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Femme Fatales 01x11
Till Death Do Us Part
Original Air Date on July 22, 2011
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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
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Baby, when did you get here?
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♪ I've got my eye on you ♪
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♪ I've got my eye on you ♪
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♪ And I'm hooked,dear, too ♪
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♪ Your fooling around's ♪
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♪ Getting bloodon my shoes, oh ♪
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♪ Whoa-oa, oh, oh ♪
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♪ Whoa-oa ♪
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♪ I've set my sights on you ♪
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♪ I've set my sights on you ♪
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♪ I've got an alibi, too ♪
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♪ So don't look around ♪
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♪ I've got nothing to lose ♪
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♪ Whoa-oa, oh, oh ♪
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♪ Whoa-oa, oh, oh ♪
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♪ Whoa-oa ♪
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♪ Whoa-oa, oh, oh ♪
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♪ Whoa-oa ♪
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Aloha.
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I see you've met Rachel Worth.
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Poor thing.
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Can you believe
it's her wedding day?
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Certainly not
a very auspicious start.
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A bride needs
something borrowed,
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something blue,
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but certainly not
something dead.
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I guess the silver lining
in all of this
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is the corpse is not the man
she's planning to marry.
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But with her ceremony
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on a private beach
near Waikiki
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looming in six hours,
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she best fix this little hiccup
that's threatening her big day.
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Otherwise, there could very
well be a whole new meaning
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to the phrase,
"Till death do us part."
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Phone. Phone.
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Where's my fucking phone?
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Okay.
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Okay. Okay.
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Cam! Cam, it's me!
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Come to the house!♪
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Babe, are you okay?
I can't hear.
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There's no reception,
and the music's too loud.
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Listen, my bachelor party's
still going on, but I promise--
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Don't worry.
I'll be sober by the morn--
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Cam. Cam!
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Really? That's funny?
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You made out
with a tranny last night.
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Okay.
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Please tell me we still get
to have sex like that
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after we're married.
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We better.
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It's a husband's duty
to please his woman.
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Oh, really?
Uh-huh.
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I can't believe
by this time tomorrow
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we're going to be
Mr. and Mrs. Cam Engelhardt.
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Finally.
I thought we were gonna
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have to get you
new business cards made up.
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"Cam Engelhardt,
Corporate Attorney,
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Commitment Phobe."
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Well, after tonight,
I'm all yours.
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Ah-ah-ah. Just remember.
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We agreed. One lap dance.
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Yeah, about that.
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How about one
lap dance and a B.J.?
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I'm a lawyer.
I negotiate.
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It's what I do.
It's all so tacky.
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Oh, I hope
they don't get a stripper.
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I just want to sit
by the pool and relax
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and miss you.
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Do I really have to go do
this whole bachelorette party?
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Yes. My sister's gone all-out.
You have to go.
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Which is why I told them
where to find you.
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Whoo-hoo! Come on.
What are you guys doing?
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What is this?
It's party time.
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Check-in is at 3,
and I want maximum pool time.
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You just stop molesting
my bro, okay?
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Okay, coming.
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Happy birthday, Cam.
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See you later.
Okay.
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Hi. This is Rachel Worth.
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I'm one of the women staying
at your vacation rental.
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There's a problem that I really
need to talk to you about,
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so if you get this message,
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please call me back
here at the house.
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Thank you.
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Okay, call me back.
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Okay, bye.
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Whoo-hoo!
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This is
the entertainment area.
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Fire pit over there,
trampoline.
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We get to use that, right?
Yeah, yeah.
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You got a famous trampoline.
If that trampoline could talk...
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The Jacuzzi
and the pool's temperature
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you can adjust
inside the house.
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Daphne pees in the pool,
just to let you know.
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Is that going
to be a problem?
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I do not.
Is there a pool boy?
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There is a pool boy.
Is he hot?
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He is very good-looking.
Women only.
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The beach
is a quarter mile that way.
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And the bar's fully stocked
with all the best liquor.
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I, myself, don't drink,
but I hear it's really good.
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This is
a great porn house.
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Oh, you've shot here?
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Anyway, that's about it.
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So if you need anything else,
call me on this number.
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Thank you so much.
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I'm going to get
out of your hair now.
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Don't do anything
I wouldn't do.
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Now, exactly
what might that be?
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Oh, my God, I love her.
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Congratulations
on your nuptials.
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Thank you so much.
Enjoy, ladies.
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Cheers to Rachel's marriage
to Cam.
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Whoo!
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And good times.
Good times.
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Oh.
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Rachel!
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Kim, Daphne, come here!
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What the fuck is it with her
and trampolines?
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Tramps love tramps, honey.
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That's good.
Right?
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Yeah, score.
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Thanks.
Whoo-hoo!
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So, are you nervous?
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About tomorrow? No.
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Are you kidding?
I love that man.
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I still don't understand why,
of all the women in the world,
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he chose me
to settle down with.
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Not that I'm complaining,
mind you.
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That was so much fun.
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Well, I for one, will never
allow myself to get tied down.
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We all know you're the one that loves
to do the tying down, sweetie.
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I've seen your collection
of whips and ball gags.
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Bunnies and rabbits and
stripper heels and tutus.
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Tutus?
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It's not like I was
in a rush to get married,
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but when I met Cam,
I just knew.
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Sorry.
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I'll get something for that.
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Is she going to be okay?
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Yeah, she'll be fine.
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It's ancient history.
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Daphne?
Yeah.
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Daphne, come on, honey.
Wake up.
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Where's my hat?
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You must've fallen asleep
out here.
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Daphne, come on, honey.
Wake up.
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What? Rachel!
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Daphne, what happened
last night?
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I remember having drinks
by the pool,
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and then everything
after that is a complete blank.
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We had a pretty good time.
That's what happened.
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Do you know
where Sharon and Kim are?
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They're not in their rooms? No.
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Okay, I need you to get up
and come with me. Okay?
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Nuh-uh.
Daphne. Daphne!
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Daphne! Up!
Okay, I'm com--
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Okay, I'm coming. Wow.
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Come on.
We'll get the hat. Whoa!
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Come on. Come on.
I have to show you something.
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Not good.
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Shh.
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Oh, Jesus,
what is he doing here?
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Who is he?
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The stripper.
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Don't you remember?
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I think he's dead.
Yes.
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Uh...
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What did you do?
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Did you two--
No!
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Rachel.
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I don't think so.
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Gosh. Oh, boy,
this is bad.
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Look at the mark on his neck.
Well...
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It looks like he was strangled.
Strangled?
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Somebody came in here
and killed him?
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So you remember him
showing up last night?
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Of course I remember him.
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He was a surprise, but you were
already pretty wasted by then.
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Hey, where you going so fast?
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Come on.
What's with the outfit?
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I thought you were coming
dressed as a policeman.
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Yeah. The girls at the last
party got a little too excited.
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And by too excited,
I meant they ripped my uniform
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because they couldn't wait
to suck my dick.
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But I had to improvise.
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I wonder what kind of damage
we're gonna do to this uniform.
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We should get started.
I'm hourly.
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I like the suspenders.
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Yeah? They're stretchy.
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Hey, girls!
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You smell
something burning?
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The fire's over here, baby!
Whoo!
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Oh! Oh!
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Who's that?
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Oh! Who is that?
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Who is this?
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A spot for you right here.
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Shoots on the rocks.
Shoots on the rocks.
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I don't have to.
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Oh, pretty girls,
take my clothes off.
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Loosen up my buttons, baby.
Whoo!
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That's what I'm talking about.
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There goes the suspenders.
What's under here? I don't know.
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It might be a dick!
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Oh, it's a dick behind
door one!
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Oh, my.
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Whoo!
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Yeah! Oh, yeah!
Oh, my God!
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Uh-oh! Uh-oh!
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It's the teabag robot from the future.
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Uh-oh. I'm from the future
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to teabag the bachelorette.
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Oh, my God!
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Whoo! Yeah,
it's the teabag robot!
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Ah, yeah!
Oh, my God!
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Oh! Oh! Bite it!
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Ohh! Yeah!
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The fire is out!
The fire is out! Whoo!
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Yeah!
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I-- I can't recall
any of it.
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What happened
after he finished?
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Nothing.
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And I thought he left.
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After the fight with Sharon...
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All right, Rachel.
Come on now, honey.
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It's time for bed.
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You can do it.
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You seen my hat?
It's a rental.
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No, but I see a really hot ass
I'd love to lose my face in.
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Hey, you ever done it
on a trampoline?
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It's really awesome.
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00:15:11,237 --> 00:15:13,471
No, thanks.
I'm not into cougars.
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I'm only 32.
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Yeah, but from here,
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looks like it's time
to learn the word "Botox."
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You're a fucking asshole!
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One dance.
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Oh, you like that, huh?
Come on. Get up here.
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Get that hot ass up here.
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Whoo!
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All right.
You're a saucy one.
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Yeah, mmm.
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Let me see that ass.
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Let me see that cute ass.
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Yeah. Oh, grind on it.
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Feel that?
Waking the monster.
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I wanna have
your mixed-raced baby.
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Uh-uh.
Come on now.
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You are a fucking dick!
I'd watch out for Sharon.
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She caught her last boyfriend
cheating, took a crowbar to his head.
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Just now starting to remember his name.
You're a fucking asshole!
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If the dude's got no memory of
dating that bitch, he's a lucky man.
257
00:16:04,924 --> 00:16:07,158
Fucking asshole!
I'm gonna fucking kill you!
258
00:16:07,193 --> 00:16:09,561
You don't think Sharon...
259
00:16:09,596 --> 00:16:11,563
We all know
what she's capable of.
260
00:16:11,598 --> 00:16:13,432
Remember what she did
to poor Jason?
261
00:16:13,466 --> 00:16:15,867
Hey, hey, hey.
Back with the coffee and scones.
262
00:16:15,902 --> 00:16:18,704
Hangover cures for all.
263
00:16:22,208 --> 00:16:23,709
Is that who I think it is?
264
00:16:23,743 --> 00:16:25,044
He's dead, Kim.
265
00:16:25,078 --> 00:16:27,080
What?
266
00:16:27,114 --> 00:16:28,615
How?
267
00:16:28,649 --> 00:16:30,517
We don't know.
268
00:16:30,552 --> 00:16:32,553
We, did you
call the police?
269
00:16:32,587 --> 00:16:35,323
No, not yet.
270
00:16:35,357 --> 00:16:38,526
Why? We have to call them
right now!
271
00:16:38,560 --> 00:16:40,928
No! Wait!
Let's just take a beat.
272
00:16:40,962 --> 00:16:42,563
What if they arrest us?
273
00:16:42,597 --> 00:16:44,531
Nobody's going
to get arrested.
274
00:16:44,566 --> 00:16:46,000
I mean, look at him.
275
00:16:46,034 --> 00:16:48,435
He probably pumped himself
full of so many steroids
276
00:16:48,470 --> 00:16:49,903
his heart finally gave out.
277
00:16:49,938 --> 00:16:51,905
I don't think
this is drug related.
278
00:16:51,940 --> 00:16:56,976
Whoever killed him
could've used this.
279
00:16:57,010 --> 00:16:59,545
Jesus Christ!
280
00:16:59,579 --> 00:17:01,113
I mean,
how did he get here?
281
00:17:01,147 --> 00:17:02,348
I don't know.
282
00:17:02,382 --> 00:17:05,651
She can't remember if she
had sex with him or not.
283
00:17:05,685 --> 00:17:08,287
You had sex
with this slime-bot?
284
00:17:08,322 --> 00:17:10,723
No, no, I--
285
00:17:10,758 --> 00:17:13,327
Would you stop saying that?
Well...
286
00:17:13,361 --> 00:17:15,696
I can't believe this.
We really have to call the police.
287
00:17:15,730 --> 00:17:17,665
Please, just wait!
288
00:17:17,699 --> 00:17:19,600
Just give me a second
to think.
289
00:17:19,635 --> 00:17:21,970
God, it's my wedding day!
What if Cam finds out?
290
00:17:22,004 --> 00:17:24,047
It's not a question of
if he finds out, darling.
291
00:17:24,048 --> 00:17:24,968
He's going to find out.
292
00:17:24,973 --> 00:17:27,874
Whose phone is this?
293
00:17:27,909 --> 00:17:30,277
Mine.
I've been looking for it everywhere.
294
00:17:30,312 --> 00:17:32,245
What?
295
00:17:32,280 --> 00:17:34,114
Yeah, who would'vethought the little bride
296
00:17:34,148 --> 00:17:35,815
would turn out to besuch a little slut, huh?
297
00:17:35,849 --> 00:17:38,050
Oh, God, no!
298
00:17:38,085 --> 00:17:41,921
Yep, you fucked him.
299
00:17:43,290 --> 00:17:45,325
What the fuck?
300
00:18:07,283 --> 00:18:09,551
Where the hell
is the coffeemaker?
301
00:18:09,585 --> 00:18:13,588
I feel like they're doing
that show Stomp inside my head.
302
00:18:13,622 --> 00:18:17,124
Hey, Sharon,
did you do it?
303
00:18:17,158 --> 00:18:18,492
Do what?
304
00:18:21,929 --> 00:18:23,663
The stripper.
305
00:18:25,266 --> 00:18:28,135
No, I didn't do him,
306
00:18:28,170 --> 00:18:29,737
not for lack of trying.
307
00:18:29,772 --> 00:18:31,906
Hey, hey, hey.
308
00:18:31,940 --> 00:18:35,009
Did you kill him?
309
00:18:36,178 --> 00:18:38,213
Yeah. He's here.
310
00:18:38,248 --> 00:18:39,682
He's pretty stiff,
311
00:18:39,716 --> 00:18:41,951
and I'm not talking
about his cock either.
312
00:18:41,985 --> 00:18:43,419
What?
313
00:18:46,189 --> 00:18:47,990
You think I did this?
314
00:18:48,025 --> 00:18:51,059
Given your history, is it any
surprise our minds went there?
315
00:18:51,094 --> 00:18:53,528
Daphne heard you threaten
to kill him last night.
316
00:18:53,562 --> 00:18:55,430
I wasn't serious.
Okay.
317
00:18:55,464 --> 00:18:59,033
Jesus, guys, how could you think
that I would do something like this?
318
00:18:59,067 --> 00:19:01,869
Somebody strangled him
and put him in Rachel's bed.
319
00:19:01,903 --> 00:19:04,271
And you are the only one
that had a problem with him.
320
00:19:04,305 --> 00:19:08,075
So you found him here? In Rachel's bed?
321
00:19:10,345 --> 00:19:13,047
Oh-ho-ho-ho!
322
00:19:13,081 --> 00:19:14,648
Yeah!
323
00:19:14,682 --> 00:19:18,351
And obviously Rachel was the last one
to see him alive.
324
00:19:18,386 --> 00:19:20,821
I don't remember
having sex with him.
325
00:19:20,855 --> 00:19:23,858
And maybe I don't remember
killing him either. No.
326
00:19:23,892 --> 00:19:26,193
That's ridiculous.
You couldn't hurt anyone.
327
00:19:26,228 --> 00:19:28,830
But I could?
328
00:19:28,864 --> 00:19:32,100
My own BFFs.
Thanks for the support.
329
00:19:32,135 --> 00:19:34,904
What about Daphne?
330
00:19:34,939 --> 00:19:36,373
Me?
331
00:19:36,407 --> 00:19:38,108
We all know that you're
still in love with Cam
332
00:19:38,142 --> 00:19:40,444
ever since you two
hooked up at Burning Man.
333
00:19:40,478 --> 00:19:42,813
I bet you would just love
to spoil Rachel's big day.
334
00:19:42,848 --> 00:19:46,517
By killing some innocent guy?
Get real.
335
00:19:46,551 --> 00:19:48,419
Daphne and I worked
that out ages ago,
336
00:19:48,453 --> 00:19:50,888
which is why she's
one of my bridesmaids.
337
00:19:50,923 --> 00:19:52,457
The past is the past.
338
00:19:52,491 --> 00:19:54,892
Okay. We really
should call the cops.
339
00:19:54,927 --> 00:19:58,062
The longer that we wait, the worse
that this is gonna look for us.
340
00:19:58,096 --> 00:20:01,164
I mean, they can determine
the time of death,
341
00:20:01,199 --> 00:20:04,934
and they're gonna wonder,
why did we wait so long?
342
00:20:04,969 --> 00:20:06,936
I think we should
get rid of the body.
343
00:20:06,971 --> 00:20:08,304
Of course you do.
344
00:20:08,338 --> 00:20:10,373
We could put it
behind some bushes
345
00:20:10,407 --> 00:20:14,243
at a deserted park
or in a Dumpster in an alley.
346
00:20:14,277 --> 00:20:17,279
We'll just say that he came,
he did his thing and he left.
347
00:20:17,313 --> 00:20:20,115
He could've been killed on his way
home by a mugger or something.
348
00:20:20,149 --> 00:20:22,650
No. We'll get caught.
349
00:20:22,685 --> 00:20:25,286
Do you not watch CSI?
350
00:20:25,321 --> 00:20:28,056
Which one?
351
00:20:28,090 --> 00:20:31,426
Look, people that do stupid
things-- they always get caught.
352
00:20:31,460 --> 00:20:34,963
So, first, I was a killer,
and now I'm stupid?
353
00:20:34,997 --> 00:20:38,333
It's my wedding day.
I don't wanna go to jail.
354
00:20:38,367 --> 00:20:40,235
Maybe we should consider it.
355
00:20:40,269 --> 00:20:42,104
You are all
not thinking clearly.
356
00:20:43,940 --> 00:20:44,940
Hello!
357
00:20:44,975 --> 00:20:46,308
The owner.
358
00:20:46,343 --> 00:20:47,477
Is anyone home?
359
00:20:47,511 --> 00:20:48,845
She's coming in.
360
00:20:48,879 --> 00:20:50,213
Stall her.
We'll hide the body.
361
00:20:50,248 --> 00:20:51,748
Ladies, are you in there?
362
00:20:51,782 --> 00:20:53,918
Grab him in front.
Don't touch him here.
363
00:20:53,952 --> 00:20:56,087
Is everything all right
in there?
364
00:20:57,723 --> 00:21:01,126
Oh, yeah. We were just
helping Rachel get ready.
365
00:21:01,160 --> 00:21:03,996
You know how hard it is to squeeze
a porker into her wedding dress.
366
00:21:04,030 --> 00:21:07,465
She's a stress eater. She put on a few
pounds in the last couple of days.
367
00:21:07,500 --> 00:21:10,636
But anyways, we couldn't get
the garbage disposal to work,
368
00:21:10,670 --> 00:21:11,803
but we fixed it.
369
00:21:11,838 --> 00:21:14,139
No. No, no, no.
What? What? Come on! What?
370
00:21:14,173 --> 00:21:16,107
I'm sorry. He has a boner or something.
Come on!
371
00:21:16,142 --> 00:21:18,343
So everything is fine.
I'm sorry that you came over here
372
00:21:18,377 --> 00:21:20,178
all the way for nothing.
Is Rachel inside?
373
00:21:20,212 --> 00:21:22,213
A boner? What--
Oh, oh, oh.
374
00:21:22,247 --> 00:21:24,949
Are you okay?
375
00:21:24,983 --> 00:21:27,985
Let's cover things up.
Okay. My veil.
376
00:21:28,020 --> 00:21:29,520
Yes, but, I...
377
00:21:31,958 --> 00:21:35,160
I hope he doesn't
see something he shouldn't.
378
00:21:43,335 --> 00:21:46,837
Cam! What are you
doing here?
379
00:21:46,871 --> 00:21:48,305
You sounded worried earlier.
380
00:21:48,339 --> 00:21:50,808
I wanted to make sure you weren't
having pre-wedding jitters.
381
00:21:50,842 --> 00:21:54,344
It took me six shots of espresso
to sober up before I--
382
00:21:54,379 --> 00:21:56,413
I'm gonna throw up.
383
00:21:56,448 --> 00:21:57,547
No!
384
00:22:05,556 --> 00:22:07,791
What the fuck is that?
385
00:22:07,825 --> 00:22:09,560
I know.
386
00:22:10,529 --> 00:22:12,163
I know.
387
00:22:17,603 --> 00:22:19,905
We have to
postpone the wedding.
388
00:22:23,643 --> 00:22:24,944
No.
389
00:22:24,978 --> 00:22:27,513
Cam, we have no choice.
390
00:22:27,547 --> 00:22:29,948
We're doing it.
Just as we planned.
391
00:22:29,982 --> 00:22:31,983
Today.
392
00:22:32,018 --> 00:22:33,151
Why?
393
00:22:33,185 --> 00:22:36,054
Because I have to be married
by the time I'm 30.
394
00:22:36,088 --> 00:22:37,721
Sweetie, no, you don't.
395
00:22:39,857 --> 00:22:41,725
When my grandmother died,
396
00:22:41,759 --> 00:22:43,627
she left me
a ten-million-dollar trust fund.
397
00:22:43,661 --> 00:22:46,196
But there was a catch.
398
00:22:46,231 --> 00:22:48,799
She stipulated that I have to
be married by my 30th birthday
399
00:22:48,834 --> 00:22:50,935
or I don't get the money.
400
00:22:50,969 --> 00:22:53,204
Why would she
do something like that?
401
00:22:53,239 --> 00:22:56,375
Gram was around long enough
to see me go through my...
402
00:22:56,409 --> 00:22:58,210
wild period.
403
00:22:58,244 --> 00:23:01,079
Let's just say
she didn't exactly approve.
404
00:23:01,114 --> 00:23:04,283
She wanted me to settle down
and make something of myself,
405
00:23:04,317 --> 00:23:05,784
which I did.
406
00:23:05,819 --> 00:23:08,253
Just after she was gone.
407
00:23:08,287 --> 00:23:11,623
But there's still that clause in
the will that I need to adhere to.
408
00:23:11,657 --> 00:23:14,960
Why didn't you tell me?
I was going to. I just--
409
00:23:14,994 --> 00:23:16,611
I didn't want you to
think that I was marrying
410
00:23:16,636 --> 00:23:18,336
you just so I can get
my hands on the money.
411
00:23:20,699 --> 00:23:24,702
I'm marrying you
because I love you, Rachel.
412
00:23:26,438 --> 00:23:28,672
Okay, that's really sweet,
but what I wanna know is,
413
00:23:28,707 --> 00:23:31,575
what happens to the money
if you don't get married?
414
00:23:37,081 --> 00:23:38,315
Kim.
415
00:23:42,487 --> 00:23:44,721
Oh, my God.
It was you.
416
00:23:44,755 --> 00:23:47,557
You hired the stripper.
417
00:23:47,591 --> 00:23:50,159
And you made my first drink.
418
00:23:50,193 --> 00:23:54,196
You spiked it,
which is why I was so out of it
419
00:23:54,230 --> 00:23:56,164
and can't remember anything.
420
00:23:56,198 --> 00:23:58,800
And someone would have
had to record it.
421
00:24:00,035 --> 00:24:02,937
You actually made moans
422
00:24:02,972 --> 00:24:05,441
to make it look
like it was actually happening,
423
00:24:05,475 --> 00:24:08,310
like I was awake
and I was enjoying it?
424
00:24:08,345 --> 00:24:12,181
And you were going
to e-mail that it to Cam
425
00:24:12,215 --> 00:24:14,651
so he'd call off the wedding.
426
00:24:14,685 --> 00:24:18,822
And you would be next in line
for the trust fund.
427
00:24:20,525 --> 00:24:22,193
Kim,
428
00:24:23,862 --> 00:24:26,030
did you really murder
this poor guy?
429
00:24:26,064 --> 00:24:28,232
"Poor guy"? "Poor guy"?
430
00:24:28,267 --> 00:24:31,269
Oh, come on, Cam.
Get off your high fucking horse.
431
00:24:31,303 --> 00:24:34,005
"Poor guy." He was just
some sleazy stripper.
432
00:24:35,975 --> 00:24:38,476
Anyways,
it was his own fault.
433
00:24:38,511 --> 00:24:41,213
No one was supposed
to get hurt.
434
00:24:41,247 --> 00:24:43,849
But the bastard got greedy.
435
00:24:43,883 --> 00:24:46,051
That was shit.
This is grade-A cock right here.
436
00:24:46,085 --> 00:24:48,119
I'm a fucking pro, baby.
437
00:24:48,154 --> 00:24:51,390
He demanded
half of the money,
438
00:24:51,424 --> 00:24:55,326
threatened to expose me
to you and Rachel.
439
00:24:55,360 --> 00:24:57,295
Five million dollars,
and then that was it.
440
00:24:57,329 --> 00:24:59,897
I think I deserve a tip on top of that.
I don't think you do.
441
00:24:59,931 --> 00:25:02,132
Sometimes it's nice to tip.
We're talking five million dollars here.
442
00:25:02,167 --> 00:25:04,268
I'm talking one million dollars
more on top of that.
443
00:25:04,302 --> 00:25:07,738
So I just agreed
to shut him up.
444
00:25:07,772 --> 00:25:09,106
But come on.
445
00:25:09,140 --> 00:25:11,574
I wasn't just gonna hand over
five million dollars
446
00:25:11,609 --> 00:25:14,143
to some lame-ass
cock-jock fireman.
447
00:25:14,178 --> 00:25:17,647
So I made him the same special
cocktail that I made Rachel,
448
00:25:19,249 --> 00:25:23,953
and I kept him busy
until it took effect.
449
00:25:28,159 --> 00:25:30,327
Fuck, yeah!
450
00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:36,967
Oh, yeah!
451
00:25:37,002 --> 00:25:39,837
Oh, yeah!
452
00:25:41,139 --> 00:25:43,774
Oh, yeah!
453
00:25:48,414 --> 00:25:50,748
Oh, yeah!
454
00:25:53,351 --> 00:25:55,152
And I could handle
455
00:25:55,186 --> 00:25:57,187
this problem
once and for all.
456
00:25:58,989 --> 00:26:01,624
But it turned out to be
457
00:26:01,659 --> 00:26:04,728
a much better plan
than I anticipated.
458
00:26:04,762 --> 00:26:07,297
Because cheating
is one thing,
459
00:26:07,331 --> 00:26:09,566
but accidentally
killing a trick
460
00:26:09,600 --> 00:26:12,669
during a sex game gone wrong
the night before your wedding--
461
00:26:12,703 --> 00:26:15,906
Well, there's just no way
462
00:26:15,940 --> 00:26:19,443
that Cam was
ever gonna say "I do."
463
00:26:19,477 --> 00:26:20,744
Not to her.
464
00:26:20,778 --> 00:26:23,080
No wonder you wanted
to call the cops.
465
00:26:23,114 --> 00:26:26,116
You knew it looked bad for me.
466
00:26:26,150 --> 00:26:28,719
I did what I had to do.
467
00:26:28,753 --> 00:26:33,256
I mean, we're talking
ten million dollars here.
468
00:26:34,159 --> 00:26:36,327
It's not fair.
469
00:26:36,361 --> 00:26:38,596
Okay, I was the good girl.
470
00:26:38,630 --> 00:26:41,198
I went to Nana's house
every Sunday.
471
00:26:41,233 --> 00:26:44,768
I remembered her birthdays.
He didn't.
472
00:26:44,802 --> 00:26:46,870
I was the one
that got straight A's.
473
00:26:46,904 --> 00:26:48,338
I was the good girl.
474
00:26:48,372 --> 00:26:52,208
But the bitch
left it all to him.
475
00:26:52,242 --> 00:26:55,010
Thought he could change.
476
00:26:56,445 --> 00:26:59,314
But it wasn't the money
that changed him, Rachel.
477
00:26:59,348 --> 00:27:01,282
It was you.
478
00:27:02,852 --> 00:27:05,320
Your little Frederick's
of Hollywood number--
479
00:27:05,354 --> 00:27:06,822
was it preshrunk?
480
00:27:06,856 --> 00:27:08,456
No.
481
00:27:15,599 --> 00:27:19,102
Worst maid of honor ever.
482
00:27:27,277 --> 00:27:30,212
So I guess I won't
be giving you my toast.
483
00:27:30,247 --> 00:27:33,849
Kim, this is serious.
You killed someone.
484
00:27:33,883 --> 00:27:36,051
I know.
485
00:27:36,085 --> 00:27:39,387
But I also know
what kind of man you are, Cam,
486
00:27:39,421 --> 00:27:41,689
and you'll spend most
of that ten million dollars
487
00:27:41,724 --> 00:27:45,660
on the best doctors
and lawyers to get me off.
488
00:27:47,397 --> 00:27:50,299
I'll see you again.
489
00:27:50,333 --> 00:27:52,001
Soon.
490
00:27:53,804 --> 00:27:57,273
Oh, and will you
save me some cake?
491
00:27:57,307 --> 00:28:01,144
You know how I love me
some cake.
492
00:28:01,178 --> 00:28:03,079
I'll come visit you.
493
00:28:03,113 --> 00:28:05,014
I'll get you the cake.
494
00:28:05,048 --> 00:28:07,149
No. No.
495
00:28:29,704 --> 00:28:32,039
It's been said it's bad luck
for a bride and groom
496
00:28:32,073 --> 00:28:34,141
to see each other
before the wedding.
497
00:28:34,175 --> 00:28:36,243
Although,
after the day they've had,
498
00:28:36,277 --> 00:28:38,144
I don't blame Rachel or Cam
499
00:28:38,179 --> 00:28:40,513
for throwing caution
to the wind.
500
00:28:40,547 --> 00:28:42,214
As for lessons learned,
501
00:28:42,249 --> 00:28:44,283
it's an age-old question
for women:
502
00:28:44,317 --> 00:28:48,220
Do you marry
for love or for money?
503
00:28:50,590 --> 00:28:52,624
Luckily, though,
for Rachel Worth,
504
00:28:52,658 --> 00:28:54,993
today she doesn't
have to choose.
505
00:28:55,027 --> 00:28:57,662
Mahalo.
506
00:28:57,696 --> 00:29:01,332
♪ You sayyou want to marry me ♪
507
00:29:01,367 --> 00:29:02,733
♪ It's dark in here ♪
508
00:29:02,768 --> 00:29:05,202
♪ I cannot find the light ♪
509
00:29:05,237 --> 00:29:08,506
♪ You say,why don't we go outside? ♪
510
00:29:08,541 --> 00:29:10,275
♪ We can wander around ♪
511
00:29:10,309 --> 00:29:13,012
♪ We can stay up all night ♪
512
00:29:13,046 --> 00:29:15,948
♪ I knowI have to come around ♪
513
00:29:15,982 --> 00:29:17,884
♪ If I want to find it ♪
514
00:29:17,918 --> 00:29:20,754
♪ If I wantto make it real ♪
515
00:29:23,191 --> 00:29:26,126
♪ Oh, I might like that ♪
516
00:29:26,160 --> 00:29:29,463
♪ Everything has lostits impact ♪
517
00:29:30,698 --> 00:29:33,601
♪ Oh, I might like that ♪
518
00:29:33,635 --> 00:29:37,005
♪ Everything has lostits impact ♪
519
00:29:38,240 --> 00:29:41,476
♪ Oh, I might like that ♪
520
00:29:41,510 --> 00:29:43,478
♪ Everything is lost ♪
521
00:29:43,512 --> 00:29:46,380
♪ It gets away from me ♪
522
00:29:46,415 --> 00:29:50,415
== sync, corrected by elderman ==
523
00:29:51,686 --> 00:29:54,121
Kill, Ubu, kill.
524
00:29:54,156 --> 00:29:56,491
Good fish.
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