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funky instrumental music playing
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Yeah
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Whoo!
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Yahhh
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[crowd cheering]
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‐ Okay, question:
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why is there such a stigma
around being single?
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I mean, we're born alone.
We're gonna die alone.
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Even when you're with someone,
you're alone, right?
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I mean, this is all pretty basic stuff,
philosophically speaking.
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I'm just saying, as a single person,
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it's honestly pretty great.
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‐ Hey, these guys are so cool.
‐ I know.
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We're just friends.
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Don't get me wrong,
Clyde's, he's great, you know,
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but, you know, Clyde's like...
riding a bicycle.
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Right? You know?
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Sure it's good for you.
Sure it's fun, you know,
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maybe more fun than
you thought it would be.
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But, you know, bicycles are just,
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they're‐‐ they can be, there can be‐‐
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He listens to Phish, okay.
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I just, I can't.
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‐ Hey, you want to get another drink?
‐ Yeah.
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‐ So you like to cultivate a kind of
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eclectic musical experience
for yourself, huh?
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‐ I guess so. I just, you know,
like good music, so‐‐
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‐ Is there any music you don't like?
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‐ Phish.
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‐ Don't do that.
‐ I'm sorry, man.
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‐ You know how much that hurts.
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‐ Seventeen‐minute guitar solos
are not a thing.
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‐ It's not even music.
It's more of a state of being.
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Hey, you know I'm white, right?
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You know that, yeah?
‐ Okay.
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I gotta go.
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‐ Can I ask, is this because of Phish?
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‐ Yes. This is, I'm leaving
a hundred percent because of‐‐
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‐ Will I ever see you again?
‐ No.
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Um... no, I, I have to go.
‐ All right.
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‐ Glad you were in the hood.
‐ Yeah.
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‐ Glad you hit me up.
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‐ Mm‐hmm. I was over at the climbing gym.
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So I figured I'd‐‐
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Don't laugh.
‐ Sorry.
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‐ Come on.
‐ I'm sorry.
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Um... so cool, yeah,
if you're back in the hood, um‐‐
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‐ Okay.
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‐ Buying Birkenstocks or whatever
you want to do,
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um, hit me again.
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‐ Yeah, I will. Or you could hit me.
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‐ I hit you.
‐ No, you‐‐
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No, I hit you and then we hang out.
Which is great.
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‐ No. I hit you the other day.
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I was like "What's up?" Yes!
‐ No.
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Look, you hit me in reference
to a voicemail
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with which I had hit you
with the previous day.
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‐ No, I hit you!
‐ That's not true!
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‐ Oh, my God.
‐ Why does this feel violent? I‐‐
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‐ All right.
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All right, I'll look into it.
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‐ Okay.
‐ I will hit you.
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Bye.
‐ Bye!
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The Beta Band's Dry the Rain playing
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Walked in the corner of the room
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‐ What'd you get up to last night?
‐ Um, nothing.
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Saw a show with a friend. Got some drinks.
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‐ That's like the opposite of nothing.
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[doorbell tinkles]
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‐ 'Sup, prodigies.
SHANE: Hey, Rob.
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Cool if we borrow some wax today?
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‐ Yeah. Help yourself.
‐ The fuck?
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Dry the Rain playing on speakers
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‐ Who is this?
CHERISE: [mockingly] Who is this?
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‐ It's The Beta Band.
‐ It's tight.
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‐ I know.
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‐ Hey, look at this.
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"Aretha meets Ann Wilson."
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PEACHY: Is that Cherise?
SHANE: Hey,
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is this you?
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‐ Yeah.
‐ Would you wanna jam with us sometime?
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Our singer just got accepted
to Sarah Lawrence.
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‐ Ye‐‐ Yeah.
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Maybe.
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I'll think about it.
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PEACHY: Well, stop by the warehouse
sometime if you want.
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‐ All right, mama, I'll let you know.
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‐ Oh, man.
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This... this takes me way back.
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Did I ever tell you about
the time that I met
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Anthony Kiedis?
‐ Yes.
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‐ No, not the Lollapalooza time
you're thinking of.
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‐ The second time.
‐ Yeah, no, you've told me.
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‐ When I was supposed
to interview him for Stereogum?
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You know I used to be
a music journalist, right?
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‐ You've mentioned that.
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‐ Kiedis shows up just wasted.
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And, like, two hours late.
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But you know what the best part was? He‐‐
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‐ Said he remembered you
from Lollapalooza.
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‐ Yes!
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But the reason that he remembered me‐‐
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SIMON: Because of the hat.
‐ Yes, my fuckin' fedora.
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Can you believe that shit?
‐ I can.
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‐ Hey.
How much for this limited edition Hurley?
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‐ The answer you seek is hidden
behind the number
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on the price tag.
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Keyword: price tag.
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MAN: This, this side?
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‐ Yo, Cam.
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Is that The Hammer?
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It is, right?
‐ Holy shit!
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The Hammer?
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‐ Whoa!
Cameron!
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What's up?
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‐ Ohh!
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‐ What are you doing here, man?
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‐ Man, this is my sister's shop!
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‐ Is that Rob?
Man, it's been forever.
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‐ 'Sup, Hammer.
‐ Oh‐ho‐ho. Mmm.
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‐ So what's been going on?
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‐ Oh, just traveling a ton, you know.
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I've been working
a B cam on this food show.
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We were in Tokyo for a week,
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then Amsterdam.
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Huh? Yeah, he knows.
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Flew in from Berlin this morning.
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Now we're here for a few days.
You ever go to Berlin?
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‐ Yeah, yeah, uh, it's been a minute.
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‐ Yeah, so what about you, man?
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How's the whole
impending parenthood thing?
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‐ It's dope.
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It's dope. Everything's dope.
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‐ Yo, did you hear Ned Deetch had a kid?
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‐ No way! How's he doing?
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‐ Uhh... he seems fine on Instagram.
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‐ What, you gonna hit him up?
‐ Nah!
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He's... he's probably got his hands full.
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[laughing]
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‐ Yeah, right.
‐ Yo,
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you wanna hit the Allied for a bit?
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‐ You know what? Yeah.
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Fuck yeah. Let's get drunk.
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Yeah.
‐ Yeah.
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Roberto?
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‐ I'd love to. But, you know,
I got kids to feed.
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THE HAMMER:
Do you, though?
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Aside from him.
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‐ You guys have fun.
THE HAMMER: You're killin' me.
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I'm literally dead.
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‐ Bye, Cam.
[Rob chuckles]
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Anything here‐‐
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‐ I don't think so.
[doorbell tinkles]
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‐ Yeah, me, neither.
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Best record store in Brooklyn.
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[The Hammer laughs]
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Come on.
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CHERISE: So what's hot
for tonight, "Roberto"?
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‐ Um, no plans. Gonna chill at home,
have some "me" time.
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‐ Oh! Well, I never! "Me time."
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‐ Top Five Songs About Me Time!
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‐ Umm‐‐
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Okay. I Touch Myself by the Divinyls.
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‐ It's a little on the nose for you,
but I'll allow it.
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Uh... My Ding‐A‐Ling, Chuck Berry.
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‐ Okay.
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ROB:
Cyndi Lauper, She Bop.
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‐ Uh, Dancing With Myself, Billy Idol.
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And‐‐
‐ Uh... oh, okay, I got it.
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Um, All By Myself by Celine Dion.
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‐ First of all, that's originally
by Eric Carmen
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and secondly, it's not
a song about masturbation.
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‐ Or is it?
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‐ I mean, I'm pretty sure it's all about
how she doesn't want to be
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all by herself, you know, anymore.
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‐ Exactly. Because she's tired
of jacking it.
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She needs some of that real good dick!
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‐ Violent Femmes, Blister in the Sun.
[cell phone buzzing]
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‐ Holy shit! That's what
that song is about, yo?
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‐ Mm‐hmm.
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‐ But wait, why does he want
to do it in the sun?
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He don't wanna beat
that shit off in the shade?
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‐ Oh, boy.
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‐ What's up?
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‐ My very special brother
who is still at The Allied
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just group texted
like seventeen thousand people
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telling them to go there
for his "Last Hurrah."
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‐ Ooh! That's dark.
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‐ Little bit, yeah.
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‐ Hey, Rob, what do you think
of this shirt?
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CHERISE:
Yo, I like it. It makes a statement.
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It's like, "Hey,
my stepdaughter's teenage friends,
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"I, too, am cool
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and enjoy rock and roll music."
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‐ I was asking Rob.
‐ I don't care!
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‐ I like it.
‐ Really?
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‐ Yeah. I also liked it yesterday.
And the day before that.
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CHERISE: Ohh!
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You're fucking dirty.
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‐ Why do you care what I think
about your shirt all of a sudden?
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‐ Nothing. Just forget it.
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‐ All right.
Um, hey, who wants to go to a
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"Last Hurrah"?
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‐ Yeah, no, I gotta go, uh,
to the warehouse
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to see if I can teach these kids
some shiz, you know.
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‐ Oh, you gonna go "jam," Cherise?
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‐ Oh. No. No, no, no.
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I'm just gonna, you know,
talk to 'em or whatever.
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They're like little cute little
fuckin' babies over there.
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You know, I'll just be like, you know,
"Don't quit. Keep your head up."
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That kind of stuff.
Whatever, whatever. Blah‐blah‐blah‐blah.
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‐ All right. Simon, let's go.
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Sim‐on?
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Simon.
‐ Hmm.
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Last hurrah.
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‐ Oh‐‐
‐ Allied. Let's go.
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No. Cameron and
the mid‐life crisis brigade
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slamming vodka shots
and, like, close‐talking at me?
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‐ Come on, it won't be that bad.
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‐ I, I would, literally,
rather listen to Creed.
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‐ Whoa!
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All right. I hear you.
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Um... cool.
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See you guys later.
‐ All right, y'all. Peace out.
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‐ All right.
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‐ Cameron Brooks.
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He was a good man.
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WOMAN: Yeah.
‐ An honest man.
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A man on whom I could always rely...
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to have some dank‐ass weed!
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‐ Yes, that is true.
[laughter]
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WOMAN: And so I was saddened,
as many of you were,
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to hear of his apparent passing.
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That's right.
He's dead now.
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Rest in peace, ya bitch!
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[all cheering]
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‐ Oh! Roberto is here!
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My life is made!
‐ Hey!
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THE HAMMER:
Bartender! Signori!
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Drei whiskey, bitte,
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danke, for my three best friends.
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‐ He's bad at counting.
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Oh, my God.
‐ Yeah.
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‐ Rob.
‐ Mm‐hmm.
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‐ I am so glad that you're here.
251
00:08:47,277 --> 00:08:48,237
‐ What's going, what's going on?
252
00:08:48,237 --> 00:08:51,367
‐ I have realized that my life is... over.
253
00:08:51,365 --> 00:08:51,905
Very soon.
254
00:08:52,491 --> 00:08:53,701
You know, very soon.
255
00:08:54,284 --> 00:08:56,954
And so this, all this, this is, uh,
256
00:08:57,412 --> 00:08:58,792
my Last Hurrah.
257
00:08:58,789 --> 00:09:00,079
You know? Look.
258
00:09:00,082 --> 00:09:01,672
See? It's official.
259
00:09:01,667 --> 00:09:03,667
‐ Wow.
‐ Now, Rob, question for you.
260
00:09:03,669 --> 00:09:07,049
Is your cute friend
from the record store also coming?
261
00:09:07,047 --> 00:09:09,087
‐ Cherise?
‐ Yes.
262
00:09:09,091 --> 00:09:10,761
‐ No. No.
263
00:09:10,759 --> 00:09:11,839
‐ Oh, I don't care.
264
00:09:12,761 --> 00:09:15,891
‐ Hey, is your cute wife
from your house coming?
265
00:09:15,889 --> 00:09:17,099
‐ Oh. Mmm.
266
00:09:17,599 --> 00:09:18,769
Put your brakes on.
267
00:09:18,767 --> 00:09:20,267
BOTH:
Mm, mm, mm, mm.
268
00:09:20,269 --> 00:09:21,139
CAMERON:
Don't do that.
269
00:09:21,144 --> 00:09:24,194
So, I did a full jukebox takeover.
270
00:09:24,189 --> 00:09:26,359
The complete and unabridged soundtrack
271
00:09:26,358 --> 00:09:27,818
of my previous life.
MAN: What's up, Cam?
272
00:09:28,318 --> 00:09:30,148
‐ Now, Rob, have I ever told you
273
00:09:30,153 --> 00:09:33,123
about the time I got kicked out
of Daniel Day‐Lewis' birthday.
274
00:09:33,115 --> 00:09:34,615
If you're under 75‐‐
275
00:09:34,616 --> 00:09:36,576
‐ Fuck! You invited Mac?
‐ Hmm?
276
00:09:36,577 --> 00:09:38,077
‐ Mac is here?
277
00:09:38,620 --> 00:09:39,620
CAMERON:
Oh, yeah.
278
00:09:40,163 --> 00:09:41,163
Yeah.
279
00:09:42,124 --> 00:09:43,964
Okay.
Full disclosure.
280
00:09:44,626 --> 00:09:45,836
I am very high right now.
281
00:09:45,836 --> 00:09:49,166
I will probably be doing some
very questionable things this evening.
282
00:09:49,173 --> 00:09:49,923
‐ So questionable.
283
00:09:49,923 --> 00:09:52,433
‐ And, also, you know whose team I'm on.
284
00:09:52,426 --> 00:09:54,426
‐ Yes.
‐ It's team R‐O‐B, baby.
285
00:09:54,428 --> 00:09:55,638
THE HAMMER:
It's team R‐O‐B.
286
00:09:55,637 --> 00:09:57,217
‐ That guy's been here
since the beginning.
287
00:09:57,222 --> 00:09:59,392
I mean, it's only fitting that I step up
288
00:09:59,391 --> 00:10:01,101
and be the bigger man, so that's what‐‐
289
00:10:01,101 --> 00:10:03,771
‐ [scoffs] Yeah, this is a real
big boy party you got here, big man.
290
00:10:03,770 --> 00:10:05,810
‐ Well, what do you want me to do,
kick him out, okay?
291
00:10:05,814 --> 00:10:07,364
‐ No, no.
‐ No. Right?
292
00:10:07,357 --> 00:10:10,607
So just fuckin' take a shot. Boom.
293
00:10:10,611 --> 00:10:12,401
Who loves you? It's me.
294
00:10:13,197 --> 00:10:14,317
‐ Oh, hey!
295
00:10:14,323 --> 00:10:15,703
[indiscernible conversation]
296
00:10:15,699 --> 00:10:17,159
CAMERON:
And now we're cool.
297
00:10:20,913 --> 00:10:21,913
[exhales sharply]
298
00:10:23,123 --> 00:10:25,043
‐ Hey, Sammy, what's up, man?
‐ What's happening?
299
00:10:25,042 --> 00:10:26,172
‐ Got an extra one of those?
300
00:10:26,168 --> 00:10:27,378
‐ For you, baby.
‐ Thank you.
301
00:10:29,254 --> 00:10:30,594
SAMMY:
You outta here?
302
00:10:30,589 --> 00:10:31,839
‐ Yeah, I gotta jet, man.
‐ Do your thing.
303
00:10:31,840 --> 00:10:32,880
‐ Good to see you.
‐ Rob?
304
00:10:33,634 --> 00:10:34,974
Hi.
305
00:10:34,968 --> 00:10:36,798
I'm Lily. I'm Mac's fiancée?
306
00:10:37,721 --> 00:10:39,641
‐ Hi. Yeah, hi.
‐ Hey.
307
00:10:40,098 --> 00:10:41,928
I just wanted to say hi
and introduce myself.
308
00:10:41,934 --> 00:10:43,774
‐ Yeah, yeah, it's, uh,
it's nice to meet you.
309
00:10:45,103 --> 00:10:46,613
You fucking bitch.
310
00:10:51,610 --> 00:10:53,070
‐ I'm Lily. I'm Mac's fiancée?
311
00:10:53,820 --> 00:10:56,820
‐ I, uh, I like your shoes.
‐ Oh! Thank you.
312
00:10:56,823 --> 00:10:59,203
‐ You gonna be able to run in those?
‐ What?
313
00:11:00,786 --> 00:11:02,616
‐ Don't come back, you fuckin' bitch!
314
00:11:02,621 --> 00:11:04,081
I'll fuckin' gouge your fuckin' eyes out!
315
00:11:05,457 --> 00:11:06,917
‐ I'm Lily. I'm Mac's fiancée?
316
00:11:08,126 --> 00:11:09,166
[Lily screams]
317
00:11:10,170 --> 00:11:11,090
‐ You bitch!
318
00:11:14,049 --> 00:11:15,509
‐ I'm Lily. I'm Mac's fiancée?
319
00:11:18,095 --> 00:11:19,595
‐ Hi. Hey. Yeah.
320
00:11:19,596 --> 00:11:22,386
Um, congratulations on the... thing.
321
00:11:22,391 --> 00:11:23,521
‐ Thanks.
322
00:11:23,934 --> 00:11:25,984
Look, I was just‐‐ I wanted to say
323
00:11:25,978 --> 00:11:27,938
I, I really hope you're not leaving
on our account.
324
00:11:28,397 --> 00:11:30,897
I mean, we could totally go
if you're at all uncomfortable.
325
00:11:31,358 --> 00:11:32,478
These are your people, you know?
326
00:11:32,484 --> 00:11:35,034
‐ Pff. No, no, I'm,
I'm totally comfortable.
327
00:11:35,028 --> 00:11:37,198
I was just actually making a phone call.
328
00:11:37,614 --> 00:11:38,624
Yeah.
329
00:11:38,615 --> 00:11:40,445
I, I can't leave my brother
in there alone, you know.
330
00:11:40,450 --> 00:11:42,620
He's, uh... incredibly irresponsible.
331
00:11:42,619 --> 00:11:43,949
Makes horrible life choices.
332
00:11:44,371 --> 00:11:46,001
‐ Okay. Good. I'm glad.
333
00:11:46,456 --> 00:11:48,876
Look, I know that this is
a little bit weird,
334
00:11:48,876 --> 00:11:51,706
but I was just thinking
maybe we could all drink
335
00:11:51,712 --> 00:11:52,632
until it's not weird.
336
00:11:52,629 --> 00:11:53,799
I don't know. What do you think?
337
00:11:54,256 --> 00:11:55,336
First round on me?
338
00:11:55,340 --> 00:11:57,340
‐ Yeah. Yeah! Sounds great.
339
00:11:57,342 --> 00:11:58,342
‐ Awesome.
340
00:11:58,343 --> 00:11:59,723
All right. See you in there.
341
00:11:59,720 --> 00:12:00,680
‐ See you in there.
342
00:12:02,431 --> 00:12:03,891
What the fuck is her problem?
343
00:12:05,601 --> 00:12:07,901
[exhales heavily]
Okay, I need backup.
344
00:12:12,774 --> 00:12:14,234
[line ringing]
[clears throat]
345
00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:15,824
SIMON: [voicemail]
Uh, hey, you got Simon.
346
00:12:15,819 --> 00:12:18,159
Um, nobody calls anybody no more.
347
00:12:18,155 --> 00:12:19,815
Just, just send me a text‐‐
348
00:12:21,825 --> 00:12:23,485
[line ringing]
349
00:12:23,493 --> 00:12:25,203
CHERISE: [voicemail]
You out here calling my phone,
350
00:12:25,204 --> 00:12:26,374
worried about what I'm doing‐‐
351
00:12:26,371 --> 00:12:27,711
‐ You got to be kidding me.
352
00:12:33,420 --> 00:12:34,250
[line rings]
353
00:12:36,256 --> 00:12:38,216
‐ A little warning, is all I'm saying.
354
00:12:38,217 --> 00:12:39,757
A little warning
would have been nice, dude.
355
00:12:39,760 --> 00:12:42,510
CAM: Yeah. Well, you don't
need warning, okay. Look at you.
356
00:12:42,513 --> 00:12:44,263
You're a boss.
357
00:12:44,264 --> 00:12:45,644
‐ I'm sorry. I think I do need warning.
358
00:12:45,641 --> 00:12:48,351
I'm in flats and Mac's with fuckin'
Andre the Giant's hot cousin.
359
00:12:48,352 --> 00:12:49,772
Hey.
MAC: Hey, Rob.
360
00:12:49,770 --> 00:12:51,190
Thought I might run into you here.
361
00:12:51,188 --> 00:12:52,808
‐ Yes, yes, you‐‐
362
00:12:52,814 --> 00:12:54,194
Because I'm an alcoholic.
363
00:12:54,191 --> 00:12:56,031
Whoo!
[laughter]
364
00:12:56,026 --> 00:12:57,236
THE HAMMER:
We all are.
365
00:12:57,611 --> 00:12:58,991
‐ No, I mean, you know, it's Cam's thing,
366
00:12:58,987 --> 00:13:00,857
and you're his sister, so‐‐
367
00:13:01,281 --> 00:13:04,121
‐ Right. Yes, that is also a reason
why I would‐‐
368
00:13:04,743 --> 00:13:06,043
Yep.
MAC: Mm‐hmm.
369
00:13:06,036 --> 00:13:07,326
Can I sit down?
370
00:13:07,788 --> 00:13:09,248
‐ Yeah. For sure.
371
00:13:09,248 --> 00:13:11,418
CAMERON:
Ah, Mac. Cheers it up.
372
00:13:11,416 --> 00:13:12,956
You want, uh, you want another one?
373
00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:14,210
‐ No, I'm good, I'm good.
374
00:13:14,211 --> 00:13:15,421
‐ I'm good too.
375
00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:17,129
‐ Great.
376
00:13:21,093 --> 00:13:22,933
How you doing?
‐ 'Sup?
377
00:13:23,303 --> 00:13:24,853
‐ You good?
‐ Mm‐hmm.
378
00:13:24,847 --> 00:13:26,307
Yeah, I'm good.
‐ Mm‐hmm.
379
00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:28,176
‐ How are you?
‐ Yeah, I'm fine, I just, uh‐‐
380
00:13:28,183 --> 00:13:29,183
‐ Hey.
‐ Hey.
381
00:13:29,184 --> 00:13:30,314
‐ Hi.
‐ You're back.
382
00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:31,480
‐ I'm, I'm back.
383
00:13:32,187 --> 00:13:34,107
‐ For you.
‐ Oh, thank you.
384
00:13:34,940 --> 00:13:36,070
‐ Whiskey neat, right?
385
00:13:36,066 --> 00:13:37,606
‐ Yes, that is, that's my drink.
386
00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:38,991
Thank you.
387
00:13:39,987 --> 00:13:41,567
‐ Cheers.
‐ Cheers.
388
00:13:41,572 --> 00:13:42,572
‐ Cheers.
[bottles clink]
389
00:13:44,116 --> 00:13:46,026
‐ Mm, I love your shirt, by the way.
390
00:13:47,536 --> 00:13:49,076
‐ Oh, thanks. Thank you.
391
00:13:49,580 --> 00:13:50,830
I love your sweatshirt.
392
00:13:51,582 --> 00:13:52,542
‐ Thank you.
393
00:13:52,916 --> 00:13:54,456
I didn't know we were going out
394
00:13:54,459 --> 00:13:58,589
and so I kind of had two big
Belgian waffles for dinner,
395
00:13:58,589 --> 00:14:00,219
so... here we are!
396
00:14:00,215 --> 00:14:01,465
‐ Right.
397
00:14:06,638 --> 00:14:08,218
‐ Hey, how's the store?
398
00:14:08,932 --> 00:14:10,182
‐ Oh, it's really good!
399
00:14:10,184 --> 00:14:11,394
Really good, you know.
MAC: That's good.
400
00:14:11,393 --> 00:14:13,103
‐ It's like it's busy. We're good.
401
00:14:13,937 --> 00:14:15,607
‐ Good.
‐ Yeah.
402
00:14:16,064 --> 00:14:18,074
‐ That's good.
‐ That's good.
403
00:14:18,483 --> 00:14:19,743
MAC:
I'm pleased to hear.
404
00:14:21,820 --> 00:14:22,860
‐ Hi.
405
00:14:22,863 --> 00:14:23,743
‐ Hey!
406
00:14:23,739 --> 00:14:24,819
Hi.
407
00:14:25,657 --> 00:14:26,987
How are you. Mm.
‐ Good.
408
00:14:29,411 --> 00:14:30,751
‐ I hit you up.
‐ Yeah.
409
00:14:30,746 --> 00:14:31,826
Yeah, you did.
[Rob chuckles]
410
00:14:31,830 --> 00:14:34,630
‐ Um, this is Clyde, you guys.
This is, um, Mac.
411
00:14:34,625 --> 00:14:37,495
And his... fiancée.
412
00:14:37,503 --> 00:14:39,343
‐ Oh. Hey, congrats.
MAC: Thank you.
413
00:14:39,338 --> 00:14:40,628
CLYDE: That's awesome.
‐ Thanks.
414
00:14:40,631 --> 00:14:41,921
‐ Thanks.
CLYDE: Cool.
415
00:14:42,674 --> 00:14:43,934
LILY:
So, Clyde.
416
00:14:43,926 --> 00:14:45,676
CLYDE: Yeah?
‐ Where are you coming from?
417
00:14:45,677 --> 00:14:47,047
‐ Oh, my climbing gym,
418
00:14:47,054 --> 00:14:48,314
just around the corner.
419
00:14:48,305 --> 00:14:49,215
Yeah.
420
00:14:49,223 --> 00:14:50,563
‐ Don't laugh at‐‐
‐ Sorry.
421
00:14:50,557 --> 00:14:51,847
‐ Yeah, don't have to‐‐
422
00:14:51,850 --> 00:14:53,060
‐ Oh, man, making me feel bad.
423
00:14:53,060 --> 00:14:55,060
I haven't signed up to the gym
since I've been back.
424
00:14:55,062 --> 00:14:56,402
‐ Well, don't feel bad on my account.
425
00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:58,686
I wasn't, uh, working out. Just over there
426
00:14:59,233 --> 00:15:00,323
doing some volunteering.
427
00:15:00,317 --> 00:15:02,147
‐ Well, thanks, now I feel even worse.
428
00:15:02,152 --> 00:15:03,862
‐ Sorry, man.
‐ He's joking.
429
00:15:03,862 --> 00:15:05,072
Sorry.
‐ Oh.
430
00:15:05,072 --> 00:15:06,572
‐ I'm not, I'm, uh‐‐
431
00:15:08,116 --> 00:15:10,446
I'm not‐‐ Sorry, I'm not joking. I, uh‐‐
432
00:15:11,578 --> 00:15:15,368
There's, it's free classes for these kids
who are, like, underprivileged youth.
433
00:15:15,374 --> 00:15:18,424
And they do it, uh, once a week,
but I go, like, twice a month
434
00:15:18,418 --> 00:15:20,088
to try to, like, you know, chip in.
435
00:15:20,087 --> 00:15:21,797
‐ Oh, I didn't, I didn't know that.
436
00:15:21,797 --> 00:15:23,877
‐ That's cool, man.
‐ That is so cool.
437
00:15:23,882 --> 00:15:25,382
‐ Thanks.
‐ That is really cool.
438
00:15:25,384 --> 00:15:26,304
‐ Yeah.
439
00:15:26,301 --> 00:15:30,311
It really... it started
as self‐serving act.
440
00:15:30,305 --> 00:15:32,385
‐ How is volunteering a self‐serving act?
441
00:15:32,391 --> 00:15:33,101
‐ Yeah.
442
00:15:33,100 --> 00:15:36,440
‐ Uh... I guess we're doing this.
443
00:15:36,687 --> 00:15:41,437
I, uh, I have a fear of... kids.
444
00:15:42,192 --> 00:15:43,152
They intimidate me.
445
00:15:43,151 --> 00:15:45,321
‐ You what? How do kids intimidate you?
446
00:15:45,320 --> 00:15:47,280
‐ Oh, I don't know, I just want them
to like me, a lot,
447
00:15:47,281 --> 00:15:49,701
and I try to impress them
and I kind of freeze up
448
00:15:49,700 --> 00:15:51,450
and then I try really hard
449
00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:54,251
and, uh, they, they can sense
450
00:15:54,246 --> 00:15:56,156
how thirsty I am for approval.
451
00:15:56,707 --> 00:15:59,247
And then I really go for it
452
00:15:59,251 --> 00:16:02,751
and spin out and it gets weird,
and... it's not good for anyone.
453
00:16:03,589 --> 00:16:05,969
So I'm coming off of that,
just really want‐‐
454
00:16:05,966 --> 00:16:07,046
‐ Do you want a drink?
‐ Uh, yes.
455
00:16:07,050 --> 00:16:08,550
‐ Yeah.
‐ Please, I would.
456
00:16:09,094 --> 00:16:10,054
Oh, man.
457
00:16:14,850 --> 00:16:17,440
‐ Man, that's, uh,
that's really cool of you, man.
458
00:16:17,436 --> 00:16:20,686
I, I've been meaning to do
something like that myself, you know.
459
00:16:20,689 --> 00:16:22,649
CLYDE: Yeah.
‐ Um, excuse me.
460
00:16:22,649 --> 00:16:26,239
You're very good at volunteering
the idea of volunteering.
461
00:16:26,987 --> 00:16:28,197
‐ He's been doing that forever, actually.
462
00:16:28,197 --> 00:16:29,777
‐ Hey!
‐ Hmm.
463
00:16:29,781 --> 00:16:31,911
‐ Ooh!
Tell me more.
464
00:16:31,909 --> 00:16:34,829
‐ What about that time when I,
when I volunteered for the marathon?
465
00:16:34,828 --> 00:16:36,288
‐ Oh, is that, is that what happened?
466
00:16:36,288 --> 00:16:37,578
‐ Yeah, in a way.
467
00:16:37,581 --> 00:16:39,081
‐ Oh, okay. Okay.
468
00:16:39,458 --> 00:16:41,788
'Cause what I remember happening is, um,
469
00:16:41,793 --> 00:16:45,303
you trying to steal the free Gatorade
and the actual volunteers yelling at you.
470
00:16:45,297 --> 00:16:46,167
‐ Yeah, well‐‐
471
00:16:46,173 --> 00:16:48,433
‐ And then didn't you panic and you
told them that you were in the marathon‐‐
472
00:16:48,425 --> 00:16:49,885
‐ Okay, okay. Let's get this straight‐‐
473
00:16:49,885 --> 00:16:52,295
‐ And then ran for three blocks in your
jeans so that they would believe you?
474
00:16:52,304 --> 00:16:53,514
Am I remembering that correctly?
475
00:16:53,514 --> 00:16:55,224
‐ Yes, I was dehydrated!
It was like 90 degrees!
476
00:16:55,224 --> 00:16:55,894
What do you want me to do?
477
00:16:55,891 --> 00:16:57,521
‐ He almost knocked over
a wheelchair racer.
478
00:16:57,518 --> 00:16:59,648
‐ Okay, yeah,
that I will take the blame for.
479
00:16:59,645 --> 00:17:01,305
‐ As you should!
‐ Yes. And I do!
480
00:17:01,313 --> 00:17:02,693
‐ Oh, do you?
‐ No, I don't, actually.
481
00:17:02,689 --> 00:17:03,769
ROB: Oh, my God.
‐ He was that wide!
482
00:17:03,774 --> 00:17:06,364
[overlapping argument]
483
00:17:06,360 --> 00:17:07,780
I'm gonna stop talking.
484
00:17:11,698 --> 00:17:12,698
Uhh!
485
00:17:13,283 --> 00:17:14,583
‐ Does anyone want another round?
486
00:17:15,035 --> 00:17:16,035
‐ Yes.
‐ Yeah.
487
00:17:16,036 --> 00:17:17,036
Mavis John's Use My Body playing
488
00:17:17,037 --> 00:17:19,077
We don't have to get down
489
00:17:19,081 --> 00:17:20,581
Just to get it on
490
00:17:21,124 --> 00:17:22,714
You know how to use
491
00:17:24,461 --> 00:17:26,051
My body
492
00:17:27,130 --> 00:17:28,220
Ow!
493
00:17:28,215 --> 00:17:32,335
494
00:17:37,057 --> 00:17:38,477
'Cause you got rhythm
495
00:17:39,685 --> 00:17:41,095
You got style
496
00:17:42,771 --> 00:17:43,981
That is why
497
00:17:45,065 --> 00:17:46,475
I like you
498
00:17:47,317 --> 00:17:50,317
499
00:17:56,827 --> 00:17:58,077
Ow!
500
00:18:01,915 --> 00:18:03,705
‐ Hey.
‐ Hey, you.
501
00:18:04,459 --> 00:18:07,169
‐ I was just trying to offset
the sweatshirt vibes a little bit.
502
00:18:07,171 --> 00:18:09,131
‐ Word. Word. I feel you.
503
00:18:09,131 --> 00:18:10,551
‐ Does it seem like I'm trying?
504
00:18:11,258 --> 00:18:12,258
‐ Annoyingly, no.
505
00:18:13,510 --> 00:18:15,720
‐ Hey, tonight's been kind of fun.
506
00:18:17,222 --> 00:18:19,932
‐ Yeah. Yeah, it's been,
it's been not bad.
507
00:18:20,392 --> 00:18:24,352
‐ I think it'd be cool if you
and I were able to, um,
508
00:18:25,272 --> 00:18:26,272
to be friends.
509
00:18:28,901 --> 00:18:29,741
‐ Fuck you!
510
00:18:30,152 --> 00:18:32,912
Yeah. Yeah, tha‐‐ that would be,
that would be cool.
511
00:18:33,488 --> 00:18:35,118
‐ You and Clyde are really cute
together, by the way.
512
00:18:35,115 --> 00:18:36,155
‐ Oh, that's not‐‐
513
00:18:36,158 --> 00:18:37,908
‐ No, no, no, I was just saying to Mac
514
00:18:37,910 --> 00:18:40,500
that we should, like,
all hang out together sometime.
515
00:18:40,495 --> 00:18:41,905
You know? Like, double‐date?
516
00:18:45,375 --> 00:18:47,995
‐ Yeah.
Yeah, that would be‐‐
517
00:18:48,670 --> 00:18:49,630
We'd love that.
518
00:18:50,631 --> 00:18:51,591
‐ Great.
519
00:18:53,467 --> 00:18:56,387
Okay. I'm committing.
‐ Looks good.
520
00:18:56,386 --> 00:18:57,636
‐ See you later.
‐ Yeah.
521
00:18:58,639 --> 00:19:00,389
All right, see you out there.
522
00:19:03,018 --> 00:19:04,438
What a fucking bitch.
523
00:19:04,436 --> 00:19:07,436
Luther Vandross' Never Too Much
playing on jukebox
524
00:19:08,565 --> 00:19:10,475
BOTH:
Ahhh!
525
00:19:10,484 --> 00:19:12,114
Hammer Slam!
526
00:19:12,110 --> 00:19:13,400
‐ Oh, boy.
‐ There it is.
527
00:19:13,403 --> 00:19:14,243
‐ There we go.
528
00:19:14,238 --> 00:19:16,488
‐ Let's go. Uh... we need to get some‐‐
529
00:19:16,490 --> 00:19:17,320
Hey!
530
00:19:17,991 --> 00:19:18,991
‐ Hey.
‐ Rob's friend.
531
00:19:18,992 --> 00:19:19,952
THE HAMMER:
Ohh!
532
00:19:19,952 --> 00:19:21,872
‐ There he is. Come on.
Do you Hammer Slam?
533
00:19:21,870 --> 00:19:23,410
‐ Uh... yeah, sure.
534
00:19:23,413 --> 00:19:24,833
What's, what's Hammer Slam?
535
00:19:24,831 --> 00:19:25,961
‐ Well, that's the Hammer.
536
00:19:25,958 --> 00:19:28,208
So when you see The Hammer, what you do is
537
00:19:28,210 --> 00:19:29,000
Hammer Slam.
538
00:19:29,002 --> 00:19:32,092
Or... anytime there's a new song,
539
00:19:33,215 --> 00:19:34,255
Hammer Slam.
540
00:19:35,050 --> 00:19:38,430
‐ Oh, so it... it's just never
not taking shots.
541
00:19:38,428 --> 00:19:39,718
‐ Yes.
‐ Yeah, okay, I got it.
542
00:19:39,721 --> 00:19:41,851
Yeah, I got it.
‐ What's your name?
543
00:19:41,849 --> 00:19:44,479
‐ Clyde.
‐ Hey, can I get a sloe gin fizz?
544
00:19:44,476 --> 00:19:47,896
‐ Whoa, God, no gin fizz.
545
00:19:47,896 --> 00:19:50,266
Trevor, Hammer Slam.
546
00:19:50,774 --> 00:19:51,864
So, we need shots.
547
00:19:51,859 --> 00:19:54,149
Forget about the sloe gin. None of that.
548
00:19:54,152 --> 00:19:56,362
‐ So you're having a baby.
That's huge.
549
00:19:56,363 --> 00:19:57,243
‐ Thank you, Clyde.
550
00:19:57,239 --> 00:19:58,409
‐ Yeah.
‐ Because,
551
00:19:59,283 --> 00:20:02,373
tonight is not about the future.
552
00:20:02,369 --> 00:20:05,539
Tonight is an homage to the past.
553
00:20:05,956 --> 00:20:09,586
Because I used to live a life
of freedom and spontaneity.
554
00:20:09,585 --> 00:20:11,415
‐ Sloe gin fizz. Please.
555
00:20:11,420 --> 00:20:13,380
‐ Sloe no gin fizz.
556
00:20:13,380 --> 00:20:14,550
‐ Fuck.
557
00:20:14,548 --> 00:20:17,508
‐ He needs to Google something else.
‐ That guy! God!
558
00:20:18,010 --> 00:20:19,010
[clears throat]
559
00:20:19,761 --> 00:20:20,851
‐ But all that's over now.
560
00:20:21,346 --> 00:20:22,346
You know why?
561
00:20:23,390 --> 00:20:25,560
'Cause no one calls Ned Deetch anymore.
562
00:20:26,018 --> 00:20:26,938
‐ Okay.
563
00:20:27,853 --> 00:20:29,483
‐ You know why? Because he had a baby!
564
00:20:30,355 --> 00:20:32,105
So, you feel me?
565
00:20:32,107 --> 00:20:33,317
‐ Yeah, yeah, I feel you.
566
00:20:34,568 --> 00:20:35,938
That sucks, man. I'm really sorry.
567
00:20:36,486 --> 00:20:39,736
‐ And, like, Rob's all bummed
'cause Mac broke off the engagement.
568
00:20:39,740 --> 00:20:42,530
And, like, I'm like she dodged a bullet
569
00:20:42,534 --> 00:20:44,164
and she wants to be mad at me?
570
00:20:45,204 --> 00:20:46,254
Right?
571
00:20:46,246 --> 00:20:49,206
Like... but she still has her freedom.
572
00:20:49,208 --> 00:20:50,998
She doesn't have a baby on the way.
573
00:20:51,001 --> 00:20:53,671
Like, fuck is she fucking problems about.
574
00:20:54,755 --> 00:20:57,835
‐ Um... yeah, I don't know, man.
575
00:20:59,676 --> 00:21:02,216
‐ Hey! There he is!
576
00:21:02,221 --> 00:21:04,521
That's my guy. There's a guy.
577
00:21:04,515 --> 00:21:05,385
‐ What's happening?
578
00:21:05,390 --> 00:21:08,350
And this is Mac. This is Clyme.
579
00:21:08,352 --> 00:21:11,062
‐ Hey, man.
‐ You guys, um, just be good friends,
580
00:21:11,063 --> 00:21:14,403
but you know I gotta do‐‐
'cause I'm feeling a little tipsy.
581
00:21:14,399 --> 00:21:16,359
So, we're gonna go to the bathroom
and hit it.
582
00:21:16,360 --> 00:21:18,860
Yeah, don't worry
This is the Last Hurrah.
583
00:21:18,862 --> 00:21:19,912
Let's go, Hammer.
‐ All right.
584
00:21:19,905 --> 00:21:21,525
CAMERON: You guys be friends.
‐ See you, Clop.
585
00:21:22,783 --> 00:21:24,703
MAC: Hey, man.
‐ Hey. Hey, guys.
586
00:21:24,701 --> 00:21:25,791
LILY: Hey!
‐ Whiskey.
587
00:21:25,786 --> 00:21:26,826
‐ Uh, bunch of it.
588
00:21:26,828 --> 00:21:28,618
Hey, let's do it, bud.
589
00:21:32,584 --> 00:21:34,344
‐ Oh, Rob.
‐ Hey!
590
00:21:34,336 --> 00:21:36,086
‐ I've been wanting
to talk to you because‐‐
591
00:21:36,088 --> 00:21:38,338
‐ If it's your idea
for dishwasher cabinets, you've told me.
592
00:21:38,340 --> 00:21:39,340
CAMERON:
No, no, no, no, no.
593
00:21:40,259 --> 00:21:41,469
‐ What's up?
‐ I mean, really,
594
00:21:41,468 --> 00:21:43,098
they get washed in the same place.
595
00:21:43,095 --> 00:21:44,215
‐ ...the same. It's really‐‐
596
00:21:44,221 --> 00:21:46,221
CAMERON: It's a good idea. Right?
‐ Mm‐hmm.
597
00:21:46,223 --> 00:21:48,313
‐ No, but what I wanted to say
was just, you know,
598
00:21:48,308 --> 00:21:50,388
I want to be a good man for Nikki.
ROB: I know.
599
00:21:50,394 --> 00:21:52,774
CAMERON: I love Nikki.
Have you ever thought about‐‐
600
00:21:52,771 --> 00:21:55,071
‐ Hey, The Hammer has
all your cocaine in the bathroom.
601
00:21:55,065 --> 00:21:56,315
He's gonna do all that shit
by himself, man.
602
00:21:56,316 --> 00:21:58,066
‐ No, he isn't.
‐ Get in there. Get in there.
603
00:22:02,531 --> 00:22:04,121
LILY: Hey!
CLYDE: Hi.
604
00:22:04,116 --> 00:22:06,236
‐ So, double‐date is on.
‐ Yeah.
605
00:22:06,827 --> 00:22:08,827
‐ Oh, well‐‐
‐ It sounds good.
606
00:22:08,829 --> 00:22:09,829
‐ Uh‐‐
‐ Right?
607
00:22:09,830 --> 00:22:11,160
'Cause I've been saying
we need more "couple friends."
608
00:22:12,416 --> 00:22:15,036
‐ Right.
Yeah. Yes. Cool.
609
00:22:16,086 --> 00:22:17,166
‐ What do we do?
610
00:22:17,171 --> 00:22:19,171
I've got cocaine
611
00:22:19,173 --> 00:22:20,133
‐ Craft night.
612
00:22:20,132 --> 00:22:21,682
Running around my brain
613
00:22:21,675 --> 00:22:22,625
‐ Bowling.
614
00:22:22,634 --> 00:22:23,974
Ooh, lot of cocaine
615
00:22:23,969 --> 00:22:24,759
Sushi?
616
00:22:24,761 --> 00:22:26,811
Running around my brain
617
00:22:26,805 --> 00:22:28,845
‐ Ahh, it's Clyde.
618
00:22:28,849 --> 00:22:30,639
And Mac and Rob.
619
00:22:30,642 --> 00:22:32,102
You guys,
620
00:22:32,102 --> 00:22:34,692
you guys were so worried this whole time
621
00:22:34,688 --> 00:22:36,108
about hanging out together.
622
00:22:36,106 --> 00:22:38,776
But, but then, but then, like, look.
We did it. Last Hurrah.
623
00:22:38,775 --> 00:22:40,815
And everybody's friends,
it's so good. And why?
624
00:22:40,819 --> 00:22:42,489
'Cause of you, man. You know it.
625
00:22:42,487 --> 00:22:44,237
‐ Hey, can I talk to you?
626
00:22:44,239 --> 00:22:45,409
‐ Right? What? No.
627
00:22:45,407 --> 00:22:46,367
‐ Yep.
‐ No.
628
00:22:46,366 --> 00:22:47,526
‐ Just a sec.
‐ We're doing the friendship‐‐
629
00:22:47,534 --> 00:22:49,494
ROB: Just one second.
‐ It's friends.
630
00:22:49,494 --> 00:22:50,834
It's friends.
‐ Cam,
631
00:22:50,829 --> 00:22:52,289
first of all‐‐
‐ What?
632
00:22:52,289 --> 00:22:53,579
You have cocaine all over your nose.
633
00:22:54,416 --> 00:22:56,626
Second of all,
don't you think you've had enough?
634
00:22:56,627 --> 00:22:57,877
‐ I think I've had not enough.
635
00:22:57,878 --> 00:22:58,838
Thank you very much.
‐ Cam. Cam.
636
00:22:58,837 --> 00:23:00,917
‐ No, what... what's your problem, dude?
637
00:23:00,923 --> 00:23:02,763
‐ You're fucked up, and you're making
everyone uncomfortable.
638
00:23:02,758 --> 00:23:05,678
‐ Maybe you're uncomfortable. As usual.
639
00:23:05,677 --> 00:23:09,177
But I'm pretty sure that "everybody"
are having a good time,
640
00:23:09,181 --> 00:23:11,021
thank you very much, Mrs. Grumpypants.
641
00:23:11,016 --> 00:23:11,926
‐ I'm not grumpy!
642
00:23:11,934 --> 00:23:14,484
I'm just trying to handle
the situation like an adult, okay?
643
00:23:15,020 --> 00:23:16,770
‐ Oh, you're an adult?
644
00:23:17,147 --> 00:23:19,107
'Cause you dress like a little boy.
[sniffles]
645
00:23:19,107 --> 00:23:20,937
‐ Look, just go home
to your pregnant wife.
646
00:23:20,943 --> 00:23:22,613
‐ Why don't you go home
to your pregnant wife?
647
00:23:22,611 --> 00:23:24,911
Oh, that's right.
You don't have a pregnant wife.
648
00:23:24,905 --> 00:23:27,735
Why? 'Cause every relationship
that you touch... turns to shit!
649
00:23:27,741 --> 00:23:29,791
'Cause you're like, "What happened
with me and Kat?
650
00:23:29,785 --> 00:23:31,495
And what went wrong with me and Justin?"
651
00:23:31,495 --> 00:23:33,535
Oh, "What happened with me and Mac
652
00:23:33,539 --> 00:23:35,079
who was perfect for me?"
653
00:23:35,457 --> 00:23:37,917
"I'm Rob and my whole life is, mmm, pain,
654
00:23:37,918 --> 00:23:39,628
and, bleh, problems."
655
00:23:39,628 --> 00:23:41,508
So, just quick math,
656
00:23:41,505 --> 00:23:43,125
maybe you're the problem.
657
00:23:44,216 --> 00:23:45,876
‐ You really suck right now,
you know that?
658
00:23:48,887 --> 00:23:50,967
‐ Yes, I do know that.
659
00:23:51,431 --> 00:23:53,271
‐ Oh, hey.
‐ Hey.
660
00:23:53,934 --> 00:23:55,274
‐ Roberto.
661
00:23:55,269 --> 00:23:56,939
‐ Where's, um, where'd Clyde go?
662
00:23:56,937 --> 00:23:59,017
‐ Oh, I think he just stepped out
to get some fresh air.
663
00:23:59,022 --> 00:24:00,152
‐ Yeah, I think.
664
00:24:01,191 --> 00:24:02,781
‐ I'm just gonna go check on him.
665
00:24:10,868 --> 00:24:13,038
Hey.
‐ Hey.
666
00:24:13,036 --> 00:24:14,156
‐ There you are.
‐ Yeah.
667
00:24:14,162 --> 00:24:15,162
Here I am.
668
00:24:17,833 --> 00:24:19,213
Ohh, just didn't want to, you know,
669
00:24:20,419 --> 00:24:21,549
did not want to be in there anymore.
670
00:24:22,546 --> 00:24:24,666
Here we are.
‐ I feel you, bro.
671
00:24:25,674 --> 00:24:26,724
It's weird in there.
672
00:24:27,467 --> 00:24:28,507
‐ Yes.
673
00:24:29,011 --> 00:24:30,601
For sure.
674
00:24:34,349 --> 00:24:36,389
‐ Hey, I should probably
tell you something, um...
675
00:24:39,313 --> 00:24:42,233
Me and that guy in there, Mac?
676
00:24:44,234 --> 00:24:46,034
We used to be engaged.
677
00:24:46,987 --> 00:24:48,067
So‐‐
678
00:24:49,364 --> 00:24:50,454
‐ Yeah, I know.
679
00:24:52,409 --> 00:24:53,619
Your brother told me.
680
00:24:54,494 --> 00:24:55,504
‐ Of course he did.
681
00:24:56,455 --> 00:24:58,535
‐ It was somewhere
in the middle of describing
682
00:24:58,540 --> 00:25:01,130
what a "Hammer Slam" is.
683
00:25:01,835 --> 00:25:05,505
And, uh, then Hammer smelling me.
684
00:25:06,548 --> 00:25:08,428
Uh, I think that's when I found out.
685
00:25:09,009 --> 00:25:10,089
So‐‐
686
00:25:11,553 --> 00:25:13,433
‐ Anyway, I'm sorry I didn't,
I didn't tell you.
687
00:25:13,430 --> 00:25:14,890
I just, it's all kinda
688
00:25:16,058 --> 00:25:17,138
hard to explain.
689
00:25:18,894 --> 00:25:20,694
‐ "Clyde, this is Mac.
690
00:25:22,105 --> 00:25:23,475
"We were engaged.
691
00:25:23,482 --> 00:25:24,532
Now we're not."
‐ Great.
692
00:25:24,525 --> 00:25:25,525
‐ Right?
‐ Yep. No.
693
00:25:25,526 --> 00:25:26,316
‐ You're not now?
‐ Mm‐hmm.
694
00:25:26,318 --> 00:25:27,778
No, we're not anymore.
‐ Oh, you're not.
695
00:25:27,778 --> 00:25:29,738
Okay.
‐ He's... he's engaged to someone else.
696
00:25:29,738 --> 00:25:31,408
‐ Right. And she knows that?
697
00:25:32,407 --> 00:25:34,117
She knows that... part?
698
00:25:35,410 --> 00:25:37,750
‐ Okay, yes. Now when you say it
that way, pretty simple.
699
00:25:37,746 --> 00:25:39,536
‐ Yeah.
‐ Pretty easy to explain.
700
00:25:42,751 --> 00:25:43,671
Tonight, no.
701
00:25:43,669 --> 00:25:46,049
‐ Yeah, hey, look, honestly,
702
00:25:47,047 --> 00:25:48,127
it's fine.
703
00:25:48,924 --> 00:25:49,934
It's fine.
704
00:25:50,759 --> 00:25:52,719
‐ Cool. So next time,
that's how I'll do it.
705
00:25:52,719 --> 00:25:54,759
‐ Next time. Great. Great!
706
00:25:54,763 --> 00:25:56,433
How many times have you been engaged?
707
00:25:57,558 --> 00:25:59,848
How many fake boyfriends do you have?
‐ Just you.
708
00:25:59,852 --> 00:26:01,902
‐ Oh, thanks.
‐ You're my only fake boyfriend.
709
00:26:02,354 --> 00:26:04,614
You're my only fake boyfriend
710
00:26:04,606 --> 00:26:06,436
and my favorite fake boyfriend.
711
00:26:06,441 --> 00:26:07,901
‐ Is it like "fake news"? Is it like
712
00:26:07,901 --> 00:26:09,281
fake fiancée‐‐
‐ Yep. Fake news,
713
00:26:09,278 --> 00:26:10,858
fake boyfriend.
‐ Fake boyfriend.
714
00:26:10,863 --> 00:26:12,823
‐ We go to fake movies.
‐ Is this a real bar?
715
00:26:12,823 --> 00:26:14,373
Are we even drinking real beer?
716
00:26:14,366 --> 00:26:16,026
‐ Is this real life?
717
00:26:16,034 --> 00:26:17,374
‐ Yeah.
‐ Hey, thank‐‐ Hey, thank you.
718
00:26:17,369 --> 00:26:18,699
Just, you're the best. You're the best.
719
00:26:18,704 --> 00:26:20,254
‐ Yeah.
‐ You're the best. You're the best.
720
00:26:33,886 --> 00:26:35,046
Mm, I don't know.
721
00:26:37,931 --> 00:26:38,931
‐ Um‐‐
722
00:26:39,349 --> 00:26:40,599
‐ I'm sorry.
723
00:26:40,601 --> 00:26:42,101
I'm sorry. Fuck.
724
00:26:43,145 --> 00:26:44,645
‐ What do you mean‐‐
‐ No, I don't know.
725
00:26:44,646 --> 00:26:45,686
I just don't know.
726
00:26:46,356 --> 00:26:48,476
‐ Um... you don't know
727
00:26:50,527 --> 00:26:52,487
if those are fake kisses or real kisses?
728
00:26:52,946 --> 00:26:54,026
‐ Ki‐‐ kinda.
729
00:26:57,743 --> 00:26:59,293
‐ Oh, fuck!
730
00:27:08,879 --> 00:27:09,879
Well,
731
00:27:12,341 --> 00:27:13,681
this is fuckin' chaos.
732
00:27:17,596 --> 00:27:18,806
This isn't on you.
733
00:27:20,516 --> 00:27:22,266
But, like, I've, I've‐‐
734
00:27:24,228 --> 00:27:27,558
Fuck, I've worked so hard
to cut that shit out of my life.
735
00:27:28,440 --> 00:27:31,030
Like, to cut this
fuckin' chaos out, you know?
736
00:27:34,071 --> 00:27:35,281
And you're fuckin' messy.
737
00:27:39,451 --> 00:27:41,081
I think about you all the time, Rob.
738
00:27:45,874 --> 00:27:47,294
I don't really know what to do with it.
739
00:27:58,470 --> 00:28:00,430
I just want you to know,
like, I would do this.
740
00:28:00,889 --> 00:28:02,679
You know? Like, I would do this.
741
00:28:04,393 --> 00:28:05,393
With you.
742
00:28:06,520 --> 00:28:07,770
If you wanted to
743
00:28:08,647 --> 00:28:09,687
do it.
744
00:28:10,148 --> 00:28:11,188
Um‐‐
745
00:28:13,819 --> 00:28:15,859
But I don't want to do this thing
where I'm like your
746
00:28:15,863 --> 00:28:16,993
fake boyfriend.
747
00:28:18,532 --> 00:28:21,242
I don't want to be
your best fake boyfriend.
748
00:28:21,243 --> 00:28:23,953
So I guess I'm just asking you,
like, is this a thing?
749
00:28:26,665 --> 00:28:27,785
Yes or no.
750
00:28:28,792 --> 00:28:30,712
‐ [sniffles]
I don't know.
751
00:28:33,922 --> 00:28:35,512
I don't know. I don't know.
‐ Yeah.
752
00:28:39,094 --> 00:28:40,104
Yeah, that's okay.
753
00:28:41,638 --> 00:28:42,678
That's fine.
754
00:28:45,058 --> 00:28:46,138
[glass shatters]
755
00:28:46,143 --> 00:28:47,603
‐ What the fuck, man!
756
00:28:47,603 --> 00:28:48,983
‐ Whoa!
757
00:28:49,771 --> 00:28:51,361
‐ What's your fuckin' problem?
758
00:28:51,356 --> 00:28:52,606
‐ What's your problem. I'm sorry.
759
00:28:52,608 --> 00:28:54,528
Did I spill something on your ironic
Seinfeld jeans?
760
00:28:54,526 --> 00:28:56,276
I'm sorry. There it is.
‐ Hey, hey, hey.
761
00:28:56,278 --> 00:28:57,108
MAN:
Fuck you, man!
762
00:28:57,112 --> 00:28:59,032
‐ I'm sorry. He's really fucked up.
‐ Get the fuck out of here.
763
00:28:59,031 --> 00:29:00,621
‐ Get this guy the fuck out of here!
[people shouting]
764
00:29:00,616 --> 00:29:02,866
‐ You get out of here.
‐ Get this guy the fuck out of here!
765
00:29:03,452 --> 00:29:04,702
‐ You know what? You know what you can‐‐
766
00:29:04,703 --> 00:29:06,833
‐ Hey! Hey! Shit!
[bottles shattering]
767
00:29:07,122 --> 00:29:09,462
‐ All right. Hey! Hey! Hey!
‐ Fuck you, man!
768
00:29:09,458 --> 00:29:12,998
‐ Fuck you!
Huh? Goddamn!
769
00:29:13,003 --> 00:29:14,253
MAC:
Hey, what the fuck's going on?
770
00:29:14,254 --> 00:29:16,054
CLYDE: Fuck!
MAC: What're you doing, man?
771
00:29:16,798 --> 00:29:18,878
‐ Fuck!
‐ All right, let me get‐‐
772
00:29:20,928 --> 00:29:22,468
‐ Let me see. Let me see.
‐ All right.
773
00:29:22,471 --> 00:29:24,011
‐ I got it.
‐ He's cut. Let me get some ice.
774
00:29:24,014 --> 00:29:25,104
‐ Mac, I got it.
‐ He needs some ice.
775
00:29:25,098 --> 00:29:26,428
‐ Mac, I'll get it. I'll do it.
776
00:29:26,433 --> 00:29:28,103
All right. Party's over. You can go home.
777
00:29:32,147 --> 00:29:33,817
You're bleeding. Yep.
778
00:29:34,816 --> 00:29:35,976
CAMERON:
Oh, fuck!
779
00:29:37,069 --> 00:29:38,449
That was fun, right?
[Rob scoffs]
780
00:29:39,613 --> 00:29:41,493
I mean, up until the last part.
‐ Hmm.
781
00:29:41,490 --> 00:29:43,370
[car approaching]
782
00:29:47,329 --> 00:29:48,249
[car door slams]
783
00:29:48,830 --> 00:29:49,750
Uh‐oh.
784
00:29:55,587 --> 00:29:56,507
Hi.
785
00:29:56,839 --> 00:29:57,759
‐ Hey.
786
00:30:00,634 --> 00:30:02,594
I'm gonna let you guys‐‐
[clears throat]
787
00:30:05,097 --> 00:30:07,137
‐ You wanna explain now or explain later.
788
00:30:14,898 --> 00:30:16,858
‐ I'm so excited to have
this baby with you.
789
00:30:18,944 --> 00:30:20,034
Just, I don't wanna
790
00:30:20,946 --> 00:30:23,566
lose the person that I used to be.
That guy's‐‐
791
00:30:25,158 --> 00:30:26,158
I like that guy.
792
00:30:27,452 --> 00:30:28,622
He's super‐chill.
793
00:30:34,626 --> 00:30:37,336
‐ Baby... that's not going to happen.
794
00:30:38,088 --> 00:30:40,548
I don't wanna lose the guy
I used to be either.
795
00:30:42,593 --> 00:30:45,473
Like, the first thing that's gonna happen
after I have this baby is
796
00:30:45,470 --> 00:30:46,930
I'm gonna get drunk as fuck,
797
00:30:47,890 --> 00:30:48,890
you know what I'm saying?
798
00:30:48,891 --> 00:30:51,391
I'm talking like lose my shoes,
799
00:30:51,393 --> 00:30:53,603
post a bunch of crazy,
blurry Instagram Stories,
800
00:30:53,604 --> 00:30:55,774
come home and dump cereal
all over the kitchen.
801
00:30:57,649 --> 00:30:59,899
After that, we may both have to grow up.
802
00:31:01,737 --> 00:31:03,987
Just a little tiny bit.
803
00:31:11,121 --> 00:31:11,751
[sniffles]
804
00:31:21,131 --> 00:31:22,551
‐ You good?
ROB: Yeah.
805
00:31:25,010 --> 00:31:25,970
CAMERON:
I'm sorry.
806
00:31:27,513 --> 00:31:28,813
About what I said earlier.
807
00:31:28,805 --> 00:31:30,095
‐ It's fine.
808
00:31:30,933 --> 00:31:33,273
‐ I say fucked‐up shit
when I'm faded, you know.
809
00:31:33,268 --> 00:31:34,388
‐ Don't worry about it.
810
00:31:37,439 --> 00:31:39,229
And you were probably right, so‐‐
811
00:31:40,859 --> 00:31:42,359
Bye, Nikki.
‐ Bye, Rob.
812
00:31:50,077 --> 00:31:51,197
‐ I wasn't right.
813
00:31:52,704 --> 00:31:53,834
‐ Yeah, you were.
814
00:31:53,830 --> 00:31:56,250
John Moods'
Dance With the Night playing
815
00:31:57,084 --> 00:32:01,054
And I don't knowwhere they're taking me
816
00:32:02,965 --> 00:32:07,295
You could end up dead or wake up free
817
00:32:09,972 --> 00:32:12,392
818
00:32:16,937 --> 00:32:19,227
Are you looking at me?
819
00:32:20,232 --> 00:32:22,942
But I'm fast asleep
820
00:32:23,777 --> 00:32:26,237
I want a chance...
821
00:32:26,989 --> 00:32:29,699
I wanna pay my dues
822
00:32:30,701 --> 00:32:33,081
Don't wanna live forever
823
00:32:33,871 --> 00:32:36,581
In someone else's shoes
824
00:32:37,416 --> 00:32:40,836
And I don't knowwhere they're taking me
825
00:32:43,213 --> 00:32:47,433
You could end up dead or wake up free
826
00:32:49,428 --> 00:32:53,348
But the further you getthe closer you'll be
827
00:32:55,142 --> 00:32:57,312
And it's a little late
828
00:32:57,311 --> 00:33:00,231
For the light to shine
829
00:33:02,107 --> 00:33:04,777
Hearts gone dry
830
00:33:05,611 --> 00:33:08,321
You and I
831
00:33:08,780 --> 00:33:12,280
It all just falls
832
00:33:12,284 --> 00:33:16,294
Apart
833
00:33:16,288 --> 00:33:18,578
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