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( ♪ )
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♪
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♪
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(Seagulls, boat horns
and ocean sounds)
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OK, cool.
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One more time.
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OK, right.
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OK.
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Narrator: Aristotle said there
are three types of friendship.
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The first is
friendship of utility,
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which happens
between you and someone
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who's useful to you in some wa,
like a co-worker.
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The second is friendship of
pleasure, which occurs when two
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or more people just enjoy
one another's company.
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This can be a simple,
natural comradery,
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or even a
(censored) buddy.
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And the third,
called friendship of the good,
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is built on pure mutual
respect and admiration.
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Slower to develop,
but more enduring,
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it's the best
friend type stuff.
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I'm not saying I know more
than Aristotle, but I'd like to
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propose that there are
other types of friendship.
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One in particular I call
friendship of history.
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You were close
friends with someone,
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grew in different directions,
to be different people,
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but still act close,
just, well, because.
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It's just like seeing
a person wearing a
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life jacket in
the supermarket.
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You might ask, hey, why
are you wearing that?
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The other replies, because
I was on a boat yesterday.
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♪
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♪ Are you my
perfect cure ♪
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♪ Perfect cure for the
things that keep me awake ♪
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♪ I look for such a girl,
I'll never cause a stir ♪
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♪ And you were it ♪
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♪ Oh, watching the tropic,
some things don't change ♪
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♪ You're my perfect cure
for the times I hate ♪
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Narrator: This is Jonah,
those are his parents,
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and that was the best
picture taken that day.
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Tortured by their
constant judgement
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and unrealistic expectations,
their relationship was
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complicated.
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Jonah even once saved for an
entire year, sending them on a
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tour of wine country in an
attempt to win their approval,
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but as usual,
things didn't work out for him,
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and on their way to the last
vineyard an oncoming motorist
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collided with them, and both
parents died in a fiery wreck.
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After the funeral, Jonah learnd
his parents were in severe deb,
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when the banks repossessed ther
house and most of their saving.
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Confused, Jonah spent what
little money was left on a
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prostitute named Jolene,
whom he didn't (censored),
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but kept awake
all night talking,
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before she
eventually robbed him.
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♪
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What up?
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Are you home?
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No, just organizing shit
at my parents' place, why?
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Cool if
I stop by?
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Why are you calling
instead of texting?
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Just in
the area.
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Alright,
see you soon.
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♪
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Stupid, muthafucking, fuck,
fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
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Ahhhhh!
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This is Jonah's
best friend, Richard,
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and his upbringing
was nearly the opposite.
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Close with his father and raisd
in a household many would
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consider affluent, Richard
was, as you can clearly see,
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used to things
going in a certain way.
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His bank account has
over six figures in it, which
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he enjoyed spending lavishly
on his two best friends,
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but just
like his father,
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Richard is prone
to fits of rage,
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and one time threw his laptop
into his flat screen TV,
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all because he
couldn't remember the
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password to his
own email account.
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Stupid motherfucker!
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♪ Mellow, dreamy music ♪
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Hey.
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♪
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What the hell
are you doing?
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♪
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Fucking.
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Richard!
Richard!
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♪
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What are
you doing?
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And this is Richard's
long term partner, Sacha.
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She grew up in a military house
who disapproved of the lavish
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lifestyle Richard
provided her with,
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especially her hot pink sports
car she named Ziggy Cardust.
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Speaking of cars, she was oncea
witness in a hit and run case,
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but failed to show in court whn
Richard and Jonah convinced her
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to get
drunk instead.
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But the accident did
inspire her to attend,
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and graduate from
nursing school,
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where she now spends her
days providing physical
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and emotional care at a
nearby retirement home,
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and the evenings and weekends
pretty much doing the same thig
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for these two.
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Richard.
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Get off!
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Richard, stop!
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Richard!
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Stop it!
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Get off him.
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♪
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Uh oh.
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♪
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Just,
how could you?
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How could
I what?
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Don't fucking
lie to me!
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Stop!
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I saw
the texts.
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What texts?
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The ones.
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The ones, oh, it
was such a mistake.
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How could you
fuck her, dude?
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You are way out
of line right now.
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You two
just stay here.
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I'm gonna get
something from the car.
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This kitchen
is fucked.
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What's this?
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I didn't have time
to wrap it yet.
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Happy early
birthday, a-hole.
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Huh?
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You think those texts
were from us fucking?
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It started off as a joke,
we convinced ourselves
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to buy you this
stupid thing.
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It's got a
mahogany stock.
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So the texts you read that say
that night was such a mistake,
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ha ha,
totally worth it though,
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and I guess as long
as he doesn't find out,
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that was just us talking about
buying you a damn harpoon,
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for your
birthday.
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Spear gun.
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Whatever.
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So,
you didn't?
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Oh no.
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♪
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♪
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And with that, just
like they always did,
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our trio returned to
their instinctual roles,
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Richard begging for
forgiveness for his latest
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and all too
often fits of rage,
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Jonah retreating
inside himself,
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reinforcing his beliefs that
the world is out to get him,
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and Sacha continuing
to play her role
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as girlfriend,
mother and referee.
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And while he
could have said sorry
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with even more
luxury items,
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Richard decided today
needed to be a special apology,
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by taking them out for one of
the group's favorite activitie.
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♪ And when I
think of you ♪
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♪ There's no will to
the thing in my tears ♪
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♪ It's timeless
and it's strong ♪
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♪ I dream about
you my angel ♪
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♪ And I take
a look of love ♪
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A little help.
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Please.
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Alright.
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Look,
I'm trying, alright?
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Look at
my face.
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Look at
his face.
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OK, hey,
let's make a deal,
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I grovel and pamper you
guys unconditionally,
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and you just try to remember a
time before I went ape shit.
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I want
a free punch.
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Yes, deal.
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Punch where?
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I like this,
this plan makes sense.
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No, it doesn't.
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I want
reparations.
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Even Steven.
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Exactly.
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Not the balls.
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Please,
the balls.
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Not the balls!
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Stay
out of it.
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Why are you
encouraging this?
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What if my nose
needs surgery?
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You could have a deviated
septum, causing irregular
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sleep patterns and
long term health issues.
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For fucks sakes, just punch
me and shut the fuck up.
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Deal.
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But only one punch,
and then, then you'll chill.
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Fine.
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Both of you.
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No, this
doesn't involve me.
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What if I
let you punch me?
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You know
where I'm going.
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I said
no balls.
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No dice, I'd just as easily
go get day drunk somewhere.
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Fine, but just remember, it
behooves you to avoid these guys
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if you ever want
little Richards one day.
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Excuse me.
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Wait, no wait, afterwards,
that's it then, it's squashed.
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I don't want to hear another
word about this shit again.
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Alright.
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Alright.
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Fuck it,
let's do it.
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Hands
behind your head.
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No, no, actually,
behind your back.
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You're gonna
want those fingers.
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And eyes shut, I don't want you
anticipating where it's going.
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That's good.
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Stop squirming.
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You ready?
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Yeah,
I'm fucking ready.
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Give it to him.
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Alright,
you know what.
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What?
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It's alright.
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Ha ha.
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Fuck,
my wrist.
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Serves you right.
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Just making sure you
wouldn't get a concussion
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you
fucking asshole.
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A punch like that, I
doubt you could anyways.
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You got fire
in your hands.
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Oh, dude,
she can chuck bombs.
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Okeydoke, right here
where you were before.
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Arms behind your back,
please, thank you.
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Stop
moving around.
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Hey, no, hey, hey, hey, just
remember, it behooves you.
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Stop saying behooves
and uncross those legs.
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Stand up, and
take it like a man.
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Come on you little bitch,
close your eyes.
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We made a deal.
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I know but.
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Just close
your eyes.
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She can't punch
that hard, can she?
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Yeah.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Almost threw
up right there.
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Oh.
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Are you sorry?
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For everything?
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Really?
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Really.
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♪
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♪
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♪
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♪
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♪ I think it's
an illusion ♪
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♪ You try holding
your tears back ♪
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♪ You said I was
the first one ♪
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♪ Alone is
the new black ♪
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♪ Two hearts
they turn ♪
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♪ And I will
never become ♪
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♪ Two hearts
that sum ♪
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♪ Two one,
two one, two one ♪
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♪
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♪
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♪ I've got no
one to turn to ♪
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♪ You have no one
to look on by ♪
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♪ I've got nothing
to tell you ♪
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♪ You have nothing
to say to that ♪
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♪ Two hearts
they turn ♪
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♪ And now they'll
never become ♪
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♪ Two hearts
have some ♪
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00:13:17,470 --> 00:13:20,338
♪ Two one,
two one, two one ♪
264
00:13:20,340 --> 00:13:29,347
♪
265
00:13:29,349 --> 00:13:31,781
♪
266
00:13:31,783 --> 00:13:33,483
Can't breathe out
of my left nostril.
267
00:13:33,485 --> 00:13:35,886
For all I know I could
be bleeding out inside.
268
00:13:35,888 --> 00:13:37,487
Like, the Houdini.
269
00:13:37,489 --> 00:13:38,789
He died from
taking a punch.
270
00:13:38,791 --> 00:13:42,392
♪
271
00:13:42,394 --> 00:13:43,794
Jonah: You think someone
could swim that far?
272
00:13:43,796 --> 00:13:47,066
Richard: Not a fucking
chance, too far.
273
00:13:53,940 --> 00:13:55,705
Hey, can I ask
you something?
274
00:13:55,707 --> 00:13:58,409
Shoot.
275
00:13:58,411 --> 00:14:01,911
What made you think we
were messing around?
276
00:14:01,913 --> 00:14:03,848
I know it wasn't
just the texts.
277
00:14:03,850 --> 00:14:04,948
You wouldn't just
jump to that conclusion
278
00:14:04,950 --> 00:14:08,651
without something
else first.
279
00:14:08,653 --> 00:14:11,789
Sometimes,
280
00:14:11,791 --> 00:14:14,024
sometimes it feels
like you care about her
281
00:14:14,026 --> 00:14:17,030
the way that I
care about her.
282
00:14:24,704 --> 00:14:26,937
Without sounding
like a prick.
283
00:14:26,939 --> 00:14:28,072
You're gonna
sound like a.
284
00:14:28,074 --> 00:14:31,708
When are you gonna
stop fucking around?
285
00:14:31,710 --> 00:14:36,747
Look, I know you don't
like me bringing it up,
286
00:14:36,749 --> 00:14:41,419
but you saw what kind of
trouble you caused last year.
287
00:14:41,421 --> 00:14:44,954
I appreciate your concern, but
until you're in a relationship
288
00:14:44,956 --> 00:14:48,092
longer than three months,
don't give me advice.
289
00:14:48,094 --> 00:14:49,426
I don't
with you.
290
00:14:49,428 --> 00:14:50,961
You do,
actually.
291
00:14:50,963 --> 00:14:52,729
I just try and tell you
how to keep them around,
292
00:14:52,731 --> 00:14:54,531
so you can stop
fucking prostitutes.
293
00:14:54,533 --> 00:14:55,833
Once.
294
00:14:55,835 --> 00:14:58,705
Still man.
295
00:15:04,844 --> 00:15:09,947
A couple weeks back you guys got
into it at my place, remember?
296
00:15:09,949 --> 00:15:13,851
What was
that all about?
297
00:15:13,853 --> 00:15:17,454
Um,
I don't know.
298
00:15:17,456 --> 00:15:21,692
I don't really remember,
but it must not have been
299
00:15:21,694 --> 00:15:22,859
a big deal
or anything.
300
00:15:22,861 --> 00:15:23,727
The fuck you
talking about?
301
00:15:23,729 --> 00:15:24,761
You two were steaming
from the ears.
302
00:15:24,763 --> 00:15:27,497
Well, she was probably
just venting about your
303
00:15:27,499 --> 00:15:29,732
extra-curricular
activities.
304
00:15:29,734 --> 00:15:31,071
What did
you say?
305
00:15:33,672 --> 00:15:36,173
Well,
306
00:15:36,175 --> 00:15:41,178
nothing about
what happened.
307
00:15:41,180 --> 00:15:44,615
OK, look, there's this quote,
and it's something to the effect
308
00:15:44,617 --> 00:15:53,693
of we accuse people of doing
things that we do ourselves.
309
00:16:13,579 --> 00:16:16,847
How do
I look?
310
00:16:16,849 --> 00:16:17,915
Like
an idiot.
311
00:16:17,917 --> 00:16:19,650
That sounds
about right.
312
00:16:19,652 --> 00:16:20,784
Let's try
this thing out.
313
00:16:20,786 --> 00:16:21,952
Do I
have a choice?
314
00:16:21,954 --> 00:16:23,920
Come on, it all started
'cause of this fucking thing.
315
00:16:23,922 --> 00:16:26,055
Alright, go.
316
00:16:26,057 --> 00:16:29,693
Uno,
deuce, tre.
317
00:16:29,695 --> 00:16:31,529
Happy birthday.
318
00:16:31,531 --> 00:16:35,031
Now,
give me back my sun.
319
00:16:35,033 --> 00:16:36,633
I got something!
320
00:16:36,635 --> 00:16:40,069
Nice.
321
00:16:40,071 --> 00:16:45,809
Hey,
are we good?
322
00:16:45,811 --> 00:16:48,681
Yeah,
we're good.
323
00:16:55,153 --> 00:16:58,988
You know, a couple weeks back
when you and Jonah got into it
324
00:16:58,990 --> 00:17:03,694
at my place, I think that's
where I started to get it into
325
00:17:03,696 --> 00:17:07,231
my head that something was
going on, so sorry about that.
326
00:17:07,233 --> 00:17:09,567
I said
we're good.
327
00:17:09,569 --> 00:17:12,202
What were you guys even
fighting about, anyway?
328
00:17:12,204 --> 00:17:14,104
I don't know, probably
that stupid thing.
329
00:17:14,106 --> 00:17:17,907
Didn't have
anything to do with us?
330
00:17:17,909 --> 00:17:18,876
Huh?
331
00:17:18,878 --> 00:17:21,278
You know, what's been
going on between us.
332
00:17:21,280 --> 00:17:23,981
No, we don't talk
about that shit.
333
00:17:23,983 --> 00:17:29,289
We were just arguing
about your gift.
334
00:17:31,724 --> 00:17:34,892
Hey, check
this bitch out!
335
00:17:34,894 --> 00:17:41,764
♪
336
00:17:41,766 --> 00:17:49,138
♪
337
00:17:49,140 --> 00:17:55,346
♪
338
00:17:55,348 --> 00:17:56,614
Hey.
339
00:17:56,616 --> 00:17:59,617
Huh?
340
00:17:59,619 --> 00:18:04,621
You're lurking.
341
00:18:04,623 --> 00:18:06,624
I'm fine.
342
00:18:06,626 --> 00:18:15,165
♪
343
00:18:15,167 --> 00:18:24,174
♪
344
00:18:24,176 --> 00:18:32,782
♪
345
00:18:32,784 --> 00:18:39,322
♪
346
00:18:39,324 --> 00:18:46,329
♪
347
00:18:46,331 --> 00:18:53,971
♪
348
00:18:53,973 --> 00:18:57,340
♪
349
00:18:57,342 --> 00:19:00,944
♪
350
00:19:00,946 --> 00:19:02,245
You got three
seconds to tell me
351
00:19:02,247 --> 00:19:03,681
what the fuck
is going on.
352
00:19:03,683 --> 00:19:04,748
Listen.
353
00:19:04,750 --> 00:19:06,015
One.
354
00:19:06,017 --> 00:19:07,084
Man,
nothing is going on.
355
00:19:07,086 --> 00:19:08,152
Two.
356
00:19:08,154 --> 00:19:09,185
Richard, please.
357
00:19:09,187 --> 00:19:10,956
Three.
358
00:19:15,226 --> 00:19:19,328
He figured it
out, didn't he.
359
00:19:19,330 --> 00:19:22,098
Uh oh.
360
00:19:22,100 --> 00:19:23,133
He asked me about the
night we were fighting.
361
00:19:23,135 --> 00:19:24,401
What the fuck did
you say to him?
362
00:19:24,403 --> 00:19:27,370
I don't know, I just said it was
something about your guys' shit.
363
00:19:27,372 --> 00:19:28,371
What the
fuck, Jay?
364
00:19:28,373 --> 00:19:30,741
I don't know, it just
kind of fucking came up.
365
00:19:30,743 --> 00:19:32,842
He was gonna shoot
you with the harpoon.
366
00:19:32,844 --> 00:19:33,976
Spear gun.
367
00:19:33,978 --> 00:19:34,978
Whatever.
368
00:19:34,980 --> 00:19:36,113
No, no,
he wouldn't shoot.
369
00:19:36,115 --> 00:19:37,146
Look at
your face.
370
00:19:37,148 --> 00:19:38,348
Fuck your
fucking face.
371
00:19:38,350 --> 00:19:40,250
Ahhh!
372
00:19:40,252 --> 00:19:45,222
♪
373
00:19:45,224 --> 00:19:47,424
How could you?
374
00:19:47,426 --> 00:19:48,858
Which part?
375
00:19:48,860 --> 00:19:55,999
♪
376
00:19:56,001 --> 00:20:00,203
♪
377
00:20:00,205 --> 00:20:04,007
Not the balls.
378
00:20:04,009 --> 00:20:06,242
Fuck!
379
00:20:06,244 --> 00:20:09,378
Oh fuck!
380
00:20:09,380 --> 00:20:11,080
Oh fuck!
381
00:20:11,082 --> 00:20:14,283
You were gonna fucking
kill me, you fuck.
382
00:20:14,285 --> 00:20:17,386
♪
383
00:20:17,388 --> 00:20:18,454
Help.
384
00:20:18,456 --> 00:20:19,757
Help.
385
00:20:19,759 --> 00:20:20,790
Help
somebody please.
386
00:20:20,792 --> 00:20:22,392
♪
387
00:20:22,394 --> 00:20:24,293
Stop!
388
00:20:24,295 --> 00:20:31,969
♪
389
00:20:31,971 --> 00:20:36,106
Stop!
390
00:20:36,108 --> 00:20:37,540
Why him?
391
00:20:37,542 --> 00:20:41,043
Why him?
392
00:20:41,045 --> 00:20:47,451
♪
393
00:20:47,453 --> 00:20:53,456
♪
394
00:20:53,458 --> 00:20:58,060
♪
395
00:20:58,062 --> 00:20:59,930
Holy fuck.
396
00:20:59,932 --> 00:21:07,104
♪
397
00:21:07,106 --> 00:21:09,405
He wakes up again,
we're fucking dead.
398
00:21:09,407 --> 00:21:10,941
If he doesn't kill
us, his dad will.
399
00:21:10,943 --> 00:21:12,408
No way, I've known
him for too long.
400
00:21:12,410 --> 00:21:14,511
Jay!
401
00:21:14,513 --> 00:21:16,280
♪
402
00:21:16,282 --> 00:21:19,817
Richard's father is the reason
for his six figure bank accoun,
403
00:21:19,819 --> 00:21:22,953
and the source of his violent
temper, so while I wish I could
404
00:21:22,955 --> 00:21:26,155
give you an example of somethig
nice he's done for someone els,
405
00:21:26,157 --> 00:21:30,493
the only story that comes
to mind goes as follows:
406
00:21:30,495 --> 00:21:32,261
Years back it
came to light that
407
00:21:32,263 --> 00:21:34,865
Richard's first grade
teacher was, let's say,
408
00:21:34,867 --> 00:21:37,501
being inappropriate
with students.
409
00:21:37,503 --> 00:21:40,870
A few weeks later, as the schol
conducted a full investigation,
410
00:21:40,872 --> 00:21:43,840
the teacher
suddenly disappeared,
411
00:21:43,842 --> 00:21:46,242
which also happened to
coincide with Richard's father
412
00:21:46,244 --> 00:21:48,444
and a few of his
rougher colleagues,
413
00:21:48,446 --> 00:21:56,953
taking a road trip
that very same weekend.
414
00:21:56,955 --> 00:21:58,155
Fuck.
415
00:21:58,157 --> 00:21:59,857
We'll say
the truth.
416
00:21:59,859 --> 00:22:01,992
We went fishing, he found out
we were sleeping together.
417
00:22:01,994 --> 00:22:04,994
Slept.
418
00:22:04,996 --> 00:22:08,264
Sorry, you
know what I mean.
419
00:22:08,266 --> 00:22:09,899
No, no,
exactly.
420
00:22:09,901 --> 00:22:12,469
He found out we slept together,
he came after us,
421
00:22:12,471 --> 00:22:13,537
a fight
ensued and.
422
00:22:13,539 --> 00:22:16,009
Jay!
423
00:22:19,278 --> 00:22:21,310
Fuck.
424
00:22:21,312 --> 00:22:24,947
(Horn)
425
00:22:24,949 --> 00:22:27,550
Oh man, it doesn't
seem safe to me,
426
00:22:27,552 --> 00:22:31,888
but if you insist on resting
right there, by all means.
427
00:22:31,890 --> 00:22:34,023
What?
428
00:22:34,025 --> 00:22:36,894
This way if they hook
us up to one of those
429
00:22:36,896 --> 00:22:38,561
lie detector things,
we can say he fell off,
430
00:22:38,563 --> 00:22:42,301
and the machine won't go
off like the fourth of July.
431
00:22:44,570 --> 00:22:50,406
Although, his dad's still
gonna fucking kill me.
432
00:22:50,408 --> 00:22:53,178
At least you'll be
in the clear, though.
433
00:22:57,182 --> 00:23:01,251
He has eighty thousand
in a safe in his closet.
434
00:23:01,253 --> 00:23:04,221
His dad gives him ten
grand cash every Christmas.
435
00:23:04,223 --> 00:23:07,926
The combination is the last four
digits of his phone number.
436
00:23:15,134 --> 00:23:19,001
Come on,
you fuck.
437
00:23:19,003 --> 00:23:24,444
Here,
try this.
438
00:23:25,644 --> 00:23:27,444
Seriously?
439
00:23:27,446 --> 00:23:28,611
What?
440
00:23:28,613 --> 00:23:30,414
Just a
little exercising.
441
00:23:30,416 --> 00:23:34,384
Come on,
the lie detector.
442
00:23:34,386 --> 00:23:39,723
Yeah, just getting in a little
bit of exercising, that's all.
443
00:23:39,725 --> 00:23:41,090
Don't even
look at him.
444
00:23:41,092 --> 00:23:46,495
Taking
the d off.
445
00:23:46,497 --> 00:23:47,431
Yeah.
446
00:23:47,433 --> 00:23:52,668
Gotta make sure you
get your squats in.
447
00:23:52,670 --> 00:23:55,340
There we go.
448
00:24:04,049 --> 00:24:08,652
(Splashing
and coughing)
449
00:24:08,654 --> 00:24:16,259
♪
450
00:24:16,261 --> 00:24:24,667
♪
451
00:24:24,669 --> 00:24:28,538
How's this fit into
the lie detector?
452
00:24:28,540 --> 00:24:30,607
You two were gonna
fucking drown me?
453
00:24:30,609 --> 00:24:31,607
Hey, you tried
to kill us first.
454
00:24:31,609 --> 00:24:34,411
I wasn't gonna hurt you,
you dick, what the fuck?
455
00:24:34,413 --> 00:24:35,712
You had the
harpoon aimed at him.
456
00:24:35,714 --> 00:24:37,013
Spear gun.
457
00:24:37,015 --> 00:24:38,682
You fucking
waved that at me.
458
00:24:38,684 --> 00:24:39,549
You
strangled me.
459
00:24:39,551 --> 00:24:41,050
It doesn't matter anyway,
because you,
460
00:24:41,052 --> 00:24:42,452
you're in
the water.
461
00:24:42,454 --> 00:24:43,720
What the fuck,
you pushed me.
462
00:24:43,722 --> 00:24:45,722
No, no,
actually I didn't.
463
00:24:45,724 --> 00:24:50,626
You rolled in when you
were drunk and confessed.
464
00:24:50,628 --> 00:24:52,428
I don't
think so pal.
465
00:24:52,430 --> 00:24:53,562
Fuck you.
466
00:24:53,564 --> 00:24:55,565
Fuck you,
you cheating bitch.
467
00:24:55,567 --> 00:24:56,732
Hey,
you did it first.
468
00:24:56,734 --> 00:24:58,068
That was
a year ago.
469
00:24:58,070 --> 00:24:59,269
Come on, Jay,
we're out of here.
470
00:24:59,271 --> 00:25:00,302
Wait.
471
00:25:00,304 --> 00:25:01,437
Fuck off.
472
00:25:01,439 --> 00:25:02,438
Fuck, fuck.
473
00:25:02,440 --> 00:25:04,707
See you
later, pal.
474
00:25:04,709 --> 00:25:07,679
She can't drive the
boat worth shit anyway.
475
00:25:15,353 --> 00:25:19,688
What?
476
00:25:19,690 --> 00:25:20,790
Uh oh.
477
00:25:20,792 --> 00:25:23,659
Ha ha,
looking for these?
478
00:25:23,661 --> 00:25:24,728
Give me those.
479
00:25:24,730 --> 00:25:25,796
Give them back.
480
00:25:25,798 --> 00:25:27,063
Fuck you.
481
00:25:27,065 --> 00:25:28,130
Where the fuck
are you going?
482
00:25:28,132 --> 00:25:29,098
Swimming
this way.
483
00:25:29,100 --> 00:25:30,332
Get back here,
I will shoot you right now.
484
00:25:30,334 --> 00:25:31,367
Shoot me.
485
00:25:31,369 --> 00:25:33,336
I'll drop the
keys, fucker.
486
00:25:33,338 --> 00:25:34,471
Get back in
the fucking boat.
487
00:25:34,473 --> 00:25:36,072
What are you gonna
do, drown yourself?
488
00:25:36,074 --> 00:25:37,741
Apparently I was
gonna drown anyway,
489
00:25:37,743 --> 00:25:39,643
might as well take
you fucks with me.
490
00:25:39,645 --> 00:25:42,712
Get back in the
fucking boat, Richard.
491
00:25:42,714 --> 00:25:44,347
We need to
make a better deal.
492
00:25:44,349 --> 00:25:46,715
What deal?
493
00:25:46,717 --> 00:25:50,619
We need to promise not
to kill each other.
494
00:25:50,621 --> 00:25:55,625
What I want to see is guys
take every weapon on the boat,
495
00:25:55,627 --> 00:25:57,359
chuck
it overboard.
496
00:25:57,361 --> 00:26:01,530
That's the spear gun,
the club, the cutlery.
497
00:26:01,532 --> 00:26:04,401
The glass bottles,
the flares, the oars, fishes.
498
00:26:04,403 --> 00:26:06,502
fucking everything.
499
00:26:06,504 --> 00:26:09,271
Once I'm convinced that
there's nothing on there
500
00:26:09,273 --> 00:26:10,807
that you guys can
use against me.
501
00:26:10,809 --> 00:26:11,875
Or you could
use against us.
502
00:26:11,877 --> 00:26:17,313
Then, and only then, I
will swim back, and we'll,
503
00:26:17,315 --> 00:26:19,816
we'll
just go home.
504
00:26:19,818 --> 00:26:21,417
And once we're back?
505
00:26:21,419 --> 00:26:24,253
As far as I'm concerned,
I don't want to see
506
00:26:24,255 --> 00:26:25,856
either of you two
sacks of shit ever again.
507
00:26:25,858 --> 00:26:27,124
You won't
call the cops?
508
00:26:27,126 --> 00:26:28,258
Or tell
your dad?
509
00:26:28,260 --> 00:26:31,127
No cops,
no dad.
510
00:26:31,129 --> 00:26:35,264
♪
511
00:26:35,266 --> 00:26:39,368
Don't think too long, this
key is feeling pretty heavy.
512
00:26:39,370 --> 00:26:46,675
♪ It's too late
for tears ♪
513
00:26:46,677 --> 00:26:53,683
♪ It's too late,
too late to cry ♪
514
00:26:53,685 --> 00:27:00,690
♪ It's too late,
for begging me baby ♪
515
00:27:00,692 --> 00:27:04,161
♪ I say it's too late,
too late to cry ♪
516
00:27:04,163 --> 00:27:07,297
The fish, get that
big ass fish out here.
517
00:27:07,299 --> 00:27:11,934
♪
518
00:27:11,936 --> 00:27:13,203
Happy?
519
00:27:13,205 --> 00:27:14,838
Now get back in
the fucking boat.
520
00:27:14,840 --> 00:27:16,839
What about
the nine iron?
521
00:27:16,841 --> 00:27:18,174
♪
522
00:27:18,176 --> 00:27:22,712
♪ I could
walk out ♪
523
00:27:22,714 --> 00:27:29,786
♪
524
00:27:29,788 --> 00:27:31,555
Jonah:
Sacha.
525
00:27:31,557 --> 00:27:33,190
He getting it?
526
00:27:33,192 --> 00:27:34,223
I think so.
527
00:27:34,225 --> 00:27:35,291
It's underneath
the stairs.
528
00:27:35,293 --> 00:27:36,659
No,
it's not.
529
00:27:36,661 --> 00:27:37,927
It's down
there somewhere.
530
00:27:37,929 --> 00:27:40,329
I'm looking with
one fucking hand.
531
00:27:40,331 --> 00:27:43,666
It's a golf club
for Christ's sake.
532
00:27:43,668 --> 00:27:45,467
Hey, Sacha,
where are you going?
533
00:27:45,469 --> 00:27:48,405
♪
534
00:27:48,407 --> 00:27:49,472
He needs
my help.
535
00:27:49,474 --> 00:27:50,440
I need her
help finding it.
536
00:27:50,442 --> 00:27:53,210
He doesn't need shit,
you're staying here.
537
00:27:53,212 --> 00:28:01,850
♪
538
00:28:01,852 --> 00:28:04,486
Lovely day, huh?
539
00:28:04,488 --> 00:28:06,525
I got it.
540
00:28:11,495 --> 00:28:12,896
There.
541
00:28:12,898 --> 00:28:16,899
That's it, now get back
in the fucking boat.
542
00:28:16,901 --> 00:28:17,967
Suck a dick.
543
00:28:17,969 --> 00:28:18,903
Get in the
fucking boat.
544
00:28:18,905 --> 00:28:23,906
There's nothing left
on the fucking boat.
545
00:28:23,908 --> 00:28:28,377
♪
546
00:28:28,379 --> 00:28:29,479
Fuck off.
547
00:28:29,481 --> 00:28:31,548
Get the fuck up
there, let's go.
548
00:28:31,550 --> 00:28:39,955
♪
549
00:28:39,957 --> 00:28:48,798
♪
550
00:28:48,800 --> 00:28:50,532
No, other side,
let's go.
551
00:28:50,534 --> 00:28:57,540
♪
552
00:28:57,542 --> 00:28:58,607
Let me see.
553
00:28:58,609 --> 00:28:59,475
He'll be fine.
554
00:28:59,477 --> 00:29:01,677
We'll worry about it
when we get back.
555
00:29:01,679 --> 00:29:07,584
♪
556
00:29:07,586 --> 00:29:14,723
(Engine stalling)
557
00:29:14,725 --> 00:29:22,031
(Engine stalling)
558
00:29:22,033 --> 00:29:24,603
What?
559
00:29:26,972 --> 00:29:29,004
Are you
kidding me?
560
00:29:29,006 --> 00:29:33,976
Please tell me
you're kidding me.
561
00:29:33,978 --> 00:29:35,912
♪
562
00:29:35,914 --> 00:29:37,946
Coast Guard one.
563
00:29:37,948 --> 00:29:40,849
Coast Guard one.
564
00:29:40,851 --> 00:29:41,917
Coast Guard one.
565
00:29:41,919 --> 00:29:42,853
Coast Guard one.
566
00:29:42,855 --> 00:29:49,792
This is the pleasure
vessel Naughty Buoy.
567
00:29:49,794 --> 00:29:53,463
Coast Guard one.
568
00:29:53,465 --> 00:29:57,000
Coast Guard one.
569
00:29:57,002 --> 00:29:58,835
Coast Guard one.
570
00:29:58,837 --> 00:29:59,903
Coast Guard one,
do you hear me?
571
00:29:59,905 --> 00:30:02,105
Did you try all the
stations, turning the dials.
572
00:30:02,107 --> 00:30:04,007
Well that explains why you spent
four years in school
573
00:30:04,009 --> 00:30:06,475
becoming a glorified
butt wiper, doesn't it?
574
00:30:06,477 --> 00:30:09,913
OK, I obviously
do more than that.
575
00:30:09,915 --> 00:30:11,915
Coast Guard one.
576
00:30:11,917 --> 00:30:13,817
Hello?
577
00:30:13,819 --> 00:30:18,922
Can anyone save me
from these two pricks?
578
00:30:18,924 --> 00:30:19,990
You two.
579
00:30:19,992 --> 00:30:23,393
You two are real pieces
of work, you know that?
580
00:30:23,395 --> 00:30:25,861
I can't believe I let you
convince me that I was such
581
00:30:25,863 --> 00:30:27,763
a prick that I
deserved punches.
582
00:30:27,765 --> 00:30:28,798
Don't even.
583
00:30:28,800 --> 00:30:31,867
No,
this isn't right.
584
00:30:31,869 --> 00:30:34,937
I want reparations,
I deserve reparations.
585
00:30:34,939 --> 00:30:36,039
We said
no killing.
586
00:30:36,041 --> 00:30:36,906
I'm talking
Even Steven.
587
00:30:36,908 --> 00:30:38,774
You beat me up,
I punched you back.
588
00:30:38,776 --> 00:30:40,909
I beat your ass because
you fucked my girlfriend.
589
00:30:40,911 --> 00:30:42,511
And then you punched
me off the boat.
590
00:30:42,513 --> 00:30:44,012
After she hit me
with the bottle.
591
00:30:44,014 --> 00:30:45,080
And then you shot
me in the hand.
592
00:30:45,082 --> 00:30:46,782
No, she shot you
through the hand.
593
00:30:46,784 --> 00:30:49,085
How is
this helping?
594
00:30:49,087 --> 00:30:51,421
Well it certainly looked like it
helped you after slapping me.
595
00:30:51,423 --> 00:30:52,521
You want to
punch me, Richard?
596
00:30:52,523 --> 00:30:55,093
You damn
right I do.
597
00:31:02,667 --> 00:31:06,403
You two knowingly made me feel
like such a piece of shit
598
00:31:06,405 --> 00:31:09,505
that I volunteered
for free punches.
599
00:31:09,507 --> 00:31:11,407
And then
you willingly,
600
00:31:11,409 --> 00:31:15,811
no wait, you gleefully
went along with it.
601
00:31:15,813 --> 00:31:18,848
What kind of scumbags
do that, huh?
602
00:31:18,850 --> 00:31:21,520
Huh?
603
00:31:26,690 --> 00:31:27,757
Put your hand
on the table.
604
00:31:27,759 --> 00:31:28,825
What?
605
00:31:28,827 --> 00:31:33,562
Put your hand on
the fucking table.
606
00:31:33,564 --> 00:31:35,598
When you got
busted this morning,
607
00:31:35,600 --> 00:31:38,534
you could have been
a man about it, huh?
608
00:31:38,536 --> 00:31:43,572
But you decided to
take the bitch route.
609
00:31:43,574 --> 00:31:46,077
Time to
make up for it.
610
00:31:58,657 --> 00:32:00,456
Oh.
611
00:32:00,458 --> 00:32:02,192
Other hand.
612
00:32:02,194 --> 00:32:03,460
Richard.
613
00:32:03,462 --> 00:32:04,726
Shut up.
614
00:32:04,728 --> 00:32:07,132
Other hand.
615
00:32:12,137 --> 00:32:14,937
OK, look.
616
00:32:14,939 --> 00:32:16,004
Fuck.
617
00:32:16,006 --> 00:32:17,072
Stand up.
618
00:32:17,074 --> 00:32:18,140
Richard,
I swear to God.
619
00:32:18,142 --> 00:32:19,174
It's fine, Jay.
620
00:32:19,176 --> 00:32:20,476
You owe me.
621
00:32:20,478 --> 00:32:21,511
I don't
owe you shit.
622
00:32:21,513 --> 00:32:22,611
- No?
- No.
623
00:32:22,613 --> 00:32:23,646
How's
that now?
624
00:32:23,648 --> 00:32:24,681
This is
just karma.
625
00:32:24,683 --> 00:32:25,915
Oh, so you fucked him
to get back at me, huh?
626
00:32:25,917 --> 00:32:31,020
It wouldn't even come close to
what you've put me through.
627
00:32:31,022 --> 00:32:32,621
Jay.
628
00:32:32,623 --> 00:32:36,158
He tell you
what happened?
629
00:32:36,160 --> 00:32:39,863
It wasn't just that
Richard was fucking his ex.
630
00:32:39,865 --> 00:32:43,199
No, she showed up at
the door, pregnant.
631
00:32:43,201 --> 00:32:46,101
And as if that wasn't enough,
she wants to keep the baby,
632
00:32:46,103 --> 00:32:49,905
be a part of the family, have a
little bit of daddy's money.
633
00:32:49,907 --> 00:32:52,709
But instead I let
this asshole convince me
634
00:32:52,711 --> 00:32:54,777
that it was
just a big mistake.
635
00:32:54,779 --> 00:32:57,914
His last big mistake,
and that he would talk to her,
636
00:32:57,916 --> 00:33:02,551
and convince her to
have an abortion.
637
00:33:02,553 --> 00:33:07,790
And then a month later I see
in the paper and on the news,
638
00:33:07,792 --> 00:33:10,792
pregnant girl Melissa
Fairfax stabbed to death.
639
00:33:10,794 --> 00:33:12,095
I told you a million
times, we didn't.
640
00:33:12,097 --> 00:33:17,867
How can I believe
anything you say?
641
00:33:17,869 --> 00:33:20,603
I mean, Jesus, I would have been
gone so fucking fast if I hadn't
642
00:33:20,605 --> 00:33:22,105
been so scared you would
do the same thing to me.
643
00:33:22,107 --> 00:33:23,205
No,
I would never.
644
00:33:23,207 --> 00:33:27,779
Really?
645
00:33:55,740 --> 00:34:00,609
Hey dipshit, you forget to throw
these overboard on purpose?
646
00:34:00,611 --> 00:34:04,249
I must
have forgot.
647
00:34:12,690 --> 00:34:15,694
Damn it.
648
00:34:27,339 --> 00:34:30,942
Alright, this is
what we've got left.
649
00:34:36,880 --> 00:34:38,213
That tuna could
have come in handy.
650
00:34:38,215 --> 00:34:39,315
That tuna
was a weapon.
651
00:34:39,317 --> 00:34:41,750
This is all
the water?
652
00:34:41,752 --> 00:34:43,619
There's nothing left in
the showers, nothing?
653
00:34:43,621 --> 00:34:44,887
We didn't
fill the tanks.
654
00:34:44,889 --> 00:34:47,290
I thought it
was a day trip.
655
00:34:47,292 --> 00:34:50,293
Look, this is gonna keep
us OK for a couple days.
656
00:34:50,295 --> 00:34:51,393
It's not the food
I'm worried about.
657
00:34:51,395 --> 00:34:52,695
Why not?
658
00:34:52,697 --> 00:34:53,762
You can go for
ages without food.
659
00:34:53,764 --> 00:34:56,165
Without water,
less than a week.
660
00:34:56,167 --> 00:34:58,034
Huh?
661
00:34:58,036 --> 00:34:59,969
I could share some other
things I learned in school,
662
00:34:59,971 --> 00:35:01,237
but why
bother, right?
663
00:35:01,239 --> 00:35:02,971
I'll just make sure to ask you
when it's time to wipe my ass.
664
00:35:02,973 --> 00:35:04,040
Yeah.
665
00:35:04,042 --> 00:35:05,108
What about
the toilet?
666
00:35:05,110 --> 00:35:06,175
You mean
where you belong?
667
00:35:06,177 --> 00:35:07,242
The water
in it.
668
00:35:07,244 --> 00:35:08,311
It's salt water.
669
00:35:08,313 --> 00:35:09,378
We could
distill it.
670
00:35:09,380 --> 00:35:10,646
No, the
still's propane.
671
00:35:10,648 --> 00:35:11,581
We don't
have propane.
672
00:35:11,583 --> 00:35:12,782
So literally nothing
on this boat works?
673
00:35:12,784 --> 00:35:14,050
I thought it
was a day trip.
674
00:35:14,052 --> 00:35:15,317
What about
the life raft?
675
00:35:15,319 --> 00:35:16,786
We popped that
inner tubing.
676
00:35:16,788 --> 00:35:18,087
Fuck's sake.
677
00:35:18,089 --> 00:35:19,889
I didn't anticipate having
to discard everything
678
00:35:19,891 --> 00:35:21,690
in an effort to
ensure my safety.
679
00:35:21,692 --> 00:35:22,824
OK, we can start
swimming to shore.
680
00:35:22,826 --> 00:35:23,893
It's too far.
681
00:35:23,895 --> 00:35:24,994
How do you
know that?
682
00:35:24,996 --> 00:35:26,262
It's too far.
683
00:35:26,264 --> 00:35:27,362
You know at Jaws at the end of
the movie, when the two are just
684
00:35:27,364 --> 00:35:29,398
swimming in the ocean,
after they killed the shark.
685
00:35:29,400 --> 00:35:31,800
Those fuckers are
dead, straight up.
686
00:35:31,802 --> 00:35:33,335
So wait,
get going.
687
00:35:33,337 --> 00:35:34,670
Fuck off.
688
00:35:34,672 --> 00:35:37,072
So what
you're saying
689
00:35:37,074 --> 00:35:38,074
is we're
screwed?
690
00:35:38,076 --> 00:35:41,244
No, there's a bunch of
shipping lanes out here,
691
00:35:41,246 --> 00:35:42,344
someone's bound
to spot us.
692
00:35:42,346 --> 00:35:43,378
You sure?
693
00:35:43,380 --> 00:35:44,681
Pretty sure.
694
00:35:44,683 --> 00:35:45,715
Give me odds,
I want odds.
695
00:35:45,717 --> 00:35:48,985
90/10.
696
00:35:48,987 --> 00:35:50,353
10 being no
shipping boats?
697
00:35:50,355 --> 00:35:53,723
Yeah.
698
00:35:53,725 --> 00:35:59,094
OK, well 90% I'm rescued,
that's not so bad.
699
00:35:59,096 --> 00:36:06,703
♪
700
00:36:06,705 --> 00:36:09,404
As the chapter title
so eloquently states,
701
00:36:09,406 --> 00:36:12,308
our trio had fallen on
a stretch of bad luck,
702
00:36:12,310 --> 00:36:15,244
but as an experienced sailor
such as myself would tell you,
703
00:36:15,246 --> 00:36:18,380
superstitions on a
boat are a powerful thing,
704
00:36:18,382 --> 00:36:21,717
and these three had been
inadvertently pushing their luk
705
00:36:21,719 --> 00:36:24,253
from the very start,
and here's why,
706
00:36:24,255 --> 00:36:26,855
first of all they all set sail
on the Friday of a long weeken,
707
00:36:26,857 --> 00:36:28,391
when less ships
would be departing.
708
00:36:28,393 --> 00:36:30,726
It's also terrible luck
to sail on a Friday,
709
00:36:30,728 --> 00:36:32,427
as this was the day
Christ was crucified.
710
00:36:32,429 --> 00:36:34,864
Then Richard stepped on
board with his left foot
711
00:36:34,866 --> 00:36:36,465
rather than
his right.
712
00:36:36,467 --> 00:36:38,433
Red haired people are also
considered bad luck on a boat.
713
00:36:38,435 --> 00:36:40,136
Don't know why,
they just are.
714
00:36:40,138 --> 00:36:41,237
You're also not
supposed to bring
715
00:36:41,239 --> 00:36:42,804
anyone named
Jonah on board.
716
00:36:42,806 --> 00:36:44,139
When the group threw
everything off the boat,
717
00:36:44,141 --> 00:36:46,375
they even tossed a
metal albatross statue.
718
00:36:46,377 --> 00:36:48,009
A bigtime
no-no,
719
00:36:48,011 --> 00:36:49,746
as they're supposed to
host the souls of dead sailors.
720
00:36:49,748 --> 00:36:51,748
Having a black bag on
the boat represents death
721
00:36:51,750 --> 00:36:53,315
and the depths
of the sea.
722
00:36:53,317 --> 00:36:55,884
And bananas on board are a bad
omen for a multitude of reason.
723
00:36:55,886 --> 00:37:00,056
♪
724
00:37:00,058 --> 00:37:03,058
So when no shipping
boats appeared,
725
00:37:03,060 --> 00:37:06,329
no rain fell to
catch and drink,
726
00:37:06,331 --> 00:37:12,034
and the current pulled them
further into the Atlantic Ocea,
727
00:37:12,036 --> 00:37:15,904
they flirted with yet
another form of friendship,
728
00:37:15,906 --> 00:37:17,806
friendship of survival,
729
00:37:17,808 --> 00:37:20,342
in which you either
work together,
730
00:37:20,344 --> 00:37:23,179
or you're
(censored).
731
00:37:23,181 --> 00:37:32,320
♪
732
00:37:32,322 --> 00:37:39,795
♪
733
00:37:39,797 --> 00:37:41,230
Dude, this is
impossible.
734
00:37:41,232 --> 00:37:47,837
♪
735
00:37:47,839 --> 00:37:50,973
If only we had,
say, a harpoon.
736
00:37:50,975 --> 00:37:53,942
Spear gun.
737
00:37:53,944 --> 00:37:55,545
This is
useless.
738
00:37:55,547 --> 00:37:57,346
Come to
daddy, baby.
739
00:37:57,348 --> 00:37:59,114
♪
740
00:37:59,116 --> 00:38:01,550
Oh, and one last no no on
a boat, don't kill seagulls.
741
00:38:01,552 --> 00:38:03,485
That's a real
bad one too.
742
00:38:03,487 --> 00:38:06,054
No
fucking way.
743
00:38:06,056 --> 00:38:10,960
♪ Up-tempo
soul music ♪
744
00:38:10,962 --> 00:38:19,835
♪
745
00:38:19,837 --> 00:38:25,241
♪ I love you brother,
you've been taken ♪
746
00:38:25,243 --> 00:38:34,516
♪ I love you sister,
you try to make it for love ♪
747
00:38:34,518 --> 00:38:41,389
♪ How do
you feel now? ♪
748
00:38:41,391 --> 00:38:46,128
♪ Without love ♪
749
00:38:46,130 --> 00:38:52,268
♪ How do you
feel now? ♪
750
00:38:52,270 --> 00:39:00,009
♪
751
00:39:00,011 --> 00:39:02,545
♪ I love you,
sister ♪
752
00:39:02,547 --> 00:39:05,248
♪ You've
been faking ♪
753
00:39:05,250 --> 00:39:14,456
♪ Lying and cheating never
could be mistaken for love ♪
754
00:39:14,458 --> 00:39:21,429
♪ How do
you feel now? ♪
755
00:39:21,431 --> 00:39:26,235
♪ Without love ♪
756
00:39:26,237 --> 00:39:30,438
♪ How do you
feel now? ♪
757
00:39:30,440 --> 00:39:36,177
♪
758
00:39:36,179 --> 00:39:40,049
So this is what you
learned at school?
759
00:39:40,051 --> 00:39:41,550
No, I got this from
Richard Parker.
760
00:39:41,552 --> 00:39:42,617
Who?
761
00:39:42,619 --> 00:39:43,686
The lion
from Life of Pi.
762
00:39:43,688 --> 00:39:45,054
Tiger.
763
00:39:45,056 --> 00:39:46,322
But yeah.
764
00:39:46,324 --> 00:39:48,456
Author got the idea
from Edgar Allen Poe,
765
00:39:48,458 --> 00:39:50,326
and I have
766
00:39:50,328 --> 00:39:55,297
had a boyfriend
named Richard.
767
00:39:55,299 --> 00:39:56,498
OK.
768
00:39:56,500 --> 00:39:59,601
So in like the 1800s, Poe
wrote a book about a shipwreck,
769
00:39:59,603 --> 00:40:01,938
so these guys get
stuck in a lifeboat.
770
00:40:01,940 --> 00:40:04,172
Out of food and water,
but they capture a sea turtle
771
00:40:04,174 --> 00:40:05,373
and drink its
blood to survive.
772
00:40:05,375 --> 00:40:07,610
So let me get this straight,
you're getting your survival
773
00:40:07,612 --> 00:40:13,049
tips from the same guy who wrote
about the spaghetti monster.
774
00:40:13,051 --> 00:40:15,116
OK, so they drink the
sea turtle's blood.
775
00:40:15,118 --> 00:40:21,991
♪ Opera singing ♪
776
00:40:21,993 --> 00:40:25,360
Again,
this is a story.
777
00:40:25,362 --> 00:40:28,630
So the sea turtle
nourishes them for a while,
778
00:40:28,632 --> 00:40:30,266
but it's
not enough.
779
00:40:30,268 --> 00:40:31,599
And they can't
catch any more turtles,
780
00:40:31,601 --> 00:40:33,168
and after a few
days they realize
781
00:40:33,170 --> 00:40:34,536
that if they don't get
anything to eat or drink
782
00:40:34,538 --> 00:40:37,239
ASAP,
they'll die.
783
00:40:37,241 --> 00:40:39,275
So they decided to draw
straws on who's gonna
784
00:40:39,277 --> 00:40:42,244
sacrifice themselves so
the other two can live.
785
00:40:42,246 --> 00:40:44,112
So they
draw straws.
786
00:40:44,114 --> 00:40:49,985
♪ Opera singing ♪
787
00:40:49,987 --> 00:40:54,223
And this one cabin boy
gets the short stick.
788
00:40:54,225 --> 00:40:57,525
The boy sacrifices himself, and
the other two drink his blood,
789
00:40:57,527 --> 00:40:59,996
eat him, and they're
rescued a few days later,
790
00:40:59,998 --> 00:41:01,197
and live
happily ever after.
791
00:41:01,199 --> 00:41:04,065
Minus the mental trauma of
eating their friend, correct?
792
00:41:04,067 --> 00:41:06,569
His name?
793
00:41:06,571 --> 00:41:07,636
Richard Parker.
794
00:41:07,638 --> 00:41:11,440
Again, fiction.
795
00:41:11,442 --> 00:41:14,009
So, like 50 years later,
off the coast of England,
796
00:41:14,011 --> 00:41:15,643
I think,
there's a shipwreck.
797
00:41:15,645 --> 00:41:18,547
And these three guys
get stuck on a lifeboat.
798
00:41:18,549 --> 00:41:20,282
Fiction or
real this time?
799
00:41:20,284 --> 00:41:23,552
Real.
800
00:41:23,554 --> 00:41:26,154
So just like in the book,
they end up capturing
801
00:41:26,156 --> 00:41:28,424
a sea turtle and drinking
its blood to survive,
802
00:41:28,426 --> 00:41:32,027
and just like
in the book,
803
00:41:32,029 --> 00:41:34,230
it's not enough,
804
00:41:34,232 --> 00:41:36,565
so they decided
to draw straws.
805
00:41:36,567 --> 00:41:45,708
♪ Opera singing ♪
806
00:41:45,710 --> 00:41:53,181
♪
807
00:41:53,183 --> 00:41:56,719
♪
808
00:41:56,721 --> 00:42:00,155
The young man who
got the short stick,
809
00:42:00,157 --> 00:42:01,357
Richard.
810
00:42:01,359 --> 00:42:03,726
No.
811
00:42:03,728 --> 00:42:05,527
Parker.
812
00:42:05,529 --> 00:42:08,130
That's why the tiger's name is
Richard Parker in Life of Pi,
813
00:42:08,132 --> 00:42:09,431
because of this
crazy coincidence.
814
00:42:09,433 --> 00:42:13,536
You do realize, though, that the
moral of this story seems to be
815
00:42:13,538 --> 00:42:17,239
that drinking seagull blood
is not gonna be enough.
816
00:42:17,241 --> 00:42:18,474
We're gonna have to
sacrifice one of us
817
00:42:18,476 --> 00:42:20,742
for the good
of the group.
818
00:42:20,744 --> 00:42:29,351
♪
819
00:42:29,353 --> 00:42:32,755
Well,
820
00:42:32,757 --> 00:42:35,627
cheers.
821
00:42:50,775 --> 00:42:56,281
Sacha: Why did I
suggest this?
822
00:42:57,514 --> 00:42:59,817
OK.
823
00:43:05,156 --> 00:43:08,791
Ugh.
824
00:43:08,793 --> 00:43:11,393
How long would this
actually help us?
825
00:43:11,395 --> 00:43:12,427
I mean,
this can't be safe.
826
00:43:12,429 --> 00:43:13,795
Safe enough,
and I don't know.
827
00:43:13,797 --> 00:43:15,130
Just drink it,
you pussy.
828
00:43:15,132 --> 00:43:16,165
Look, I don't
think I can.
829
00:43:16,167 --> 00:43:17,233
Alright,
give it here.
830
00:43:17,235 --> 00:43:18,300
No,
it's not that bad.
831
00:43:18,302 --> 00:43:19,367
No,
it really is.
832
00:43:19,369 --> 00:43:20,402
Seriously,
if you don't want it.
833
00:43:20,404 --> 00:43:21,503
Stop, stop it.
834
00:43:21,505 --> 00:43:23,507
It's not bad.
835
00:43:41,659 --> 00:43:42,757
What a waste.
836
00:43:42,759 --> 00:43:43,925
Oh God.
837
00:43:43,927 --> 00:43:44,960
Oh God,
that's awful.
838
00:43:44,962 --> 00:43:47,829
I need something to get
this taste out of mouth.
839
00:43:47,831 --> 00:43:49,697
You've got ocean water,
you've got motor oil.
840
00:43:49,699 --> 00:43:50,733
Urine.
841
00:43:50,735 --> 00:43:51,833
You can
still go?
842
00:43:51,835 --> 00:43:52,768
I haven't
for days.
843
00:43:52,770 --> 00:43:54,170
I almost would drink
piss at this point.
844
00:43:54,172 --> 00:43:56,572
Wait.
845
00:43:56,574 --> 00:43:58,574
I'm kidding,
I'm not drinking piss.
846
00:43:58,576 --> 00:44:00,308
I hope you forgot
to throw this out.
847
00:44:00,310 --> 00:44:03,712
And not
motor oil.
848
00:44:03,714 --> 00:44:06,447
From when we
bought the boat.
849
00:44:06,449 --> 00:44:09,184
You couldn't remember that
before the fucking seagull.
850
00:44:09,186 --> 00:44:12,320
I forgot
about it.
851
00:44:12,322 --> 00:44:13,621
Would this
dehydrate me more?
852
00:44:13,623 --> 00:44:16,324
Alcohol while lost at sea
was not in my curriculum.
853
00:44:16,326 --> 00:44:19,228
Fuck it.
854
00:44:19,230 --> 00:44:20,895
Easy tiger,
come on.
855
00:44:20,897 --> 00:44:22,331
Hey, hey,
hey, come on.
856
00:44:22,333 --> 00:44:24,933
Over here,
come to mama.
857
00:44:24,935 --> 00:44:26,571
Oh.
858
00:44:28,906 --> 00:44:33,208
Oh.
859
00:44:33,210 --> 00:44:36,612
I love Scotch,
suddenly.
860
00:44:36,614 --> 00:44:37,679
Hey, where
are you going?
861
00:44:37,681 --> 00:44:38,746
I'll give it,
I'll give.
862
00:44:38,748 --> 00:44:39,815
Hey, hey!
863
00:44:39,817 --> 00:44:40,916
Listen to me.
864
00:44:40,918 --> 00:44:48,791
I'll give it, once you
or you tell me how and when
865
00:44:48,793 --> 00:44:50,558
y'all
started fucking.
866
00:44:50,560 --> 00:44:51,860
Dude, come on,
this is.
867
00:44:51,862 --> 00:44:53,494
Uh uh.
868
00:44:53,496 --> 00:44:55,864
No one gets another drop
until someone tells me.
869
00:44:55,866 --> 00:44:57,398
And what's knowing
gonna do at this point?
870
00:44:57,400 --> 00:44:59,634
I'm not mad anymore,
I swear to God.
871
00:44:59,636 --> 00:45:01,936
I got my Even Steven,
got bigger problems now.
872
00:45:01,938 --> 00:45:07,279
I just
wanna know.
873
00:45:09,647 --> 00:45:11,713
New Years.
874
00:45:11,715 --> 00:45:15,686
Hand it over.
875
00:45:24,828 --> 00:45:27,395
You passed out for
the millionth time,
876
00:45:27,397 --> 00:45:31,967
and Jay and I were up
cleaning for the millionth time,
877
00:45:31,969 --> 00:45:36,471
he knew I was upset,
and it just happened.
878
00:45:36,473 --> 00:45:38,607
I was also
really drunk.
879
00:45:38,609 --> 00:45:43,411
Well don't make it sound
like I took advantage of you.
880
00:45:43,413 --> 00:45:45,947
Does that
make it better?
881
00:45:45,949 --> 00:45:47,049
How
many times?
882
00:45:47,051 --> 00:45:50,451
Just the once,
I swear.
883
00:45:50,453 --> 00:45:54,690
What'd I catch you
guys arguing about?
884
00:45:54,692 --> 00:45:55,757
We.
885
00:45:55,759 --> 00:45:59,561
No, you.
886
00:45:59,563 --> 00:46:01,700
I wanna hear
it from you.
887
00:46:06,436 --> 00:46:08,440
She and I, we.
888
00:46:24,455 --> 00:46:27,456
You know,
889
00:46:27,458 --> 00:46:31,726
when you
dropped those urns,
890
00:46:31,728 --> 00:46:33,762
I was just
sitting there,
891
00:46:33,764 --> 00:46:41,904
staring at them, and thinking,
why aren't I more upset?
892
00:46:41,906 --> 00:46:43,639
That this pile of
shit on the ground is
893
00:46:43,641 --> 00:46:48,409
what's left of
my parents, right?
894
00:46:48,411 --> 00:46:53,014
And I just
didn't care.
895
00:46:53,016 --> 00:46:56,351
There was no
nostalgia, nothing.
896
00:46:56,353 --> 00:46:58,052
I just.
897
00:46:58,054 --> 00:47:07,061
♪
898
00:47:07,063 --> 00:47:10,366
I just thought we could
take off together is all.
899
00:47:10,368 --> 00:47:13,869
♪
900
00:47:13,871 --> 00:47:18,940
But she said
if we did,
901
00:47:18,942 --> 00:47:21,677
you or your dad
would come after us.
902
00:47:21,679 --> 00:47:24,679
♪
903
00:47:24,681 --> 00:47:26,648
That's the truth.
904
00:47:26,650 --> 00:47:34,790
♪
905
00:47:34,792 --> 00:47:43,532
♪
906
00:47:43,534 --> 00:47:48,936
♪
907
00:47:48,938 --> 00:47:57,779
♪
908
00:47:57,781 --> 00:47:59,681
Hey,
who was better?
909
00:47:59,683 --> 00:48:00,681
What?
910
00:48:00,683 --> 00:48:01,717
In bed.
911
00:48:01,719 --> 00:48:02,784
Seriously?
912
00:48:02,786 --> 00:48:03,819
No, I mean it,
who was better?
913
00:48:03,821 --> 00:48:04,954
Dude, you're
just asking for it.
914
00:48:04,956 --> 00:48:07,855
Hey, I'm not mad anymore,
come on, this is cathartic.
915
00:48:07,857 --> 00:48:09,991
Seriously, if we're all
gonna fucking die out here,
916
00:48:09,993 --> 00:48:11,793
then who gives
a fuck, right?
917
00:48:11,795 --> 00:48:13,661
Come on.
918
00:48:13,663 --> 00:48:14,762
Ugh.
919
00:48:14,764 --> 00:48:16,431
Give it.
920
00:48:16,433 --> 00:48:18,833
Alright, but no
fighting, either of you.
921
00:48:18,835 --> 00:48:19,867
This is gonna
be good, huh?
922
00:48:19,869 --> 00:48:20,969
This is stupid.
923
00:48:20,971 --> 00:48:22,003
No, who gives
a shit, come on.
924
00:48:22,005 --> 00:48:23,137
It's funny.
925
00:48:23,139 --> 00:48:24,440
Sorry.
926
00:48:24,442 --> 00:48:26,608
For what?
927
00:48:26,610 --> 00:48:27,675
He's better.
928
00:48:27,677 --> 00:48:29,811
- Yes!
- What?
929
00:48:29,813 --> 00:48:30,846
- It's not important.
- Well it is to me.
930
00:48:30,848 --> 00:48:31,980
Am I bad?
931
00:48:31,982 --> 00:48:32,980
No, no, no.
932
00:48:32,982 --> 00:48:35,050
He's just.
933
00:48:35,052 --> 00:48:36,717
Ha ha.
934
00:48:36,719 --> 00:48:39,454
This is some bullshit,
I'm a disadvantage here,
935
00:48:39,456 --> 00:48:42,123
he knows all your,
all your stuff,
936
00:48:42,125 --> 00:48:43,491
and if I ever
got a chance to.
937
00:48:43,493 --> 00:48:44,559
I said sorry.
938
00:48:44,561 --> 00:48:45,594
If you just told
me what you like.
939
00:48:45,596 --> 00:48:47,695
No, no, no,
it's not that.
940
00:48:47,697 --> 00:48:48,764
Shut up.
941
00:48:48,766 --> 00:48:49,864
And you,
you weren't.
942
00:48:49,866 --> 00:48:50,733
I'll take you to
the desk right now,
943
00:48:50,735 --> 00:48:52,000
and I'll change
your mind right now.
944
00:48:52,002 --> 00:48:53,501
I wouldn't
be able to.
945
00:48:53,503 --> 00:48:55,137
Why the
hell not?
946
00:48:55,139 --> 00:48:57,206
You're,
you're too soft.
947
00:48:57,208 --> 00:48:59,141
Soft?
948
00:48:59,143 --> 00:49:00,241
Soft?
949
00:49:00,243 --> 00:49:01,277
I'm so
glad I asked.
950
00:49:01,279 --> 00:49:04,779
You got your moves from
the softcore channel.
951
00:49:04,781 --> 00:49:05,880
That's enough.
952
00:49:05,882 --> 00:49:06,915
Enough.
953
00:49:06,917 --> 00:49:08,016
You're vanilla.
954
00:49:08,018 --> 00:49:09,083
Vanilla?
955
00:49:09,085 --> 00:49:11,520
Yeah.
956
00:49:11,522 --> 00:49:12,654
Are you
fucking with me?
957
00:49:12,656 --> 00:49:15,023
Very vanilla for someone who
has sex with prostitutes.
958
00:49:15,025 --> 00:49:16,757
One time, that
happened one fucking.
959
00:49:16,759 --> 00:49:20,628
Vanilla goes with everything,
it's a classic.
960
00:49:20,630 --> 00:49:22,197
Everybody likes, it goes
along with everything.
961
00:49:22,199 --> 00:49:24,532
You want mint chocolate chip
when it's a special occasion,
962
00:49:24,534 --> 00:49:26,534
but you don't want to eat
that every fucking day.
963
00:49:26,536 --> 00:49:28,170
Jay, Jay,
vanilla is fine.
964
00:49:28,172 --> 00:49:31,572
A lot of girls
really like vanilla.
965
00:49:31,574 --> 00:49:33,708
Isn't that what everybody wants,
the safe, reliable,
966
00:49:33,710 --> 00:49:35,076
vanilla flavor, put a
little bit of fudge or something
967
00:49:35,078 --> 00:49:37,145
on top
or something.
968
00:49:37,147 --> 00:49:38,447
Shut the
fuck up.
969
00:49:38,449 --> 00:49:42,217
Jay, I cheated on my long-term
boyfriend with his best friend.
970
00:49:42,219 --> 00:49:45,052
Finally it's articulated,
we got it out.
971
00:49:45,054 --> 00:49:46,788
I can guarantee you,
the last thing I was
972
00:49:46,790 --> 00:49:50,161
looking for was
classic, safe vanilla.
973
00:49:55,900 --> 00:49:56,965
I can't
believe this.
974
00:49:56,967 --> 00:49:59,000
I said sorry.
975
00:49:59,002 --> 00:50:03,204
Oh, hey,
gear down big rig.
976
00:50:03,206 --> 00:50:06,808
Fuck it, you know what,
you got a weird sex face.
977
00:50:06,810 --> 00:50:07,708
A what?
978
00:50:07,710 --> 00:50:09,110
You heard me, your
sex face is strange.
979
00:50:09,112 --> 00:50:10,279
It's
fucking weird.
980
00:50:10,281 --> 00:50:12,780
Right? It's like you're
about to sneeze at all times.
981
00:50:12,782 --> 00:50:13,815
What?
982
00:50:13,817 --> 00:50:14,949
It's like.
983
00:50:14,951 --> 00:50:16,018
That's it.
984
00:50:16,020 --> 00:50:17,953
I do not
do that.
985
00:50:17,955 --> 00:50:20,121
Yes you do,
she absolutely does it.
986
00:50:20,123 --> 00:50:24,092
You know what, when you're
on top you sweat so much
987
00:50:24,094 --> 00:50:25,326
it's like I'm
taking a shower.
988
00:50:25,328 --> 00:50:26,695
Ew.
989
00:50:26,697 --> 00:50:27,829
It's not
that bad.
990
00:50:27,831 --> 00:50:30,599
I feel like covering my
face with a towel sometimes,
991
00:50:30,601 --> 00:50:32,567
because there's
just like a monsoon.
992
00:50:32,569 --> 00:50:35,704
of Richard just
raining down upon me.
993
00:50:35,706 --> 00:50:38,105
A monsoon.
994
00:50:38,107 --> 00:50:39,741
Tsunami.
995
00:50:39,743 --> 00:50:41,777
Nasty,
it's nasty.
996
00:50:41,779 --> 00:50:42,844
That's
fucked up, man.
997
00:50:42,846 --> 00:50:45,750
You need to
get that checked.
998
00:50:50,119 --> 00:50:52,186
Vanilla.
999
00:50:52,188 --> 00:50:54,623
Vanilla.
1000
00:50:54,625 --> 00:50:56,257
Fuck me.
1001
00:50:56,259 --> 00:50:59,860
Fuck.
1002
00:50:59,862 --> 00:51:03,600
Careful
with that.
1003
00:51:05,268 --> 00:51:06,867
That can't
be good.
1004
00:51:06,869 --> 00:51:09,607
Let me see.
1005
00:51:11,275 --> 00:51:13,074
OK, go, go,
salt water, go.
1006
00:51:13,076 --> 00:51:15,844
No, the salt water
isn't doing shit.
1007
00:51:15,846 --> 00:51:16,712
Hand me
the Scotch.
1008
00:51:16,714 --> 00:51:18,012
No, no, we're not
wasting it on that,
1009
00:51:18,014 --> 00:51:18,846
the salt water
is the same thing.
1010
00:51:18,848 --> 00:51:20,815
It's the same thing
as salt water.
1011
00:51:20,817 --> 00:51:21,849
Go.
1012
00:51:21,851 --> 00:51:22,918
Go.
1013
00:51:22,920 --> 00:51:23,985
Go.
1014
00:51:23,987 --> 00:51:27,591
Fine.
1015
00:51:28,759 --> 00:51:32,630
I think
I'm drunk.
1016
00:51:36,065 --> 00:51:38,032
Monsoon Richard.
1017
00:51:38,034 --> 00:51:42,574
Ha ha ha.
1018
00:51:46,043 --> 00:51:50,945
Hey, true or not, I appreciate
the vote of confidence.
1019
00:51:50,947 --> 00:51:53,081
Why would I
lie about that?
1020
00:51:53,083 --> 00:51:59,920
I don't know, maybe you feel bad
about the way it all went down.
1021
00:51:59,922 --> 00:52:01,959
I don't
feel bad.
1022
00:52:11,335 --> 00:52:14,839
Did you kill her,
or did your dad?
1023
00:52:21,779 --> 00:52:24,945
I thought we were
putting it all out there.
1024
00:52:24,947 --> 00:52:29,217
♪
1025
00:52:29,219 --> 00:52:33,822
I already told you,
we didn't do it.
1026
00:52:33,824 --> 00:52:40,128
♪
1027
00:52:40,130 --> 00:52:48,969
♪
1028
00:52:48,971 --> 00:52:58,112
♪
1029
00:52:58,114 --> 00:53:06,721
♪
1030
00:53:06,723 --> 00:53:12,893
♪
1031
00:53:12,895 --> 00:53:16,264
♪
1032
00:53:16,266 --> 00:53:23,404
(Pained gasping)
1033
00:53:23,406 --> 00:53:29,777
♪
1034
00:53:29,779 --> 00:53:31,512
Fuck!
1035
00:53:31,514 --> 00:53:33,280
Fucking,
fucking hurts.
1036
00:53:33,282 --> 00:53:34,416
It hurts.
1037
00:53:34,418 --> 00:53:37,085
Jay!
1038
00:53:37,087 --> 00:53:38,052
It's gonna
be alright.
1039
00:53:38,054 --> 00:53:39,788
You're probably just
hungry and thirsty dude.
1040
00:53:39,790 --> 00:53:40,788
I don't know if it
was the fucking bird
1041
00:53:40,790 --> 00:53:42,958
or the Scotch or what,
but it fucking hurts.
1042
00:53:42,960 --> 00:53:44,291
Oh shit.
1043
00:53:44,293 --> 00:53:46,161
Holy fuck.
1044
00:53:46,163 --> 00:53:47,829
That's fucking
bad, isn't it?
1045
00:53:47,831 --> 00:53:48,929
Sacha,
what do we do?
1046
00:53:48,931 --> 00:53:51,299
We usually treat infections
like this antibiotics.
1047
00:53:51,301 --> 00:53:54,436
Well, when we
don't have those?
1048
00:53:54,438 --> 00:53:57,404
♪
1049
00:53:57,406 --> 00:54:01,076
We gotta stop the infection
from reaching his heart.
1050
00:54:01,078 --> 00:54:03,311
You mean we?
1051
00:54:03,313 --> 00:54:04,311
No, no, no.
1052
00:54:04,313 --> 00:54:05,579
Are
you serious?
1053
00:54:05,581 --> 00:54:06,547
I don't know how else to stop
the infection from spreading.
1054
00:54:06,549 --> 00:54:11,085
No, no, no, we don't
even have any knives.
1055
00:54:11,087 --> 00:54:12,186
Sacha, stop!
1056
00:54:12,188 --> 00:54:13,322
He's fucking
dying, Richard.
1057
00:54:13,324 --> 00:54:16,791
Look, I'm right here, I'm
not fucking dying, I'm good.
1058
00:54:16,793 --> 00:54:18,058
Couldn't this kill
him too, I mean,
1059
00:54:18,060 --> 00:54:20,161
when the new cut
gets infected?
1060
00:54:20,163 --> 00:54:23,197
I know you two can hear me,
look, I'm fine, I swear.
1061
00:54:23,199 --> 00:54:26,233
Look, look,
look, look.
1062
00:54:26,235 --> 00:54:30,538
(Gasps of pain)
1063
00:54:30,540 --> 00:54:35,811
Ahhh.
1064
00:54:35,813 --> 00:54:38,212
♪
1065
00:54:38,214 --> 00:54:42,483
Oh fuck, it feels like there's
ants crawling in my veins.
1066
00:54:42,485 --> 00:54:44,820
Jay, Jay,
Jay, Jay.
1067
00:54:44,822 --> 00:54:46,087
If we don't
do this,
1068
00:54:46,089 --> 00:54:55,096
if this reaches your heart or
your brain, you're dead, 100%.
1069
00:54:55,098 --> 00:54:57,364
Be brave.
1070
00:54:57,366 --> 00:55:05,373
♪
1071
00:55:05,375 --> 00:55:12,547
♪
1072
00:55:12,549 --> 00:55:14,583
♪
1073
00:55:14,585 --> 00:55:15,851
Richard,
give me your belt.
1074
00:55:15,853 --> 00:55:16,951
What did
he say?
1075
00:55:16,953 --> 00:55:17,985
Nothing,
just give me your belt.
1076
00:55:17,987 --> 00:55:19,119
What did
he say?
1077
00:55:19,121 --> 00:55:20,121
Just fucking
help me.
1078
00:55:20,123 --> 00:55:28,262
♪
1079
00:55:28,264 --> 00:55:31,967
♪
1080
00:55:31,969 --> 00:55:34,536
Ready?
1081
00:55:34,538 --> 00:55:39,340
♪
1082
00:55:39,342 --> 00:55:40,545
Wait!
1083
00:55:45,181 --> 00:55:47,882
OK, now
you can go.
1084
00:55:47,884 --> 00:55:48,884
Seriously?
1085
00:55:48,886 --> 00:55:50,284
Look,
I'm fucking thirsty.
1086
00:55:50,286 --> 00:55:52,954
His blood
could be toxic.
1087
00:55:52,956 --> 00:55:54,422
I don't fucking
know any more.
1088
00:55:54,424 --> 00:55:56,324
(Mumbling)
1089
00:55:56,326 --> 00:55:58,025
Oh my God.
1090
00:55:58,027 --> 00:56:01,663
♪
1091
00:56:01,665 --> 00:56:03,431
Richard!
1092
00:56:03,433 --> 00:56:06,067
Oh, fuck!
1093
00:56:06,069 --> 00:56:10,672
(Screaming)
1094
00:56:10,674 --> 00:56:12,440
Fuck off dude!
1095
00:56:12,442 --> 00:56:13,574
Richard, where's
the God damn tape?
1096
00:56:13,576 --> 00:56:14,909
I don't know.
1097
00:56:14,911 --> 00:56:17,212
Fuck off.
1098
00:56:17,214 --> 00:56:25,619
(Screaming)
1099
00:56:25,621 --> 00:56:31,625
(Screaming)
1100
00:56:31,627 --> 00:56:35,329
(Screaming)
1101
00:56:35,331 --> 00:56:38,199
That was a terrible
fucking idea.
1102
00:56:38,201 --> 00:56:41,636
♪
1103
00:56:41,638 --> 00:56:43,003
Hey.
1104
00:56:43,005 --> 00:56:44,505
Can I have some?
1105
00:56:44,507 --> 00:56:47,208
I told you.
1106
00:56:47,210 --> 00:56:49,009
♪
1107
00:56:49,011 --> 00:56:52,313
Idiot.
1108
00:56:52,315 --> 00:56:54,349
Come on!
1109
00:56:54,351 --> 00:56:57,319
♪ (Acoustic
mellow music) ♪
1110
00:56:57,321 --> 00:57:06,360
♪ Where I go,
I fall back asleep ♪
1111
00:57:06,362 --> 00:57:13,969
♪
1112
00:57:13,971 --> 00:57:23,011
♪ Why call in sick
if everyone, not me ♪
1113
00:57:23,013 --> 00:57:30,284
♪
1114
00:57:30,286 --> 00:57:39,393
♪ Old strangers come
in and out discreet ♪
1115
00:57:39,395 --> 00:57:44,264
(Coughing)
1116
00:57:44,266 --> 00:57:48,770
♪
1117
00:57:48,772 --> 00:57:49,871
Fuck.
1118
00:57:49,873 --> 00:57:53,074
I don't know, I still
can't figure this shit out.
1119
00:57:53,076 --> 00:57:55,043
I think he
has sepsis.
1120
00:57:55,045 --> 00:57:56,744
What?
1121
00:57:56,746 --> 00:58:03,150
Blood poisoning.
1122
00:58:03,152 --> 00:58:07,021
Hey,
if he dies,
1123
00:58:07,023 --> 00:58:09,556
can we?
1124
00:58:09,558 --> 00:58:11,692
What?
1125
00:58:11,694 --> 00:58:14,362
What?
1126
00:58:14,364 --> 00:58:16,530
Is he
edible?
1127
00:58:16,532 --> 00:58:18,266
No.
1128
00:58:18,268 --> 00:58:20,067
No, as in he's
not edible, or no?
1129
00:58:20,069 --> 00:58:21,770
No, as in we're
not eating anybody.
1130
00:58:21,772 --> 00:58:23,771
Sacha,
what the fuck?
1131
00:58:23,773 --> 00:58:30,078
I can raise one of the
straws so you don't pick it.
1132
00:58:30,080 --> 00:58:31,545
You two
deserve each other.
1133
00:58:31,547 --> 00:58:33,313
What?
1134
00:58:33,315 --> 00:58:36,317
Do you want to know what he
whispered to me last night?
1135
00:58:36,319 --> 00:58:37,317
He asked me if
I thought about
1136
00:58:37,319 --> 00:58:42,056
using the glass shard
on you instead of him.
1137
00:58:42,058 --> 00:58:48,730
♪
1138
00:58:48,732 --> 00:58:56,603
♪
1139
00:58:56,605 --> 00:59:06,081
♪
1140
00:59:06,083 --> 00:59:15,090
♪
1141
00:59:15,092 --> 00:59:23,665
(Pained noises)
1142
00:59:23,667 --> 00:59:32,773
(Pained noises)
1143
00:59:32,775 --> 00:59:41,248
♪
1144
00:59:41,250 --> 00:59:48,255
♪
1145
00:59:48,257 --> 00:59:55,329
♪
1146
00:59:55,331 --> 00:59:58,866
Fuck!
1147
00:59:58,868 --> 01:00:00,668
It's OK.
1148
01:00:00,670 --> 01:00:02,670
You're gonna
be alright.
1149
01:00:02,672 --> 01:00:10,712
(Gasping)
1150
01:00:10,714 --> 01:00:14,282
Deep breaths, OK.
1151
01:00:14,284 --> 01:00:16,650
Deep breaths.
1152
01:00:16,652 --> 01:00:18,552
Just breathe.
1153
01:00:18,554 --> 01:00:21,221
Yeah, OK.
1154
01:00:21,223 --> 01:00:25,425
OK.
1155
01:00:25,427 --> 01:00:28,929
You're not being honest
with me, are you?
1156
01:00:28,931 --> 01:00:32,866
What?
1157
01:00:32,868 --> 01:00:36,170
Richard Parker.
1158
01:00:36,172 --> 01:00:39,373
♪
1159
01:00:39,375 --> 01:00:44,545
Don't you think it's
time we draw straws?
1160
01:00:44,547 --> 01:00:49,217
I'm on my way out if
something doesn't change soon.
1161
01:00:49,219 --> 01:00:50,451
If I don't eat or
drink something soon,
1162
01:00:50,453 --> 01:00:53,454
I'm gonna
die, right?
1163
01:00:53,456 --> 01:00:55,190
It's me
you're gonna eat.
1164
01:00:55,192 --> 01:00:56,424
No, no,
that won't be a problem.
1165
01:00:56,426 --> 01:00:58,192
I heard that,
you fuck.
1166
01:00:58,194 --> 01:00:59,860
I also heard what
you said last night.
1167
01:00:59,862 --> 01:01:02,230
You're the one dying,
why don't you be a man
1168
01:01:02,232 --> 01:01:04,398
for once and
volunteer yourself.
1169
01:01:04,400 --> 01:01:06,867
We wouldn't even be here right
now if it wasn't for you.
1170
01:01:06,869 --> 01:01:08,536
Oh, whatever crush
you're harboring,
1171
01:01:08,538 --> 01:01:11,206
let it go dude,
it's fucking embarrassing.
1172
01:01:11,208 --> 01:01:12,174
No, you're
embarrassing.
1173
01:01:12,176 --> 01:01:13,875
You had your shot man,
she didn't pick you.
1174
01:01:13,877 --> 01:01:16,777
No, but I wouldn't fuck
around on her, would I?
1175
01:01:16,779 --> 01:01:18,045
You hear
that Sacha?
1176
01:01:18,047 --> 01:01:22,386
Even after what happened last
year, he still cheats on you.
1177
01:01:25,388 --> 01:01:26,420
You're a
fucking idiot.
1178
01:01:26,422 --> 01:01:27,922
I'm the idiot?
1179
01:01:27,924 --> 01:01:29,523
All of that shit
you pulled that year,
1180
01:01:29,525 --> 01:01:30,891
and you still couldn't
learn your fucking lesson.
1181
01:01:30,893 --> 01:01:32,226
Just tell her
you love her, huh.
1182
01:01:32,228 --> 01:01:33,360
I would do
anything for her.
1183
01:01:33,362 --> 01:01:36,496
Well you most certainly
did do anything.
1184
01:01:36,498 --> 01:01:37,898
♪
1185
01:01:37,900 --> 01:01:39,567
You're so chivalrous,
why don't you tell her
1186
01:01:39,569 --> 01:01:43,337
what you
did to my ex.
1187
01:01:43,339 --> 01:01:44,605
What?
1188
01:01:44,607 --> 01:01:48,009
Wait, that can't
be right, can it?
1189
01:01:48,011 --> 01:01:51,779
You're the
mistreated nice guy.
1190
01:01:51,781 --> 01:01:53,014
Fuck is
going on, guys?
1191
01:01:53,016 --> 01:01:58,518
You hate me, you're scared of
me for what you think I did.
1192
01:01:58,520 --> 01:02:01,521
Way to run right into
the real psycho's arms.
1193
01:02:01,523 --> 01:02:08,329
♪
1194
01:02:08,331 --> 01:02:10,697
Jay?
1195
01:02:10,699 --> 01:02:15,837
♪
1196
01:02:15,839 --> 01:02:16,938
Sacha.
1197
01:02:16,940 --> 01:02:19,706
Sacha, I.
1198
01:02:19,708 --> 01:02:21,708
♪
1199
01:02:21,710 --> 01:02:26,547
Look, I knew if
you left it was over.
1200
01:02:26,549 --> 01:02:28,882
The three of us wouldn't hang
out, and you would be gone.
1201
01:02:28,884 --> 01:02:31,585
You wouldn't be
around anymore.
1202
01:02:31,587 --> 01:02:37,291
♪
1203
01:02:37,293 --> 01:02:41,029
I was gonna try and convince
her to get rid of the baby,
1204
01:02:41,031 --> 01:02:45,565
but she,
1205
01:02:45,567 --> 01:02:48,335
she wouldn't
listen, OK?
1206
01:02:48,337 --> 01:02:52,840
It was
an accident.
1207
01:02:52,842 --> 01:02:56,911
♪
1208
01:02:56,913 --> 01:02:58,579
Hey, hey, hey.
1209
01:02:58,581 --> 01:02:59,447
No, no.
1210
01:02:59,449 --> 01:03:01,715
I was just trying
to keep us together.
1211
01:03:01,717 --> 01:03:03,483
But I'm the
asshole, right?
1212
01:03:03,485 --> 01:03:04,686
He's the
gentleman?
1213
01:03:04,688 --> 01:03:06,387
You just use us,
that's all you do.
1214
01:03:06,389 --> 01:03:07,889
I spend all my
money on you guys.
1215
01:03:07,891 --> 01:03:10,491
You'd never leave your mom's
basement if it wasn't for me.
1216
01:03:10,493 --> 01:03:11,992
You do all that
shit for you.
1217
01:03:11,994 --> 01:03:13,628
Not us.
1218
01:03:13,630 --> 01:03:18,599
So you can have a good fucking
time, you selfish prick.
1219
01:03:18,601 --> 01:03:21,735
I have nothing.
1220
01:03:21,737 --> 01:03:25,473
My family
left me nothing.
1221
01:03:25,475 --> 01:03:31,945
I never asked you for
anything, you never offered.
1222
01:03:31,947 --> 01:03:39,753
You have no idea what it's
like to work for everything.
1223
01:03:39,755 --> 01:03:48,496
♪
1224
01:03:48,498 --> 01:03:50,565
♪
1225
01:03:50,567 --> 01:03:53,034
I think we
should draw straws.
1226
01:03:53,036 --> 01:04:01,641
♪
1227
01:04:01,643 --> 01:04:10,050
♪
1228
01:04:10,052 --> 01:04:18,393
♪
1229
01:04:18,395 --> 01:04:25,065
♪
1230
01:04:25,067 --> 01:04:32,572
♪
1231
01:04:32,574 --> 01:04:40,581
♪
1232
01:04:40,583 --> 01:04:45,853
♪
1233
01:04:45,855 --> 01:04:48,989
OK.
1234
01:04:48,991 --> 01:04:54,996
Before we start,
everyone clear on the rules?
1235
01:04:54,998 --> 01:05:01,138
♪
1236
01:05:07,710 --> 01:05:10,710
No begging.
1237
01:05:10,712 --> 01:05:13,447
No pleading.
1238
01:05:13,449 --> 01:05:19,822
This is so the other two
can continue to live.
1239
01:05:26,462 --> 01:05:31,567
You first.
1240
01:05:38,574 --> 01:05:42,178
Pick.
1241
01:05:55,625 --> 01:05:58,529
Alright Jay.
1242
01:06:05,168 --> 01:06:07,938
Fuck you.
1243
01:06:27,257 --> 01:06:29,657
Fucking
Richard Parker.
1244
01:06:29,659 --> 01:06:32,125
Wait, dude.
1245
01:06:32,127 --> 01:06:33,194
We can't
let her do this.
1246
01:06:33,196 --> 01:06:34,262
We said
no pleading.
1247
01:06:34,264 --> 01:06:36,600
You're not the one
who's pleading.
1248
01:06:40,302 --> 01:06:41,735
You're just gonna
let her do this?
1249
01:06:41,737 --> 01:06:46,076
Fucking off yourself
if you're so offended.
1250
01:06:48,076 --> 01:06:50,513
I didn't
think so.
1251
01:06:58,987 --> 01:07:03,527
Can you do
it yourself?
1252
01:07:17,739 --> 01:07:19,072
OK.
1253
01:07:19,074 --> 01:07:21,978
OK.
1254
01:07:24,714 --> 01:07:33,087
We'll draw straws
again to see who has to
1255
01:07:33,089 --> 01:07:37,060
take her out.
1256
01:07:46,268 --> 01:07:47,335
I'll do it.
1257
01:07:47,337 --> 01:07:53,741
What?
1258
01:07:53,743 --> 01:07:58,012
You get to
pick this time.
1259
01:07:58,014 --> 01:08:00,684
Even Steven.
1260
01:08:04,753 --> 01:08:09,223
Pick Rich.
1261
01:08:09,225 --> 01:08:12,061
Pick.
1262
01:08:28,210 --> 01:08:29,310
Hmm.
1263
01:08:29,312 --> 01:08:38,051
(Laughing)
1264
01:08:38,053 --> 01:08:47,193
(Laughing)
1265
01:08:47,195 --> 01:08:50,930
You always have to
come up even, don't you?
1266
01:08:50,932 --> 01:09:00,207
(Laughing)
1267
01:09:00,209 --> 01:09:03,810
(Laughing)
1268
01:09:03,812 --> 01:09:06,380
I don't want
to do this.
1269
01:09:06,382 --> 01:09:08,785
Just get it
over with.
1270
01:09:14,257 --> 01:09:15,355
No.
1271
01:09:15,357 --> 01:09:16,390
This is what
we said we'd do.
1272
01:09:16,392 --> 01:09:17,957
No.
1273
01:09:17,959 --> 01:09:23,096
(Gasping)
1274
01:09:23,098 --> 01:09:26,766
You fuck.
1275
01:09:26,768 --> 01:09:35,842
(Gasping)
1276
01:09:35,844 --> 01:09:37,711
♪
1277
01:09:37,713 --> 01:09:40,149
We had
a deal.
1278
01:09:49,859 --> 01:09:57,030
♪
1279
01:09:57,032 --> 01:09:59,734
Hey.
1280
01:09:59,736 --> 01:10:07,408
♪
1281
01:10:07,410 --> 01:10:09,143
You OK?
1282
01:10:09,145 --> 01:10:15,750
♪
1283
01:10:15,752 --> 01:10:18,752
Oh.
1284
01:10:18,754 --> 01:10:21,788
♪
1285
01:10:21,790 --> 01:10:24,158
You hungry?
1286
01:10:24,160 --> 01:10:30,096
♪
1287
01:10:30,098 --> 01:10:32,433
Come on.
1288
01:10:32,435 --> 01:10:37,171
♪
1289
01:10:37,173 --> 01:10:45,479
♪
1290
01:10:45,481 --> 01:10:50,184
♪
1291
01:10:50,186 --> 01:10:53,220
Stay here.
1292
01:10:53,222 --> 01:11:02,195
♪
1293
01:11:02,197 --> 01:11:07,268
♪
1294
01:11:07,270 --> 01:11:09,936
I found this when I was
looking for the golf club.
1295
01:11:09,938 --> 01:11:10,904
I need her
help finding it.
1296
01:11:10,906 --> 01:11:13,808
He doesn't need shit,
you're staying here.
1297
01:11:13,810 --> 01:11:21,515
♪
1298
01:11:21,517 --> 01:11:24,484
♪
1299
01:11:24,486 --> 01:11:25,952
Here, sit.
1300
01:11:25,954 --> 01:11:27,954
Sit.
1301
01:11:27,956 --> 01:11:32,893
♪
1302
01:11:32,895 --> 01:11:34,994
Check this out.
1303
01:11:34,996 --> 01:11:38,232
♪
1304
01:11:38,234 --> 01:11:41,100
Excuse me.
1305
01:11:41,102 --> 01:11:48,975
♪
1306
01:11:48,977 --> 01:11:56,116
♪
1307
01:11:56,118 --> 01:11:57,984
The fuse box
is in there.
1308
01:11:57,986 --> 01:12:04,425
♪
1309
01:12:04,427 --> 01:12:06,527
I pulled
the ignition.
1310
01:12:06,529 --> 01:12:09,997
This little guy is why
the boat wouldn't start.
1311
01:12:09,999 --> 01:12:12,899
♪
1312
01:12:12,901 --> 01:12:17,238
It gave us a chance
to get rid of him.
1313
01:12:17,240 --> 01:12:20,107
For the
lie detector.
1314
01:12:20,109 --> 01:12:24,612
You were
so good.
1315
01:12:24,614 --> 01:12:28,549
Spirit of God and that Richard
Parker shit, such a good idea.
1316
01:12:28,551 --> 01:12:31,518
♪
1317
01:12:31,520 --> 01:12:33,319
Just.
1318
01:12:33,321 --> 01:12:36,422
Just shitty
luck with my arm.
1319
01:12:36,424 --> 01:12:39,359
And you pulling
the short straw.
1320
01:12:39,361 --> 01:12:42,296
But didn't that just
show how little he cared?
1321
01:12:42,298 --> 01:12:45,032
How he was willing
to let you die?
1322
01:12:45,034 --> 01:12:52,573
♪
1323
01:12:52,575 --> 01:12:56,176
None of that
matters anymore.
1324
01:12:56,178 --> 01:12:58,912
We can run
away now.
1325
01:12:58,914 --> 01:13:01,180
Together.
1326
01:13:01,182 --> 01:13:04,184
♪
1327
01:13:04,186 --> 01:13:07,054
You
said that.
1328
01:13:07,056 --> 01:13:11,558
You said that we're
gonna run away together.
1329
01:13:11,560 --> 01:13:16,195
You said that we could get
the cash in his closet,
1330
01:13:16,197 --> 01:13:20,333
and get
out of here.
1331
01:13:20,335 --> 01:13:23,069
You
said that.
1332
01:13:23,071 --> 01:13:26,239
♪
1333
01:13:26,241 --> 01:13:28,274
I.
1334
01:13:28,276 --> 01:13:31,211
I thought
I said
1335
01:13:31,213 --> 01:13:33,613
you could
take the cash.
1336
01:13:33,615 --> 01:13:40,086
♪
1337
01:13:40,088 --> 01:13:43,457
You.
1338
01:13:43,459 --> 01:13:46,563
You aren't
gonna come?
1339
01:13:50,231 --> 01:13:52,334
I.
1340
01:13:59,642 --> 01:14:04,377
Of course
I am.
1341
01:14:04,379 --> 01:14:06,380
Of course.
1342
01:14:06,382 --> 01:14:10,184
OK, now.
1343
01:14:10,186 --> 01:14:11,518
Eat.
1344
01:14:11,520 --> 01:14:16,991
I'll get us home as
soon as possible.
1345
01:14:16,993 --> 01:14:20,027
We'll just have to
say we found the fuse
1346
01:14:20,029 --> 01:14:23,463
after we
drew straws,
1347
01:14:23,465 --> 01:14:25,631
OK?
1348
01:14:25,633 --> 01:14:28,534
OK.
1349
01:14:28,536 --> 01:14:37,277
♪
1350
01:14:37,279 --> 01:14:42,448
♪
1351
01:14:42,450 --> 01:14:46,220
Don't worry,
1352
01:14:46,222 --> 01:14:48,689
I'll get
us home.
1353
01:14:48,691 --> 01:14:57,331
♪
1354
01:14:57,333 --> 01:15:04,304
♪
1355
01:15:04,306 --> 01:15:12,179
♪
1356
01:15:12,181 --> 01:15:19,720
♪
1357
01:15:19,722 --> 01:15:28,194
♪
1358
01:15:28,196 --> 01:15:36,502
♪
1359
01:15:36,504 --> 01:15:44,744
♪
1360
01:15:44,746 --> 01:15:50,751
♪
1361
01:15:50,753 --> 01:15:58,391
♪
1362
01:15:58,393 --> 01:16:05,232
♪
1363
01:16:05,234 --> 01:16:09,368
♪
1364
01:16:09,370 --> 01:16:11,106
You ready?
1365
01:16:26,387 --> 01:16:30,457
♪
1366
01:16:30,459 --> 01:16:34,360
Jesus, you do
have a good punch.
1367
01:16:34,362 --> 01:16:36,363
You know
someone once told me,
1368
01:16:36,365 --> 01:16:39,533
the sea finds out
everything you've done wrong,
1369
01:16:39,535 --> 01:16:42,668
so between his bad luck
name and his now public sins,
1370
01:16:42,670 --> 01:16:44,805
I think it's
fair to say
1371
01:16:44,807 --> 01:16:47,077
Jonah had
this coming.
1372
01:17:09,565 --> 01:17:17,304
♪
1373
01:17:17,306 --> 01:17:23,877
♪
1374
01:17:23,879 --> 01:17:31,618
♪
1375
01:17:31,620 --> 01:17:37,591
♪
1376
01:17:37,593 --> 01:17:45,465
♪
1377
01:17:45,467 --> 01:17:53,239
♪
1378
01:17:53,241 --> 01:18:01,480
♪
1379
01:18:01,482 --> 01:18:09,890
♪
1380
01:18:09,892 --> 01:18:11,558
♪
1381
01:18:11,560 --> 01:18:13,560
And while we still don't
know the reason behind the
1382
01:18:13,562 --> 01:18:18,232
red headed superstition, we do
know that, for whatever reason,
1383
01:18:18,234 --> 01:18:20,234
it definitely
holds true.
1384
01:18:20,236 --> 01:18:27,541
♪
1385
01:18:27,543 --> 01:18:36,250
♪
1386
01:18:36,252 --> 01:18:44,858
♪
1387
01:18:44,860 --> 01:18:47,793
Fuck.
1388
01:18:47,795 --> 01:18:55,668
♪
1389
01:18:55,670 --> 01:19:03,943
♪
1390
01:19:03,945 --> 01:19:12,286
♪
1391
01:19:12,288 --> 01:19:20,460
♪
1392
01:19:20,462 --> 01:19:27,301
♪
1393
01:19:27,303 --> 01:19:33,840
♪
1394
01:19:33,842 --> 01:19:40,447
♪
1395
01:19:40,449 --> 01:19:46,987
♪
1396
01:19:46,989 --> 01:19:55,328
♪
1397
01:19:55,330 --> 01:20:04,003
♪
1398
01:20:04,005 --> 01:20:12,878
♪
1399
01:20:12,880 --> 01:20:19,051
♪
1400
01:20:19,053 --> 01:20:27,027
♪
1401
01:20:27,029 --> 01:20:35,034
♪
1402
01:20:35,036 --> 01:20:42,908
♪
1403
01:20:42,910 --> 01:20:50,783
♪
1404
01:20:50,785 --> 01:20:58,792
♪
1405
01:20:58,794 --> 01:21:06,800
♪
1406
01:21:06,802 --> 01:21:14,707
♪
1407
01:21:14,709 --> 01:21:22,948
♪
1408
01:21:22,950 --> 01:21:30,823
♪
1409
01:21:30,825 --> 01:21:38,431
♪
1410
01:21:38,433 --> 01:21:46,473
♪
1411
01:21:46,475 --> 01:21:53,113
♪
1412
01:21:53,115 --> 01:22:00,586
♪
1413
01:22:00,588 --> 01:22:08,595
♪
1414
01:22:08,597 --> 01:22:16,135
♪
1415
01:22:16,137 --> 01:22:25,144
♪
1416
01:22:25,146 --> 01:22:30,015
♪
1417
01:22:30,017 --> 01:22:32,018
Moving on.
1418
01:22:32,020 --> 01:22:36,155
Perfect, print it,
let's go, alright.
1419
01:22:36,157 --> 01:22:39,024
(Laughter)
1420
01:22:39,026 --> 01:22:40,529
♪
1421
01:22:40,531 --> 01:22:42,578
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