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Aretha Franklin's Day Dreaming playing
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Daydreaming and I'm thinking of you
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Daydreaming and I'm thinking of you
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Look at my mind
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CHERISE: Rob.
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Rob.
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Rob!
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Come on, what the fuck is your problem?
‐ Mm. Yeah.
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CHERISE: Stay focused, girl.
Your turn, dude.
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‐ Oh, yeah, yeah. Right. Um‐‐
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All right.
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Top five villains.
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Let's go with...
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Hannibal Lecter, Silence of the Lambs.
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Um... Drexl Spivey, True Romance.
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Heath Ledger's the Joker...
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‐ Oh, my God, can you be any more obvious?
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Come on, man, what you gonna say next?
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Hitler? Zombies? What about
the fuck‐‐ the Devil?
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‐ The Godfather's Michael Corleone,
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and...
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Wile E. Coyote.
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‐ Solid finish.
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‐ No, no. Corleone's no good.
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‐ What?
‐ Veto from the peanut gallery.
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‐ Explain yourself.
‐ He is the protagonist of the movie!
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Just because he's a mean dude
don't mean he's a fuckin' villain.
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Just means he's a mean dude.
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‐ What's the difference, Cherise?
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‐ The difference is there is
a line in the sand!
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‐ Excuse me, where is‐‐
‐ In a minute.
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I'm gonna help y'all figure this out
real nice and simple, okay?
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So, if you're watching a film, right,
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and you're rooting for a guy,
the guy that you're rooting for is,
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by definition, not the villain!
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‐ Excuse me, I'm just looking‐‐
‐ In a minute.
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Now, if we can't all agree on that,
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my God,
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tell me what is society supposed to do?
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Huh? Am I crazy?
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Hello!
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‐ I kinda see her point.
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‐ I know you do.
ROB: Wait a minute,
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we root for villains all the time.
We just call them anti‐heroes.
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‐ Like my dude Tony Soprano.
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‐ I haven't seen The Sopranos.
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‐ What?
‐ I know.
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‐ Okay, first off,
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no one roots for the villain, okay.
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That's quite literally the point.
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Second off, there ain't no such thing
as a anti‐hero.
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That's the bullshit that they feed us
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so that we don't notice
that Clint Eastwood
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is a fuckin' asshole all the time.
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‐ Okay, we're just saying that
there's no such thing as a great villain
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with whom you don't,
on some level, identify.
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‐ In a minute,
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Imma identify my fist with your ass!
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‐ You're gonna put your fist in my ass?
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‐ So, it's been a week
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since I, uh, followed
the White Rabbit, you know?
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Took the, took the Red Pill?
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Turns out Mac is the One
and I'm Agent Smith.
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And nothing is real.
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I just rewatched The Matrix.
Totally holds up.
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‐ Oh, my God.
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Now, Simon is gonna define evil for us.
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Dude, people have been
debating this shit‐‐
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‐ Morally corrupt, wicked,
wrong, and vicious!
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‐ Anyway, um, how am I doing?
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I'm fine. I'm good, you know.
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I quit smoking, again.
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Um, the whole Mac‐Lily‐engagement thing
is, is fine, you know.
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Mac's no longer an option,
so he's no longer a problem.
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And I'm fine... you know.
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There is no spoon.
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[telephone ringing]
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Championship.
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‐ If only they had signed
a special fuckin' dictionary‐‐
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‐ Three: producing or a threatening‐‐
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‐ Oh, yeah, we don't really‐‐
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Really?
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‐ Oh, my God,
you can't look everything up.
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‐ There's like five more of these
that I could tell you right now.
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[argument continues]
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‐ Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay.
Um, what's your, what's your address?
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‐ Don't stop now. Look it up.
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‐ Thanks, bye.
CHERISE: Look it up. Look it up.
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What was that?
ROB: Some woman
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on the Upper West Side is selling
a private record collection.
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‐ Anything good?
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‐ Yeah, actually. She said she had some
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original Beatles, some early Sex Pistols,
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uh, Robert Johnson.
SIMON: That's great.
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ROB: I know.
‐ Solid.
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‐ I should check this out, right?
I mean, that sounds‐‐
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‐ Yeah.
‐ Don't sleep on it, man.
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Last summer, I had the chance
to buy a mint condition White Album
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with the serial number still on it.
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Instead I drove
up to Burlington with Sharon.
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‐ Damn! You can't come back from that.
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‐ I'll never forgive myself.
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‐ You have a car, Lewis?
LEWIS: Hell, no.
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We took a Zipcar up there. Why?
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‐ No, I was just thinking if I go up
to the Upper West Side,
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I'm gonna have to schlep all these boxes
of records back to Brooklyn, I just‐‐
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‐ Yo, what fuckin' dickhead owns a car
in New York City?
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[cell phone buzzing]
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‐ Hello.
ROB: Hey, it's me.
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Uh... it's Rob.
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Brooks.
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From, um, the‐‐ We went on a thing.
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And, um, uh, at the bar.
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A few ago, and, um, we, you know,
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we were drinking,
and then we went back to my place‐‐
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‐ Yeah, we had sex. Hi, Rob.
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‐ Jesus!
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How long were you gonna let me do that?
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‐ Sorry.
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ROB: Umm,
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what are you, what are you doing?
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‐ Oh, you know.
Just picking up the dry cleaning.
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‐ Wow, that's, um, super adult of you.
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CLYDE: Yeah, yeah,
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super adult.
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I remember that feeling as a kid
just wanting so badly to be 18
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so I could finally have
pressed shirts, you know?
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‐ [chuckles] Right.
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So, uh, hey, do you feel like going
to the Upper West Side?
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‐ What's on the Upper West Side?
ROB: You know, um,
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Central Park, The Cloisters,
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some woman sellinga private record collection.
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‐ You calling me for a ride, Rob?
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ROB: What? No, no.
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Not at all. I called you because
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I thought it would be,you know, fun for me and you
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to hang out again.
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‐ Mm‐hmm.
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‐ Okay, fine, yeah, I, I need a ride.
I do. I need a ride.
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I'm the worst, I'm sorry.I'm the worst person ever.
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‐ All right, cool. I'll pick you up
in a half hour.
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‐ Really?
CLYDE: Sure.
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‐ Okay. Okay.
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Yvonne Fair's Straighten Up playing
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Hey, hey
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Everybody
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Asking, asking
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Asking me
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‐ Okay, what is the protocol here?
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What is the appropriate greeting?
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Hug feels too... something.
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Can't shake the man's hand.
He's been inside of me.
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Fist bump? Oh, this is gonna be weird.
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This is gonna be weird. I fucked up.
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I fucked up. I fucked up.
I fucked up. I fucked up.
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Hey!
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‐ Hey.
‐ How are ya?
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Grateful Dead's Black Peter playing
on car stereo
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See here how everything
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Lead up to this day
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‐ Hey.
‐ Hmm.
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‐ You know, last week...
‐ Hmm.
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‐ I, uh, I went to the top
of the Empire State Building.
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It's awesome.
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‐ I've never, I've never been.
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‐ What? For real?
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‐ I know, right?
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‐ [exhales sharply] You gotta go.
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‐ Mm‐hmm.
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‐ You've been to the top of the Rock,
though, right?
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‐ What rock?
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‐ 30 Rock. Rockefeller Center.
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‐ Oh, right.
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No.
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‐ It's epic.
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‐ For sure.
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[mouthing] Help me.
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CLYDE: Where do you‐‐
ROB: We're good.
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I was just checking.
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classical music playing on speakers
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Hi. We're here to see, uh, Noreen?
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‐ Hmm?
‐ In regards to some records?
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‐ Oh.
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This way.
‐ Thank you.
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[whistles]
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Hi.
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‐ Noreen!
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Noreen!
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NOREEN: Coming!
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Hi.
CLYDE: Hi.
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‐ I'm Rob. I'm here for the records.
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‐ Hey, I'm Clyde.
‐ Hi.
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Just give me one moment, okay?
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I just, uh, spent the morning
dabbling in papier‐mâché.
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CLYDE: Oh.
‐ Yeah. It's all over me.
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It's Yoko's fault, really.
She told me I should try it.
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Well, I'll just tidy up real quick and‐‐
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‐ Mm‐hmm.
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[clears throat]
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[water running]
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It's a pony or a dog?
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‐ Do you like it?
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‐ Cool.
‐ I made it in high school.
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‐ Oh, you made this.
‐ Huh. I'm not precious.
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Do you like it? Her name is Andy.
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She was made of all
the stuffed animals I couldn't have
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because I was allergic.
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ROB: Oh, shit.
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‐ My mother vacuumed the windows.
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CLYDE: Oh!
‐ She had to.
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‐ Ooh.
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‐ You can grow out of an allergy
every seven years.
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‐ Is that true?
‐ Did not know that.
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‐ I always say that
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my life's work is to create
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art out of the ashes
of my personal tragedies.
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‐ Oh.
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NOREEN: My mother...
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at last composed of her
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truest and most favorite materials.
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‐ Heavy.
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Oh, wow!
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‐ My most beloved birthday gift.
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It's also where I lost my virginity
to Matthew Barney.
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‐ Young love.
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‐ Indeed.
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‐ Is that hair?
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‐ Bangs.
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‐ Hmm.
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NOREEN:
Perhaps my greatest tragedy.
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‐ Those?
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‐ Those.
‐ Right. [clears throat]
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‐ Speakers are pretty expensive, huh?
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‐ Yeah. They cost a lot of money.
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classical music continues
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music ends
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‐ Robert Johnson, original Sun Ra.
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The Beatles, Yesterday And Today.
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With the bloody baby cover.
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These are unicorn records.
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I've never even seen some of these.
Holy shit.
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[gasps]
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[chuckles]
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An original pressing
of The Man Who Sold the World,
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with the " drag " cover
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and the misspelled Tony Visconti credit.
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Holy shit. It's in perfect condition.
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I have wanted one of these
since the eighth grade.
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Uh‐‐ [laughs]
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This is the best collection
I've ever seen.
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‐ I wouldn't doubt it.
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‐ I hope you know I can only afford
to buy a few of these.
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I mean, this is‐‐
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NOREEN:
Like I told you on the phone,
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I'm only interested in selling
the collection as a whole.
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‐ [sighs] Uh, maybe you would consider
just selling the, the Bowie?
258
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NOREEN:
It's all or nothing.
259
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And I need them out of here by tonight.
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And the price
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is twenty dollars.
262
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‐ Wow, that's‐‐
[clears throat] That's a deal.
263
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‐ I don't, I don't understand.
264
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‐ They're my husband's.
265
00:10:44,978 --> 00:10:46,058
‐ Right.
266
00:10:46,438 --> 00:10:50,188
And, uh, you guys aren't getting along
too well, right now, is that it?
267
00:10:50,192 --> 00:10:52,992
‐ My 14‐year‐old niece found him
on "The Instagram"
268
00:10:53,987 --> 00:10:56,617
snogging some tartlet in front
of the athletic club.
269
00:10:56,615 --> 00:10:58,865
‐ Oh, shit.
‐ Dude.
270
00:10:58,867 --> 00:11:01,697
‐ So I did the reasonable thing and kicked
the cheating bastard out on his heels
271
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and filed for divorce that afternoon.
272
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‐ I'm so sorry.
273
00:11:04,873 --> 00:11:07,083
‐ Twenty years of marriage!
274
00:11:08,544 --> 00:11:11,214
He's across town at The Carlyle right now,
275
00:11:11,797 --> 00:11:14,677
with his ridiculous
midlife crisis ponytail
276
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and those dumb bangles,
277
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drinking Beefeater Vespers at happy hour
278
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and basking in the sound
of his own know‐it‐all voice
279
00:11:21,306 --> 00:11:25,476
to that dimwitted 23‐year‐old
Pilates instructor, Sugarbaby.
280
00:11:28,021 --> 00:11:31,861
Frankly, I can't tell if I'm heartbroken
or merely disappointed
281
00:11:31,859 --> 00:11:33,569
in his utter lack of originality.
282
00:11:34,695 --> 00:11:37,985
In any case, he's coming by tomorrow
to pick up the rest of his belongings:
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that hideous chair,
284
00:11:39,116 --> 00:11:42,576
that horrible Damien Hirst painting
he overpaid for at Christie's,
285
00:11:42,578 --> 00:11:45,538
and of course his most beloved
and cherished possession:
286
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his record collection.
287
00:11:48,041 --> 00:11:49,001
‐ Right.
288
00:11:49,543 --> 00:11:50,463
Right.
289
00:11:51,128 --> 00:11:52,668
Yeah, no, I, I get why you're
290
00:11:53,839 --> 00:11:55,129
pissed, for sure.
291
00:11:55,132 --> 00:11:56,182
Um‐‐
292
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But do you think you would consider
293
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just some kind of compensation for the‐‐
294
00:12:02,598 --> 00:12:06,228
These records, they just,
they have real value.
295
00:12:06,226 --> 00:12:07,136
They're‐‐
296
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This is a really special collection.
297
00:12:09,980 --> 00:12:12,320
‐ It's twenty dollars. That's my price.
298
00:12:12,316 --> 00:12:14,146
‐ If this is for revenge,
299
00:12:14,151 --> 00:12:16,821
why don't you just light them on fire?
300
00:12:17,154 --> 00:12:18,204
NOREEN: Because,
301
00:12:19,656 --> 00:12:20,656
young man,
302
00:12:21,491 --> 00:12:22,621
I'm an artist.
303
00:12:23,577 --> 00:12:25,907
And mere destruction wouldn't imbue
304
00:12:25,913 --> 00:12:27,833
the same poetic vengeance.
305
00:12:28,373 --> 00:12:33,343
When that perfidious shitheel comes
to collect his precious records,
306
00:12:33,337 --> 00:12:36,667
what he'll find in their place
is a framed,
307
00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:38,547
perfectly crisp
308
00:12:39,468 --> 00:12:40,588
$20 bill.
309
00:12:41,345 --> 00:12:42,505
I already bought the frame.
310
00:12:42,971 --> 00:12:43,971
And that
311
00:12:44,515 --> 00:12:47,015
sniveling... manchild
312
00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:50,101
will be haunted till his dying day
313
00:12:50,103 --> 00:12:51,653
with the knowledge that,
somewhere out there,
314
00:12:51,647 --> 00:12:54,567
some stranger whom he's never met,
315
00:12:54,566 --> 00:12:58,856
is deriving great pleasure
from the only thing in the world
316
00:13:00,030 --> 00:13:01,200
he ever truly loved.
317
00:13:02,699 --> 00:13:03,699
This
318
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will be my greatest work of art yet.
319
00:13:14,795 --> 00:13:15,625
‐ Jesus.
320
00:13:15,629 --> 00:13:16,629
‐ Wow.
321
00:13:17,923 --> 00:13:19,933
‐ Okay, how about, um,
322
00:13:20,926 --> 00:13:23,716
I give you, like... three grand?
323
00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:25,510
‐ If you're not interested in my price,
324
00:13:25,931 --> 00:13:29,231
I'm still expecting a call
from a gentleman from Tough Trade.
325
00:13:29,226 --> 00:13:31,646
‐ Oh, Lionel? That guy's the worst.
326
00:13:31,645 --> 00:13:34,725
‐ Regardless of who takes them,
I need them gone by tonight.
327
00:13:35,190 --> 00:13:36,940
‐ Okay, how about a thousand?
‐ Twenty dollars.
328
00:13:36,942 --> 00:13:38,492
‐ Five hundred, that's as low as I can go.
329
00:13:38,485 --> 00:13:41,315
‐ Twenty... dollars.
330
00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:43,871
NOREEN/ROB:
Twenty... dollars.
331
00:13:45,367 --> 00:13:47,327
‐ It sounds like it's twenty dollars.
‐ That's the price.
332
00:13:48,579 --> 00:13:50,539
Okay.
Yeah. Yeah. Twenty dollars.
333
00:13:51,707 --> 00:13:54,917
Um... we're gonna have to go
and come back.
334
00:13:54,918 --> 00:13:56,088
Um, we gotta get a car‐‐
335
00:13:56,086 --> 00:13:58,126
‐ Rob, we don't need a car.
‐ We're gonna go get a car
336
00:13:58,839 --> 00:14:00,549
and come back for the stuff.
337
00:14:01,008 --> 00:14:03,428
With the car.
‐ Right. The car.
338
00:14:03,886 --> 00:14:04,796
Rob.
339
00:14:05,637 --> 00:14:06,887
Rob.
‐ Yeah.
340
00:14:06,889 --> 00:14:08,059
‐ Just take the records.
341
00:14:08,056 --> 00:14:10,976
The guy is obviously a scumbag, okay?
So just take 'em.
342
00:14:10,976 --> 00:14:12,556
Otherwise, this guy from Tough Trade‐‐
343
00:14:12,561 --> 00:14:13,601
‐ It's Top Grade.
344
00:14:13,604 --> 00:14:14,654
It's Top Grade.
‐ Look, either way.
345
00:14:15,230 --> 00:14:17,190
Fuck! I have got to pee.
346
00:14:17,191 --> 00:14:18,821
I forgot to ask to use the bathroom.
‐ Look, we don't know for sure
347
00:14:18,817 --> 00:14:19,607
he's a scumbag.
348
00:14:19,610 --> 00:14:21,740
He could be a, a pediatrician
349
00:14:21,737 --> 00:14:23,157
or a firefighter
350
00:14:23,155 --> 00:14:25,445
or the guy who invented the Slinky.
351
00:14:25,449 --> 00:14:27,779
He could be a great man!
We have no idea who he is!
352
00:14:27,784 --> 00:14:30,504
‐ You wanna go down to The Carlyle,
ask this guy if he invented the Slinky?
353
00:14:32,331 --> 00:14:33,331
No.
354
00:14:35,334 --> 00:14:37,214
smooth jazz piano playing
355
00:14:37,211 --> 00:14:38,841
[indiscernible chatter]
356
00:14:40,964 --> 00:14:42,594
‐ Okay. Okay. Great, so...
357
00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:46,473
we just need to find a rich old guy
with an age‐inappropriate date.
358
00:14:46,470 --> 00:14:48,470
[quiet chatter]
359
00:14:51,183 --> 00:14:52,433
‐ Funny.
‐ Yeah.
360
00:14:52,434 --> 00:14:53,694
‐ Holy shit.
‐ Hmm.
361
00:14:53,685 --> 00:14:55,475
ROB:
Mid‐life crisis ponytail,
362
00:14:55,479 --> 00:14:56,769
ten o'clock, baby.
363
00:14:56,772 --> 00:14:58,022
‐ Holy shit.
364
00:15:04,321 --> 00:15:05,281
[Rob clears throat]
365
00:15:05,948 --> 00:15:09,738
Eddy. Can we get, uh... another champagne
and a Beefeater Vesper?
366
00:15:09,743 --> 00:15:10,743
EDDY: You got it.
367
00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:13,081
‐ It's him.
‐ All right. So now what?
368
00:15:14,122 --> 00:15:15,922
‐ Drink?
‐ Yes.
369
00:15:15,916 --> 00:15:17,706
‐ Oh, hi. Can I get
a whiskey neat, please?
370
00:15:17,709 --> 00:15:19,419
‐ Certainly. What kind of whiskey
would you like?
371
00:15:19,419 --> 00:15:20,249
‐ Cheap.
372
00:15:20,921 --> 00:15:21,761
You want something?
373
00:15:21,755 --> 00:15:23,965
‐ Uh, yeah, I'll have a whiskey.
‐ Cheap.
374
00:15:26,635 --> 00:15:27,465
‐ Wow.
375
00:15:28,387 --> 00:15:29,927
The wallpaper here is really cool.
376
00:15:30,347 --> 00:15:32,557
Wonder where they got that?
‐ I don't know, but can we focus?
377
00:15:32,558 --> 00:15:33,728
‐ Yeah.
‐ Thank you.
378
00:15:33,725 --> 00:15:35,185
‐ Game time.
‐ Yes, game time.
379
00:15:36,061 --> 00:15:38,061
‐ Cheap. And cheap.
CLYDE: Yep.
380
00:15:40,649 --> 00:15:41,859
‐ Jesus, I said cheap.
381
00:15:45,988 --> 00:15:48,368
‐ I mean, you gotta admit
the wallpaper here is pretty‐‐
382
00:15:48,365 --> 00:15:50,775
‐ Dude, you are killing me with
the wallpaper right now. Seriously.
383
00:15:50,784 --> 00:15:51,874
‐ Okay.
384
00:15:53,745 --> 00:15:55,655
Uh, excuse me, man. Hey, excuse me.
385
00:15:56,498 --> 00:15:57,788
Hey. Hey.
386
00:15:57,791 --> 00:16:00,591
Hey, man, I just, I was wondering
if you could settle something?
387
00:16:00,586 --> 00:16:04,126
My friend and I were just admiring
the wallpaper.
388
00:16:04,131 --> 00:16:06,181
And we were trying to figure out
where they got it.
389
00:16:07,176 --> 00:16:08,586
‐ Oh, my God. You're serious‐‐
390
00:16:08,594 --> 00:16:09,684
[chuckles]
391
00:16:10,345 --> 00:16:14,095
Well, they got it from Ludwig Bemelmans.
392
00:16:15,309 --> 00:16:18,099
He was an artist/illustrator.
393
00:16:18,103 --> 00:16:20,113
He was the author
of the Madeline book series.
394
00:16:20,105 --> 00:16:21,645
‐ Mmm.
395
00:16:21,648 --> 00:16:23,858
‐ He hand‐painted all this
over 80 years ago.
396
00:16:23,859 --> 00:16:25,609
You, you're in Bemelmans Bar, dude.
397
00:16:25,611 --> 00:16:27,701
‐ Oh. That's so cool, man.
398
00:16:27,696 --> 00:16:28,526
‐ It's really cool.
399
00:16:28,530 --> 00:16:30,200
‐ It's very cool.
‐ Very cool.
400
00:16:30,199 --> 00:16:31,779
‐ Yeah. It's awesome you know that.
401
00:16:33,243 --> 00:16:34,833
Hey, I'm Clyde. Hey.
402
00:16:34,828 --> 00:16:36,658
‐ Nice to know you, Clyde. I'm Tim.
403
00:16:38,123 --> 00:16:40,043
‐ Okay, you're a genius,
and I'm an asshole.
404
00:16:40,042 --> 00:16:41,082
‐ Uh‐huh?
‐ Yep.
405
00:16:41,835 --> 00:16:45,045
At some point, the walls
and the paintings were so dark
406
00:16:45,047 --> 00:16:47,467
from decades of cigarette smoke,
they had to clean them off.
407
00:16:47,466 --> 00:16:50,296
I mean, this is 24‐carat gold leaf
up here, right? You know what I'm saying?
408
00:16:50,761 --> 00:16:52,971
So, they had to clean it. You're never
gonna guess what they used to clean it.
409
00:16:53,555 --> 00:16:54,555
‐ I bet that‐‐
410
00:16:54,556 --> 00:16:55,846
‐ Wonder Bread.
‐ Wow!
411
00:16:57,351 --> 00:16:58,731
‐ Wonder Bread.
‐ Yep.
412
00:16:58,727 --> 00:17:01,437
‐ The only installation,
public installation, of this guy's work,
413
00:17:01,438 --> 00:17:02,518
and they used Wonder Bread.
414
00:17:02,523 --> 00:17:03,573
‐ That's amazing.
415
00:17:03,565 --> 00:17:05,855
How do you know, uh,
so much about this place?
416
00:17:06,109 --> 00:17:07,489
‐ Oh, well,
417
00:17:08,737 --> 00:17:10,697
yeah, music is my life, bro.
418
00:17:11,031 --> 00:17:12,871
And this place, this is holy ground here.
419
00:17:12,866 --> 00:17:13,986
Everybody comes here.
‐ Yep.
420
00:17:13,992 --> 00:17:16,292
‐ You know, Bobby Short,
George Feyer, Madonna.
421
00:17:16,662 --> 00:17:18,332
Bowie was living up here
422
00:17:18,330 --> 00:17:19,670
when he wrote Never Let Me Down.
423
00:17:19,665 --> 00:17:21,165
CLYDE: Really?
‐ Oh, man, I love that album‐‐
424
00:17:21,166 --> 00:17:23,706
‐ Prince was here
when he freaked out and recalled
425
00:17:23,710 --> 00:17:25,090
The Black Album...
[Rob clears throat]
426
00:17:25,087 --> 00:17:26,457
the first time in 1987.
427
00:17:26,463 --> 00:17:28,223
‐ Oh, yeah, that's the album
he thought was evil‐‐
428
00:17:28,215 --> 00:17:30,085
‐ Yeah, like some kind of candy flip
or something like that.
429
00:17:30,092 --> 00:17:31,842
He thought the album was evil.
430
00:17:31,844 --> 00:17:33,434
Literally. Isn't that funny?
CLYDE: Yeah.
431
00:17:33,428 --> 00:17:35,008
‐ I just said that.
432
00:17:35,430 --> 00:17:36,930
‐ Hey, Eddy, one more round here,
will you, please?
433
00:17:36,932 --> 00:17:37,722
‐ Sure.
434
00:17:37,724 --> 00:17:38,684
‐ [mouthing] Cheap.
TIM: Yeah, I've, uh,
435
00:17:38,684 --> 00:17:41,734
I've met, uh, so many big stars here.
‐ [mouthing] Less cheap.
436
00:17:41,728 --> 00:17:43,688
‐ Paul McCartney, Eartha Kitt.
437
00:17:43,689 --> 00:17:44,609
CLYDE: Mm‐hmm.
438
00:17:44,606 --> 00:17:47,776
‐ One time, sitting over here, right?
Look over,
439
00:17:48,777 --> 00:17:49,777
in comes Mick Jagger.
440
00:17:50,654 --> 00:17:51,704
Right?
441
00:17:51,697 --> 00:17:54,317
So, I, I'm like, I go up to him?
I have to, right?
442
00:17:54,324 --> 00:17:55,994
All I wanted to do is shake
the guy's hand, right?
443
00:17:55,993 --> 00:17:56,993
‐ Yeah.
‐ So he turns to me,
444
00:17:56,994 --> 00:17:58,204
I start crying.
445
00:17:58,787 --> 00:17:59,617
Right?
446
00:17:59,621 --> 00:18:02,881
And what comes out of my mouth is,
"Thank you for saving my life."
447
00:18:02,875 --> 00:18:04,075
‐ Wow.
‐ Yeah.
448
00:18:04,084 --> 00:18:05,094
He looks at me and goes,
449
00:18:05,085 --> 00:18:06,375
[British accent]
"You're welcome, man."
450
00:18:06,378 --> 00:18:07,378
Isn't that amazing?
451
00:18:07,379 --> 00:18:09,299
‐ That's a flawless Jagger.
‐ Thanks.
452
00:18:09,715 --> 00:18:11,625
‐ Paul McCartney too, huh?
453
00:18:11,633 --> 00:18:12,763
Met him.
TIM: And Linda.
454
00:18:12,759 --> 00:18:14,639
They were sitting over here.
They were drinking rum punch.
455
00:18:16,096 --> 00:18:18,306
‐ That's crazy.
‐ When was that?
456
00:18:18,307 --> 00:18:20,427
That was, uh, eighty‐‐ '84.
457
00:18:20,434 --> 00:18:22,904
'Cause that's the, that's the year
that Wings Over America came out.
458
00:18:22,895 --> 00:18:25,225
Please tell me that you know that album.
459
00:18:25,230 --> 00:18:28,150
‐ Um, I don't know that album,
but Rob here has a record‐‐
460
00:18:28,150 --> 00:18:30,530
‐ He doesn't care.
TIM: Look, dude, you've got
to check that album out.
461
00:18:30,527 --> 00:18:34,027
It is the best live recording of McCartney
462
00:18:34,031 --> 00:18:36,161
that's ever been done.
You've got to check it out.
463
00:18:36,158 --> 00:18:38,618
‐ Wings Over America was 1976, no?
464
00:18:38,619 --> 00:18:39,619
‐ Oh.
465
00:18:43,707 --> 00:18:45,417
‐ You a big Paul McCartney fan?
466
00:18:47,211 --> 00:18:48,801
‐ Big enough to know
when that album came out,
467
00:18:48,795 --> 00:18:49,955
which was 1976.
468
00:18:49,963 --> 00:18:51,803
‐ No, sweet pea. You're wrong.
469
00:18:53,425 --> 00:18:55,135
‐ You're talking about
the triple live album, right?
470
00:18:55,135 --> 00:18:56,345
‐ Now you got it. There you go.
471
00:18:56,345 --> 00:18:58,055
‐ From the Wings Over The World tour?
‐ Mm‐hmm.
472
00:18:58,055 --> 00:18:59,465
‐ Mostly from their show
in L. A. that summer?
473
00:18:59,473 --> 00:19:00,603
‐ Yep.
474
00:19:00,599 --> 00:19:02,059
‐ Yeah, that was 1976.
475
00:19:02,643 --> 00:19:03,983
Yeah, I love that album.
476
00:19:03,977 --> 00:19:05,267
I love it too, man, but, um,
477
00:19:05,270 --> 00:19:06,940
you know, I always wanna take away points
478
00:19:06,939 --> 00:19:08,859
for all those vocal overdubs, you know.
479
00:19:08,857 --> 00:19:11,397
I mean, at what point is a live album
not a live album, right?
480
00:19:12,236 --> 00:19:15,816
That being said, it has
that sick version of Maybe I'm Amazed
481
00:19:15,822 --> 00:19:18,742
which completely destroys the original,
so I give it a pass for that.
482
00:19:19,618 --> 00:19:20,538
Oh.
483
00:19:21,662 --> 00:19:22,912
Thanks, Eddy.
EDDY: Mm‐hmm.
484
00:19:22,913 --> 00:19:25,043
‐ Got yourself quite a little firecracker
there, don'tcha, pal?
485
00:19:25,832 --> 00:19:26,882
‐ Yeah.
486
00:19:26,875 --> 00:19:29,585
‐ Listen, a word of advice,
487
00:19:30,712 --> 00:19:33,012
it's all cute now, but it gets old.
488
00:19:33,006 --> 00:19:34,006
Fast.
489
00:19:34,591 --> 00:19:35,591
Trust me.
490
00:19:36,260 --> 00:19:38,510
‐ Jesus Christ!
491
00:19:38,512 --> 00:19:40,932
‐ Jesus, what an asshole!
492
00:19:41,306 --> 00:19:43,926
‐ That was like, that was like being
a woman in a Michael Bay movie.
493
00:19:43,934 --> 00:19:44,944
‐ What about her?
494
00:19:44,935 --> 00:19:46,685
‐ Like, blink twice
if you need help, right?
495
00:19:46,687 --> 00:19:48,147
‐ Did not introduce her!
‐ At all!
496
00:19:48,146 --> 00:19:49,646
‐ Nothing.
‐ What a dick!
497
00:19:49,648 --> 00:19:51,318
‐ What a dick.
498
00:19:51,316 --> 00:19:52,186
‐ Wow.
499
00:19:52,526 --> 00:19:53,606
‐ Oh!
‐ What?
500
00:19:54,528 --> 00:19:56,198
‐ [sighs] I forgot to pee.
501
00:19:56,196 --> 00:19:57,696
‐ Come on. You can pee at Noreen's.
502
00:19:58,198 --> 00:20:00,118
‐ That's what I'm talkin' about!
That's what I'm talkin' about!
503
00:20:03,871 --> 00:20:05,041
‐ Hey.
CLYDE: Hey.
504
00:20:05,497 --> 00:20:07,537
‐ How are you?
Oh, wow.
505
00:20:08,542 --> 00:20:10,002
‐ Okay.
‐ What's happening to Andy?
506
00:20:10,586 --> 00:20:11,546
‐ He's going home.
507
00:20:13,088 --> 00:20:14,718
‐ How are you, Rob?
‐ What's up?
508
00:20:14,715 --> 00:20:17,835
‐ This is the lovely girl from
the record shop I was telling you about.
509
00:20:17,843 --> 00:20:18,893
‐ Hi.
‐ Hi.
510
00:20:19,928 --> 00:20:21,008
Sorry it took so long.
511
00:20:21,013 --> 00:20:22,433
‐ I told them you'd be back.
512
00:20:22,431 --> 00:20:24,141
‐ Hey, that's a cool one, Noreen.
513
00:20:24,600 --> 00:20:25,680
‐ That's‐‐
NOREEN: Uh‐‐
514
00:20:25,684 --> 00:20:26,604
‐ Are those credit cards?
515
00:20:26,602 --> 00:20:28,902
‐ Although there was a moment,
there was a brief moment,
516
00:20:28,896 --> 00:20:30,516
when I thought that you wouldn't.
517
00:20:30,856 --> 00:20:33,186
Well, it didn't really matter
very much to me at first, but
518
00:20:33,817 --> 00:20:35,687
then after an hour
of thinking about it
519
00:20:35,694 --> 00:20:39,994
and conceptualizing
and reconceptualizing‐‐
520
00:20:40,282 --> 00:20:42,282
Oh, yeah, just slide it on through!
521
00:20:42,284 --> 00:20:44,204
‐ You got it.
‐ We don't have to be precious about it.
522
00:20:44,203 --> 00:20:46,463
Conceptualizing and reconceptualizing,
523
00:20:46,455 --> 00:20:48,705
it occurred to me
that this piece is incomplete.
524
00:20:48,707 --> 00:20:51,207
"Noreen," I said, "This is a gift.
525
00:20:51,210 --> 00:20:54,880
This kinship you feel
with the little record shop girl"‐‐
526
00:20:54,880 --> 00:20:56,420
[glass shatters]
527
00:20:57,049 --> 00:20:58,799
MAN: Oh, damn!
528
00:20:59,468 --> 00:21:02,048
‐ [loudly]
I don't want you
529
00:21:03,430 --> 00:21:06,850
to feel badly about the mistake
you just made.
530
00:21:06,850 --> 00:21:09,270
We're all just doing our best.
531
00:21:09,561 --> 00:21:11,771
We're all good people. Carry on.
532
00:21:12,356 --> 00:21:14,356
And then it occurred to me,
533
00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:16,690
because of you,
534
00:21:16,693 --> 00:21:21,163
that this piece isn't about... revenge.
535
00:21:21,657 --> 00:21:24,117
It's about karma, right?
ROB: Right.
536
00:21:24,117 --> 00:21:27,327
‐ My ex is given a framed $20 bill,
537
00:21:27,329 --> 00:21:29,499
a dagger through his rotten heart.
538
00:21:29,873 --> 00:21:32,503
I am given the bittersweet satisfaction
539
00:21:32,501 --> 00:21:35,001
of delivering the dagger.
540
00:21:35,546 --> 00:21:37,916
And the lovely girl from the record shop
541
00:21:38,507 --> 00:21:39,837
is given the prize.
542
00:21:40,884 --> 00:21:43,894
Everyone is given... what they deserve.
543
00:21:44,263 --> 00:21:45,563
‐ Right. Yes.
544
00:21:45,556 --> 00:21:48,016
Everyone, everyone gets what they deserve.
545
00:21:49,226 --> 00:21:51,846
‐ I mean, it's possible
that I'm, you know,
546
00:21:51,854 --> 00:21:55,614
reversing of the wheels of karmic balance,
547
00:21:55,607 --> 00:21:57,107
but, you know, this is art,
548
00:21:57,109 --> 00:21:59,899
and, I mean, a girl can try, no?
549
00:22:00,696 --> 00:22:01,736
‐ For sure.
550
00:22:01,738 --> 00:22:05,448
‐ So, a perfectly crisp
twenty dollar bill?
551
00:22:11,206 --> 00:22:12,366
‐ Right. Right.
552
00:22:12,374 --> 00:22:13,674
Yeah. For sure.
‐ Okay.
553
00:22:14,877 --> 00:22:15,997
Let's do this.
554
00:22:20,716 --> 00:22:22,966
‐ I don't, I don't know. I don't, mmm‐‐
555
00:22:23,343 --> 00:22:24,263
‐ What? No.
556
00:22:25,512 --> 00:22:26,642
She's joking. It's a‐‐
557
00:22:27,097 --> 00:22:28,177
Right?
558
00:22:28,974 --> 00:22:32,274
‐ No. Look, I don't want
to waste your time, and I, um‐‐
559
00:22:32,853 --> 00:22:34,733
I'm really‐‐ I don't wanna
fuck up your art,
560
00:22:34,730 --> 00:22:37,320
which I think is really very cool.
561
00:22:37,316 --> 00:22:38,226
Um‐‐
562
00:22:39,193 --> 00:22:42,533
I, I don't know, I don't really think
I'm qualified to decide
563
00:22:42,529 --> 00:22:45,239
who deserves to get what
they get or whatever.
564
00:22:45,240 --> 00:22:46,120
I just‐‐
565
00:22:46,116 --> 00:22:48,486
‐ Well, I, I respect
your integrity, my dear,
566
00:22:48,493 --> 00:22:52,503
but the lines in this case
are, are quite clear.
567
00:22:53,373 --> 00:22:55,713
My ex is a bad guy.
568
00:22:56,835 --> 00:22:58,045
‐ Yeah, I know, I know, I get that.
569
00:22:58,045 --> 00:23:00,545
I get that he's, um, a bad guy
570
00:23:00,547 --> 00:23:03,297
and a total misogynist, um,
571
00:23:03,300 --> 00:23:06,140
from what you've said, is what I, I can‐‐
572
00:23:06,762 --> 00:23:09,432
But I don't know,
he, he loves music, you know.
573
00:23:09,431 --> 00:23:11,061
And I love music, and...
574
00:23:13,060 --> 00:23:15,100
this is a little embarrassing
to say out loud, but, um...
575
00:23:16,396 --> 00:23:18,646
music has saved
my life, you know.
576
00:23:19,399 --> 00:23:20,399
So many times.
577
00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:22,110
And I don't know,
578
00:23:22,110 --> 00:23:23,860
I just, I think it should be
for everyone, you know.
579
00:23:23,862 --> 00:23:25,862
It should be for good people
and for shitty people
580
00:23:25,864 --> 00:23:27,954
and just for everybody,
you know, like, um,
581
00:23:28,575 --> 00:23:29,405
wi‐fi.
582
00:23:29,993 --> 00:23:31,793
Or... healthcare.
583
00:23:32,204 --> 00:23:35,084
Not here but, um, most places.
584
00:23:35,666 --> 00:23:37,536
Hopefully here one day, right? Um‐‐
585
00:23:38,418 --> 00:23:39,418
‐ Uhh!
586
00:23:41,713 --> 00:23:42,673
‐ So, yeah.
587
00:23:44,466 --> 00:23:45,756
‐ That's your decision?
588
00:23:48,720 --> 00:23:50,640
‐ If Simon and Cherise
ever found out about this,
589
00:23:50,639 --> 00:23:51,769
they'd have me beheaded.
590
00:23:53,392 --> 00:23:54,692
I kinda want to do it myself.
591
00:23:57,604 --> 00:23:59,194
Yeah, that's my decision.
592
00:24:01,441 --> 00:24:02,441
‐ Okay.
593
00:24:03,527 --> 00:24:05,857
‐ Hey, Noreen, can I use the John?
594
00:24:06,280 --> 00:24:07,530
‐ I don't know, can you?
595
00:24:09,741 --> 00:24:10,741
‐ Okay.
596
00:24:11,577 --> 00:24:13,867
‐ What the fuck, Rob?
597
00:24:16,498 --> 00:24:19,458
Why did I side with the bad guy?
598
00:24:20,294 --> 00:24:22,214
‐ Look, I don't, I'm not trying
to over‐step here.
599
00:24:24,339 --> 00:24:26,219
It seemed like you were thinking,
600
00:24:28,343 --> 00:24:30,393
if they can take away this guy's records,
601
00:24:31,597 --> 00:24:32,847
just 'cause he
602
00:24:33,932 --> 00:24:36,312
sucks, but made some bad decisions,
603
00:24:37,519 --> 00:24:38,979
then you're wondering,
604
00:24:38,979 --> 00:24:40,519
like, when are they coming for mine?
605
00:24:44,234 --> 00:24:46,494
[mimicking Noreen]
I don't want you to feel bad
606
00:24:46,486 --> 00:24:49,196
about the mistakes you've made, Rob!
607
00:24:50,616 --> 00:24:52,866
We are all doing our best.
608
00:24:52,868 --> 00:24:54,788
‐ Oh! Oh, my God.
609
00:25:01,752 --> 00:25:02,792
‐ All right.
610
00:25:03,712 --> 00:25:05,962
‐ Not to get all... something,
611
00:25:05,964 --> 00:25:09,804
but I wanted to say that
I had a really good time today.
612
00:25:09,801 --> 00:25:10,841
‐ Yeah.
‐ With you.
613
00:25:12,095 --> 00:25:14,055
I wasn't sure what it was gonna be like
hanging out again.
614
00:25:14,056 --> 00:25:17,096
I thought it was gonna be weird
and awkward because of the whole
615
00:25:18,227 --> 00:25:20,147
sex thing, um‐‐
616
00:25:20,854 --> 00:25:22,734
I just wanted to say
that it was really fun.
617
00:25:22,731 --> 00:25:24,021
That's all I wanted to say.
Jesus.
618
00:25:24,441 --> 00:25:25,611
[clears throat]
619
00:25:25,609 --> 00:25:27,069
‐ Yeah. Yeah, it was, wasn't it?
620
00:25:27,069 --> 00:25:27,989
‐ Yeah.
621
00:25:29,738 --> 00:25:30,778
‐ Oh, hey, hey.
‐ Yep?
622
00:25:30,781 --> 00:25:31,951
‐ Uh, just before
623
00:25:33,116 --> 00:25:34,906
before you jet, um,
624
00:25:35,702 --> 00:25:36,952
this might be a weird move.
625
00:25:36,954 --> 00:25:39,004
‐ Yeah?
‐ Um‐‐
626
00:25:40,207 --> 00:25:42,167
‐ [laughs]
That's a weird move, for sure.
627
00:25:42,167 --> 00:25:45,087
‐ No, this is a,
this is an actual weird move.
628
00:25:45,879 --> 00:25:47,509
[mimicking trumpeting]
[gasps]
629
00:25:49,174 --> 00:25:50,184
Check that out.
630
00:25:50,759 --> 00:25:51,759
‐ Oh, my God.
631
00:25:52,678 --> 00:25:53,968
What?
‐ Yeah.
632
00:25:54,596 --> 00:25:56,306
‐ What? What?
‐ I, I took it.
633
00:25:56,765 --> 00:25:59,055
‐ Wh‐‐
‐ Yeah, I pilfered that.
634
00:25:59,059 --> 00:26:01,189
‐ Holy shit! Holy shit!
635
00:26:01,186 --> 00:26:02,556
What?
‐ Yeah, yeah, yeah.
636
00:26:03,564 --> 00:26:05,194
Yeah.
‐ Oh, my God.
637
00:26:05,190 --> 00:26:08,150
Dude. Dude!
638
00:26:08,151 --> 00:26:10,281
‐ I just, I've never seen
anybody look at anything
639
00:26:10,279 --> 00:26:12,569
the way you looked at that record,
I felt like it was important to have it.
640
00:26:12,573 --> 00:26:14,873
‐ Oh, my God.
‐ I was like... boop.
641
00:26:15,868 --> 00:26:17,328
‐ Clyde. Clyde?
642
00:26:17,327 --> 00:26:18,157
‐ Yes.
643
00:26:18,161 --> 00:26:20,001
‐ I've wanted one of these
since the eighth grade.
644
00:26:20,956 --> 00:26:21,866
‐ Awesome.
645
00:26:25,502 --> 00:26:26,342
‐ Wow.
646
00:26:29,882 --> 00:26:31,222
Wow, um,
647
00:26:35,554 --> 00:26:36,354
thank you.
648
00:26:37,306 --> 00:26:38,176
‐ Yeah.
649
00:26:39,141 --> 00:26:40,101
‐ You stole this?
650
00:26:41,852 --> 00:26:42,902
‐ Um‐‐
651
00:26:43,854 --> 00:26:45,194
‐ I can't believe you stole something.
652
00:26:46,106 --> 00:26:47,566
I mean, you get your shirts pressed, man.
653
00:26:47,566 --> 00:26:49,526
‐ I mean, I, like, stole it, kinda.
654
00:26:50,027 --> 00:26:51,697
'Cause I left her the twenty.
655
00:26:53,906 --> 00:26:54,866
‐ Of course you did.
656
00:26:55,240 --> 00:26:56,490
‐ Just so everybody's happy.
657
00:26:56,491 --> 00:26:57,741
Everybody gets their piece.
658
00:26:57,743 --> 00:26:58,623
‐ Bad‐ass‐ish.
659
00:26:59,161 --> 00:27:00,951
‐ Yeah, like bad‐ass‐adjacent.
660
00:27:07,669 --> 00:27:08,669
Um‐‐
661
00:27:11,381 --> 00:27:12,551
‐ Well, uh‐‐
662
00:27:13,342 --> 00:27:14,552
What?
663
00:27:14,551 --> 00:27:16,091
‐ No, no, go ahead.
‐ Oh.
664
00:27:16,094 --> 00:27:16,974
No, nothing.
665
00:27:18,931 --> 00:27:20,311
Well, thank you.
‐ Yeah.
666
00:27:21,683 --> 00:27:22,943
‐ All right, I'll see you around.
667
00:27:24,561 --> 00:27:25,481
‐ Okay.
668
00:27:26,271 --> 00:27:27,561
Hey, Rob.
669
00:27:27,564 --> 00:27:28,904
‐ Yeah?
‐ Um,
670
00:27:28,899 --> 00:27:30,779
maybe I'll pop by the shop sometime.
671
00:27:31,068 --> 00:27:32,148
‐ Yeah. Sure. Whatever.
672
00:27:34,363 --> 00:27:35,243
‐ All right.
673
00:27:38,242 --> 00:27:40,042
What the fuck was that?
674
00:27:42,871 --> 00:27:46,001
‐ What the fuck... was that?
675
00:27:45,999 --> 00:27:48,999
David Bowie's
The Man Who Sold The Moon playing
676
00:27:49,002 --> 00:27:51,802
677
00:27:58,929 --> 00:28:02,519
We passed upon the stair
678
00:28:03,350 --> 00:28:05,980
We spoke of was and when
679
00:28:07,354 --> 00:28:10,524
Although I wasn't there
680
00:28:11,775 --> 00:28:14,315
He said I was his friend
681
00:28:15,612 --> 00:28:18,702
Which came as some surprise
682
00:28:19,616 --> 00:28:22,696
I spoke into his eyes
683
00:28:22,703 --> 00:28:26,083
I thought you died alone
684
00:28:26,748 --> 00:28:29,748
A long long time ago
685
00:28:32,713 --> 00:28:35,673
Oh no, not me
686
00:28:36,925 --> 00:28:39,925
I never lost control
687
00:28:40,929 --> 00:28:43,929
You're face to face
688
00:28:44,850 --> 00:28:48,060
With the man who sold the world
689
00:28:48,937 --> 00:28:51,937
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