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[door opens in distance]
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[car alarm beeping]
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[distant horns honking]
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[groans]
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‐ One down, four to go.
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♪
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If you need answers,
you need to go to the source.
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And I need to know:
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why am I doomed to be left?
Why am I doomed to be... rejected?
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So, I'm gonna ask them.
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All of them.
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Next ex on the big ex list is Kat Mon‐‐
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♪ folksy guitar playing in cafe ♪
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Simon.
What are you doing in there?
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What?
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I'll come in. I'll come in.
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Excuse me. Sorry.
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What's up, dude?
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‐ Nothing's up.
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I'm just... just getting
a coffee beverage.
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‐ I'm sorry, have...
have you been body‐snatched?
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‐ I just thought I would try it out.
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‐ But we hate this place.
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‐ Yeah, I don't know. They have oat milk.
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‐ This is Mumford & Sons?
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‐ Yeah. It's probably.
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‐ Okay. So, um, check it out.
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I talked to Kevin Bannister's mom
last night‐‐
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‐ Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Kevin‐who's‐mom?
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‐ Bannister.
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My first boyfriend?
‐ Oh‐‐ Okay.
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‐ Number One on my "Top Five
All‐Time Heartbreak" list?
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Left me for Hannah Shepherd?
I've told you this.
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‐ You Top Five‐d your
All‐Time Heartbreaks?
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‐ Yeah.
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‐ Should we maybe wait till
after I have coffee
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to go wherever this is going?
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‐ Yeah, yeah. Sure, sure.
Do your thing. Do your thing.
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I've already had three.
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‐ $9.40.
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‐ He married her.
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Hannah Shephard is now Hannah Bannister.
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Isn't that incredible?
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‐ It's incredible.
‐ I mean, this whole time
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I thought he rejected me.
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But no. It was fate.
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‐ Well, there you have it.
‐ I feel fucking liberated, man.
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Which is why I'm reaching out
to everyone else on the list.
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‐ Everyone else?
‐ Yeah.
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There are more lessons
to be learned here, dude.
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‐ I mean, like "that it was just fate
and none of it was your fault"?
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‐ Can you take this seriously, please?
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‐ I, I'm doing my best.
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‐ Okay, so my plan was
to go chronologically,
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but since you're here, Simon,
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I'm hoping you can help me understand:
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why I'm doomed to be left?
Why I'm doomed to be... rejected?
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‐ You're asking me?
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Hold on. Do you think I rejected you?
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Rob, have you forgotten
that I'm homosexual?
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‐ Yeah, but did you know that
when we got together, though?
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‐ Wait a minute, I'm one of
your Top Five Heartbreaks?
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‐ That's why you always closed your eyes
when we had sex?
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‐ What can I get for you two?
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‐ I'll have the, uh,
currant‐forward Ethiopian, please.
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with a splash of oat milk.
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‐ I'm good.
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‐ It's $8.50.
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‐ Okay. Okay. Besides the fact
that I have a vagina,
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are there other things about me,
any traits you think
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that could have factored
into us not staying together?
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‐ Rob.
‐ Yeah.
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‐ I still make you mix tapes, all right.
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I say I like your outfit
even when I don't, at all.
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I even let you pop pimples on my back,
whenever you want.
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‐ I'm sorry, what's your point?
‐ My point is, Rob,
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this is how we acted and I treated you
when we were in a relationship,
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and this is what I continue to do now.
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We're still together.
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Okay? I never left.
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You get it?
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‐ Yes.
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Yes. I get it. Thank you.
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It's great.
‐ Hey.
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‐ Yeah.
‐ Take me off your goddamn list.
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Please.
‐ Done.
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‐ Got a currant‐forward Ethiopian.
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‐ Thanks.
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‐ Thank you.
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ROB:
That's fucking great!
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All right. Two down, three to go.
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‐ So you're really gonna talk
to all of them?
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‐ Yeah.
‐ Every single one of them. Even‐‐
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‐ Yes. Every single one.
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‐ Okay, dude? I have to say it:
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I think this is crazy.
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‐ Uh... no. $8.50 for a coffee is crazy.
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This is fuckin' genius.
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♪ Aura's Yesterday's Love playing ♪
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♪
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♪
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♪ I've been trying so hard ♪
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♪ To make ya see ♪
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♪ The love in me, baby ♪
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[humming]
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ROB: Open the window.
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‐ Ooh.
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[doorbell tinkles]
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SIMON: What is she‐‐
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‐ You're here early.
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‐ Yeah, well, you know, somebody got
to pick up the slack around here,
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you feel me?
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Oh, and, uh, we got that order in,
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Bee Tee Dubs. I handled it.
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‐ You handled the order.
CHERISE: Yep.
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‐ Oh my god.
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[muttering]
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CHERISE: I am on my shit today.
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[humming]
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‐ Is she taking out the trash?
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ROB: [laughing]
She's taking out the trash.
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‐ Where, uh‐‐
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‐ It's the one on the‐‐
‐ You're taking out the trash?
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‐ One on the right.
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‐ Yeah.
ROB: Just go out
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of that door and go to the right‐‐
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CHERISE: Your right or my right?
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‐ Uh, both of our rights.
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‐ It's the side where it's‐‐
We're on the same right.
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‐ The big black square one?
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ROB: Yes.
SIMON: That one.
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‐ Oh!
‐ What's going on?
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‐ Uh, pssh... it must be full moon.
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♪ Betty Davis'
They Say I'm different playing ♪
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‐ Okay, now,
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Kat Monroe.
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I'm not totally sure
I'm ready for this, but‐‐
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[exhales forcefully, then clears throat]
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[line ringing]
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♪ They say I’m different'cause I’m a piece of sugar cane ♪
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[line disconnects]
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OPERATOR: The number you dialedis not in service.
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[slams receiver]
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‐ Changed her number.
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That's okay.
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Important people do that.
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I should resign myself to the idea
that Kat might be hard to track down.
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She's a myth, she's a legend,
she's...
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on goddamn Instagram!
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♪ Every mornin'I'd have to slop the hogs ♪
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♪ And they'd be gettin' off humpin'to John Lee Hooker ♪
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♪
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♪
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♪ They say I'm different ♪
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‐ Hey.
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‐ 'Sup.
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‐ You guys have a bathroom?
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‐ Nah. Customers only.
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‐ You can't make an exception?
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‐ Nah, I can't. 'Cause, you know,
if I let, if I let you go,
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I gotta let everybody else go
to the bathroom.
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And I can't do that. So‐‐
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‐ But I'm the only one here‐‐
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‐ But, dude, can you just go
to the coffee shop, please.
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They got one there.
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‐ I can see the bathroom right there.
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CHERISE:
Motherfucker, just walk straight,
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go up the steps, make a left,
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walk two blocks, turn left,
and you found it.
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‐ Okay.
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‐ [mockingly] Okay, bye‐bye.
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Don't forget to vote.
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[door slams]
ROB: Hey, Cherise.
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‐ Yeah, Rob?
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‐ What does it mean when someone has
a blue check mark next to their name?
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‐ What are you talking about,
a blue check‐‐
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‐ That. What is that?
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‐ Oh, damn, you stalking Kat Monroe?
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What's wrong with you?
‐ I'm not stalking her.
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Wait, how do you know Kat?
‐ Uh, 'cause I own my own cellular device.
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Oh, shit.
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Is she in your Top Five
All‐Time Boo‐Hoo list?
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‐ Simon!
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‐ She's very intuitive.
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‐ No, listen. For real, for real,
no judgment.
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I'm here for you. You know what I mean?
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If you want to take a vision quest
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and go into your past
and sort some shit out,
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that's dope.
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Matter of fact,
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you want some DMT?
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‐ What does it mean, Cherise?
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‐ Now, listen to me,
because I know a guy‐‐
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‐ Cherise, what does
the fucking check mark mean?
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‐ It means she's verified, dude.
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She is internet royalty.
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‐ She's been anointed
a public figure by the Instagods.
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‐ Yup. I heard
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she helped The Carters
pick out their art collection.
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You sure you really dated her?
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‐ Yeah.
‐ And you slid into her DMs?
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‐ I guess.
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‐ Oooh! She left it on seen.
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‐ Wait. You can see she saw it?
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[snickers]
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‐ She is an evil petty bitch,
and I fuckin' love her!
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[Cherise laughing]
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[crowd cheering, applauding]
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WOMAN:
All right, you brilliant idiots.
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I am thrilled to bring out
the last comic of the night.
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Give it up for Justin Kitt.
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ROB: Justin, on the other hand,was very easy to get a hold of.
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He still has the sameMicrosoft Paint website.
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And he still does Thursday nights atthe same shitty West Village comedy club.
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‐ All right. Some of you
gave me the look‐‐
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ROB:
If this all sounds terribly unsexy,
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I guess it's because... it is.
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Or he is. Or was.
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I think.
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There's actually a lot aboutthis relationship I don't really remember.
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Huh.
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‐ See, I acknowledge my male privilege,
so you know I'm woke.
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And I acknowledge
my aforementioned acknowledgement,
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so you know I'm self‐aware.
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I got this.
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[clears throat]
Hey, you.
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Dating apps. Who's swiping? Anybody?
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Rob Brooks.
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I thought that was you.
‐ In the flesh.
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‐ Still drinking whiskey neat
like a tough guy?
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‐ Still drinking vodka soda
like a little bitch?
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‐ You got that?
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[Rob clears throat]
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So... what brings you in?
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‐ Um... all right.
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Bear with me here, okay?
‐ Okay.
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‐ I'm kinda doing this‐‐
[cell phone buzzing]
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‐ Oh shit, hang on one sec.
‐ Oh yeah. Sure.
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‐ Hey.
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No, I told you I'm doing
a late set tonight.
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‐ Yeah.
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‐ Oh, shit. I'm really sorry.
Put him on the phone.
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Hey, Spider‐Man.
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Listen, Daddy's gonna be home
a little bit late tonight, okay?
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Spider‐Man?
Hel‐‐ Hey.
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No, he didn't say anything.
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Yes, Sheila. I did the Spider‐‐ Hello?
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[sighs heavily]
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‐ You have a kid?
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‐ I got a kid
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and a baby mama.
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And... I don't think either of them
like me too much.
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‐ Oh. Shit.
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I'm sorry.
‐ It's all right.
255
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It's just a bit of a rough patch.
256
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She thinks I drink too much.
257
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‐ Do you?
‐ Of course.
258
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Anyway.
Sheila doesn't respect me,
259
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she certainly doesn't love me,
I got no idea how to talk to the kid.
260
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I mean, I go home‐‐
‐ I don't think I have the heart to launch
261
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into the whole "why did you
reject me" thing.
262
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This dude is... sad.
263
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‐ Anyway, it's really good
to see you, Rob.
264
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‐ Yeah, you too.
265
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‐ I know I was a real jerk and a mess
when we were together.
266
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‐ Oh‐‐
‐ No, but listen,
267
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honestly, afterwards, I just,
268
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pff, I got a whole lot worse.
269
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I mean, I'm not trying to make it sound
like things haven't been okay
270
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since you broke up with me.
271
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It's not like that,
but... they haven't been great‐‐
272
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‐ Oh, my God, he's right.
JUSTIN: You know how it goes‐‐
273
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‐ I broke up with him. I rejected him!
274
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God, this is great!
275
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Why didn't I do this years ago?
276
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Sorry to hear that, man.
277
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♪ A Tribe Called Quest's
Electric Relaxation playing ♪
278
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♪ Told you in the jamthat we can get down ♪
279
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♪ Now let's knock the bootslike the group H‐Town ♪
280
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♪ You got BBD all on your bedroom wall ♪
281
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♪ But I'm above the rimand this is how I ball ♪
282
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♪ A gritty little somethingon the New York street ♪
283
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♪ This is how I representover this here beat ♪
284
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♪ Talking 'bout you ♪
285
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♪ Yo, I took you out ♪
286
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♪ But sex was on my mindfor the whole damn route ♪
287
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‐ You know, I'm not totally sure
that the placement is the problem.
288
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‐ And I'm not totally sure
skinny jeans is your look,
289
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but you don't see me all up
in your goddamn ass, do you?
290
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‐ I'm just trying to help.
291
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‐ All right, go ahead, what is it?
292
00:11:04,623 --> 00:11:07,333
‐ I just think that there's,
that there's not much to latch onto.
293
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‐ The fuck are you talkin' about?
294
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‐ Everybody thinks that they're a bad‐ass.
295
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Everyone thinks they're unapologetic
and a visionary. Everybody thinks that.
296
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‐ Yeah, but I actually am though.
297
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‐ Sure. Right. I get that.
298
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But just, just, just be like,
299
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just a little bit more specific,
that's all.
300
00:11:20,973 --> 00:11:22,643
CHERISE: A little bit?
SIMON: That's it!
301
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Just, like, show people where
you're coming from, who you are.
302
00:11:25,602 --> 00:11:27,902
‐ I am... a badass.
‐ Understandable.
303
00:11:27,896 --> 00:11:29,606
‐ You gotta show 'em
where you're coming from.
304
00:11:29,606 --> 00:11:31,776
Right? Like, badass is like a big thing,
305
00:11:31,775 --> 00:11:33,145
but you need someone
to see something like,
306
00:11:33,151 --> 00:11:34,531
I'm into "Ooh!" and they're like,
307
00:11:34,528 --> 00:11:36,988
"Oh, that. I wanna be a part of that."
308
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[exhales heavily]
309
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That's it.
310
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Then you can put this shit wherever.
311
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And then people will come.
312
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‐ People will come?
313
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They will.
314
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‐ If you build it.
315
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‐ They will come?
316
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Ha, ha, ha! Yes.
317
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‐ I'm sorry, can I, can I move these
out of the way for you?
318
00:12:00,512 --> 00:12:02,812
‐ Oh, yeah, please. Thank you.
Get that out the way.
319
00:12:03,182 --> 00:12:04,022
Drrr‐oo!
320
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Du‐du!
321
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[telephone ringing]
322
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‐ Championship.
WOMAN: Hi, is this Rob?
323
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Speaking.
‐ Hi, it's Kat.
324
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‐ Um... hey‐‐ hey!
325
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Ho‐‐ how are you?
326
00:12:22,743 --> 00:12:26,543
‐ Sorry I didn't call sooner. I was
at this awful silent retreat in Bali,
327
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no internet service,
328
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the most temperamental monks.
329
00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:31,293
Just plain awful.
330
00:12:31,293 --> 00:12:32,543
Anyway,
331
00:12:32,544 --> 00:12:34,634
how've you been
the last nine million years?
332
00:12:35,255 --> 00:12:37,465
What's the damage? Tell me everything.
333
00:12:37,466 --> 00:12:39,126
‐ This is seriously how she talks.
334
00:12:39,134 --> 00:12:40,764
I mean, what is this, a John Hughes movie?
335
00:12:41,803 --> 00:12:44,263
Um, yeah, I'm, I'm good. I'm good.
336
00:12:44,264 --> 00:12:45,774
‐ Aw. That's really great, Rob.
337
00:12:45,766 --> 00:12:48,846
Makes me so happy to hear
that you're doing so well.
338
00:12:48,852 --> 00:12:50,312
‐ Didn't say I was doing so well, but‐‐
339
00:12:50,312 --> 00:12:51,772
‐ Isn't it funny to think
340
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that we used to spend hoursjust dreaming about
341
00:12:54,316 --> 00:12:56,146
the lives that we would lead
10 years down the line
342
00:12:56,151 --> 00:12:58,071
and now here we are living them?
343
00:12:58,070 --> 00:12:59,660
It's so... I don't know‐‐
344
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‐ Remarkable.
345
00:13:01,990 --> 00:13:02,990
KAT: Remarkable.
346
00:13:03,867 --> 00:13:06,157
‐ Yeah, it is. Yeah, it is.
347
00:13:06,161 --> 00:13:07,871
KAT:
So, are you in or you out, Rob?
348
00:13:07,871 --> 00:13:09,211
‐ I'm sorry, am I, am I what?
349
00:13:09,498 --> 00:13:13,998
‐ Well... I received a spate
of these "ex calls" recently.
350
00:13:14,002 --> 00:13:17,672
It's probably the downside of beingvaguely whatever on the internet.
351
00:13:17,673 --> 00:13:20,013
And everyone just seems
to be going through
352
00:13:20,551 --> 00:13:22,181
these "what‐does‐it‐all‐mean?" trips.
353
00:13:23,011 --> 00:13:24,221
Remember Caitlin?
354
00:13:24,930 --> 00:13:26,100
I went out with her after you?
355
00:13:26,682 --> 00:13:27,562
‐ Ka‐‐
356
00:13:28,725 --> 00:13:29,765
Um, vaguely.
357
00:13:29,768 --> 00:13:31,398
‐ Yeah, yeah.
So, she called me up recently,
358
00:13:31,395 --> 00:13:34,395
and she was trying to rehash the past.
359
00:13:34,398 --> 00:13:36,608
And was I up for it? No, I wasn't.
360
00:13:36,608 --> 00:13:38,858
But I am open to being pals, Rob.
361
00:13:38,861 --> 00:13:41,071
So if you're around
for a time, I'd love to,
362
00:13:41,071 --> 00:13:42,321
I'd love to see you and catch up.
363
00:13:42,322 --> 00:13:44,452
‐ Oh, well, uh...
[chuckles]
364
00:13:44,449 --> 00:13:45,869
I'm not trying to rehash anything.
365
00:13:46,368 --> 00:13:47,738
I, uh, I hate rehashing.
366
00:13:47,744 --> 00:13:49,084
Rehashing sucks.
367
00:13:49,454 --> 00:13:51,254
‐ Yeah. You should stop by mine tonight.
368
00:13:51,957 --> 00:13:52,957
If you're in.
369
00:13:53,709 --> 00:13:56,129
So... are you?
370
00:13:56,587 --> 00:13:58,797
‐ Tonight. I might be‐‐
371
00:13:58,797 --> 00:13:59,757
[inhales sharply]
372
00:13:59,756 --> 00:14:01,376
Let me just check my, um,
373
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calendar real fast.
374
00:14:04,386 --> 00:14:05,386
Let me just check my‐‐
375
00:14:07,181 --> 00:14:08,851
Uh... yeah, you know, I have something,
376
00:14:08,849 --> 00:14:10,099
but I can, I can move it.
377
00:14:10,100 --> 00:14:11,890
So, yeah, I'm in.
KAT: Cool.
378
00:14:12,394 --> 00:14:14,404
I don't like this.
Take it.
379
00:14:17,608 --> 00:14:20,148
♪
380
00:14:26,825 --> 00:14:29,615
‐ Ha‐ha. That is exactly right.
381
00:14:30,954 --> 00:14:33,254
‐ New York is full of people
who make you feel not enough.
382
00:14:33,248 --> 00:14:36,248
There's always someone more successful
or richer or prettier than you.
383
00:14:38,003 --> 00:14:39,713
Kat made me feel not enough.
384
00:14:39,713 --> 00:14:40,553
[cash register dings]
385
00:14:40,547 --> 00:14:42,007
She also made me feel special.
386
00:14:42,758 --> 00:14:43,928
Until she left me.
387
00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:48,014
After which I felt...
especially not enough.
388
00:14:48,013 --> 00:14:48,933
‐ You wearing lipstick?
389
00:14:49,681 --> 00:14:51,431
‐ No.
‐ That's lipstick.
390
00:14:51,767 --> 00:14:52,767
‐ Shut up.
391
00:14:53,852 --> 00:14:55,272
It wouldn't be till Mac
392
00:14:55,270 --> 00:14:58,360
that a person made me feel
both special and enough.
393
00:14:58,357 --> 00:15:01,777
And if you find that person
in this fuckin' city,
394
00:15:01,777 --> 00:15:03,607
you're crazy if you let them go.
395
00:15:07,366 --> 00:15:08,366
Ugh.
396
00:15:12,996 --> 00:15:14,996
[street traffic]
397
00:15:17,292 --> 00:15:18,842
Turns out I'm crazy.
398
00:15:22,923 --> 00:15:24,343
♪ electronic music playing faintly ♪
399
00:15:24,341 --> 00:15:25,431
[clears throat]
400
00:15:31,390 --> 00:15:33,430
♪ electronic music grows louder ♪
401
00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:35,443
‐ Rob.
‐ Hey, Kat.
402
00:15:35,435 --> 00:15:36,435
How are you?
403
00:15:38,647 --> 00:15:39,937
Mmm!
KAT: Oh!
404
00:15:40,941 --> 00:15:42,481
‐ Are you still smoking?
405
00:15:42,484 --> 00:15:43,444
‐ Yeah, a little.
406
00:15:43,861 --> 00:15:44,901
WOMAN: Kat!
407
00:15:44,903 --> 00:15:47,113
You need to tag me in the pictures.
KAT: Yeah.
408
00:15:47,114 --> 00:15:48,204
Yeah, yeah.
409
00:15:48,198 --> 00:15:49,698
‐ Oh, shit. Am I, am I crashing?
410
00:15:49,700 --> 00:15:51,240
‐ What? No, no. Not at all.
411
00:15:51,243 --> 00:15:52,453
I told you it'd be a time.
412
00:15:52,953 --> 00:15:53,793
‐ A time, right.
413
00:15:53,787 --> 00:15:54,957
That's a lot of people.
414
00:15:56,206 --> 00:15:57,416
Wow, this‐‐ Oh!
415
00:15:57,875 --> 00:16:00,085
Hmm. Got a... got a little‐‐
416
00:16:00,085 --> 00:16:01,085
Can I?
‐ Yeah.
417
00:16:05,674 --> 00:16:08,184
I... got a little lipstick on.
418
00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:11,469
This is cool? This is‐‐
419
00:16:11,471 --> 00:16:13,601
You got some swings.
‐ Yeah.
420
00:16:13,599 --> 00:16:15,099
Just throw your shit everywhere‐‐
421
00:16:15,100 --> 00:16:15,980
‐ Oh, yeah, cool.
422
00:16:16,351 --> 00:16:17,561
Oh, I, um, I bought a little‐‐
423
00:16:17,561 --> 00:16:19,191
‐ Oh, my God! Dude!
424
00:16:19,188 --> 00:16:20,058
Oh, my God!
425
00:16:20,063 --> 00:16:23,783
Do you remember the time
when we just drank the cheapest beer,
426
00:16:23,775 --> 00:16:25,645
and nobody gave a shit?
‐ Yeah.
427
00:16:25,652 --> 00:16:26,652
‐ So young and free.
428
00:16:26,653 --> 00:16:28,493
‐ Yeah, I thought
it would be funny to bring it.
429
00:16:28,488 --> 00:16:29,618
‐ Yup.
430
00:16:31,325 --> 00:16:33,155
You know, I got the cutest jacket today.
431
00:16:33,160 --> 00:16:36,290
And I think, I think you might be
the only person here
432
00:16:36,288 --> 00:16:37,998
who could just pull it off.
433
00:16:37,998 --> 00:16:39,998
Trust me, just try it on.
434
00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:41,920
‐ I think, I'm fine. It's‐‐
‐ Trust me.
435
00:16:44,087 --> 00:16:45,297
‐ Might be a little hot for this, no?
436
00:16:45,297 --> 00:16:46,837
‐ Mm, no. It's breathable.
437
00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:47,840
God!
438
00:16:50,844 --> 00:16:51,934
Okay.
439
00:16:54,348 --> 00:16:55,678
You're fucking remarkable.
440
00:16:56,391 --> 00:16:57,391
Oh, my God.
441
00:17:03,524 --> 00:17:04,864
Hi, baby!
442
00:17:08,820 --> 00:17:10,490
Pretty good, right?
‐ Yeah, this is.
443
00:17:10,489 --> 00:17:12,869
Oh, hey. Um, I'll be right back.
444
00:17:12,866 --> 00:17:14,946
Mingle.
‐ Oh‐‐ Okay.
445
00:17:14,952 --> 00:17:16,952
[party chatter]
446
00:17:17,913 --> 00:17:21,293
‐ Hey, can you help me
with a photo real quick, over there?
447
00:17:21,291 --> 00:17:23,541
‐ Oh, I'm, I'm not really good at that.
Maybe you wanna ask someone‐‐
448
00:17:23,544 --> 00:17:26,464
‐ No, no, no, you don't have to be good.
Like, you just come here.
449
00:17:26,463 --> 00:17:29,133
Like, make it look
very fucked up and vibey, okay?
450
00:17:29,132 --> 00:17:30,432
Just‐‐
‐ Oh, okay. All right.
451
00:17:30,425 --> 00:17:31,545
All right.
452
00:17:31,552 --> 00:17:33,972
‐ Wait. Turn the flash on, please.
‐ Oh, sorry. Okay.
453
00:17:33,971 --> 00:17:34,931
‐ Is it on?
‐ Yeah.
454
00:17:34,930 --> 00:17:35,930
‐ Okay. Good.
455
00:17:37,850 --> 00:17:38,770
ROB: Hot.
456
00:17:39,226 --> 00:17:40,186
‐ Does it look real?
457
00:17:40,686 --> 00:17:42,596
‐ Uh, yeah, looks, looks real.
458
00:17:42,604 --> 00:17:44,314
‐ Does it look fucked up and vibey?
459
00:17:44,898 --> 00:17:46,478
‐ Um‐‐
‐ Wait, can you see the can?
460
00:17:46,942 --> 00:17:48,862
‐ Yeah, the can's in the photo.
461
00:17:48,861 --> 00:17:49,781
‐ Cool.
462
00:17:50,529 --> 00:17:51,569
‐ Looks pretty fucked up.
463
00:17:51,572 --> 00:17:53,662
‐ Oh, sick. Thank you very much.
464
00:17:53,657 --> 00:17:54,527
‐ Yep.
465
00:17:58,579 --> 00:18:00,039
‐ [Kat clears throat]
‐ [bell tinkling]
466
00:18:00,038 --> 00:18:01,998
‐ Dinner time! Come on.
467
00:18:04,543 --> 00:18:07,593
That's when I told her, no,
you can't come to my birthday party.
468
00:18:07,588 --> 00:18:10,128
'Cause Beyoncé might be there
and you fucking bit her.
469
00:18:10,132 --> 00:18:11,682
[laughter]
470
00:18:12,217 --> 00:18:14,217
‐ Kat tells me you own a record store?
471
00:18:14,219 --> 00:18:16,929
‐ Mm‐hmm.
‐ That's so dope.
472
00:18:17,723 --> 00:18:19,983
I've always been shy
about my musical preferences
473
00:18:19,975 --> 00:18:21,635
for, like, fear of judgment.
474
00:18:22,561 --> 00:18:24,481
‐ Most of it comes down
to just blind conviction.
475
00:18:24,479 --> 00:18:25,769
‐ Exactly.
476
00:18:25,772 --> 00:18:28,152
Like, do men feel the need
to justify everything?
477
00:18:28,150 --> 00:18:29,230
No.
478
00:18:29,234 --> 00:18:31,954
They just... take up space, exist.
479
00:18:31,945 --> 00:18:32,775
‐ Right.
480
00:18:32,779 --> 00:18:35,409
‐ It's so bad‐ass for you
to not only occupy
481
00:18:35,407 --> 00:18:39,327
but freaking own...
such a historically masculine space.
482
00:18:39,995 --> 00:18:41,035
‐ Yeah, I guess it is kind of bad‐ass.
483
00:18:42,539 --> 00:18:44,169
I should hate these people.
484
00:18:44,166 --> 00:18:48,456
And I think I do,
but just... give me a second.
485
00:18:48,462 --> 00:18:50,302
‐ So how do you know Kat?
486
00:18:50,297 --> 00:18:52,047
‐ Um... we used to date.
487
00:18:52,508 --> 00:18:54,088
But now I guess we're pals.
488
00:18:54,551 --> 00:18:55,471
Yeah. How about you?
489
00:18:55,469 --> 00:18:58,389
‐ Well, to be honest,
we've actually never met IRL.
490
00:18:58,388 --> 00:18:59,808
But I've followed her for months.
491
00:19:00,182 --> 00:19:01,232
‐ Right.
492
00:19:01,225 --> 00:19:03,635
‐ Actually, this is the first time
meeting anyone here.
493
00:19:04,728 --> 00:19:05,728
‐ What?
‐ Don't get me wrong,
494
00:19:05,729 --> 00:19:08,609
I'm usually averse to doing these
Instagram Influencer meet‐ups.
495
00:19:08,607 --> 00:19:11,737
But we're getting paid so much
to hawk this Soju shit.
496
00:19:12,611 --> 00:19:13,821
Korean money runs deep.
497
00:19:14,488 --> 00:19:15,488
Take a selfie.
498
00:19:15,489 --> 00:19:19,539
♪ hip‐hop music playing ♪
499
00:19:19,535 --> 00:19:21,785
♪
500
00:19:26,333 --> 00:19:28,383
[indiscernible conversations]
501
00:19:29,086 --> 00:19:31,416
‐ Yeah. I hate these people.
They're awful.
502
00:19:32,464 --> 00:19:34,424
And the most awful of the awful?
503
00:19:34,883 --> 00:19:36,683
Fucking Kat Monroe.
504
00:19:39,221 --> 00:19:41,391
KAT:
Nobody in this world is making‐‐
505
00:19:41,390 --> 00:19:44,730
ROB: She doesn't listen to anyone,she says terrible stupid things
506
00:19:44,726 --> 00:19:46,726
that mean absolutely nothing,
507
00:19:46,728 --> 00:19:48,228
and she totally gets away with it,
508
00:19:48,230 --> 00:19:50,570
because no one here cares what you say
509
00:19:50,566 --> 00:19:52,726
as long as your selfies are lit right.
510
00:19:53,610 --> 00:19:55,740
[shutters clicking]
511
00:19:56,280 --> 00:19:57,910
‐ Oh, my God. Yes!
512
00:19:58,365 --> 00:20:00,405
Yes, I will see you soon. Call me, okay?
513
00:20:00,409 --> 00:20:02,119
WOMAN: Thank you.
KAT: Say hi to Alberto.
514
00:20:02,119 --> 00:20:03,329
WOMAN: Bye.
515
00:20:03,328 --> 00:20:04,658
KAT: Bye.
[door closes]
516
00:20:04,663 --> 00:20:07,003
[sighs heavily]
Oh, fuck.
517
00:20:09,168 --> 00:20:10,998
[exhales forcefully]
518
00:20:15,716 --> 00:20:16,926
Hi, Rob.
519
00:20:16,925 --> 00:20:18,005
‐ Hey, Kat.
520
00:20:19,261 --> 00:20:20,141
‐ What?
521
00:20:21,555 --> 00:20:22,755
‐ That was quite the production.
522
00:20:22,764 --> 00:20:24,184
‐ Oh, my God, I know.
523
00:20:24,183 --> 00:20:26,643
I mean, it's, it's all a bit ridiculous,
but, you know,
524
00:20:27,144 --> 00:20:29,864
it's opening doors...
and the sponsorship pays.
525
00:20:30,647 --> 00:20:33,727
Plus these Soju dudes
were just... so eager.
526
00:20:34,526 --> 00:20:36,356
I just felt bad for them, you know?
527
00:20:37,738 --> 00:20:38,908
You were great, by the way.
528
00:20:38,906 --> 00:20:40,316
‐ Yeah, so, Kat,
529
00:20:40,866 --> 00:20:41,986
why'd you leave me for Caitlin?
530
00:20:41,992 --> 00:20:43,162
‐ Oh, my God. Fuck!
531
00:20:43,785 --> 00:20:45,155
I fuckin' knew it!
532
00:20:45,162 --> 00:20:46,542
I fuckin' knew, motherfucker.
533
00:20:46,538 --> 00:20:49,168
I knew that you were going through one
of those "what‐does‐it‐all‐mean?" things!
534
00:20:49,541 --> 00:20:50,921
I fuckin' knew it, I'm telling you.
535
00:20:51,376 --> 00:20:53,166
Shit!
‐ I am.
536
00:20:53,170 --> 00:20:55,420
I am. Very much so.
537
00:20:57,966 --> 00:20:59,636
It's okay, I can take it.
538
00:21:03,222 --> 00:21:04,222
Look.
539
00:21:05,349 --> 00:21:06,809
I mean, of course
540
00:21:07,184 --> 00:21:10,484
I thought that you were charming
and thoughtful.
541
00:21:10,896 --> 00:21:13,766
And I just, I adored the way
that you just got consumed
542
00:21:13,774 --> 00:21:15,234
by all of the things that you loved.
543
00:21:16,026 --> 00:21:19,026
But I just felt that I was...
dragging you a bit?
544
00:21:19,571 --> 00:21:21,871
And Caitlin was less hard work?
545
00:21:21,865 --> 00:21:24,195
Like, a little bit sunnier.
546
00:21:24,535 --> 00:21:25,535
Sparkier.
547
00:21:25,953 --> 00:21:29,163
Like, a little bit more...
sure of herself?
548
00:21:29,164 --> 00:21:31,124
‐ Okay. All right.
Thank you, that's really helpful.
549
00:21:31,124 --> 00:21:33,344
‐ And you just always seemed
550
00:21:34,920 --> 00:21:37,840
like, how do I put this,
in search of yourself?
551
00:21:37,840 --> 00:21:42,760
Like, looking for constant purpose
and validation?
552
00:21:43,804 --> 00:21:46,014
‐ Is that it?
‐ You could also be a bit obsessive,
553
00:21:46,014 --> 00:21:47,434
like, um, a little
554
00:21:48,308 --> 00:21:49,808
too in touch with your feelings.
555
00:21:50,769 --> 00:21:52,399
‐ Okay.
‐ I hope it's not hurtful.
556
00:21:52,396 --> 00:21:53,976
You seem like you're doing great now,
557
00:21:53,981 --> 00:21:56,611
if it's, you know... any consolation.
558
00:21:57,568 --> 00:21:59,438
Oh, fuck. We gotta go.
559
00:21:59,444 --> 00:22:02,744
I need to be out by 10 or I'm screwed.
560
00:22:02,739 --> 00:22:03,449
‐ What do you mean?
561
00:22:03,448 --> 00:22:05,368
‐ Oh, my God. You thought
that I live here?
562
00:22:06,702 --> 00:22:08,042
Fuck, you're funny.
563
00:22:08,036 --> 00:22:10,206
Honey, this is an events rental. Come on.
564
00:22:13,917 --> 00:22:15,287
Let's go. Chop‐chop.
565
00:22:18,505 --> 00:22:20,215
‐ Oh, shit.
566
00:22:20,215 --> 00:22:22,005
Da‐da‐da‐da‐da!
567
00:22:22,009 --> 00:22:23,179
Read it to me!
568
00:22:23,886 --> 00:22:25,756
Okay. "Front woman looking for a band.
569
00:22:25,762 --> 00:22:28,142
"Once in a generation
soul samurai front woman
570
00:22:28,140 --> 00:22:30,100
"(Aretha‐meets‐Ann Wilson‐
meets‐Wilson Pickett‐
571
00:22:30,100 --> 00:22:31,440
"meets‐Cree Summer‐meets‐Prince,
572
00:22:31,435 --> 00:22:33,395
but taller and not such a weirdo)"
‐Weirdo.
573
00:22:33,395 --> 00:22:35,265
‐ seeks galactic cowboy supergroup."
574
00:22:35,272 --> 00:22:36,822
‐ Read my motherfuckin' influences.
575
00:22:36,815 --> 00:22:38,145
‐ "Influences must include:
576
00:22:38,650 --> 00:22:41,150
"Stevie Wonder '66‐'77 only...
‐ Stevie Wonder!
577
00:22:41,153 --> 00:22:43,913
James Brown, Live at the Apollo 1963
(mostly side A)."
578
00:22:43,906 --> 00:22:45,156
♪ Mostly side A ♪
579
00:22:45,157 --> 00:22:48,077
‐ "King Crimson, but not so prog.
Dungen but more Nordic.
580
00:22:48,076 --> 00:22:49,696
"Cream, but only Ginger and Jack.
581
00:22:49,703 --> 00:22:52,003
"The tambourine
on While My Guitar Gently Weeps.
582
00:22:51,997 --> 00:22:53,667
"The tambourine on Edwin Starr's War.
583
00:22:53,665 --> 00:22:56,035
"Think Brian Eno producing
Beyoncé fronting Soul Coughing
584
00:22:56,043 --> 00:22:58,303
"but with Daniel Ash on guitar.
585
00:22:58,295 --> 00:23:00,165
See Cherise in store for more info."
586
00:23:00,172 --> 00:23:01,302
That's definitely more specific.
587
00:23:01,882 --> 00:23:03,882
[laughter]
588
00:23:07,971 --> 00:23:09,851
SIMON: You look like
a high fashion Ninja Turtle.
589
00:23:09,848 --> 00:23:11,058
‐ No, it doesn't!
590
00:23:11,058 --> 00:23:14,438
Yo, I could have told you
that lady is the motherfuckin' worst.
591
00:23:14,436 --> 00:23:17,146
Bro, she livestreams
her workouts every morning.
592
00:23:17,147 --> 00:23:18,397
It's the ultimate hate‐watch.
593
00:23:18,398 --> 00:23:21,818
‐ You know she told me I was obsessive
and too in touch with my feelings.
594
00:23:24,696 --> 00:23:27,656
‐ Those are not the words I would use‐‐
‐ What? No. Not at all. Fuck her.
595
00:23:27,658 --> 00:23:28,988
‐ Yeah.
CHERISE: That is crazy.
596
00:23:28,992 --> 00:23:29,912
‐ Yeah.
597
00:23:31,328 --> 00:23:33,538
‐ Yeah, she said
some really fuckin' hurtful shit.
598
00:23:34,122 --> 00:23:38,132
I am... yeah, I'm done with this...
this whole thing. I'm done.
599
00:23:38,126 --> 00:23:39,546
‐ Thank you. Thank you.
600
00:23:39,545 --> 00:23:41,415
‐ You know, it's weird and stupid.
601
00:23:41,421 --> 00:23:43,301
‐ I'm glad you finally realized that.
602
00:23:46,051 --> 00:23:48,141
‐ Although‐‐
‐ Fuck me!
603
00:23:48,136 --> 00:23:51,176
‐ Why should I care what a person
like that thinks about me, anyway?
604
00:23:51,181 --> 00:23:52,471
‐ Exactly.
‐ You should not.
605
00:23:52,474 --> 00:23:53,894
‐ She sucks.
‐ She sucks.
606
00:23:53,892 --> 00:23:57,352
‐ I should want... to be rejected
by someone like that.
607
00:23:57,354 --> 00:23:58,564
‐ How the fuck did you get
from that to this?
608
00:23:58,564 --> 00:23:59,694
‐ What kind of mentality is that? No.
ROB: Yes.
609
00:23:59,690 --> 00:24:01,860
Yes. Yes!
CHERISE: Are you serious?
610
00:24:01,859 --> 00:24:03,649
‐ Oh, my God. Freedom!
611
00:24:03,652 --> 00:24:06,742
The lessons. The lessons.
This idea is so fuckin' baller.
612
00:24:07,239 --> 00:24:09,279
‐ You're gonna end up
with your ex's ballers on your face,
613
00:24:09,283 --> 00:24:10,833
if you keep up
with this list shit, all right?
614
00:24:10,826 --> 00:24:13,156
Now, you gonna sit here and lie to me
and tell me you ain't fucked
none of them exes?
615
00:24:13,161 --> 00:24:15,001
‐ No. This is about the truth, Cherise.
616
00:24:14,997 --> 00:24:16,157
SIMON: Exactly.
617
00:24:16,164 --> 00:24:18,794
Which is why you need to quit
while you're ahead.
618
00:24:18,792 --> 00:24:20,042
‐ What do you mean?
619
00:24:20,043 --> 00:24:21,253
‐ Just stop.
620
00:24:21,253 --> 00:24:23,093
Quit before you get to the one
that broke your heart.
621
00:24:23,088 --> 00:24:24,718
‐ Mac is next.
622
00:24:24,715 --> 00:24:26,715
SIMON:
Yeah. Just don't do it.
623
00:24:31,638 --> 00:24:32,718
‐ Nope. I'm doing it.
624
00:24:32,723 --> 00:24:34,223
‐ Okay. Sure.
625
00:24:35,893 --> 00:24:36,773
[slams glass on table]
626
00:24:36,768 --> 00:24:39,058
‐ Four down. One to go.
[grunts]
627
00:24:39,688 --> 00:24:42,568
‐ Yo, what is the probability
that she gonna fuck Mac.
628
00:24:42,566 --> 00:24:43,976
‐ Fifty‐fifty.
629
00:24:43,984 --> 00:24:46,994
♪
630
00:24:46,987 --> 00:24:49,657
♪ Beastie Boys' I Don't Know playing ♪
631
00:24:49,656 --> 00:24:52,326
♪
632
00:24:52,326 --> 00:24:55,446
♪ What's pleasing to ♪
633
00:24:56,246 --> 00:24:57,786
♪ The eye ♪
634
00:25:00,959 --> 00:25:05,709
♪ In the delusion of my sight ♪
635
00:25:08,842 --> 00:25:12,552
♪ Is not what I find ♪
636
00:25:12,554 --> 00:25:15,934
♪ When I reach into the light ♪
637
00:25:17,601 --> 00:25:22,021
♪ I have lost my mind ♪
638
00:25:22,022 --> 00:25:23,232
[chuckles]
639
00:25:24,233 --> 00:25:25,903
"What are you doing, Rob?
Why are you here?"
640
00:25:25,901 --> 00:25:27,241
Yeah, fuck that.
[clears throat]
641
00:25:29,071 --> 00:25:30,071
MAC: Hey.
642
00:25:30,489 --> 00:25:31,819
‐ Hey!
643
00:25:32,783 --> 00:25:33,833
‐ Rob.
644
00:25:36,245 --> 00:25:37,655
‐ Surprise!
645
00:25:37,663 --> 00:25:38,833
‐ What's up?
646
00:25:39,289 --> 00:25:40,289
‐ Nothin'.
647
00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:44,210
Oh, what's up? Why am I out here?
648
00:25:44,211 --> 00:25:48,381
Um, yeah, I was, uh, I was just over
at the bar with Simon and Cherise,
649
00:25:48,382 --> 00:25:50,342
and we were talking
and I was gonna walk home
650
00:25:50,342 --> 00:25:52,552
and then I remembered
that you live near here now,
651
00:25:52,553 --> 00:25:54,433
so I thought, um, maybe I would stop‐‐
652
00:25:54,429 --> 00:25:55,349
‐ Rob.
653
00:25:56,098 --> 00:25:57,678
ROB: Yeah?
‐ Do you want to come up for a sec?
654
00:25:58,183 --> 00:25:59,233
‐ Yeah. That'd be great.
655
00:26:08,485 --> 00:26:09,435
‐ You want a drink?
656
00:26:10,112 --> 00:26:11,282
‐ Uh, yeah.
657
00:26:11,280 --> 00:26:12,820
‐ I think I've got some
of that tea you like.
658
00:26:14,658 --> 00:26:15,988
‐ Maybe something stronger.
‐ Yeah.
659
00:26:16,493 --> 00:26:17,493
Definitely.
‐ Yeah.
660
00:26:19,121 --> 00:26:20,251
[clears throat]
661
00:26:24,126 --> 00:26:25,286
Oh, hey, Marco.
662
00:26:26,128 --> 00:26:27,128
What's up, little dude?
663
00:26:29,256 --> 00:26:30,546
‐ [meows]
‐ [Rob chuckles]
664
00:26:36,388 --> 00:26:37,428
You got your own.
665
00:26:38,056 --> 00:26:39,176
‐ Yeah, you trained me well.
666
00:26:40,058 --> 00:26:42,058
Computer speakers
will never sound the same.
667
00:26:42,060 --> 00:26:43,810
‐ Need to work on your
record collection though.
668
00:26:44,396 --> 00:26:45,806
That is pitiful, my friend.
669
00:26:45,814 --> 00:26:46,864
‐ I know.
670
00:26:47,357 --> 00:26:48,357
‐ Nice digs, dude.
671
00:26:49,193 --> 00:26:50,193
Very nice.
672
00:26:51,862 --> 00:26:52,862
Thank you.
673
00:26:57,784 --> 00:26:58,914
‐ You still rocking the jacket.
674
00:26:59,703 --> 00:27:01,503
‐ Yep, yep, I am.
675
00:27:02,414 --> 00:27:04,884
I, I tried switching it up recently but
676
00:27:05,834 --> 00:27:07,214
'twas not the groove.
677
00:27:07,211 --> 00:27:09,051
‐ No. Don't do that. That's your look.
678
00:27:11,006 --> 00:27:14,676
‐ Hey, I'm really sorry about
the late night playlist thing.
679
00:27:14,676 --> 00:27:16,386
That was, um,
680
00:27:17,596 --> 00:27:19,056
not my finest hour.
681
00:27:19,056 --> 00:27:20,596
‐ Yeah, it was a weird move.
682
00:27:20,599 --> 00:27:21,809
‐ I just said that.
683
00:27:23,060 --> 00:27:25,100
Yes, I'm sorry.
That's what I'm trying to say.
684
00:27:25,103 --> 00:27:25,983
‐ It's cool.
685
00:27:26,980 --> 00:27:28,480
I'm sorry, I know I should have replied‐‐
686
00:27:28,482 --> 00:27:30,442
‐ No, no, no, it's totally fine.
687
00:27:33,278 --> 00:27:34,318
‐ It's dope though.
688
00:27:34,321 --> 00:27:35,531
I've been listening.
689
00:27:35,989 --> 00:27:36,989
‐ Oh, yeah?
‐ Yeah.
690
00:27:36,990 --> 00:27:38,530
‐ In order?
‐ Do you think I'm a crazy person?
691
00:27:39,535 --> 00:27:41,365
I learned my lesson many moons ago, Rob:
692
00:27:41,787 --> 00:27:44,747
thou shalt not shuffle
the lady's playlists.
693
00:27:44,748 --> 00:27:46,788
‐ I'm just saying
it's like that for a reason.
694
00:27:46,792 --> 00:27:48,212
There's a story there, man.
695
00:27:48,210 --> 00:27:49,210
‐ Oh, I get it.
696
00:27:56,552 --> 00:27:57,642
It's good to see you, Rob.
697
00:27:58,762 --> 00:27:59,682
‐ Yeah, you too.
698
00:28:04,434 --> 00:28:08,024
‐ I'm sorry we never really talked
after everything went down, you know.
699
00:28:08,397 --> 00:28:09,817
‐ Yeah. Me too.
700
00:28:11,942 --> 00:28:14,742
The whole "moving across the Atlantic"
thing didn't really give me
701
00:28:15,529 --> 00:28:17,109
a "let's talk about it" vibe.
702
00:28:17,114 --> 00:28:17,824
So‐‐
703
00:28:19,408 --> 00:28:20,488
‐ Yeah, well.
704
00:28:21,368 --> 00:28:23,158
You know, I tried to talk to you, Rob,
705
00:28:23,161 --> 00:28:26,001
I tried over and over, but you
don't listen, you never listened.
706
00:28:25,998 --> 00:28:27,748
‐ Oh, I, I never listened?
707
00:28:27,749 --> 00:28:30,249
I nev‐‐ I nev‐‐ Okay. All right.
708
00:28:31,503 --> 00:28:32,503
Interesting.
709
00:28:33,422 --> 00:28:34,922
And, um,
[clears throat]
710
00:28:34,923 --> 00:28:36,593
Lily, she's a, she's a good listener?
711
00:28:36,592 --> 00:28:38,342
‐ Oh, Jesus Christ!
‐ What? No, no, I just wanna know.
712
00:28:38,343 --> 00:28:41,053
She understands you? She nods
at all the right times and stuff?
713
00:28:42,264 --> 00:28:43,274
‐ What do you want, Rob?
714
00:28:50,147 --> 00:28:51,147
‐ I‐‐
715
00:28:52,524 --> 00:28:53,484
I want you to‐‐
716
00:28:55,027 --> 00:28:57,317
I want you to tell me that
it's not serious between you two.
717
00:28:58,864 --> 00:29:02,084
I want you to tell me
that you haven't proposed... yet.
718
00:29:03,744 --> 00:29:05,254
And I want that to be the truth.
719
00:29:07,998 --> 00:29:08,998
‐ Uh‐‐
720
00:29:14,171 --> 00:29:15,591
I can't do that, Rob.
721
00:29:22,638 --> 00:29:24,468
‐ Okay. Okay.
722
00:29:25,557 --> 00:29:26,557
[door slams shut]
723
00:29:27,226 --> 00:29:30,226
[breathing heavily]
724
00:29:33,273 --> 00:29:36,533
Why couldn't I just... ask him?
725
00:29:37,152 --> 00:29:38,362
I asked all the others.
726
00:29:38,862 --> 00:29:40,612
I mean, that's what I went there
to do, right?
727
00:29:40,614 --> 00:29:42,954
And I fucking choked.
728
00:29:44,493 --> 00:29:46,873
Instead, I ask him if he's engaged?
729
00:29:48,664 --> 00:29:50,334
And he's engaged.
730
00:29:52,334 --> 00:29:53,384
Jesus!
731
00:29:53,377 --> 00:29:56,377
♪ David Bowie's It Ain't Easy playing ♪
732
00:29:56,380 --> 00:29:59,380
♪
733
00:30:04,763 --> 00:30:08,143
♪ When you climbto the top of the mountain ♪
734
00:30:08,851 --> 00:30:11,441
♪ Look out over the sea ♪
735
00:30:13,772 --> 00:30:15,402
What am I trying to figure out?
736
00:30:16,900 --> 00:30:19,190
That I'm doomed to die alone,
and it's my fault?
737
00:30:21,196 --> 00:30:22,406
Or it's not, and it's fate?
738
00:30:22,990 --> 00:30:24,070
Either way, I'm alone.
739
00:30:24,867 --> 00:30:26,027
Either way, there's no Mac.
740
00:30:27,411 --> 00:30:28,411
Either way‐‐
741
00:30:28,412 --> 00:30:32,962
♪ ...strange things circulating round ♪
742
00:30:32,958 --> 00:30:36,918
♪ All the people have got their problems ♪
743
00:30:37,796 --> 00:30:40,006
♪ That ain't nothing new ♪
744
00:30:40,007 --> 00:30:41,047
It's happening.
745
00:30:42,092 --> 00:30:43,302
It's happening.
746
00:30:45,804 --> 00:30:47,564
Well, thanks for tuning in, folks.
747
00:30:47,556 --> 00:30:49,806
Next week on the Sad Lady show,
748
00:30:49,808 --> 00:30:50,848
we're gonna team up
749
00:30:51,476 --> 00:30:54,686
and fight the loneliness together
with cats and cigarettes
750
00:30:54,688 --> 00:30:56,438
and reruns of Murder, She Wrote.
751
00:31:00,068 --> 00:31:01,608
This was a terrible idea.
752
00:31:01,612 --> 00:31:04,532
♪ It ain't easy ♪
753
00:31:05,073 --> 00:31:08,043
♪ It ain't easy ♪
754
00:31:08,493 --> 00:31:11,413
♪ It ain't easy to get to heaven ♪
755
00:31:11,413 --> 00:31:15,713
♪ When you're going down ♪
756
00:31:15,709 --> 00:31:19,629
♪ Well, all the peoplehave got their problems ♪
757
00:31:20,506 --> 00:31:22,756
♪ That ain't nothing new ♪
758
00:31:23,926 --> 00:31:27,296
♪ But with the help of the good Lord ♪
759
00:31:27,763 --> 00:31:29,933
♪ We can all pull on through ♪
760
00:31:30,474 --> 00:31:33,354
♪ We can all pull on through ♪
761
00:31:34,478 --> 00:31:37,018
♪ Get there in the end ♪
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♪ Sometimes it'll take you right up ♪
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♪ And sometimes down again ♪
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♪ It ain't easy ♪
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♪ It ain't easy ♪
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♪ It ain't easy to get to heaven ♪
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♪ When you're going down ♪
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