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Hello.
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- You got an appointment?
- Yes. Final interview.
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- Substantive interview.
- Sorry, substantive interview.
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Sign in with my colleague inside.
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No, no.
My appointment is on Monday.
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I am just planning my route,
so I don't get lost.
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- Good idea.
- One hour, 38 minutes.
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- Nice.
- I'm going to give myself two hours.
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Good to be on the safe side.
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So, this is Croydon?
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Yep, welcome to the Cronx.
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Shit, innit?
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Little bit.
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I reckon that's why they chose it.
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Make sure you know
what you're signing up to.
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Tough country this.
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It's not all Beefeaters
and blow jobs, you know what I mean?
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- Indeed.
- Yeah.
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Thousand years from now, they'll look
back at the ruins of all this and think,
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"What the fuck, is it?"
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Be like a crap Stonehenge.
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Stone what?
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- Stonehenge.
- Stone henge?
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Stonehenge.
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- See you Monday.
- See you.
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Find it?
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Yes.
One hour and 38 minutes.
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Good on ya.
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You all right?
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Hi, John.
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Chocolate spread?
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- Half-term treat.
- Not Marmite?
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I'm not making that mistake again.
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Do you want some bread with that?
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No, thank you.
I do not need a delivery mechanism.
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- I like this one.
- What is this?
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It's Jerusalem.
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Named after the famous Israeli hot potato.
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It's like everyone secretly wants it
to be the National Anthem....
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and we can't have it
because of God Save The Queen.
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- You don't like God Save The Queen?
- No-one does.
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That's why we only have one verse.
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Sami, liking Jerusalem,
it's basically as patriotic
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as it's acceptable
for a British person to be.
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Any more than that, nutter.
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- I don't know about that.
- I do.
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One day it's Jerusalem,
next you're going to air shows
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and wanking over jigsaws of Princess Anne.
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Christ...
I need to clear this freezer out.
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I've got fish fingers as old
as Stonehenge in here.
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Who?
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- Fish fingers.
- No, no, the other word?
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- Stonehenge.
- Stonehenge. Stonehenge.
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Why is everybody talking about
Stonehenge today?
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I'm sorry, Sami, I don't know what you mean.
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- You all right?
- Yes, yes. Stonehenge.
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So...
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You know henges?
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Well, this is a stone one.
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I don't know henges.
What is a henge?
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- I'm just joking, calm down.
- Why am I so angry?
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Culture shock.
The W curve.
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The double...
Another British thing I don't know.
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What is this?
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When you enter a new culture,
you suffer from culture shock.
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Now, people used to think this was like a U.
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So, "This place is great,"
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"Hang on, I don't get this," happy again.
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But actually, it's more like a W.
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Honeymoon period, "Everything's shit,"
"Hang on, I've cracked this" false dawn,
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"Fuck it, no, I haven't,"
"Yes, I have."
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You're in the "Fuck it" phase.
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How do you know this?
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Sociology degree.
Leeds.
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You are a brain box.
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Mate, when you look like this, you
better have something to talk about,
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otherwise people are
just going to use you for sex.
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- I see this now.
- Sami...
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Look, this interview, Monday,
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it's not Round Britain quiz.
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It's you they're interested in.
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You know that.
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I know, but still, everybody knows
about the Stones Henge and I don't.
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I feel on the outside again.
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You feel on the outside?
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I want to feel back on the inside.
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How do I feel back on the inside?
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Get in the car.
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- Where are we going?
- Shut up and look pretty.
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This country is very pretty.
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All these little cottages, very cute.
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- Quaint.
- Quaint?
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Unusual, old-fashioned.
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Peter is quaint.
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Peter is fucking quaint.
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I think he loves you very much.
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I'm waiting for him to take the lead.
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Tell me what he really wants us to be.
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I think he will.
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And you and Yasmine,
what will you be, I wonder?
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Find out Monday.
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Good interview, maybe we all go
live in that quaint farm over there.
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Bad interview...
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Berlin.
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She still not talking to you?
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No.
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It's, um...
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It's going quite well...
Isn't it?
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What?
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With us?
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I'm having fun.
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Me too.
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- Me too.
- What was it like when you left us?
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I felt alone, John.
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Bet you felt like a bit of a dickhead.
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Promise me you'll never work for Samaritans.
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- Yeah.
- Thank you.
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Listen, John,
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I know we've already talked about it
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but I just wanted to say...
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and this is your choice by the way,
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so if you don't want to that's
absolutely fine...
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but if you did want to,
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I wouldn't mind...
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if you called me Dad.
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But I have a dad.
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Yes, I know, but...
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some people have two dads.
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Like who?
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Well, Jesus had two.
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But the point is you could call me...
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- I'm not calling you God.
- and I wouldn't want you to call me God.
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I could call you Joseph, if you want?
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Yes, that would feel like
a missed opportunity somehow.
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Just call me Dad?
Maybe just call me Dad.
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- I'm not calling you Dad.
- Right, OK, well, that's fine.
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I could call you dude.
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Do you know I'd take that, actually?
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Nice to meet you, dude.
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Nice to meet you dude.
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Don't leave us again.
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I won't.
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- I think Mum needs to know.
- Know what?
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That you're staying.
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- That's it?
- That's it.
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That's it.
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So, what is it?
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No-one knows.
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- Sorry?
- No-one knows what it is.
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No, I mean what is it for?
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No-one knows.
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Well, who built it?
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No-one knows.
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Feel better?
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Yes, actually.
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Everything gets forgotten, eventually.
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Gangnam Style,
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Ed Miliband.
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No wonder we don't know
what the fuck they are
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and that's OK.
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Any questions?
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No.
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Shall we go home?
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It's a beautiful evening.
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- Shall we go for a walk?
- All of us?
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No, just you and me.
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Are you going to murder me?
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- No.
- All right.
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It's a big day for Sami tomorrow.
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Well, he's got his chance to change
his life for the better.
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Good luck, Sami.
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Bloody hell, what's this?
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Don't know.
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I thought the Dorking Satanists
met on Wednesdays.
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My God, you are going to murder me.
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No, um, but getting back
to what we were saying.
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I actually feel like Sami's changed my life
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for the better, actually.
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I mean, he's made me realise what
a wonderful family you both are,
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you and John.
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Especially you.
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And I've also realised how close
I came to messing that up...
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and I don't want to do that again.
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So...
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with that in mind...
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- God...
- Katy...
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will you marry me?
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Of course I fucking won't.
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- I'm sorry, what?
- Do you know what?
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This is typical you.
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We were doing so well, taking things
slowly and you've got to ruin it.
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I wanted to let you know I'm here to stay.
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Stop locking the toilet door,
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top up the rinse aid, don't do this.
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- What the fuck's this?
- No, no, no, no, no, no.
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That is just perfect.
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Please, Yasmine, my interview is tomorrow.
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I have been trying all weekend.
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Please let me know you are OK.
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This feels like when you were lost.
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I don't want to lose you again.
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I don't want to lose you again.
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Substantive interview?
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Yes.
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Sami, Syria.
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Amir, Iran.
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Looking very Christian today, Amir.
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I am Christian.
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Ask me favourite pop singer.
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- Who's your fav...
- Cliff Richard.
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You were Christian in Iran.
That can't be easy.
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No, no.
I arrive in UK,
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then, praise God,
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I discover Jesus.
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Church baptizes me.
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My faith is now Church of England.
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This sadly means if I go back
to Iran, I will be persecuted.
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With a heavy heart, I must stay here.
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- Did you convert...?
- Ask me my favourite cathedral.
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- What is your favo...
- Hereford Cathedral.
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You think I will say St Paul's Cathedral?
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No, no, Hereford Cathedral.
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This beautiful building is home
to a community
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that has worshipped together
for over 1,300 years.
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- Are you quoting from the website?
- No.
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The cathedral is open daily from...
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From 9:15 until evensong.
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- You are quoting from the website.
- No.
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Which you are warmly invited to attend.
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- Thank you.
- How to get to us?
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Come off at junction 4 on the M50.
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Well, that's me.
Good luck.
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You are Muslim?
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No.
I'm Christian too.
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Syrian Christian.
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Will you follow me, please?
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- Hello?
- Sami Ibrahim?
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Is he from Damascus?
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Yeah.
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I might have overreacted.
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Nope.
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You're right.
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I was a bit keen.
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Softly, softly, catchee monkey.
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Yes.
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- That was more Planet Of The Apes.
- Yes, it was.
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Shouldn't have tried.
266
00:16:36,011 --> 00:16:37,472
keep trying.
267
00:16:39,710 --> 00:16:41,270
Just give it a bit.
268
00:16:45,550 --> 00:16:47,945
Come on, shall we go home and wait for him?
269
00:16:57,590 --> 00:16:59,360
Was it expensive?
270
00:16:59,670 --> 00:17:00,945
Well...
271
00:17:01,670 --> 00:17:05,390
- it depends what you call expensive.
- Where did you buy it from?
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00:17:06,363 --> 00:17:07,670
Pret a Manger.
273
00:17:35,318 --> 00:17:36,750
Quite a read, isn't it?
274
00:17:39,270 --> 00:17:41,470
Wait till you see what
happens in the sequel.
275
00:17:44,877 --> 00:17:48,157
Protest at Damascus University
in April 2011.
276
00:17:48,910 --> 00:17:51,920
11th April, yes, in Baramkeh.
277
00:17:52,046 --> 00:17:56,046
I... I was there.
Early. Small protest.
278
00:17:56,172 --> 00:17:57,617
I was detained, beaten.
279
00:17:57,743 --> 00:17:59,703
Yes, you've given us that information.
280
00:18:00,815 --> 00:18:04,682
Nearly lunchtime.
Let's not jeopardise our appetites.
281
00:18:06,762 --> 00:18:08,062
What are you having?
282
00:18:09,751 --> 00:18:11,550
- Sorry?
- For lunch?
283
00:18:13,289 --> 00:18:14,849
Um, sandwich.
284
00:18:23,630 --> 00:18:24,870
Cheese and pickle?
285
00:18:27,508 --> 00:18:29,064
I might go Indian.
286
00:18:29,190 --> 00:18:33,025
New tiffin place down the road,
quite fancy it, but Indian for lunch...
287
00:18:33,150 --> 00:18:35,213
Seems risky somehow, Indian for lunch.
288
00:18:35,339 --> 00:18:38,564
Like one is playing with fire, both...
289
00:18:38,690 --> 00:18:40,439
metaphorically...
290
00:18:40,918 --> 00:18:42,118
and anally.
291
00:18:43,869 --> 00:18:46,754
- Yes.
- Your wife and child are in Berlin?
292
00:18:46,880 --> 00:18:48,028
Pretty.
293
00:18:48,154 --> 00:18:51,065
And they will join you here pending
a successful application?
294
00:18:51,190 --> 00:18:52,585
- Pending?
- In the event of.
295
00:18:52,710 --> 00:18:54,745
Yes, I hope so.
296
00:18:54,870 --> 00:18:58,465
- Hope so?
- I mean, yes, probably.
297
00:18:58,590 --> 00:18:59,905
Trouble in paradise?
298
00:19:00,030 --> 00:19:02,225
It's hard trying to get everybody
together in one place.
299
00:19:02,428 --> 00:19:05,315
I agree. I took my family
to Chessington last weekend.
300
00:19:05,441 --> 00:19:07,225
Nearly had to call the fucking Red Cross.
301
00:19:07,350 --> 00:19:08,801
Christian.
302
00:19:08,927 --> 00:19:10,896
- You're a Syrian Christian?
- Yes.
303
00:19:11,022 --> 00:19:13,422
How vivid.
Been to some nice churches here?
304
00:19:14,910 --> 00:19:17,642
- Sorry?
- You're Christian. You will have visited a church.
305
00:19:18,768 --> 00:19:20,665
To be honest...
306
00:19:20,790 --> 00:19:22,557
I've lost my faith a little bit.
307
00:19:22,683 --> 00:19:23,985
Lost it?
308
00:19:24,110 --> 00:19:27,505
Yes, it's not much room
for God on a leaky dinghy.
309
00:19:27,630 --> 00:19:30,991
So you had a Road to Damascus moment
on the road from Damascus?
310
00:19:31,733 --> 00:19:33,364
I suppose so.
311
00:19:33,858 --> 00:19:35,230
That's convenient.
312
00:19:42,390 --> 00:19:43,872
Hereford Cathedral.
313
00:19:44,680 --> 00:19:46,050
I'm sorry?
314
00:19:46,176 --> 00:19:48,661
I've been to Hereford Cathedral.
315
00:19:49,425 --> 00:19:53,925
People have been going there
for 1,300 years.
316
00:19:54,460 --> 00:19:56,785
You take the M50 junction.
317
00:19:56,910 --> 00:20:00,341
I said "The road to Damascus" earlier.
Did you understand what that meant?
318
00:20:00,564 --> 00:20:02,548
- I think so.
- It's from the New Testament.
319
00:20:02,830 --> 00:20:05,308
A disciple travelled
from Jerusalem to Damascus
320
00:20:05,434 --> 00:20:08,029
- and the Lord appeared to him in a vision.
- Yes.
321
00:20:08,365 --> 00:20:09,738
Which disciple?
322
00:20:13,488 --> 00:20:15,462
- Saul.
- Paul.
323
00:20:16,211 --> 00:20:17,411
With a P.
324
00:20:18,910 --> 00:20:20,945
Let's see what other parts
of the Bible we don't know.
325
00:20:21,070 --> 00:20:22,652
Ten Commandments.
I'll start.
326
00:20:22,778 --> 00:20:24,624
Thou shalt not lie.
327
00:20:29,066 --> 00:20:30,579
Thou shalt not commit adultery.
328
00:20:30,705 --> 00:20:32,065
Keep the Sabbath day holy.
329
00:20:33,816 --> 00:20:35,043
No graven images.
330
00:20:35,169 --> 00:20:36,410
Thou shalt not kill.
331
00:20:38,038 --> 00:20:40,316
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's goods.
332
00:20:40,479 --> 00:20:41,745
Thou shalt not steal.
333
00:20:41,871 --> 00:20:44,157
Thou shalt not covet thy
neighbour's wife.
334
00:20:45,468 --> 00:20:46,679
For God's sake.
335
00:20:46,805 --> 00:20:49,320
Thou shalt not take the Lord's name in vain.
336
00:20:51,417 --> 00:20:53,044
Cocky bastard.
337
00:20:53,713 --> 00:20:56,071
Though shalt honour thy mother and father...
338
00:20:57,230 --> 00:20:58,719
and Bob is your uncle.
339
00:20:58,845 --> 00:21:00,290
I make that ten.
340
00:21:02,828 --> 00:21:05,025
That disciple on the way to Damascus,
341
00:21:05,150 --> 00:21:09,161
he changed his name to Paul,
but when it happened it was Saul...
342
00:21:09,750 --> 00:21:11,323
with an S.
343
00:21:11,510 --> 00:21:14,990
All these foreigners
with their different names.
344
00:21:16,080 --> 00:21:18,549
Do we have anything further to discuss?
345
00:21:21,348 --> 00:21:23,635
I think we're done here.
Thank you.
346
00:21:26,296 --> 00:21:27,870
Will you follow me, please?
347
00:21:37,409 --> 00:21:38,964
I'm sorry.
348
00:21:39,184 --> 00:21:40,379
I was disrespectful.
349
00:21:40,505 --> 00:21:43,037
You can go, Mr Ibrahim.
350
00:21:44,936 --> 00:21:46,211
Did I pass?
351
00:21:46,337 --> 00:21:49,424
You shall be notified in due course.
352
00:22:08,482 --> 00:22:13,198
_
353
00:22:13,986 --> 00:22:16,854
_
354
00:22:17,924 --> 00:22:21,347
_
355
00:22:21,540 --> 00:22:23,106
_
356
00:22:23,287 --> 00:22:26,829
_
357
00:22:27,398 --> 00:22:30,849
_
358
00:22:31,515 --> 00:22:34,149
_
359
00:22:34,274 --> 00:22:39,413
_
360
00:22:40,230 --> 00:22:42,277
Yeah, we've always been your second choice.
361
00:22:42,434 --> 00:22:43,649
_
362
00:22:43,781 --> 00:22:46,114
_
363
00:22:46,239 --> 00:22:47,909
_
364
00:22:48,035 --> 00:22:50,032
I'm done running, I'm done, done.
365
00:22:51,343 --> 00:22:53,523
- I'm done too.
- What do you mean?
366
00:22:53,849 --> 00:22:55,416
Don't come here.
367
00:22:56,113 --> 00:22:57,753
I need space.
368
00:22:58,864 --> 00:23:00,304
Yasmine?
369
00:23:02,617 --> 00:23:04,017
Hello?
Yasmine.
370
00:23:07,070 --> 00:23:09,025
Congratulations.
371
00:23:09,150 --> 00:23:10,407
The wanderer returns.
372
00:23:10,533 --> 00:23:13,145
- Come in, come here.
- We feel like we've been
373
00:23:13,270 --> 00:23:15,258
- waiting for ages.
- We've got a surprise for you.
374
00:23:15,384 --> 00:23:19,425
We made Baba ghanoush and it's really
disgusting, but you need to try it.
375
00:23:19,550 --> 00:23:21,758
- Now what's it made out of, come on, John?
- Come on.
376
00:23:21,884 --> 00:23:23,665
- Eggplants.
- We tried so hard.
377
00:23:23,790 --> 00:23:25,705
All the tahini, all the cumin.
378
00:23:25,830 --> 00:23:27,910
Lemons.
I had to get six lemons.
379
00:23:46,724 --> 00:23:51,324
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