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[quietly exhales]
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‐ My desert island "All‐Time
Top Five Most Memorable Heartbreaks"
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in chronological order are as follows:
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Kevin Bannister,
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Kat Monroe,
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Simon Miller,
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Justin Kitt‐‐
MAC: Okay...
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that's everything, I think.
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‐ I mean, you don't have
to go this second.
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‐ I know, but
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I think it's best if I do, so‐‐
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‐ Just stay for tonight.
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‐ No.
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‐ Okay, just stay for a drink, then.
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‐ No. I don't think
a drink's gonna do it, Rob.
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‐ Yeah, how about, how about two drinks?
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‐ Jesus Christ, can we just make this
just a little bit easy, please.
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‐ Oh, I'm sorry,
is this inconvenient for you?
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‐ You know what?
I'm just gonna go. All right?
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‐ Wait, Mac.
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Mac?
‐ What?
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‐ We're on the wrong side of the rock.
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‐ Rob, don't start.
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‐ Remember?
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Remember when we were in the park
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and we were listening
to Talking Book and...
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we were having such a nice day,
and that stupid fucking couple
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on the other side of the rock was just
screaming at each other the whole time?
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‐ Yeah.
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I remember.
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‐ We‐‐ we promised.
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You know, we promised that if we ever
found ourselves on that side of the rock
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that we would remind each other
to come back
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to our side of the rock, right?
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‐ Yeah.
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Yeah, we did.
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‐ So this is me reminding you.
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‐ Yeah, whatever.
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I remember.
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I just, uh, I just can't remember
what it felt like, Rob.
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‐ Right.
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‐ I'm gonna go, 'cause‐‐
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I'll see ya.
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Bye.
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[sobbing]
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[exhales heavily]
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‐ Congratulations.
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You've made it to the Top Five, Mac.
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Number five,
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with a bullet.
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Welcome.
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♪ You make me sick ♪
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♪ hard rock music playing ♪
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♪
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♪ Hey Baby you've got a lot to learn ♪
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♪ I've been down and now it's your turn ♪
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♪ Never guess I'd see through you ♪
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[telephone ringing]
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♪ You make me sick ♪
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‐ Hello.
‐ What up?
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‐ What's up, Cam, what you doing?
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‐ Nothin', uh, we're just coming back
from Mom and Dad's.
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Mom gave us a ton of your old baby shit.
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‐ Consider that your shower gift.
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‐ Mmm, didn't you hear?
There's not gonna be a shower.
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We're in full denial
that this baby is even coming.
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ROB: Hi, Nicky.
‐ Hi, boo.
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‐ What's up?
CAM: Uh, so, hey,
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Mom said she hadn't talkedto you in a while.
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She wanted me to call and just
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‐ see if you're‐‐
ROB: Happily married with three kids
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and a German Shepherd?
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Hold on, let me check.
CAM: [laughs] You got jokes. I get it.
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But, seriously, uh, tonight, I'm going
for drinks with my buddy Caleb.
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I ever introduce you to Caleb?
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‐ He's cute.
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‐ Are you seriously trying to set me up
with one of your friends right now, Cam?
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CAM: No, I just‐‐
‐ 'Cause historically speaking, man,
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that shit doesn't go so well.
CAM: I know.
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But it's been like a year.
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I just thought maybeit's time to, you know,
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get back on the horse or whatever.
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‐ Mom, is that you?
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‐ Yeah, all right, don't do that. I tried.
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‐ You don't have to try. I'm totally fine.
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I actually have a date tonight, so...
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‐ No, you don't.
‐ Yes, I do.
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Cam, I do.
‐ Wait, do you really have‐‐
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‐ Yeah, I have to go. I've to go for my‐‐
get ready for my date.
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Okay, bye.
CAM: Wait, wait, Rob‐‐
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[sighs heavily]
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♪
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‐ I could have a date.
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If I wanted to.
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[sighs]
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♪
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And I want to.
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'Cause I'm fine.
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♪
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I'm totally fine.
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I'm not fine. I'm not ready.
This is fucked.
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CLYDE: Yeah, so then I justdrove here from Colorado.
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You know?
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Um, lived out there for a long time.
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And, uh, I always wanted to live
in New York City, so,
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uh, here I am.
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‐ Cool, man.
‐ Yeah.
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‐ Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool.
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‐ If you got the time,
you can really, like,
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you can make a thing
where you can go to all these,
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uh, national parks along the way.
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Just the change in topography across
the country as you drive is remarkable.
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‐ Mm‐hmm.
‐ Badlands and, uh, Zion and‐‐
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Man, it's gorgeous. It's unbelievable.
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What did you do to your hand?
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‐ Oh, uh, bike messenger
on the way here, actually.
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‐ What happened?
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‐ I mean, uh, I'm gonna
go to the bathroom.
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Okay.
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[Rob clears throat]
‐ I'll be here.
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♪ mellow music playing on speakers ♪
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♪
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[sighs heavily]
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♪
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I will be here.
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♪
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[indiscernible conversations]
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‐ Nope.
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Look, I know this is a dick move
and he seems like a super‐nice guy.
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I'm just‐‐
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I'm not ready. You know?
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It's‐‐ it's too soon.
It's too soon, and I'm not ready, and I‐‐
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[sighs]
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My phone.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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[indiscernible chatter]
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♪
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[clears throat]
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What's up?
CLYDE: Oh, hey.
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Oh, man, I was... pretty sure for a minute
there you were trying to sneak out.
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‐ [awkward chuckle]
No, I was‐‐
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‐ Oh! No. No, no, no. You're good.
‐ Shit! I'm so sorry.
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‐ No, it's fine. It's fine.
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‐ Dammit. Sorry.
‐ Don't even worry about it.
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Yeah, hey.
‐ [sighs] I'm sorry.
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‐ Look,
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these things are tricky.
‐ [glass thuds]
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Right? It's ju‐‐ It's hard.
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[both laugh]
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‐ That was very nice of you.
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‐ Do you want another round?
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‐ Yeah.
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‐ [both laughing]
‐ [Dreams by Fleetwood Mac playing]
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‐ So you own a record shop?
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‐ Yes, I do.
‐ Oh, that's cool.
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‐ It's, uh, it's not
as glamorous as it sounds.
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‐ It sounds really cool. It sounds cool.
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Uh, question.
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‐ [clears throat] Answer.
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‐ If I were to admit out loud
to you right now
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that I truly,
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no joke,
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love this song,
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would you get up and leave?
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‐ Hell, I love this song.
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‐ All right.
‐ This is a great song.
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CLYDE: Yeah.
‐ Yeah.
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I don't love Rumours as a whole.
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‐ Okay.
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‐ I prefer Tusk.
Controversial, I know.
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‐ Yeah, no doubt.
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‐ No, Rumours is cool, Rumours is cool.
I mean, The Chain,
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which is sick.
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Don't Stop's more like
no, stop, please, stop.
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‐ Sure.
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Second Hand News, yes.
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Go Your Own Way,
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yes.
‐ Yes. Okay.
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‐ To me, this band's more
about the drama.
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You know what I mean? Like, you can
hear it when you listen to the music.
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You have all that shit with Stevie
and Lindsey
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and John and Christine
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and Bob Weston and Mick Fleetwood's wife.
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Lindsey... that other chick,
I can't remember her name,
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Christine, and the fucking sound engineer.
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I mean, it's fucking bonkers.
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‐ Yeah. Yeah.
ROB: You know? You can hear it.
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When you listen to it.
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I'm still talking. I'm so sorry.
[both laughing]
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Um, to answer your
very simple... question,
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yes, I enjoy this song.
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‐ Oh, good. Good, good, good.
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‐ I'm sorry, I blacked out for a second.
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CLYDE: No, man, that was great.
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‐ Yeah.
CLYDE: Um...
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follow‐up question.
ROB: Mm‐hmm.
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‐ Um, are you gonna get up and leave now
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'cause I don't know enough
about Fleetwood Mac?
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‐ Yes.
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‐ Oh, come on, I thought this was good.
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‐ I'm gonna go. Yeah, I'm gonna go.
CLYDE: Really?
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‐ I'm gonna jet. I'm gonna jet.
CLYDE: Oh no. This was great.
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‐ No, seriously, though, I think
I'm gonna, um, I'm gonna go.
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‐ Oh, for real?
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Oh, yeah. Okay.
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Uh, this was fun.
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Do you, um, do you wanna give me a ride?
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♪
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‐ Yeah.
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ROB: [chuckles]
It's, uh, this one on the right.
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‐ Hey, am I okay here?
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‐ Uh‐huh. Come on.
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♪ My love for you baby ♪
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♪ Is like a roller‐coaster ♪
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[breathing heavily]
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♪ It goes up ♪♪ Up ♪
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♪ Down ♪♪ Down ♪
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♪ Anyway you want it, baby ♪
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♪ Up ♪
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♪ Down ♪
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I haven't had sex for a year.
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‐ Oh, shit.
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♪ My love for you, baby ♪
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♪ Is like a merry‐go‐round ♪
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♪ It goes up ♪♪ Up ♪
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♪ Down ♪♪ Down ♪
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♪ And all around, baby ♪
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‐ Are you hungry?
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[sucks on lips]
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‐ Ish.
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‐ We, uh,
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we got anything good?
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‐ It does not appear so, no.
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‐ Ever go to Raul's?
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That place is near here.
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They got a great breakfast.
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‐ Don't you live in Astoria?
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‐ Yeah.
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Yeah, I like their French toast.
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Plus it's next to my climbing gym.
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So‐‐
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‐ So, what? You want
to go to breakfast now?
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‐ Or in the morning.
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‐ Okay. Maybe.
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‐ Cool.
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‐ I was trying to sneak out.
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‐ Yeah, I know.
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‐ Good night.
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‐ Hey.
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Come here.
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[car honking, man shouting outside]
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[moans]
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‐ Hello?
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You gotta be fuckin' kidding me.
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Of course it was the nice guy.
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It's always the nice guy.
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[scoffs]
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Fuckin' breakfast.
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♪ punk rock music playing ♪
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♪
262
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And this, ladies and gentlemen,
263
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is why you don't get back
on the fucking horse.
264
00:12:17,154 --> 00:12:19,114
Not that I needed another reminder.
265
00:12:19,990 --> 00:12:22,490
I have all the reminders I need.
266
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Like Kevin Bannister, Kat Monroe,
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Simon Miller, Justin Kitt.
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Russell McCormack.
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♪
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Number one.
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♪ Hey there, people,I'm Bobby Brown ♪
272
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♪ They say I'mthe cutest boy in town! ♪
273
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ROB: Kevin Bannister.
‐ Hey.
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‐ Hi.
275
00:12:49,353 --> 00:12:50,773
‐ What you listening to?
276
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‐ Weezer.
277
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ROB:
I lied. It was Frank Zappa.
278
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‐ Cool.
ROB: All white guys love Weezer.
279
00:12:57,319 --> 00:13:00,489
Our relationship lasted exactly six hours.
280
00:13:00,489 --> 00:13:03,159
For two hours after schoolbefore Xena: Warrior Princess
281
00:13:03,158 --> 00:13:04,618
for three days in a row.
282
00:13:05,327 --> 00:13:06,497
But on the fourth day,,,
283
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fucking Hannah Shepherd.
284
00:13:11,416 --> 00:13:13,166
What a slut.
285
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[people chattering]
286
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♪ Whatever it is, wherever we go ♪
287
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♪ Whatever we do, whoever we know ♪
288
00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:24,680
‐ Need a pack?
289
00:13:25,347 --> 00:13:26,307
‐ Dude, I quit.
290
00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:27,306
‐ Right.
291
00:13:27,641 --> 00:13:28,481
‐ Thanks, Carlos.
292
00:13:29,518 --> 00:13:31,978
Number two on the "Top Five,
All‐Time Heartbreak" List
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is Kat Monroe.
294
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[electronic dance music playing]
295
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ROB:
Kat was gorgeous
296
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and interesting and just... just cool.
297
00:13:40,696 --> 00:13:42,316
Like, real cool.
298
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True cool.
299
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♪
300
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♪ hip‐hop music playing ♪
301
00:13:56,795 --> 00:13:58,665
ROB:
Kat talked a lot, and she would say
302
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these remarkably interesting things.
303
00:14:01,884 --> 00:14:03,224
KAT:
...some fucking negative space.
304
00:14:03,218 --> 00:14:06,848
I mean, how much longer can we take
this brutalist masculinity?
305
00:14:06,847 --> 00:14:09,927
ROB: We went out for a year,and I never got comfortable.
306
00:14:10,475 --> 00:14:12,435
Looking back, I didn't stand
a fuckin' chance.
307
00:14:12,436 --> 00:14:13,436
[thunder rumbling]
308
00:14:13,437 --> 00:14:14,607
Kat!
309
00:14:16,273 --> 00:14:18,323
You fucking bitch!
310
00:14:19,943 --> 00:14:21,953
Let's work it out!
311
00:14:21,945 --> 00:14:24,355
It wasn't just that I wasn't glamorous
312
00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:26,494
or interesting enough for Kat.
313
00:14:26,491 --> 00:14:27,661
Which I wasn't.
314
00:14:28,327 --> 00:14:29,367
The real issue
315
00:14:29,953 --> 00:14:31,293
is that Kat had a type.
316
00:14:32,539 --> 00:14:34,999
Tall, blonde,
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white.
318
00:14:38,378 --> 00:14:40,258
[thunder rumbling]
319
00:14:40,631 --> 00:14:41,671
Kat!
320
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MAN: Shut the fuck up!
321
00:14:58,524 --> 00:15:02,284
‐ Okay, so, here's how
not to plan a career.
322
00:15:02,778 --> 00:15:04,738
One, split up with girlfriend.
323
00:15:04,738 --> 00:15:06,368
Two, ditch college.
324
00:15:06,657 --> 00:15:09,237
Three, go to work
in struggling record shop.
325
00:15:09,785 --> 00:15:13,035
Four, become owner of said record shop
326
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and stay there for rest of life.
327
00:15:15,207 --> 00:15:16,877
And five‐‐
328
00:15:18,585 --> 00:15:19,705
Well, there is no five.
329
00:15:21,046 --> 00:15:22,006
Anyway,
330
00:15:22,548 --> 00:15:25,218
Kat and I, we never really... matched.
331
00:15:25,634 --> 00:15:28,474
But number three on the list,
Simon Miller,
332
00:15:28,470 --> 00:15:29,510
phew.
333
00:15:30,097 --> 00:15:31,137
We matched.
334
00:15:31,139 --> 00:15:32,559
♪ rock music playing over speakers ♪
335
00:15:32,558 --> 00:15:34,938
‐ Hey.
‐ No requests, dude.
336
00:15:34,935 --> 00:15:36,345
‐ No, no, is this Radio Stars?
337
00:15:36,854 --> 00:15:38,944
‐ What?
‐ It's Radio Stars, right?
338
00:15:39,356 --> 00:15:40,356
‐ Yeah.
339
00:15:40,357 --> 00:15:42,187
‐ Fuckin' love these guys.
340
00:15:42,192 --> 00:15:43,362
‐ Yeah, me too.
341
00:15:44,987 --> 00:15:46,447
[indiscernible conversation]
342
00:15:46,446 --> 00:15:48,236
ROB:
We were both alone in the city,
343
00:15:48,240 --> 00:15:49,740
and we felt that way,
344
00:15:49,741 --> 00:15:50,991
lonely.
345
00:15:50,993 --> 00:15:53,003
We liked all the same things.
346
00:15:53,287 --> 00:15:55,537
Whiskey neat, pretentious films.
347
00:15:55,539 --> 00:15:57,789
But, most importantly, music.
348
00:15:58,542 --> 00:15:59,632
Simon had a theory.
349
00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:02,920
‐ The things that you like
are as important‐‐
350
00:16:02,921 --> 00:16:05,261
no, no, no, more important
351
00:16:05,257 --> 00:16:06,087
than what you are like.
352
00:16:06,091 --> 00:16:07,841
‐ Yes. Yes!
‐ See what I'm saying?
353
00:16:07,843 --> 00:16:10,183
‐ Movies, TV, film, literature, poetry‐‐
‐ Shit matters.
354
00:16:10,179 --> 00:16:11,309
‐ It matters, right?
355
00:16:11,305 --> 00:16:13,595
And it’s no good in just pretending
356
00:16:13,599 --> 00:16:15,979
some relationship is gonna
fucking magically work
357
00:16:15,976 --> 00:16:17,766
if you don’t like most of the same things.
358
00:16:17,769 --> 00:16:19,519
‐ Yeah, call me shallow.
It’s the fucking truth.
359
00:16:21,773 --> 00:16:22,733
‐ Sorry.
360
00:16:22,733 --> 00:16:27,653
♪
361
00:16:34,077 --> 00:16:38,077
♪
362
00:16:38,957 --> 00:16:41,917
ROB: Turns out, we liked even moreof the same things than we thought.
363
00:16:41,919 --> 00:16:45,209
♪
364
00:16:45,214 --> 00:16:46,554
‐ I guess I'm gay.
365
00:16:47,716 --> 00:16:48,676
‐ Come here.
366
00:16:48,675 --> 00:16:51,795
♪
367
00:16:51,803 --> 00:16:53,563
And that was the end of that.
368
00:16:54,765 --> 00:16:56,385
We’ve got a bit of everything:
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00:16:56,391 --> 00:16:59,101
rock, electronic, hip‐hop, pop.
370
00:17:00,062 --> 00:17:02,062
To quote our lone Yelp review,
371
00:17:02,064 --> 00:17:05,194
"Decently curated cuts,
unpretentious location,
372
00:17:05,734 --> 00:17:08,284
owner’s a little rude."
Two‐and‐a‐half stars.
373
00:17:08,278 --> 00:17:10,318
Half the neighborhood thinks
we’re washed‐up relics,
374
00:17:10,322 --> 00:17:12,322
the other half thinks
we’re nostalgic hipsters.
375
00:17:13,408 --> 00:17:14,448
They’re both kinda right.
376
00:17:14,910 --> 00:17:15,950
(doorbell chimes)
377
00:17:15,953 --> 00:17:17,333
‐ Hey, Rob.
‐ Hey, Simon.
378
00:17:18,789 --> 00:17:19,919
He needed the cash.
379
00:17:19,915 --> 00:17:21,455
So I hire him a few days a week.
380
00:17:21,458 --> 00:17:24,838
And he just starts showing up every day.
381
00:17:24,837 --> 00:17:26,167
That was three years ago.
382
00:17:27,923 --> 00:17:29,553
You have a good night?
‐ Oh yeah.
383
00:17:29,550 --> 00:17:32,680
Yeah. I found the original pressing
of Gallop. Lena Platonos.
384
00:17:32,678 --> 00:17:34,348
‐ Dope. Dope, dope, dope.
385
00:17:34,346 --> 00:17:36,306
‐ Yeah. Remember how I said I was just
gonna go ahead and buy the reissue
386
00:17:36,306 --> 00:17:37,766
'cause the original
was just like, nowhere?
387
00:17:37,766 --> 00:17:39,846
‐ Mm‐hmm.
‐ Well, I found the original.
388
00:17:39,852 --> 00:17:41,062
‐ Very cool.
389
00:17:41,061 --> 00:17:42,561
‐ Beautiful condition.
390
00:17:42,563 --> 00:17:45,323
♪ electronica music playing ♪
391
00:17:45,315 --> 00:17:47,935
[singing in Greek]
392
00:17:47,943 --> 00:17:48,823
What happened to your hand?
393
00:17:49,695 --> 00:17:51,815
‐ Oh, nothing.
‐ What’d you do last night?
394
00:17:51,822 --> 00:17:54,282
‐ Uh... went on a date.
395
00:17:55,909 --> 00:17:56,949
‐ A date?
396
00:17:58,203 --> 00:17:59,753
‐ What up, babies?
397
00:17:59,746 --> 00:18:03,996
♪
398
00:18:05,335 --> 00:18:06,625
Unh‐unh. What the fuck is this?
399
00:18:06,628 --> 00:18:08,798
What is this? What is this?
‐ Lena Platonos.
400
00:18:09,131 --> 00:18:10,511
‐ What?
‐ Original pressing.
401
00:18:10,507 --> 00:18:12,087
‐ [coughs mockingly]
Oh, my God. I don't care.
402
00:18:12,092 --> 00:18:14,432
Put on some real music.
403
00:18:14,970 --> 00:18:16,260
Shall we?
404
00:18:16,263 --> 00:18:19,353
♪
405
00:18:19,349 --> 00:18:20,479
[music stops]
406
00:18:22,102 --> 00:18:23,442
Hit me.
‐ (Dexys Midnight Runners'
Come On Eileen playing)
407
00:18:23,437 --> 00:18:25,357
Woo‐wee!
408
00:18:26,231 --> 00:18:27,901
Yo, you know what's so fucking crazy?
409
00:18:28,483 --> 00:18:31,323
I had a fucking dream
about this shit last night.
410
00:18:32,070 --> 00:18:33,860
‐ Were you wearing the overalls?
‐ Yeah.
411
00:18:33,864 --> 00:18:36,244
It was so crazy, I had a dream about it
412
00:18:36,241 --> 00:18:37,781
and then‐‐ Yeah, man.
413
00:18:38,285 --> 00:18:41,245
And then I was like,
yo, I gotta listen to this song.
414
00:18:41,246 --> 00:18:43,536
And I had to‐‐ I had to listen to it
and see if I really like it.
415
00:18:43,540 --> 00:18:46,040
And I forgot, this song is dope as shit!
416
00:18:46,043 --> 00:18:47,923
♪
417
00:18:47,920 --> 00:18:49,090
Come on, come on, come on.
418
00:18:49,087 --> 00:18:50,337
[singing along]
♪ Come on, Eileen ♪
419
00:18:50,339 --> 00:18:53,049
♪
420
00:18:55,719 --> 00:18:57,009
♪ Come on, Eileen ♪
421
00:18:57,638 --> 00:18:58,968
Good morning, Rob!
422
00:18:58,972 --> 00:19:00,682
♪
423
00:19:00,682 --> 00:19:02,232
Oh!
Forget you then.
424
00:19:03,352 --> 00:19:05,192
Mm, mm, mm.
425
00:19:05,187 --> 00:19:07,607
♪ Sounded sad upon the radio ♪
426
00:19:07,606 --> 00:19:10,186
♪ But he moved a million hearts in mono ♪
427
00:19:10,192 --> 00:19:11,742
‐ Turn it off, Cherise!
428
00:19:11,735 --> 00:19:12,815
‐ Huh?
429
00:19:12,819 --> 00:19:14,319
‐ Turn this shit off, man!
430
00:19:14,321 --> 00:19:16,201
‐ No, it won’t go up any higher!
I already tried!
431
00:19:16,198 --> 00:19:19,328
ROB: Turn this shit‐‐
‐ What is she saying? I can't hear her.
432
00:19:19,326 --> 00:19:20,946
No, wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold up.
433
00:19:20,953 --> 00:19:22,083
Simon, move.
‐ Ow.
434
00:19:22,079 --> 00:19:23,909
‐ Stop. What the fuck!
435
00:19:24,248 --> 00:19:25,248
Yo!
436
00:19:25,249 --> 00:19:26,789
That song was on
the "Monday Morning Playlist."
437
00:19:26,792 --> 00:19:28,632
I made it special for you all! Special!
438
00:19:28,627 --> 00:19:30,167
‐ Yeah? Well, it’s fuckin’ Tuesday, dude.
439
00:19:30,170 --> 00:19:31,960
‐ No shit. Today's fuckin' Tuesday?
440
00:19:31,964 --> 00:19:33,924
‐ Yeah, it's Tuesday.
‐ Oh shit.
441
00:19:33,924 --> 00:19:34,974
Well, Simon‐‐
442
00:19:35,425 --> 00:19:36,385
Simon?
443
00:19:36,885 --> 00:19:38,135
Simon?
‐ What?
444
00:19:38,136 --> 00:19:40,096
‐ Simon, do you wanna know
what the next song is?
445
00:19:40,097 --> 00:19:41,637
I'm gonna play a‐‐
‐ What’s the next song?
446
00:19:41,640 --> 00:19:44,480
‐ Can't Take My Eyes off of You.‐ Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons?
447
00:19:44,476 --> 00:19:46,016
‐ Come on, Rob.
Why is he starting?
448
00:19:46,019 --> 00:19:48,149
No! Lauryn Hill!
‐ Oh.
449
00:19:48,564 --> 00:19:49,734
‐ Oh?
‐ Oh god.
450
00:19:49,731 --> 00:19:51,361
‐ Why are you oh'ing?
‐ No reason.
451
00:19:51,358 --> 00:19:52,478
‐ No, there's a reason why you're oh'ing.
452
00:19:52,484 --> 00:19:54,244
Look at me in my eyes and tell me
what the fuck is wrong with Lauryn Hill.
453
00:19:54,236 --> 00:19:55,106
Why are you oh'ing?
SIMON: Nothing. I just‐‐
454
00:19:55,112 --> 00:19:56,572
Nothing is wrong.
‐ I know there's nothing wrong with her.
455
00:19:56,572 --> 00:19:58,372
‐ I mean, she shows up late
to her concerts, but other than that‐‐
456
00:19:58,365 --> 00:20:00,405
[Cherise gasps]
‐ I prefer the original!
457
00:20:00,659 --> 00:20:01,739
‐ That's bullshit!
458
00:20:01,743 --> 00:20:03,583
‐ How can it be bullshit
to state a preference?
459
00:20:03,579 --> 00:20:06,039
‐ It’s bullshit because
it’s a bullshit preference!
460
00:20:06,039 --> 00:20:07,249
‐ No, that doesn't work. You don't‐‐
461
00:20:07,249 --> 00:20:09,209
‐ I don't care. You can slap your hands.
I can slap my hands.
462
00:20:09,209 --> 00:20:10,209
I‐‐
[door slams]
463
00:20:10,669 --> 00:20:13,169
Well, why is she‐‐ why's she
slammin' doors? What's wrong with her?
464
00:20:13,172 --> 00:20:14,972
‐ She went on a date last night.
465
00:20:21,221 --> 00:20:22,221
‐ Well‐‐
466
00:20:22,848 --> 00:20:25,098
‐ Number Four on
the "Top Five Heartbreak" List
467
00:20:25,100 --> 00:20:26,190
is Justin Kitt.
468
00:20:26,977 --> 00:20:29,857
Justin was... an odd choice.
469
00:20:30,355 --> 00:20:32,685
His top five recording artists were Jay‐Z,
470
00:20:32,691 --> 00:20:34,861
Eminem, Linkin Park,
471
00:20:34,860 --> 00:20:37,450
Aerosmith, and The Dave Matthews Band.
472
00:20:37,446 --> 00:20:38,606
So‐‐
473
00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:41,950
Yeah, he was kind of an asshole.
474
00:20:42,242 --> 00:20:44,752
‐ I took a test to see if I have
a digital addiction the other day.
475
00:20:44,745 --> 00:20:47,405
I took the test online
first of all, so hello!
476
00:20:47,414 --> 00:20:49,174
ROB:
He was also a stand‐up comedian.
477
00:20:49,166 --> 00:20:52,166
Which at the time seemed,I don't know, vaguely intriguing.
478
00:20:52,753 --> 00:20:54,553
But Justin had a thing.
479
00:20:54,546 --> 00:20:57,296
You know, some qualities that madebeing around him exciting.
480
00:20:57,758 --> 00:21:02,758
Qualities like confidence and magnetismand a... girlfriend.
481
00:21:03,305 --> 00:21:06,845
I suppose my mid‐20sfelt a little short on intrigue.
482
00:21:07,184 --> 00:21:09,394
We met in secretand talked on the phone in secret,
483
00:21:09,394 --> 00:21:10,854
had sex in secret,
484
00:21:10,854 --> 00:21:12,734
and we dreamt about how cool it would be
485
00:21:12,731 --> 00:21:14,861
when we didn’t haveto do things in secret...
486
00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:18,360
[indiscernible conversations]
487
00:21:18,362 --> 00:21:22,072
♪
488
00:21:22,074 --> 00:21:25,204
And then one day, we weren’t doingthings in secret anymore...
489
00:21:25,202 --> 00:21:26,752
‐ Are you fuckin' kidding me?
490
00:21:26,745 --> 00:21:28,825
‐ Sorry. Sorry.
MORGAN: Don't you fuckin' touch me!
491
00:21:28,830 --> 00:21:30,370
‐ I'll see you later.
‐ Okay.
492
00:21:30,874 --> 00:21:34,804
ROB: Which wassignificantly less exciting.
493
00:21:34,795 --> 00:21:37,965
So, naturally, I decided to havehis name tattooed on my arm.
494
00:21:37,965 --> 00:21:39,505
[exhales heavily]
495
00:21:39,508 --> 00:21:42,888
In retrospect, we were both
kind of assholes.
496
00:21:44,263 --> 00:21:45,683
♪ upbeat music playing ♪
497
00:21:45,681 --> 00:21:48,601
[humming along]
498
00:21:48,600 --> 00:21:52,020
♪
499
00:21:53,814 --> 00:21:55,574
‐ Excuse me. May I help you?
500
00:21:56,400 --> 00:21:57,940
‐ No, I'm good. Thanks.
501
00:21:57,943 --> 00:22:00,653
‐ You do know there’s an actual person
standing right here in front of you.
502
00:22:00,654 --> 00:22:01,914
You aware? I'm here.
503
00:22:01,905 --> 00:22:02,905
‐ She's right there.
504
00:22:02,906 --> 00:22:05,276
‐ I'm sorry, I just thought
Shazam would be easier.
505
00:22:05,284 --> 00:22:08,454
‐ Oh, okay, so you thought
Shazam would be easier.
506
00:22:08,453 --> 00:22:11,833
So, it's so hard for you to open up
your fine‐ass motherfuckin' mouth
507
00:22:11,832 --> 00:22:13,422
and say to me, "Hey, Miss,
508
00:22:13,417 --> 00:22:15,417
"I think this song is fly as shit.
509
00:22:15,419 --> 00:22:16,459
Do you by chance know who sings it?"
510
00:22:16,461 --> 00:22:18,131
At which point, I would say to you,
511
00:22:18,130 --> 00:22:20,670
"Yes, you motherfuckin'
fine‐ass Italian Stallion.
512
00:22:20,674 --> 00:22:22,094
"I do know. It’s Lescop.
513
00:22:22,092 --> 00:22:24,092
They are French, and it's located right"‐‐
514
00:22:24,094 --> 00:22:26,814
‐ Right over here.
‐ Right over here. How much is it, Johnny?
515
00:22:26,805 --> 00:22:27,675
‐ It's twenty bucks.
516
00:22:27,681 --> 00:22:31,101
‐ Twenty dollars!
The motherfuckin' shit's on sale.
517
00:22:31,101 --> 00:22:33,691
♪
518
00:22:33,687 --> 00:22:34,857
‐ This place blows.
519
00:22:36,315 --> 00:22:38,935
‐ You better be glad you find the shit.
(grunts)
520
00:22:41,069 --> 00:22:42,359
‐ Nice work, you two.
521
00:22:42,362 --> 00:22:44,622
Just fuckin' quality, quality work.
522
00:22:44,615 --> 00:22:46,445
Scare away our only fuckin' customer.
523
00:22:46,450 --> 00:22:48,040
And sexually harass him.
524
00:22:48,035 --> 00:22:49,325
‐ Yo, what the fuck I'm supposed to do.
525
00:22:49,328 --> 00:22:50,788
The boy is fine and dumb, okay?
526
00:22:51,788 --> 00:22:54,248
Shit, it's my fault I'm the asshole
in this situation?
527
00:22:56,502 --> 00:22:57,922
‐ No. No, the guy was a tool.
528
00:22:57,920 --> 00:23:00,710
‐ Exactly! You know, that's what
I've been tryin' to tell these kids.
529
00:23:00,714 --> 00:23:02,514
You need to fuckin' earn something.
530
00:23:02,508 --> 00:23:03,928
You know, buy something.
531
00:23:03,926 --> 00:23:05,466
Have some goddamn respect.
532
00:23:05,469 --> 00:23:08,309
See, the problem with these kids is that
the generation is completely fucked off.
533
00:23:08,805 --> 00:23:11,175
‐ Their generation. Which generation
are you a part of, Cherise?
534
00:23:11,183 --> 00:23:12,853
‐ None! Because I have opted out.
535
00:23:14,269 --> 00:23:16,609
‐ All right, kids.
Let’s shut this shit down.
536
00:23:16,605 --> 00:23:18,185
(Come On, Eileen resumes)
537
00:23:18,190 --> 00:23:20,360
‐ Oh, yeah!
538
00:23:20,359 --> 00:23:22,359
Come on, Rob. Get it, girl, get it!
539
00:23:23,237 --> 00:23:24,527
Ha ha!
540
00:23:24,530 --> 00:23:25,910
Y'all sexy...
541
00:23:27,533 --> 00:23:29,873
♪ Too‐ra‐loo‐ra ♪
542
00:23:29,868 --> 00:23:33,618
♪ Too‐ra‐loo‐rye, ay ♪
543
00:23:33,997 --> 00:23:38,787
♪ And we can sing just like our fathers ♪
544
00:23:39,753 --> 00:23:41,343
♪ Come on, Eileen ♪
545
00:23:41,338 --> 00:23:43,588
♪ Oh, I swear ♪♪ What he means ♪
546
00:23:43,590 --> 00:23:45,180
♪ At this moment ♪
547
00:23:45,592 --> 00:23:48,802
♪ You mean everything ♪
548
00:23:55,978 --> 00:23:56,978
[sighs]
549
00:24:03,485 --> 00:24:04,485
[sighs]
550
00:24:05,863 --> 00:24:07,113
All right, fuck it, let's do this.
551
00:24:08,407 --> 00:24:10,947
Number five on the "Top Five
All‐Time Heartbreak" List
552
00:24:10,951 --> 00:24:13,001
is Russell McCormack.
553
00:24:16,874 --> 00:24:17,834
Yeah.
554
00:24:18,292 --> 00:24:20,752
AKA Mac.
555
00:24:20,752 --> 00:24:22,802
[indiscernible conversation]
556
00:24:22,796 --> 00:24:23,626
ROB: Hi.
‐ Russell.
557
00:24:23,630 --> 00:24:25,170
‐ Rob. Nice to meet you.
558
00:24:25,632 --> 00:24:26,842
[indiscernible conversation]
559
00:24:27,593 --> 00:24:28,763
‐ Thank you.
‐ Yeah.
560
00:24:28,760 --> 00:24:32,600
♪ funky soul music playing ♪
561
00:24:33,098 --> 00:24:35,598
My brother wasn’t exactlytrying to set us up.
562
00:24:35,601 --> 00:24:37,271
But he didn’t exactly have to.
563
00:24:37,853 --> 00:24:39,733
It just... happened.
564
00:24:40,272 --> 00:24:42,612
(Darondo's Didn't I playing)
565
00:24:42,608 --> 00:24:44,318
♪
566
00:24:44,318 --> 00:24:47,568
♪ Didn't I treat you right, now? ♪
567
00:24:47,571 --> 00:24:50,201
♪ Didn't I? ♪
568
00:24:50,824 --> 00:24:51,954
‐ What you got?
569
00:24:52,910 --> 00:24:56,290
ROB: Oh, man.This was the real fuckin' deal.
570
00:24:57,623 --> 00:24:58,873
♪ Didn't I give you everything... ♪
571
00:24:58,874 --> 00:25:01,674
Lightning bolts, fireworks,electricity, magic,
572
00:25:01,668 --> 00:25:03,048
the whole thing.
573
00:25:03,629 --> 00:25:06,009
♪ I tried my best just to be a man... ♪
574
00:25:06,006 --> 00:25:09,296
We stayed in and made love...all the time.
575
00:25:10,052 --> 00:25:11,722
♪
576
00:25:11,720 --> 00:25:14,850
♪ Didn't I do it, baby? ♪
577
00:25:14,848 --> 00:25:16,478
We went out and had fun.
578
00:25:16,475 --> 00:25:18,095
♪
579
00:25:18,101 --> 00:25:20,901
♪ Didn't I do right? ♪
580
00:25:20,896 --> 00:25:23,186
We just... got each other.
581
00:25:23,190 --> 00:25:24,780
Burn going down.
‐ Achh!
582
00:25:26,485 --> 00:25:28,105
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right, go ahead. Your go.
583
00:25:28,487 --> 00:25:30,197
‐ Okay. My turn. Let's see.
584
00:25:30,656 --> 00:25:32,066
We built a life together.
585
00:25:34,159 --> 00:25:36,499
Okay. Do you, do you know that
586
00:25:37,246 --> 00:25:39,156
Albert Brooks, the actor‐‐
587
00:25:39,164 --> 00:25:40,424
‐ Mm‐hmm.
‐ His real name
588
00:25:41,208 --> 00:25:43,038
is Albert Einstein?
589
00:25:43,669 --> 00:25:44,999
‐ What? No way. Come on.
590
00:25:45,003 --> 00:25:46,713
‐ You didn't know that?
‐ That can’t be true.
591
00:25:46,713 --> 00:25:48,763
‐ I know. Isn't that insane?
‐ What?
592
00:25:49,424 --> 00:25:50,934
‐ Drink.
‐ Ugh. Okay.
593
00:25:51,260 --> 00:25:54,260
‐ Oh, my God. I am crushing
this game right now.
594
00:25:54,263 --> 00:25:55,683
‐ Okay. Okay.
‐ I’m crushing.
595
00:25:58,058 --> 00:25:59,428
‐ Okay. My go.
‐ Okay.
596
00:26:01,186 --> 00:26:02,346
‐ Do you, do you know,
597
00:26:03,230 --> 00:26:05,070
Rob...
‐ Mm‐hmm. Sock it to me.
598
00:26:05,941 --> 00:26:06,861
‐ that
599
00:26:08,318 --> 00:26:10,948
I am completely in love with you?
600
00:26:12,281 --> 00:26:15,201
♪ I wanna come back home, baby ♪
601
00:26:15,200 --> 00:26:17,370
♪ And I... ♪
602
00:26:17,369 --> 00:26:19,199
♪ No, no, baby... ♪
603
00:26:20,789 --> 00:26:23,879
♪
604
00:26:26,086 --> 00:26:26,996
‐ Ah...
605
00:26:27,004 --> 00:26:30,014
♪ Come back home, baby ♪
606
00:26:30,007 --> 00:26:31,837
♪ You know I love you... ♪
607
00:26:31,842 --> 00:26:32,632
My turn.
608
00:26:33,385 --> 00:26:34,255
‐ Mm‐hmm.
609
00:26:36,346 --> 00:26:37,636
‐ Do you, do you know,
610
00:26:39,391 --> 00:26:40,311
Mac,
611
00:26:42,519 --> 00:26:45,979
that I... that I love you too?
612
00:26:46,607 --> 00:26:49,937
♪
613
00:26:51,111 --> 00:26:52,201
You do?
614
00:26:52,196 --> 00:26:53,196
[Mac chuckles]
615
00:26:53,197 --> 00:26:55,617
You cocky bitch.
[laughs]
616
00:26:55,616 --> 00:26:57,776
He was gonna show me Thailand and Sydney
617
00:26:57,784 --> 00:26:59,584
and all those kinds of places.
618
00:27:00,287 --> 00:27:02,747
And when we had enough money,we were gonna move to London.
619
00:27:03,624 --> 00:27:05,384
So, what went wrong?
620
00:27:07,628 --> 00:27:08,998
He moved to London after all.
621
00:27:09,004 --> 00:27:11,014
Just... not with me.
[crying]
622
00:27:12,716 --> 00:27:15,426
Truth is, I had been
completely out of my depth.
623
00:27:15,427 --> 00:27:18,427
♪
624
00:27:20,307 --> 00:27:21,227
[exhales forcefully]
625
00:27:21,225 --> 00:27:23,975
And after that, I was determined to
626
00:27:25,479 --> 00:27:27,189
never get out of my depth again.
627
00:27:27,189 --> 00:27:29,939
So for the last year,
I’ve basically just been
628
00:27:31,401 --> 00:27:33,111
paddling around in the shallow end.
629
00:27:33,862 --> 00:27:34,992
[doorbell buzzes]
630
00:27:37,032 --> 00:27:38,282
[buzzing continues]
631
00:27:39,826 --> 00:27:40,946
Hello?
632
00:27:41,620 --> 00:27:43,290
[over intercom]
‐ Hey, it's Clyde.
633
00:27:45,332 --> 00:27:47,132
‐ Uh... what's up?
634
00:27:47,751 --> 00:27:49,841
CLYDE:
Uh, I'm sorry I didn't call.
635
00:27:49,837 --> 00:27:52,207
I think I left my phone in your apartment.
636
00:27:52,214 --> 00:27:54,594
I think it's in the bedroom?
637
00:27:57,469 --> 00:27:59,259
Hey, how's it going?
638
00:28:00,097 --> 00:28:01,557
‐ Here you go.
‐ Oh.
639
00:28:02,015 --> 00:28:03,265
Awesome. Thanks.
640
00:28:03,267 --> 00:28:05,977
‐ Little suckers really get in the way
of sneaking out of places, don't they?
641
00:28:06,603 --> 00:28:07,693
‐ What? No, I didn't‐‐
642
00:28:09,273 --> 00:28:11,403
Okay, I know
that's what this looks like, but‐‐
643
00:28:13,402 --> 00:28:15,152
They towed my car.
644
00:28:15,153 --> 00:28:17,663
‐ Right.
‐ No, no, no, no, no. Look, seriously,
645
00:28:17,656 --> 00:28:19,196
I got up to go to the bathroom
646
00:28:19,199 --> 00:28:21,659
and I look outside,
and they're towing my car.
647
00:28:22,661 --> 00:28:24,451
I literally chased a tow truck
648
00:28:25,080 --> 00:28:27,290
down your street,
and then I had to go to work, so‐‐
649
00:28:28,333 --> 00:28:31,213
I didn't realize I didn't have my phone
until I got on the subway.
650
00:28:32,171 --> 00:28:33,761
And then I couldn't figure out
the subway, so,
651
00:28:34,673 --> 00:28:35,843
that was pretty comical.
652
00:28:36,466 --> 00:28:37,626
‐ Cool story, bro.
653
00:28:38,218 --> 00:28:39,888
‐ Hey. Yo.
‐ Yeah. Yes.
654
00:28:40,804 --> 00:28:42,354
‐ I thought we had a good time.
655
00:28:43,599 --> 00:28:44,599
I‐‐ I really thought‐‐
656
00:28:44,600 --> 00:28:46,810
‐ Yeah. Yeah, we had a good time.
‐ Yeah.
657
00:28:49,521 --> 00:28:50,811
‐ So, can I just
658
00:28:51,565 --> 00:28:53,315
come in and we can, like, talk or‐‐
659
00:28:53,775 --> 00:28:55,895
‐ Yeah, I just‐‐ I don't, I don't think
that's a good idea.
660
00:28:55,903 --> 00:28:57,403
‐ You don't think that's a good idea
661
00:28:57,905 --> 00:29:00,195
or... you know it's not a good idea?
662
00:29:00,199 --> 00:29:02,119
‐ I don't know if I think
it's a good idea.
663
00:29:02,117 --> 00:29:03,117
‐ Okay.
‐ Okay.
664
00:29:03,118 --> 00:29:04,118
‐ All right.
665
00:29:04,912 --> 00:29:05,912
This is for you.
666
00:29:07,831 --> 00:29:09,171
It's French toast.
667
00:29:17,549 --> 00:29:19,179
‐ Okay, so he was a nice guy.
668
00:29:20,719 --> 00:29:21,719
Like,
669
00:29:23,514 --> 00:29:25,684
[sighs]
an actual nice guy.
670
00:29:28,352 --> 00:29:29,442
So,
671
00:29:30,938 --> 00:29:35,568
why did I just act like such a dick?
672
00:29:36,818 --> 00:29:38,568
(Nick Drake's Pink Moon playing)
673
00:29:38,570 --> 00:29:40,780
♪ I saw it written and I saw it say ♪
674
00:29:40,781 --> 00:29:42,661
Maybe there's somethingI forgot to mention.
675
00:29:42,658 --> 00:29:43,988
‐ Rob! Rob!
ROB: The other night
676
00:29:43,992 --> 00:29:46,662
before my, um, date with Clyde.
677
00:29:46,662 --> 00:29:47,542
Mac.
678
00:29:50,082 --> 00:29:51,002
Um...
679
00:29:50,999 --> 00:29:52,209
♪ song continues over headphones ♪
680
00:29:52,209 --> 00:29:53,289
What are you doing here?
681
00:29:54,461 --> 00:29:55,961
‐ I moved back a couple of weeks ago.
682
00:29:58,048 --> 00:29:59,298
‐ Like, um,
683
00:30:00,175 --> 00:30:01,425
like, like back‐back?
684
00:30:02,761 --> 00:30:04,221
‐ Yeah, uh...
685
00:30:04,221 --> 00:30:06,521
I was‐‐ I've been meaning to
686
00:30:07,307 --> 00:30:08,557
you know.
‐ Yeah.
687
00:30:09,059 --> 00:30:10,189
Yeah.
688
00:30:10,185 --> 00:30:11,135
‐ Mmm.
689
00:30:17,651 --> 00:30:19,781
So, uh, you still in the neighborhood?
690
00:30:21,071 --> 00:30:22,491
‐ Uh, yeah, yeah.
691
00:30:22,948 --> 00:30:23,988
Got the shop, you know.
692
00:30:27,327 --> 00:30:28,997
Well, we should talk.
693
00:30:29,621 --> 00:30:30,581
Sometime.
694
00:30:32,457 --> 00:30:33,577
I've been, uh‐‐
695
00:30:33,584 --> 00:30:35,924
‐ Ah!
‐ Whoa! Whoa! Dude. Man, what the hell!
696
00:30:35,919 --> 00:30:36,749
‐ Fuck!
697
00:30:36,753 --> 00:30:38,553
‐ You okay.
‐ [Rob grunts]
698
00:30:38,547 --> 00:30:40,047
MAC: You okay?
‐ Shit.
699
00:30:40,048 --> 00:30:40,918
Yeah, I'm fine.
700
00:30:40,924 --> 00:30:42,134
‐ You're bleeding.
‐ I'm fine.
701
00:30:42,134 --> 00:30:44,014
‐ You sure?
‐ Yeah, I'm good. I'm fine.
702
00:30:45,012 --> 00:30:46,012
Um,
703
00:30:46,847 --> 00:30:48,017
I'll‐‐ It's good‐‐
704
00:30:49,683 --> 00:30:51,193
Uh, I'll see you around.
705
00:30:52,728 --> 00:30:54,808
‐ All right. Bye, Rob.
706
00:30:55,981 --> 00:30:57,231
[horn honking]
707
00:30:57,232 --> 00:31:00,652
♪ Pink Moon resumes ♪
708
00:31:00,652 --> 00:31:02,992
♪ I saw it written and I saw it say ♪
709
00:31:06,533 --> 00:31:09,663
♪ Pink moon is on its way ♪
710
00:31:11,163 --> 00:31:14,423
[indiscernible conversations]
711
00:31:14,416 --> 00:31:18,126
Hey, Jeff. Do you have
anything for, um... this?
712
00:31:18,128 --> 00:31:19,508
JEFF: Yeah, sure.
713
00:31:24,510 --> 00:31:26,930
♪ Hey, it's a pink moon ♪
714
00:31:28,931 --> 00:31:30,771
♪ Pink, pink, pink... ♪
715
00:31:30,766 --> 00:31:31,806
‐ Thanks.
716
00:31:33,101 --> 00:31:34,521
[sighs]
717
00:31:34,520 --> 00:31:36,810
[thunder rumbling]
718
00:31:36,813 --> 00:31:38,613
The ugly truth of the matter is this:
719
00:31:40,067 --> 00:31:41,647
if we suddenly heard
720
00:31:42,319 --> 00:31:45,409
that the world was going
to end in 24 hours
721
00:31:46,698 --> 00:31:49,488
people I would call in the first hour
would be the obvious:
722
00:31:49,493 --> 00:31:51,753
my parents, my brother, Simon,
723
00:31:51,745 --> 00:31:52,865
Cherise, I guess.
724
00:31:56,667 --> 00:31:58,127
And I would be calling them all
725
00:31:59,378 --> 00:32:02,168
to apologize for the fact
that I would be choosing
726
00:32:02,172 --> 00:32:03,722
to spend the next
727
00:32:05,759 --> 00:32:07,679
23 hours with
728
00:32:08,220 --> 00:32:09,180
Mac.
729
00:32:19,606 --> 00:32:20,566
Who's back.
730
00:32:24,027 --> 00:32:25,317
It's messed up, I know.
731
00:32:29,825 --> 00:32:31,155
[exhales]
732
00:32:48,760 --> 00:32:50,640
[rain falling]
733
00:32:50,637 --> 00:32:53,307
Thank you, Ann Peebles.
734
00:32:53,849 --> 00:32:56,309
(Ann Peebles'
I Can't Stand the Rain playing)
735
00:32:58,979 --> 00:33:01,609
♪ I can't stand the rain ♪
736
00:33:02,691 --> 00:33:04,861
♪ Against my window ♪
737
00:33:07,487 --> 00:33:10,407
♪ Bringing back sweet memories ♪
738
00:33:11,283 --> 00:33:13,493
♪ Hey, windowpane ♪
739
00:33:14,661 --> 00:33:16,541
♪ Do you remember ♪
740
00:33:19,499 --> 00:33:21,839
♪ How sweet it used to be? ♪
741
00:33:25,923 --> 00:33:29,683
♪ When we was together ♪
742
00:33:31,553 --> 00:33:34,143
♪ Everything was so grand ♪
743
00:33:37,851 --> 00:33:41,401
♪ Now that we've parted ♪
744
00:33:41,855 --> 00:33:43,315
♪ There's just one sound ♪
745
00:33:44,233 --> 00:33:46,993
♪ That I just can't stand ♪
746
00:33:46,985 --> 00:33:49,485
♪ I can't stand the rain ♪
747
00:33:50,531 --> 00:33:53,161
♪ Against my window ♪
748
00:33:55,369 --> 00:33:57,619
♪ Bringing back sweet memories ♪
749
00:33:58,956 --> 00:34:01,626
♪ Hey, rain ♪
750
00:34:02,125 --> 00:34:04,835
♪ Get off my window... ♪
53847
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