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UP. UP, UP, UP.
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TAKE IT UP
A LITTLE BIT,
FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE.
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NO, NO, NO, NO!
IT'S TOO MUCH.
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NOW DOWN
JUST A TEENSY,
TEENSY-WEENSY--
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THERE. HOLD IT!
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HOLD IT.
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PERFECT. ALL RIGHT.
HAMMER IT HOME.
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OH! HERE HE COMES!
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OH!
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STERLING! STERLING!
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WHOO-HOO!
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WHOO-HOO! OH, HO!
WHOO-HOO!
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OH, HO! STERLING,
IT'S ME--HARRIET!
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OH, HO! STERLING, IT'S ME!
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IT'S ME--HARRIET!
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OH! OH! HA HA HA!
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HARRIET, YOU HAVEN'T
CHANGED A BIT.
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I'M NOT HARRIET!
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I'M HARRIET!
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HA HA!
AH, OF COURSE YOU ARE.
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OH, YOU HAVE CHANGED--
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FOR THE BETTER,
OF COURSE.
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Harriet: HA HA!
OH, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
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MEET MY SECOND COUSIN
ON MY MOTHER'S SIDE
ONCE REMOVED,
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STERLING MURDOCK,
THE NEW EDITOR IN CHIEF
OF "THE PEN & THE PLOW."
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COME ON, EVERYBODY.
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[APPLAUSE]
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THANK YOU. THANK YOU.
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YOUR WELCOME WARMS
THE COCKLES OF MY HEART.
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I, UH...
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I CAN ONLY SAY THAT IN
THE 20 YEARS SINCE I SET FORTH
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TO FOLLOW THE COUNSEL OF THAT
GREAT EDITOR HORACE GREELEY,
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WHO SAID, "GO WEST,
YOUNG MAN, GO WEST,"
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I HAVE FAITHFULLY KEPT MOVING
FURTHER WEST,
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NEVER LOSING THE HOPE
THAT ONE DAY
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I WOULD FIND THE EXTREMITIES
OF MY WESTERN HORIZON--
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THE END OF THE RAINBOW,
AS IT WERE.
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TODAY, I HAVE
A PROFOUND FEELING--
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CALL IT INTUITION,
IF YOU WILL--
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THAT WALNUT GROVE
IS THAT RAINBOW'S END
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WHERE WE WILL ALL FIND
THE PROVERBIAL POT OF GOLD--
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NOT ONLY THE GOLD THAT
GLITTERS, I ASSURE YOU,
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BUT ALSO THE GOLD
OF THE GOOD WE CAN DO
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FOR THE FINE MEN, WOMEN,
AND CHILDREN OF THIS COMMUNITY.
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STERLING, STERLING,
I HAVE GOOSE FLESH!
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OH!
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WE'RE WORKING
ON A CURE FOR THAT.
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Laura: ERICH,
WE'RE SUPPOSED TO MEET
OUR PAS AT THE NEWSPAPER.
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WE'RE GOING TO SEE
THE PRINTING PRESSES.
YOU WANT TO COME WITH US?
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OH, I'D LIKE TO,
BUT I PROMISED MY FATHER
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I'D GET HOME
AND HELP HIM.
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OH, OK. WELL, WE'LL
SEE YOU TOMORROW.
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LAST ONE THERE'S
A ROTTEN EGG!
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HI, PA.
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HOW'S IT
GOING, SON?
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HOW YOU DOING, KIDS?
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CAN WE COME IN
AND SEE WHAT IT'S LIKE?
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I DON'T SEE WHY NOT.
COME ON. WE'LL ASK
MR. MURDOCK.
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MR. MURDOCK,
MY CHILDREN WONDERED
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IF THEY COULD
HAVE A LITTLE
LOOK AROUND.
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OH, THEY'RE
WELCOME TO.
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THAT'S
MY DAUGHTER LAURA
AND MY SON ALBERT.
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AND THAT'S
MY SON ANDY.
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HOW DO YOU DO?
HI.
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Charles:
THAT'S THE LAST
OF IT, SIR.
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OH, THANK YOU.
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YOU MEN DID A GOOD JOB
FIXING THIS PLACE UP.
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THANK YOU.
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IF YOU'RE INTERESTED,
I COULD USE YOU
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AND YOUR WAGONS
FOR ANOTHER JOB--
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MAKING PAPER DELIVERIES
IN BUNDLES,
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DROPPING THEM OFF
AT GENERAL STORES
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AND POST OFFICES
AROUND THE TOWNSHIP.
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ONCE A WEEK, FRIDAYS.
$3.00 APIECE?
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$3.00 A WEEK.
I THINK I'D
BE INTERESTED.
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YOU JUST
HIRED YOURSELF
A COUPLE OF WAGONS.
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GOOD.
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WE'LL UNHITCH
YOUR TEAM FOR YOU.
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I APPRECIATE IT.
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WE'LL SEE YOU
LATER, KIDS.
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SEE YOU LATER.
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Children: BYE.
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WOULD THERE BE ANY
WORK FOR ME AROUND
HERE, MR. MURDOCK?
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WELL, MATTER
OF FACT, THERE IS.
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MY EYES AREN'T
TOO GOOD ANYMORE,
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AND A PRINTER
WITH BAD EYES
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IS LIKE A FARMER
WITH A BROKEN PLOW
AND NO HORSES.
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SO I NEED TWO BRIGHT
YOUNG PEOPLE TO HELP
ME SET TYPE--
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PRINTER'S DEVILS,
THEY'RE CALLED.
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I'VE BEEN
CALLED WORSE.
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IT'D BE ABOUT AN HOUR
A DAY AFTER SCHOOL.
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PAYS 50 CENTS A WEEK.
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50 CENTS! I'M YOUR
DEVIL, MR. MURDOCK.
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THAT'S NEAT.
CAN I BE
A DEVIL, TOO?
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SHE'S SMART.
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ALL RIGHT.
YOU'RE BOTH HIRED.
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HOW ABOUT ME?
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WELL, I NEED
SOME ENTERPRISING
YOUNG PEOPLE
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TO DISTRIBUTE FLIERS.
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I'M VERY
ENTERPRISING!
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GOOD. PAY IS THE SAME
AS THE OTHERS GET.
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WE GOT TO
TELL OUR FOLKS.
COME ON.
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Albert: YEAH!
THANK YOU. BYE.
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THANK YOU.
BYE.
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GOOD-BYE.
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AS THE GREAT JOURNALIST
ALBERT RICHARDSON
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WROTE IN THE
"NEW YORK TRIBUNE,"
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A NEWSPAPER IS THE MOTHER'S MILK
OF AN INFANT TOWN.
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OH!
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OH, STERLING,
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YOU DO HAVE SUCH A
WONDERFUL WAY WITH WORDS!
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AND JUST THINK--
WITH "THE PEN & THE PLOW,"
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IT WILL SUCKLE
WALNUT GROVE
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INTO A ROBUST AND
MATURE METROPOLIS.
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HMM! AND BEYOND IT...
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AND BEYOND IT...
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OLESON'S
MERCANTILE WILL...
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WILL BRANCH OUT
ALL OVER HERO TOWNSHIP.
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AND BEYOND THAT...
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"HARRIET OLESON,
PROPRIETOR."
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THE POT AT THE END
OF THE RAINBOW.
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GOLD. REMEMBER?
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MM...
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TELL ME, STERLING,
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HOW DO YOU GO
ABOUT MAKING UP
A NEWSPAPER?
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I MEAN, WHERE DO
YOU GET ALL THE NEWS
AND THE ARTICLES?
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WELL, THE INSIDES,
ALL THE GENERAL NEWS,
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ARE PRINTED IN ST. PAUL,
SHIPPED HERE WEEKLY.
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I SEE...AND THEN
THE REST OF IT,
YOU MAKE UP HERE.
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EXACTLY.
THE OUTSIDES, 4 PAGES,
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CONSISTS OF ALL
OUR LOCAL NEWS AND ADS.
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YOU WRITE
ALL THAT YOURSELF,
UNCLE STERLING?
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OH, COULDN'T POSSIBLY.
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WHAT WITH ORGANIZING
THE BUSINESS
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AND WRITING EDITORIALS,
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PRINTING THE PAPER,
ET CETERA, ET CETERA,
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I'LL NEED A HEAD
REPORTER BASED HERE.
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HAPPEN TO KNOW
ANYONE QUALIFIED
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TO WRITE A NEWS COLUMN
ON WALNUT GROVE ACTIVITIES?
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DO I EVER!
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I HAVE
THE PERFECT PERSON!
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WHO?
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ME! HA HA HA!
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WELL, I MEAN,
ALL THE NEWS
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DOES FILTER IN
TO THE MERCANTILE.
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AND OUT HER MOUTH.
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UM, HOW MUCH DOES
A HEAD REPORTER GET?
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WELL, WITH ALL
MY STARTING-UP
COSTS, HARRIET,
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I'M AFRAID
I CAN'T AFFORD MUCH.
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OH.
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BUT, OF COURSE,
IF THE PAPER THRIVES,
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THE PAY GETS BETTER.
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HUH! I HAVE THE MOST
WONDERFUL IDEA,
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AND IT WON'T COST
EITHER OF US A CENT.
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I LIKE THE IDEA ALREADY,
WHATEVER IT IS.
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BARTER--MY SALARY FOR
FREE ADS IN THE PAPER.
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YOU'VE GOT A DEAL, HARRIET.
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AH, GOOD.
HA HA HA!
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INCLUDE A LOT OF NAMES,
PERSONAL ITEMS.
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PEOPLE LIKE
TO SEE THEIR NAMES
IN THE NEWSPAPER.
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IT BOOSTS
CIRCULATION.
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OH, YES, YES.
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DON'T YOU WORRY
ABOUT THAT.
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I'LL NAME NAMES AND
TIMES AND PLACES, TOO.
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AND, NELLIE, DARLING,
YOU CAN HELP ME.
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CAN'T SHE, NELS?
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WHY NOT? SHE'S GOT
HER MOTHER'S NOSE.
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Harriet: OH, I HAVE THE MOST
PERFECT NAME FOR MY COLUMN!
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HA!
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"HARRIET'S HAPPENINGS."
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THAT'S GOING TO BE
$1.79, PLEASE.
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PUT IT ON OUR BILL,
PLEASE.
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AH! YOU KNOW
OUR POLICY.
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ALL CHARGES MUST
BE PAID BY THE END
OF THE MONTH.
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YES, I KNOW,
BUT I'M AFRAID
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I JUST DON'T HAVE
THE MONEY TODAY.
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AH...
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YOU KNOW,
MY NELLIE WOULD BE
AN EXCELLENT CHOICE
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TO REPRESENT
WALNUT GROVE IN
THE SPELLING BEE.
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YES. SHE IS
A VERY GOOD SPELLER.
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YES.
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AND WHAT WITH HER
NATURAL POISE
AND BEAUTY,
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WALNUT GROVE
WOULD HAVE A MODEL
REPRESENTATIVE.
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AND, OF COURSE, I
WOULD DONATE A $2.00
GIFT CERTIFICATE
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TO BE HONORED HERE
AT THE MERCANTILE.
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THAT'S VERY NICE.
THANK YOU.
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OH! THAT MAKES ME
THE CHAIRWOMAN
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OF THE AWARDS
COMMITTEE,
DOESN'T IT?
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HA HA HA!
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OH, ABOUT
THESE PURCHASES,
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I'LL JUST HAVE TO WAIT
TILL I HAVE THE CASH.
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NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!
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WHY, I WOULDN'T DREAM
OF DEPRIVING YOU.
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TAKE THEM.
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AFTER ALL, WE MUST
HELP ONE ANOTHER
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IN TIME OF NEED,
MUSTN'T WE?
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THANK YOU, MRS. OLESON.
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YES, OF COURSE.
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HA HA! BYE.
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WHAT DOES
THIS SAY, ERICH?
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WE CARRY A FINE
LINE OF SPECTACLES,
MR. SCHILLER,
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IF IT'S READING
GLASSES YOU NEED.
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WHAT I NEED,
FRAU OLESON,
IS ENGLISH.
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AHA.
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READ IT.
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YES, PAPA.
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"THE NAME BLANKIE'S
IS SYNONYMOUS WITH
GOOD DRINKING COFFEE."
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THIS IS TRUE,
FRAU OLESON?
IT IS GOOD COFFEE?
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OH, THE BEST,
MR. SCHILLER.
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I DRINK IT MYSELF.
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WELL, HOW MUCH
DOES IT COST,
FRAU OLESON?
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25 CENTS.
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[SPEAKING GERMAN]
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THANK YOU ANYWAY,
FRAU OLESON.
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MM-HMM, YES.
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HARRIET.
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HUH?
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IS THIS THE AD
THAT YOU PLAN
TO RUN IN THE PAPER?
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YES.
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IT SAYS HERE THAT
YOU PLAN TO TAKE
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20% OFF EVERY ITEM
IN THE STORE.
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YES, THAT'S RIGHT.
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WELL, WE CAN'T AFFORD
TO TAKE OFF 20%.
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OH, DON'T BE SILLY.
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WE RAISE
THE PRICES 30% , THEN
WE TAKE OFF THE 20% ,
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AND THAT GIVES US
10% MORE PROFIT
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THAN AS IF WE DIDN'T
HAVE A SALE AT ALL.
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THAT'S DISHONEST!
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OF COURSE IT IS.
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DUMB. I'VE NEVER
SEEN ANYONE SO DUMB.
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HEY, THERE'S
SOMETHING ABOUT PA
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IN "HARRIET'S HAPPENINGS."
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WHAT'S IT SAY?
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"THE REVEREND ALDEN
WILL BE OUT OF TOWN
FOR THE NEXT 3 WEEKS
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"CARRYING THE GOOD WORD
TO OTHER COMMUNITIES.
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"IN HIS ABSENCE,
NELS OLESON,
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DR. HIRAM BAKER,
AND CHARLES INGALLS
WILL CONDUCT SERVICES."
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OH, AND THERE'S
SOMETHING ABOUT
THE SPELLING BEE.
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"A RELIABLE SOURCE--
THE MOST RELIABLE,
INITIALS A.G.--
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"TELLS US
NELLIE OLESON,
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"THE LOVELY,
BRILLIANT DAUGHTER
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"OF MRS. OLESON,
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"CO-PROPRIETOR
OF OLESON'S
MERCANTILE
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"AND CHAIRWOMAN
OF THE AWARDS
COMMITTEE,
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WILL BE CHOSEN
TO REPRESENT
WALNUT GROVE."
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HOW DOES
SHE KNOW THAT?
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YEAH. WE HAVEN'T EVEN
HAD THE ELIMINATIONS YET.
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Sterling: WANT TO SEE
WHAT WE'VE GOT SO FAR?
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THE BLANK SPACE IS FOR
"HARRIET'S HAPPENINGS"
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WHEN YOU FINISH
SETTING IT.
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WAR DECLARED!
GET YOUR PAPER!
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READ ALL ABOUT IT.
THE "PEN & PLOW."
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WAR DECLARED!
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READ ALL ABOUT IT!
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WAR DECLARED?
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"OLESON'S MERCANTILE
DECLARE WAR
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ON HIGH COSTS
AND SHODDY GOODS."
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"BIG 20% OFF SALE."
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WAR DECLARED!
READ ALL ABOUT IT!
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THE "PEN & PLOW."
WAR DECLARED!
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READ ALL ABOUT IT!
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[KNOCK ON DOOR]
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JONATHAN.
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DID YOU SEE YOU'RE
MENTIONED IN "HARRIET'S
HAPPENINGS," DOC?
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WELL. SHE SPELL
MY NAME RIGHT?
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OH, YEAH. PERFECTLY.
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SAYS RIGHT HERE
"DR. HIRAM BAKER
LOST ANOTHER PATIENT
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WHEN EZRA JENKINS
DIED LAST WEDNESDAY."
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EZRA JENKINS
WAS 96 YEARS OLD!
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HE JUST
PLUMB WORE OUT.
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WELL, I JUST READ IT
IN THE PAPER, DOC,
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AND, LOOK,
IT MUST BE RIGHT.
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IT SAYS
RIGHT DOWN HERE
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IT WAS WRITTEN
BY "WALNUT GROVE'S
LEADING CITIZEN."
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HMM.
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MISLEADING CITIZEN
IS MORE LIKE IT.
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HMM.
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"TALK
OF THE TOWNSHIP.
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"CLAUDE BEACONS
HAS BEEN SPENDING
AN AWFUL LOT OF TIME
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"AT WIDOW FOSTER'S
HOUSE LATELY.
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ONE WONDERS
IF CLAUDE'S WIFE
KNOWS ABOUT IT."
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00:14:25,730 --> 00:14:27,740
HE'S SPENDING A LOT
OF TIME AT HER PLACE
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ON HER ROOF
FIXING IT,
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AND HIS WIFE
KNOWS ALL ABOUT IT.
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00:14:31,450 --> 00:14:32,990
HERE'S ANOTHER
CHOICE TIDBIT.
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00:14:33,160 --> 00:14:35,740
"MRS. SALLY LARSON
HAS LEFT HER HUSBAND
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"TO RETURN
TO CHICAGO.
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00:14:37,710 --> 00:14:40,460
"COULD THERE BE
SOMEONE SPECIAL
IN CHICAGO?
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00:14:40,620 --> 00:14:43,330
COULD THE SEPARATION
BE PERMANENT?"
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00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:46,550
I COULD ANSWER
HER QUESTIONS.
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00:14:46,710 --> 00:14:48,670
THE SOMEONE SPECIAL
IS HER FATHER,
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AND THEIR SEPARATION
COULD BE PERMANENT.
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HE MAY DIE.
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00:14:53,350 --> 00:14:56,850
WELL, IF THAT'S CULTURE,
THEN I'M ABRAHAM LINCOLN.
295
00:14:59,020 --> 00:15:02,350
YOU OUGHT TO USE THAT PAPER
TO START THE FIRE.
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[DOOR OPENS]
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OH, BOY.
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OHH...
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OH, MY!
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00:15:21,040 --> 00:15:21,830
OH.
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00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:23,210
OH, FOR
HEAVEN'S SAKES.
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00:15:23,380 --> 00:15:25,170
GET YOUR FEET
OFF THE SOFA!
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00:15:25,340 --> 00:15:29,380
OH, MY, MY, MY,
MY, MY.
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00:15:29,550 --> 00:15:31,420
WHAT A DAY.
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00:15:31,590 --> 00:15:33,840
IT'S THE BIGGEST MONDAY
WE EVER HAD.
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00:15:34,010 --> 00:15:38,010
HA! IT'S THE BIGGEST
ANY DAY WE'VE EVER HAD.
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00:15:38,180 --> 00:15:39,850
OH, NELS.
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00:15:40,020 --> 00:15:43,310
THAT PAPER IS A GODSEND!
HA HA HA!
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00:15:43,480 --> 00:15:45,020
OH, NOW, LISTEN.
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00:15:45,190 --> 00:15:47,190
WE'LL SIMPLY HAVE
TO DOUBLE OUR ORDER
FOR NEXT WEEK'S SALE,
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00:15:47,360 --> 00:15:50,940
AND WHAT WE'LL DO
IS WE'LL HAVE A 25%
OFF ON EVERYTHING,
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00:15:51,110 --> 00:15:53,070
AND WE WILL RAISE
THE PRICES 40% ,
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00:15:53,240 --> 00:15:55,740
AND THAT WILL GIVE US
A 15% PROFIT.
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HARRIET,
WE CAN'T DO THAT!
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00:15:57,950 --> 00:16:00,200
CAN'T? WHAT DO
YOU MEAN, CAN'T?
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00:16:00,370 --> 00:16:02,790
THERE'S NO SUCH
WORD AS CAN'T!
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00:16:02,960 --> 00:16:06,130
NELS! NOW,
STERLING TOLD ME
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00:16:06,290 --> 00:16:09,460
THAT THE SUBSCRIPTIONS
FOR THE PAPER ARE
JUST POURING IN,
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00:16:09,630 --> 00:16:12,260
THANKS TO MY WRITING.
HA HA HA!
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00:16:12,420 --> 00:16:14,300
FESS UP, NELS OLESON.
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00:16:14,470 --> 00:16:16,760
I AM A SUCCESS
IN EVERY WAY.
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00:16:16,930 --> 00:16:18,890
INCLUDING
THE WORST WAY.
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00:16:19,060 --> 00:16:22,100
AND NOW WHAT IS
THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
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00:16:22,270 --> 00:16:23,940
WELL, NOW LOOK AT THIS.
325
00:16:24,100 --> 00:16:28,520
NOW, HERE YOU SAY,
"7-MONTH-MARRIED
HELGA SVENSON
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"GAVE BIRTH TO HER
FIRST CHILD, A BABY BOY.
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00:16:31,280 --> 00:16:33,610
SHE CLAIMS
IT WAS PREMATURE."
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00:16:33,780 --> 00:16:36,610
WELL?
USE YOUR ARITHMETIC.
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00:16:36,780 --> 00:16:38,370
SEEMS TO ME,
IT'S AS PLAIN
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AS THE NOSE ON YOUR
FACE WHAT HAPPENED.
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AS PLAIN AS THE NOSE
ON YOUR FACE, NOT MINE.
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00:16:42,580 --> 00:16:45,960
IT HAPPENS THAT
I TALKED TO DR. BAKER
RIGHT AFTER THE DELIVERY,
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00:16:46,130 --> 00:16:49,750
AND HE SAYS THE BIRTH
WAS PREMATURE.
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00:16:52,210 --> 00:16:55,970
WELL...THERE
WERE RUMORS.
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00:16:56,140 --> 00:16:59,140
YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO PRINT
THE FACTS, HARRIET,
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00:16:59,300 --> 00:17:00,470
NOT RUMORS!
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00:17:00,640 --> 00:17:03,770
WELL, IT WAS A FACT...
THAT THERE WERE RUMORS.
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00:17:03,930 --> 00:17:07,020
Willie: YEAH.
NELLIE WAS SWEET ON LARS
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00:17:07,190 --> 00:17:10,060
AND JEALOUS OF HELGA,
SO SHE SPREAD RUMORS.
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00:17:10,230 --> 00:17:11,320
WHAT?!
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00:17:11,480 --> 00:17:14,280
WELL, OF COURSE.
THEY HAVE TO START
SOMEWHERE.
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00:17:14,450 --> 00:17:15,860
WHERE IS NELLIE?
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00:17:16,030 --> 00:17:17,660
UPSTAIRS, CRYING.
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00:17:17,820 --> 00:17:19,450
CRYING?
OH, WHAT HAPPENED?
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00:17:19,620 --> 00:17:22,700
Willie: WE HAD
THE ELIMINATIONS TODAY
FOR THE SPELLING BEE.
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00:17:22,870 --> 00:17:24,660
AHA! AND?
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00:17:24,830 --> 00:17:26,330
ERICH SCHILLER WON.
348
00:17:26,500 --> 00:17:31,500
ERICH SCHILLER? THAT
ALICE GARVEY BETRAYED ME!
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00:17:31,670 --> 00:17:33,710
IT WAS A PERFECTLY
FAIR TEST.
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00:17:33,880 --> 00:17:37,180
EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT
ERICH IS THE SMARTEST
BOY IN SCHOOL.
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00:17:37,340 --> 00:17:39,010
WELL, IT'S NOT FAIR!
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00:17:39,180 --> 00:17:41,760
SCHILLER
AND G-A-R-V-E-Y,
353
00:17:41,930 --> 00:17:45,390
AND THEY'RE RIGHT HERE
ON MY LITTLE LIST.
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00:17:52,190 --> 00:17:54,570
[DOOR BELL JINGLES]
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00:17:58,280 --> 00:17:59,660
Harriet:
HERE YOU ARE.
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00:17:59,820 --> 00:18:01,910
I'LL HAVE
THAT CORSET IN FOR YOU
NEXT WEEK, ALL RIGHT?
357
00:18:02,080 --> 00:18:03,620
Nels:
HELLO, JONATHAN.
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00:18:03,790 --> 00:18:05,040
NELS.
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00:18:05,200 --> 00:18:09,830
NOW, CAROLINE, HAVE
YOU READ THE "PEN & PLOW"
THIS WEEK?
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00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:12,290
YES, I HAVE.
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00:18:12,460 --> 00:18:14,550
"HARRIET'S HAPPENINGS"?
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00:18:14,710 --> 00:18:16,630
YES, I DID.
363
00:18:16,800 --> 00:18:19,800
UH-HUH. WELL?
WHAT DID YOU THINK?
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00:18:19,970 --> 00:18:23,550
I THOUGHT
IT WAS INACCURATE,
MRS. OLESON.
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00:18:26,020 --> 00:18:28,230
INACCURATE.
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00:18:28,390 --> 00:18:29,890
FOR EXAMPLE?
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00:18:30,060 --> 00:18:31,560
FOR EXAMPLE,
I PERSONALLY KNOW
368
00:18:31,730 --> 00:18:34,690
THE BEACONS
AND LARSONS
STORIES ARE UNTRUE.
369
00:18:34,860 --> 00:18:36,070
WELL, IF THEY ARE UNTRUE,
370
00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:37,990
AND I'M NOT SAYING
THAT THEY ARE, MIND YOU,
371
00:18:38,150 --> 00:18:39,610
BUT IF THEY ARE UNTRUE,
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00:18:39,780 --> 00:18:41,530
WE SHALL CERTAINLY
PRINT A RETRACTION.
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00:18:41,700 --> 00:18:44,740
STERLING SAYS THAT
THERE'S A LITTLE SPACE
IN THE BACK PAGE
374
00:18:44,910 --> 00:18:47,910
IN THE AD SECTION FOR
JUST SUCH INNOCENT MISTAKES.
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00:18:48,080 --> 00:18:51,170
I'M AFRAID THAT'S
TOO LITTLE AND TOO
LATE, MRS. OLESON.
376
00:18:51,330 --> 00:18:53,580
THE HARM'S
ALREADY BEEN DONE.
377
00:18:54,920 --> 00:18:57,630
MRS. INGALLS,
WE WILL NOT BE NEEDING
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00:18:57,800 --> 00:19:01,260
ANY MORE EGGS IN
THE FORESEEABLE FUTURE.
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00:19:01,430 --> 00:19:03,260
MRS. OLESON,
I'M SURE THE HENS
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00:19:03,430 --> 00:19:05,850
WILL BE RELIEVED
TO HEAR THAT.
381
00:19:08,020 --> 00:19:10,180
[WHISPERING]
That's telling her.
382
00:19:13,060 --> 00:19:14,610
THANK YOU,
MRS. LINSTROM.
383
00:19:14,770 --> 00:19:17,690
I DON'T THINK
THAT WOULD FIT YOU
TOO WELL, JONATHAN.
384
00:19:17,860 --> 00:19:20,440
TOO SMALL AROUND
THE CHEST. HA HA HA!
385
00:19:20,610 --> 00:19:23,070
I WAS JUST THINKING
HOW NICE THAT WOULD
LOOK ON ALICE.
386
00:19:23,240 --> 00:19:24,200
YEAH.
387
00:19:24,370 --> 00:19:25,620
IT'S OUR 15th
WEDDING ANNIVERSARY.
388
00:19:25,780 --> 00:19:28,540
THE ONLY QUESTION
IS, WILL IT FIT
MY POCKETBOOK?
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00:19:28,700 --> 00:19:31,040
WELL, LET'S SEE.
UH...$9.50.
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00:19:31,210 --> 00:19:34,080
$9.50. I'M AFRAID
I'M A LITTLE
SHORT, NELS.
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00:19:34,250 --> 00:19:36,500
OH, I'M SURE WE CAN
WORK SOMETHING OUT.
392
00:19:36,670 --> 00:19:39,300
Harriet: AS I TOLD
YOUR WIFE, MR. GARVEY,
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00:19:39,460 --> 00:19:41,510
I'M AFRAID WE CANNOT
EXTEND FURTHER CREDIT
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00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:43,090
UNTIL PAST ACCOUNTS
IS SETTLED.
395
00:19:43,260 --> 00:19:45,340
WELL, NOW, HARRIET,
THIS IS THEIR 15th
WEDDING ANNIVERSARY.
396
00:19:45,510 --> 00:19:47,970
NELS! YOU KNOW OUR POLICY
AS WELL AS I DO.
397
00:19:48,140 --> 00:19:49,640
NOW, IF WE MAKE
AN EXCEPTION,
398
00:19:49,810 --> 00:19:52,190
EVERY TOM, DICK, AND HARRY
IS GOING TO BE IN HERE
399
00:19:52,350 --> 00:19:53,810
TRYING TO FREELOAD ON US.
400
00:19:53,980 --> 00:19:56,440
NO. WE SIMPLY CANNOT
MAKE AN EXCEPTION.
401
00:19:56,610 --> 00:20:00,480
WE CAN'T AFFORD IT
ON FRIVOLOUS ITEMS
SUCH AS CLOTHING.
402
00:20:00,650 --> 00:20:04,990
OF COURSE, IF IT
WERE SOMETHING
LIKE FOODSTUFFS,
403
00:20:05,160 --> 00:20:07,580
SOMETHING OF
NECESSITY, SAY,
404
00:20:07,740 --> 00:20:09,490
WHY, I'D BE MORE
THAN WILLING
405
00:20:09,660 --> 00:20:12,040
TO EXTEND YOU FURTHER
CREDIT, MR. GARVEY.
406
00:20:12,210 --> 00:20:15,120
HOW ABOUT A NICE HAM?
407
00:20:15,290 --> 00:20:16,330
HA HA!
408
00:20:16,500 --> 00:20:18,250
YOU WANT ME
TO GIVE ALICE A HAM
409
00:20:18,420 --> 00:20:19,670
FOR OUR
15th ANNIVERSARY?
410
00:20:19,840 --> 00:20:23,880
OH, UH...A NICE
RASHER OF BACON?
411
00:20:25,510 --> 00:20:26,930
NO, THANK YOU.
412
00:20:27,100 --> 00:20:29,310
SUIT YOURSELF...
413
00:20:29,470 --> 00:20:32,140
OVERGROWN INGRATE!
414
00:20:34,140 --> 00:20:35,940
I'M SORRY, JONATHAN.
415
00:20:38,400 --> 00:20:41,110
CAN YOU HOLD THAT DRESS
FOR ME, NELS?
416
00:20:41,280 --> 00:20:42,740
THAT I CAN DO.
417
00:20:42,900 --> 00:20:46,320
I'M SURE I CAN
GET A SMALL LOAN OVER AT
THE BANK IN SLEEPY EYE.
418
00:20:46,490 --> 00:20:48,160
I'LL BE BACK.
419
00:20:50,910 --> 00:20:53,370
Willie: GET YOUR PAPER!
READ ALL ABOUT IT!
420
00:20:53,540 --> 00:20:56,210
THE "PEN & PLOW."
IT'S THE LATEST ISSUE, FOLKS.
421
00:20:56,380 --> 00:20:59,590
COME ON, GET YOUR "PEN & PLOW."
READ ALL ABOUT IT!
422
00:21:01,840 --> 00:21:03,340
THE "PEN & PLOW."
423
00:21:03,510 --> 00:21:06,590
GET YOUR PAPER.
READ ALL ABOUT IT!
424
00:21:18,360 --> 00:21:20,110
JONATHAN,
LISTEN TO THIS.
425
00:21:20,270 --> 00:21:23,480
"YOUR DEVOTED
REPORTER HEARS
DISTURBING REPORTS
426
00:21:23,650 --> 00:21:26,820
"OF SHORT WEIGHT,
LOW QUALITY,
AND HIGH PRICES
427
00:21:26,990 --> 00:21:29,780
"IN THE GENERAL
STORES OVER AT
TRACY AND LAMBERTON.
428
00:21:29,950 --> 00:21:32,910
"AT OLESON'S
MERCANTILE, IT IS
ALWAYS THE REVERSE.
429
00:21:33,080 --> 00:21:35,410
"THE HIGHEST
QUALITY AND
THE LOWEST PRICES
430
00:21:35,580 --> 00:21:37,160
IN HERO TOWNSHIP."
431
00:21:37,330 --> 00:21:39,960
I SWEAR, THAT WOMAN
DOESN'T MISS A TRICK.
432
00:21:40,130 --> 00:21:43,090
SHE MUST WRITE THAT STUFF
WITH A HATCHET.
433
00:21:43,260 --> 00:21:45,210
DIPPED IN VENOM.
434
00:21:48,430 --> 00:21:49,720
JONATHAN.
435
00:21:49,890 --> 00:21:51,050
WHAT?
436
00:21:51,220 --> 00:21:54,390
WHAT SHE'S WRITTEN
HERE ABOUT US.
437
00:21:54,560 --> 00:21:57,060
"VIA AN EXTREMELY
RELIABLE SOURCE,
438
00:21:57,230 --> 00:22:00,020
"WE HAVE LEARNED
WITH SADNESS THAT
THE JONATHAN GARVEYS
439
00:22:00,190 --> 00:22:01,520
"ARE DEEPLY IN DEBT,
440
00:22:01,690 --> 00:22:03,570
"UNABLE TO PAY
LONG OVERDUE BILLS.
441
00:22:03,730 --> 00:22:06,360
BANKRUPTCY LOOMS,
AND THEY MAY
LOSE THEIR FARM."
442
00:22:06,530 --> 00:22:07,780
IS THAT RIGHT, PA?
443
00:22:07,950 --> 00:22:09,950
OF COURSE NOT, SON. I...
444
00:22:10,120 --> 00:22:12,830
I MAY HAVE A BILL OVER
AT THE MERCANTILE,
445
00:22:12,990 --> 00:22:15,580
BUT I'M GOING TO
TAKE CARE OF THAT.
446
00:22:15,750 --> 00:22:17,200
PURE SPITE!
447
00:22:19,290 --> 00:22:20,960
WELL, I'LL TELL YOU,
448
00:22:21,130 --> 00:22:25,210
THAT'S THE ONLY THING
PURE ABOUT HARRIET OLESON.
449
00:22:34,970 --> 00:22:37,480
WHAT ARE YOU STUDYING
THAT'S CAUSING ALL THAT PAIN?
450
00:22:37,640 --> 00:22:38,640
SPELLING.
451
00:22:38,810 --> 00:22:39,980
OH.
452
00:22:40,150 --> 00:22:41,900
WHAT DO YOU THINK
WALNUT GROVE'S CHANCES ARE
453
00:22:42,060 --> 00:22:43,310
IN THAT SPELLING BEE
NEXT WEEK?
454
00:22:43,480 --> 00:22:45,480
I JUST HOPE
ERICH SCHILLER WINS.
455
00:22:45,650 --> 00:22:47,280
ME, TOO.
DID YOU READ
456
00:22:47,440 --> 00:22:49,490
WHAT MRS. OLESON WROTE
ABOUT HIM IN THE PAPER?
457
00:22:49,650 --> 00:22:51,200
NO. I DON'T READ
THAT PAPER ANYMORE,
458
00:22:51,370 --> 00:22:53,820
LEASTWISE NOT
MRS. OLESON'S PART OF IT.
459
00:22:53,990 --> 00:22:55,280
WE SET THE TYPE,
460
00:22:55,450 --> 00:22:57,160
SO WE HAVE
TO READ IT.
461
00:22:57,330 --> 00:22:59,660
[MOCKING]
"ERIC SCHILLER WAS
VOTED TO REPRESENT
462
00:22:59,830 --> 00:23:02,170
"WALNUT GROVE IN THE
ANNUAL SPELLING BEE.
463
00:23:02,330 --> 00:23:04,250
OF COURSE,
WE WOULD ALL
LIKE HIM TO WIN."
464
00:23:04,420 --> 00:23:07,000
OH, I'M SURPRISED.
THAT'S VERY NICE...
465
00:23:07,170 --> 00:23:08,210
FOR HARRIET.
466
00:23:08,380 --> 00:23:10,010
WAIT, MA.
THAT'S NOT ALL.
467
00:23:10,180 --> 00:23:11,970
"HOWEVER,
IT IS MOST UNLIKELY
468
00:23:12,140 --> 00:23:15,050
"BECAUSE ERICH COMES
FROM AN ILLITERATE FAMILY,
469
00:23:15,220 --> 00:23:17,140
"THOUGH ERICH
TRIES HARD TO CONCEAL
470
00:23:17,310 --> 00:23:19,100
THIS SAD
AND EMBARRASSING FACT."
471
00:23:19,270 --> 00:23:21,140
WELL, THAT SOUNDS
MORE LIKE HARRIET.
472
00:23:21,310 --> 00:23:22,850
WHAT AN AWFUL
THING TO SAY.
473
00:23:23,020 --> 00:23:26,650
OH, SHE'S JUST JEALOUS
BECAUSE HER NELLIE
WASN'T PICKED.
474
00:23:26,820 --> 00:23:28,610
ONE THING FOR SURE--
I'LL BE THERE
475
00:23:28,780 --> 00:23:30,900
AT THE SPELLING BEE
ROOTING FOR ERICH.
476
00:23:31,070 --> 00:23:34,120
BY THE WAY, HOW YOU DOING
ON YOUR SPELLING?
477
00:23:35,780 --> 00:23:37,490
DON'T ASK.
478
00:23:37,660 --> 00:23:40,450
MM. GOOD
CHERRY PIE, MAMA.
479
00:23:40,620 --> 00:23:41,580
[SPEAKING GERMAN]
480
00:23:41,750 --> 00:23:42,670
DANKE, PAPA.
481
00:23:42,830 --> 00:23:44,830
WOULD YOU LIKE
A LITTLE MORE?
482
00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:46,210
NO, MAMA.
483
00:23:46,380 --> 00:23:49,760
YOU KNOW HOW I
ENJOY TO SEE YOU
EATING MY FOOD.
484
00:23:51,380 --> 00:23:55,140
HMM. NOW YOU READ THE PAPER
FOR US, ERICH. HUH?
485
00:23:55,300 --> 00:23:57,180
OH, SURE, PAPA.
486
00:23:58,560 --> 00:24:00,680
"A FLOOD
HITS WALNUT GROVE."
487
00:24:00,850 --> 00:24:01,890
WHAT FLOOD?
488
00:24:02,060 --> 00:24:04,060
Mr. Schiller: DON'T
EVEN RAIN SINCE 3 WEEKS.
489
00:24:04,230 --> 00:24:06,270
HA HA! FALSE ALARM.
490
00:24:06,440 --> 00:24:09,070
IT SAYS, "A FLOOD OF
THE NEW EASTERN STYLES
491
00:24:09,230 --> 00:24:11,360
POURS INTO
OLESON'S MERCANTILE."
492
00:24:11,530 --> 00:24:12,570
HA HA HA!
493
00:24:12,740 --> 00:24:14,950
THAT IS
ONE CRAZY LADY.
494
00:24:15,120 --> 00:24:18,660
OH, WHAT ELSE
IS HAPPENING
BY HARRIET?
495
00:24:18,830 --> 00:24:21,370
WELL, THERE'S SOMETHING
IN HERE ABOUT ME!
496
00:24:21,540 --> 00:24:24,000
READ IT!
WHAT DOES IT SAY?
497
00:24:24,170 --> 00:24:25,580
[SPEAKING GERMAN]
498
00:24:25,750 --> 00:24:28,590
OH, IT SAYS,
"ERICH SCHILLER
HAS BEEN ELECTED
499
00:24:28,750 --> 00:24:31,550
"TO REPRESENT WALNUT GROVE
IN THE ANNUAL SPELLING BEE.
500
00:24:31,720 --> 00:24:34,090
OF COURSE, WE WOULD
ALL LIKE HIM TO WIN."
501
00:24:34,260 --> 00:24:36,470
OH! OUR BOY,
PAPA!
502
00:24:36,640 --> 00:24:39,640
WELL, MAYBE SHE'S
ONLY HALF-CRAZY.
503
00:24:41,350 --> 00:24:42,890
DOES IT SAY
ANYTHING ELSE
504
00:24:43,060 --> 00:24:44,440
ABOUT YOU,
ERICH?
505
00:24:46,480 --> 00:24:50,400
UH...NO, MOM.
THAT'S IT.
506
00:24:52,570 --> 00:24:55,820
I THINK I'D BETTER
GET SOME MORE FIREWOOD.
507
00:25:04,620 --> 00:25:06,420
[SIGHS]
508
00:25:18,430 --> 00:25:22,140
...S-H-U-I-S. "REPETISHUIS."
509
00:25:22,310 --> 00:25:25,100
NO, JENNY. I'M SORRY.
510
00:25:29,440 --> 00:25:33,230
ERICH, "REPETITIOUS."
511
00:25:34,690 --> 00:25:36,070
REPETITIOUS.
512
00:25:37,950 --> 00:25:40,740
R-E-P...
513
00:25:40,910 --> 00:25:44,660
I...T...
514
00:25:47,580 --> 00:25:49,460
I...
515
00:25:54,920 --> 00:25:57,630
T-I-O-U-S:
REPETITIOUS.
516
00:25:57,800 --> 00:25:58,840
CORRECT.
517
00:25:59,010 --> 00:26:01,850
[APPLAUSE]
518
00:26:02,010 --> 00:26:04,140
MEIN BIBLE.
DIDN'T THINK
IT COULD HURT.
519
00:26:04,310 --> 00:26:05,680
Alice: SARAH,
WILL YOU SPELL
"MIMOSACEOUS"?
520
00:26:05,850 --> 00:26:10,690
MIMOSACEOUS.
M-I--MI...
521
00:26:10,860 --> 00:26:12,230
M-O--
522
00:26:12,400 --> 00:26:16,650
MIMOSA--S-A...
523
00:26:16,820 --> 00:26:21,320
C-E-O-U-S.
524
00:26:21,490 --> 00:26:24,740
[APPLAUSE]
525
00:26:24,910 --> 00:26:27,250
ERICH.
526
00:26:27,410 --> 00:26:29,540
"XANTHOPHYLL."
527
00:26:33,380 --> 00:26:35,090
XANTHOPHYLL.
528
00:26:41,680 --> 00:26:45,760
X...A...N...
529
00:26:55,190 --> 00:26:58,940
T...H-O...
530
00:27:08,870 --> 00:27:10,960
P...H...
531
00:27:11,120 --> 00:27:12,880
[PENCIL TAPPING]
532
00:27:14,750 --> 00:27:16,090
[SIGHS]
533
00:27:20,010 --> 00:27:22,550
I...L-L?
534
00:27:24,260 --> 00:27:26,100
I'M SORRY, ERICH.
535
00:27:28,350 --> 00:27:30,640
AW.
536
00:27:34,650 --> 00:27:36,440
ERICH!
537
00:27:39,940 --> 00:27:43,740
Alice:
SARAH, "XANTHOPHYLL."
538
00:27:44,950 --> 00:27:47,580
Sarah: X-A-N...
539
00:27:47,740 --> 00:27:49,950
T-H-O...
540
00:27:50,120 --> 00:27:53,500
P-H-Y-L-L:
XANTHOPHYLL.
541
00:27:53,670 --> 00:27:55,330
Alice: CORRECT.
542
00:28:04,720 --> 00:28:07,300
ERICH. MR. SCHILLER.
543
00:28:07,470 --> 00:28:09,640
AH, GOOD MORNING,
MR. INGALLS.
544
00:28:09,810 --> 00:28:12,600
YOU LEFT YOUR BIBLE
AT THE SPELLING BEE.
545
00:28:12,770 --> 00:28:15,980
I WAS GOING TO GIVE IT
TO YOU WHEN YOU CAME
OUT AT CHURCH SUNDAY,
546
00:28:16,150 --> 00:28:17,650
BUT I DIDN'T SEE YOU.
547
00:28:17,820 --> 00:28:19,900
ERICH WAS SICK.
DANKE.
548
00:28:20,070 --> 00:28:21,990
ERICH?
549
00:28:22,150 --> 00:28:24,780
MRS. GARVEY TOLD ME
YOU QUIT SCHOOL.
550
00:28:24,950 --> 00:28:27,240
I'M SORRY
TO HEAR ABOUT THAT.
551
00:28:27,410 --> 00:28:30,620
SHE SAID YOU HAD
A VERY GOOD CHANCE
FOR A SCHOLARSHIP.
552
00:28:32,250 --> 00:28:34,250
I DON'T NEED
SCHOOL ANYMORE.
553
00:28:34,420 --> 00:28:36,790
PAPA'S DONE FINE
WITHOUT IT.
554
00:28:36,960 --> 00:28:39,000
I DO NOT UNDERSTAND.
555
00:28:39,170 --> 00:28:40,670
EVER SINCE
THAT SPELLING MATCH,
556
00:28:40,840 --> 00:28:42,340
ERICH DOES NOT
LIKE SCHOOL,
557
00:28:42,510 --> 00:28:44,880
AND HE LIKED IT
BEFORE...SO MUCH.
558
00:28:45,050 --> 00:28:47,800
YOU KNOW, NOBODY
EXPECTED YOU TO WIN
THAT SPELLING BEE.
559
00:28:47,970 --> 00:28:50,010
WE ALL KNOW YOU
WERE TRYING TOO HARD
560
00:28:50,180 --> 00:28:52,560
BECAUSE OF WHAT MRS. OLESON
WROTE IN THE PAPER.
561
00:28:52,730 --> 00:28:55,350
SHE ONLY SAY SHE HOPES
ERICH WILL WIN.
562
00:28:55,520 --> 00:28:57,600
NO, SIR. SHE SAID
A LOT MORE THAN THAT.
563
00:28:57,770 --> 00:28:59,190
WHAT?
564
00:29:00,360 --> 00:29:03,610
I THINK YOU SHOULD
LET ERICH TELL YOU THAT.
565
00:29:03,780 --> 00:29:06,030
JUST REMEMBER, SON,
IF YOU QUIT SCHOOL,
566
00:29:06,200 --> 00:29:08,370
MRS. OLESON GETS
HER PETTY REVENGE.
567
00:29:08,530 --> 00:29:11,370
THE ONLY ONE THAT'S GOING
TO SUFFER IS YOU.
568
00:29:11,540 --> 00:29:14,040
YOU BEST HAVE
A TALK WITH YOUR PA.
569
00:29:15,370 --> 00:29:17,250
MR. SCHILLER.
570
00:29:25,930 --> 00:29:28,510
WELL, WHAT ELSE
DID SHE SAY?
571
00:29:33,020 --> 00:29:35,060
WELL, SHE SAID THAT...
572
00:29:36,770 --> 00:29:40,110
SHE SAID I DIDN'T HAVE
A CHANCE TO WIN BECAUSE...
573
00:29:41,440 --> 00:29:43,980
WELL, BECAUSE YOU
AND MAMA WERE ILLITERATE.
574
00:29:44,150 --> 00:29:47,240
WHY DID YOU NOT
TELL ME THIS BEFORE?
575
00:29:47,410 --> 00:29:50,870
WELL, I DIDN'T WANT
YOU AND MAMA TO BE HURT.
576
00:29:51,030 --> 00:29:53,950
THAT WOMAN CANNOT
HURT US, ERICH.
577
00:29:54,120 --> 00:29:57,460
WE ONLY GET HURT
IF YOU DO NOT GO
BACK TO SCHOOL
578
00:29:57,620 --> 00:29:59,210
SO YOU CAN BECOME
BETTER THAN WE ARE.
579
00:29:59,380 --> 00:30:01,210
WELL, THAT'S
JUST IT, PAPA.
580
00:30:01,380 --> 00:30:04,340
I DON'T WANT TO BECOME
BETTER THAN YOU ARE.
I COULDN'T.
581
00:30:04,510 --> 00:30:06,510
AH, CABBAGEHEAD,
BETTER EDUCATED!
582
00:30:06,670 --> 00:30:08,930
THAT'S THE WAY IT IS
IN THIS COUNTRY.
583
00:30:09,090 --> 00:30:11,350
YOU COULD
BECOME PRESIDENT!
584
00:30:15,390 --> 00:30:16,930
OH, PAPA.
585
00:30:17,100 --> 00:30:19,850
OH, PAPA, I LOVE YOU.
586
00:30:21,770 --> 00:30:24,440
I LOVE YOU, TOO,
YOU...
587
00:30:24,610 --> 00:30:26,610
YOU CABBAGEHEAD.
588
00:30:26,780 --> 00:30:29,740
GO TO SCHOOL. NOW!
589
00:30:54,510 --> 00:30:55,560
WHOA.
590
00:30:55,720 --> 00:30:57,850
TELL BY THE LOOK ON
YOUR FACE HOW IT WENT.
591
00:30:58,020 --> 00:30:59,480
ALL THE WAY
OVER THERE
592
00:30:59,640 --> 00:31:01,140
TO SLEEPY EYE AND
BACK FOR NOTHING.
593
00:31:01,310 --> 00:31:03,150
HOW COME? YOU WEREN'T
ASKING FOR THAT BIG A LOAN.
594
00:31:03,310 --> 00:31:05,150
YOU MIGHT SAY IT WAS ONE
OF HARRIET'S HAPPENINGS.
595
00:31:05,320 --> 00:31:07,610
YOU KNOW THAT
ARTICLE SHE WROTE ABOUT
ME GOING BANKRUPT?
596
00:31:07,780 --> 00:31:08,900
YEAH.
597
00:31:09,070 --> 00:31:10,320
WELL, HE READ IT.
598
00:31:10,490 --> 00:31:12,450
YOU TOLD HIM IT WASN'T
THE TRUTH, DIDN'T YOU?
599
00:31:12,620 --> 00:31:15,200
OF COURSE I DID.
HE SAT THERE WITH A
BIG SMILE ON HIS FACE,
600
00:31:15,370 --> 00:31:17,240
LIKE A CAT THAT ATE
A CANARY, AND SAID,
601
00:31:17,410 --> 00:31:20,210
"ALL I KNOW IS WHAT
I READ IN THE PAPERS."
602
00:31:20,370 --> 00:31:21,670
THEN HE TURNED ME DOWN.
603
00:31:21,830 --> 00:31:23,000
I'M GOING TO
TELL YOU SOMETHING.
604
00:31:23,170 --> 00:31:24,500
THIS WHOLE THING IS
GETTING OUT OF HAND.
605
00:31:24,670 --> 00:31:26,630
IT'S NOT JUST THIS.
IT'S A WHOLE BUNCH OF THINGS.
606
00:31:26,800 --> 00:31:28,960
I THINK IT'S TIME ONE OF US
HAD A TALK WITH MURDOCK.
607
00:31:29,130 --> 00:31:30,470
YOU WANT TO COME ALONG?
608
00:31:30,630 --> 00:31:32,220
NO. THE WAY
I FEEL RIGHT NOW,
609
00:31:32,390 --> 00:31:35,760
I'M LIABLE TO DO MY
TALKING WITH MY FISTS.
610
00:31:38,520 --> 00:31:40,430
Charles: YOU HAD
A CHANCE TO DO SOME GOOD
611
00:31:40,600 --> 00:31:42,020
FOR THIS COMMUNITY,
MR. MURDOCK.
612
00:31:42,190 --> 00:31:44,100
INSTEAD, YOU'VE BEEN
USING YOUR NEWSPAPER,
613
00:31:44,270 --> 00:31:45,980
AND US, FOR YOUR OWN
PERSONAL PROFIT.
614
00:31:46,150 --> 00:31:47,520
THIS IS AMERICA,
MR. INGALLS.
615
00:31:47,690 --> 00:31:50,070
EVERY BUSINESS
IS ENTITLED TO MAKE
A LEGITIMATE PROFIT,
616
00:31:50,240 --> 00:31:51,360
EVEN NEWSPAPERS.
617
00:31:51,530 --> 00:31:53,490
COME ON. THIS ISN'T
A LEGITIMATE NEWSPAPER.
618
00:31:53,660 --> 00:31:54,870
IT'S A SCANDAL SHEET.
619
00:31:55,030 --> 00:31:56,030
I RESENT THAT.
620
00:31:56,200 --> 00:31:57,280
WELL, SO DO I!
621
00:31:57,450 --> 00:31:58,990
I RESENT THE FACT THAT
YOUR COUSIN ONCE REMOVED
622
00:31:59,160 --> 00:32:01,200
USES HER PEN
TO WRITE LIES,
LIES THAT HURT PEOPLE,
623
00:32:01,370 --> 00:32:03,710
TO SQUARE GRUDGES
AND TO PROMOTE HERSELF
AND HER BUSINESS.
624
00:32:03,880 --> 00:32:05,290
HARRIET IS
ONLY DOING HER JOB--
625
00:32:05,460 --> 00:32:07,040
REPORTING THE NEWS
OF WALNUT GROVE.
626
00:32:07,210 --> 00:32:09,550
THAT'S NOT NEWS.
IT'S VINDICTIVE GOSSIP,
AND YOU KNOW IT.
627
00:32:09,710 --> 00:32:11,210
CALL IT WHAT YOU WILL.
628
00:32:11,380 --> 00:32:13,800
I GIVE THE PUBLIC
WHAT IT WANTS,
629
00:32:13,970 --> 00:32:16,850
AND THE PROOF IS
THAT SUBSCRIPTIONS
ARE STILL POURING IN,
630
00:32:17,010 --> 00:32:18,220
AND SO ARE THE ADS.
631
00:32:18,390 --> 00:32:19,560
THEY GO HAND IN HAND.
632
00:32:19,720 --> 00:32:22,390
WELL, NOT IN MY HAND.
I DON'T BUY GARBAGE.
633
00:32:22,560 --> 00:32:25,020
I UNDERSTAND YOU OWE
MY CHILDREN A WEEK'S PAY.
634
00:32:25,190 --> 00:32:27,440
THEY'LL BE IN THIS
AFTERNOON TO COLLECT IT.
635
00:32:30,740 --> 00:32:32,280
[DOOR SLAMS]
636
00:32:37,080 --> 00:32:38,080
[DOG BARKS]
637
00:32:38,240 --> 00:32:40,740
OH! GO ON, SCAT!
638
00:32:40,910 --> 00:32:42,040
[BARKS]
639
00:32:42,210 --> 00:32:45,750
AAH! IS THAT YOUR DOG?
TAKE HIM AWAY!
640
00:32:45,920 --> 00:32:46,920
GET OUT OF HERE!
641
00:32:47,090 --> 00:32:49,420
OH! AAH! AAH! GET AWAY!
642
00:32:49,590 --> 00:32:52,760
OOH! WHY DO PEOPLE BRING
THEIR DOGS INTO TOWN?
643
00:32:52,920 --> 00:32:55,760
THEY SHOULD BE ON THE FARM.
644
00:32:55,930 --> 00:32:58,550
OOH-HOO! YOUR STAR
REPORTER'S HERE.
645
00:32:58,720 --> 00:33:00,600
OH! WHERE'S
COUSIN STERLING?
646
00:33:00,770 --> 00:33:02,890
HE WENT DOWN
TO TELEGRAPH FOR
SOME MORE NEWSPRINT
647
00:33:03,060 --> 00:33:04,230
FOR NEXT
WEEK'S PAPER.
648
00:33:04,390 --> 00:33:05,310
OH! WELL--
649
00:33:05,480 --> 00:33:06,520
WE'RE JUST WAITING
TO GET PAID.
650
00:33:06,690 --> 00:33:08,480
UH-HUH.
ISN'T IT MARVELOUS?
651
00:33:08,650 --> 00:33:12,440
THE DEMAND HAS EXCEEDED
MY WILDEST EXPECTATIONS.
652
00:33:12,610 --> 00:33:15,990
NOW, I WANT TO
CHECK MY COPY BEFORE
IT GOES TO PRESS.
653
00:33:16,160 --> 00:33:17,610
HA HA HA HA!
654
00:33:17,780 --> 00:33:19,660
"GIGANTIC SURPLUS SALE.
655
00:33:19,830 --> 00:33:22,450
40% OFF EVERYTHING." YES.
656
00:33:22,620 --> 00:33:25,830
"THERE IS A RUMOR
BEING WIDELY CIRCULATED
657
00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:27,960
"THAT NELLIE OLESON
PROBABLY HAS
658
00:33:28,130 --> 00:33:31,170
"THE HIGHEST
MORAL CHARACTER
IN THE COMMUNITY.
659
00:33:31,340 --> 00:33:34,630
SHE WON'T BE SEEN OUT
WITH A BOY AT NIGHT."
660
00:33:34,800 --> 00:33:38,140
[HUMMING]
661
00:33:38,300 --> 00:33:39,470
AHA!
662
00:33:39,640 --> 00:33:43,180
"MRS. OLESON
HAS BEEN RECEIVING
MANY, MANY COMPLIMENTS
663
00:33:43,350 --> 00:33:46,640
"ON HER LIKENESS IN
THE PEN & THE PLOW.
664
00:33:46,810 --> 00:33:50,730
"SOME SAY THAT IT BRINGS
OUT HER NATURAL BEAUTY,
665
00:33:50,900 --> 00:33:54,570
AND OTHERS SAY IT DOESN'T
QUITE DO HER JUSTICE."
666
00:33:54,740 --> 00:33:59,450
ALL RIGHT. EVERYTHING
APPEARS TO BE IN ORDER.
667
00:33:59,620 --> 00:34:02,160
YOU MAY TELL
COUSIN STERLING
668
00:34:02,330 --> 00:34:05,750
THAT HE MAY GO TO PRESS
WHENEVER HE LIKES. TA-TA!
669
00:34:09,080 --> 00:34:11,420
[MOCKING]
TA-TA!
670
00:34:28,140 --> 00:34:31,650
YOU KNOW, I THINK WE OUGHT
TO CHECK THIS TYPE AGAIN.
671
00:34:31,810 --> 00:34:33,650
THERE'S NOTHING
WRONG WITH IT.
672
00:34:33,820 --> 00:34:35,820
BESIDES,
PA SAID WE CAN'T.
673
00:34:35,990 --> 00:34:37,530
I KNOW WHAT HE SAID,
674
00:34:37,700 --> 00:34:40,910
BUT I THOUGHT WE MIGHT
CHANGE IT A LITTLE BIT...
675
00:34:41,070 --> 00:34:43,160
IF YOU GET MY MEANING.
676
00:34:45,080 --> 00:34:47,000
I GET IT.
677
00:34:48,580 --> 00:34:52,000
OH, BOY,
DO I GET IT!
678
00:34:57,130 --> 00:34:59,840
Woman: OH, IT'S
SO EXCITING!
679
00:35:00,010 --> 00:35:03,760
OH! NELS. HA HA HA!
680
00:35:03,930 --> 00:35:06,310
IT'S GOING
TO BE A BANNER DAY!
681
00:35:06,470 --> 00:35:08,140
THEY'RE COMING
IN DROVES.
682
00:35:08,310 --> 00:35:10,230
LIKE SHEEP
TO THE SHEARING.
683
00:35:16,730 --> 00:35:20,400
AH! OH, MY!
OH, GOOD MORNING!
684
00:35:20,570 --> 00:35:22,360
GOOD MORNING!
GOOD MORNING!
685
00:35:22,530 --> 00:35:24,450
COME IN,
COME IN, COME IN!
686
00:35:24,620 --> 00:35:26,990
MORNING. WELCOME.
687
00:35:27,160 --> 00:35:29,330
UH, DID...UH...
688
00:35:29,500 --> 00:35:32,710
I-I'LL PUT IT ON,
UH...YOUR...
689
00:35:32,880 --> 00:35:34,420
GOOD MORNING,
MRS. FOSTER.
690
00:35:34,590 --> 00:35:36,590
WELCOME TO THE SALE
TO END ALL SALES.
691
00:35:36,750 --> 00:35:38,630
IT CERTAINLY SHOULD.
692
00:35:38,800 --> 00:35:41,720
IS THERE SOMETHING
IN PARTICULAR
YOU HAD IN MIND?
693
00:35:41,880 --> 00:35:44,220
WELL,
I'VE BEEN WANTING
A MANTEL CLOCK.
694
00:35:44,390 --> 00:35:45,220
OH.
695
00:35:45,390 --> 00:35:46,430
COULDN'T AFFORD IT.
696
00:35:46,600 --> 00:35:47,890
UH-HUH.
697
00:35:48,060 --> 00:35:50,350
BUT WITH A SALE
LIKE THIS, ANYONE
CAN AFFORD ANYTHING!
698
00:35:50,520 --> 00:35:53,480
OH, YES. WELL, NOW,
THIS IS OUR VERY BEST MODEL.
699
00:35:53,650 --> 00:35:56,770
OH, IT'S SO NICE.
I'LL TAKE IT!
700
00:35:56,940 --> 00:35:58,780
WELL, WAIT, MRS. FOSTER.
701
00:35:58,940 --> 00:36:00,740
YOU HAVEN'T PAID ME
FOR IT YET.
702
00:36:00,900 --> 00:36:03,570
OF COURSE NOT.
IT SAYS RIGHT HERE
IN THIS PAPER...
703
00:36:03,740 --> 00:36:04,780
YES.
704
00:36:04,950 --> 00:36:07,620
PUBLIC SERVICE SALE.
100% OFF OF
EVERYTHING.
705
00:36:07,790 --> 00:36:08,990
100%! WHAT?!
706
00:36:09,160 --> 00:36:10,250
THANK YOU, HARRIET,
FOR THE CLOCK.
707
00:36:10,410 --> 00:36:11,750
NO, NO, NO, NO,
NO, NO, NO, NO!
708
00:36:11,910 --> 00:36:13,460
NO, NO,
THAT'S A MISTAKE!
709
00:36:13,620 --> 00:36:14,540
WONDERFUL SALE!
710
00:36:14,710 --> 00:36:16,250
Nels: HARRIET!
WHAT'S HAPPENING?
711
00:36:16,420 --> 00:36:17,710
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!
WELL, YOU CAN'T
GO OUT WITH THAT!
712
00:36:17,880 --> 00:36:19,460
WHAT IN THE NAME
OF HEAVEN DID YOU DO?
713
00:36:19,630 --> 00:36:21,210
YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR IT!
OH, IT'S A GROSS ERROR!
714
00:36:21,380 --> 00:36:22,550
GET IN HERE.
GET IN HERE!
715
00:36:22,720 --> 00:36:23,840
NO, NELS! NELS!
THE STORE IS CLOSED!
716
00:36:24,010 --> 00:36:26,300
NELS! NELS,
ALL OUR MERCHANDISE!
717
00:36:26,470 --> 00:36:28,760
NELS! OHH!
718
00:36:35,310 --> 00:36:38,860
NOW, THAT'S WHAT I CALL
A REAL HAPPENING.
719
00:36:39,030 --> 00:36:41,650
NICE THING IS,
IT'S HAPPENING
TO HARRIET.
720
00:36:41,820 --> 00:36:42,900
[BOTH LAUGHING]
721
00:36:43,070 --> 00:36:44,490
IT'S ALL RIGHT.
722
00:36:44,660 --> 00:36:46,490
I'VE GOT ALL
THE DOORS LOCKED.
723
00:36:46,660 --> 00:36:47,660
I HATE YOU!
724
00:36:47,830 --> 00:36:48,910
NELLIE!
WHAT?
725
00:36:49,080 --> 00:36:50,660
I DON'T WANT TO BE
YOUR DAUGHTER ANYMORE!
726
00:36:50,830 --> 00:36:51,910
WHAT'S
THE MATTER?
727
00:36:52,080 --> 00:36:53,330
WHAT IT SAYS HERE.
728
00:36:53,500 --> 00:36:54,660
"WITH NELLIE OLESON'S
LOOKS,
729
00:36:54,830 --> 00:36:56,960
NO BOY WILL BE SEEN OUT
WITH HER AT NIGHT!"
730
00:36:57,130 --> 00:37:00,550
OH! OH! I DIDN'T
WRITE THAT!
731
00:37:00,710 --> 00:37:03,130
OH! THEY CAN'T
DO THIS TO ME!
732
00:37:03,300 --> 00:37:05,720
THERE'S NO SUCH WORD
AS CAN'T, HARRIET.
733
00:37:05,890 --> 00:37:08,850
WAIT TILL YOU READ
WHAT IT SAYS ABOUT YOU,
734
00:37:09,010 --> 00:37:11,010
RIGHT AT THE TOP.
735
00:37:12,640 --> 00:37:14,810
"WE HAVE IT
FROM A MOST
RELIABLE SOURCE
736
00:37:14,980 --> 00:37:16,810
THAT MRS. OLESON'S
HAIR IS..."
737
00:37:16,980 --> 00:37:19,150
HUH!
"IS NOT ALL HER OWN,
738
00:37:19,320 --> 00:37:21,650
AND NEITHER
ARE HER TEETH."
739
00:37:21,820 --> 00:37:24,110
[SOBBING]
NELS!
740
00:37:24,280 --> 00:37:26,400
[CRYING]
741
00:37:32,700 --> 00:37:35,330
[COW MOOING]
742
00:37:35,500 --> 00:37:37,580
Harriet: I TELL YOU,
CAROLINE INGALLS,
743
00:37:37,750 --> 00:37:39,960
I AM SO MAD,
I COULD SPIT!
744
00:37:40,130 --> 00:37:41,460
Caroline:
MY DEAR HARRIET,
745
00:37:41,630 --> 00:37:43,420
THE CHILDREN
ARE BEING PUNISHED
FOR WHAT THEY DID.
746
00:37:43,590 --> 00:37:46,380
Harriet: HOW? I WANT
TO KNOW, HOW ARE
THEY BEING PUNISHED?
747
00:37:46,550 --> 00:37:50,050
THEY CAN'T WORK
FOR THE PAPER ANYMORE.
748
00:37:50,220 --> 00:37:51,760
THEY CAN'T WORK--
749
00:37:51,930 --> 00:37:54,560
OF COURSE THEY CAN'T WORK
FOR THE PAPER ANYMORE!
750
00:37:54,730 --> 00:37:55,930
GOOD GRIEF, WOMAN!
751
00:37:56,100 --> 00:37:58,230
THEY SHOULD BE HORSEWHIPPED
FOR WHAT THEY'VE DONE,
752
00:37:58,400 --> 00:38:01,730
TELLING THOSE MONSTROUS
LIES ABOUT ME AND NELLIE!
753
00:38:01,900 --> 00:38:03,070
[SOBBING]
754
00:38:03,230 --> 00:38:06,490
WELL, IF THE ITEMS
WERE WRONG,
755
00:38:06,650 --> 00:38:09,240
AND I DON'T KNOW
THAT THEY WERE--
756
00:38:09,410 --> 00:38:13,620
WRONG? WELL, OF COURSE
THEY WERE WRONG!
757
00:38:13,790 --> 00:38:15,870
THEN YOU CAN ALWAYS
PRINT A RETRACTION.
758
00:38:16,040 --> 00:38:17,660
PUT IT RIGHT ON
THE FRONT PAGE.
759
00:38:17,830 --> 00:38:18,920
DON'T STICK IT
WAY IN THE BACK.
760
00:38:19,080 --> 00:38:22,090
SOMETHING TO
THE EFFECT OF, UM...
761
00:38:22,250 --> 00:38:24,800
"CONTRARY TO
PUBLISHED REPORTS,
762
00:38:24,960 --> 00:38:27,550
"HARRIET OLESON DOES
NOT HAVE FALSE TEETH
763
00:38:27,720 --> 00:38:30,010
AND DOES
NOT WEAR A WIG."
764
00:38:35,520 --> 00:38:38,890
Willie: GET YOUR
SPECIAL EDITION.
"PEN & PLOW."
765
00:38:39,060 --> 00:38:42,060
GET YOUR PAPER.
"HARRIET'S HAPPENINGS."
766
00:38:49,450 --> 00:38:51,280
FISH WEREN'T
BITING, HUH?
767
00:38:51,450 --> 00:38:52,870
WE WERE
CATCHING SOME.
768
00:38:53,030 --> 00:38:55,200
HOW COME YOU CAME
HOME SO EARLY?
769
00:38:55,370 --> 00:38:57,120
BECAUSE OF THIS.
770
00:38:57,290 --> 00:39:00,080
LOOK, I TOLD YOU
I DIDN'T WANT ANY
MEMBER OF MY FAMILY
771
00:39:00,250 --> 00:39:01,620
BUYING THAT
NEWSPAPER AGAIN.
772
00:39:01,790 --> 00:39:02,880
WE DIDN'T BUY IT.
773
00:39:03,040 --> 00:39:04,960
NELLIE OLESON BROUGHT
IT TO US AT THE POND.
774
00:39:05,130 --> 00:39:06,550
SHE TOLD US
HER MOTHER SAID
775
00:39:06,710 --> 00:39:09,220
SHE WANTED ALBERT
TO HAVE ONE FOR FREE.
776
00:39:09,380 --> 00:39:10,970
WELL, WHAT
DID SHE SAY?
777
00:39:11,140 --> 00:39:13,010
YOU WANT
TO READ IT?
778
00:39:13,180 --> 00:39:14,550
YEAH.
779
00:39:16,470 --> 00:39:18,680
IT'S RIGHT HERE
AT THE TOP.
780
00:39:18,850 --> 00:39:22,480
"THE JOKE OF WALNUT GROVE.
781
00:39:22,650 --> 00:39:25,360
"THE WHOLE TOWN IS
LAUGHING OVER THE FACT
782
00:39:25,520 --> 00:39:29,070
"THAT CHARLES INGALLS'
YOUNG HOUSEGUEST,
ALBERT NO-NAME,
783
00:39:29,240 --> 00:39:31,950
"CALLS CHARLES PA.
784
00:39:32,110 --> 00:39:35,120
"HE EVEN HAD THE AUDACITY
TO REGISTER THE BOY
785
00:39:35,280 --> 00:39:39,000
"IN WALNUT GROVE'S SCHOOL
AS ALBERT INGALLS.
786
00:39:39,160 --> 00:39:41,040
"BUT WHO ARE WE TO LAUGH?
787
00:39:41,210 --> 00:39:44,000
"PERHAPS THE BOY
REALLY IS CHARLES',
788
00:39:44,170 --> 00:39:48,420
IN WHICH CASE THE JOKE
IS ON CAROLINE INGALLS."
789
00:39:49,880 --> 00:39:52,760
I'M SORRY.
IT'S ALL MY FAULT.
790
00:39:52,930 --> 00:39:55,850
IT WAS MY IDEA
TO CHANGE THE TYPE.
791
00:39:56,010 --> 00:39:58,100
WE JUST WANTED
TO TEACH HER A LESSON,
792
00:39:58,270 --> 00:40:00,520
GIVE HER A TASTE
OF HER OWN MEDICINE.
793
00:40:00,680 --> 00:40:03,230
I KNOW.
IT'S NOBODY'S FAULT.
794
00:40:03,400 --> 00:40:07,820
UM, I'LL TELL MRS. GARVEY
TO CHANGE MY NAME
795
00:40:07,980 --> 00:40:09,690
BACK TO JUST PLAIN ALBERT.
796
00:40:09,860 --> 00:40:11,030
YOU'LL DO
NO SUCH THING,
797
00:40:11,200 --> 00:40:14,280
NOT BECAUSE OF THE LIKES
OF MRS. OLESON.
798
00:40:14,450 --> 00:40:16,450
DO YOU LIKE
BEING MY SON?
799
00:40:17,580 --> 00:40:18,950
WELL, SURE.
800
00:40:19,120 --> 00:40:21,700
WELL, I LIKE BEING
YOUR PA, SO THAT'S
THE END OF THAT.
801
00:40:21,870 --> 00:40:25,040
THERE'S SOMETHING
ABOUT THE SCHILLERS
IN THERE, TOO.
802
00:40:25,210 --> 00:40:26,750
LET ME SEE.
803
00:40:29,880 --> 00:40:31,760
"AS REPORTED EARLIER
IN THIS COLUMN,
804
00:40:31,920 --> 00:40:33,050
"IT WAS A SAD
MISTAKE TO PICK
805
00:40:33,220 --> 00:40:34,550
"THE SON OF
ILLITERATE PARENTS
806
00:40:34,720 --> 00:40:36,890
"TO REPRESENT
WALNUT GROVE IN THE
SPELLING CONTEST.
807
00:40:37,050 --> 00:40:40,100
"PERHAPS MRS. GARVEY
HAS LEARNED HER
LESSON THIS TIME.
808
00:40:40,270 --> 00:40:42,140
"BY THE WAY,
MR. GARVEY
IS CONSIDERING
809
00:40:42,310 --> 00:40:44,850
"BUYING HIS WIFE
A HAM FOR THEIR 15th
WEDDING ANNIVERSARY.
810
00:40:45,020 --> 00:40:46,310
I CALL THAT
TRUE LOVE."
811
00:40:46,480 --> 00:40:48,860
I JUST WISH
PEOPLE WOULD STOP
BUYING THIS TRASH.
812
00:40:49,020 --> 00:40:50,150
BUT THEY DON'T.
813
00:40:50,320 --> 00:40:53,070
NELLIE SAID THIS
WAS THE LAST ONE.
814
00:40:53,240 --> 00:40:55,410
THEY'RE ALL SOLD OUT.
815
00:40:56,910 --> 00:40:58,740
WELL, IT'S NOT GOING
TO DO ANY GOOD,
816
00:40:58,910 --> 00:41:00,790
BUT COME
CHURCH SERVICES
THIS SUNDAY,
817
00:41:00,950 --> 00:41:02,000
THE FOLKS
IN THIS TOWN
818
00:41:02,160 --> 00:41:03,410
ARE GOING TO LEARN
A LITTLE BIT
819
00:41:03,580 --> 00:41:05,670
ABOUT THE "PEN
& THE PLOW."
820
00:41:10,250 --> 00:41:12,460
[CHURCH BELL RINGING]
821
00:41:37,620 --> 00:41:39,740
[BABY CRYING]
822
00:41:45,330 --> 00:41:46,960
PEACE BE WITH YOU.
823
00:41:47,120 --> 00:41:48,630
Woman:
AND WITH YOU.
824
00:41:48,790 --> 00:41:51,000
IN REVEREND ALDEN'S
ABSENCE,
825
00:41:51,170 --> 00:41:53,210
I GUESS I WAS A LITTLE
NERVOUS THIS MORNING.
826
00:41:53,380 --> 00:41:54,760
I FORGOT MY BIBLE.
827
00:41:54,920 --> 00:41:58,180
MR. SCHILLER WAS KIND
ENOUGH TO LEND ME HIS.
828
00:41:58,340 --> 00:42:00,510
THE TEXT I'VE CHOSEN
FOR THIS MORNING
829
00:42:00,680 --> 00:42:03,560
IS "EXODUS" CHAPTER 20,
VERSE 16.
830
00:42:03,720 --> 00:42:08,310
I THINK IT ONLY FITTING
THAT THE OUTSTANDING
CITIZEN OF WALNUT GROVE
831
00:42:08,480 --> 00:42:10,860
READ THAT TEXT FOR US
THIS MORNING.
832
00:42:11,020 --> 00:42:12,690
MRS. OLESON.
833
00:42:14,320 --> 00:42:16,320
WOULD YOU MIND?
834
00:42:29,330 --> 00:42:31,040
"EXODUS" 20:16.
835
00:42:31,210 --> 00:42:32,670
YES.
836
00:42:39,840 --> 00:42:42,180
I CAN'T READ THIS!
837
00:42:42,350 --> 00:42:44,260
WHY? ARE YOU
ILLITERATE?
838
00:42:44,430 --> 00:42:46,020
WELL, OF COURSE NOT!
839
00:42:46,180 --> 00:42:49,520
IT'S WRITTEN
IN SOME KIND OF
FOREIGN GIBBERISH.
840
00:42:49,690 --> 00:42:51,900
IT'S NOT GIBBERISH.
IT'S GERMAN.
841
00:42:54,570 --> 00:42:56,440
WELL! BECAUSE
I CAN'T READ GERMAN
842
00:42:56,610 --> 00:42:58,360
DOESN'T MAKE ME
ILLITERATE.
843
00:42:58,530 --> 00:42:59,860
I AGREE WITH YOU,
844
00:43:00,030 --> 00:43:02,200
AND, BY THE SAME TOKEN,
I THINK YOU'LL
AGREE WITH ME
845
00:43:02,370 --> 00:43:03,990
THAT NOT BEING ABLE
TO READ ENGLISH
846
00:43:04,160 --> 00:43:07,750
DOESN'T MAKE
MR. AND MRS. SCHILLER
ILLITERATE, EITHER.
847
00:43:15,130 --> 00:43:18,460
Charles: AS A MATTER
OF FACT, FAR FROM
BEING ILLITERATE,
848
00:43:18,630 --> 00:43:20,720
MR. AND MRS. SCHILLER
SPEAK TWO LANGUAGES,
849
00:43:20,880 --> 00:43:22,720
WHICH, I THINK,
IS MORE THAN MOST OF US
850
00:43:22,890 --> 00:43:24,720
IN THIS CHURCH CAN CLAIM.
851
00:43:24,890 --> 00:43:26,600
THERE IS SOMEONE ELSE
IN THIS CHURCH
852
00:43:26,770 --> 00:43:29,020
THAT SPEAKS TWO LANGUAGES...
853
00:43:29,180 --> 00:43:30,560
MR. STERLING MURDOCK.
854
00:43:30,730 --> 00:43:34,060
MR. MURDOCK'S SECOND LANGUAGE IS
THAT OF HIS NEWSPAPER,
855
00:43:34,230 --> 00:43:35,860
THE "PEN & THE PLOW."
856
00:43:36,030 --> 00:43:39,030
IT'S A LANGUAGE MADE UP
OF HALF-TRUTHS,
857
00:43:39,190 --> 00:43:41,200
INNUENDOS,
AND OUTRIGHT LIES.
858
00:43:41,360 --> 00:43:43,320
IT'S THE LANGUAGE
OF YELLOW JOURNALISM.
859
00:43:43,490 --> 00:43:45,990
I DO NOT
THINK CHURCH IS
THE PROPER PLACE
860
00:43:46,160 --> 00:43:47,290
TO DISCUSS
THIS SORT OF THING.
861
00:43:47,450 --> 00:43:49,870
AND I MOST CERTAINLY
AGREE WITH STERLING!
862
00:43:50,040 --> 00:43:51,660
WELL, I DON'T. I THINK
IT'S A PERFECT PLACE.
863
00:43:51,830 --> 00:43:53,500
I DON'T THINK THERE'S
A BETTER PLACE IN THE WORLD.
864
00:43:53,670 --> 00:43:55,840
WOULD YOU SIT DOWN,
MRS. OLESON?
865
00:44:02,260 --> 00:44:05,260
WHEN I TALKED TO
MR. MURDOCK ABOUT THE HARM
866
00:44:05,430 --> 00:44:07,260
THAT HIS NEWSPAPER
WAS DOING,
867
00:44:07,430 --> 00:44:08,970
HE SHUT ME OFF.
868
00:44:09,140 --> 00:44:12,270
HE CLAIMED HIS RIGHT
TO FREEDOM OF THE PRESS.
869
00:44:12,440 --> 00:44:13,770
WELL, AS I SEE IT,
870
00:44:13,940 --> 00:44:15,940
FREEDOM OF THE PRESS
DOESN'T GIVE ANYONE THE RIGHT
871
00:44:16,110 --> 00:44:19,860
TO PRINT LIES THAT
BLACKEN A PERSON'S NAME...
872
00:44:20,030 --> 00:44:21,820
AND CAUSE PAIN,
873
00:44:21,990 --> 00:44:24,860
AND THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT
THE "PEN & THE PLOW" IS DOING,
874
00:44:25,030 --> 00:44:26,910
IN DIRECT CONFLICT
WITH THE TEXT
875
00:44:27,080 --> 00:44:28,950
THAT I CHOSE THIS MORNING,
876
00:44:29,120 --> 00:44:30,950
THE EIGHTH COMMANDMENT:
877
00:44:31,120 --> 00:44:34,580
"THOU SHALT NOT
BEAR FALSE WITNESS
AGAINST THY NEIGHBOR."
878
00:44:34,750 --> 00:44:39,710
BUT MR. MURDOCK TOLD ME
THAT IS THE LANGUAGE
THAT YOU ALL WANT TO READ.
879
00:44:40,800 --> 00:44:43,630
AND APPARENTLY
HE'S RIGHT.
880
00:44:43,800 --> 00:44:46,430
AND I'VE ASKED MYSELF
OVER AND OVER AGAIN,
881
00:44:46,600 --> 00:44:50,010
WHY DO YOU CONTINUE
TO SUPPORT THAT PAPER?
882
00:44:52,480 --> 00:44:54,440
DO YOU DERIVE
THAT MUCH PLEASURE
883
00:44:54,600 --> 00:44:57,400
FROM THE PAIN
AND SUFFERING OF OTHERS?
884
00:44:57,560 --> 00:45:01,110
OR IS IT BECAUSE IT'S NOT
YOU THAT'S BEING HURT?
885
00:45:04,280 --> 00:45:06,450
WHEN YOU GO OUT
AND BUY THAT NEWSPAPER
886
00:45:06,620 --> 00:45:08,870
ON SATURDAY MORNING...
887
00:45:09,030 --> 00:45:11,330
YOU ARE SUPPORTING
AND ENCOURAGING
888
00:45:11,500 --> 00:45:15,330
THE VERY SINS THAT YOU DECRY
IN THIS CHURCH ON SUNDAY.
889
00:45:18,040 --> 00:45:19,340
WELL, I THINK IT'S TIME
890
00:45:19,500 --> 00:45:21,630
THAT WE BEGIN TO PRACTICE
WHAT WE PREACH
891
00:45:21,800 --> 00:45:24,340
INSIDE THIS CHURCH,
OUTSIDE THIS CHURCH...
892
00:45:25,590 --> 00:45:28,390
ON THE STREETS
OF WALNUT GROVE...
893
00:45:28,550 --> 00:45:32,470
ON OUR FARMS,
IN OUR HOMES...
894
00:45:32,640 --> 00:45:36,140
WITH OUR FRIENDS,
OUR NEIGHBORS...
895
00:45:37,860 --> 00:45:40,150
AND OUR LOVED ONES...
896
00:45:42,570 --> 00:45:45,740
WITH EVERY HUMAN BEING
EVERYWHERE.
897
00:45:49,780 --> 00:45:53,160
IN THE NAME OF GOD,
THINK ABOUT IT.
898
00:46:07,470 --> 00:46:10,760
SHALL WE RISE AND SING
"WHAT A FRIEND"?
899
00:46:20,900 --> 00:46:26,440
WHAT A FRIEND WE HAVE
IN JESUS
900
00:46:26,610 --> 00:46:31,070
ALL OUR SINS
AND GRIEFS TO BEAR
901
00:46:31,240 --> 00:46:36,750
WHAT A PRIVILEGE
TO CARRY
902
00:46:36,910 --> 00:46:41,080
EVERYTHING TO GOD
IN PRAYER!
903
00:46:41,250 --> 00:46:43,340
OF COURSE,
WE'RE NOT OPEN
USUALLY ON SUNDAY,
904
00:46:43,500 --> 00:46:45,300
BUT IF YOU STOP BY
AFTER THE SERVICE,
905
00:46:45,460 --> 00:46:47,470
I'VE GOT THAT ITEM
THAT YOU ORDERED.
906
00:46:47,630 --> 00:46:51,890
O WHAT NEEDLESS
PAIN WE BEAR
907
00:46:52,050 --> 00:46:57,350
ALL BECAUSE
WE DO NOT CARRY
908
00:46:57,520 --> 00:47:02,190
EVERYTHING TO GOD
IN PRAYER
909
00:47:11,620 --> 00:47:14,530
Laura: THE "PEN & THE PLOW"
WENT OUT OF BUSINESS
910
00:47:14,700 --> 00:47:15,950
A MONTH LATER,
911
00:47:16,120 --> 00:47:18,120
AND WALNUT GROVE
GOT BACK TO NORMAL.
912
00:47:18,290 --> 00:47:20,830
PA HOPES SOMEDAY WE'LL
HAVE ANOTHER NEWSPAPER,
913
00:47:21,000 --> 00:47:23,710
A REAL NEWSPAPER
THAT PRINTS THE TRUTH.
914
00:47:23,880 --> 00:47:25,670
FREEDOM OF THE PRESS,
PA SAYS,
915
00:47:25,840 --> 00:47:28,920
IS AS IMPORTANT AS
ALL OUR OTHER FREEDOMS
916
00:47:29,090 --> 00:47:31,510
AND SHOULD NEVER BE ABUSED.
65591
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