06,247 Language. Language. This is my house. 502 00:33:06,351 --> 00:33:08,546 Oh, I don't mean to offend you, Mrs. Newquist. 503 00:33:08,653 --> 00:33:12,111 I've been shooting shit for over a year, and I've already won half a dozen awards. 504 00:33:12,223 --> 00:33:13,884 - Awards? - Yeah. 505 00:33:14,025 --> 00:33:16,459 And Harper's Bazaar wants me to do its spring issue. 506 00:33:16,561 --> 00:33:20,190 - Whoo! Whoo! - Knock it off. 507 00:33:20,298 --> 00:33:22,459 Well, that's a very respectable publication. 508 00:33:23,701 --> 00:33:25,669 It all sounds very impressive. 509 00:33:31,642 --> 00:33:33,610 The news. 510 00:33:55,366 --> 00:33:59,132 Who just got the master plan of legislation that must be acted upon... 511 00:33:59,237 --> 00:34:01,899 but others want to fight for their pet bills. 512 00:34:02,006 --> 00:34:04,873 No, we didn't expect to have an agreement. 513 00:34:04,976 --> 00:34:07,376 - We made progress. - Well, I have to get up early. 514 00:34:07,478 --> 00:34:09,742 By mid-October is open to question. 515 00:34:09,847 --> 00:34:12,042 Don't go, unless you feel you must. 516 00:34:13,951 --> 00:34:17,648 The weather bureau says of the storm she packs 75-mile-an-hour winds... 517 00:34:17,789 --> 00:34:20,280 south of New Orleans. 518 00:34:20,425 --> 00:34:22,723 Texas, Louisiana. 519 00:34:28,766 --> 00:34:31,234 The situation is still critical. 520 00:34:31,335 --> 00:34:34,327 Hello. 521 00:34:34,439 --> 00:34:38,466 Look, I don't know who you are, but you're not dealing with helpless women now. 522 00:34:38,576 --> 00:34:40,476 You people. 523 00:34:40,578 --> 00:34:43,479 You young people today! Destroy! Destroy! 524 00:34:43,581 --> 00:34:45,572 When are you gonna find time to build? 525 00:34:45,683 --> 00:34:48,413 In my days we couldn't afford telephones to breathe in. 526 00:34:48,519 --> 00:34:51,386 You ought to get down on your hands and knees and be grateful. 527 00:34:51,522 --> 00:34:53,717 Why isn't anybody grateful? 528 00:35:02,266 --> 00:35:06,032 I don't know what to do with you. You're the toughest reclamation job I've ever had. 529 00:35:06,137 --> 00:35:09,300 I know. Look, maybe you should lust retire on your laurels, Patsy. 530 00:35:09,407 --> 00:35:11,602 I mean, you've reformed five fags in a row. 531 00:35:11,709 --> 00:35:15,270 - Why press your luck with a nihilist? - Because you're wrong. 532 00:35:15,379 --> 00:35:19,281 Every age has its problems, and people somehow manage to be happy. 533 00:35:19,383 --> 00:35:22,352 I'm sorry. I don't mean to bully you. Yes, I do mean to bully you. 534 00:35:22,453 --> 00:35:25,479 Alfred, if everything is so hopeless, well, why do anything? 535 00:35:25,623 --> 00:35:27,523 - Okay. - Why get married? 536 00:35:27,625 --> 00:35:29,525 Well, you said you wanted to. 537 00:35:29,627 --> 00:35:31,993 I find this a very unpleasant conversation. 538 00:35:32,096 --> 00:35:36,328 Patsy, let's not turn this into a critical conversation because you're not getting your way. 539 00:35:36,434 --> 00:35:38,402 - I'm for getting married. - Oh, thanks. 540 00:35:39,737 --> 00:35:43,104 Oh. So this is a critical conversation. 541 00:35:43,207 --> 00:35:45,368 Alfred! 542 00:35:45,476 --> 00:35:47,944 He doesn't know how to fight. That's why I'm not winning. 543 00:35:48,045 --> 00:35:49,945 Alfred! 544 00:35:50,047 --> 00:35:52,077 Damn it, Alfred. Aren't you willing to battle over anything... even me? 545 00:35:52,112 --> 00:35:54,108 Damn it, Alfred. Aren't you willing to battle over anything... even me? 546 00:35:54,218 --> 00:35:57,210 - There isn't much point, is there? - Well, at least say you love me. 547 00:35:57,321 --> 00:35:59,585 - I don't know... - "I'm not sure I know what love is." 548 00:35:59,724 --> 00:36:01,988 Okay, buster, you've had it. I'm gonna marry you... 549 00:36:02,093 --> 00:36:05,119 make you give me a house, entrap you into half a dozen children... 550 00:36:05,263 --> 00:36:08,755 and seduce you into a life so... so... 551 00:36:10,067 --> 00:36:11,967 oh... 552 00:36:12,069 --> 00:36:14,003 So remorselessly satisfying... 553 00:36:14,105 --> 00:36:17,097 that within two years, under my management... 554 00:36:17,208 --> 00:36:19,870 you will come to me with a camera full of baby pictures... 555 00:36:19,977 --> 00:36:21,877 saying life can be beautiful. 556 00:36:21,979 --> 00:36:24,812 And ugly. More often U-G-L-Y. 557 00:36:24,916 --> 00:36:27,783 You're gonna give me a piano to sing around... 558 00:36:27,885 --> 00:36:30,046 and a fireplace to lie in front of... 559 00:36:30,188 --> 00:36:34,386 and each and every Christmas we are going to send out personalized Christmas cards... 560 00:36:34,525 --> 00:36:38,461 with a group family portrait on the front, taken by Alfred Chamberlain. 561 00:36:38,563 --> 00:36:41,896 Mother, Daddy? Alfred and I are getting married next week. 562 00:36:41,999 --> 00:36:46,629 You got yourself a fine young man. 563 00:36:46,737 --> 00:36:49,399 And so accomplished. 564 00:36:49,507 --> 00:36:52,305 We'll have to let Dr. Paterson know right away. 565 00:36:52,410 --> 00:36:55,004 - Who? - The minister, dopey. 566 00:36:55,112 --> 00:36:57,808 Mrs. Newquist. Mrs. Newquist, listen. 567 00:36:57,915 --> 00:37:00,110 When you speak to the minister, you better tell him... 568 00:37:00,218 --> 00:37:02,209 we don't want any mention of God in the ceremony. 569 00:37:02,320 --> 00:37:05,050 - What? - I'm gonna have him arrested! 570 00:37:05,189 --> 00:37:09,023 No God in the ceremony, hmm? 571 00:37:11,362 --> 00:37:14,058 Getting a lot of turndowns, aren't you? 572 00:37:16,367 --> 00:37:20,167 Surprising, isn't it, how the name of God is still respected in this town. 573 00:37:24,141 --> 00:37:27,577 Your father and me go back a long ways, young lady. 574 00:37:27,678 --> 00:37:29,578 He's done me a lot of favors. 575 00:37:29,680 --> 00:37:32,114 Got me tickets to shows. 576 00:37:32,216 --> 00:37:34,207 I'd like to help him out. 577 00:37:35,820 --> 00:37:38,118 My mother... thank God she's not alive today... 578 00:37:38,256 --> 00:37:40,315 landed in this country 65 years ago. 579 00:37:40,458 --> 00:37:42,358 Four infants in her arms. 580 00:37:42,460 --> 00:37:46,123 Kissed the sidewalk the minute she got off the boat, she was so happy to be here... 581 00:37:46,230 --> 00:37:49,757 to be out of Russia alive... across the ocean alive. 582 00:37:49,867 --> 00:37:53,030 More dead than alive, if you want to know the truth. 583 00:37:53,137 --> 00:37:56,595 Sixteen days in the steerage, 15 people got consumption... 584 00:37:56,707 --> 00:37:59,403 five died! 585 00:37:59,510 --> 00:38:02,411 My father... thank God he's not alive today... 586 00:38:02,513 --> 00:38:05,607 came over two years earlier... 67 years ago. 587 00:38:05,716 --> 00:38:08,776 Worked like a son of a bitch to earn our passage. 588 00:38:09,887 --> 00:38:11,787 Pardon my French. 589 00:38:11,889 --> 00:38:15,484 You don't want God in the ceremony, so you're probably familiar with it. 590 00:38:15,626 --> 00:38:19,289 My father worked 14 hours a day in a sweatshop on lower Broadway. 591 00:38:19,397 --> 00:38:24,096 Number 315. Our first apartment was a five-flight walk-up... 592 00:38:24,201 --> 00:38:26,465 four-and-a-half room cold-water flat... 593 00:38:26,570 --> 00:38:31,007 with the bathtub in the kitchen and the toilet down the hall. 594 00:38:31,108 --> 00:38:34,134 142 Hester Street. 595 00:38:34,245 --> 00:38:36,145 Three families used the toilet... 596 00:38:36,247 --> 00:38:39,341 an Italian family, a colored family... 597 00:38:39,450 --> 00:38:41,350 a Jewish family. 598 00:38:41,452 --> 00:38:43,977 Three families with different faiths. 599 00:38:44,121 --> 00:38:47,215 But one thing each of those families had in common. 600 00:38:47,358 --> 00:38:51,692 They had in common the sacrifices they had to make to get where they were. 601 00:38:51,796 --> 00:38:55,596 What they had in common was... persecution! 602 00:38:57,134 --> 00:39:00,797 Persecution! 603 00:39:00,905 --> 00:39:04,306 So they weren't so glib about God. 604 00:39:04,408 --> 00:39:07,172 God was in my mother's every conversation. 605 00:39:07,278 --> 00:39:10,975 How she got her family out of Russia, thank God, in one piece. 606 00:39:11,082 --> 00:39:13,141 About the pogroms, the steerage. 607 00:39:13,250 --> 00:39:15,184 About those that didn't make it. 608 00:39:15,286 --> 00:39:17,186 Got sick and died. 609 00:39:17,321 --> 00:39:19,221 Who could they ask for help? 610 00:39:19,323 --> 00:39:21,951 If not God, then who? 611 00:39:22,093 --> 00:39:23,993 The Great Society? 612 00:39:24,095 --> 00:39:25,995 The department of welfare? 613 00:39:26,097 --> 00:39:27,997 Travelers Aid? 614 00:39:28,099 --> 00:39:32,900 This city was a... a concretejungle to the families that came here. 615 00:39:33,003 --> 00:39:36,803 They had to carve homes and lives out of concrete. 616 00:39:36,907 --> 00:39:39,774 Cold concrete. 617 00:39:39,877 --> 00:39:43,836 You think they didn't call on God, those poor, suffering greenhorns? 618 00:39:43,948 --> 00:39:45,848 You see this suit I'm wearing? 619 00:39:45,950 --> 00:39:48,976 Expensive? Custom-made. 620 00:39:49,086 --> 00:39:51,213 My father... thank God he's not alive today... 621 00:39:51,355 --> 00:39:54,882 worked 16 hours a day in a shop on Broome Street. 622 00:39:55,025 --> 00:39:57,789 And his artistry for a 10th of what you pay today... 623 00:39:57,895 --> 00:40:00,363 makes meat loaf out of this suit. 624 00:40:00,498 --> 00:40:04,457 145-147 Broome Street. 625 00:40:04,568 --> 00:40:08,436 So tired, so broken in spirit... 626 00:40:08,539 --> 00:40:11,372 that when he climbed the six flights of stairs each night... 627 00:40:11,475 --> 00:40:13,375 to the three-room, unheated flat... 628 00:40:13,477 --> 00:40:17,174 the five of us were crowded in... 171 Attorney Street... 629 00:40:17,281 --> 00:40:20,682 that he did not have the strength to eat. 630 00:40:20,785 --> 00:40:25,188 The man did not have the strength to eat! 631 00:40:25,289 --> 00:40:27,189 Turning thinner... 632 00:40:27,291 --> 00:40:29,759 and yellower by the day. 633 00:40:29,860 --> 00:40:33,387 For lack of what? A well-balanced diet? 634 00:40:33,497 --> 00:40:35,397 Too much cholesterol? 635 00:40:35,499 --> 00:40:39,230 Too many carbohydrates and starchy substances in his blood? 636 00:40:39,336 --> 00:40:41,566 Not on your sweet life. 637 00:40:41,672 --> 00:40:43,663 For lack of everything! 638 00:40:43,774 --> 00:40:47,005 What was God to my father? I'll tell ya. Sit down. I'm not finished. 639 00:40:47,111 --> 00:40:49,739 I'll tell ya what God was to my father. 640 00:40:49,847 --> 00:40:52,645 God got my father up those six-and-a-half flights of stairs... 641 00:40:52,750 --> 00:40:55,241 not counting the stoop... every night! 642 00:40:55,352 --> 00:40:58,150 God got my mother worn gray from lying to her children... 643 00:40:58,289 --> 00:41:00,280 about a better tomorrow she didn't believe in. 644 00:41:00,424 --> 00:41:03,621 Up every morning with enough of the failing strength... 645 00:41:03,727 --> 00:41:08,664 that finally deserted her last year at Miami Beach at the age of 91... 646 00:41:08,766 --> 00:41:12,293 to face another day of hopelessness and despair. 647 00:41:12,403 --> 00:41:16,863 3134 Biscayne Boulevard. 648 00:41:17,908 --> 00:41:19,808 God. 649 00:41:19,910 --> 00:41:23,744 And you tell me you don't want him in the ceremony! 650 00:41:26,083 --> 00:41:29,519 Look at these hands. The hands of a judge? 651 00:41:29,620 --> 00:41:31,952 The hands of a professional man? 652 00:41:32,089 --> 00:41:34,421 Not on your sweet life. 653 00:41:34,525 --> 00:41:36,789 The hands of a worker! 654 00:41:36,894 --> 00:41:38,794 I worked! 655 00:41:38,896 --> 00:41:41,558 These hands toiled from the time I was nine. 656 00:41:41,665 --> 00:41:45,226 Strike that. Seven. Every morning up at 5:00... 657 00:41:45,336 --> 00:41:49,067 dressing in the pitch black to run down seven flights of stairs, 13 steps a flight... 658 00:41:49,173 --> 00:41:52,165 I'll never forget them... to run five blocks to the Washington market... 659 00:41:52,276 --> 00:41:55,643 unpacking crates for 75 cents a week. 660 00:41:55,746 --> 00:41:58,909 A dollar if I worked on Sundays. Maybe. 661 00:41:59,016 --> 00:42:01,075 Where was my God then? 662 00:42:02,786 --> 00:42:06,222 Where, on those bitter cold mornings... 663 00:42:06,323 --> 00:42:09,884 with my hands so blue with frostbite they looked like ladies' gloves... 664 00:42:10,027 --> 00:42:12,461 was God? 665 00:42:12,563 --> 00:42:16,090 Here. In my heart. 666 00:42:16,200 --> 00:42:21,570 Where he was, has been and will always be... 667 00:42:21,672 --> 00:42:25,574 till the day they carry me feetfirst out of this courtroom. 668 00:42:25,676 --> 00:42:28,201 Knock wood. God grants it soon. 669 00:42:28,312 --> 00:42:31,372 My first murder trial... Where you going? I'm not finished. 670 00:42:31,482 --> 00:42:34,315 - You're not gonna marry us. - I'm not finished. 671 00:42:34,418 --> 00:42:36,318 Don't be a smart punk. 672 00:42:36,420 --> 00:42:39,014 You're a know-it-all wise-guy punk, aren't ya? 673 00:42:39,156 --> 00:42:41,090 I've seen your kind. 674 00:42:42,293 --> 00:42:47,162 You'll come up before me again! 675 00:42:55,205 --> 00:42:57,366 You were never married before? 676 00:43:06,016 --> 00:43:08,143 Your parents, they're alive? 677 00:43:08,252 --> 00:43:10,152 I think so. 678 00:43:12,289 --> 00:43:14,280 You think so? 679 00:43:17,628 --> 00:43:20,119 Where do they live? 680 00:43:20,264 --> 00:43:22,698 Chicago, I guess. 681 00:43:25,536 --> 00:43:28,164 You think, you guess. 682 00:43:28,272 --> 00:43:30,297 What kind of answers are these? 683 00:43:31,375 --> 00:43:34,173 I haven't kept up contact. 684 00:43:38,248 --> 00:43:40,375 They know you're getting married? 685 00:43:45,122 --> 00:43:48,455 Look, Alfred. Patsy's mother is very upset. 686 00:43:48,559 --> 00:43:51,528 I'm upset. I don't say I believe in God. 687 00:43:51,629 --> 00:43:55,156 The question is wide open. But with me it's not a matter of belief in God. 688 00:43:55,265 --> 00:43:57,165 It's a matter of belief in institutions. 689 00:43:57,267 --> 00:43:59,861 I'm a great believer in institutions. 690 00:44:02,039 --> 00:44:05,998 Bitterness is a... bad way to start a marriage. 691 00:44:06,110 --> 00:44:09,045 Patsy's not bitter. I'm not bitter. 692 00:44:09,146 --> 00:44:12,877 I'm bitter. If you don't believe in God, why do you care if they use his name? 693 00:44:12,983 --> 00:44:16,248 I'm a lousy debater, Mr. Newquist. 694 00:44:41,478 --> 00:44:43,912 - Nervous, son? - Nah. 695 00:44:44,014 --> 00:44:47,245 - "Nah" what? - No, I'm not nervous, Mr. Newquist. 696 00:44:48,419 --> 00:44:50,319 Why don't you call me Dad? 697 00:44:50,454 --> 00:44:53,184 - I didn't call my own father "Dad." - What did you call him? 698 00:44:53,323 --> 00:44:56,019 I didn't call him anything. The occasion never came up. 699 00:44:57,261 --> 00:45:00,128 Look, couldn't you concede me one "Dad"? 700 00:45:00,230 --> 00:45:02,994 I mean, not all the time, but, you know, once in a while. 701 00:45:03,100 --> 00:45:05,364 - "Hello, Dad." "Hiya, Dad." - Daddy. 702 00:45:05,469 --> 00:45:08,233 "Do you want some tobacco, Dad?" 703 00:45:08,338 --> 00:45:10,738 For Christ's sake, I want an answer! 704 00:45:58,122 --> 00:46:00,647 I'm the father of the bride. You don't understand. 705 00:46:01,859 --> 00:46:04,259 I'm the father of the bride. Patsy. 706 00:46:06,864 --> 00:46:09,958 - I'll never, never forgive you. - Oh. 707 00:46:10,067 --> 00:46:12,900 He's a world-famous photographer, you know. 708 00:46:13,003 --> 00:46:15,631 He does collages for Harper's Bazaar. 709 00:46:15,739 --> 00:46:18,367 - This is Alfred, who's stealing my little girl away. - Hello. 710 00:46:20,043 --> 00:46:22,136 - I'm here. - Oh, Lester. 711 00:46:22,246 --> 00:46:24,214 And I'm willing to forgive and forget. 712 00:46:24,314 --> 00:46:27,715 There are no atheists in foxholes these days, huh, Reverend? 713 00:46:27,818 --> 00:46:30,150 They've all gone into the ministry, eh? 714 00:46:34,291 --> 00:46:38,557 Ethical Culture told them they didn't have to have God in the ceremony... 715 00:46:38,662 --> 00:46:42,063 but they had to have Ethical Culture in the ceremony. 716 00:46:42,166 --> 00:46:46,159 Your father-in-law wants me to mention the Deity in the ceremony. 717 00:46:46,270 --> 00:46:50,172 He wants me to sneak it in. He's offered me a lot of money to do it. 718 00:46:50,274 --> 00:46:52,606 I don't know what to tell you, Henry. 719 00:46:52,709 --> 00:46:54,609 Well, if it's all right with you... 720 00:46:54,711 --> 00:46:57,236 I'd like to take the money and not mention the Deity. 721 00:46:57,347 --> 00:46:59,645 First Existential can use the money. 722 00:47:09,927 --> 00:47:13,522 I haven't made up my mind. I might go into teaching. 723 00:47:13,630 --> 00:47:16,428 I absolutely deplore your views... 724 00:47:16,533 --> 00:47:18,524 but I respect your right to have them. 725 00:47:18,635 --> 00:47:21,604 What I really want to do is direct films. 726 00:47:21,705 --> 00:47:25,505 Well, the first year at least, we'll live at my place. 727 00:47:25,609 --> 00:47:28,373 I gave him $2,500. 728 00:47:30,480 --> 00:47:34,917 They looked everywhere. Even the state of New York has God in the ceremony. 729 00:47:35,018 --> 00:47:38,579 I gave him $2,500. 730 00:47:38,722 --> 00:47:40,383 No, my family isn't here. 731 00:47:40,524 --> 00:47:43,049 I gave him $2,500. 732 00:47:43,193 --> 00:47:46,594 I plan to go on working into my eighth month. 733 00:47:46,697 --> 00:47:48,790 No, my family is not here. 734 00:47:48,899 --> 00:47:52,665 I gave him $2,500. 735 00:47:52,769 --> 00:47:55,329 No, my family's not here. 736 00:47:55,439 --> 00:47:57,999 It's wonderful to marry a tall man. 737 00:47:58,108 --> 00:48:01,600 So many complications when you marry a person shorter than yourself. 738 00:48:01,712 --> 00:48:04,180 I gave him $2,500. 739 00:48:04,281 --> 00:48:06,909 Bitch. 740 00:48:09,920 --> 00:48:13,947 May we proceed? 741 00:48:14,091 --> 00:48:16,059 May we proceed? 742 00:48:16,193 --> 00:48:18,753 - Fags! - May we proceed? 743 00:48:29,306 --> 00:48:32,002 - You want me to have them? - Will you take them? 744 00:48:32,109 --> 00:48:34,009 Alfred. 745 00:48:35,879 --> 00:48:37,779 Shh, shh, shh. 746 00:48:48,292 --> 00:48:50,260 Shh. 747 00:48:53,630 --> 00:48:57,191 You all know why we're here. 748 00:49:00,470 --> 00:49:06,272 There's often so much sham about this business of marriage. 749 00:49:06,376 --> 00:49:09,106 Everyone accepts it. Ritual. 750 00:49:09,212 --> 00:49:14,878 That's why I was so heartened when Alfred asked me to perform this ceremony. 751 00:49:14,985 --> 00:49:18,512 He has certain beliefs, which I assume you all know. 752 00:49:18,655 --> 00:49:22,056 He is an atheist, which is perfectly all right. Really it is. 753 00:49:22,159 --> 00:49:26,186 I happen not to be, but inasmuch as this ceremony connotes... 754 00:49:26,330 --> 00:49:28,230 an abandonment of ritual... 755 00:49:28,332 --> 00:49:30,425 in the search for truth... 756 00:49:30,534 --> 00:49:33,435 I agreed to perform it. 757 00:49:33,537 --> 00:49:37,029 First, let me state to you, Alfred... 758 00:49:37,140 --> 00:49:39,074 and to you, Patricia... 759 00:49:39,176 --> 00:49:43,237 that of the 200 marriages that I have performed... 760 00:49:43,347 --> 00:49:46,145 all but seven have failed. 761 00:49:46,249 --> 00:49:48,149 So the odds are not good. 762 00:49:48,251 --> 00:49:51,015 We don't like to admit it, especially at the wedding ceremony... 763 00:49:51,154 --> 00:49:54,055 but it's in the back of all our minds, isn't it? 764 00:49:54,157 --> 00:49:58,457 How long will it last? We all think that, don't we? 765 00:49:58,562 --> 00:50:01,861 We don't like to bring it out in the open, but we all think that. 766 00:50:01,965 --> 00:50:04,934 Well, I say, why not bring it out in the open? 767 00:50:05,035 --> 00:50:08,266 Why does one decide to marry? 768 00:50:08,372 --> 00:50:12,433 Social pressure? Boredom? Loneliness? 769 00:50:12,542 --> 00:50:14,533 Sexual appeasement? 770 00:50:15,645 --> 00:50:17,545 Love? 771 00:50:17,647 --> 00:50:19,547 I won't put any of these reasons down. 772 00:50:19,649 --> 00:50:21,879 Each in its own way is adequate. Each is all right. 773 00:50:21,985 --> 00:50:26,547 Last year I married a musician who wanted to get married in order to stop masturbating. 774 00:50:26,690 --> 00:50:29,818 Please, don't be startled. I'm not putting him down. 775 00:50:29,960 --> 00:50:32,121 That marriage did not work. 776 00:50:32,229 --> 00:50:34,527 But the man tried. 777 00:50:34,631 --> 00:50:37,896 He is now separated, still masturbating... 778 00:50:38,001 --> 00:50:40,094 but he is at peace with himself... 779 00:50:40,203 --> 00:50:42,103 because he tried society's way. 780 00:50:42,205 --> 00:50:45,868 So, you see, it was not a mistake. It turned out all right. 781 00:50:45,976 --> 00:50:50,743 Now, just last month I married a novelist to a painter. 782 00:50:50,847 --> 00:50:56,046 Everyone at the wedding ceremony was under the influence of an hallucinogenic drug. 783 00:50:56,153 --> 00:50:58,348 The drug quickened our mental responses... 784 00:50:58,488 --> 00:51:00,319 slowed our physical responses... 785 00:51:00,424 --> 00:51:03,052 and the whole ceremony took two days to perform. 786 00:51:03,193 --> 00:51:05,923 Never have the words had such meaning. 787 00:51:06,997 --> 00:51:10,364 Now, that marriage should last. 788 00:51:10,467 --> 00:51:13,334 Still, if it does not, well, that'll be all right. 789 00:51:13,437 --> 00:51:17,339 For don't you see, any step that one takes is useful, is positive... 790 00:51:17,441 --> 00:51:19,671 has to be positive because it's a part of life. 791 00:51:19,776 --> 00:51:22,768 Even the negation of the previously taken step is positive. 792 00:51:22,879 --> 00:51:26,815 That too is a part of life. And in this light... and only in this light... 793 00:51:26,917 --> 00:51:30,944 should marriage be viewed as a small, single step. 794 00:51:31,088 --> 00:51:33,613 If it works, fine. 795 00:51:33,757 --> 00:51:37,124 If it fails, fine. Look elsewhere for satisfaction. 796 00:51:37,227 --> 00:51:39,695 To more marriages, fine. As many as one wants. Fine. 797 00:51:39,796 --> 00:51:42,390 To homosexuality? Fine. To drug addiction? 798 00:51:42,499 --> 00:51:46,868 I will not put it down. Each of these is an answer for somebody. 799 00:51:46,970 --> 00:51:50,428 For Alfred, today's answer is Patricia. 800 00:51:50,540 --> 00:51:53,509 For Patricia, today's answer is Alfred. 801 00:51:53,610 --> 00:51:55,942 I will not put them down for that. 802 00:51:57,547 --> 00:52:01,506 So what I implore you both... Patricia and Alfred... 803 00:52:01,618 --> 00:52:06,749 to dwell on while I ask you these questions required by the state of New York to... 804 00:52:06,890 --> 00:52:09,654 legally bind you... sinister phrase, that... 805 00:52:09,759 --> 00:52:14,128 is that not only are the legal questions I ask you meaningless... 806 00:52:14,231 --> 00:52:18,759 but so too are the inner questions that you ask yourselves meaningless. 807 00:52:18,869 --> 00:52:21,167 Feeling one's partner does not matter. 808 00:52:21,271 --> 00:52:23,739 Sexual disappointment does not matter. 809 00:52:23,840 --> 00:52:26,832 Nothing can hurt if you do not see it as being hurtful. 810 00:52:26,943 --> 00:52:30,470 Nothing can destroy if you do not see it as destructive. 811 00:52:30,580 --> 00:52:32,480 It is all part of life... 812 00:52:32,582 --> 00:52:34,812 part of what we are. 813 00:52:35,986 --> 00:52:37,977 So now, Alfred... 814 00:52:38,088 --> 00:52:41,285 "Do you take Patricia to be your lawfully wedded wife... 815 00:52:41,424 --> 00:52:44,723 to love..."whatever that means... "to honor... 816 00:52:44,828 --> 00:52:47,626 to keep her in sickness, in health, in prosperity and adversity..." 817 00:52:47,731 --> 00:52:49,631 What nonsense! 818 00:52:49,733 --> 00:52:52,634 "Forsaking all others..." What a shocking invasion of privacy. 819 00:52:53,703 --> 00:52:56,035 Rephrase that to more sensibly say... 820 00:52:56,139 --> 00:52:59,973 "If you choose to have affairs, then you won't feel guilty about them." 821 00:53:00,043 --> 00:53:02,102 'As long as you both shall live..." 822 00:53:02,212 --> 00:53:04,612 Or as long as you're not tired of one another. 823 00:53:04,714 --> 00:53:06,773 - Yeah. - And, Patsy... 824 00:53:06,883 --> 00:53:09,716 "Do you take Alfred to be your lawfully wedded husband, to love..." 825 00:53:09,819 --> 00:53:15,485 That harmful word again. Could not one more wisely say..."communicate"? 826 00:53:15,625 --> 00:53:19,755 "To honor..." I suppose by that it means you won't cut his balls off, but some men like that. 827 00:53:19,863 --> 00:53:21,797 "To obey..." 828 00:53:21,898 --> 00:53:25,425 Well, my first glance at you told me you were not the type to obey. 829 00:53:25,535 --> 00:53:29,335 So I went to my thesaurus, and I came back with these alternatives. 830 00:53:29,439 --> 00:53:32,169 "To show devotion, to be loyal... 831 00:53:32,275 --> 00:53:36,143 to show fealty, to answer the helm, to be pliant." 832 00:53:36,246 --> 00:53:40,148 General enough, I think, and still leave plenty of room to dominate. 833 00:53:40,250 --> 00:53:43,310 "In sickness, in health..." and all the rest of that gobbledygook... 834 00:53:43,420 --> 00:53:45,581 "so long as you both shall live?" 835 00:53:57,634 --> 00:54:00,194 I do. 836 00:54:00,303 --> 00:54:02,328 Alfred and Patsy... 837 00:54:02,439 --> 00:54:05,704 I know now that whatever you do... 838 00:54:07,177 --> 00:54:09,509 will be all right. 839 00:54:11,715 --> 00:54:15,481 To Patsy's father, Carol Newquist... 840 00:54:15,585 --> 00:54:19,521 I've never heard that name on a man before, but I'm sure it's all right. 841 00:54:19,623 --> 00:54:21,989 I ask you, sir, feel no guilt... 842 00:54:22,092 --> 00:54:27,029 over the $250 check you gave me to mention the Deity in the ceremony. 843 00:54:27,130 --> 00:54:32,124 What you have done is all right. It's part of what you are, part of what we all are. 844 00:54:32,235 --> 00:54:37,798 And I beg you not to be overly perturbed when I do not mention the Deity in the ceremony. 845 00:54:37,907 --> 00:54:42,708 Betrayal, too, is all right. It too is part of what we all are. 846 00:54:45,348 --> 00:54:48,476 And to Patsy's brother, Kenneth Newquist... 847 00:54:48,585 --> 00:54:51,520 with whom I had the pleasure of a private chat... 848 00:54:51,655 --> 00:54:54,351 I beg you feel no shame. 849 00:54:54,491 --> 00:54:56,391 Homosexuality is all right. 850 00:54:56,493 --> 00:54:58,586 Really it is. It's perfectly all right. 851 00:54:58,728 --> 00:55:00,559 Son of a bitch! 852 00:55:00,664 --> 00:55:03,098 Oh, it's all right. Really, it's all right. 853 00:55:03,199 --> 00:55:05,360 Hitting people is all right. 854 00:55:05,468 --> 00:55:08,164 Police! Police! 855 00:55:08,271 --> 00:55:11,672 It's all right. It's all part of life. 856 00:55:11,775 --> 00:55:13,675 Police! 857 00:55:13,777 --> 00:55:16,075 Really, it's all right. 858 00:55:16,179 --> 00:55:18,147 Beautiful. 859 00:55:21,451 --> 00:55:23,476 Police! Police! 860 00:55:26,956 --> 00:55:29,891 Faggot! Faggot! 861 00:55:29,993 --> 00:55:31,893 - All right. - Faggot! 862 00:55:31,995 --> 00:55:34,555 It's all right. Really, it's all right. 863 00:55:38,301 --> 00:55:40,861 - What? - Hi! 864 00:55:40,970 --> 00:55:43,165 Mother's hysterical, Daddy's collapsed... 865 00:55:43,273 --> 00:55:46,140 and Kenny's disappeared with my wardrobe! 866 00:55:46,242 --> 00:55:48,369 I hope you're satisfied with your day's work! 867 00:55:48,478 --> 00:55:51,811 I thought it was a very nice ceremony. A little hokey... 868 00:55:51,915 --> 00:55:57,114 Alfred! What's gonna become of us if you go on this way? Weren't you there? 869 00:55:57,220 --> 00:56:00,712 I want to know when and what in God's name you use for feelings! 870 00:56:00,857 --> 00:56:04,054 - I feel! - You don't feel! 871 00:56:04,160 --> 00:56:07,960 - Have it your way. - Ah! There you go again. You won't fight. 872 00:56:08,064 --> 00:56:10,862 But you knew I wouldn't fight before you married me. 873 00:56:10,967 --> 00:56:12,901 If you don't fight, you don't feel! 874 00:56:13,002 --> 00:56:14,902 If you don't feel, you don't love! 875 00:56:15,004 --> 00:56:17,598 I don't know what love is. 876 00:56:34,157 --> 00:56:36,990 - And where were you going? - I thought it was over. 877 00:56:42,399 --> 00:56:44,367 I'm glad you're back, Patsy. 878 00:56:48,471 --> 00:56:52,168 Oh! Kissing you is like kissing white bread. 879 00:56:52,275 --> 00:56:55,733 What is it with you, Alfred? I've never had a man do this to me before. 880 00:56:55,845 --> 00:56:59,212 It isn't just pain you don't feel. You don't feel pleasure. 881 00:56:59,315 --> 00:57:01,146 - I do feel pleasure. - About what? 882 00:57:01,251 --> 00:57:02,843 - A lot of things. - Name one. 883 00:57:02,952 --> 00:57:04,544 - My work. - Oh, name another. 884 00:57:04,687 --> 00:57:08,589 - Sleeping. - Work and sleeping. Oh, that's just great. 885 00:57:08,691 --> 00:57:11,592 - What about sex? - Makes you sleep better. 886 00:57:11,694 --> 00:57:14,822 Alfred! Do you mean half the things you say? 887 00:57:14,931 --> 00:57:16,990 You must feel something. 888 00:57:18,535 --> 00:57:20,435 Alfred. 889 00:57:20,537 --> 00:57:23,506 Jesus Christ! 890 00:57:23,606 --> 00:57:27,667 - Alfred, why did you marry me? - You're comfortable. 891 00:57:27,777 --> 00:57:29,836 I am not comfortable! 892 00:57:29,946 --> 00:57:33,438 If you knew anything about me, you would know that I am not comfortable. 893 00:57:33,550 --> 00:57:36,348 - Do you know why I married you? - I'm comfortable. 894 00:57:37,754 --> 00:57:40,655 I married you because I wanted to mold you. 895 00:57:40,757 --> 00:57:44,193 I love the man I wanted to mold you into, but you're not even there. 896 00:57:44,294 --> 00:57:46,694 How can I mold you when you're not there? 897 00:57:48,164 --> 00:57:50,496 Come back here. Alfred. 898 00:57:53,236 --> 00:57:55,796 Honey... 899 00:57:55,905 --> 00:57:58,237 I don't wanna hurt you. 900 00:57:58,341 --> 00:58:00,536 I want to change you. 901 00:58:00,643 --> 00:58:04,841 I want to make you see that there is some value in life... 902 00:58:04,948 --> 00:58:08,577 that there is some beauty, some tenderness... 903 00:58:08,685 --> 00:58:12,849 some things worth reacting to, some things worth feeling. 904 00:58:14,557 --> 00:58:18,220 What do you want out of life? Just survival? 905 00:58:18,328 --> 00:58:20,228 And to take pictures. 906 00:58:20,330 --> 00:58:23,026 Of shit? 907 00:58:24,133 --> 00:58:26,101 It's not enough! 908 00:58:35,211 --> 00:58:37,941 - Here. - What's that? A summons? 909 00:58:38,047 --> 00:58:40,709 It's a questionnaire. Here. 910 00:58:40,817 --> 00:58:43,809 - I'm sending you to Chicago. You're gonna see your parents. - Patsy. 911 00:58:43,953 --> 00:58:47,650 You're gonna ask them these questions... these questions on this questionnaire. 912 00:58:47,790 --> 00:58:51,021 - What do you mean? Like, was I a happy or unhappy child? - That's very good. 913 00:58:51,127 --> 00:58:53,095 - Was I breast-fed or bottle-fed? - Oh, excellent. 914 00:58:53,196 --> 00:58:57,929 - What are you trying to prove? - You are going to record their answers to these questions. 915 00:58:58,034 --> 00:59:00,798 You're gonna record every word that's said. Do you understand? 916 00:59:00,904 --> 00:59:04,772 And then you are going to bring the whole thing back to me in here. 917 00:59:04,874 --> 00:59:09,311 And we are going to learn why you are the way you are instead of the way you have to be. 918 00:59:09,412 --> 00:59:12,074 - I'm not going. - You're fighting. 919 00:59:12,181 --> 00:59:15,412 I'm not fighting and I'm not going. 920 00:59:15,518 --> 00:59:17,418 Christ, Alfred! 921 00:59:20,089 --> 00:59:23,991 I wanna be married to a big, strong, vital... 922 00:59:24,093 --> 00:59:26,721 virile, self-assured man... 923 00:59:26,829 --> 00:59:30,265 that I can protect and take care of. 924 00:59:30,366 --> 00:59:33,802 Alfred, you're the first man I've ever gone to bed with... 925 00:59:33,903 --> 00:59:37,600 where I didn't feel he was a lot more likely to get pregnant than I was! 926 00:59:41,010 --> 00:59:44,741 You've got to let me mold you. 927 00:59:44,847 --> 00:59:48,476 Please let me mold you! Oh, you've got me begging. 928 00:59:48,585 --> 00:59:51,782 You've got me whining and begging and crying. 929 00:59:51,921 --> 00:59:53,821 I've never behaved like this in my life. 930 00:59:53,923 --> 00:59:58,326 Alfred, do you have any idea how many people in this town... 931 00:59:58,428 --> 01:00:00,328 worship me? 932 01:00:00,430 --> 01:00:02,955 Maybe that's the attraction. You don't worship me. 933 01:00:05,468 --> 01:00:07,595 Alfred, you've got to change. 934 01:00:09,272 --> 01:00:14,005 I'm not saying that I'm any better or stronger than you are. 935 01:00:15,345 --> 01:00:17,245 It's just that we... 936 01:00:17,347 --> 01:00:20,908 you and I have different temperaments. 937 01:00:21,017 --> 01:00:25,545 And my temperament is better and stronger than yours! You're a wall! 938 01:00:25,688 --> 01:00:27,713 You... You don't fight. 939 01:00:27,857 --> 01:00:31,224 You hardly even listen. Dear God, will somebody please explain to me... 940 01:00:31,327 --> 01:00:33,454 why I think you're so beautiful? 941 01:00:37,867 --> 01:00:40,165 Hello? 942 01:00:40,269 --> 01:00:45,332 Leave me alone! What do you want out of me? Will you please leave me alone? 943 01:00:45,441 --> 01:00:48,137 She can't talk now! 944 01:00:58,721 --> 01:01:00,621 It's all shit. 945 01:01:02,025 --> 01:01:04,016 How come I never noticed before? 946 01:01:04,160 --> 01:01:07,652 - Patsy. - You were right. 947 01:01:07,797 --> 01:01:10,459 I'm just dense. I'm the one who doesn't feel. 948 01:01:10,566 --> 01:01:13,399 Come on, Patsy. 949 01:01:13,503 --> 01:01:17,564 - No more reason for anything. - Come on. Cut it out. 950 01:01:17,674 --> 01:01:22,338 The only true feeling is no feeling. 951 01:01:22,445 --> 01:01:25,209 It's the only way to survive. 952 01:01:25,314 --> 01:01:27,544 You were 100% right. 953 01:01:29,385 --> 01:01:32,149 - Hold my hand. - I feel weak. 954 01:01:33,623 --> 01:01:37,787 Alfred, we can't both feel weak at the same time. 955 01:01:37,894 --> 01:01:40,362 You're beginning to get me nervous, Patsy. 956 01:01:40,463 --> 01:01:42,693 You're right. 957 01:01:42,799 --> 01:01:44,699 I'm wrong. 958 01:01:45,802 --> 01:01:47,963 Everything's the way you say. 959 01:01:49,539 --> 01:01:51,803 You sit. 960 01:01:51,908 --> 01:01:53,808 You get old. 961 01:01:55,078 --> 01:01:56,978 You die. 962 01:02:13,963 --> 01:02:17,626 - Who is it, Tubby? - It's Alfred. 963 01:02:17,734 --> 01:02:22,034 - Alfred who? - Alfred Chamberlain. 964 01:02:22,138 --> 01:02:24,572 My Alfred Chamberlain? 965 01:02:26,375 --> 01:02:28,570 Tom Wolfe said you can't go home again. 966 01:02:28,678 --> 01:02:32,375 But I doubt if he meant that literally. It was more likely a metaphor. 967 01:02:32,482 --> 01:02:37,283 But he didn't come from Chicago. North Carolina, Georgia, something like that. 968 01:02:37,386 --> 01:02:39,752 Wolfe wasn't a racist, though. 969 01:02:39,889 --> 01:02:43,450 I don't think he was. An anti-Semite, I think, but not a racist. 970 01:02:43,593 --> 01:02:46,994 Faulkner, though, well, the character of Dilsey. 971 01:02:47,096 --> 01:02:48,996 Brilliant, I think. 972 01:02:49,098 --> 01:02:52,556 But today they probably call her a handkerchief head. 973 01:02:52,668 --> 01:02:55,159 Boo, here's the prodigal son. 974 01:03:02,211 --> 01:03:05,044 Well, what a surprise, Alfred. 975 01:03:05,148 --> 01:03:07,639 I mean, I wish you would have told us you were coming. 976 01:03:07,750 --> 01:03:11,379 - We would have invited some young people over. - Hello. 977 01:03:11,521 --> 01:03:13,421 Hello. 978 01:03:16,225 --> 01:03:19,285 Oh, now, I must remember what you drink. 979 01:03:19,428 --> 01:03:21,726 - A martini, isn't it? - I didn't drink when I lived here. 980 01:03:21,831 --> 01:03:26,200 Oh, you have to have my martinis. I am the best martini maker in the Midwest. 981 01:03:26,302 --> 01:03:29,499 Everybody says so... Harriet and Hank and... 982 01:03:29,605 --> 01:03:32,631 Aren't we lucky that we didn't go out tonight? 983 01:03:32,742 --> 01:03:35,939 I mean, there's a new David Smith show on at the museum. 984 01:03:36,045 --> 01:03:37,945 Do young people like David Smith? 985 01:03:38,047 --> 01:03:42,507 We were supposed to go with Norm and Edie, but I was in the middle of a Vonnegut. 986 01:03:42,618 --> 01:03:44,916 Young people adore Vonnegut. 987 01:03:45,054 --> 01:03:47,955 - I could still get a hold of Norm. - I don't wanna go. 988 01:03:48,057 --> 01:03:50,787 Ooh, there's a Visconti movie on. 989 01:03:50,893 --> 01:03:53,885 And Arthur raves about it. We could go to the late show. 990 01:03:54,030 --> 01:03:57,591 The new Hopper is at the three-penny cinema. 991 01:03:57,700 --> 01:04:00,066 I don't wanna go to the movies. 992 01:04:01,604 --> 01:04:04,664 Oh, you put on some weight, Alfred. 993 01:04:04,774 --> 01:04:07,504 But then you were 17 when you left. 994 01:04:07,610 --> 01:04:10,511 Well, what have you been up to? 995 01:04:10,613 --> 01:04:14,811 Well, I went to college, and now I'm a photographer. 996 01:04:14,917 --> 01:04:17,681 Oh. Cartier-Bresson... 997 01:04:17,787 --> 01:04:21,052 and Man Ray are the only photographers I know. 998 01:04:21,190 --> 01:04:24,091 I'll have to brush up. 999 01:04:24,193 --> 01:04:26,093 Well! 1000 01:04:27,363 --> 01:04:30,332 - Did you like college? - No. 1001 01:04:31,434 --> 01:04:33,459 Do you like photography? 1002 01:04:33,569 --> 01:04:35,434 Oh, yeah. 1003 01:04:35,538 --> 01:04:38,632 Well, it's important for young people to like what they do. 1004 01:04:40,776 --> 01:04:42,767 Also, I'm sort of married. 1005 01:04:44,180 --> 01:04:46,307 Well, I'll be darned. 1006 01:04:46,415 --> 01:04:49,009 - Peace. - Brotherhood. 1007 01:04:49,118 --> 01:04:52,019 I often wondered whether you were married or not. 1008 01:04:52,154 --> 01:04:54,622 Doesn't Boo make a good martini? 1009 01:04:54,757 --> 01:04:57,749 The trick is in the vermouth. 1010 01:04:57,894 --> 01:05:00,727 Look, I don't wanna take a lot of your time. 1011 01:05:00,830 --> 01:05:03,424 Patsy, my wife, worked out a questionnaire... 1012 01:05:03,532 --> 01:05:06,399 a series of questions about my childhood. 1013 01:05:06,502 --> 01:05:08,402 It's supposed to help me. 1014 01:05:08,504 --> 01:05:11,439 See, I don't remember very much before I was 19. 1015 01:05:12,942 --> 01:05:16,673 - Well, Alfred, I don't mind answering questions... - Nor do I. 1016 01:05:16,779 --> 01:05:19,339 If it'll help you, but I don't know if I wanna be recorded. 1017 01:05:19,448 --> 01:05:21,382 Well, preserved for posterity. 1018 01:05:21,484 --> 01:05:25,284 I mean, do you really need that thing? We could talk much more openly without it. 1019 01:05:25,421 --> 01:05:27,412 I need it. It'll help me. 1020 01:05:27,556 --> 01:05:30,787 Justice Holmes, I think it was, hated wiretapping. 1021 01:05:30,893 --> 01:05:33,953 - I could look that up if you like. - I might forget what you say. 1022 01:05:34,096 --> 01:05:37,429 Young people are just so lazy about taking notes. 1023 01:05:37,533 --> 01:05:40,366 Well, I have nothing to say that I mind being quoted on. 1024 01:05:40,469 --> 01:05:42,835 - It's the idea. - It's the F.B.I. 1025 01:05:42,939 --> 01:05:44,839 I need it! 1026 01:05:55,952 --> 01:05:58,113 Was I a happy or an unhappy child? 1027 01:06:09,732 --> 01:06:12,929 - What is one to say? - Well, every child has anxiety. 1028 01:06:13,035 --> 01:06:15,765 I mean, we're just not willing to accept anxiety anymore. 1029 01:06:15,871 --> 01:06:19,466 Freud... I think it was Freud... dates all anxiety back to the birth trauma. 1030 01:06:19,575 --> 01:06:21,475 Rank too. 1031 01:06:25,081 --> 01:06:28,073 - Was I breast-fed or bottle-fed? - Sullivan. 1032 01:06:28,184 --> 01:06:29,917 Sullivan writes about the significance of powerlessness. 1033 01:06:29,952 --> 01:06:31,650 Sullivan writes about the significance of powerlessness. 1034 01:06:31,787 --> 01:06:34,620 It's years since I've looked at Sullivan. 1035 01:06:34,724 --> 01:06:37,659 Doesn't Sullivan also have something to say... 1036 01:06:37,760 --> 01:06:41,059 it could be Adler, but I think it's Sullivan... 1037 01:06:41,163 --> 01:06:44,189 about the dynamism of apathy? 1038 01:06:44,300 --> 01:06:47,098 Dynamism of apathy. That's a wonderful phrase. 1039 01:06:47,203 --> 01:06:49,433 The magical power of the cry. 1040 01:06:49,538 --> 01:06:53,065 You see, what Sullivan is saying is that the cry brings help... 1041 01:06:53,175 --> 01:06:57,134 which leads to the correction of the condition which led to the cry. 1042 01:06:58,547 --> 01:07:00,811 Was I difficult to toilet train? 1043 01:07:00,916 --> 01:07:05,080 - Uh, Klein. - Klein speaks of the coupling of early Oedipus wishes... 1044 01:07:05,221 --> 01:07:07,189 with the fear of castration. 1045 01:07:07,289 --> 01:07:09,917 The child's desire to possess the mother's feces. 1046 01:07:10,059 --> 01:07:12,550 I mean, it's the anal-sadistic stage. 1047 01:07:12,695 --> 01:07:14,925 Ah. Sphincter-morality. 1048 01:07:15,031 --> 01:07:17,192 Ferenczi's phrase. 1049 01:07:17,299 --> 01:07:19,199 Ferenczi? 1050 01:07:25,174 --> 01:07:29,577 - Was I subject to temper tantrums? - Uh... 1051 01:07:29,678 --> 01:07:34,047 "A tendency in boys to express excessive aggression..." 1052 01:07:34,150 --> 01:07:36,141 "Originates in his fear of castration." 1053 01:07:36,252 --> 01:07:40,655 "And coincides with the boy's protest against the feminine role... 1054 01:07:40,756 --> 01:07:42,690 "rooted also in his... 1055 01:07:42,792 --> 01:07:44,692 Dread ofhis mother..." 1056 01:07:44,794 --> 01:07:48,321 "Who he intends to rob ofhis father's penis." 1057 01:07:50,433 --> 01:07:52,333 Was I a good or bad eater? 1058 01:07:52,435 --> 01:07:55,666 Uh, food. 1059 01:07:55,771 --> 01:07:57,966 I don't remember. 1060 01:08:02,878 --> 01:08:04,778 I don't remember. 1061 01:08:04,880 --> 01:08:07,440 Did I relate well to other children? 1062 01:08:09,218 --> 01:08:11,948 - I don't remember. - I don't remember. 1063 01:08:12,088 --> 01:08:16,855 When did I first exhibit signs of alienation? 1064 01:08:19,361 --> 01:08:21,852 - I don't remember. - I don't remember. 1065 01:08:22,064 --> 01:08:24,999 - I don't remember. - I don't remember. 1066 01:08:26,669 --> 01:08:29,001 - I don't remember. - I don't remember. 1067 01:08:30,940 --> 01:08:35,172 In college the government couldn't decide whether I was a security risk or not. 1068 01:08:37,780 --> 01:08:40,180 I used to protest a little then. 1069 01:08:43,152 --> 01:08:45,780 So they decided to put a mail check on me. 1070 01:08:48,090 --> 01:08:51,059 Every day the mail would come later and later. 1071 01:08:51,193 --> 01:08:53,525 Corners torn. 1072 01:08:53,629 --> 01:08:55,529 Never sealed correctly. 1073 01:08:59,368 --> 01:09:02,303 I was more of an activist then. 1074 01:09:02,404 --> 01:09:05,635 So I decided to fight fire with fire. 1075 01:09:07,343 --> 01:09:10,938 I began writing letters to the guy who was reading my mail. 1076 01:09:14,717 --> 01:09:17,584 I addressed them to myself. 1077 01:09:17,686 --> 01:09:20,621 But inside they went something like... 1078 01:09:20,723 --> 01:09:23,351 "Dear sir... 1079 01:09:23,492 --> 01:09:25,824 "I'm not that different from you. 1080 01:09:25,928 --> 01:09:28,328 "All men are brothers. 1081 01:09:28,430 --> 01:09:31,888 "Tomorrow, instead of reading my mail in that dark, dusty hall... 1082 01:09:32,001 --> 01:09:35,835 why not bring it upstairs so we can check it out together." 1083 01:09:38,507 --> 01:09:40,600 I never got an answer. 1084 01:09:42,344 --> 01:09:44,744 So I wrote another letter. 1085 01:09:45,848 --> 01:09:48,442 "Dear sir... 1086 01:09:48,551 --> 01:09:52,248 "There are no heroes, no villains... 1087 01:09:52,388 --> 01:09:54,083 "no good guys, no bad guys. 1088 01:09:54,223 --> 01:09:58,023 "The world's more complicated than that. 1089 01:09:58,127 --> 01:10:02,154 Come on upstairs where we can open a couple of beers and talk it all out." 1090 01:10:04,366 --> 01:10:06,596 Again, no answer. 1091 01:10:09,271 --> 01:10:11,603 So I wrote... 1092 01:10:11,707 --> 01:10:14,369 "Dear sir... 1093 01:10:14,476 --> 01:10:17,274 "I've been thinking too much of my own problems... 1094 01:10:17,379 --> 01:10:20,212 "too little of yours. 1095 01:10:20,316 --> 01:10:23,649 "Yours can't be a happy task, reading another man's mail. 1096 01:10:23,752 --> 01:10:26,619 "It's dull, it's unimaginative... 1097 01:10:26,755 --> 01:10:29,986 "it's a job... and let's not mince words... for a hack. 1098 01:10:32,061 --> 01:10:33,961 "Yet I wonder... 1099 01:10:35,598 --> 01:10:39,398 "can this be the way you see yourself? 1100 01:10:39,501 --> 01:10:43,301 "Do you see yourself as a hack? 1101 01:10:43,405 --> 01:10:47,398 "Do you see yourself as the office slob? 1102 01:10:47,509 --> 01:10:50,637 "Have you ever wondered why they stuck you with this particular job... 1103 01:10:50,746 --> 01:10:54,079 instead of others who have less seniority?" 1104 01:10:57,753 --> 01:11:00,313 That letter never got delivered to me. 1105 01:11:04,126 --> 01:11:06,026 So then I wrote... 1106 01:11:08,063 --> 01:11:09,963 "Dear friend... 1107 01:11:11,867 --> 01:11:13,767 "Just a note to advise. 1108 01:11:16,639 --> 01:11:21,235 "You may retain my letters as long as you deem fit. 1109 01:11:21,343 --> 01:11:25,643 "Study them, reread them, think them out. 1110 01:11:25,748 --> 01:11:28,410 "Who back at the home office is out to get you? 1111 01:11:30,653 --> 01:11:34,145 "Who, at this very moment... 1112 01:11:34,290 --> 01:11:37,225 "is sitting at your desk... 1113 01:11:37,326 --> 01:11:39,692 "reading your mail? 1114 01:11:41,997 --> 01:11:46,331 I don't say this to be cruel, but because I'm the only one left you can trust." 1115 01:11:49,038 --> 01:11:50,938 No answer. 1116 01:11:52,841 --> 01:11:57,801 But the next day, a man saying he was from the telephone company showed up... 1117 01:11:57,913 --> 01:12:01,076 no complaint had been made... to check my telephone. 1118 01:12:02,685 --> 01:12:04,585 Shaky hands... 1119 01:12:06,388 --> 01:12:08,288 bloodshot eyes. 1120 01:12:10,125 --> 01:12:12,525 And as he dismembered my telephone... 1121 01:12:14,463 --> 01:12:17,057 he said... 1122 01:12:17,166 --> 01:12:21,728 "Look, what nobody understands... 1123 01:12:21,837 --> 01:12:25,238 "is that everybody's got his job to do. 1124 01:12:25,341 --> 01:12:27,605 "I got my job. 1125 01:12:27,710 --> 01:12:31,942 "In this case, it's preparing telephones. 1126 01:12:32,047 --> 01:12:35,448 "I like it or I don't like it... 1127 01:12:35,551 --> 01:12:38,076 "but it's my job. 1128 01:12:38,187 --> 01:12:43,056 "If I had another job, say with the F.B. I... 1129 01:12:43,158 --> 01:12:45,752 "or someplace putting in a wiretap, for example... 1130 01:12:45,894 --> 01:12:48,089 "or maybe even reading a guy's mail... 1131 01:12:48,197 --> 01:12:51,428 "like it or don't like it, it would be my job. 1132 01:12:51,533 --> 01:12:56,129 Does anybody got the right to destroy a man for doing his job?" 1133 01:13:00,008 --> 01:13:03,273 I wrote one more letter... 1134 01:13:03,379 --> 01:13:07,406 expressing my deep satisfaction that we had at last made contact... 1135 01:13:07,516 --> 01:13:11,714 and informing him that the next time he came, say to read the meter... 1136 01:13:11,854 --> 01:13:14,345 I had valuable information... 1137 01:13:15,657 --> 01:13:18,285 photostats, recordings, names and dates... 1138 01:13:18,427 --> 01:13:21,362 about the conspiracy against him. 1139 01:13:23,165 --> 01:13:26,157 That letter showed up a week after I mailed it. 1140 01:13:26,268 --> 01:13:31,672 It was torn in half and clumsily glued together again. 1141 01:13:31,774 --> 01:13:34,368 In the margin on the bottom in large, shaky letters... 1142 01:13:34,476 --> 01:13:37,070 was written the word, "Please." 1143 01:13:47,189 --> 01:13:49,623 I wasn't bothered again. 1144 01:13:54,763 --> 01:13:57,357 It was after this that I began to wonder. 1145 01:13:59,401 --> 01:14:01,392 If they're that... 1146 01:14:03,338 --> 01:14:05,238 unformidable... 1147 01:14:07,342 --> 01:14:09,867 why bother to fight back? 1148 01:14:21,957 --> 01:14:23,982 It's very dangerous. 1149 01:14:26,395 --> 01:14:30,889 It's dangerous to challenge a system... 1150 01:14:30,999 --> 01:14:34,491 unless you're completely at peace... 1151 01:14:34,603 --> 01:14:38,198 with the thought that you're not gonna miss it when it collapses. 1152 01:14:42,277 --> 01:14:44,268 Patsy, you can't be the one to change. 1153 01:14:44,379 --> 01:14:47,280 I'm the one who has to... change. 1154 01:14:55,591 --> 01:14:57,923 Alfred, what are you talking about? 1155 01:15:04,733 --> 01:15:06,963 When I first met you... 1156 01:15:07,069 --> 01:15:08,969 I remember thinking to myself... 1157 01:15:09,071 --> 01:15:12,632 this is the most formidable person I've ever met. 1158 01:15:12,741 --> 01:15:16,006 I don't stand a chance. I'll try to stay the way I am. 1159 01:15:16,111 --> 01:15:20,104 I'll try desperately, but I don't stand a chance. 1160 01:15:20,215 --> 01:15:23,548 It's only a matter of time, Patsy. Very soon I'll be different. 1161 01:15:23,652 --> 01:15:28,385 I'll be able to look at... a half-empty glass of water and say... 1162 01:15:28,524 --> 01:15:33,461 "My God, this glass isn't half-empty. This glass is half-full." 1163 01:15:35,697 --> 01:15:39,793 Patsy, I'm the one who has to change. You're not the one who has to change. 1164 01:15:47,876 --> 01:15:50,470 You see what happens when you start... 1165 01:15:50,579 --> 01:15:53,013 fooling around with the rules? 1166 01:15:54,249 --> 01:15:58,015 It begins with weddings, and it ends with... 1167 01:15:58,120 --> 01:16:02,056 Well, there's no telling where it ends. 1168 01:16:20,075 --> 01:16:24,603 There are reasons for doing things the old way. 1169 01:16:27,215 --> 01:16:31,345 Don't look for trouble and trouble won't look for you. 1170 01:16:39,561 --> 01:16:41,927 I'm not saying there aren't problems. 1171 01:16:43,265 --> 01:16:46,496 But you have to fight. 1172 01:16:46,602 --> 01:16:50,003 You're going to fight, starting now. Is that right? 1173 01:16:54,576 --> 01:16:58,273 And you're going to feel, starting right now. Is that right? 1174 01:17:01,416 --> 01:17:03,782 I don't want a nod. I want an answer. 1175 01:17:03,885 --> 01:17:05,876 Say, "Yes, Patsy." 1176 01:17:06,021 --> 01:17:09,787 - Yes, Patsy. - Yes, Patsy, what? 1177 01:17:12,060 --> 01:17:15,154 Yes, Patsy, I'm gonna feel. 1178 01:17:15,263 --> 01:17:17,891 Starting when? 1179 01:17:18,000 --> 01:17:20,332 Starting as soon as I can manage it. 1180 01:17:20,435 --> 01:17:23,165 Starting when? 1181 01:17:23,271 --> 01:17:25,831 Starting now. 1182 01:17:27,075 --> 01:17:29,407 And what's your first feeling? 1183 01:17:32,547 --> 01:17:34,447 Uh... 1184 01:17:35,851 --> 01:17:39,844 - It's sort of distant. - Don't be ashamed of it. 1185 01:17:39,988 --> 01:17:42,752 Okay. 1186 01:17:42,891 --> 01:17:45,325 It's worship. 1187 01:17:45,427 --> 01:17:49,727 - Of God? - Of you. 1188 01:17:55,037 --> 01:17:57,369 You're doing just fine. 1189 01:22:39,187 --> 01:22:42,384 Did you tell 'em silver for the bedroom? 1190 01:22:42,524 --> 01:22:45,789 It was either silver, brown or black. 1191 01:22:45,894 --> 01:22:50,160 - There's still not much of a selection in steel. - Make it brown then. 1192 01:22:50,265 --> 01:22:53,166 - Not in my bedroom. - It's my bedroom too. 1193 01:22:53,268 --> 01:22:56,066 I told you I didn't want them in my room! 1194 01:22:56,171 --> 01:22:59,663 They have to be put in every room, Kenny. It says so in the building code. 1195 01:22:59,774 --> 01:23:02,743 - They block out all the light! - What light? 1196 01:23:02,844 --> 01:23:05,312 That's what shutters are for, dear. It's for your own good. 1197 01:23:05,413 --> 01:23:08,314 Don't I have any rights around here? 1198 01:23:08,416 --> 01:23:12,512 You'll love them when you get used to them. 1199 01:23:15,724 --> 01:23:17,624 That noise! 1200 01:23:20,962 --> 01:23:25,092 What a mess they make. I remember when workmen were neat, quiet, mannerly. 1201 01:23:25,200 --> 01:23:27,293 I brought you some tea. 1202 01:23:30,205 --> 01:23:34,164 - Will you do me a favor and cut it out. - I was only trying to help. 1203 01:23:37,479 --> 01:23:39,947 Come on, Alfred. Come on. 1204 01:23:41,082 --> 01:23:43,380 Here. Come on. 1205 01:23:43,485 --> 01:23:46,352 You're doing fine. Go ahead. 1206 01:23:46,488 --> 01:23:49,389 Uh-uh. Don't gulp. 1207 01:23:49,491 --> 01:23:52,051 Take it easy now, huh? 1208 01:23:52,193 --> 01:23:54,889 Nice and easy, Alfred. 1209 01:23:57,532 --> 01:23:59,432 Big deal. Big deal. 1210 01:24:08,076 --> 01:24:10,909 Will you get out ofhere, goddamn it! 1211 01:24:11,012 --> 01:24:13,071 Big deal. Big deal. 1212 01:24:14,949 --> 01:24:17,213 You little son of a bitch. 1213 01:24:17,318 --> 01:24:20,048 Christ, I hope it's only a phase. 1214 01:24:27,295 --> 01:24:30,662 Come on, Alfred. Come on. 1215 01:24:32,500 --> 01:24:34,968 It's always darkest before the dawn. 1216 01:24:47,782 --> 01:24:52,583 Alfred, I paid an unexpected call on police headquarters this afternoon. 1217 01:24:53,955 --> 01:24:56,788 Keep this under your hat, huh? 1218 01:24:56,891 --> 01:24:59,860 I had a 15-minute talk with Lieutenant Practice. 1219 01:24:59,994 --> 01:25:04,624 Busy as hell, but he found 15 minutes to talk to me. 1220 01:25:04,732 --> 01:25:07,929 He's convinced they're closing in on the conspiracy. 1221 01:25:08,036 --> 01:25:12,871 Three hundred and forty-five unsolved murders in six months. 1222 01:25:12,974 --> 01:25:16,501 I feel sorry for those poor bastards. 1223 01:25:18,780 --> 01:25:22,147 I don't understand anything anymore, Alfred. 1224 01:25:22,250 --> 01:25:25,879 You know how I get through the day, Alfred? 1225 01:25:26,020 --> 01:25:27,988 In planned segments. 1226 01:25:28,123 --> 01:25:30,091 I get up in the morning and I think... 1227 01:25:30,225 --> 01:25:32,955 okay, a sniper didn't get me for breakfast. 1228 01:25:33,061 --> 01:25:36,622 Let's see if I can take my morning walk without being mugged. 1229 01:25:36,731 --> 01:25:39,029 Okay, I finished my walk. 1230 01:25:39,134 --> 01:25:41,500 Let's see if I can make it back home without getting a brick... 1231 01:25:41,603 --> 01:25:44,436 dropped on my head from the top of a building. 1232 01:25:44,539 --> 01:25:47,201 Okay, I'm safe in the lobby. 1233 01:25:47,308 --> 01:25:51,244 Let's see if I can make it up in the elevator without getting a knife in my ribs. 1234 01:25:51,346 --> 01:25:53,871 Okay, I made it to the hall. 1235 01:25:53,982 --> 01:25:57,418 Let's see if I can walk in and not find burglars in the hallway. 1236 01:25:57,519 --> 01:25:59,987 Okay, I made it to the hall. 1237 01:26:00,054 --> 01:26:02,022 Let's see if I can walk into my living room... 1238 01:26:02,157 --> 01:26:04,990 and not find the rest of my family dead. 1239 01:26:06,294 --> 01:26:08,762 This goddamn city. 1240 01:26:17,839 --> 01:26:20,307 - What happened? - They shot a hole in my shopping bag. 1241 01:26:20,408 --> 01:26:23,844 - You could have been killed! - I get shot at every day. 1242 01:26:23,945 --> 01:26:28,245 We all do, Carol. Don't make more of it than it is. 1243 01:26:28,349 --> 01:26:32,581 I ran into that nice Lieutenant Practice in the lobby. 1244 01:26:32,720 --> 01:26:34,711 He looked simply awful. 1245 01:26:34,856 --> 01:26:38,917 I invited him up for coffee as soon as he finishes investigating the new murder. 1246 01:26:39,060 --> 01:26:41,995 - Who got it this time? - I don't know. It was in the other wing. 1247 01:26:42,096 --> 01:26:43,996 - Thank God. - Kenny! 1248 01:26:44,098 --> 01:26:46,589 I've got a leaking shopping bag! 1249 01:26:51,873 --> 01:26:55,036 - Lock the door, goddamn it! - I opened it! 1250 01:27:03,518 --> 01:27:05,418 Fags! 1251 01:27:13,461 --> 01:27:15,554 Hello? 1252 01:27:15,663 --> 01:27:18,257 Haven't you read the newspapers lately? 1253 01:27:18,366 --> 01:27:21,335 You don't have to call anymore. Patsy's dead. 1254 01:27:29,677 --> 01:27:32,271 - Hello? - I don't know what to say. 1255 01:27:32,380 --> 01:27:38,012 I'm terribly sorry. But what can we do? The world's gone crazy. 1256 01:27:38,119 --> 01:27:40,019 Mm-hmm. 1257 01:27:46,928 --> 01:27:49,419 I should have been a girl. 1258 01:27:49,564 --> 01:27:51,896 Girls have it easy. 1259 01:27:52,000 --> 01:27:54,332 They're better at studying. 1260 01:27:54,435 --> 01:27:57,370 They're not forced to play ball. 1261 01:27:57,472 --> 01:28:00,032 They don't have to have a job. 1262 01:28:00,141 --> 01:28:02,609 I really could've handled it. 1263 01:28:08,283 --> 01:28:10,183 You. 1264 01:28:11,486 --> 01:28:14,717 And you, outside. 1265 01:28:18,493 --> 01:28:20,427 That's the crop, Lieutenant. 1266 01:28:20,528 --> 01:28:24,487 Alfred, look who decided to pay us a visit. Lieutenant Practice. 1267 01:28:28,870 --> 01:28:31,805 Can I have a glass of milk, please, Mrs. Newquist... 1268 01:28:31,906 --> 01:28:33,931 and a cookie? 1269 01:28:34,042 --> 01:28:36,135 Of course, dear. 1270 01:28:38,346 --> 01:28:40,871 Jesus Christ, I'm depressed. 1271 01:28:40,982 --> 01:28:43,382 There's gotta be some logical explanation to this whole business. 1272 01:28:43,484 --> 01:28:46,942 You've got nothing to be ashamed of. Don't worry. You'll figure it out. 1273 01:28:47,055 --> 01:28:50,752 Listen, I really came by to return this. I don't know what got into me this afternoon. 1274 01:28:50,892 --> 01:28:54,055 - I gave it to you. Keep it. - I can't hang onto a $250 check. 1275 01:28:54,162 --> 01:28:56,562 I know your heart was in the right place, Mr. Newberg... 1276 01:28:56,664 --> 01:28:59,098 but it's not gonna help us find your son's murderer any quicker. 1277 01:28:59,200 --> 01:29:01,361 It's Newquist, and it's daughter this time. Keep it. 1278 01:29:01,469 --> 01:29:03,801 - Never know when you can use it. - Here, drink this. You'll feel better. 1279 01:29:03,905 --> 01:29:06,135 Carol, are you giving money away again? 1280 01:29:06,240 --> 01:29:09,437 Every time we pass a policeman, he hands him five dollars. 1281 01:29:09,544 --> 01:29:13,844 Well, I want the boys on the beat to know that someone still has faith in them. 1282 01:29:17,251 --> 01:29:19,151 Oh, boy. 1283 01:29:19,253 --> 01:29:21,517 I wasn't like this six months ago, was I? 1284 01:29:21,656 --> 01:29:24,557 Wasn't I a lot more self-confident? 1285 01:29:24,659 --> 01:29:27,253 Jesus Christ, the way I used to walk in on the scene of a crime. 1286 01:29:27,395 --> 01:29:30,660 Like I owned the goddamn world. Can I have a little scotch in that milk, please? 1287 01:29:30,765 --> 01:29:32,528 - Oh, sure. - A piece of cheese on that cookie? 1288 01:29:32,633 --> 01:29:35,397 - Oh, sure. - There's gonna be a shake-up, you know. 1289 01:29:35,503 --> 01:29:37,994 When there's 345 murders and none of'em get solved... 1290 01:29:38,106 --> 01:29:41,041 somebody's gotta be elected fall guy. 1291 01:29:42,343 --> 01:29:44,971 How about a piece of ice like a good fella? 1292 01:29:45,079 --> 01:29:48,742 Somewhere there's a logical pattern to this whole business. There has to be. 1293 01:29:48,850 --> 01:29:51,580 I didn't ask for butter on that cookie, just cheese. Thank you. 1294 01:29:51,686 --> 01:29:55,645 And those goddamn vigilante groups... black against white, white against black. 1295 01:29:55,757 --> 01:29:57,850 Whatever became of human dignity? 1296 01:29:57,992 --> 01:30:01,428 For Christ sakes! Only one piece of ice? Let's get it right, huh? 1297 01:30:06,134 --> 01:30:08,034 What kind of cheese is that? Sharp cheddar? 1298 01:30:08,136 --> 01:30:10,696 You should know by now with my stomach I can't take sharp cheddar. 1299 01:30:10,805 --> 01:30:13,000 Goddamn it! Will you shape up? 1300 01:30:16,177 --> 01:30:19,738 Sooner or later there's a pattern. Sooner or later everything falls into place. 1301 01:30:19,847 --> 01:30:21,872 I believe that. If I didn't believe that... 1302 01:30:21,983 --> 01:30:24,213 I wouldn't wanna wake up tomorrow morning and see the sunrise. 1303 01:30:24,318 --> 01:30:28,414 Goddamn it! Is this what I asked for? I want some cooperation! 1304 01:30:32,560 --> 01:30:36,257 Every crime has its own pattern of logic. Everything has an order. 1305 01:30:36,364 --> 01:30:39,424 If we cannot find that order, it's not because it doesn't exist... 1306 01:30:39,534 --> 01:30:44,870 but because we have incorrectly examined s-s-some vital piece of evidence. 1307 01:30:44,972 --> 01:30:47,634 Let us examine the evidence. Number one: 1308 01:30:47,742 --> 01:30:51,678 In the past six months, there have been 345 homicides committed in this city. 1309 01:30:51,779 --> 01:30:54,247 The victims have ranged various-s-sly in age... 1310 01:30:54,348 --> 01:30:57,181 sex, social status and-and color. 1311 01:30:57,285 --> 01:31:01,551 Number two: In none of these homicides have we been able to find the motive. 1312 01:31:01,689 --> 01:31:05,625 Number three: Consequently, all 345 homicides remain unsolved. 1313 01:31:05,726 --> 01:31:08,854 So much for the evidence. A subtle pattern begins to emerge. 1314 01:31:08,963 --> 01:31:13,024 What is this pattern? What is it that these 345 homicides... 1315 01:31:13,134 --> 01:31:16,592 have-have-have, uh-uh-uh... have in common? 1316 01:31:16,704 --> 01:31:18,831 They... They have in common three things: 1317 01:31:18,940 --> 01:31:20,999 A: They have nothing in common: 1318 01:31:21,108 --> 01:31:23,440 B: They have no motive: 1319 01:31:23,544 --> 01:31:26,945 And C: They remain unsolved. 1320 01:31:30,985 --> 01:31:34,887 Now when a case does not gel, it is often not because we lack the necessary facts... 1321 01:31:35,022 --> 01:31:38,014 but because we've observed those facts incorrectly. 1322 01:31:38,159 --> 01:31:40,923 Following normal routine, we look for a cause. 1323 01:31:41,028 --> 01:31:43,861 Had we looked for effect, we would have found our answer that much sooner. 1324 01:31:43,965 --> 01:31:47,628 What is the effect of 345 unsolved homicides? 1325 01:31:47,735 --> 01:31:51,296 The effect is... 1326 01:31:51,405 --> 01:31:55,136 Lack of faith in law enforcement personnel. 1327 01:31:57,144 --> 01:32:00,045 That is our motive. The pattern is complete. 1328 01:32:00,114 --> 01:32:04,050 We are involved here in a far-reaching c-c-conspiracy... 1329 01:32:04,151 --> 01:32:07,643 to undermine our most basic beliefs and sacred institutions. 1330 01:32:07,788 --> 01:32:11,554 Who's behind this conspiracy? Once again, ask the question, who has the most to gain? 1331 01:32:11,659 --> 01:32:14,093 People in high places. Their names would astound you. 1332 01:32:14,195 --> 01:32:17,926 People in low places. Concealing their activities... 1333 01:32:18,032 --> 01:32:19,932 beneath the cloak of poverty. 1334 01:32:20,034 --> 01:32:22,525 People in all walks of life... left wing and right wing... 1335 01:32:22,637 --> 01:32:24,832 black and white, students and scholars. 1336 01:32:24,939 --> 01:32:27,134 A conspiracy of such ominous proportion... 1337 01:32:27,241 --> 01:32:29,641 that we will never, never know the whole story... 1338 01:32:29,744 --> 01:32:32,804 and we'll never be able to reveal all the facts. 1339 01:32:32,914 --> 01:32:36,907 We are readying mass arrests. 1340 01:32:40,154 --> 01:32:43,123 I'm gonna see that you people get every possible break. 1341 01:32:43,224 --> 01:32:46,250 If there's any i-i-information you'd like to contribute at this time... 1342 01:32:46,394 --> 01:32:49,454 it would be held in s-s-strictest confidence. 1343 01:32:53,134 --> 01:32:57,969 I strongly advise against any of you trying to leave town. 1344 01:33:18,893 --> 01:33:20,793 What's left? 1345 01:33:20,895 --> 01:33:23,386 What's there left? 1346 01:33:23,531 --> 01:33:26,159 I'm a reasonable man. Just explain to me... 1347 01:33:26,267 --> 01:33:28,667 what have I left to believe in? 1348 01:33:28,769 --> 01:33:32,227 Oh, I swear to God, the tide is rising. 1349 01:33:32,340 --> 01:33:34,638 Two hundred and fifty dollars. 1350 01:33:34,742 --> 01:33:39,304 Give me, give me, give me. We need honest cops! 1351 01:33:39,413 --> 01:33:42,075 People just aren't being protected anymore! 1352 01:33:42,183 --> 01:33:45,778 We need a revival of honor and trust. We need the army! 1353 01:33:45,886 --> 01:33:50,016 We need a giant fence around every block in the city... an electronically-charged fence! 1354 01:33:50,157 --> 01:33:52,717 And anyone who wants to leave the block has to get a pass... 1355 01:33:52,860 --> 01:33:55,852 and a haircut and can't talk with a filthy mouth. 1356 01:33:55,997 --> 01:33:58,557 We need respect for a man's reputation! 1357 01:33:58,666 --> 01:34:01,100 TV cameras. That's what we need... TV cameras... 1358 01:34:01,202 --> 01:34:04,729 in every building lobby, in every elevator, in every apartment, in every room. 1359 01:34:04,839 --> 01:34:07,740 Public servants who are public servants! 1360 01:34:07,842 --> 01:34:11,175 And if they catch you doing anything funny, to yourself or anyone... 1361 01:34:11,278 --> 01:34:15,112 they break the door down and beat the shit out of you! 1362 01:34:15,216 --> 01:34:17,844 A return to common sense. 1363 01:34:17,952 --> 01:34:21,353 We have to have lobotomies for anyone who earns less than 10,000 a year. 1364 01:34:21,489 --> 01:34:25,084 I don't like it, but it's an emergency. Our side needs weapons too. 1365 01:34:25,226 --> 01:34:28,093 Is it fair that their side has all the weapons? 1366 01:34:28,195 --> 01:34:31,221 We have to protect ourselves and steel ourselves. 1367 01:34:31,332 --> 01:34:35,894 It's freedom I'm talking about, goddamn it! Freedom! 1368 01:34:36,003 --> 01:34:40,201 There. There's a fox loose in the chicken coop. 1369 01:34:40,307 --> 01:34:42,867 Kill him! Kill him! 1370 01:34:42,977 --> 01:34:44,968 I want my freedom. 1371 01:34:45,079 --> 01:34:49,539 Ah, you gotta get me my freedom! 1372 01:40:05,733 --> 01:40:09,897 Aren't they beautiful. Look, Carol, they're flowers. 1373 01:40:17,277 --> 01:40:21,077 When I was 12 and a half, my mother and father used to cart the whole pack of us... 1374 01:40:21,181 --> 01:40:24,275 out to the country and we would picnic near the flowers. 1375 01:40:24,385 --> 01:40:26,979 There were so many more flowers in those days. 1376 01:40:27,121 --> 01:40:31,615 We'd pick every last one. Bring them all back to the city. 1377 01:40:31,759 --> 01:40:34,284 No one else does the cleaning up around here except me. 1378 01:40:58,652 --> 01:41:00,483 Use it. 1379 01:41:06,326 --> 01:41:09,227 What do I wanna use it for? 1380 01:41:09,329 --> 01:41:13,925 I've only been in analysis four months. I never used one of these in my life. 1381 01:41:14,034 --> 01:41:16,867 - Neither have I. - Well, why'd you get it? 1382 01:41:16,970 --> 01:41:18,904 It was on sale. 1383 01:41:27,448 --> 01:41:29,348 It's not loaded. 1384 01:41:30,617 --> 01:41:32,517 Well, why didn't you load it? 1385 01:41:33,887 --> 01:41:36,082 - Don't know how. - Hey. 1386 01:41:36,223 --> 01:41:39,659 You know, the army rejected me four times. 1387 01:41:39,760 --> 01:41:43,696 The fifth time they said if I came around again they'd have me arrested. 1388 01:41:58,979 --> 01:42:01,846 "Nomenclature. Trigger Housing Group. 1389 01:42:01,949 --> 01:42:07,410 "To load, hold the weapon by the forearm of the stock with the left hand. 1390 01:42:07,554 --> 01:42:09,522 "Open the bolt. With right hand... 1391 01:42:09,656 --> 01:42:15,322 insert up to five cartridges into the receiver of the magazine." 1392 01:43:26,133 --> 01:43:28,033 Dad. 1393 01:43:29,369 --> 01:43:31,564 It's yours. 1394 01:43:31,672 --> 01:43:33,572 It's okay. 1395 01:43:48,722 --> 01:43:50,883 I got him! 1396 01:43:51,024 --> 01:43:53,424 I got him! 1397 01:43:55,796 --> 01:43:58,959 - Go ahead. - Go ahead, Kenny. 1398 01:43:59,066 --> 01:44:00,897 Oh. 1399 01:44:13,213 --> 01:44:15,113 It's not fair! 1400 01:44:15,215 --> 01:44:17,547 Let him alone! Give him another shot! 1401 01:44:17,651 --> 01:44:19,551 - Dad! - Take another shot. 1402 01:44:19,653 --> 01:44:22,349 All right, you bitch, you. 1403 01:44:27,694 --> 01:44:30,492 Son of a bitch! 1404 01:44:30,597 --> 01:44:34,124 Cocksucker! You got him! 1405 01:44:34,234 --> 01:44:38,000 Oh, my boy! My boy. Alfred. 1406 01:44:38,105 --> 01:44:40,005 Come on. You go. 1407 01:44:55,222 --> 01:44:57,156 You know who I think you got? 1408 01:44:57,257 --> 01:44:59,157 Lieutenant Practice! 1409 01:45:02,029 --> 01:45:04,827 Did you see that? 1410 01:45:08,769 --> 01:45:12,068 - A fine Newquist! - It'll take more than one shot to get me, let me tell you! 1411 01:45:12,172 --> 01:45:14,265 Oh, Alfred! You done it! 1412 01:45:15,776 --> 01:45:19,007 Son of a bitch! 1413 01:45:20,414 --> 01:45:22,712 - Beautiful! - Come and get it. 1414 01:45:24,484 --> 01:45:27,248 Did you see that? Right back! We're gonna fight! 1415 01:45:27,387 --> 01:45:29,548 I'm telling you, we're gonna fight. 1416 01:45:29,690 --> 01:45:32,022 We're gonna fight. We're gonna fight. 1417 01:45:37,097 --> 01:45:40,396 King Kong. 1418 01:45:44,571 --> 01:45:46,664 We did it. Oh, I'm so hungry. 1419 01:45:52,813 --> 01:45:55,577 Where's my chow? 1420 01:45:55,682 --> 01:45:59,618 It's gold. It's gold, I say. It's gold. 1421 01:46:04,691 --> 01:46:06,921 I feel good! Let me tell you that! 1422 01:46:07,027 --> 01:46:09,860 - Mom, it's delicious! - Tell her! Tell her! 1423 01:46:12,999 --> 01:46:14,599 Watch your fucking language. Your mother's here. 1424 01:46:14,634 --> 01:46:16,199 Watch your fucking language. Your mother's here. 1425 01:46:16,303 --> 01:46:19,568 It's the Fourth ofJuly. That's what it is, the Fourth ofJuly. 1426 01:46:19,673 --> 01:46:22,198 Give me some silverware! 1427 01:46:22,309 --> 01:46:25,642 - Watch your manners, you shit, you. - I'm watching my manners. 1428 01:46:25,746 --> 01:46:28,476 - There's a thing in my soup. What's the matter with you? 1429 01:46:28,582 --> 01:46:31,517 - Give me some more chili. - Have some more chili. 1430 01:46:34,121 --> 01:46:38,251 Oh, you don't know how good it is to hear my family laughing again. 1431 01:46:38,392 --> 01:46:41,225 You know, for a while there I was really worried. 1432 01:46:42,305 --> 01:46:48,669 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org 116517